The Wrestler Edit

A bottle of DBOL, 100 bucks. For your bitch tits, I got you a bottle of Arimidex, 200 bucks.

A lesbian.

A little less.

A little less.

A little less.

A little less.

A little more.

A lot of chicken flying out the door. There you go, honey. Have a good day.

A lot of people told me that I'd never wrestle again.

A parade of hot, horny housewives...

Ah

Ah

Ah, fuck! I quit!

Ah, fuck.

Ah, I don't even remember that.

Ah, man, I just overheated and blacked out. That's all.

Ah, shit.

Ah, shit.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah! Goddamn it!

Ah.

Ah.

Ali gets back up, kicks him!

All good?

All I got is weekends.

All right, guys. Listen up.

All right! Come on, baby.

All right.

All right. Here There! There it is! Ram Jam! You're finished.

All right. S.L.G., where are you?

All right. See you later, man.

All right. So we're gonna really milk it tonight.

All right. You guys got it?

All together, 995. I know you only got 400. Give me the 400.

Am I supposed to bow back? I bow to you?

And a rematch? Hey. This could be history all over again.

And a true American, the people's hero...

And by his wounds we were healed. "

And don't forget Tuesday night is

And everything that loves you.

And his opponent, from Elizabeth, New Jersey weighing in at

And I ain't as pretty as I used to be.

And I cannot fucking do it anymore!

And I deserve to be all alone.

And I forget stuff...

And I just

And I just thought I needed to tell you.

And I took your advice. I went and saw my daughter.

And I want you to keep warm.

And I went out and had a drink, and another drink, and I just spaced.

And I'm alone.

And I'm okay with that. It's better.

And if I stare too long

And last but not least, for the strap...

And now

And outdated

And somebody left this for you.

And that's all I do.

And that's why

And the Ram is up immediately...

And the stuff that you're putting in your body you need to cut it out.

And then then you'd beg to go back in again.

And then you'll get your

And this fear keeps them down

And we go have a beer, okay?

And we'd walk all the way through like that.

And wrap your arms around my leg.

And you're not one of Mikey Bosch's buddies, right?

And, um and help you pick something out?

And, you know, the only place I get hurt is out there.

And... trust me...

Another million and a half sitting at home watching it on pay per view.

Anyway, you don't want that fuckin' luggage, so

April 6, 1989...

Are Are they all on sale, or just the regular ones?

Are you fucking kidding me? Are you kidding me?

Are you sure?

As far as exercise goes, it's still okay, as long as it's moderate.

As time goes by, they say, "He's washed up.

Asshole! Come on!

At last.

Aw, fuck.

Baby

Balls to the wall

Balls to the wall

Bang your head

Bang your head

Bang your head

Because I think you still feel something.

Because you are a fuck up!

Begging for your meat.

Bet I can make you smile when the blood it hits the floor

Bet I can make you smile when the blood it hits the floor

Billy Bob Banjo hit me with a two by four.

Bless you.

Blood!

Bob's gonna dust off the old turban.

Bondage is over the human race

Bottle of Anadrol, 250. Bottle of E.Q., 75 bucks.

Bottle of insulin, 100 bucks. You got four boxes of Sustanon.

Bounce back on the ropes, flips him out to the stands!

Bring it, Bob!

But don't forget. Two months. Rahway. Legend signing.

But goddamn it, I'm still standing here, and I'm the Ram.

But I can't.

But it just didn't work out like that.

But, no! You just keep doing the same shit to me over and over again!

But, you know, at the same time, I have this line...

Bye.

Call me Randy.

Can't do what?

Cassidy. Cassidy!

Cassidy. Come on, Cassidy. Get back up there.

Choke slam!

Clean?

Come by.

Come here, you fat piece of crap!

Come here.

Come on in.

Come on, brother. My back went out. Let me just at least get my ice packs.

Come on, guys. Let's all go take a shower together.

Come on, Lenny. Open up.

Come on, man. Of course. Straight in.

