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Tango & Cash (1989) Tango & Cash is an action-comedy film directed by Andrei Konchalovsky and Albert Magnoli. It was released

Tango & Cash (1989)

Tango & Cash is an action-comedy film directed by Andrei Konchalovsky and Albert Magnoli. It was released in 1989 and stars Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell as the titular characters.

The film follows two highly skilled and charismatic police detectives, Raymond Tango (Stallone) and Gabriel Cash (Russell). Tango, a refined and suave officer, prefers tactics and precision, while Cash is a more reckless and unconventional cop. Despite their differences, they both have a reputation for being the best in their respective fields.

However, their paths cross when they are framed for a crime they did not commit. Tango and Cash are set up by a powerful criminal mastermind, Yves Perret (played by Jack Palance), who seeks their elimination as they have been interfering with his operations.

Now, Tango and Cash must put aside their differences and work together to clear their names and take down Perret. Along the way, they encounter numerous obstacles and engage in thrilling action sequences, showcasing their wit, tenacity, and undeniable chemistry.

The film also features a talented supporting cast, including Teri Hatcher as Tango's sister, Katherine, who teams up with the duo to help bring Perret to justice. Brion James portrays Requin, Perret's henchman, adding an extra layer of menace to the story. Additionally, Michael J. Pollard and James Hong deliver memorable performances as eccentric characters that aid Tango and Cash on their journey.

The soundtrack of Tango & Cash is an essential element of the film's energetic and intense atmosphere. Composed by Harold Faltermeyer, known for his work in iconic action films like Beverly Hills Cop, the score perfectly complements the high-octane sequences and dramatic moments. The music intensifies the film's emotions and keeps the audience engaged throughout.

The soundtrack also includes songs by popular artists of the time. One notable track is "Feel So Good to be Bad" performed by The Motels, adding a dynamic and catchy tune to the film. Other songs featured in Tango & Cash include Fire Inc.'s "Tonight Is What It Means to Be Young" and a fast-paced rock song, "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" by Guns N' Roses.

If you are a fan of Tango & Cash and want to relive the excitement, you can play and download the sounds here. Whether it's the exhilarating action sequences, the thrilling musical score, or the memorable performances by Stallone and Russell, Tango & Cash is a timeless classic that has entertained audiences for decades. So, buckle up and join Tango and Cash on their thrilling adventure to restore their reputation and bring down the criminal underworld.

A deal. Tonight.
A deal. Tonight.
A game that only we can win.
A game that only we can win.
A new invention in senior citizen home protection.
A new invention in senior citizen home protection.
About quarter to four.
About quarter to four.
Absolutely. No question. That'll be the deal.
Absolutely. No question. That'll be the deal.
Aerobics instructor, huh?
Aerobics instructor, huh?
After all I've done for you, you're still ungrateful.
After all I've done for you, you're still ungrateful.
Ah, shit.
Ah, shit.
Ah, the infamous...
Ah, the infamous...
Ain't you, Sonny?
Ain't you, Sonny?
Air Unit 3 is in the area.
Air Unit 3 is in the area.
All right, let's take him alive.
All right, let's take him alive.
All right, Requin.
All right, Requin.
All right, this is lesson number one.
All right, this is lesson number one.
All right! That's gotta be the last of them!
All right! That's gotta be the last of them!
All right. All right, that's it!
All right. All right, that's it!
All right. Just tell him his favorite stockbroker is back in town. He'll know.
All right. Just tell him his favorite stockbroker is back in town. He'll know.
All rise.
All rise.
All the cops I've worked with are good cops.
All the cops I've worked with are good cops.
All the time it's Lopez, and now I know it, right?
All the time it's Lopez, and now I know it, right?
All you need is the cash. We have the best guards money can buy.
All you need is the cash. We have the best guards money can buy.
Already started.
Already started.
And don't flatter yourself.
And don't flatter yourself.
And easier.
And easier.
And good luck.
And good luck.
And I promise, lieutenant, that I will be a good girl.
And I promise, lieutenant, that I will be a good girl.
And I wish I could be as forgiving.
And I wish I could be as forgiving.
And Tango's.
And Tango's.
And that got us nowhere. This time, you're gonna have to trust me.
And that got us nowhere. This time, you're gonna have to trust me.
And the next lessons do get harder.
And the next lessons do get harder.
And what am I supposed to use?
And what am I supposed to use?
And who are you?
And who are you?
And with your permission, I'll be leaving. Ciao.
And with your permission, I'll be leaving. Ciao.
And you're out of your neighborhood, big city boy!
And you're out of your neighborhood, big city boy!
Any chance he might surrender?
Any chance he might surrender?
Any chance of a three way?
Any chance of a three way?
Any other ideas?
Any other ideas?
Anybody want to get high?
Anybody want to get high?
Anyway, when this is straightened out, could we get together again?
Anyway, when this is straightened out, could we get together again?
Are we clever or what? Let's blow this place.
Are we clever or what? Let's blow this place.
Aren't they beautiful?
Aren't they beautiful?
As the attorneys for Tango and Cash left the courtroom...
As the attorneys for Tango and Cash left the courtroom...
At least I saw him! What were you doing in there?
At least I saw him! What were you doing in there?
Attaboy, tripod! You just keep talking.
Attaboy, tripod! You just keep talking.
Attention, commencing live fire test.
Attention, commencing live fire test.
Attention, commencing live fire test.
Attention, commencing live fire test.
August 16.
August 16.
Backup is available.
Backup is available.
Be seated.
Be seated.
Been expecting you.
Been expecting you.
Better use extreme caution.
Better use extreme caution.
Big money.
Big money.
Blind luck. Hm.
Blind luck. Hm.
Bloody dud.
Bloody dud.
Bloody hell!
Bloody hell!
Blowing a man's head off with a fucking hand grenade is a touch much.
Blowing a man's head off with a fucking hand grenade is a touch much.
Bombs for tots.
Bombs for tots.
Bring them here!
Bring them here!
Bring them in!
Bring them in!
Bring them to me!
Bring them to me!
But I can't, because...
But I can't, because...
But I don't want Catherine getting that 2 in the morning phone call...
But I don't want Catherine getting that 2 in the morning phone call...
But I got a feeling you're gonna be a real quick learner.
But I got a feeling you're gonna be a real quick learner.
But I live my own life.
But I live my own life.
But I only got a few minutes to carve you up!
But I only got a few minutes to carve you up!
But I recorded the conversation.
But I recorded the conversation.
But quick and easy is not how you run a multimillion dollar business such as ours.
But quick and easy is not how you run a multimillion dollar business such as ours.
But you I'm gonna hammer right through the lawn.
But you I'm gonna hammer right through the lawn.
But...
But...
By the way...
By the way...
Bye bye, birdy. Bye, baby!
Bye bye, birdy. Bye, baby!
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Can I talk to you?
Can I talk to you?
Captain Schroeder, please.
Captain Schroeder, please.
Cash, get the door!
Cash, get the door!
Cash, I don't think my sister is your type.
Cash, I don't think my sister is your type.
Cash, I'll light your fucking bowels!
Cash, I'll light your fucking bowels!
Cash, I'm gonna put brown sugar in your ass!
Cash, I'm gonna put brown sugar in your ass!
Cash, watch the right!
Cash, watch the right!
Cash, you fight this one. I'm burned out.
Cash, you fight this one. I'm burned out.
Cash, you got sloppy and stumbled.
Cash, you got sloppy and stumbled.
Cash!
Cash!
Cash!
Cash!
Cash. He had a friend on the inside.
Cash. He had a friend on the inside.
Catherine here tonight?
Catherine here tonight?
Catherine, come on, it's a scratch.
Catherine, come on, it's a scratch.
Catherine, don't go.
Catherine, don't go.
Catherine, if you're feeling stressed, don't run away.
Catherine, if you're feeling stressed, don't run away.
Catherine, you just don't take off...
Catherine, you just don't take off...
Catherine.
Catherine.
Catherine...
Catherine...
Christ, that's my gun.
Christ, that's my gun.
Ciao.
Ciao.
Ciao.
Ciao.
Clip.
Clip.
Clock's running, Ray. Let's go.
Clock's running, Ray. Let's go.
Come here!
Come here!
Come in the house. Change your clothes.
Come in the house. Change your clothes.
Come on, Cash!
Come on, Cash!
Come on, Cash!
Come on, Cash!
Come on, dog! Heel!
Come on, dog! Heel!
Come on, doggy!
Come on, doggy!
Come on, Gabe, I got a present for you.
Come on, Gabe, I got a present for you.
Come on, lads. Place your bets! Which bloke survives?
Come on, lads. Place your bets! Which bloke survives?
Come on, let's go!
Come on, let's go!
Come on, meat puppet! Who pulls your strings?
Come on, meat puppet! Who pulls your strings?
Come on, puppy!
Come on, puppy!
Come on, Tango.
Come on, Tango.
Come on, this way!
Come on, this way!
Come on, worse cop, we're late.
Come on, worse cop, we're late.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Somebody bribed the prison board! That's why we're here!
Come on! Somebody bribed the prison board! That's why we're here!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Compliments of Jumbo the forger.
