💬 Barnyard

A few animals missing here and there.

A strong man stands up for himself.

A stronger man stands up for others.

A toast! To a new world order.

Again, alive.

All clear! Sweet!

All right now, Otis. Just lift.

All right, all right, let's take a vote. Come on, let's take a vote here.

All right, boys, here's the dealio.

All right, come on. Give me your best shot.

All right, now.

All right, Peck, take it easy. What's the matter?

All righty.

All those in favor of me being the new leader.

Also, remember it's...

And as long as I'm still kicking,

And by the time we get back,

And Duke will handle things, and everything will be fine.

And exactly how do you propose you're going to do that?

And I know it doesn't sound possible,

And I saw a cow outside my window. I think they may be linked.

And I see this little baby calf all alone,

And I want everyone present.

And I won't back down

And I would have swore

And I'll keep this world from dragging me down

And I'm here for you, too.

And I've really been working on it. Listen.

And leaving quickly. Walking out. Walking out. Step, step, step wider...

And not that it matters either way to me,

And number three: be careful out there.

And only one old, fat you.

And shall treat myself as such.

And they lick themselves.

And we know you may have other plans, we understand that,

And we will mmm mmm And have some sweet pillow talk

And we'll be seeing you tomorrow night. That's a date.

And what is a vegan, again?

And you don't look at it.

And you know what, I don't get the fence thing.

And you're gonna stop us?

And, well, we were wondering, I don't know,

Anybody got a pistol?

Anymore.

Anyone makes a sound, we don't mind the extra company.

Anything you say there, Ben.

Are you sure this is safe, Otis?

As I was saying,

As if I needed to say it again.

As long as I'm still kicking,

At that moment, I knew my place was here,

Baaad.

Back by popular demand.

Back off, Daisy. There's an "L" on that boy's forehead.

Bacon!

Be the stronger man.

Because I know what a rave is, Mr. Lump.

Because it's what my dad would do.

Ben.

Ben. How are you, Ben?

Bessy and I were in the meadow and we found a place on high ground.

Better hold on tight When we go hitting the hay

Boneless white meat! What? I'm not hungry!

Book.

Boy, is it windy.

Boy, that's a doozy. That thing's bigger than me.

Boy, those dog years are rough, huh?

Boy.

Boys, take your pick.

Breaks my heart.

But evidently, I'm needed.

But for now, we just stand watch.

But I just want you to know one thing.

But I looked up into the sky

But I wish I was.

But I won't back down

But I'll stand my ground

But that all changed one day.

But those coyotes?

But we did have a previous engagement.

But we really, really appreciate what you did around here.

But when we went home,

But you can't have any dairy.

But you get to yell, "Chicken farm."

But you were elected fair and square.

But you weren't. Were you?

But you're gonna have an extra one right up your...

Call me fantastic

Can I have the apple?

Car!

Chick, chick, chickity chick, chicken!

Chicken farm!

Chicken!

Chickens on the left Dance with your neighbor

Chorizo!

Chubba Face, you crazy cow.

Clear!

Come and get it!

Come here, fisherman.

Come here, you furry, four legged chickens!

Come on back, I'm right here.

Come on, hurry.

Come on, Otis,

Come on, Otis, we'll do what you say.

Come on, what you got going? There's nothing there.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. You're our leader. Lead us.

Congrats, Otis.

Congratulations, boss.

Cook her while I have the little one for an appetizer.

Cool, I'm a Lutheran.

Cool.

Could you guys believe that? Did you guys see me?

Could you just not say anything?

Cramp! That's a cramp!

Cut it right!

Daisy. She like went into labor after you left.

Darling, you better run 'Cause I won't hold back them horses

Dead bee.

Dead turkey walking.

Did you see his face?

Do what I want, when I want, 'cause I want to do it.

Dogs are watchful, they're loyal, and very protective.

Dogs are... Listen to me.

Don't listen to him!

Don't think I can't call again, Gary.

Don't wake up the cow.

Don't you sit there and think that I am crazy.

Doubtful we'll make it back in time walking.

Down on the farm

Dude, I got a arm!

Duke, have you seen Otis?

Duke, what's happening?

Duke, with all respect, I think there are certain traits

Duke, you're in charge. Get the dogs together.

Etta?

Even if you do leave, I believe in you.

Everett the dog turned 13 today.

Every animal for himself. That's the way it should be.

Everybody, just calm down. Just calm down, all right?

Everyone here, they all trust me. And I can't protect a single one of them.

