Kate & Leopold Edit

A beautiful 4D pretzel of I

A couple of days. Maybe a week.

A crack in the fabric of time.

A dog finding a rainbow.

A girl with a good deal of

A guy like that can get a girl like me.

A man who understands women their desires, their needs.

A portrait of my parents... and me.

A private dinner on the rooftop tonight at 8:00.

A subtle difference, but nonetheless a difference.

A successful working relationship requires a great deal of

A wealthy bride is your only surety.

A world, a thing as unimaginable...

Absolutely not.

After the merger, I'm gonna be stuck over there setting things up.

Alexis Elijah...

All in this pathetic attempt to explain why our love Santa...

All one had to do was to develop formulae to forecast portals

All right, check gate. Good enough for me.

All right.

All right.

All right. We got plenty of good choices. Let's cut it off, Kate.

All right. What's your name, fancy pants?

All surrounded by great coral sponges to absorb the moisture.”

All this time I thought that I had pretzled fate...

An occlusion?

An overture, Charles. Make your intentions known.

And a possible promotion.

And a whopping 72% found himjust plain creepy.

And as real and tangible...

And atjansen, you guys are in the “Make what people want” business.

And be sure to leave another case of the Chéteau Lafite.

And clearly you're awake, so what is the infraction?

And cute, Leo that's the kiss of death.

And dinner is winding down...

And for that I am profoundly sorry.

And from it, fashioned nothing.

And get on your little telephone and call Dr. Feinstein

And here.

And I believe it shall be an announcement...

And I had to pay his rent...

And I never cross them.

And I'm not even sure he's ever had any...

And I'm sure there are plenty of people clamoring for your particular brand of attention.

And I'm tired, and I need a rest.

And I've got Morty down there the guy you like.

And I've never been to the other side of anything.

And if I have to peddle a little pond scum to get one, then so be it!

And if you want something in the fridge or

And it didn't require money, and it didn't require a fancy school.

And it's not just the way you look.

And joining clubs and doing therapy...

And make it... for them.

And maybe afterwards perhaps accompany me to dinner?

And perhaps you'll agree when you sample fat free Farmer's Bounty...

And schooled in weaponry by the palace guard.

And set sail in search of another kind of treasure.

And she starts squirting the audience with this turkey baster filled with this pine mist.

And she's screaming, “Unsex me! Unsex me!”

And Stuart called you a couple times. Have a great time tonight.

And that is a picture of you in the future in the past.

And that it had to be untwisted.

And that's it.

And the elevator and you would cease to exist.

And the finals came in for Love f0r5a/e.

And the Perrier jouet should be chilled. You understand? Chilled. Leopold!

And the world is just blowing by.

And then exhale into downward facing dog.

And then he turns his light off, goes to sleep.

And there is nothing wrong with that!

And they didn't have to take a poll...

And they loved you...

And this is the insatiable Patrice.

And though it takes place in France, it's rarely played in French...

And watching movies with hit pop songs played over love montages...

And we haven't really discussed...

And what if they were sure of themselves...

And what, pray tell, did the great disappointment say?

And when you stop, the steel of this strap will be lodged in your brain.

And you and I will be Nobel...

And you brought the Farmer's Bounty?

And you feel that was your fault?

And you have no idea what I've done with mine.

And you hesitated?

And you would have me believe that you are my progeny, product of a marriage unmade!

And, notwithstanding, go out to meet it.

And...

And...

And... cut!

And... I have to go.

Andre sings it to Mimi.

Andre.

Animated in part by drink...

Anyway, I'm just glad they've got 'em fixed.

Apart from our general uselessness, is our massive indebtedness.

Apparently Stuart located one utilizing modern

Are you for real?

Are you Otis?

Are you sitting down?

Are you suggesting, madam, there exists a law...

As a man of honor I cannot promise eternally what I've never felt momentarily.

As a matter of fact...

As color to a dog.