Come on, people. Let's pick it up. Where's Katie?

Come on! Come on!

Come on! Get up!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Hey, one beer.

Come on. I'm not gonna, like

Come on. Open it.

Comin' up. Down and out. Come on.

Crazy shit, man. Crazy.

Dead! You're so dead!

Did I what?

Did you forget how to knock?

Do you like it?

Do you need extra protein without the extra calories?

Do you understand? Done.

Doc, I'm a professional wrestler.

Does that make a difference what she

Don't Don't leave the foils on too long, because last time they broke off.

Don't get used to it.

Don't know what you got till it's

Don't talk to the lady like that.

Don't tell me!

Don't throw it all away

Don't walk away

Don't work his leg, man. That's Everybody does that.

Don't you have a daughter? Where's your daughter?

Done. Quitting.

Dropped like a brick, and, you know, I don't remember nothin'.

Dude, you gotta! It's It's amazing.

Eighteen.

Except older.

Fifth, Kevin Matthews versus Inferno.

Fifty even.

Filled with nothin' but dust and weeds

Forty seven.

Forty six.

Fourth, Judas the Traitor versus Rob Eckos. Intermission.

Fuck you, Necro!

Fuck you, Necro! Fuck you!

Fuck!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. Come on. Let's

Get me loose

Get out there with the rest of the party!

Get out.

Go ahead. Open it.

Go. Go, go, go.

God bless ya

Goddamn it, I quit!

Goddamn it, Lenny.

Goddamn it!

Goddamn it!

Goddamn it.

Goddamn, look at you. You are one smoking baby. Mmm.

Goddamn.

Goddamn. I almost didn't recognize you.

Good work, man.

Good. Go to your car. I'll meet you out there in 15 minutes.

Got Chinese and I got Serostim.

Goth? Punk? Hippie?

Grab some. Yeah.

Great job.

Great neighborhood, and... cheaper.

Great show, Ram.

Great show, Ram.

Great talk, Randy.

Half a pound of pesto pasta on the button.

Have a nice day, lady.

Have you ever seen a one armed man

Have you ever seen a one legged dog

Have you ever seen a one legged man

Have you ever seen a one trick pony

Have you ever seen a scarecrow

He is punishing the Ram. My goodness. How much can this man take?

He said he was your promoter.

He's all through. "

Hell of a match out there, man. Hell of a match.

Here tonight on August 1, 1984, mark it down,

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here you go. Lay it on, brother. Lay it on.

Here. A pound of German potato salad, please.

Here's what I'm thinkin'.

Hey, Adam!

Hey, Bob. I'm glad to see things haven't changed.

Hey, bro. Look at you. You're all diesel, man. How you doing, brother?

Hey, bro. This is supposed to say "Randy. "

Hey, can I have some tequila over here, please?

Hey, have a beer with me?

Hey, here we go.

Hey, hey. You girls are being a little rude to the lady.

Hey, I'm just trying to help.

Hey, man, I don't give a shit. I just wanna wrestle. That's right.

Hey, maybe we could go out to dinner sometime.

Hey, Nigel. How you doing, brother? Long time.

Hey, Pam!

Hey, Rafael!

Hey, Ram.

Hey, Stevie.

Hey, thank you. I mean, come on, baby. You saved my ass.

Hey, thanks. Thanks a lot.

Hey, there. How you doing, man?

Hey, uh, is Stephanie home?

Hey, what's up there? I haven't seen you for a while.

Hey, you okay, ref?

Hey, you there. Hey.

Hey! Touchdown! Goddamn! How about them Cowboys?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Bye, monkey.

Hey. Hey, you.

Hey. I heard Bob was doing really good with his used car lot out in Arizona.

Hey. Stephanie.

Hey. There's nothing like experience.

Hey. Tommy. We're gonna be working tonight.

Hey. When'd you get here?

Hey. Whoa.

Hey. You okay with that table hit?

Hey. You said one beer.

