ThanksKilling Edit

A bitch.

A freak!

A killer Turkey?

A little weird, but you get used

A long time ago, one of your

A lot from this experience.

A lot of bad times.

A pilgrim.

A start.

A Turkey beak.

A Turkey sandwich.

A vagina?

Aah!

About it.

About the killer Turkey?

About the things I said last

Actually, I think spending time

Again.

Ali to show her big ol' tiggos.

Ali...

All of his invincibility power.

All right, guys,

All right, pal.

All right, sweetheart.

All right, sweetie,

All right, that does it.

All right, then.

All right.

All right.

All that work for

All the libraries are closed at

All we have to do is catch him,

All.

Allergy season, you know?

Am I?

Amen.

An extra small gravy flavored

Ancestors disrespected our

And Billy.

And Darren.

And find out.

And I ax identally cut him.

And I made lifelong friends.

And I'm glad we're all in good

And I'm just a lonely old hag.

And I'm just figuring that's why

And so as payback, I'm here to

And then we need to say a

And there... that's the house.

And this.

And unfortunately, this is isn't

And we can distract Turkey.

And we're not gonna let there be

And why are we all at

Annual policeman's Thanksgiving

Anything.

Anything.

Anyway, I just wanted to let you

Appreciate everything you've

Are we gonna do now?

Are you a friend of hers?

Are you on your way yet?

Are you shitting me?

Are you sure?

Aren't you gonna introduce me

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

As a matter of fact, I sure did.

As we partake of this food, we

Ashlashi Begundi Ka.

Ashlashi Begundi Ka.

Ashlashi Begundi Ka.

Ass, gas, or grass?

Ass.

Ass.

Asshole!

Assholes... I'm invincible.

At least her legs

At least it's

At the stake, just like a

Audible.

Avenged the death of my dog,

Aw, Billy, that is

Aw, damn it.

Awesome, she's gonna

Awesome!

Awesome.

Back in the 1500s, in the

Backwards.

Bad, Billy.

Badass.

Ball tonight?

Bastard.

Be careful, Billy,

Be careful.

Be careful.

Be worried about, Johnny.

Beaked out... I mean, freaked

Because Kristen told me that I

Because of you, I'm one of the

Because of you.

Been 505 years later, right?

Beer.

Beer.

Before he gets to my dad, too.

Before, but he's probably one of

Before?

Believe me!

Believe that there is a real

Better place now, but it still

Big fucking deal.

Bills.

Bills.

Bills.

Billy ♪

Billy, Billy, Billy, come

Billy, I love you.

Billy, just go

Billy, no, you can't go!

Billy, what are you

Billy, you can't go like this,

Billy!

Billy!

Billy!

Billy!

Billy! Hey, guys!

Billy! Hurry up!

Billy?

Billy.

Billy.

Billy's death or not?

Bitch!

Bitch.

Bitch.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

Bless you.

Boobies.

Books.

Broke my leg last season.

Buddy.

Bullshit, Darren.

Bunny.

Burn, baby, good one.

But I believe your story.

But I think it's time to hit the

But it was nice today, huh?

But Johnny, he's Johnny.

But we gave your

Buzz off, old man.

Bye, guys.

Caleb?

Call her.

Calm down, Darren.

Camp out for the night.

Camping.

Can just call an audible at any

Can we just do that? Okay?

Can we just get the girls up and

Can we just go back, enjoy our

Can we just shut up about it?

Can't it just tell us what to

Can't wait to eat.

Car broke down and we decided to

Car, girl, do you understand

Case.

Casinos.

Catch a fish, you fucking prick?

Christ, our heavenly father.

Come eat me, Billy.

Come on, baby.

Come on, come quick, the

Come on, Darren.

Come on, guys, it's

Come on, I mean, it's

Come on, let's hide in that

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Condom.

Cool kids!

Cool.

Could ask for.

Cranberry sauce, meanie.

Crawberg is?

Crawberg.

Crazy, but, yeah.

Creepster?

Dad, we need to use

Dad!

Dad!

Daddy, no!

Daddy!

Daddy?

Daddy.

Damn it, you little

Damn it!

Damn you, Turkey, damn you!!

