Crazy Rich Asians Edit

A game of chicken with me.

A little bit much, I know.

A new life together in New York.

A poor, raised by a single mother,

A rare Cambodian gong.

A real family man.

A sad, lonely flower no one wants to be around.

A toast, guys.

A wonderful time.

About my visitation rights with Cassian.

About Rachel and me, you'll be first to hear.

About that article.

About those stupid girls

Accept anything less than that?

Actually, I wanted to bring you over

Actually, they met at Cambridge.

Actually... No.

After takeoff, would you like to enjoy the lounge chairs,

Ah Ma insists all your clothes be washed

Ah Ma is here.

Ah Ma says if we don't pass traditions down like this,

Ah Ma, Mum,

Ah Ma!

Ah Ma...

Ah Ma...

Ah, a little college reunion.

Ah, cha, cha, cha! Don't be shy.

Ah. I remember Astrid.

Ahh!

Alistair, your father's looking for you.

Alix.

All I could think about was reaching out for him,

All I wanted was a weekend away with my boys.

All over again.

All right, dig in, guys. Oh.

All right, it's fine. Stay there.

All right, so

All right, sorry about that.

All right, that's it for today.

All right?

All right.

All right.

All right.

Also, I have to say,

Also, your son woke up. He wants to see you.

Although our families, particularly his mother,

Although,

Always wanted us to get married.

Am I totally out of the picture?

Amanda knows everyone

Amanda, no. Amanda, not now!

Amanda.

An adequate wife to her son.

And a giant tiger.

And a movie theater.

And a sandwich for Peik Lin.

And Ah Ma, she liked my face. She said I had a lucky nose.

And all Americans think about is their own happiness.

And B,

And became pregnant with another man's child.

And before he found out, she ran away to America.

And brought me out here.

And can we eat them?

And connecting with the divine in all of us.

And cut!

And Donald Trump's bathroom.

And even then only at night.

And from you for good.

And her little soldier toy boy, Mikey.

And her mother.

And her parents own

And his family's fat ass property portfolio.

And I am done making excuses for them.

And I don't wanna do it alone with Bernard Tai.

And I got pregnant with his baby.

And I love who I am around you.

And I mean, Rachel loves her job in New York.

And I think it's about time

And I would love for you to come.

And I would throw in a Korean snail face mask.

And I'm sorry Nick's father couldn't be here.

And if he chose his family,

And if she becomes Mrs. Nicholas Young,

And it can't just be one thing or the other.

And it's not ready for guests.

And jump in a pumpkin?

And just kind of threw it in there?

And kill us both,

And like the rolling green hills.

And make me the happiest man in this world?

And Malaysia, Thailand, Brunei, New Mexico.

And meet up with that strange college roommate of yours.

And my mom didn't even go to college.

And now, I just don't want to cause any trouble.

And order room service?

And pressed every two weeks.

And puke at the same time.

And she earned her real estate license

And she had good reason to be concerned.

And she looked at me like I was nothing.

And she's always wanted that for me.

And she's brilliant. NYU's youngest faculty member.

And she's probably the only one

And she's really grounded and down to earth,

And some beer. Maybe some rugby.

And some champagne.

And sunglasses. I don't care about that.

And the birds are chirping,

And the other one came back as Asian Ellen.

And the rest of the world would fall away.

And the sacrifice it would take.

And then there's the other half.

And then we could eat one of the three homemade

And then you end up eating all my dessert.

And then you pinch, pinch, pinch.

And there is a reason why I lived with Ah Ma growing up.

And they went all the way down here.

And they've been perfecting it for generations.

And this is quite a place.

And this will be the perfect excuse to get out of it.

And to raise a family.

And us being here together wrapping dumplings.

And we fell in love,

And we make some really poor decisions.

And we'll deal with it after.

And who knows, if all goes well in Singapore,

And who's this?

And women lift up economies.

And yes, my family has money,

And you can get changed in there.

And you look tired from your trip.

And you must be Rachel.

And you, the bachelor,

And you'll see Cassian when it's good for him,

And you're not our own kind.

And you're playing with your grandkids

And you're worried about making a scene?

And your room is all ready for you.

And, you know, they're your family.

Any asshole can plan a normal stag party.

Anytime. Please.

Anyway, I think I've had enough with dumplings

Araminta!

Are due next week.

Are they? Oh, wow!

Are we in some kind of fairy tale story

Are you bringing the girl you're seeing

Are you sure you gave me the right address?

Are you thinking of walking out?

Are your parents academics as well?

Aren't good Chinese sons

As custodians of the Calthorpe is ended.

As if every minute of my life I'm not reminded of it.

As it should be.

As of this evening,

As you wish.

Astor! Vanderbilt! Rockefeller!

Astrid has the biggest heart of any of my cousins.

Astrid is awesome.

Astrid. So good to see a face I know.

At her self anointed coronation in 1878.

At the fashion boutique!

At the next intersection,

Auntie Jacqueline.

Auntie, this is Dolce.

Aunties.

Aww.

Baby! Oh, my gosh!

Bak bak, bitch!

Bak bak. Okay.

Based in Taiwan, works in movies.

Be a dear and take care of that.

Be careful, your fingers.

Beautiful? It's 200 mil worth of real estate.

Because Ah Ma wouldn't give him the family ring.

Because I had no idea the work

Because I just need 30 seconds with this woman.

Because I'm gonna take her on the rounds.

Because if Nick chose me, he would lose his family.

Because it would just be you...

Because it's just you...

Because maybe for the first time in my life,

Because they can.

Before I forget, I need your help tomorrow.

Before we go, I think you should go and talk to him.

Bernard is the human douche nozzle

Bernard Tai.

Bernard.

Better too many than have people say we're stingy.

Bitch, I saw this first!

Bloody hell!

Blue and white is for Chinese funerals.

Bun Bun.

Burmese pearl drop earrings.

But all this doesn't just happen.

But an old schoolmate of mine helped me through things,

But Astrid and I, we used to hide cigarettes in his paws.

But don't forget,

But don't forget. Dinner at Ah Ma's tonight.

But for you, you may think it's old fashioned.

But having been through it all,

But he seems different.

But he was a factory worker in China.

But he's not back for good.

But I buried it.

But I make myself useful.

But I wanna talk to you

But I was so afraid my husband would find us.

But I...

But I'm here now.

But I'm sure she'll be at the back somewhere laying low.

But I've always thought of it as theirs.

But I've got everything covered.

But I've just realized,

But it's hard to understand from the outside.

But it's my bachelorette party this weekend,

But let's be clear.

But Rachel and I will be staying together.

But Rachel has been lying to us about her family

But she came around, obviously.

But she did what she thought was best for the family.

