Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Edit

A giraffe?

A hippo?

A lion?!

A low hanging branch, then just over this bluff and voilá!

A phase isn't something you own, it's something you're in.

A zebra?

A!

Absolute no outsiders.

Actually, I'm the Triboro Bridge.

Actually, it appears like I'm jumping in to a pool...

After all we have been through together...

After Roma, we go to London.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! I do not trust this lion.

Aha!

Aha! But last few generations,

Albeit a fat, hairy one who smells.

Alex, be careful! She's crazy!

Alex, what was your wish?

ALEX, WHISPERING: That's not a lady. That's the King of Versailles.

Alex!

Alex!

Alex! Alex! Alex!

Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!

Alex?

Alex?

Alice, watch your head!

Alice!

Alice!

All right, animals! We may be your new owners,

All right, everybody, let's blow that promoter away!

All right, everybody, stand back. I got this one.

All right, I got you! I got you!

All right, we take these ventilation ducts

All right, what are you waiting for? We got a show to put on.

All right, you heard the cat. Move it! Come on! All aboard!

All right!

All right! We'll be waiting for you!

All that stuff, which I won't bore you with. Okay.

All you're doing is moving and not getting anywhere.

Although, the circus owner may allow stowaways

And completely flipped the paradigm.

And don't even ask me about the Uranium 238 blanket.

And get me Captain Dubois from Animal Control!

And get them to take us back to New York in the Monkey Powered Super Plane!

And he lost everything.

And I'm going!

And if I go down in flames...

And if we go down in flames, so be it!

And if you do anything that threatens this circus,

And it won't be the same without them, whatever way it is.

And little all of us es!

And now, the woman who made this all possible,

And one fateful day...

And one of them completely in the nude.

And she's French. Ooh la la.

And sit and eat borscht the rest of your life?

And sometimes I will flip, and you will catch.

And that's not the King of Versailles.

And the hoop, she got smaller!

And the people... they loved it!

And the zoo.

And then a big time promoter will see us and then send us to New York.

And then paint you pink!

And then toss balloons to the children of the world.

And then we will both flip, and we'll travel the whole world!

And then, well, I roar like... like a serious "Rawrrr!"

And there she go. The triple flip roll

And Vitaly... he was the biggest star of us all.

And we can't just blend! You know this ain't Africa.

And we never go back to way we used to be.

And we'll just attach it to this dealy Bob over here. And...

And what do I do?

And what you said about passion, it was like poetry.

And when in Rome...

And when it grow back, it is less soft. More like a prickly beard.

And where there's smoke, there's fire. And by fire, I mean the penguins!

And, Melman, you're the Brooklyn Bridge!

And, yeah, perfect!

Apology accepted. Let's roll!

Aquatic cobras!

Are gonna be able to move through Europe without attracting unwanted attention.

Are you just going to turn your back on them,

Are you kidding me? You must have some money left over.

Are you kidding? I don't drive. I'm a New Yorker!

Are you really going to shoot yourself out of that thing?

Are you sure we are ready?

At the rendezvous point with the Super Plane.

Attention! I have found our lion! He is hiding with the circus!

Au revoir, Dubois!

Aw, come on, Vitaly, you're being mean.

Aw! Would you look at this?

Awesome! Not laying very low, are we, Marty?

Aye, aye, guvnor!

Aye, aye, Skipper!

Baba booey!

Babe... your fishy kisses!

Back to New York City.

Balloons to the children of the world was not real, either?

Balloons to the children of the world!

Be cool, be cool!

Because I did the impossible!

Because if we follow our passion, we can go anywhere.

Because now we're going to completely change the show.

Because we're going... going to...

Because you're just going through the motions out there.

Because you've just messed with the King!

Behind the innocent looking poster?

Bend it a little?

Bingo!

Bravo, bravo!

Bravo, Vitaly!

Bring me your huddled masses, baby!

But his head will!

But how do I go on without Marty?

But I am tired of sitting and standing and rolling over.

But I can't dance.

But I thought it was your lifelong dream.

But there is something you must know.

But they cannot take the animals out of the circus!

But they lied to us!

But those days are over.

But we don't want to reinvent the circus wheel here,

But we're gonna get off at the next stop so we can get back to America.

But we're not ready. We're in the middle of rehearsals.

But what do we tell them?

But you penguins, you can still fix it, right? Right?

But your friends haven't given up on you.

But, Sir, it's not ready. The control rods'll have to be calibrated.

But... I want to do solo act with Marty!

But... we should just go to Monte Carlo and get them.

By the way, it's "icks" not "iss." Alex. Like New York Knicks.

Calm down, Melman.

Can we buy an Airbus A 380?

Captain Chantal Dubois.

Captain Chantal Dubois. Get up.

Captain Dubois, I am so happy to see you! You will not believe...

Check it out. Who's on a tightrope, huh? Huh?

Check.

Check.

Chimichanga! These pillows are filled with baby birds!

Circus always stay together.

Circus has been same for generations!

Circus is about following your passions, wherever they take you!