Damn, Billy, cover

Damn, that was good.

Damn, that was good.

Damn!

Dark old park ♪

Darren, does it say if there's

Darren, how about Johnny and I

Darren, I'm thankful to be

Darren, this isn't funny.

Darren!

Darren?

Darren?

Darren.

Darren.

Darren...

Day.

Demon!

Demonic prayer in unison

Dick, not like the animal.

Did he just say toss?

Did you just say

Did you pay for that beer?

Dinner will be done soon.

Dinner's done, boy.

Disrespects Indians or our land.

Do I smell sequel, biatch?!

Do we have any rope?

Do you have the lighter or not?

Do you think he's okay?

Do you think we made

Do you want to avenge

Do you?

Do?

Doesn't he?

Doesn't that make up for what

Dog, flashy.

Doing?

Don't be silly, that

Don't even talk like

Don't even think about

Don't go running too

Don't got, Turkey.

Don't listen to him,

Don't say stupid

Don't say that.

Don't you leave me!

Done for us.

Douche bags!

Down here.

Down, honey.

Dream.

Droppings doing on your chest,

Drunk enough, Johnny, you can

Earth.

Eat me!

Eeeee!

Effect on you guys.

Enough of this bonding crap!

Equation yet!

Ever since I got put as

Every 505 years, killing the

Everything that we've thrown at

Everything we need to know to

Everything's gonna be okay.

Evil Turkey.

Evil Turkey.

Excuse me, sir.

Faggot.

Families and have a nice

Far off, flashy.

Father, or your best friend.

Feather cloud necromanced a...

Feather cloud, who some people

Feel when losing somebody you

Fill you in on one of the most

Fine, fine, I'll do

Fine.

Fire!

First humans he made contact

First ice cream cone under the

First my wife, now you, flashy!

First thing we have

Flashy, where are you?

Flashy!

Flashy!

Flashy?

Flashy?

Flashy?

Food at a time like this?

For the Tritons, aren't you?

Freedom to enjoy it all and all

Friend ♪

Friend ♪

Friend ♪

Friends forever ♪

Fuck it then, I guess

Fuck, burn him alive, guys.

Fuck, I don't know.

Fuck, no!

Fucking blah.

Fucking faggot.

Fucking prayer.

Fucking Turkey.

Fucking weather.

G girlfriend?

Games with us, like we're some

Garage?

Gathering together for this

Gay.

Gee, Kristen, I'd

Get going?

Get it? Ax ident.

Get with you, Johnny.

Getting along lately.

Girl ♪

Gnawed open.

Go ahead, touch it.

Go back, go back!

Go deep, Johnny.

Go find something to eat.

Go in through the main entrance

Go out with me.

Go to the library.

Gobble, gobble, motherfucker.

God damn it, Grant.

God damn it!

God damn, Sheryl, that coffee

God damn!

God damn.

God, dude. Damn it.

God, I hate books.

God, I'm so tired of

God, that took forever.

God!

God!

God.

God.

God's a waiting.

Goddamn Turkey.

Gonna be easy.

Gonna fucking kill you.

Gonna make it.

Good and bad times together,

Good going, son.

Good job, man.

Good night.

Good.

Gorgeous.

Got it!

Got my popcorn, all

Got to do.

Grant?

Great idea.

Great news.

Great.

Great.

Grip.

Guess I'll take ass.

Gutted animals.

Guys, guys, wait up.

Guys, guys!

Guys, I found it.

Guys, on the side of the road.

Guys, pull over!

Guys!

Guys!

Guys.

Guys.

Ha!

Ha.

Had a little more time to bond.

Haircut.

Hang in there, Johnny!

Hang in there, Johnny.

Happen.

Happened to you?!

Happening, right?

Happy Thanksgiving,

Hasn't even wanted to talk to

Have a big juicy salad in my

Have a good night, sheriff.

Have to kill him.

Haven't told us anything yet.

Haven't you noticed?

Hazelnut?

He fucking kind of creeps me

He is fucking dead!

He killed my parents.

He probably keeps it

He vowed he would curse all

He was chasing me.

He was more evil than anything

He was necromanced by one of the

He was right behind me.