Compliments of Jumbo the forger.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Cook, you bastard!
Cook, you bastard!
Cops!
Cops!
Cops! Cops!
Cops! Cops!
Could it be you're too busy counting the money they paid you to set us up?
Could it be you're too busy counting the money they paid you to set us up?
Court is adjourned.
Court is adjourned.
Cover that exit. Come with me.
Cover that exit. Come with me.
Cover your tracks.
Cover your tracks.
Crazy people aren't afraid of anybody.
Crazy people aren't afraid of anybody.
Depends how close you get.
Depends how close you get.
Detective Cash assaulted me.
Detective Cash assaulted me.
Did you have a brain meltdown?
Did you have a brain meltdown?
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
Dishonored, imprisoned.
Dishonored, imprisoned.
Do it!
Do it!
Do the honors.
Do the honors.
Do you have anything to add, Mr. Cash?
Do you have anything to add, Mr. Cash?
Do you know what kind of firepower we're talking about here?
Do you know what kind of firepower we're talking about here?
Do you, you fuck?!
Do you, you fuck?!
Does he have gray matter, or what? Owen, gone! Home run!
Does he have gray matter, or what? Owen, gone! Home run!
Doing a tough job.
Doing a tough job.
Don't insist!
Don't insist!
Don't make a move.
Don't make a move.
Don't make me feel guilty.
Don't make me feel guilty.
Don't move your hands.
Don't move your hands.
Don't panic!
Don't panic!
Don't panic!
Don't panic!
Don't panic.
Don't panic.
Don't stop. I can do this all night.
Don't stop. I can do this all night.
Don't touch those wires.
Don't touch those wires.
Don't worry, Owen. A few speed bumps!
Don't worry, Owen. A few speed bumps!
Don't worry. Someday the other one will drop.
Don't worry. Someday the other one will drop.
Don't you know how to use a doorbell? Just stick out your finger and push.
Don't you know how to use a doorbell? Just stick out your finger and push.
Double armored, bulletproof glazing.
Double armored, bulletproof glazing.
Downtown clown versus Beverly Hills wop.
Downtown clown versus Beverly Hills wop.
Dream on. You got your version, I got the truth.
Dream on. You got your version, I got the truth.
Drop dead. I've been on this case for three months. I'm going around.
Drop dead. I've been on this case for three months. I'm going around.
Drop your fucking gun or I'll drop sister here!
Drop your fucking gun or I'll drop sister here!
Drop your goddamn gun!
Drop your goddamn gun!
Drop your gun, Cash.
Drop your gun, Cash.
Drop your weapons!
Drop your weapons!
Dykes on bikes, eh, captain?
Dykes on bikes, eh, captain?
Easy, mate.
Easy, mate.
End of the line. Get out.
End of the line. Get out.
Escape?
Escape?
Everything is under control.
Everything is under control.
Excuse me, my pantyhose are riding into the unknown.
Excuse me, my pantyhose are riding into the unknown.
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
Expert witnesses will lead off the prosecution's case.
Expert witnesses will lead off the prosecution's case.
Facility destruct sequence...
Facility destruct sequence...
Faster.
Faster.
First of all, I wanna say I'm not fond of your kind.
First of all, I wanna say I'm not fond of your kind.
First, Mr. Cash.
First, Mr. Cash.
Forgive me for asking, Mr. Perret...
Forgive me for asking, Mr. Perret...
Freak!
Freak!
Freeze! Drop the duck!
Freeze! Drop the duck!
From the look of your diet, you're not too interested in counting calories.
From the look of your diet, you're not too interested in counting calories.
Fry, Tango.
Fry, Tango.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fully insured?
Fully insured?
Funny, I don't see your fan club, either.
Funny, I don't see your fan club, either.
Gabe, check out the pooch.
Gabe, check out the pooch.
Gabriel Cash.
Gabriel Cash.
Genetics, peewee.
Genetics, peewee.
Gentlemen, I've already heard about the escape.
Gentlemen, I've already heard about the escape.
Get me a toy too.
Get me a toy too.
Get the bag on him!
Get the bag on him!
Get the hell out of here!
Get the hell out of here!
Get the sons of bitches!
Get the sons of bitches!
Get them the hell down!
Get them the hell down!
Get these bastards out of here! Now!
Get these bastards out of here! Now!
Glad you could drop in.
Glad you could drop in.
Go on, drop me.
Go on, drop me.
God, how did this happen?
God, how did this happen?
God, prove it.
God, prove it.
Good for you.
Good for you.
Good old American action.
Good old American action.
Good old American action.
Good old American action.
Grime, crime and slime.
Grime, crime and slime.
Guys, this is no time to argue.
Guys, this is no time to argue.
Half load soft lead slugs.
Half load soft lead slugs.
Harder.
Harder.
Harvey, yeah. Yeah, it's me, sure.
Harvey, yeah. Yeah, it's me, sure.
He comes and goes as he pleases.
He comes and goes as he pleases.
He just can't accept that he's the number two cop.
He just can't accept that he's the number two cop.
He must mean you.
He must mean you.
He put a chair on my chest and sat on it.
He put a chair on my chest and sat on it.
He thinks he's Rambo.
He thinks he's Rambo.
He told me he'd kill me.
He told me he'd kill me.
He waltzes in and takes all my drugs...
He waltzes in and takes all my drugs...
He was my best friend.
He was my best friend.
He was my C.O. when I started on the force.
He was my C.O. when I started on the force.
He's done it to us again.
He's done it to us again.
He's got to be there. Would you check, please?
He's got to be there. Would you check, please?
He's looking forward to kicking your brains in.
He's looking forward to kicking your brains in.
He's upset. He misses his wardrobe.
He's upset. He misses his wardrobe.
He's wired.
He's wired.
Heads up, sleazebag!
Heads up, sleazebag!
Heh heh heh!
Heh heh heh!
Hell, yes! I had nothing to do with it!
Hell, yes! I had nothing to do with it!
Hey, Cash!
Hey, Cash!
Hey, Elvis!
Hey, Elvis!
Hey, Gabe, do you need a special weapon?
Hey, Gabe, do you need a special weapon?
Hey, Gabe, I knew you'd come here. How'd you get out?
Hey, Gabe, I knew you'd come here. How'd you get out?
Hey, I see you got all my greatest hits.
Hey, I see you got all my greatest hits.
Hey, Lynn, let's go!
Hey, Lynn, let's go!
Hey, Owen has milliseconds of genius, believe me.
Hey, Owen has milliseconds of genius, believe me.
Hey, punk!
Hey, punk!
Hey, Ray!
Hey, Ray!
Hey, Red.
Hey, Red.
Hey, Tango, I saw your picture in the paper.
Hey, Tango, I saw your picture in the paper.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Joe! Sticks!
Hey! Joe! Sticks!
Hey! That crapper is mine!
Hey! That crapper is mine!
Hey! This is my car!
Hey! This is my car!
Hi.
Hi.
Hiroshima. Ring a bell?
Hiroshima. Ring a bell?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold on. Catherine.
Hold on. Catherine.
Hold on. Give me a name, Death Breath, or you're going back to England in a baggie!
Hold on. Give me a name, Death Breath, or you're going back to England in a baggie!
Home team!
Home team!
Honestly...
Honestly...
How could you be so stupid?
How could you be so stupid?
How did you test this tape?
How did you test this tape?
How do we trust him?
How do we trust him?
How do you figure? I just saved your life.
How do you figure? I just saved your life.
How fortunate they asked you to authenticate your own work.
How fortunate they asked you to authenticate your own work.
How he loves to dance.
How he loves to dance.
How many millions? How many?
How many millions? How many?
How many this time?
How many this time?
How would you like me to change it for you?
How would you like me to change it for you?
Hurry up!
Hurry up!
I agree. I would like to handle this myself, Mr. Perret.
I agree. I would like to handle this myself, Mr. Perret.
I always knew we shared the same taste in weaponry.
I always knew we shared the same taste in weaponry.
I am the foremost expert.
I am the foremost expert.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
I believe in perestroika!
I believe in perestroika!
I bet.
I bet.
I can shut one of these fans down and leave this vent door unlocked.
I can shut one of these fans down and leave this vent door unlocked.
I can take him.
I can take him.
I can't believe all that's happened. How did you get out of prison?
I can't believe all that's happened. How did you get out of prison?
I can't hold it all day!
I can't hold it all day!
I couldn't find a piano.
I couldn't find a piano.
I didn't believe that sadistic bullshit I heard you pulled...
I didn't believe that sadistic bullshit I heard you pulled...
I didn't set you up.
I didn't set you up.
I didn't wanna come here, but I had no other place to go.
I didn't wanna come here, but I had no other place to go.
I do miss my wardrobe.
I do miss my wardrobe.
I do.
I do.
I don't either.
I don't either.
I don't give a shit! Just don't use that.
I don't give a shit! Just don't use that.
I don't know his name. I swear!
I don't know his name. I swear!
I don't know much Chinese, so we'll have to give you a crash course, buddy.
I don't know much Chinese, so we'll have to give you a crash course, buddy.
I don't know this man. I didn't come with him.
I don't know this man. I didn't come with him.
I don't know yet.
I don't know yet.
I don't know you that well.