Circus is in here.

Circus is not about the acts you do.

Circus owner no allow stowaways!

Clichés.

Come on, come on, come on. Where is he?

Come on, come on!

Come on, guys!

Come on, man. Stop being this guy! Be the other guy!

Come on, man. You gotta do one cat a solid. Cat to cat.

Come on, Maurice, give it to me!

Come on, Melman!

Come on, my friend!

Come on, my hairy queen. We'll do doughnuts in the Pantheon.

Come on, you got it.

Come on! Don't just stand there, guys. Marty! Drag that thingy over here.

Come on! Hurry up!

Come on! This way!

Come on! We can do it! We can do anything! It's us!

Come on. Where's that Vitaly?

Come over here right now!

Come, everybody. We have show to do.

Compared with that, Monte Carlo's just a hop, skip and a swim away!

Crazy woman gaining!

Dancing.

Deep breaths. You're in a happy place. It's all good.

Definitely coach.

Deploy banana gun!

Did they just say they were never coming back?

Do a solid here, buddy. Come on.

Do we go on before or after the dogs? Yes.

Doesn't actually capture the real thing, does it?

Don't be a hero!

Don't cry. Stop crying!

Don't just sit there, fancy pants. Grab the wheel!

Don't leave without me!

Don't look at me when we argue! Look at the road!

Don't look at me. I'm just following the leader!

Don't shut me out, baby!

Don't take any photos, please!

Don't take... any... photos.

Don't worry. I don't.

Don't worry. The big finale is coming up!

Down low. Too slow.

Drunk off their Maple syrup and cheap pharmaceuticals,

Dubois.

E bravo! Bravissima!

Eh, stupid bozos!

Eh, that's the oldest trick in the book, Comandante.

Eh... Just give us a minute. He's on the phone and... can't get him off!

Enough! I'm gonna lead.

Every bambino in ltaly knows that one.

Everybody! On the monkey chain!

Exactly! And by stool you mean chair, right?

Except, you know... a sea lion cannonball.

Excuse me.

Families... not so entertained.

Fantastic!

Faster! Faster!

Faster! Faster! Faster! Come on!

Feel my fur. It's so soft.

Feel. Go ahead. Soft like kitten, no?

Fire in the hole!

First, we got a circus to do. We're on, folks!

Fix it, Mort.

Flipping and catching, and I will flip you...

Flushed my first goldfish, punched my first snake.

For all I know, your name is not even Alice.

For effect. But I actually pull up at the last second.

For overly harsh chewing outing, but we've gotten our point across.

Forget about being part of the herd! I'm gonna be part of the flock!

Fresh, never before seen! Off the chain!

Fur power!

Game on.

Gasp! It's Dubois!

Get back here! We have a contract!

Get back there! Negative on the driver! There's no driver!

Get back, you fool! Your cheap Cologne is obscuring the animal musk!

Get on with it!

Get this thing out of the way.

Gia and Alex, the t****zing cats!

Gia, I...

Gia! Shut the door!

Gia! Take Stefano!

Give me a downbeat! Look at this!

Give me that! The guy everybody looked up to.

GLORIA, MELMAN: Surprise!

Gloria! Are you Okay?

Gloria! You're the Statue of Liberty!

Gloria? Why are you guys so... elderly?

Glossy mane. Too much conditioner.

Go back to sitting and standing and rolling over?

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go! Move! Now!

Go, Stefano! Climb!

Good game face.

Good, Dubois.

Grab the little guys! Toss them up! Let's go! Go, go, go! Go!

Grab your luggage and drain your bladders.

Grab your peduncle, and kiss New York good bye?

Grazie, Alice.

Guys, chill out. Cute and cuddly's obviously not your thing.

Guys, I'm sorry I ever left the zoo in the first place.

Guys, stop fooling around. We're just having a little fun.

Guys, we've got a tail.

Guys?

Ha!

Ha! Hair conditioner. Great idea, my friend!

Hair too big and glossy!

Halt!

Hand over that circus, Freddie! I'll have your guts for garters!

Happy Birthday, pal!

Has anyone ever told you that you look like a supermodel?

He fly too close to the sun... and he got burned.

He is a fugitive from justice.

He jump through the hoop like he could fly!

He lost his dignity... his fame...

He push too far!

He says, "I'm an animal!" Well, we are animals!

He was fearless. Taking risks. Always new.

He was happy, all right. Happy about ripping us off!

He will never fit in the carry on.

He would not stop pushing.

He's got us pegged.

Hello, kitty!

Help me!

Help me!

Help! Nobody's driving! Oh, no! We're going to die!

Here I am!

Here we are relying on the penguins to come back for us.

Here, wrap this around you.

Hey, gorgeous.

Hey, hey, put your weapons down.

Hey, honey, look! Look, I'm doing it!

Hey, I have a great idea! Maybe you come with us to Roma!

Hey, this is not first class.

Hey, this lady's really starting to freak me out.

Hey, Vitaly is just playing around. He is good, no?