Excuse me, but I couldn't help notice you over there.

Farmer Brown is bedding down Let's turn this barn into funky town

Flip the lid a little bit. You're mad! You're a pig!

For people who are strong

Freddy, is this great or what?

Freedom is the courage

Funny, we're not even related.

Geez, coyotes. I don't get it. What's the big deal? They're coyotes.

Geez, I can't even talk to you!

Geez, these guys are big.

Give it up for the one and only, Biggy Cheese!

Go ahead.

God, I miss him.

Going out for a joyride in their mom's car.

Gonna stand my ground

Good evening, ladies.

Gosh, I wonder why... I forgot to use conditioner or...

Got it locked in the vault.

Hamburger!

Hang on a second.

Hang on a second. Frankie, come here. Frankie, come here.

Hang on now, boys! Yeah! Hang hoof!

Hang on!

Have you all lost your mind?

He found me and he took me in.

He got the ball on the 30. He's down on the 20. Lifts it up...

He knows too much. We gotta take care of him.

He looked up into the sky and he said that the stars...

He was amazing. Bigger than life, you know?

He's a real winner, that one.

He's a vegan, God bless him.

He's the only family I've ever known.

Hello, Moto!

Here we come!

Here we go again Come grab your friend

Here we go, do si do Here we go

Here we go, do si do Here we go, do si do

Here we go.

Here you go.

Here. You know, just let me...

Hey, Buck. Get your hooves off the stage.

Hey, everybody! Otis is leaving the barnyard!

Hey, guys, can you imagine Ben doing something like that?

Hey, hey, hey, guys, guys...

Hey, I stepped in something. What's on my hoof?

Hey, I'm in charge, right?

Hey, it's the natural order of things.

Hey, Jerry, how's your mama?

Hey, look at this. It's our new inside connection.

Hey, Maddie, now really isn't a good...

Hey, Maddie. Looking good over there.

Hey, old Bud. Bud, you bring the stuff?

Hey, Otis, look out!

Hey, Otis, we were all talking,

Hey, Otis. Yeah, listen, I think your Nikes are...

Hey, Pop.

Hey, Pop. Look, I know you're probably looking for an explanation regarding

Hey, relax. We can lose them. I mean, it's just a car, right?

Hey, there, little Ben.

Hey, there's animals over there!

Hey, who is she?

Hey, whoa, no.

Hey, you seen Otis around?

Hey, you're Ben's kid.

Hey!

Hey! Oh, look at you. You're all...

Hey.

Hey. Hey, Pig, I think there's a dead bee in your nostril.

Hi, Oaty.

High paw!

Hit the hay!

Hitting the hay We'll go hitting the hay

Hogs, don't slobber on the pool table

How are you gonna do that?

How come nothing's happened yet?

I am medicated for a chemical imbalance.

I am smooshy.

I can't do it, Pop.

I can't even reach mine.

I certainly didn't think I'd be in charge of anything.

I could take your place.

I didn't say "cow and a half."

I don't do "In charge".

I don't do that.

I don't even want to know who was on the other end of that phone.

I don't know what I was thinking, but, for a minute, I actually thought

I don't know, but he sure can dance.

I don't mean to let you down, Pop. I'm just out trying to have some fun.

I don't want a leader who licks himself.

I don't want any of you to have to listen to me.

I gotta tell you, I was so afraid.

I guess you helped me realize that.

I head out into the meadow

I hear music over there again. Do you hear music?

I just love that little guy.

I know this one.

I know your weak spot.

I love chicken. My favorite part is the skin.

I love the new you, Otis.

I love you, Son.

I made you jump.

I mean glowy. Glowy. It's a glow.

I mean, especially when you stand straight on,

I mean, I don't wanna eat anyone... Thing... You...

I mean, if I were in charge, things would be different.

I mean, you and me, we're like best friends.

I mean, you'd have stood up to them and you wouldn't have backed down.

I mean, your regular back.

I mean... You know, it's fun up here.

I never thought about it before, but everything he did was for me.

I never thought I was gonna amount to much.

I remember when I used to sit out here with your sister.

I saw the stars dance.

I say "nifty." I do, and sometimes even "swifty." I'll say that.

I say, let's kill it. Give me that piece of wood over there.

I second that motion. Sweet!

I see them over there.

I smell fear.

I think I rolled over my foot.

I think some good things are gonna start happening to you and me.

I think you're lucky.

I thought I'd be the first to congratulate you, Otis.

