Something's Gotta Give Edit

A Cuban cigar.

A friend in L.A.

A heart healthy dinner from our cafeteria.

A little dizzy.

A peach margarita.

Actually, I have someone to meet before I go.

Actually, no.

Admit it. He's got something. You felt it, right?

After a heart attack, rule of thumb is:

After I saw you in the theater, with the dancing Henrys...

After that, the least she could do...

Ain't it great?

All right, close your eyes.

All right. Your EKG looks perfectly normal.

Alrighty, then, I'm definitely gonna hit the road.

Although, why would she walk around naked when she knows I'm nearby?

Am I in good shape?

And a little...

And anyway, I like staying in, and I like this time in my life.

And as a result, the women become more and more productive...

And completely changing their taste.

And I packed you a sandwich, just in case your blood sugar got low...

And I say this...

And if you had taken Viagra, the combination could be fatal.

And it was dark and...

And it was so great to see you. Honest. So...

And it's never for me.

And so far, the talent part hasn't exactly kicked in yet.

And so she's just thinking that he's, like, really into her...

And the phone doesn't stop.

And then he just said he felt funny, and he just collapsed.

And then he said he's leaving as soon as the sun comes up.

And then he...

And then I listened harder. And one of the things I realized...

And what about Viagra?

And when something happens to you that's never happened to you before...

And why do you think I married the director of my plays?

And you are?

And...

Another half hour, I don't... I don't know if this would have worked.

Anything else?

Anyway, do you actually buy that horseshit?

Anyway, he said he thought you two were very spontaneous and nice.

Anyway, you know what I'm gonna do?

Anyway, you may like it. Think of it this way.

Are these gonna work for you?

Are we done?

Are you crying?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you telling me this is good?

Aren't you a famous bachelor?

At a wine auction at Christie's.

At first I thought I had the wrong restaurant, but here you are.

At night. But not that much anymore.

At one point...

Awkward.

Baby, I had sex three days after a heart attack, and I didn't die.

Bad joke.

Beautiful.

Because I don't like thinking about you so much...

Because I put nitroglycerin into your drip.

Been tough, huh?

Before I knew it, I bought the entire collection.

Behind me, the requisite Hamptons deck...

Big dinner date?

Both eyes.

Bring guys you're dating here to...?

But I am home.

But I do think you use your strength to separate yourself from everyone.

But I traveled the farthest to see you.

But I'm extremely glad we're finally gonna...

But in terms of us, you just... You just want us to be friends, right?

But it's thrilling when your defenses are down...

But more importantly...

But most people go back to being themselves, right?

But now look at me. What am I gonna do?

But she allows you to strip in the front yard?

But she'll be back next week.

But so far, it's about a divorced woman, a writer.

But so far...

But why do you only pick up the white ones?

But why Paris?

But you know, he's...

Buy some things.

By the way, one "night after night" would have been enough.

Call 911, tell them to send an ambulance.

Came in via cab.

Can I ask you one other thing?

Can I call you right back, doll, huh? Thank you.

Can I e mail it to you when I figure it out?

Can you bring me another?

Can you come in? I know you're working, but just, please?

Can you do one other big thing for me? Just say yes, just...

Can you see this?

Candles?

Celebrate your never marrying.

Chest pain, hospitalized a week ago with an MI.

Clean slate.

Clear, blue water.

Climb a flight of stairs.

Cold, distant, like I'm frozen in some painting?

Come here. Come here.

Come on. Please?

Come on. This is really fascinating, what's going on at this table.

Come on. You must beat them away with a stick.

Cut it off.

Cut it off. Please.

Dave wants to know when Henry says, "I love ya"...

Death doesn't seem a little harsh to you?

Did she say, "Mom"?

Did you ever realize that I stay in as a part of my job?

Do a little chef, a little driving, party planning...

Do what?

Do you know that there are over 8000 websites that mention you?

Do you know what that's like, after a 20 year marriage...

Do you know what this is?

Do you want to come in?

Do your thing, whatever that may be...

Doc, tell them.

Doc, the woman wears turtlenecks in the middle of the summer.

Doc, where do you suggest I go?

Doll.

Don't be silly. You know I never sleep. This one doesn't sleep either.

Down to the cheek.

Drive By Records?

Eating eggs by candlelight, in our robes...

EKG shows a blocked artery which is not allowing enough...

Elegant. He said our fate was to be friends.

Erica, as it turns out...

Erica, hi, it's Julian. I'm in the restaurant...

Erica?

Erica?

Erica? Do I like duck?

Erica? They want you to look at the costumes for the dancing Henrys.

Erica.

Erica.

Erica.

Erica.

Erica.

Erica. Can you wait just a second?

Even unconscious, he's a letch!

Ever been married, Harry?

Ever.

Everybody is out but old Har.

Everything takes on a new meaning.

Excuse me. Thank you.

Fantastic!

Finally.

Fine. I understand.

First of all, please don't smoke.

Flinty.

For Brooke, push 1. For Shannon, push 2.

Forces of destiny. Beautiful.

Forgive me, but they want somebody that looks like Marin.

Four and a half.

Funny.

Get a CBC, CMP, cardiac panel and 12 lead EKG.

Get a nurse. Let me keep an eye on you until we get your strength back.

Get a nurse. Nurse! Nurse!

Give her my best.

Give him aspirin, metoprolol, 5 milligrams, hang a nitro drip.

Give me the nitro, I didn't take Viagra.

Give me your hand.

Go figure.

God, I'm so stupid.

God. Do you know that I've written this, but I never...

Good night, Harry.

Good night, Harry.

Good night.

Good night.

Good, that's good.

Good. That's very good.

Got a minute?

Got something else?

Got your table waiting.

Great to meet you, Erica. Ladies.

Grilled free range chicken teriyaki...

Guess I got stood up.

Guess that's because I've been dating them for over 40 years.

Happy birthday, baby.

Harry has a bad headache. Do you have any Tylenol?

Harry Sanborn, this is my husband, Danny Benjamin.

Harry Sanborn. How are you?

Harry was once engaged to Diane Sawyer.

Harry was the big buyer of the night.

Harry, he's not you.

Harry, I'm sorry but I can't let you travel quite yet.

Harry, if it's all right with you...

Harry, over here.

Harry, what is it?

Harry! You've got to get back into bed.

Harry.

Harry.

Harry37?

Have fun?

Have you always been like this, or do I bring it out in you?

Have you noticed? I'm serious.

Having a fight with someone. A woman.

Having any doubts?

He absolutely did. And you know what?

He basically dies at the end of the second act.

He can live, or he can die.

He dies of a funny heart attack.

He does sound fun.

He fired his nurse after an hour, and now says he doesn't need one.

He had dinner at our house. I met him this afternoon.

He just took care of it for me. He was an ace.

He likes my work, not me.

He said when he saw me with you...

He tells me he's getting married.

