The Predator Edit

A billion dollar grant.

A bunch of motherfuckers. Come on.

A government experiment or some shit.

A map to what?

A nice, big, juicy ass burger.

A pod escaped.

A predator kills its prey to survive.

A sportsman, or a hunter, or a fisherman.

About right, yeah.

Abso fucking lutely.

Adapt themselves with it and then move in.

Ah.

Ah...

Aha! There you are!

Ahora. Go!

Ain't nobody gonna believe this one.

Alien.

All I wanted was a goddamn fucking sample.

All I wanted was a little sample.

All of our best DNA before we're gone.

All personnel, Code Orange.

All right, here we go.

All right, kid.

All right, Nebraska,

All right, we're going home. I promise you.

All right! On me!

All right.

All right.

All right. Find my son.

All units. They got Traeger.

Am I going fucking mad?

And fucking you up's their idea of tourism!

And he has 13 confirmed kills.

And he is one of only 14 captains in the armed forces,

And I have money.

And I started crawling

And I thought Gaylord was bad.

And I truly hope that it is...

And I... make it happen.

And nobody calls me a pussy, so...

And so is a 10 foot alien.

And some fucking people from space!

And that dead Predator

And that if NASA ever found a space animal,

And the Silver Star.

And the thing that killed them is out there looking for Rory.

And walk to the fucking hospital.

And whatever's on board.

And you are violating his privacy reading that.

Any particular reason?

Are really dynamic. It's a wonderful piece.

Are we gonna get killed?

Are you good?

Arrived in a hijacked spacecraft.

At shooting shit in the head.

Back at the dam, they were gonna put a bullet in your head.

Back in '09, yeah. It was bad business. Six dead.

Back up!

Barking to yourself,

Bax, no!

Baxley!

Baxley's mom can't take a joke.

Be reasonable. There's six of you, seven of us.

Because I was trying

Because when we do find it, wouldn't it be great

Been saying since '87.

Been trying to figure out

Before the upgrade Predator blew up the ship,

Before these army fuckers screw up the whole thing.

Behind the fucking bus!

Being on the spectrum isn't really a disorder.

Between the coyote and the grey wolf...

Bluebill Two, are you out there?

Bro.

Brother, it's a bus.

But he is a good soldier.

But if you don't give us anything, we can't get in!

But some mammals, sheep, goats, uh...

But the first Predator, it didn't come here to hunt us.

But then she's gonna drop that there.

But when you're standing at attention before your Maker...

But... he called me a pussy

By your half assed yardbird bullshit...

Bye, Mom!

Can I interest you in getting the fuck out of here?

Can I talk to you for a second?

Can I... Can I see this? Can I get into this?

Can you just tell me what that is?

Can you just wait for a second? Just wait!

Can you tell your kid to tone down the psychosis, please?

Captain McKenna.

Captain McKenna's son?

Casey, you're with me.

Casey!

Casey!

Casey! Look.

Cease fire! Cease fire! Cease fire!

Chamber secure. Remove outer garments.

Chill, hey!

Church, Thomas, J.

Church, Thomas, J.

Church, Thomas, J.

Classic story...

Cock! Cock! Fuck! Dick!

Code Orange.

Code three. Code three.

Collecting survival traits

Come and get us, asshole!

Come here! Roll out! Roll out, let's go!

Come here.

Come on, Bax, let's go. Let's get some.

Come on, bitch!

Come on, brothers. Let's go.

Come on, go around the end there!

Come on, just get behind me.

Come on, man, this is the loony bus.

Come on, man. Come on.

Come on, what are you doing? Let's move.

Come on, you just give the fucking word, man.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Get up.

Come on. Let's go get my kid.

Come on. Let's go! Let's go! Come on!

Comm's not fucking working.

Comprised of the deadliest species in the entire...

Computer cross referenced the letter, and... here I am.

Contact!

Contact.

Copy.

Couple years ago, I was put on a short list

Coyle lit up one of his own vehicles?

