A dry hand job to Isaac in Accounting. Boom.
A dry hand job to Isaac in Accounting. Boom. from Bad Santa 2
A guy who if I asked him to choke me, would enjoy it just a little too much.
A guy who if I asked him to choke me, would enjoy it just a little too much. from Bad Santa 2
A hard on? from Bad Santa 2
A hundred. Or I'm gonna carry my ass outta this old piece of a room right now.
A hundred. Or I'm gonna carry my ass outta this old piece of a room right now. from Bad Santa 2
A penguin. It doesn't have to be alive.
A penguin. It doesn't have to be alive. from Bad Santa 2
A stuffed cow that moos but doesn't poop.
A stuffed cow that moos but doesn't poop. from Bad Santa 2
A stuffed cow that moos but doesn't poop. Some duct tape so I can build a boat.
A stuffed cow that moos but doesn't poop. Some duct tape so I can build a boat. from Bad Santa 2
A very special member of our choir.
A very special member of our choir. from Bad Santa 2
Actually, there aren't such things as endings at all,
Actually, there aren't such things as endings at all, from Bad Santa 2
Ah, fuck. from Bad Santa 2
Ah, rohypnol. Excellent icebreaker.
Ah, rohypnol. Excellent icebreaker. from Bad Santa 2
Ahhh. from Bad Santa 2
Ain't that but a bitch! from Bad Santa 2
Alcohol led me to make some not so good choices.
Alcohol led me to make some not so good choices. from Bad Santa 2
All right, big shot. You can stay out here with your GD flask.
All right, big shot. You can stay out here with your GD flask. from Bad Santa 2
All right, honey. Good girl.
All right, honey. Good girl. from Bad Santa 2
All right, let's sync them up, boys. At 7:45, the power goes down.
All right, let's sync them up, boys. At 7:45, the power goes down. from Bad Santa 2
All right, listen, you gotta quit fucking calling me, okay?
All right, listen, you gotta quit fucking calling me, okay? from Bad Santa 2
All right. from Bad Santa 2
All right. from Bad Santa 2
All right. from Bad Santa 2
All right. from Bad Santa 2
All right. Fifty, or I'll just go get your mother.
All right. Fifty, or I'll just go get your mother. from Bad Santa 2
Alrighty, here we go. from Bad Santa 2
Am I funny? from Bad Santa 2
And a note. from Bad Santa 2
And after that... lobster.
And after that... lobster. from Bad Santa 2
And August. Yeah. from Bad Santa 2
And finance the whole operation.
And finance the whole operation. from Bad Santa 2
And he squirrels them away in an offshore account.
And he squirrels them away in an offshore account. from Bad Santa 2
And he wouldn't know any fucking difference.
And he wouldn't know any fucking difference. from Bad Santa 2
And I always had a drink on your birthday... January third.
And I always had a drink on your birthday... January third. from Bad Santa 2
And I broke that sacred bond. It's not an excuse.
And I broke that sacred bond. It's not an excuse. from Bad Santa 2
And I could still fill that shot glass with this man's jizz.
And I could still fill that shot glass with this man's jizz. from Bad Santa 2
And I didn't even get a chance to smell that pussy.
And I didn't even get a chance to smell that pussy. from Bad Santa 2
And I know you're not my real family,
And I know you're not my real family, from Bad Santa 2
And I know your sorry ass does too. Look at you, man.
And I know your sorry ass does too. Look at you, man. from Bad Santa 2
And I still chase him off
And I still chase him off from Bad Santa 2
And I thought my family was fucked.
And I thought my family was fucked. from Bad Santa 2
And I trust you about as far as I can throw her.
And I trust you about as far as I can throw her. from Bad Santa 2
And I'm going to have to ask you to suck my fucking dick.
And I'm going to have to ask you to suck my fucking dick. from Bad Santa 2
And if a fight breaks out, go straight for the nuts or gouge an eye out.
And if a fight breaks out, go straight for the nuts or gouge an eye out. from Bad Santa 2
And if we got no access to the building, we got no access to the safe.
And if we got no access to the building, we got no access to the safe. from Bad Santa 2
And if we got no access to the safe,
And if we got no access to the safe, from Bad Santa 2
And if we're being honest here, you, you guys should be supplying us
And if we're being honest here, you, you guys should be supplying us from Bad Santa 2
And if you don't have cash, you can always text XMAS 999...
And if you don't have cash, you can always text XMAS 999... from Bad Santa 2
And it's actually better because then you get to pick the people
And it's actually better because then you get to pick the people from Bad Santa 2
And just fuck that pussy like you can't imagine.
And just fuck that pussy like you can't imagine. from Bad Santa 2
And like the kid says, "The best gifts are always a surprise. "
And like the kid says, "The best gifts are always a surprise. " from Bad Santa 2
And not with some little nubbin dick gun,
And not with some little nubbin dick gun, from Bad Santa 2
And nothing up my ass. You done took all that, Willie.
And nothing up my ass. You done took all that, Willie. from Bad Santa 2
And pure shit on a good day.
And pure shit on a good day. from Bad Santa 2
And rub one out right now.
And rub one out right now. from Bad Santa 2
And second of all, what in the fuck is he doing here?
And second of all, what in the fuck is he doing here? from Bad Santa 2
And she's a mean fucking bitch, so don't go getting any ideas, all right?
And she's a mean fucking bitch, so don't go getting any ideas, all right? from Bad Santa 2
And shows and whatnot, so I snagged this one just for us.
And shows and whatnot, so I snagged this one just for us. from Bad Santa 2
And spit on me. from Bad Santa 2
And stay away from the nuts?
And stay away from the nuts? from Bad Santa 2
And tear your little panties off and get that ass in my face
And tear your little panties off and get that ass in my face from Bad Santa 2
And that is one piece of motherly advice I hope you took to heart.
And that is one piece of motherly advice I hope you took to heart. from Bad Santa 2
And that is, if yours happens to be a bag of dicks, then fuck them.
And that is, if yours happens to be a bag of dicks, then fuck them. from Bad Santa 2
And that made the policemen really mad. So they followed him back to the house.
And that made the policemen really mad. So they followed him back to the house. from Bad Santa 2
And that was just to keep warm out there. I'm freezing my nuts off.
And that was just to keep warm out there. I'm freezing my nuts off. from Bad Santa 2
And that's our target. Right here.
And that's our target. Right here. from Bad Santa 2
And that's why I followed you to Chicago.
And that's why I followed you to Chicago. from Bad Santa 2
And the drummer that didn't have shit to give him but some perfume...
And the drummer that didn't have shit to give him but some perfume... from Bad Santa 2
And the kid, he still creeps around every now and then
And the kid, he still creeps around every now and then from Bad Santa 2
And the King Midas or one of them threatened to cut the kid in half,
And the King Midas or one of them threatened to cut the kid in half, from Bad Santa 2
And then at night, they store that cash in the safe in Regent's office.
And then at night, they store that cash in the safe in Regent's office. from Bad Santa 2
And then get the hell out of there before anybody knows what's hit them.
And then get the hell out of there before anybody knows what's hit them. from Bad Santa 2
And then I'd... spit them right in your little mouth.
And then I'd... spit them right in your little mouth. from Bad Santa 2
And then punishes you because you were naughty.
And then punishes you because you were naughty. from Bad Santa 2
And then, you can go to the common room and pick up your uniforms.
And then, you can go to the common room and pick up your uniforms. from Bad Santa 2
And there's only one thing that can change that.
And there's only one thing that can change that. from Bad Santa 2
And they want to bring us in and put us up in some fine ass metropolitan digs
And they want to bring us in and put us up in some fine ass metropolitan digs from Bad Santa 2
And this is the first present Willie ever got me for Christmas.
And this is the first present Willie ever got me for Christmas. from Bad Santa 2
And this year, they requested Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus.
And this year, they requested Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus. from Bad Santa 2
And we want to thank you all for being here tonight.
And we want to thank you all for being here tonight. from Bad Santa 2
And we're very grateful. But you reek of whiskey.
And we're very grateful. But you reek of whiskey. from Bad Santa 2
And went and killed all them Filipinos.
And went and killed all them Filipinos. from Bad Santa 2
And when do you pull your little Roy Rogers pistol out on me again?
And when do you pull your little Roy Rogers pistol out on me again? from Bad Santa 2
And while they're rolling their fat asses down here,
And while they're rolling their fat asses down here, from Bad Santa 2
And Willie ran really fast and he almost got to the door,
And Willie ran really fast and he almost got to the door, from Bad Santa 2
And Willie was in such a hurry to get me my elephant
And Willie was in such a hurry to get me my elephant from Bad Santa 2
And without further ado, I would like to introduce our choirmaster, Renee.
And without further ado, I would like to introduce our choirmaster, Renee. from Bad Santa 2
And you can drop them off at the front desk, please.
And you can drop them off at the front desk, please. from Bad Santa 2
And you gotta go and take a dump on that too.