He was breaking up with me. I didn't even...

He was the only man I ever saw.

He's a gorgeous doctor. He's perfect for you. He's hot for you.

He's a schmuck, who screwed around with our heroine, so it won't be sad.

He's a version of the truth of you, so to speak.

He's adorable!

He's doing extremely well.

He's insanely too old for me.

He's nonthreatening, won't get your number, you get to run the show...

He's old. He's chauvinistic.

He's totally too young! But we're just having dinner, it's not a date.

He's very lucky.

He's your friend, he's not mine.

Hearing what she had to say was no picnic, but I stuck it out and I listened.

Hello, I'm the mother.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Hello. Yes! Yes, I have an intruder in my house.

Here you go. You can have these back now.

Here's my best offer.

Here's the problem.

Hey, hey, hey. Not in front of the kids.

Hey, if it ain't broke...

Hey, l...

Hey, some people see rap as poetry.

Hey, when is your birthday?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. You have to.

Hi, how are...?

Hi, I'm Dr. Mercer. Come on, I'll take you to him.

Hi, I'm Tania.

Hi, it's Erica. I'm not here, so leave me a message.

Hi, it's Marin. I'm not in, so leave a message and I'll call you back.

Hi, Louise. Remember me?

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. I know, I'm sorry. I haven't been able to get back.

Hip hop? Oh, rap. Right, right. Well, that's interesting.

Hold on because he really wants to meet you. Danny.

Hold on, hold on. Let's not get so dramatic here.

Hold on, hold on. Let's not get so dramatic here.

Hold on, Tarzan, we're still moving. Slowly.

Holy...!

Honestly? No.

Honey, does Harry have a robe?

Honey, I wanna go home. Can you call Leo...?

Honey, if you were writing this, I'd be dead.

Honey, what are you doing with this guy?

Honey.

Honey.

How about pasta salad?

How great is it for you that I'm not intimidated by your brilliance?

How long will it take you to change?

How old are you?

How we doing?

How were my tests this morning?

How you doing?

How's the new play? Are you getting happy with it?

I actually saw her naked last night.

I ain't going back in there.

I am a big fan. I've seen every play you've ever written.

I am gonna dial 911, and you are not gonna move.

I am like the dumb girl who doesn't get it.

I am sorry.

I am?

I asked them if you could come, and they said it was fine.

I brought us champagne. I'll put it on ice.

I brought you something.

I can break you in half.

I can do it, by the way.

I can't even imagine what you think of me.

I can't get past your damn turtleneck.

I can't handle it, wouldn't want to handle it.

I can't put you in a car and I can't leave you in the parking lot.

I can't remember the last time I cried. I...

I come here for peace and quiet.

I confiscated them on your first night here.

I couldn't believe you were calling from downstairs. You have a beard!

I didn't know you were here.

I didn't really see anything.

I do like sex.

I do, but I thought I would do it out here.

I do, but I've never met one I've reacted to...

I do, I love you.

I don't believe it.

I don't care.

I don't hate you.

I don't have a type.

I don't have time to make a run...

I don't know how to be a boyfriend.

I don't know how to be intimate but not intimate.

I don't know if it ends in a "ya" if it's an official "I love you," but...

I don't know what happened. We fooled around.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. This is an area that's a little tricky for me.

I don't know. What?

I don't mind washing them. Okay.

I don't pick up only the white ones.

I don't quite recognize it.

I don't think I've ever had this effect on a woman before.

I don't think it matters at all.

I don't understand how he knows everything.

I don't want my bearings.

I don't want to break your rhythm or anything.

I don't want to play the uptight nurse to your bad boy patient.

I don't.

I felt something with you that I never really knew existed.

I forgive you.

I forgot how these slip right down. I'm fine.

I gave him something to dissolve the clot, and it worked.

I gave him something to help him sleep.

I get overcome or something. It's so out of the blue.

I get that he has a right to get remarried, but he doesn't know her.

I got confused.

I got you something great at the farm stand.

I gotta build up to climbing stairs and stuff like that.

I gotta go sell $40 million worth of art.

I gotta go.

I gotta take a whiz, girls.

I guess some people find it interesting I've escaped the noose for so long.

I had these plans before I even met you.

I had this big benefit. I went out with friends, then checked my messages...

I hate to eat and run, but...

I have always told you some version of the truth.

I have never lied to you.

I have no idea what you're up to, gallivanting out at this hour...

I haven't totally decided. He can...

I haven't used them for kissing in such a long time.

I just always wanted to write a play that ended there.

I just haven't been myself lately. What can I say?

I just never personally experienced it.

I just wish that it had lasted more than a week.

I just...

I kept raising my paddle just to get her to smile at me.

I kissed you.

I knew you'd smell good.

I know everything about you now, and not because of last night.

I know I'm too old to act like this, it's nuts.

I know that one was me.

I know you grew up in L.A., which I thought nobody did.

I know, baby.

I know. He's soulful when you don't expect it.

I know. I only pick up the white ones. Oh, God.

I let someone in, and I had the time of my life.

I like them. I've always liked them, and I'm just a turtleneck kind of gal.

I look forward to seeing you too.

I looked you up on the Internet.

I love this bistro called The Grand Colbert.

I may not be many things, but one thing I am is discreet.

I mean, accepts it. Acceptance is key.

I mean, how is he fun? He's, like, wrong.

I mean, I know you think I'm not very discriminating when it comes to...

I mean, if you had an opinion, I'd be curious.

I mean, it's not a bad thing to say, "women your age."

I mean, she's Diane Sawyer. She goes into caves in Afghanistan...

I mean, well, I can handle it.

I meet a thousand new people every day. Besides, let's face it.

I need to talk to you.

I never expected this.

I never slept eight hours in my life.

I notice that you have bowls of those all over your house.

I only need about four hours a night.

I read that article. That was you?

I really am gonna do a little work, so why don't you just finish this...

I really like you.

I really thought I was...

I should have told you he was coming...

I should have told you I was bringing someone.

I thank you from the bottom of my...

I think I should go back to my room.

I think I should just take off, let you gals enjoy your weekend and...

I think I'll stay down here and watch the sun set.

I think I'm overwhelmed.

I think it's the drama in life that makes you strong.

I think Mr. Midnight needs to stay put for another couple of weeks.

I think our relationship is growing, by the way.

I think she's very beautiful. And she's a fantastic writer, you know.

I think she's wonderful too.

I think she's wonderful.

I think so.

I think that we should consider...

I think we should take your blood pressure.

I think what you experienced was hyperventilation...

I think you should consider the possibility...

I thought if I visited some of the women I've known...

I took Viagra.

I waited a reasonable amount of hours before calling...

I walked out of there and changed my life.

I want you to give yourself a visual image...

I was at the drugstore. Your prescriptions were ready.

I was embarrassed just getting dressed to see you.