Coyle, you wanker.

Coyle!

Coyle.

Creating a diversion.

Dad, the pod sent me a message.

Dad, there's a force field coming online. Look out!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad?

Damn it.

Damn it.

Damn.

Decontamination protocol.

Decontamination protocol.

Department of Defense.

Did he live?

Did I say that out loud?

Did three tours flying Hueys.

Did worse on myself, back in the day.

Did you do one of these after school?

Did you ever think that maybe he plays them

Did you not see the new Predator?

Die!

Do I get a cookie now?

Do it.

Do you got eyes on the hostages?

Do you have an estimate?

Doc, on me, now!

Doc, the dreads. What's that all about?

Doc.

Doctors asked me the same thing.

Does, uh, Quinn McKenna live here?

Don't go fuck yourself.

Don't know. Comm's not fucking working.

Don't look at the dead guy.

Don't.

Download everything.

Dr. Brackett?

Dr. Brackett.

Dr. Brackett.

Dupree, Jesus!

Easy, easy. Hey! Hey!

Eat your pussy.

Eight.

Emily, loonies. Loonies, Emily.

End days. End days.

Entropy.

Equipment. Weapons.

Estranged from your wife and son?

Every fucking time?

Everybody, tighten up.

Everyone, on the floor, face down!

Everyone, stand back!

Everything okay back there?

Ex sniper with PTSD? That's actually kind of perfect.

Exactly.

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Exploits weakness.

Expose it.

Eyes on it.

Eyes on. Keep your weapons trained.

Eyes up! Come on!

Face down! Now! Come on!

Fence is hot!

Fetch!

Figured something out. I think we're gonna die.

Fine!

Five big black guys and a joke?

For a paper I wrote on hybrid strains.

Found his escape pod in Mexico.

Frankenstein, you know, green skin?

Frankenstein.

From here forward.

From the most high end specimens.

Fuck it, fuck it.

Fuck me in the face with an aardvark.

Fuck that.

Fuck you. I never left.

Fuck your mother... Fuck your mother...

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! Nebraska!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fucked!

Fucking pussies.

FYI, back at Stargazer,

Galaxy. 250 billion stars.

Gave the Harvard School of Linguistics

Gaylord.

Gentlemen, remember...

Get 'em while they still last.

Get back. Clear the area.

Get down, sir.

Get down! Get down!

Get him out!

Get it off! Get it off me!

Get me NORAD.

Get out of the way. See you around.

Get out of there!

Get the fuck away from me!

Get to the choppers!

Give me that, ding dong.

Give me the goody bag.

Give me the gun.

Give me the pack.

Give this man a fuckin' cigar.

Go ahead. Go!

Go now! Please!

Go, go, go! Let's go!

Go, go, go! On Williams! On Williams!

Go!

Go!

Go! Go!

Go! Go! Go!

Go! Go! Go!

Go! I got this.

Go! Last man!

Go.

God makes shitty people.

God, I hope not.

Goddamn it, we need to find him.

Goddamn it!

Goddamn it.

Goddamn space aliens.

Goddamn, kid, I don't know where you get it from.

Golf tomorrow?

Good evening.

Good! Good! Good!

Good. Almost up and running. Five minutes.

Got a medal for blowing up half a mountain in Mosul.

Got it.

Got turned around, fired at one of his own vehicles.

Great. I'd like to talk to him.

Group therapy, room two.

Gun!

Guys, guys, guys. I get it, I get it.

Guys, if we wanna keep breathing,

Guys!

Guys! Did you see that? He...

Guys! Something's coming!

Haines, goddamn it, come in. Over!

Haines! Come in. Over.

Haines?

Hang on!

Hang on. Back up. Your unit?

He brought his dogs with him.

He didn't even give a shit about us.

He does this from time to time.

He doesn't mean your pussy in particular.

He grew an exoskeleton under his fucking skin.

He has the operating system.

He loves his Bible. Hey, Netty?

He loves it here.

He made first contact with the Predator.

