Unfriended: Dark Web Edit

A horse with no legs.

A lot of time on this app,

About anyone or anything

Add User, make sure you give me administrative access.

AJ, for once in your life, just put a cork in it.

AJ, get on the... get on the damn ground!

AJ, I don't... I don't... I don't...

AJ, it's not the time.

AJ, it's... AJ, it's 3:00 in the morning in London.

AJ, just get on the ground right now, all right?

AJ: ♪ Nari ♪

AJ: ♪ Serena... ♪

AJ: Contributions?

AJ: Free money just sitting there.

AJ: I am sick and tired of all... the corruption.

AJ: I just want to... [GRUNTS]

AJ: I'm coming! I'm coming!

AJ: It's not funny, Serena.

AJ: Jesus Christ, Mom, what are you...

AJ: Matias, I'm not...

AJ: Nari?

AJ: Oh, God.

AJ: Oh, whoa! Okay.

AJ: Oh!

AJ: Okay, I am lo...

AJ: Okay. Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

AJ: Universal Life Church,

AJ: Well, oh! And hey, um, by the way,

AJ! No! AJ!

All at once.

All my stuff, go downtown to the mall,

All right, all right, all right!

All right, all right, um, all right, listen.

All right, I'll go.

All right, the exchange rate right now is 663.02

All right, uh, you're going to get her, man?

All right? Let's just... Can we just... can we just...

All right. All right. Hold on, hold on. Hold on.

All right. Bye then.

All right. Test.

All right. That's an overlay network.

All right. Um, uh...

All the other Charon clients,

All the other girls weren't.

All they really care about is targeted marketing.

Amaya is gonna love this.

Amaya, Amaya, Amaya,

Amaya, Amaya, Amaya!

Amaya, Amaya, Amaya!

Amaya, Amaya, no!

Amaya, can you... can you type?

Amaya, I didn't... I didn't send you anything.

Amaya, my...

Amaya, please.

Amaya!

Amaya.

Amaya... slow down,

Amaya's gonna be here in five minutes,

And also... and like how the hell

And disappear before she even hits the ground.

And every single girl you took.

And everybody assumes that,

And explosives...

And get there before they can get to her.

And gives the best massages in the world.

And have some fun. [DISTORTION]

And I believe in the crazy truth.

And I can't promise you that in those five minutes

And I haven't seen any of those videos that you...

And I just did it as insurance, all right?

And I love having a really good time.

And I love to have a good time.

And I noticed this computer

And I swig back the little last bit of it.

And I think Amaya's in the shower.

And I will put a knife in her throat

And I, uh,

And I'm gonna go through location services,

And I'm into snorting coke off a clown's boner and...

And it automatically connects you to the ASL site,

And it'll be like nothing ever happened.

And just keep your... keep your phone in your pocket,

And Nari's got a friend on the force,

And over Skype.

And phones and disable the indicator lights

And she'll be our witness.

And someone just paid, so this is...

And the Illuminati and corporations.

And then it's just sayonara, you know.

And then my thing was just moving so goddamn slow

And then there is a video tutorial on how to do it.

And then we can put him at your parents' table.

And then... and how it builds this special bond,

And then... and the guy,

And there are sharks swimming below you.

And they're gonna kill anyone else that might have seen it.

And they're just... Hello?!

And they're really trying some aggressive treatment,

And third, guys, how many times do I have to tell you?

And waits for someone to pay.

And we are nothing without our chain of command.

And what about the girl in the video,

And when you... and I'll explain it to you

And whoever they are, they must...

And you'll get your laptop.

And you're right.

And, and we can bring the paperwork and...

And, um, you know, what if... you guys,

Anyway, I got the idea from, uh,

Are they buying it?

Are you handling the decision tree?

Are you there?

Are you there? Can you hear me...

As soon as Amaya gets to my place,

As soon as that train reaches the station.

Assault weapons and explosives.

Assault weapons and explosives...

Aw, you're worried!

Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.

Baby...

Bam! Bam!

Bam! Yeah, right?