But she says this room

But she worked really hard, and she studied,

But some things I need to figure out on my own.

But the Young family, they're old money rich.

But there isn't anything she wouldn't do for me.

But using his psychology.

But we didn't really have a big family like this.

But we do have to go make some dumplings first.

But wearing a lucky color

But wherever you are in the world,

But will always have your back.

But you can't beat 2,000 years of Chinese filial piety.

But you can't swerve.

But you didn't like me the second I got here.

But you have integrity. That's why I respect you.

But you have ping pong tits!

But you're not a captain in the army anymore.

But, now that he's back, I'm sure all is forgiven.

But?

But...

By dawn, they'll be gone.

Call me Auntie. Auntie Neenah.

Camp out here

Can find other accommodation.

Can I have a tissue please?

Can I punch him in the face? Just once.

Charity work, worrying that it might

Check our bags, get through security,

Chickens are bitches.

China instant noodle Chus. Rachel,

Chinese American.

Chu are you?

Cocktails served in pineapples.

Colin and Araminta's wedding

Colin, I've known you since you were in nappies.

Colin's wedding.

Come and sit.

Come here.

Come on,

Come on, I'm Colin's best man.

Come on, it won't be all bad.

Come on! Come on!

Come on.

Come to Singapore.

Come with me.

Come. Come.

Coo coo chara!

Could work if we...

Couldn't be better.

Damn straight, I'm right.

Damn, Rachel. He's like the Asian Bachelor.

Dead fish and all.

Did you ever...

Did you find a shoe at midnight

Did you guys all learn when you were kids?

Did you just copy and paste "jungle"

Did you just see that?

Did you know he had a girlfriend?

Did you not know? Does she not know?

Did your Ah Ma teach you that?

Do get a mop. The floor's wet.

Do you have any idea the scandal

Do you know where the Young family house is?

Do you wanna head in?

Do you wanna stop by for some dinner?

Do your parents like to entertain?

Does something have to be wrong for me to call?

Don't be shy. Just talk to her.

Don't forget your essays on conditional probability

Don't say that.

Don't stand on ceremony, Rachel.

Don't try and turn this on me.

Don't worry about packing your things.

Don't worry about them.

Don't worry. I turned him down.

Don't worry. It's gonna be great, whatever happens.

Don't you wanna see where I grew up?

Don't you want Nick to be happy?

Drink more.

Dude, ever since primary school,

Duh. This is like my one chance to see

During her marriage, she cheated on him

Each of these hawker stalls

Eddie says her name is Rachel Chu.

Eleanor Young.

Eleanor, is Nicki bringing a girl

Eleanor! I just got off the phone with your husband.

Enjoy.

Ephesians. Chapter six, verse four.

Especially when Eleanor isn't exactly in your corner.

Even if he isn't, I guarantee you the family is.

Ever since I can remember,

Ever since young.

Every day for her is going to be a struggle.

Every day.

Every time I bring them up, Nick changes the subject.

Everybody knows.

Everybody okay?

Everyone, I've got Rachel Chu of New York.

Everyone! Everyone!

Everything is exactly as I left it.

Everything that happened in my past life

Exactly.

Except for in a way that made me wanna cry

Facing Nick's family.

Fart Chanel No. 5.

Fish killing sociopaths.

Fold.

For all the help you have given

For me, it was a privilege.

For Rachel to hide something like this?

For the rest of my life.

For their own children.

From Singapore and that's why we're here.

Get a mop.

Get someone else to handle it.

Get the Lancaster Suite ready. Now.

Give me a second.

Give me two minutes. I'll change.

Give you a tea ceremony.

Go ahead.

Go to your best friend's wedding, eat some good food.

Go, go. Get changed. I'll keep Rachel company.

God damn it!

God forbid, we lose the ancient Chinese tradition

God, don't make this harder than it already is.

God, I can't believe this airport has a butterfly garden

Golden koi fish, Huanghuali furniture.

Good afternoon, Mr. Young, Miss Chu.

Good evening.

Good for you!

Good, that's great. Beautiful dress.

Gosh, I'm so sorry. I had no idea.

Gosh, she's so badass.

Gosh, these are lovely.

Great! I was really going for that "lucky baby maker" vibe.

Guess that pilot's license came in handy after all.

Guys, it's time.

Guys, we have to dig in

Guys! Here! Whoo!

Have the right connections.

Having you wear one of my pieces

He has all that pressure from his family.

He hurt me.

He might spend the rest of his life resenting you.

He said he'd walk away from his family

He was called to business in Shanghai.

He was playing not to lose.

He's dating Kitty Pong, an actress.

He's just happy to be home.

He's not getting any younger.

He's on the phone. He's on the phone.

He's your man.

Hello, gorgeous.

Hello, sir. How are you?

Hello.

Hells yeah.

Her tan huas are blooming. It's a whole thing.

Here you go, champ.

Here you go.

Here you go. Thank you very much, sir.

Here, Rachel. This is your dinner.

Here. Put it towards a haircut.

Here's the way to your private suite.

Hey, Araminta's adorable, but you think your dad

Hey, Cinderella. What's wrong?

Hey, come try this.

Hey, guys, this is boring. Massage time.

Hey, I never got after school dumplings.

Hey, Mom, this one's kind of cute. What do you think?

Hey, Mum, everything okay?

Hey, Rachel's not sitting with your family.

Hey, the golden boy's back! Nick!

Hey!

Hey! You're the one who asked for my help

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Good to see you.

Hey. It's not worth it, man. They're drunk.

Hi, I'm Astrid. What's your name?

Hi, I'm Rachel Chu.

Hi, I'm Rachel.

Hi, we haven't met. I'm Amanda Ling.

Hi!

Hi! It's so nice to meet you.

Hidden my shoes, turned down jobs,

His best friend...

His name is Nick Young.

His parents freaked out when he didn't.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hold that.

Honestly, I wasn't her second.

Hong Kong telecom Chus?

Hong Kong Vogue? I knew it. Your dress is a disaster.

Hookers, drugs, dog fighting.

Hotel manager. Is there a problem?

How are they different? They're Chinese, I'm Chinese.

How are you feeling?

How can I resist?

How can you say that?

How could you know?

How did I beat T.A. Curtis so very, very badly?

How did you two get through all this?

How do I look?

How much?

How's your mom? Everything okay?

Hubba, hubba.

I actually met Nick's father at Cambridge.

I am afraid that I've been unfair.

I assure you, I'm not.

I can see why Nick put off coming back to Singapore.

I can't make you something you're not.

I can't remember the last time I saw Nick like this.

I chose to help my husband run a business

I could always come in and help out.

I didn't come from the right family,

I didn't mean to offend you.

I don't care that your ex girlfriend

I don't even know what I should do.