I don't know you that well.
I don't know, but you'll play hell getting anything out of him.
I don't know, but you'll play hell getting anything out of him.
I don't know!
I don't know!
I don't think his hands are going anywhere.
I don't think his hands are going anywhere.
I don't think rehabilitation is working here.
I don't think rehabilitation is working here.
I don't think there's a golf course here.
I don't think there's a golf course here.
I don't think they're into small talk.
I don't think they're into small talk.
I don't wanna get killed by this limey immigrant jerk off!
I don't wanna get killed by this limey immigrant jerk off!
I don't wanna hear it.
I don't wanna hear it.
I don't.
I don't.
I drop it...
I drop it...
I figured it out. You and Ray have been getting a lot of press lately.
I figured it out. You and Ray have been getting a lot of press lately.
I got a feeling this is gonna be a great year.
I got a feeling this is gonna be a great year.
I got a few.
I got a few.
I got a lot of admirers. You?
I got a lot of admirers. You?
I got seniority.
I got seniority.
I got seniority. I'll make the statement.
I got seniority. I'll make the statement.
I got you both now, don't I?
I got you both now, don't I?
I gotta go. I don't wanna put you in jeopardy.
I gotta go. I don't wanna put you in jeopardy.
I hate Danish.
I hate Danish.
I have a slight aversion to getting FUBAR.
I have a slight aversion to getting FUBAR.
I have something else in mind.
I have something else in mind.
I haven't seen Ray in a while.
I haven't seen Ray in a while.
I heard the same thing about you.
I heard the same thing about you.
I hope you and Cousin It here...
I hope you and Cousin It here...
I hope you got paid real well, Wyler.
I hope you got paid real well, Wyler.
I just feel like I need some time alone, okay?
I just feel like I need some time alone, okay?
I just want you to be okay.
I just want you to be okay.
I just wanted to say I was having a wonderful time...
I just wanted to say I was having a wonderful time...
I killed him.
I killed him.
I know exactly where I'm going!
I know exactly where I'm going!
I know you switched those weapons...
I know you switched those weapons...
I know. Ray couldn't have done all the things he's accused of.
I know. Ray couldn't have done all the things he's accused of.
I leave you with this thought, gentlemen.
I leave you with this thought, gentlemen.
I like this. The view's great up here!
I like this. The view's great up here!
I love him.
I love him.
I need a gun, a big gun.
I need a gun, a big gun.
I need to work on my statement for the court.
I need to work on my statement for the court.
I never deliberately punched out anyone in my life.
I never deliberately punched out anyone in my life.
I never felt lucky about it.
I never felt lucky about it.
I noticed. You can stop holding in your stomach.
I noticed. You can stop holding in your stomach.
I only got a minute. Sokowski got us trash detail. Let's go.
I only got a minute. Sokowski got us trash detail. Let's go.
I only hope that the outcome of this trial is such that the whole department...
I only hope that the outcome of this trial is such that the whole department...
I pay you rent!
I pay you rent!
I prefer blonds.
I prefer blonds.
I pull this trigger, your throat's hanging off that wall.
I pull this trigger, your throat's hanging off that wall.
I read your records. Isn't that the date you were hatched? August 16th ring a bell?
I read your records. Isn't that the date you were hatched? August 16th ring a bell?
I really do owe you one.
I really do owe you one.
I see him, but I can handle this myself.
I see him, but I can handle this myself.
I spend so much time with my career, I hardly get a chance to see you.
I spend so much time with my career, I hardly get a chance to see you.
I suggest you slip into something a little more butch.
I suggest you slip into something a little more butch.
I swear to God!
I swear to God!
I take it this is part of an agreement?
I take it this is part of an agreement?
I think he's one of Quan's men.
I think he's one of Quan's men.
I think it's the best organization in the country.
I think it's the best organization in the country.
I think my underwear is riding into my throat. Ow!
I think my underwear is riding into my throat. Ow!
I think we better get the hell out.
I think we better get the hell out.
I think we just met him.
I think we just met him.
I think we must take some action.
I think we must take some action.
I think what you need is a little... iron in your diet.
I think what you need is a little... iron in your diet.
I think what you're saying is your lawyer wanted you to consider making a deal...
I think what you're saying is your lawyer wanted you to consider making a deal...
I think with your lQ, you're unarmed and still very dangerous.
I think with your lQ, you're unarmed and still very dangerous.
I took samples of the suspects' voices...
I took samples of the suspects' voices...
I understand they open the gym at 5 a.m. You can start pumping early.
I understand they open the gym at 5 a.m. You can start pumping early.
I wanna get killed by an American jerk off!
I wanna get killed by an American jerk off!
I want the whole package!
I want the whole package!
I want to talk to Cash.
I want to talk to Cash.
I want to talk to you.
I want to talk to you.
I want your badge! I want your weapon! I want your ass!
I want your badge! I want your weapon! I want your ass!
I was a cop! But because of this dirtbag and his friends, we're on the run!
I was a cop! But because of this dirtbag and his friends, we're on the run!
I was getting ready to make my move.
I was getting ready to make my move.
I'd say it's the other way around.
I'd say it's the other way around.
I'll be damned!
I'll be damned!
I'll be gone a month or two.
I'll be gone a month or two.
I'll bring the beer.
I'll bring the beer.
I'll bring the chain saw.
I'll bring the chain saw.
I'll cut your throat, yank your tongue out the hole...
I'll cut your throat, yank your tongue out the hole...
I'll get a spoon and we'll start tunneling out of here...
I'll get a spoon and we'll start tunneling out of here...
I'll get you the right work detail and leave everything you need outside the shaft.
I'll get you the right work detail and leave everything you need outside the shaft.
I'll just move it around real slow.
I'll just move it around real slow.
I'll kick your fucking ass!
I'll kick your fucking ass!
I'll tell you one thing. Whoever set us up is fucking connected.
I'll tell you one thing. Whoever set us up is fucking connected.
I'll tell you what. I'll stay away...
I'll tell you what. I'll stay away...
I'm already trying to trace them.
I'm already trying to trace them.
I'm Catherine.
I'm Catherine.
I'm doing my best, boss.
I'm doing my best, boss.
I'm getting real tired of electricity.
I'm getting real tired of electricity.
I'm going steady with an alimony check. That's about it.
I'm going steady with an alimony check. That's about it.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm gone. Ciao, babe.
I'm gone. Ciao, babe.
I'm gonna blow both your fucking brains out!
I'm gonna blow both your fucking brains out!
I'm not afraid of you.
I'm not afraid of you.
I'm not going down for this.
I'm not going down for this.
I'm not waltzing into anybody's trap. I don't trust Sokowski!
I'm not waltzing into anybody's trap. I don't trust Sokowski!
I'm not worried about anything.
I'm not worried about anything.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm panicking.
I'm panicking.
I'm sorry, captain.
I'm sorry, captain.
I'm sorry, I have a plane to catch.
I'm sorry, I have a plane to catch.
I've been accused of being too aggressive in taking criminals off the street.
I've been accused of being too aggressive in taking criminals off the street.
I've been on it for three months.
I've been on it for three months.
I've had enough of this.
I've had enough of this.
If he's smart, he is.
If he's smart, he is.
If I don't make it, will you even try?
If I don't make it, will you even try?
If it gets too hot for you in the streets...
If it gets too hot for you in the streets...
If it isn't Tango, it's Cash.
If it isn't Tango, it's Cash.
If one of us doesn't make it back, I just want you to know that...
If one of us doesn't make it back, I just want you to know that...
If she has to live with that, it would kill me.
If she has to live with that, it would kill me.
If this creep wants us dead so bad, why doesn't he put a bullet in our head?
If this creep wants us dead so bad, why doesn't he put a bullet in our head?
If we panic, we're history.
If we panic, we're history.
If you don't drop it, we all go up.
If you don't drop it, we all go up.
If you don't make it back and I do...
If you don't make it back and I do...
If you don't want to get sticky, get back...
If you don't want to get sticky, get back...
If you had to make a judgment regarding its authenticity...?
If you had to make a judgment regarding its authenticity...?
If you need me, me and my ass will be in the neighborhood.
If you need me, me and my ass will be in the neighborhood.
If you needed a little extra cash, I could buy you a bond or something.
If you needed a little extra cash, I could buy you a bond or something.
If you only touch one wire and don't touch the ground, you don't get electrocuted.
If you only touch one wire and don't touch the ground, you don't get electrocuted.
If you want to stare death in the eye, you should've gotten married.
If you want to stare death in the eye, you should've gotten married.
In that case...
In that case...
Insistent people make me angry.
Insistent people make me angry.
Instead of death...
Instead of death...
Is Cash's attorney giving him the same advice?
Is Cash's attorney giving him the same advice?
Is he all right?
Is he all right?
Is that a proposal?
Is that a proposal?
Is there someplace else we can talk?
Is there someplace else we can talk?
Isn't this the same guy that invented your exploding bazooka boots?
Isn't this the same guy that invented your exploding bazooka boots?
It doesn't matter. They want me dead. My life isn't worth shit.
It doesn't matter. They want me dead. My life isn't worth shit.
It restores my low opinion of human nature.
It restores my low opinion of human nature.