Hi, I'm Cassidy.

Hi, this is Stephanie. Leave a message.

Hi.

Hmm?

Hmm. At least he's got a job, right?

Hmm. Let's do it.

Hmm. What was that all about?

Hmm. Yeah, I don't really You know.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold on. All right. Hold on. There we go.

Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!

How about a private dance, make you feel a little better?

How you doing tonight?

How'd you find me?

Huh! Forget about you.

Huh?

Huh?

I always leave with less than I had before

I am done.

I can I can do without that.

I can't fucking

I can't go there.

I can't leave with a customer, you know.

I can't really talk right now.

I can't stand it! I can't fucking cry for you! I can't fucking do it anymore!

I can't... do this.

I come and stand at every door

I come and stand at every door

I didn't mean all those things that I said, 'cause

I didn't mean to piss you off. Come on.

I do things your fiancée's never even dreamed of doing.

I do.

I don't Smoked ham, I guess

I don't believe it. Everybody needs a father...

I don't even like you.

I don't ever want to see you again.

I don't hate you. I don't love you.

I don't know what you wanna do.

I don't know, man. I think that's pretty rock and roll.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I'll tell you, I think that's a lot of bullshit...

I don't think I'm quite ready for that yet.

I don't want any of that Chinese stuff.

I don't want him to bargain.

I don't want to hear you.

I don't want to see you.

I forgot how much fun this was, Ram!

I fucking quit!

I got a I got a kid.

I got a lot of stuff swimming around in my head...

I got a question

I got a question, if you can answer this

I got some stuff I gotta do.

I guarantee you, this lady's a hundred times hotter...

I guess they got it off your W 4 or something.

I had a few ideas. I was thinking, you know, maybe just for the heat...

I have responsibilities. I have a son.

I haven't been here in ages.

I haven't seen you in a while. How you been?

I heard you collapsed at the DiFusco show.

I just been alone, and, uh...

I just don't want you to hate me.

I just want to say...

I just want to tell you.

I knew right

I knew right from the beginning

I knew right from the beginning

I knew right from the start

I know I know you from someplace.

I know you hate me.

I know you, Tommy. I saw you out in, uh, Pennsylvania a couple months ago.

I know, and I apologize. Look, I apologize.

I know.

I know. I know. I can

I landed on my shoulder and cracked my clavicle right in half.

I left you.

I like your T shirts.

I love all of you. Thank you so much!

I mean, for God knows how long. We're both gassing.

I mean, it's winter, so maybe you want something warmer, like a peacoat.

I mean, who knows? I'm in pretty good shape right now.

I need you, man.

I really don't know.

I should go back in.

I tell you what. Here.

I think so.

I think Stephanie is, uh...

I think they got too fried.

I think we did what we wanted to do.

I thought we had a little something going on here.

I used to try to pretend that...

I waited in that restaurant for two hours Two fucking hours

I wanna main event it with you two guys.

I want a eight piece. That's two breasts.

I want ya

I want ya

I want you to give this to your little guy. It's a

I was walking in the dressing room, and the guys told me I just...

I'd probably break down and cry

I'll be back.

I'll give you something to boo about!

I'll see you maniacs in a little while.

I'll take it from here.

I'll tell you something. I hated the fuckin' '90s.

I'll wait till later when it's quiet.

I'm a finder and I'm a keeper

I'm a mom.

I'm almost done.

I'm an old, broken down piece of meat.

I'm beggin' you, please

I'm better looking than them anyway.

I'm coming out there, and I'll beat the hell out of each and every one of you!

I'm doing my thing. I'm going to work.

I'm gonna kill him!

I'm here.

I'm here.

I'm like, "What?"

I'm not a loser I ain't no weeper

I'm not gonna take a bite out of you or anything.

I'm really here.

I'm sorry, sweetie. We said the other girl.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

I'm the one who was supposed to make everything okay for everybody.

I'm the one...

I'm very grateful to be here.

I'm working.