I don't have an accent.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know why we're here.

I don't know, think about trying to talk to him?

I don't really know what they're...

I don't see no ring on her finger.

I don't think it will be.

I don't wanna cause any drama there.

I don't wanna lose an arm.

I don't wanna make a scene.

I don't want any part of your family.

I don't want him to lose his mom again.

I don't want that to change.

I don't want to see him.

I feel like I should just sit it out.

I feel like I shouldn't even go to the wedding.

I feel like she would do that.

I fell on the floor and the guy sat on me.

I followed a boy...

I forgot to get you a fork.

I get it. Besides, everybody knows

I get that. But I'm going all the way

I grew up with Nick and Colin. We're family friends.

I guess we weren't ready then.

I had them thrown out years ago.

I hate to miss it, but this is important.

I have 14 apartment buildings that I own,

I have a reservation at the Lancaster Suite.

I have been waiting to do this properly for so long.

I have to fly in to Shenzhen on Monday

I haven't met them yet. I'm gonna meet them tonight.

I heard she demanded a whole row to herself,

I heard she told Tini that Nick is a good catch.

I heard you thought Ah Ma was the cook!

I hired a private investigator...

I hope you're hungry. I am bloody starving.

I just love Nick so much.

I just think if we could tell her this is coming from you

I just think it's kind of weird that I had no idea.

I just want you to myself, just for a bit.

I keep telling Ah Ma to put your things away,

I know I am.

I know my mum can be tough at times,

I know Nick told you the truth about my mom.

I know they're a bit over the top.

I know this is a far throw from a hidden paradise.

I know this much.

I know what a banana is.

I know what you're thinking, Astrid.

I know when there's something on your mind.

I know you don't like expensive gifts,

I know you're having an affair.

I know you're not what Nick needs.

I know, Mum.

I know!

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know. Some things never change, right?

I love it.

I love it. Thank you.

I love my fans.

I love you.

I mean, do you think about him?

I mean, he'll get next to nothing.

I mean, his parents can't not like me, right?

I mean, I can't even tell Nick because he worships her.

I mean, I know Michael didn't have to deal with catty,

I mean, I met Amanda.

I mean, I put in the exact address.

I mean, it's the wedding of the century.

I mean, okay,

I mean, please tell me that's all that happened.

I mean, take a look at her. She's American, huh?

I mean, there are armed guards out there.

I mean, this place is gorgeous.

I mean, unless you...

I mean, we're just here for a wedding.

I mean, who doesn't know who they are?

I mean, without you, she would be a hot mess.

I mean, you have a Jamba Juice card.

I missed you, too.

I need to do some groomsmen stuff,

I read your great article about microloans

I really admire you.

I really like that place, thank you very much.

I really messed up, okay?

I really thought he was the one.

I received so much criticism

I saved you a piece.

I screwed up.

I see.

I still cannot believe that you got

I think I freaked out your nanny...

I think my masseuse just got me pregnant.

I think she'll manage our family.

I think so, too.

I think we should return to the word of God.

I think you've got a fighter.

I thought I was here to meet your family,

I thought this was just a family thing.

I thought you might be excited

I threw a single punch.

I told Peik Lin I would meet up with her today.

I told Rachel when duty calls, Dad answers.

I told you. Best satay on the island for sure.

I want it just like this.

I want the whole island to meet the brilliant Rachel Chu.

I was actually thinking of further east.

I was gonna go to FedEx or something.

I was so afraid my husband would find out

I wasn't expecting this.

I wasn't her first choice.

I wasn't. I withdrew from university

I, on the other hand,

I...

I'd ask you to marry me.

I'd bring you to my favorite spot on the island.

I'll be in my usual corner. Champagne?

I'll be out in a minute.

I'll call security.

I'll e mail the photo later.

I'll let them go at cost. 1.2 million.

I'll send it to the hotel later.

I'll stop by again tonight.

I'm actually close with.

I'm afraid it's time for me to do some groomsman duties.

I'm all in.

I'm blinded by the light.

I'm definitely not.

I'm Edison Cheng. This is my wife.

I'm flying back to New York with you.

I'm glad I found you.

I'm going to Nick's grandma's house.

I'm going to swerve like a chicken.

I'm gonna ask the cook to make you some herbal soup.

I'm gonna go and look for some extra blankets.

I'm gonna have to agree with you on that.

I'm gonna send someone for the rest of my stuff.

I'm here to go to his family dinner.

I'm just messing with you.

I'm just not ready yet.

I'm just tired.

I'm learning the lingo.

I'm Mrs. Eleanor Young.

I'm Mrs. Eleanor Young.

I'm not an animal, Rachel.

I'm not done yet.

I'm not gonna give them the satisfaction.

I'm not gonna make a scene.

I'm not gonna swerve. Not for her.

I'm not leaving 'cause I'm scared

I'm not sure if it's working

I'm not the one who screwed up!

I'm not walking out on anything.

I'm really sorry, Astrid.

I'm really sorry.

I'm Reginald Ormsby,

I'm right behind you. Don't mind me.

I'm selling the hotel to my dear friends,

I'm so Chinese, I'm an economics professor

I'm so glad you could make it.

I'm so glad you made it! How are you?

I'm so sorry about everything.

I'm sorry I made an assumption.

I'm sorry that you had to deal with that on your own.

I'm sorry to tell you,

I'm sorry, our row is full.

I'm sorry. Got stuck in a meeting.

I'm sure you and your lovely family

I'm thinking eyebrow triage, root crimps,

I'm tired of having nothing I do matter.

I'm very glad to finally meet you, too.

I've been looking all over for you.

I've never been to a tan hua party before.

I've never seen anything like it.

If her parents didn't own a billion dollar resort chain?

If I would ever measure up.

If it wasn't for her, I'd be a big mess.

If Rachel comes, I think she might be more comfortable

If you want, I have a private investigator.

If you wore a Bottega gown, like I told you to,

Important life skills.

In my hotel room

In the Asian Economics Journal.

In the next Hong Kong Vogue.

In the old folks' home when they all grow up.

In your grandma's house,

Including having the affair.

Incoming.

Instead of chasing one's passion.

Instead, I feel like I'm a villain in a soap opera

Introducing her at a large family gathering,

Is a Chinese professor.

Is better publicity than I can buy.

Is it just me or are people staring at me?

Is Singapore's event of the century.

Is that a gun knife? It's a knife gun.

Is that all that happened?

Is that an American accent I'm hearing?

Is that necessary, man? Come on!

Is that really a thing?

Is the reason why I got you.

Is this a church or a paddy field?

It has been too long. Welcome back.

It means, "Our own kind of people."

It must be serious.

It takes guts coming all the way over here,

It took many years,

It was fun! I got to meet

It was just me and my mom, which I loved.

