💬 Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

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A caring, loving member of this extended family

A Japanese import slammed into us on I 90, Arbie.

A man just died in there!

A man support you in the emotional way,

A man to complete you. A

A man to drive you. A man to inspire you.

A man to love and to respect you.

A stupid, smelly, jerk face who has no respect for other people's feelings

Aaa Mmm.

Aaa!

Aaa! Wha!

Aaaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah! Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah! It must be the beer talkin' Yeah! Yeah.

Aaah! What? Wendy?

Aaah! ( SPLASH )

Aaah! Ah, ah, Aaah! Aaah!

Aaah! Arbie!

Aaah! No!

Aaah! Oh my balls!

Aaah! Ow!

Aaah! Waah! Aaah!...

Aaahh!

Aaaw wo wo aah!

Aah! Aaah!

Aaugh!

Absolutely! Heck, no one's been out here

Ach! God! Gross! I need a napkin.

Ach! Phwee!

Achhh Oh!

Actually Arbie, he's a grinder.

After all, how else could I get a name for myself?

After all, isn't Mecca over there?

After they graduate,

Ah dude, look at those girls making out in protest over there!

Ah ew!

Ah one, and ah two, and ah three!

Ah Uuu!

Ah, Dicky! Humus!

Ah, ha, haah!

Ah, hell, Arbie, that wasn't a scream,

Ah, hush now, sweet Wendy. I forgive you!

Ah, Jacob Marinsky co discovered promethium, element 61,

Ah, mmm hmmm hmmm!

Ah, stand behind me, children,

Ah, sweet little Wendy, you can be so naive!

Ah, thanks Wendy, that's what the guys on the basketball team say.

Ah!

Ah! Aaah! Aaaah!

Ah! Ah! ( SQUIRT )

Ah! Arbie, I was a fool ever to leave you!

Ah! Uh! Ugh!

Ah! В¶ ( ARABIC CHANT BEGINS )

Ah?

Ah. Mmm.

Aha!

Ahh!

Al Jazeera.

Alcohol, Arbie, alcohol!

Alcohol!

All I need is for those Hippies out there to find out

All I see are a bunch of white people in Tevas!

All I want to do is provide for these poor, hungry, souls.

All of these fried chicken wings that I'm serving

All right now,

All right... OK... Relax!

All the way to its tail feathers.

America isn't ready to accept a gay Mexican, chicken sandwich!

America!

American Chicken Bunker will pay him for the full day. ( LAUGHS)

American Chicken Bunker's Empire is sure to grow and grow!

Ample accommodations

And 1!

And a lot more noses are going to get flattened around here

And a symbolic end to corporate greed!

And ah, for the record:

And all that free media coverage you got me,

And always remember:

And become President and CEO

And by sticking together,

And counter girl!

And Dad got blind and

And don't hold back on the protein gravy.

And don't you even think of skimpin'

And dumps the best thing she ever had for some phony, butch, hose bag lesbian fool!

And fast food franchise is my game!

And for God's sakes, keep your yap shut!

And get to it!

And go and put them with the breakfast foods.

And go back to your lesbionic ways!

And harmless bedroom activity.

And he was like: "Alcohol,"

And he was trying to tell me

And I accuse you of being a fucking drunk,

And I think you should come with me,

And I'd be angry too, if I hadn't eaten yet either.

And I've learned that...

And if this place tanks, well then, I'll be workin fast food

And is trying to kill Wendy right now! ( WENDY SCREAMING IN BACKGROUND )

And let's slap together three racks of Sloppy Pacos!

And look at you two now.

And look!

And marvel at the power of the Christ!

And my one true love

And now the most important part...

And Paco, would you take those mysterious, pulsating, vein covered eggs

And please substitute the cola with a Cluck Work Orange.

And prayed that the chickens didn't see us.

And replaced it with another one of those fast food restaurants.

And replacing our purple mountain majesties

And so he sent the Black Man in to clean up his mess, Arbie!

And so that's when me and Larry, that was the guy who was ridin' with me,

And support my family

And the billions of chickens sent to the concentration coops.

And the only way to stop them

And this not a sodomy thing.

And those of you who aren't infected,

And who put these mysterious,

And you kept the weight off!

And you!

And you.

Another 13 years and I'll have enough money

Any second now!

Anyway,

Aoh!

Arbie, College is all about

Arbie, I don't mean to complain,

Arbie, I don't... feel so... good. ( FARTS )

Arbie, look!

Arbie, We can't leave the little crippled girl here to die.

Arbie, we're trapped. We're dead!

Arbie, what's up?

Arbie!

Arbie! Arbie!

Arbie! How dare you let that priest nibble on my cock!

Arbie! Take me!

Arbie.

Arbie... it's dead.

Are you sure it's safe to be out here, all alone in the middle of the night?

Are you sure you want to do this?

Are you upset about the restaurant?

Are you working here, just to upset me?

Aren't they all?

Aren't you the guy that lost all that weight

Arm b dexterous or something!

As soon as someone dies, you forget about Old Arbie

As soon as the Indians were tricked

At $ 3.50 an hour!

At American Chicken Bunker and

At earning enough money to one day own my own franchise.

At least I'm man enough to have a job

At least with the Demon Chicken,

Augh!

Augh! Augh! ( FARTS )

Auu!

Aw, that's excellent dude! You're a total life saver!

Awesome!

Ay Yahh!

B B B BUT Carl Junior!

Baby Baby hungry! Baby hungry! Baby hungry! Oh, Baby hungry?

Baby Killer! Uff!

Baby like! Baby like!

Bathroom? ( FARTS ) Where? ( FARTS )

Bbbh!

Be careful!

Because they are for lovers!

Because you're doin' it!

Because, Big Mitch has got a big tool!

Been here ever since.

Beer!

Beggin' for help. Hm.

Besides France, Canada,

Besides the fact that I had the social skills and mental skills of a

Bhuh? Huh?

Bit of acid reflux. I just

Black, like a a sex doll!

Booya Bia tch! Ha, Ha, Ha, Hah!

Both.

Broadening your horizons and experimentation.

Bucaw!

Built on this ancient Tromaville

Burial ground.

Burstin' and um...

But but here you are, just bumpin' tacos!

But but, I am gonna die! Ah, ah, aaah!

But don't you worry,

But how? This place is 50% glass!

But I ain't no submarine!

But I don't mind.

But I just want you to know that:

But Mom, Mom was a retard

But only the strong shall keep American Chicken Bunker runnin'

But Sir, he'll die!

But that strange clucking sound is very distracting!

But the place sparkles again.

But there's a severed penis in me Sloppy JosГ©.

But we're on a roll!

But, they wouldn't attack a fellow bird.

But!

But... now she's a lesbian.

Bwa? Augh?

Bwaah!

By attacking the General,

By building a ACB on sacred ground,

By fucking him to death with a mop? Huuh?

By masturbating in this food

By staring it down from its beak,

By the power of Allah:

Can get us multi million dollar settlements!

Can rise above his humble up bringing

Can you at least pray facing that way.

Can you hear me? ( YELLING ): Can you hear me?

Carl Junior, are you all right?

Carl Junior, it's me, Arbie.

Carpet munching...

Ch, ch, ch, Chia, motherfuckers!

Ch, ch, ch, Chiaaa!

Chicken flavored food stuffs!

Chicken slash Native American menace!

Chickens, that's all.