And you gotta go and take a dump on that too. from Bad Santa 2
And you'd just, you'd just squint your little...
And you'd just, you'd just squint your little... from Bad Santa 2
And you're afraid I'm muscling in on your fucking fondle territory.
And you're afraid I'm muscling in on your fucking fondle territory. from Bad Santa 2
And you're the family I picked.
And you're the family I picked. from Bad Santa 2
Anyone? from Bad Santa 2
Anything unusual, I wanna know about it. And cover the whole building.
Anything unusual, I wanna know about it. And cover the whole building. from Bad Santa 2
Anyway, I think you ought to be working the sexual angle with her,
Anyway, I think you ought to be working the sexual angle with her, from Bad Santa 2
Anyway, it took this new set of teeth to finally see the light.
Anyway, it took this new set of teeth to finally see the light. from Bad Santa 2
Anyway, Santy ain't no arms dealer, so I can't help you out.
Anyway, Santy ain't no arms dealer, so I can't help you out. from Bad Santa 2
Anyway, still good to see you.
Anyway, still good to see you. from Bad Santa 2
Are you off of your goddamn nut? Is that what you do?
Are you off of your goddamn nut? Is that what you do? from Bad Santa 2
Are you shitting me? I mean, look around here.
Are you shitting me? I mean, look around here. from Bad Santa 2
Are you shitting me? Really? You know the old lady's right.
Are you shitting me? Really? You know the old lady's right. from Bad Santa 2
Are you talking about the true meaning of Christmas?
Are you talking about the true meaning of Christmas? from Bad Santa 2
Are you washing your fucking hands right now?
Are you washing your fucking hands right now? from Bad Santa 2
Aren't they great? from Bad Santa 2
Arrested? Christ! William.
Arrested? Christ! William. from Bad Santa 2
As soon as you're done, run to the bathroom, wash your crotch.
As soon as you're done, run to the bathroom, wash your crotch. from Bad Santa 2
As you know, Christmas is a time for giving.
As you know, Christmas is a time for giving. from Bad Santa 2
Asshole. from Bad Santa 2
Aw, come on, we're having family time here.
Aw, come on, we're having family time here. from Bad Santa 2
Bad boys, you know. Guys who don't give a fuck and treat me like shit.
Bad boys, you know. Guys who don't give a fuck and treat me like shit. from Bad Santa 2
Be right back. from Bad Santa 2
Because even when he was a baby, he tried to butt fuck everything.
Because even when he was a baby, he tried to butt fuck everything. from Bad Santa 2
Because I can. Wouldn't be the first time.
Because I can. Wouldn't be the first time. from Bad Santa 2
Because I didn't want you to spend Christmas alone.
Because I didn't want you to spend Christmas alone. from Bad Santa 2
Because I know for a fact that that husband isn't getting it done.
Because I know for a fact that that husband isn't getting it done. from Bad Santa 2
Because I'm all about the birth of Christmas.
Because I'm all about the birth of Christmas. from Bad Santa 2
Because no one's going to be at our Chicago house for two weeks.
Because no one's going to be at our Chicago house for two weeks. from Bad Santa 2
Because there's not enough beds? I only counted one, plus a couch.
Because there's not enough beds? I only counted one, plus a couch. from Bad Santa 2
Because they'll try. from Bad Santa 2
Because they're so low to the ground already?
Because they're so low to the ground already? from Bad Santa 2
Because we don't allow alcohol or drugs of any kind at Giving City.
Because we don't allow alcohol or drugs of any kind at Giving City. from Bad Santa 2
Because when some shit gets over with,
Because when some shit gets over with, from Bad Santa 2
Because you the only two people I know. Why would you call?
Because you the only two people I know. Why would you call? from Bad Santa 2
Before the romance takes a shit.
Before the romance takes a shit. from Bad Santa 2
Besides that, I'm a fucking guy. You didn't turn funny, did you?
Besides that, I'm a fucking guy. You didn't turn funny, did you? from Bad Santa 2
Besides, it made a man of you. You are who you are because of me.
Besides, it made a man of you. You are who you are because of me. from Bad Santa 2
Bitch, let me tell you something.
Bitch, let me tell you something. from Bad Santa 2
Boarding room's downstairs on the left. Any bed that's not taken.
Boarding room's downstairs on the left. Any bed that's not taken. from Bad Santa 2
Both shoes. And you have to watch.
Both shoes. And you have to watch. from Bad Santa 2
Boy, you been selling your blood for booze?
Boy, you been selling your blood for booze? from Bad Santa 2
Breathe through your mouth so that you don't puke.
Breathe through your mouth so that you don't puke. from Bad Santa 2
Bringing food and shelter to those in need."
Bringing food and shelter to those in need." from Bad Santa 2
Bullshit. No fucking way. Fucking cash only.
Bullshit. No fucking way. Fucking cash only. from Bad Santa 2
But as far as Christmas miracles go, shit, I don't know.
But as far as Christmas miracles go, shit, I don't know. from Bad Santa 2
But even when I was in the joint, I thought of you.
But even when I was in the joint, I thought of you. from Bad Santa 2
But he was clueless enough to think
But he was clueless enough to think from Bad Santa 2
But I always burn my hand getting them out of oven.
But I always burn my hand getting them out of oven. from Bad Santa 2
But I don't mind. I'm just into, you know, more mature, experienced guys.
But I don't mind. I'm just into, you know, more mature, experienced guys. from Bad Santa 2
But I got a touch of the Parkinson's and my hearing ain't what it used to be,
But I got a touch of the Parkinson's and my hearing ain't what it used to be, from Bad Santa 2
But I think I can sneak you guys in. Come on.
But I think I can sneak you guys in. Come on. from Bad Santa 2
But I thought your dad was the one you hated.
But I thought your dad was the one you hated. from Bad Santa 2
But I'm gonna need a key to the electrical room to access it.
But I'm gonna need a key to the electrical room to access it. from Bad Santa 2
But I've cleaned up my life.
But I've cleaned up my life. from Bad Santa 2
But I've worn the suit enough to know a perfect Christmas gift when I see one.
But I've worn the suit enough to know a perfect Christmas gift when I see one. from Bad Santa 2
But if we get fired, we got no access to the building.
But if we get fired, we got no access to the building. from Bad Santa 2
But it's not home if there's nobody there.
But it's not home if there's nobody there. from Bad Santa 2
But Lois got all up in my kitchen.
But Lois got all up in my kitchen. from Bad Santa 2
But sometimes, you have to lose something to gain something.
But sometimes, you have to lose something to gain something. from Bad Santa 2
But thanks for the lobster.
But thanks for the lobster. from Bad Santa 2
But that's only because I had to run off to the little boys' room.
But that's only because I had to run off to the little boys' room. from Bad Santa 2
But then they shot him like eight times in the back.
But then they shot him like eight times in the back. from Bad Santa 2
But they know your work. from Bad Santa 2
But when I put this suit on, I feel like...
But when I put this suit on, I feel like... from Bad Santa 2
But when you don't have real family, then you have to make a new one.
But when you don't have real family, then you have to make a new one. from Bad Santa 2
But with adult man sized bullets.
But with adult man sized bullets. from Bad Santa 2
But you don't see me holding my breath, do you?
But you don't see me holding my breath, do you? from Bad Santa 2
But you gotta understand, it was only business.
But you gotta understand, it was only business. from Bad Santa 2
But you said that when I was 21 that you'd pop my cherry.
But you said that when I was 21 that you'd pop my cherry. from Bad Santa 2
But you're a fucking man now and you gotta face up to it.
But you're a fucking man now and you gotta face up to it. from Bad Santa 2
But you're still my Santa.
But you're still my Santa. from Bad Santa 2
But, uh, in the meantime, let's you and me head out, all right?
But, uh, in the meantime, let's you and me head out, all right? from Bad Santa 2
But, um, I gotta tell you, you got gigantic titties.
But, um, I gotta tell you, you got gigantic titties. from Bad Santa 2
But, you see... from Bad Santa 2
Bye, Elf. Bye, Willie's mom.
Bye, Elf. Bye, Willie's mom. from Bad Santa 2
Bye. from Bad Santa 2
Bye. from Bad Santa 2
Call me "Santa." from Bad Santa 2
Call me "Santa." from Bad Santa 2
Call me Santa. from Bad Santa 2
Can we get a Chicago pizza? It's like pizza, but in Chicago.
Can we get a Chicago pizza? It's like pizza, but in Chicago. from Bad Santa 2
Can you still crack a safe?
Can you still crack a safe? from Bad Santa 2
Can't you see I'm trying to eat a fucking pizza here?
Can't you see I'm trying to eat a fucking pizza here? from Bad Santa 2
Chair. from Bad Santa 2
Checking their list twice.
Checking their list twice. from Bad Santa 2
Chicago, you racist moron fuck!
Chicago, you racist moron fuck! from Bad Santa 2
Christ, am I the only one getting anything done here tonight?
