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Good Burger (1997) Good Burger is a delightful comedy film that was released in 1997. Directed by Brian Robbins and written

Good Burger (1997)

Good Burger is a delightful comedy film that was released in 1997. Directed by Brian Robbins and written by Dan Schneider and Kevin Kopelow, the movie takes viewers on a hilarious journey as it follows the misadventures of two high school friends who find themselves working at a fast-food restaurant called Good Burger.

The storyline revolves around Ed, played by Kel Mitchell, and Dexter, played by Kenan Thompson. Ed is a lovable and somewhat dim-witted teenager who accidentally causes damage to his teacher's car. In dire need of money to cover the repair costs, he ends up finding a job at Good Burger. Dexter, on the other hand, is a smart and ambitious student who reluctantly takes a job at the same restaurant after his mom forces him to get a summer job.

At Good Burger, Ed and Dexter encounter various quirky characters, including their eccentric boss Mr. Bailey, portrayed by Sinbad. As they navigate their new workplace, the duo stumbles upon a rival burger joint, Mondo Burger, which threatens to put Good Burger out of business with its massive patties. However, Ed discovers the secret ingredient that makes Good Burger's burgers so delicious and decides to save the day.

Good Burger is a lighthearted and family-friendly comedy that is sure to keep audiences entertained. It offers a unique blend of slapstick humor, witty one-liners, and heartwarming moments. Kel Mitchell's portrayal of Ed is endearing and provides plenty of comedic moments, while Kenan Thompson's performance as Dexter adds an extra layer of charm to the film.

The cast also includes Abe Vigoda as Otis, a Chew and Swallow regular who loves his Good Burgers, and Shar Jackson as Monique, Dexter's longtime crush who also works at Mondo Burger. Linda Cardellini, who went on to gain fame in shows like Freaks and Geeks and ER, makes an appearance as Heather, a girl who befriends Ed and Dexter.

The movie's soundtrack, which features songs from various artists, captures the spirit of the film perfectly. If you want to relive the fun and nostalgia of Good Burger, you can easily play and download these sounds from a variety of sources.

In conclusion, Good Burger is a must-watch comedy film from 1997 that showcases the talents of Kel Mitchell and Kenan Thompson. With its hilarious storyline, memorable characters, and an entertaining soundtrack, the movie continues to be enjoyed by audiences of all ages. Whether you're looking for a good laugh or a trip down memory lane, Good Burger definitely delivers.
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A French fry.
A French fry.
A little help here.
A little help here.
A lot.
A lot.
A Mondo Burger.
A Mondo Burger.
A question that's plagued mankind for centuries.
A question that's plagued mankind for centuries.
A van, a truck?
A van, a truck?
A'ight.
A'ight.
Aah!
Aah!
About being in charge of every single one of you.
About being in charge of every single one of you.
About two and half months to get me my money.
About two and half months to get me my money.
Across the street?
Across the street?
Adios, TKO, historical.
Adios, TKO, historical.
After awhile, it stopped lighting up.
After awhile, it stopped lighting up.
After you lock up?
After you lock up?
Again with this grinder.
Again with this grinder.
Again! Again! That was cool!
Again! Again! That was cool!
Ah, hey, dude.
Ah, hey, dude.
Ah, Mr. Reed.
Ah, Mr. Reed.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! Ah... ah!
Ah! Ah... ah!
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah. Huh.
Ah. Huh.
Ah...
Ah...
Ah... ah...
Ah... ah...
All All right...
All All right...
All big and beefy
All big and beefy
All of it.
All of it.
All right,
All right,
All right, all right, everybody.
All right, all right, everybody.
All right, Dexter.
All right, Dexter.
All right, don't worry, bro.
All right, don't worry, bro.
All right, I see, I'm going
All right, I see, I'm going
All right, Jake?
All right, Jake?
All right, let's go.
All right, let's go.
All right, look, Ed,
All right, look, Ed,
All right, look, forget it.
All right, look, forget it.
All right, maybe I'll tell you one more time.
All right, maybe I'll tell you one more time.
All right, now, come on!
All right, now, come on!
All right, okay. All right.
All right, okay. All right.
All right, people.
All right, people.
All right, punk... the game is over.
All right, punk... the game is over.
All right, we can be partners,
All right, we can be partners,
All right?
All right?
All right?
All right?
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. You're all right.
All right. You're all right.
All to go. But I would like to have my beverage while I wait.
All to go. But I would like to have my beverage while I wait.
All what?
All what?
ALL: Yeah!
ALL: Yeah!
An egg roll or two.
An egg roll or two.
And 17 orders of your Good Chunks.
And 17 orders of your Good Chunks.
And a chocolate pop...
And a chocolate pop...
And a little bit of that! Huh!
And a little bit of that! Huh!
And after he got you a job?!
And after he got you a job?!
And an ice cream sandwich,
And an ice cream sandwich,
And asked you on a date.
And asked you on a date.
And bringing your team all the way
And bringing your team all the way
And call the cops.
And call the cops.
And come in there and get a can of that chemical
And come in there and get a can of that chemical
And cuddly.
And cuddly.
And do some counter work.
And do some counter work.
And Ed?
And Ed?
And for no reason at all, he bought me this yo yo.
And for no reason at all, he bought me this yo yo.
And free the kangaroos?
And free the kangaroos?
And freeing all the kangaroos.
And freeing all the kangaroos.
And hightail it back to Good Burger, all right?
And hightail it back to Good Burger, all right?
And I don't know how they do it, but they charge the same amount
And I don't know how they do it, but they charge the same amount
And I estimate it'll take you
And I estimate it'll take you
And I got to admit, good as new.
And I got to admit, good as new.
And I got to do my thing...
And I got to do my thing...
And I guess I'll have the other half
And I guess I'll have the other half
And I just got fired.
And I just got fired.
And I'll give you anything you want.
And I'll give you anything you want.
And in my heart.
And in my heart.
And it made this funky, whistling noise, too.
And it made this funky, whistling noise, too.
And it's going to make all
And it's going to make all
And just pour the triambythal
And just pour the triambythal
And lemon juice pops! Huh!
And lemon juice pops! Huh!
And make sure nobody eats that poison sauce.
And make sure nobody eats that poison sauce.
And nobody is putting Good Burger out of business!
And nobody is putting Good Burger out of business!
And now, people, welcome to Mondo Burger.
And now, people, welcome to Mondo Burger.
And now...
And now...
And quit poking me.
And quit poking me.
And saw everyone wearing the same thing.
And saw everyone wearing the same thing.
And say "Howdy do, neighbor."
And say "Howdy do, neighbor."
And she lets you drive this while she's out of town?
And she lets you drive this while she's out of town?
And some ketchup.
And some ketchup.
And still works in fast food. Huh.
And still works in fast food. Huh.
And tell us how you like the good sauce.
And tell us how you like the good sauce.
And tell your little police friend
And tell your little police friend
And that's just the base price!
And that's just the base price!
And their car broke down.
And their car broke down.
And then I went to camp and fell down a sand dune...
And then I went to camp and fell down a sand dune...
And then I'll keep the other
And then I'll keep the other
And then you hop on the cup, and then shimmy up the straw.
And then you hop on the cup, and then shimmy up the straw.
And this fell out of the pocket.
And this fell out of the pocket.
And those stripes really bring out
And those stripes really bring out
And told you to break into the zoo
And told you to break into the zoo
And we was spinning around like that...
And we was spinning around like that...
And we'll see who's lying.
And we'll see who's lying.
And what a nice and caring person you are.
And what a nice and caring person you are.
And yes, I have worked in fast food.
And yes, I have worked in fast food.
And yet, I'm still looking at you.
And yet, I'm still looking at you.
And you go in the grinder.
And you go in the grinder.
And you may have to pitch in
And you may have to pitch in
And you were concentrating so hard,
And you were concentrating so hard,
And your manager still only pays you
And your manager still only pays you
And, uh, anybody he likes that much...
And, uh, anybody he likes that much...
And, uh, oh, on the Regular Good Meals,
And, uh, oh, on the Regular Good Meals,
And, um... I will always remember you,
And, um... I will always remember you,
And...
And...
Another $800 to fix my mother's car
Another $800 to fix my mother's car
Any accidents on your record?
Any accidents on your record?
Any longer.
Any longer.
Anywho, I'd like to order, uh
Anywho, I'd like to order, uh
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
Aren't they something?
Aren't they something?
As we do for a Good Burger.
As we do for a Good Burger.
At Mondo Burger, there are no comedians.
At Mondo Burger, there are no comedians.
Aw, what, you chicken?
Aw, what, you chicken?
Aw... aw!
Aw... aw!
Awesome.
Awesome.
Be a victim of its own foul play.
Be a victim of its own foul play.
Because if you do, Good Burger's going to be in big trouble.
Because if you do, Good Burger's going to be in big trouble.
Because it would hurt him too much.
Because it would hurt him too much.
Because Kurt... is now both your mother and your father.
Because Kurt... is now both your mother and your father.
Because right now, my man Ed
Because right now, my man Ed
Because the boy showed up
Because the boy showed up
Because they're, they're flexible,
Because they're, they're flexible,
Before summer starts?"
Before summer starts?"
Before the tomato gets all slippery
Before the tomato gets all slippery
Better step on it.
Better step on it.
Big competition.
Big competition.
Bigger! Bigger!
Bigger! Bigger!
Bigger? But they're already...
Bigger? But they're already...
Black man in jail?
Black man in jail?
BOTH: Oh, oh, oh!
BOTH: Oh, oh, oh!
BOTH: you go in the grinder!
BOTH: you go in the grinder!
Boy, you must really suck.
Boy, you must really suck.
Bring in Roxanne.
Bring in Roxanne.
Brought against him or Mondo Burger,
Brought against him or Mondo Burger,
Bun, patty, topping, sauce, assemble.
Bun, patty, topping, sauce, assemble.
Bun, patty, topping, sauce, assemble.
Bun, patty, topping, sauce, assemble.
Burn this into the front row of your brain, chuckles.
Burn this into the front row of your brain, chuckles.
But at least I get to see him every day.
But at least I get to see him every day.
But before I go, I just want to tell you,
But before I go, I just want to tell you,
But how are we going to get out of here?
But how are we going to get out of here?
But I am sure I don't want to know you
But I am sure I don't want to know you
But I do got a couple words for you.
But I do got a couple words for you.
But I don't do deliveries.
But I don't do deliveries.
But I guess it was the same for you, too, huh?
But I guess it was the same for you, too, huh?
But I tell you what.
But I tell you what.
But I think it was "tweezers."
But I think it was "tweezers."
But I'm going to have to call the police.
But I'm going to have to call the police.
But I'm not quite sure
But I'm not quite sure
But none of this is my fault, okay?
But none of this is my fault, okay?
But not for food.
But not for food.
But she's away on business in New York.
But she's away on business in New York.
But what about the Ed Sauce?
But what about the Ed Sauce?
But when those people find out
But when those people find out
But you said you wanted nothing on it.
But you said you wanted nothing on it.
But, look, I was just trying...
But, look, I was just trying...
But... pestiferous?
But... pestiferous?
By manipulating the legal system.
By manipulating the legal system.
By the end of the summer.
By the end of the summer.
By using illegal food additives.
By using illegal food additives.
Bye bye, now.
Bye bye, now.
Can can you breathe?
Can can you breathe?
Can I borrow some...
Can I borrow some...
Can I get a witness?
Can I get a witness?
Can I get two Good Burgers?
Can I get two Good Burgers?
Can I give you a lift, Ed?
Can I give you a lift, Ed?
Can I take your order?
Can I take your order?
Can I take your order?
Can I take your order?
Can I take your order?
Can I take your order?
Can I take your order?
Can I take your order?
Can I take your order?
Can I take your order?
Can I take your order?
Can I take your order?
Can I take your order? Huh.
Can I take your order? Huh.
Can I take your order? Huh.
Can I take your order? Huh.
Can I take your order? Huh.
Can I take your order? Huh.
Can I take...?
Can I take...?
Can we open any of these windows?
Can we open any of these windows?
Can you get to a phone?
Can you get to a phone?
Can you help me open one of these windows?
Can you help me open one of these windows?
Can't be all bad.
Can't be all bad.
Can't believe this man got me...
Can't believe this man got me...
Can't you get that through your head?
Can't you get that through your head?
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Cardboard boxes...
Cardboard boxes...
Challenges, potential, using your mind,
Challenges, potential, using your mind,
Check it, boys.
Check it, boys.
Check out the chrome, see?
Check out the chrome, see?
Chicken! Moo!
Chicken! Moo!
Chickens don't moo, man.
Chickens don't moo, man.
Chickens...!
Chickens...!
CHORUS: ♪ Oh... oh... ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Oh... oh... ♪
CHORUS: ♪ We be havin' fun ♪
CHORUS: ♪ We be havin' fun ♪
CHORUS: ♪ We be havin' fun ♪
CHORUS: ♪ We be havin' fun ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Whoa... aha! ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Whoa... aha! ♪
Climb on a truck?!
Climb on a truck?!
Climbing on a straw!
Climbing on a straw!
Close to, kind of, could be.
Close to, kind of, could be.
Closing time at last.
Closing time at last.
Come again?
Come again?
Come here.
Come here.
Come on, dance with me.
Come on, dance with me.
Come on, Ed, let's go!
Come on, Ed, let's go!
Come on, Ed.
Come on, Ed.
Come on, everybody.
Come on, everybody.
Come on, guys.
Come on, guys.
Come on, huh. Feel it?
Come on, huh. Feel it?
Come on, I'll take you for a spin.
Come on, I'll take you for a spin.
Come on, it's easy!
Come on, it's easy!
Come on, man, the locker room's this way.
Come on, man, the locker room's this way.
Come on, Mr. Baily.
Come on, Mr. Baily.
Come on, Otis.
Come on, Otis.
Come on, Otis.
Come on, Otis.
Come on, Roxanne.
Come on, Roxanne.
Come on, what was our take today?
Come on, what was our take today?
Come on, what? Come on.
Come on, what? Come on.
Come on, y'all, let's party.
Come on, y'all, let's party.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come with us, Ed.
Come with us, Ed.
Coming along?
Coming along?
Consider yourself tomatoed.
Consider yourself tomatoed.
Cool!
Cool!
Cool! Huh.
Cool! Huh.
Cool! I'll teach him everything I know!
Cool! I'll teach him everything I know!
Cool? Okay.
Cool? Okay.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool. All right.
Cool. All right.
Cool. Huh.
Cool. Huh.
Correct a mundo.
Correct a mundo.
Could he have one?
Could he have one?
Could I please order some food?
Could I please order some food?
Could you kindly point us in the direction
Could you kindly point us in the direction
Customers aren't allowed in back.
Customers aren't allowed in back.
Dang!
Dang!
Deedee, Otis, Monique, come here.
Deedee, Otis, Monique, come here.
DEEDEE: Ed?
DEEDEE: Ed?
DEEDEE: It's awesome.
DEEDEE: It's awesome.
DEEDEE: Yeah!