He said he wanted me!

He said he wanted me.

He saw something.

He supervised

He wanted us to have this.

He was an asshole.

He will be my prize.

He will be your leader.

He works for the government, does he?

He's a security counter sniper.

He's awake! He's awake! He's awake!

He's fine. I'm going to bring him back.

He's gotta be just about

He's gotta be...

He's heavily sedated.

He's not here.

He's the world's number one authority on cybernetics.

Hello. I have enjoyed

Here it comes.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here, boy.

Here, boy. Fetch.

Here, throw this on.

Here.

Here's a treat, you little shit.

Hey, ass burger.

Hey, Baxley!

Hey, Baxley!

Hey, buddy. Where are ya?

Hey, come on.

Hey, Doc, come get my kid.

Hey, EJ, you hungry?

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey! Calm down! Calm down! Calm down!

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hold him down! Keep him down!

Hey, kiddo.

Hey, Lynch.

Hey, man. That's Predator technology.

Hey, McKenna.

Hey, Nebraska, you mind, uh, making a detour?

Hey, Nebraska!

Hey, no! Don't do that!

Hey, please, don't.

Hey, Rory, I'm Will.

Hey, what's happening?

Hey, yo! What the fuck?

Hey, you think she's safe in there with them?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Asshole!

Hey! Can you stop taking all my...

Hey! Hey! Hey! No, no, no. That is not for you.

Hey! I'm the one you want.

Hey! Just let me unpack this.

Hey! Nettles! Nettles! Wait, hey! Hey!

Hey! No! No! No!

Hey! This is not your house anymore!

Hey! You had your fucking chance.

Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hold on.

Hey. On Halloween, this blew up a whole house.

Hey...

Hi, there.

Hi. You seem like a really nice...

Hiroshi Yamada.

His post office box payments are past due.

His son's retarded.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Y'all going too fucking much.

Hold on. Hey. See this?

Holy shit!

Holy shit.

How about you telling us

How do you circumcise a homeless man?

How far away are we talking about?

How long before climate change renders this planet unlivable?

How they take people's spines, right?

How you doing, buddy, huh?

How you doing?

How you doing?

How'd you snag a ticket on this shitmobile?

I always stand at attention before I make her.

I assume it needs to be...

I believe that was implied. Yeah.

I came here to destroy this vessel.

I can do that, too.

I can follow your boy's chopper.

I can see the tracks on the floor!

I can't. I can't.

I detect one among you who is a true warrior.

I did all of them.

I didn't like your speech. It didn't really inspire me.

I don't know. Maybe, like, sensor receptors.

I don't see tracks on the floor, for the record.

I feel like I'm missing something in the research.

I get it. Fine, stay here and watch TV.

I got a male juvenile.

I got him! I got him!

I got my shoes all picked out.

I got two hostages.

I got you!

I guess you'd call it,

I had a run in with a space alien.

I hate you, you stupid fucking...

I heard something.

I hit the floor...

I hope they got it in a 42 long.

I just wanna know who this motherfucker is.

I just want the boy. Nobody's got to die.

I just want the ship.

I just want to be famous.

I know what it is. Our big boy's a hunter.

I like her. I like her a lot.

I like her. I like her.

I locked into its frequency.

I love you.

I made a unicorn...

I mean, a Ranger sniper tripping wire sensors?

I mean, what you're describing is more like a bass fisherman.

I mean, why do you think people make war?

I missed.

I need help.

I need you to mail this for me.

I never grew up the way I wanted.

I offer time advantage.

I read your file. The guys in Mexico it killed?

I really wish people would stop calling me that.

I said it's okay.

I see you saw Lynch's card.

I should have bet you that time!

I should have bet you that time!

I specifically said

I think I know what they're up to

I think I know where it's going.

I think they're attempting hybridization.

I think this one went rogue. A runner.

I think this thing's been following us, all right?

I thought this was a psych eval.

I told you she'd grab it. Ten bucks!

I took its gear.