Christ, am I the only one getting anything done here tonight? from Bad Santa 2
Christmas Eve, they have a big charity concert.
Christmas Eve, they have a big charity concert. from Bad Santa 2
Christmas in general gets me so drenched.
Christmas in general gets me so drenched. from Bad Santa 2
Clitoris, son. Do it for Mama.
Clitoris, son. Do it for Mama. from Bad Santa 2
Come here. from Bad Santa 2
Come on, baby. Come on. from Bad Santa 2
Come on, boy. Be just like old times.
Come on, boy. Be just like old times. from Bad Santa 2
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on. from Bad Santa 2
Come on, man. from Bad Santa 2
Come on, shitstick. Bring it on home to Mama.
Come on, shitstick. Bring it on home to Mama. from Bad Santa 2
Come on, Willie, I need this.
Come on, Willie, I need this. from Bad Santa 2
Come on. Get out of here. Put a fucking diaper on.
Come on. Get out of here. Put a fucking diaper on. from Bad Santa 2
Come on. Let's go. from Bad Santa 2
Concert's tomorrow night. So you better step up, buddy boy.
Concert's tomorrow night. So you better step up, buddy boy. from Bad Santa 2
Copy, checking. from Bad Santa 2
Copy. from Bad Santa 2
Copy. Ladies' room is already taken care of.
Copy. Ladies' room is already taken care of. from Bad Santa 2
Crazy bitch had me all turned around with her magical Laotian pussy.
Crazy bitch had me all turned around with her magical Laotian pussy. from Bad Santa 2
Cut that shit out. We're not back together.
Cut that shit out. We're not back together. from Bad Santa 2
Damn it, Willie. Hurry up! We're gonna miss our train.
Damn it, Willie. Hurry up! We're gonna miss our train. from Bad Santa 2
Damn, girl, I wouldn't pick you out for that kind of shit.
Damn, girl, I wouldn't pick you out for that kind of shit. from Bad Santa 2
Damn. Shit. from Bad Santa 2
Darlene says I should put butter on my hand, but that's stupid.
Darlene says I should put butter on my hand, but that's stupid. from Bad Santa 2
Davis! Davis! from Bad Santa 2
Deal. from Bad Santa 2
Did you even score once while I was away?
Did you even score once while I was away? from Bad Santa 2
Did you forget about this?
Did you forget about this? from Bad Santa 2
Didn't put it in my ass, I had to go and get pregnant.
Didn't put it in my ass, I had to go and get pregnant. from Bad Santa 2
Do you ever feel like you hit rock bottom?
Do you ever feel like you hit rock bottom? from Bad Santa 2
Do you got a pencil or some shit to write on?
Do you got a pencil or some shit to write on? from Bad Santa 2
Do you not take a hint? I fucking told you that I ain't that guy.
Do you not take a hint? I fucking told you that I ain't that guy. from Bad Santa 2
Do you want me to get you a Christmas tree?
Do you want me to get you a Christmas tree? from Bad Santa 2
Don't be weird. Tell me how dirty this is.
Don't be weird. Tell me how dirty this is. from Bad Santa 2
Don't buy their shit, William. No such thing as an alcoholic.
Don't buy their shit, William. No such thing as an alcoholic. from Bad Santa 2
Don't even think about it, Willie.
Don't even think about it, Willie. from Bad Santa 2
Don't forget about the meeting tomorrow night at 7:30.
Don't forget about the meeting tomorrow night at 7:30. from Bad Santa 2
Don't let the door hit you in the ass.
Don't let the door hit you in the ass. from Bad Santa 2
Don't say "Mama." No mom stuff!
Don't say "Mama." No mom stuff! from Bad Santa 2
Don't worry, Willie. I'm okay. It's just in my butt.
Don't worry, Willie. I'm okay. It's just in my butt. from Bad Santa 2
Done ate ten pounds of lobster
Done ate ten pounds of lobster from Bad Santa 2
Dorfman, get up here. from Bad Santa 2
Drop the weapon! Get down!
Drop the weapon! Get down! from Bad Santa 2
Drop your weapons! Put your hands in the...
Drop your weapons! Put your hands in the... from Bad Santa 2
Elf! from Bad Santa 2
Empty your pockets. Place any metal items in the tray.
Empty your pockets. Place any metal items in the tray. from Bad Santa 2
End of the year accounting stuff.
End of the year accounting stuff. from Bad Santa 2
Evacuate the concert! And search everyone.
Evacuate the concert! And search everyone. from Bad Santa 2
Every year, these rich assholes throw this huge party to benefit the needy kids.
Every year, these rich assholes throw this huge party to benefit the needy kids. from Bad Santa 2
Except I don't know anyone at that Hungry Hoagies.
Except I don't know anyone at that Hungry Hoagies. from Bad Santa 2
Except that one jerking off over there. And that one watching him jerk off.
Except that one jerking off over there. And that one watching him jerk off. from Bad Santa 2
Excuse me? from Bad Santa 2
Excuse me... little people, we had Willie.
Excuse me... little people, we had Willie. from Bad Santa 2
Find out everything. Schools, arrests, financials, meds.
Find out everything. Schools, arrests, financials, meds. from Bad Santa 2
Find them. All of them! from Bad Santa 2
Fine, get in. from Bad Santa 2
Fine! A file, then. from Bad Santa 2
Fine! If it's an emergency, call me, all right?
Fine! If it's an emergency, call me, all right? from Bad Santa 2
Fine. from Bad Santa 2
Fine. I'll give you a second chance. If you give me a chance to help you.
Fine. I'll give you a second chance. If you give me a chance to help you. from Bad Santa 2
Five ways? How many holes do you have?
Five ways? How many holes do you have? from Bad Santa 2
Flouting? from Bad Santa 2
For a minute there, I thought you were going soft.
For a minute there, I thought you were going soft. from Bad Santa 2
For four weeks. from Bad Santa 2
For his own good. from Bad Santa 2
For real? Ha! from Bad Santa 2
For the kids. I won't piss on the suit. I really won't.
For the kids. I won't piss on the suit. I really won't. from Bad Santa 2
Four thousand followers and counting, motherfucker. Ha ha!
Four thousand followers and counting, motherfucker. Ha ha! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck it. from Bad Santa 2
Fuck me like the dirty little slut that I am.
Fuck me like the dirty little slut that I am. from Bad Santa 2
Fuck me, Santa! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck you. from Bad Santa 2
Fuck! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck! Fucking pussy! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck! Oh! Get out of my brain!
Fuck! Oh! Get out of my brain! from Bad Santa 2
Fuck. from Bad Santa 2
Fuck. from Bad Santa 2
Fucking asshole. from Bad Santa 2
Fucking associate. No goddamn way.
Fucking associate. No goddamn way. from Bad Santa 2
Fucking dimes? Are you shitting me?
Fucking dimes? Are you shitting me? from Bad Santa 2
Fucking shit. from Bad Santa 2
Get a bite of this pumpernickel bread.
Get a bite of this pumpernickel bread. from Bad Santa 2
Get out of my car! from Bad Santa 2
Gina, check the security cameras.
Gina, check the security cameras. from Bad Santa 2
Give me some. Yeah. from Bad Santa 2
Give me that, you fucking lush.
Give me that, you fucking lush. from Bad Santa 2
Give me the goddamn chair.
Give me the goddamn chair. from Bad Santa 2
Giving City is a charity at 98 cents every dollar
Giving City is a charity at 98 cents every dollar from Bad Santa 2
Giving City's gonna lose a record amount of money this year.
Giving City's gonna lose a record amount of money this year. from Bad Santa 2
Go ahead. Shoot me, shitstick.
Go ahead. Shoot me, shitstick. from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn it, let go of the fucking bag!
Goddamn it, let go of the fucking bag! from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn it! from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn it. from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn it. from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn it. from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn it. You gotta be shitting me.
Goddamn it. You gotta be shitting me. from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn right. from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn, what a shit hole.
Goddamn, what a shit hole. from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn! from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn. from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn. from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn. Are you a complete fucking retard?
Goddamn. Are you a complete fucking retard? from Bad Santa 2
Goddamn. You're 21 already. That's creepy.
Goddamn. You're 21 already. That's creepy. from Bad Santa 2
Goes to this A hole at the top.
Goes to this A hole at the top. from Bad Santa 2
Goiter Face or Drunk Slut.
Goiter Face or Drunk Slut. from Bad Santa 2
Good one, shitstick. from Bad Santa 2
Grab the money, throw it down the garbage chute
Grab the money, throw it down the garbage chute from Bad Santa 2
Guess I did learn one thing about family from that crazy bitch.
Guess I did learn one thing about family from that crazy bitch. from Bad Santa 2
Guess you don't know what today is.
Guess you don't know what today is. from Bad Santa 2
Guys who are well traveled, cultured and into butt stuff.
Guys who are well traveled, cultured and into butt stuff. from Bad Santa 2
Ha ha. Very funny. Wait... for real?