Hey, Vitaly, maybe you even do two hoops, no?

Hey, Vitaly! Got your game face on.

Hey, watch it!

Hey, where are you going?

Hey, where's everybody going?

Hey, you can buy love.

Hey!

Hey! Fifth Avenue... with no traffic!

Hey! Wait! Nobody's at the wheel!

Hey.

Hey...

Hi, Officer. Is there a problem?

Hi!

Hi.

His only passion now is the borscht.

His passion... and his fur.

His wife, she run off with a musician.

Hmm?

Hold it.

Hold on, Melman. Okay? I'll get you down, sweetie.

Hold this.

Hop on the train!

Hotel Ambassador. Let's move it!

How come Freddie gets all the circus?

How could they?! Well, you know what I say to that!

How do a lion, a zebra, a giraffe and a hippo

How one to have passion for stool poked in face?

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I admire how you have inspired these animals.

I am a doctor.

I am a King! I want to rule New York! We should talk.

I am five, yes.

I am impressed!

I am sure this circus will bring you great success! Shh!

I call it Phase 4 7B, wherein, in order to get home,

I can breathe!

I can't believe you lied to all us circus folk.

I can't dance, Okay? There, I said it.

I can't! There's no brakes!

I capisce, cool. Trust me, we're cool.

I don't even know why we bought a circus in the first place.

I don't feel safe!

I don't think I can hold on much longer!

I don't think so!

I don't think Vitaly likes that idea. What's he gonna do?

I don't want fake foot! Okay?

I don't want to be King anymore!

I don't want you to think of me as some sort of authority figure.

I drop down, grab the penguins. You crank me up, and we are out of here.

I flip off the wire harness, ignite my jet pack,

I forgot about that wall in between us, Melman.

I got a better idea. Show 'em, Rico.

I guess this is good bye and good luck!

I hear you, Russki.

I just need to figure out which duct each of us should take.

I just wanted to thank you for letting us get on the train back there.

I know the big cat with the accent...

I know you think we are a stinky, poopy circus,

I know! Baby, forgive me.

I know. It is stupido idea.

I know. New York Kniss. Is not hard.

I like that in a woman.

I lost all feeling in this thing years ago.

I love it!

I love passion and poetry. They go together, really.

I love this. But it's not the real thing.

I mean, if I had just stayed put,

I mean, the music totally throws off my timing.

I mean, they cannot...

I missed.

I never felt so alive!

I never know what to do with my arms.

I never thought I'd say this on American soil, but the Russki's right!

I only wish we'd realized that sooner.

I practiced in private because you dance so well.

I said, "Perfect. That's where we'll find the penguins."

I think we all know the right thing to do.

I think you understand what I'm saying!

I used it to buy teeth and then have them capped in gold.

I want a hug, too!

I want to kiss every inch of your huge head.

I was once a brave tiger.

I was shot out of a Cannon! I could have died!

I was so Hung up on who I was...

I will get you something even better.

I wished we could go home. I mean, don't get me wrong.

I won't be there!

I wonder if you actually do t****ze.

I'll never be president.

I'm fine!

I'm flying!

I'm flying! I'm the first flying monkey!

I'm going to fall and break all of my neck! Ah!

I'm going to have to send you back to Monaco under maximum security.

I'm hungry.

I'm just messing with you.

I'm like a candy cane in a black and white movie.

I'm new!

I'm on a tightrope! I'm on a tightrope!

I'm passenger seat driving. Give me the wheel.

I'm proud of you, but...

I'm really going to Miss those guys.

I'm talking really, really quiet.

I've always dreamed of doing this, from time I was a little pup,

If anything, they're starting to feel sorry for you.

If I am going down, your head is coming with me!

If that's not a red blooded American promoter, I don't know what is.

If the stowaways just happen to be the owners.

If they want to attract a decent sports team,

In fact, I do not think they have given you a second thought since you showed up.

Initiate lock down!

Initiate warp drive.

Is it dangerous?

Is it dangerous? Yes, of course it's dangerous!

Is it the penguins? Have they come to take us home?

Is my neck getting longer?

Is there more?

Is this like the t****ze?

Isn't that fun?

It brought tears to my eyes.

It didn't exactly exist when I taught it to you.

It had never been done before because it was physically impossible!

It is great tradition of sitting, standing, rolling over.

It is impossible.

It is soft.

It makes me cry to see you cry, my darling.

It may take me a number of weeks.

It was about...

It was always impossible, Vitaly. That's why the people loved it.

It was never about the money.

It was romantic. It was dangerous.

It's a bit complicated unless you understand

It's going to be a long ride!

It's good, no?

It's just a pillow!

It's just like dancing, Melman. Two steps forward, one step back.

It's missing passion.

It's Monte Carlo or bust.

It's nice to be... Ah!

It's not a wheel, it's my baby!

It's not actually New York. I hope that was clear.

It's obvious I'm just an emotional whoopee cushion for you to sit on!

It's only a matter of time before...

It's that horrid woman!

It's the fuzz!

It's worth a shot.