It takes that long to build a house, not take a vacation.
It takes that long to build a house, not take a vacation.
It was reversed.
It was reversed.
It would be much quicker.
It would be much quicker.
It'll see 60 in five and a half seconds and pull high tens in the quarter.
It'll see 60 in five and a half seconds and pull high tens in the quarter.
It's a hell of a lot better than your plan B, which you don't even have.
It's a hell of a lot better than your plan B, which you don't even have.
It's a major moving violation.
It's a major moving violation.
It's a seven and a quarter yield.
It's a seven and a quarter yield.
It's either that or a surprise party.
It's either that or a surprise party.
It's evidence.
It's evidence.
It's in private hands now. There's been a lot of construction...
It's in private hands now. There's been a lot of construction...
It's Lopez!
It's Lopez!
It's Lopez! Follow me through here.
It's Lopez! Follow me through here.
It's none of your business.
It's none of your business.
It's not raining and he's standing in a puddle.
It's not raining and he's standing in a puddle.
It's not your gun now!
It's not your gun now!
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's over.
It's over.
It's Owen with that information on Perret.
It's Owen with that information on Perret.
It's very hard for him to handle.
It's very hard for him to handle.
It's your bust. How do you wanna do this?
It's your bust. How do you wanna do this?
Jesus Christ! What did you do, stop for coffee and a Danish?
Jesus Christ! What did you do, stop for coffee and a Danish?
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jump to those wires, slide down, and we're home free.
Jump to those wires, slide down, and we're home free.
Just a second. Please.
Just a second. Please.
Just answer me one thing, seriously.
Just answer me one thing, seriously.
Just for now.
Just for now.
Just letting the locals do their thing.
Just letting the locals do their thing.
Just think of me as somebody who...
Just think of me as somebody who...
Kiki, are you okay?
Kiki, are you okay?
Kill him!
Kill him!
Kill him!
Kill him!
Kill the fucker!
Kill the fucker!
Knock, knock.
Knock, knock.
Let her go!
Let her go!
Let me just shoot him in the leg. He'll talk.
Let me just shoot him in the leg. He'll talk.
Let me know when the critique is over.
Let me know when the critique is over.
Let's dance, Tango!
Let's dance, Tango!
Let's get you guys to the infirmary.
Let's get you guys to the infirmary.
Let's go to work. Something's coming over the computer.
Let's go to work. Something's coming over the computer.
Let's go, you're late!
Let's go, you're late!
Let's go! Sector 4!
Let's go! Sector 4!
Let's have a look.
Let's have a look.
Let's see if we can slip it back in.
Let's see if we can slip it back in.
Lieutenants Ray Tango and Gabriel Cash...
Lieutenants Ray Tango and Gabriel Cash...
Like now!
Like now!
Listen to the man.
Listen to the man.
Listen, I got a plan worked out.
Listen, I got a plan worked out.
Lock this place down!
Lock this place down!
Lompoc Federal Country Club.
Lompoc Federal Country Club.
Look at that, Flattop.
Look at that, Flattop.
Look at this, will you?
Look at this, will you?
Look him up. The address is right there.
Look him up. The address is right there.
Look out!
Look out!
Look out!
Look out!
Look, Cash, I got nothing against you.
Look, Cash, I got nothing against you.
Look, I know it had to look bad.
Look, I know it had to look bad.
Look, if we cop a plea, we cop it together.
Look, if we cop a plea, we cop it together.
Look, start with this.
Look, start with this.
Looks quiet.
Looks quiet.
Lopez has a guy pretend to try and kill me...
Lopez has a guy pretend to try and kill me...
Lower.
Lower.
Lucky for me this place is soundproof.
Lucky for me this place is soundproof.
Make yourselves at home sweet home, boys.
Make yourselves at home sweet home, boys.
Matt!
Matt!
Matt's dead.
Matt's dead.
Maybe he doesn't know anything.
Maybe he doesn't know anything.
Maybe he has a boring nightlife.
Maybe he has a boring nightlife.
Maybe we can go down to the ballpark...
Maybe we can go down to the ballpark...
Maybe you'd be better off turning yourself in.
Maybe you'd be better off turning yourself in.
Maybe.
Maybe.
More?
More?
Motherfuck you!
Motherfuck you!
Move it, move it!
Move it, move it!
Move it!
Move it!
Move!
Move!
Mr. Cash, Mr. Tango, do you enter this plea of your own free will?
Mr. Cash, Mr. Tango, do you enter this plea of your own free will?
Mr. Perret, I am sorry...
Mr. Perret, I am sorry...
Mr. Perret, we cannot rely on the police. I insist...
Mr. Perret, we cannot rely on the police. I insist...
Mr. Perret...
Mr. Perret...
Mr. Skinner, you've heard the tapes.
Mr. Skinner, you've heard the tapes.
Mr. Tango has spoken very eloquently.
Mr. Tango has spoken very eloquently.
Must be. It's the only building left standing.
Must be. It's the only building left standing.
My compliments.
My compliments.
My little contribution to birth control.
My little contribution to birth control.
My partner in pain.
My partner in pain.
My turn. Don't move!
My turn. Don't move!
Nag, nag, nag!
Nag, nag, nag!
Negative.
Negative.
Never put cops in general population, huh?
Never put cops in general population, huh?
Nice collection.
Nice collection.
Nice to see we have the same taste in clothes.
Nice to see we have the same taste in clothes.
No matter what you say, Ray...
No matter what you say, Ray...
No more owes ies. We're even.
No more owes ies. We're even.
No, but I can only keep the department off your backs for 24 hours.
No, but I can only keep the department off your backs for 24 hours.
No, Catherine. It's my roof, my house, and I let you dwell here.
No, Catherine. It's my roof, my house, and I let you dwell here.
No, don't do it! No!
No, don't do it! No!
No, I didn't this, and I didn't expect you, either.
No, I didn't this, and I didn't expect you, either.
No, Mr. Perret. I do not understand.
No, Mr. Perret. I do not understand.
No, no, no. This is all wrong!
No, no, no. This is all wrong!
No, thanks. I'd really rather be out of here.
No, thanks. I'd really rather be out of here.
No, wait! I got it!
No, wait! I got it!
No, we will handle it.
No, we will handle it.
No, you can't take that. It's one of a kind, a prototype.
No, you can't take that. It's one of a kind, a prototype.
No.
No.
No. I'm sorry.
No. I'm sorry.
No. It's payback!
No. It's payback!
Nobody will hear me beating the truth out of you.
Nobody will hear me beating the truth out of you.
None of the above?
None of the above?
Nope, wrong answer. Try again.
Nope, wrong answer. Try again.
Not bad for a city guy.
Not bad for a city guy.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Not if I don't get out of here.
Not if I don't get out of here.
Not likely.
Not likely.
Not now, I'm busy.
Not now, I'm busy.
Not that way.
Not that way.
Not the Welcome Wagon!
Not the Welcome Wagon!
Not with this one. This one.
Not with this one. This one.
Not yet, Cash, but I will.
Not yet, Cash, but I will.
Not yet. Game's just starting.
Not yet. Game's just starting.
Nothing to do with it?
Nothing to do with it?
Nothing, he doesn't speak any English. Our interpreter says he wants a lawyer.
Nothing, he doesn't speak any English. Our interpreter says he wants a lawyer.
Nothing's gonna happen to me. I'm charmed.
Nothing's gonna happen to me. I'm charmed.
Now go take care of your business.
Now go take care of your business.
Now that is a risky proposition.
Now that is a risky proposition.
Now that Tango and Cash are behind bars...
Now that Tango and Cash are behind bars...
Now, Mr. Quan.
Now, Mr. Quan.
Now... Now do you understand why we mustn't kill them?
Now... Now do you understand why we mustn't kill them?
Of course. He loves me too. He just has a funny way of showing it.
Of course. He loves me too. He just has a funny way of showing it.
Off the scaffolding!
Off the scaffolding!
Officers Tango and Cash insist...
Officers Tango and Cash insist...
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, gee. Hope they're all right.
Oh, gee. Hope they're all right.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, really, what kind is that?
Oh, really, what kind is that?
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit. That's the guy I followed to the setup.
Oh, shit. That's the guy I followed to the setup.
Oh, yeah, I'm okay. I'm just worried about you.
Oh, yeah, I'm okay. I'm just worried about you.
Oh, yeah, let me guess.
Oh, yeah, let me guess.
Oh, you're beautiful.
Oh, you're beautiful.
Oh. Are those big enough for you?
Oh. Are those big enough for you?
Okay, bud. We're gonna get one thing straight right now.
Okay, bud. We're gonna get one thing straight right now.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay, Owen, let's have it.
Okay, Owen, let's have it.
Okay, Sherlock Holmes, if you're so smart, you tell me who set us up.
Okay, Sherlock Holmes, if you're so smart, you tell me who set us up.
Okay, then at least let me have the phone numbers where I can reach you.
Okay, then at least let me have the phone numbers where I can reach you.
Okay, where's the stuff?
Okay, where's the stuff?
Okay. I'll see what I can dig up on him.
Okay. I'll see what I can dig up on him.
On the east side...
On the east side...
On the west side...
On the west side...
Once you're back in general population, somebody's gonna nail you.