Ha ha. Very funny. Wait... for real? from Bad Santa 2
Halle fucking lujah! from Bad Santa 2
Hang on a second here. from Bad Santa 2
Harder! from Bad Santa 2
Harder! Yes! from Bad Santa 2
Has been one long fucking miserable nightmare most of the time.
Has been one long fucking miserable nightmare most of the time. from Bad Santa 2
Has hallucinogenic aftereffects if you eat too much of it.
Has hallucinogenic aftereffects if you eat too much of it. from Bad Santa 2
Have a seat. What can Santy Claus get you?
Have a seat. What can Santy Claus get you? from Bad Santa 2
He can't even crack his own ass. Fuck that.
He can't even crack his own ass. Fuck that. from Bad Santa 2
He heard "Pop That Pussy" in the vent, and that is a big fucking deal.
He heard "Pop That Pussy" in the vent, and that is a big fucking deal. from Bad Santa 2
He heard a noise in the fucking vent. What's the big deal?
He heard a noise in the fucking vent. What's the big deal? from Bad Santa 2
He helped me find focus. from Bad Santa 2
He should show you some respect.
He should show you some respect. from Bad Santa 2
He takes in tens of thousands in donations,
He takes in tens of thousands in donations, from Bad Santa 2
He was different when he was in the Peace Corps.
He was different when he was in the Peace Corps. from Bad Santa 2
He was my original elf. Remember those times, Willie?
He was my original elf. Remember those times, Willie? from Bad Santa 2
He won't even know I'm not there.
He won't even know I'm not there. from Bad Santa 2
He'd love to, darling. Strong, strapping man like him.
He'd love to, darling. Strong, strapping man like him. from Bad Santa 2
He's always been too goddamn soft. Probably because he was born early.
He's always been too goddamn soft. Probably because he was born early. from Bad Santa 2
He's Cook. I'm Davis. We're here for the orientation.
He's Cook. I'm Davis. We're here for the orientation. from Bad Santa 2
He's fucking Alice. from Bad Santa 2
He's home schooled. from Bad Santa 2
He's the fucking kid diddler, not me. I'm a hero!
He's the fucking kid diddler, not me. I'm a hero! from Bad Santa 2
He's with his little nub, going.
He's with his little nub, going. from Bad Santa 2
Hell if I know, I ain't his fucking secretary.
Hell if I know, I ain't his fucking secretary. from Bad Santa 2
Hell, I didn't even know I'd given birth until I tripped over him.
Hell, I didn't even know I'd given birth until I tripped over him. from Bad Santa 2
Here you go, lady, how about a little money?
Here you go, lady, how about a little money? from Bad Santa 2
Here, drink this. from Bad Santa 2
Here's your ID. from Bad Santa 2
Hey, Cook! from Bad Santa 2
Hey, Cook! from Bad Santa 2
Hey, Di. Is it the midget that's fully proportional?
Hey, Di. Is it the midget that's fully proportional? from Bad Santa 2
Hey, don't forget to remind people,
Hey, don't forget to remind people, from Bad Santa 2
Hey, goddamn pussy! You motherfucker!
Hey, goddamn pussy! You motherfucker! from Bad Santa 2
Hey, Greta. Could you, uh, get me a rag and a real drink, please?
Hey, Greta. Could you, uh, get me a rag and a real drink, please? from Bad Santa 2
Hey, hang on a second. She's got the money, I'm just a fucking guy!
Hey, hang on a second. She's got the money, I'm just a fucking guy! from Bad Santa 2
Hey, I'm gonna be home late again tonight.
Hey, I'm gonna be home late again tonight. from Bad Santa 2
Hey, kid, listen. from Bad Santa 2
Hey, listen, can you kind of stay up on the business end
Hey, listen, can you kind of stay up on the business end from Bad Santa 2
Hey, listen, little man, I don't speak politically correct,
Hey, listen, little man, I don't speak politically correct, from Bad Santa 2
Hey, Shaft, you ready to stick it to this chick tonight?
Hey, Shaft, you ready to stick it to this chick tonight? from Bad Santa 2
Hey, watch your language.
Hey, watch your language. from Bad Santa 2
Hey, you know why we call him "shitstick"?
Hey, you know why we call him "shitstick"? from Bad Santa 2
Hey! from Bad Santa 2
Hey! Get off of him you little shit!
Hey! Get off of him you little shit! from Bad Santa 2
Hey! Hey! Open the door! from Bad Santa 2
Hey! You get that key? from Bad Santa 2
Hey. from Bad Santa 2
Hey. from Bad Santa 2
Hey. We still good for tomorrow? The plan.
Hey. We still good for tomorrow? The plan. from Bad Santa 2
Hey. You know what? I got you a gift.
Hey. You know what? I got you a gift. from Bad Santa 2
Hmm. from Bad Santa 2
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! from Bad Santa 2
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! from Bad Santa 2
Ho, ho, ho. What's up, Santas?
Ho, ho, ho. What's up, Santas? from Bad Santa 2
Ho, ho! Come on, you got Jesus and the lambikins watching over you,
Ho, ho! Come on, you got Jesus and the lambikins watching over you, from Bad Santa 2
Hold the fucking phone. from Bad Santa 2
Horny drunk! from Bad Santa 2
How do I look? from Bad Santa 2
How we looking, Alice? from Bad Santa 2
How you doing, beautiful?
How you doing, beautiful? from Bad Santa 2
Huh? We were gonna wait at least another year.
Huh? We were gonna wait at least another year. from Bad Santa 2
Huh? Yeah. from Bad Santa 2
Hundreds are better. What?
Hundreds are better. What? from Bad Santa 2
I ain't dancing around with a bunch of candy canes and shit.
I ain't dancing around with a bunch of candy canes and shit. from Bad Santa 2
I ain't sticking around. Just give it to Opal after.
I ain't sticking around. Just give it to Opal after. from Bad Santa 2
I also found what was the closest thing I ever had to an actual girlfriend.
I also found what was the closest thing I ever had to an actual girlfriend. from Bad Santa 2
I always wanted to fuck me a Santa.
I always wanted to fuck me a Santa. from Bad Santa 2
I am all about those kids and the Christmas concert.
I am all about those kids and the Christmas concert. from Bad Santa 2
I am going to have to ask you to watch your language
I am going to have to ask you to watch your language from Bad Santa 2
I am not that kind of person. I get wild.
I am not that kind of person. I get wild. from Bad Santa 2
I am strictly first class.
I am strictly first class. from Bad Santa 2
I bet that pussy got lips like an orangutan.
I bet that pussy got lips like an orangutan. from Bad Santa 2
I bet you got no idea how beautiful you really are.
I bet you got no idea how beautiful you really are. from Bad Santa 2
I can't, sir. It still has eight minutes to reboot.
I can't, sir. It still has eight minutes to reboot. from Bad Santa 2
I caught a fucking midget murdering fucking armed robber.
I caught a fucking midget murdering fucking armed robber. from Bad Santa 2
I cleaned your apartment, Willie. And I fed your insects.
I cleaned your apartment, Willie. And I fed your insects. from Bad Santa 2
I did it once, but it felt weird.
I did it once, but it felt weird. from Bad Santa 2
I didn't exactly have to talk her into it. She was wetter than Lake Michigan.
I didn't exactly have to talk her into it. She was wetter than Lake Michigan. from Bad Santa 2
I don't even know what fucking year it is, kid.
I don't even know what fucking year it is, kid. from Bad Santa 2
I don't go in for all the sappy shit.
I don't go in for all the sappy shit. from Bad Santa 2
I don't know about that. from Bad Santa 2
I don't know. from Bad Santa 2
I don't know. from Bad Santa 2
I don't know. I think I've got some idea.
I don't know. I think I've got some idea. from Bad Santa 2
I don't mean to be indiscreet, but I do pretty well.
I don't mean to be indiscreet, but I do pretty well. from Bad Santa 2
I don't think I like it here, Willie.
I don't think I like it here, Willie. from Bad Santa 2
I found out the hard way once when I messed with my own kind.
I found out the hard way once when I messed with my own kind. from Bad Santa 2
I fucking read you wrong. I was just...
I fucking read you wrong. I was just... from Bad Santa 2
I got a whole Instagram of that shit of me tea bagging you.
I got a whole Instagram of that shit of me tea bagging you. from Bad Santa 2
I got an associate out there who has got this thing all lined up.
I got an associate out there who has got this thing all lined up. from Bad Santa 2
I got chicken feet in the fridge.
I got chicken feet in the fridge. from Bad Santa 2
I gotta see who the dingleberry gives his last rose to,
I gotta see who the dingleberry gives his last rose to, from Bad Santa 2
I guess the abortion didn't take.
I guess the abortion didn't take. from Bad Santa 2
I guess there is a God. from Bad Santa 2
I hate him more than anything in the goddamn world! Except her.
I hate him more than anything in the goddamn world! Except her. from Bad Santa 2
I hate your guts, motherfucker. But business is business.