Basically, I almost choke on this

Bathroom. She's not feeling well.

Because I got to keep downloading the video files.

Because I wanted a better computer to work on my app with

Because it was in the cup.

Because of Facebook chat. The green light,

Because this way,

Before we start, there is something

Between me and them.

Bitcoin, that's not a real currency, right?

Bluetooth device tracking,

Bullshit, Matias. Bullshit, okay?

But he... he pushed her. He he he bloody killed Lexx.

But how did you... hello?

But I've been doing it

But it's not the point.

But just please leave Amaya out of this!

But look here, look, when I... I went on Facebook,

But that is not what I'm gonna do.

But the Internet, as you know it,

But the video's playing anyway.

But unfortunately, like, everyone now, 'cause they can see what he really looks like,

But you need to trust us, and you need to move fast.

But, um, okay, you know what, just...

But...

By the last guy you ever slept with.

By the time you logged in, if you called 911,

By the way... ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪

Bye, love you.

Can we just play a game in the meantime, act like nothing is happening?

Can you guys play a little bit longer?

Can you hear me?

Can you please sit down?

Can you see...

Can you... Can you stay on the call?

Charon 68, the first thing he wrote

Charon is the ferryman of the dead.

Charon IV, Charon IV, yeah.

Charon IV, he left it there deliberately.

CHARON IV: I lost your screen. What's going on?

CHARON IV: It's a better exchange rate.

CHARON IV: No! Do not close it.

CHARON IV: Oh, God, they pulled you across the river, didn't they?

CHARON IV: Oh, God.

CHARON IV: Shut the fuck up and listen.

CHARON IV: Tell them I switched from Bitcoin to Ethereum.

CHARON IV: The Circle, the people I work with,

CHARON IV: You don't understand

CHARON IV: You stupid motherfucker.

Charon! Charon, Charon IV. The guy whose laptop I took.

Come here, come here, come here.

Come here, come here. Good, good.

Come on, Matias.

Come on.

Come on... come on. Ah, shh.

Connected to what?

COP: Gun, gun!

COP: Open the door or we'll break it down.

COP: Open the door!

COP: Police! We have a search warrant!

COP: Suspect down.

Dammit!

Damon believes in the hard lies

Damon gets to be there for the news.

Damon stayed up just for you.

Damon, Damon knows.

Damon, I'm sorry, but what are you...

Damon, you gotta translate that, man.

DAMON: [SOBS]

DAMON: All right. No, no, it's not impossible,

DAMON: Don't answer.

DAMON: Fuck.

DAMON: God.

DAMON: I am gonna back up all the videos

DAMON: I thought you were going somewhere.

DAMON: Matias, Matias.

DAMON: No, no, no, no, Matias!

DAMON: Oh, we have her address so just we can do

DAMON: Out of this one, out of this one.

DAMON: Same here.

DAMON: Serena, oh, get out of there.

DAMON: She's probably still getting a bollocking from her mom.

DAMON: That's him, isn't it?

DAMON: They made that call two minutes ago.

DAMON: Uh, no, no, no, no, okay.

DAMON: Uh, what's up? Where are you going?

DAMON: Um, uh, the swim team,

DAMON: Why is he looking at the camera?

Did you ask Nari's dad for permission and did you film it?

Do you hear me?

Do you know what this is?

Do you wanna not tell them tonight or,

Do you wanna share... share your screen, mate?

Do you wanna...

Do you, uh... do you guys...

Does anyone know how we get this person off?

Don't disconnect.

Don't go in there, don't go in there,

Don't go in there, don't go... don't...

Don't listen to any of it.

Don't, don't, don't, don't.

Don't. Please, do not call her right now.

Drilled into the skull."

Dude, that's messed up, man.

Dude, whose computer did you buy?

Eh, it's, like, newish, yeah.

Erica Dunne.

Even assassination for hire.

Even those Fitbit things

Everyone on Facebook's just like, blup, unfriending him.

For adding blank

For you to understand me

From when you told me how hard it was

Fully certified, took five minutes online,

Get the hell out of your house. All right?