Once you're back in general population, somebody's gonna nail you.
One.
One.
One...
One...
Only one person calls me that.
Only one person calls me that.
Open it. It's all there.
Open it. It's all there.
Or clean a toilet bowl, or shop...
Or clean a toilet bowl, or shop...
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Out of my way!
Out of my way!
Over here.
Over here.
Ow.
Ow.
Owen, trust us. We won't put a scratch on it.
Owen, trust us. We won't put a scratch on it.
Owen, we're fully insured.
Owen, we're fully insured.
Owen.
Owen.
Owen's not family, is he?
Owen's not family, is he?
Peewee.
Peewee.
Perret says use this tape here.
Perret says use this tape here.
Perret! The geezer you want is Yves Perret!
Perret! The geezer you want is Yves Perret!
Perret's gotta be in there.
Perret's gotta be in there.
Piss off! Bollocks to plan A!
Piss off! Bollocks to plan A!
Plan A is definitely a loser.
Plan A is definitely a loser.
Please.
Please.
Police business!
Police business!
Ponytail!
Ponytail!
Pretty boy's trying to get the drop on me.
Pretty boy's trying to get the drop on me.
Pretty good for your first lesson. Don't forget to wash your hands.
Pretty good for your first lesson. Don't forget to wash your hands.
Proceed, Mr. Tango.
Proceed, Mr. Tango.
Push them back, way back!
Push them back, way back!
Put her there.
Put her there.
Put it away for now.
Put it away for now.
Put them on.
Put them on.
Quan and Lopez on line one.
Quan and Lopez on line one.
Quicker...
Quicker...
Raiders scored three touchdowns in 11 minutes.
Raiders scored three touchdowns in 11 minutes.
Rambo...
Rambo...
Rats in a maze...
Rats in a maze...
Ray Tango said you could help me find him.
Ray Tango said you could help me find him.
Ray Tango!
Ray Tango!
Ray Tango.
Ray Tango.
Ray, I'm not coming back for you.
Ray, I'm not coming back for you.
Ray, somebody set you up good. I feel we should cop a plea.
Ray, somebody set you up good. I feel we should cop a plea.
Ray?
Ray?
Ray? Your ship's come in.
Ray? Your ship's come in.
Ray. Ray, will you let me handle this?
Ray. Ray, will you let me handle this?
Real bad ass cops!
Real bad ass cops!
Real great police work! Way to go, Cash! Way to stay on top of it!
Real great police work! Way to go, Cash! Way to stay on top of it!
Really? In that case, you'll love this.
Really? In that case, you'll love this.
Recognize plan B?
Recognize plan B?
Relax.
Relax.
Remember...
Remember...
Right here. Best high for the buy. Direct from the department lockup.
Right here. Best high for the buy. Direct from the department lockup.
Run this guy Perret through your computer.
Run this guy Perret through your computer.
Ryko Airfield was abandoned 10 years ago.
Ryko Airfield was abandoned 10 years ago.
See you later.
See you later.
See you, buddy.
See you, buddy.
Shame, shame. Ponytails are out this season. How you doing, Cash?
Shame, shame. Ponytails are out this season. How you doing, Cash?
She fancies me.
She fancies me.
She got the brains and the looks. How do you figure it?
She got the brains and the looks. How do you figure it?
She might even lose her head over me. Know what I mean?
She might even lose her head over me. Know what I mean?
Shit, I put half these guys away.
Shit, I put half these guys away.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Show us the money. It's in the suitcase.
Show us the money. It's in the suitcase.
Since your scumbag lawyer won't be here for quite some time...
Since your scumbag lawyer won't be here for quite some time...
Sir, tape is ready.
Sir, tape is ready.
Six or seven more hours of this and I'll be on the road to recovery.
Six or seven more hours of this and I'll be on the road to recovery.
Skinner?
Skinner?
Sliding off a high tension wire into a pine tree at 40 mph...
Sliding off a high tension wire into a pine tree at 40 mph...
Sloppy? I took that hit for you!
Sloppy? I took that hit for you!
So do I.
So do I.
So I'm gonna go in and clear everything up...
So I'm gonna go in and clear everything up...
So then you knew who I was all along.
So then you knew who I was all along.
So you can go first.
So you can go first.
So you don't know any English, huh?
So you don't know any English, huh?
So...
So...
Soap.
Soap.
Sokowski's a cop, for chrissake!
Sokowski's a cop, for chrissake!
Some of your other friends want to say hello first.
Some of your other friends want to say hello first.
Something wrong?
Something wrong?
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
Sorry about my behavior tonight.
Sorry about my behavior tonight.
Sound about right, Ray?
Sound about right, Ray?
Speak, doggy! Speak!
Speak, doggy! Speak!
Stay away from him, Gabe.
Stay away from him, Gabe.
Stay here and we can deal with this together.
Stay here and we can deal with this together.
Stevie Wonder.
Stevie Wonder.
Stop complaining.
Stop complaining.
Subtle! Real subtle!
Subtle! Real subtle!
Subtle! Real subtle!
Subtle! Real subtle!
Subtle! Real subtle!
Subtle! Real subtle!
Sugar is up. I cannot believe this!
Sugar is up. I cannot believe this!
Sure thing, Minnie Mouse!
Sure thing, Minnie Mouse!
Sure you know where you're going?
Sure you know where you're going?
Sure, sure.
Sure, sure.
Sure. Wouldn't be a party without Potato Head.
Sure. Wouldn't be a party without Potato Head.
Take me in! I'll tell them what I know! We'll help each other.
Take me in! I'll tell them what I know! We'll help each other.
Tango and Cash! Cash and Tango!
Tango and Cash! Cash and Tango!
Tango, we only got 11 minutes.
Tango, we only got 11 minutes.
Tango, you got any family?
Tango, you got any family?
Tango, you're going to be my bitch!
Tango, you're going to be my bitch!
Tango!
Tango!
Tango?
Tango?
Tango?
Tango?
Tarty Tango. You're a pretty boy, aren't you?
Tarty Tango. You're a pretty boy, aren't you?
Tell me what you did.
Tell me what you did.
Tell you what, this one's on me. I'm really sorry.
Tell you what, this one's on me. I'm really sorry.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks, Owen.
Thanks, Owen.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks. How about it, Requin? Hell of a view, huh?
Thanks. How about it, Requin? Hell of a view, huh?
Thanks. I'll probably lose my arm on account of saving him.
Thanks. I'll probably lose my arm on account of saving him.
Thanks. Over.
Thanks. Over.
That Chinese guy feeds me bogus information about the setup.
That Chinese guy feeds me bogus information about the setup.
That is an RV from hell. Care to join me?
That is an RV from hell. Care to join me?
That is yours!
That is yours!
That was fun.
That was fun.
That way Lopez figures, no matter what happens, I'll think it was Quan.
That way Lopez figures, no matter what happens, I'll think it was Quan.
That's a little insensitive.
That's a little insensitive.
That's enough! I mean it!
That's enough! I mean it!
That's great! I don't mean that.
That's great! I don't mean that.
That's right! Yeah!
That's right! Yeah!
That's true. But I need you anyway.
That's true. But I need you anyway.
That's your part of the city.
That's your part of the city.
The agreement is acceptable to the court.
The agreement is acceptable to the court.
The bloke with me in prison.
The bloke with me in prison.
The court is now in session.
The court is now in session.
The defendants wish to change their plea.
The defendants wish to change their plea.
The defense and the state will deliver the proper documentation.
The defense and the state will deliver the proper documentation.
The feds are on the case!
The feds are on the case!
The guy that just tried to blow you away? Forget it!
The guy that just tried to blow you away? Forget it!
The Honorable Judge McCormack presiding.
The Honorable Judge McCormack presiding.
The key word.
The key word.
The man's hysterical.
The man's hysterical.
The sight's shifted on it.
The sight's shifted on it.
The son of a bitch can speak English!
The son of a bitch can speak English!
The squarecrow can talk!
The squarecrow can talk!
The surprise party is out.
The surprise party is out.
The way I see it, you got only one choice: escape.
The way I see it, you got only one choice: escape.
The welcoming committee.
The welcoming committee.
Then get your ass out of my face and get there!
Then get your ass out of my face and get there!
Then you're stupid. I've been on it for half an hour now and I'm all caught up with you.
Then you're stupid. I've been on it for half an hour now and I'm all caught up with you.
There he is!
There he is!
There it is!
There it is!
There you go thinking again. That'll be the cause of your downfall.
There you go thinking again. That'll be the cause of your downfall.
There's a big bust going down at 4942 Front Street.
There's a big bust going down at 4942 Front Street.
There's a full blown police convention out there.
There's a full blown police convention out there.
There's a lot of new pollution in the sky tonight and they call it Perret.
There's a lot of new pollution in the sky tonight and they call it Perret.
There's no reason for me to believe it isn't genuine.
There's no reason for me to believe it isn't genuine.
There's something I want you to know, Ray.
There's something I want you to know, Ray.
These bozos ever hear of shock absorbers? Welcome to Club Fed.
These bozos ever hear of shock absorbers? Welcome to Club Fed.
These men are convicted killers and fugitives.
These men are convicted killers and fugitives.