As her brother, I would think that my sister would invite me to an audition.

As it is written in Italian.

As of tonight...

As that chair you're sitting in.

As the pyramids testify to the Egyptians...

As with all comedies, the most ridiculous thing imaginable:

As you know, we found our spokesperson.

Asshole!

Back in five.

Balmore is the only manor house in the county. I know this because I grew up there.

Bart, can I just have

Bart, no!

Bart, please stay!

Bart, quiet! He needs a walk.

Bart, shut up!

Bart!

Bart.

Be nice.

Because

Because he couldn't stoop down and get a job like the rest of us?

Because I've been paying dues all of my life.

Because sometimes you have to do things that you don't like.

Because what you really...

Because where you come from, toast is the result of reflection and study.

Become a blemish on the family name.

Before he'd had a chance to invent the elevator or spawn his seed...

Behold, rising before you...

Believe me, I would remember if I was there.

Besides, tomorrow is the day we shoot your commercial.

Beth.

Better go get ready. Better go get changed.

Blast!

Bohéme is one of man's great achievements and should not be missed.

Born into privilege, yet perversely ashamed of it.

Breakfast?

Buildings continue to climb. Soon they will outstrip the stamina of our legs.

But

But a girl like me will never love him.

But clearly, you do exist.

But I did read

But I don't want to see Kate go through Stuart: The Sequel.

But I'd love to see you later.

But imagine if we could stop that train, Gretchen.

But in point of fact, Gretchen...

But it's nearly midnight.

But no tears.just raw human passion.

But of course.

But perhaps Kate resists on moral grounds.

But that is the best apology letter in the history of mankind!

But there happens to be a lot going on with me right now.

But what I never considered is that the whole thing is a pretzel.

But what I offer you downstairs is reality.

But what if someone came along...

But while using the product, 80% found the product...

But, Kate, you don't work on Sundays.

But, you know, I just wanted to say that

But...

By my 30th birthday, I had, according to my uncle...

By the way, there is no Andre in Bohéme.

Bye.

Bye.

Can I get a bottle of your '95 Lynch Bages and a bottle of Evian?

Can I go in?

Can I see you downstairs for a minute?

Can we get a Dedo up here and something to back up

Can you explain that, Leopold?

Can you give this to Stuart, please? It's his cable bill.

Can you go upstairs? Can you go away?

Can you tell me in short, complete sentences featuring no words over two syllables...

Can you tell me why I'm upset right now?

Care to share with us?

Central, be advised. This is Breech Post Four.

Charles, don't you find this inappropriate? As her brother, I would think

Charles, it's quite late.

Charlie! What are you doing?

Charlie?

Charlie.

Charlie.

Charlie. Charlie, what am I How are you gonna

Charm?

Chilled. Do you understand? Chilled.

Clearly the Mac Expo is out.

Clever. The proverbial tree in the woods.

Close the door, and you push this button.

Coffee.

Come here. it's okay.

Come here. Sit down.

Come in. Come in.

Come on in.

Come on, Bart.

Come on! Come on!

Come on. Let's go.

Come on. Let's go.

Come on. Let's go. Go, go, go. That's it.

Compelling gentlemen to lay hold of canine bowel movements?

Congratulations.

Connected to everything by bridges...

Consider

Could bejust me though. Seems kind, but

Courteous, stands when you walk in a room...

Da Vinci, Michelangelo, David, Chardin.

Dam.

Dam.

Dam'.!

Darci, it hasn't happened. All he did was dangle a carrot.

Darci, we find out what regular people think, and we pass on their wisdom.

Dearest Katherine...

Despite his being a ruffian of the brine...

Did you assemble a bouquet for Patrice?

Did you happen to read his papers on the temporal universe?

Do not hang up on me, Stuart. Don't do that.

Do you

Do you hear that, Leopold? Do you hear that music?

Do you miss where you're from?

