A dry hand job to Isaac in Accounting. Boom.
A dry hand job to Isaac in Accounting. Boom. from Bad Santa 2
A guy who if I asked him to choke me, would enjoy it just a little too much.
A guy who if I asked him to choke me, would enjoy it just a little too much. from Bad Santa 2
A hard on? from Bad Santa 2
A hundred. Or I'm gonna carry my ass outta this old piece of a room right now.
A hundred. Or I'm gonna carry my ass outta this old piece of a room right now. from Bad Santa 2
A penguin. It doesn't have to be alive.
A penguin. It doesn't have to be alive. from Bad Santa 2
A stuffed cow that moos but doesn't poop.
A stuffed cow that moos but doesn't poop. from Bad Santa 2
A stuffed cow that moos but doesn't poop. Some duct tape so I can build a boat.
A stuffed cow that moos but doesn't poop. Some duct tape so I can build a boat. from Bad Santa 2
A very special member of our choir.
A very special member of our choir. from Bad Santa 2
Actually, there aren't such things as endings at all,
Actually, there aren't such things as endings at all, from Bad Santa 2
Ah, fuck. from Bad Santa 2
Ah, rohypnol. Excellent icebreaker.
Ah, rohypnol. Excellent icebreaker. from Bad Santa 2
Ahhh. from Bad Santa 2
Ain't that but a bitch! from Bad Santa 2
Alcohol led me to make some not so good choices.
Alcohol led me to make some not so good choices. from Bad Santa 2
All right, big shot. You can stay out here with your GD flask.
All right, big shot. You can stay out here with your GD flask. from Bad Santa 2
All right, honey. Good girl.
All right, honey. Good girl. from Bad Santa 2
All right, let's sync them up, boys. At 7:45, the power goes down.
All right, let's sync them up, boys. At 7:45, the power goes down. from Bad Santa 2
All right, listen, you gotta quit fucking calling me, okay?
All right, listen, you gotta quit fucking calling me, okay? from Bad Santa 2
All right. from Bad Santa 2
All right. from Bad Santa 2
All right. from Bad Santa 2
All right. from Bad Santa 2
All right. Fifty, or I'll just go get your mother.
All right. Fifty, or I'll just go get your mother. from Bad Santa 2
Alrighty, here we go. from Bad Santa 2
Am I funny? from Bad Santa 2
And a note. from Bad Santa 2
And after that... lobster.
And after that... lobster. from Bad Santa 2
And August. Yeah. from Bad Santa 2
And finance the whole operation.
And finance the whole operation. from Bad Santa 2
And he squirrels them away in an offshore account.
And he squirrels them away in an offshore account. from Bad Santa 2
And he wouldn't know any fucking difference.
And he wouldn't know any fucking difference. from Bad Santa 2
And I always had a drink on your birthday... January third.
And I always had a drink on your birthday... January third. from Bad Santa 2
And I broke that sacred bond. It's not an excuse.
And I broke that sacred bond. It's not an excuse. from Bad Santa 2
And I could still fill that shot glass with this man's jizz.
And I could still fill that shot glass with this man's jizz. from Bad Santa 2
And I didn't even get a chance to smell that pussy.
And I didn't even get a chance to smell that pussy. from Bad Santa 2
And I know you're not my real family,
And I know you're not my real family, from Bad Santa 2
And I know your sorry ass does too. Look at you, man.
And I know your sorry ass does too. Look at you, man. from Bad Santa 2
And I still chase him off
And I still chase him off from Bad Santa 2
And I thought my family was fucked.
And I thought my family was fucked. from Bad Santa 2
And I trust you about as far as I can throw her.
And I trust you about as far as I can throw her. from Bad Santa 2
And I'm going to have to ask you to suck my fucking dick.
And I'm going to have to ask you to suck my fucking dick. from Bad Santa 2
And if a fight breaks out, go straight for the nuts or gouge an eye out.
And if a fight breaks out, go straight for the nuts or gouge an eye out. from Bad Santa 2
And if we got no access to the building, we got no access to the safe.
And if we got no access to the building, we got no access to the safe. from Bad Santa 2
And if we got no access to the safe,
And if we got no access to the safe, from Bad Santa 2
And if we're being honest here, you, you guys should be supplying us
And if we're being honest here, you, you guys should be supplying us from Bad Santa 2
And if you don't have cash, you can always text XMAS 999...
And if you don't have cash, you can always text XMAS 999... from Bad Santa 2
And it's actually better because then you get to pick the people
And it's actually better because then you get to pick the people from Bad Santa 2
And just fuck that pussy like you can't imagine.
And just fuck that pussy like you can't imagine. from Bad Santa 2
And like the kid says, "The best gifts are always a surprise. "
And like the kid says, "The best gifts are always a surprise. " from Bad Santa 2
And not with some little nubbin dick gun,
And not with some little nubbin dick gun, from Bad Santa 2
And nothing up my ass. You done took all that, Willie.
And nothing up my ass. You done took all that, Willie. from Bad Santa 2
And pure shit on a good day.
And pure shit on a good day. from Bad Santa 2
And rub one out right now.
And rub one out right now. from Bad Santa 2
And second of all, what in the fuck is he doing here?
And second of all, what in the fuck is he doing here? from Bad Santa 2
And she's a mean fucking bitch, so don't go getting any ideas, all right?
And she's a mean fucking bitch, so don't go getting any ideas, all right? from Bad Santa 2
And shows and whatnot, so I snagged this one just for us.
And shows and whatnot, so I snagged this one just for us. from Bad Santa 2
And spit on me. from Bad Santa 2
And stay away from the nuts?
And stay away from the nuts? from Bad Santa 2
And tear your little panties off and get that ass in my face
And tear your little panties off and get that ass in my face from Bad Santa 2
And that is one piece of motherly advice I hope you took to heart.
And that is one piece of motherly advice I hope you took to heart. from Bad Santa 2
And that is, if yours happens to be a bag of dicks, then fuck them.
And that is, if yours happens to be a bag of dicks, then fuck them. from Bad Santa 2
And that made the policemen really mad. So they followed him back to the house.
And that made the policemen really mad. So they followed him back to the house. from Bad Santa 2
And that was just to keep warm out there. I'm freezing my nuts off.
And that was just to keep warm out there. I'm freezing my nuts off. from Bad Santa 2
And that's our target. Right here.
And that's our target. Right here. from Bad Santa 2
And that's why I followed you to Chicago.
And that's why I followed you to Chicago. from Bad Santa 2
And the drummer that didn't have shit to give him but some perfume...
And the drummer that didn't have shit to give him but some perfume... from Bad Santa 2
And the kid, he still creeps around every now and then
And the kid, he still creeps around every now and then from Bad Santa 2
And the King Midas or one of them threatened to cut the kid in half,
And the King Midas or one of them threatened to cut the kid in half, from Bad Santa 2
And then at night, they store that cash in the safe in Regent's office.
And then at night, they store that cash in the safe in Regent's office. from Bad Santa 2
And then get the hell out of there before anybody knows what's hit them.
And then get the hell out of there before anybody knows what's hit them. from Bad Santa 2
And then I'd... spit them right in your little mouth.
And then I'd... spit them right in your little mouth. from Bad Santa 2
And then punishes you because you were naughty.
And then punishes you because you were naughty. from Bad Santa 2
And then, you can go to the common room and pick up your uniforms.
And then, you can go to the common room and pick up your uniforms. from Bad Santa 2
And there's only one thing that can change that.
And there's only one thing that can change that. from Bad Santa 2
And they want to bring us in and put us up in some fine ass metropolitan digs
And they want to bring us in and put us up in some fine ass metropolitan digs from Bad Santa 2
And this is the first present Willie ever got me for Christmas.
And this is the first present Willie ever got me for Christmas. from Bad Santa 2
And this year, they requested Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus.
And this year, they requested Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus. from Bad Santa 2
And we want to thank you all for being here tonight.
And we want to thank you all for being here tonight. from Bad Santa 2
And we're very grateful. But you reek of whiskey.
And we're very grateful. But you reek of whiskey. from Bad Santa 2
And went and killed all them Filipinos.
And went and killed all them Filipinos. from Bad Santa 2
And when do you pull your little Roy Rogers pistol out on me again?
And when do you pull your little Roy Rogers pistol out on me again? from Bad Santa 2
And while they're rolling their fat asses down here,
And while they're rolling their fat asses down here, from Bad Santa 2
And Willie ran really fast and he almost got to the door,
And Willie ran really fast and he almost got to the door, from Bad Santa 2
And Willie was in such a hurry to get me my elephant
And Willie was in such a hurry to get me my elephant from Bad Santa 2
And without further ado, I would like to introduce our choirmaster, Renee.
And without further ado, I would like to introduce our choirmaster, Renee. from Bad Santa 2
And you can drop them off at the front desk, please.
And you can drop them off at the front desk, please. from Bad Santa 2
And you gotta go and take a dump on that too.
And you gotta go and take a dump on that too. from Bad Santa 2
And you'd just, you'd just squint your little...
And you'd just, you'd just squint your little... from Bad Santa 2
And you're afraid I'm muscling in on your fucking fondle territory.
And you're afraid I'm muscling in on your fucking fondle territory. from Bad Santa 2
And you're the family I picked.
And you're the family I picked. from Bad Santa 2
Anyone? from Bad Santa 2
Anything unusual, I wanna know about it. And cover the whole building.
Anything unusual, I wanna know about it. And cover the whole building. from Bad Santa 2
Anyway, I think you ought to be working the sexual angle with her,
Anyway, I think you ought to be working the sexual angle with her, from Bad Santa 2
Anyway, it took this new set of teeth to finally see the light.
Anyway, it took this new set of teeth to finally see the light. from Bad Santa 2
Anyway, Santy ain't no arms dealer, so I can't help you out.
Anyway, Santy ain't no arms dealer, so I can't help you out. from Bad Santa 2
Anyway, still good to see you.
Anyway, still good to see you. from Bad Santa 2
Are you off of your goddamn nut? Is that what you do?
Are you off of your goddamn nut? Is that what you do? from Bad Santa 2
Are you shitting me? I mean, look around here.
Are you shitting me? I mean, look around here. from Bad Santa 2
Are you shitting me? Really? You know the old lady's right.
Are you shitting me? Really? You know the old lady's right. from Bad Santa 2
Are you talking about the true meaning of Christmas?
Are you talking about the true meaning of Christmas? from Bad Santa 2
Are you washing your fucking hands right now?
Are you washing your fucking hands right now? from Bad Santa 2
Aren't they great? from Bad Santa 2
Arrested? Christ! William.
Arrested? Christ! William. from Bad Santa 2
As soon as you're done, run to the bathroom, wash your crotch.
As soon as you're done, run to the bathroom, wash your crotch. from Bad Santa 2
As you know, Christmas is a time for giving.
As you know, Christmas is a time for giving. from Bad Santa 2
Asshole. from Bad Santa 2
Aw, come on, we're having family time here.
Aw, come on, we're having family time here. from Bad Santa 2
Bad boys, you know. Guys who don't give a fuck and treat me like shit.
Bad boys, you know. Guys who don't give a fuck and treat me like shit. from Bad Santa 2
Be right back. from Bad Santa 2
Because even when he was a baby, he tried to butt fuck everything.
Because even when he was a baby, he tried to butt fuck everything. from Bad Santa 2
Because I can. Wouldn't be the first time.
Because I can. Wouldn't be the first time. from Bad Santa 2
Because I didn't want you to spend Christmas alone.
Because I didn't want you to spend Christmas alone. from Bad Santa 2
Because I know for a fact that that husband isn't getting it done.
Because I know for a fact that that husband isn't getting it done. from Bad Santa 2
Because I'm all about the birth of Christmas.
Because I'm all about the birth of Christmas. from Bad Santa 2
Because no one's going to be at our Chicago house for two weeks.
Because no one's going to be at our Chicago house for two weeks. from Bad Santa 2
Because there's not enough beds? I only counted one, plus a couch.
Because there's not enough beds? I only counted one, plus a couch. from Bad Santa 2
Because they'll try. from Bad Santa 2
Because they're so low to the ground already?
Because they're so low to the ground already? from Bad Santa 2
Because we don't allow alcohol or drugs of any kind at Giving City.
Because we don't allow alcohol or drugs of any kind at Giving City. from Bad Santa 2
Because when some shit gets over with,
Because when some shit gets over with, from Bad Santa 2
Because you the only two people I know. Why would you call?
Because you the only two people I know. Why would you call? from Bad Santa 2
Before the romance takes a shit.
Before the romance takes a shit. from Bad Santa 2
Besides that, I'm a fucking guy. You didn't turn funny, did you?
Besides that, I'm a fucking guy. You didn't turn funny, did you? from Bad Santa 2
Besides, it made a man of you. You are who you are because of me.
Besides, it made a man of you. You are who you are because of me. from Bad Santa 2
Bitch, let me tell you something.
Bitch, let me tell you something. from Bad Santa 2
Boarding room's downstairs on the left. Any bed that's not taken.
Boarding room's downstairs on the left. Any bed that's not taken. from Bad Santa 2
Both shoes. And you have to watch.
Both shoes. And you have to watch. from Bad Santa 2
Boy, you been selling your blood for booze?
Boy, you been selling your blood for booze? from Bad Santa 2
Breathe through your mouth so that you don't puke.
Breathe through your mouth so that you don't puke. from Bad Santa 2
Bringing food and shelter to those in need."
Bringing food and shelter to those in need." from Bad Santa 2
Bullshit. No fucking way. Fucking cash only.
Bullshit. No fucking way. Fucking cash only. from Bad Santa 2
But as far as Christmas miracles go, shit, I don't know.
But as far as Christmas miracles go, shit, I don't know. from Bad Santa 2
But even when I was in the joint, I thought of you.
But even when I was in the joint, I thought of you. from Bad Santa 2
But he was clueless enough to think
But he was clueless enough to think from Bad Santa 2
But I always burn my hand getting them out of oven.
But I always burn my hand getting them out of oven. from Bad Santa 2
But I don't mind. I'm just into, you know, more mature, experienced guys.
But I don't mind. I'm just into, you know, more mature, experienced guys. from Bad Santa 2
But I got a touch of the Parkinson's and my hearing ain't what it used to be,
But I got a touch of the Parkinson's and my hearing ain't what it used to be, from Bad Santa 2
But I think I can sneak you guys in. Come on.
But I think I can sneak you guys in. Come on. from Bad Santa 2
But I thought your dad was the one you hated.
But I thought your dad was the one you hated. from Bad Santa 2
But I'm gonna need a key to the electrical room to access it.
But I'm gonna need a key to the electrical room to access it. from Bad Santa 2
But I've cleaned up my life.
But I've cleaned up my life. from Bad Santa 2
But I've worn the suit enough to know a perfect Christmas gift when I see one.
But I've worn the suit enough to know a perfect Christmas gift when I see one. from Bad Santa 2
But if we get fired, we got no access to the building.
But if we get fired, we got no access to the building. from Bad Santa 2
But it's not home if there's nobody there.
But it's not home if there's nobody there. from Bad Santa 2
But Lois got all up in my kitchen.
But Lois got all up in my kitchen. from Bad Santa 2
But sometimes, you have to lose something to gain something.
But sometimes, you have to lose something to gain something. from Bad Santa 2
But thanks for the lobster.
But thanks for the lobster. from Bad Santa 2
But that's only because I had to run off to the little boys' room.
But that's only because I had to run off to the little boys' room. from Bad Santa 2
But then they shot him like eight times in the back.
But then they shot him like eight times in the back. from Bad Santa 2
But they know your work. from Bad Santa 2
But when I put this suit on, I feel like...
But when I put this suit on, I feel like... from Bad Santa 2
But when you don't have real family, then you have to make a new one.
But when you don't have real family, then you have to make a new one. from Bad Santa 2
But with adult man sized bullets.
But with adult man sized bullets. from Bad Santa 2
But you don't see me holding my breath, do you?
But you don't see me holding my breath, do you? from Bad Santa 2
But you gotta understand, it was only business.
But you gotta understand, it was only business. from Bad Santa 2
But you said that when I was 21 that you'd pop my cherry.
But you said that when I was 21 that you'd pop my cherry. from Bad Santa 2
But you're a fucking man now and you gotta face up to it.
