Night School Edit

A 178. That's like college, right?

A hero returns.

A hustler, a liar.

A little fun fact about me, I actually went here.

A lot of money in tips

A maverick.

A school.

A squared plus b squared equals c squared.

A squared plus b squared equals c squared.

A tuck in?

A what? Dental hygienist.

About 10 times.

Actually, I would like to observe for a minute, if that's okay.

Ah! You go, girl. That's my baby.

Ah...

Ain't no "H" in my name.

Ain't no bullshit in me.

Ain't that where you met your bottom bitch at?

AirDrop it to you.

All I'm sayin', fam... Forget it.

All right, all right.

All right, come here. You know what?

All right, everybody. This is a big day.

All right, guys, listen.

All right, I stashed the body.

All right, let's go ahead and do some introductions.

All right, let's make a toast.

All right, Marvin. Hit me. Thank you.

All right, Mila, how we lookin'?

All right, Piedmont High, make room for the night school crew!

All right, then.

All right, y'all.

All right, y'all. We got the party up in here tonight!

All right, you do the hard work, you get rewarded for it.

All right! Are you listening to me?

All right! Hey, everybody, I'm Mackenzie.

All right! Now, listen to me!

All right! What are we gonna do?

All right? I go to take a bite of my cheesecake,

All right? Say it with me.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Agree to disagree.

All right. When she pull up,

All we gotta do is hypotenuse it.

All we gotta do is use the Pythagorean theorem.

All yours, Teddy.

Also,

Also, that baseball coach slash principal guy, he's on his way.

Amen!

Amen! Yeah.

Amen! Yes, sir! Welcome, Brother Teddy.

And a teacher that actually believed in me,

And all the Lyft driving I've been doing,

And also I wanna have sex on a regular basis.

And as for the rest of you?

And begin.

And big surprise...

And check and see what his balls do.

And do not tell Lisa about this until it's a done deal.

And do that other stuff.

And don't act like you don't wanna be able to finally say that I'm dumb.

And even then it was, like, offering to give the cop my panties

And God willing, he'll wake up in a couple of hours.

And he doesn't know how to make a diorama.

And he looks strangely like Bruno Mars.

And he put 'em in the cheesecake to get out of paying.

And here you are.

And I admit,

And I am well within my rights

And I apologize.

And I blamed you.

And I can avoid juvie if I get my GED.

And I can't work her.

And I did not want that element in here.

And I don't know about you guys, but that's a win for me.

And I don't like spicy food, but this one...

And I dropped out of high school when I was pregnant with my first child.

And I had all the farmer markets smashed. No! No!

And I hate that I am teaching a room full of cheaters!

And I have a flash of news for you, guy. I manscape down here.

And I just got these pants, fam.

And I promise you, I'm done.

And I realized it wasn't just a movie.

And I take the bus.

And I'll tell you what to do after that because I'm in charge.

And I'm gonna need your support.

And I'm just not all that crazy about him.

And I'm not afraid to use it.

And I'm not your house cleaner.

And I'mma be rolling in the dough.

And if I don't get this second chance, then it's over for me.

And if you keep up with all the stuff that we've been doing,

And if you know Jay, that ain't gonna work.

And it turned out great for both of us.

And it wasn't until I met my amazing night school classmates,

And it's to make a diorama.

And judging by what you just said to me,

And just got replaced by a robot.

And maybe you could put your touch on this place, change the design?

And my rib, my Cleopatra, my queen, my bottom bitch,

And my son, we call him Little Mac, he has decided to drop out of school.

And now my windshield was...

And now, a pop quiz

And she live all the way in Arkansas.

And she pulled a 1500 on the practice test.

And stand on the side of a highway and hawk no goddamn chicken.

And that was the thrill of a lifetime, okay?

And that's different.

And the only thing that's really holding up this transition

And the other night, when I got my revenge,

And then Teddy,

And then we would jump onto the elementary school roof.

And then,

And these are the pubes of an African American guy.

And this isn't a ring.

And this world is stressing me out.

And to be honest with you,

And to my dad...

And unfortunately, we don't offer night school here.

And wait for you to make a new shank?

And we already know the value of two sides of the triangle.

And we can pop bottles all night

And what was really going on with you at the board, anyways?

And what's your name?

And when I get my GED, I'm gonna pursue my dreams

And who is she?

And you gonna take that test! Guys, guys, guys!

And you have to get a temp job.

And you know that. I don't know why I was so nervous.

And you take that test,

And you thought you didn't do good, but look at me now!

And, by the way, I think Denise has incredible titties.

And, wait for it, "no GED required."

Any pastor that's putting a thong on his balls ain't right with God.

Any time.

Any way I can get you to respectfully shut that baby up?

Anybody out there?

Anything is possible!

Are we done here, Stewart?

Are we just gonna gloss over the fact that we just watched a prison fight?

Are y'all in the Sunken Place?

Are you having a seizure?

Are you okay? I feel faint.

Are you on crack? It's Skype.

Are you ready? Good luck, guys.

Are you sure?

Aren't these beautiful? He did these just for us.

Aren't you a little old to be a pop star now?

Aren't you a little young to die?

Around 8:00 p.m.

As a loudmouth hustler with a boatload of learning disabilities.

As opposed to when we went to high school,

As we cross this stage,

Ashamed that I couldn't take a test.

Ashamed that I didn't learn like my classmates.

Ashamed that I let my family and my friends down.

Ask Stewart.

At the scene of the crime.

Attention, intruders. This is Principal Patowsky.

Babe, you seen my white out?

Baby, it's me.

Baby, that's amazing.

Baby, you can have whatever you like

Baby? Hmm?

Barbecue Nation. Barbecue Safari.

Basically, it's like dyslexia, but with math.

Basically, what you wanna do,

Beautiful and inspiring words. Thank you, Mikayla.

Because I don't know if you noticed the cerulean kind of undertone

Because I missed a few on purpose.

Because I wouldn't do that.

Because I'm getting a whole different vibe.

Because it's written sloppy.

Because it's your house, right?

Because that's what confuses you.

Because they found some Molly in my locker

Been talking about your kids and everything all day!

Before it's too late and we have to live in Randy's parents' laundry room.

Before you went and stole the test.

Being a little paranoid, aren't we, Stew? Am I?

Big Mac, man, I'm sorry about that. That hot chicken,

Big Mac.

Bitch.

Bobby got skills.

Bobby likes to hit piñatas!

Bobby, you supposed to be a hardened criminal, man.

Bobby. You a criminal.

Booty look good, don't it?

Boy, I was just playin' when I said that earlier.

Boy, I'm sorry. I'm just messin' with you.

Boy!

Brother Isaac, I'm a black man.

Brother Teddy, I have been waiting on the Lord

Brother Teddy.

Brother, I'm just tryin' to make a honest livin'.

Brother. Especially a black woman.

Busted!

But all that stuff was said out of love

But as magical as these moments that we've been having may be...

But as your unofficial financial adviser,

But hanging out with you guys scared the shit out of me.

But he said it out of love.

But here's the deal, Teddy. If you're trying to kiss my ass,

But I ain't feelin' this Mr. Miyagi shit. Okay?

But I can also tell that your wife isn't on the same page.

But I don't lie.

But I have work to do.

But I know you can. Mmm.

But I know you're actually covering up

But I like the way you nailed down the calculations on the pot odds.

But I love being a mom.

But I made it to the other side.

But I would love,

But I'mma take it again though.

But I'mma take it again!

But if you let me explain... No.

But my kale game, my kale game... No!

But my point is this, all those years ago

But now I'm going to become a dental hygienist.

But one that comes with a crushing loneliness.

But really, you're just looking at one thing.

But there are no decent sales jobs for an employee of the month at Barbecue City.

But they get the flavor in deep. Jaylen, Jaylen!

But they wouldn't have if I hadn't had put it on their lap.

But understand that I am okay.

But when you get to class,

But y'all gonna end up in stupid student debt.

But y'all should've thought about that

But you are not dumb!

But you can't go there.

But you don't divide it. You add it.

But you hate school so why are we even having this conversation?

But you would have to go to night school

But you're a hustler.

But, babe,

But, then, what did I just say?

Bye, babe.

Bye, boo. Hey!

Bye!

Call me.

Can I get a tour of the office?

Can I help you, sir?

Can you do that?

Can you just jump?

Carnitas? You like carnitas? There you go, girl.

Carrie said in order to use the Pythagorean theorem,

Carrie, can we just take down the 'tude?

Carrie, if you're not gonna help me,

Carrie, please.

Carrie, please.

Carrie, right? Oh...

Carrie, the thing with me is, I prefer to use the world as my classroom.

Carrie, those are very strong accusations.

Carrie! What's the square root of 81?

Carrie... At the party.

Carry on, Carrie.

Cat's out the bag! Get out! You're embarrassing us!

Charm the principal a little bit.

Chef Clemont also said that there will be no check.

Chef Clemont invited my entire team to dinner tonight.

Chef Clemont...

Chicken suit or not,

Chop him up?

Christian Chicken!

Class dismissed.

Cold feet?

Cold feet?

Come and get your chicken if you ready to start winning.

Come here!

Come here.

Come on up.

Come on, Carrie. Don't play right now. Just tell me the score.

Come on, Carrie. Look, look.

Come on, come on. Mac!

Come on, focus!

Come on, I'm dying!

Come on, man! Go ahead with that.

Come on, Mila!

Come on, Teddy, you got this.

Come on, Teddy.

Come on, Teddy.

Come on, Teddy. Come on.

Come on, Teddy. Focus!

Come on, we're clearing those neural pathways.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on. God, I can't wait to sleep.

Come on. Man.

Come on. Touch my big, black bat.

Come over here! Come over here!

Concentrate. Get rid of that mind chatter.

Concentrate. Teddy, concentrate.

Congratulations.

Cool!

Cool.

Crack it open like a walnut. Thank you. No, thank you.

Crack that nut like a walnut. Thank you. No, thank you.

Crack that nut open! Thank you. No, thank you.

Cut me a break, man! I've had enough!

Dad, I know you ain't never mean it

Damn it!