DEEDEE: Yeah!
Delivery.
Delivery.
Demented Hills?
Demented Hills?
Dexter Reed, in my thoughts
Dexter Reed, in my thoughts
Dexter, I don't have time...
Dexter, I don't have time...
Dexter, you got a delivery.
Dexter, you got a delivery.
DEXTER: All right, come on this way.
DEXTER: All right, come on this way.
DEXTER: All right, let me see.
DEXTER: All right, let me see.
DEXTER: All right. Word.
DEXTER: All right. Word.
DEXTER: Ed.
DEXTER: Ed.
DEXTER: In here.
DEXTER: In here.
DEXTER: Man, they're gaining on us!
DEXTER: Man, they're gaining on us!
DEXTER: Oh, dog,
DEXTER: Oh, dog,
DEXTER: Oh...
DEXTER: Oh...
DEXTER: Otis?
DEXTER: Otis?
DEXTER: Thank you!
DEXTER: Thank you!
DEXTER: Um, Mr. Baily.
DEXTER: Um, Mr. Baily.
Dexter's a chicken!
Dexter's a chicken!
Did you lose your trousers?
Did you lose your trousers?
Did you turn on the switch?
Did you turn on the switch?
Do I look like I came to visit?!
Do I look like I came to visit?!
Do it all over again.
Do it all over again.
Do you know how to drive a motor vehicle?
Do you know how to drive a motor vehicle?
Do you think I'm cute?
Do you think I'm cute?
Do you think you can get me to a hospital?
Do you think you can get me to a hospital?
Doesn't everybody?
Doesn't everybody?
Don't be rude to the elderly.
Don't be rude to the elderly.
Don't call the police.
Don't call the police.
Don't I know you from somewhere?
Don't I know you from somewhere?
Don't let anyone eat a Good Burger.
Don't let anyone eat a Good Burger.
Don't let us down.
Don't let us down.
DRIVER: I can't see.
DRIVER: I can't see.
Dude, a meat patty is something.
Dude, a meat patty is something.
Dude, I just can't give you two Good Burgers.
Dude, I just can't give you two Good Burgers.
Dude, you need a Tic Tac.
Dude, you need a Tic Tac.
Duh. I know that.
Duh. I know that.
Dumping shark poison in our sauce.
Dumping shark poison in our sauce.
Easy.
Easy.
Eating my lunch.
Eating my lunch.
Ed is the sweetest,
Ed is the sweetest,
Ed said all that?
Ed said all that?
Ed thinks you're a really great guy.
Ed thinks you're a really great guy.
Ed, Ed, are you okay?
Ed, Ed, are you okay?
Ed, get in that kitchen and start making sauce.
Ed, get in that kitchen and start making sauce.
Ed, get off!
Ed, get off!
Ed, here's your take for the day.
Ed, here's your take for the day.
Ed, hurry!
Ed, hurry!
Ed, I'm going to cut right to the chase.
Ed, I'm going to cut right to the chase.
Ed, man, you got to park the burger. Slow down.
Ed, man, you got to park the burger. Slow down.
Ed, off the elderly.
Ed, off the elderly.
Ed, run!
Ed, run!
Ed, there are no clowns.
Ed, there are no clowns.
Ed, this is no time for frozen treats, all right?
Ed, this is no time for frozen treats, all right?
Ed, we have a delivery.
Ed, we have a delivery.
Ed, you see that giant building there
Ed, you see that giant building there
Ed, you stole a empty can?!
Ed, you stole a empty can?!
ED: And there's Deedee.
ED: And there's Deedee.
ED: How do you like me now?
ED: How do you like me now?
ED: Whoa, ice cream cones! Look!
ED: Whoa, ice cream cones! Look!
ED: Your chair. Huh!
ED: Your chair. Huh!
Ed!
Ed!
Ed!
Ed!
Ed!
Ed!
Ed!
Ed!
Ed!
Ed!
Ed!
Ed!
Ed! Ed! Ed! What are you doing?
Ed! Ed! Ed! What are you doing?
Ed! That diphthong doesn't like you!
Ed! That diphthong doesn't like you!
Ed?
Ed?
Ed?
Ed?
Ed? Ed, Ed, are you in there?
Ed? Ed, Ed, are you in there?
Ed? Ed?
Ed? Ed?
Ed? Ed?!
Ed? Ed?!
Ed.
Ed.
Ed.
Ed.
Ed...
Ed...
Ed...
Ed...
Ed... can't we just go somewhere and be alone?
Ed... can't we just go somewhere and be alone?
Ed... Ed!
Ed... Ed!
Ed... Ed!
Ed... Ed!
Ed... hurry!
Ed... hurry!
Ed... I think Roxanne can, uh, help you figure something out.
Ed... I think Roxanne can, uh, help you figure something out.
Ed... Spatch, will you move?
Ed... Spatch, will you move?
Ed's ingredients.
Ed's ingredients.
Ever been to Australia?
Ever been to Australia?
Ever.
Ever.
Everybody, I got one.
Everybody, I got one.
Excuse me for a second.
Excuse me for a second.
Excuse me, ladies, may I help you?
Excuse me, ladies, may I help you?
Excuse me, would one of you two mind telling me
Excuse me, would one of you two mind telling me
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Fast food employee.
Fast food employee.
First we got to beat out
First we got to beat out
Five bucks an hour, man.
Five bucks an hour, man.
Five more seconds, I'm calling the manager!
Five more seconds, I'm calling the manager!
Five...
Five...
Fizz works drive thru.
Fizz works drive thru.
Fizz, is a meat patty
Fizz, is a meat patty
Fly, Ed, fly!
Fly, Ed, fly!
Follow me.
Follow me.
For a summer job, man. Bye.
For a summer job, man. Bye.
For every Good Burger we sell,
For every Good Burger we sell,
For like, what, three years?
For like, what, three years?
For starters...
For starters...
For what?
For what?
Fore!
Fore!
Forget it! Forget it!
Forget it! Forget it!
Four clowns?!
Four clowns?!
Four...
Four...
French vanilla! Yeah!
French vanilla! Yeah!
From now on,
From now on,
Gee, I don't know.
Gee, I don't know.
Get back here!
Get back here!
Get him off me.
Get him off me.
Get him!
Get him!
Get him.
Get him.
Get me another French fry.
Get me another French fry.
Get off of me!
Get off of me!
Get on up! Yeah!
Get on up! Yeah!
Get our pal Wade on the phone.
Get our pal Wade on the phone.
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of the way.
Get out of the way.
Get this loser out of my face!
Get this loser out of my face!
Get up?
Get up?
Getting ready for work.
Getting ready for work.
Give me some more.
Give me some more.
Give me that.
Give me that.
Give me your driver's license.
Give me your driver's license.
Give me your driver's license.
Give me your driver's license.
Go against burgers three times the size of their own.
Go against burgers three times the size of their own.
Go find out what's in that sauce.
Go find out what's in that sauce.
Go get the sauce, dudes.
Go get the sauce, dudes.
Go, Ed!
Go, Ed!
Go, go, go, out!
Go, go, go, out!
Go! Around the other way!
Go! Around the other way!
Going out with me, that's all.
Going out with me, that's all.
Good Burger has been here for over 40 years.
Good Burger has been here for over 40 years.
Good Burger is still in business.
Good Burger is still in business.
Good Burger opens at 10:00.
Good Burger opens at 10:00.
Good Burger...
Good Burger...
Good Burger's about to open, man.
Good Burger's about to open, man.
Good Burger's back in business.
Good Burger's back in business.
Good Burger's back in business.
Good Burger's back in business.
Good morning, patients.
Good morning, patients.
Good night, Mr. Baily.
Good night, Mr. Baily.
Good night, people.
Good night, people.
Good, good, keep them coming.
Good, good, keep them coming.
Got a Martian. Huh!
Got a Martian. Huh!
Got it.
Got it.
Got to go. Got to get back to Good Burger.
Got to go. Got to get back to Good Burger.
Got what? I'm swinging from a dang pipe.
Got what? I'm swinging from a dang pipe.
G****?
G****?
Great.
Great.
Grill! We got to stop the grill!
Grill! We got to stop the grill!
GUARDS ( chanting ): Hey, ho, hey, ho...
GUARDS ( chanting ): Hey, ho, hey, ho...
Guess who.
Guess who.
Guess you will.
Guess you will.
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Ha, ha!
Ha, ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha! Huh!
Ha! Huh!
Ha! Let me tell you, boy,
Ha! Let me tell you, boy,
Ha! Made you laugh.
Ha! Made you laugh.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha. Huh.
Ha. Huh.
Hand me a Good Burger.
Hand me a Good Burger.
Hard at work as usual.
Hard at work as usual.
Harry, you go that way!
Harry, you go that way!
Have small space aliens ever landed in your brain
Have small space aliens ever landed in your brain
Have some raspberry sorbet!
Have some raspberry sorbet!
Have some vanilla!
Have some vanilla!
Have you ever worked in fast food before, uh...
Have you ever worked in fast food before, uh...
Have you seen yourself lately?
Have you seen yourself lately?
He can do fries.
He can do fries.
He definitely looks hungry, though.
He definitely looks hungry, though.
He definitely senses something
He definitely senses something
He doesn't want to work at Mondo Burger.
He doesn't want to work at Mondo Burger.
He had to throw the bread everywhere.
He had to throw the bread everywhere.
He just wants to use you.
He just wants to use you.
He knows it, don't you, boy?
He knows it, don't you, boy?
He made fun of me.
He made fun of me.
He made it himself.
He made it himself.
He really needs one.
He really needs one.
He uttered something.
He uttered something.
He wants your sauce.
He wants your sauce.
He's 77 years old
He's 77 years old
He's always talking about
He's always talking about
He's not eating it.
He's not eating it.
He's trying to tell us
He's trying to tell us
Heh, heh.
Heh, heh.
Hello!
Hello!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. My name is Connie Mondune.
Hello. My name is Connie Mondune.
Help me get him out of this!
Help me get him out of this!
Her butt is fine!
Her butt is fine!
Here come the heroes!
Here come the heroes!
Here you go.
Here you go.
Here, have a Mondo Burger.
Here, have a Mondo Burger.
Here, take my hand.
Here, take my hand.
Here?
Here?
Here.
Here.
Here's about half of the money
Here's about half of the money
Here's my address.
Here's my address.
Here's one for you, and a vanilla pop for you,
Here's one for you, and a vanilla pop for you,
Here's the receipt.
Here's the receipt.
Here's your Good Burger. Huh.
Here's your Good Burger. Huh.
Here's your order: two Good Burgers, extra sauce.
Here's your order: two Good Burgers, extra sauce.
Hey Ed, you better be careful.
Hey Ed, you better be careful.
Hey, all right, yeah, hey, easy, man, easy.
Hey, all right, yeah, hey, easy, man, easy.
Hey, and that's Otis. Huh.
Hey, and that's Otis. Huh.
Hey, baby.
Hey, baby.
Hey, check it, Ed.
Hey, check it, Ed.
Hey, check out the kooks.
Hey, check out the kooks.
Hey, Dex, got it! Huh.
Hey, Dex, got it! Huh.
Hey, Dex.
Hey, Dex.
Hey, dude, I'll be right back.
Hey, dude, I'll be right back.
Hey, everybody!
Hey, everybody!
Hey, Fizz,
Hey, Fizz,
Hey, Fizz.
Hey, Fizz.
Hey, hey,
Hey, hey,
Hey, hey, Alfalfa!
Hey, hey, Alfalfa!
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, would you watch it?
Hey, hey, would you watch it?
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Hey, I don't think you should be touching
Hey, I don't think you should be touching
Hey, I know.
Hey, I know.
Hey, let's go help him out. Huh.
Hey, let's go help him out. Huh.
Hey, man, is this really necessary?
Hey, man, is this really necessary?
Hey, man, open the door!
Hey, man, open the door!
Hey, man, what you think you doing?
Hey, man, what you think you doing?
Hey, man, you better let me go!
Hey, man, you better let me go!
Hey, Monique,
Hey, Monique,
Hey, Monique, um, check it.
Hey, Monique, um, check it.
Hey, Spatch.
Hey, Spatch.
Hey, Spatch.
Hey, Spatch.
Hey, that is kind of good.
Hey, that is kind of good.
Hey, they gave me a jacket just like that.
Hey, they gave me a jacket just like that.
Hey, uh, Ed, wh what is that?
Hey, uh, Ed, wh what is that?
Hey, what about your water?
Hey, what about your water?
Hey, what are you doing?!
Hey, what are you doing?!
Hey, what did you do?
Hey, what did you do?
Hey, what's that goo?
Hey, what's that goo?
Hey, where's Ed?
Hey, where's Ed?
Hey, why don't you ask Monique.
Hey, why don't you ask Monique.
Hey, you look familiar.
Hey, you look familiar.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey. ( chuckles )
Hey. ( chuckles )
Hey. What you doing?
Hey. What you doing?
Hey...
Hey...
Hi, Dexter.
Hi, Dexter.
Hi, you guys.
Hi, you guys.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Welcome to Good Burger,
Hi. Welcome to Good Burger,
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
HOLMES: Here you go, boss.
HOLMES: Here you go, boss.
Holy Mackerel.
Holy Mackerel.
Home of the Big Booty Burger.
Home of the Big Booty Burger.
Home of the Big Booty Burger.
Home of the Big Booty Burger.
Home of the Good Burger.
Home of the Good Burger.
Home of the Good Burger.
Home of the Good Burger.
Home of the Good Burger.
Home of the Good Burger.
Home of the Good Burger.
Home of the Good Burger.
Home? Why?
Home? Why?
How about this.
How about this.
How can I not like her?
How can I not like her?
How can you take advantage of a sweet person like Ed?!
How can you take advantage of a sweet person like Ed?!
How come?
How come?
How could Mondo Burger poison our sauce?
How could Mondo Burger poison our sauce?
How do expect me to get up there?
How do expect me to get up there?
How do they do it?
How do they do it?
How do you make it?
How do you make it?
How does... ten bucks sound?
How does... ten bucks sound?
How much longer could he possibly live?
How much longer could he possibly live?
How would you like to go on date tomorrow night?
How would you like to go on date tomorrow night?
How y'all doing?
How y'all doing?
How'd you get here?
How'd you get here?
Huh, huh, huh, huh huh...
Huh, huh, huh, huh huh...
Huh, huh.
Huh, huh.
Huh, I had to.
Huh, I had to.
Huh, Kurt would hire some high powered attorneys
Huh, Kurt would hire some high powered attorneys
Huh, my hurry
Huh, my hurry
Huh, yeah, huh. Go on!
Huh, yeah, huh. Go on!
Huh!
Huh!
Huh!
Huh!
Huh!
Huh!
Huh! Give me five!
Huh! Give me five!
Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh!
Huh! Okay.
Huh! Okay.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? What's that tell you?
Huh? What's that tell you?
Huh?!
Huh?!
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh. Huh.
Huh. Huh.
Huh. Me silly, too.
Huh. Me silly, too.