I was gonna drive back to the city with Zoe, but I'd much rather go with you.

I was gonna get in touch or send a note.

I was hoping she'd give me a reprieve.

I was just gonna give you a kiss hello.

I was really out of breath...

I was there about six hours...

I was thinking, if you could handle this, you and Harry.

I went where the story took me. It's a work of fiction, stuff that I made up.

I won't mention it again, but...

I won't put you in the hospital if you stay nearby a few days.

I won't sue you, if that's what you think.

I would love one.

I would never...

I would, but I don't like to break once I start writing, so I shouldn't.

I...

I'd like to try sleeping with you.

I'd love to see that.

I'll be right back.

I'll call back Monday.

I'll call her later.

I'll check on Mr. Sanborn.

I'll give you a list of his likes and dislikes.

I'll just get myself into a Zen place.

I'll make us some coffee, get you your pills...

I'll sign whatever you'd like.

I'll take care of it. Just one second. Hi, Erica?

I'm 36.

I'm 63 years old, and I'm in love...

I'm 90 percent hard work, 10 percent talent.

I'm an owner of a record company, among other things.

I'm aware it was a bold move...

I'm back!

I'm breaking up with Harry.

I'm dating your daughter, Marin.

I'm Dr. Mercer.

I'm fine. Fine.

I'm friends with my ex husband, but we didn't just have sex.

I'm going on six years and never a dull moment.

I'm gonna be stuck with him, alone?

I'm gonna go back to being me...

I'm here to pick up Harry Sanborn.

I'm in love.

I'm in my P.J.s.

I'm kidding.

I'm Leo Hoffman, I'm Harry's personal assistant.

I'm not exactly sure, which is a bit of a problem.

I'm not grading you, I'm just mentioning it. Like...

I'm not ready to be your friend. How's that?

I'm not sure. What about you?

I'm not talking about that, Dave. After all, she did go to medical school.

I'm not that regular of a person, and they really like regular.

I'm saying this because for two people convinced they've got life beat...

I'm sending you back to the city.

I'm sorry, but look, I hate rap. I do. I really do.

I'm sorry, but what does that mean?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I apologize about the near arrest.

I'm sorry. I should've told you we were coming.

I'm sorry. Maybe I need a little air.

I'm three months pregnant. That might have something to do with it.

I'm totally excited about this audition.

I'm very good at giving this tour, by the way, although...

I'm walking around the house!

I've had 20 minutes of severe chest pains, nausea, shortness of breath...

I've had my bearings my whole goddamn life.

I've never been married, I'm a doctor.

I've never been the dumb girl before. It ain't great.

I've never had the time of my life.

I've never seen a woman that age naked before.

I've spent a lot of time in hospitals.

If he is replacing anyone, it's me, not you. And all the statistics say...

If he's asleep, you might want some shuteye. Come back in the morning.

If I were writing this, this is where I would write:

If I were you, and my ex husband, the man I allow to direct my plays...

If I were you, I'd pound on my chest.

If it's true, my life just got made.

If she lives within a mile of here, she's rich.

If that's what you said.

If that's what you want, a nonthreatening woman...

If we don't, we don't. No reason we should give up this weekend.

If we wait too long, you'll chicken out. So how's Friday?

If we wanted pasta, we could get the fresh rigatoni.

If you can climb a flight of stairs, you can have sex.

If you don't wanna be here every week...

If you talked about something other than marital status...

If you want another heart attack, go ahead. I have work to do.

Impressive.

In every interview my mom does, she always says she made you up.

In her P.J.s.

In med school you learn what keeps you up without making you nuts.

In the morning? That's, like, 19 hours from now.

Is everybody still there?

Is that a joke? I mean, what is that?

Isn't that funny?

It doesn't matter, because we're done and we both feel fine about it. Okay?

It doesn't matter, right?

It is the best city to stay up all night in.

It just so happens, my dear, that women of a certain age don't date me.

It might make him a little loopy at first but then it should knock him out.

It seemed really obvious, the injustice. Thank God men die younger than us.

It was dark. It was 2:00 in the morning.

It was great to see you.

It was interesting.

It's a comedy.

It's a date night, but that's a good thing.

It's a hip hop label.

It's a lovely night out here. It's a nice...

It's a pleasure.

It's all right. Thank you.

It's amazing to run into you. You look good.

It's an empty water glass. What are the choices?

It's an epidemic.

It's behind the Palais Royal. It's the best roast chicken in the universe.

It's cold, huh?

It's common to become emotional after having an episode like you had.

It's just a walk, Erica, not a marriage proposal.

It's just crude and violent for my taste...

It's just not a way to live.

It's just soap.

It's just...

It's like an elephant's sitting on it.

It's like I'm not here.

It's magic time, and it can render any man...

It's me. Just sitting around, looking at your baby pictures.

It's my new thing.

It's not exactly flowing out of me yet, but...

It's not healthy to have a side when no one has the other side.

It's not like I think he's replacing me. I know he isn't.

It's perfectly... Whatever.

It's so crazy, I know. But I just think they're beautiful.

It's such a great part. Supporting, but she's a really funny character.

It's the perfect beach house.

Julian, I hope you know how mortified I am by my behavior.

Julian?

Just a vacation. I've never been to Paris in January.

Just as they're about to do it, he moans.

Just get rid of that. That's good.

Just let me go back to the city.

Just moving into another phase with this thing. I'm mad at you.

Just on my way out.

Just tell me you're sorry.

Just try something with me. Come on.

Just your tits.

Just, you know.

Just...

Kiss me before you make it go away.

Kiss you?

Knock, knock.

Ladies first.

Ladies, sensational meeting you.

Let her figure things out for herself.

Let me see if I get where you're headed here.

Let's just calm down.

Let's just not brag about this to your doctor, okay?

Let's not get goofy.

Let's not get so dramatic here. What are we, four teenagers?

Let's run a 12 lead EKG. You having chest pain right now?

Like he said, he doesn't need a nurse.

Like you don't know you have a slight reputation for...

Like, brilliant.

Like, suddenly...

Listen...

Look at this.

Look who gets to be the girl.

Look...

Lower your voice!

Make a right. It's the second driveway on the left.

Make a wish.

Making quite a comeback.

Marin, now!

Marin, we're all set.

Marvin Gaye?

May I?

Maybe we just need to get out of the house.

Maybe.

Me either.

Me either.

Me either. I wish I could.

Me too.

Me too.

Me too.

Me too.

Me too.

Me too. Me too.

Me?

Men your age may be really stupid. Did you ever think of that?

Menopause.

Message one.

Miles...

Mom, hurry!

Mom, I just got here. By the way, Dad totally stood me up today.

Mom, listen.

Mom!

Mom!

Mom?

Monogamous?

More like for, you know, wearing lipstick and whistling and...

Most successful female playwright since who? Lillian Hellman?