Damn! It's the PTA meeting.

Denise got hair on her titties.

Descriptive, my ass. That's racist.

Did you bring me some dried shamrocks, leprechaun?

Did you hypotenuse it?

Did you orchestrate this whole thing?

Difference is I didn't have a teacher like you

Do I look like a sheep to you, Marv?

Do I make myself clear?

Do me a favor. Yeah?

Do the congregation know he a freak like that?

Do what men do with women's asses. Oh, man!

Do you have something in your teeth?

Do you hear me, Mac? You're gonna hide this body.

Do you need help?

Do you smell gas?

Do yourself a favor

Does anybody else wanna try to take a crack at this?

Does that complete your order?

Don't be such a dick!

Don't come back to the apartment tonight.

Don't do this, Teddy.

Don't even look at him. Stewart's an asshole.

Don't let the doorknob hit you where the good Lord split you.

Don't shit me.

Don't take this the wrong way

Don't talk to me like that.

Don't you let me down!

Don't you run from me!

Don't! He's so little!

Done.

Dressed in street clothes,

Drive home safe. Oh, hey!

Drive your car.

Dude, I've been looking for a job everywhere, man.

Dude, Lisa's the best thing that ever happened to me.

Dudes that have a real job.

Dumbass.

During the day, I teach way too many classes

Dyscalculia? I don't even know how to pronounce that.

Dyscalculia. However you say it.

Earlier, you said, unlike these folks, you're not a night school type of person.

Enjoy it!

Enjoy your tacos. That smile can light up a room, can't it?

Enough, Bobby!

Enough, Bobby.

Enough! Finish him! Step on his head!

Enough. Looking at 18 things at one time,

Especially them short stay rooms.

Even if he didn't tell her, so what? Okay, here's the thing...

Even though he's super academic, he wears pink blazers sometimes.

Ever since you proposed, you haven't been yourself.

Every day, every night,

Every last one of you cheated.

Everybody knows that the customer's always right.

Everybody, come on.

Everyone sees right through you. Okay, how about we...

Everyone, take a seat.

Excellent! Good!

Excuse me for asking, but are you doing a black voice?

Excuse me, Carrie. I had actually got those tacos for you to eat.

Excuse me!

Excuse me!

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me? Hey! Nah, girl, you know he ain't got no gold.

Excuse me? You kind of loud.

Excuse me. This dance is for students only.

Explain to me what this stuff is.

Feel like it's a cloud of racism around me.

Feels weird, man!

Fiancée.

Final demonstration.

Find the value of "c."

Fire took me out of that thing.

Fired.

First identified by the 3.5 percenters, but that's another conversation.

First things first, let's get rid of this line.

Focus, Teddy! Focus!

Focus!

Focus!

Focus! Focus!

Focus! Let's go! Let's go!

Focus! Oh, God!

Focus.

Focus. You better get it right!

Fool, I'm gay.

For any of you who may have struggled to get it right the first time,

For learning disabilities.

For me and you.

For me, I first got woke when I seen Terminator.

For our first session of the semester. We start at 7:00.

For real. Like, what?

For STDs? That's not an issue.

For the fact that you're really just not that smart.

For us.

For way too little money.

For years, I've been pretending to be somebody else.

Forget I'm here.

Friends, friends, what is happening? What is happening?

From the burger joint, Mickey D's?

From working at He Man Movers for 30 years.

Fudge!

Game face, Lonnie.

GED!

Genius level.

Get across that roof, Mac.

Get back here!

Get buck! Get buck!

Get buck! Get buck! Get buck!

Get him!

Get it!

Get me out of here! Hey!

Get off the truck.

Get out of my face.

Get out of my...

Get out the car.

Get out the way, dude!

Get out the way, dude! Come on, man. I'll show you leaving.

Get out!

Get out!

Get what I want, which is my GED. Sounds pretty easy to me, Marv.

Get your arm out my face.

Get your ass up out of here. What? Say it again.

Girl, yeah, that's a little burnt leprechaun

Give it a rat tat tap! Good night!

Give me 30 seconds, okay? 30 seconds. Go.

Give me it back!

Give me that. No, I didn't think that.

Give me the answer! Say it!

Give me the Behind the Music about the chair.

Give me the damn answer. Tell me!

Glad y'all enjoyed the show.

Glory be!

Go ahead. Say hi.

Go get a job at the post office then!

Go in the kitchen, man.

Go mom it. Let's go. I'll try. I'll try.

Go on and have a good day now.

Go on.

Go out there before she does something with her butt.

Go over there and handle that situation at the drive through.

Go study!

Go to the library then.

Go, man! Hey! Who you honking at?

Go, T!

Go, Theresa!

Go!

God damn it.

God damn it. Like, literally, damn it.

God damn it. Lisa.

God don't see everything. Just let me know.

God is good.

God, I'm having the worst night!

God, that guy is a douchebag.

God!

God! What is your problem, man? What?

Goddamn!

Goddamn. What's your deal?

Goin' from cappin' bottles to hypotenuses and all that,

Going on two years.

Good luck, everybody.

Good morning, ladies.

Good to see you, bro. What's up, Ted?

Good to see you, lady.

Good to see you. Yes. Thank you.

Good. I've been in an accident.

Got it. Go! Go!

Grass fed beef, you don't know nothin' about no free range chicken.

Great! Superb!

Guys. Guys.

Has anybody here ever seen Stewart with his shirt off?

Have a good one.

He ain't told her shit.

He deserved that.

He didn't take it. I'm bad at it.

He don't know the answer!

He here, but he not.

He is quite frankly a terrible student

He is welcome to take my class if he wants.

He said it. Don't make him say it again.

He said you was bad. I didn't know you was that bad.

He sucks.

He took the money and ran off to Florida.

He was tough on me. He said some things.

He was wrongfully accused.

He what? He was turned on.

He's gettin' up! He's gettin' up!

He's gonna be a dental hygienist. Yes. Good for you, man!

He's in you. He's in you, ain't he?

He's jealous of your beauty.

He's lied four times.

He's saying "piñata."

Helium.

Hell yeah.

Hell, you get 400 points just for signing your name!

Hello, Cinnamon. Roxanne.

Hello, ladies. How was the shift?

Hello, Teddy.

Hello, Veronica. How was your shift?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Shit!

Help take it to the next level?

Help yourself to the goddamn study book.

Help!

Here, Carrie. Here. You check mine for me.

Here's the thing. All right?

Hey, all right!

Hey, anybody got anything? No.

Hey, babe.

Hey, babe.

Hey, baby. I miss you. Are you still at work?

Hey, Bobby, Bobby, shit just got real, man, what do we do?

Hey, brother, let me holler at you real quick.

Hey, can he really do that? Can he keep me from going here?

Hey, Carrie! Hey!

Hey, Carrie.

Hey, Dad! I did it, Dad!

Hey, guy. This is my demo.

Hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey! The results just came in.

Hey, hey, hey. Let's watch the language, please, Miss Carter.

Hey, lady. Dear Lord,

Hey, let me just say this, okay, while I got the platform.

Hey, man! I said don't do it.

Hey, Maya! Hey, Teddy.

Hey, now!

Hey, quick question, everybody.

Hey, so, give me a second. Hello?

Hey, Stew, you think you're taking the right approach here with these kids?

Hey, talk to me, man. How you doing?

Hey, Teddy!

Hey, Teddy! What's up, man?

Hey, what's up? I'm Mila.

Hey, y'all.

Hey, yo, what's up, bro? You hung up on me, man.

Hey, yo! Bobby, watch out, fam!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey.

Hey! My arm's kind of tingly.

Hey! Sellout!

Hey! Shit.

Hey! That's Teddy.

Hey! What you doing?

Hey! What's up, Stewart?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hi.

Hey. No loitering in my hall.

Hi, gang. My name is Theresa,

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Give me some, man. Congrats.

Hide it. Chop, burn, bury?

Hide. Burn it?

His damn shoulder is in his mouth.

His fiancée is out of his league.

Hit the road, Jack.

Hmm?

Hold on a second. We got a code red. We got a code red.

Hold on, Mama.

Hold on. Marv, let me hit you back. Yo! Oh, shit!

Hold up! Stop, stop! What you doing?

Hollywood, how you doin'?

Holy shit! It worked!

Honestly, I have so many ideas.

Honesty.

Honey, I'm home!

Honey, you don't want to offend him. You're his guest, right?

Honk once if you love chicken!

Honk twice if you love the Lord.

Hot lava! Non stops.

How about you, ma'am? Yeah.

How about you, young lady? Oh.

How can I be out there stealing the test, Miss Carrie?

How do I look? Do I look smart? You look unbelievable.

How do you know my name?

How does your fiancée feel about you being in night school?

How many classes do we have left? That was weird, right?

How you feelin' today, Teddy?

How your fiancée don't know where you at? It's after dark.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh.

Hush. Baby, I said be quiet.

Hypotenuse it! Wait, what did I just say?

I actually have to work for four hours right now.

I ain't going there.

I ain't got time for this. Teddy, please, just listen.

I am an innovator.

I am here to teach if you're here to learn.

I am in a loveless marriage. Please.

I am not participating in this!

I am prepared. Mmm.

I am preparing them for the real world, Teddy.

I am so proud of you.

I am so proud of you. Yeah.

I am Teddy Walker.

I am the music teacher.

I am the principal of this high school. And I'm just dropping by to check on...

I am the principal of your child's school. I have to walk away now.

I am where I'm supposed to be. All right?

I am, babe, and it starts immediately.

I apologize if things have been a little crazy as of late.

I appreciate the whole "after school special" moment.

I appreciate you bringing this amazing, blazing, Satan chicken.

I appreciate your honesty.

I believe you planted these.

I bet that hurt your throat.

I blew it. I definitely blew that.

I came here to apologize.

I can do whatever I want, Teddy.

I can explain. It ain't what it look like.

I can give you a ride home for 10 bucks if you want.

I can jump, like, three feet!

I can just see you now, in the cutest outfit,

I can see it in your eyes, Morris.

I can smell cocoa butter and fried chicken at the same time.

