Jonah A VeggieTales Movie (2002) Animation Edit

A little cash, or cash equivalents.

A little stock, a little bonds,

A message

A message from the Lord

A message from the Lord

A message from the Lord

A message from the Lord

A message from the Lord. A message from the Lord.

A message? For who?

A new message? Yes, what's that?

Act against your curls of cheese.

After three days, Jonah noticed something strange happening.

All right men, Go Fish.

All right, name the town. I'll be on my way first thing in the morning.

All right, you lazies.

All right. Good show, everyone.

All right. I admit it. It's my fault. All my fault.

All right. I did my job.

All right. You can come in.

All right. You two, follow me.

All together now.

All we need to do is get this whale to swim to Nineveh!

All your whining made me hungry. It was just a weed.

Am I in heaven?

And an angry mother porcupine shot out our tires

And because he is merciful, he gave you a second chance!

And besides that, we don't really sail.

And caused a plant to grow that shaded him from the hot sun.

And compassionate. And merciful.

And he rolls it up in a napkin. He's the one that makes it into that little swan shape.

And I'll make sure you all have backstage passes!

And I'll sell the plush toys.

And I'm running away from him.

And if we follow God's commands

And if you follow God's commands

And it ain't gonna let up until we know who that somebody is.

And just like he promised, he headed straight for Nineveh!

And let the asparagus and his friends go free.

And maybe some scampi.

And Nineveh Well, they're not

And Nineveh Well, they're not

And now everyone's in terrible danger all because of me.

And now it looks like we aren't going to make it at all.

And one of her babies got me.

And pirates!

And so should we.

And that is where I heard the tale

And that is why he sent you.

And the great monster spit me up on the shore

And the prize was...

And then maybe some snacks.

And then perhaps push this black bubbly thingy.

And then porcupines!

And then pulls the cord...

And they asked God for a second chance.

And they go hand in hand.

And this night, there was a message that would change Jonah's life.

And underwear!

And we need to give second chances,

And what fun would that be?

And when you told them what they were doing wrong, they said they were sorry.

And you wanna help them.

And you, how can you sleep at a time like this?

And you'll never guess what we found in bag 497.

And you're

And, believe it or not, in this town, we are famous.

And, especially, stop slapping people with fishes

Any town in Israel, just ask me I'll be in it

Anyway, Jonah loved helping his friends by bringing them God's messages.

Are these fish fresh?

Are you guys still doing that pirate thing?

As I was saying,

At all.

Aye aye, Captain!

Be a friend Say your prayers

Because God is compassionate! He wanted to help you.

Because I won the Twippo Sweepstakes.

Beside the fact that we were low on funds,

Better check your menu again. We got two specials today,

But all the same, like Jonah there is something you can do

But did he give him a second chance, even though he didn't deserve it?

But I don't want to go to...

But I still have a positive mental attitude because of my motivational tapes.

But I... The worm...

But I'm okay with that now.

But I'm the only one who gets to meet him,

But if you don't mind, I think I'll just get some rest.

But in addition to our enviably fashionable headgear,

But in the process, will break the heart of the woman you love.

But it didn't seem like anything was happening.

But let's try not to brag about it.

But mercy is even more important.

But Nineveh

But Nineveh That is just absurd

But that's not entirely accurate.

But that's not the case So for now we'll have to say

But that's the last time I pick him for a copilot.

But the camels...

But the world doesn't need more people who are big and important.

But they wouldn't let us in, so I guess we're going home.

But under the circumstances, you know, with you dying and all...

But we won't know for sure until we figure it out scientifically.

But what did Jonah learn?

But when a prophet talked, everybody listened.

But who will I talk to?

But you can't sail to Nineveh. It's landlocked. See?

But you're not dead.

But, Junior, it was my fault.

But, no. "Put it all in cheese curls," he says.

But, you see, my new friend and I are going to Tarshish

But...

By the way, you aren't gonna want that refund, are you?

Cabin.

Captain Ahab's Moby Blaster. My favorite.

Carlyle, please don't speak to me.

Carlyle? Reginald? Carlyle!

Come again?

Come on, wake up. We got trouble.

Come on! Give it here!

Come on. We have contractual obligations to finish this one.

Come on. We were just starting to have fun.

Coming back for a visit, are you?

Compassion and mercy From me to you and you to me

Compassion and mercy From me to you and you to me

Crime fighting runs very deep in my family.

Croquet is my specialty.