Mother, I've never seen a man less interested in me.

Mouth to mouth.

Mr. Sanborn did have a mild heart attack.

Mr. Sanborn, did you take any Viagra today?

Mr. Sanborn, what were you doing at the onset of the pain?

Mr. Sanborn. Your diagnosis, although fascinating, was entirely incorrect.

Must we go through this every time?

My daughter is in the city. You, what, wander in here, high on ecstasy?

My dear, you're confusing sex with sleeping.

My doctor.

My mom doesn't allow it.

Never fails to amuse her.

Never married, which, as we know, if you were a woman, would be a curse.

Never understood her ending up on a job where she never showed them.

Next, please.

Nice painting.

No chance in hell he said we were nice.

No one on earth would forgive you for that kiss.

No way. It can't be.

No words can ever express my gratitude...

No, he's not a burglar.

No, I don't know.

No, I know. I can't do anything...

No, I'm Erica Barry.

No, I'm here, babe. I made record time.

No, I'm pretty sure I've seen them all.

No, no, I have the number.

No, no! Oh, I'm sorry. Of course, don't do that. That's silly.

No, no. I just wanted to stop by and say hi...

No, no. I think I'm gonna walk. You two take it.

No, that's fine, Leo. I'll take it.

No, this is interesting. Look at her. She is so accomplished.

No, this is more fun.

No!

No! Men my age, or at least the ones I've met, well...

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. And the pain I was having was sharp...

No. I don't.

Not at all.

Not fired, darling. Just not needed.

Not lately.

Not needed? Wait, what are you talking about?

Not only are you marrying my dad, our moms went to the same college.

Not quite.

Not really. It looks like it says...

Not that a little fresh air would hurt.

Nothing's ever surprised me more.

Now do you get my theory about all this? You gotta self protect.

Now, Erica. Try to think of this...

Now, if I wanted to see her, how would that go over?

Now, she's a great chick. Must take after her father.

Now, that's the perfect guy for you.

Now, what can I do you for?

Now, who would have thought that would be worse news?

Now, you may notice, interestingly, we're walking back toward the house...

Obviously. Anyway, here we are.

Of course it's getting rocky. We're talking about you.

Of course she's needed. We need her.

Of course. Relentless.

Oh, God, am I sorry.

Oh, God, I can't... I can't see.

Oh, God, sorry. This is my friend Harry.

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God! What is this? Okay.

Oh, God.

Oh, good. Thank you so much.

Oh, Har, by the way, no smoking in the house.

Oh, her.

Oh, I gotta tell you.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry. Your granddad's gonna be okay.

Oh, man.

Oh, Mom, I hate this.

Oh, my God, that would mean we slept eight hours?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It's unnerving!

Oh, my...

Oh, Nellie.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. I'm actually feeling pretty perky today.

Oh, no. I'm sure it was a compliment.

Oh, no. Okay, now, you just...

Oh, please. What difference does it make what I think of you?

Oh, sorry.

Oh, thank you so much.

Oh, what?

Oh, yeah? Where is she?

Oh, you fucking guy.

Oh. Oh, my God!

Okay, buddy, your echo looks real good.

Okay, but...

Okay, bye.

Okay, good. I want you to give yourself a visual...

Okay, Harry, looks like we're gonna have to let you go.

Okay, here we go.

Okay, I can handle this.

Okay, I'd like to see that.

Okay, I'm getting out of your hair.

Okay, I'm gonna pee, take one of your blood pressure pills...

Okay, okay.

Okay, thanks.

Okay, that's it. You see that look on your face?

Okay, this is nuts.

Okay, you stay where you are. We have a knife.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Give him an aspirin, and let's run a blood gas.

Okay. Good to know.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Pancakes, pasta, leftover coq au vin.

Okay. The fabulous two story living room...

Old...

Once again, closure.

One more "fine" and I won't believe you.

One of them opened up to me.

Only one way to find out. Except she's out of town right now.

Open your eyes so I know you hear me.

Or if you're the only person who ever really got me.

Or more interested in you.

Ouch.

Ouch.

Paris.

Paris. She left two days ago for her birthday.

Part of her "keep busy, don't look back" program.

Part of the play takes place in Paris...

Past few days have done wonders for you.

People have done some wild things after having a heart attack.

People need that romance, and if someone like me doesn't write it...

Perfect. The one thing I'm not taking pills for.

Pick you up around 7?

Play music. Cook. Write. Focus.

Please!

Please.

Please. I hardly know you.

Please. None.

Plug me into an EKG. I'm taking two beta blockers...

Pulse, 104. Respiration's 18.

Really? With your social life?

Relax, relax.

Right here.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right. Right.

Right. Right. Not your problem.

Romantic.

Say you couldn't find me.

Schmucks are people too, you know?

Secondhand smoke will kill you anyway.

See, I don't really date all that much or all that well.

See, I'll accept that slight hostility...

Seems like I gotta learn how to do that...

Seriously.

Several times, actually.

She doesn't know everything I do or when I do it or where I do it.

She invited me here for the weekend. She's in her room right now, changing.

She is a major piece of work.

She thought I was asleep, I thought her room was the kitchen.

She took French lessons after she and my dad split up.

She was this adorable, lanky girl from Kentucky...

She'll never see him after this weekend. She can't commit either.

She's a high strung, over amped, controlling, know it all neurotic...

She's an ear, nose and throat doctor. Has he lost his mind?

She's beyond uptight. Almost makes her fun to be around.

She's great. She's totally brilliant, but she's not your type.

She's my age. Do you know what that's like?

She's over 30.

She's over 50, divorced. She sits in night after night...

She's pretty major.

She's very brilliant, but the woman cannot hold her liquor.

She's, like, totally creeped out...

Should have left when she tried to arrest me.

Showtime.

Shut up.

Since you're here, why don't you finish the pancakes and I'll get back to work.

Single older women as a demographic are as fucked a group as can exist.

Sinus check, 120.

Sixty three!

Sleeping by myself took getting used to, but I got the hang of it.

Sleeping is something that I prefer to do alone.

So beautiful. So beautiful.

So bored out here, so I figured I should come see how you're doing.

So delicious.

So how about if we still know each other by then, we go to Paris...

So how did you two meet?

So how's Erica?

So I am almost 20 years older than you.

So I decided to take another kind of trip...

So I guess I should've seen your play. Would've known how this ended.

So I'm gonna be the laughing stock of Broadway?

So I'm gonna venture out there and go for a short walk.

So I'm nuts.

So instead of pitying you, they write articles about you.

So it's not crazy for a guy to do something...

So tell me. When can you go home?

So the guy in the play doesn't make it, does he?

So this is what you're supposed to do on a rainy afternoon, huh?

So where do you like to eat in Paris?

So you don't get more mellow as the hours pass?

So you don't have to work that shift anymore.

So you don't sleep?

So you really are crazy.