I told them, "My dad's not gonna wanna cover my shift.

I told you never to do that again, as long as I live!

I wanted to come by and...

I was having a little fun. I mean, you should try it.

I was just wondering what a stronger man might do.

I was married, and life was good.

I was thinking I kind of like

I will stand my ground

I, Nora Beady, am a precious object

I'd go with the wood on this one.

I'll be back.

I'll bring you back a drink or something. Be back.

I'll check it.

I'll just say this,

I'll tell you one thing. I am really going to miss Bessy.

I'll tell you, this being in charge thing isn't so tough.

I'll... I'll take a seat.

I'm a sort of an integral part of a musical number.

I'm Ben's kid.

I'm Boombastic, really fantastic Mr. Boom Boom Boom Boom

I'm chafing!

I'm gonna gather up the hens and I'm gonna leave.

I'm leaving, all right? No big whoop. Continue your day.

I'm naming the kinds of cuts of meat to the animal I'm jumping on.

I'm not gonna dance just because you're getting Wild Mike.

I'm on it.

I'm sorry.

I'm staying out of that one.

I'm sure he's heading for the meeting right now.

I'm sure she's gonna be all right, Otis.

I'm sure that you and your...

I'm... I'm Otis.

I've been thinking,

I've got my own life to lead, all right? I don't belong here anymore.

If I'm overstepping like a boundary or...

If maybe you planned on staying around a little longer?

If you should think about getting a sudden burst of courage,

If you're hurting, let me help. I'd like to help.

In a world that keeps on pushing me around

Is strictly prohibited.

Is that a camera?

Is that a good idea?

Is that what's gonna happen? Are you gonna stop us, hen?

Is this thing still on?

It starts with a smile, then slowly builds and...

It tastes like chicken!

It was the day you showed up.

It'll be our little secret.

It's a beautiful little boy.

It's a beautiful night.

It's a chopper! It's a chopper!

It's a touchdown!

It's all right. Calm down. It's just the pizza guy.

It's Ben.

It's completely safe! Since when isn't surfing safe?

It's daylight. The Farmer's gonna be back.

It's gone.

It's just against my religion. I'm a Nohelpian.

It's nice that you ladies could join us this evening.

It's not just cheese. Vegans can't have any dairy products.

It's not like we have a lot of options.

It's okay, I'm here.

It's right here.

Just a party. A big one.

Just give it up. It's not me, Pop.

Just stick near me, guys, and you'll be all right.

Kill him!

Ladies, this one's for you.

Last night, I didn't run the coyotes off. I couldn't do anything.

Lay down in my Jacuzzi and get some bubble bath

Leave her alone.

Less.

Lest I remind you, this is coyote season.

Let me know if you see Otis.

Let me out!

Let me out! You gotta let me out!

Let's boogie!

Let's get this meeting started.

Let's go.

Let's surf!

Little tight.

Look at my little buddy.

Look at that freaky thing.

Look behind you.

Look, I just wanted to welcome you to the barnyard.

Look, it's complicated.

Look, you were just a great dad.

Machaca!

Maddie, we don't want to lose you.

Man, I wish I could get a hold of that little... I would...

Man, that looks like it hurts.

Manabunga!

Me, I am fearless, baby.

Meaner, meaner. Meaners got to eat, too.

Miles, I am not in charge, okay?

Miles, I've got to be there.

Most cows only have four hooves,

My arm fell off.

My barn. That's right, my barn.

My bowl was empty, my friend. Come on, we're getting off track here.

My car is on TV, and I think there's a cow in it.

My dad had a thing about stars.

My fake arm, I mean.

My friends are all going to the barn tonight,

My turn, my turn.

Nathan Randall the Third, I am not crazy.

Never come back!

Never go to meadows. Never go to meadows.

Never! You are all gonna die.

Nice shoes.

Nice. Nice. Thank you. I about swallowed my cud.

No animal will be harmed inside that fence.

No dairy? I love dairy. Does that mean I can't be a vegan?

No one says "nifty".

No way. We're homeboys. I'm here with you.

No, cows don't like houses much.

No, he is.

No, he's buying it.

No, I can still sit on my own, I think.

No, I don't want to know. Was it the gophers?

No, I got it. It means you can't eat anything with a face.

No, I mean right outside.

No, I won't back down

No, I'm not... Come here. I'm not gonna hurt you. Frankie, come here.

No, keep it.

No, look.

No, no, no, that's a vegetarian.