But you're a fucking man now and you gotta face up to it. from Bad Santa 2
But you're still my Santa.
But you're still my Santa. from Bad Santa 2
But, uh, in the meantime, let's you and me head out, all right?
But, uh, in the meantime, let's you and me head out, all right? from Bad Santa 2
But, um, I gotta tell you, you got gigantic titties.
But, um, I gotta tell you, you got gigantic titties. from Bad Santa 2
But, you see... from Bad Santa 2
Bye, Elf. Bye, Willie's mom.
Bye, Elf. Bye, Willie's mom. from Bad Santa 2
Bye. from Bad Santa 2
Bye. from Bad Santa 2
Call me "Santa." from Bad Santa 2
Call me "Santa." from Bad Santa 2
Call me Santa. from Bad Santa 2
Can we get a Chicago pizza? It's like pizza, but in Chicago.
Can we get a Chicago pizza? It's like pizza, but in Chicago. from Bad Santa 2
Can you still crack a safe?
Can you still crack a safe? from Bad Santa 2
Can't you see I'm trying to eat a fucking pizza here?
Can't you see I'm trying to eat a fucking pizza here? from Bad Santa 2
Chair. from Bad Santa 2
Checking their list twice.
Checking their list twice. from Bad Santa 2
Chicago, you racist moron fuck!
Chicago, you racist moron fuck! from Bad Santa 2
Christ, am I the only one getting anything done here tonight?
Christ, am I the only one getting anything done here tonight? from Bad Santa 2
Christmas Eve, they have a big charity concert.
Christmas Eve, they have a big charity concert. from Bad Santa 2
Christmas in general gets me so drenched.
Christmas in general gets me so drenched. from Bad Santa 2
Clitoris, son. Do it for Mama.
Clitoris, son. Do it for Mama. from Bad Santa 2
Come here. from Bad Santa 2
Come on, baby. Come on. from Bad Santa 2
Come on, boy. Be just like old times.
Come on, boy. Be just like old times. from Bad Santa 2
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on. from Bad Santa 2
Come on, man. from Bad Santa 2
Come on, shitstick. Bring it on home to Mama.
Come on, shitstick. Bring it on home to Mama. from Bad Santa 2
Come on, Willie, I need this.
Come on, Willie, I need this. from Bad Santa 2
Come on. Get out of here. Put a fucking diaper on.
Come on. Get out of here. Put a fucking diaper on. from Bad Santa 2
Come on. Let's go. from Bad Santa 2
Concert's tomorrow night. So you better step up, buddy boy.
Concert's tomorrow night. So you better step up, buddy boy. from Bad Santa 2
Copy, checking. from Bad Santa 2
Copy. from Bad Santa 2
Copy. Ladies' room is already taken care of.
Copy. Ladies' room is already taken care of. from Bad Santa 2
Crazy bitch had me all turned around with her magical Laotian pussy.
Crazy bitch had me all turned around with her magical Laotian pussy. from Bad Santa 2
Cut that shit out. We're not back together.
Cut that shit out. We're not back together. from Bad Santa 2
Damn it, Willie. Hurry up! We're gonna miss our train.
Damn it, Willie. Hurry up! We're gonna miss our train. from Bad Santa 2
Damn, girl, I wouldn't pick you out for that kind of shit.
Damn, girl, I wouldn't pick you out for that kind of shit. from Bad Santa 2
Damn. Shit. from Bad Santa 2
Darlene says I should put butter on my hand, but that's stupid.
Darlene says I should put butter on my hand, but that's stupid. from Bad Santa 2
Davis! Davis! from Bad Santa 2
Deal. from Bad Santa 2
Did you even score once while I was away?
Did you even score once while I was away? from Bad Santa 2
Did you forget about this?
Did you forget about this? from Bad Santa 2
Didn't put it in my ass, I had to go and get pregnant.
Didn't put it in my ass, I had to go and get pregnant. from Bad Santa 2
Do you ever feel like you hit rock bottom?
Do you ever feel like you hit rock bottom? from Bad Santa 2
Do you got a pencil or some shit to write on?
Do you got a pencil or some shit to write on? from Bad Santa 2
Do you not take a hint? I fucking told you that I ain't that guy.
Do you not take a hint? I fucking told you that I ain't that guy. from Bad Santa 2
Do you want me to get you a Christmas tree?
Do you want me to get you a Christmas tree? from Bad Santa 2
Don't be weird. Tell me how dirty this is.
Don't be weird. Tell me how dirty this is. from Bad Santa 2
Don't buy their shit, William. No such thing as an alcoholic.
Don't buy their shit, William. No such thing as an alcoholic. from Bad Santa 2
Don't even think about it, Willie.
Don't even think about it, Willie. from Bad Santa 2
Don't forget about the meeting tomorrow night at 7:30.
Don't forget about the meeting tomorrow night at 7:30. from Bad Santa 2
Don't let the door hit you in the ass.
Don't let the door hit you in the ass. from Bad Santa 2
Don't say "Mama." No mom stuff!
Don't say "Mama." No mom stuff! from Bad Santa 2
Don't worry, Willie. I'm okay. It's just in my butt.
Don't worry, Willie. I'm okay. It's just in my butt. from Bad Santa 2
Done ate ten pounds of lobster
Done ate ten pounds of lobster from Bad Santa 2
Dorfman, get up here. from Bad Santa 2
Drop the weapon! Get down!
Drop the weapon! Get down! from Bad Santa 2
Drop your weapons! Put your hands in the...
Drop your weapons! Put your hands in the... from Bad Santa 2
Elf! from Bad Santa 2
Empty your pockets. Place any metal items in the tray.
Empty your pockets. Place any metal items in the tray. from Bad Santa 2
End of the year accounting stuff.
End of the year accounting stuff. from Bad Santa 2
Evacuate the concert! And search everyone.
Evacuate the concert! And search everyone. from Bad Santa 2
Every year, these rich assholes throw this huge party to benefit the needy kids.
Every year, these rich assholes throw this huge party to benefit the needy kids. from Bad Santa 2
Except I don't know anyone at that Hungry Hoagies.
Except I don't know anyone at that Hungry Hoagies. from Bad Santa 2
Except that one jerking off over there. And that one watching him jerk off.
Except that one jerking off over there. And that one watching him jerk off. from Bad Santa 2
Excuse me? from Bad Santa 2
Excuse me... little people, we had Willie.
Excuse me... little people, we had Willie. from Bad Santa 2
Find out everything. Schools, arrests, financials, meds.
Find out everything. Schools, arrests, financials, meds. from Bad Santa 2
Find them. All of them! from Bad Santa 2
Fine, get in. from Bad Santa 2
Fine! A file, then. from Bad Santa 2
Fine! If it's an emergency, call me, all right?
Fine! If it's an emergency, call me, all right? from Bad Santa 2
Fine. from Bad Santa 2
Fine. I'll give you a second chance. If you give me a chance to help you.
Fine. I'll give you a second chance. If you give me a chance to help you. from Bad Santa 2
Five ways? How many holes do you have?
Five ways? How many holes do you have? from Bad Santa 2
Flouting? from Bad Santa 2
For a minute there, I thought you were going soft.
For a minute there, I thought you were going soft. from Bad Santa 2
For four weeks. from Bad Santa 2
For his own good. from Bad Santa 2
For real? Ha! from Bad Santa 2
For the kids. I won't piss on the suit. I really won't.
For the kids. I won't piss on the suit. I really won't. from Bad Santa 2
Four thousand followers and counting, motherfucker. Ha ha!
Four thousand followers and counting, motherfucker. Ha ha! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck it. from Bad Santa 2
Fuck me like the dirty little slut that I am.
Fuck me like the dirty little slut that I am. from Bad Santa 2
Fuck me, Santa! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck you. from Bad Santa 2
Fuck! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck! Fucking pussy! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck! Oh! Get out of my brain!
Fuck! Oh! Get out of my brain! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck. from Bad Santa 2
Fuck. from Bad Santa 2
Fucking asshole. from Bad Santa 2
Fucking associate. No goddamn way.
Fucking associate. No goddamn way. from Bad Santa 2
Fucking dimes? Are you shitting me?
Fucking dimes? Are you shitting me? from Bad Santa 2
Fucking shit. from Bad Santa 2
Get a bite of this pumpernickel bread.
Get a bite of this pumpernickel bread. from Bad Santa 2
Get out of my car! from Bad Santa 2
Gina, check the security cameras.
Gina, check the security cameras. from Bad Santa 2
Give me some. Yeah. from Bad Santa 2
Give me that, you fucking lush.
Give me that, you fucking lush. from Bad Santa 2
Give me the goddamn chair.
Give me the goddamn chair. from Bad Santa 2
Giving City is a charity at 98 cents every dollar
Giving City is a charity at 98 cents every dollar from Bad Santa 2
Giving City's gonna lose a record amount of money this year.
Giving City's gonna lose a record amount of money this year. from Bad Santa 2
Go ahead. Shoot me, shitstick.
Go ahead. Shoot me, shitstick. from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn it, let go of the fucking bag!
Goddamn it, let go of the fucking bag! from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn it! from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn it. from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn it. from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn it. from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn it. You gotta be shitting me.
Goddamn it. You gotta be shitting me. from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn right. from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn, what a shit hole.
Goddamn, what a shit hole. from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn! from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn. from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn. from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn. Are you a complete fucking retard?
Goddamn. Are you a complete fucking retard? from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn. You're 21 already. That's creepy.
Goddamn. You're 21 already. That's creepy. from Bad Santa 2
Goes to this A hole at the top.
Goes to this A hole at the top. from Bad Santa 2
Goiter Face or Drunk Slut.
Goiter Face or Drunk Slut. from Bad Santa 2
Good one, shitstick. from Bad Santa 2
Grab the money, throw it down the garbage chute
Grab the money, throw it down the garbage chute from Bad Santa 2
Guess I did learn one thing about family from that crazy bitch.
Guess I did learn one thing about family from that crazy bitch. from Bad Santa 2
Guess you don't know what today is.
Guess you don't know what today is. from Bad Santa 2
Guys who are well traveled, cultured and into butt stuff.
Guys who are well traveled, cultured and into butt stuff. from Bad Santa 2
Ha ha. Very funny. Wait... for real?
Ha ha. Very funny. Wait... for real? from Bad Santa 2
Halle fucking lujah! from Bad Santa 2
Hang on a second here. from Bad Santa 2
Harder! from Bad Santa 2
Harder! Yes! from Bad Santa 2
Has been one long fucking miserable nightmare most of the time.
Has been one long fucking miserable nightmare most of the time. from Bad Santa 2
Has hallucinogenic aftereffects if you eat too much of it.
Has hallucinogenic aftereffects if you eat too much of it. from Bad Santa 2
Have a seat. What can Santy Claus get you?
Have a seat. What can Santy Claus get you? from Bad Santa 2
He can't even crack his own ass. Fuck that.
He can't even crack his own ass. Fuck that. from Bad Santa 2
He heard "Pop That Pussy" in the vent, and that is a big fucking deal.
He heard "Pop That Pussy" in the vent, and that is a big fucking deal. from Bad Santa 2
He heard a noise in the fucking vent. What's the big deal?
He heard a noise in the fucking vent. What's the big deal? from Bad Santa 2
He helped me find focus. from Bad Santa 2
He should show you some respect.
He should show you some respect. from Bad Santa 2
He takes in tens of thousands in donations,
He takes in tens of thousands in donations, from Bad Santa 2
He was different when he was in the Peace Corps.
He was different when he was in the Peace Corps. from Bad Santa 2
He was my original elf. Remember those times, Willie?
He was my original elf. Remember those times, Willie? from Bad Santa 2
He won't even know I'm not there.
He won't even know I'm not there. from Bad Santa 2
He'd love to, darling. Strong, strapping man like him.
He'd love to, darling. Strong, strapping man like him. from Bad Santa 2
He's always been too goddamn soft. Probably because he was born early.
He's always been too goddamn soft. Probably because he was born early. from Bad Santa 2
He's Cook. I'm Davis. We're here for the orientation.
He's Cook. I'm Davis. We're here for the orientation. from Bad Santa 2
He's fucking Alice. from Bad Santa 2
He's home schooled. from Bad Santa 2
He's the fucking kid diddler, not me. I'm a hero!
He's the fucking kid diddler, not me. I'm a hero! from Bad Santa 2
He's with his little nub, going.
He's with his little nub, going. from Bad Santa 2
Hell if I know, I ain't his fucking secretary.
Hell if I know, I ain't his fucking secretary. from Bad Santa 2
Hell, I didn't even know I'd given birth until I tripped over him.
Hell, I didn't even know I'd given birth until I tripped over him. from Bad Santa 2
Here you go, lady, how about a little money?
Here you go, lady, how about a little money? from Bad Santa 2
Here, drink this. from Bad Santa 2
Here's your ID. from Bad Santa 2
Hey, Cook! from Bad Santa 2
Hey, Cook! from Bad Santa 2
Hey, Di. Is it the midget that's fully proportional?
Hey, Di. Is it the midget that's fully proportional? from Bad Santa 2
Hey, don't forget to remind people,
Hey, don't forget to remind people, from Bad Santa 2
Hey, goddamn pussy! You motherfucker!
Hey, goddamn pussy! You motherfucker! from Bad Santa 2
Hey, Greta. Could you, uh, get me a rag and a real drink, please?
Hey, Greta. Could you, uh, get me a rag and a real drink, please? from Bad Santa 2
Hey, hang on a second. She's got the money, I'm just a fucking guy!
Hey, hang on a second. She's got the money, I'm just a fucking guy! from Bad Santa 2
Hey, I'm gonna be home late again tonight.
Hey, I'm gonna be home late again tonight. from Bad Santa 2
Hey, kid, listen. from Bad Santa 2
Hey, listen, can you kind of stay up on the business end
Hey, listen, can you kind of stay up on the business end from Bad Santa 2
Hey, listen, little man, I don't speak politically correct,
Hey, listen, little man, I don't speak politically correct, from Bad Santa 2
Hey, Shaft, you ready to stick it to this chick tonight?
Hey, Shaft, you ready to stick it to this chick tonight? from Bad Santa 2
Hey, watch your language.
Hey, watch your language. from Bad Santa 2
Hey, you know why we call him "shitstick"?
Hey, you know why we call him "shitstick"? from Bad Santa 2
Hey! from Bad Santa 2
Hey! Get off of him you little shit!
Hey! Get off of him you little shit! from Bad Santa 2
Hey! Hey! Open the door! from Bad Santa 2
Hey! You get that key? from Bad Santa 2
Hey. from Bad Santa 2
Hey. from Bad Santa 2
Hey. We still good for tomorrow? The plan.
Hey. We still good for tomorrow? The plan. from Bad Santa 2
Hey. You know what? I got you a gift.
Hey. You know what? I got you a gift. from Bad Santa 2
Hmm. from Bad Santa 2
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! from Bad Santa 2
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! from Bad Santa 2
Ho, ho, ho. What's up, Santas?
Ho, ho, ho. What's up, Santas? from Bad Santa 2
Ho, ho! Come on, you got Jesus and the lambikins watching over you,
Ho, ho! Come on, you got Jesus and the lambikins watching over you, from Bad Santa 2
Hold the fucking phone. from Bad Santa 2
Horny drunk! from Bad Santa 2
How do I look? from Bad Santa 2
How we looking, Alice? from Bad Santa 2
How you doing, beautiful?
How you doing, beautiful? from Bad Santa 2
Huh? We were gonna wait at least another year.
Huh? We were gonna wait at least another year. from Bad Santa 2
Huh? Yeah. from Bad Santa 2
Hundreds are better. What?
Hundreds are better. What? from Bad Santa 2
I ain't dancing around with a bunch of candy canes and shit.
I ain't dancing around with a bunch of candy canes and shit. from Bad Santa 2
I ain't sticking around. Just give it to Opal after.
I ain't sticking around. Just give it to Opal after. from Bad Santa 2
I also found what was the closest thing I ever had to an actual girlfriend.
I also found what was the closest thing I ever had to an actual girlfriend. from Bad Santa 2
I always wanted to fuck me a Santa.
I always wanted to fuck me a Santa. from Bad Santa 2
I am all about those kids and the Christmas concert.