I've seen you get stressed out. I don't want you to be stressed. Let me get this asshole out.

If you really want to go

If you've ever seen a one armed man then you've seen me

If you've ever seen a one legged dog then you've seen me

If you've ever seen a one legged man then you've seen me

If you've ever seen a one trick pony then you've seen me

If you've ever seen that scarecrow then you've seen me

In the field so happy and free

Infidel!

Is how you dance You're up to no

Is that what you want to see?

Is you people here.

Isn't that when you sit on other dudes' faces?

It didn't feel like a mistake to me.

It had a loose nail in it, split my bicep right the hell open.

It makes the growth last longer. Need anything else?

It was 20,000 people.

It won't be able to handle a strenuous activity.

It would pop out of a coffin.

It'll just be a minute.

It's a Randy the Ram action figure.

It's broke. Permanently.

It's dinnertime!

It's in Wilmington.

It's not exactly It's not a turn on.

It's okay, Ram. Take it home.

It's over! That's one for the ages.

It's the fourth quarter. Come on. Come on. Come on.

It's this kick ass little vintage shop in Elizabeth.

It's, uh It's shiny.

Just maybe, uh, keep the running to a minimum.

Just need the juice, and you're all right, then, right?

Just sign here, please.

Just stuff.

Just wear the fuckin' thing, all right?

Just, you know, hang out for a little while.

Keep the heat on us, beat the shit out of us. Boom, boom, boom, boom.

Kick! Ah! Oh!

Kind of scary. You know, you got a big metal thing up against you, but...

Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...

Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, the legend...

Leave me loose

Lenny, why are you doing this to me?

Lenny.

Lenny.

Less.

Let me make an honest woman out of you.

Let's see what we got.

Let's take it home.

Like maybe I can hit the ropes once, take a bump for you, but, like, no crisscrossing, please.

Like there's something wrong with wanting to have a good time.

Listen, uh, when you get settled in, you want to go over some of the things?

Listen, uh, you're gonna have to count me out of Utica.

Listen. I had a heart attack.

Listen. I had a heart attack...

Listen. Why don't I meet you there on Saturday...

Little less.

Little more, little more.

Look at me.

Look at this. 1986, Denver Coliseum.

Look at this. Got an "S" on it.

Look, I'm I'm I know I came off like a bitch the other day, and I'm really sorry.

Make love to me right now

Makin' his way down the street

Man

Man.

March 23, 1988, and Randy "The Ram" Robinson...

Marlene, can I have some help in here, please?

Maybe if I went out and did something special, you know?

Metal health will drive you mad

Metal health will drive you mad

Mm hmm. Yeah, the schools are really awesome...

Mmm.

Mr. Magnificent threw me over the top ropes.

My brother used to have your poster on his door.

My first match ever was you versus Davey Diamond at the Spectrum.

My heart's still tickin'.

My money.

My only faith's in the broken bones and bruises I display

Nah, I'm good, man. I'm good. Uh, listen.

Nah, I'm retiring.

Nah.

Never heard of the guy.

Next on the main stage will be Cassidy

Next time, you might not be so lucky.

Nice guy, don't you think?

No contact with the customers. I gotta go.

No matter where I go I can represent hood

No, first time, coming off

No, I don't want to do that.

No, I mean somewhere quiet, not

No, I mean you look lovely.

No, I'm okay.

No, it's okay.

No, no, no. Randy! Randy!

No, you're special.

No.

No. I, uh, brought you a present.

No. W Well I I think you're awesome. I think that you're a great guy.

Now and then when I see her face

Now I don't hear as good as I used to...

Now I'm gonna take you out, baby!

Now they callin' me Hollywood

Now, back to you. Listen. What kind of car do you want, man?

Now, I'm telling you, it was one of the historic matches in history.

Oh, come on. I want to watch your face when you read it.

Oh, come on. I'm sorry, Volpe. You know I'd kill to do it.

Oh, come on. They were punks.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, get a fucking room.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, hey. What are you gonna do?