Huh. Okay, my turn.
Huh. Okay, my turn.
Huh. Whoa.
Huh. Whoa.
Huh. Yeah!
Huh. Yeah!
Huh. Yeah.
Huh. Yeah.
Huh...
Huh...
Huh... Huh.
Huh... Huh.
I am reporting your name to the manager!
I am reporting your name to the manager!
I bet y'all got some moves, huh?
I bet y'all got some moves, huh?
I bought it with the $13 you gave me.
I bought it with the $13 you gave me.
I can fix it. I can fix it.
I can fix it. I can fix it.
I can fix it. I can fix it. Uh!
I can fix it. I can fix it. Uh!
I can try.
I can try.
I can't believe Kurt fired me from Mondo Burger.
I can't believe Kurt fired me from Mondo Burger.
I can't see!
I can't see!
I can't wait for Mondo Burger to open.
I can't wait for Mondo Burger to open.
I can't, I can't...
I can't, I can't...
I changed my mind, didn't I?
I changed my mind, didn't I?
I could've sworn I seen you someplace before.
I could've sworn I seen you someplace before.
I didn't come this far to let
I didn't come this far to let
I didn't think I was going to run into you this summer.
I didn't think I was going to run into you this summer.
I don't believe what I just saw.
I don't believe what I just saw.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't eat meat.
I don't eat meat.
I don't even know the person that owns this truck.
I don't even know the person that owns this truck.
I don't even remember what my dad looks like.
I don't even remember what my dad looks like.
I don't even want to use words with the letter "U."
I don't even want to use words with the letter "U."
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't have $1,900.
I don't have $1,900.
I don't have a lot of time,
I don't have a lot of time,
I don't know how to say this.
I don't know how to say this.
I don't know if...
I don't know if...
I don't know who you are, or where I know you from,
I don't know who you are, or where I know you from,
I don't know, but
I don't know, but
I don't know, but I bet
I don't know, but I bet
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't like you.
I don't like you.
I don't need your... oh!
I don't need your... oh!
I don't remember what my dad looks like, either.
I don't remember what my dad looks like, either.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't understand. I don't know what happened.
I don't understand. I don't know what happened.
I don't want to hang out with you.
I don't want to hang out with you.
I don't want to hear it!
I don't want to hear it!
I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to see you.
I don't want to see you.
I don't want to sit by you.
I don't want to sit by you.
I don't want to smell you.
I don't want to smell you.
I feel hungry.
I feel hungry.
I get you.
I get you.
I give up.
I give up.
I got a delivery to make.
I got a delivery to make.
I got an idea. Huh.
I got an idea. Huh.
I got funky pops, monster cicles,
I got funky pops, monster cicles,
I got in trouble for breaking into the zoo
I got in trouble for breaking into the zoo
I got to come up with $1,900 to fix some jerk's car,
I got to come up with $1,900 to fix some jerk's car,
I got to go clean my room.
I got to go clean my room.
I got to play cards with these folk?!
I got to play cards with these folk?!
I guess so.
I guess so.
I guess...
I guess...
I hate to do this, young man.
I hate to do this, young man.
I hate to put a black man in jail,
I hate to put a black man in jail,
I I got to...
I I got to...
I I just don't get it.
I I just don't get it.
I I just want to say that, well,
I I just want to say that, well,
I I won't be funny no more. See?
I I won't be funny no more. See?
I I'm going to get you loose.
I I'm going to get you loose.
I I'm sorry! Hang on.
I I'm sorry! Hang on.
I just came here to see you, Ed.
I just came here to see you, Ed.
I just love your sauce.
I just love your sauce.
I just tackled some old lady.
I just tackled some old lady.
I just thought you Good Burger losers
I just thought you Good Burger losers
I know some of these words.
I know some of these words.
I know that, Ed.
I know that, Ed.
I know what you're thinking, my brother
I know what you're thinking, my brother
I know you don't have no insurance, do you?
I know you don't have no insurance, do you?
I know you got a summer, you just want to be free.
I know you got a summer, you just want to be free.
I know you.
I know you.
I like you as a friend and all, but it might...
I like you as a friend and all, but it might...
I like you, Ed.
I like you, Ed.
I liked you from the first time I saw you
I liked you from the first time I saw you
I love that.
I love that.
I make it myself.
I make it myself.
I mean, he yelled at me, then he insulted me.
I mean, he yelled at me, then he insulted me.
I mean, it wasn't just an ordinary yo yo.
I mean, it wasn't just an ordinary yo yo.
I mean, just run into me like this.
I mean, just run into me like this.
I mean, she's smart, funny, beautiful...
I mean, she's smart, funny, beautiful...
I mean, what kind of diseased maggot
I mean, what kind of diseased maggot
I mean, you can read all the signs and stuff?
I mean, you can read all the signs and stuff?
I meant that you and I should go out together
I meant that you and I should go out together
I must have lived in 15 places since then.
I must have lived in 15 places since then.
I need a hot Jacuzzi.
I need a hot Jacuzzi.
I need to substitute the Good Cookies for Good Pies.
I need to substitute the Good Cookies for Good Pies.
I need two of the Good Burgers
I need two of the Good Burgers
I need water!
I need water!
I never driven a sandwich before.
I never driven a sandwich before.
I only wanted...
I only wanted...
I ordered tomatoes on this Good Burger.
I ordered tomatoes on this Good Burger.
I plan to wake up every day at around noon,
I plan to wake up every day at around noon,
I quit!
I quit!
I remember the last time I saw my Dad.
I remember the last time I saw my Dad.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I should be able to pay off the car in, uh...
I should be able to pay off the car in, uh...
I should've died years ago.
I should've died years ago.
I suppose I can always feed my mother cat food.
I suppose I can always feed my mother cat food.
I suppose we should all just, uh, go on home.
I suppose we should all just, uh, go on home.
I think about all kind of things:
I think about all kind of things:
I think he likes me.
I think he likes me.
I think I broke my ass.
I think I broke my ass.
I think I picked a bad room.
I think I picked a bad room.
I think it's a fudgesicle.
I think it's a fudgesicle.
I think it's the sauce, boss.
I think it's the sauce, boss.
I think you better come with us.
I think you better come with us.
I thought I'd go home.
I thought I'd go home.
I thought you were asleep.
I thought you were asleep.
I told you not to sit here.
I told you not to sit here.
I waited four weeks for the chrome!
I waited four weeks for the chrome!
I want Good Burger out of business.
I want Good Burger out of business.
I want to know what's in your sauce.
I want to know what's in your sauce.
I want to know what's in your sauce.
I want to know what's in your sauce.
I want you to bail on Good Burger, and I want you
I want you to bail on Good Burger, and I want you
I was driving without a license.
I was driving without a license.
I was seven years old,
I was seven years old,
I weigh about 150.
I weigh about 150.
I will... I'll...
I will... I'll...
I win!
I win!
I won't let you down.
I won't let you down.
I won't wear fur.
I won't wear fur.
I wonder how they get the weenie
I wonder how they get the weenie
I wouldn't come any closer.
I wouldn't come any closer.
I, I can explain.
I, I can explain.
I, I knew she'd say yes.
I, I knew she'd say yes.
I... I don't think so.
I... I don't think so.
I'd give it to you, but you're going to have to wait.
I'd give it to you, but you're going to have to wait.
I'd love to.
I'd love to.
I'll be back in ten minutes with your various prescriptions.
I'll be back in ten minutes with your various prescriptions.
I'll bet you don't have one real problem.
I'll bet you don't have one real problem.
I'll get a summer job.
I'll get a summer job.
I'll give you some money. Help me out!
I'll give you some money. Help me out!
I'll go get some and have it checked out.
I'll go get some and have it checked out.
I'll have a Good Burger... with extra sauce.
I'll have a Good Burger... with extra sauce.
I'll have the same thing.
I'll have the same thing.
I'll have the very last Good Burger to go.
I'll have the very last Good Burger to go.
I'll just give them a call...
I'll just give them a call...
I'll just sit down right next to you.
I'll just sit down right next to you.
I'll pony up the overage.
I'll pony up the overage.
I'll see you at 8:00.
I'll see you at 8:00.
I'll show you.
I'll show you.
I'll take matters into my own hands
I'll take matters into my own hands
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you.
I'll...
I'll...
I'll...
I'll...
I'll... I'll...
I'll... I'll...
I'm a dude throwing ice cream!
I'm a dude throwing ice cream!
I'm a psychopath.
I'm a psychopath.
I'm an excellent driver.
I'm an excellent driver.
I'm aware!
I'm aware!
I'm aware.
I'm aware.
I'm calling the cops.
I'm calling the cops.
I'm dying to know.
I'm dying to know.
I'm Ed.
I'm Ed.
I'm Ed.
I'm Ed.
I'm Ed.
I'm Ed.
I'm Ed. Huh.
I'm Ed. Huh.
I'm flying with fast food!
I'm flying with fast food!
I'm glad to hear you say that.
I'm glad to hear you say that.
I'm going home.
I'm going home.
I'm going home.
I'm going home.
I'm going to give you a shot.
I'm going to give you a shot.
I'm going to give you ten cents for every one!
I'm going to give you ten cents for every one!
I'm going to go now and try to beg someone
I'm going to go now and try to beg someone
I'm going to have lunch at Mondo Burger.
I'm going to have lunch at Mondo Burger.
I'm gonna go into that kitchen.
I'm gonna go into that kitchen.
I'm guessing she didn't get the sauce recipe.
I'm guessing she didn't get the sauce recipe.
I'm having my lunch.
I'm having my lunch.
I'm hosting a family reunion, and my oven has run amok!
I'm hosting a family reunion, and my oven has run amok!
I'm hungry for you.
I'm hungry for you.
I'm Kurt.
I'm Kurt.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
I'm mighty mad...
I'm mighty mad...
I'm not a chicken.
I'm not a chicken.
I'm not a chicken.
I'm not a chicken.
I'm not going anywhere, man.
I'm not going anywhere, man.
I'm not going to tell Ed that you're cheating him.
I'm not going to tell Ed that you're cheating him.
I'm not going to tell you again!
I'm not going to tell you again!
I'm not stupid. Huh.
I'm not stupid. Huh.
I'm psyched to present to you people,
I'm psyched to present to you people,
I'm really going to miss you...
I'm really going to miss you...
I'm really worried, you guys.
I'm really worried, you guys.
I'm Roxanne.
I'm Roxanne.
I'm sick of these pukes. Shut up!
I'm sick of these pukes. Shut up!
I'm talking about the sauce.
I'm talking about the sauce.
I'm the drive thru guy.
I'm the drive thru guy.
I'm worried about you, too.
I'm worried about you, too.
I'm your new coworker.
I'm your new coworker.
I've got an interview this afternoon.
I've got an interview this afternoon.
I've had a very bad day.
I've had a very bad day.
I've had it up to here with Good Burger!
I've had it up to here with Good Burger!
I've never been on TV before.
I've never been on TV before.
I've never seen so many customers.
I've never seen so many customers.
Ice cream man!
Ice cream man!
If anyone can get the sauce out of Ed... she can.
If anyone can get the sauce out of Ed... she can.
If I were you...
If I were you...
If there's one thing Kurt cannot stand
If there's one thing Kurt cannot stand
If we put that sauce on all the Good Burgers,
If we put that sauce on all the Good Burgers,
If you ask me,
If you ask me,
If you stopped blowing the whistle.
If you stopped blowing the whistle.
In business together, I thought that maybe
In business together, I thought that maybe
In fact, since we're going to be
In fact, since we're going to be
In you go.
In you go.
In your head,
In your head,
Into the corny exterior? Yeah.
Into the corny exterior? Yeah.
Into the meat supply and let Mondo Burger
Into the meat supply and let Mondo Burger
Is congested these days,
Is congested these days,
Is everybody liking my party?!
Is everybody liking my party?!
Is going to find out.
Is going to find out.
Is it a real grinder
Is it a real grinder
Is it because I'm black?
Is it because I'm black?
Is just on the other side of the restaurant.
Is just on the other side of the restaurant.
Is now officially off limits for the next three months.
Is now officially off limits for the next three months.
Is on his way down to the police station
Is on his way down to the police station
Is that it's now officially summer vacation
Is that it's now officially summer vacation
Is that true?
Is that true?
Is the most nauseating,
Is the most nauseating,
Is way illegal.
Is way illegal.
It ain't even like that.
It ain't even like that.
It had lights that lit up when you yo yoed it.
It had lights that lit up when you yo yoed it.
It is an incompetent, bumbling, sloppy,
It is an incompetent, bumbling, sloppy,
It is illegal.
It is illegal.
It lights up and flickers and everything.
It lights up and flickers and everything.
It makes me glad I'm not dead.
It makes me glad I'm not dead.
It must feel really good.
It must feel really good.
It shall be delivered.
It shall be delivered.
It shall be done.
It shall be done.
It sounds sort of like...
It sounds sort of like...
It sure makes burgers nice and "enormo."
It sure makes burgers nice and "enormo."
It was him.
It was him.
It was so cool.
It was so cool.
It wasn't empty when I found it. Huh.
It wasn't empty when I found it. Huh.
It wasn't my fault.
It wasn't my fault.
It would have taken months to convict him of anything.
It would have taken months to convict him of anything.
It'd be a lot more quiet
It'd be a lot more quiet
It's 6:00 a.m.
It's 6:00 a.m.
It's a yo yo.
It's a yo yo.
It's against regulations.
It's against regulations.
It's fine. Thank you.
It's fine. Thank you.
It's huge.
It's huge.
It's just that I don't think she wants to waste her time
It's just that I don't think she wants to waste her time
It's just that now, she knows the real Dexter.
It's just that now, she knows the real Dexter.
It's medication time.
It's medication time.
It's no problem.
It's no problem.
It's not cool, Ed.
It's not cool, Ed.
It's okay, people!
It's okay, people!
It's right over the kitchen. I can see it!
It's right over the kitchen. I can see it!
It's the Mondo idiot!
It's the Mondo idiot!
It's the old guy that works here.
It's the old guy that works here.
It's the reject.
It's the reject.
It's true.
It's true.
It's unbelievable.
It's unbelievable.
Jake!
Jake!
Jake?
Jake?
Join your buddies.
Join your buddies.
Just a bun.
Just a bun.
Just a Good Burger, please, and I'd like that to go.
Just a Good Burger, please, and I'd like that to go.
Just be cool and let me handle this.
Just be cool and let me handle this.
Just don't make any sudden moves.
Just don't make any sudden moves.
Just get in the car, huh?
Just get in the car, huh?
Just get off the...
Just get off the...
Just give me two Good Burgers!
Just give me two Good Burgers!
Just let me, let me fix it, please.
Just let me, let me fix it, please.
Just like the one your dad gave you.
Just like the one your dad gave you.
Just to make our partnership official.
Just to make our partnership official.
Kel and Less Than Jake, huh.
Kel and Less Than Jake, huh.
Ketchup and some lemon juice...
Ketchup and some lemon juice...
Kitchen.
Kitchen.
Know how much that car cost me?