I can work with this.

I can't believe I took off work for this shit.

I can't believe that I actually...

I can't believe we're gonna die over a GED practice test!

I can't even see. Where's my mirror?

I can't put on a chicken suit in 2018

I can't wait to be your porn star.

I can't work a brick wall.

I can't. I can't check it.

I cannot live a lifetime of driving around drunks in a Corolla.

I could probably hook you up.

I couldn't do math for shit when I was in school.

I couldn't get Bobby Flay to buy that beast.

I couldn't help but overhear your conversation.

I cut the crust off. Just how you like it.

I definitely didn't pass that one.

I did it, man! I did it!

I did it!

I did not get you fired.

I didn't do shit!

I didn't know if you had time for dinner or not

I didn't know you were so into chairs.

I didn't process none of that shit.

I didn't say anything about... You know what?

I didn't think about that. It is a business expense. Okay.

I didn't... Teddy.

I do.

I don't blame that girl for dumping you.

I don't care if he is your pastor!

I don't care if he's as dumb as a Minion.

I don't deserve it!

I don't even deal with politicians.

I don't get it.

I don't get paid by the head.

I don't got time to waste my time on the Pythagorean theorem.

I don't have nothin' to say to you!

I don't have to do housework anymore!

I don't know how to make the noise, but you know what I'm trying to say.

I don't know if I'm into this.

I don't know none of this shit. I need you.

I don't know shit.

I don't know the first thing about teaching biology.

I don't know this stuff.

I don't know what to say, man! Thank you!

I don't know what you put in me... It just hit me!

I don't know what you're into, man.

I don't know why. I have no idea why he's lookin' at me.

I don't know, fam. It might have worked.

I don't know, maybe you could stay with your night school friend.

I don't know, Mommy.

I don't know!

I don't know! Oh, God!

I don't know.

I don't know. He ain't got no friends.

I don't know. No!

I don't like cheaters.

I don't like him.

I don't like his attitude.

I don't like men that cheat.

I don't like women that cheat.

I don't mind that. I mean...

I don't need that. I haven't flirted since 1996,

I don't play by the...

I don't see no goddamn baby in there.

I don't think so.

I don't understand how that could be considered a lunch rush.

I don't wanna hear nothin' you got to say, man.

I don't wanna mess this one up, man.

I don't wanna study!

I don't work there yet.

I don't, man. The teacher is tough as hell.

I failed again.

I failed as a father.

I failed.

I failed.

I feel like this conversation's...

I figured.

I found this

I get it. That's the inside man, huh?

I get my GED, he gets his diploma.

I got a 117.

I got a touch of prostate cancer?

I got into education to make a difference in people's lives, not to ruin them.

I got it covered.

I got it right!

I got kicked out of my high school

I got learning herpes?

I got you.

I had a buck sixty coming to me, man! Okay. That's your fault!

I had grades. That's all I had.

I have a bat

I have it. I got it.

I have something to say to you, okay? What? What?

I haven't eaten breakfast. I don't know!

I heard a guy the other day say "I'm gonna crack that up like a walnut."

I just did this to get out of the house.

I just have one question before we do this.

I just know that with you by my side that anything is possible.

I just mean, I need you to show me the respect

I knew he would try this.

I knew it was a mistake. I knew it was a mistake.

I knew it! Now that you say it, it makes sense.

I knew it.

I know

I know I didn't get a perfect score.

I know it! I know it!

I know that much.

I know that that means that you're bullshitting.

I know this career change has been a lot.

I know what you did.

I know what you're doin', Teddy.

I know what's going on.

I know, Dad.

I know.

I laugh at how much we laughed.

I like women.

I live with my mom.

I look forward to seeing how you do on the midterm.

I love the weave!

I love you, too.

I love you, too.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you. And I'll... We'll do the tour when I'm done.

I love you. Love you back.

I mean, hell, we all did. Ain't that right, night school crew?

I mean, I don't know, just don't get shot, bro.

I mean, I done had a lot of chances.

I mean, I was doing all that stuff for Lisa.

I mean, it's life changing. Yeah.

I mean, it's not like she completely controls the purse strings.

I mean, like, no money.

I mean, like, really weird sex.

I mean, look at him.

I mean, one is too many pubes. If you could tell the chef.

I mean, our chemistry, it goes without saying, it's strong.

I mean, seriously, man?

I mean, that's actually one of my account managers.

I mean, there was a whole section that I didn't even understand.

I mean, there's so many things we could do.

I mean, why you gonna pick on me and profile me?

I mean, yeah, they looked at the answers,

I mean, you say you got dyslexia, dyscoglia...

I messed up a lot.

I need this GED!

I need you to go out there, and I need you to stall.

I need you to tell my fiancée there's been an accident.

I need your help. Put your damn hand down!

I noticed that your voice just went up a whole octave.

I orchestrated the whole thing. It was all me.

I passed!

I passed! I got a 146!

I passed! I passed!

I passed! Yo, I passed! Bobby passed!

I put so much time and energy into creating

I really hate to admit it, but with the language barrier

I really tried. I even did the butt stuff.

I rebuke you! I'm going to work.

I rebuke you! Rebuke!

I risked my life coming to this country

I rob a Whole Foods, bro. I rob a Whole Foods.

I said "processing disorder."

I said I ain't gettin' the pie. Pull up!

I said I don't want the pie. Okay. Ma'am.

I said I'mma take it again!

I said look around you.

I said that because Teddy and I went to school together.

I said two part hydrogen, one part oxygen.

I said wear all black. Why didn't you wear black?

I said yes!

I said, "Look, and my baby gonna like it."

I said, you can have whatever you like

I see you looking at...

I sense it. I know you do, too.

I sucked at all that. 20.

I sure did.

I take responsibility for it all. I was the mastermind.

I tell you what, if you're lying with her, don't lie to her.

I think a caper sounds fun.

I think about how proud Little Mac must be.

I think I mentioned that at our first meeting.

I think I might have hurt it.

I think that if students are excited about their environment,

I think that we're all gettin' off track.

I think that's pubic hair in the cake.

I think there's something in here.

I think you're a freakin' rock star.

I thought he was with us!

I thought it'd be more like a leaflet.

I thought that when I said all that stuff that you would listen to it.

I thought this was gonna be fun.

I told Randy that he was the first guy I slept with. Not true.

I told Stewart here I'd beat his ass if he didn't come and apologize.

I told them. He did.

I told you don't do the butt stuff.

I told you! What did I tell you?

I took a chance on a pimply faced teenager.

I wanna feel fit. Why am I even asking?

I want this.

I want you to crack this up like a walnut.

I want you to do what you do best and go be great.

I want you to think long and hard about if you really want this.

I was 27 when I got my first hand job.

I was actually the waiter at the restaurant

I was being sarcastic.

I was in there. Remember?

I was nervous, babe. I didn't know you'd smell it. I tried...

I was talking to Marv, and he says that they could really use somebody

I went through some of your old high school records.

I will find out, Teddy.

I will say it again! Say it again!

I will. I'm going, I'm going. Calm down.

I wish I could. I really do.

I wish I had you in my teeth.

I wonder why.

I work at a fast food joint.

I work. I have a job. I'm saving lives.

I worked in customer service for a long time.

I would absolutely love it

I'd like that.

I'll allow this to happen. We just tryin' to get a vibe, though.

I'll consider it on one condition.

I'll do all the work. I'll do it all. No, I'm...

I'll get your bed ready, baby.

I'll go home, I'll look at my chair, I get turned on in a second.

I'll just follow your lead, and I'll stand up.

I'll make sure I don't bring my Roomba to the next class.

I'll prove it! See?

I'll start.

I'll take some upper thigh, but for real, I really want to see some punani.

I'm a high school dropout.

I'm a high school dropout.

I'm a lesbian.

I'm a salesman, man. That's what I do, okay?

I'm about to get to the truth.

I'm actually going to set up the class right now

I'm all over the place.

I'm an honest man trying to make an honest living.

I'm basically pumped up about it. You know?

I'm blessed. I'm so blessed.

I'm blessed. So blessed!

I'm blessed. So blessed.

I'm blistering up.

I'm done with all of y'all. All of y'all can get up out my class.

I'm done with y'all. What?

I'm done with your explanations.

I'm feeling fine, Carrie,

I'm fighting

I'm finished.

I'm gay.

I'm giving you one star.

I'm glad you're here, Mac.

I'm goin' all out.

I'm goin' to college!

I'm going to Rainbows before they close.

I'm gonna be a dental hygienist.

I'm gonna be checking throughout the night.

I'm gonna drop you off here in a bad neighborhood. How 'bout that?

I'm gonna go on Monster.com right now, see if anything new popped up.

I'm gonna take a little bit of it. Get in there.

I'm in a different world out there, babe,

I'm in here with a bunch of kids,

I'm just as confounded by the materials as the rest of y'all. Feel me?

I'm just gonna stop.

I'm just not what you would call a "night school person."

I'm just trying to do what's right, Carrie.

I'm just...

I'm kinda busy right now. Mmm.

I'm never gonna let the dream go

I'm not a freak of nature, Stew.

I'm not gonna do that.

I'm not hustling no more.

I'm not in your car. I'm clearly in my car.

I'm not jokin' with you.

I'm not like the rest of these folks.

I'm not playin'.

I'm not processing it.

I'm not sayin' nothin'. I don't know nothin'.

I'm not sure if that's even a thing.

I'm not tryin' to play.

I'm obligated to tell you that this ring is way out of your budget.

I'm offended, too.

I'm offended.

I'm on my break.

I'm proud of you, boo.

I'm really, really proud of you.

I'm serious!

I'm serious.

I'm so happy for you.

I'm so proud of you.

I'm so sorry, baby.

I'm so sorry, Bobby.

I'm so sorry, Teddy.

I'm sorry I doubted you.

I'm sorry, buddy.

I'm sorry, do I know you?

I'm sorry, I have to go.

I'm sorry, it's kind of hard to hear you. There's a baby in the background.

I'm sorry, Teddy.

I'm sorry, what?

I'm sorry, what?