Dogs are color blind, Gretchen.

Don't go upstairs. Stay.

Don't worry about the taste. Come back. We need another shot.

Don't you ever think that what we do is a bit crass, cold?

Don't!

Edamame?

Edison with his lamp, Diesel, Bell, Westinghouse.

Elevator company mechanics

Elevators have mysteriously

Even if I am inspired.

Every flower has a meaning, Charles.

Every night...

Everything's gonna be fine, but you have to stay in the apartment. Do you understand me?

Exactly.

Excuse me,j.j. I wanted to thank you for the shirt. That was very nice.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Is this an actual sample of Farmer's Bounty?

Excuse me. What are you talking about?

Excuse me. You've never made a mistake in your life?

Fat free Farmer's Bounty...

Fearless in his plunder and merciless with the sword...

Finding a crack in time over the East River.

Fine avocation for women research.

Fine. All right. A Victorian dude who's never seen a Mets game watching TV.

For the Hera/of Your Grace. I understand you'll be making an important announcement tonight.

Forever guessing the future...

Forget this guy. I can't waste any more time,j.j. We need to make a decision now.

Fresh creamely butter.

Fresh creamery butter.

Fresh creamery butter.

From a pleasant slumber to the scent of a warm brioche...

Fuck!

Generally I understand everything. Since I've met you, nothing.

Get off Park as soon as you can, and then go up Madison.

Give me my PalmPilot! Give it to me!

Give me the bottom line. Give me the truth, straight up, no chaser.

Glory and danger alike

Go back? How?

Go! Go!

Goddamn it!

Goddamn it!

Good afternoon, ladies. Please, excuse me. Please.

Good afternoon.

Good boy, Bart. Stay.

Good day.

Good for you.

Good heavens!

Good Lord, it still stands.

Good night, Charles.

Good night, Leo.

Good night.

Good.

Good.

Good. Consider it done.

Good. Good.

Good. Good. Yeah. She's here right now. I'll tell her.

Great.

Greetings, Kate.

Guess it just goes with the territory that every once in a while...

Guess Mr. Dul

Had the good fortune to see the premiere last month at the Fifth Avenue Theatre.

Hang on a second.

Have a good time tonight.

Have a nice day.

Have a nice evening.

Have a supervisor, ESU and Harbor respond to this location forthwith.

Have always considered ourselves to be in the “Find what people want” business...

Have you ever seen the movie Breakfast at fifilvnyk?

He did David Cone's elbow, so he'll check on you tomorrow.

He did this monologue about how all the best things in life are hidden in people's basements.

He doesn't get married, he doesn't have children, and you want to know what?

He followed me home.

He just made Lake Erie out there.

He listens to the soundtrack of Breakfast at T/finyk...

He lives in my building.

He lost his leg to gangrene waiting for her on the island.

He never met a girl?

He popped his head in here. All right. You have to tell me exactly what he said, Darci.

He promised me that he would return late this evening.

He said, “Tell Kate I'm gonna sit in on Farmer's Bounty.”

He was for real.

He was supposed to come forward, then he was supposed to go back again...

He went home.

He'll be ready, my lord. I assure you.

He's a brilliant engineer. He patented the counterweight pulley.

He's a grown man. He's fine. He can take care of himself.

He's gotta go out, or he's gonna drop a bomb in there.

He's handsome, honest...

He's on the Madison side. Also, your phone sheet is in here.

He's quite rich, your father?

Hear your heart beating or listen to your thoughts.

Hear, hear!

Hector. My mom works late on Wednesdays, so I watch TV with Stuart.

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Hello there. What's your name?

Hello. My name is Stuart Besser.

Here she is, ladies and gentlemen...

Here she is. Here she is.

Here you go.

Here.

Here.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, everybody, this is Leo.

Hey, Gracy. This is Lionel, Stuart's friend.

Hey, Kate!

Hey, pal. It's a paycheck!