I hate your guts, motherfucker. But business is business. from Bad Santa 2
I have no idea what that shit is.
I have no idea what that shit is. from Bad Santa 2
I just don't want you hacking up your lung in my drink, okay?
I just don't want you hacking up your lung in my drink, okay? from Bad Santa 2
I just thought it might be fun to spend Christmas with the only family I got left.
I just thought it might be fun to spend Christmas with the only family I got left. from Bad Santa 2
I just wanted to invite you to the Christmas concert tomorrow, Willie.
I just wanted to invite you to the Christmas concert tomorrow, Willie. from Bad Santa 2
I knew I should've left, second I saw your miserable fucking face.
I knew I should've left, second I saw your miserable fucking face. from Bad Santa 2
I knew you couldn't stay away. You always were your mama's boy.
I knew you couldn't stay away. You always were your mama's boy. from Bad Santa 2
I know we left on bad terms.
I know we left on bad terms. from Bad Santa 2
I know you're busy, but it's only for an hour and all the parents are coming.
I know you're busy, but it's only for an hour and all the parents are coming. from Bad Santa 2
I lay them on your forehead and take a picture of it.
I lay them on your forehead and take a picture of it. from Bad Santa 2
I mean, a guy breaks into your house, eats your food
I mean, a guy breaks into your house, eats your food from Bad Santa 2
I mean, give a broke dick motherfucker a chance, will you?
I mean, give a broke dick motherfucker a chance, will you? from Bad Santa 2
I mean, he's just steamed a little bit. He'll be fine.
I mean, he's just steamed a little bit. He'll be fine. from Bad Santa 2
I mean, the one time your son of a bitch father
I mean, the one time your son of a bitch father from Bad Santa 2
I mean, you're the one that brought that little shit in.
I mean, you're the one that brought that little shit in. from Bad Santa 2
I need a refill. from Bad Santa 2
I need full dossier on a Randall Cook.
I need full dossier on a Randall Cook. from Bad Santa 2
I need some air. from Bad Santa 2
I never sucked jizz out of nobody's ass. I mean, with a straw.
I never sucked jizz out of nobody's ass. I mean, with a straw. from Bad Santa 2
I never would've gotten pregnant with you.
I never would've gotten pregnant with you. from Bad Santa 2
I rooted out a pervert. from Bad Santa 2
I said I fucking handled it. What are you, deaf?
I said I fucking handled it. What are you, deaf? from Bad Santa 2
I said I was sorry. You gotta let that shit go, Willie!
I said I was sorry. You gotta let that shit go, Willie! from Bad Santa 2
I said I'd get it done by somebody else.
I said I'd get it done by somebody else. from Bad Santa 2
I said I'm fucking busy! from Bad Santa 2
I sure did. In my late 20's.
I sure did. In my late 20's. from Bad Santa 2
I swear to God, a fucking electric oven.
I swear to God, a fucking electric oven. from Bad Santa 2
I taught this muskrat everything he knows.
I taught this muskrat everything he knows. from Bad Santa 2
I think I'm gonna go upstairs and watch It's a Wonderful Life
I think I'm gonna go upstairs and watch It's a Wonderful Life from Bad Santa 2
I thought it would be a bonus. And I just wanna remind you of something.
I thought it would be a bonus. And I just wanna remind you of something. from Bad Santa 2
I thought the midget was doing it.
I thought the midget was doing it. from Bad Santa 2
I thought you were all done with the gooks.
I thought you were all done with the gooks. from Bad Santa 2
I traveled all the way across the country to rob a goddamn charity?
I traveled all the way across the country to rob a goddamn charity? from Bad Santa 2
I tried seducing the girl myself but she's strictly dickly.
I tried seducing the girl myself but she's strictly dickly. from Bad Santa 2
I used to chew and feed you caramels, just like a mama bird does.
I used to chew and feed you caramels, just like a mama bird does. from Bad Santa 2
I wanna know who he is. from Bad Santa 2
I want Minecraft, Halo 5 Guardians, Rise of the Tomb Raider,
I want Minecraft, Halo 5 Guardians, Rise of the Tomb Raider, from Bad Santa 2
I wanted to surprise you for Christmas.
I wanted to surprise you for Christmas. from Bad Santa 2
I was born in the Pulaski County Juvenile Detention Center in Little Rock, Arkansas.
I was born in the Pulaski County Juvenile Detention Center in Little Rock, Arkansas. from Bad Santa 2
I was just telling your mom how you're a hero.
I was just telling your mom how you're a hero. from Bad Santa 2
I wasn't the worthless piece of shit everybody else thinks I am.
I wasn't the worthless piece of shit everybody else thinks I am. from Bad Santa 2
I what? from Bad Santa 2
I, I can't. I can't come.
I, I can't. I can't come. from Bad Santa 2
I'd chew and chew and chew till they were all milky.
I'd chew and chew and chew till they were all milky. from Bad Santa 2
I'd like to call to the stage now
I'd like to call to the stage now from Bad Santa 2
I'd like to get you in that back seat there.
I'd like to get you in that back seat there. from Bad Santa 2
I'd rather them have it than your sorry ass.
I'd rather them have it than your sorry ass. from Bad Santa 2
I'll be smoking like an old Buick, all right?
I'll be smoking like an old Buick, all right? from Bad Santa 2
I'll break it down, all right.
I'll break it down, all right. from Bad Santa 2
I'll look for you and I'll wave like this. Okay?
I'll look for you and I'll wave like this. Okay? from Bad Santa 2
I'll make sure she knows you got the hots for her.
I'll make sure she knows you got the hots for her. from Bad Santa 2
I'll see if I can find you a cat somewhere.
I'll see if I can find you a cat somewhere. from Bad Santa 2
I'll tell you why I care. Because the world's a fucking shit hole.
I'll tell you why I care. Because the world's a fucking shit hole. from Bad Santa 2
I'll up your commission to five percent.
I'll up your commission to five percent. from Bad Santa 2
I'm 21 . Officially a man.
I'm 21 . Officially a man. from Bad Santa 2
I'm a goddamn hero. from Bad Santa 2
I'm a good girl, Mr. Cook, but sometimes I need to be bad.
I'm a good girl, Mr. Cook, but sometimes I need to be bad. from Bad Santa 2
I'm a soprano. My friend Ronnie says I sound like Mariah Carey.
I'm a soprano. My friend Ronnie says I sound like Mariah Carey. from Bad Santa 2
I'm Davis, you're Cook. End of fucking story.
I'm Davis, you're Cook. End of fucking story. from Bad Santa 2
I'm fine. from Bad Santa 2
I'm glad I tea bagged your drunk ass, you fucking piece of shit motherfucker!
I'm glad I tea bagged your drunk ass, you fucking piece of shit motherfucker! from Bad Santa 2
I'm gonna live like a king this time.
I'm gonna live like a king this time. from Bad Santa 2
I'm gonna need a hand getting into position.
I'm gonna need a hand getting into position. from Bad Santa 2
I'm gonna remind you to fuck yourself.
I'm gonna remind you to fuck yourself. from Bad Santa 2
I'm gonna spend my whole day with a bunch of damn kids on my lap?
I'm gonna spend my whole day with a bunch of damn kids on my lap? from Bad Santa 2
I'm in Chicago, but I can't find you anywhere.
I'm in Chicago, but I can't find you anywhere. from Bad Santa 2
I'm in fucking Chicago, kid.
I'm in fucking Chicago, kid. from Bad Santa 2
I'm in this for the dough, period. You get me?
I'm in this for the dough, period. You get me? from Bad Santa 2
I'm just tired of that fucking coughing.
I'm just tired of that fucking coughing. from Bad Santa 2
I'm not missing The Bachelor finale.
I'm not missing The Bachelor finale. from Bad Santa 2
I'm saying, do you think she knows that her fucking husband
I'm saying, do you think she knows that her fucking husband from Bad Santa 2
I'm singing in the choir.
I'm singing in the choir. from Bad Santa 2
I'm sorry, what? from Bad Santa 2
I'm sorry. I was under the impression that was the correct nomenclature.
I'm sorry. I was under the impression that was the correct nomenclature. from Bad Santa 2
I'm supposed to be a Santa.
I'm supposed to be a Santa. from Bad Santa 2
I'm talking about addiction, Mr. Cook.
I'm talking about addiction, Mr. Cook. from Bad Santa 2
I'm talking Chrysler 300, factory direct, fully loaded.
I'm talking Chrysler 300, factory direct, fully loaded. from Bad Santa 2
I'm talking microphones, cameras, everything.
I'm talking microphones, cameras, everything. from Bad Santa 2
I'm talking two mil here.
I'm talking two mil here. from Bad Santa 2
I'm telling you, if it had a butt, he'd try to fuck it.
I'm telling you, if it had a butt, he'd try to fuck it. from Bad Santa 2
I'm the one that's been in prison for ten years.
I'm the one that's been in prison for ten years. from Bad Santa 2
I'm warning you. from Bad Santa 2
I'm working on it, okay? from Bad Santa 2
I've been chasing your ass off ever since I fucking met you.