Damascus or Jerusalem I'll be there in a minute

Dear people, I bring you a message from the Lord.

Delivering the message to Nineveh.

Did you say something?

Didn't you hear our song?

Ding dong

Do not fight Do not cheat

Do not laugh It's not a joke

Do not laugh It's not a joke

Do not worry, the first one is free.

Do what's right Don't provoke

Do you mind?

Do you prefer "poking" or "non poking?"

Don't do drugs Stay in school

Don't eat beetles, flies or gnats

Don't eat pigs Don't eat bats

Don't you see? God wants to give everyone a second chance.

Don't you think?

Drive into the river, Bob Oh, drive into the river, Bob...

Enjoy your stay in Nineveh.

Even if they don't deserve it.

Even if they don't deserve them. But what's that got to do with us?

Even if you had the money,

Even now, God was compassionate towards Jonah

Even though we'd never sailed before, we took to it like a fish to water.

Every winter, my cousin from Moose Lake asks me to take care of this.

Everyone deserves to get a second chance from you

Everyone must've been really happy, right?

Exactly what God wants to see And, yes, that is the point

Exactly what God wants to see And, yes, that is the point

Excuse me, gentlemen.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. What have they done?

Fellows, please!

Fellows, please!

Fire one!

Fire three!

First aid in the second grade

First aid in the twelfth grade

Follow them and you're no fool A message from the Lord

For their punishment,

For years I've been your messenger from Moresheth to Gath

From the Lord.

From town to town, delivering God's messages.

Get it! Get it! Fix it! Stick it in! Put it back!

Get it! Get it! Fix it! Stick it in! Put it back!

Get up and pray to your god.

Go in, give the message, get out. Go in, give the message, get out.

God gave me a job to do, and I disobeyed him.

God used to deliver messages to Israel.

Good morning, Jonah. What's the word?

Good one, Phillipe. You are one clever pea, no?

Good. 'Cause we spent it, every last penny, on cheese curls.

Got eaten up by a giant whale But managed not to be dead

Got it.

Gotta use a megaphone to get it through to his head

Had something to do with the movie you just saw

Hang on

Has it ever occurred to you that maybe God loves everybody?

Has nothing to do with the movie so we'll say

Has nothing to do with the movie so we'll say

Have we met?

Have you ever seen anything so pathetic?

He did not get the point

He did not get the point

He did not get the point

He did not get the point

He fell out of a fishing boat Splashed into the sea

He had no idea they weren't supposed to do that stuff.

He has been in the Great Fish. We must hear the message.

He nearly was dismembered

He needed first aid in the third grade He needed first aid in the third grade

He needed first aid in the twelfth grade

He said he was sorry and that he'd do better next time, but no way.

He told God that if he got another chance,

He told me to go to Nineveh, but I didn't listen.

He walked into financial aid Fell and broke a bone

He was kind of like a mailman, except his letters came straight from God.

He winny at the Ping Pong

He wondered if maybe God was forgetting something.

He would go to Nineveh, even though he didn't like those people very much.

He's going to Nineveh.

Heaven loves a heart that cares

Heaven loves a heart that cares

Hello, Mr. Jonah. What's the word?

Hello?

Hello?

Hey, I bet we could get him in.

Hey, I saw that in the menu. What is that? What's "compassion"?

Hey, it's your own fault for teasing me.

Hey, look! Here comes a city official to greet us.

Hey, look! It's the cheese curls blokes.

Hey, Tomato.

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey.

Hey. I can't move.

Hey. Wait a minute. I just remembered something.

Hey. What are you doing here?

Hey. What? Oh, man. I need a Tums.

High octane, dual propeller, pull ignition outboard motor.

Hold up

How am I supposed to cheat at Go Fish?

How did you do that?

How in the world are we gonna change two flat tires?

Hurry!

I am a caterpillar. Well, that is only half true.

I am a caterpillar. Well, that's only half true.

I am a Hebrew, and I worship the Lord,

I am a skilled metalworker. I did not know that.

I am a small business operator. A traveling salesman.

I am not going to Nineveh.

I am out of here.

I am telling you, those people do not know right from wrong.

I beg your pardon.

I bet you are wondering why I am here.

I can't believe I did that.

I can't move, either.

I don't know what that means.

I don't know. I don't know about any bald bunnies.

I don't really want to talk about it.

I don't see why not.

I guess everyone deserves a second chance.