No, Pip. It's over!

No, that's just me, the contortion mouse.

No? Just watch me.

No. I mean, sure. I no mind you...

Nope, I haven't seen him.

Not 'cause I have to. Go on!

Not like that. Now lift, and two.

Not looking. The key word, "not".

Not that your stuff... You know, the stuff you're saying isn't nifty and everything...

Nothing a little strip search won't cure, yeah.

Nothing can touch us.

Now remember, honey, I told you,

Now where was I? Oh, oh, yeah.

Now, every heifer, every cow Hold tight to your udders now

Now, put it over there! Now!

Now, we're gonna take six of you.

Now, why don't you lay there and watch

Now, you go back, make everyone feel all safe,

Oat, seriously,

Oaty oaty! Hey, Oaty!

Oaty oaty! Oaty oaty!

Oh, and Ben's kid,

Oh, baby! Party time!

Oh, boy.

Oh, caca!

Oh, doctor! What a game we have here today!

Oh, don't worry, I got something special for you.

Oh, I get it. We can't yell "Tree" or "Rock",

Oh, I think that would be just fine.

Oh, I think that's just great.

Oh, it's cramping!

Oh, man! Oh, man!

Oh, milk me!

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh, the baby's coming!

Oh, no, they're talking to us now.

Oh, no. No, no.

Oh, shoot. You know, I forgot my pen.

Oh, sorry about that.

Oh, sorry. Here. You know what? Let me give you a hand.

Oh, stop. I think he's kind of cute.

Oh, that's nice. Good.

Oh, that's precious.

Oh, that's very profound, Insight Man.

Oh, the Nikes. What's the make again?

Oh, this is bad. This is bad. This is so bad.

Oh, we are so talking. Are we not talking?

Oh, well, it originally was attached to this.

Oh, will you look at that?

Oh, yeah, I didn't think so.

Oh, yeah, I have it. I have a lot of it.

Oh, yeah, it's a beautiful day. Well, time to go to work.

Oh, yeah. I could just eat your head right off!

Oh, yeah. Step on it, baby!

Oh, yeah. We're like the second line of defense.

Oh, you like that, yeah?

Okay, before we get started, we have a birthday.

Okay, explain to me exactly why are we doing this?

Okay, from here on out, this is the way it's gonna work.

Okay, get together!

Okay, girl, you're doing fine. Now, just breathe.

Okay, go!

Okay, here we go! Here we go!

Okay, I don't want to make a big thing about this.

Okay, I tried! Later, dude.

Okay, if you're trying to groom me to be the big leader,

Okay, Igg, you remember how to do this?

Okay, let go. Let go. I got it.

Okay, let's go.

Okay, let's hit it.

Okay, Miles. What do you think?

Okay, Mr. Lumpy. It's just not right.

Okay, no more Red Bull.

Okay, now you.

Okay, now. He was sitting here, he was reading.

Okay, okay! Look, this is bad enough!

Okay, quick little once around the barnyard, then, hello, party!

Okay, salt lick.

Okay, so what you're saying is, you'll stay if we don't do what you say.

Okay, that's nice. Dad!

Okay, that's what you do. You.

Okay, the first matter at hand: gray market goods.

Okay, to kick things off tonight, I got a special treat.

Okay, toodle oo, Otis. Same time tomorrow night?

Okay, watch this. Off his nose, on the belly, on the floor. Check it.

Okay.

Okay. All right.

Okay. First off,

Okay. Hurry up, fellows. They're right over there.

Okay. If this is what you have to do, I understand.

Okay. Well, then, I'll see you.

One day, a bad storm rolled in.

One time, I was bored, lonely, and a little snackish.

Only sound you will hear is the beating of my heart

Order, here! Hey, am I bothering you?

Otis joining us on a joyride.

Otis, come on. You know, I think... I'm pretty sure... Yeah, it's time.

Otis, I was so worried.

Otis, it's a madhouse! Isn't it just great?

Otis, right?

Otis, the best leader isn't the biggest or the strongest.

Otis, the coyotes. It just happened.

Otis, they took Maddie.

Otis, where were you?

Otis, why don't you stick around for a minute?

Otis, you're gonna have to grow up one day.

Otis!

Otis! Otis!

Otis?

Otis? Are we supposed to not yell, "Rock"?

Otis.

Otis...

Ouch!

Our own Otis and the Crew!

Out! Run!

Parties all hours of the night.

Peck! Come on, safe?