I'm sorry, what? May I please take it?

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry. What was the last part?

I'm struggling as well, guys.

I'm studying to get my GED like everybody else.

I'm talking about accepting who you are.

I'm talking about gettin' my GED.

I'm talking about honesty.

I'm talking, like, steamed lobster inside of macaroni and cheese

I'm Teddy Walker, and I'm a liar.

I'm Teddy Walker.

I'm the one with the hot glue gun in the middle of the night.

I'm the only one locked up here.

I'm Theresa. That's Jaylen, Mila,

I'm trippin'. I'm thinking along the lines of traffic school.

I'm trying to introduce myself...

I'm trying.

I'm turning Barbecue City

I'm working out. I'm trying to shed some lb's.

I'm your fiancée.

I'm your wife. I'm not your mommy,

I'm, like, really strong right now,

I'mma be a winner.

I'mma do my thing.

I'mma do the work. You'll see.

I'mma get in your business now.

I'mma get me a real fly car, and I'm gonna have me a nice girl.

I'mma make me some toilet punch after lockdown, baby.

I'mma succeed in the School of Life doing real stuff.

I'mma take it again though.

I'mma take it again.

I'mma take the test again, guys. That's right.

I'mma take the test again!

I'mma take the test again.

I've been outside honking for 15 minutes.

I've been studying to get my GED

I've been working for the last 14 years at the MacArthur bottling plant

I've got something for your ass.

If I don't get my GED, he's gonna drop out of high school.

If I don't get my GED, I'm going to prison.

If I got a processing... Oh, my God.

If I stand in the right spot in this parking lot,

If it's a birthmark, let us see it right now.

If it's your bottom bitch, she know you stupid, fam.

If my baby wants a tour, then she can get a tour.

If she's not around, then what's the point?

If that's what you want me to do.

If there is someone in here, you are trespassing

If we being real with it, I need as much help as I can get.

If we go by your theory, about the voice thing...

If you don't know me, then you couldn't truly love me.

If you get over 145, you pass.

If you got your GED... Huh?

If you just look me in the eyes... Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am!

If you know two sides,

If you let me explain... No, Teddy.

If you stole that test,

If you take me to a restaurant and you say, "Teddy, leave the tip,"

If you think that, then you don't know me.

If you wanna pursue acting, you can.

If you wanna succeed in my class,

If you would let me take you on a date.

If you're busting off in her guts like that,

If you're interested, I'd love to give you a tour of the school.

If you're not gonna do the work, drop the class.

If...

In fact, it's the complete opposite.

In fact, you might be the dumbest student at this school.

In my day, it was really innocent. Now it's all about the butt.

In my day, maybe once in your lifetime, you might get the end of a pinky

In the meantime, please stop paying for everything

In your face! Ha ha.

Is be cleaning the rooms at the Best Western.

Is everybody getting the same numbers? Hey, Marv!

Is for you to flexible with the hours.

Is gonna share the word about your precious poultry with the world.

Is me not having my GED.

Is that a fire drill? All right, everybody.

Is that right?

Is that students like you bring down the reputation of this high school.

Is that what this is all about?

Is the day that I lose her.

Is the one on the left your type?

Is this another science experiment?

Is this pubic hair in my damn dessert?

Is this somebody's carpet?

Is y'all little bitches listening?

It ain't that average chicken.

It all makes sense.

It doesn't matter. You know why?

It felt awful.

It is a business expense, but, Lis,

It is stressing me out.

It is time to pray. It's time to what?

It is with great pride

It just hit me what he said, honey.

It just kind of got on rewind, man!

It look like you towing my car. Did I park in the handicap spot?

It looked like he might've sauced his drawers, real talk.

It still is.

It was actually a 1540, Daddy.

It was either the back or the front,

It was his idea. He knows the school better than any of us.

It was me.

It was me.

It was prophecy.

It was terrible, man! Terrible!

It was very cool of you to take the fall for your classmates.

It was very lit.

It won't work. I see you, Teddy.

It'll be the hottest spot in Atlanta. Okay.

It'll mess up your jabos.

It's "turn up" time, Stewart.

It's 11:00 p.m. I mean, don't get me wrong.

It's a birthmark!

It's a birthmark! It's a birthmark!

It's a clean batch. I want this punch to stay that way.

It's a hexagon.

It's a lot.

It's a simple physics problem. Just jump.

It's amazing.

It's chicken from the Lord.

It's clear that Teddy really wants to treat.

It's come together.

It's descriptive.

It's fine.

It's five. Easy. Okay, you're looking at five squared.

It's fresh. It's clean.

It's gettin' repossessed.

It's got the flavor. I don't know if they use a needle,

It's hard to get that Cheeto dust off your hands.

It's in my mouth! You got my lips all chapped and shit!

It's just a coincidence, right?

It's just a sign that it's time for me to do something different.

It's kinda like a super power

It's like it's hot, but it's not.

It's like they watchin' you and you think you watchin' them!

It's my hair.

It's my phone. Those were my notes.

It's nitrogen. Right?

It's not a black voice. In actuality, not a black voice.

It's not a hard math problem.

It's not a sob story.

It's not even a real test! Listen.

It's not exactly a smoking gun, Stew.

It's not the same fast food

It's not working.

It's one of my favorites, actually.

It's probably fake, right?

It's Rainbows, you blessed heifer.

It's so good. LISA: One of my favorite things that he does.

It's so much.

It's so obvious.

It's so, so much.

It's still not funny.

It's the best Mexican here in the A.

It's time to pray. Gather 'round.

It's two part hydrogen...

Jay got a damn 146!

Jesus Christ!

Jesus! What is the capital of Belgium?

Just admit it, Teddy.

Just admit what?

Just doing what I do best, outshining Teddy's butt.

Just get the hell up out my class.

Just isn't gonna get it done for Teddy.

Just never mind the fact

Just pull up to the window, for the love...

Just so I can get a better idea of where you all are.

Just tap it! I can't stand here for this, okay?

Just tell me how many pepperonis are on the pizza.

Keep looking! Hands up, suckers!

Kinda looks like he's in prison.

Knowing good and well I already have five units to teach

Last class,

Last night, I saw the janitor cleaning Stewart's office

Laundry day. All my darks were in the wash.

Let me just start off by telling you guys a little something about me.

Let me pour some champagne for my fiancée.

Let me see it.

Let me see your smart face. Hit it. One, two, three.

Let me tell you something about Jay.

Let me tell you what else is hot. Your breath.

Let me walk you out.

Let us do so with the knowledge that with faith in ourselves,

Let us go forward from this day with confidence and with courage.

Let's celebrate then. Huh?

Let's do a photo.

Let's do it!

Let's do this.

Let's gather 'round. The hour's upon us.

Let's go shake that ass!

Let's go to prom, baby. Let's go to prom!

Let's go, Mac!

Let's go, Teddy. You got this, Teddy.

Let's just go. Let's go.

Let's just put it like this.

Let's just say it's 15 feet.

Let's keep it moving.

Let's make sure we do it right.

Let's see what Teddy brought us.

Let's share Jesus through our food. Let's go!

Like, Fifty Shades of Grey sex.

Like, I could do things to you. Legendary shit.

Like, not "make a baby" sex, but "45 minutes" sex.

Like, she's not like the teachers that we had back in the day.

Like, turn around, let me see that ass. Please, a little tit, somethin'.

Lis, you did an amazing job. You're gonna kill this.

Lisa does not know who I am.

Lisa knows that I'm a successful barbecue salesman.

Lisa, can you listen, please?

Lisa, I am not getting cold feet.

Lisa, please, just listen! What?

Lisa!

Lisa! Lisa... Lisa!

Lisa.

Lisa's cool as hell. She knows who you are.

Listen to me, though. Stop. Stop, okay?

Listen to me. Come on!

Listen, I hate to break up this pleasure party of delusion.

Listen, listen. I got it!

Listen, when we were in high school, you had everything that I wanted.

Listen... Oh, my God!

Literally, I'm telling you what it is.

Little Mac! What are you doing?

Little miniskirt, walking through the quad.

Little reverse psychology!

Look alive, people.

Look at you, all cute, making America great again.

Look, come or not, makes me no difference.

Look, next time Leon wanna stick somebody in a thong,

Look, the last thing I wanna do

Love you. Be ready.

Love you. Okay, bye. Love you. Have a good day.

Luis, I need to speak to you in the kitchen.

Luis, I need to speak to you in the kitchen.

Luis, right now. Right now.

Luis. That's what they are. Afro pubes.

Ma, of course the thong is gonna cut you in the booty hole.

Ma'am.

Mac attack!

Mac attack!

Mac comin' in. Step back.

Mac,

Mac, don't you give me that.

Mac, you're up next.

Mac! Did you just kill him?

Mackenzie, and Luis. Hey.

Mad loud, too.

Man, I ain't see some punani in so long.

Management, here I come, baby!

Marketing director? That's up to you.

Marv, I do not know about this GED thing.

Marv, shut up!

Marvin knows that Teddy's a high school dropout

Math, Science, English. You was a horrible student.

May I?

Maybe I could get you to cross some T's, dot some I's.

Maybe I do deserve it.

Maybe I do need help.

Maybe one day I'll take you to Vegas.

Maybe she has some use for this.

Maybe we expand, franchise even. Yes. Yeah.

Maybe you are as dumb as Stewart says. Wait. No, no, no.

Maybe you could do a favor for an old friend.

Maybe you planted them.

Maybe you should see one.

Me up here, I don't have time. I don't have time.

Me? College?

Methane.

Mid century, modern, kind of rounded.

Mila, what about you?

Mind meld. I was thinking the exact same thing.

Minus the three feet that you can jump.

Miss C gonna kill 'em.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm mmm. So amazing.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. What brings you back to Piedmont, Mr. Walker?

Mmm...

Mom stuff. Not butt stuff. Yeah, mom stuff.

More like Justin Bieber or Justin Timberlake.

Move with purpose. Go, go, go, go!

Mr. Walker.

Mrs. Howerton. Yes, of course.

My apologies for interrupting.

My brakes ain't workin'

My feet are very warm.