Chickens!

Clenchin' their mud flaps closed.

Cluck. ( SCREECHING )

Cock a doodle doo! Aahh...

Come off,

Come on in!

Come on, you bastard! Arbie!

Come on! I know your type!

Cool!

Could be so beautiful and pure!

Couldn't afford a pager.

Counter girl?

Countless...

Crashing through the back door!

Czech Republic, and Outer Mongolia

Daagh!

Daddy didn't mean to hurt you.

Damn it! We need action before they turn the glass into lesbians!

Dead and frozen for weeks

Dead, partially thawed, uncooked chicken carcasses.

Dead, Red Men.

Demon!

Denny!

Denny's the name

Denny's.

Destroy America?

Didn't have cell phones back then, and well, ah,

Didn't see the first chicken for about, half hour.

Die, mother fuckers! ( ULULATES )

Die, You Zombie Bastard!

Dinner! ( LAUGHS )

Displaced Native Americans

Do it, General! ( ALL ): Huh?

Do you hear something?

Do you hear this?

Do you remember when I asked the Carl Junior zombie

Don't be afraid little Katie, we won't let anything bad happen to you.

Don't worry buddy, we're going to get you to a hospital and fix you up real good.

Don't worry, Arbie.

Don't you worry now!

Drop that rectum.

Duh!

Dying a terrible death sound?

Easy with the teeth!

Easy, easy with the teeth!

Eat up everybody!

Eating those fast food hero sandwiches?

Ech! Listen, Arbie

Eeeh! Aahhh! Oh! ( THUD ) Ah! Aaah!

Eeew!

Egh?

Eh eh, get back to work everybody, he's fine!

Eh heh hehh!

Eh!

Eleven hundred feathers went out onto the road.

Even if it was just a

Even if that man you chose, was a woman!

Even though I'll be surrounded by spoiled trust fund kids

Every leg, every thigh,

Everyone here will realize that it is wrong

Everyone knows Native Americans are fucking drunks.

Everyone knows there's no such thing as Jesus.

Ewh! Augh!

Filthy little slut chicken mind!

Filthy,

Fine, be an asshole!

Fine.

First, tell me how to kill them and then I'll give you a drink.

Follow me!

For instance:

For the evil devil worshiping maggot conglomerates

For your displaced,

Free range, white meat reservation coops.

Fried artery clogging flesh!

From my people's land immediately!

Fuck you all!

Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you!

FUCK!

Fucker, faggot, you die! Eeeh!

Full of hopes and dreams, until...

Gather up all this meat

General, I reckon I don't know what's goin' on round yonder, Sir.

General, who did this to you?

General!

Get a degree.

Get get out of my belly!

Get it off!

Get off my girlfriend,

Get off your ass and go on and get some more chicken!

Get out of my way!

Get out while you still can! Get out!

Get out!

Get over here with them matches!

Girls, they are so fucking fickle!

Give me a job!

Give me head, right now!

Give me one more minute, okay, just one more minute.

Give me that!

Go Arbie, you and Wendy must go on.

God Dammit!

God Damn my crank, I can't get it out of my

God Damned Honkies!

God save us! God save us all!

God, do you hear this? "No, no dear God, please No!"

Good gravy!

Good Mornin' Tromaville!

Gosh, Arbie, you're the best dry humper in school!

Grab these chicken buckets and follow me!

Grade 'A' bird.

Gravy!

Great thinking, Wendy!

Guys, guys, this is is an egg here, it's not Katie.

Guys, I need you to 'pork a chicken'

Guys! Guys!

Ha ha ha ha! Look at Barry Bonds now!

Ha Ha Ha!

Ha ha!

Ha, Ha, I know Arbie.

Ha, Haa. Aaaahhhh! ( SPLAT )

Ha, I'd be ruined boy!

Ha! See where affirmative action gets ya!

Haah!

Had to support 'em.

Hah!

Hail Satan? No! God damn it, you need some soul!

Hallowed be thy name...

Have ever discovered promethium, element 61,

Havin' a diaper fetish is a completely...

He bit off my nose, not my ears!

He has something in his hand!

He just disappeared!

He might try and serve you some

He was drunk and couldn't form a coherent sentence.

He's Dangerous!

He's going to blow!

He's turned into a 'Blackened Cajun' chicken!

Heads up back there, everybody.

Heads up, Humus!

Heah!

Healthy...

Heh, heh, heh, heh

Heh, heh, heh, heh!

Heh, heh, heh!

Heh, heh! Heh. Heh. Heh.

Heh!

Heh. Hnh.

Help Me! Oh God!

Help, help me!

Help! Help!

Here Carl Junior, have some of your whiskey.

Here comes the heat seeking moisture missile!

Here this will help you relax.

Hey Denny,

Hey Father O'Houlihan, back for seconds?

Hey General, what are these tiny little bumps all over my chicken? ( SQUIRT / POP )

Hey Junior!

Hey man, Did you hear that

Hey, Brendan!

Hey, Denny!

Hey, Denny! What?

Hey, enough of these sandwich jokes

Hey, hey! Where's Paco?

Hey, what the hell happened to the

Hey!

Hey! What happened to the ancient

HEY! Who's tellin' this story schmuck?

Hhheeh

Hi, Arbie!

High pitched...

Hippies? Protest signs?

Hit it!

Hm mm mmuh Mmm Mmm!

Hm! That reminds me,

Hmh!

Hmm ah!

Hmm... hmm

Hnh?

Ho! Ho! Whoa!

Hold it down everybody, now, hold it down!

Hold it! ( SQUISH )

Holy liability he's alive!

Holy Mother of God! Humus so you're hot!

Holy shit an ax!

Holy Shit! Is that you, Paco?

Homo Mexican.

Honey! It's it's not what it looks like!

How could I ever love someone

How did you do it?

How do I get you off?

How do you explain this? ( PROLONGED RETCHING )

How to kill the monsters,

How we make The General's Secret 2 Herb Chicken.

Huh!

HUH!

Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Huh? Huh? Huwweh

Huh? What the Huh? Huum? Huh?

Huh.

Huh. Ah.

Human? Yes.

Humus did it! She martyred herself to eradicate the

Humus didn't you die?

Humus, see if you can find his rectum. I think it's over by the grill somewhere.

Humus! Ehh!

Hyuh! Watch, everyone, look at her!

I I can't afford to get cramps. Heh, heh, heh

I I got to my car, and then then

I I'm Arbie.

I ain't doin' this shit this time!

I am a a girl, for Christ's sake!

I am a high school graduate

I am Che Guevara, Martin Sheen, and Janeane Garofalo

I am doing this because I am a freedom fighter. ( SHE GASPS )

I am waking up the world!

I appreciate that. Thank you.

I believe the ninja.

I brought our old butt plug!

I can be that woman. I could

I can hear America singing!

I can't stand to watch this.

I decided to follow the money.

I did it! I killed them!

I do not know, You just look like a dick.

I don't want things to be weird.

I doubt that!

I eat at least one every day.

I got it all mapped out!

I got to get off this toilet! Aaaah!

I gotta shit I

I guess he couldn't handle Mexican!

I had a girlfriend named Wendy!

I had no drive, no ambition;

I hate the skin!

I have a whole stash of them here.

I have the power! ( ECHOING )

I have to serve the priest a penis free Sloppy JosГ©!

I haven't met you yet, this is my first day here.