I guess it just wasn't meant to be.

I hate to break up the party, but who needed a tow?

I have no new messages.

I have to go to the bathroom.

I just need some rest.

I lost my ticket.

I mean, how could I be?

I mean, they had done some terrible stuff.

I picked a safe distance so we won't get singed.

I ran the other way.

I said I was sorry. I'll do better next time.

I said, it ain't a pretty sight, no

I said, while they were on the tour, I was in the belly of a whale!

I sell Persian rugs door to door.

I think we'll all agree this was somewhat misleading.

I thought for sure...

I thought it was about compassion, remember?

I told you, boys, no more cheese curls until you pay your tab.

I wanted to be big and important, just like you.

I warned them that they were going to get in big trouble.

I went to church back home in Arizona

I will be back to take your order.

I'll alert the king.

I'll just sit here under my weed and wait.

I'll tell you what's going on.

I'm a bald bunny Ain't got no fur

I'm afraid the only thing left is to be thrown into the sea.

I'm coming with you, Mr. Bob.

I'm coming, traveling buddy!

I'm going to die here in this whale.

I'm going to... I'm going...

I'm gonna go home and take a nap.

I'm having a rather bad day.

I'm just trying to have a positive outlook, you know.

I'M NO LOON!

I'm not aware of any Ninevehs in Israel.

I'm sorry, are you with these men?

I'm sorry.

I'm stuck.

I'm terribly sorry.

I've been meaning to shower, but...

I've done something terrible, and now I'm getting what I deserve.

I've got to get out of here.

I've got to get out of here.

If I was gonna be digested

If I'm not mistaken, he didn't do such a good job helping you with the map.

If what you are saying is true...

If you believe God's love is true

If you believe God's love is true

If you believe God's love is true

If you believe God's love is true

If you believe God's love is true

If you hadn't been teasing me with it, we wouldn't be in this mess, Laura.

If you want me, I'll be on the porch.

If you've been watching, you can spot it

If you've been watching, you can spot it

In fact, I'm going in the opposite direction.

In the meantime, would you like to have a seat?

Insight runs very deep in my family.

Is a golden ticket that'll change our lives forever.

Is it like the Bald Bunny song?

Is that fellow with you?

Is that you see the whale as half empty, but I see the whale as half full!

Is there anything you want me to tell Twippo when I meet him?

It gets us back to Joppa.

It has been delightful, but I must go now.

It is our friends from the ship!

It's a message of encouragement.

It's been so long, I...

It's Khalil. But you can call me Carlyle if you want to.

It's lovely this time of year.

It's me!

It's Mr. Twisty.

It's really hard to take How could you be so demanding?

It's time to watch God wipe them off the face of the Earth!

It's time to watch the fun.

It's you, Lord.

Jonah kept waiting.

Jonah prayed and asked God to forgive him for not obeying.

Jonah was a prophet

Jonah was a prophet

Jonah was a prophet

Jonah was a prophet

Jonah, where are you going?

Jonah?

Jonah.

Jonah.

Jonah.

Jonah. Jonah. Jonah.

Joppa, Aphek, Jezreel They're all just fine

Just a weed? It was my shade! It was my friend!

Khalil?

Khalil. You've got to get your gut into it.

Laura, you can have my ticket.

Let's do another Twippo song.

Let's just go home! I did what you said.

Lights! Lights!

Like two humps on a camel, you always sway the same way.

Look around you!

Look out!

Look, Junior, we couldn't help but notice

Look. I have the Jonah rugs,

Loser takes a swim.

Man the cannon!

Man, you gotta plan for the future.

Maybe enjoy a nice combo platter?

Maybe he'll have mercy on us and spare our lives.

Maybe we can still make it to the concert on time.

Maybe you don't have to walk the plank after all.

Mercy is when you give someone a second chance,

Money is no object.

Mr. Bob? How are we gonna get to the Twippo concert?

Mr. Twisty?

My fault.

My mother was a caterpillar. My father was a worm.

My ticket.

My uncle was a big star back at a comedy club in Nineveh.

Nada.

Need to, need to eat it, eat it

Needless to say, Jonah was shocked

Neither do I.

Next stop, Tarshish. I'll hoist the mainsail.

Nice one with the lights, Bob.

Nineveh is where I draw the line

Nineveh.

Nineveh.

No one around here has the time to sail all the way to Tarshish.

No one had ever told him before.

No, I don't think...