It was so gross.

It will look more natural.

It would show you cared about more than what people thought

It's a hands on dress. You know what I mean?

It's a pleasure to meet you.

It's about getting her to respect you, all right?

It's all about you, Nick!

It's an honor to be photographed by you.

It's an illusion.

It's ancient history now.

It's because my mother knew she wasn't the favorite.

It's because we know to put family first,

It's easy to make a killer entrance

It's fine, don't worry about it.

It's fine. I don't think anybody even noticed.

It's good to be home.

It's hard knowing where you stand

It's holding you up.

It's just great seeing you guys all like this.

It's like a bag of Skittles. Taste the rainbow.

It's like she's never heard of plastic surgery.

It's like, you just never know

It's nice to meet you, Mr. Goh.

It's nice to meet you, Rachel Chu.

It's nice you appreciate this house

It's not a big deal, obviously.

It's not about getting Eleanor to like you.

It's not my job to make you feel like a man.

It's not Nick.

It's not that bad.

It's not that simple. You know that.

It's not the clothes. It's just you.

It's okay, you stay. I'll go get it.

It's okay. I get it.

It's only 'cause I hardly know anything about them.

It's really nice.

It's right there.

It's so nice having Nick back home.

It's so nice to finally meet you.

It's so nice to meet you, too.

It's spectacular.

It's that you didn't tell me any of it.

It's that you're a coward. You gave up on us.

It's the double Spanx. I can't breathe.

It's the least you can do.

It's there if you need it.

It's totally worth it.

It's very disco Cleopatra, but in a good way.

It's very nice to meet you both.

JFK is just salmonella and despair.

Join me for a toast.

Just a short while.

Just go with it. Come on.

Just joking. Just joking.

Just right here! Just right here!

Just the one dress for you?

Just you and me. I'll leave all of this behind.

Kind of just wanna know what I'm getting into.

Kiss. 36 hours. Bye.

Kitty Pong. Cousin Alistair's latest flame. An actress.

Ku ku. Ku Chu. You. Poo poo.

Ladies, come on. We're wheels up in five.

Ladies, move, please. Out of the way!

Ladies.

Leaving everything to bloody Alistair and Eddie?

Let me get this straight.

Let me go! Rachel.

Let's do this?

Let's get you guys localized.

Let's go.

Let's just forget about those girls.

Let's just get through the wedding,

Let's make some babies!

Like a $10 million check.

Like Queens?

Like Singapore. For spring break.

Like, all the time?

Like, literally nothing.

Listen, Rachel, I know we've only just met,

Long time no see, my friend.

Look at this guy, he's sleeping.

Look over here.

Look, now's the time we need all hands on deck.

Look, they're in full bloom.

Look, you know, it's not just my fault

Looking for your cigars?

Looking forward to having you home.

Looks a little vomity.

Lord Calthorpe, my apologies for the disturbance.

Low class, immigrant nobody.

Ma'am.

Make a U turn.

Make a U turn.

Make babies! Make babies!

Make sure she doesn't take your balls.

Make sure you eat it all.

Make you feel lesser than.

Makes her feel like you're still here.

Malaysian packing peanut Chus?

Marry me, and we'll start

Marry me.

Master Nicholas,

Maybe he'll take a day off once in a while.

Maybe he's embarrassed.

Maybe his parents are poor, and he has to send them money.

Maybe she's from the Taiwan plastics Chu family.

Maybe some eyelid tape.

Meet my family, my Ah Ma?

Meet the new lady of the house,

Michael is having an affair.

Michael, I think it's the office.

Microwaving macaroni and cheese

Minty...

Miss Leong, right this way.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm, yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. I think that is the best beer I've ever had.

Mmm. I'm okay with coffee. Thanks.

Mmm. Nah. Just good, old fashioned nepotism.

Mmm. We were literally just talking about that.

Mmm. Well, I'm one of the poorer relations.

Mom!

Morning.

Mother hasn't exactly been the most welcoming.

Mother used to wait for me after school

Move on to Corinthians. I'll catch up.

Mrs. Young, I must ask you to leave

Mum, this is Rachel Chu.

Mum!

Mum.

Mummy? See what I made for bunny?

My Amanda heard it from her friend Francesca.

My brave and clever girl.

My dad will be the death of me.

My family and I would like to be shown to our suite.

My family has been my whole life.

My family has business with the airline.

My family is much like anybody else's.

My family's long history

My grandmother's invited some of her friends over tonight.

My husband wasn't a good man.

My mom taught me how to play.

My mother taught me, too.

My old nanny.

My Peik Lin back in her uni days.

My pleasure. People will love it

Naughty, naughty boys. Stop barking.

Negotiation, strategy, cooperation.

Never could get anything past you, could I?

New York in the house!

Next stop... Spa!

Nice to meet you, Michael.

Nice to meet you, too, Chu.

Nice to meet you, too.

Nice to meet you. Heard so much about you.

Nice, Eddie.

Nicholas Young? I'm Rachel Chu.

Nicholas! Hi!

Nick and his new girlfriend will be there.

Nick and I haven't even talked about that.

Nick bringing a girl all the way there

Nick dates many girls. It's hard to keep track.

Nick tells me you're a professor, too.

Nick told you that we were together, right?

Nick, I'm really happy for you, man.

Nick!

Nick! Nick!

Nick.

Nick's father had it made when he proposed to me.

Nick's in Singapore!

Nicki is Ah Ma's favorite, in line to inherit everything.

No surprise there when that's the competition.

No way. No way.

No wonder they put their parents

No, I don't.

No, I studied in the States, too.

No, I'm just kidding.

No, I'm really happy for you.

No, no, no! I want it big! Big! Better!

No, no! You can't wear that to meet Nick's Ah Ma.

No, not now.

No, this way you get our optimal angles.

No, you gotta make sure he's cooked.

No, you're not. Not at all. Far from it.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Chickens are bitches, dude!

No. She's right at the front. Take a look.

No. Well, my dad actually died before I was born,

Nope.

Nope.

Not at all.

Not feeding an army.

Not just in business, but in who he's dating.

Not like here,

Not like the ang mohs

Not listening at all.

Not mine.

Not only did she graduate top of her class at Oxford,

Not there... Here.

Not when it's good for you.

Nothing interesting.

Nothing?

Nothing. It's just,

Now there's a cove there

Now this, this symbolizes good fortune and fertility.

Now, I just want to go home.

Now, my great grandfather actually shot him

Now, she likes to say

Now, they're the landlords

Now, what brings you here?

Of a penny pinching family, don't you?

Of course I had to come welcome my best man properly.

Of course it does.

Of course not.

Of course we did. We had to.

Of course what you do matters!