He was the one who taught me how

He...

He's dead?

He's got be dead.

He's got nothing on you, man.

He's got nothing.

He's just a dog, Oscar.

He's probably worried sick.

He's real.

He's right in that dumpster

He's with me.

Health.

Heart out.

Heebie jeebies.

Hell, yes.

Hell, yes.

Hello there.

Hello? Those darn kids.

Help us.

Her?

Here, I thought you would

Here.

Hey, by the way, are you going

Hey, daddy, how are

Hey, Darren.

Hey, guys, I just

Hey, guys, whoa, um, I cracked

Hey, guys... whoa.

Hey, how you doing?

Hey, Johnny, we're gonna

Hey, Johnny.

Hey, pops.

Hey, we got tents and

Hey, what did he say?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Long time no see.

Hi, baby.

Hi, honey.

Hi.

Hidden under his feathers.

Him yet.

Him.

History.

Holy shit!

Hours!

Hours.

How are you guys?

How are you?

How are you?

How bad is it?

How can you be thinking about

How does that sound?

How old are you?

How's it going,

However.

Huge.

Hurry up.

Hurts a little bit on the

I always come back for

I am a big proponent of you

I am not a ho.

I am one of the cool kids,

I am.

I brought pie.

I called her and left a message.

I couldn't have.

I did, too.

I didn't really think about

I didn't think that my story

I do believe you.

I don't know how to kill this

I don't know where he went.

I don't know, Billy.

I don't know, guys.

I don't know, though, he did

I don't know!

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't think I'm

I don't think so.

I dropped you off last night,

I forgot to call my dad.

I found this in there, too.

I gained a girlfriend.

I got a muscle you can touch.

I got him!

I got poison Ivy yesterday and

I got to get dressed!

I guess that makes him cool,

I guess we'll just have to wait

I have a daughter.

I have a free spot in my

I haven't figured out the

I hope we get there

I I did it.

I just got to roll with it.

I just love Thanksgiving.

I just want some food.

I just wanted to let

I just wish me and my old man

I killed that son of

I knew you could do it.

I knew you had it in you.

I know how to kill the Turkey

I know I am.

I know, Billy.

I know, daddy.

I love you, dad.

I love you, too.

I may have lost my parents, but

I mean there are girls here.

I mean, he is a cop.

I mean, he looks kind of funny,

I mean, hell, he's survived

I mean, I could protect you,

I mean, I do know what to say.

I mean, you're the cool kids,

I mean...

I miss you so much, Billy.

I never noticed any magical

I really appreciate it.

I swear to fucking god.

I taste real good.

I think he was trying to kill

I think he's out to get all of

I think she might be serious.

I think we still

I think we're too

I think y'all been treated

I think you deserve to know.

I thought I heard Turkey.

I thought it could be useful.

I thought Johnny would be

I told you, this is not cool for

I want a fucking divorce.

I want to watch it.

I was just trying to avoid a

I was telling you that were

I was worried sick!

I wasn't worried about

I will get you if it's the last

I will get you,

I woke up with Turkey deuce all

I...

I'd die if wasn't for you.

I'd love to hang out with you.

I'll be back on the road first

I'll be right back, I don't have

I'll come back!

I'll go get her.

I'll kill you all!

I'll see you tomorrow.

I'll take care of that goddamn

I'll think about it.

I'm a prude.

I'm always prepared, baby, and

I'm fucking starving.

I'm getting wasted.

I'm going to fucking kill that

I'm going to have sex with

I'm going to show her a good

I'm going to take off now.

I'm gonna be the one doing the

I'm gonna drink your blood like

I'm gonna fuck the shit out

I'm gonna ghost ride the whip,

I'm gonna go buck wild on this

I'm gonna go pee now.

I'm gonna go skinny dipping

I'm gonna go wild...

I'm gonna have to pull over,

I'm gonna just lie

I'm gonna kill that son of a

I'm good.

I'm in the kitchen, making

I'm looking for a cure.

I'm not gonna lie... you're

I'm not gonna make

I'm not gonna say

I'm not scared.

I'm okay. I'm here now.

I'm pretty wasted anyway, so,

I'm ready to see

I'm scared.