Hey, Patrice? Hi!

Hey, Stuart.

Hey, you asshole!

Hey!

Hey! Fm gonna get you!

Hey! Hey, you

Hey! Hey!

Hey! Leopold, what's going on? What are you doing?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hello. Hello.

Hey. Hey, don't

Hey. Let's go.

Hey. What are you doing? You need to be going that way. Hello?

Hi, you've reached Stuart. Please leave a message.

Hi.

Hi. I was just calling to find out if you got my flowers

Hi. ls Patrice there?

Hi. You've reached Stuart. Please leave a message.

His key female descriptors...

His mere presence has already caused an occlusion.

Hold this.

Holy shit!

Hospital.

How about catching an opera, Saturday?

How do we maintain a soft feel...

How was your evening with Patrice?

How was yours?

How you feeling?

How, you ask, can we lift these shackles...

How's it going, man?

I am a people pleaser, people!

I am not much of a dancer.

I am the man who loves your sister.

I am the very model of a modern major general

I am truly sorry if I have offended you in any way.

I apologize.

I appreciate that.

I appreciate you putting in a good word for me, butj.j.'s not back from London.

I assure you I did not.

I beg your pardon!

I behaved as an imbecile last night...

I believe so.

I believe this is her number.

I believe you.

I blew my best years on you.

I can do British, Kate. I'm an actor. I can be anybody.

I can only assume I'm in a nightmare brought on by agita, or else I am dead.

I can scarcely see, thanks to your spray.

I can see that some things have happened...

I can't let you just go running around free out there, okay?

I can't. She gave the number to you.

I did, Stuart. I did, for four years, and I got burnt.

I didn'tjump. I fell. There's a difference.

I do beg your pardon.

I don't care if it's crass. just give me the numbers.

I don't know the story of Prince Charles and Lady Di.

I don't know what this guy did to piss you off...

I don't know, 'cause Sunday is the day before the day I work...

I don't know.

I don't know. lt's

I don't know. We're doing the cards now. We'll have the numbers in about half an hour.

I don't think that we should just be barging around here like that.

I don't think this is right. I'm supposed to be going to 2640 Madison.

I don't want him ready. I want him resplendent!

I don't want him ready. I want him resplendent!

I don't want it to be Sunday.

I don't want to harm you. Stop. Please.

I find myself peddling pond scum to an unsuspecting public!

I followed my great great grandpa around old New York.

I found it.

I get her machine, I leave a message, ball's in her court.

I got it.

I got the job.

I got the number of a specialist. The bone guy.

I gotta go. Bye.

I gotta talk to you about this, okay?

I had my assistant book the response room at National so we can decide then and there.

I have no idea why I'm here

I have to confess that I'm a little bit confused.

I have to go home now.

I have to go. You'll get your Pilot in the morning.

I have to leave this hospital now. I can't be here anymore.

I haven't had all that many comforts and conveniences, Leopold...

I hear they're bringing back the 840 next year, so I'm just running out my lease.

I heard that, but the other part. The part before that.

I invited Kate to the Met next week. She's never been.

I invited someone to dinner. He's up there all alone.

I just thought maybe you'd want a kiwi for the subway.

I knew it was the way to go, in my gut.

I know all you wanted was someone you could trust, someone you could believe in.

I know she seems pretty tough, but she hasn't had it that easy.

I know that because it was my backup in case I didn't make it last night.

I know the scientific names of beings animalculous

I know, I know. It sounds crazy.

I know.

I know.

I learned that I could please people.

I like you,j.j., I do. I like you quite a bit.

I love you, Kate McKay.

I love you.

I mean, really look at it...

I miss

I miss its rhythm.

I miss you.

I miss you.

I must confess, I feel as though we've met on a previous occasion.

I myself once courted a librarian in Sussex.

I need a white blouse, size small, in Kate's office by lunch.

I need to get inside. I need to get inside right now and

I need to work out. I need a place I can work out.