Know how much that car cost me?
Know what I'm saying?
Know what I'm saying?
Kurt Bozwell.
Kurt Bozwell.
Kurt must look awfully strange naked.
Kurt must look awfully strange naked.
Kurt, come on, please, I need this job.
Kurt, come on, please, I need this job.
Kurt, please! I need this job!
Kurt, please! I need this job!
KURT: Listen, I can explain everything.
KURT: Listen, I can explain everything.
KURT: What, are you going to put cuffs on me, huh?
KURT: What, are you going to put cuffs on me, huh?
KURT: Yeah!
KURT: Yeah!
KURT: You don't understand!
KURT: You don't understand!
Leave it to you to make friends
Leave it to you to make friends
Let me show you. Come here. Huh.
Let me show you. Come here. Huh.
Let's find out.
Let's find out.
Let's get him!
Let's get him!
Let's get Leslie a Good Chick with some Good Fries and a Good Root Beer.
Let's get Leslie a Good Chick with some Good Fries and a Good Root Beer.
Let's get out of here!
Let's get out of here!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's hear it for the man
Let's hear it for the man
Let's see, that takes care of everyone but Uncle Leslie,
Let's see, that takes care of everyone but Uncle Leslie,
Let's.
Let's.
Like summer vacation.
Like summer vacation.
Little man,
Little man,
Look at me, Ed.
Look at me, Ed.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look into my eyes, Ed.
Look into my eyes, Ed.
Look out!
Look out!
Look out! Look out!
Look out! Look out!
Look what I can do!
Look what I can do!
Look, Dex, the walls are padded!
Look, Dex, the walls are padded!
Look, Dex, we're on live TV!
Look, Dex, we're on live TV!
Look, don't tell him the sauce recipe, all right?
Look, don't tell him the sauce recipe, all right?
Look, I ordered one Good Burger with nothing on it.
Look, I ordered one Good Burger with nothing on it.
Look, I'm G**** Nose Boy.
Look, I'm G**** Nose Boy.
Look, man, I told you...
Look, man, I told you...
Look, man, you either order something,
Look, man, you either order something,
Look, there's no meat in here.
Look, there's no meat in here.
Look, you got a purpose for being here?
Look, you got a purpose for being here?
Look, you're an unusually bad guesser,
Look, you're an unusually bad guesser,
Love ya!
Love ya!
Ma'am, I'm just trying to help.
Ma'am, I'm just trying to help.
Ma'am!
Ma'am!
Made of triple thick, bulletproof glass.
Made of triple thick, bulletproof glass.
Make our burgers bigger.
Make our burgers bigger.
Mama?
Mama?
MAN ( over P.A. ): Attention! Seal all exit doors.
MAN ( over P.A. ): Attention! Seal all exit doors.
MAN 2: Okay! Follow me, Steve.
MAN 2: Okay! Follow me, Steve.
Man, just help me get the burger off.
Man, just help me get the burger off.
Man, that dog is just hungry.
Man, that dog is just hungry.
Man, that dog is not talking to you.
Man, that dog is not talking to you.
Man, you can't just walk up there and ring the bell
Man, you can't just walk up there and ring the bell
Man, you cost me a fortune.
Man, you cost me a fortune.
Man, you're out of your minds.
Man, you're out of your minds.
MAN: Hey!
MAN: Hey!
MAN: Hey! Try this one!
MAN: Hey! Try this one!
MAN: I'll check my phone!
MAN: I'll check my phone!
MAN: Looks like Good Burger closed early tonight.
MAN: Looks like Good Burger closed early tonight.
MAN: Nice box, Wheat.
MAN: Nice box, Wheat.
MAN: Y yes, sir.
MAN: Y yes, sir.
MAN: Yeah, speech!
MAN: Yeah, speech!
Man! This place
Man! This place
Man...!
Man...!
Maybe I'm someone famous.
Maybe I'm someone famous.
Maybe invite some fine females over to share
Maybe invite some fine females over to share
Maybe not.
Maybe not.
Maybe you should...
Maybe you should...
Maybe your parents will help you out.
Maybe your parents will help you out.
Me neither.
Me neither.
Me, silly.
Me, silly.
Me?
Me?
Mean what?
Mean what?
Mind if I sit here?
Mind if I sit here?
Miss? Miss?
Miss? Miss?
Mister huge scary man,
Mister huge scary man,
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm mm.
Mm mm.
Mm mm.
Mm mm.
Mm... hmm.
Mm... hmm.
Mmm, mmm.
Mmm, mmm.
Mmm!
Mmm!
Mmm! That's a great corn dog.
Mmm! That's a great corn dog.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm... Uh uh, uh uh.
Mmm... Uh uh, uh uh.
Mom, I got to call you back.
Mom, I got to call you back.
Mondo Burger!
Mondo Burger!
Mondo Burger?
Mondo Burger?
Monique.
Monique.
Moo!
Moo!
Moo!
Moo!
Moo!
Moo!
Morning, girls. Huh.
Morning, girls. Huh.
Most genuine person I've ever met.
Most genuine person I've ever met.
Most of them started when I was a little kid.
Most of them started when I was a little kid.
Most of us.
Most of us.
Move over, Mondo Burger.
Move over, Mondo Burger.
Move over.
Move over.
Mr. Baily says it's going to save Good Burger.
Mr. Baily says it's going to save Good Burger.
Mr. Baily, try this.
Mr. Baily, try this.
MR. BAILY: Hey, hey, hey.
MR. BAILY: Hey, hey, hey.
Mr. Wheat,
Mr. Wheat,
Must be a shift change.
Must be a shift change.
My afro!
My afro!
My afro.
My afro.
My baby!
My baby!
My bad, uh... uh... uh...
My bad, uh... uh... uh...
My folks is making me get a summer job.
My folks is making me get a summer job.
My mom thinks it was "trousers,"
My mom thinks it was "trousers,"
My name is Dexter.
My name is Dexter.
My name is Heather.
My name is Heather.
My turn. Excuse me. Thank you very much.
My turn. Excuse me. Thank you very much.
N Never mind.
N Never mind.
Nearly two days.
Nearly two days.
Need some help?
Need some help?
Never tell anyone
Never tell anyone
Next time make it more challenging.
Next time make it more challenging.
Nice car.
Nice car.
Nice try, dudes, but you mess with Kurt,
Nice try, dudes, but you mess with Kurt,
Nice, innocent people
Nice, innocent people
No can do.
No can do.
No, a beautiful girl just strode in here
No, a beautiful girl just strode in here
No, actually, I thought you were self centered and obnoxious.
No, actually, I thought you were self centered and obnoxious.
No, I I really couldn't do that.
No, I I really couldn't do that.
No, it's my mom's,
No, it's my mom's,
No, it's not because you're...
No, it's not because you're...
No, let me fix it. Let me fix it!
No, let me fix it. Let me fix it!
No, listen, Mr. Wheat, listen.
No, listen, Mr. Wheat, listen.
No, man, stuff like that's got to be illegal.
No, man, stuff like that's got to be illegal.
No, man.
No, man.
No, no, no, no. I'll help Deedee.
No, no, no, no. I'll help Deedee.
No, no, no, not the police.
No, no, no, not the police.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no...
No, no...
No, please, don't call them. Don't call them.
No, please, don't call them. Don't call them.
No, please, let me fix it.
No, please, let me fix it.
No, silly. Some of your sauce.
No, silly. Some of your sauce.
No, thanks.
No, thanks.
No, um, I I'm talking about this contract.
No, um, I I'm talking about this contract.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, you gave me a bun.
No, you gave me a bun.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! He's lying! You're lying!
No! He's lying! You're lying!
No! No!
No! No!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. I don't want to hang out with you...
No. I don't want to hang out with you...
No. I'll keep your mouths shut.
No. I'll keep your mouths shut.
No. Listen to me carefully.
No. Listen to me carefully.
No... yeah.
No... yeah.
Nobody.
Nobody.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Not that I recall.
Not that I recall.
Not to your knowledge.
Not to your knowledge.
Now doesn't that sound like more fun
Now doesn't that sound like more fun
Now don't fret if that's extra.
Now don't fret if that's extra.
Now I know where I saw you before.
Now I know where I saw you before.
Now jump on that pipe thingy.
Now jump on that pipe thingy.
Now look at 'em.
Now look at 'em.
Now please, go away.
Now please, go away.
Now probably wouldn't be the best time
Now probably wouldn't be the best time
Now, don't get all excitable.
Now, don't get all excitable.
Now, I should have figured
Now, I should have figured
Now, I'm familiar with the term "maggot"
Now, I'm familiar with the term "maggot"
Now, I'm tired of playing games.
Now, I'm tired of playing games.
Now, it's called shark poison,
Now, it's called shark poison,
Now, Kurt's going to get his sauce.
Now, Kurt's going to get his sauce.
Now, let's see Good Burger
Now, let's see Good Burger
Now, please, make this delivery.
Now, please, make this delivery.
Now, total me up!
Now, total me up!
Now, uh, you can drive, right?
Now, uh, you can drive, right?
Now, you do remember that it was my idea
Now, you do remember that it was my idea
Now, you have a good day at work.
Now, you have a good day at work.
Now, you know you like her huh.
Now, you know you like her huh.
Now... all right,
Now... all right,
Of all the money
Of all the money
Of course.
Of course.
Of me?
Of me?
Of the little girls' room?
Of the little girls' room?
Oh ho, oy yoi!
Oh ho, oy yoi!
Oh, about a year.
Oh, about a year.
Oh, again with the whistle.
Oh, again with the whistle.
Oh, another lifetime!
Oh, another lifetime!
Oh, back in business.
Oh, back in business.
Oh, beef patty.
Oh, beef patty.
Oh, Black Beauty, oh. Oh!
Oh, Black Beauty, oh. Oh!
Oh, brother Reed, you have messed up my afro.
Oh, brother Reed, you have messed up my afro.
Oh, but don't worry.
Oh, but don't worry.
Oh, car?
Oh, car?
Oh, come on, now.
Oh, come on, now.
Oh, cool, cool.
Oh, cool, cool.
Oh, dear, careful.
Oh, dear, careful.
Oh, get your hands
Oh, get your hands
Oh, h hey, Dex.
Oh, h hey, Dex.
Oh, here you go.
Oh, here you go.
Oh, hey, man.
Oh, hey, man.
Oh, huh, we're breaking it down.
Oh, huh, we're breaking it down.
Oh, I don't know, dude.
Oh, I don't know, dude.
Oh, I give up.
Oh, I give up.
Oh, I I guess I'll see you later then.
Oh, I I guess I'll see you later then.
Oh, I know what you wanted.
Oh, I know what you wanted.
Oh, I know. Hey, want to come?
Oh, I know. Hey, want to come?
Oh, I see it. Huh.
Oh, I see it. Huh.
Oh, I want to go, I want to go.
Oh, I want to go, I want to go.
Oh, I'll see you in hell!
Oh, I'll see you in hell!
Oh, I'm fine, and you?
Oh, I'm fine, and you?
Oh, I'm sorry. And then, you know,
Oh, I'm sorry. And then, you know,
Oh, ice cream tune!
Oh, ice cream tune!
Oh, it's easy.
Oh, it's easy.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, mercy, now...
Oh, mercy, now...
Oh, no problem!
Oh, no problem!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Come on!
Oh, no! Come on!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Three's a crowd, man.
Oh, no. Three's a crowd, man.
Oh, now, look'ee here, p...
Oh, now, look'ee here, p...
Oh, now, you about to push me a little too far.
Oh, now, you about to push me a little too far.
Oh, oh, huh.
Oh, oh, huh.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Oh, oh...
Oh, oh...
Oh, oh...
Oh, oh...
Oh, oh...
Oh, oh...
Oh, okay, be right there.
Oh, okay, be right there.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay. Cool. Huh.
Oh, okay. Cool. Huh.
Oh, on the bottom half of the bun, you know,
Oh, on the bottom half of the bun, you know,
Oh, poo. I wanted mustard.
Oh, poo. I wanted mustard.
Oh, poor cows.
Oh, poor cows.
Oh, pretty good.
Oh, pretty good.
Oh, see, you lucky you brought
Oh, see, you lucky you brought
Oh, she's right here.
Oh, she's right here.
Oh, sorry, dude, I have to go get 'em.
Oh, sorry, dude, I have to go get 'em.
Oh, sorry. No ice cream for you today.
Oh, sorry. No ice cream for you today.
Oh, sure you do.
Oh, sure you do.
Oh, that's just Spatch.
Oh, that's just Spatch.
Oh, that's my sauce.
Oh, that's my sauce.
Oh, then just ask her out.
Oh, then just ask her out.
Oh, trying to fix it.
Oh, trying to fix it.
Oh, um... this?
Oh, um... this?
Oh, wait wait wait wait.
Oh, wait wait wait wait.
Oh, watch out, lady!
Oh, watch out, lady!
Oh, welcome to Good Burger,
Oh, welcome to Good Burger,
Oh, well, I often sweat at work. Huh.
Oh, well, I often sweat at work. Huh.
Oh, well, just bring a date.
Oh, well, just bring a date.
Oh, well, maybe we should feed him.
Oh, well, maybe we should feed him.
Oh, well, nice to meet you, Mondo Idiot.
Oh, well, nice to meet you, Mondo Idiot.
Oh, well, that's not... "natural."
Oh, well, that's not... "natural."
Oh, well... well, I'm not edible.
Oh, well... well, I'm not edible.
Oh, wha...? What?
Oh, wha...? What?
Oh, what's the matter? Is it your butt?
Oh, what's the matter? Is it your butt?
Oh, yeah, sure.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Oh, yeah, that's all well and good, but
Oh, yeah, that's all well and good, but
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Good Burger's my life.
Oh, yeah. Good Burger's my life.
Oh, you just go:
Oh, you just go:
Oh, you know, just pushing buttons and hanging out. Huh.
Oh, you know, just pushing buttons and hanging out. Huh.
Oh, you're so sweet.
Oh, you're so sweet.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! A clock!
Oh! A clock!
Oh! Goodness gracious, he's killing Sidney!
Oh! Goodness gracious, he's killing Sidney!
Oh! Oh, my grill.
Oh! Oh, my grill.
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oy yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi...
Oh! Oy yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi...
Oh! That sounds delightful.
Oh! That sounds delightful.
Oh! Watch out! Baby coming through!
Oh! Watch out! Baby coming through!
Oh! Yeah, there you go, baby!
Oh! Yeah, there you go, baby!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Thank you.
Oh. Thank you.
Oh. Well, first you start off with a little lemon juice...
Oh. Well, first you start off with a little lemon juice...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh... ( kisses )
Oh... ( kisses )
Oh... God help me.
Oh... God help me.
Okay, hot pants,
Okay, hot pants,
Okay, I'll be right back.
Okay, I'll be right back.
Okay, now this grinder of yours,
Okay, now this grinder of yours,
Okay, okay, I give up.
Okay, okay, I give up.
Okay, uh, let me get some...
Okay, uh, let me get some...
Okay, yeah. Ooh, that's nasty.