I'm so excited! I'm so excited!

I'm so excited.

I'm sorry for your

I'm sorry that we were even

I'm sorry, I wish I could call a

I'm starving.

I'm still a little freaked about

I'm sure he has something on

I'm sure he's over it.

I'm sure we'll be able to find

I'm thankful that your

I'm the starting quarterback for

I've been waiting around two

I've got a book that's gonna

I've got it.

I've never had anybody come into

I've never thought about it

If he isn't, who know what might

If not, I wouldn't have gotten

If that's the sheriff,

If the talisman is not in plain

If you say so, ma.

If you say so.

In a way, I'm kind of glad all

In code.

In through the back, sneak

Indian by the name of

Inside.

Is she? Is she?

Is that supposed to mean that

Is.

It almost did, but it didn't.

It in time?

It just must have been a bad

It just...

It says here, "if the

It wasn't for

It will be in 45 minutes.

It, Billy.

It.

It.

It's a mathematical code, so I

It's a pretty famous story.

It's about time.

It's all my fault.

It's daddy.

It's getting late.

It's like her legs are harder to

It's likely he's returned to his

It's not even that

It's not even that bad.

It's not even that bad.

It's not gonna be just me by

It's not gonna end like this.

It's not your fault.

It's okay, they're cool

It's Thanksgiving, not

Jesus, Kristen, what

Jesus, man, you

Jesus, we're in the woods.

Johnny, come on!

Johnny, he had a shotgun wound

Johnny, I'm sorry

Johnny, that was two whole

Johnny! No!

Johnny?

Johnny.

Johnny.

Johnny.

Jonbenet Ramsey's legs.

Just calm the "f" down.

Just grateful that I still got

Just in case you got scared or

Just like your old pops.

Just the two of us.

Just the usual thing.

Just Turkey.

Just...

Kick this foul mouthed bastard's

Kids.

Kill any white person that

Kill him.

Kill him.

Killed in a certain way.

Killed that goddamn Turkey, and

Killed the most demonic Turkey

Killer Turkey on the loose?

Killer turkeys.

Kind of puppets.

Kind of stuff only happens in

Kind of weird.

Kiss and tell her that...

Kitchen?

Know I'll be home in a couple of

Know it as

Know what to say.

Kribash Sholash Kari

Kribash Sholash Kari

Kribash Sholash Kari mafesto.

Kristen, do you have any snacks

Kristen, he's...

Kristen, I love you.

Kristen, toss me a

Kristen, what do you got?

Kristen?

Kristen.

Kristen's and watch the movies?

Last night, killed my precious

Late.

Leave me, Billy ♪

Leave this cursed place now.

Leave us alone!

Left me.

Legend, guys.

Let me guess, it's

Let's bow our heads.

Let's do it right here.

Let's do it, guys.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

Let's do this.

Let's get to work.

Let's get wasted.

Let's go blitz his ass.

Let's go get drunk.

Let's go get that son of a

Let's go say hi to your father.

Let's go. Let's go.

Let's just finish this bastard.

Let's just go to bed.

Let's just go to bed.

Let's party here tonight.

Let's rock this

Life is not like a playbook.

Life moves on.

Life we can't control.

Life.

Like a football game where we

Like, what's your point?

Little buddy.

Little guys.

Long conversation.

Look at all of his guts hanging

Look at me.

Look me in the eyes.

Look under my hood.

Look who's scared now.

Look, guys.

Look... right here, it says the

Look... this is what it says.

Looking for?

Looks like I got something you

Looks like someone is trying to

Looks like we definitely

Loose!

Loss, Kristen.

Love to.

Love you, bye.

Love you, bye.

Love you, bye.

Love, like your mother, your

Low in calories, high in fiber.

Ma, you know me and

Machine ♪

Mafesto.

Mafesto.

Make this happen.

Man, what an odd little duck.

Man.

Man.

Matches or a lighter?

Maybe 'cause he'd

Maybe it's a flat tire, Johnny.

Me ♪

Me, but that old hermit saved

Me, do you?

Me, Johnny?

Me, too.

Me.

Me.

Me.

Melting!

Midgets can't cuss?

Minutes.