Jet pack! He pull up!

Jet packs and aquatic cobras! I should have known.

Just kidding! We're never coming back!

Just look at me. Look at me.

Just pull the switch!

Just think of this as a fun warm up for that promoter in London.

Just throw us the money!

Just watch and learn!

Kids love it. Kids always love that.

Kowalski, intel.

Kowalski, signal the chimps to meet us

Kowalski, status report.

Kowalski, we'll be rich! The rules of physics don't apply to us.

La la la, la la la...

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Gia,

Leaving the zoo was the best thing that ever happened to us.

Let me finish!

Let's do it!

Let's get out of here!

Let's go, go, go, go, go!

Let's go!

Let's go. Go, go, go, go, go!

Let's let these animals do their show. Ta da!

Lie down.

Light the hoop on fire!

Light the hoop on fire!

Like that? That's one way of doing it, sure.

Like the ring

Lion.

Listen, man. You may have given up on yourself,

Literally. The extra virgin Olive oil is extra flammable.

Look at him go!

Look at the mural.

Look at this. Whoa! Hey!

Look, I got a good left foot, but without my right foot, I can't walk.

Look, lion guy.

Look!

Look! A flying circus!

Look! Look what she's done!

Look! There's a little me.

Make a new show. And we go all the way to US and A!

Make a wish, sweetheart.

Make the hoop smaller.

MALE, ITALIAN ACCENT: They sound like they be in trouble.

Mamma Maria, Mia Santa, Santa Mia Farrow...

Mamma Mia, Santa Maria, Santa Maria...

Mamma Mia!

Man your battle stations!

Man, that was close!

Marty, it was horrible. That same nightmare again, huh?

Marty! I'm so glad you're here.

Marty! Shoot me a line.

Marty! We skipped Phase Two! We didn't chew them out!

Maybe because you've never tried.

Maybe I am average intelligence after all!

Maybe, but do they know about the old escape hole

Me and you! We got this!

Me! I voted me! 'Cause I'm the leader!

Me? Stay with the circus?

Melman! Oh, my gosh!

Melman? Why do you look like that?

Melman?!

Mission accomplished. Now let's get out of here!

Monaco Animal Control. Perfect case record.

Monsieur, we both know the lion does not belong to you.

More boomstick, Rico! I really want to fly!

Mort! Stop it!

Move it!

Move over, Miss Daisy!

My ancestors used to perform here. No kidding!

My momma was circus. My daddy was circus.

My neck!

My rock looks smaller than I remember it.

My tears are real!

My tummy is speaking to me!

Nah, not really.

Naughty me.

Never to fly again.

New York is closer than ever! Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

New York? Seriously? That's our home. That's where we live.

Nine Duane Reades on the same street!

No promoter is sending this show to America. It's toe up!

No, I don't think so.

No, I have tried.

No, no, no, no. I am only average intelligence.

No, no, no. I mean, yes, but...

No, no, no. You come this way!

No, no, this isn't stupido. This could work!

No, not really.

No, Stefano, but it never really was.

No!

No!

No! I just came by to say that I don't want you to think...

No! We've got to get home!

No.

No. Nobody is intimidated at all by you.

Nope. But it's the next best thing.

Not everything is solved that way, you know.

Nothing!

Nothing. But it's our only shot at getting home.

Now I can eat apples!

Now I have finally reached the moment I have been preparing for my entire life.

Now I'm getting the silent treatment, am I?

Now it makes sense. No wonder the circus master was so happy to sell.

Now stay!

Now they play Vegas. Fifty shows a day in 52 separate venues.

Now you're really in big troub...

Now, they're not gonna let animals on to the casino floor,

Now, when was the last time you looked in the mirror?

Numero uno in all the Europa!

Nyet!

Nyet! This train is for circus animals only.

Of course we're ready! Born ready! Ready steady! Come on, let's go!

Of course. The secret tunnel under the bed!

Oh, good stuff. Good. Good news.

Oh, gross!

Oh, hello?

Oh, man!

Oh, my face!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! She's onto us!

Oh, no.

Oh, no. No, this is not happening.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, that was great!

Oh, what's the point?

Oh, yay!

Oh, yay!

Oh, yeah, right. Sorry about my enthusiasm.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Let me drop down! I'll grab the penguins!

Oh! Watch out!

Oh! Whoo!

Oi, let's go!

Okay, fine.

Okay, how do we begin?

Okay, I get it. Okay?

Okay, Marty, we lost her! Maybe you can slow down now.

Okay! Strike up the band!

Okay.

Okay. I do one hoop.

Okay. In exactly two minutes and 17 seconds, the lemurs will cut the power.

Okay. phase one: We break into the casino, grab the penguins,

Okay. Whoo! All right.

Okay. Wind her up, boys!

Okay... if these are your feelings, I understand now.

On a finger of the tiniest lady with the slimmest of fingers.

On my wall.

One step back.

Only circus animals on this train!

Ooh, look who's talking.

Ooh... You have a very hairy back.

Operation Afro Circus Rescue... engage!