Okay, yeah. Ooh, that's nasty.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. See you there.
Okay. See you there.
Okay. Tomorrow night, then?
Okay. Tomorrow night, then?
On my lap?
On my lap?
On the black hand side Huh, yeah! Hey, cool!
On the black hand side Huh, yeah! Hey, cool!
One more Good Shake.
One more Good Shake.
One...
One...
Ooh hoo, come on, Ed.
Ooh hoo, come on, Ed.
Ooh, oh, um, wait. I'll get the money.
Ooh, oh, um, wait. I'll get the money.
Ooh, sorry,
Ooh, sorry,
Ooh, that music sucks.
Ooh, that music sucks.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh! Look at this fancy kitchen.
Ooh! Look at this fancy kitchen.
Ooh! Uh...
Ooh! Uh...
Ooh! Wow, Good Burger looks so small from up here.
Ooh! Wow, Good Burger looks so small from up here.
Ooh. I get to go first.
Ooh. I get to go first.
Oops.
Oops.
Open it.
Open it.
Open this door, please?! Oh...!
Open this door, please?! Oh...!
Or a pretty nurse. Huh.
Or a pretty nurse. Huh.
Or I didn't think you was going to run into me.
Or I didn't think you was going to run into me.
Or is it some kind of a metaphor?
Or is it some kind of a metaphor?
Or maybe get to know each other a little better.
Or maybe get to know each other a little better.
Or why you think you're an attractive nurse.
Or why you think you're an attractive nurse.
Or you can get out of here.
Or you can get out of here.
Order some Chinese food,
Order some Chinese food,
Other than the ones you cause? Lots.
Other than the ones you cause? Lots.
Otis does fries.
Otis does fries.
Otis, you came to visit, huh?
Otis, you came to visit, huh?
Our big competition across the street, Good Burger.
Our big competition across the street, Good Burger.
Our burgers are already twice the size of theirs.
Our burgers are already twice the size of theirs.
Our doors, Good Burger goes in the grinder.
Our doors, Good Burger goes in the grinder.
Out of here.
Out of here.
Over here!
Over here!
Over here. Come on!
Over here. Come on!
Ow!
Ow!
Pathetic hole I have ever seen.
Pathetic hole I have ever seen.
People love us.
People love us.
People, I'm fully stoked
People, I'm fully stoked
Phew!
Phew!
Please?
Please?
Proof.
Proof.
Punk.
Punk.
Put it up, man, put it up!
Put it up, man, put it up!
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really? Cool!
Really? Cool!
Really? My mom's name is Heather.
Really? My mom's name is Heather.
Red lights on one side, and blue lights on the other.
Red lights on one side, and blue lights on the other.
Relax, sir, it's going to be okay.
Relax, sir, it's going to be okay.
Relax.
Relax.
REPORTER: So, after scoring that amazing, last minute, game winning shot,
REPORTER: So, after scoring that amazing, last minute, game winning shot,
Right back there.
Right back there.
Right now, just keep everyone from eating that sauce,
Right now, just keep everyone from eating that sauce,
Right off the bat.
Right off the bat.
Right, it's just the contract you had Ed sign.
Right, it's just the contract you had Ed sign.
Rock on, dude, ha ha.
Rock on, dude, ha ha.
Roller blades? Roller blades?!
Roller blades? Roller blades?!
Say, man, you're lucky.
Say, man, you're lucky.
Seal all exit doors.
Seal all exit doors.
Security!
Security!
See nothing, so I swerved...
See nothing, so I swerved...
See that leather?
See that leather?
See what I'm saying?
See what I'm saying?
See ya.
See ya.
See you tomorrow, buddy.
See you tomorrow, buddy.
See you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
See, I told you
See, I told you
See, I was trying to put the big old beef patty...
See, I was trying to put the big old beef patty...
See, right about now, I'd slap you
See, right about now, I'd slap you
See, that's it right there.
See, that's it right there.
See, this nut on some roller blades,
See, this nut on some roller blades,
See, when I left school today
See, when I left school today
See?
See?
See? Bobbin' your head.
See? Bobbin' your head.
See...
See...
Shall I ring?
Shall I ring?
Shaq...!
Shaq...!
Shaquille O'Neal, a man who enjoys good food.
Shaquille O'Neal, a man who enjoys good food.
Shark poison?!
Shark poison?!
She is all that.
She is all that.
She's a veterinarian.
She's a veterinarian.
She's still unconscious, bro.
She's still unconscious, bro.
Shh! Listen, listen.
Shh! Listen, listen.
Should be aware
Should be aware
Shut up, old man.
Shut up, old man.
Shut up. Just be quiet.
Shut up. Just be quiet.
Since we don't have any customers, or electricity...
Since we don't have any customers, or electricity...
Sleeping, till you woke my butt up.
Sleeping, till you woke my butt up.
So close yet so far.
So close yet so far.
So I'm going to go ahead and tell you why I'm upset.
So I'm going to go ahead and tell you why I'm upset.
So sick that I doubt anybody
So sick that I doubt anybody
So then I thought,
So then I thought,
So what's your plan for the summer?
So what's your plan for the summer?
So, Ed...
So, Ed...
So, Monique, what are you going to do tonight
So, Monique, what are you going to do tonight
So, uh, how much you think it's going to cost to fix?
So, uh, how much you think it's going to cost to fix?
So, uh, how you think you did on your exam?
So, uh, how you think you did on your exam?
So, uh, is this your first time?
So, uh, is this your first time?
So, uh, you like me?
So, uh, you like me?
So, we're still buddies?
So, we're still buddies?
So, what does it all mean, Dexter?
So, what does it all mean, Dexter?
So, what you in for?
So, what you in for?
So, you don't want to hang out tonight?
So, you don't want to hang out tonight?
So, you hungry?
So, you hungry?
So, you poured that stuff in that meat, didn't you?
So, you poured that stuff in that meat, didn't you?
So... Oh, I give up.
So... Oh, I give up.
Some tired crap shack like Good Burger get in my way.
Some tired crap shack like Good Burger get in my way.
Something about working at Mondo Burger.
Something about working at Mondo Burger.
Something, or nothing?
Something, or nothing?
Sorry, summer vacation started 48 seconds ago.
Sorry, summer vacation started 48 seconds ago.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Speech, speech...
Speech, speech...
Squirrels...
Squirrels...
Stealing your truck.
Stealing your truck.
Stole an empty can.
Stole an empty can.
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop talking.
Stop talking.
Stop waving that dang light in my face.
Stop waving that dang light in my face.
Strawberry Jacuzzi.
Strawberry Jacuzzi.
Stuff. Ha, ha, ha.
Stuff. Ha, ha, ha.
Such a nice guy; I don't know why
Such a nice guy; I don't know why
Sure.
Sure.
Sure. Huh.
Sure. Huh.
Sure. Let Let's hang out.
Sure. Let Let's hang out.
Sure. See, I knew if I took the can,
Sure. See, I knew if I took the can,
Take a bite of the Good Burger,
Take a bite of the Good Burger,
Take out the trash.
Take out the trash.
Take some chocolate!
Take some chocolate!
Take that! Huh!
Take that! Huh!
Tastes good, tastes good.
Tastes good, tastes good.
Tell me how you make your sauce...
Tell me how you make your sauce...
Ten bucks.
Ten bucks.
Terrific.
Terrific.
Than miniature golf?
Than miniature golf?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for the sauce, kid.
Thanks for the sauce, kid.
Thanks, Holmes.
Thanks, Holmes.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That big red lump on your forehead
That big red lump on your forehead
That coils it.
That coils it.
That Good Burger makes off your sauce,
That Good Burger makes off your sauce,
That he doesn't like.
That he doesn't like.
That I owe you for your car,
That I owe you for your car,
That is why nobody outside this kitchen
That is why nobody outside this kitchen
That lunch with you would be... different.
That lunch with you would be... different.
That means she doesn't eat fur.
That means she doesn't eat fur.
That means that school, work or anything of that nature
That means that school, work or anything of that nature
That means we only got four hours to warn them.
That means we only got four hours to warn them.
That sounds like quite a yo yo.
That sounds like quite a yo yo.
That stuff's going to harm innocent people.
That stuff's going to harm innocent people.
That that's when I get one.
That that's when I get one.
That there's four clowns stuck somewhere
That there's four clowns stuck somewhere
That tonight is the grand opening of Mondo Burger.
That tonight is the grand opening of Mondo Burger.
That was a stop sign!
That was a stop sign!
That way.
That way.
That you made your big Beefy Burgers
That you made your big Beefy Burgers
That you would do something like that
That you would do something like that
That you're putting illegal stuff in their meat
That you're putting illegal stuff in their meat
That your brain would understand the concept of pain.
That your brain would understand the concept of pain.
That's a $22,000 car.
That's a $22,000 car.
That's all right.
That's all right.
That's Detroit leather. That's Detroit leather.
That's Detroit leather. That's Detroit leather.
That's funny,
That's funny,
That's great.
That's great.
That's it, you're gone!
That's it, you're gone!
That's it! That's it!
That's it! That's it!
That's it?!
That's it?!
That's Mondo Burger, Ed.
That's Mondo Burger, Ed.
That's not what I had in mind.
That's not what I had in mind.
That's right, baby, yeah!
That's right, baby, yeah!
That's right.
That's right.
That's what I gave you.
That's what I gave you.
That's what I want to talk to you about.
That's what I want to talk to you about.
That's what's making those burgers grow so big.
That's what's making those burgers grow so big.
That's when my dad left me and my mom.
That's when my dad left me and my mom.
The 'fro, the boots, and this jacket...
The 'fro, the boots, and this jacket...
The address is on the back.
The address is on the back.
The biggest burger chain on this planet.
The biggest burger chain on this planet.
The color of your eyes.
The color of your eyes.
The estimate was only for $1,900.
The estimate was only for $1,900.
The guy's a few tacos short of a combination plate.
The guy's a few tacos short of a combination plate.
The ingredients of your sauce.
The ingredients of your sauce.
The key word there is "va ca tion."
The key word there is "va ca tion."
The kitchen! Go!
The kitchen! Go!
The knob on the...
The knob on the...
The man down here. Wait, one second.
The man down here. Wait, one second.
The manager already knows my name.
The manager already knows my name.
The mind never sleeps.
The mind never sleeps.
The money he's supposed to get for his sauce.
The money he's supposed to get for his sauce.
The old man asked us a question.
The old man asked us a question.
The one that they've been building for ten months?
The one that they've been building for ten months?
The pickle bits was making me do the wrong...
The pickle bits was making me do the wrong...
The second we open
The second we open
The triambythal to the proper authorities,
The triambythal to the proper authorities,
Their car's broken down?
Their car's broken down?
Then everyone will want to eat here.
Then everyone will want to eat here.
Then I guess my mom just threw it away.
Then I guess my mom just threw it away.
Then I thought, even if I did take
Then I thought, even if I did take
Then I want you to count to ten,
Then I want you to count to ten,
Then I'm going to lay out by the pool,
Then I'm going to lay out by the pool,
Then I'm going to wake up the next day,
Then I'm going to wake up the next day,
Then it quit making that funky whistling noise.
Then it quit making that funky whistling noise.
Then when I was six, I said my first words.
Then when I was six, I said my first words.
Then you went sleepy bye.
Then you went sleepy bye.
There is an escape attempt in progress.
There is an escape attempt in progress.
There is no way a guy can watch his own butt. Oh!
There is no way a guy can watch his own butt. Oh!
There must be 50 customers out there.
There must be 50 customers out there.
There she is the Burger Mobile. Huh.
There she is the Burger Mobile. Huh.
There was a good chance I'd get caught. Huh.
There was a good chance I'd get caught. Huh.
There was something wrong with Mondo Burger.
There was something wrong with Mondo Burger.
There you are, Ed.
There you are, Ed.
There you go.
There you go.
There's no chance.
There's no chance.
There's the fridge.
There's the fridge.
They always get you with them extras.
They always get you with them extras.
They can't find out I was driving
They can't find out I was driving
They cluck.
They cluck.
They could put us out of business.
They could put us out of business.
They just use more meat.
They just use more meat.
They kidnapped us.
They kidnapped us.
They sound similar.
They sound similar.
They're coming. You two better hurry.
They're coming. You two better hurry.
They're competition.
They're competition.
They're dropping in the burgers?
They're dropping in the burgers?
They're in trouble?
They're in trouble?
They're not crunchy.
They're not crunchy.
Things that are sticky...
Things that are sticky...
Think you can handle her?
Think you can handle her?
This can's empty.
This can's empty.
This is all just a big misunderstanding.
This is all just a big misunderstanding.
This is Dexter.
This is Dexter.
This is just, all it is...
This is just, all it is...
This is marvelous. What is it?
This is marvelous. What is it?
This is my place.
This is my place.
This is really good.
This is really good.
This is so good.
This is so good.
This is where I come and think.
This is where I come and think.
This is why Mondo Burger poisoned our sauce.
This is why Mondo Burger poisoned our sauce.
This way! This way!
This way! This way!
This yours?
This yours?
Three Good Meals, four Junior Good Meals,
Three Good Meals, four Junior Good Meals,
Three...
Three...
To ask for a raise?
To ask for a raise?
To be making my deliveries in?
To be making my deliveries in?
To come and work for me at Mondo Burger.
To come and work for me at Mondo Burger.
To get a can of triambythal.
To get a can of triambythal.
To have ketchup, mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, but no onion.
To have ketchup, mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, but no onion.
To have to spell this out for you.
To have to spell this out for you.
To meet you... Ed.
To meet you... Ed.
To put the sauce on Good Burgers in the first place, right?
To put the sauce on Good Burgers in the first place, right?
To scam a little cash on the side.
To scam a little cash on the side.
To someone who trusts you.
To someone who trusts you.
To the NBA Championship, how do you feel?
To the NBA Championship, how do you feel?
To work without his pants.
To work without his pants.
Tomorrow night.
Tomorrow night.
Tough break.
Tough break.
Triambythal
Triambythal
Try a Good Burger.
Try a Good Burger.
Try to open the window! Oh, man!
Try to open the window! Oh, man!
Two days ago, we had Good Burger crushed.
Two days ago, we had Good Burger crushed.
Two more minutes before the end of the test.
Two more minutes before the end of the test.
Two... three...
Two... three...
Uh huh, keep talking.
Uh huh, keep talking.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh. Don't care, ladies.
Uh oh. Don't care, ladies.
Uh oh. Uh...!
Uh oh. Uh...!
Uh uh, you can't they're hermetically sealed,
Uh uh, you can't they're hermetically sealed,
Uh, Dexter. Dexter Reed.
Uh, Dexter. Dexter Reed.
Uh, Ed?
Uh, Ed?
Uh, hey hey, Dex, uh, what you doing?
Uh, hey hey, Dex, uh, what you doing?
Uh, hi de ho, Fi.
Uh, hi de ho, Fi.
Uh, huh... hi.
Uh, huh... hi.
Uh, I thought that maybe we could do it again tonight.
Uh, I thought that maybe we could do it again tonight.