No, it cannot be

No, it cannot be

No, it's really...

No, we came straight from the big man himself.

No, you see, I'm from...

No! That's just it! I was in the whale for three days and nights!

No! Wait! I thought they were free samples.

No.

No. Blame him.

No. He figured God had something else in mind.

No. I can't hear you.

No. I do not work on the ship.

No. I'm done.

No. No. Listen to me. He takes one spoon, he takes one knife, and he takes one fork,

No. Nothing at all. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm very busy.

No. That's not how we get around.

Non.

Nope. Go fish.

Nope. Go fish.

Not "here" literally, but...

Not a bad gig, overall.

Not just you! That maybe he wants to give everyone a second chance?

Not really. It's more of a big musical number.

Not so fast Your life ain't over yet

Nothing at all?

Nothing.

Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid

Now Billy Joe McGuffrey Was a really clumsy kid

Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid

Now get out of here before my crab legs get cold.

Now, Jonah set sail

Now, Jonah was a prophet

Now, the people of Nineveh were particularly mean to Jonah's people,

Observe.

Of a man whose name was Jonah

Of course I do! Digestion runs very deep in my family.

Of Mr. Twisty's Twisted Cheese Curls!

Oh, dear Lord, how could you let this happen?

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear. Sounds like a standard "turn and repent" to me.

Oh, Lord, don't let us die for this man's sin.

Oh, Lord, you have sent this storm upon him for your own good reasons.

Oh, my.

Oh, really?

Oh, yeah? Well, if it wasn't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Oh, yes, and I'm very grateful...

Okay. Here's the deal.

On a pirate ship in a dreadful gale

On the 12th day of 12th grade I'll tell you what he did

On the first day of first grade I'll tell you what he did

Once we finally got out to sea, Jonah went below deck to rest a bit.

One more card.

One thousand four hundred and fifty eight bags

Only saltier.

Or for that matter, neither would a prophet like me.

Or maybe you could help me with the map.

Or this entire city will be destroyed!

Our god is the god

Our god is the god

Our god is the god

Our god is the god

Our god is the god

Our reputation precedes us.

Our wives

People being unkind? Lying? Stealing?

Perfect. How much?

Perhaps I can be of assistance.

Perhaps I could help.

Perhaps if one first pushes the black bubbly thingy

Perhaps you've never been there.

Ping Pong. I can play Ping Pong.

Please make yourselves comfortable.

Please, don't send me there with a message of your mercy

Porcupine!

Porcupine!

Porcupine.

Praise the Lord He's the god of second chances

Praise the Lord He's the god of second chances

Praise the Lord He's the god of second chances

Praise the Lord He's the god of second chances

Proceed.

Put four tassels on your cloak

Put four tassels on your cloak

Reginald! Good to see you.

Remember that money you gave us?

Remotely pertains to the movie's basic plot

Right there. Next to the grill.

Right this way. You can't miss it.

Right.

Second chances

Second chances Second chances

Second chances Second chances

Second chances Second chances

Second chances Second chances

See, the guy, one guy, all he does, he just folds these napkins.

See, we're here to tell you all about

Serves you right. It's your own fault for waving it around in my face.

Seven zero.

She was teasing me, and now she's getting what she deserves.

Shiloh, Gilgal, Jericho Just say the word

Shouldn't you be looking out for your tow truck?

Showed them all his bills and got a great big college loan

Shrimp, shrimp Need it, need it

Six zero.

Slap them.

Smell him.

Smell him.

Smells like Wisconsin.

So forget about Tarshish.

So God told the whale to burp up Jonah, and Jonah got his second chance.

So I ran. I ran, and I ended up here.

So if you say you're sorry for all the stuff you do

So poor old Jonah Now he's all alone

So that I could bring you all a message.

So what did he do?

So what do we do now?

So what do you know how to do?

So why are you here?

So, did he get another chance?

So, every night before he went to sleep, Jonah would pray and ask God

So, fire! Brimstone! Whatever! You pick! Right over there!

So, from inside the whale,

So, Jonah waited for God to destroy Nineveh.

So, now that they've had their warning,

So, the answer is no.

So, the King and the people of Nineveh said they were sorry,

Somebody up there must be really upset with somebody down here.

Something about Nineveh makes you feel sad inside?

Something touched me! There's something in the water!

Sometimes the messages were good. Sometimes they were not so good.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Speaking of mercy, have any of you heard the story of a man named Jonah?