I've been chasing your ass off ever since I fucking met you. from Bad Santa 2
I've been dealing with the kid, all right?
I've been dealing with the kid, all right? from Bad Santa 2
I've gotta get this stuff to the auditorium.
I've gotta get this stuff to the auditorium. from Bad Santa 2
If I cut ties with every numbnut who tried to shoot me,
If I cut ties with every numbnut who tried to shoot me, from Bad Santa 2
If they couldn't cram your three foot ass in there.
If they couldn't cram your three foot ass in there. from Bad Santa 2
If they don't have cash, they can always text in their donation.
If they don't have cash, they can always text in their donation. from Bad Santa 2
If you gotta take a shit just stand over it, couple of feet away,
If you gotta take a shit just stand over it, couple of feet away, from Bad Santa 2
In the cowboy movies, they say that's not even fair.
In the cowboy movies, they say that's not even fair. from Bad Santa 2
Including me. from Bad Santa 2
Is he always this fucking useless?
Is he always this fucking useless? from Bad Santa 2
Is ripping off the goddamn charity?
Is ripping off the goddamn charity? from Bad Santa 2
Is the oven on? Are you making Hot Pockets?
Is the oven on? Are you making Hot Pockets? from Bad Santa 2
Isn't that kind of like the pot calling the other cot a fuck kettle,
Isn't that kind of like the pot calling the other cot a fuck kettle, from Bad Santa 2
It ain't, so don't eat it. That's the bulls eye.
It ain't, so don't eat it. That's the bulls eye. from Bad Santa 2
It was a one time thing. That never happened.
It was a one time thing. That never happened. from Bad Santa 2
It was always supposed to be this way, William.
It was always supposed to be this way, William. from Bad Santa 2
It was probably making you forget all the fun you had.
It was probably making you forget all the fun you had. from Bad Santa 2
It's a heavy deal for me. Pretty damn heavy.
It's a heavy deal for me. Pretty damn heavy. from Bad Santa 2
It's a part of my release from the joint. I've been there 3 months.
It's a part of my release from the joint. I've been there 3 months. from Bad Santa 2
It's Christmas. A time for forgiveness. For family.
It's Christmas. A time for forgiveness. For family. from Bad Santa 2
It's dirty. from Bad Santa 2
It's gonna be the easiest 20 bucks you ever made.
It's gonna be the easiest 20 bucks you ever made. from Bad Santa 2
It's got a lot of paper trash in it,
It's got a lot of paper trash in it, from Bad Santa 2
It's just a semi. Don't get all bent out of shape.
It's just a semi. Don't get all bent out of shape. from Bad Santa 2
It's loaded now. You're good to go.
It's loaded now. You're good to go. from Bad Santa 2
It's my birthday. from Bad Santa 2
It's okay to like what you see. I like what I see.
It's okay to like what you see. I like what I see. from Bad Santa 2
It's pretty, pretty fucking dirty, I guess.
It's pretty, pretty fucking dirty, I guess. from Bad Santa 2
It's raining money! from Bad Santa 2
It's when you play with your wiener and think about your mother.
It's when you play with your wiener and think about your mother. from Bad Santa 2
Jesus, I already need a fucking drink.
Jesus, I already need a fucking drink. from Bad Santa 2
Just a sign of a weak liver.
Just a sign of a weak liver. from Bad Santa 2
Just did a little digging, a little Googling,
Just did a little digging, a little Googling, from Bad Santa 2
Just fucking pull over, okay?
Just fucking pull over, okay? from Bad Santa 2
Just get off of him. Hey!
Just get off of him. Hey! from Bad Santa 2
Just hurry your ass! from Bad Santa 2
Just think of the damage we could do. Just the two of us. All the time.
Just think of the damage we could do. Just the two of us. All the time. from Bad Santa 2
Just to have me to go to shit ass Mexico with you?
Just to have me to go to shit ass Mexico with you? from Bad Santa 2
Keep it down. from Bad Santa 2
Keep poking it in there till he spits up.
Keep poking it in there till he spits up. from Bad Santa 2
Keep the world from becoming some n**** Land of Oz.
Keep the world from becoming some n**** Land of Oz. from Bad Santa 2
Kicked him out of the hotel and the ejaculate conception
Kicked him out of the hotel and the ejaculate conception from Bad Santa 2
Kid, get over here and take your pants off.
Kid, get over here and take your pants off. from Bad Santa 2
Kid, how'd you get my number?
Kid, how'd you get my number? from Bad Santa 2
Let go of the bag, William. Let go of the bag.
Let go of the bag, William. Let go of the bag. from Bad Santa 2
Let us through right now. We're chasing a suspect.
Let us through right now. We're chasing a suspect. from Bad Santa 2
Let's do this. from Bad Santa 2
Let's go. from Bad Santa 2
Let's just say my whole life
Let's just say my whole life from Bad Santa 2
Life sucks a big, giant dick, kid.
Life sucks a big, giant dick, kid. from Bad Santa 2
Like a piece of ass who didn't look me in the eye
Like a piece of ass who didn't look me in the eye from Bad Santa 2
Like sex? Or booze? from Bad Santa 2
Like that will fucking stop me? Rigor mortis just make the pussy tighter.
Like that will fucking stop me? Rigor mortis just make the pussy tighter. from Bad Santa 2
Listen kid, seriously. You're all grown up and shit now, okay?
Listen kid, seriously. You're all grown up and shit now, okay? from Bad Santa 2
Listen, I'll tell you what,
Listen, I'll tell you what, from Bad Santa 2
Lockdown level ten. from Bad Santa 2
Look at all the Santas! I really get to stay here?
Look at all the Santas! I really get to stay here? from Bad Santa 2
Look at that. from Bad Santa 2
Look at this, this is not so bad. Look, you got bunk beds.
Look at this, this is not so bad. Look, you got bunk beds. from Bad Santa 2
Look at those cheeks! from Bad Santa 2
Look, I, I put up with a lot of shit from kids...
Look, I, I put up with a lot of shit from kids... from Bad Santa 2
Look, I'm not gonna pretend I was a perfect mother.
Look, I'm not gonna pretend I was a perfect mother. from Bad Santa 2
Look, I'm trying to make up for lost time here.
Look, I'm trying to make up for lost time here. from Bad Santa 2
Look, Ronald, I'm just gonna cut to the chase here.
Look, Ronald, I'm just gonna cut to the chase here. from Bad Santa 2
Look, when you were a baby,
Look, when you were a baby, from Bad Santa 2
Lucky for you, Giving City has a high standing in the community,
Lucky for you, Giving City has a high standing in the community, from Bad Santa 2
Lying little fuck. from Bad Santa 2
Make it ten, and I'll let you do that thing with my shoe.
Make it ten, and I'll let you do that thing with my shoe. from Bad Santa 2
Make yourselves at home. Bedroom's mine.
Make yourselves at home. Bedroom's mine. from Bad Santa 2
Marcus couldn't fuck his way out of a wet paper bag.
Marcus couldn't fuck his way out of a wet paper bag. from Bad Santa 2
Matter of fact, I think she roofied me.
Matter of fact, I think she roofied me. from Bad Santa 2
Maybe I don't blame you. But things change at the end of the road.
Maybe I don't blame you. But things change at the end of the road. from Bad Santa 2
Maybe if you put your thumb up my ass?
Maybe if you put your thumb up my ass? from Bad Santa 2
Maybe next time, you'll feel comfortable speaking.
Maybe next time, you'll feel comfortable speaking. from Bad Santa 2
Maybe we should take this upstairs.
Maybe we should take this upstairs. from Bad Santa 2
Maybe you can just talk to me if that's easier.
Maybe you can just talk to me if that's easier. from Bad Santa 2
Maybe you're not as smart as you think you are.
Maybe you're not as smart as you think you are. from Bad Santa 2
Meantime, we wear the suit, hit the pavement,
Meantime, we wear the suit, hit the pavement, from Bad Santa 2
Meeting started ten minutes ago.
Meeting started ten minutes ago. from Bad Santa 2
Merry fucking Christmas. from Bad Santa 2
Merry fucking Christmas. from Bad Santa 2
Mind giving me a hand over here?
Mind giving me a hand over here? from Bad Santa 2
Mind if join you? from Bad Santa 2
Mmm. from Bad Santa 2
Mmm. from Bad Santa 2
Money! from Bad Santa 2
Motherfuckers! from Bad Santa 2
My first shot at a good piece of ass after nearly ten years
My first shot at a good piece of ass after nearly ten years from Bad Santa 2
My mom's in Jesus' house with Mary and Joseph and the talking walnut.
My mom's in Jesus' house with Mary and Joseph and the talking walnut. from Bad Santa 2
N ice job on the safe, though. Yeah, I'm real proud of you.
N ice job on the safe, though. Yeah, I'm real proud of you. from Bad Santa 2
Never mind. What the fuck are you doing?