Operation Penguin Extraction does not include levity.

Or are you gonna get out there and jump through that tiny little hoop?

Or the really old "I'm gonna hide up on the ceiling" trick!

Or you'd never have let us on the train!

Oui.

Our Omega 3 slick will take them down.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow! Huh?

Ow! We cannot leave them there!

Paparazzi!

Pedal to the metal, Private.

Perhaps even slightly above.

Please welcome Chantal Dubois!

Please, you got to hide us. Just until the heat dies down.

Poor, poor animals.

Prepare to be blown away!

Private, activate!

Psst. Señorita Bell bottoms.

Put your backs into it! Double banana overtime!

Ready for launch!

Ready for launch?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Relax, Alex. 'Cause I got a surprise for you!

Remember, we just lay low.

Rico! Get the Cannon ready! Same charge!

Riddle me that.

Right, Marty? Marty?

Right. Oh, man, we are so sorry.

Rock? Yeah. It's a very high... rock.

Roger that. Oh, and keep an eye out for Dubois.

Roll over.

Sadly, I discovered I don't like apples.

Scusi. Vitaly!

See? Two steps forward.

Serpentine! Serpentine!

She's good!

She's on the roof!

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Shh!

Shh! Come on, guys.

Shh! Don't make it any easier on the psycho.

Show 'em, boys.

Sí. That's means yes!

Sir! A solid gold plane wouldn't be able to fly.

Skipper, what about the plane?

Skipper, what did you end up doing with the crazy lady, anyway?

Smaller!

So be it!

So expect some kind of disguise.

So just go out, do what you do!

So that I may put him where he belongs.

So that kind of rules that out.

So that's it? That's it then, we're never gonna get home?

So the good news is this song is almost over.

So when do we get the jet packs and aquatic cobras?

So when he lost his passion,

So wipe that Smirnoff your face and Popov!

So you want to run away with the circus?

So, you ran away with the circus.

Solid gold, baby!

Some say I'm even slightly below.

Something that'll blow that circus promoter away!

Sonya, baby!

Sonya, I Miss you, baby! I Miss my stinky bear!

Sonya, where are you?

Sonya!

Sonya! Where is Sonya the bear?!

Sonya! Where is the bear? Sonya! We're about to start!

Sonya? Are you listening to me?

Sorry, little incline there. Back up this hill.

Sorry! What was that?

Speak.

Stay out of the way. Let them do their thing.

Stefano, we do not invite trouble into our circus. I don't trust lion.

Stefano, why the sad little face?

Stefano, you know "blown away" means good, right?

Stefano!

Stefano!

Stefano! Hey, Stefano! Have you seen Vitaly?

Step on it, boys!

Stop it! No means no! Or in your language... Aah!

Stupido!

Suck in that gut!

Surprise!

Ta da!

Take cover!

Take off their clothes?

Take our circus back, and we'll do it together!

Tell me one conceivable way that extra large animals like us

Tell them the eagle has landed.

Tell you what, bet those penguins will be glad to see us.

Tell your comrades there is one rule we do not break!

Tenemos una problema Grande.

Terrific. I look forward to seeing you up there.

Thank you. Thank you all for coming to this special celebration.

That is roach killing ugly!

That is such a coincidence!

That is why I loved it.

That part is so easy, Melman. Okay?

That Vitaly is no more.

That was heavy.

That's because it's a mud model, Alex.

That's Bolshevik!

That's good to hear.

That's how you do it! Whoa!

That's it.

That's just paper.

That's our ticket out of here!

That's right! Home free, baby!

That's right. Families not so entertained

That's right. Families not so entertained

That's the chimps. And the chimps are like smoke.

That's what everybody thought, Vitaly, until those French Canadians came along,

That's what I call crack a lackin' to the Mack a lackin'!

The car goes vroom vroom!

The chimps will work through the night. No breaks, no safety restrictions.

The Colosseum, Marty! The original theater in the round.

The eagle has landed!

The fact is, you guys, you got stuck in a rut.

The gear assembly is badly damaged, Sir.

The guy who was all circus! The guy who jumped through hoops!

The hippies got ambushed!

The King is letting it ride.

The King of Versailles wins it all!

The lion.

The promoter is in the house!

The t****ze flying Jaguar!

The way it used to be isn't the way it was.

The whole pitch and yaw... arc and gravity.

Then it wouldn't be a circus, would it?

Then we'll pick up the hippies and fly back to New York in style.

Then why don't you lilt over,

There was a time when Circus Zaragoza,

There's an angry mob outside, and they're demanding their money back!

There's Times Square, with its modern day corporate lack of character.

These are things a leader has to think of.

They are circus. Circus stick together.

They are our friends!

They have good show without me.

They should bulldoze this rat trap and invest in a new arena.

They're going to New York! Well, only if he likes what he sees.

They're not even circus!

This circus means everything to us.

This could be our last chance. But we will not do this without you.

This is a disaster!

This is awkward. We can hear everything they're saying.

This is so exciting!