Get the laptop, go down to the police station.

Give me the money back first and then...

Go all the way to the end.

Go away. Get out of here.

Go downtown to the mall and have some fun.

Go downtown to the mall and have some fun.

Go, go.

Go, go.

Gonna take the laptop and walk away?

Good.

GPS, IP address detection,

Guess what? I have been recording.

Guys, if we don't do this, Amaya's...

Guys, it's "Charon" backwards.

Guys, it's real. The whole thing is real.

Guys, that's what they're trading.

Guys, they're not just gonna let that evidence float around.

Hackers can activate the camera on laptops

Hah, you're such a nerd, dude.

He knows how to deal with this kind of situation!

He might be a goddamn maestro.

He must have figured it out 'cause we got him.

He wanted it to be found. They all wanted it to be found.

He was gonna give it back and forget the whole thing,

He was gonna give the computer back.

He was talking about

He was... he was... he was teaching the class,

He's back. Matias.

He's coming over here, so...

He's lying to us.

He's one of them. He's one of them,

He's playing us. It's still the game.

He's talking about the money.

He's wearing a gray hoodie,

He's, he's not gonna hurt Amaya when you got...

He's, he's on the subway train with her.

He's... she's... don't, don't,

Hear me?

Hello, hair. He's talking about hair.

Hello, hello?

Hello, hello.

Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Matia...

Help me!

Help me!

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, how close are you?

Hey, Jeffcock is a family name, Lexx.

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I'm here, I'm here,

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Come here, come here!

Hey! Hey, hold on, one second.

Hi, MTV. My name is Kendra.

Hi, my name is Kendra. I'm from Malibu.

Hi.

Hidden, invisible, and it's got videos.

Hmm?

Hold on, mate. You told me you bought it on Craigslist.

Holy cow.

How are you doing that?

How can I give... I can't give you the laptop if I can't...

How close... how close are you to the subway?

How could I have warned you, Damon?

How do we know he's not listening now?

How hard it was for a hearing impaired person

How long are you gonna be gone this time?

I always thought Matias and Amaya would be the first to...

I am 10 feet away from Amaya,

I am ghosted online. They can't find me.

I am so happy for you guys.

I am so sick and tired

I am so... No, I am so thrilled for you guys, you have no idea.

I believe in the truth and Damon believes in the lies.

I can totally marry you guys, that's right.

I can't watch that.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't. Subway and bus from my place, remember that?

I didn't know

I didn't know you were deaf.

I didn't... I didn't buy it. I...

I don't care what you do to me,

I don't care what you do to me,

I don't know what I was hoping for.

I don't know, three or... three or four weeks.

I don't think Amaya's gonna be comin'.

I don't think you're ready for this.

I don't want you to have to choose

I don't want you to have to choose.

I don't want you to have to choose.

I don't... I don't know. He hasn't said anything yet.

I felt like shit the moment I took it.

I found the laptop, all right?

I got a new computer today.

I got a new laptop.

I got a tip.

I got chips and I've got dips

I got some killer bud.

I got some killer buds.

I guess the driver called, couldn't figure out

I had no... I had no idea about this.

I hate to burst your bubble.

I have more questions, man.

I just got these new speakers.

I just, um... You know...

I just... I just wanna make sure that they're going through.

I just... I kept having to go there

I know, I know.

I know, I... I've been spending

I like Velcro.

I live in Malibu. I'm into blank

I love how loud she is on the phone to her mother.

I love that idea.

I loved the look on his face when he found out

I made the whole thing up.

I mean, he, he found Amaya's apartment.

I mean, I just got in,

I mean, I'm cool with Skyping.

I mean, I'm just... their only daughter, so...

I mean, I've never cared

I mean, if you... If you knew what was coming, then it wouldn't feel real.

I mean, it's a full 30 frames a second.

I mean, that's what I want for us.

I need you to come here, okay?

I need you to get here as fast as you can, okay?

I never bail when it's at one of yours.