Oh, I'm so fucking psyched!

Oh, Jesus. You're bleeding.

Oh, just

Oh, look at this. We can

Oh, man, we can't go in there.

Oh, my God. Does it hurt?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

Oh, okay.

Oh, Robin.

Oh, sh Oh, shit!

Oh, shit, that's speedy.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that's this condo thing down in Trenton.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. What about this?

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah. This is the good stuff.

Oh, you're here. You're at your job. Great.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Always was a glutton for punishment.

Oh. Great. I'll, uh I'll loosen up.

Oh. Hey, Pam.

Oh. How are you feeling?

Oh. I don't feel like Hercules.

Oh. Oh. Sorry to hear that.

Oh. Ooh.

Oh. So, we're in the clear? We're all good?

Oh. Thanks, Meliss.

Oh. Uh, is, uh, Stephanie home?

Okay, it's eight. There you go, Matthew.

Okay, just relax.

Okay, Ram. You're all set.

Okay, Ram. You're good. Go take a shower.

Okay, uh, bye.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Comin' up.

Okay. How's this right here? I'm the heel and you're the face. Done.

Okay. I'll dance for you then. Here we go.

Okay. Let me get this out.

Okay. Let's see what you got there.

Okay. Ready, guys?

Okay. So, uh, which, in your opinion, is the best smoked ham?

Okay. Thanks.

Okay. Very good. Okay. Calm down.

Okay. You got it, brother.

Okay. You know, maybe later.

On the main stage, the exotic

One, two, th Hey! Who you pushing?

One, two, three, four, five

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three!

One, two, three!

One, two, three!

One, two, three!

One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three.

One, two, three. You're out. Yeah!

Ooh.

Over, baby

Painkillers? Vics? Percs?

Pam.

Party like a fireman party.

Party? What do you call party?

Phoenix is not out of the question.

Pick it up, baby.

Pin me! Come on, Ram. Pin me!

Playing right to this sold out Madison Square Garden.

Pounding the vice. And it could be time for Ram Jam.

Pulling them out, they're gonna leave a couple little holes, a little bit of blood loss there.

Punchin' at nothin' but the breeze

Put your arms down. Okay, try and relax. Calm down.

Quarter pound of Swiss.

Rafael

Ram Ram, you okay? You all right?

Ram a lam!

Ram Jam! Ram Jam!

Ram Jam! Ram Jam!

Ram Jam! Ram Jam!

Ram Jam! Ram Jam!

Ram Jam! Ram Jam!

Ram Jam! Ram Jam! Ram Jam!

Ram Jam! Ram Jam! Ram Jam!

Ram Jam! Ram Jam! Ram Jam!

Ram Jam! Ram Jam! Ram Jam!

Ram Jam! Ram Jam! Ram Jam!

Ram Jam! Ram Jam! Ram Jam!

Ram Jam! Ram Jam! Ram Jam!

Ram Jam! Ram Jam! Ram Jam! Ram Jam!

Ram man! Been a while.

Ram, use my leg! Use it! Use my leg!

Ram, you all right?

Ram, you really popped that crowd.

Ram!

Ram!

Ram! Ram!

Ram?

Ram? Are you all right?

Ram. Ram!

Randy

Randy Randy, there are customers!

Randy "The Ram" Robinson

Randy "The Ram" Robinson!

Randy "The Ram" Robinson!

Randy "The Ram"...

Randy, I'm Dr. Moayedizadeh.

Randy, you almost died.

Randy.

Randy.

Reminds me of childhood memories

Right there. Used to be the Monster Motel.

Robin Ramzinski, come to the pharmacy.

Robin. Robin, man. It's Randy. Randy.

Robinson!

Robinson!

Round

Round and round

Sacrificial Ram.

Saturday would be better.

Say what you want, hater It's all good, yeah

Second, we got Havoc and Cobian versus Billy the Kid and Lex Lethal.

Set to do battle with the Ayatollah.