I hear ya' dog! But there is the off chance that Micki has turned into a demon

I just had it installed today. ( LAUGHS )

I just want to explode! ( ALL SHRIEK )

I just want to fuck you!

I keep them hidden here with the children's promotional items.

I kill myself so that democracy can survive!

I knew it!

I knew we should have invested in Google!

I know and loved!

I know it's fattening... but I love the skin! (CHUCKLING )

I know somewhere deep within the bowels of this creature you've become,

I know this old pervert free graveyard in New England,

I know, Wendy.

I lead a shitty life!

I may like to be filled with semen,

I mean,

I mean, how am I supposed to take care of 'em,

I mean, how could you leave me for Sappho B. Anthony out there?

I mean, that's their one true weakness.

I mean, the future of this country is branding and franchising and

I mean, we're still going to have to work together afterwards and all and

I need to get a tampon.

I promise!

I put an end to the tyranny of American Chicken Bunker

I realize now why you left me.

I saw a bad chicken once.

I say we fight!

I swear, sometimes I get so angry,

I tried, almost made it.

I used my parent's disabilities as, ah, an excuse to avoid college,

I want to fuck your fanny! I want to fuck

I was an A.C.B. counter girl for 25 years,

I was goin' to pull out! ( CLUCKING )

I was going to go to college,

I was gonna be an alienated employee

I was just thinking about the poor

I was young once.

I was, um

I will choke the chicken! I'm gonna choke the chicken!

I will get you off!

I will not be ignored!

I wish I was a princess.

I, um, hope you enjoy our new, ah,

I'll be right back. No!

I'll be with you in just a minute, I, ohhh!

I'll beat you off!

I'll believe in the supernatural when I see it, Talking Sandwich!

I'll go and get your skirt.

I'll go get it for you.

I'll have a

I'll show you...

I'll stay true to you.

I'll tell you what those muckraking anti fast food documentaries see:

I'm a... I'm doing the same thing!

I'm exhausted!

I'm gay, Arbie.

I'm going back to talk with the Demon Chicken.

I'm going home.

I'm going to kill you all!

I'm going to suck it up, and I'm going to be there for her.

I'm kind of leanin' towards the former.

I'm leavin'. Shit!

I'm lovin' it!

I'm mean give it up Wendy. Micki is dead!

I'm not ditching you, Arbie.

I'm skinny! I'm skinny!

I'm sorry, Arbie, but

I'm you! You dumb prick! Don't you get it?

I've always been here.

I've been waitin' for this moment for a long time now. General, I'd like to say

I've decided to stop living a lie.

I've got bitch titties!

I've got it!

I've just been running away for my own insecurities.

If I'm off somewhere getting smart?

If it helps.

If it wasn't for experimentation?

If it's not the **** or or the Americans,

If this travesty isn't removed

If you do take me to a doctor,

If you fail, the virus will spread.

If you love what you eatin' here, you ain't ate nothin' yet!

If you shit up a bathroom this bad, Arbie?

If you think free chicken will win us over,

If your food is so delicious and nutritious, General,

Illiterate,

In Oakridge, Tennessee.

In our flip flops!

In this topsy turvy world.

Inbred trailer trash

Innocent...

Into becoming addicted to the white man's fermented beverages,

Is a left wing lipstick lesbo liberal.

Is fresh, tasty and ( DIARRHEA )

Is healthy and served fresh daily! ( LAUGHS )

Is it normal for chickens that have been

Is this what you're looking for?

Isn't that right little girl?

It it drives me nuts!

It just felt so good!

It spelled disaster for these proud, proud people.

It took me to turn Wendy into a full blown lesbian!

It was the chicken!

It wasn't me!

It'll loosen ya' up!

It'll never change me! Uh ha.

It's a a pleasure to meet you sir.

It's all about moderation my boy.

It's Ariel Sharon! Oh!

It's better than fine!

It's delicious!

It's delicious! ( LAUGHS )

It's got 'Dead' eyes.

It's Humus.

It's it's you're ditching me for college.

It's not Hamas!

It's one of our beautiful 'counter girls'

It's over there.

It's the 'Angry Chicano' spirit!

Jambalaya! Crawdaddy! Po' boy! Gumbo God dammit!

Jared, are you all right?

Jared, right?

Judge not, lest you be judged yourself!

Just a little nickname we have here at ACB.

Just just tryin' to make his way

Just lay back and let death

Just like you people.

Just like you'll be!

Just listen.

Just look at the atrocities American Chicken Bunker

K ed

Katie?

Killed?

La revoluciГіn is cuming!

Let your love blossom.

Let's get you out of this ridiculous, Colonel Cluck getup!

Let's go people! This place has got to work.

Let's go!

Like all of you jack offs!

Like Harriet Tubman said, 'Let them eat fried chicken!' (LAUGHS )

Like the country!

Like the dip, Humus!

Like your nose!

Lives the soul of the beautiful

Look kid, don't waste your whole life here like I did!

Look out! Whoah! Whoa! Stand back! Stand back!

Look, sir, you can't be serious.

Lookin' to take a bite out of your tight, tasty ass.

Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker!

Mad to give away chicken this good!

Make a wish.

Make sure he ain't no 'Jew Bastard. '

Market tested corporate mascot

May Allah bless America! ( BEEPING INTENSIFIES )

Maybe by pointing my finger at the corporate elite and special interest groups

Mazel Tov! Ha Ha Ha Haah!

Metaphorically speaking of course!

Micki, are you crazy?

Micki, how could you?

Micki!

Micki? Oh yes, baby likes it!

Mm, mm, mmmh!

Mmh. Mm. Ah!

Mmm!

Mmm! Ah!

Mmm?

Mmm. Mmha! Mmha! Mmha!

Mmmh! Mmmh!

Mmmh? If we make it through this, I want you to know that

Mmmh.

Mommy! ( CRYING )

Motha' Fucker!

Move it fatty! Whoa!

Movin' on:

My balls!

My daughter is missing; my Katy, my little one, she's only five.

My dick!

My franchise! My Grandmamma Rose's savings.

My grandmamma is goin' to be so mad!

My life, it it sucks!

My nose! He's still alive!

My parents are retards,

My people!

My soccer leg!

My water aerobics class in about a half hour, heh!

Nah, he's just loaded. Let's go home!

Never, ever, leave your register!

******, please.

No distress signal had been sent.

No more dead end jobs for Arbie.

No time to explain.

No you moron,

No, I am! ( LAUGHS )

No, I I just remembered I I got my, ah,

No, it's not the bra,

No, no, I was just trying to help him!

No, no, no. Take it easy!

No, please no! ( SQUAWKINGLY): Kiss me!

No, that's how he died; he's a sub.

No, wait, wait, wait. No, wait!

No, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait!

No, Wendy wait, Wendy!

No!

No! Get off of me!

No! No, there must be another way!

No. No. No! I don't think you want to serve that Sloppy JosГ©, General!

Nobody knew we was out on I 90 that night,

Normal...

Not by becoming a lesbian in college!

Not on my fuckin' face!

Not the financial way, just to make that clear.

Not war.

Now Dopey!

Now eat my meat,

Now if this was that faggot ass Paco Bell,

Now is not the time!

Now Paco Bell, show Arbie here

Now scoop me off of this bun and give me a proper burial.

Now there is some bad shit heading your way, Honey.

Now this is just a temporary situation,

Now we finish it!