My goal is to remove that mind chatter

My God.

My knees and my back are totally shot from moving boxes, Teddy!

My little Gary Coleman. My little Webster.

My midterm.

My name is Carrie.

My name is Luis Flores. I had a great job as a waiter.

My name is Teddy, and I am here to make your barbecue dreams come true.

My ****a be talking about you in the class all the time.

My now husband, Randy,

My parents are gonna be really pissed if I get busted again.

My point is, I was a late bloomer, and I was desperate and sad.

My poor baby, I feel terrible.

My problem with you, Teddy,

My reason for doing that is because I was ashamed.

My sister know where I'm at. Okay?

My suspicions were right, and you, my friend, are dyslexic.

My wife of 14 years, she was like,

My wife take rumba classes.

Nah, I'm just the bitch that likes to wear blouses.

Nah, that's cool.

Never heard of it?

Nice to meet you, Teddy Walker.

Night school is about second chances.

Night school is all that I have.

Night school people!

Night school photo.

No desert, no snake gonna take me down

No good teacher would ever call their students dumb.

No matter what it takes

No matter what it takes You know I'm always gonna keep fighting

No more learning. My brain is at capacity.

No need to panic.

No reason at all.

No, Bobby. He's not my inside man, he's the janitor.

No, bro, you sleepin'. I move some coke or some dope in the day,

No, he can't. As a matter of fact, here's a textbook.

No, I didn't kill him. I just choked him out.

No, I need this GED.

No, I was in juvie.

No, I'm done with this!

No, let's use our words. You gonna take this test!

No, no, no, no! I am not looking.

No, no, no, no. Okay. No. I didn't realize that's what this was.

No, no, no!

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. I can't flirt. I don't know any moves.

No, no, no. I'm not talking about going to school.

No, no, no. Nitrogen.

No, no, no. That don't... Shit.

No, no, no. What did you just say?

No, no, no. You gets no second chances up in here.

No, no, stop, Marv. Stop.

No, not like Julio Iglesias.

No, sir. That's what I like to call a teachable moment.

No, thank you, son.

No, thank you. Ma'am. Gentle touching!

No, wait, wait, wait.

No, you brought up several compelling issues.

No, you didn't.

No, you do a black voice.

No, you idiot.

No, you're in my car. You're speaking loud enough...

No, you're not.

No! I'm the one who wants to get my life together.

No! Stop it!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Actual propane?

No. Baby, this is my thing. There's, like, eight of us. I got it.

No. Come on, you got this.

No. No. Not a black voice.

No. Oh, you know what? I'm with that.

No. Please, just listen to me.

No. This is what he wants. Thank you, thank you.

No. Yes.

Nobody cares about your escapades with your bitches.

Nobody was listening in class. Nobody knows how to do that!

Nobody's ever, ever gonna stop el sueño

Nobody's getting into Ivy League schools on a bassoon scholarship.

Not a black voice.

Not a lot of women can take this much steel,

Not appropriate, okay?

Not in a sexual way, but not not in a sexual way, you know?

Not no fast food place where I could go buy this

Not now. Not now. Wait.

Not on Jay's watch.

Not that I'm looking at you the same way I look at my woman

Not with me no more.

Nothing is impossible.

Nothing! No, I was just... I wasn't prepared.

Nothing.

Nothing. You're doing great. I said, "Keep going. Everybody loves you."

Now if you have a D average, you're out.

Now you can get the hell out my class.

Now you're really in my business.

Now, before we conclude, I'm sure some of you are wondering

Now, either you get in the car

Now, from my studies of psychology in grad school,

Now, from your first night of homework,

Now, Gerald, that is enough.

Now, I know we got off on the wrong foot, so I was thinking,

Now, I'm not sayin' I ain't no freak.

Now, if the marketing position isn't what you had in mind,

Now, it's not cool that you beat your teacher at Texas hold 'em

Now, let me go get... Give me this thing.

Now, remember what I said.

Now, that's mink!

Now, this suit you got on is dumb as hell.

Now, we're best friends.

Now, when it comes to titles, I don't even care.

Now, y'all pull it together.

Now, you have worked too hard

Now, you know I'm smarter than that, Marv.

Of course.

Of forward thinking,

Of the wallpaper, but we kind of wanted to tie it all together

Oh, baby.

Oh, but you know Stewie would've tore that ass up though!

Oh, for God's sakes!

Oh, Gladys, now stop coddling this boy.

Oh, God, he's doing that thing with his voice.

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God! I can't be a part of this.

Oh, God! I'm too nervous, man.

Oh, God! You know what? I got my signals crossed.

Oh, God.

Oh, hell no! I'm pretty sure.

Oh, I gotta get in that. Definitely gonna try that.

Oh, I thought you meant her bush.

Oh, I've been here the whole time.

Oh, it is. Yeah.

Oh, like Julio Iglesias?

Oh, look, there's Teddy. Teddy!

Oh, my God, Joe! I just got goose bumps!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! What are you...

Oh, my God! You need to get drunk!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I love it.

Oh, my God. You so beautiful, baby.

Oh, my gosh. Why'd he come on the bus like that?

Oh, no!

Oh, no. Randy wouldn't let me.

Oh, no. This is a celebration, Big Mac!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! Go, go, go!

Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. What? That's racist, man.

Oh, Teddy!

Oh, Teddy. Hey.

Oh, thanks. You like that?

Oh, that was so hard.

Oh, there he is, my little smart, dumbass brother.

Oh, why'd I listen to you? Shit!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah. You guys been working your asses...

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! God! Baby!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Ooh.

Oh. I'm also newly engaged.

Oh. I'm so nervous about tonight.

Oh. Now that's a gas.

Oh. Okay.

Oh. Thank you. That is so thoughtful of you, Teddy.

Oh. We love McDonald's.

Oh. You know what? It's prom night.

Okay, before I do that...

Okay, Carrie, let me... I wanna say something.

Okay, everybody, calm down. All right?

Okay, guys.

Okay, here we go.

Okay, here's the deal, class.

Okay, Jaylen, Jaylen!

Okay, let's begin. Who here likes tacos?

Okay, Lisa. Lisa, Lisa.

Okay, robot.

Okay, show me what you got. Show me what you got.

Okay, so if we're gonna do this, let's do it step by step.

Okay, so no lobster.

Okay, so that just means I'm having problems

Okay, this seems like a black thing.

Okay, we're complete.

Okay, well, technically, you're still on school hours,

Okay, well, welcome, everyone.

Okay, what is in your ass, Mac?

Okay, when I went to school here, that's how we got out of school,

Okay, you know what, guys?

Okay!

Okay!

Okay!

Okay! Okay!

Okay? 'Cause all that...

Okay? Call my office. Hurry up!

Okay? Give me some love.

Okay? I am busting my ass

Okay? I do know that.

Okay? I may not be their best friend but everyone here respects me.

Okay? Okay. I can do that.

Okay? That woman in there, Carrie,

Okay? When I think "man," I think you.

Okay? Yes.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Amen! And Amen.

Okay. Back up.

Okay. Here it is. If this is what you want.

Okay. If there... If there's any way that I can just talk to you about...

Okay. Okay, well, just wait.

Okay. Okay?

Okay. Okay?

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Teddy. Don't lie to your queen.

Okay. That's my woman, and that's too much information.

Okay. Well, you can come to college with me.

Okay. What the fuck, Stewart?

Okay. What the hell, Mac?

Okay. Yeah.

Okay. You love your job. That's what I love to do.

Old brick head...

On a sesame seed bun? Hmm...

One part oxygen!

One time me. Teddy!

Ooh, boy, it's hard to be woke. It's hard to be woke.

Ooh, ooh, ooh. Okay, here we go.

Ooh. It's gonna be a long semester.

Open your eyes, Teddy.

Or do you wanna teach the rest of the class for the night?

Or I continue to tenderize your ass.

Or like, "That was a waste of sperm."

Or maybe you can find a night school that does teach from a leaflet.

Or T Pain.

Or the wig. Whichever.

Or what kind of watch you have on?

Or, you know, you could even come after school.

Otherwise, you can get outta my class right now.

Over to you.

Ow, Teddy!

Ow!

People never notice me. It happens all the time.

Personalities all over the office. Non stop laughs.

Please break the seal on your test books

Please continue with the Pythagorean theorium.

Please don't make me go home. I hate my kids.

Please, continue solving the problem.

Please, everyone calm down. I am mortified by this.

Please.

Plus night school. It's too much!

Plus that Cheeto dust'll give you that Trump color.

Plus, every single time we go out, she offers to pay for the check.

Poor baby.

Pops, those standardized tests are culturally biased.

Preach it, Brother Teddy. You are a godsend.

Pretend I'm on VH1 or something like that.

Pretend you're dead!

Principal Patowsky is interested in us redesigning the school

Principals have principles.

Probably look like a kaleidoscope when you look through it.

Probably.

Proud of you, kiddo. Proud of you, kiddo!

Prove it!

Prove it! You all wanna see my birthmark?

Psh. What? Don't "psh" me.

Pubes and racism.

Rain. Rain.

Real ****a shit.

Really?

Really? I was home with an infant.

Really? Shit, I was, too.

Really? Yeah.

Relax.

Remember me, pendejo?

Remove the Beats by Andre, Rudy.

Right in the...

Right now, I work at a fast food restaurant called Christian Chicken

Right now, I'm transitioning from an amazing job in sales

Right, right. We can email you directly.

Right, Teddy?

Right? Huh.

Right? Yeah.

Ronald McDonald's?

Roxy. Good to see you.

Rule challenging, fearless leaders.

Same as you, fam! Yeah!

Say African American again, and I'mma get dark and curly in your ass!

Say it again? Is that burger good or what?

Say that again. It sound like you said you're gay.

Say that with me, guys.

School policy, no headphones on campus unless you're using Rosetta Stone.

Screw Randy.

See, class, Teddy went to Cactus House to try to win me over.

See, the ****a here, but he ain't here!

See, to get my GED, all I gotta do is go to the school,

Send it to me first, please.

Send out that email tonight, okay? Thanks so much. Okay. Bye!