Stay away from all of that A message from the Lord

Steak and shrimp Steak and shrimp

Steak, steak Eat it, eat it

Stop cheating. Stop lying.

Stop it!

Stop it. There is no word. Nothing.

Stop right here, Reginald.

Take it easy, Jonah.

Take them away!

Tarshish?

Tell you what. I'll give you all a ride to the concert,

Thank you very much.

Thanks. You're a trouper. Ain't he a trouper?

That God would want him to deliver a message to his enemies.

That he didn't want to deliver. He didn't know what to do.

That he was going to help them, even though they didn't deserve it.

That I don't know.

That is a good one.

That is why he came to share a message from the Lord

That is why I've come to share a message from the Lord

That Nineveh wasn't in Israel at all. It was the capital of Assyria,

That really takes it out of you...

That rule has not been made so for now we'll have to say

That was easy.

That was pretty much Jonah's life.

That way you could earn more cheese curls.

That would make you a stranger, wouldn't it?

That's a hard question.

That's a skunk. I win.

That's ridiculous.

That's right, my cucumber friend.

That's right.

That's what I thought you'd say.

That's what I want to be.

The bad guys finally getting what they deserve.

The bag. It speaks.

The end!

The forgiveness that

The god of heaven, who made the sea and the land.

The golden ticket.

The menu?

The message.

The name's Angus. I sell cruise tickets.

The napkin guy.

The Persian rug business has not been going very well around here.

The question is, "What did you learn?"

The question, my friends, is not, "What did Jonah learn?"

The slap of no return!

The slap of no return!

The slap of no return!

The slapping!

The snacks in question were right out in the open in a large bowl!

The snacks in question were right out in the open in a large bowl!

The Taj Ma Haha. Standing room only.

The tow truck's on its way.

The way I see it, there is a reason for this storm.

The whale spit us out like so much bad couscous, and here we are now,

The woman's father is the head of an international ring of camel thieves.

The world needs more people who are nice.

Then I prayed to my god,

Then you should know what you should do

Then you should know what you should do

Then you should know what you should do

Then you should know what you should do

There is a woman in Nineveh, is there not? A beautiful young asparagus.

There is no word.

There is nothing quite as sweet A message from the Lord

There isn't gonna be a next time.

There must be some mistake A big misunderstanding

There once was a song that ran under the credits

There should be a rule that the song under the credits

There will be peace throughout our land

There will be peace throughout the land

There. I want to go there.

There's nothing like a cruise on the Great Sea

These are the credits So this is where it goes

These are the men. Arrest them at once.

These are the perpetrators of the heinous

These four men and that small, whatever it is...

They didn't know the difference between right and wrong.

They even slapped each other with fishes.

They lied. They stole.

They paid for a full 79 minutes of entertainment, pal. Get back in the booth.

They put down their mackerels and their halibuts,

They were right out there in the open in a big bowl.

Thievery. High theft against the Royal City of Nineveh.

This ain't a pretty picture, no

This boy needs some help!

This doesn't look good.

This is going to be great!

This is quite a lot of rules

This is the song that runs under the credits

This story is about both of them.

This very day, you set sail for Tarshish

This was a memorable day because he showed up.

This, my friends, is a Jupiter 1,600 horsepower,

To break the back of the camel thieves.

To clean the sand out of your wicket, aye?

To deliver a message that will break the back of the camel thieves,

To win the Mr. Twisty's Twisted Cheese Curl Sweepstakes.

Town to town, bringing God's messages to his friends.

Traveling buddy? Where are you?

Tree.

Turn back!

Turn back! Turn back!

Turn back! Turn back!

Twelfth grade.

Two flat tires.

Underwear.

Very deep in your family.

Very nice.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. That's it.

Wait!

Wash your hands before you eat

Watch your tongue, matey, or we'll have to...

We ain't got no ammo!

We also got a tour of the Mr. Twisty's factory, right here in Nineveh.

We are going to die!

We are The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

We are The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.

We are your chosen people

We are your chosen people

We can be a team.

We can make our plans to save those camels tomorrow.

We celebrate the Great Fish in our art.

We couldn't possibly.

We find it helpful to illustrate with a little story.

We get the Ho Ho and the Ding Dong

We just stay home and lie around

We know that he'll be ready with a second chance for you

We tell the tale 'cause in a whale

We were in the neighborhood, so we thought we'd...

We were somebody! We were celebrities!