Now you get me that low fat, sausage flavored, chicken meal

Now you take this mother fuckin' mop

Now, Arbie, this here is our new cook.

Now, Dewey That's Denny!

Now, ho ho! Settle down there young man!

Now, I'll be watching you...

Now, if you'll excuse me,

Now, if you'll excuse me.

Now, The reason I think this is

Now, what Hollywood Scientologist actor is gay?

Now, with all those local nut jobs appeased

Now, y'all been out here for hours,

Now!

NOW!

Of a legend different from my own,

Of chicken and Indians,

Of course, I can hear you, you dumb schmuck!

Of one of the world's most largest and powerful corporations.

Of political activism.

Of the Georgia Chapter, KKK

Of the Securities and Exchange Act of 1932;

Oh Arbie, you were so brave! We all were.

Oh Baby, I've missed you!

Oh don't worry Carl Junior ain't adverse to

Oh God Wendy!

Oh God!

Oh God! ( WAILING )

Oh God! What do we do?

Oh Humus, I hope you get those 72 Virginians,

Oh man, this thong is chaffin' my balls.

Oh Micki's on my radar!

Oh my God, what?

Oh my God!

Oh my God! A giant old chicken! Please don't eat me! Oh, my God!

Oh my God! I can't believe this!

Oh my God! My ass!

Oh my God! What hell was that?

Oh my poor ass! Oh!

Oh Wendy, It's as if you're

Oh Wendy!

Oh Yeah!

Oh yeah! Yeah!

Oh Yeah?

Oh you want to talk dirty!

Oh, and by the way,

Oh, Arbie! The earth is moving for me!

Oh, Arbie! Your hands are all over me like an octopus!

Oh, crap! I forgot to punch out my time card.

Oh, excuse me a minute. Yes?

Oh, I ain't adverse to hearing what's on your dirty,

Oh, I can't believe I left Arbie for someone as horrible as you!

Oh, I got a little gas, I just got a ( DIARRHEA )

Oh, I have to shit

Oh, it was near perfect! ( LAUGHS )

Oh, it's just like my ole' Grand pappy used to say:

Oh, my little baby likes it. Yes!

Oh, next to small pox, of course!

Oh, not on my face!

Oh, oh look!

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, Shiite!

Oh, shit!

Oh, sweet little baby! Oh, yes! ( MICKI SQUEALING )

Oh, thanks!

Oh, Uh, I mean Sloppy JosГ©s. ( LAUGHS )

Oh, well, you know it baby!

Oh, Wendy!

Oh!

Oh! ( GURGLINGS )

Oh! ( SCREAMING STOPS )

Oh! Oh! I'm sorry, Baby! I'm sorry.

Oh? Oh!

Ohhh!

OK, you're hired!

Okay, let's approach them in a slow and menacing way.

Okay, you fat elitist demon fuck!

Okay, you got your booze now, rummy, tell us, how do we kill them?

Okay!

On ancient Tromahawk tribe

On The General's all soy gravy.

One minute she's with me,

One step outside and you are a hen pecked human.

Ooh!

Ooo Oh Wendy! Oh I never knew love

Ooo! Ooo, Arbie!

Ooo?

Oooh!

Oooo!

Ooooh... Don't cry. You'll figure it out.

Oops, ah, sorry!

Open expression of political thoughts!

Or at least within the next 3 years,

Or we can stand up and fight and and we try to save humanity.

Or, in about 15 minutes.

Our food here at ACB

Our Sloppy JosГ©s are delicious.

Our tires went flat in twelve minutes.

Out in front of those hippies and TV cameras out there?

Over my dead body!

Ow!

Ow! Heh he, ow! Ow!

Ow! Ooo!

Oy vey!

Paco probably slipped on that unassuming chicken carcass

Paco you're a hero!

Paco, let's go! No, I'm staying.

Pay attention stupid!

Performs on the chickens that you serve

Please God come

Please, you have to help, Mister!

Plus, if Wendy sees me carrying him out, she might think I'm nice.

Potatoes and gravy!

Poultrygeist!

Preparing one our famous Sloppy JosГ©s.

Priority in Section 16b

Protesting big business is narrow minded and misguided.

Protesting this disgusting abomination of chicken genocide

Queer as a well known Scientologist Hollywood actor.

Ra! Rrr! Rrr! Ra! Rrr!

Racist, animal fucking,

Relax son. Relax.

Retarded! Whaaa

Ricky Martin, let me cum in your eye!

Rolled into one fabulous burrito

Rooster, one footer.

Rrrah!

Rrrh. Rrr, Rrr, Rrr.

Rrrr rrrr rrrrh!

Rrrrr!

Run!

Sacred Indian burial ground!

Sacred native American Indian

Save yourselves! Save yourselves!

Say, did you guys notice anything going on weird today? Because I

Say, where did you get this gun?

Screaming and grinding homosexual Mexican

See he is upset! (ALL): Yeah!

See! I told you there was nothin' to worry about!

See. Doesn't seem so upset to me, does he?

Settle down now!

She's crippled too?

She's my girl now!

She's turned into one of the demons!

Shhh!

Shit covered mongoloid, I...

Shit, it's stuck! The keg is out! God Dammit!

Shit!

Shut your pie hole, Dinky!

Silly Priest!

Since Tandoori was introduced to the American people.

Since those horny teens were found decapitated back in '84.

Smell familiar?

So get back to work everybody,

So I am sure,

So I took this shitty job

So our contingency plaintiff lawyers

So please tell us! How do we stop them?

So tell me, Micki

Somebody died here on opening day.

Somebody find Chief What's his face!

Sometime a chicken would go away,

Sometime it doesn't.

Sounds good.

Suit yourselves, because I'm gettin' the hell out of here!

Sure you do.

Sure, sure, Paco had a horrible accident and died.

Sweet! Where? Dude, she's hot!

Take this camel jockey out back and hose her down!

Takin' the back door.

Tap into the Rockies, bitch! Yeah!

Tastes great less filling!

Terrible...

Thank You.

That after hearing all this information,

That alcohol kills the them?

That chicken!

That got me thinking,

That is inexplicably attached to the grinder's on/off switch.

That is just sick, having sex with a corpse!

That is some Grade 'A' white meat!

That Native Americans have an intolerance for

That promise is broken,

That spooky and possibly chicken monster infested kitchen.

That that used to be here?

That was just um ah, an air pocket

That we call humanity.

That's ah... Denny.

That's odd!

That's one 'baaad' chicken!

That's right!

That's right.

That's strange!

That's the sound of my aching heart.

That's the thing about a chicken, Arbie.

That's weird.

That's why I want to make this here peace offerin'

That's... good for you!

The 'Secret Zest Sauce!'

The blue one. Oh, I like the blue one. That's right.

The box office power of Mel Gibson, compels ya!

The burka bimbo's a murderer!

The chicken has declared jihad on us all!

The Chicken!

The Chicken's come back from the dead!

The General has provided

The General united two of the most disenfranchised races on the planet.

The guy, the guy who did this, he's gone!

The little girl!

The only other place in the world

The other hand.

The power of the Christ compels ya! The power of the Christ compels ya!

The rich history and culture of the Native Americans.

The Shish Kebab Psycho's done it again!

The the retarded counter girl?

The weather man didn't say anything about

The wet t shirt contest, mother fucker!

The White Man thought the Yellow Man was turnin' red,

Then he died?