These two cops are driving me crazy.
These two cops are driving me crazy.
They clearly face an uphill battle...
They clearly face an uphill battle...
They could.
They could.
They cut his throat ear to ear. Know what I mean?
They cut his throat ear to ear. Know what I mean?
They got a .380 with Cash's fingerprints.
They got a .380 with Cash's fingerprints.
They think it's the murder weapon. Ballistics is checking it.
They think it's the murder weapon. Ballistics is checking it.
They were found at the scene of the crime. Nobody else was seen coming or going.
They were found at the scene of the crime. Nobody else was seen coming or going.
They were transferred off the bus near Victorville.
They were transferred off the bus near Victorville.
They won't last long on the outside.
They won't last long on the outside.
They're as crooked as everybody else in this deal.
They're as crooked as everybody else in this deal.
They're heroes already.
They're heroes already.
They're just misunderstood, really.
They're just misunderstood, really.
They're not there? They were on that bus!
They're not there? They were on that bus!
Things are getting better by the second.
Things are getting better by the second.
Think hard.
Think hard.
Think he's telling the truth?
Think he's telling the truth?
Think it's a dud?
Think it's a dud?
Think positive.
Think positive.
This clock works backwards or somebody activated a bomb.
This clock works backwards or somebody activated a bomb.
This guy was really sloppy.
This guy was really sloppy.
This has gotta be a mistake. What do you think?
This has gotta be a mistake. What do you think?
This is a violent work of art!
This is a violent work of art!
This is Air Unit 3. Forget it, Tango.
This is Air Unit 3. Forget it, Tango.
This is insane.
This is insane.
This is my fiancée, Slinky.
This is my fiancée, Slinky.
This is my place. I have some rights under my own place, don't I?
This is my place. I have some rights under my own place, don't I?
This is plan B?
This is plan B?
This is the biggest pile of shit!
This is the biggest pile of shit!
This is the prison ventilation system.
This is the prison ventilation system.
This main ventilation shaft leads outside beyond the wall.
This main ventilation shaft leads outside beyond the wall.
This party's really fun!
This party's really fun!
This pig and his cop friends...
This pig and his cop friends...
This shirt cost me 9 bucks. Get me a new vest, will you?
This shirt cost me 9 bucks. Get me a new vest, will you?
This tape will clear our names.
This tape will clear our names.
This thing will go through a brick wall.
This thing will go through a brick wall.
This way looks faster.
This way looks faster.
This way!
This way!
To protect against guys like him!
To protect against guys like him!
Too much television...
Too much television...
Transfer case has torque splitting.
Transfer case has torque splitting.
Try to control your fear.
Try to control your fear.
Two for the price of one.
Two for the price of one.
Two little mice...
Two little mice...
Two!
Two!
Uh huh. And what's that mean?
Uh huh. And what's that mean?
Ultra booster. It's nitrous oxide.
Ultra booster. It's nitrous oxide.
Up yours, asshole! You ain't worth a toss.
Up yours, asshole! You ain't worth a toss.
Up, Slinky.
Up, Slinky.
Use your imagination.
Use your imagination.
Very good.
Very good.
Very insane.
Very insane.
Very well, counselor. What is the plea?
Very well, counselor. What is the plea?
Wait a minute! We're on the same team! Just read this, goddamn it!
Wait a minute! We're on the same team! Just read this, goddamn it!
Wanna do the honors?
Wanna do the honors?
Way up in the unknown.
Way up in the unknown.
We are being threatened by two maniacs.
We are being threatened by two maniacs.
We can go back. Let's go!
We can go back. Let's go!
We can talk about this.
We can talk about this.
We checked the whole truck, asshole! There's nothing in it!
We checked the whole truck, asshole! There's nothing in it!
We gotta find them.
We gotta find them.
We have a hundred Catherines here.
We have a hundred Catherines here.
We have to do something about this.
We have to do something about this.
We have you eastbound, in pursuit of tanker truck.
We have you eastbound, in pursuit of tanker truck.
We lD'd that creep from the warehouse.
We lD'd that creep from the warehouse.
We never talked about plan C, asshole.
We never talked about plan C, asshole.
We were set up good.
We were set up good.
We'll discuss it later.
We'll discuss it later.
We'll take it from here. Drop back.
We'll take it from here. Drop back.
We'll talk our way out of this.
We'll talk our way out of this.
We're almost out of gas.
We're almost out of gas.
We're gonna fry.
We're gonna fry.
We're in!
We're in!
We're out of our jurisdiction, Tango. County sheriff and CHP are on the way.
We're out of our jurisdiction, Tango. County sheriff and CHP are on the way.
We've known each other for 15 years.
We've known each other for 15 years.
Welcome to America!
Welcome to America!
Well, I love you too.
Well, I love you too.
Well, if it isn't Armani with a badge.
Well, if it isn't Armani with a badge.
Well, if that's a sin...
Well, if that's a sin...
Well, in Tango's defense, he has been in prison.
Well, in Tango's defense, he has been in prison.
Well, pretty boy...
Well, pretty boy...
Well, what do you think?
Well, what do you think?
Well, you know they don't put cops in general population.
Well, you know they don't put cops in general population.
Well... Hmm.
Well... Hmm.
What a shameful fall from glory.
What a shameful fall from glory.
What about my sister? It's a free country.
What about my sister? It's a free country.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here? I got lonely.
What are you doing here? I got lonely.
What are you doing to my car?!
What are you doing to my car?!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you saying, Matt?
What are you saying, Matt?
What did you do with my car?!
What did you do with my car?!
What do they have?
What do they have?
What do you got to say now, genius?
What do you got to say now, genius?
What do you got?
What do you got?
What do you know, it's snowing!
What do you know, it's snowing!
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean? It's state of the art equipment.
What do you mean? It's state of the art equipment.
What do you think you're doing?
What do you think you're doing?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What else?
What else?
What is that?
What is that?
What is your problem?
What is your problem?
What size do you wear?
What size do you wear?
What tape?
What tape?
What the fuck? You're a cop!
What the fuck? You're a cop!
What the hell's going on here?
What the hell's going on here?
What were you doing on the couch with Queen for a Day?
What were you doing on the couch with Queen for a Day?
What? I forgot the marshmallows.
What? I forgot the marshmallows.
What? Illogical?
What? Illogical?
What's the difference? We'll take it.
What's the difference? We'll take it.
What's the matter, ace? Got a little headache?
What's the matter, ace? Got a little headache?
What's the matter, gentlemen? You don't share my enthusiasm.
What's the matter, gentlemen? You don't share my enthusiasm.
What's the matter, Tango? Come on, dog!
What's the matter, Tango? Come on, dog!
What's the score, babe?
What's the score, babe?
What's this guy own, a used car lot?
What's this guy own, a used car lot?
What's this one do?
What's this one do?
What's this?
What's this?
What's with your friend?
What's with your friend?
Whatever you're gonna do, do it now.
Whatever you're gonna do, do it now.
When I entered the premises, I saw the two suspects, the guns...
When I entered the premises, I saw the two suspects, the guns...
When I get out of here, I'll tear you a new ass.
When I get out of here, I'll tear you a new ass.
When the Great Scorer comes to write against your name, he'll mark...
When the Great Scorer comes to write against your name, he'll mark...
When these two guys show up...
When these two guys show up...
When this is over, remind me to rip Jumbo there's tongue out.
When this is over, remind me to rip Jumbo there's tongue out.
When this is over, we have to pay Jabba the Hutt here a visit.
When this is over, we have to pay Jabba the Hutt here a visit.
When were you born?
When were you born?
Where the hell are we? It looks like a goddamn pit!
Where the hell are we? It looks like a goddamn pit!
Where the hell are we? It looks like a goddamn pit!
Where the hell are we? It looks like a goddamn pit!
Where'd you learn to drive?
Where'd you learn to drive?
Where've you been, asshole? You're a half hour late.
Where've you been, asshole? You're a half hour late.
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who do you think it is, Quan?
Who do you think it is, Quan?
Who fries first?
Who fries first?
Who hired you to do the tape, Skinner?
Who hired you to do the tape, Skinner?
Who hired you to kill me?
Who hired you to kill me?
Who holds the pink slip? Satan?
Who holds the pink slip? Satan?
Who in the fuck do you think you are?!
Who in the fuck do you think you are?!
Who the hell do you think you are?
Who the hell do you think you are?
Who the hell is Perret?
Who the hell is Perret?
Who's a brave boy?
Who's a brave boy?
Who's been fucking with my gun?
Who's been fucking with my gun?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, pizza!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, pizza!
Why aren't you guys talking to me anymore? Say something.
Why aren't you guys talking to me anymore? Say something.
Why do you wanna see me?
Why do you wanna see me?
Why don't I just call you?
Why don't I just call you?
Why don't you just admit it, that you guys work well together.
Why don't you just admit it, that you guys work well together.
Why don't you just call me?
Why don't you just call me?
Why don't you take a look inside?
Why don't you take a look inside?
Why make martyrs of them?
Why make martyrs of them?
Why play this game?
Why play this game?
Why the hell is he wired?
Why the hell is he wired?
Why use your plan A?
Why use your plan A?
With a tow truck.