Pip, talk me into it. Talk me into it.

Pip?

Pizza, pizza, pizza.

Please remember, mister, that I am a lady.

Please, no one scream, "Tree!"

Pork chops!

Pull over to the side of the road.

Pull over! You gotta pull over!

Push it.

Put crowns on our heads, 'cause we are the kings!

Put the chick down, Dag.

Put the hen down, Dag.

Put this thing on hot!

Quite a night, huh?

Randall, there is a cow outside.

Really, it can't keep them out.

Really, it's all right.

Really? 'Cause, I mean, it isn't that noticeable, you know.

Really? All right.

Remember me?

Remember tonight at the hoedown, it's free cider night.

Right now.

Right.

Righteous!

Rule number one: stay in groups.

Rule number two: stay inside the perimeter of the fence at all times.

Rump roast!

Say, "Boy, is it windy."

Say, "I'm smooshy."

Second item.

See you around.

See, 'cause I wanted to ask you something.

See? I learn.

See? On time, just like I...

Shake him up, shake him down Try to get a good blend

She call me Mr. Boombastic Say me fantastic

She needs a friend.

She would just keep getting bigger or something?

She's gonna be all right, though, huh?

Shoot! I told you they can smell it!

Sit right here, honey.

Smooth

So they left you in charge?

So this... This is about you?

So, are we okay?

So, big deal. I fetch balls. One little flaw.

So, this was Otis's idea?

So, you really ordered a lot of pizzas.

Somebody pass me the cranberry sauce.

Someone has to do this. We don't have Ben.

Something tells me you may want to take a couple steps back.

Sorry about that. Frankie's out of hand.

Sorry to call on you so late in the evening,

Stay in line.

Stop doing what I say!

Stumbling around.

Sure, Ben. Whatever you say.

Sure, Otis. If you say.

Take it easy, man.

Taking care of things.

Ten and two. Ten and two.

Texted by Heavy Head

Thank you for being so patient. We prefer dining at night.

Thank you, all right.

Thank you, Farmer.

Thank you.

Thanks, Miles.

Thanks, Pop. You're the best.

Thanks.

Thanks. You want change?

That does not apply to this.

That farmer's out of control.

That fence defines our space.

That should do. That should do.

That was a hoof. There's a cow in our car! That is a hoof!

That was you, wasn't it?

That would make you unqualified to be leader.

That's a vampire. Come on.

That's called boytipping!

That's called cowtipping.

That's exactly what I'll do.

That's not dead.

That's our car!

That's right.

That's the point. I don't want you to do what I say.

That's what I'm talking about! Sweet mama!

That's your army?

The best leader is the one who cares the most.

The coyotes, they're strong.

The exploded chicken on me, and the sticky black... The oil stuff.

The Farmer's a good guy. He's been good to us.

The flowers are beautiful.

The Jersey cows.

The last time we talked, he told me that the night he found me

The meeting's about finding someone to run the meeting?

The purchase of human articles from the gopher underground

Them tiny, us big! What are they gonna do?

Then I said I was gonna hit him with a stick.

Then I said, "That's called cowtipping."

Then, while you're picking yourself up off the ground,

There ain't no easy way out

There they are.

There. See? Good as new.

There's a mouse in my ear! There's a mouse in my ear!

There's nothing for you there, but I kind of like her friend.

There's six of us,

Therefore, I would like to nominate myself.

These are ruthless and desperate creatures.

These kids get all hopped up on Diet Coke and Jolly Ranchers and just...

They all ask for you

They can smell it?

They just showed up. Farmer took them in.

They knew I wouldn't be expecting them until tonight.

They played me.

They prefer it out in the meadow, where they can get a graze on.

They took Etta, Hanna, maybe six, seven others, I don't know.

They took... We got to... Come on!

They're gonna catch us and they're gonna dissect us.

They're gonna come back tonight, and I can't protect anyone.

They're just pellets. I'm nervous.

They're making a run for it. Let's go. Come on.

They're the only two that made it.

They've never come during the day before.

This doesn't mean anything.

This is a cow farm. You're gonna find cows outside.

This is a totally, situationally different suspect.

This is Gray Badger in Chopper 219. We've got suspects in sight.

This is my friend, Bessy.

This is so off limits.

This is so sweet. This is so wicked sweet.

This one's mine.

This should be fun.

Those coyotes are strong.

Those opposed?

To take another's hand

Too light. Couldn't cause a bump like that.

Touch me in me back She says I'm Mr. Ro...