I need you to pick up the handset, Leo.

I promise.

I really don't see how that's possible.

I really need to see you. I'd love to see you tonight, but I have this thing at Farmer's Bounty.

I refuse, respectfully.

I say there is. And perhaps you will agree when you sample...

I say there is...

I say, are those little people in that box of phosphors?

I say, is this Bell's talking telegraph? I saw a prototype at last year's fair.

I see.

I spent the morning perusing them and must confess

I take it this is to be delivered in direct address, as on Geronimo?

I think he looks like the Quaker Oats guy.

I think there's something wrong with his... thing

I think you would agree that a working

I thinkjulie is likable very likable in this picture. And real.

I told you. You haven't actually gone anywhere. You're still in New York.

I understand completely if you're otherwise engaged.

I understand you have some anxiety, but you have to trust me.

I understand you put out a fire at the shoot yesterday.

I want more of this. More 1876.

I want no part of it.

I want to go to work and try and clean up this mess you made.

I wanted to say that you've, you know

I warn you, scoundrel. I was trained to ride at the King's Academy...

I was an art history major at Vassar.

I was born a duke.

I was calling to see if you got the flowers I sent you.

I was supposed to go back.

I was to announce a bride that night.

I was under the impression that we were here to discuss

I was wondering if you would like to accompany me

I was wondering if you would like to go to a movie tonight...

I wash my hands of you.

I would have informed you of my intentions in writing.

I'd be honored if you took a look at those.

I'd like him to read. Can you tack him on at the end?

I'll be craving a little face time from my new top honcho in New York.

I'll be making it official tonight.

I'll explain everything when I get back.

I'll fly you over for the weekend.

I'll love you forever.

I'll see you in there.

I'll tell you one thing. Your friend is gonna be bigger than Mr. Whipple.

I'll tell you who he is. He is a hacker. High end. English. I know him from Columbia.

I'm accustomed to stand when a lady leaves the table.

I'm afraid it is.

I'm alone with you. Do I need a chaperone?

I'm aware of that. Look. I want to say something.

I'm concerned you might be a danger to yourself.

I'm counting on that gut.

I'm going to England this week, and I made a decision.

I'm gonna get one of these. But you just can't tell a woman she's “gracefully serene.”

I'm gonna get you home, okay?

I'm gonna suggest to the Summer Soft people...

I'm heading over tojansen to sign the buy out papers FTC stuff

I'm his descendant, Kate along with God knows how many other people.

I'm just cleaning up.

I'm not the protagonist in a major motion picture.

I'm not very good with men.

I'm not your girlfriend anymore. I haven't been for a whole month now.

I'm off to dinner.

I'm so relaxed.

I'm sorry about the way things came down yesterday.

I'm sorry I let you down.

I'm sorry, baby.

I'm sorry, but I have to go.

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I know we're not on your list, but his sister is Kate McKay.

I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry about her.

I'm sorry. You were saying, Charles?

I'm suggesting you pick the poop up and throw it away now.

I'm that dog who saw a rainbow.

I'm the new senior vice president at CRG.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus

I've lived here for 1 O years...

I've never been to England, but Father's teeth were made there.

I've never felt so happy.

If a guy like that can get a girl like you, what's left for a guy like me?

If a man washes a dish and no one sees it

If he doesn't go back on Monday, I may cease to exist!

If he doesn't go back to April 28, 1876...

If I could get Mr. Duke. Is he ready? Where is he?

If it's a ransom you seek, my uncle won't pay a cent, except perhaps for my demise.

If something were to happen to him, it could be catastrophic.

If we could see it like that

If you don't go back in there, then I get into a lot of trouble.

If you don't know what to write, you can just leave it blank, okay?

If you eat his margarine...

If you hadn't turned the evening into a guided tour of the Louvre.

Imagine if we could stop that train, get out, look around...