This is where animals like you belong! Now sit!

This is why we need your help. What sort of help?

This secret tunnel is a dead end!

Thou shalt say it and not spray it?

Three other animals back to New York.

Three?

Time to fire up Kowalski's nucular reactor.

To be a human cannonball!

To hunt the King of the beasts!

To the crawlspace above the casino where we find the penguins.

Today!

T****ze americano, you make that up, too?

T****ze americano!

T****ze americano!

Trenta minuti, everybody! Trenta minuti!

Twelve hours old.

Two hundred and fifty kilograms.

Two tons of fun. Dive, dive, dive!

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh, this is a beginners' class, and that's a pretty advanced maneuver.

Uh... I wouldn't eat that side of the cake if I were you.

Uh... No!

Uh... You know, the thing is...

Unleash the seal.

Up high! Whoo ha!

Vitaly, I may not trust him, either,

Vitaly! Vitaly! Vitaly!

Vitaly... he will not go on!

Viva Vitaly!

Vive la France!

Voilà!

Voilà. Giraffe at twelve o'clock.

Wait, listen! We are circus animals. You got to let us in!

Wait!

Wait!

Walk into a casino in Monte Carlo?

Was that the sound of a cell door closing?

Was that the sound of my HP printer printing?

Was that t****ze americano?

Wasn't so excited about us getting on.

Watch it, mate!

Watch it. Watch yourself. Small divots!

We apologize to the penguins

We are a lost 'cause.

We are doing t****ze americano.

We are gonna rethink everything anybody's ever known about circus!

We blow all our money on a bad circus,

We call it the Luxury Assault Recreational Vehicle.

We can do impossible!

We can do that funk and groove dance thing!

We can fix it! We'll fix it! Yeah, guys, come on, we'll fix it!

We can't draw attention to ourselves.

We chew out the penguins for abandoning us in Africa.

We could have at least bought a circus that knew how to circ!

We did it!

We did pretty good.

We don't need humans because we've got passion.

We find a new passion.

We had enough dough for a plane!

We had to say we were circus.

We make good, classic family entertainment.

We make it right by telling them how wrong we were.

We need more power.

We need to get this show on the road. Private!

We trusted you.

We were a great circus!

We were stuck here in Africa, and we were all super old and wrinkly...

We will come up with something fresh, something amazing, something brand new!

We wouldn't have anything to be sad about right now.

We'll be back from our gambling spree in a couple weeks.

We'll make an all animal circus!

We're going to America, as well!

We're going to America! Whoo!

We're invisible!

We're never going home.

We're not going home.

We're us!

Well played, lion.

Well, I aged well, but the rest of you looked terrible!

Well, I'm not... I wouldn't say "star." More like... well, star.

Well, I'm... I'm... I'm...

Well, I've always been kind of a solo act.

Well, someone else has the Canadian work ethic!

Well, that was worth the price of admission.

Well, that's music to my ears. And the bad news?

Well, the other circus animals might find me a bit intimidating.

Well, the plane's totaled. Kaput, blammo, busted!

Well, you only get one chance at a first impression.

Well... as Vitaly goes, so goes the circus.

Well... I basically, uh, I jump up on my rock...

Well... we're here.

Were you spying on me?

What a cliché.

What a heartwarming performance, Monsieur Circus Master.

What are we doing?

What are we gonna do? We can't hide forever!

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Zebras can't drive! Only penguins and people can drive.

What are you doing?!

What are you doing?! Come on!

What do all these buttons do?

What do we do?

What do we know about owning a circus?

What do you mean?

What do you say we go back?

What do you say?

What does a human say when he's passionate?

What happened to "circus stick together," huh?

What is sharply dressed little Birdie talking about?

What is that cat's problem?

What is this place?

What is wrong with you? Speak!

What is your act, Alice?

What other guy?

What the heck is going on with the lights?

What?

What?

What? We have to help them!

What?!

When all that really matters is what we smell like together.

When I was seven, I strangled my first parrot,

When we were with the circus, we were already home.

When you look for where I am,

Where are you coming from?

Where is he? I'm sure I can reason with him.

Where is he? Must find King Julien. King Julien!

Where there is circus, there is lion.

Which one of you is leader?

Who brought Alex the lion and a couple of...

Who voted you Grand Phase Master anyway?

Who you was... what you smelled like...

Who's from Cincinnati?

Who's on a...

Whoa, not too fast!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! How do dogs do that?

Whoa! How do dogs do that?

Whoa! Look at that! That is one ugly, mug ugly lady!

Whoa! Oh ho!

Whoa! Okay, Okay. I got you. I got you, honey.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo! I'm dancing!

Whoo!

Whoo! I was flying! I was effin I Y in'!

Why can't we all be leaders?

Why can't we ever just make a normal landing?

Why don't you just chew on this?

Why should you be the leader? Why not me?

Wipe away the tears. Calm down.

With a double leap, and...

Wow, our home.

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

Wow! Circus americano!

Wow! New York City.

Wow! T****ze americano!