I really did think that was real for a second.

I remember when I had to put my dog down.

I return Amaya, you return the laptop,

I saw you and I remember thinking...

I sliced you a rabbit bowl.

I swear, if you don't start talking now...

I think it's okay.

I think you're a dead man who lost $10 million.

I told you he was gonna do this.

I told you I was... I told you I was writing something.

I told you to go to the park,

I transferred all of the money, all of the money into my account, all right?

I wanna see it.

I want nothing else to matter.

I want nothing to be in the way

I want you to listen to me,

I wanted to get an actual response out of you, you know.

I was having my morning cup of inspirational tea

I was lookin' around and I found this, uh,

I went to that ASL class,

I went... I went to the ASL class, uh...

I will do any...

I will do anything, I promise.

I will do anything.

I wish I'd asked her sooner

I won't.

I would really love to see that.

I, uh, I have no idea, this river thing.

I...

I...

I... No... I I I don't know.

I'll be right back. I'll be right back.

I'll delete everything, okay?

I'll do anything you want me to do,

I'll go.

I'll wait for you. I'll wait... I'll wait for you.

I'm a second away. I'm a second away.

I'm Erica Dunne.

I'm from Malibu.

I'm getting, getting sick of this game.

I'm gonna be honest. I was totally there.

I'm gonna go now.

I'm gonna pack up all my...

I'm gonna play it now, okay? Check it out.

I'm into having sex on top of a pizza

I'm not moving.

I'm really into the systematic destruction

I'm sorry, I'm lost. I what now?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm, uh, from Malibu,

I've got the whole thing.

If anything goes wrong between here and there,

If he saw what happened to Lexx, then doesn't he know?

If he was with Amaya, then how could he have done that to Lexx?

If I did, Amaya would be...

If I let Erica go,

If they find out

If they found Lexx, can they find the rest of us, too?

If we'd taken it, then how does that ripple

If you lay a hand on Amaya or Erica,

If, if you kill him...

In a... in a special way that would...

In case we can find out where the laptop's been,

In downtown for Flint, Michigan, for that dirty water.

In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off

In symbolic protests.

In the folder, the one called "Account?"

In the ICU?

Inside, where? Inside where?

Is because he said if anyone knew or if anyone disconnected,

Is everything okay, Matias?

Is it better, like, that we did it as a team,

Is it... Is it just a placeholder or like...

Is just the surface. You guys are just like...

Is she in on this, Matias? What's going on?

Is that... Is that Amaya?

It goes off when she loses connection.

It is a... it is a deep goddamn ocean

It is game night.

It is game night. It is game night.

It is game night. It is game night.

It is game night. It is game night.

It is game night. It is game night.

It is not just the government.

It is the circadians and the Bilderbergs

It is total integration

It looks like an old school PBS.

It was a lie.

It was all about drugs, illegal IDs,

It was cool when you stood up to him,

It was, uh, Charon68.

It would hack your phone and you would get a recording

It's 10 million.

It's a fake name.

It's a game.

It's a hacking tool.

It's a... it's a game.

It's a... it's a test of what you would do if the experience actually happened.

It's cryptocurrency. No middleman, no banks.

It's just like, straight up, like, bam.

It's just... it is improbable, but...

It's like he's placing an order for something he already paid for.

It's much faster than my old one.

It's my game. It's the one I've been working on.

It's my mom's ring.

It's nice to see your face.

It's not fair.

It's not just sharks down there, guys.

It's not... it's not real.

It's smaller than the other ones.

It's so loud.

It's so no one can track you.

It's subway and bus from my place, so I'm...

It's the... it's the Puppet Masters.

It's where you find marketplaces for bad shit, basically,

It's, um...

It's... actually, it's not, it's not supposed to be funny.

It's... That's it!

It's... um,

Jeez.

Jeffcock is a family name.

Just give me one more second, please, just one more second!

Just give me the code then.

Just go all the way down.

Just going like, "She's gonna find it soon."

Just John Cusack style.

Just leave whatever that is alone, Matias.