I understand you enjoy stargazing?

I understand you know where the spaceship is.

I want a grid search.

I want that fucking ship.

I want the passenger. I want the pod.

I want to say thank you for having such a great kid.

I was naked and unarmed, it walked right past me.

I was there when it escaped. It's looking for something.

I will come back here, and I will happily

I wrote a letter to the president when I was six.

I'd be careful with that, sir.

I'd like to ask him a few questions.

I'd like to watch TV

I'll give you cover fire.

I'll help you find it. We can analyze it...

I'll make sure to tell Mom.

I'll tell you what, buddy...

I'm a biologist, and they have me on call in case there's...

I'm a sniper, just get me close, baby.

I'm coming out!

I'm gonna blow your brains right through it.

I'm gonna guess your second question is, why are you here?

I'm gonna set you on fire.

I'm gonna wake up on a bus.

I'm good.

I'm hungry for an ass burger.

I'm not waiting. 10 50, out.

I'm single. I don't know if you knew that.

I'm sure you have questions.

I've talked to your mother.

If Captain McKenna doesn't lower his weapon

If Forrest Gump just read the side of the box,

If I'm right,

If it is your daddy,

If it's not from here...

If we can get to the helicopter, go two klicks north.

If we could get into the fucking thing?

If your mom's vagina were a video game,

In the entire universe, yeah?

In the next 10 seconds...

Incoming!

Instructions?

Is it coming here?

Is it end times yet?

Is it just your imagination?

Is that what he's gonna do?

Is that...?

Is there a problem?

Is this a joke?

Is this for me?

Is your husband the man I think he is?

Isn't posing a threat kind of the fucking point?

It goes, right in here.

It hunts people for sport.

It just fires by itself when it's being attacked.

It moves.

It seems that our boy wasn't taking any chances.

It tore my friends apart. What is it?

It was so amazing!

It would tell him exactly what he would get.

It'd be rated "E" for "Everyone."

It's a chance for you to survive.

It's a conspiracy.

It's a fucking diversion.

It's a fucking space dog.

It's a nickname.

It's a space alien.

It's a translator unit, Rory.

It's above our pay grade.

It's actually the next step in the evolutionary chain.

It's been a long time since I had a gun in my hand.

It's called the Predator.

It's evidence.

It's evolving.

It's exactly what you think it is. Yeah.

It's fucking romantic.

It's here.

It's like an alien Whoopi Goldberg.

It's not our fight.

It's okay, don't say anything, just be safe.

It's okay.

It's pretty dark.

It's property of Project Stargazer.

It's the best we could do, man.

It's the end of times, huh?

It's the loonies.

It's using the translator.

Jeez!

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!

Jettisoned. Saved itself.

Just checking. I'm in for 20.

Just give him a minute.

Just tell them to put the guns down.

Just us.

Just wanted to kill that thing.

Just... Just like that.

Keep your head down.

Keys!

Kick your mom in the chin.

Kill every single fucking one of you.

Kind of like cat whiskers.

Knock it off.

Know who Whoopi Goldberg is?

Last one.

Lately, the visits are increasing in frequency.

Leave me alone.

Let's find it and trap the motherfucker.

Let's find some wheels, nothing flashy.

Let's get the fuck out of here.

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Let's go, son. Go!

Let's go!

Let's go! Hey. Come on, come on.

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Come on!

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go. He'll be coming for us.

Let's take it down!

Level two alert.

Light him up!

Light it up!

Like a gun.

Like a head start?

Like a robot, or whatever.

Like a unit?

Like an alien, you mean?

Like from the Bible.

Like, it's a creature. Seriously, it's not a person.

Listen, the kid's spooked, he's rabbiting.

Lock it down.

Look, I get it.

Look, I'm just saying, what the fuck is it gonna do?

Look, if this is the blood, okay, I think...

Look, we know about spontaneous speciation.

Looky, looky, loo.

Loonies, yeah.

Lynch left some pyro up there. To cover our retreat.