Wow! You guys made this?

Wow! You use a net!

Wow.

Yah!

Yah!

Yah!

Yay!

Yay...

Yeah, baby!

Yeah, thanks. Thanks.

Yeah, that's not real. But look at what we did.

Yeah, that's right. And you know how they did it?

Yeah, that's right. We've gone halfway around the world!

Yeah, they're probably bored out of their minds!

Yeah, yeah!

Yeah, yeah. You're a little crackerjack, can do team.

Yeah!

Yeah! It was exciting!

Yeah. Every show had a captive audience.

Yeah. From memory! From crazy, obsessive memory.

Yeah. Out there, in the world, we were really living.

Yeah. Why should we lift a paw?

Yes, but it's no use.

Yes, go out and get food and come back!

Yes!

Yes! T****ze americano. We use the net.

Yes! T****ze! Exactly!

Yes! Yes! No.

Yes. Full circus!

Yes. Well, I'm afraid labor laws are slightly more lenient in France.

Yes. Yes. But wait, there's more.

You and me, baby! An act together!

You are from a zoo?

You are not!

You are really circus?

You better know what you're doing.

You brought back Alex the lion!

You call this laying low?

You can still do Cannon solo.

You can teach me!

You can teach us to do new circus. Americano style!

You cannot change circus. There is long tradition!

You don't have fingers, Marty.

You get fake foot, then you walk.

You got it. Afro, don't fail me now!

You gotta go back in your momma's belly,

You guys. You've both made and ruined my day.

You have a band?

You have a deal, Mi amigo.

You just start from the outside pieces, and you work your way in.

You know our circus is in trouble.

You know, I think I might have an idea for you.

You must all be very famous!

You pillow fight like a bunch of little girls!

You practiced? For me?

You see, they only have to work two weeks a year.

You should never have left the Forest. Now you deal with me.

You smell like peaches and Herb!

You stopped pushing, you stopped taking risks.

You think, Marty?!

You want excitement? Ha ha!

You want me to give it to you straight?

You want to go live in a zoo?

You were never circus?

You will flip, and I will catch.

You will have to answer to me. Capisce?

You will turn the lion over to me

You're going down, but not with my head.

You're in big trouble.

You're leaving? You're just gonna walk out on everybody?

You're risking Private's community college fund.

Your days of chasing animals are over, Dubois!

Your hoofs aren't meant to be on a wheel!

Your wish has come true!

♪ The Bronx is up. ♪ ♪ But the Battery's down ♪

A really high rock! And then?

Aha! What's new, pussycat?

Ahh! Whoo!

All eyes on me. Okay.

All of us! Yeah... Yeah, yeah!

And danger! Really living!

And then? And then I jump off the rock.

And then?! And then... And then what?

and we're not any closer to New York! If anything, we're further away!

Another day bites the dust. Come on, now!

Anything! If we do it together!

Anywhere! We can do anything!

Apparently, they killed. Sounds like a great gig!

Balloons! Jet pack!

Black! That's it, baby!

Blow me away! Here we go!

Buh bye! Good bye.

Bye! Or whenever the gold runs out.

Come to me. I can't.

Could we go with you? Sure! You can bunk with Vitaly!

Diamonds and gold. Check.

Do you need a push? No.

ETA to rendezvous point? Two minutes, 37 seconds, Sir.

Fire in the hole! Oh!

Flaps. Check.

Flippin' 'eck! Rocket shoes!

Frankie, Jonesy! Be ready! You got it, boss!

Full of water! Full of cobras!

Fur power! Chanting is fun! Chanting is fun!

Gia, I... You used us.

Gia? Circus stick together.

Going to America? What?

He not lion. He lioness... with a beehive.

Help me! Baby, hold on. Hold on.

Help me! Nice one, Stripes!

Hey! Qu'est ce que c'est?

Hey! Too late for you to drive! Don't look at me!

Home! Home.

Home. Cheeseburger.

Home. Huh.

How did I get phased out? You're part of a phase.

How do you do that?! Wire harness!

I am a sea lion! Whatever.

I don't know. Ask the Rabbi! Hey, I'm serious.

I hope this is important. Come this way, Alice!

I know they don't rhyme. T****ze is my passion!

I may not always be around. Where are you going?

I want to be a circus horse! We could paint you white!

I want to try that! Jonesy! Jonesy!

I will have your head! Oh, no! Help me!

I'm coming right now! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

I'm dancing. I'm dancing! Two steps forward...

I'm going to fly, baby! Oh, yes! What a triumph!

I'm with you! I'm in!

It could? Stefano, you're a genius!

It is not our problem! No, no! Wait, wait, wait!

It is real. It's real!

It's a miracle! Thank you! Thank you!

King of Versailles wins again. I say we let it ride.

Let it ride! Right o!

Let's rock. You and me, baby!

Like this? Good!

Like this? Smaller.

Live a life of adventure? Full of romance?

London, here we come! Sunshiny London, yes!

Look at that. Slippery but not flammable.

Mamma Mia! Hurry up!