Just listen to me, guys. You have to stay online and act like nothing is wrong.

Just must have... must have leaked it

Just open it.

Just remember who has two thumbs

Just trust me, okay?

Just, just listen to me, all right? The reason I said it was a game

Just, please, stop!

Just... can you shut up and listen to me, please?

KELLY: I can hear you. Are you still there?

Kelly!

Kelly!

Kelly!

Kelly!

Kelly!

Kelly?

Let me... let me just... let me ask.

Let's just chat. Let's just hang out,

Let's, let's get married tonight in her room,

Lexx, come on, help me out here.

Lexx, mute your mic!

Lexx, you were... You were totally onto me from the beginning.

LEXX: Oh, my God. Mama.

Lexx!

Like a big, ol' cuddly teddy bear, huh?

Like the bad guy hacked into the phone.

Like the number four, it had an IV.

Like, say, if we had decided

Like, um, Silk Road. Damon, you know about that.

Listen to me.

Listen to me.

Listen, listen. Amaya, that's not me.

LiveLeak.

Lolita City, which is all about child porn

Look, he chooses a girl,

Look, I know... I know you're mad at me, and I know, we've both...

Look, please, I'm not... No,

Look, there's no service in the station, but there's Wi Fi in the subway cars.

MAN: Did she just jump?

Mate, Matias, what's going on?

Matias is playing with you.

Matias, are you okay?

Matias, give me access to the laptop.

Matias, go back to the beginning.

Matias, he didn't lose the laptop.

Matias, I can see the pores on your face.

Matias, Matias, Matias, Matias, okay.

Matias, please, talk to us.

Matias, this is not funny.

Matias, what was with them Roman numerals?

MATIAS: [SCREAMS]

MATIAS: [SOBBING]

MATIAS: Can you, uh, do you understand it?

MATIAS: Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

MATIAS: Damn it.

MATIAS: He's gonna kill Amaya

MATIAS: Hello, hello!

MATIAS: Hello?

MATIAS: Hey, guys, I'm gonna head out real quick.

MATIAS: Hey, um, Amaya's... Amaya's gonna be late.

MATIAS: I can... I can get there faster.

MATIAS: I know what I'm asking you to do is...

MATIAS: I'm sorry, Serena,

MATIAS: Lexx!

MATIAS: Nice, that was fast.

MATIAS: No, no, no, no!

MATIAS: No, no, no! No, no!

MATIAS: No! No! No!

MATIAS: Okay. All right.

MATIAS: Really?

MATIAS: Serena, Serena, get out of there right now!

MATIAS: They're saying... they're saying recite the code.

MATIAS: This is Amaya's favorite sunset spot.

MATIAS: Um...

MATIAS: Wait, guys, where is Lexx?

MATIAS: Wait, I'm just... What are you gonna be doing?

MATIAS: Wait. Who, who, who is that?

MATIAS: Well, one of them was actually sending me

MATIAS: What?

MATIAS: What's going on with Nari?

MATIAS: Yeah, here, I'm sorry. What's up?

MATIAS: Yes, I'm calling Lexx right now.

Matias?

Matty, you are so dead.

Maybe we should do a guided meditation together.

Method... what's he...

Might be a while.

More romantic than being married

My mom.

Nari is going to meet you down at the police station,

Nari, Nari, please. Do not do that.

Nari, that's ridiculous.

NARI: [GASPS]

NARI: [GASPS] Matias, go to the end.

NARI: [LAUGHS]

NARI: Are we... don't worry, okay?

NARI: Bam!

NARI: Big boy that'll probably show up a lot

NARI: Matias, shut it off!

NARI: No, no, no. We're not going to.

NARI: On a white horse.

NARI: Someday what?

NARI: The last one, it's a small file.

NARI: They're not coming, so....

NARI: Wait, wait, stop.

Nari!

Nari!

Nari?

Nari.

Nari...

Next time you're servicing your porn addiction, AJ.

Nice recovery, mate, but still it sucks.

No more calls, all right? We just... you can...