I am all about those kids and the Christmas concert. from Bad Santa 2
I am going to have to ask you to watch your language
I am going to have to ask you to watch your language from Bad Santa 2
I am not that kind of person. I get wild.
I am not that kind of person. I get wild. from Bad Santa 2
I am strictly first class.
I am strictly first class. from Bad Santa 2
I bet that pussy got lips like an orangutan.
I bet that pussy got lips like an orangutan. from Bad Santa 2
I bet you got no idea how beautiful you really are.
I bet you got no idea how beautiful you really are. from Bad Santa 2
I can't, sir. It still has eight minutes to reboot.
I can't, sir. It still has eight minutes to reboot. from Bad Santa 2
I caught a fucking midget murdering fucking armed robber.
I caught a fucking midget murdering fucking armed robber. from Bad Santa 2
I cleaned your apartment, Willie. And I fed your insects.
I cleaned your apartment, Willie. And I fed your insects. from Bad Santa 2
I did it once, but it felt weird.
I did it once, but it felt weird. from Bad Santa 2
I didn't exactly have to talk her into it. She was wetter than Lake Michigan.
I didn't exactly have to talk her into it. She was wetter than Lake Michigan. from Bad Santa 2
I don't even know what fucking year it is, kid.
I don't even know what fucking year it is, kid. from Bad Santa 2
I don't go in for all the sappy shit.
I don't go in for all the sappy shit. from Bad Santa 2
I don't know about that. from Bad Santa 2
I don't know. from Bad Santa 2
I don't know. from Bad Santa 2
I don't know. I think I've got some idea.
I don't know. I think I've got some idea. from Bad Santa 2
I don't mean to be indiscreet, but I do pretty well.
I don't mean to be indiscreet, but I do pretty well. from Bad Santa 2
I don't think I like it here, Willie.
I don't think I like it here, Willie. from Bad Santa 2
I found out the hard way once when I messed with my own kind.
I found out the hard way once when I messed with my own kind. from Bad Santa 2
I fucking read you wrong. I was just...
I fucking read you wrong. I was just... from Bad Santa 2
I got a whole Instagram of that shit of me tea bagging you.
I got a whole Instagram of that shit of me tea bagging you. from Bad Santa 2
I got an associate out there who has got this thing all lined up.
I got an associate out there who has got this thing all lined up. from Bad Santa 2
I got chicken feet in the fridge.
I got chicken feet in the fridge. from Bad Santa 2
I gotta see who the dingleberry gives his last rose to,
I gotta see who the dingleberry gives his last rose to, from Bad Santa 2
I guess the abortion didn't take.
I guess the abortion didn't take. from Bad Santa 2
I guess there is a God. from Bad Santa 2
I hate him more than anything in the goddamn world! Except her.
I hate him more than anything in the goddamn world! Except her. from Bad Santa 2
I hate your guts, motherfucker. But business is business.
I hate your guts, motherfucker. But business is business. from Bad Santa 2
I have no idea what that shit is.
I have no idea what that shit is. from Bad Santa 2
I just don't want you hacking up your lung in my drink, okay?
I just don't want you hacking up your lung in my drink, okay? from Bad Santa 2
I just thought it might be fun to spend Christmas with the only family I got left.
I just thought it might be fun to spend Christmas with the only family I got left. from Bad Santa 2
I just wanted to invite you to the Christmas concert tomorrow, Willie.
I just wanted to invite you to the Christmas concert tomorrow, Willie. from Bad Santa 2
I knew I should've left, second I saw your miserable fucking face.
I knew I should've left, second I saw your miserable fucking face. from Bad Santa 2
I knew you couldn't stay away. You always were your mama's boy.
I knew you couldn't stay away. You always were your mama's boy. from Bad Santa 2
I know we left on bad terms.
I know we left on bad terms. from Bad Santa 2
I know you're busy, but it's only for an hour and all the parents are coming.
I know you're busy, but it's only for an hour and all the parents are coming. from Bad Santa 2
I lay them on your forehead and take a picture of it.
I lay them on your forehead and take a picture of it. from Bad Santa 2
I mean, a guy breaks into your house, eats your food
I mean, a guy breaks into your house, eats your food from Bad Santa 2
I mean, give a broke dick motherfucker a chance, will you?
I mean, give a broke dick motherfucker a chance, will you? from Bad Santa 2
I mean, he's just steamed a little bit. He'll be fine.
I mean, he's just steamed a little bit. He'll be fine. from Bad Santa 2
I mean, the one time your son of a bitch father
I mean, the one time your son of a bitch father from Bad Santa 2
I mean, you're the one that brought that little shit in.
I mean, you're the one that brought that little shit in. from Bad Santa 2
I need a refill. from Bad Santa 2
I need full dossier on a Randall Cook.
I need full dossier on a Randall Cook. from Bad Santa 2
I need some air. from Bad Santa 2
I never sucked jizz out of nobody's ass. I mean, with a straw.
I never sucked jizz out of nobody's ass. I mean, with a straw. from Bad Santa 2
I never would've gotten pregnant with you.
I never would've gotten pregnant with you. from Bad Santa 2
I rooted out a pervert. from Bad Santa 2
I said I fucking handled it. What are you, deaf?
I said I fucking handled it. What are you, deaf? from Bad Santa 2
I said I was sorry. You gotta let that shit go, Willie!
I said I was sorry. You gotta let that shit go, Willie! from Bad Santa 2
I said I'd get it done by somebody else.
I said I'd get it done by somebody else. from Bad Santa 2
I said I'm fucking busy! from Bad Santa 2
I sure did. In my late 20's.
I sure did. In my late 20's. from Bad Santa 2
I swear to God, a fucking electric oven.
I swear to God, a fucking electric oven. from Bad Santa 2
I taught this muskrat everything he knows.
I taught this muskrat everything he knows. from Bad Santa 2
I think I'm gonna go upstairs and watch It's a Wonderful Life
I think I'm gonna go upstairs and watch It's a Wonderful Life from Bad Santa 2
I thought it would be a bonus. And I just wanna remind you of something.
I thought it would be a bonus. And I just wanna remind you of something. from Bad Santa 2
I thought the midget was doing it.
I thought the midget was doing it. from Bad Santa 2
I thought you were all done with the gooks.
I thought you were all done with the gooks. from Bad Santa 2
I traveled all the way across the country to rob a goddamn charity?
I traveled all the way across the country to rob a goddamn charity? from Bad Santa 2
I tried seducing the girl myself but she's strictly dickly.
I tried seducing the girl myself but she's strictly dickly. from Bad Santa 2
I used to chew and feed you caramels, just like a mama bird does.
I used to chew and feed you caramels, just like a mama bird does. from Bad Santa 2
I wanna know who he is. from Bad Santa 2
I want Minecraft, Halo 5 Guardians, Rise of the Tomb Raider,
I want Minecraft, Halo 5 Guardians, Rise of the Tomb Raider, from Bad Santa 2
I wanted to surprise you for Christmas.
I wanted to surprise you for Christmas. from Bad Santa 2
I was born in the Pulaski County Juvenile Detention Center in Little Rock, Arkansas.
I was born in the Pulaski County Juvenile Detention Center in Little Rock, Arkansas. from Bad Santa 2
I was just telling your mom how you're a hero.
I was just telling your mom how you're a hero. from Bad Santa 2
I wasn't the worthless piece of shit everybody else thinks I am.
I wasn't the worthless piece of shit everybody else thinks I am. from Bad Santa 2
I what? from Bad Santa 2
I, I can't. I can't come.
I, I can't. I can't come. from Bad Santa 2
I'd chew and chew and chew till they were all milky.
I'd chew and chew and chew till they were all milky. from Bad Santa 2
I'd like to call to the stage now
I'd like to call to the stage now from Bad Santa 2
I'd like to get you in that back seat there.
I'd like to get you in that back seat there. from Bad Santa 2
I'd rather them have it than your sorry ass.
I'd rather them have it than your sorry ass. from Bad Santa 2
I'll be smoking like an old Buick, all right?
I'll be smoking like an old Buick, all right? from Bad Santa 2
I'll break it down, all right.
I'll break it down, all right. from Bad Santa 2
I'll look for you and I'll wave like this. Okay?
I'll look for you and I'll wave like this. Okay? from Bad Santa 2
I'll make sure she knows you got the hots for her.
I'll make sure she knows you got the hots for her. from Bad Santa 2
I'll see if I can find you a cat somewhere.
I'll see if I can find you a cat somewhere. from Bad Santa 2
I'll tell you why I care. Because the world's a fucking shit hole.
I'll tell you why I care. Because the world's a fucking shit hole. from Bad Santa 2
I'll up your commission to five percent.
I'll up your commission to five percent. from Bad Santa 2
I'm 21 . Officially a man.
I'm 21 . Officially a man. from Bad Santa 2
I'm a goddamn hero. from Bad Santa 2
I'm a good girl, Mr. Cook, but sometimes I need to be bad.
I'm a good girl, Mr. Cook, but sometimes I need to be bad. from Bad Santa 2
I'm a soprano. My friend Ronnie says I sound like Mariah Carey.
I'm a soprano. My friend Ronnie says I sound like Mariah Carey. from Bad Santa 2
I'm Davis, you're Cook. End of fucking story.
I'm Davis, you're Cook. End of fucking story. from Bad Santa 2
I'm fine. from Bad Santa 2
I'm glad I tea bagged your drunk ass, you fucking piece of shit motherfucker!
I'm glad I tea bagged your drunk ass, you fucking piece of shit motherfucker! from Bad Santa 2
I'm gonna live like a king this time.
I'm gonna live like a king this time. from Bad Santa 2
I'm gonna need a hand getting into position.
I'm gonna need a hand getting into position. from Bad Santa 2
I'm gonna remind you to fuck yourself.
I'm gonna remind you to fuck yourself. from Bad Santa 2
I'm gonna spend my whole day with a bunch of damn kids on my lap?
I'm gonna spend my whole day with a bunch of damn kids on my lap? from Bad Santa 2
I'm in Chicago, but I can't find you anywhere.
I'm in Chicago, but I can't find you anywhere. from Bad Santa 2
I'm in fucking Chicago, kid.
I'm in fucking Chicago, kid. from Bad Santa 2
I'm in this for the dough, period. You get me?
I'm in this for the dough, period. You get me? from Bad Santa 2
I'm just tired of that fucking coughing.
I'm just tired of that fucking coughing. from Bad Santa 2
I'm not missing The Bachelor finale.
I'm not missing The Bachelor finale. from Bad Santa 2
I'm saying, do you think she knows that her fucking husband
I'm saying, do you think she knows that her fucking husband from Bad Santa 2
I'm singing in the choir.
I'm singing in the choir. from Bad Santa 2
I'm sorry, what? from Bad Santa 2
I'm sorry. I was under the impression that was the correct nomenclature.
I'm sorry. I was under the impression that was the correct nomenclature. from Bad Santa 2
I'm supposed to be a Santa.
I'm supposed to be a Santa. from Bad Santa 2
I'm talking about addiction, Mr. Cook.
I'm talking about addiction, Mr. Cook. from Bad Santa 2
I'm talking Chrysler 300, factory direct, fully loaded.
I'm talking Chrysler 300, factory direct, fully loaded. from Bad Santa 2
I'm talking microphones, cameras, everything.
I'm talking microphones, cameras, everything. from Bad Santa 2
I'm talking two mil here.
I'm talking two mil here. from Bad Santa 2
I'm telling you, if it had a butt, he'd try to fuck it.
I'm telling you, if it had a butt, he'd try to fuck it. from Bad Santa 2
I'm the one that's been in prison for ten years.
I'm the one that's been in prison for ten years. from Bad Santa 2
I'm warning you. from Bad Santa 2
I'm working on it, okay? from Bad Santa 2
I've been chasing your ass off ever since I fucking met you.
I've been chasing your ass off ever since I fucking met you. from Bad Santa 2
I've been dealing with the kid, all right?
I've been dealing with the kid, all right? from Bad Santa 2
I've gotta get this stuff to the auditorium.
I've gotta get this stuff to the auditorium. from Bad Santa 2
If I cut ties with every numbnut who tried to shoot me,
If I cut ties with every numbnut who tried to shoot me, from Bad Santa 2
If they couldn't cram your three foot ass in there.
If they couldn't cram your three foot ass in there. from Bad Santa 2
If they don't have cash, they can always text in their donation.
If they don't have cash, they can always text in their donation. from Bad Santa 2
If you gotta take a shit just stand over it, couple of feet away,
If you gotta take a shit just stand over it, couple of feet away, from Bad Santa 2
In the cowboy movies, they say that's not even fair.
In the cowboy movies, they say that's not even fair. from Bad Santa 2
Including me. from Bad Santa 2
Is he always this fucking useless?
Is he always this fucking useless? from Bad Santa 2
Is ripping off the goddamn charity?
Is ripping off the goddamn charity? from Bad Santa 2
Is the oven on? Are you making Hot Pockets?
Is the oven on? Are you making Hot Pockets? from Bad Santa 2
Isn't that kind of like the pot calling the other cot a fuck kettle,
Isn't that kind of like the pot calling the other cot a fuck kettle, from Bad Santa 2
It ain't, so don't eat it. That's the bulls eye.
It ain't, so don't eat it. That's the bulls eye. from Bad Santa 2
It was a one time thing. That never happened.
It was a one time thing. That never happened. from Bad Santa 2
It was always supposed to be this way, William.
It was always supposed to be this way, William. from Bad Santa 2
It was probably making you forget all the fun you had.
It was probably making you forget all the fun you had. from Bad Santa 2
It's a heavy deal for me. Pretty damn heavy.
It's a heavy deal for me. Pretty damn heavy. from Bad Santa 2
It's a part of my release from the joint. I've been there 3 months.
It's a part of my release from the joint. I've been there 3 months. from Bad Santa 2
It's Christmas. A time for forgiveness. For family.
It's Christmas. A time for forgiveness. For family. from Bad Santa 2
It's dirty. from Bad Santa 2
It's gonna be the easiest 20 bucks you ever made.
It's gonna be the easiest 20 bucks you ever made. from Bad Santa 2
It's got a lot of paper trash in it,
It's got a lot of paper trash in it, from Bad Santa 2
It's just a semi. Don't get all bent out of shape.
It's just a semi. Don't get all bent out of shape. from Bad Santa 2
It's loaded now. You're good to go.
It's loaded now. You're good to go. from Bad Santa 2
It's my birthday. from Bad Santa 2
It's okay to like what you see. I like what I see.
It's okay to like what you see. I like what I see. from Bad Santa 2
It's pretty, pretty fucking dirty, I guess.
It's pretty, pretty fucking dirty, I guess. from Bad Santa 2
It's raining money! from Bad Santa 2
It's when you play with your wiener and think about your mother.
It's when you play with your wiener and think about your mother. from Bad Santa 2
Jesus, I already need a fucking drink.
Jesus, I already need a fucking drink. from Bad Santa 2
Just a sign of a weak liver.
Just a sign of a weak liver. from Bad Santa 2
Just did a little digging, a little Googling,
Just did a little digging, a little Googling, from Bad Santa 2
Just fucking pull over, okay?
Just fucking pull over, okay? from Bad Santa 2
Just get off of him. Hey!
Just get off of him. Hey! from Bad Santa 2
Just hurry your ass! from Bad Santa 2
Just think of the damage we could do. Just the two of us. All the time.
Just think of the damage we could do. Just the two of us. All the time. from Bad Santa 2
Just to have me to go to shit ass Mexico with you?
Just to have me to go to shit ass Mexico with you? from Bad Santa 2
Keep it down. from Bad Santa 2
Keep poking it in there till he spits up.
Keep poking it in there till he spits up. from Bad Santa 2
Keep the world from becoming some n**** Land of Oz.
Keep the world from becoming some n**** Land of Oz. from Bad Santa 2
Kicked him out of the hotel and the ejaculate conception
Kicked him out of the hotel and the ejaculate conception from Bad Santa 2
Kid, get over here and take your pants off.
Kid, get over here and take your pants off. from Bad Santa 2
Kid, how'd you get my number?
Kid, how'd you get my number? from Bad Santa 2
Let go of the bag, William. Let go of the bag.