Then maybe I'll buy it, Hamas, maybe I would buy it!

Then next minute she's all melodramatic about her dead girlfriend!

Then the General... is gonna eat... the chicken!

Then there comes that...

Then when you said: "Arbie look, beer!"

Then,

There hasn't been such a lethal combination

There is a lot of bad blood between us.

There's no stopping it, so...

There's somebody in my stomach!

There's still time to apply!

They are very slowly approaching the entrance.

They bulldozed it,

They have gone to a better place.

They said you can take smoke breaks every 2 hours.

They'll break through faster than the 5 minutes

They're always waitin' for the Black Man to clean up their mess!

They're coming in!

They've reanimated poor Carl Junior!

Thirsty? Well, how about some punch? Eyah!

This Buds for you!

This chicken is the American dream!

This here is Hamas.

This is an angry chicken Indian spirit thing!

This is my Grandmama's money we're talkin' about!

This is not a terrorist thing.

This is the famous Arbie?

This is the most romantic night of our lives!

This is... Carl Junior!

This low life hillbilly piece of trailer trash shit here:

This must be what Paco Bell was trying to warn us about!

This place will be flooded with people comin' by the car load.

This restaurant is terrible! Aaawwgh!

This restaurant was built on

This this is a man's life we're talkin' about!

This... this is an egg!

Through ending the minority class action share holder lawsuits

Thunderstorms in windowless basements.

To avoid growing up.

To be reunited with my best girl at college.

To be with the ones I truly love:

To bring down a successful business man like General Lee Roy?

To cease the destruction of our beloved country

To eat any type of meat.

To join the American Chicken Bunker team

To pray and practice

To scream in excruciating pain like that?

To stop them,

To the ignorant masses!

To the kitchen!

Today is not about us.

Told me that Indians had possessed the chickens

Tromahawk tribe sacred Indian burial ground

Trust me Homes,

Try again.

Turban wearin', mother Guys!

Two can play at this game, Mister!

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

Ugh!

Uh huh!

Uh huh.

Uh uh.

Uh, be gentle this is my first time.

Uh, I mean, ah, ah, "This chicken ain't goin' to eat itself!"

Uhh ohhh my Godddd ( BUBBLE BURSTS )

Um, General, I think you need to come and take a look at what's goin' on out there!

Um, I will have the Sloppy JosГ© Value meal.

Um, those? Ah, um, those are ah...

Um, yes, OK, I'm getting hints of patchouli oil.

Until...

Uwooo!

Vein covered, pulsating eggs in this box?

Wa!

Wa! Wa! Wa! Waaah!

Waaaaaaah!

Waah!

Wahh! ( MACHINE GUN FIRE )

Wait a minute, wait a minute!

Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

Wait, wait a second!

Wait, wait, we can't leave.

Wait!

Waiting for them at their daddy's companies

Was the right career decision for me.

Was to use their one true weakness,

Wash over the noblest and mightiest of warriors.

Watching you like CNN!

Wauah

Way to go Jared!

We all take it in the dumper some time, boy.

We are open for business!

We can either escape out back and in time, the demons will take over the world;

We can't let them destroy America!

We formed ourselves in a tight circle

We got a franchise to run!

We gotta get out of here!

We have to find the girl! It ends now!

We need to figure out a way to keep them out!

We produce only high quality,

We rid the world of those insidious beasts.

We should be making love,

We should sneak out and run for our lives!

We thawed out for today?

We was coming back from delivering some prime chicken.

We was on the debatin' team in high school together.

We will never rest

We won't let those awful chickens do to you

We'll be opening up in five,

We'll get you to safety.

We'll stay put here and you go look in

We're alive!

We're all going to have mops shoved up our butts!

We're safe and sound and the future never looked brighter.

Weeyaaah!

Well Allah be a monk's uncle!

Well don't just stand there Carl

Well God Dammit, Arbie,

Well guys, we have a choice:

Well how is it? It's fine.

Well I ain't chopped liver!

Well I, ah

Well kid, we did it! ( LAUGHING )

Well now we may never know!

Well that was anti climactic. Yeah.

Well then, it must be the chickens, huh?

Well would you stick around to apologize

Well,

Well, all right!

Well, I gave him the afternoon off. Yeah. ( LAUGHS ) That's what I did.

Well, I was thinking,

Well, I'll tell you what:

Well, if it's such high quality, flavored 'food stuff,'

Well, listen sir, I don't Now, now, now!

Well, looks like my job here is done.

Well, maybe not so much with the caring and the loving.

Well, not really, I was still picturing you going down on Micki

Well, see ya around old guy,

Well, thank you, thank you, Danny,

Well, that and Hungry Hungry Hippos. ( BOTH LAUGH )

Well, that got me thinking.

Well, um, everybody knows that Tromaville is the bulimia capital of the world. Yeah

Well, we boys was the bomb now!

Well, we've got a Native American around here.

Well, what do I do?

Well, whatever it is, it has nothing to do with American Chicken Bunker!

Well, you've lived a pretty great life.

Well! Heh!

Wendy don't be such a prude, ya know, think of it as a compliment!

Wendy relax! We're young, wer wer we're drunk,

Wendy what are you doing here?

Wendy you fucking drunk!

Wendy you said college would never change you!

Wendy, my mom's a retard and my dad's blind.

Wendy, sweet Wendy, this... is bigger... than all of us!

Wendy!

Wendy?

Wendy.

Wer we're High school graduates!

Wha

Wha oh!

Wha!

Wha?

Wha? Shit!

Wha' happen?

Wha' happen? Ha uh

What about the Indians? The chickens? The protesting?

What an incredible woman!

What are you doing besides trying to bring down America?

What are you doing?

What are you talking about? Look, Now that I'm dead,

What are you the Catholic Church?

What are you waiting for? Kill it, beat it to death!

What did I do?

What did those monsters do to you?

What did you see?

What do I do... what do I do?

What do we want?

What do you say we pick up right where we left off?

What happened? We thought you escaped.

What I know is:

What if he wasn't really being a dick

What is it now Arbie boy, is it

What the fuck are you talking about you idiot?

What the fuck is that?

What the hell did I just drop?

What the hell was that?

What the Hell?

What they did to your mother's bloody, decapitated corpse.

What would make you say somethin' like that?

What?

What? And If we don't find out a way to stop them,

What? The fake protesting or the baby powder thing?

What's that?

What's the matter, General?

Whatever! We're stayin' open!

When did you start?

When do we want it?

When I was delivering chickens up in Indianapolis

When the Paco Bell sandwich

When they got the signal, the chickens went cruisin'!

When we first met the Chief

When you're clean, come back in here

Where a rank and file member

Whh!

Which we all know is ( COMMOTION )

While big business tramples over

While doing defense related activity

While simultaneously slaughtering...

While the weak scurry away,

Whiskey!

Who else have you been dry humping?

Who have guaranteed 6 figure jobs

Who ho ho ho!

Who kept to himself and then went on a murderous rampage this afternoon.

Who knows what that mob of customers could be doing right now!

Who seems to know a lot about me for no apparent reason.

Who wants me to eat cock?

Who'd that A rab kill now,

Whoa!

Whooooo!

Why are you so tense, Baby?

Why can't I can't Why I?

Why don't you come on over here and have one, huh? Come on!

Why don't you have a little drink?

Why don't you... eat it?

Why not?