In 2O minutes from this very stage.

In a life as stagnant as mine, that I can amuse myself at all is an evolutionary marvel.

In a way, I'm

In order to achieve the required velocity the speed of gravity to be exact.

In point of fact, I don't even really know who you are.

In polyunsaturates.

In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral

Indian. Good gollyjesus. It looks like Mike Piazza just hit a game.

Inserting the bread twice produces charcoal. Clearly, to make proper toast...

Insertion of bread into that so called toaster...

Instead of just foisting them on an unsuspecting public.

Invitation, please.

Is it your habit, sir, to simply enter a conversation without introduction?

Is just a grown up version of Santa Claus

Is nothing more than a serpentine effort to transform a lady to a whore.

Is Stuart still trying to make a time machine?

Is there a Kate McKay in the house?

Is there anything more comforting?

Is there anything more comforting?

Is there anything more comforting?

Is this what you do at work, Kate?

It doesn't mean they're not working on their craft.

It is no more crazy than...

It is okay to color outside the lines.

It is said, without the culinary arts, the crudeness of reality would be unbearable.

It requires one and a half insertions...

It stands to reason that nature would correct itself...

It was like a Super Bowl party, but for moms.

It was over the East River, just where I said it would be.

It was slower?

It worked! It worked!

It's a blast doing the duke thing with you 24 7...

It's a bridge.

It's a comedy, but it's also a drama. It can be about something!

It's a great thing to get what you want.

It's a mild antipsychotic. Nothing too strong.

It's a really good thing.

It's a whole other ball of wax when it's a girl you like, huh?

It's against the law to leave it there.

It's always been your misfortune, Leopold...

It's an honor to be making your royal acquaintance, Your Highness.

It's apparently low...

It's beautiful.

It's brilliant. You saved Phil from his own ambivalence.

It's cool. I'm an actor too. I'm Charlie. I live downstairs.

It's diet.

It's gonna close, Kate! Come on!

It's good.

It's half past 5:00. He's not even dressed.

It's him.

It's insulting. I'm an actor. You don't have faith in me to sell butter?

It's just a blur.

It's just a toaster.

It's just...

It's like

It's like we're riding in a supersonic train...

It's not that I went up there. It's that it was your ex boyfriend's

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's on a cycle. Kind of like... total eclipse.

It's on the landing!

It's part of life.

It's quite brilliant.

It's really good.

It's really just about what you're feeling. All right?

It's Rodolfo.

It's supposed to be awful. What is the problem?

It's that simple.

It's time for bed.

It's time to introduce the woman who's going to be holding down the fort in our New York offices

J J

J J

J J , you asked to see me?

J J ?j.j., hi.

J.j. called this morning. That is why I have a cell phone so you can call me whenever

Jesus Christ, Kate. He's from 1876. He doesn't know our customs.

Jesus.

Jesus.

Jones

Just a guy who saw a crack in a chair...

Just a myth we've been fed since childhood...

Just a tiny little bit each year.

Just don't follow me this time.

Just for the record, I was working it. I was in the zone...

Just give me one second. I'm sorry, Darci. One second.

Just let go. it's okay.

Just like we can't see time.

Just more. Turn it up higher.

Just sign it, Kate. it's 4:30. We'll fax it.

Just take this to Spectra, okay? Get it developed.

Kate McKay, senior vice president!

Kate McKay.

Kate McKay.

Kate McKay's office.

Kate, come on, okay?

Kate, don't powder your nose for too long.

Kate, I don't know where your PalmPilot is, and I can't do this now. I'm expecting a call.

Kate, it's 1:00 in the morning.

Kate, Kate, come.

Kate, may I repeat my offer to serve as a chaperone?

Kate, might I have a word?

Kate, please.

Kate,just look at the pictures, okay?

Kate!

Kate!

Kate?

Kate?

Kate?

Kate?

Kate?

Kate.

Kate.

Kate.