Let go of the bag, William. Let go of the bag. from Bad Santa 2
Let us through right now. We're chasing a suspect.
Let us through right now. We're chasing a suspect. from Bad Santa 2
Let's do this. from Bad Santa 2
Let's go. from Bad Santa 2
Let's just say my whole life
Let's just say my whole life from Bad Santa 2
Life sucks a big, giant dick, kid.
Life sucks a big, giant dick, kid. from Bad Santa 2
Like a piece of ass who didn't look me in the eye
Like a piece of ass who didn't look me in the eye from Bad Santa 2
Like sex? Or booze? from Bad Santa 2
Like that will fucking stop me? Rigor mortis just make the pussy tighter.
Like that will fucking stop me? Rigor mortis just make the pussy tighter. from Bad Santa 2
Listen kid, seriously. You're all grown up and shit now, okay?
Listen kid, seriously. You're all grown up and shit now, okay? from Bad Santa 2
Listen, I'll tell you what,
Listen, I'll tell you what, from Bad Santa 2
Lockdown level ten. from Bad Santa 2
Look at all the Santas! I really get to stay here?
Look at all the Santas! I really get to stay here? from Bad Santa 2
Look at that. from Bad Santa 2
Look at this, this is not so bad. Look, you got bunk beds.
Look at this, this is not so bad. Look, you got bunk beds. from Bad Santa 2
Look at those cheeks! from Bad Santa 2
Look, I, I put up with a lot of shit from kids...
Look, I, I put up with a lot of shit from kids... from Bad Santa 2
Look, I'm not gonna pretend I was a perfect mother.
Look, I'm not gonna pretend I was a perfect mother. from Bad Santa 2
Look, I'm trying to make up for lost time here.
Look, I'm trying to make up for lost time here. from Bad Santa 2
Look, Ronald, I'm just gonna cut to the chase here.
Look, Ronald, I'm just gonna cut to the chase here. from Bad Santa 2
Look, when you were a baby,
Look, when you were a baby, from Bad Santa 2
Lucky for you, Giving City has a high standing in the community,
Lucky for you, Giving City has a high standing in the community, from Bad Santa 2
Lying little fuck. from Bad Santa 2
Make it ten, and I'll let you do that thing with my shoe.
Make it ten, and I'll let you do that thing with my shoe. from Bad Santa 2
Make yourselves at home. Bedroom's mine.
Make yourselves at home. Bedroom's mine. from Bad Santa 2
Marcus couldn't fuck his way out of a wet paper bag.
Marcus couldn't fuck his way out of a wet paper bag. from Bad Santa 2
Matter of fact, I think she roofied me.
Matter of fact, I think she roofied me. from Bad Santa 2
Maybe I don't blame you. But things change at the end of the road.
Maybe I don't blame you. But things change at the end of the road. from Bad Santa 2
Maybe if you put your thumb up my ass?
Maybe if you put your thumb up my ass? from Bad Santa 2
Maybe next time, you'll feel comfortable speaking.
Maybe next time, you'll feel comfortable speaking. from Bad Santa 2
Maybe we should take this upstairs.
Maybe we should take this upstairs. from Bad Santa 2
Maybe you can just talk to me if that's easier.
Maybe you can just talk to me if that's easier. from Bad Santa 2
Maybe you're not as smart as you think you are.
Maybe you're not as smart as you think you are. from Bad Santa 2
Meantime, we wear the suit, hit the pavement,
Meantime, we wear the suit, hit the pavement, from Bad Santa 2
Meeting started ten minutes ago.
Meeting started ten minutes ago. from Bad Santa 2
Merry fucking Christmas. from Bad Santa 2
Merry fucking Christmas. from Bad Santa 2
Mind giving me a hand over here?
Mind giving me a hand over here? from Bad Santa 2
Mind if join you? from Bad Santa 2
Mmm. from Bad Santa 2
Mmm. from Bad Santa 2
Money! from Bad Santa 2
Motherfuckers! from Bad Santa 2
My first shot at a good piece of ass after nearly ten years
My first shot at a good piece of ass after nearly ten years from Bad Santa 2
My mom's in Jesus' house with Mary and Joseph and the talking walnut.
My mom's in Jesus' house with Mary and Joseph and the talking walnut. from Bad Santa 2
N ice job on the safe, though. Yeah, I'm real proud of you.
N ice job on the safe, though. Yeah, I'm real proud of you. from Bad Santa 2
Never mind. What the fuck are you doing?
Never mind. What the fuck are you doing? from Bad Santa 2
No sweat. from Bad Santa 2
No way these assholes have 2 million bucks.
No way these assholes have 2 million bucks. from Bad Santa 2
No, come on. You remember.
No, come on. You remember. from Bad Santa 2
No, I don't do that. from Bad Santa 2
No, I don't need no fucking hug from Santa.
No, I don't need no fucking hug from Santa. from Bad Santa 2
No, I mean hurry up and cum. I can hear someone.
No, I mean hurry up and cum. I can hear someone. from Bad Santa 2
No, I suppose they don't.
No, I suppose they don't. from Bad Santa 2
No, I think Diane hired someone to spy on me.
No, I think Diane hired someone to spy on me. from Bad Santa 2
No, I think I'll hang on to it.
No, I think I'll hang on to it. from Bad Santa 2
No, I waited for you. from Bad Santa 2
No, I'm not anything like you.
No, I'm not anything like you. from Bad Santa 2
No, I'm wondering why they were together.
No, I'm wondering why they were together. from Bad Santa 2
No, seriously. I did get you a gift.
No, seriously. I did get you a gift. from Bad Santa 2
No, shitstick. I brought you in. You're the safe cracker.
No, shitstick. I brought you in. You're the safe cracker. from Bad Santa 2
No! from Bad Santa 2
No! from Bad Santa 2
No! Fuck no! from Bad Santa 2
No! Your height has nothing to do with it. I don't even see height.
No! Your height has nothing to do with it. I don't even see height. from Bad Santa 2
No. from Bad Santa 2
No. I need a Santa suit. This is an elf suit.
No. I need a Santa suit. This is an elf suit. from Bad Santa 2
No. No, I don't. from Bad Santa 2
No. The Hungry Hoagies people tested me. I'm top of the spectrum.
No. The Hungry Hoagies people tested me. I'm top of the spectrum. from Bad Santa 2
Not a chance. Nah, this chassis' built to last.
Not a chance. Nah, this chassis' built to last. from Bad Santa 2
Not a man or a woman or an animal or anything.
Not a man or a woman or an animal or anything. from Bad Santa 2
Not everyone. Just you. from Bad Santa 2
Not my dad, other people's dads. They're the best.
Not my dad, other people's dads. They're the best. from Bad Santa 2
Not so big now, are you? from Bad Santa 2
Not that I would know. from Bad Santa 2
Not working with that poison bitch. Never again.
Not working with that poison bitch. Never again. from Bad Santa 2
Nothing and no one is getting in the way of me spreading my joy!
Nothing and no one is getting in the way of me spreading my joy! from Bad Santa 2
Nothing but an old address somewhere outside Albany.
Nothing but an old address somewhere outside Albany. from Bad Santa 2
Now get your filthy ass in the car.
Now get your filthy ass in the car. from Bad Santa 2
Now if you think you can handle that,
Now if you think you can handle that, from Bad Santa 2
Now listen, don't be sitting on any toilet seats.
Now listen, don't be sitting on any toilet seats. from Bad Santa 2
Now please join me in welcoming the Giving City Children's Choir.
Now please join me in welcoming the Giving City Children's Choir. from Bad Santa 2
Now step the fuck back! from Bad Santa 2
Now we're gonna get this party started with an old favorite.
Now we're gonna get this party started with an old favorite. from Bad Santa 2
Now where's your fucking midget? It's getting late.
Now where's your fucking midget? It's getting late. from Bad Santa 2
Now you're asking the right questions, shitstick.
Now you're asking the right questions, shitstick. from Bad Santa 2
Now, hang on a second. You're firing me?
Now, hang on a second. You're firing me? from Bad Santa 2
Now, I'm dating again, and I'm ready to find The One.
Now, I'm dating again, and I'm ready to find The One. from Bad Santa 2
Now, if you're six foot five and they called you tripod,
Now, if you're six foot five and they called you tripod, from Bad Santa 2
Now, listen, here's how it works.
Now, listen, here's how it works. from Bad Santa 2
Now, see? Who the fuck does he think he is talking to you that way?
Now, see? Who the fuck does he think he is talking to you that way? from Bad Santa 2
Now, you stand behind her and drop your rig.
Now, you stand behind her and drop your rig. from Bad Santa 2
Of course you may have to make the first move,
Of course you may have to make the first move, from Bad Santa 2
Of course, it's harder for the girl because she's gotta get off
Of course, it's harder for the girl because she's gotta get off from Bad Santa 2
Of course. I'll be right back.
Of course. I'll be right back. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, baby! from Bad Santa 2
Oh, Christ. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, f... from Bad Santa 2
Oh, Gina! from Bad Santa 2
Oh, God! Oh, make Mama cum.
Oh, God! Oh, make Mama cum. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, here he comes. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, hey! from Bad Santa 2
Oh, how could I have forgotten?
Oh, how could I have forgotten? from Bad Santa 2
Oh, is that you? I thought it was me.
Oh, is that you? I thought it was me. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, jeez, I'm sorry. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, Jesus. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, my God! from Bad Santa 2
Oh, my God! That feels amazing! Holy shit!
Oh, my God! That feels amazing! Holy shit! from Bad Santa 2
Oh, oh, yes! Oh, oh, yes! Yes, oh, come get there.
Oh, oh, yes! Oh, oh, yes! Yes, oh, come get there. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, shit! from Bad Santa 2
Oh, sorry about the confusion. That's all we have in your size.
Oh, sorry about the confusion. That's all we have in your size. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, wait, wait. That's not my... H uh.
Oh, wait, wait. That's not my... H uh. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, well, don't lose your focus. We still need that key.
Oh, well, don't lose your focus. We still need that key. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, well, if we're being honest, I don't like being lied to.
Oh, well, if we're being honest, I don't like being lied to. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, yeah, she's something. I'm sure they only made one of her.
Oh, yeah, she's something. I'm sure they only made one of her. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, yeah! from Bad Santa 2
Oh, yeah? Well, joke's on you because my wife died six months ago. Boom!
Oh, yeah? Well, joke's on you because my wife died six months ago. Boom! from Bad Santa 2
Oh, yeah. Don't worry. I'll find you. But, hey, do Santy a favor, will you?
Oh, yeah. Don't worry. I'll find you. But, hey, do Santy a favor, will you? from Bad Santa 2
Oh, yeah. Who's got the pussy lips now, motherfucker?
Oh, yeah. Who's got the pussy lips now, motherfucker? from Bad Santa 2
Oh, yes! from Bad Santa 2
Oh, yes. I have it right here.
Oh, yes. I have it right here. from Bad Santa 2
Oh! from Bad Santa 2
Oh! from Bad Santa 2
Oh! Fuck me! from Bad Santa 2
Oh! What the fuck is tha... Oh, shit! No!
Oh! What the fuck is tha... Oh, shit! No! from Bad Santa 2
Oh. from Bad Santa 2
Oh. from Bad Santa 2
Oh. Where's Cook? from Bad Santa 2
Okay, call Detective O'Neill at Precinct 12.
Okay, call Detective O'Neill at Precinct 12. from Bad Santa 2
Okay, feed the kids. Come on. Give it up.
Okay, feed the kids. Come on. Give it up. from Bad Santa 2
Okay, go, go, go, go, go!
Okay, go, go, go, go, go! from Bad Santa 2
Okay, I'll go. But this package came to my house for you, Willie.
Okay, I'll go. But this package came to my house for you, Willie. from Bad Santa 2
Okay, if you want me in on this, it's you and me against her.
Okay, if you want me in on this, it's you and me against her. from Bad Santa 2
Okay, just wait right here. Keep it running.
Okay, just wait right here. Keep it running. from Bad Santa 2
Okay, shitstick, just give me back the money for the train ticket,
Okay, shitstick, just give me back the money for the train ticket, from Bad Santa 2
Okay, so here's how it's gonna go down. He's already asked me where his cherry is.
Okay, so here's how it's gonna go down. He's already asked me where his cherry is. from Bad Santa 2
Okay, you wanna share half of your take with him?
Okay, you wanna share half of your take with him? from Bad Santa 2
Okay. from Bad Santa 2
Okay. from Bad Santa 2
Okay. from Bad Santa 2
Okay. Fine. from Bad Santa 2
Okay. I'll only call if it's an emergency.
Okay. I'll only call if it's an emergency. from Bad Santa 2
One fucking thing I get to enjoy and you shit on that too.
One fucking thing I get to enjoy and you shit on that too. from Bad Santa 2
One time, I ate too much turkey bacon, I didn't poop for two weeks.
One time, I ate too much turkey bacon, I didn't poop for two weeks. from Bad Santa 2
Ooh, no teeth. That's hot.
Ooh, no teeth. That's hot. from Bad Santa 2
Oops! from Bad Santa 2
Or a good drunk when I didn't choke on my own vomit.
Or a good drunk when I didn't choke on my own vomit. from Bad Santa 2
Or did you get carpal tunnel from jacking off?
Or did you get carpal tunnel from jacking off? from Bad Santa 2
Or else I'll get her done.
Or else I'll get her done. from Bad Santa 2
Or I won't let it hit me in the ass. Whatever the fuck it is.
Or I won't let it hit me in the ass. Whatever the fuck it is. from Bad Santa 2
Or wanna show me pictures of her fucking vacation.
Or wanna show me pictures of her fucking vacation. from Bad Santa 2
Or you could do your dumb ass self a favor, at least hear me out before you quit.
Or you could do your dumb ass self a favor, at least hear me out before you quit. from Bad Santa 2
Otherwise, leave me the fuck alone, okay?
Otherwise, leave me the fuck alone, okay? from Bad Santa 2
Ow! from Bad Santa 2
Ow! Bottles! Recycle that shit!
Ow! Bottles! Recycle that shit! from Bad Santa 2
Ow! Goddamn, kid! Fuck! from Bad Santa 2
People ask me if I miss my old teeth.
People ask me if I miss my old teeth. from Bad Santa 2
Perfect amount for my cut.
Perfect amount for my cut. from Bad Santa 2
Please don't make me picture that. I'm on it.
Please don't make me picture that. I'm on it. from Bad Santa 2
Please say hello to Thurman Merman. Thurman?
Please say hello to Thurman Merman. Thurman? from Bad Santa 2
Probably take me about three minutes. Three and a half tops.
Probably take me about three minutes. Three and a half tops. from Bad Santa 2
Project X Zone Two, Assassin's Creed Chronicles Trilogy, As...
Project X Zone Two, Assassin's Creed Chronicles Trilogy, As... from Bad Santa 2
Put that shit away. from Bad Santa 2
Randall sounds Irish. I want something whiter.
Randall sounds Irish. I want something whiter. from Bad Santa 2
Really? That's funny, I don't see your fucking name on it anywhere.
Really? That's funny, I don't see your fucking name on it anywhere. from Bad Santa 2
Recon. Good. We'll go tonight.
Recon. Good. We'll go tonight. from Bad Santa 2
Refined taste... from Bad Santa 2
Regent and I haven't had sex in over a decade.
Regent and I haven't had sex in over a decade. from Bad Santa 2
Regent Hastings. from Bad Santa 2
Regent likes to focus on the business, but I'm like you.
Regent likes to focus on the business, but I'm like you. from Bad Santa 2
Ronald Davis. I was told you have a suit to fit me.
Ronald Davis. I was told you have a suit to fit me. from Bad Santa 2
Room 523. from Bad Santa 2
Same day as the President's Day sale at Blue Mesa Toyota and Scion
Same day as the President's Day sale at Blue Mesa Toyota and Scion from Bad Santa 2
See that? I told you. I knew he didn't have it in him.
See that? I told you. I knew he didn't have it in him. from Bad Santa 2
See you later. from Bad Santa 2
See you, babe. from Bad Santa 2
See you. from Bad Santa 2
See, that's what I thought.
See, that's what I thought. from Bad Santa 2
Seriously, you need to give my bike back. Now.