Marty, they're professionals. Come on. Whoo! You look gorgeous!

Marty, what phase are we at? Uh... Apologize!

Marty? Oh, goody, you're here!

Maybe I should be in charge. Melman!

Mm hmm. Was that always there?

More? Or less. There's less.

No more pictures! Medic!

No, no! No, no! Alex the lion!

No! Wake up! Wake up, Ally Al!

No. They got rid of the animals. What?

No. You're Sucky o Andretti! Stop backseat driving!

Now, are you sure about this? I'm sure.

Now! I'm a bit busy right now.

Now! No.

Now? No!

Now? No.

Now? No.

Now? Do it? No. No!

Nyet! Oh, no.

Off with your head! I'm gonna chew his leg off!

Oh, I actually do do t****ze. Show me!

Oh, no. Alex? Where are you?

Oh, no. Lock down, eh?

Oi! Naff off, you muppet! Whoa! What the...?

Okay? No.

Our circus! Yeah!

Please. Over there! Over there!

Pull up? Yeah.

Say it ain't so! Che stupida! No animals...

Sí. Wow? When?

Stefano. I don't know what to do.

Struts. Check.

That is all? Into a pool!

That's a nuclear reactor? Nucular.

That's it! I'm going in. Stop! It's too dangerous!

Uh, dance? This thing right here. Look.

Uh, yeah. Sort of. Incredible!

Vitaly, what are you doing? You missed.

Wait! Wait for me! Stefano!

Wake up! Marty!

We did it, Alice! Yeah!

We're dancing on a tightrope! You're great.

We're in! We'll have some of that! Can I hear you say "fur power"?

We're relatively well known... But Alex is really the star.

Well done, Private. Did I do good?

What are we gonna do? We'd better vamoose... pronto.

What just happened? Where are we? What is this?

What? Hmm?

What? I tried everything I could.

What? Incoming!

What? Overlap, your acts overlap.

What? Teach me.

What? The idea you said. Two seconds ago.

What? There it is. The casino!

What? What you just said.

What? Your stupido idea!

What?! America?

Where did Alex go? I don't know.

Where did you get this? I got it from the zoo.

Where's Vitaly? He opens. I don't know.

Whoa! Or not.

Whoa. He was our inspiration.

Whoo! Outgoing!

Whoo! Yeah! Whoo!

Whoo! Okay! Hi, honey.

Whoo! Yeah! Melman!

With cobras! Aquatic cobras.

Yeah, we... Absolutely.

Yeah! Yes!

Yeah. To home.

Yes, let's do this! I like it!

Yes! I like it!

You don't? Oh. Not at all.

You're going the wrong way, Marty! Just call me Marty o Andretti.

¿Qué? ¿Qué Grande problema?

'Cause all you have to do is put them around your partner.

'Cause I'm the phase tracker!

'Cause if blowing up is your thing, then you in the right place.

'cause you're too cute to be out here in the real world.

"I'm a mean Russian cat who isn't nice to anybody."

"Show me"? What are we, five?

"The show must go on."

♪ ("CON TE PARTIRÓ") ♪

♪ ("COOL JERK") ♪

♪ ("FIREWORK") ♪

♪ ("FIREWORK") ♪

♪ ("LOVE ALWAYS COMES AS A SURPRISE") ♪

♪ ("WATERMARK") ♪

♪ ("WE NO SPEAK AMERICANO") ♪

♪ Circus Afro Circus Afro ♪

♪ Circus Afro, Circus Afro ♪ ♪ Polka dot, polka dot! ♪

♪ Circus Afro, Circus Afro! Polka ♪ ♪ dot, polka dot, polka dot, Afro! ♪

♪ Da da da da da da da da, ♪ ♪ Afro! ♪

♪ Da da da da da da da da, circus ♪ ♪ Da da da da da da da da, Afro ♪

♪ Da da da da da da da da, circus! ♪ ♪ Da da da da da da da da, Afro! ♪

♪ Everybody dance now! ♪

♪ Everybody dance now! ♪

♪ I am getting so hot ♪

♪ I like to move it, ♪ ♪ move it You like to... ♪

♪ I like to move it, move it ♪ ♪ I like to move it, move it ♪

♪ I want to take my fur off ♪

♪ I'll tell you what I want ♪ ♪ What I really, really want... ♪

♪ It's getting hot in here ♪

♪ Jump, jump to the ♪ ♪ rhythm, jump... ♪

♪ New York, New York ♪ ♪ it's a heck of a town ♪

♪ New York, New York... ♪

♪ On the mic with a dope ♪ ♪ rhyme Jump to the rhythm ♪

♪ Pause Back ♪ ♪ with the bass ♪

♪ Polka dot, polka dot, ♪ ♪ polka dot, Afro! ♪

♪ Ra da da ♪ ♪ da da da da da da, circus! ♪

♪ So take off all your fur ♪

♪ The jam is live in effect ♪ ♪ and I don't waste time ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Yo, tell me what you want ♪ ♪ What you really, really want ♪