With a tow truck.
Within that time...
Within that time...
Within two weeks...
Within two weeks...
Worse cop!
Worse cop!
Would you look at that?
Would you look at that?
Would you mind stopping that?
Would you mind stopping that?
Wyler, can we be frank?
Wyler, can we be frank?
Wyler! Wyler!
Wyler! Wyler!
Yeah, and a ponytail.
Yeah, and a ponytail.
Yeah, but they had three time outs.
Yeah, but they had three time outs.
Yeah, come here. Sit down. There we go.
Yeah, come here. Sit down. There we go.
Yeah, perfect.
Yeah, perfect.
Yeah, toys for tots.
Yeah, toys for tots.
Yeah, wonder who.
Yeah, wonder who.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. So, what have you got?
Yeah. So, what have you got?
Yeah. This is the way.
Yeah. This is the way.
Yeah. Yeah, that would be nice.
Yeah. Yeah, that would be nice.
Yeah. You?
Yeah. You?
Yes, Mommy.
Yes, Mommy.
Yes, quick and easy is how you make a cake.
Yes, quick and easy is how you make a cake.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! Yes! I loved you in Conan the Barbarian.
Yes! Yes! I loved you in Conan the Barbarian.
Yes. The state recommends a sentence...
Yes. The state recommends a sentence...
You almost got yourself killed, pal.
You almost got yourself killed, pal.
You almost nailed your captain.
You almost nailed your captain.
You are.
You are.
You blew it, pal. This asshole's out of control and I can't stop him.
You blew it, pal. This asshole's out of control and I can't stop him.
You broke that jaw?
You broke that jaw?
You can bowl the motherfucker for all I care! Just don't let him do it!
You can bowl the motherfucker for all I care! Just don't let him do it!
You can guarantee me minimum security?
You can guarantee me minimum security?
You crazy guy!
You crazy guy!
You do?
You do?
You don't have to. I hope you make it on the outside, Cash.
You don't have to. I hope you make it on the outside, Cash.
You don't know my mate here.
You don't know my mate here.
You don't look so tough now, do you?
You don't look so tough now, do you?
You fucking pig! It's over for you!
You fucking pig! It's over for you!
You fucking wanker!
You fucking wanker!
You get anything out of that guy?
You get anything out of that guy?
You get rid of Daffy Duck there and try to clear your names.
You get rid of Daffy Duck there and try to clear your names.
You get the feeling things are about to get bloody?
You get the feeling things are about to get bloody?
You get to it from the utility shaft in the yard.
You get to it from the utility shaft in the yard.
You got 24 hours to find the guy who set you up.
You got 24 hours to find the guy who set you up.
You got everything you need right here in this town.
You got everything you need right here in this town.
You got it, sicko.
You got it, sicko.
You got something I can change into?
You got something I can change into?
You got the bucks, you get what you need. The place is corrupt.
You got the bucks, you get what you need. The place is corrupt.
You got your way, I got mine.
You got your way, I got mine.
You guys aren't holding out on me, are you?
You guys aren't holding out on me, are you?
You guys see a lot of each other?
You guys see a lot of each other?
You have nothing to feel guilty about. I love you.
You have nothing to feel guilty about. I love you.
You I'm not so sure about.
You I'm not so sure about.
You just fell for the oldest routine in the book. Bad cop...
You just fell for the oldest routine in the book. Bad cop...
You know Captain Dynaball here?
You know Captain Dynaball here?
You know. Do you love him? Hate him?
You know. Do you love him? Hate him?
You like jewelry?
You like jewelry?
You make a shitload of money. What are you doing this for?
You make a shitload of money. What are you doing this for?
You may not have arrived with him, but you're leaving with him.
You may not have arrived with him, but you're leaving with him.
You never had a chance to hit me with that gun.
You never had a chance to hit me with that gun.
You pull that trigger, I'll blow you in half.
You pull that trigger, I'll blow you in half.
You put together a nice compilation.
You put together a nice compilation.
You really do look like shit in a ponytail.
You really do look like shit in a ponytail.
You sang it to me loud and clear. But you're going down.
You sang it to me loud and clear. But you're going down.
You see that?
You see that?
You think I'm judging you unfairly?
You think I'm judging you unfairly?
You told me this was a vacation.
You told me this was a vacation.
You wanna cut my fucking head off?!
You wanna cut my fucking head off?!
You wanna cut my throat?! Go ahead!
You wanna cut my throat?! Go ahead!
You wanna split it?
You wanna split it?
You want me? You got me.
You want me? You got me.
You want more?
You want more?
You want my vote for the Psycho Hall of Fame, asshole? You got it!
You want my vote for the Psycho Hall of Fame, asshole? You got it!
You won't be for long if you keep using junky equipment like this.
You won't be for long if you keep using junky equipment like this.
You, this way!
You, this way!
You'll like this. It's the best ride in the park.
You'll like this. It's the best ride in the park.
You'll make a very ugly bride someday.
You'll make a very ugly bride someday.
You'll see.
You'll see.
You're a glory hound and a hot dog.
You're a glory hound and a hot dog.
You're being hunted and you're worried about my dancing?
You're being hunted and you're worried about my dancing?
You're dead meat, Tango!
You're dead meat, Tango!
You're going down for this.
You're going down for this.
You're gonna be very popular here.
You're gonna be very popular here.
You're looking terribly anemic.
You're looking terribly anemic.
You're lucky. I've been shot plenty of times.
You're lucky. I've been shot plenty of times.
You're making a big mistake.
You're making a big mistake.
You're making a mistake.
You're making a mistake.
You're my brother. Where else are you supposed to go?
You're my brother. Where else are you supposed to go?
You're not gonna run us in, are you?
You're not gonna run us in, are you?
You're speaking like a native already.
You're speaking like a native already.
You're telling me you'll be this good girl because you know, don't you...
You're telling me you'll be this good girl because you know, don't you...
You're unbelievable.
You're unbelievable.
Your friend Matt waltzed you right into a trap!
Your friend Matt waltzed you right into a trap!
Your Honor, I've been a policeman for 12 years.
Your Honor, I've been a policeman for 12 years.
Your Honor, may I approach the bench?
Your Honor, may I approach the bench?
Your Honor, the defendants wish to plead no contest...
Your Honor, the defendants wish to plead no contest...
Your Honor.
Your Honor.
Your left!
Your left!
Your underwear problem is solved.
Your underwear problem is solved.
Yuck!
Yuck!
10 4, 20 William 12.
10 4, 20 William 12.
20 seconds, Cash.
20 seconds, Cash.
120mm cannon on the driver's side.
120mm cannon on the driver's side.
4942...
4942...
...is now engaged. Cash!
...is now engaged. Cash!
...never. Thought so.
...never. Thought so.
About. Very generous guy.
About. Very generous guy.
Action. Action?
Action. Action?
All the news that's fit to print. I don't understand you.
All the news that's fit to print. I don't understand you.
And talking to the press. No.
And talking to the press. No.
Behind you! What the hell is that?
Behind you! What the hell is that?
Bigtime. Let's go to plan B. You got a plan B?
Bigtime. Let's go to plan B. You got a plan B?
Blue one's nice. Blue it is.
Blue one's nice. Blue it is.
Buying time. Time for what?
Buying time. Time for what?
By the way, your girlfriend... My sister!
By the way, your girlfriend... My sister!
Captain? This the way you screen all your guests?
Captain? This the way you screen all your guests?
Cash! It's all right, man.
Cash! It's all right, man.
Cash? Yeah?
Cash? Yeah?
Cash? Yeah?
Cash? Yeah?
Catherine working tonight? Who?
Catherine working tonight? Who?
Catherine. Don't know any Catherine.
Catherine. Don't know any Catherine.
Catherine's in your office. Ah, that's great.
Catherine's in your office. Ah, that's great.
Come on, we gotta get out of here. All right.
Come on, we gotta get out of here. All right.
Count it if you want to. We want to.
Count it if you want to. We want to.
Deeper. Oh, my God, Gabe!
Deeper. Oh, my God, Gabe!
Did you check the first panel? It's full of gas, sir.
Did you check the first panel? It's full of gas, sir.
Did you sleep with my sister? I don't believe you!
Did you sleep with my sister? I don't believe you!
Did you two bump uglies with my sister? "Bump uglies."
Did you two bump uglies with my sister? "Bump uglies."
Did you? I heard you were a Section 8.
Did you? I heard you were a Section 8.
Did you? I was so drunk, I don't remember.
Did you? I was so drunk, I don't remember.
Do you want the good news or bad news? The bad.
Do you want the good news or bad news? The bad.
Done for me? Yeah.
Done for me? Yeah.
Fantastic. What the hell is this?
Fantastic. What the hell is this?
Five buck cover charge, pal. Sure.
Five buck cover charge, pal. Sure.
Freeze! We're cops!
Freeze! We're cops!
FUBAR. Bigtime. We gotta find Catherine.
FUBAR. Bigtime. We gotta find Catherine.
Good thing you wore a vest. Hardly needed it with these.
Good thing you wore a vest. Hardly needed it with these.
Great. All you need now is a gun. Got it.
Great. All you need now is a gun. Got it.
Great. Is that reliable? Very reliable. A phone tap.