Mm hmm.

Mmm, mmm.

Mmm, yeah.

Mmm.

Mom has the juiciest poon in

Mom, mom, I'm

More like you will die if it

Most important things in life.

Most powerful Indians in

Movie.

Movies.

Much point blank range.

My buddy, my best friend!

My dad has a huge collection of

My house again?

My life like you, Billy.

My little mama.

My name is Johnny.

Myself.

Name.

Need to cool off.

Never believe us in a million

Nice shot, hermit.

Nice tits, bitch.

Nice, right?

Nice, you still got

Night and was ready to peck your

Night.

Night.

No more cranberry sauce.

No more pumpkin pie.

No need to apologize,

No shit, it's not

No such thing as an evil

No turkeys up here, Darren.

No, I know I can crack it.

No, I mean like a

No, Johnny, no. Please.

No, Kristen, I think

No, not yet.

No, that's not gonna

No, you can't go like this!

No, you're not.

No!

No!

No! Billy!

No! Nothing.

No.

No.

No.

No. It's not for you.

Nobody wants to see your nasty

Not gay at all, Billy.

Not in the teepee, he's killing

Not just any beak...

Not now, Johnny.

Not this time,

Nothing at all, Ali.

Nothing to get what he wanted...

Nothing to see here.

Nothing, Billy.

Nothing?

Nothing.

Nothing. Nothing at all.

Notorious moments in pilgrim

Now quit being a pussy and let's

Now that's what I call "fowl"

Now that's what I call a tight

Now we can kill him.

Now what do we do,

Now, come on.

Now, Darren, do your magic.

Now.

Now.

Occasion.

Of course.

Of the Jeep.

Of you!

Off too far.

Oh my god, I'm on

Oh, all right.

Oh, Billy!

Oh, brother.

Oh, brother.

Oh, by the way, your stepmama

Oh, dad, you and

Oh, fuck, I'm pissed.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, god!

Oh, god.

Oh, god.

Oh, gross.

Oh, hello, sweetie.

Oh, hey, sheriff.

Oh, I know!

Oh, it fucking burns!

Oh, it's cool, man.

Oh, Johnny, I don't

Oh, Johnny.

Oh, just tidying up.

Oh, Kristen.

Oh, look, it's a baby

Oh, my ex boyfriend was

Oh, my feathers are fucking

Oh, nice!

Oh, no problem.

Oh, nothing at all.

Oh, nothing, daddy.

Oh, nothing.

Oh, oh, yeah, no,

Oh, okay, good luck now,

Oh, please, Ali,

Oh, right.

Oh, right.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! Dang!

Oh, shit.

Oh, snap! Burn.

Oh, there are ways.

Oh, wait, I lied.

Oh, well, hello there,

Oh, what are you...

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yep, he's dead.

Oh, you got a

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh.

Ohh!

Okay, Darren, you

Okay, girl, get a

Okay, guys, it's time for me to

Okay, guys, so, what

Okay, I'll be right back.

Okay, it says here, he's now

Okay, right there.

Okay, so, we need to burn him at

Okay, well, let's

Okay, well, this is

Okay, yeah.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Ol' flashy.

Oldsmobile ♪

One more word and I swear to

One of these days, you kids

One of your friends."

One.

Or anyone else, for that matter.

Or anything?

Other blessings.

Ouch!

Our ancestors did?

Our father in heaven, we give

Out of everybody

Out, you know?

Out.

Out.

Outside or something.

Over me.

Overheated.

Papa died last year, I guess I'm

Papa don't talk anymore.

Party, we're going to party all

Peal ♪

People land, and we let you have

People really, really badly.

Perfect.

Pink pumpkin pie.

Play.

Please mister, please.

Please, bill, he's our son.

Plus, we said the prayer in

Pops, I have some

Pray for the health and strength

Prepare to be dead!

Prepared by loving hands.

Pretty lady, but it was pretty

Pretty skanky.

Problem at all.

Problem.

Promise, punkin?

Pull over, there's Billy!

Pull your shirt

Punkin?

Quit just standing

Radioactive waste.

Ready to be sacrificed.

Real soon.

Reek.

Remember all of those books that

Remember that.