Seriously, you need to give my bike back. Now. from Bad Santa 2
Seventh. from Bad Santa 2
She and her husband run the joint.
She and her husband run the joint. from Bad Santa 2
She don't get a fucking nickel of what's in that safe. Get me?
She don't get a fucking nickel of what's in that safe. Get me? from Bad Santa 2
She was about 150 fucking years old, anyway.
She was about 150 fucking years old, anyway. from Bad Santa 2
She'll have one, so don't worry about that.
She'll have one, so don't worry about that. from Bad Santa 2
She's gonna pull her rig off. And she's gonna get on all fours.
She's gonna pull her rig off. And she's gonna get on all fours. from Bad Santa 2
She's got a gun! from Bad Santa 2
She's in heaven with God, you know. Watching me.
She's in heaven with God, you know. Watching me. from Bad Santa 2
She's so sweet. I wish I had a hundred volunteers like her.
She's so sweet. I wish I had a hundred volunteers like her. from Bad Santa 2
Shit! from Bad Santa 2
Shitstick! Let's go! I got a side gig, just the two of us.
Shitstick! Let's go! I got a side gig, just the two of us. from Bad Santa 2
Shitstick! What's it been? Fifteen years? Twen...
Shitstick! What's it been? Fifteen years? Twen... from Bad Santa 2
Shouldn't be a problem for you. You got it?
Shouldn't be a problem for you. You got it? from Bad Santa 2
Show these boys to the line up. They're late.
Show these boys to the line up. They're late. from Bad Santa 2
Shut the fuck up! Early release. Overcrowding.
Shut the fuck up! Early release. Overcrowding. from Bad Santa 2
Shut the fuck up. from Bad Santa 2
Shut the hell up! Just break it down for him, Sunny.
Shut the hell up! Just break it down for him, Sunny. from Bad Santa 2
Shut up. from Bad Santa 2
Sir? This way, please. from Bad Santa 2
Sixty. from Bad Santa 2
So can you come? And then maybe after we can go to SantaCon or...
So can you come? And then maybe after we can go to SantaCon or... from Bad Santa 2
So how long is the kid staying here?
So how long is the kid staying here? from Bad Santa 2
So I help field incoming calls for the Santa appearances
So I help field incoming calls for the Santa appearances from Bad Santa 2
So I think it should be a light landing for both of you. Okay?
So I think it should be a light landing for both of you. Okay? from Bad Santa 2
So I'm gonna need you on the safe.
So I'm gonna need you on the safe. from Bad Santa 2
So if a happy ending is staring at you right in the fucking face,
So if a happy ending is staring at you right in the fucking face, from Bad Santa 2
So if you can't bring your A game, don't even try.
So if you can't bring your A game, don't even try. from Bad Santa 2
So if you got a problem with that, you take it up with the Lollipop Guild.
So if you got a problem with that, you take it up with the Lollipop Guild. from Bad Santa 2
So like I was saying, finish filling out these forms
So like I was saying, finish filling out these forms from Bad Santa 2
So maybe there is no such thing as a Christmas miracle, or whatever.
So maybe there is no such thing as a Christmas miracle, or whatever. from Bad Santa 2
So they made me a full time sandwich consultant.
So they made me a full time sandwich consultant. from Bad Santa 2
So we're perfect for each other.
So we're perfect for each other. from Bad Santa 2
So while the kids and volunteers are all singing,
So while the kids and volunteers are all singing, from Bad Santa 2
So you could tell him to put his dick in your purse
So you could tell him to put his dick in your purse from Bad Santa 2
So you haven't done it with anybody yet.
So you haven't done it with anybody yet. from Bad Santa 2
So you see, happy endings are bullshit.
So you see, happy endings are bullshit. from Bad Santa 2
So you won't get charged.
So you won't get charged. from Bad Santa 2
So you're not coming back for Christmas?
So you're not coming back for Christmas? from Bad Santa 2
So, while you're playing Santa, I'm gonna clean these buggers out.
So, while you're playing Santa, I'm gonna clean these buggers out. from Bad Santa 2
So... from Bad Santa 2
Some other whole thing starts that sucks ass.
Some other whole thing starts that sucks ass. from Bad Santa 2
Some pity case on account of you're a genetic defect?
Some pity case on account of you're a genetic defect? from Bad Santa 2
Son, this bus goes to the Arrowhead Premium Outlets.
Son, this bus goes to the Arrowhead Premium Outlets. from Bad Santa 2
Sorry, Santa. I had to go.
Sorry, Santa. I had to go. from Bad Santa 2
Sounds like a happy ending, don't it?
Sounds like a happy ending, don't it? from Bad Santa 2
Stand clear. from Bad Santa 2
Step right up. Don't be shy.
Step right up. Don't be shy. from Bad Santa 2
Sure, he was a mouth breathing, snot dripping 8 year old
Sure, he was a mouth breathing, snot dripping 8 year old from Bad Santa 2
Sweet Jesus, you made it!
Sweet Jesus, you made it! from Bad Santa 2
Sweetheart, I'm not sure you could handle my A game.
Sweetheart, I'm not sure you could handle my A game. from Bad Santa 2
Take aim and blow it in there.
Take aim and blow it in there. from Bad Santa 2
Thank you for helping us out again.
Thank you for helping us out again. from Bad Santa 2
Thank you for that, Jason.
Thank you for that, Jason. from Bad Santa 2
Thank you. from Bad Santa 2
Thanks, Sunny. from Bad Santa 2
That asshole Regent ended up getting busted
That asshole Regent ended up getting busted from Bad Santa 2
That big bitch is mine. from Bad Santa 2
That guy never rocked a clit in his life.
That guy never rocked a clit in his life. from Bad Santa 2
That her husband's fooling around with the help?
That her husband's fooling around with the help? from Bad Santa 2
That I guess he forgot to pay for it.
That I guess he forgot to pay for it. from Bad Santa 2
That sofa folds out, so you guys can fight over that.
That sofa folds out, so you guys can fight over that. from Bad Santa 2
That way, you don't wake up wondering why you got oatmeal in your carpet.
That way, you don't wake up wondering why you got oatmeal in your carpet. from Bad Santa 2
That's a level three contraband. I'm gonna have to compensate that.
That's a level three contraband. I'm gonna have to compensate that. from Bad Santa 2
That's a lot of fat ass bitches and whiskey.
That's a lot of fat ass bitches and whiskey. from Bad Santa 2
That's my boy! from Bad Santa 2
That's none of your goddamn business what I do.
That's none of your goddamn business what I do. from Bad Santa 2
That's not that big of a fucking deal, see.
That's not that big of a fucking deal, see. from Bad Santa 2
That's on me. from Bad Santa 2
That's our take window. Last year, the haul was almost 2 mil.
That's our take window. Last year, the haul was almost 2 mil. from Bad Santa 2
That's quite a grip you got there. What are you, a lumberjack?
That's quite a grip you got there. What are you, a lumberjack? from Bad Santa 2
That's the ugliest fucking baby on the planet.
That's the ugliest fucking baby on the planet. from Bad Santa 2
The best Christmas gifts are always a surprise.
The best Christmas gifts are always a surprise. from Bad Santa 2
The cherry pop lady gave it to me.
The cherry pop lady gave it to me. from Bad Santa 2
The concert's in five days.
The concert's in five days. from Bad Santa 2
The fuck is going on? Hey, goddamn it!
The fuck is going on? Hey, goddamn it! from Bad Santa 2
The fuck you are. from Bad Santa 2
The fuck? from Bad Santa 2
The fuck? from Bad Santa 2
The midget. He tried to kill you once. I'm not gonna give him a second chance.
The midget. He tried to kill you once. I'm not gonna give him a second chance. from Bad Santa 2
The money you helped us raise, it gave Christmas to these kids.
The money you helped us raise, it gave Christmas to these kids. from Bad Santa 2
The money's just sitting there, waiting for an armored transfer.
The money's just sitting there, waiting for an armored transfer. from Bad Santa 2
The stage is yours. from Bad Santa 2
The trash chute's the best way in.
The trash chute's the best way in. from Bad Santa 2
Then just say, "All right, I guess I'll take it. "
Then just say, "All right, I guess I'll take it. " from Bad Santa 2
Then maybe, just maybe, I'll pencil you in.
Then maybe, just maybe, I'll pencil you in. from Bad Santa 2
Then we're square. from Bad Santa 2
Then what the fuck is it?
Then what the fuck is it? from Bad Santa 2
Then you just start tugging on your little soldier.
Then you just start tugging on your little soldier. from Bad Santa 2
Then you should go home, like I told you to start with.
Then you should go home, like I told you to start with. from Bad Santa 2
Then you're talking about something.
Then you're talking about something. from Bad Santa 2
Then, you're gonna see something that looks like some kind of Japanese food.
Then, you're gonna see something that looks like some kind of Japanese food. from Bad Santa 2
There ain't enough booze to forget it.
There ain't enough booze to forget it. from Bad Santa 2
There's a lot of money in it. And a phone.
There's a lot of money in it. And a phone. from Bad Santa 2
There's no reason for me to be standing out here, freezing my fucking nuts off.
There's no reason for me to be standing out here, freezing my fucking nuts off. from Bad Santa 2
These little buckets here, they're filled with cash,
These little buckets here, they're filled with cash, from Bad Santa 2
They have Hungry Hoagies there too.
They have Hungry Hoagies there too. from Bad Santa 2
They'll eat your fat ass right off the bat.
They'll eat your fat ass right off the bat. from Bad Santa 2
They're blanks, Willie. from Bad Santa 2
They're getting really big.
They're getting really big. from Bad Santa 2
Think about somebody besides your fucking selves.
Think about somebody besides your fucking selves. from Bad Santa 2
Think fast. from Bad Santa 2
Think she knows? from Bad Santa 2
Think she knows? from Bad Santa 2
This guy's a pedophiliac, here, and he's after all your kids.
This guy's a pedophiliac, here, and he's after all your kids. from Bad Santa 2
This is really fun, Willie. I didn't even know you had a mom.
This is really fun, Willie. I didn't even know you had a mom. from Bad Santa 2
This is really not the right place for you to be, okay?
This is really not the right place for you to be, okay? from Bad Santa 2
This is what happens when you screw your cousins.
This is what happens when you screw your cousins. from Bad Santa 2
This looks like it might fit.
This looks like it might fit. from Bad Santa 2
Ticket please. from Bad Santa 2
Till then, just keep your drunken deviant fucking mouth shut.
Till then, just keep your drunken deviant fucking mouth shut. from Bad Santa 2
Told her I'd go to an AA meeting with her.
Told her I'd go to an AA meeting with her. from Bad Santa 2
Turn him into gold and but, see, I...
Turn him into gold and but, see, I... from Bad Santa 2
Twenty bucks? from Bad Santa 2
Two years ago. from Bad Santa 2
U h, it's a dumpster in an alley.
U h, it's a dumpster in an alley. from Bad Santa 2
U m, I ain't exactly what you call the romantic type, you know.
U m, I ain't exactly what you call the romantic type, you know. from Bad Santa 2
Ugh, every time you say that, my dick gets so hard.
Ugh, every time you say that, my dick gets so hard. from Bad Santa 2
Ugh! Boring. from Bad Santa 2
Uh, happy holidays, Mr. Cook. Consider your freedom a gift from me.
Uh, happy holidays, Mr. Cook. Consider your freedom a gift from me. from Bad Santa 2
Uh, I can't say I feel the same.
Uh, I can't say I feel the same. from Bad Santa 2
Uh, I do have a gingerbread man costume in a child's large, if you prefer.
Uh, I do have a gingerbread man costume in a child's large, if you prefer. from Bad Santa 2
Uh, I don't know. Some vodka...
Uh, I don't know. Some vodka... from Bad Santa 2
Uh, Willie, it's really cold here. I didn't bring a coat. Only my gloves.
Uh, Willie, it's really cold here. I didn't bring a coat. Only my gloves. from Bad Santa 2
Up to the brim, every day.
Up to the brim, every day. from Bad Santa 2
Volunteers, staff. If you're interested, you could join us.
Volunteers, staff. If you're interested, you could join us. from Bad Santa 2
Wait a fucking minute, you were embarrassed?
Wait a fucking minute, you were embarrassed? from Bad Santa 2
Wait till he gets to attention, then poke him in there.
Wait till he gets to attention, then poke him in there. from Bad Santa 2
Wait, bring up my office, I wanna see the safe.
Wait, bring up my office, I wanna see the safe. from Bad Santa 2
Wait, hang on a second. What are you doing in fucking Chicago?
Wait, hang on a second. What are you doing in fucking Chicago? from Bad Santa 2
Walk. Don't run! from Bad Santa 2
Washed it down with a liter of this gin...
Washed it down with a liter of this gin... from Bad Santa 2
We all participate. from Bad Santa 2
We do hot sandwiches at Hungry Hoagies now.
We do hot sandwiches at Hungry Hoagies now. from Bad Santa 2
We got a job, Willie. That two grand is just to show I'm serious.
We got a job, Willie. That two grand is just to show I'm serious. from Bad Santa 2
We gotta get eyes on that safe. Need to know the make.
We gotta get eyes on that safe. Need to know the make. from Bad Santa 2
We gotta get rid of this van and split up.
We gotta get rid of this van and split up. from Bad Santa 2
We only put butter on food. Hand isn't food.
We only put butter on food. Hand isn't food. from Bad Santa 2
We power it down, we have ten minutes before it reboots.
We power it down, we have ten minutes before it reboots. from Bad Santa 2
We ring the bell, just like the rest of the volunteers.
We ring the bell, just like the rest of the volunteers. from Bad Santa 2
We stay together for the charity.
We stay together for the charity. from Bad Santa 2
We were partners. from Bad Santa 2
We're doing all the Christmas carols, "Silent Night," "Deck the Halls,"
We're doing all the Christmas carols, "Silent Night," "Deck the Halls," from Bad Santa 2
We're going to Mexico. from Bad Santa 2
Welcome to the shit show.
Welcome to the shit show. from Bad Santa 2
Well, according to this report,
Well, according to this report, from Bad Santa 2
Well, bless your heart. Cheap little fucker.
Well, bless your heart. Cheap little fucker. from Bad Santa 2
Well, boohoo. from Bad Santa 2
Well, Dorfman, last time I checked, fans don't "Pop That Pussy."
Well, Dorfman, last time I checked, fans don't "Pop That Pussy." from Bad Santa 2
Well, fuck a duck. Anyway, uh, the point is that I miss this.
Well, fuck a duck. Anyway, uh, the point is that I miss this. from Bad Santa 2
Well, fuck, that's all we got.
Well, fuck, that's all we got. from Bad Santa 2
Well, give me the fucking bag. I'm taking this back to the kids.
Well, give me the fucking bag. I'm taking this back to the kids. from Bad Santa 2
Well, good. I'll tell them you said hello, okay?
Well, good. I'll tell them you said hello, okay? from Bad Santa 2
Well, Granny had a good run.
Well, Granny had a good run. from Bad Santa 2
Well, hang on a second. Hang on! I only had one drink.
Well, hang on a second. Hang on! I only had one drink. from Bad Santa 2
Well, he'd get panic attacks. It was embarrassing.
Well, he'd get panic attacks. It was embarrassing. from Bad Santa 2
Well, I ain't afraid of you, bitch! I'll blow a hole through your ass so...
Well, I ain't afraid of you, bitch! I'll blow a hole through your ass so... from Bad Santa 2
Well, I always wanted to shit on a tattooed dick
Well, I always wanted to shit on a tattooed dick from Bad Santa 2
Well, I feel like General MacArthur must have felt when he put his uniform on
Well, I feel like General MacArthur must have felt when he put his uniform on from Bad Santa 2
Well, I guess this is what they call a happy ending.
Well, I guess this is what they call a happy ending. from Bad Santa 2
Well, I thought that's what we were talking about here.
Well, I thought that's what we were talking about here. from Bad Santa 2
Well, I'd like to say it's because I've missed you, my angel.
Well, I'd like to say it's because I've missed you, my angel. from Bad Santa 2
Well, I'm proud to say that my pussy is color blind, so you never know.
Well, I'm proud to say that my pussy is color blind, so you never know. from Bad Santa 2
Well, if this ain't fetal alcohol syndrome,
Well, if this ain't fetal alcohol syndrome, from Bad Santa 2
Well, if you don't make it, son, I got a cigar box, make a nice casket.