Never mind. What the fuck are you doing? from Bad Santa 2
No sweat. from Bad Santa 2
No way these assholes have 2 million bucks.
No way these assholes have 2 million bucks. from Bad Santa 2
No, come on. You remember.
No, come on. You remember. from Bad Santa 2
No, I don't do that. from Bad Santa 2
No, I don't need no fucking hug from Santa.
No, I don't need no fucking hug from Santa. from Bad Santa 2
No, I mean hurry up and cum. I can hear someone.
No, I mean hurry up and cum. I can hear someone. from Bad Santa 2
No, I suppose they don't.
No, I suppose they don't. from Bad Santa 2
No, I think Diane hired someone to spy on me.
No, I think Diane hired someone to spy on me. from Bad Santa 2
No, I think I'll hang on to it.
No, I think I'll hang on to it. from Bad Santa 2
No, I waited for you. from Bad Santa 2
No, I'm not anything like you.
No, I'm not anything like you. from Bad Santa 2
No, I'm wondering why they were together.
No, I'm wondering why they were together. from Bad Santa 2
No, seriously. I did get you a gift.
No, seriously. I did get you a gift. from Bad Santa 2
No, shitstick. I brought you in. You're the safe cracker.
No, shitstick. I brought you in. You're the safe cracker. from Bad Santa 2
No! from Bad Santa 2
No! from Bad Santa 2
No! Fuck no! from Bad Santa 2
No! Your height has nothing to do with it. I don't even see height.
No! Your height has nothing to do with it. I don't even see height. from Bad Santa 2
No. from Bad Santa 2
No. I need a Santa suit. This is an elf suit.
No. I need a Santa suit. This is an elf suit. from Bad Santa 2
No. No, I don't. from Bad Santa 2
No. The Hungry Hoagies people tested me. I'm top of the spectrum.
No. The Hungry Hoagies people tested me. I'm top of the spectrum. from Bad Santa 2
Not a chance. Nah, this chassis' built to last.
Not a chance. Nah, this chassis' built to last. from Bad Santa 2
Not a man or a woman or an animal or anything.
Not a man or a woman or an animal or anything. from Bad Santa 2
Not everyone. Just you. from Bad Santa 2
Not my dad, other people's dads. They're the best.
Not my dad, other people's dads. They're the best. from Bad Santa 2
Not so big now, are you? from Bad Santa 2
Not that I would know. from Bad Santa 2
Not working with that poison bitch. Never again.
Not working with that poison bitch. Never again. from Bad Santa 2
Nothing and no one is getting in the way of me spreading my joy!
Nothing and no one is getting in the way of me spreading my joy! from Bad Santa 2
Nothing but an old address somewhere outside Albany.
Nothing but an old address somewhere outside Albany. from Bad Santa 2
Now get your filthy ass in the car.
Now get your filthy ass in the car. from Bad Santa 2
Now if you think you can handle that,
Now if you think you can handle that, from Bad Santa 2
Now listen, don't be sitting on any toilet seats.
Now listen, don't be sitting on any toilet seats. from Bad Santa 2
Now please join me in welcoming the Giving City Children's Choir.
Now please join me in welcoming the Giving City Children's Choir. from Bad Santa 2
Now step the fuck back! from Bad Santa 2
Now we're gonna get this party started with an old favorite.
Now we're gonna get this party started with an old favorite. from Bad Santa 2
Now where's your fucking midget? It's getting late.
Now where's your fucking midget? It's getting late. from Bad Santa 2
Now you're asking the right questions, shitstick.
Now you're asking the right questions, shitstick. from Bad Santa 2
Now, hang on a second. You're firing me?
Now, hang on a second. You're firing me? from Bad Santa 2
Now, I'm dating again, and I'm ready to find The One.
Now, I'm dating again, and I'm ready to find The One. from Bad Santa 2
Now, if you're six foot five and they called you tripod,
Now, if you're six foot five and they called you tripod, from Bad Santa 2
Now, listen, here's how it works.
Now, listen, here's how it works. from Bad Santa 2
Now, see? Who the fuck does he think he is talking to you that way?
Now, see? Who the fuck does he think he is talking to you that way? from Bad Santa 2
Now, you stand behind her and drop your rig.
Now, you stand behind her and drop your rig. from Bad Santa 2
Of course you may have to make the first move,
Of course you may have to make the first move, from Bad Santa 2
Of course, it's harder for the girl because she's gotta get off
Of course, it's harder for the girl because she's gotta get off from Bad Santa 2
Of course. I'll be right back.
Of course. I'll be right back. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, baby! from Bad Santa 2
Oh, Christ. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, f... from Bad Santa 2
Oh, Gina! from Bad Santa 2
Oh, God! Oh, make Mama cum.
Oh, God! Oh, make Mama cum. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, here he comes. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, hey! from Bad Santa 2
Oh, how could I have forgotten?
Oh, how could I have forgotten? from Bad Santa 2
Oh, is that you? I thought it was me.
Oh, is that you? I thought it was me. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, jeez, I'm sorry. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, Jesus. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, my God! from Bad Santa 2
Oh, my God! That feels amazing! Holy shit!
Oh, my God! That feels amazing! Holy shit! from Bad Santa 2
Oh, oh, yes! Oh, oh, yes! Yes, oh, come get there.
Oh, oh, yes! Oh, oh, yes! Yes, oh, come get there. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, shit! from Bad Santa 2
Oh, sorry about the confusion. That's all we have in your size.
Oh, sorry about the confusion. That's all we have in your size. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, wait, wait. That's not my... H uh.
Oh, wait, wait. That's not my... H uh. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, well, don't lose your focus. We still need that key.
Oh, well, don't lose your focus. We still need that key. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, well, if we're being honest, I don't like being lied to.
Oh, well, if we're being honest, I don't like being lied to. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, yeah, she's something. I'm sure they only made one of her.
Oh, yeah, she's something. I'm sure they only made one of her. from Bad Santa 2
Oh, yeah! from Bad Santa 2
Oh, yeah? Well, joke's on you because my wife died six months ago. Boom!
Oh, yeah? Well, joke's on you because my wife died six months ago. Boom! from Bad Santa 2
Oh, yeah. Don't worry. I'll find you. But, hey, do Santy a favor, will you?
Oh, yeah. Don't worry. I'll find you. But, hey, do Santy a favor, will you? from Bad Santa 2
Oh, yeah. Who's got the pussy lips now, motherfucker?
Oh, yeah. Who's got the pussy lips now, motherfucker? from Bad Santa 2
Oh, yes! from Bad Santa 2
Oh, yes. I have it right here.
Oh, yes. I have it right here. from Bad Santa 2
Oh! from Bad Santa 2
Oh! from Bad Santa 2
Oh! Fuck me! from Bad Santa 2
Oh! What the fuck is tha... Oh, shit! No!
Oh! What the fuck is tha... Oh, shit! No! from Bad Santa 2
Oh. from Bad Santa 2
Oh. from Bad Santa 2
Oh. Where's Cook? from Bad Santa 2
Okay, call Detective O'Neill at Precinct 12.
Okay, call Detective O'Neill at Precinct 12. from Bad Santa 2
Okay, feed the kids. Come on. Give it up.
Okay, feed the kids. Come on. Give it up. from Bad Santa 2
Okay, go, go, go, go, go!
Okay, go, go, go, go, go! from Bad Santa 2
Okay, I'll go. But this package came to my house for you, Willie.
Okay, I'll go. But this package came to my house for you, Willie. from Bad Santa 2
Okay, if you want me in on this, it's you and me against her.
Okay, if you want me in on this, it's you and me against her. from Bad Santa 2
Okay, just wait right here. Keep it running.
Okay, just wait right here. Keep it running. from Bad Santa 2
Okay, shitstick, just give me back the money for the train ticket,
Okay, shitstick, just give me back the money for the train ticket, from Bad Santa 2
Okay, so here's how it's gonna go down. He's already asked me where his cherry is.
Okay, so here's how it's gonna go down. He's already asked me where his cherry is. from Bad Santa 2
Okay, you wanna share half of your take with him?
Okay, you wanna share half of your take with him? from Bad Santa 2
Okay. from Bad Santa 2
Okay. from Bad Santa 2
Okay. from Bad Santa 2
Okay. Fine. from Bad Santa 2
Okay. I'll only call if it's an emergency.
Okay. I'll only call if it's an emergency. from Bad Santa 2
One fucking thing I get to enjoy and you shit on that too.
One fucking thing I get to enjoy and you shit on that too. from Bad Santa 2
One time, I ate too much turkey bacon, I didn't poop for two weeks.
One time, I ate too much turkey bacon, I didn't poop for two weeks. from Bad Santa 2
Ooh, no teeth. That's hot.
Ooh, no teeth. That's hot. from Bad Santa 2
Oops! from Bad Santa 2
Or a good drunk when I didn't choke on my own vomit.