She ain't even interested in me.

She didn't know what was going on until you admitted it.

She didn't touch my ass one time.

She don't want the pie.

She gay!

She good!

She got a fat ass, too.

She got you, Teddy!

She got you. She got you. Why you always 'bout that rah rah, man?

She like a Chinese boy at school.

She loves it!

She loves it!

She might be carrying your seed.

She said, "I wanna be a flight attendant."

She sucks at this. Hurry! I'm almost there.

She wanted you so bad.

She's got a belt!

She's right.

She's spelling your legal name.

She's the best one at math. 15 squared. Wait, no.

Shh.

Shh.

Shit is cheap.

Shit, shit.

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

Shit! Luis.

Shit.

Show it to me. Okay. That's fine.

Show me the smart face.

Shut up!

Shut your pie hole!

Sit down. Yeah, say it one more time for me.

Sitting next to me at this damn light, all in our conversation.

Slim thick! Whoo!

Snitches are bitches.

So "yes" on the steamed lobster?

So 15 squared is 225 divided by 6 squared.

So check this out.

So come on out, and I won't bash your head.

So don't sit here and act like it was gonna be a different story.

So even though we got textbook sized textbooks, you decided to join us.

So get out the way, bitch. Move! I can't allow this, Carrie!

So he asked us to stop by... Oh, he did, huh?

So he grabs onto you, and you can feel him up against your thigh.

So he made it?

So here I am. I'm so psyched.

So how do we fix it? Let's talk solution.

So I can afford such luxuries as rent and antibiotics

So I can plant pubes on some random guy's cheesecake?

So I decided to get my GED

So I didn't think you cared.

So I figure, maybe you and I can look out for one another.

So I have decided for the first time in Piedmont history,

So I made a deal with him.

So I think I'd be a natural.

So I think I'm gonna do something with my life.

So I took it upon myself

So I wanted to get my GED and, hopefully, enter the workforce.

So I'm here to try to make a little extra cash,

So I'm just gonna order us some food.

So I'm not dumb?

So I'mma let this slide.

So I've decided, when I retire...

So if I'm locked up in here,

So Joe didn't have insurance?

So let's get that baby neat. Eight!

So let's turn on those computers and ace this thing!

So listen to this. Joe told me today

So my child gets an assignment about the solar system,

So proud of you. Thank you.

So that I can get a job at Marvin's.

So that I could move up to a management position.

So this is a chair. Straight up, it's a chair.

So this is what it's come to, huh?

So we have three little rascals now, and it's fun.

So we're gonna mix it up.

So what are the test results, Carrie?

So what'd you do? Break into my computer?

So what's your story, guy?

So you ain't just lyin' to her. You lyin' to your child.

So you can achieve properly unencumbered neural pathways.

So you don't work there now?

So you wore yellow?

So you're saying that if I graduate from high school

So, be nice, okay?

So, game the system again, did we, Teddy?

So, guys, my sweet little Teddy bear just popped the question.

So, how long you been the principal, man?

So, I don't know, I was thinking

So, if you don't mind, I'd like to get back to learning.

So, Miss Carter, please return to your classroom.

So, this is what we call a right triangle.

So...

Soiled sheets.

Some dessert. That looks amazing.

Some things just never change, huh, Teddy?

Somebody help me, please.

Somebody in here?

Somebody looks extremely attractive today.

Somebody that I'm not.

Someone grabbed me from behind and threw me in the slop sink.

Someone ought to call the cops!

Sound like some bullshit to me.

Sounds like someone's unprepared.

Speaking of toast, if you... God damn it, Teddy.

Special Ed is one of my sections.

Square root! Focus!

Stacks on deck, Patrón on ice

Stay woke, bro.

Steal the midterm?

Stewart, that's a plastic bag with a chicken wrapper in it

Stewart, what is your problem with me?

Stewart, why did you just tell me that you don't have night school here?

Stewart, you were sayin' "Teddy"?

Stewart!

Stewart's smarter than me. But you know what I'm not?

Stop it.

Stop it. The Porsche, the duplex.

Stop, man! I got my baby in here!

Stop. I got this. Now, that's insane of you.

Strong hands!

Stupid.

Surprised to see me, bro?

Swear to you, when I went to school here,

T H E...

T H E...

Take me down, no way

Take me through. Lisa, take me through.

Take that 15 feet,

Take the pie off.

Take this all the way

Take this suit off,

Take this suit off, and you gonna take this test!

Teaching the conventional way

Ted, get out!

Teddy Walker does not cheat.

Teddy Walker, behind the soda machine.

Teddy Walker!

Teddy, are you okay?

Teddy, come here!

Teddy, focus. Concentrate.

Teddy, I am so confused.

Teddy, I just want you to know, you are like the son I never had.

Teddy, I make my own money.

Teddy, I'm sorry.

Teddy, if you don't pass that midterm, no way homegirl stays with you.

Teddy, it's a pop quiz. Okay? Look here, folks.

Teddy, listen to me. Ain't no "Teddy, listen."

Teddy, look...

Teddy, oh, we got a situation here.

Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.

Teddy, that's right.

Teddy, the issue is...

Teddy, what can I say?

Teddy, what is going on? Haven't we had enough surprises tonight?

Teddy, what's the square root of 81?

Teddy, you seem to be getting a real kick out of this.

Teddy, you're here!

Teddy, your difficulties are focus related. Uh huh.

Teddy!

Teddy! Dinner, baby.

Teddy! Get your ass out.

Teddy! Teddy! Teddy!

Teddy! Teddy! Teddy!

Teddy! Teddy! Teddy! Teddy!

Teddy?

Teddy.

Tell me what I got.

Tell me, 'cause I'mma come punch the baby in the face.

Tell my fiancée I got in another accident.

Tell your mother that she can go buy a box of G strings with her nasty ass.

Thank God you're coming.

Thank you for that great, wonderful meeting.

Thank you for your honesty.

Thank you guys for the flowers!

Thank you, baby. No problem.

Thank you, man.

Thank you, Mom. Anything for you, darling.

Thank you, Teddy.

Thank you, Teddy.

Thank you!

Thank you! Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. I have to go. I really have to go.

Thank you. Thank you for taking care of this for us.

Thank you. Thank you for that.

Thanks for catching me. Of course. Are you all right?

Thanks, Jaylen.

Thanks, Ma.

That and ass.

That are in Florida.

That broke into the school, but now,

That can't be your advice.

That he planted with his African American short and curly pubes.

That I forgot the value that went into learning in school.

That I snuck into a little place called America.

That I was able to accept who I was.

That is not the answer!

That is true. That was a part of it. A small part.

That is very impressive, Teddy.

That jump did not seem that high.

That makes total sense. I know I would.

That probably ain't even a real ****a. Hey.

That should make it very easy for us to calculate the hypotenuse.

That then you could give me job here? Yeah.

That this is a lot to take in.

That was a beautiful speech, Teddy.

That was a master class.

That was a poor choice of words.

That was cool.

That was real cool, what you did for me in there at the blackboard.

That was willing to stay behind to help me.

That way, you don't owe them anything.

That when he retires, he's leaving all of this to me.

That will help you figure out the third, so it's roughly six feet across.

That you be gettin' from these other little hood spots.

That you can get it together on a second chance.

That you would show your boss.

That you're gonna find your nest here with us today.

That'll be $14.99. How would you like to pay?

That'll get him. Hey!

That's a black voice.

That's a great opportunity.

That's a lot of information that I did not need to know.

That's all right. Okay. All right.

That's correct.

That's emotional shopping, Carrie.

That's exactly what it is. We did it!

That's fine with me.

That's great!

That's how you say it. That's what it is.

That's Illuminati! That's what I'm saying!

That's just gonna be used condoms.

That's just who I am.

That's my fiancée, man. You don't talk to her like that.

That's my night school teacher.

That's my point. I don't care! Why you telling me?

That's my Randy. Sweetest guy on Earth.

That's my woman!

That's not even close.

That's not for kids, Theresa!

That's not gonna happen.

That's not me.

That's not true, Lisa.

That's not true.

That's not what I'm asking you to do.

That's one of my clients, there. Right there.

That's right.

That's the correct answer.

That's the guy I fell in love with.

That's the last time that happens.

That's the stuff right there. Reminds me of the old days.

That's there. Take these twos away.

That's true! Luis is hot tonight!

That's true.

That's Tupac Coachella. You know what I'm saying?

That's what being a Christian is all about.

That's what I got.

That's what I think.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's what I've been doin' all these evenings.

That's what it do.

That's what they do! So you got Bobby Digital.

That's what's up.

That's what's up.

That's what's up.

That's why you stopped by?

That's wonderful.

That's your crime? You went to jail for stealin' the $15 lettuce?

The answer's five.

The baby right there!

The bill was $800.

The car is leaving.

The cheesecake puber is here, huh?

The day that I let her put down her plastic

The diameter?

The dream is all that keeps me alive

The exit doors are locked down. There is no escape.

The guy was putty in my hands. He really was.

The issue is, you're dishonest.

The jobs that I want,

The late hours?

The lunch rush is upon us.

The meal is on me.

The new test results just came in.

The one thing that I ask... Yes, sir.

The Pitbull, huh?

The professor is blown away by how brilliant it is.

The results will be in online in just a minute.

The revolution will not be roboticized.

The roof. Let's hit the roof.

The secrecy?

Then allow me to reintroduce myself.

Then I am living proof

Then remember I blew out the barbecue shack.

Then we're wasting our time.

Theodore.

There are no shortcuts.

There is no such thing as learning herpes.

There they go.

There was one time where the condom popped 'cause I put my balls inside the...

There you go.

There's a lot of instructions, Teddy.

There's al pastor.

There's never been a teacher that believed in me the way that you do.

There's no hole in it, so how could it be a butthole?

There's no way I can make that.

There's not gonna be any more back scratching, Teddy.

There's what appears to be pubic hair in my cake.

Theresa, what's wrong?

Theresa, you're up.

Theresa! It's after 10:00! Hello!

These guys bullshit clients all day about funds they don't understand.

These past few weeks have been amazing.