No, actually, I really hope you don't.

No, Amaya, that's not me!

No, I can't.

No, I didn't. I just bashed her head.

No, I didn't... I didn't steal it, I just...

No, I...

No, Nari is on her way there right now.

No, Nari, I know, I know. I just... That was a...

No, no, I'm here. I mean, keep going.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't...

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, we need... we need Damon.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. No, no, no. No.

No, no, there's no such thing as free money, AJ.

No, no, this is... Okay.

No, no.

No, no.

No, wait, wait, wait. Look at those addresses.

No, wait. Do not... No! If these guys are that good...

No, you killed Kelly!

No, your mom's gonna be okay.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No.

No.

No.

No. Fuck you!

No. No, guys, do... hey, listen, do not click the link.

No. No, I'm just, uh...

No. No, no, I am calling the police.

Not far. Uh...

Of all you sheeple not being sick and tired enough

Of an entire people and their way of life...

Of how much I love you.

Of the newly deceased across the river Styx..."

Of Wi Fi and cell towers,

Oh, AJ.

Oh, bloody hell, he's away with the fairies.

Oh, come on, guys, guys,

Oh, damn it, damn it. Hold on, hold on.

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, I just... I just added a new feature.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, more like a goddamn psycho.

Oh, my God, and stereo even.

Oh, my God, this is...

Oh, my God! Did you... Wait, did you, uh,

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. He he killed Lexx.

Oh, my God. You're so bad at this.

Oh, no, no, no. Come on.

Oh, no.

Oh, right.

Oh, shit!

Oh, the poor schmuck never made it to 69.

Oh, um, sorry, uh,

Oh, wait, oh, wait! Oh, wait! Uh, hold on.

Oh, wait, they're typing in all caps.

Oh, why bother?

Oh, yeah, okay, Alistair Jeffcock.

Oh, you just float around up there

Oh, you know what, fuck around all you want, asshole!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oi, so what? Are you guys gonna come over or what?

Okay, guys. Hey, listen to me for a second, all right?

Okay, he's gone. AJ, AJ, AJ,

Okay, how about, uh... we go analog, huh?

Okay, I'll be right there. I'm almost there.

Okay, let's see here.

Okay, listen,

Okay, Matias, do you wanna go first and then...

Okay, Matias. We get it. I'm kind of done with this now.

Okay, okay, can you... Can you do me a favor?

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Okay, okay.

Okay, you know what? Send the link.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. [CHUFFING SOUNDS]

Okay. All right, all right, all right, all right.

Okay. Be calm. Just be...

Okay. He's right, he's right. You need to get to AJ's house.

Okay. Well,

Once I knew that she was free too.

One sec, sorry.

Only an elitist asshat would have that kind of name.

OPERATOR: 911, please state the nature of your emergency.

OPERATOR: Sir, can you tell me your name?

OPERATOR: Sir, is this a real emergency?

Or as a solo experience?

Or something. I don't know.

Or something. Your computer called mine.

Or the... or the... or the first one,

Or vulnerable routers so they can...

Or whatever, just stay on, okay?

Or with a boom box.

Or you would if you were comin' over but you're not.

Per XPT

Please just give me one second.

Please say you did because oh, my God, I just...

Please, don't do this.

Please, please,

Please, please, just please don't hurt her.

Please, please!

Please!

Please!

Please. He can hear and see everything, all right?

Pretentious twat.

Private messages earlier.

Really obscure shit, because I have seen everything

Return the money.

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

Second word: A B Y S S U M.

See, it was a lure. They were phishing.

Serena, get out of there right now!

Serena, is your... Is your mom excited?

Serena, Nari.

SERENA: [CRIES] Oh, my...

SERENA: [GRUNTS]

SERENA: AJ will be fine. He's a big boy.

SERENA: Are you calling Lexx right now?

SERENA: Guys, we didn't click the link,

SERENA: I know.

SERENA: Is no one offended by...

SERENA: Matias, Damon...

SERENA: Nari.

SERENA: No, Matias, don't open it, please.