Touch me in me back She says I'm Mr. Romantic

Treat cows nicely.

Tree!

Try and catch me.

Try to go easy on the manure It's a dance floor, not a sewer

Two all beef patties, that's our future!

Two, yeah.

Very impressive.

Wait a second. Photo op.

Wait, wait, wait!

Wait. What are you talking about?

Watch out!

Watch out. I got it. I got it.

We all gonna die, but we don't know the date.

We are calling the shots now!

We are ditching out!

We can call and tell them where to pick them up.

We can't be staying out this late on a school night.

We can't pull over!

We got a gusher!

We got them!

We interrupt this program with a breaking news story. Police are in...

We know your date, Thanksgiving!

We know. We know. I heard you say that.

We left it the same way we found it.

We see or hear anything suspicious, and I just signal Otis with a crow.

We should call someone. We should call someone.

We should take a meeting about it.

We show up, you look the other way.

We slaughter every animal in sight.

We suddenly got a burst of courage, did we?

We took down the coyotes, Peck learned to crow,

We will rumble and tumble Night and day

We would've said hello, had we seen you.

We'll go hitting the hay We'll go hitting the hay

We'll have a new member of the barnyard running around.

We'll take a rain check on the meeting, though.

We're gonna die!

We're gonna have some fun tonight, y'all.

We're gonna live our dream 'Cause we're wild and free

We're heading for the West Not heading for the East

We're just doing a little courting, that's all.

We're rebels! We're rebels!

We're the wildest!

Well, down on the farm

Well, everyone was gone.

Well, excuse me for being a pig.

Well, first, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take that chick from you.

Well, I know what's right

Well, I took you home that night,

Well, I won't back down

Well, I'll just call whoever I want, whenever I want to.

Well, look at the hero.

Well, pinch me, I'm dreaming. Here is a first.

Well, unless you get him a blindfold, I'm going to kick him!

Well, well, whatever will I do?

Well, where do I start?

Well, yes. We're having a big human party.

Well, you know, in the moment, it'll be really strong.

Well, you're a good horse. Okay...

Were you off having fun? Laughing with your barnyard buddies?

Whassup?

Whassup? Milk me!

What about this?

What about you? I mean, if that's too personal, you know.

What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

What are you doing? Would you stop? Come on.

What are you gonna name him?

What did you do that for?

What do we do now? Who's gonna protect us from the coyotes?

What do you mean, "What now?"

What do you think?

What else was I gonna do? He saw you.

What happened, Otis? Oh, please don't say, "Nothing."

What happened? What? What? What?

What is that farmer up to? You know what?

What kind of animal is that?

What we got here is probably some teenagers

What you looking at, Turkey?

What you looking at?

What you think was gonna happen?

What you want is a boombastic Romantic, fantastic lover

What, do you wanna be a hero, cow?

What, were you raised in a barn?

What?

What? What? What happened?

What? You mean like stuck halfway, so she'd be a cow and a half?

What? You want some of this?

What's this?

What's with the look?

Whatever. I'll do what I want.

When you are with me, your eyes are on me, not her.

Where they all ask for you

Where were you this morning, Otis?

Where'd it go? I don't know.

While we eat your friends?

Who's here? Moo! It's me! Moo!

Why do you do this to me? How do you think that makes me look?

Why don't you just go have fun, all right? I can do this.

Wild Mike!

Wild Mike! Wild Mike!

Wild Mike! Wild Mike! Wild Mike!

Wild Mike. Wild Mike.

Will you stop doing that?

With our backsides shaking We'll go hitting the hay

With us celebrating our humanness.

Won't be turned around

Work with me. Not looking.

Worried about what? I so had that covered.

Would you cut it out? We need something bigger.

Would you look at that? The world is going crazy.

Would you not do that?

Wow, I am so sorry about that.

Wow! This is amazing.

Wrong number.

Yeah, give him the puncher! Smack him!

Yeah, hi. Hey, there. Having a good day? Yeah.

Yeah, I guess they could.

Yeah, I saw you drink out of a toilet once.

Yeah, I tried to tell them no, you know? But they were just so...

Yeah, I'll watch your juicy back.

Yeah, like, like... What if it gets stuck or something?

Yeah, she's a cupcake.

Yeah, something happened with their herd.

Yeah, such as?

Yeah, that's a nice thought, Daisy. That's a really nice thought.

Yeah, this really isn't the best time.

Yeah, watch.