They are not going to give to a high school dropout.

They call me Big Mac.

They had the wrong guy. Please continue.

They have elected one of their own to speak on their behalf.

They look a little stressed out, man.

They out here getting it in.

They want me to calculate the average number of manatees

They'll be excited about learning.

Think about it.

Think about that.

Think.

This ain't Halloween, fam. I'm done.

This ain't no type of education. This is chemical warfare.

This ain't the time.

This all went so fast. I don't want school to end.

This boy definitely lying. I am not.

This fake version of Teddy Walker,

This gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you!

This is a sign, guys.

This is all on him.

This is my house.

This is way too many pubes.

This is what it's about with you.

This my house.

This project has taken over my life.

This should fit you perfectly.

This used to be the Special Ed classroom when I went here.

This whole section right here reeks of Discover cards,

This young man right here.

Thug life.

Tips are my livelihood. I had a 20 coming your way.

To a job in finance.

To be running around here in a damn holy chicken suit.

To bring me a pint sized little man like you to fill this out.

To defend myself.

To fulfill my dream of being a singer songwriter.

To get off a speeding ticket and guess what?

To go and get you one of my personal favorites.

To impress me?

To invite our night school graduates to join our seniors.

To kind of offset the harder, more straighter lines.

To learn how to pass the GED test

To motivate me and push me.

To take a stand.

To us. To us.

Toilet paper, Teddy! One time me!

Too bad your face gonna be in between them books and not them cheeks.

Trust me, Brother Teddy.

Trust me, you never take a free meal from a client.

Tryin' to skate by without doing the work.

Turtle head sticking out. Oh, that's a big one.

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese

Uh oh, Stew.

Uh uh. I ain't got your back no more.

Uh uh. The one in the tight dress is. Shit, that's mine.

Uh, yeah. Yeah. Right now I'm in the, I'm in the break room.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... Whoa.

Um...

Um...

Um... No. I'm...

Um... Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God!

Until I was fired without cause.

Very good.

Very impressive!

Very little waist.

Very true.

Waffles?

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Wait, I passed!

Wait, Jaylen. Calm down, Jaylen.

Wait, Lisa, let me just say this before you judge him.

Wait, say that to me again. I apologize.

Wait, sweetheart, who's watching the kids?

Wait, the ring. Here, you gotta put the ring on.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, we got a test on the first day?

Wait! No! Wait, wait, wait! What?

Wait. Hold on. You're the night school teacher?

Wait. Hold up. I don't want that apple pie.

Wasn't easy, but cleaned this place up using my brain and my bat.

Watch it, boy!

Watch out, fam! Behind you, ****a!

Watch out, watch out, watch out!

Watch your back! Watch your back!

Water is comprised of?

Way to go, man!

We all got second chances.

We are all praying together right now

We are fine.

We are okay.

We can figure... What is going on?

We can't live on Randy's salary.

We could do a lot with this place. First of all, we could change the logo.

We didn't meet everyone.

We get you tested.

We got a carne asada. There you go.

We got married after he knocked me up, then we had two more kids.

We got Minister Louis Farrakhan at the table.

We got these three sides. Got a, b, c. Split that.

We gotta go, y'all. Let's go.

We had good times, didn't we?

We had her right up till the end,

We have several night programs as well.

We need to keep our hands to ourselves. You stop!

We should get him, like, some smokes.

We should let some steam off. Why don't we go to the prom?

We thank you for bringing little Teddy to us here this morning.

We, the class of 2018, represent a generation

We'd hire you here, but you need to get your GED.

We'll see. Yes, we will.

We're blessed to go to school here, but I'm...

We're gonna catch the door, and then we're gonna enter quietly.

We're gonna have to steal the test.

We're just a little underwater right now,

We're making eye contact right now.

We're not done.

We're on lockdown.

We're out here celebrating you. Let him.

We're Teddy's classmates.

We've never taken on a project like that.

Welcome to night school.

Well played, Stewart.

Well, actually, these chairs have a very interesting story.

Well, anyway, my knees and my back are really jacked up

Well, as you all know,

Well, grab a seat. We'll get started in a few.

Well, he looks like that 'cause he is. Insider trading.

Well, hold on now, honey.

Well, I am an outside of the box thinker.

Well, I mean, come on, you got Joe Junior.

Well, I promise you that this one will be worth it, okay?

Well, I will tell you what's going on.

Well, I'll take note of that, Teddy.

Well, I'm glad to hear it.

Well, if it isn't Puby McGee.

Well, let's get you some water.

Well, okay, Luis. I'm right there with you.

Well, okay. Boy. Hot lava. Hot lava! Okay.

Well, then get out my car.

Well, there goes those 400 points.

Well, there's actually a special guacamole...

Well, there's no cure for what you have.

Well, this is my house!

Well, this is my night school class, and they are students here.

Well, we gonna spend our class hours in the gym.

Well, what can I help you with?

Well, yeah, but he's the son I do have

Well, you can still go to college

Well, you can't keep lying to Lisa. Okay? You know what?

What a big day for all of us.

What are we... Hey! Shit!

What are you doin' here, babe?

What are you doin' here?

What are you doing at a high school prom?

What are you doing, Mac? Looking for trapdoors.

What are you doing?

What are you gonna find on Monster.com?

What are you gonna say, Teddy?

What are you talking about?

What are you trying to prove?

What are you, crazy? I'm on a treadmill!

What are you? The volume control police?

What do you mean, "Don't get shot"?

What do you mean, you're protesting the state achievement test?

What do you think? Oh...

What does it look like I'm doin'?

What does that have to do with the African American experience?

What does that mean?

What happened?

What I'm not gonna do is do it in a chicken... Goddamn!

What I'm not gonna do is do it in... Ma'am! Ma'am!

What is "woke"?

What is going on?

What is he doing here?

What is that smell? What is that?

What is that?

What is your problem? You better go!

What part of "There is no musical program" do you not understand, Trish?

What the hell, Theresa?

What the hell'd you go to jail for, Bobby?

What the? Oh, hell no! Trina!

What up, king? Come on, man!

What up, though? Jaylen's the name.

What was going on with you then? Was you being abused or something?

What was that, Bobby? Your tail good lookin', bro.

What you doin'?

What you doin'? She has a belt!

What you doing, Carrie? Take this off right now.

What you doing?

What you got for me? Come on.

What you got?

What, lunch rush? It's 10:00 a.m.

What, Mama? Your mother's nasty.

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Boom.

What? I got it.

What? I gotta take this. I gotta take it.

What? Is there a problem with the dessert, sir?

What? It's a gas!

What? Jay got a 146!

What? Listen to me.

What? McDonald's?

What? Run!

What? This woman is a brick wall.

What? What does that even mean?

What? Why wouldn't you lead with that?

What? Yeah, we've been working hard.

What? You a sellout, man.

What? You wrong.

What? You're going?

What'd you say? Heck no!

What's "eco friendly"?

What's all this?

What's going on, Carrie? Why you in here?

What's going on?

What's got me messed up about the car...

What's happening?

What's he doing?

What's the capital of Belgium?

What's the circumference of that pizza?

What's the problem?

What's the square root of 81?

What's this really all about, Teddy bear?

What's up?

Whatchu talkin' bout, Joe?

Whatever it is.

Whatever. But it's just a conversation.

When did you decide?

When did you get here, Theresa?

When have I never kept it 100?

When I go back to the cell, I got the legendary socky sock.

When I just said watchin' out for each other, you know?

When Teddy pulled all of his pubes

When the janitor exits, we're gonna go out.

When they bite into your food,

When you added that AP Calculus to my class load.

When you used to say some of the things that you used to say.

When you were like, "I keep it 100."

When's the last time you were in love?

Where the chicken is Christian for some reason.

Where's Big Mac?

Where's the closest exit?

Whew.

Which is probably in your handwriting.

Which is why I'd recommend the Big Steel for you.

Which one of you wanna own up to it?

Who stole the test?

Who you honking... Let's go!

Who you lookin' for, fam?

Who's living paycheck to paycheck

Who's next, Dolores?

Who's out there?

Who's that?

Who's...

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo.

Why are you breathing on the side of my face like that?

Why are you here?

Why are you nervous?

Why are you taking your shoes off?

Why aren't we closer? 'Cause you get me.

Why can't you just be, like, "Hey, Randy, I wanna do this.

Why did you add AP Calculus to my class load?

Why do I even waste my time?

Why does Teddy get to be the ring leader, guys?

Why don't you get off my back?

Why don't you go stand outside?

Why we have adult students with us on stage.

Why would you say that?

Why would you start there? Stop!

Why would you... No, Carrie! Hey!

Why you here?

Why you in the ring? What's going on?

Why?

Will the lovely Maya be joining us this evening as well?

With a nice missionary position, you know? Some gentle touching.

With a side of broccolini.

With my own little raggedy paycheck.

With my reading and my writing, right?

With my skill set at his firm.

With the word "evidence" written on it,

With your broke ass.

Would you like a tuck in?

Wouldn't you wanna start in the front? Theresa, listen.

Wow.

Wow. So if you'll excuse me...

Wow. Thank you. Wow.

Wow. Yeah.

WWJD, at this point. "What Would Jesus Do?"

Y'all ain't gonna make it.

Y'all can keep falling for the Man's plan, if you want to,

Y'all hear that music?

Y'all ready for this?

Y'all some sheep! Y'all sheep!

Y'all stole the test?

Ya think?

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah, amen to that.

Yeah, but this book is just kind of thick.

Yeah, God is good. Mmm hmm.

Yeah, I hypotenused it.

Yeah, I know. I heard it, too.

Yeah, I'm in.

Yeah, it's still stupid. I love it.

Yeah, let's go. Come on. Come on.

Yeah, that was a lot. Go talk about bake sales.

Yeah, we were going over his portfolio...

Yeah, well, I see you ate the chicken, you son of a bitch.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know it's blue and stuff like that.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Hurray! Go, Teddy!

Yeah! Okay!

Yeah! Yeah, we won this! I'm proud of you guys.

Yeah? Can you see me? Teddy?