So you're as hard on yourself as you are on everyone else.

So you're not ready to show me any new pages?

So you're saying he can't travel at all? Not even by plane?

So you're saying he can't travel at all? Not even by plane?

So your play is about us?

So, baby, you're rich?

So, Harry, what do you do?

So, Kristen, where did you go to medical...

So, what about the patient?

So, what are you doing over here, man?

So, what do you see that you like?

So...

So...

Sold it at 40, even more impressive.

Sold most of my businesses, packed my bags...

Some chick he met three weeks ago. She's two years older than me.

Some of the ladies, I admit, weren't too interested in seeing me...

Some say I'm an expert on the younger woman.

Some were written before your time. There's some Marin's never seen.

Somebody better get it.

Somebody please explain to me how I ended up babysitting this guy?

Somebody please explain to me how I ended up babysitting this guy?

Something to live for.

Something to remember me by.

Something to remember me by.

Sometimes worrying about you feels like a full time job.

Sorry about that.

Sorry for your trouble, Mrs. Gimble. Take care, dear.

Sorry I'm late.

Sorry.

Stay nearby.

Stay there. I was in the Israeli army.

Stay. Join us for dinner. We'd love to...

Such as?

Suddenly, I'm a character in a Kaufman and Hart play.

Swear to God, I'm not.

Take it easy, kids.

Taste?

Taxi.

Taxi.

Tell me something.

Tell me the truth. Are you at all glad we waited?

Thank you so much for the gorgeous flowers, by the way. They're so huge.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, doctor.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. My pleasure.

Thank you. Well, come on in.

Thank you...

Thanks.

That could explain why she was walking around naked. Deep breath.

That fleeting age when everything just falls right into place.

That happens when a couple gets divorced.

That is a terrible thing to say.

That is so sweet. You guys are making pancakes?

That is where you've been all this time? The Caribbean?

That long?

That men and women can be friends once they've had sex?

That was the title, "The Escape Artist."

That would be wishful thinking.

That you don't know how to be a boyfriend?

That, I believe, is your winning combo. Killer combo, actually.

That's a lot of years to be older than somebody, don't you think?

That's disgusting, Zoe. Stop it!

That's gotta be some kind of a record.

That's how I know I never had it before.

That's not a small thing.

That's refreshing. Good.

That's the gene I didn't get.

That's the perfect word.

That's true. But, Harry, I haven't heard from you in six months.

That's what I came here to say.

That's what you have to say?

That's, like, beyond creepy.

The auctioneer may open bidding on any lot below the reserve...

The color is draining from your face.

The hospital's sending over a nurse in the morning.

The kid inherits all the problems. Not that I'm a kid.

The man doesn't know my name, and I'm doing his dishes.

The over 50 dating scene is geared towards men leaving older women out.

The phone doesn't ring that much at night...

The schmuck...

The sweet, uncomplicated satisfaction of the younger woman.

The truth doesn't have versions, okay?

The truth is, I... I just...

The truth is, it goes by fast, doesn't it?

Then what was it? I'd love to know.

Then you could kiss me.

Then you started a magazine, dabbled in the Internet...

Then, there's my gorgeous sister here.

There.

There's this totally hilarious scene where she's dating this older...

These are for you to give me when you apologize.

They said to take two with food, this one without.

They're ready to do the hospital "Do you take Viagra?" scene.

Thinking of you.

This could be world class interesting.

This gives that a whole new meaning.

This is Brooke and Shannon.

This is crazy.

This is heartbroken. How's that for impervious?

This is my big fear, that some guy can get me...

This is pretty unusual for me. I'm not used to having sleepovers.

This is the best turkey sandwich I've had in my life.

This is the second time I've done this.

This is very sweet of you.

This may surprise you, but some women consider me quite the guy.

This was an accident.

This was very intense.

This was...

This was...

To the forces of destiny that brought us together.

Top of the heap.

Trust me, if I ever catch a guy in his underwear in my refrigerator...

Trust me.

Try living with her.

Try not to keep score.

Try not to rate my answer.

Turns out the heart attack was easy to get over.

Unadventurous? What?

Unfortunately, no.

University of Pennsylvania.

Up to her old tricks. Learning Italian, remodeling her apartment in the city...

Uptight? That's funny, I haven't noticed that.

Very...

Vital signs are stable. Respiratory is on its way.

Wait a minute. I have no right to get this nuts.

Wait, where's my...?

Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wanna go for a swim?

Wanna know why I'm always with the wrong guy?

Want me to shut these? The sun comes in strong in the morning.

Was one of us just saying something interesting?

Watching Joan Rivers sell jewelry.

Way to go.

We are cute.

We could've carried on a fun thing for a while.

We didn't just have sex either.

We got nothing but good news here.

We had that last night.

We haven't actually had sex yet, have we?

We haven't. You're correct on that one.

We just totally spur of the moment decided to get out of the city.

We know this about me. I am just not cut out for this kind of drama.

We need an ambulance right away, please!

We were supposed to have lunch and he never showed up.

We'll see.

We'll take care of that for you.

We're gonna stop it, but I need to know what medications you take.

We're just goofy when it comes to love.

We're not related.

We're sophisticated people.

We're talking, and he starts looking weird and tells me...

We've got a line in.

Welcome to Christie's and tonight's sale of impressionist and modern art.

Well, a guy like you is in it, but he's not you.

Well, actually, I went to school in Philadelphia too.

Well, as it turned out, I was fine...

Well, doll, I'm doing great.

Well, four mai tais at lunch...

Well, I don't know what you've done to yourself...

Well, I don't think I was exactly macho.

Well, I wouldn't say I'm famous.

Well, I'm trying.

Well, I'm...

Well, I've just been to every store in the city.

Well, my mother is. Sort of. I mean, not really.

Well, some people just don't fit the mold, and so far, you know...

Well, that's something.

Well, then let's just each get our bearings.

Well, we still know each other.

Well, well. Now look who's got something that works.

Well, yeah. I am fluent.

Well, you know, with the play and all.

Well, you look really nice.

Well, you were once engaged to someone really big.

Well.

Well...

Well...

What a doll.

What about birth control?

What about Mr. Midnight, here?

What am I gonna do with all this?

What are they listening to?

What are we, four teenagers?

What are you doing?!

What are you waiting for?

What are you, possessed? How could you say those things?

What do you call this?

What do you have to say about that?

What do you mean? You were great to me.

What does that mean? It means he can't commit. That's what it means.

What does that mean? That I'm controlling?

What effect do you think you have on me?

What else do you see? Feel?

What happens to this guy who's not me?

What the hell does that mean?

What time do you think it is?

What time does that say?

What was I thinking?

What were you doing when the pain started?

What, his car doesn't have headlights?

What?

What's the deal?

What's with all the young girls? What's the story there? Really?

What's with the turtlenecks?

When can I be up and running in that department?