Of guilting your children.

Of losing something that's valuable to us

Of The Little Mermaid.

Of the most expensive city in the world. Here you go.

Of these, please? Thank you.

Of you and your family.

Oh, and that Jason Wu with the deconstructed ruffles.

Oh, cheers to that.

Oh, damn, Nick. It's a party though. Okay.

Oh, hi. I think I'm a little lost.

Oh, I can feel all of you. And all of me.

Oh, I did that.

Oh, I didn't know you were a lawyer.

Oh, I do hope she's a good Christian girl.

Oh, I got you something, too.

Oh, I know.

Oh, I thought that Nick was coming alone.

Oh, I'm a lawyer. General counsel

Oh, Jesus. Astrid.

Oh, Mom, stop!

Oh, my father died before I was born.

Oh, my God, it's beautiful.

Oh, my God, Nick. What are you worried about?

Oh, my God, no. Actually,

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Nick, I can't believe I just did that.

Oh, my God! You look amazing.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Your Gap look, brilliant.

Oh, my gosh! I'm so happy to meet you, Mrs. Young.

Oh, my gosh! It's so glamorous!

Oh, Nick.

Oh, no worries.

Oh, no, no. Those are for your fingers.

Oh, no, you know what?

Oh, no.

Oh, shit.

Oh, thank you, sir.

Oh, thank you. I'm Peik Lin. Ditto.

Oh, that's so lovely of you to say, Rachel.

Oh, they're just jealous. You nabbed the crown prince.

Oh, uh, this is my friend, Peik Lin.

Oh, well. Oliver.

Oh, what?

Oh, yeah, he's just happy to be home.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. The gold is very brilliant.

Oh, you're going to have

Oh, you're Nick Young's friend.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Don't be sorry.

Oh! Lovely to finally meet you.

Oh! Small tits!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Coming through. Sorry.

Oh. Hi.

Oh. I'm sorry. Your mother's single.

Oh...

Oh...

Okay, and there's a friend. Hi! Very nice to...

Okay, and what about your cousin Eddie?

Okay, fine.

Okay, game plan.

Okay, good, I'll find it. Thank you.

Okay, here's what you need to understand. All right?

Okay, ladies, looking good.

Okay, nobody said they hated my face.

Okay, okay. Thank you, bye!

Okay, remember. Optimal angles.

Okay, she hates me.

Okay, sorry, time out.

Okay, thank you.

Okay, there's a lot of children

Okay, what?

Okay, your family aside, have you ever thought about

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. No, just, uh...

Okay. Okay.

Oliver.

Oliver.

On a heavy day.

On my bed next to the words,

On the bright side, you're the talk of the party.

Once you get to know her.

One last touch.

One more minute! You keep what you can carry.

One more minute! You keep what you can carry.

One of my parents' oldest friends.

One of those for you.

Only a fool folds a winning hand.

Ooga ooga.

Ooh.

Ooh. Well, in that case,

Or Auntie. Right?

Or because I think I'm not enough.

Or I wasn't born into a wealthy family?

Or I'll have to call the police.

Or if she looks like a clown's tampon.

Or should we convert your suite into a bedroom?

Or use the bathroom, or maybe a shower.

Or was it like, "You...

Or we're gonna tie you up and shave your coo coo chara.

Our brains so hate the idea

Our Chinese investors are getting nervous.

Out of the way, please. Out of the way.

Over there to meet them...

P.T., how long you been standing there?

Pa, she's here with her boyfriend.

Pants are overrated.

Peik Lin!

Peik Lin.

Peik Lin's whole family, her dog.

People like your dress.

People met my beautiful girlfriend.

Perfect.

Picking out a dress to meet Nick's family.

Please, go right ahead.

Please, may I use your phone to call my husband?

Please, please, just do me this favor.

Pong.

Princess Intan. Rachel Chu.

Princess Intan. Vicious woman.

Professor of freaking game theory.

Proposing to you would be like.

Psst! Rachel!

Pull the plum Balenciaga, the peach Chloe,

Pursuing one's passion. How American.

Rachel Chu of New York.

Rachel Chu,

Rachel Chu, we are so grateful

Rachel Chu.

Rachel Chu.

Rachel is a New Yorker.

Rachel, how lovely to see you.

Rachel, I get it.

Rachel, it was lovely meeting you.

Rachel, please, just give me a call.

Rachel, someone's here to see ya.

Rachel, these people aren't just rich, okay?

Rachel, welcome, welcome.

Rachel!

Rachel!

Rachel! Rachel!

Rachel! Rachel! To me!

Rachel! So happy you're here. Oh!

Rachel! Stay there.

Rachel?

Rachel.

Rachel. Come to breakfast.

Radio One Asia.

Real estate, investment, other things.

Really skinny. You wanna look like that?

Really?

Really? That's too much.

Richest, most perfect girl in the room.

Right now, she just thinks you're some undeserving,

Right. Well, okay, let's get to work. Cappuccinos.

Rumor is, she was in a porno. Two Girls, One Cup of Noodles.

Russell, thank you so much.

Screw that man!

Self made woman. She must be so proud of you.

Sells pretty much one dish,

Set with emeralds, and rare pigeon blood red rubies.

Shall we? Let me help you with this.

Shaving, brushing your teeth.

She actually hardly spoke any English

She can't know I was ever here.

She did.

She gets it.

She has an amazing backside.

She is very impressive.

She lectures millennials for a living.

She never comes to these things.

She said her father passed away in China...

She takes a little minute to warm up,

She told me Mahjong would teach me

She told me that everyone here thinks

She was a huge help to me in college.

She will write that check. They do that around here.

She's a hottie.

She's closed down the whole place just for us.

She's just lucky to be here.

She's like who I wanna be when I grow up.

Show her that side of you, you know?

Sick party.

Singapore is so hot. Come in and enjoy the aircon. Come on.

Smart, beautiful. Not those like K Pop skanks

So he's not playing using logic or math,

So I just took you and I ran to America.

So I just wanted you to know that one day,

So I see you've already met Princess Astrid

So if you forget your password,

So if you have all this family there,

So let's eat everything we can.

So no emergencies next week.

So probably one of those.

So she let her raise me, so I would be.

So she wouldn't be bothered by anyone.

So typical. She's not even that pretty.

So we're gonna pretend like that's not the truth?

So what about us taking an adventure east?

So you chose for him.

So you let Bernard Tai organize all of this?

So you're from the Taiwan plastic Chus, right?

So you're not from a Taiwan Chu family?

So your family is, like, rich?

So yummy, isn't it?

So, Curtis wasn't playing to win.

So, economics...

So, have you prepped Rachel to face the wolves?

So, how do you like the wedding?

So, I hope you'll all find your bliss,

So, I'm gonna intro you to my posse.