Will be relocated to

With a mop shoved up his brown eye

With corporate cookie cutter retail spots!

With free pieces of chicken!

With The General's low carb mashed potatoes!

With this bullet,

Woooooah!

Would Jacob Marinsky

Would you look at the size of my 'Wood Pecker!'

Wow, he's so noble!

Wow, Jared!

Wow! You are such an inspiration!

Y'all look lovely!

Yah! yah ha!

Yah! Yah!

Yea! Yea!

Yeah I know, I know, I know

Yeah right, that's good evil spirits!

Yeah, Counter gir rl!

Yeah, I guess a giant evil chicken is a bit far fetched.

Yeah, yeah just like that, Arbie! Whaaah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! ( CHEERING )

Yeah! I'll beat it!

Yehhh... hhe hhe hhe!

Yes, yes!

Yes!

Yip yip yahoo! Hey, Jared?

You 9/11, World Trade Center crashin',

You are attacking America!

You are completely mad!

You are mad!

You casino owner...

You don't care about the Chief!

You fools! Ow!

You fools! You fools! You fools!

You fucking feather face can't fuck with me!

You go, boyfriend!

You got enough pissed off spirits

You got it Jared.

You got served!

You gotta change your life! You gotta get out of here or you'll end up like me!

You had me from 'shit covered mongoloid. '

You just lie down now, honey.

You just won the contest What contest?

You know I ought to fire your ass!

You know it!

You know it's time we start living our lives right.

You know something your loyal customers don't?

You know what?

You know what? We'll make better time if we split up.

You know where you stand!

You know, thanks a lot dude!

You know, you just made me blow my only chance

You look young.

You must find their one true weakness.

You need a man, not a boy.

You really are stupid!

You saved us, you're our hero! Eh, t'wern't nothin'!

You see Humus,

You see, Arbie, the same shit happened in Vietnam!

You see, I was anti bestiality and he was pro.

You suck you corporate punk!

You the manager?

You think I'm going let you take a man

You vegan whores!

You want me to kiss you?

You want to see the General eat the chicken? Hmm Mhh.

You were on that delivery truck route in Indianapolis?

You you said you'd never change

You... hu... rrrrh

You're a fraud!

You're not takin' him anywhere!

You're the counter girl.

You've gotta get out! Do something! Do something!

Your people? I don't see any Native Americans around here!

4, 3, 2

100% USDA grade tolerable chicken

and that's when I realized that droppin' out of Harvard Law School

Huh? Huh? Huh?

Oh my God!

Oh. Oh. Come on! You don't see that every day.

The Chief! Somebody find the Chief! Get the Chief! Find him!

...all right. But I do insist on safety.

...And the bra a little!

...our new flavor pods!

...В¶ You'll be into life,

'Ghumm?'

'My Lai Massacre' wallpaper.

"This cross ain't goin' to burn itself!"

( 'AUDIENCE' CHEERS & APPLAUSE HEARD )

( ALL ): Aw!

( ALL ): Huh?

( ALL ): Oooo! Flavor pods!

( ALL LAUGH )

( ALL SCREAMING )

( ALL SCREAMING ) ( CRASH )

( ARBIE LAUGHS )

( AUTO HORN )

( BATHROOM SOUNDS ) It's like my ass is on fire! Aaah! ( BATHROOM SOUNDS )

( BEEPING )

( BEGINS TO SCREAM )

( BLOWS THRICE )

( BOTH ): You're right

( BOWELS RELEASE )

( BUZZING ) Mmuh mmuh!

( CARL JR BEGINS TO CLUCK )

( CHEERING )

( CHICKEN SCREAMS ) ( THE GENERAL PANT/GROWLS )

( CHILD CRYING ): Why'd you hurt them?

( CHOKING )

( CHOMP ) Ow! ( CLUCK ) Oh!

( CLEARING THROAT )

( CLUCK CHEERING )

( CLUCKING )

( CLUCKING ) Let's get out of here!

( CLUCKING ) ( SCREAMING ) ( SQUIRTING )

( CLUCKING ) Humus, I respect your rights

( CLUCKING IN BACKGROUND )

( COCKS CROWING )

( CONTINUES SCREAMING )

( CONTINUES SPUTTERING )

( COOING THEN CLUCKING )

( COUGHING )

( COW BELL )

( CRACK OF THUNDER )

( CRASH ) That sounded like a feathered,

( CRICKETS )

( CRICKETS & WIND WHISTLING )

( CRIES )

( CROWD IN DISTANCE )

( CROWD JEERING )

( CROWING )

( CROWS )

( CRYING )

( CRYING ) I found her!

( CRYING ): No! No! Micki!

( DEEP EVIL LAUGHTER )

( DIARRHEA )

( EATING / CRUNCHING )

( ELECTRONIC CLUCK AND BELL )

( EVERYONE RETCHING )

( EXHALES ) Carl, I need you to focus!

( EXHALES ) I mean, what are you doing besides trying

( EXPLOSION )

( EXPLOSION)

( FARTING ) I just got a...

( FARTS )

( FLIES BUZZING ) Ugh!

( GAGGING )

( GARBLED SOUNDS )

( GAS / DIARRHEA SOUNDS FROM BATHROOM )

( GLUB, GLUB, GLUB )

( GROWL )

( GROWL, COMMOTION, SCREAM )

( GROWLING )

( GUNSHOTS )

( GURGLING )

( GURGLING ) Carl Junior?

( HEAVY BREATHING )

( HECKLES )

( HORSE NEIGHS )

( HOWL )

( HUMUS GASPS )

( INALES LOUDLY ) Oah!

( INCOHERENT ATTEMPT TO TALK )

( INFANT SOUNDS CONTINUE )

( INHALES DEEPLY )

( JARED ): It's like I'm a geyser!

( JARED ): Why can't I stop shitting? ( BATHROOM SOUNDS CONTINUE )

( JARED FARTING ): Where the fuck is the toilet paper?

( KNOCKING )

( LAUGHING )

( LAUGHING ) ( CHEERING CONTINUES )

( LAUGHING ) Pay no mind to this 'Sassy Lassie. '

( LAUGHS )

( LAUGHS ) Well, just follow my lead son.

( LOUDLY EXHALES )

( LOUDLY EXHALING )

( LOUDLY GULPING DOWN ) ( BELCHES )

( MACHINE GUN )

( MAYHEM )

( MOANS AND SOUNDS OF UNION )

( MONKEY LIKE CHUTTERS )

( MULTIPLE CLUCKING )

( MULTIPLE POPS AND SPLATS )

( PACO SCREAMS )

( PANTING )

( POP )

( POP / SPLASH )

( POPPING AND BUBBLING )

( RAPID HORN HONKING )

( RASPY HEAVY BREATHING )

( ROAR )

( SCREAMING )

( SCREAMING ) ( CRASH )

( SCREAMING ) ( PUNCHING )

( SCREAMING ) ( SPRAYING )

( SCREAMING AND SQUIRTING )

( SCREAMING AND SQUIRTING CONTINUE )

( SCREAMING BEGINS AGAIN )

( SCREAMING CONTINUES )

( SCREAMING ENDS ) ( MACHINE CONTINUES )

( SCREAMING STOPS ) ( BOWELS RELEASE )

( SCREAMING WHILE MULTIPLY FIRING )

( SCREAMS )

( SCREAMS ) The Chief! He's turned into one of the undead!