Remember when you gave me my

Remember.

Remove his stupid thingie, and

Removed from his magical

Reverse.

Right here!

Right here.

Right over there.

Right, guys?

Right, Johnny?

Right, Kristen?

Right?

Right?

Right?

Right?

Right.

Right.

Roast in hell, asshole.

Rude.

Sack.

Save our lives.

Say hello to Kristen for me,

Say? Well, basically it tells me

Screw you, Johnny!

Second string quarterback, he

Seconds.

See, I told you.

See, that's the

Send you straight to hell.

Service right here.

Settlement of Crawberg, an old

Sexing.

Shack over there.

She tries that with everyone.

She was finally warming up to

Sheriff Roud here.

Sheriff, there's this book

Sheriff.

Shh, I'm trying to get

Shit like that.

Shit, shit, shit.

Shit, that was good!

Shit, there can't be

Shit!

Should go around and say what

Shut than the Jonbenet Ramsey

Shut the fuck up!

Shut up, I do the talking,

Shut up, shut up.

Shut up, you guys!

Snuggled up on the couch.

So hungry.

So I believe what Kristen said.

So I'm doing all the

So long, sucker.

So long, suckers.

So sweet.

So what, Darren?

So, guys, I was

So, Kristen, tell me,

So, looks like it's

So, what did that old fart have

So, what does it

So, you know, Kristen.

Some special way to that?

Someone in this car.

Something in here.

Something.

Sometime.

Son of a bitch.

Son?

Sorry about your dog.

Sorry, daddy, our

Spending time with all of you

Stomach gnawed open by a beak.

Stomach.

Stop it.

Stop! Stop it!

Stories.

Story, Kristen.

Sucker.

Sunset?

Sure, sure.

Sweetie, please give mommy a

Swiftly steal ♪

Take a dump in it?

Talisman.

Talisman.

Tastes like shit.

Teepee."

Tell me that you don't know what

Tent, too, Johnny.

Than Billy!

Than the Jonbenet Ramsey case.

Thank you there,

Thank you, baby.

Thankful for my glorious

Thankful for?

Thanks for driving me,

Thanks for the pleasure of

Thanks, daddy.

Thanksgiving and all, that we

Thanksgiving break!

Thanksgiving break! Whoo hoo!

Thanksgiving break?

Thankskilling.

That cock blocking Turkey.

That could work.

That damn Turkey come along last

That dream.

That goddamn Turkey was out here

That hit the spot.

That lighter, Johnny?

That makes sense.

That many teepees in town, can

That matters.

That must be hard to deal with.

That she had a midget for a

That the Turkey keeps it in his

That Turkey...

That was a good one.

That was a good one.

That was five

That, Billy.

That?

That.

That.

That...

That's all that matters.

That's because his stomach got

That's good.

That's just because I

That's pretty nasty.

That's right.

That's what I thought.

The code was so hard to break.

The code.

The first string quarterback?

The loose.

The old Indian was so outraged,

The pilgrim's name

The rest of this book is written

The road for about...

The size of my head.

The size of the "fuck," I was

The stake, just like a witch.

The time.

The Tritons.

Then all you have to do is go

Then go to bed after

Then what's them Turkey

Then you must be Turkey!

There are just some things in

There are only so many tents, do

There are tons of books written

There is an evil Turkey on the

There is no such thing as an

There is no such thing as an

There is no way,

There is nothing to

There is only one man in my

There might be an evil Turkey on

There sure are.

There that said Crawberg on it.

There, guys, grab his fucking

There, guys!

There, you might feel what I

There?

There's a sign back

There's Billy, pull over, god

There's gonna be many more good

There's the teepee,

There's...

These blue eyes ♪

Thing I ever do, you son of a

Thing tomorrow though, and I'm

Thingie!

Things will never be the same

Think I can crack it.

Thinking, you know, since it's

This close to you.

This cock burn.

This happened.

This is Johnny.

This is mine.

This is pretty damn awkward,

This is the stupidest thing

This little baby bunny got its

This place is giving me the

This shit is not gonna be easy.

This song goes out to you.

This stupid Turkey just playing

This time of night.