So, of course, we're here. It's the natural...

So, Oliver, are you a cousin, too?

So, Rachel, what you do in America?

So, right.

So, wasn't really much of a fight.

So, what line of work is your father in?

Some people may say...

Someone like...

Someone stood up to Auntie Eleanor.

Something about an overdrawn discretionary account.

Something you know nothing about.

Sorry, don't seem to have your reservation.

Sorry, I can help you with that.

Sorry, just one second. Nick, what are you doing here?

Sorry, Uncle.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. Auntie Neenah.

Sounds challenging.

Specially the morons.

Start multiple charities, and is a fashion icon,

Starting with an all paid shopping spree

Starving in America, right?

Stay in bed.

Staying somewhere else.

Stop talking.

Stop!

Such a chic '70s goddess.

Supposed to stay with their parents?

Sure I can't get you to stay?

Surely you're joking, sir.

Sushi, movies, anything you like. Really.

Sweetie, your skin is so dry, it's hurting my face.

Sweetie!

Taipei Tiger 2 is going to redefine the genre.

Take a number.

Take over the family business.

Takes a massive asshole.

Tell, tell, what are they like?

Thank you for driving me.

Thank you for everything.

Thank you very much for bringing Rachel.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, Oli. You're in good hands.

Thank you, Russell.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Bye bye.

Thank you. Really.

Thank you. Thank you. I rest my case.

Thank you. You, too.

Thanks for dressing up, Bernard.

Thanks for meeting me here.

Thanks, brother.

Thanks, dude.

Thanks, Mum.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That Araminta's friends left for me

That guy to be your groomsman.

That I don't know about?

That I grew up with.

That is exactly what a super rich person would say.

That is Mr. Harimau.

That it was because of me.

That might get in the way of that.

That okay?

That opens up to this beautiful lake.

That prevented you from moving back

That she's Flushing's top real estate broker.

That the first girl that I bring home

That things didn't work out.

That we abandon all rational thought,

That you were sure you were moving back home.

That'll be amazing.

That's a beautiful ring, Auntie Eleanor.

That's a... Uh, hi! So we'll just...

That's Cassian's birthday.

That's dinner.

That's exactly what I was going for.

That's funny, though.

That's great!

That's minor league shit.

That's so cute.

That's very impressive.

That's very romantic. How did you guys meet?

That's what all good Chinese children do.

That's what it is, isn't it?

That's where I belong.

That's why you hide your shoes,

That's you.

The biggest shipping company in Hong Kong.

The blood, sweat, and tears it took

The dong quai and the ginseng will give you more energy.

The Giambattista, all the Bottegas.

The glamorous Astrid Leong

The good bathrooms are up the stairs,

The GPS says there's, like, nothing here.

The Hall of Mirrors in Versailles.

The jewelry you buy,

The Khoos, the Youngs...

The next chairman of the Young Corporation,

The Nick you're dating is Nick Young?

The pleasure is all mine.

The problem with our marriage isn't my family's money.

The rainbow sheep of the family.

The Taiwan tycoons...

The tan hua plants very rarely bloom,

The tickets, they're a perk.

The truth is Nick's father had it made

The universe has spoken. It wants you over there.

The whole family's gonna be there.

The Young family of Singapore.

The Youngs are like royalty.

Their beauty is spectacular but fleeting.

Then eat your nuggets!

Then there's Astrid.

Then we're done.

Then you eat the baby after he's cooked.

Then, voila!

There he is.

There is a Hokkien phrase.

There is a little something

There was a snake here, eating an apple.

There was also this gutted, bloody fish

There were many days when I wondered

There you are.

There's a hidden trail that I used to go to as a child.

There's half of them that you love and respect,

There's new money all over Asia.

There's no winning. You made sure of that.

There's things in New York that I wanna see through.

These are all brand new from Antwerp.

These pajamas are fancier than any of my real clothes.

These people are so posh and snobby, they're snoshy.

They came to Singapore

They forget who they are.

They had money when they left China in the 1800s.

They spent 40 million on the wedding.

They started clearing away dinner.

They were both studying law together.

They were worn by Queen Supayalat

They'll disappear.

They're clip ons. Thank you.

They're crazy rich. Look.

They're half deaf and they only speak Hokkien.

They're just the biggest developers...

They're so mean.

This definitely wasn't on the menu.

This house is pretty big.

This is a very small island. Maybe we know his family.

This is Auntie Alix and Auntie Felicity.

This is for you, asshole.

This is Goh standard.

This is gonna be some flight back to New York.

This is Ling Cheh,

This is my husband, Michael.

This is Samsara Island.

This is simple food, lah.

This is the Calthorpe. Private hotel.

This is the kind of girl you should date.

This is too much.

This is why disco died.

This isn't your grandma's road.

This one.

This party isn't gonna dance itself. Come on.

This way, please.

This weekend is about sisterhood

This weekend was supposed to be mani pedis,

This whole time you had nothing?

This would have caused

Those are very special.

Those?

Time's up!

Tina! Tini! The twins are in the house!

To celebrate the launch of your startup.

To Colin's wedding?

To Colin's wedding?

To come visit her, you know.

To meet them can mean a lot

To my best man, Nick Young, who can't fight for nuts,

To organize a party this massive...

To raise and feed you monkeys.

To Singapore last year,

To speak to you and Miss Rachel.

To the Young Family Corporation, actually.

To these overseas families. They're different from us.

To try and talk them down.

Told me all this crap.

Trying to hide your shopping from me.

Trying to shove a pair of Jimmy Choos behind a dryer.

Tupperware meals my mom packed for us.

Ugh. All of it.

Ugh. Let's go.

Uh huh. Okay. Can we have one more

Uh, excuse me.

Uh, Rachel Chu for the list. If there is a list.

Uh...

Uh... No, no, no.

Uh... We're good. Thank you.

Um, I teach economics.

Um...

Um... Sorry, dude.

Unless there's another reason you're out of town?

Until Nicki Nick beat him up.

Very discreet.

Very funny.

Very impressive. Econ professor, eh?

Very the emotions. Can you feel it?

Vita.

Wait, isn't Araminta's bachelorette party tomorrow?

Wait, what?

Walking away from Nick

Was doing after school microdermabrasion.

Was she like, "You will never be good enough for my son"?

Was taught by Grand Auntie Mabel.

We are all very lucky to have each other.

We can eat as many as you like.

We can go through? We're going through? Okay.

We cannot be linked to this sort of family.

We come in peace.

We didn't have a choice.

We got the Beijing billionaires,

We gotta get over your bachelor party first, matey.

We have to get off this ship.

We love any excuse to throw a soiree.

We need to do something that's just you and me, okay?