( SCREAMS ) ( ALL SCREAM )

( SCREECHES )

( SCREECHES ) Oh, no!

( SCREECHING ) Dear God, no!

( SHELL CRACKING ) ( INFANT COOING )

( SHRIEKS )

( SIGHS )

( SIZZLING / POPPING )

( SLURPING )

( SNIFF, SNIFF, SNIFF )

( SOBBING )

( SPUTTERING IN PAIN )

( SQUAWK ) Please don't hurt us!

( SQUAWK)

( SQUISH ) Oh!

( SQUISH ) Ooo!

( SQWAKING ) Ha! Haah!

( SREAMING CONTINUES )

( STEPS AND CROWING )

( STILL CHOKING): Humus, help us!

( TEARING CLOTH )

( THUD ) ( DIARRHEA )

( THUD ) ( SQUISH )

( THUNDER )

( Thunder ) Oh shit, ah, ah!

( TIRES SCREECHING )

( TOGETHER ): Whoo hoo!

( VOMITING )

( WENDY CRIES )

( WENDY SCREAMS )

( WOOD CRACKING )

( ZIPPER )

(Announcer): Well, Colonel Cluck has a better ad campaign than Jesus.

(CROWD) Our Father, who art in heaven...

(JARED ): A shit geyser! Aaaah!

(Jared in bathroom): Oh I can't stop shitting! ( SOUNDS FROM BATHROOM CONTINUE)

(SCREAMING): Hey Denny!

В¶ 'But I love you Arbie' she will say. But I love you Arbie!

В¶ 'Cause you are my fries, and your shake makes me shiver,

В¶ ( 'Peer Gynt' ends )

В¶ ( ANGELIC CHOIR )

В¶ ( BANJO )

В¶ ( COOING MELODY )

В¶ ( DRAMATIC

В¶ ( E. Grieg: 'In the Hall of the Mountain King' from Peer Gynt [Op. 46] ) В¶...

В¶ ( GHOSTLY AMERIND DANCE MUSIC )

В¶ ( PIZZICATO )

В¶ (AMERIND CHANT BEGINS ) В¶...

В¶ (AMERIND)

В¶ (LAUGHING )

В¶ (MIDDLE EASTERN DRUM ) В¶...

В¶ (UPBEAT GUITAR MUSIC )

В¶ A Bachelors of Fine Arts is for rich snobby queers,

В¶ A career in fast food

В¶ A career in fast food, although at first seems untrendy,

В¶ A Femi Nazi with no bra,

В¶ A heavenly slow

В¶ a heavenly slow fast food love?

В¶ A heavenly slow fast food love?

В¶ A heavenly slow fast food love.

В¶ A heavenly slow, fast food love?

В¶ about eating meat!

В¶ about where you lead!

В¶ Ah

В¶ Ah, ah, oh!

В¶ All that's left for me

В¶ All these fried chicken wings that I'm serving,

В¶ All these protests and speeches I'm making,

В¶ Alone in this land.

В¶ American Chicken Bunker!

В¶ And being sold in elementary schools

В¶ And get our asses sued!

В¶ And I'll sort your problems out.

В¶ And keep shitty toys hocked by the star.

В¶ And looking at our menus,

В¶ and my heart dies.

В¶ And my hunger for you is unswerving,

В¶ and try to find a

В¶ As Jesus said as he died,

В¶ As long as they don't tell Mom and Dad

В¶ As the prophet Mohamed said before he died,

В¶ Barely survive.

В¶ Be nice,

В¶ Before I peck your eyeballs out?

В¶ Before our bones you start mashin'!

В¶ best served fried!

В¶ brand new solution,

В¶ Bullshit, that's just pillow talk,

В¶ Bumping uglies real hard we did grind,

В¶ Bumping uglies real hard we did grind.

В¶ But a turd is a turd,

В¶ but dreams and ambitions have all turned to dung,

В¶ But I love Arbie, yes it's true,

В¶ But only thoughts of you kept me burning,

В¶ But riches and bitches are part of my plan.

В¶ But thanks to the fast food industry,

В¶ By counting calories.

В¶ by zombie chickens tonight!

В¶ Can this drive thru called life deliver

В¶ Can this drive thru called life deliver,

В¶ Can't you see that we're in love?

В¶ Come gather round Arbie,

В¶ Come on, let mine out!

В¶ Confusion all about,

В¶ Consume you now

В¶ Corporate fiends you've gone too far,

В¶ Corporate whores you and your kind,

В¶ Could be nostalgia for all that is lost,

В¶ Could be nostalgia for all that is lost.

В¶ Could it be that our love is star crossed?

В¶ Degenerate fucks, you've gone too far!

В¶ Do you want quality,

В¶ Don't kill,

В¶ Don't know rubber cocks can't make true queef,

В¶ Earn your B.F.A. or you're

В¶ Eh, you young punks, you got brains of bricks

В¶ Fast food is being advertised,

В¶ Fast food love?

В¶ Fast food love.

В¶ Flightless birds you love to eat,

В¶ For me it's just debt for another 4 years,

В¶ for your breasts, legs and thighs.

В¶ Force them all close up shop,

В¶ Frightening human faces, bodies strewn about,

В¶ Full of shit,

В¶ Gay seems my way to quote Robert Frost.

В¶ Give yourselves some taste sensation.

В¶ Helps them learn to read.

В¶ His only response

В¶ His only response is that I'm faking,

В¶ Hmm Hmm Hmm

В¶ How you stuck this thing up my rear ender.

В¶ How you stuck this thing,

В¶ How you stuffed this thing, how you stuffed this thing up my behind.

В¶ Hydrogenated trans fat, MSG,

В¶ I chose to fry now how dumb was I,

В¶ I hear what you're saying, You crazy old man,

В¶ I keep those schmucks off welfare.

В¶ I know it's legit, it's get on TV,

В¶ I sure miss gettin' my salad tossed.

В¶ I sure miss getting my salad tossed.

В¶ I think I'll do the opposite.

В¶ I think I'll go inside and get myself a job.

В¶ I want a piece of you

В¶ I will show them

В¶ I'll be all that I can be,

В¶ I'm a saint and I I really care,

В¶ I'm big and fat,

В¶ If hearts were like chickens, yours I'd defrost,

В¶ If Wendy and her broad protest with this mob,

В¶ In a Jenna Jameson like dyke porno.

В¶ In the army!

В¶ Independent businesses are hard to find,

В¶ is a dish best served fried! Ha! Ha! Hah!

В¶ Is like polishing turds.

В¶ is that I'm faking,

В¶ It could be nostalgia for all that is lost,

В¶ It could have been nostalgia for all that is lost,

В¶ It may shine like a diamond,

В¶ It's not our fault, our food's nutritious,

В¶ It's of a chicken resolution!

В¶ It's still just a shit!

В¶ just like Dick Cheney's daughter.

В¶ Just look at me how pathetic I stand,

В¶ Just minimum wage through rotisserie,

В¶ Leave those relics in the past,

В¶ Like Dick Cheney's daughter.

В¶ Like moi.

В¶ little baby chickens!

В¶ Little did I know Wendy was gay,

В¶ Little scientists can analyze

В¶ Meat!

В¶ Memories of your beef make me stew.

В¶ Mexicans with no green cards,

В¶ Might win me the heart of my dear Wendy.

В¶ Mind control the population,

В¶ Mr. Chicken have compassion,

В¶ My hunger for you is unswerving,

В¶ My meat in your buns makes such special sauce.