Uh, I'm sorry I uttered.
Uh, I'm sorry I uttered.
Uh, Mr. Wheat?
Uh, Mr. Wheat?
Uh, no, I'll pass.
Uh, no, I'll pass.
Uh, oh.
Uh, oh.
Uh, Spatch isn't much of a "people person." Huh.
Uh, Spatch isn't much of a "people person." Huh.
Uh, thanks for hanging out with me.
Uh, thanks for hanging out with me.
Uh, thanks.
Uh, thanks.
Uh, that ain't funny.
Uh, that ain't funny.
Uh, uh, uh, no?
Uh, uh, uh, no?
Uh, whatcha got?
Uh, whatcha got?
Uh...
Uh...
Uh... go fish.
Uh... go fish.
Uh... no?
Uh... no?
Uh... no.
Uh... no.
Uh... something?
Uh... something?
Um, can I sit here?
Um, can I sit here?
Um, Dex...
Um, Dex...
Um, Dexter?
Um, Dexter?
Um, Dexter?
Um, Dexter?
Um, dude, don't you think you've had enough?
Um, dude, don't you think you've had enough?
Um, Ed?
Um, Ed?
Um, Ed?
Um, Ed?
Um, go go on ahead, Shaq.
Um, go go on ahead, Shaq.
Um, I got six toes on my left foot.
Um, I got six toes on my left foot.
Um, I got you something.
Um, I got you something.
Um, is your butt okay?
Um, is your butt okay?
Um, listen, since we had such a nice time last night,
Um, listen, since we had such a nice time last night,
Um, look, Dexter,
Um, look, Dexter,
Um, okay, on two of the Junior Good Meals,
Um, okay, on two of the Junior Good Meals,
Um, regarding my driver's license,
Um, regarding my driver's license,
Um, um, s sorry!
Um, um, s sorry!
Um, welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.
Um, welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um... a turtleneck?
Um... a turtleneck?
Um... Monique, you want to take a walk?
Um... Monique, you want to take a walk?
Um... your head.
Um... your head.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Vegetarian.
Vegetarian.
W w wait, hang on.
W w wait, hang on.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, y you don't want to be partners?
Wait, y you don't want to be partners?
Wait. Wait. Give me one.
Wait. Wait. Give me one.
Wait. You could work here at Good Burger.
Wait. You could work here at Good Burger.
Want to hang out tonight?
Want to hang out tonight?
Want to see my belly button?
Want to see my belly button?
Want to see my secret place?
Want to see my secret place?
Want to?
Want to?
Watch it, fellas! Stop!
Watch it, fellas! Stop!
Watch it, Steve!
Watch it, Steve!
Watch out for the...!
Watch out for the...!
Watch out!
Watch out!
Watch your mouth,
Watch your mouth,
Water! Oh! Water! Oh!
Water! Oh! Water! Oh!
Water! Ooh!
Water! Ooh!
Water! Water, water, water!
Water! Water, water, water!
Water! Water!
Water! Water!
Way to go.
Way to go.
We always had to turn the knobs...
We always had to turn the knobs...
We got to find a way to sneak into the kitchen somehow.
We got to find a way to sneak into the kitchen somehow.
We got to get out of this place.
We got to get out of this place.
We got to get there
We got to get there
We should get some of that stuff for Good Burger.
We should get some of that stuff for Good Burger.
We should sign a little contract.
We should sign a little contract.
We'll explain it to you later.
We'll explain it to you later.
We'll just call...
We'll just call...
We'll knock Mondo Burger right off the map.
We'll knock Mondo Burger right off the map.
We're all going out tomorrow night.
We're all going out tomorrow night.
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.
Welcome to Good Burger.
Welcome to Good Burger.
Well I'm going to tell you why.
Well I'm going to tell you why.
Well, Ed, how's that sauce making
Well, Ed, how's that sauce making
Well, Ed, you better watch your butt, man.
Well, Ed, you better watch your butt, man.
Well, first you start off with some
Well, first you start off with some
Well, five bucks an hour's cool...
Well, five bucks an hour's cool...
Well, hang on. Huh.
Well, hang on. Huh.
Well, hang on. Uh.
Well, hang on. Uh.
Well, hello.
Well, hello.
Well, here you go, Ed.
Well, here you go, Ed.
Well, here.
Well, here.
Well, hi de ho, Dex.
Well, hi de ho, Dex.
Well, I always wanted to shave a Martian.
Well, I always wanted to shave a Martian.
Well, I guess there's only way thing left to say:
Well, I guess there's only way thing left to say:
Well, I just got my car back from the body shop,
Well, I just got my car back from the body shop,
Well, I think.
Well, I think.
Well, I try to keep it nice.
Well, I try to keep it nice.
Well, I'm your buddy.
Well, I'm your buddy.
Well, it was very unusual
Well, it was very unusual
Well, it's about time.
Well, it's about time.
Well, it's it's quite simple, really.
Well, it's it's quite simple, really.
Well, look, Ed, about this contract, man,
Well, look, Ed, about this contract, man,
Well, maybe this weekend?
Well, maybe this weekend?
Well, maybe we could talk.
Well, maybe we could talk.
Well, no.
Well, no.
Well, so much for my self esteem.
Well, so much for my self esteem.
Well, that my young brother, is why they call it an estimate.
Well, that my young brother, is why they call it an estimate.
Well, that's a nice outfit you got on there.
Well, that's a nice outfit you got on there.
Well, that's where my stuff is.
Well, that's where my stuff is.
Well, then, you got to keep your sauce recipe a secret.
Well, then, you got to keep your sauce recipe a secret.
Well, uh, thanks for the ride.
Well, uh, thanks for the ride.
Well, what are we supposed to do about it?
Well, what are we supposed to do about it?
Well, what are you doing here this late?
Well, what are you doing here this late?
Well, what's wrong?
Well, what's wrong?
Well, you can forget it.
Well, you can forget it.
Well, you start off
Well, you start off
Well...
Well...
Were you bitten by a sheep?
Were you bitten by a sheep?
Wh What are we doing now?
Wh What are we doing now?
Wha What do you say we start putting?
Wha What do you say we start putting?
Wha...?
Wha...?
What a good friend you are to him...
What a good friend you are to him...
What am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
What an idiot.
What an idiot.
What are we going to do then?
What are we going to do then?
What are we going to do with them?
What are we going to do with them?
What are you doing in the straw?
What are you doing in the straw?
What are you doing inside the milk shake machine?
What are you doing inside the milk shake machine?
What can I...?
What can I...?
What did you guys put on this?
What did you guys put on this?
What do you expect us to do, keep our mouths shut?
What do you expect us to do, keep our mouths shut?
What do you put in that sauce?
What do you put in that sauce?
What do you say we just... forget it?
What do you say we just... forget it?
What do you see?
What do you see?
What do you think it could be?
What do you think it could be?
What do you want to do?
What do you want to do?
What for?
What for?
What for?
What for?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
What happens to all those
What happens to all those
What have I done?
What have I done?
What in the name of ground beef is going on?
What in the name of ground beef is going on?
What is it, boy?
What is it, boy?
What is this, American Gladiators?
What is this, American Gladiators?
What kind of problems do you have?
What kind of problems do you have?
What time is it?
What time is it?
What were you doing in Kurt's car?
What were you doing in Kurt's car?
What what what are you doing?
What what what are you doing?
What, what is this?
What, what is this?
What? Man, what in the world are you talking about?
What? Man, what in the world are you talking about?
What? What?
What? What?
What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What?
What?!
What?!
What'd he say to you?
What'd he say to you?
What's cute about me?
What's cute about me?
What's going on in here?
What's going on in here?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on? What the...?
What's going on? What the...?
What's happening?
What's happening?
What's in the sauce?
What's in the sauce?
What's Mondo Burger?
What's Mondo Burger?
What's that junk you're pouring into our sauce?
What's that junk you're pouring into our sauce?
What's up, dude?
What's up, dude?
What's with this dude?
What's with this dude?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
What's your hurry, my brother?
What's your hurry, my brother?
Whee!
Whee!
Whee! That's great.
Whee! That's great.
When I came to work
When I came to work
When they eat your "enormo" burgers?
When they eat your "enormo" burgers?
When they put it in my hand.
When they put it in my hand.
When you mess with Good Burger...
When you mess with Good Burger...
Whenever you're ready to come and work for me,
Whenever you're ready to come and work for me,
Where am I?
Where am I?
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Where are you doing?
Where are you doing?
Where could they be?
Where could they be?
Where is that dang dog?
Where is that dang dog?
Where the golf ball hit you.
Where the golf ball hit you.
Where you going?
Where you going?
Where, boy, where?
Where, boy, where?
Whew!
Whew!
Whew!
Whew!
Who am I?
Who am I?
Who are you and what have done with the real Monique?
Who are you and what have done with the real Monique?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who doesn't eat meat, but, of course, he does eat dairy, so I don't get it.
Who doesn't eat meat, but, of course, he does eat dairy, so I don't get it.
Who said that?
Who said that?
Who saved Good Burger, huh? Yeah!
Who saved Good Burger, huh? Yeah!
Who talked while Kurt was talking?
Who talked while Kurt was talking?
Who would dispute any charges
Who would dispute any charges
Who?
Who?
Who? Elvis?
Who? Elvis?
Who's Kurt?
Who's Kurt?
Whoa whoa whoa, wait wait wait wait.
Whoa whoa whoa, wait wait wait wait.
Whoa, huh, whoa.
Whoa, huh, whoa.
Whoa, whoa! Hey, look out for..!
Whoa, whoa! Hey, look out for..!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa. Hey.
Whoa. Hey.
Whoa. That's almost $14.
Whoa. That's almost $14.
Whoa...
Whoa...
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo! Lost 'em.
Whoo! Lost 'em.
Whoo! Oh, oh.
Whoo! Oh, oh.
Whoo! Oh...!
Whoo! Oh...!
Whoo! Shouldn't you have a harness or some rope?
Whoo! Shouldn't you have a harness or some rope?
Whoo! Water! Oh!
Whoo! Water! Oh!
Whoo! Whee! Whoa, flying with hamburgers!
Whoo! Whee! Whoa, flying with hamburgers!
Why don't you go on ahead
Why don't you go on ahead
Why not?
Why not?
Why this is a good thing?
Why this is a good thing?
Why, I should've known.
Why, I should've known.
Why, thank you, Dexter.
Why, thank you, Dexter.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?!
Why?!
Why'd they bring you here?
Why'd they bring you here?
Why'd you get this for me?
Why'd you get this for me?
Will ever want to eat here again.
Will ever want to eat here again.
Will you forget about the sharks?
Will you forget about the sharks?
Will you turn that off?
Will you turn that off?
With a can of your illegal triambythal.
With a can of your illegal triambythal.
With a little lemon juice
With a little lemon juice
With a vicious psychopath.
With a vicious psychopath.
With the electronic numbers.
With the electronic numbers.
With the trash talk now, are you, huh?
With the trash talk now, are you, huh?
With the... ooh, that's slippery.
With the... ooh, that's slippery.
With who?
With who?
Within two years, Mondo Burger's going to be
Within two years, Mondo Burger's going to be
Without a license, sir, please.
Without a license, sir, please.
WOMAN: He's loose! Look out!
WOMAN: He's loose! Look out!
Would even consider eating here?
Would even consider eating here?
Would you just come on?!
Would you just come on?!
Would you look at that?
Would you look at that?
Would you please take my order?
Would you please take my order?
Would you quit it?!
Would you quit it?!
Would you stop eating the cards?
Would you stop eating the cards?
Would you stop?
Would you stop?
Would you...
Would you...
Wow, nobody's ever abbreviated my name before.
Wow, nobody's ever abbreviated my name before.
Wow, why do they want to harm those innocent sharks?
Wow, why do they want to harm those innocent sharks?
Wow! Wow.
Wow! Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yeah, all right, uh huh, see, you'd like to...
Yeah, all right, uh huh, see, you'd like to...
Yeah, all right. Yeah.
Yeah, all right. Yeah.
Yeah, but if you hadn't noticed,
Yeah, but if you hadn't noticed,
Yeah, but look at him.
Yeah, but look at him.
Yeah, but...
Yeah, but...
Yeah, come on, Ed, say something.
Yeah, come on, Ed, say something.
Yeah, cool!
Yeah, cool!
Yeah, corn dogs!
Yeah, corn dogs!
Yeah, easy for you!
Yeah, easy for you!
Yeah, extra crispy, please.
Yeah, extra crispy, please.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I know, I know.
Yeah, I know, I know.
Yeah, I'll let you fix the car.
Yeah, I'll let you fix the car.
Yeah, I'm not very good at that.
Yeah, I'm not very good at that.
Yeah, it does.
Yeah, it does.
Yeah, let's have some fun! Yeah!
Yeah, let's have some fun! Yeah!
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, they open in, like, three days.
Yeah, they open in, like, three days.
Yeah, they're going to have you on This Old Homey.
Yeah, they're going to have you on This Old Homey.
Yeah, we'll bring it back.
Yeah, we'll bring it back.
Yeah, well, see you tomorrow.
Yeah, well, see you tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah, laugh it up.
Yeah, yeah, laugh it up.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you should get some of the money I receive.
Yeah, you should get some of the money I receive.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! Fudge!
Yeah! Fudge!
Yeah! Huh. Huh.
Yeah! Huh. Huh.
Yeah! Now this is what I call fast food! Huh!
Yeah! Now this is what I call fast food! Huh!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah? How long?
Yeah? How long?
Yeah? Well, why don't we just check these out,
Yeah? Well, why don't we just check these out,
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Hey, Mr. Baily, this guy needs a job.
Yeah. Hey, Mr. Baily, this guy needs a job.
Yeah. It's my very own recipe.
Yeah. It's my very own recipe.
Yeah. Sure.
Yeah. Sure.
Yeah. Your game is over,
Yeah. Your game is over,
Yeah...
Yeah...
Yep.
Yep.
Yep. And it think pretty soon, they'll be closed for good.
Yep. And it think pretty soon, they'll be closed for good.
Yes, I am hungry...
Yes, I am hungry...
Yes, I do mind.
Yes, I do mind.
Yes, ma'am. The ladies room
Yes, ma'am. The ladies room
Yes, well, I expected a meat patty!
Yes, well, I expected a meat patty!
Yes, you did. How come?
Yes, you did. How come?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yippee skippy!
Yippee skippy!
Yo, Dex, wait up.
Yo, Dex, wait up.
Yo, man, back me up on this.
Yo, man, back me up on this.
Yo, man, who was that?
Yo, man, who was that?
Yo, my man, can I borrow some lettuce?
Yo, my man, can I borrow some lettuce?
You ain't got the... I'm just a kid.
You ain't got the... I'm just a kid.
You ain't got to bring
You ain't got to bring
You all right, bro?
You all right, bro?
You are going to freak.
You are going to freak.
You are so hot.
You are so hot.
You can forget about your family,
You can forget about your family,
You can forget about your friends,
You can forget about your friends,
You can go, Ed.