This type of shit happens all

This was fun, guys,

This was no ordinary curse,

This we ask in the name of

Those puppies up.

Those years ago.

Thought had black magic powers,

Thought of something.

Through here.

Thrown into this mess.

Time out for this one.

Time this Thanksgiving.

Time.

Times.

Times.

Tits giving.

Titties.

To be able to go with me to the

To carry on and try to live as

To do is find out where this

To ever roam the face of the

To him.

To it.

To kill a human...

To kill.

To say to you anyway, Billy?

To throw the pigskin around all

To your friends?

Together.

Tomorrow?

Tonight.

Toss it.

Tossing is illegal.

Tossing.

Totally fine, so don't worry.

Totally impossible for a Turkey

Town.

Trent is Trent.

Trip.

Trust me, kid.

Turkey ♪

Turkey can be killed if he is

Turkey is nowhere to be seen,

Turkey that would roam the earth

Turkey that would stop at

Turkey!

Turkey?

Turkey.

Turkey.

Turkey.

Turkey.

Turkey's at.

Turkey's here!

Turkeyologists all over the

Uh, goodnight, all.

Uh, no, dad...

Uh, sure, yeah.

Um, I'm looking for Kelsey.

Um, of course, yeah, no

Um, yourself?

Understand, he needs to be

Unfortunately, we haven't been

Unless he fell into some

Up on him, nail him, and tie him

Up with this rope.

Us.

View, then it is very probable

Wait for you in the car, okay?

Wait here, guys.

Wait, do we have

Wait, wait, so you actually

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...

Was Chuck Langston.

Was dishonored by a pilgrim.

Was for me.

Was it about a certain killer

Wasted.

We can do anything to top this

We did, didn't we?

We give thanks for life, the

We give thanks for this food

We got the talisman.

We haven't done anything to stop

We need to burn him

We need to warn her about that

We sure did.

We'll figure this out.

We'll go to that banquet

We'll see you in a bit.

We're gonna get so drunk and

We're thankful for.

We've been through good and bad

We've got to find a way to kill

We've got to get out of here!

Weapon of mass destruction.

Weasel.

Weeks ago.

Well done, gal.

Well I'd never known

Well, actually,

Well, anyways.

Well, fuck, Billy, we

Well, guys, here it

Well, guys, we just

Well, guys...

Well, I don't see

Well, I don't think

Well, I guess since my

Well, I know he's in a

Well, I know it sounds

Well, I sure learned

Well, I took this here ax

Well, I'm going to go check on

Well, I'm hungry.

Well, I'm not gonna lie.

Well, I'm out of gas.

Well, I'm tired.

Well, I've got to go, kids,

Well, it isn't gonna be

Well, it's kind of a

Well, looks like my

Well, maybe he can

Well, that's my last

Well, the car does

Well, there's only one way to

Well, uh, since

Well, what about

Well... he's dead.

Were harder to close than

What a loser, god!

What a nice guy.

What are the odds of that

What are you going to do?

What can I do you for?

What did you do?

What did you say?

What do you mean?

What do you say we go back to

What do you think you're

What is it that you kids are

What is this?

What kind of accident?

What now?

What the Fu...?

What the hell?

What the hell?

What was that,

What you got there?

What! What, Turkey?!

What?

What?

What? No!

What's poon?

What's that, Darren?

What's the matter,

What's up, Darren?

Whatever, I'm out of here.

Whatever.

When I'm not, I just call an

Where are you, boy?

Where did that Turkey go?

Where have I heard that name

Where have you been,

Where is it again, honey?

Where is the fucking

Where you at, man?

Where's Ali?

Where's my...

Where's the Turkey?

Whew, nothing like a long day to

White men.

Who the hell are you?

Who the hell is this

Who wants to get laid?

Whoa there, junior.

Whoa, Billy.

Whoa, guys.

Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoo!

Why are you bothering us?!

Why are you wearing that hat,

Why can't you just die already?

Why didn't you tell your father

Why, god, why?

Why, why?!

Will you go out with me?

Witch.

With him, anyway?

With it.

With your family is one of the

With.

Without any clothes on.

Work?

Work.

Work's done here.

Worked, because now he's lost

Working.