Ma'am, I don't wanna restrain you.

Mail what's in the pack, not the backpack.

Major?

Managed to figure out alien technology.

Marines. There's his unit.

Maybe they want to move into ours.

Maybe we can try to get into it.

McKenna, I got something.

McKenna!

McKenna! I don't like this.

McKenna.

McKenna.

Me, calm down? Yeah, okay, thanks, twitchy.

Meaning it's the Chinese menu of DNA.

Metal cast on his arm.

Military designation.

Military inquiries, sitting outside courtroom,

Mmm. Sounds delicious.

Mom says you're a killer.

Morning, sunshine.

MOS 1 1 B 3 V W 3.

Most dangerous species on every planet they visit.

Mostly plants and insects, but...

Mother confirms.

Move back.

Move, move, move!

Move, move, move! Up here. Up, up, up.

Move!

Move!

Move!

Move!

Move! Come on, get in! Come on!

Move! Move out!

Move! Move!

Move! Move!

Movement, twelve o'clock!

Moving east on Woodruff.

Moving!

My guys got this place covered on every angle.

My men will take care of your dog.

My unit.

Nebraska, you got wheels?

Nebraska!

Nebraska's bad habit.

Nettles, are you fucking retarded, man?

Nettles, be quiet.

Nettles, if you don't stop with this Bible shit,

Nettles, what's our 20?

Nettles! Nettles!

Nettles.

Netty, get the vehicle.

Netty, what is that?

Netty!

Netty!

Nice reverse psychology.

Nine.

No crosswind.

No first person shooter. No combat games.

No, don't worry about him. He's just got Tourettes.

No, group. Group Two.

No, I could tell that you're single.

No, I'm good.

No, it had to be like

No, nix that.

No, no, no!

No, no, no! Bro!

No, no, no! Move! Move! Move!

No, no, no! This way. This way. This way.

No, that's what he said, I heard it.

No, you just said, "Eat your pussy."

No, you said, "Eat my pussy."

No, you said, "Eat your pussy."

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! No!

No! No!

No! No! No!

No! No! No!

No! No! No!

No! No! No!

No.

No.

No. He said he wanted McKenna.

No. I said, "Sheesh! You're pushy!"

No. Okay.

Nope.

Not my space animal.

Not right now.

Nothing.

Now go!

Now he's going after that missing ship.

Now you got a gun in your hand.

Now, he tells jokes.

Now, you want to hear the good news?

Oh, fuck, fuck. No, no, no!

Oh, hi, honey, you're home.

Oh, huh.

Oh, I'm a sniper.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, is he?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Shit.

Oh, my God. We're doing this again.

Oh, no, don't touch me. No.

Oh, she pulled...

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! Attagirl.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that's a really bad idea.

Oh, that's not cool.

Oh, wow... Oh, shit!

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah? What's that?

Oh, yeah.

Oh!

Oh! Shit, I told you she'd pull the trigger!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Okay.

Okay, fuck this.

Okay, I'm Nettles.

Okay, it's got some kind of atmospheric mask,

Okay, new rule. No one shoots my fucking dog.

Okay, so we split up. 12 different directions.

Okay, so, the first Predator, Thing One.

Okay, take this.

Okay, what are we doing? What are we doing with it?

Okay, you need to put that down.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

On evolutionary biology.

On Predator World these days.

On whether a drug cartel has executed these hostages?

On your own planet, don't you, Captain?

One second it's on the grid, the next it's ghosting.

One?

Ooh! Wow! Oh.

Operation Enduring Freedom, '03.

Or being upgraded.

Or if you jeopardize my son

Or is this haunted room actually stretching?

Or possibly some form of recombinant technology...

Or we give him back what he wants.

Or what? You'll wash our hands five hundred times?

Ostensibly,

Other Predators. Like that big one.

Our test results yielded something a little... odd.

Over.

Ow.

Pay up! Whoo!

Picket One, copy.

Picture it.

Pirate, or...

Please observe

Please observe