We will live long and happy lives

We won the Mr. Twisty's Twisted Cheese Curl Sweepstakes!

We'll be right back on track.

We're all gonna be fish food if I don't get some help.

We're going to be digested!

We're going to your concert tonight. At least, we were.

We're in a storm. Like I've never seen before.

We're inside a whale!

We're on your side.

We're telling a little story.

We're The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, remember?

We're very busy with cargo and stuff.

We've got a message for you.

Well, almost everyone.

Well, as I understand it,

Well, compassion is when you see that someone needs help,

Well, for everyone! For the whole city.

Well, God saw that Jonah needed help, and he wanted to help him.

Well, how does it work?

Well, I did what I was supposed to do.

Well, I have a concert tonight, but I'm running late.

Well, I have a message.

Well, I learned that we need to help people who need help.

Well, I...

Well, I...

Well, I'm flattered.

Well, I'm glad that's over.

Well, I'm pretty good at lawn darts.

Well, if it's a ride you need, I've plenty of room on my bus.

Well, if they get a second chance, those fish slappers,

Well, if you have a few days, you could sail down to Egypt.

Well, Jonah, old buddy. It was nice knowing you.

Well, never before had he gotten a message from God

Well, of course you haven't.

Well, sirs. The asparagus hit me in the head with a guitar,

Well, the king was very upset.

Well, what can we do?

Well, what do you want? A big musical number?

Well, would you like to hear a song about it?

Well, yeah, but...

Well, yeah!

Well, yes, I suppose.

Well, yes.

Well, yes. I suppose so. But I...

Well, you could work here for me.

Well, you don't need to be so down about it, Mr. Grumpypants!

Were you in the bowling ball, too?

Whale chow

What a life. You are a big shot.

What a trip.

What are we doing?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

What are you?

What did you do that for?

What did you say?

What do you say, Jonah? Two out of three?

What do you want?

What happened?

What have I done? What have I done?

What is happening that is making you all cry like little babies?

What on earth? What are you doing here?

What was that all about?

What? Have I got something on my face?

What? How could you?

What? It got us here, didn't it?

What? Nineveh?

What? Nothing. There is no word.

What? The message. Yes.

What? They were fresh when we caught them.

What? What are you doing?

What? What, are we done? You mean, that's it?

What? What's happening?

What? Who are you?

What? Who's there?

What's "mercy"?

What's "Seafoo"?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's so funny?

What's that?

What's the farthest thing in the world from Nineveh?

What's the word, Jonah?

When do we start?

When I was a boy

When we get to Tarshish, Ho Hos on me.

When we get to Tarshish, you can deliver the message,

Where did we put them? Hey, Larry, have you seen the towelettes?

Where is it? Jericho? Damascus?

Where you going? I don't think we're done yet.

Where?

Where's the phone?

Which means he was one of the very special people

Which, despite its unseemly location, was a splendid experience.

Who are you?

Who do they think I am? Twippo?

Who goes there?

Who, me? My name is Khalil.

Who, us?

Who's there? Show yourself.

Why are you here now, instead of back in the belly of that whale?

Why don't you two wait here. I'm gonna go call a tow truck.

Why on earth do you take snack food so seriously?

Why, I sailed halfway across the world with these fine gentlemen.

Why, that was a very merciful thing to do.

Why, that would take weeks. It's the other end of the world.

Wished God would just wipe Nineveh off the face of the Earth.

With the optional chrome trim package.

Won't you at least give the guilty parties a chance to speak in their own defense?

Wonderful. It must be time for my speech.

Would you look at yourself!

Wouldn't it be nice if the song under the credits

Wow. What a shot.

Yeah, and ALF is on in a half hour, so I don't think we should...

Yeah, everyone but me.

Yeah, I'd be moping, too

Yeah, Twippo.

Yeah, what's the word?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Yeah.

Yeah. Everyone but me.

Yeah. Remember when we did that one thing with that one guy?

Yeah. There's that, too.

Yeah. We're gonna miss the Bald Bunny song.

Yeah. You were... You were...

Yep!

Yep. It sounded like God wanted to offer mercy to the Ninevites.

Yes, he's with us!

Yes, I noticed.

Yes, thank you very much.

Yes, we do!

Yes, well, that's lovely, Carlyle,

Yes, well...

Yes, well...

Yes, which way is Tarshish?

Yes! Very nice. Thank you.

Yes?

Yes.

Yes. How do we know if he is telling the truth, sire?