Well, if you don't make it, son, I got a cigar box, make a nice casket. from Bad Santa 2
Well, if you wanna be scientific, yeah, I guess so.
Well, if you wanna be scientific, yeah, I guess so. from Bad Santa 2
Well, if your legs are six inches long,
Well, if your legs are six inches long, from Bad Santa 2
Well, in fairness, I did leave it unattended,
Well, in fairness, I did leave it unattended, from Bad Santa 2
Well, it looks to me like you jackals already got the whole job figured out.
Well, it looks to me like you jackals already got the whole job figured out. from Bad Santa 2
Well, it must've been packed to the gills
Well, it must've been packed to the gills from Bad Santa 2
Well, it's starting to feel like Christmas.
Well, it's starting to feel like Christmas. from Bad Santa 2
Well, knock yourselves out. I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Well, knock yourselves out. I'm getting the fuck out of here. from Bad Santa 2
Well, let's get to it. I gotta pick up my grandson from ballet.
Well, let's get to it. I gotta pick up my grandson from ballet. from Bad Santa 2
Well, one thing hasn't changed. You still hit like your fucking father.
Well, one thing hasn't changed. You still hit like your fucking father. from Bad Santa 2
Well, sometimes you're not nice. But you're still Santa.
Well, sometimes you're not nice. But you're still Santa. from Bad Santa 2
Well, thank you, Ronald. from Bad Santa 2
Well, that can't be more than half a million, 600 tops.
Well, that can't be more than half a million, 600 tops. from Bad Santa 2
Well, then, cut him loose. Set some boundaries, for chrissake.
Well, then, cut him loose. Set some boundaries, for chrissake. from Bad Santa 2
Well, there's no sense in us both going down.
Well, there's no sense in us both going down. from Bad Santa 2
Well, you better be. from Bad Santa 2
Well, you don't see something like that every day.
Well, you don't see something like that every day. from Bad Santa 2
Well, you know something, Mama?
Well, you know something, Mama? from Bad Santa 2
Well, you shave a minute off that, you may be good for something.
Well, you shave a minute off that, you may be good for something. from Bad Santa 2
Well, you talk like you have a cock in your mouth, shitstick.
Well, you talk like you have a cock in your mouth, shitstick. from Bad Santa 2
Well, you're the genius who left your ringer on.
Well, you're the genius who left your ringer on. from Bad Santa 2
What about Granny? I'm sure she misses you.
What about Granny? I'm sure she misses you. from Bad Santa 2
What are you gonna do? Try and kill yourself again?
What are you gonna do? Try and kill yourself again? from Bad Santa 2
What are you, a fucking game show host or something?
What are you, a fucking game show host or something? from Bad Santa 2
What are you, the fucking FBI? That place is gonna be crowded.
What are you, the fucking FBI? That place is gonna be crowded. from Bad Santa 2
What can I get you? from Bad Santa 2
What do you need me for? You can crack a fucking safe.
What do you need me for? You can crack a fucking safe. from Bad Santa 2
What do you want, a fucking jackhammer? Goddamn, I nearly broke my fucking pelvis.
What do you want, a fucking jackhammer? Goddamn, I nearly broke my fucking pelvis. from Bad Santa 2
What do you want? from Bad Santa 2
What the fuck? from Bad Santa 2
What the fuck? Hang on a second.
What the fuck? Hang on a second. from Bad Santa 2
What the hell are you looking at me so funny for?
What the hell are you looking at me so funny for? from Bad Santa 2
What the hell is this? from Bad Santa 2
What the... Am I tripping?
What the... Am I tripping? from Bad Santa 2
What were you thinking? You could have fucked this whole thing up.
What were you thinking? You could have fucked this whole thing up. from Bad Santa 2
What, do you have a speaker up there?
What, do you have a speaker up there? from Bad Santa 2
What, you don't trust your mother?
What, you don't trust your mother? from Bad Santa 2
What? Call the police! from Bad Santa 2
What? Chair! from Bad Santa 2
What? Ugh. from Bad Santa 2
What? We're gonna steal this shit any fucking way. Who cares?
What? We're gonna steal this shit any fucking way. Who cares? from Bad Santa 2
What... What is that? from Bad Santa 2
What's she doing with that shoe? Oh, God!
What's she doing with that shoe? Oh, God! from Bad Santa 2
What's that? from Bad Santa 2
What's the fucking Santy Claus outfit all about?
What's the fucking Santy Claus outfit all about? from Bad Santa 2
What's the trouble, then, baby?
What's the trouble, then, baby? from Bad Santa 2
Whatever's out there on this guy, I wanna see it.
Whatever's out there on this guy, I wanna see it. from Bad Santa 2
When I said this was my last job, I meant it was my last job with you.
When I said this was my last job, I meant it was my last job with you. from Bad Santa 2
When I was at the pen, everyone called me tripod.
When I was at the pen, everyone called me tripod. from Bad Santa 2
When it's right, it's right. I feel it, you feel it?
When it's right, it's right. I feel it, you feel it? from Bad Santa 2
When you walk out those doors, you're representing us.
When you walk out those doors, you're representing us. from Bad Santa 2
When you're representing the suit.
When you're representing the suit. from Bad Santa 2
Where are the cherry pop ladies?
Where are the cherry pop ladies? from Bad Santa 2
Where the fuck have you been? We gotta lock everything down for tomorrow.
Where the fuck have you been? We gotta lock everything down for tomorrow. from Bad Santa 2
Where they put the "whee" in wheels.
Where they put the "whee" in wheels. from Bad Santa 2
While I got off clean by ratting out my steaming pile of shit mother.
While I got off clean by ratting out my steaming pile of shit mother. from Bad Santa 2
Who are in your family. from Bad Santa 2
Who couldn't find his fat ass with both hands,
Who couldn't find his fat ass with both hands, from Bad Santa 2
Who gives a shit? As long as she doesn't get in the way.
Who gives a shit? As long as she doesn't get in the way. from Bad Santa 2
Who is it? from Bad Santa 2
Who you calling "son"? from Bad Santa 2
Whoa ho ho! My spot. from Bad Santa 2
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. from Bad Santa 2
Whoa! You go, little sperm. Get up in there.
Whoa! You go, little sperm. Get up in there. from Bad Santa 2
Why did I forget? from Bad Santa 2
Why do I care? Why do I care.
Why do I care? Why do I care. from Bad Santa 2
Why do you have to go so soon? We just got back together.
Why do you have to go so soon? We just got back together. from Bad Santa 2
Why don't I watch my dick go in and out of your wife's pussy lips while I'm at it?
Why don't I watch my dick go in and out of your wife's pussy lips while I'm at it? from Bad Santa 2
Why the fuck were they at an AA meeting?
Why the fuck were they at an AA meeting? from Bad Santa 2
Why? You got a problem with that?
Why? You got a problem with that? from Bad Santa 2
Why's that? from Bad Santa 2
Will you keep it down, man. Moron.
Will you keep it down, man. Moron. from Bad Santa 2
Willie, come on. Just give it a chance.
Willie, come on. Just give it a chance. from Bad Santa 2
Willie, stop! Willie! from Bad Santa 2
Willie, what are you doing? Did you get yourself stuck up there?
Willie, what are you doing? Did you get yourself stuck up there? from Bad Santa 2
Willie, you fell. from Bad Santa 2
Willie! from Bad Santa 2
Willie! Hey, Willie! from Bad Santa 2
Willie? from Bad Santa 2
Willie? from Bad Santa 2
Willie? from Bad Santa 2
Willie? It's me, Thurman.
Willie? It's me, Thurman. from Bad Santa 2
With his blood. from Bad Santa 2
With some kind of electric underwear or some shit.
With some kind of electric underwear or some shit. from Bad Santa 2
With that diseased ass dick of yours.
With that diseased ass dick of yours. from Bad Santa 2
World's gonna be a better place without the fucking Sokes in it.
World's gonna be a better place without the fucking Sokes in it. from Bad Santa 2
Would anyone else care to share?
Would anyone else care to share? from Bad Santa 2
Would you cool it, pal? from Bad Santa 2
Would you get it together? Tomorrow is go time.
Would you get it together? Tomorrow is go time. from Bad Santa 2
Would you like to join us, Thurman?
Would you like to join us, Thurman? from Bad Santa 2
Wow. from Bad Santa 2
Write it down on a piece of paper and bring it back to Santy, will you?
Write it down on a piece of paper and bring it back to Santy, will you? from Bad Santa 2
Ya! You no good motherfucker!
Ya! You no good motherfucker! from Bad Santa 2
Yeah, do I need to seduce that girl myself to get that key?
Yeah, do I need to seduce that girl myself to get that key? from Bad Santa 2
Yeah, I guess there have been a few dull bright spots here and there.
Yeah, I guess there have been a few dull bright spots here and there. from Bad Santa 2
Yeah, I trust her about as far as I can throw you.
Yeah, I trust her about as far as I can throw you. from Bad Santa 2
Yeah, maybe we'll do that.
Yeah, maybe we'll do that. from Bad Santa 2
Yeah, no shit. from Bad Santa 2
Yeah, we'll get a pizza. No sweat.
Yeah, we'll get a pizza. No sweat. from Bad Santa 2
Yeah, well, I want a hand release,
Yeah, well, I want a hand release, from Bad Santa 2
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. Don't be touching me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. Don't be touching me. from Bad Santa 2
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, I know, I know! Uh, it never happened. I get it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, I know, I know! Uh, it never happened. I get it. from Bad Santa 2
Yeah, yeah. Hang on a second.
Yeah, yeah. Hang on a second. from Bad Santa 2
Yeah, yeah. That's great, that's great. I, I don't know.
Yeah, yeah. That's great, that's great. I, I don't know. from Bad Santa 2
Yeah, you damn right I got a problem with it.
Yeah, you damn right I got a problem with it. from Bad Santa 2
Yeah? Well, you keep telling yourself that.
Yeah? Well, you keep telling yourself that. from Bad Santa 2
Yeah. Help me zip this shit.
Yeah. Help me zip this shit. from Bad Santa 2
Yeah. I found this in the bedside table.
Yeah. I found this in the bedside table. from Bad Santa 2
Yeah. Okay, All right. Good deal.
Yeah. Okay, All right. Good deal. from Bad Santa 2
Yes, I said "dossier." from Bad Santa 2
Yes, it's dirty. from Bad Santa 2
Yes! Oh! Oh! from Bad Santa 2
Yes. from Bad Santa 2
You a woman of high standards,
You a woman of high standards, from Bad Santa 2
You are a fucking pedophile!
You are a fucking pedophile! from Bad Santa 2
You are standing on my spot.
You are standing on my spot. from Bad Santa 2
You better get out of here.
You better get out of here. from Bad Santa 2
You can turn in your suit when you clean yourself up.
You can turn in your suit when you clean yourself up. from Bad Santa 2
You can't have every stray following you around like a lost puppy.
You can't have every stray following you around like a lost puppy. from Bad Santa 2
You could be speaking fucking Swahili and I wouldn't know any better.
You could be speaking fucking Swahili and I wouldn't know any better. from Bad Santa 2
You did this whole fucking thing
You did this whole fucking thing from Bad Santa 2
You didn't bring a fucking coat, but you brought that elephant?
You didn't bring a fucking coat, but you brought that elephant? from Bad Santa 2
You didn't tell me I'd have to get in the fucking suit again.
You didn't tell me I'd have to get in the fucking suit again. from Bad Santa 2
You don't stop till I say stop!
You don't stop till I say stop! from Bad Santa 2
You don't understand, it was bad. Three ways, five ways...
You don't understand, it was bad. Three ways, five ways... from Bad Santa 2
You filthy, dirty... from Bad Santa 2
You follow people all the way across the fucking country?
You follow people all the way across the fucking country? from Bad Santa 2
You fucking perverted fucking asshole!
You fucking perverted fucking asshole! from Bad Santa 2
You get one hit of me and you'll be addicted.
You get one hit of me and you'll be addicted. from Bad Santa 2
You got a match? Well, send it over!
You got a match? Well, send it over! from Bad Santa 2
You got all these great guys.
You got all these great guys. from Bad Santa 2
You got it? from Bad Santa 2
You got one job this time. Open a safe.
You got one job this time. Open a safe. from Bad Santa 2
You got smaller. from Bad Santa 2
You got ten minutes to get to Regent's office, crack that safe,
You got ten minutes to get to Regent's office, crack that safe, from Bad Santa 2
You gotta be shitting me.
You gotta be shitting me. from Bad Santa 2
You gotta be shitting me. Good luck with the shakes.
You gotta be shitting me. Good luck with the shakes. from Bad Santa 2
You guys are really good at singing. I like to sing in the bathtub.
You guys are really good at singing. I like to sing in the bathtub. from Bad Santa 2
You just pipe down about the family stuff, okay?
You just pipe down about the family stuff, okay? from Bad Santa 2
You just ruined a perfectly good piece of pussy
You just ruined a perfectly good piece of pussy from Bad Santa 2
You know every time you're passed out,
You know every time you're passed out, from Bad Santa 2
You know fucking well you did.
You know fucking well you did. from Bad Santa 2
You know how caramels make Mama belch. Remember?
You know how caramels make Mama belch. Remember? from Bad Santa 2
You know the address of where you're not gonna be?
You know the address of where you're not gonna be? from Bad Santa 2
You know the rules and you're flouting them.
You know the rules and you're flouting them. from Bad Santa 2
You know what you need? You need some pussy.
You know what you need? You need some pussy. from Bad Santa 2
You know what, I think you're some kind of pervert
You know what, I think you're some kind of pervert from Bad Santa 2
You know what, just kind of stay in this section right here, okay?
You know what, just kind of stay in this section right here, okay? from Bad Santa 2
You know what, you'd better hope the orphans don't riot.
You know what, you'd better hope the orphans don't riot. from Bad Santa 2
You know, a lot of these kids don't got any arms and legs and shit.
You know, a lot of these kids don't got any arms and legs and shit. from Bad Santa 2
You know, I smoked two packs of menthols a day,
You know, I smoked two packs of menthols a day, from Bad Santa 2
You know, like, older ******* guys, older Irish guys, dads.
You know, like, older ******* guys, older Irish guys, dads. from Bad Santa 2
You know, some people can have one drink and they're fine.
You know, some people can have one drink and they're fine. from Bad Santa 2
You know, the wise guys from Bad Santa 2
You know, they used to sterilize guys like you.
You know, they used to sterilize guys like you. from Bad Santa 2
You know, they'd grant Charles Manson fucking parole if it wasn't for one thing.
You know, they'd grant Charles Manson fucking parole if it wasn't for one thing. from Bad Santa 2
You know, they're usually into anal. But their wives won't give it up.
You know, they're usually into anal. But their wives won't give it up. from Bad Santa 2
You look like a fucking albino scarecrow.
You look like a fucking albino scarecrow. from Bad Santa 2
You look like one of those trolls that gang fucked Willy Wonka.
You look like one of those trolls that gang fucked Willy Wonka. from Bad Santa 2
You made me take the fall for you when I was 11.
You made me take the fall for you when I was 11. from Bad Santa 2
You may not be aware of this, Mr. Cook, but we're a charity.
You may not be aware of this, Mr. Cook, but we're a charity. from Bad Santa 2
You mean a living fucking nightmare? Why didn't you say so? I'm in.
You mean a living fucking nightmare? Why didn't you say so? I'm in. from Bad Santa 2
You mean like sex stuff? That kind of thing?
You mean like sex stuff? That kind of thing? from Bad Santa 2
You mean your nuts haven't been sc****d off
You mean your nuts haven't been sc****d off from Bad Santa 2
You might be, because, you know, certain pussy
You might be, because, you know, certain pussy from Bad Santa 2
You motorboat that O button till she's speaking in tongues.
You motorboat that O button till she's speaking in tongues. from Bad Santa 2
You must be high on some strong shit, Willie.
You must be high on some strong shit, Willie. from Bad Santa 2
You never got me a gift in my entire fucking life.
You never got me a gift in my entire fucking life. from Bad Santa 2
You outta your goddamn mind?
You outta your goddamn mind? from Bad Santa 2
You picked that douche bag up when you were sober?