When could we have dinner again? I have to work the next few nights.

When I first started auctioneering, someone told me...

When you hear the same story about yourself...

Which reminds me. Doc...

Which, in turn, makes them even less desirable because as we know, men...

Who cares how old he is? I mean, he's not my type.

Who is this?

Who?

Who's the lucky boy?

Why am I reacting this way? I'm almost 30 years old.

Why do I have to defend myself? I was married for 20 years. I'm done.

Why don't we all stay. Your mother has work, I have papers to grade.

Why don't we get a spread and put it on.

Why is it that you broads want all or nothing?

Why not? I put the tie on and everything.

Why would you think her bedroom was a kitchen?

Why, thank you.

Why'd you come here, Harry?

Will you cut me a little slack?

Will you stop that?

Will you tell me first why you only miss being married at night?

Woman, you saved my life.

Women your age love that about me.

Words have been invented to describe women like you.

Would you like to order or...?

Wow!

Wow.

Wow. Now, why do you think that is?

Write a dissertation. Don't announce that I stay in night after night...

Writing. Hi. What are you doing?

Yeah, as a matter of fact, with your doctor.

Yeah, but how many words can you rhyme with "bitch"?

Yeah, didn't I read an article about you in New York magazine?

Yeah, how about we never talk about that?

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, I think that's talking about it.

Yeah, I've been working on that stair thing.

Yeah, Mr. Excitement.

Yeah, no, no. I understood.

Yeah, sorry. False alarm.

Yeah, well...

Yeah, yeah, but...

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Okay.

Yes or no?

Yes, because he wants me to meet her. I can't go alone.

Yes, I do.

Yes, I have. Many times.

Yes, I would. It's just... Don't you like girls your own age?

Yes, it's rabbit you hate.

Yes, it's sweet, it's smart, it's funny...

Yes!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

You always say things to me like this.

You are a woman to love.

You came here to see me?

You can't be serious.

You can't hide from love for the rest of your life...

You can't.

You didn't even take any Viagra...

You do what you're going to do, whatever that might be...

You don't actually think that you can outsmart getting hurt?

You don't really buy this stuff you say, do you?

You don't want pancakes anymore?

You ever miss being married?

You ever think of it that way? No.

You gotta sleep in the middle.

You have a doctor's appointment in an hour.

You have been through this before.

You have one new message.

You having fun?

You interested? Ringside seat.

You just said... You know something, I have no idea how to do this.

You just stay still. There you go. Here's the clicker.

You know how long I have been looking for those?

You know I heard you had a house in the Hamptons.

You know I'm not good at being monogamous, right?

You know the thing about me.

You know what Freud said, "There are no accidents."

You know what?

You know what?

You know you can handle it.

You know, I can't decide if, God, do you hate me?

You know, I'm looking at the grilled salmon...

You know, the life I had before you...

You mean like crying?

You never get hot?

You never understand that everyone isn't like you.

You remember how you said if we still knew each other...

You said you can't imagine what I think of you.

You said you had to write.

You saw my ass. You don't see me acting nuts...

You started your own record label at 29, very impressive.

You think you look so handsome in mine?

You usually send the girls home.

You wanna kill me?

You were in silhouette.

You were very impressive. Very strong.

You wouldn't believe what catnip that is for some women.

You wouldn't want to join me?

You...

You'd be an old maid, a spinster.

You'd be fun to go to Paris with.

You're a tower of strength.

You're beautiful.

You're dating my daughter?

You're elusive and ungetable, a real catch.

You're Erica Barry?

You're gonna be okay.

You're gonna forgive me if I kiss you?

You're gonna have to meet her too, so we should do it together.

You're in your P.J. s! I feel like I'm interrupting!

You're killing me.

You're leaving? Oh, no, that's not good.

You're leaving? Zoe's leaving? The entourage is leaving?

You're like one of those great portraits you see over a fireplace.

You're not like anybody.

You're not nervous now, are you?

You're only saying that because you think that he and I have had sex.

You're overlooking one of the great things about me.

You're the funniest girl I ever had sex with.

You've been around the block a few times. What are you, around 60?

You've been wonderful.

Your drink, ma'am.

Your heart rate's good. The pain you described...

Your mother has work to do, I've got papers to grade.

Your pants, please.

Zoe and I will leave...

Zoe teaches women's studies at Columbia.

Zoe!

29 Daniels Lane, Sagaponack.

29 Daniels Lane, Sagaponack...

30 minutes of chest pain, nausea, shortness of breath.

120l80! Oh, baby!

A hammock. Good.

A note? A note.

Absolutely not. No. Mom, you have to.

Actually, I looked you up too. You did?

All right. Careful.

Anything else? And a white one for blood pressure.

Are you feeling all right? You know...

Are you in any pain right now? I feel some pressure in my chest.

Are you okay? Fine. I'll be right back.

Aren't you full of surprises? Yeah.

Been fired. Fired? No, you just started.

Bet you were great at it. Sometimes.

Bonjour, Madame Barry. Bonjour, Annie.

BP? 150l95.

Bryn Mawr girl. You're kidding.

But I doubt he thinks of it that way. I doubt that you doubt it.

But it won't kill me when I do it, right? No, it's exercise. It'll be good for you.

Can a woman give you chest pains? Are you kidding?

Can I ask you something, Harry? Yeah, sure. Go ahead, shoot.

Can I go? You still getting dizzy?

Can I hug him? Absolutely.

Can you meet me at The Grill at 8? Okay. Yes. Seems fine.

Dave Klein, her assistant. Nice to meet you.

Dave. I'm not putting any pressure on you.

Do you live here? Look, mister.

Do you? Yeah.

Doc. How are you? I'm good.

Does he know that? I'm gonna tell him.

Erica, you're incredibly sexy. No.

Erica. Green tea. Oh! That's hot.

Exactly. Wait a second.

Excuse me. I'm sorry.

February. Well, mine's January.

For? For...

Forty one. Right here? On three.

Get off! You shouldn't be standing.

Give me a call. Hold on.

Going to work, Harry. Hey.

Good seeing you. Congratulations. Thanks.

Goodbye, Mrs. Barry. Goodbye?

Grilled cheese? Pancakes.

Harry, I gotta go. Slow down!

Harry. Doc. Thanks for everything.

Haven't you? Never, not even close, I swear to God.

He's 30 years old. No, he's older than that.

He's a bit of a workout. How are you holding up?

He's a friend. Sorry.

He's a genius. That's not possible. He wouldn't.

He's all yours. Stop that. How'd he take it?

He's dating my daughter. I had no idea you were coming.

He's doing great. Yeah.

He's fun. Fun?

Heard so much about you. I bet.

Hey, Mom, we're going into town. Okay.

Hey! Great party.

Hey! Hello, Harry.

Hey. Hey, good to see you.

Hi. Harry's second assistant.