Or a good drunk when I didn't choke on my own vomit. from Bad Santa 2
Or did you get carpal tunnel from jacking off?
Or did you get carpal tunnel from jacking off? from Bad Santa 2
Or else I'll get her done.
Or else I'll get her done. from Bad Santa 2
Or I won't let it hit me in the ass. Whatever the fuck it is.
Or I won't let it hit me in the ass. Whatever the fuck it is. from Bad Santa 2
Or wanna show me pictures of her fucking vacation.
Or wanna show me pictures of her fucking vacation. from Bad Santa 2
Or you could do your dumb ass self a favor, at least hear me out before you quit.
Or you could do your dumb ass self a favor, at least hear me out before you quit. from Bad Santa 2
Otherwise, leave me the fuck alone, okay?
Otherwise, leave me the fuck alone, okay? from Bad Santa 2
Ow! from Bad Santa 2
Ow! Bottles! Recycle that shit!
Ow! Bottles! Recycle that shit! from Bad Santa 2
Ow! Goddamn, kid! Fuck! from Bad Santa 2
People ask me if I miss my old teeth.
People ask me if I miss my old teeth. from Bad Santa 2
Perfect amount for my cut.
Perfect amount for my cut. from Bad Santa 2
Please don't make me picture that. I'm on it.
Please don't make me picture that. I'm on it. from Bad Santa 2
Please say hello to Thurman Merman. Thurman?
Please say hello to Thurman Merman. Thurman? from Bad Santa 2
Probably take me about three minutes. Three and a half tops.
Probably take me about three minutes. Three and a half tops. from Bad Santa 2
Project X Zone Two, Assassin's Creed Chronicles Trilogy, As...
Project X Zone Two, Assassin's Creed Chronicles Trilogy, As... from Bad Santa 2
Put that shit away. from Bad Santa 2
Randall sounds Irish. I want something whiter.
Randall sounds Irish. I want something whiter. from Bad Santa 2
Really? That's funny, I don't see your fucking name on it anywhere.
Really? That's funny, I don't see your fucking name on it anywhere. from Bad Santa 2
Recon. Good. We'll go tonight.
Recon. Good. We'll go tonight. from Bad Santa 2
Refined taste... from Bad Santa 2
Regent and I haven't had sex in over a decade.
Regent and I haven't had sex in over a decade. from Bad Santa 2
Regent Hastings. from Bad Santa 2
Regent likes to focus on the business, but I'm like you.
Regent likes to focus on the business, but I'm like you. from Bad Santa 2
Ronald Davis. I was told you have a suit to fit me.
Ronald Davis. I was told you have a suit to fit me. from Bad Santa 2
Room 523. from Bad Santa 2
Same day as the President's Day sale at Blue Mesa Toyota and Scion
Same day as the President's Day sale at Blue Mesa Toyota and Scion from Bad Santa 2
See that? I told you. I knew he didn't have it in him.
See that? I told you. I knew he didn't have it in him. from Bad Santa 2
See you later. from Bad Santa 2
See you, babe. from Bad Santa 2
See you. from Bad Santa 2
See, that's what I thought.
See, that's what I thought. from Bad Santa 2
Seriously, you need to give my bike back. Now.
Seriously, you need to give my bike back. Now. from Bad Santa 2
Seventh. from Bad Santa 2
She and her husband run the joint.
She and her husband run the joint. from Bad Santa 2
She don't get a fucking nickel of what's in that safe. Get me?
She don't get a fucking nickel of what's in that safe. Get me? from Bad Santa 2
She was about 150 fucking years old, anyway.
She was about 150 fucking years old, anyway. from Bad Santa 2
She'll have one, so don't worry about that.
She'll have one, so don't worry about that. from Bad Santa 2
She's gonna pull her rig off. And she's gonna get on all fours.
She's gonna pull her rig off. And she's gonna get on all fours. from Bad Santa 2
She's got a gun! from Bad Santa 2
She's in heaven with God, you know. Watching me.
She's in heaven with God, you know. Watching me. from Bad Santa 2
She's so sweet. I wish I had a hundred volunteers like her.
She's so sweet. I wish I had a hundred volunteers like her. from Bad Santa 2
Shit! from Bad Santa 2
Shitstick! Let's go! I got a side gig, just the two of us.
Shitstick! Let's go! I got a side gig, just the two of us. from Bad Santa 2
Shitstick! What's it been? Fifteen years? Twen...
Shitstick! What's it been? Fifteen years? Twen... from Bad Santa 2
Shouldn't be a problem for you. You got it?
Shouldn't be a problem for you. You got it? from Bad Santa 2
Show these boys to the line up. They're late.
Show these boys to the line up. They're late. from Bad Santa 2
Shut the fuck up! Early release. Overcrowding.
Shut the fuck up! Early release. Overcrowding. from Bad Santa 2
Shut the fuck up. from Bad Santa 2
Shut the hell up! Just break it down for him, Sunny.
Shut the hell up! Just break it down for him, Sunny. from Bad Santa 2
Shut up. from Bad Santa 2
Sir? This way, please. from Bad Santa 2
Sixty. from Bad Santa 2
So can you come? And then maybe after we can go to SantaCon or...
So can you come? And then maybe after we can go to SantaCon or... from Bad Santa 2
So how long is the kid staying here?
So how long is the kid staying here? from Bad Santa 2
So I help field incoming calls for the Santa appearances
So I help field incoming calls for the Santa appearances from Bad Santa 2
So I think it should be a light landing for both of you. Okay?
So I think it should be a light landing for both of you. Okay? from Bad Santa 2
So I'm gonna need you on the safe.
So I'm gonna need you on the safe. from Bad Santa 2
So if a happy ending is staring at you right in the fucking face,
So if a happy ending is staring at you right in the fucking face, from Bad Santa 2
So if you can't bring your A game, don't even try.
So if you can't bring your A game, don't even try. from Bad Santa 2
So if you got a problem with that, you take it up with the Lollipop Guild.
So if you got a problem with that, you take it up with the Lollipop Guild. from Bad Santa 2
So like I was saying, finish filling out these forms
So like I was saying, finish filling out these forms from Bad Santa 2
So maybe there is no such thing as a Christmas miracle, or whatever.
So maybe there is no such thing as a Christmas miracle, or whatever. from Bad Santa 2
So they made me a full time sandwich consultant.
So they made me a full time sandwich consultant. from Bad Santa 2
So we're perfect for each other.
So we're perfect for each other. from Bad Santa 2
So while the kids and volunteers are all singing,
So while the kids and volunteers are all singing, from Bad Santa 2
So you could tell him to put his dick in your purse
So you could tell him to put his dick in your purse from Bad Santa 2
So you haven't done it with anybody yet.
So you haven't done it with anybody yet. from Bad Santa 2
So you see, happy endings are bullshit.
So you see, happy endings are bullshit. from Bad Santa 2
So you won't get charged.
So you won't get charged. from Bad Santa 2
So you're not coming back for Christmas?
So you're not coming back for Christmas? from Bad Santa 2
So, while you're playing Santa, I'm gonna clean these buggers out.
So, while you're playing Santa, I'm gonna clean these buggers out. from Bad Santa 2
So... from Bad Santa 2
Some other whole thing starts that sucks ass.
Some other whole thing starts that sucks ass. from Bad Santa 2
Some pity case on account of you're a genetic defect?
Some pity case on account of you're a genetic defect? from Bad Santa 2
Son, this bus goes to the Arrowhead Premium Outlets.
Son, this bus goes to the Arrowhead Premium Outlets. from Bad Santa 2
Sorry, Santa. I had to go.
Sorry, Santa. I had to go. from Bad Santa 2
Sounds like a happy ending, don't it?
Sounds like a happy ending, don't it? from Bad Santa 2
Stand clear. from Bad Santa 2
Step right up. Don't be shy.
Step right up. Don't be shy. from Bad Santa 2
Sure, he was a mouth breathing, snot dripping 8 year old
Sure, he was a mouth breathing, snot dripping 8 year old from Bad Santa 2
Sweet Jesus, you made it!
Sweet Jesus, you made it! from Bad Santa 2
Sweetheart, I'm not sure you could handle my A game.
Sweetheart, I'm not sure you could handle my A game. from Bad Santa 2
Take aim and blow it in there.
Take aim and blow it in there. from Bad Santa 2
Thank you for helping us out again.
Thank you for helping us out again. from Bad Santa 2
Thank you for that, Jason.
Thank you for that, Jason. from Bad Santa 2
Thank you. from Bad Santa 2
Thanks, Sunny. from Bad Santa 2
That asshole Regent ended up getting busted
That asshole Regent ended up getting busted from Bad Santa 2
That big bitch is mine. from Bad Santa 2
That guy never rocked a clit in his life.
That guy never rocked a clit in his life. from Bad Santa 2
That her husband's fooling around with the help?
That her husband's fooling around with the help? from Bad Santa 2
That I guess he forgot to pay for it.
That I guess he forgot to pay for it. from Bad Santa 2