В¶ My need and your buns make such special sauce

В¶ My pole she'll want to be greasing,

В¶ ****a, please, this is my shit!

В¶ No chance for romance, just my dick in my hand.

В¶ No chance for romancement, boy why can't you see?

В¶ Nope, I'm soaring on wings fried golden brown,

В¶ Now haven't you heard,

В¶ Now is to die!

В¶ Now where's that ranch dressing?

В¶ On children's T.V. stations

В¶ On these flightless birds right out of this town.

В¶ On unskilled labor your business thrives.

В¶ Once I was young my strings were all strung,

В¶ Only thoughts of you get me burning,

В¶ Or do you want it fast?

В¶ or sparkle a bit.

В¶ Plus phosphoric acid means gravy for me.

В¶ Poultrygeist!

В¶ Revenge

В¶ Shake me hard, top with flour

В¶ She dumped me for some hippie HO O O E.

В¶ She eats a snatch just like a pro,

В¶ She will see my cash increasing,

В¶ Since that night all I have is self pleasure,

В¶ Since that night all I have is self pleasure.

В¶ So listen old man, why can't you see

В¶ So my friends don't fight temptation,

В¶ So plug it up with our large fried thigh!

В¶ So smarten up dumbass before it's too late,

В¶ So think twice,

В¶ Somewhat fresh and quite delicious,

В¶ Sorry I don't give a fuck!

В¶ Tell me all of your concerns

В¶ That cunt faced double dildo thief,

В¶ That I'm gay,

В¶ The Indians and chickens we love them too!

В¶ The ingredients in our food.

В¶ The kids learn arithmetic,

В¶ The last thing you hear is our squawk!

В¶ The new

В¶ The white man has destroyed our race,

В¶ Then I'll go: 'Well, sorry Hon, now, I'm gay. ' Ha Ha Hah!

В¶ They make me yearn

В¶ They make me yearn for your breasts, legs and thighs.

В¶ Think twice,

В¶ To end all this chicken suffering and slaughter.

В¶ To end chicken suffering and slaughter.

В¶ To feel pleasure and passion that's true.

В¶ To get pleasure and passion that's the truth.

В¶ To kids across the nation.

В¶ To reclaim true love what is the cost?

В¶ To reclaim true love, what is the cost?

В¶ Toddlers eat fatty foods

В¶ Troubled angry faces,

В¶ We all keep killing them

В¶ We are more popular than Jesus!

В¶ We can offer so much more,

В¶ We just came to fuck shit up!

В¶ We pay them fair for what they do,

В¶ We're all gonna die

В¶ We're all gonna die! ( END SONG )

В¶ Well I use to be quite slim you see,

В¶ Well let's all stop killing

В¶ Well, let's all be chickens tonight!

В¶ What about all the Moms and the Pops?

В¶ What do you got to say about that?

В¶ When I rolled out of bed today,

В¶ where's the beef!

В¶ While these poor folks

В¶ White

В¶ Who wants to hire them, surely not you.

В¶ Whoa oooo

В¶ Whoa, I sure miss getting my salad tossed.

В¶ Whoo ooo!

В¶ Whooh oooh oooh

В¶ With hairy pits and a studded nose,

В¶ With my partner in bed I am yearning,

В¶ With some 2 inch man meat

В¶ With these hairy balls I know that she will never play, But I love you, Arbie.

В¶ With three different kinds of cheeses!

В¶ With tissue and hand cream I can try to remember,

В¶ With tissue and hand cream I try to remember,

В¶ Without you my heart stops

В¶ Without you, my heart starves and dies.

В¶ Woaaah,

В¶ Woah!

В¶ Would you like a last request,

В¶ Yeah well, that's not for me, I got a 'Plan B!'

В¶ Yeah, that I'm gay,

В¶ Yeah, well you old farts are depressing.

В¶ Yo Bizatch! Revenge is a dish

В¶ You are my fries and your shake makes me shiver,

В¶ You are my fries and your shake makes me shiver.

В¶ You came, you saw, you ****d our land!

В¶ You elitist assholes

В¶ You know not love, just death and greed!

В¶ You lied to us at Plymouth Rock!

В¶ You only think with your dicks.

В¶ You show no love for the red skin man,

В¶ You spit in Mother Nature's face!

В¶ You white devils are a fiendish breed,

В¶ You'll be eaten alive

В¶ You're a happy meal sent from above,

В¶ You're a happy meal sent from above.

В¶ You're all gonna die

В¶ You're my Happy Meal sent from above.

В¶ Your big fat mouth tells big fat lies,

В¶ Zit faced teens and poor retards,

В¶...

В¶Our Extreme Chicken Supreme is made

ВЎEi! ВЎEi! ВЎCaliente!

ВЎViva la revoluciГіn!

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead is a cult classic horror-comedy film that was released in 2006. Directed by Lloyd Kaufman and produced by Troma Entertainment, it quickly gained a dedicated following for its outrageous storyline and over-the-top gore. The film follows the story of Arbie, played by Jason Yachanin, a young man who starts working at the American Chicken Bunker, a fast-food restaurant built on top of an ancient Indian burial ground. Unbeknownst to Arbie and his fellow employees, the restaurant's location brings the dead back to life, turning them into demon-possessed zombie chickens. Chaos ensues as the undead chickens attack employees and customers alike, seeking revenge for their mistreatment. The cast of Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead includes a talented ensemble of actors who fully embrace the film's campy nature. Aside from Jason Yachanin, who plays the protagonist Arbie, the film features Kate Graham as Wendy, Arbie's love interest, and Allyson Sereboff as Micki, a vegetarian protester fighting against the American Chicken Bunker. Other notable cast members include Joshua Olatunde, who portrays Denny, Arbie's best friend, and Lloyd Kaufman himself, who makes an appearance as the President of the United States. The film also features Robin L. Watkins as Humus, the wise Indian sage who warns Arbie of the curse, and Rose Ghavami as Nacho, a transgendered character who works at the restaurant. Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead is a mix of horror, comedy, and social commentary. It uses its outrageous premise to tackle issues such as fast-food culture, consumerism, and animal rights. The film utilizes satire and absurdity to critique society's obsession with cheap and unhealthy food, all while providing audiences with gruesome and hilarious scenes that have become iconic within the cult film community. One unique aspect of Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead is its original musical numbers. The film features a variety of catchy and comedic songs, with lyrics that range from funny to politically charged. The tunes blend seamlessly into the narrative, complementing the humor and adding an additional layer of entertainment to the film. If you're a fan of Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead, or simply enjoy the bizarre and unconventional, you're in luck. You can now play and download the sounds of this cult classic film, including the memorable musical numbers, right here. Immerse yourself in the madness of Poultrygeist, relive the absurdity, and experience the infectious melodies that will have you singing along in no time. As you browse through the available sounds, you'll find the toe-tapping charm of "Fast Food Love," a satirical commentary on the addictive nature of fast food. You can also delve into the gut-wrenching hilarity of "Zombie Chicken," a song that perfectly captures the film's gruesome yet comedic atmosphere. So, whether you want to reminisce about Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead or discover the film's unique musical elements for the first time, this collection of sounds is a must-have for any fan or enthusiast. Get ready to be dazzled by the absurdity, entertained by the music, and captivated by the unleashed poultry horrors that await you.
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