Hi. Hey.

Hi. I don't know if you know...

Honestly, if you'd just... No!

Honey? Yeah?

Honey... I have a huge auction tonight...

How are you? How are you feeling? Well...

How is she? She's really good.

How's Erica treating you? Who?

I can handle it. I can totally handle it.

I can't. I can't. Really. Why? You have somewhere to go?

I didn't really see all that much. Yep, there you go.

I had another episode. Oh, I'm sorry.

I just kissed you, and l... No, honey.

I knew you'd be here. You did?

I knew you'd call. Who? It's me.

I like that about me. Me too.

I love ya. I love you too.

I mean, I do like seeing you. I do. Yeah.

I mean... I kind of... It would be great...

I really like you. Yeah, but I "love you" like you.

I saw the last one twice. Julian, a walk in may need stitches.

I take Lipitor. Chew this.

I think I'm mad at you too. Excellent!

I was just trying to find the kitchen! What? Back here?

I was kissing a beautiful woman. Were you having intercourse?

I was? Always.

I'd be nuts to keep this thing going. True.

I'd like to meet your mother. No, you wouldn't.

I'll catch you on the way out. Thanks.

I'll open it in a bit. No, no, no, no. You know what?

I'm always a little nervous. Put on your bathing suit.

I'm always surprised by it. Surprised by it?

I'm famous, huh? Hey, just to us.

I'm fine. You sure?

I'm gonna let you two celebrate. Harry, no, please.

I'm impressed. Yeah.

I'm okay. I'm fine. Does your chest hurt?

I'm sorry and love you. I love you more.

I'm sorry, l... For what?

I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry, but... You know what you're like?

I'm your daughter's friend. Don't think so.

I've gotten abnormally brilliant at it. Why? What is it?

Impossible! Do you realize...

Impossible. Yeah.

In the two days you've been gone? My life is crazy.

It is 11. It is?

It's a knockout. Thank you.

It's exhausting just hearing about it. Yeah, I know. I know, but...

It's funnier. Fine.

It's great to see you. You couldn't look better.

It's only 10:00 on the coast. That's not past her bedtime?

It's the best thing you've ever written. It is?

It's the middle of summer. Seriously...

It's the only break we get. You know what?

It's tight. Show me where the pain is.

It's wonderful. It is?

Julian, can I ask you something? Anything.

Julian, can I ask you something? Anything.

Just a dinner. Harry, look.

Just like I imagined. You mean...

Just like to travel light. You just like to travel...? God!

Let you get some sleep. Let me sleep?

Let's take you and Erica. Zoe...

Like the blink of an eye. Yeah.

Look who's answering the door. And look who's at the door.

Love hurts, haven't you heard? I've heard.

Me? You.

Mr. Sanborn, back so soon? This is it, I'm dying.

Mr. Sanborn? No.

Mr. Sanborn? Yeah.

Mrs... Right, okay. Whatever.

My blood pressure? I think it's irresponsible not to.

My fault. No. It's fine, it's fine.

My glasses. Okay.

My God! What are you doing?

My life has been turned upside down. Mine too!

My mom went to Bryn Mawr. Wow!

My mom, Erica. My aunt Zoe. Sorry about that.

Nice to meet you. Thank you. Appreciate it.

Nice to see you. You too.

No Viagra. Okay, good, just need to be sure.

No, I haven't. Mom.

No, it's about me. Am I in it?

No, it's okay... No, no, I'll take it.

No, wait. What...? Look, please...

No! No, wait. No.

No! Not Martha Stewart! You could ask him.

No. Let me buy you dinner...

No. Never?

No. Let us. Oh, no.

Nobody but you would stop... Yeah, so you're lucky.

Not as much. Out of breath?

Not that I want him to commit. Oh, yeah, that I get.

Not this wrong. He's smart and fascinating.

Now she's practically fluent. Marin!

Now, see, a 30 year old gets that. You mean, falls for it.

Oh, God, I have no idea. Oh, wait a minute, l...

Oh, God, is he all right? Harry!

Oh, yes. Good.

Okay. Not bad.

Okay. Well, I'm an old dog, you know?

Okay. Whoa.

Okay. Carly Simon? Somebody cool like that.

Okay. So this is gonna hurt. No.

Only sometimes. Good.

Please, let us. Doc, I insist. I crashed your party.

Please? Anything, bubby.

Really? Huge fan.

Really? Yeah.

Room service. What are you doing here at this hour?

Sanborn. Mr. Sanborn.

Sense of humor intact. Yeah.

Shall we order? Absolutely.

She looks like a buddy kind of girl. Come on.

She's just a friend. Oh, yeah.

She's just... Well, that's wonderful.

Should we wait for you? Yeah. That's good. That's fine.

So let's not deal with it anymore. Good...

So you date her daughter? Okay.

So you think I'm inhuman? No. I think you're formidable.

So, what do you want to be? I'd embarrass you if I told you.

Soft lips. I'm so glad they still work.

Someone like that. Not Martha Stewart.

Stay well. Well, this was fun.

Stress? And in case you haven't heard...

Sure you're okay? Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm...

Sure. So, Harry...

Surprise! Well, hi!

Switch over to monitors. Hang a nitro drip.

Switch over to monitors. How we doing?

Take care of yourself, Harry. Yeah, I will. You too.

Thank you, darling. Try not to smoke them.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Thank you. You're welcome. May I?

That doesn't sound so uptight. It was an accident.

That is so unfair! Trust me. Could be a great night.

That's a little chilly. Well...

That's not possible. Yeah, it's true.

The engagement? Long time ago.

There is that. And, hey...

Thirsty? I've had a very big week.

Thirty seconds. Really?

together, and if we don't, we don't.

Train? I don't think so.

Tylenol... Extra Strength would be fantastic.

Wait a minute. He's not too young for you?

Wait, wait. Who is he marrying? I don't know.

Was he always like this? I don't know.

We did? I don't remember. Sure.

We got him. Apparent cardiac arrest.

Well, here we are. Harry, why don't you take it.

Well, you've been lucky. Yeah. Lucky.

Went to see a... What was it? No, it was a wheaten terrier.

What are you having? I don't know.

What are you hungry for? What are my choices?

What are you leaning towards? Death.

What do you mean? Why? Because I met someone else.

What else? Palm trees.

What story? Oh, maybe another time.

What the hell was that? Sorry, I thought I was onto something.

What? Erica!

What? Right. Diane Sawyer. I love her.

What? This woman's impossible to buy for...

What's wrong? Had breakfast with Dad.

What's your play about? About?

Where shall I put this? Here. I'll take it.

Where's Julian? He's back at the hotel.

Which makes him really perfect. Okay, stop it.

Which record company? Drive By Records.

Who was it? Joan Collins? No. No.

Who would like what? Mom, are you okay?

Who's the lucky guy? My husband.

Would you like a glass of wine? Yeah. I would.