Yes. My name is Jonah. And I'm a prophet from...

Yes. Thank you. You're too kind.

You and God are like peas in a pod.

You are a skilled metalworker.

You are Jonah.

You are one cheating buccaneer.

You are pathetic.

You are powerful and attractive.

You are sad now, my friend?

You are the most famous prophet in the whole world.

You can all come with me.

You can be restored from your darkest circumstances

You can be restored from your darkest circumstances

You can find yourself a new traveling buddy. Goodbye.

You can get

You can't do that.

You can't have mercy without compassion.

You can't just leave me here all alone?

You care more about that weed than about all the people in Nineveh!

You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid

You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid

You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid

You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid

You didn't do what God requested

You do not run from your problems, but confront them face to face.

You don't have to do that. We've got a plank.

You don't have to rub it in.

You don't know what Nineveh is like.

You found better than that, traveling buddy!

You got a muskellunge?

You got any bass?

You got any trout?

You got electric eel?

You got off easy today.

You know that's right.

You know, he used to fold maps.

You know, humor runs very deep in my family.

You know, I don't like those people.

You know, I don't like those people.

You know, I'm usually not that clumsy in the car.

You know, Junior, I love your dad and all,

You know, mercy?

You know, patience runs very deep in my family, but not that deep.

You know, pirates have to pillage and plunder and...

You know, that may be just what I need.

You know, that still wasn't a very good way to end a story.

You know, the difference between you and me

You know, we call ourselves The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything,

You may speak.

You may speak.

You mean that Nineveh?

You see, ours is a god of mercy

You see, we work on a slightly higher level.

You should listen, too.

You still owe me from last week.

You tidy up around the ship?

You were having a little thing with your friend over there.

You were promised to be married, but your job is now in the way.

You'd think he would learn a lot from being saved from an awful spot

You'll be floored how his love your life enhances

You'll be floored How his love your life enhances

You'll be floored when you're restored from your darkest circumstances

You'll be floored when you're restored from your darkest circumstances

You're just getting what you deserve.

You're with them?

You've got a message for the whole city?

Your friend there, the big asparagus.

Your Highness?

Your kids

Your messages are meant for me

Your messages are meant for me and my brothers

Your messages are meant for me and my brothers

Your Royal Gourdliness,

"Most important!" I do not think this is going very well.

A story? Yep.

Aim this time! I was aiming!

Amen. Amen.

And I need to use your phone to call... A tow truck.

But he really never got it Sad but true

But he really never got it Sad but true

But he really never got it Sad but true

But he really never got it Sad but true

But he really never got it Sad but true

Cool. What is it?

Do I ever. I remember it like it was yesterday.

Down the hall, first door on the left. Thank you.

Good. Because I already know.

He works at night after everybody's gone. Yeah.

How's it going? Hey. What's up?

Hurry up! Hurry! I'm hurrying!

I can never tell where you're looking. You should talk.

I love Twippo. Me, too.

I need to call my wife. Here.

I see. Next to the Moby Blaster.

It's over? Yep.

Jonah? What?

Jonah. I'm sorry. I can't hear you.

Junior. Hey. Pretty close.

Lovely. By the way,

My ticket. Quick, get it.

Octopus? Bluegill?

Pull it back in. Hurry! Okay, okay! I got it!

So long. Thank you!

So, you're prophets, too? Not exactly.

That sounds good. Okay.

That's right. Two weeks ago.

The map. Sorry.

The whole city! That's rich!

They all do. Yep.

Tuna. Halibut.

Twippo! Twippo!

Very misleading. Don't go blaming yourself.

Well, I don't know if I'd say... I sell your licensed merchandise.

Well... He saw that those people needed help,

What was the message? Come on!

What will we do? We won't do anything.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yep. Yep.

Yes, Tarshish. Tarshish.

Yes, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Yes. Yes.

You bet. Oh, yeah.

You can't just leave! Can and am.

You do? And, Jonah,

You do? Yes.

You got a perch? No.

You have any pickerel? No.

You know me? Of course I do.

You know, technical competency runs... I know,

...have been found guilty of high thievery against the Royal City of Nineveh.

"A decree from the king! Let everyone call urgently to God.

"Let them give up their evil ways and their violence.

"Let's put it all in cheese curls," he says.

"Perhaps the god that brought this man out of the Great Fish

"will give us a second chance."

"Your honor, a bleached asparagus has a message for us all."