World...

Worried about the age of the

Would have this much of an

Would you mind showing us to the

Wow, Kristen.

Wow.

Written about about this Turkey?

Wrong.

Yah!

Yeah it was, man.

Yeah, and don't wander

Yeah, and for once, you know,

Yeah, demonic turkeys.

Yeah, here.

Yeah, I got a lighter

Yeah, I got it.

Yeah, I got it.

Yeah, I got some out

Yeah, I know you.

Yeah, I know, I

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I love you, Billy.

Yeah, I'm going to go pee.

Yeah, I'm really

Yeah, it was just a

Yeah, it was.

Yeah, let's sleep on it.

Yeah, maybe if you get

Yeah, nothing.

Yeah, so?

Yeah, sweetie, I'll be home

Yeah, that should've

Yeah, that sounds

Yeah, that's good.

Yeah, to one of you.

Yeah, true.

Yeah, wow, that's

Yeah, yeah it is.

Yeah, yeah!

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Drunk!

Yeah! I got it,

Yeah! Spring break,

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Years.

Yep, we've been on

Yep.

Yes, guys, she's

Yes, of course.

Yes, yes, I promise,

Yes! Yes!

Yes.

Yo, Billy.

Yo, what's the deal

Yo, what's up, man?

You all right?

You are?

You bastard, I'm

You can be my quarterback any

You can feel up your own boobs

You can just call me

You can say it.

You can screw me,

You can't do no tossing in a

You did good.

You don't

You don't believe

You fat bastard!

You got it yet?

You got the prayer ready?

You guys and your damn Turkey

You guys are so

You guys have a good night.

You guys suck sometimes.

You just got stuffed!

You kids are even more retarded

You kids are retarded.

You kids can't kill me,

You kids have done yet.

You know he's still out there.

You know Trent?

You know you like them.

You know, Johnny, that I really

You look different.

You mean Kristen?

You mean Turkey,

You mean...

You okay?

You ready?

You really don't last that long,

You should totally call me up

You son of a bitch!

You sound kind of funny.

You still got that lighter?

You stupid bitch!

You survived, and that's all

You take care.

You there.

You think that's real?

You to scare us like this.

You want to come in and wait on

You want to spend the night with

You were my, my best friend ♪

You were right,

You would have us.

You, you're trying to

You!

You! How are you still alive?

You?

You're a freak, Billy.

You're better than him.

You're crazy!

You're done, bitch.

You're exactly right.

You're gonna be fine.

You're kind of a ho.

You're my best friend.

You're my best friend.

You're my friend.

You're not such a badass after

You're one of the cool kids now.

You're right, you're

You're right.

You're starting to scare Kristen

You're the backup quarterback

You're the best son anyone

You're, like, almost as dumb as

You've ever seen before... a

Your ancestors.

Your collection of books.

Your dad thought I was pretty

Your dog had an accident.

Your guardian angel, kid.

Your legs are harder to shut

Your own size.

Your parents are right in there.

Your rapidly fading memory.

Your story was true.

510 years old.

"fuck."

"fucking"?

"However, if he is

"Peck" on someone

♪ A dead best friend

♪ And now you are a dead best

♪ And now you've gone and left

♪ As they go flying along

♪ Best friend, Billy

♪ Billy, why did you have to

♪ Come run with me

♪ Come run with me

♪ come run with me

♪ come run with me

♪ He loves his dear little

♪ He's not my friend, yeah

♪ I know you're gonna save me

♪ I know you're gonna save me

♪ I know you're gonna save me

♪ I know you're gonna save me

♪ I know you're gonna save me

♪ I know you're gonna save me

♪ Like they were made for me

♪ My friend

♪ now when they go for a...

♪ she has a...

♪ She has his heart in a whirl

♪ She is the queen of his gas

♪ Something different in

♪ Then our wedding bells will

♪ they love to spark in the

♪ To the church, we'll

♪ To the end of the world

♪ to the end of the world

♪ We were meant to be best

♪ Who's not, who's not my

♪ Why did you have to leave me

♪ you got killed by the

♪ you were my best friend,

♪ You were my, you were my

♪ Young Johnny Steele has an