We should head back. I wouldn't want Nick to worry.

We spoke on the phone when I confirmed yesterday.

We taught you so you'd know

We understand how to build things that last.

We were inspired by

We'd be delighted.

We'd be in the American Vogue.

We'll take your bags and get you checked into first class.

We're comfortable.

We're flying to my mom's resort in Sumatra.

We're fully booked, madam. You must have made a mistake.

We're gonna have so much fun.

We're here for the party, and we're...

We're here to go to his best friend's wedding,

We're hosting a rehearsal dinner,

We're looking forward to having you home.

We're Methodists. 20 million is our limit.

We're not first class. We're economy people.

We've been dating for over a year now,

We've had a long flight.

Wearing that?

Wedding festivities start on Wednesday,

Welcome aboard, Mr. Young, Miss Chu.

Welcome to heaven on earth!

Welcome to paradise.

Well, at least tell me it gets better.

Well, because A, I'm not that good a son.

Well, Eddie's a big finance guy in Hong Kong.

Well, exactly.

Well, he proposed to me yesterday.

Well, I didn't have it quite as bad, but it wasn't pretty.

Well, I got an earful

Well, I know for a fact that Curtis is cheap.

Well, I think Bun Bun looks very dashing with his bow.

Well, I was actually thinking about staying one more night.

Well, I'm happy I finally met Rachel.

Well, I'm having the house re done.

Well, if he's bringing her home,

Well, isn't Nick a lucky guy.

Well, it wasn't that long ago

Well, it wasn't up to me, was it? It's not my choice.

Well, my boyfriend's actually

Well, she knows that I'm passionate about what I do,

Well, that's because Auntie Felicity

Well, there's my cousin Alistair,

Well, this time next week, guys!

Well, you grow up your whole lives together,

Well, you know what? I think your critics missed the point.

Well, you, not me. Oh, God!

Well, your mother's very open minded,

Well...

What about the Ah Ma? Does she hate your face, too?

What about your mosquito bites?

What are those?

What are you doing tonight?

What are you saying?

What are... What are you talking about?

What do you mean you're leaving?

What do you mean?

What do you teach?

What do you think?

What happened?

What kind of business?

What my mother did to you is unforgivable.

What should I try first?

What should we do?

What time is it?

What up, bitch? Yeah!

What was that look? I saw that.

What was your name, again?

What your relationship with Rachel

What?

What's a best man for?

What's all this about?

What's quite going on in that gorgeous head of his.

What's Rachel bringing to the table?

What's up? Let's jam!

Whatever happens, we'll get through it together.

Whatever the Youngs want, I procure.

When children are away from home too long,

When he marries another lucky girl

When he ran into the house.

When he wanted to propose to me

When I didn't even know

When I was growing up,

When it's Alistair's and my wedding,

When she immigrated to the United States.

When there was nothing but jungle and pig farmers.

When there's something to say

When we first came to America,

When we first met, you had no idea who I was,

When we got married.

When you come as a matching set.

When you didn't move back last year.

When, in reality, you're a super sophisticated, smart

Where are you gonna go?

Where exactly is this party?

Where he's gonna be the best man.

Where parents are obsessed

Where she's like coming at me, and thinking

Where street food vendors actually earn Michelin stars.

Which half am I meeting?

Which is why tonight,

While I'm just this lucky bastard

While she was waiting tables to support us.

While the tan huas are blooming

Who is enough for you,

Who is that?

Who my family were. You didn't care!

Who used to steal my tuck shop money when we were kids.

Who will never measure up.

Who's plotting to steal your family fortune.

Whole family waiting to meet you. Very excited.

Whoo!

Whoo!

Why are we staying in a hotel?

Why didn't you tell me about my father?

Why is that?

Why would Araminta even have friends like that?

Why you never say before?

Why? 'Cause she's a commoner like me?

Why? Oh!

Why? Were you trying to test me?

Will be like if you got married?

Will make a good first impression.

Will you marry me?

With a nice basket of these.

With another woman,

With lactose intolerance.

With no brain, big eyes and small backsides.

With shaping the life of their children.

With someone like Nicholas Young.

With their stupid little designer handbags

With you onboard,

With you.

With your family and their friends.

Would be spending millions on this wedding

Wouldn't dream of missing a second

Wow, you must be very smart. Good for you.

Wow!

Wow! I think I've just fallen in love with you

Wow! Oh, my gosh!

Written in big, fat serial killer letters.

Yay. You, too? Watch your fingers.

Yeah, but Nick's not like that.

Yeah, but you grew up here.

Yeah, Cal State Fullerton.

Yeah, Chinese sons think their moms

Yeah, I don't care about that stupid stuff.

Yeah, I don't know why you bother

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I thought red was a lucky color, right?

Yeah, I'll fucking come to dinner.

Yeah, no one loves free stuff more than rich people.

Yeah, she's like trying to play

Yeah, they'll be fine. Just leave them there.

Yeah, usually.

Yeah, we're gonna figure that out.

Yeah, well, you always say that,

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Come on. Thanks, Bernard.

Yeah. I don't blame her.

Yeah. If you're an envelope. Zing! Nailed it!

Yeah. You guys know them or something?

Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.

Yes, Auntie?

Yes, I've replaced you with Bernard.

Yes, man! Congratulations!

Yes, thank you.

Yes!

Yes! Mmm hmm.

Yes! Yes! Yes! She will marry you!

Yes.

Yes. Honestly, I wish you would.

Yes. I think we just ought to...

Yes. Um, what about you?

Yet someone came back with a degree that's useful.

Yo, I got so much shit about marrying Fiona,

You actually used the... Okay! All right.

You always have been. But Rachel's not.

You are so different from all of the women

You asked about my ring.

You asked me here. I assume it's not for a Mahjong lesson.

You both went to the same school,

You bought this apartment, you keep it. We're leaving.

You can buy whatever you want.

You can wear that gown to Hell, Eddie.

You could talk to me.

You dealt with it.

You did, did you? A very small piece at that.

You don't ever talk about him.

You don't have to keep Rachel happy.

You don't know me.

You find out I'm having an affair

You give him a kiss good night.

You gotta return your dress before midnight?

You have a cocktail dress in your trunk?

You have a good eye.

You have every reason to be upset.

You have no one, no net worth,

You haven't finished your nuggets yet, sweetie.

You kind of look like a slutty Ebola virus.

You know Alistair's only the fourth son

You know if you need bodies at the office,

You know that's not what I meant.

You know what I mean? And they built all of this.

You know what to do. Quickly.

You know what? I don't even care

You know what? I had it all planned out.

You know what? I should get up, too.

You know what? We need to do something tonight.

You know what? You can order your own.