You can go, Ed.
You can imagine how embarrassed I was
You can imagine how embarrassed I was
You can take my order.
You can take my order.
You can't get chrome wheels at base price!
You can't get chrome wheels at base price!
You can't get the money.
You can't get the money.
You carry your own sauce?
You carry your own sauce?
You do for the time being. I fired O'Malley.
You do for the time being. I fired O'Malley.
You don't got to tell me twice.
You don't got to tell me twice.
You enjoy prison now.
You enjoy prison now.
You enjoy your car!
You enjoy your car!
You forgot your jacket last night.
You forgot your jacket last night.
You get in that kitchen and keep making sauce.
You get in that kitchen and keep making sauce.
You get to keep $13.
You get to keep $13.
You get to keep 20%.
You get to keep 20%.
You get your test done first
You get your test done first
You got him that time, bro.
You got him that time, bro.
You got it.
You got it.
You got to explain things to parents.
You got to explain things to parents.
You got to order Detroit leather from Detroit!
You got to order Detroit leather from Detroit!
You guys are grass.
You guys are grass.
You had to?
You had to?
You have a cute head, too.
You have a cute head, too.
You have a nice summer, Shaft.
You have a nice summer, Shaft.
You have been working at Good Burger now
You have been working at Good Burger now
You have to pay for 'em.
You have to pay for 'em.
You heard it here, folks.
You heard it here, folks.
You just jump on the burger, jump on the fry,
You just jump on the burger, jump on the fry,
You just let me handle that part.
You just let me handle that part.
You know what?
You know what?
You know you...
You know you...
You know, I can't believe
You know, I can't believe
You know, like a baseball player,
You know, like a baseball player,
You know, Mama never had one of these
You know, Mama never had one of these
You know, the one where, uh, you take most of his money.
You know, the one where, uh, you take most of his money.
You know...
You know...
You make your sauce for Kurt.
You make your sauce for Kurt.
You mess with Kurt and you go into the grinder.
You mess with Kurt and you go into the grinder.
You need the counter guy.
You need the counter guy.
You pestiferous little maggot.
You pestiferous little maggot.
You ruined my life.
You ruined my life.
You said nothing.
You said nothing.
You said you were Kurt.
You said you were Kurt.
You say the word.
You say the word.
You shouldn't have been driving.
You shouldn't have been driving.
You sure you made this by yourself?
You sure you made this by yourself?
You surprised me.
You surprised me.
You tell me if these are too tight, all right?
You tell me if these are too tight, all right?
You think I'm kidding?!
You think I'm kidding?!
You think Kurt's stupid?
You think Kurt's stupid?
You think you're funny, don't you, bro?
You think you're funny, don't you, bro?
You thought of all that?
You thought of all that?
You want a piece
You want a piece
You want to be Dexter's date?
You want to be Dexter's date?
You want to hang out or something?
You want to hang out or something?
You want to ride with me?
You want to ride with me?
You want to rinse that off?
You want to rinse that off?
You want to save Good Burger, don't you?
You want to save Good Burger, don't you?
You wrecked my summer, man.
You wrecked my summer, man.
You You called me your buddy.
You You called me your buddy.
You You mean it?
You You mean it?
You you still got it?
You you still got it?
You!
You!
You! Look at this mess.
You! Look at this mess.
You'll never be half the man your mama was.
You'll never be half the man your mama was.
You're an amazing student. I mean, you sit there,
You're an amazing student. I mean, you sit there,
You're crazy, man!
You're crazy, man!
You're full of crap!
You're full of crap!
You're going to find yourself in jail.
You're going to find yourself in jail.
You're in trouble with me, young man.
You're in trouble with me, young man.
You're in trouble with me!
You're in trouble with me!
You're just using him
You're just using him
You're nasty!
You're nasty!
You're not calling anyone.
You're not calling anyone.
You're not Ed's friend.
You're not Ed's friend.
You're not going to get Ed's sauce.
You're not going to get Ed's sauce.
You're not like other people, are you?
You're not like other people, are you?
You're not so fast
You're not so fast
You're on deliveries.
You're on deliveries.
You're squishing my pancreas.
You're squishing my pancreas.
You're the dude from Mondo Burger.
You're the dude from Mondo Burger.
You're the nicest, prettiest psychopath I've ever met.
You're the nicest, prettiest psychopath I've ever met.
You're the reason my mom found out
You're the reason my mom found out
You're the reason why I owe 1,900 bucks.
You're the reason why I owe 1,900 bucks.
You're the roller blading nut that caused my accident.
You're the roller blading nut that caused my accident.
Your chair, Madame.
Your chair, Madame.
Your friends down here.
Your friends down here.
Your head hit my golf ball.
Your head hit my golf ball.
Your life is Mondo Burger.
Your life is Mondo Burger.
Your little Good Burger customers very, very sick.
Your little Good Burger customers very, very sick.
Your mama. Who are you?
Your mama. Who are you?
Your turn.
Your turn.
Yum.
Yum.
80%, so it works out cool for both of us.
80%, so it works out cool for both of us.
...and then I couldn't control it...
...and then I couldn't control it...
...have a couple words for...
...have a couple words for...
...on the radio dial.
...on the radio dial.
...two...
...two...
...wait for the little ding...
...wait for the little ding...
'Cause I caught those little Mondo brats
'Cause I caught those little Mondo brats
'cause I never took you for much of a thinker.
'cause I never took you for much of a thinker.
'cause I'm worried about you.
'cause I'm worried about you.
'cause I'm...
'cause I'm...
'Cause we're buds. Huh.
'Cause we're buds. Huh.
"Fi"?
"Fi"?
"give us a test on the last day of school
"give us a test on the last day of school
"Loser"?
"Loser"?
"This."
"This."
"Trash"?
"Trash"?
"Why? Why would this man
"Why? Why would this man
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( alarm tones going haywire )
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( alarms buzzing )
( alarms buzzing )
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( all talking at once )
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( bells tinkling lightly )
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( big band playing "Celebrate" )
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( bones cracking )
( both grunt )
( both grunt )
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( both laughing )
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( car engine revving )
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( cash register bell dinging )
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( chanting continues )
( chattering )
( chattering )
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( cheering )
( cheering )
( cheering )
( cheering )
( cheering )
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( cheering and applause )
( child like melody plays )
( child like melody plays )
( chokes )
( chokes )
( chorus singing ): ♪ Nickelodeon. ♪
( chorus singing ): ♪ Nickelodeon. ♪
( chuckles )
( chuckles )
( chuckles )
( chuckles )
( chuckles ): Oh, well...
( chuckles ): Oh, well...
( chuckling )
( chuckling )
( clamoring and yelling )
( clamoring and yelling )
( clattering and yelling )
( clattering and yelling )
( clucks )
( clucks )
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( cooing )
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( creaking )
( Dexter grunting )
( Dexter grunting )
( disco beat plays )
( disco beat plays )
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( disco music plays )
( door opens )
( door opens )
( driving rock intro )
( driving rock intro )
( drops cup on floor )
( drops cup on floor )
( Ed laughing )
( Ed laughing )
( Ed whimpering )
( Ed whimpering )
( electrical crackling )
( electrical crackling )
( electrical crackling )
( electrical crackling )
( engine starts )
( engine starts )
( excited chattering )
( excited chattering )
( frustrated growling )
( frustrated growling )
( frustrated grunting )
( frustrated grunting )
( frustrated moaning )
( frustrated moaning )
( funk music playing )
( funk music playing )
( gasping )
( gasping )
( gasping )
( gasping )
( gasping )
( gasping )
( gasps )
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( gasps )
( gasps )
( giggles )
( giggles )
( giggling )
( giggling )
( girl grunts )
( girl grunts )
( glass breaking )
( glass breaking )
( gleeful squeals )
( gleeful squeals )
( groaning )
( groaning )
( groaning )
( groaning )
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( groaning )
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( groaning and coughing )
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( growling )
( growling )
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( growling )
( growls )
( growls )
( growls )
( growls )
( gruff, male voice ): I wanna stay here with you!
( gruff, male voice ): I wanna stay here with you!
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting )
( grunting ): All righty.
( grunting ): All righty.
( grunting and gasping )
( grunting and gasping )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( grunts ): Yeah...
( grunts ): Yeah...
( harp glissando )
( harp glissando )
( honking )
( honking )
( horn blaring )
( horn blaring )
( horn blaring )
( horn blaring )
( horn honking )
( horn honking )
( horn honking )
( horn honking )
( horn honking )
( horn honking )
( horn honks )
( horn honks )
( horns blaring )
( horns blaring )
( humming )
( humming )
( imitates rustling )
( imitates rustling )
( inhaling )
( inhaling )
( instrumental break )
( instrumental break )
( intro to "We're All Dudes" playing )
( intro to "We're All Dudes" playing )
( Kurt chuckling )
( Kurt chuckling )
( Latin ballroom music playing )
( Latin ballroom music playing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
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( laughing )
( laughing )
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( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing ): Are too.
( laughing ): Are too.
( laughs )
( laughs )
( laughs )
( laughs )
( laughs )
( laughs )
( laughs )
( laughs )
( laughs )
( laughs )
( laughs )
( laughs )
( laughs )
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( laughs )
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( laughter )
( laughter )
( laughter )
( low rumbling )
( low rumbling )
( metallic creaking )
( metallic creaking )
( midtempo R&B intro playing )
( midtempo R&B intro playing )
( mischievous chuckle )
( mischievous chuckle )
( moaning )
( moaning )
( mockingly ): So, uh... you like me?
( mockingly ): So, uh... you like me?
( muffled grunting )
( muffled grunting )
( muffled yelling )
( muffled yelling )
( music plays in distance )
( music plays in distance )
( muttering )
( muttering )
( nervous chuckle )
( nervous chuckle )
( over intercom ): One Good Burger!
( over intercom ): One Good Burger!
( pained grunting )
( pained grunting )
( pandemonium continues )
( pandemonium continues )
( panting )
( panting )
( panting )
( panting )
( percussive music playing, chorus humming )
( percussive music playing, chorus humming )
( popping )
( popping )
( popping )
( popping )
( rapid popping )
( rapid popping )
( reporters chuckling )
( reporters chuckling )
( rhythm and blues plays )
( rhythm and blues plays )
( rhythm and blues plays )
( rhythm and blues plays )
( rock beat plays )
( rock beat plays )
( rock beat plays )
( rock beat plays )
( rustling )
( rustling )
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( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming continues )
( screaming continues )
( screaming, wailing )
( screaming, wailing )
( screams )
( screams )
( screams )
( screams )
( screeches )
( screeches )
( sighs )
( sighs )
( sighs )
( sighs )
( sighs )
( sighs )
( sighs )
( sighs )
( sighs ): Man.
( sighs ): Man.
( singing )
( singing )
( singing and grunting )
( singing and grunting )
( singing continues )
( singing continues )
( singing softly )
( singing softly )
( singsongy ): Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.
( singsongy ): Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.
( singsongy ): Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.
( singsongy ): Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.
( singsongy ): Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.
( singsongy ): Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.
( singsongy voice echoing ): Ed...
( singsongy voice echoing ): Ed...
( siren blares )
( siren blares )
( siren blaring )
( siren blaring )
( siren wails )
( siren wails )
( sizzling and gurgling )
( sizzling and gurgling )
( slurping )
( slurping )
( smacking )
( smacking )
( snickering )
( snickering )
( sniffling )
( sniffling )
( sobbing ): Good bye, my friend!
( sobbing ): Good bye, my friend!
( sobbing ): Why?
( sobbing ): Why?
( song ends )
( song ends )
( song fades )
( song fades )
( Southern accent ): Don't sell me, Ed, please.
( Southern accent ): Don't sell me, Ed, please.
( Spatch grunting )
( Spatch grunting )
( splats )
( splats )
( sweet voice ): We love you, Ed.
( sweet voice ): We love you, Ed.
( thud )
( thud )
( thud )
( thud )
( thud )
( thud )
( thud )
( thud )
( tires screech )
( tires screech )
( tires screech )
( tires screech )
( tires screech )
( tires screech )
( tires screeching )
( tires screeching )
( tires screeching )
( tires screeching )
( tires screeching )
( tires screeching )
( tires screeching )
( tires screeching )
( tires screeching )
( tires screeching )
( tires screeching )
( tires screeching )
( tires screeching )
( tires screeching )
( tires screeching )
( tires screeching )
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( tires squeal )
( tires squeal )
( tires squeal )
( tires squeal )
( tires squeal )
( tires squeal )
( tires squeal )
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( tires squealing )
( tires squealing )
( tires squealing )
( tires squealing )
( tires squealing )
( tube shattering, electrical sizzling )
( tube shattering, electrical sizzling )
( voice cracks ): Um...
( voice cracks ): Um...
( Wheat screams )
( Wheat screams )
( whimpering )
( whimpering )
( whimpering ): Oh, man.
( whimpering ): Oh, man.
( whimpering ): Please, I need this job. Please.
( whimpering ): Please, I need this job. Please.
( whirring )
( whirring )
( whispers ): Okay, yeah.
( whispers ): Okay, yeah.
( whistle blowing )
( whistle blowing )
( whoosh )
( whoosh )
( woman screaming )
( woman screaming )
( woman screams )
( woman screams )
( yawning ): Hallelujah.
( yawning ): Hallelujah.