Yeah, we'll shake them up a bit, send them home. You know kids.

Yeah, you could have made a difference had you been there for him,

Yeah!

Yeah! Righteous!

Yeah. It seems like forever ago now, but...

Yeah. Yeah, I really should go, Mr. Jordan Air.

Yeah. Yeah, that's that saying thing, right?

Yeah. You hang on there, buddy.

Yes, I know exactly where Otis is.

Yes, this is Nora Beady.

Yes, you did. You just did.

You ain't in show business.

You all know that Ben always intended for Otis to take his place.

You are gonna love this! I'll tell you... You the most, because

You better hold on tight and pray

You better hold on tight When we go hitting the hay

You boys just steer clear of Otis, all right?

You can stand me up at the gates of hell

You can't do this alone. They could kill you.

You can't eat cheese?

You can't fight it, Otis. You're a born party animal.

You could have killed him!

You didn't do that!

You dog!

You got hit with a soccer ball.

You guys can handle things better than I ever could.

You have a lot to learn.

You have us at a bit of a disadvantage here, Ben.

You know how much we like the hens.

You know it's coyote season.

You know me, ladykiller.

You know what happened? I froze. Okay?

You know what I think?

You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go right in your ear!

You know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about. Yeah.

You know what? Switch those.

You know what? Too bad. Cough it up.

You know what? You don't need to be doing this.

You know what? You keep it. It's dirty now.

You know, because I'm a meaner.

You know, before you became a nightmare.

You know, I know I always said that I wasn't you, and I'm not.

You know, it's times like this when I really like to say...

You know, when you turn to the side, it gets a little lumpy.

You promised to help me with the brush around the fence.

You see, I...

You thought you could come into my den?

You thought you could fill his shoes?

You won't be taking any hens tonight.

You, my friend, are a laugher. And every...

You'll never be happy if you spend all your time goofing off.

You're a big meanie.

You're a wonderful species.

You're late. Come on.

You've come to the wrong place.

Your mind's gone, woman.

Your point?

And your shift tonight? I'll be there.

Behind you! Watch out!

Cake? Cake has egg products.

Can you see my hand? Listen now, listen up.

Daisy's... She's having her baby, dude.

Didn't we all know that? Right? Just take a seat.

Do you need any help? No, I don't like help.

Dude, I love parties! Can I... No.

Duke, who's gonna run the meeting? That's what the meeting's about.

Everybody just get back to your... Wild Mike. Wild Mike.

Filet! What are you doing?

First you hold on tight Hold on tight

Freddy? Nothing.

He said, "Let go." All right. He's okay.

Hello, Son. Dad,

Here comes trou... Ble!

Here's... No, don't. I don't want to know.

Hey, Benny boy. Hi.

Hey, Duke, did I say "Cow and a half"? I'm not doing this.

Hey, Pig? What?

Hey, you drink potty water. You drink potty water!

Hey! Sorry, man.

Hi. Hey.

I don't have a sister. Oh, yeah.

I smell buttermilk. Shut up! Shut up!

I'm going, too. No, Pip, stay here.

I'm gonna call someone. Oh, leave him be.

Is she all right? We've gotta get back. Yeah.

It was nice to meet you, Otis. Yeah, too you.

It was the gophers, wasn't it? Well, I...

It's beautiful, isn't it? My cud?

It's go time! I'll try it. I'm down.

Let's get out of here! Come on, move it!

Me, neither. That's nasty.

No way. No way. We'd be in trouble.

No! Hi!

Oh geez, you're on my foot again. Sorry.

Oh, goodness gracious. What is it? What is it?

Oh, he remembers. I remember.

Oh, man! Man, oh, man!

Oh, man. Here we go. I know.

Oh, yeah, fear... Less.

Okay, chick. Just run along now. Bye, Oaty.

Okay, meeting's in five minutes. Okay, boss.

One, two... Yeah.

Otis! Oaty!

Otis? Oh, Ben, don't worry.

Otis? Yeah?

Pip, help me out here. Wild Mike. Wild Mike.

Pip? I'd have to go with the iron, man.

Pr... Ice...

Pregnant? Yeah, sure. I mean...

Price... Less.

Q! Oh, man, you're killing me, dude.

Really? Sure. I mean, it's only right. I mean...

Return to your designated quadrants. Wild Mike. Wild Mike.

Run! Stop touching me!

Shotgun! Piggyback!

Show it. It's right here.

Show it. It's right there.

Show it. Show it. It's right here.