You know, bringing her home,

You know, Eleanor can hate you all day long,

You know, he was supposed to come back last year,

You know, I bet if you told her

You know, I thought I caught the maids

You know, I thought I would like that more than I did.

You know, if it wasn't for Araminta,

You know, if you move,

You know, it's about time

You know, it's Colin and Araminta's day.

You know, Mikey is a big shot tech startup guy.

You know, my brother P.T., he's still single.

You know, Nick was the one who called me

You know, the little crab guy?

You know, this is one of the only places in the world

You know, when you said you grew up

You know, when you're playing basketball at the Y,

You know, you should wear a tux more often.

You know? Tell Nick I had food poisoning or something.

You like it or not?

You like it? I was feeling very,

You listen to me.

You look like a flower.

You look spectacular, you know that?

You make excuses for people.

You might just come back with a souvenir.

You need a haircut. So unkempt.

You need to eat.

You need to not look like Sebastian

You okay?

You play basketball at that Y that kind of smells.

You put the baby in bed.

You put the Botox in the face,

You put those glasses on on purpose.

You ready for this?

You ready to meet my grandmother?

You really think your family's going to

You should've fallen in love with an only child.

You stay here. I'll get you a breakfast tray.

You sure she's ready for that?

You tuck, tuck, tuck. Same on the other side.

You use my Netflix password.

You wanna get pork buns in the East Village.

You want a wedding like this?

You wear the money pants in this family.

You were always going to be

You were just a kid?

You were supposed to come home.

You will get through this.

You will never be enough.

You'd leave Nick for a million dollars,

You'd rather I scream and carry on?

You'd think your son's birthday's important.

You'll be lucky if Alistair's parents

You'll like her.

You're a CEO. You should look the part.

You're a foreigner. American.

You're a genius. You know that, right?

You're a professor at NYU, right?

You're always the prettiest,

You're different.

You're doing it.

You're going to figure it out. Right.

You're going to Nick's grandma's house wearing this?

You're gonna be like, "Bak bak, bitch!"

You're gonna get one before this weekend is over.

You're gonna roll up to that wedding,

You're invited to Colin Khoo's wedding, ah?

You're lying!

You're Nicholas Young. You're untouchable.

You're right.

You're right. I shouldn't have kept things from you.

You're the first person I've shown them to.

You're very good.

You've always wanted to go to Asia.

You've been away too long.

Your dad will be the death of you.

Your family's shining heir.

Your father and I were really

Your favorites.

Your grandmother would like

Your house is amazing, Mrs. Goh.

Your mother's husband is very much alive.

Your spirit has always been so strong,

Yup.

Zing!

100% agree. Yes.

A toast to married life. To...

Ah Pa, can we go trampoline? ...go trampoline?

Am I out of the picture? Thanks, man.

And I'm not a chicken. You're not a chicken.

And that's selfish, I know. Mmm hmm.

Are you hungry? I'm always hungry.

but we'll get there. A minute?

Bye, Mrs. Chu. Goodbye and thank you.

Cheers. There you go.

clueless, gold digging... Yeah, I got it.

Come on, Nicki Nick. All right.

Don't stab the car. Okay.

Good. All right. Don't be nervous.

Great. Oh. No, there's a mistake.

Hey, Rachel! Hi!

Hey! How are you? Uncle.

Hey. Yeah?

Hi, Rachel. Hello.

Hi, there. Howdy.

Hi. I like your shoes.

Hi. I'm... Her name is Fiona.

Hmm. What's his name?

How's that? And then you eat the baby.

I had some dinner plans. Seriously, we've got...

I know. That is freaking amazing.

I love you. I love you, too.

I majored in Thought. Mmm.

I missed you. Did you?

I missed you. I missed you, too.

I'm an economics professor. Wow.

I'm not nervous. You look great.

I'm ready. You're ready.

I'm so sorry. It's okay.

Is Michael here? Not yet, ma'am.

Is that real? Yes.

It's all in here. You had no right!

It's been so long. Yes.

It's like the second one. Oh.

It's my mum. Do you mind? Mmm. Go ahead.

It's not about me. All right.

It's not your fault. It is.

It's really spicy. It is really spicy.

Kitty. Alistair.

Lift it up. Okay. Thank you.

Look at this. Look at this. My favorite.

Michael. Nick.

Minty, one piece please. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Mmm hmm. For everyone involved.

Mmm hmm. Peik Lin. She has been begging me

Mmm. You're in my way.

Mom, you didn't. ...to look into her past.

Nick. We can't afford this. Mmm.

Nicki Nick! It's been too long, brother.

Nicki Nick! Oh, you're just in time.

Nicki! Rachel! Astrid.

No! Yeah.

No! You know it's true!

No. This is the address... Because I feel like that's...

Not yet! Too early. Oh, God!

Oh, my God! Yes?

Oh, Nicki, have you... Rachel. Have you seen Rachel?

Oh, no, I couldn't impose. No, it's not a problem.

Oh! Okay. All right. Oh. Right.

Oh. Thank you. You're not a model.

Okay, thank you. Okay, yeah.

Okay. All right.

Rachel. Hi.

Really? Yeah.

Save me some of that. Okay.

She's a star. She's a star. TT2, honey.

She's coming with me. Uh, hold on.

So gorgeous! Thank you.

Thank you so much! Good! Good!

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Thank you very much. You're welcome.

The book was much better. Mmm hmm.

the Young family mansion. Mmm.

These are for you. I can grab these.

to my mum first. Oh.

Try some of this. Thank you. Do you want some of this?

We had every right! You did not!

We'll be back, though. No, wait. Hang on.

Well... You beat somebody up?

What? That's bullshit.

Why would you do that? I made a mistake.

working as an assistant? Mmm hmm.

Wow! Yes! Yes.

Yeah, it's everywhere. I'm gonna stop you there

Yeah? What did you get up to?

Yeah? I only stepped on her twice. Very.

Yeah. Word gets around fast here.

Yes. How was your day?

Yes. I can't wait to show you off.

You copied and you pasted it? Yeah.

You're just scared. No, I'm not.

...but that's not true.

...in all of Singapore.

...takes a goddamn mastermind.

...trashy, unrefined banana.

'Cause I didn't go to a British boarding school,

'Cause I have, like, a tiny bit.

'Cause I'm not rich?

'Cause I'm watching you.

'cause she probably doesn't want to hear it from a guy.

'cause this crab is not gonna eat itself.

'Cause your microloans helped women,

"and instruction of the Lord."

"at the right hand of God.

"Bring up your children in the discipline

"Catch this, you gold digging bitch."

"Dim sum."

"If then you have been raised with Christ,

"not on things that are on Earth."

"seek the things that are above

"Set your minds on things that are above,

"where Christ is seated

"You will never be good enough for my son"?