Yeah? I failed.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I mean,

Yeah. I'm back.

Yeah. It's 'cause I sneezed.

Yep.

Yep. But you also have dyscalculia.

Yes, Bobby!

Yes, I am!

Yes, I'm the night school teacher.

Yes, please.

Yes, sir, he did.

Yes, sir! This little chickadee

Yes, sir.

Yes, we went to high school together.

Yes, yes, yes. Hi. Mrs. Howerton.

Yes, you did.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yes? Quick question.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. All right?

Yes. Good to see you.

Yes. I got goose bumps all over!

Yes. Maybe try to compliment her.

Yes. Oh, yeah, baby.

Yes. Wow.

Yes. Yes?

Yo, T. What?

Yo, Teddy, what's the play, man?

Yo, Teddy!

Yo, yo, yo! What up, my night school?

You all can continue to be sheep. I'm not gonna be nobody's sheep.

You all have a wonderful class.

You all should be very familiar with the Pythagorean theorem.

You also have a processing disorder.

You always wanna see somethin'. If I...

You are a lot of things.

You are bettering yourself, Brother Teddy.

You are gonna fix this.

You are just one big, beautiful mixed drink of learning disabilities.

You are so resilient, baby. You keep bouncing back.

You are stupid.

You are well on your way.

You better come here, Mr. Drummond.

You better get it right. It's a gas!

You better go! Okay. Baby, just...

You better stop it, man. Don't you start that.

You bowing down to a god today.

You breaking my arm!

You bust ass in my face, Carrie?

You can do whatever you wanna do.

You can finally say it, Stew. Say it!

You can have whatever you like

You can probably write it off, right? Yes.

You can? Yeah.

You can't outsmart Mother Nature. And that's what a woman is.

You cheated.

You could come by any day,

You deserved that.

You did it at the staff meeting,

You did the black voice thing with him?

You didn't hear it right,

You didn't pass.

You didn't say that?

You do know how to spell your name, don't you?

You don't even wanna be here, Teddy!

You don't even wanna be here! I do wanna be here.

You don't get to explain! You don't get to explain, Bob!

You don't have to participate. Too unprofessional.

You don't hear that?

You don't know Randy.

You don't need to "Hey, babe" me.

You don't remember when you was in that meeting?

You don't respect your queen,

You don't think I've been looking for a job?

You embarrass me in front of... Gotta be kidding me.

You failed the test?

You finished the whole test?

You get what I'm trying to do.

You gonna take my car with my baby in the back?

You got 28 seconds left.

You got a pig's butthole on your chest, man.

You got a third nipple, man!

You got it right, Teddy!

You got it right. What?

You got my back, I got your back.

You got some nerve, man.

You got this, Teddy. Teddy! Teddy! Teddy!

You gotta jump on this, man! This is perfect!

You gotta know that I am out here.

You gotta work your butt off.

You guys go to prom?

You had sports, friends, girls.

You have to know the hypotenuse.

You haven't even seen the beginning of this attitude.

You hear that, Gladys?

You heard me? Pull up to the window!

You help me, I help you.

You killed it, son!

You killin' me! You won!

You know he ain't got no gold. How about you grow up?

You know how people play around at the office.

You know I had to get some champagne. Oh, my God.

You know I wasn't gonna pass that test,

You know I'm always gonna keep on fighting

You know of one that... No, no. I'mma keep it.

You know what fat asses like?

You know what I'm gonna do? Let me call you back.

You know what I'm saying? Somethin' fancy!

You know what then, baby? If that's the case, then let me...

You know what we ought to do for Bobby?

You know what, Teddy? The last time I checked,

You know what?

You know what? All of you got little sob stories

You know what? Class dismissed.

You know what? Once I saw the man purse

You know what? Tell him I appreciate it, but I insist on paying.

You know what? This is a perfect segue.

You know what? We're gonna have to put a pin in that.

You know why? 'Cause it sound like "cheaters."

You know why? 'Cause they all cheaters.

You know,

You know, Carrie,

You know, Carrie, you are incredible.

You know, I liked you at first.

You know, I thought it was the Woodbridge punks

You know, I'm not book smart.

You know, maybe you right.

You know, that kid reminds me a lot of myself.

You know, that's what I was talking about

You know, Theodore, you're a grown ass man.

You know, we're gonna break in... Just shut up! Just shut up!

You know, why don't you just...

You know, you used to say stuff like,

You know...

You lied to me about everything.

You like

You little scrawny midget! I'll hold on to it.

You look like bad credit already.

You lookin' like J Lo and Beyoncé, mama.

You may have everybody else at this school fooled,

You messed with the wrong guy.

You mind showin' me your privates?

You need to do the work. It's just that simple.

You need to get your shit together.

You need to keep your booty closed. That's what you need to do. You in jail.

You obviously not good at it. That's why you in jail.

You passed!

You probably feel like a little honeybee.

You remember me?

You said no witnesses! When did I say that?

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

You see, I came to this country from Mexico

You see?

You see? Y'all don't...

You should be studying. What the hell?

You should know you can't hustle me.

You should've seen your face. You looked ridiculous!

You shouldn't be mad at none of them.

You shouldn't be, considering that you got me fired.

You sleepin'?

You smackin' all in my ear, man. Stop.

You still smacking. God damn it, you're done. You're done.

You stop! Get off me! Dang it!

You sure he's not just dumb?

You sure you cool, or do we need to just chill

You sure? I don't hear color.

You take it again! Get back at it again! And take it again.

You talking about my mama now?

You teach Special Ed?

You tell him that he need to put it on and get a mirror

You think I care about what kind of car you drive

You thought you could cram four years of high school into a leaflet?

You two know each other?

You up?

You used to call me crazy Stewart, now you call me Batman.

You wanna come up and solve the problem?

You wanna explain to me how you got a perfect score?

You wanna play that game? Yeah!

You wanna see something? Come on, now!

You wanna touch her?

You wanna uplift your customers' palate.

You want me to help you find a shortcut to getting your diploma.

You want their taste buds to scream out "Hallelujah!"

You want to dance? 'Cause I'll boogie woogie.

You was like, "We gonna get it lit up in here. This meeting lit."

You were so convincing!

You what?

You will be given homework every night, just like regular high school.

You would be a natural.

You would not believe.

You'll never get it!

You're at one, but before I walk away, I wanna tell you that's sad.

You're breaking the skin! Tear your ass up.

You're clinically dumb.

You're clutching onto your philosophy thesis,

You're done with that. Really?

You're getting cold feet.

You're going to die.

You're gonna be a financial analyst?

You're gonna have to come a little bit better than that.

You're gonna have to pay for everything because I don't have any money.

You're gonna study! I hate you!

You're next. Yes, you.

You're not havin' a sock session to my woman.

You're not seriously skipping that GED test, are you?

You're not Spanish, are you?

You're realizing what it is. Eight!

You're very short.

You're welcome. 'Cause you need it.

You's a snitch, Mac!

You've got that little eco friendly vibe going.

You've grown so much in such a short period of time.

You've made some great points, but I have to go now. Good night.

You've missed the last four payments on that car.

Your choice.

Your destiny is to work at a fast food joint next to a strip club?

Your father's waiting.

Your life is built on a financial house of cards.

Your twin sister, Denise here, is black.

6 squared is...

146, Mac! Yeah!

165, B!

168!

"Theorem." "Theorem."

Actually... We got a real...

Black love. Okay.

Chef, please. I don't want to get into it.

Come here! Come on! Break it up!

Come on! God damn it, Luis.

Come on! Hey, man!

Come on. Wait, wait. Hold up, Lis.

Did he? Yeah. You should try this caramel.

Girls are smart, dude. Is she pretty?

Go get 'em. You got this, Teddy.

Gotta work... Hey, yo!

He actually said that. Ooh!

He just kicked him in the... Oh, my God!

Hey, Teddy! Teddy! Teddy!

Hypotenuse it! No, no, you can do this!

I'm in. That's what I'm talkin' about! All right.

It's 36. Yeah. 36.

It's just a weird fetish of mine. You would love these.

It's simple. Wow.

Jesus! Get off me! Get off me!

Mila! Oh, my God!

No. No. Yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, shit! Oh, my gosh!

Ringleader. Oh, my gosh!

Shit! Can't you see I'm tryin' to learn?

Teddy! Teddy's back!

Thank you, Lisa. Appreciate it. You know.

Thank you. That would be great.

That caramel tart, he's known for it. All right.

That was close. You're damn right it was, Mac.

They're from Denmark. Found them in a warehouse. Whoa...

This is a bad idea! Come on!

Wait, what is going on over there? Big shit.

Way to go. Yes, yes!

Whenever you're ready. Thank you.

Yeah. Oh, yeah!

Yes! Yes! Yeah. She ready!

You all right? Guys!

You did that, boo. Stop it!

You said it. What you got? Come on, Teddy!

You should! Yes!

...but it feels like the devil!

'cause I backed into this...

'Cause I don't eat meat unless it's barbecue.

'Cause I have great teeth.

'Cause I never said nothin' about anybody stealing the test.

'cause I would never say that about people that I don't know.

'Cause I'd drop it off on you.

'Cause I'm getting my GED.

'cause I'm with a woman that's way above my weight class.

'cause if you did, that bitch would know where you at.

'Cause that stuff is like currency in prison.

'cause this job makes me sick sometimes.

'Cause you know what that is, right?

'Cause you know what? Pretty stinky, guys.

'Tude? Really? No, I...

"A squared plus b squared equals c squared."

"Deal with it."

"Fat asses."

"Find a solution for the..."

"GED" on three. One, two, three.

"GED" on three. You ready?

"Hygienist." He's saying "hygienist."

"I wanna go from place to place. It'd be like going..."

"I wish I ain't never had you."

"It's either that or end up cleaning rooms at the Best Western for half your salary."

"Oh, God, if I could get that one back." I remember you said that.

"Pythagorean theorem." "Pythagorium."

"Pythagorean."

"Pythigorinian."

"Sales associate wanted, marketing skills a must,"

"Theorem."

"Yo, if you want options, you gonna have to get your GED.