Wow. Wow, yeah, it was quite a journey.

Yeah, wrong can be fun. No.

Yeah. Yeah, big twist, huh?

Yes, doctor. Mr. Sanborn, I'm Dr. Mercer.

Yes. The playwright?

Yes. What a pleasure. I'm a huge fan.

Yes. Sorry... No, it's very funny, by the way.

You certainly do. Wow!

You don't have to answer that. Okay.

You don't smoke. I'm in Paris.

You don't? I don't.

You don't? No.

You know my name. Erica Jane Barry.

You know what I mean. Yes, I do.

You look beautiful. Thank you.

You look great. I haven't been on a gurney...

You never looked better, by the way. Oh, well...

You up to that? My doctor recommended it.

You're kidding, right? No.

You're kidding. Hey, we're not all doctors, baby.

You're Mrs. Sanborn? No! Oh, no. No, I'm just...

You're not listening to me. I am. Don't get all pissy.

You've worried about me? Yes, honey.

Your dad's gonna be okay. He's not my dad.

Zoe, hand me the phone. You don't understand.

...11?

...a great night...

...about last night...

...after...

...an accurate observation. It's... So when was this?

...and gives him CPR and saves his life.

...and her mom, who basically despises the guy, rushes in...

...and I got this so sad phone call from Harry.

...and I'm just wondering if you're on your way. It's about 8:20.

...and I'm really upset. My shrink's away for two weeks.

...and if we wanna hang out together, we will.

...and it's getting a little rocky again.

...and some of that iced tea you like, a low cholesterol cookie and a peach.

...and taking care of me and... Hey. Your heart attack...

...and tell you I'm sorry if I ever did anything that wasn't on the up and up.

...and the whole alone thing happens at night.

...and then you invested in a small record company...

...and therefore, more and more interesting.

...and wearing glasses and hats and weird outfits!

...and when I get back, let's not talk anymore.

...and worrying about how you are and if I ruined your life.

...and you and Harry stay.

...and you two catch up. You know how to fix these.

...and you're not isolated.

...anywhere, absolutely helpless.

...aren't I?

...as the absolute smartest thing you've ever done for yourself.

...because available guys her age want something...

...because I have been hiding from you all day.

...because I'm enjoying your company so much.

...because maybe it won't work out...

...blood thinners, Lipitor, Procardia.

...brought on by stress.

...but I think I finally found the right gift.

...but I was so engrossed in your story. I just...

...but if you were my dad, I would have you home in bed...

...but you look absolutely radiant.

...by bidding on behalf of the seller. Let's start with lot number one...

...chauvinistic guy.

...complete with pool and ocean view.

...could be the best thing that ever happened to me.

...couldn't possibly cure what was ailing me.

...divorced men always remarry. It's how they're built.

...don't you have to find out what it is?

...ear, nose and throat babe, I'd be bonkers. And look at you.

...Erica, if you ever... No.

...especially older men, are threatened and afraid...

...even though you've been on my mind since I woke up at 5:15.

...except he's having a heart attack.

...for everything.

...for me.

...for our birthdays, huh?

...for taking me in...

...for the first time in my life.

...from the deepest part of my heart.

...he knew that I was still in love with you.

...he met someone three weeks ago, that it's really something.

...I even thought...

...I hope I'm half the man you were, Mrs...

...I knew how to do that. I could do that forever.

...I suggest you do whatever it takes to decompress. Now lie down.

...if I was nervous, I should just picture the audience in their underwear.

...if you'd let me take that as a yes.

...impervious.

...in six months, so that's something.

...into, let's call it, my past. Your past?

...is a bit much for anybody.

...is an amazing woman.

...is not the kind we worry about.

...it isn't like I wanted to stop seeing you.

...l'd like to be friends.

...l'd rather not have my freshly painted house smell like a pool hall.

...l'm embarrassed.

...l'm some great date, huh?

...l've decided to get over the "you saw me naked" thing.

...l've never actually done it while taking off my clothes.

...like I couldn't catch it.

...love them and leave them stuff, you know?

...macho.

...maybe we're getting ahead of ourselves.

...maybe you'll become unglued?

...moved to an island in the Caribbean.

...my blood pressure's gotta be 170l100.

...not like before. Good.

...not to mention just a tad misogynistic.

...of productive, interesting women. It is just so clear.

...of soft beach.

...of something that gives you a feeling of peace and serenity.

...old Har.

...old...

...old...

...on your birthday.

...one of those impulses that grabs you, but so far we're okay.

...one week after having a heart attack...

...or even speaking to me, but one day, my losing streak ended.

...over and over, your life begins to add up.

...oxygen to get to the heart muscle. I'm having a heart attack?

...quite like this.

...really got it.

...really liking something that you never thought you could ever like.

...recuperating.

...sat up a little too fast.

...school? Oh, I'm so sorry.

...so I keep listening to French music, hoping to get inspired.

...so totally out of character after having a heart attack.

...sort of closed up for business.

...soul mates.

...stress can give you a heart attack.

...that a severe anxiety attack can masquerade as a heart attack?

...that maybe I could figure out how I arrived at being me.

...that you and I are more alike than you realize.

...the kissing is spectacular.

...the Renard, showing here. $80,000 is bid with my absent bidder.

...there was something cooking in the kitchen other than pancakes.

...to decompress. So I did.

...to feel something for another person that is so...?

...to the hospital because you're filling your clogged arteries with smoke.

...unglued like this. And this is just Dad!

...was I was actually giving closure to generations of women.

...was share a bottle with me.

...we should go to Paris for our birthdays?

...we'll always have Paris.

...we're not bumping into each other?

...were getting remarried to some 33 year old...

...were something else. I finally get what it's all about.

...what are we gonna do out here, just the two of us, for two whole days?

...whatever the man needs. It sounds like an interesting job.

...when it occurred to me that wasting away on an island...

...where will they get it? Real life? Excuse me?

...which you turned into the second largest hip hop label in the world.

...which, I predict, we will spend absolutely no time in whatsoever.

...whip us up some french toast. I have the best maple syrup ever.

...who deserves to die...

...who doesn't get your number, you get to run the show...

...who were you talking to?

...who's incredibly cute and lovable.

...why do you care what I wear? Just curious.

...with a shmatte on her head. Who cares about her legs?

...with the greatest pair of legs I have ever seen.

...worries about you.

...you want that to be "ya," not "you," right?

...you would find he's smart, owns 10 different companies.

"An awkward moment."

"Harry37. What are you doing?"

"If you were my dad..."

"Not like before" is what we like to hear.

"Pajama party."

"So was your date a date?"

"What are you doing?"

"What should I do with this?"

"You are a woman to love."

"You are..."

$ 100,000. $ 110,000.

$ 140,000, gentleman's bid. And fair warning.

$85,000, gentleman's bid. $90,000, still with me.