You picked that douche bag up when you were sober? from Bad Santa 2
You really think I'd be dumb enough to put real bullets in that gun?
You really think I'd be dumb enough to put real bullets in that gun? from Bad Santa 2
You see me walking backwards, asshole? I'm coming.
You see me walking backwards, asshole? I'm coming. from Bad Santa 2
You see that? from Bad Santa 2
You sick fuck. from Bad Santa 2
You sure it was a phone ring? Might have just been the fan turning over.
You sure it was a phone ring? Might have just been the fan turning over. from Bad Santa 2
You think I was really ready to be a mom at 13?
You think I was really ready to be a mom at 13? from Bad Santa 2
You think it was raining presents in my backyard when I was a kid?
You think it was raining presents in my backyard when I was a kid? from Bad Santa 2
You tricked me, you little shithole!
You tricked me, you little shithole! from Bad Santa 2
You tried to murder me, you little prick. Remember that?
You tried to murder me, you little prick. Remember that? from Bad Santa 2
You, me. Before I fucked it all up.
You, me. Before I fucked it all up. from Bad Santa 2
You'll be fine. from Bad Santa 2
You're a Santa now, Thurman. Go ahead, put it on.
You're a Santa now, Thurman. Go ahead, put it on. from Bad Santa 2
You're gonna need a raincoat.
You're gonna need a raincoat. from Bad Santa 2
You're just not my type. I'm into older guys.
You're just not my type. I'm into older guys. from Bad Santa 2
You're lucky. See, ma'am? Yours got all their parts.
You're lucky. See, ma'am? Yours got all their parts. from Bad Santa 2
You're my shitstick. And nobody's gonna mess with you on my watch.
You're my shitstick. And nobody's gonna mess with you on my watch. from Bad Santa 2
You're not the first volunteer to go off the rails.
You're not the first volunteer to go off the rails. from Bad Santa 2
You're outta your fucking skull.
You're outta your fucking skull. from Bad Santa 2
You're part of the family now.
You're part of the family now. from Bad Santa 2
You're scaring all the kids away. You know what I mean?
You're scaring all the kids away. You know what I mean? from Bad Santa 2
You've seen them babies with beer bellies.
You've seen them babies with beer bellies. from Bad Santa 2
"Randall Cook"? What the fuck wrong with that?
"Randall Cook"? What the fuck wrong with that? from Bad Santa 2
♪ Holy night ♪ Oh, my gosh.
♪ Holy night ♪ Oh, my gosh. from Bad Santa 2
♪ Well, you be a real good little baby ♪ Hey, hey, hey!
♪ Well, you be a real good little baby ♪ Hey, hey, hey! from Bad Santa 2
A fucking sultan! Not in this lifetime, Sparky.
A fucking sultan! Not in this lifetime, Sparky. from Bad Santa 2
Ah! I even almost had a friend once.
Ah! I even almost had a friend once. from Bad Santa 2
All right, then. That also...
All right, then. That also... from Bad Santa 2
All right. I'll see you. Bye, Willie.
All right. I'll see you. Bye, Willie. from Bad Santa 2
And another fucking corner. Stop it, Willie.
And another fucking corner. Stop it, Willie. from Bad Santa 2
And how are you supposed to get it? You mean, how are we supposed to get it?
And how are you supposed to get it? You mean, how are we supposed to get it? from Bad Santa 2
And how do you know all this shit? Because I work there, dumb ass.
And how do you know all this shit? Because I work there, dumb ass. from Bad Santa 2
And now I'm here to make it up to you. Why are you even out of the joint anyway?
And now I'm here to make it up to you. Why are you even out of the joint anyway? from Bad Santa 2
And that's no shit. Um... thanks?
And that's no shit. Um... thanks? from Bad Santa 2
Anyway, the drinking had to stop. Yeah, I guess so.
Anyway, the drinking had to stop. Yeah, I guess so. from Bad Santa 2
Are you out of your goddamn mind? A hug from Santa!
Are you out of your goddamn mind? A hug from Santa! from Bad Santa 2
Are you still gonna pop my cherry? Am I gonna what?
Are you still gonna pop my cherry? Am I gonna what? from Bad Santa 2
Are you surprised? No, this shit happens every day.
Are you surprised? No, this shit happens every day. from Bad Santa 2
August fourth. Fourth? from Bad Santa 2
Be my guest. You know, I don't fucking get you.
Be my guest. You know, I don't fucking get you. from Bad Santa 2
because he seems like the shy type. Okay.
because he seems like the shy type. Okay. from Bad Santa 2
before the drugs soften the noodle. Yeah.
before the drugs soften the noodle. Yeah. from Bad Santa 2
But surely, you jerked off or... You mean masturbate, don't you?
But surely, you jerked off or... You mean masturbate, don't you? from Bad Santa 2
But you're my family. No, I'm not your family.
But you're my family. No, I'm not your family. from Bad Santa 2
But, Willie... No "but, Willie." Goddamn it!
But, Willie... No "but, Willie." Goddamn it! from Bad Santa 2
Call me Santa. Shut up. from Bad Santa 2
Call of Duty Black Ops III... I don't know what you're talking about.
Call of Duty Black Ops III... I don't know what you're talking about. from Bad Santa 2
Can I fix you a sandwich? No.
Can I fix you a sandwich? No. from Bad Santa 2
Can you crack the safe? Of course I can crack the fucking safe.
Can you crack the safe? Of course I can crack the fucking safe. from Bad Santa 2
Chair? Chair! from Bad Santa 2
Come on. No. from Bad Santa 2
Cook, let's go. See you in my dreams, chief.
Cook, let's go. See you in my dreams, chief. from Bad Santa 2
Cough medicine. Let me see that.
Cough medicine. Let me see that. from Bad Santa 2
Cutting her out after the grab. Right? Yeah, yeah. We're good.
Cutting her out after the grab. Right? Yeah, yeah. We're good. from Bad Santa 2
Damn, no sweat. Unbelievable.
Damn, no sweat. Unbelievable. from Bad Santa 2
Damn. Mama ain't bad. Whoa!
Damn. Mama ain't bad. Whoa! from Bad Santa 2
Dial it back a notch. But now I am back.
Dial it back a notch. But now I am back. from Bad Santa 2
Diane? That doesn't sound like her. I want you to watch her.
Diane? That doesn't sound like her. I want you to watch her. from Bad Santa 2
Do you know Willie? Willie? No.
Do you know Willie? Willie? No. from Bad Santa 2
Does this bus go to Chicago? No.
Does this bus go to Chicago? No. from Bad Santa 2
Don't blame it on the snapper. I was pussy blind. I'm ashamed.
Don't blame it on the snapper. I was pussy blind. I'm ashamed. from Bad Santa 2
Don't do that. Oh, that's for me.
Don't do that. Oh, that's for me. from Bad Santa 2
Don't hold back. Don't hold back?
Don't hold back. Don't hold back? from Bad Santa 2
Don't test me, boy. You're gonna shoot me too?
Don't test me, boy. You're gonna shoot me too? from Bad Santa 2
Don't worry, I'm fine. I'm not worried.
Don't worry, I'm fine. I'm not worried. from Bad Santa 2
Even though I'm all alone. You're not all alone.
Even though I'm all alone. You're not all alone. from Bad Santa 2
Exactly. Right. from Bad Santa 2
Exactly. You should get bunk beds, Willie.
Exactly. You should get bunk beds, Willie. from Bad Santa 2
Excuse me, Mr... Um, Cook. Randall Cook.
Excuse me, Mr... Um, Cook. Randall Cook. from Bad Santa 2
Found this on the coffee table. Well, hoo fucking rah, William.
Found this on the coffee table. Well, hoo fucking rah, William. from Bad Santa 2
Fuck me, Santa! There you go.
Fuck me, Santa! There you go. from Bad Santa 2
Fuck me, Santa. Louder. from Bad Santa 2
Fuck you! It was just business.
Fuck you! It was just business. from Bad Santa 2
Fuck! What you got? from Bad Santa 2
Get away! Fuck you! from Bad Santa 2
Get in! You get in! from Bad Santa 2
Gina, was it? That's right.
Gina, was it? That's right. from Bad Santa 2
Go figure. Why the fuck would you call me?
Go figure. Why the fuck would you call me? from Bad Santa 2
God! Get off of him! from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn it. Stuffed monkey, neighbor's dog.
Goddamn it. Stuffed monkey, neighbor's dog. from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn, did you eat your own shit? No, I've been eating caramels.
Goddamn, did you eat your own shit? No, I've been eating caramels. from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn. That's Diane Hastings.
Goddamn. That's Diane Hastings. from Bad Santa 2
Good. Good night, Elf! from Bad Santa 2
Grand Theft Auto V. Nah, I don't care.
Grand Theft Auto V. Nah, I don't care. from Bad Santa 2
Have him run a facial rec. Fuck yeah. Facial rec.
Have him run a facial rec. Fuck yeah. Facial rec. from Bad Santa 2
He keeps trying to make me a sandwich. That's what he does.
He keeps trying to make me a sandwich. That's what he does. from Bad Santa 2
He's Charles Manson. I get it.
He's Charles Manson. I get it. from Bad Santa 2
Hello. Hi, Willie. from Bad Santa 2
Hello. What's your name? I'm Thurman. Thurman Merman.
Hello. What's your name? I'm Thurman. Thurman Merman. from Bad Santa 2
Hey, Diane! I got two more. Come on in, fellas.
Hey, Diane! I got two more. Come on in, fellas. from Bad Santa 2
Hey, Homeo, you got the key? I'm gonna need a little more time.
Hey, Homeo, you got the key? I'm gonna need a little more time. from Bad Santa 2
Hey, keep those coming, will you? Mm hmm.
Hey, keep those coming, will you? Mm hmm. from Bad Santa 2
Hey, pull over right here. What for?
Hey, pull over right here. What for? from Bad Santa 2
Hey, you're wet. No shit. What can I do for you?
Hey, you're wet. No shit. What can I do for you? from Bad Santa 2
Hi, I'm Diane and I'm an alcoholic. Hi, Diane.
Hi, I'm Diane and I'm an alcoholic. Hi, Diane. from Bad Santa 2
Hi, thank you so much for coming. Okay?
Hi, thank you so much for coming. Okay? from Bad Santa 2
Hmm. What? from Bad Santa 2
I can crack just fine, thanks. I'm talking millions this time.
I can crack just fine, thanks. I'm talking millions this time. from Bad Santa 2
I even got minis for the midget. Don't you ever fucking call me that.
I even got minis for the midget. Don't you ever fucking call me that. from Bad Santa 2
I get to wear this? Of course you do.
I get to wear this? Of course you do. from Bad Santa 2
I got your sandwich, baby. Willie, I made you a sandwich.
I got your sandwich, baby. Willie, I made you a sandwich. from Bad Santa 2
I hadn't gotten 'tussed up in a while. Yeah.
I hadn't gotten 'tussed up in a while. Yeah. from Bad Santa 2
I handled it. Mmm. from Bad Santa 2
I have 20. Give it to her after.
I have 20. Give it to her after. from Bad Santa 2
I like your confidence. I'd light you up like the Fourth of July.
I like your confidence. I'd light you up like the Fourth of July. from Bad Santa 2
I met Regent... Wait a minute, hang on.
I met Regent... Wait a minute, hang on. from Bad Santa 2
I need you sharp. Goddamn it.
I need you sharp. Goddamn it. from Bad Santa 2
I never gave you this. Thank you. Thank you.
I never gave you this. Thank you. Thank you. from Bad Santa 2
I said I don't give a shit, okay? Fine. I get it. You're mad at me.
I said I don't give a shit, okay? Fine. I get it. You're mad at me. from Bad Santa 2
I see they made you some chairs already. Fuck you.
I see they made you some chairs already. Fuck you. from Bad Santa 2
I think he knows better by now, okay? Hey, hey, hey.
I think he knows better by now, okay? Hey, hey, hey. from Bad Santa 2
I want you to have this. What the fuck's that for?
I want you to have this. What the fuck's that for? from Bad Santa 2
I'll kill your ass! Let go of me!
I'll kill your ass! Let go of me! from Bad Santa 2
I'm all ears. How wild? What?
I'm all ears. How wild? What? from Bad Santa 2
I'm busy. I said get in the van.
I'm busy. I said get in the van. from Bad Santa 2
I'm retired from that shit anyway. Give me that.
I'm retired from that shit anyway. Give me that. from Bad Santa 2
I'm trying to help you. Look, I'm sorry.
I'm trying to help you. Look, I'm sorry. from Bad Santa 2
Is that close to Chicago? No.
Is that close to Chicago? No. from Bad Santa 2
Is this an emergency? No.
Is this an emergency? No. from Bad Santa 2
Is this your spawn? Do I look like I made him?
Is this your spawn? Do I look like I made him? from Bad Santa 2
It does? No. On what fucking planet...?
It does? No. On what fucking planet...? from Bad Santa 2
It's the only way in. Ah, shit, how are we gonna get that?
It's the only way in. Ah, shit, how are we gonna get that? from Bad Santa 2
Jesus! I said I'm going, okay?
Jesus! I said I'm going, okay? from Bad Santa 2
Kiddums. Goddamn it. That's my mom.
Kiddums. Goddamn it. That's my mom. from Bad Santa 2
Later, Opal. Mm hmm. from Bad Santa 2
Let go of me, motherfucker. Melt all that stress away!
Let go of me, motherfucker. Melt all that stress away! from Bad Santa 2
Let go of me. Aw! from Bad Santa 2
Let's go, come on! I'm on it.
Let's go, come on! I'm on it. from Bad Santa 2
Lock it down. The whole building! We're on a level ten lockdown.
Lock it down. The whole building! We're on a level ten lockdown. from Bad Santa 2
Look, I'll try to make it. Okay? Okay. I'll look for you, Willie.
Look, I'll try to make it. Okay? Okay. I'll look for you, Willie. from Bad Santa 2
Merry Christmas. Yeah, whatever.
Merry Christmas. Yeah, whatever. from Bad Santa 2
Merry Christmas. Yeah. from Bad Santa 2
Miserable fucks, both of you. Mm.
Miserable fucks, both of you. Mm. from Bad Santa 2
Motherfucker! Get off of him!
Motherfucker! Get off of him! from Bad Santa 2
No, I mean me. What the fuck did you just say?
No, I mean me. What the fuck did you just say? from Bad Santa 2
No, I'm not coming home for Christmas. Chicago's in the Midwest, Willie.
No, I'm not coming home for Christmas. Chicago's in the Midwest, Willie. from Bad Santa 2
No, more. Oh, fuck me, Santa!
No, more. Oh, fuck me, Santa! from Bad Santa 2
Not arrested. I was detained. Yeah. Shot of gin.
Not arrested. I was detained. Yeah. Shot of gin. from Bad Santa 2
Nothing else? Shit. The guy's a ghost.
Nothing else? Shit. The guy's a ghost. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, oh, fuck me. I'm so dirty. Yeah.
Oh, oh, fuck me. I'm so dirty. Yeah. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, that sounds really nice. Well, it wasn't nice.
Oh, that sounds really nice. Well, it wasn't nice. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, yeah. Hey, it's only scary the first time.
Oh, yeah. Hey, it's only scary the first time. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, you do, do you? Maybe a little.
Oh, you do, do you? Maybe a little. from Bad Santa 2
Okay, flip over. Fine. Bring it.
Okay, flip over. Fine. Bring it. from Bad Santa 2
Okay. Hey, why don't we just do it right now.
Okay. Hey, why don't we just do it right now. from Bad Santa 2
Okay. I'll try to be a man. For you. No, not for me. For you.
Okay. I'll try to be a man. For you. No, not for me. For you. from Bad Santa 2
Old times? Mm hmm. from Bad Santa 2
Ooh! Fucking asshole! from Bad Santa 2
Or is it the dwarf? Regent.
Or is it the dwarf? Regent. from Bad Santa 2
or whatever it was? What the fuck you say?
or whatever it was? What the fuck you say? from Bad Santa 2
Ow! Oh, call the medic! from Bad Santa 2
Pew pew. Don't touch me with the fucking thing.
Pew pew. Don't touch me with the fucking thing. from Bad Santa 2
Please. I need this. Why do you care so much?