Sit. And I'm sitting.

Something fell on his head, and... I got it.

Talking the talk and walking the walk. Walkie talkie, huh?

Tell me, what was he like? My pop?

The night. Yeah, that, too. Yeah, it's nice.

Then you dance all night Dance all night

There's no way this is happening. Wild Mike. Wild Mike.

This is it. Goodbye. They're taping Cops.

This is not my responsibility. I hear you.

This is ridiculous! Wild Mike!

Too bad we can't go in there. Yeah.

Trou... Ble!

Trou... Ble.

Watch your hoof. I'll spot you. I'll spot you.

We gotta ditch the body. Stop it!

We gotta whack him. There will be no whacking, okay?

We're okay. Great.

What is that? I'm lactose intolerant.

What? Nothing.

What? Wild Mike.

What? You're a meaner.

What's going on? I don't believe it.

What's that smell? Stop it! Stop it!

Where'd you get that apple? This apple?

Wild Mike. I'm not doing this, okay?

Yeah, he remembers. He's remembering.

Yeah, it's all about us now. You've got that right, Otis.

Yeah, rain check. Yeah, that. Check.

You still want to go, don't you? Yeah, I really do.

You'll look after things? Be proud to.

You're in charge now. I'm what?

You're mad! Let's do this!

"A strong man stands up for himself.

"A stronger man can bridge the gap between..."

"I don't want to be selfish. What's mine is mine, and..."

"I mean, it's my shift, not his. It isn't his!" You know?

"I'm going to sit and watch TV and be a lump."

"Round." You're fat.

"We can't be staying out late."

Barnyard
"Barnyard" is a delightful animated movie released in 2006 that takes place on a lively farm. Directed by Steve Oedekerk, this family-friendly film brings together a lovable cast of anthropomorphic animals who embark on exciting adventures, teach valuable life lessons, and provide plenty of laughs along the way. The main character of "Barnyard" is Otis, a carefree and mischievous cow voiced by Kevin James. Otis enjoys goofing around with his best friends, including Daisy, a lovely cow voiced by Courteney Cox, and Pig, a portly but lovable pig voiced by Tino Insana. The talented ensemble cast also features Sam Elliott as Ben, the wise and stern leader of the barnyard, and Wanda Sykes as Bessy, a sassy and assertive cow. As the animals go about their daily lives on the farm, they make sure to keep their human owners blissfully unaware of their secret adventures. However, Otis soon finds himself facing a tremendous responsibility when tragedy strikes and Ben, his adoptive father, tragically passes away. With the guidance of his wise friends, Otis must learn to step up and protect the barnyard from wild coyotes led by the fearsome Dag, voiced by David Koechner. "Barnyard" is more than just a joyful animated movie – it is also a story that imparts important life lessons. Otis, originally known for his carefree attitude, learns the value of taking on responsibility and defending his loved ones. Courage, friendship, and the power of believing in oneself are central themes that resonate with both children and adults alike. One aspect that greatly complements the storytelling in "Barnyard" is its impressive soundtrack. Composed by John Debney, the music perfectly captures the spirit of the farm. Highlighting a blend of country, rock, and folk influences, the soundtrack features a variety of original songs and toe-tapping tunes that enhance the film's engaging scenes. From heartwarming ballads to upbeat melodies, the music of "Barnyard" sets the stage for vivid storytelling and showcases the emotional depth of the characters. If you're eager to immerse yourself in the delightful world of "Barnyard," you'll be pleased to know that you can play and download its marvelous sounds right here. Immerse yourself in the lively rhythms of the barnyard with toe-tapping tracks like "Walking Tall," which captures the movie's adventurous moments, or "You Gotta Move It," a catchy tune that will have you singing along in no time. For those seeking a more reflective experience, the soundtrack also offers poignant songs like "I'm Sorry" and "Endless Nights." These soul-stirring melodies truly encompass the heartfelt moments that "Barnyard" shares with its audience, reminding us of the importance of love, friendship, and never giving up. Whether you're a fan of animated movies, country music, or heartwarming tales, "Barnyard" is an excellent choice for entertainment. Released in 2006, this film continues to captivate audiences of all ages with its charming characters, engaging storylines, and memorable music. So gather your loved ones, prepare some popcorn, and get ready to embark on an unforgettable journey to the Barnyard, where the animals are always ready for an adventure. So why wait any longer? Play and download the enchanting soundtrack of "Barnyard" today, and let the fun and magic unfold in your very own home.
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