( yelling )
( yelling )
( yelling )
( yelling )
( yelling )
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( yelling )
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( yelling )
( yelling )
( yelling continues )
( yelling continues )
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( yelps )
( yelps )
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( zapping )
( zapping )
(Chariots of Fire theme music plays )
(Chariots of Fire theme music plays )
♪ 'Cause we're all a dude... ♪
♪ 'Cause we're all a dude... ♪
♪ 'Cause we're all a dudes ♪
♪ 'Cause we're all a dudes ♪
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪ 15 years old Snoop d whoop on the grind ♪
♪ 15 years old Snoop d whoop on the grind ♪
♪ A smile upon your face and you can't erase it ♪
♪ A smile upon your face and you can't erase it ♪
♪ After all that we've been through ♪
♪ After all that we've been through ♪
♪ All I need ♪
♪ All I need ♪
♪ All I want ♪
♪ All I want ♪
♪ And every busta that ran up was gettin' cracked ♪
♪ And every busta that ran up was gettin' cracked ♪
♪ And every spot that we rocked, you know we got down ♪
♪ And every spot that we rocked, you know we got down ♪
♪ And make everybody... ♪
♪ And make everybody... ♪
♪ And surrounded wit tha homeys that was all clubbin' ♪
♪ And surrounded wit tha homeys that was all clubbin' ♪
♪ And we're all dudes, hey! ♪
♪ And we're all dudes, hey! ♪
♪ And when she dance, it set the world on fire... ♪
♪ And when she dance, it set the world on fire... ♪
♪ Beverly was like my mama ♪
♪ Beverly was like my mama ♪
♪ Bluebity, Bluebity Bluebity, Blue... ♪
♪ Bluebity, Bluebity Bluebity, Blue... ♪
♪ Bluebity, Bluebity Bluebity, Bluebity... ♪
♪ Bluebity, Bluebity Bluebity, Bluebity... ♪
♪ Boy, was it neat ♪
♪ Boy, was it neat ♪
♪ Boy, was it neat, yeah ♪
♪ Boy, was it neat, yeah ♪
♪ Boy, was it neat, yeah ♪
♪ Boy, was it neat, yeah ♪
♪ But I'll do anything if you'll hold my hand... ♪
♪ But I'll do anything if you'll hold my hand... ♪
♪ But please, baby, please, baby, be my girl ♪
♪ But please, baby, please, baby, be my girl ♪
♪ Catchin' a bus with a homey I can trust ♪
♪ Catchin' a bus with a homey I can trust ♪
♪ Check it out, I got one! ♪
♪ Check it out, I got one! ♪
♪ Chicken wasn't pickin'... ♪
♪ Chicken wasn't pickin'... ♪
♪ Crush a killer with a thigh bone ♪
♪ Crush a killer with a thigh bone ♪
♪ Devoted and quoted back in '84, growin' up in the LBC ♪
♪ Devoted and quoted back in '84, growin' up in the LBC ♪
♪ Enjoyin' my days and everythang is fine ♪
♪ Enjoyin' my days and everythang is fine ♪
♪ Feel my desire. ♪
♪ Feel my desire. ♪
♪ Feel my desire... ♪
♪ Feel my desire... ♪
♪ Find a skirt if you wanna ♪
♪ Find a skirt if you wanna ♪
♪ G and Snoop, homeys from the jump and the get go, get go ♪
♪ G and Snoop, homeys from the jump and the get go, get go ♪
♪ Get all the bad things off your mind ♪
♪ Get all the bad things off your mind ♪
♪ Get all the bad things off your mind ♪
♪ Get all the bad things off your mind ♪
♪ Get all the bad things off your mind ♪
♪ Get all the bad things off your mind ♪
♪ Gettin in fo of zines, I loved 'em, I loved 'em ♪
♪ Gettin in fo of zines, I loved 'em, I loved 'em ♪
♪ He's a dude ♪
♪ He's a dude ♪
♪ He's a dude ♪
♪ He's a dude ♪
♪ He's a dude ♪
♪ He's a dude ♪
♪ He's a dude ♪
♪ He's a dude ♪
♪ He's feeling good, she's feeling good ♪
♪ He's feeling good, she's feeling good ♪
♪ He's feeling good, she's feeling good ♪
♪ He's feeling good, she's feeling good ♪
♪ Hey, I'm a dude ♪
♪ Hey, I'm a dude ♪
♪ Hey, I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude ♪
♪ Hey, I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude ♪
♪ Hey, I'm a dude, he's a dude... ♪
♪ Hey, I'm a dude, he's a dude... ♪
♪ Hey, I'm a dude... ♪
♪ Hey, I'm a dude... ♪
♪ Hey! I'm a dude ♪
♪ Hey! I'm a dude ♪
♪ Hey! I'm a dude... ♪
♪ Hey! I'm a dude... ♪
♪ I did the moose ♪
♪ I did the moose ♪
♪ I got one! ♪
♪ I got one! ♪
♪ I know I'm not the greatest rapper in this land ♪
♪ I know I'm not the greatest rapper in this land ♪
♪ I remember all the scams we been through, together ♪
♪ I remember all the scams we been through, together ♪
♪ I'll be there for you... ♪
♪ I'll be there for you... ♪
♪ I'm a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude ♪
♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude ♪
♪ I've got one... opposable thumb. ♪
♪ I've got one... opposable thumb. ♪
♪ If it's right ♪
♪ If it's right ♪
♪ Involved in everythang from Pop Warner, Pop Warner ♪
♪ Involved in everythang from Pop Warner, Pop Warner ♪
♪ Is some special attention ♪
♪ Is some special attention ♪
♪ Is someone I can talk to ♪
♪ Is someone I can talk to ♪
♪ It didn't work, no ♪
♪ It didn't work, no ♪
♪ It didn't work, no ♪
♪ It didn't work, no ♪
♪ It wasn't funky no more ♪
♪ It wasn't funky no more ♪
♪ It's all about meeting new faces ♪
♪ It's all about meeting new faces ♪
♪ It's time to put hard times behind ♪
♪ It's time to put hard times behind ♪
♪ It's time to put hard times behind ♪
♪ It's time to put hard times behind ♪
♪ It's time to put hard times behind ♪
♪ It's time to put hard times behind ♪
♪ Jail, jail, jail ♪
♪ Jail, jail, jail ♪
♪ Just hanging out ♪
♪ Just hanging out ♪
♪ Just hanging out, just havin' fun ♪
♪ Just hanging out, just havin' fun ♪
♪ Just hanging out, just havin' fun ♪
♪ Just hanging out, just havin' fun ♪
♪ Just hanging out, just havin' fun ♪
♪ Just hanging out, just havin' fun ♪
♪ Just hanging out, just havin' fun ♪
♪ Just hanging out, just havin' fun ♪
♪ Just hanging out, just havin' fun ♪
♪ Just hanging out, just havin' fun ♪
♪ Just hanging out, just havin' fun ♪
♪ Just hanging out, just havin' fun ♪
♪ Just hanging out, just havin' fun ♪
♪ Just hanging out, just havin' fun ♪
♪ Just hanging out, just having fun ♪
♪ Just hanging out, just having fun ♪
♪ Just having fun ♪
♪ Just having fun ♪
♪ Kurt's going to jail, jail, jail ♪
♪ Kurt's going to jail, jail, jail ♪
♪ Kurt's going to jail, jail, jail. ♪
♪ Kurt's going to jail, jail, jail. ♪
♪ Kurt's going to jail, Kurt's going to jail ♪
♪ Kurt's going to jail, Kurt's going to jail ♪
♪ Kurt's going to jail, Kurt's going to jail ♪
♪ Kurt's going to jail, Kurt's going to jail ♪
♪ Long Beach Was A Mutha was a classic mane ♪
♪ Long Beach Was A Mutha was a classic mane ♪
♪ Long Beach was the hometown ♪
♪ Long Beach was the hometown ♪
♪ Man! ♪
♪ Man! ♪
♪ Man! ♪
♪ Man! ♪
♪ Man! ♪
♪ Man! ♪
♪ Man! ♪
♪ Man! ♪
♪ Mm mm ♪
♪ Mm mm ♪
♪ Monkey wasn't funkin' ♪
♪ Monkey wasn't funkin' ♪
♪ Na na na na ♪
♪ Na na na na ♪
♪ Never missing a beat, yeah ♪
♪ Never missing a beat, yeah ♪
♪ Never missing a beat, yeah ♪
♪ Never missing a beat, yeah ♪
♪ Never missing a beat, yeah ♪
♪ Never missing a beat, yeah ♪
♪ Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick Nick, Nick ♪
♪ Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick Nick, Nick ♪
♪ No one could do the thing that we do ♪
♪ No one could do the thing that we do ♪
♪ No one could do the thing that we do ♪
♪ No one could do the thing that we do ♪
♪ No one could do the things that we do ♪
♪ No one could do the things that we do ♪
♪ No, no, no ♪
♪ No, no, no ♪
♪ Nobody does it better on which you do the weather ♪
♪ Nobody does it better on which you do the weather ♪
♪ Not caring about this or that ♪
♪ Not caring about this or that ♪
♪ Not just knee deep, she was totally deep ♪
♪ Not just knee deep, she was totally deep ♪
♪ Not just knee deep, she was totally deep ♪
♪ Not just knee deep, she was totally deep ♪
♪ Not just knee deep, she was totally deep ♪
♪ Not just knee deep, she was totally deep ♪
♪ Oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh ♪
♪ Oh, no, not the moose ♪
♪ Oh, no, not the moose ♪
♪ Oh, oh. ♪
♪ Oh, oh. ♪
♪ Oh... ♪
♪ Oh... ♪
♪ Oh... oh... oh ♪
♪ Oh... oh... oh ♪
♪ Oh... oh... oh. ♪
♪ Oh... oh... oh. ♪
♪ Oh... oh... oh... ♪
♪ Oh... oh... oh... ♪
♪ Ooh, she's the freak of my desire ♪
♪ Ooh, she's the freak of my desire ♪
♪ Opposable thumb ♪
♪ Opposable thumb ♪
♪ Opposable thumb, opposable thumb ♪
♪ Opposable thumb, opposable thumb ♪
♪ Opposable thumb, opposable thumb ♪
♪ Opposable thumb, opposable thumb ♪
♪ Outside at the club just spittin' raps ♪
♪ Outside at the club just spittin' raps ♪
♪ Party it on till the break of dawn, ho ♪
♪ Party it on till the break of dawn, ho ♪
♪ Party it on, it's going on, huh ♪
♪ Party it on, it's going on, huh ♪
♪ Platinum city, where the big gamers be ♪
♪ Platinum city, where the big gamers be ♪
♪ Put on a red light ♪
♪ Put on a red light ♪
♪ Quick fast, quick cash, and hittin' on the quick dash ♪
♪ Quick fast, quick cash, and hittin' on the quick dash ♪
♪ Roxanne ♪
♪ Roxanne ♪
♪ Roxanne ♪
♪ Roxanne ♪
♪ Roxanne ♪
♪ Roxanne ♪
♪ She always make me dance ♪
♪ She always make me dance ♪
♪ She always make me dance ♪
♪ She always make me dance ♪
♪ She did the freak ♪
♪ She did the freak ♪
♪ She did the freak ♪
♪ She did the freak ♪
♪ She did the freak... ♪
♪ She did the freak... ♪
♪ She did the jerk ♪
♪ She did the jerk ♪
♪ She did the jerk... ♪
♪ She did the jerk... ♪
♪ She did the monkey ♪
♪ She did the monkey ♪
♪ She turns me on and on and all about ♪
♪ She turns me on and on and all about ♪
♪ She was a freak ♪
♪ She was a freak ♪
♪ She was a freak ♪
♪ She was a freak ♪
♪ She was a freak... ♪
♪ She was a freak... ♪
♪ She's a dude ♪
♪ She's a dude ♪
♪ She's a dude ♪
♪ She's a dude ♪
♪ She's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes ♪
♪ She's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes ♪
♪ She's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes... ♪
♪ She's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes... ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ey. ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ey. ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey. ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey. ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey. ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey. ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey... ♪
♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey... ♪
♪ She's a dude, whoa, 'cause we're all dudes ♪
♪ She's a dude, whoa, 'cause we're all dudes ♪
♪ Someone that's always got your back ♪
♪ Someone that's always got your back ♪
♪ Someone who will listen to what I have to say ♪
♪ Someone who will listen to what I have to say ♪
♪ Someone who will mention... ♪
♪ Someone who will mention... ♪
♪ Something about her ♪
♪ Something about her ♪
♪ Something about her ♪
♪ Something about her ♪
♪ Summer vacation, bow chicka bow ♪
♪ Summer vacation, bow chicka bow ♪
♪ Summer vacation... ♪
♪ Summer vacation... ♪
♪ Tellin' tales about how we was strugglin', strugglin' ♪
♪ Tellin' tales about how we was strugglin', strugglin' ♪
♪ That's the way, that's the way ♪
♪ That's the way, that's the way ♪
♪ That's the way... ♪
♪ That's the way... ♪
♪ The days we used to call first year playin' get like me ♪
♪ The days we used to call first year playin' get like me ♪
♪ The girl never misses a beat, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ The girl never misses a beat, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ The girl's a freak ♪
♪ The girl's a freak ♪
♪ The little girl is the freak of the week ♪
♪ The little girl is the freak of the week ♪
♪ There's no problem you can't win ♪
♪ There's no problem you can't win ♪
♪ There's nothing better than your friends ♪
♪ There's nothing better than your friends ♪
♪ Those days are over ♪
♪ Those days are over ♪
♪ Three homeys from the hood, straight kickin' up dust ♪
♪ Three homeys from the hood, straight kickin' up dust ♪
♪ To what's poppin' on every corner ♪
♪ To what's poppin' on every corner ♪
♪ Tryin' to come up in this world ♪
♪ Tryin' to come up in this world ♪
♪ Tryin' to find ways to make it, dice, shake it ♪
♪ Tryin' to find ways to make it, dice, shake it ♪
♪ Tryin' to get in where I can fit in ♪
♪ Tryin' to get in where I can fit in ♪
♪ Tryin' to make it in this music ♪
♪ Tryin' to make it in this music ♪
♪ Underground tapes used to be the claim to fame ♪
♪ Underground tapes used to be the claim to fame ♪
♪ W A double R E N ♪
♪ W A double R E N ♪
♪ We be havin' fun ♪
♪ We be havin' fun ♪
♪ We be havin' fun... ♪
♪ We be havin' fun... ♪
♪ We in this game to make hits ♪
♪ We in this game to make hits ♪
♪ We're all dudes ♪
♪ We're all dudes ♪
♪ We're feeling good, yeah ♪
♪ We're feeling good, yeah ♪
♪ We're feeling good, yeah ♪
♪ We're feeling good, yeah ♪
♪ We're number one ♪
♪ We're number one ♪
♪ We're number one ♪
♪ We're number one ♪
♪ We're number one ♪
♪ We're number one ♪
♪ We're number one ♪
♪ We're number one ♪
♪ We're number one, whoa ♪
♪ We're number one, whoa ♪
♪ When she dance, she give me happy feet ♪
♪ When she dance, she give me happy feet ♪
♪ When she did the freak with me ♪
♪ When she did the freak with me ♪
♪ When she did the freak with me ♪
♪ When she did the freak with me ♪
♪ When she did the freak with me ♪
♪ When she did the freak with me ♪
♪ Where everything is drama ♪
♪ Where everything is drama ♪
♪ Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, ho ow ♪
♪ Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, ho ow ♪
♪ Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh oh oh ♪
♪ Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh oh oh ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, she's the freak of the week ♪
♪ Yeah, she's the freak of the week ♪
♪ You call the cable, make a cozy home ♪
♪ You call the cable, make a cozy home ♪
♪ You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right ♪
♪ You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right ♪
♪ You don't have to put on a red light ♪
♪ You don't have to put on a red light ♪
♪ You don't have to put on the red light ♪
♪ You don't have to put on the red light ♪
♪ You got a thumb and a finger ♪
♪ You got a thumb and a finger ♪
♪ You got opposable thumb ♪
♪ You got opposable thumb ♪
♪ You need a rock and roll singer ♪
♪ You need a rock and roll singer ♪
♪ Young, havin' fun, like... ♪
♪ Young, havin' fun, like... ♪
♪Bluebity, Bluebity Bluebity... ♪
♪Bluebity, Bluebity Bluebity... ♪
♪Bluebity, Bluebity... ♪
♪Bluebity, Bluebity... ♪
$1,900?!
$1,900?!
$2,500?
$2,500?
$5 an hour, six hours a day, five days a week.
$5 an hour, six hours a day, five days a week.
$22,000!
$22,000!
$43.09.
$43.09.
$67.00.
$67.00.

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