Please. I need this. Why do you care so much? from Bad Santa 2
Promise. Yeah. from Bad Santa 2
Really? That's what he told me.
Really? That's what he told me. from Bad Santa 2
Ronald. We haven't officially met. Well, hello, Ronald. Officially.
Ronald. We haven't officially met. Well, hello, Ronald. Officially. from Bad Santa 2
She died. When? from Bad Santa 2
Shit happens. That's fucking beautiful.
Shit happens. That's fucking beautiful. from Bad Santa 2
Shit. How'd you get that? He tapped that security girl.
Shit. How'd you get that? He tapped that security girl. from Bad Santa 2
So please try and make us look good. Oh, we'll make you look great.
So please try and make us look good. Oh, we'll make you look great. from Bad Santa 2
So that's what smells like nut sack. Boy, have a beer.
So that's what smells like nut sack. Boy, have a beer. from Bad Santa 2
Some duct tape so I can build a boat. What?
Some duct tape so I can build a boat. What? from Bad Santa 2
Start over. ♪ Oh yeah candles burning low ♪
Start over. ♪ Oh yeah candles burning low ♪ from Bad Santa 2
Sure you won't die up there? I've done smaller spaces, trust me.
Sure you won't die up there? I've done smaller spaces, trust me. from Bad Santa 2
Tell me how dirty it is. Okay.
Tell me how dirty it is. Okay. from Bad Santa 2
Tell me it's fucking dirty! Okay, it's fucking dirty.
Tell me it's fucking dirty! Okay, it's fucking dirty. from Bad Santa 2
Ten dollars or more. Okay.
Ten dollars or more. Okay. from Bad Santa 2
That is not how you serve a sandwich. Willie.
That is not how you serve a sandwich. Willie. from Bad Santa 2
That was some fine crustacean. Yeah.
That was some fine crustacean. Yeah. from Bad Santa 2
That's a level nine surveillance. Yeah.
That's a level nine surveillance. Yeah. from Bad Santa 2
That's it. We're cutting him out. What? Fuck no.
That's it. We're cutting him out. What? Fuck no. from Bad Santa 2
That's what I think. I see what's going on here. Yes, I see.
That's what I think. I see what's going on here. Yes, I see. from Bad Santa 2
The bag goes with me. You mean with us.
The bag goes with me. You mean with us. from Bad Santa 2
The key, shorty. Okay, first of all, fuck you!
The key, shorty. Okay, first of all, fuck you! from Bad Santa 2
There you go. There you go. Thank you. See you later.
There you go. There you go. Thank you. See you later. from Bad Santa 2
This ain't no strip joint. What a fucking Sokes family.
This ain't no strip joint. What a fucking Sokes family. from Bad Santa 2
This better be an emergency. Willie, where are you?
This better be an emergency. Willie, where are you? from Bad Santa 2
This is all your handiwork. Huh?
This is all your handiwork. Huh? from Bad Santa 2
Three minutes, Willie, come on! Shut the fuck up! I can't hear.
Three minutes, Willie, come on! Shut the fuck up! I can't hear. from Bad Santa 2
Time to get a move on. Ew. Your mom?
Time to get a move on. Ew. Your mom? from Bad Santa 2
Time? Concert starts in five.
Time? Concert starts in five. from Bad Santa 2
Today is your fucking birthday? Uh huh.
Today is your fucking birthday? Uh huh. from Bad Santa 2
We still got it, kid. Yeah, I guess so.
We still got it, kid. Yeah, I guess so. from Bad Santa 2
We'll cut her out after the grab. Damn right.
We'll cut her out after the grab. Damn right. from Bad Santa 2
We'll get it on the way out. Gina!
We'll get it on the way out. Gina! from Bad Santa 2
Well, I'm glad you followed your passion. What's that smell?
Well, I'm glad you followed your passion. What's that smell? from Bad Santa 2
Well, you don't know shit, then, do you? Hey, listen, before we had midget...
Well, you don't know shit, then, do you? Hey, listen, before we had midget... from Bad Santa 2
What about the alarm system? It's a Centaur 2100.
What about the alarm system? It's a Centaur 2100. from Bad Santa 2
What are you doing, runt? It's called thinning the herd.
What are you doing, runt? It's called thinning the herd. from Bad Santa 2
What associate? I'm not at liberty to disclose just yet.
What associate? I'm not at liberty to disclose just yet. from Bad Santa 2
What the fuck? You... from Bad Santa 2
What you got? I have $20.
What you got? I have $20. from Bad Santa 2
What? Call me Santa. from Bad Santa 2
What? Go on and say it. from Bad Santa 2
What? You can't say that word.
What? You can't say that word. from Bad Santa 2
What? Why would I want a tree? So we can spend Christmas together.
What? Why would I want a tree? So we can spend Christmas together. from Bad Santa 2
What'd you think? I was just hatched? Well, where were you born?
What'd you think? I was just hatched? Well, where were you born? from Bad Santa 2
What's a hand release? It's kind of a compromise.
What's a hand release? It's kind of a compromise. from Bad Santa 2
What's up, champ? I want a hand grenade.
What's up, champ? I want a hand grenade. from Bad Santa 2
What's up? Have you been drinking?
What's up? Have you been drinking? from Bad Santa 2
Where at? Chi Town. from Bad Santa 2
Where the hell have you been? What are you, my fucking mother?
Where the hell have you been? What are you, my fucking mother? from Bad Santa 2
Where's your friend at? I ain't got any fucking friends!
Where's your friend at? I ain't got any fucking friends! from Bad Santa 2
Who the fuck are you? Grandma Willie!
Who the fuck are you? Grandma Willie! from Bad Santa 2
Who the hell is Willie? Can I ride the bicycle now?
Who the hell is Willie? Can I ride the bicycle now? from Bad Santa 2
Who? You know, the redheaded gal, Diane.
Who? You know, the redheaded gal, Diane. from Bad Santa 2
Why's that such a surprise? Well...
Why's that such a surprise? Well... from Bad Santa 2
Will we have Christmas together? Fuck, I don't know.
Will we have Christmas together? Fuck, I don't know. from Bad Santa 2
Willie, you in there? Get rid of him.
Willie, you in there? Get rid of him. from Bad Santa 2
Willie, you're home! Goddamn, kid. Watch the spine bone.
Willie, you're home! Goddamn, kid. Watch the spine bone. from Bad Santa 2
With no teeth, he ought to try dudes. Terrible.
With no teeth, he ought to try dudes. Terrible. from Bad Santa 2
Yeah? What's that? A hug.
Yeah? What's that? A hug. from Bad Santa 2
You 100 percent sure he's not yours? Yeah.
You 100 percent sure he's not yours? Yeah. from Bad Santa 2
You are hurting inside. Is that right?
You are hurting inside. Is that right? from Bad Santa 2
You can't smoke here, sir. So call the fucking law.
You can't smoke here, sir. So call the fucking law. from Bad Santa 2
You conned me, you little prick. Fuck you!
You conned me, you little prick. Fuck you! from Bad Santa 2
You didn't tell me to bring a coat. I didn't tell you to come.
You didn't tell me to bring a coat. I didn't tell you to come. from Bad Santa 2
You fucking shot me! I told you I would. You never listen.
You fucking shot me! I told you I would. You never listen. from Bad Santa 2
You got 60 bucks? No. from Bad Santa 2
You gotta stop that. Well, I know you're not the Santa.
You gotta stop that. Well, I know you're not the Santa. from Bad Santa 2
You know what "son" means, right? When did you turn into such a pussy?
You know what "son" means, right? When did you turn into such a pussy? from Bad Santa 2
You know, be a better... Parent?
You know, be a better... Parent? from Bad Santa 2
You look gorgeous. Amazing. H I, good to see you.
You look gorgeous. Amazing. H I, good to see you. from Bad Santa 2
You run the joint. Cook, you crack me up.
You run the joint. Cook, you crack me up. from Bad Santa 2
You sweet little muskrat. Don't get all choked up.
You sweet little muskrat. Don't get all choked up. from Bad Santa 2
You're burning my minutes. But what if it's an emergency?
You're burning my minutes. But what if it's an emergency? from Bad Santa 2
You're not mad, are you? Mad? No. Because I get you.
You're not mad, are you? Mad? No. Because I get you. from Bad Santa 2
You're really fun, but just... I'm not tall enough for you?
You're really fun, but just... I'm not tall enough for you? from Bad Santa 2
You're the talent, not him. Hey, Randall!
You're the talent, not him. Hey, Randall! from Bad Santa 2
...you can only puke in somebody's lap so many times
...you can only puke in somebody's lap so many times from Bad Santa 2
'Cause I'm pretty sure crabs can jump. All right?
'Cause I'm pretty sure crabs can jump. All right? from Bad Santa 2
'Tis the season of giving!
'Tis the season of giving! from Bad Santa 2
"Giving City Foundation. from Bad Santa 2
"Jingle Bells," "Veni, Veni, Emmanuel ." That one's in Latin.
"Jingle Bells," "Veni, Veni, Emmanuel ." That one's in Latin. from Bad Santa 2
"Nomenclature." from Bad Santa 2
♪ 'Cause no matter how far away you roam ♪
♪ 'Cause no matter how far away you roam ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ 'Round yon virgin mother and child ♪
♪ 'Round yon virgin mother and child ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ A beautiful sight We're happy tonight ♪
♪ A beautiful sight We're happy tonight ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ All is bright ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ All is calm ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ All these things and more ♪
♪ All these things and more ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ All these things and more, babe ♪
♪ All these things and more, babe ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ All these things and more, baby ♪
♪ All these things and more, baby ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ And he was headin' for Pennsylvania ♪
♪ And he was headin' for Pennsylvania ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ And some homemade pumpkin pie ♪
♪ And some homemade pumpkin pie ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ And such happiness in the coming year ♪
♪ And such happiness in the coming year ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ And the snow is falling on the ground ♪
♪ And the snow is falling on the ground ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ And the snow is falling on the ground ♪
♪ And the snow is falling on the ground ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ And the snow is falling on the ground ♪
♪ And the snow is falling on the ground ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ And the snow is on the ground ♪
♪ And the snow is on the ground ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ And wish you a Merry Christmas, baby ♪
♪ And wish you a Merry Christmas, baby ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Choirs singing carols ♪
♪ Choirs singing carols ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Christ the savior is born ♪
♪ Christ the savior is born ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Christ the savior is born ♪
♪ Christ the savior is born ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Christmas ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Christmas ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Christmas everywhere ♪
♪ Christmas everywhere ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas ♪
♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh ♪
♪ Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪
♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Down to Dixie's sunny shore ♪
♪ Down to Dixie's sunny shore ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Down your chimney tonight Ooh ♪
♪ Down your chimney tonight Ooh ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Everybody shake your ungh ♪
♪ Everybody shake your ungh ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Everywhere we go ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪
♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Fa la la la la la la la la La la la ♪
♪ Fa la la la la la la la la La la la ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ For Frosty the Snowman Had to hurry on... ♪
♪ For Frosty the Snowman Had to hurry on... ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ For the holidays ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ For the holidays You can't beat home sweet home ♪
♪ For the holidays You can't beat home sweet home ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ From Atlantic to Pacific ♪
♪ From Atlantic to Pacific ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ From Pennsylvania folks are trav'ling ♪
♪ From Pennsylvania folks are trav'ling ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Frosty the Snowman Is a fairy tale they say ♪
♪ Frosty the Snowman Is a fairy tale they say ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Frosty the Snowman Was a jolly happy soul ♪
♪ Frosty the Snowman Was a jolly happy soul ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Gee, the traffic is terrific ♪
♪ Gee, the traffic is terrific ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Glories stream from heaven afar ♪
♪ Glories stream from heaven afar ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Gone away is the bluebird In his place is a new bird ♪
♪ Gone away is the bluebird In his place is a new bird ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Got no sleigh with reindeer No sack on my back ♪
♪ Got no sleigh with reindeer No sack on my back ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Ha ha ha Bells on bobtails ring ♪
♪ Ha ha ha Bells on bobtails ring ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Hang up your pretty stockings And turn off the light ♪
♪ Hang up your pretty stockings And turn off the light ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ He was made of snow But the children know ♪
♪ He was made of snow But the children know ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Heavenly hosts sing hallelujah ♪
♪ Heavenly hosts sing hallelujah ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Heedless of the wind and weather Fa la la la la la la la la ♪
♪ Heedless of the wind and weather Fa la la la la la la la la ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Holy infant so tender and mild ♪
♪ Holy infant so tender and mild ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Holy infant so tender and mild ♪
♪ Holy infant so tender and mild ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Holy night ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Holy night ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ How he came to life one day ♪
♪ How he came to life one day ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ I just can't wait till Christmas day ♪
♪ I just can't wait till Christmas day ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ I met a man who lives in Tennessee ♪
♪ I met a man who lives in Tennessee ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ In the lane snow is glistening ♪
♪ In the lane snow is glistening ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ It's the most wonderful time of the year ♪
♪ It's the most wonderful time of the year ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Jingle all the way ♪
♪ Jingle all the way ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Joy to the world, the Lord is come ♪
♪ Joy to the world, the Lord is come ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Lots of mistletoe ♪
♪ Lots of mistletoe ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Lots of snow and ice ♪
♪ Lots of snow and ice ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Making spirits bright ♪
♪ Making spirits bright ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Merry Merry Christmas ♪
♪ Merry Merry Christmas ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Move your feet Come on ♪
♪ Move your feet Come on ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ My favorite time of the year ♪
♪ My favorite time of the year ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way ♪
♪ O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Oh, there's no place like home For the holidays ♪
♪ Oh, there's no place like home For the holidays ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Oh, there's no place like home For the holidays ♪
♪ Oh, there's no place like home For the holidays ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride And sing these songs tonight ♪
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride And sing these songs tonight ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Pop that pussy Hey, pop that pussy, baby ♪
♪ Pop that pussy Hey, pop that pussy, baby ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Right outside my door ♪
♪ Right outside my door ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Santa Claus is back in town ♪
♪ Santa Claus is back in town ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Shake it to the east, baby Shake it all night ♪
♪ Shake it to the east, baby Shake it all night ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Shake it to the left Shake it to the right ♪
♪ Shake it to the left Shake it to the right ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Shake it to the left Shake it to the right ♪
♪ Shake it to the left Shake it to the right ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Shake it to the west, baby Shake it all night ♪
♪ Shake it to the west, baby Shake it all night ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Shepherds quake at the sight ♪
♪ Shepherds quake at the sight ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Silent night ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Silent night ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Sing we joyous all together Fa la la la la la la la la ♪
♪ Sing we joyous all together Fa la la la la la la la la ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Sleigh bells ring Are you listening? ♪
♪ Sleigh bells ring Are you listening? ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ That's what Christmas means to me My love ♪
♪ That's what Christmas means to me My love ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ That's what Christmas means to me My love ♪
♪ That's what Christmas means to me My love ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Tis the season to be jolly Fa la la la la la la la la ♪
♪ Tis the season to be jolly Fa la la la la la la la la ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Walking in a winter wonderland ♪
♪ Walking in a winter wonderland ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Well, it's Christmas time, pretty baby ♪
♪ Well, it's Christmas time, pretty baby ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Well, it's Christmas time, pretty baby ♪
♪ Well, it's Christmas time, pretty baby ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Well, you be a real good little baby Santa Claus is back in town ♪
♪ Well, you be a real good little baby Santa Claus is back in town ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Well, you be a real good little girl ♪
♪ Well, you be a real good little girl ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ When you pine for the sunshine Of a friendly gaze ♪
♪ When you pine for the sunshine Of a friendly gaze ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Whoa, it's Christmas time, pretty baby ♪
♪ Whoa, it's Christmas time, pretty baby ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Wish you a Merry Christmas, baby ♪
♪ Wish you a Merry Christmas, baby ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ With a corn cob pipe and a button nose And two eyes made of out coal ♪
♪ With a corn cob pipe and a button nose And two eyes made of out coal ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ Yeah ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ You can't beat home sweet home ♪
♪ You can't beat home sweet home ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪ You're gonna see me comin ' In a big black Cadillac ♪
♪ You're gonna see me comin ' In a big black Cadillac ♪ from Bad Santa 2
♪Silent night ♪ from Bad Santa 2