Kate. He didn't call. He just popped his head in here and spoke two sentences.

Katie.

Keeps getting caught in the chimney.

La Bohéme's at the Met.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is with a glad heart and a bright eye...

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention?

Lady. Lady, what are you doing?

Lamentably, I was never inspired tojump.

Last page.

Laureates.

Leo, don't you think it's time you tell me who you are?

Leo, I'll be back tonight. I promise. No more field trips.

Leo. Leo, come on. Come here.

Leopold is just sitting alone in my apartment. God knows what could happen to him.

Leopold, Darci. Darci, Leopold.

Leopold, duke of Albany.

Leopold, go with Darci. She'll take you to the greenroom and explain everything.

Leopold, I don't know where you are, but if you're there, please pick up.

Leopold, it wasn't where you grew up.

Leopold, thank God. Listen. They're taking me to X rays.

Leopold, what are you doing out here?

Leopold, where have you been?

Leopold!

Leopold!

Leopold!

Leopold! Where have you been?

Leopold?

Leopold?

Leopold?

Leopold? Leopold, don't be frightened. This is Stuart, okay?

Leopold.

Leopold.

Leopold. This was lovely.

Let go.

Let me get that for ya.

Let me tell you something. You people, with your tests...

Let us not bother with this banter, Uncle.

Let us proceed.

Let's get one thing straight. Patrice thought you were cute. Probably gay and cute.

Let's go. Let's go. Come on!

Like a Judy Blume book.

Like me.

Like the Louvre.

Lionel, seeing as I've never met a single friend of Stuart's...

Listen, I just want to apologize again for what happened last night.

Listen, und I shall tell you.

Listen. The stakes are very high for me here.

Ljumped off the Brooklyn Bridge and took a walk in 1876 today.

Look

Look at that. All those people up in that stadium.

Look at this!

Look at this. How about Canadian?

Look here. Really. Please. Wait. No.

Look, if you brought your great great grandfather forward in time...

Look, Leopold,jansen Foods is a very important account for my company.

Look, pal. I don't care how many elevators you got. This one's in my building.

Look. I don't want to hurt you.

Look. Now that you know I'm not getting laid, just go to bed, okay?

Look. This is not complex. He gave me the PalmPilot, but he forgot the pointy thing.

Look. With all due respect...

Man!

Many dreams, all useless.

Margo says he's gonna make a big announcement about the merger next week.

Margo? What does she know? How does she know anything about anything?

Marriage is the promise of eternal love.

Marriage.

Massapequa.

Massapequa.

May I have the next course?

May I?

Maybe he will, Leopold. He's so big on keeping his promises.

Maybe I was supposed to help you find your guy Leopold.

Maybe we could see the flaws as well as the form.

Maybe we'll watch the rest of the game or go out something.

Maybe you don't understand.

Maybe your hips will shrink and he'll come to your door.

Maybe. Or maybe the whole love thing...

Menus are prepared in advance...

Merely that you admired her, but you were hesitant to make an overture...

Might I have a word with you?

Might you be rich, Miss Blaine?

Might you ever...

Miss Blaine.

Miss Tree.

Money.

Monica, I need you to call Barneys.

Mr. Besser, I am tired of telling you this.

Mr. Duke. Right here, on the floor.

Mr. Margarine.

My apologies.

My eyes feel like steak au poivre, so I ask you again, where the hell am I?

My God, if my brother could only see you, he'd be heartbroken.

My mother's ring.

My old quarters.

Natural windows in the fabric of time.

Nice work, Mr. Margarine.

Nice.

Nice.

Nine grain toast with strawberries and mascarpone, madam.

No one wants to be romanced by a buffoon.

No, don't worry about me.

No, it's not about Stuart.

No, Kate, you can't do that. He can't go outside.

No, Kate.

No, no, dude. She won't be home yet.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. Look, they're still plugs.

No, no. That's a pond.