Seventh, Paul E. Normous and Andy Anderson versus Jim Powers and Papadon.

She sort of ripped me a new asshole.

She takes me away to that special place

She's got a smile that it seems to me

Shut the hell up! That's it, old man!

Sixth, we got Sugga and DJ Hyde versus the Funky Samoans.

So I really gotta wear one of these things?

So what are you doing right now?

So what's the problem?

So, how's it all looking?

So, how's the old man doing these days?

So, my my knees, my back, anything you need me to do, sir.

So, they're just fucking, or what's the story?

So, uh, do you want to party?

So, what are you doing in our town of Rahway?

So, you know what? No. I don't care if you had a heart attack. Fuck you!

Sorry. I was sure the gate'd be bigger.

Start working out?

Steal my move, Randy? This is how you do it!

Steph, guess who finally decided to show up.

Stephanie.

Stephanie.

Stop it.

Sunday night, I get a call and they say, "He's back in. It's on again. "

Sure.

Sure. What's up? What's up?

Sweet child o'mine

Sweet love of mine

Take a look at this here.

Take it easy! Ah!

Take some time Let me know

Tell him not to lose it. It's a $300 collector's item.

Tell me friend, can you ask for anything more

Tell me friend, can you ask for anything more

Tell me, can you ask for anything more

Tell me, can you ask for anything more

Telling myself, "Maybe something happened. Maybe he's stuck in traffic. "

Terry C., Caggiano, Fatback.

Than any skank ass pussy you're gonna be marrying.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. I really appreciate this.

Thank you. That's very sweet.

Thanks for all the good news.

That I can't

That I can't wrestle no more.

That would be a dream.

That you would end up winning

That you would end up winning

That's a great looking kid you got there.

That's all I do

That's all I do

That's bullshit.

That's excellent! I was just gonna cancel the minivan.

That's freaky.

That's hot.

That's not a good idea.

That's not really your present. I got you something else.

That's what he said, huh?

That's what I want. Two big breasts.

That's where we meet

That's why I wanted to talk to you, you know.

The "S" stands for "Stephanie. "

The Ayatollah will not let go.

The Ayatollah!

The club and the real world they don't mix.

The horns are out. Here it comes. Ram Jam! My goodness!

The ones with the politics, they run the show.

The only ones who are gonna tell me when I'm through doing my thing...

The Ram right where we have seen him so many times before...

The world don't give a shit about me.

Then super kick and, uh, Ram Jam...

Then that Cobain pussy had to come around and ruin it all.

Then we get up, double dropkick, we powder out again.

Then you've seen me

Then you've seen me

Then you've seen me

Then you've seen me

Then you've seen me

Then you've seen me

There he is.

There is no more fixing this.

There we go.

There you go.

There you go.

There's 12 seconds left. Go. Down and out. Here. Both hands.

There's three amps in a box, $30 on a box a buck, 20.

These things that have comforted me I drive away

They beat the living fuck out of him the whole two hours, and...

They believe slaves always lose

They were, like, based on World War II, but this one's with Iraq.

They're coming to get you

They're not done with you yet.

Think you could, uh, sign this for me?

Thirty one.

Thirty one. Yeah, can I get

This copy's for you.

This game is so old.

This hard core stuff. What do you Talk to me about it. What do you wanna do tonight?

This is backstage?

This is how you do it!

This is in there pretty good, Ram.

This is your real present.

This kind of thing brings people together.

This place that is my home I cannot stay

This.

Three more miles. Three more miles.

Through my heart

Throwing haymakers and a pile driver!

To you all tonight...

Too many slaves in this world

Tough dude.

Trust me, baby. You're gonna be so happy.

Try and relax. Just try and relax.

Tryin' to dance his way free

Twentieth anniversary of you and Ayatollah at the Garden.

Twenty seven.

Two big breasts Uh, something with a brain.

Two bottles of tren, $75 each a buck, 50.

Two words: Re... match.

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!