Great. Is that reliable? Very reliable. A phone tap.
Happy to play it for you. There you go!
Happy to play it for you. There you go!
He deserved it. Why did you do that?
He deserved it. Why did you do that?
He has a hell of a hobby! We got our own TV show.
He has a hell of a hobby! We got our own TV show.
Here I am! See?
Here I am! See?
Here. Why is yours bigger than mine?
Here. Why is yours bigger than mine?
Hey, captain! Yeah, Gabe.
Hey, captain! Yeah, Gabe.
Hey, Ray? Look at this. Yeah.
Hey, Ray? Look at this. Yeah.
Hey, Ray. Yeah.
Hey, Ray. Yeah.
How do we stop it? We don't. Let's get Perret.
How do we stop it? We don't. Let's get Perret.
How were you contacted? By phone.
How were you contacted? By phone.
How'd he get in? Anything can happen behind these walls.
How'd he get in? Anything can happen behind these walls.
How'd you get him the tape? By mail.
How'd you get him the tape? By mail.
How'd you know who to shoot? The ring.
How'd you know who to shoot? The ring.
How's that feel? Are you kidding?
How's that feel? Are you kidding?
How's the career going at the club? That's great!
How's the career going at the club? That's great!
I can feel it going in! Oh! Harder!
I can feel it going in! Oh! Harder!
I don't know yet. Yeah! You don't know shit!
I don't know yet. Yeah! You don't know shit!
I don't know. You FBI guys are real brainy.
I don't know. You FBI guys are real brainy.
I don't really care! What do you mean?
I don't really care! What do you mean?
I don't wear ties. That's him. Brave boy.
I don't wear ties. That's him. Brave boy.
I owe you from back there. Uh huh.
I owe you from back there. Uh huh.
I was having a bad day! Like now?
I was having a bad day! Like now?
I wouldn't. How about you?
I wouldn't. How about you?
I'd like a receipt for that. Yeah, me too.
I'd like a receipt for that. Yeah, me too.
I'll blow this maniac into the ozone. You gotta know which one he is.
I'll blow this maniac into the ozone. You gotta know which one he is.
I'll go first. Cover me on three. Okay.
I'll go first. Cover me on three. Okay.
I'll make the statement. I will.
I'll make the statement. I will.
I'm gonna go for it! Cash, no!
I'm gonna go for it! Cash, no!
I'm out of here! Don't forget to write!
I'm out of here! Don't forget to write!
I've been waiting 15 minutes. I'm sorry.
I've been waiting 15 minutes. I'm sorry.
Is it true Tango shot a federal officer? No comment.
Is it true Tango shot a federal officer? No comment.
Is it? Oh, man, I heard about you.
Is it? Oh, man, I heard about you.
Is this place fortified? Don't know for sure.
Is this place fortified? Don't know for sure.
Is this the only way? No.
Is this the only way? No.
Isn't this 125 Orange Grove Street? Yeah, it is.
Isn't this 125 Orange Grove Street? Yeah, it is.
It's a dead end! We're in a goddamn maze!
It's a dead end! We're in a goddamn maze!
It's a gas truck. No.
It's a gas truck. No.
It's almost in! God! It's all the way in!
It's almost in! God! It's all the way in!
Jesus! Shit!
Jesus! Shit!
Kiki, nice work. Wait a minute.
Kiki, nice work. Wait a minute.
Kiki? Hey, bud, get your hands off my property.
Kiki? Hey, bud, get your hands off my property.
Kiki? Yeah?
Kiki? Yeah?
Kneecaps on three. Call it.
Kneecaps on three. Call it.
Know what? What?
Know what? What?
Know where you're going? Absolutely.
Know where you're going? Absolutely.
Let me question him. Question him?
Let me question him. Question him?
Let them come, Mr. Perret. We are ready.
Let them come, Mr. Perret. We are ready.
Let's get out of here! I need a gun!
Let's get out of here! I need a gun!
Let's see how business is. Seriously...
Let's see how business is. Seriously...
Litter. Goddamn it!
Litter. Goddamn it!
Lower? Yeah.
Lower? Yeah.
Matt, it is you, isn't it? Say it is. It is.
Matt, it is you, isn't it? Say it is. It is.
May. February. Ha ha ha!
May. February. Ha ha ha!
Maybe you first. Don't panic.
Maybe you first. Don't panic.
Mind if I have a word with Kiki? No.
Mind if I have a word with Kiki? No.
My lawyer wants me to cop a plea. Mine too. Eighteen months.
My lawyer wants me to cop a plea. Mine too. Eighteen months.
My sights are off. Mine too.
My sights are off. Mine too.
My sister. She's your...?
My sister. She's your...?
My what? Your what?
My what? Your what?
Nice doing time with you. I'll never forget that time in the shower.
Nice doing time with you. I'll never forget that time in the shower.
Nice suit. Thanks. Morning.
Nice suit. Thanks. Morning.
No problem. I'm convinced.
No problem. I'm convinced.
No way. Why not?
No way. Why not?
No, long way around. Let's stick to plan A.
No, long way around. Let's stick to plan A.
No, the monogram. Monogram?
No, the monogram. Monogram?
No! Plan A.
No! Plan A.
Now what? Okay, no problem.
Now what? Okay, no problem.
Oh, God, am I glad to see you! Cash!
Oh, God, am I glad to see you! Cash!
Oh, my... God!
Oh, my... God!
Oh, really? Who do you think you are?
Oh, really? Who do you think you are?
Oh, shit, it's Conan. It's Conan. What?
Oh, shit, it's Conan. It's Conan. What?
Out the back, through the alley. They'll have it covered.
Out the back, through the alley. They'll have it covered.
Over my dead body. Deal?
Over my dead body. Deal?
Ponytail? Yeah. His name's Requin.
Ponytail? Yeah. His name's Requin.
Ray. Hey, captain.
Ray. Hey, captain.
Really? Yeah. Who the hell set you up?
Really? Yeah. Who the hell set you up?
Right side. Got it.
Right side. Got it.
Right? I don't know.
Right? I don't know.
Says it's urgent. This is very important. Don't leave.
Says it's urgent. This is very important. Don't leave.
Seriously, you're getting a little radical. What's radical?
Seriously, you're getting a little radical. What's radical?
She all right? She's coming to.
She all right? She's coming to.
She'll know where to find me. Got it.
She'll know where to find me. Got it.
Shit! This game has cost me a lot.
Shit! This game has cost me a lot.
Smoke? No.
Smoke? No.
So? So your sister is very free.
So? So your sister is very free.
Squarecrow? What would you call it?
Squarecrow? What would you call it?
Stay off my case. Nice tie.
Stay off my case. Nice tie.
Stay off my case. What makes it your case?
Stay off my case. What makes it your case?
Tango! What?
Tango! What?
That's your plan? Yeah.
That's your plan? Yeah.
The good? We're almost out of gas.
The good? We're almost out of gas.
The North Pole would be nice. Seriously, what are you gonna do?
The North Pole would be nice. Seriously, what are you gonna do?
There's a party on the roof. Can I invite Mr. Potato Head?
There's a party on the roof. Can I invite Mr. Potato Head?
They got you? What's it look like?
They got you? What's it look like?
They paid me. Who paid you?
They paid me. Who paid you?
Think, think, think! An Englishman with red hair.
Think, think, think! An Englishman with red hair.
This way! Come on!
This way! Come on!
Two guys are in the road. I noticed.
Two guys are in the road. I noticed.
Two. Three.
Two. Three.
Uh uh. And you still owe me. I knew you'd say that.
Uh uh. And you still owe me. I knew you'd say that.
Very impressed? Very impressed.
Very impressed? Very impressed.
Very! It's not that big a deal.
Very! It's not that big a deal.
Was Detective Cash there too? No comment.
Was Detective Cash there too? No comment.
We are in business. Oh, yeah, we're in business.
We are in business. Oh, yeah, we're in business.
We gotta bail! What was that noise?
We gotta bail! What was that noise?
We trusted our lawyers. And the judge.
We trusted our lawyers. And the judge.
We're at the location. Coming up on a very serious gate.
We're at the location. Coming up on a very serious gate.
We're blocked in! This son of a bitch is playing with us!
We're blocked in! This son of a bitch is playing with us!
We're gonna get FUBAR now. What's FUBAR?
We're gonna get FUBAR now. What's FUBAR?
We're on fire! Yeah, we're cooking now!
We're on fire! Yeah, we're cooking now!
We're out of our jurisdiction here. That's true.
We're out of our jurisdiction here. That's true.
Well, you know, the gun boots are great. Perfect.
Well, you know, the gun boots are great. Perfect.
What about the ring? On the wrong hand.
What about the ring? On the wrong hand.
What about this truck? It's not a truck.
What about this truck? It's not a truck.
What are you talking about? All that filth and scum I have to deal with.
What are you talking about? All that filth and scum I have to deal with.
What do you think? I'm impressed.
What do you think? I'm impressed.
What is this? English 101.
What is this? English 101.
What the hell's going on? I heard a rumor about this truck.
What the hell's going on? I heard a rumor about this truck.
What were you doing? Nice to see you too.
What were you doing? Nice to see you too.
What? I'm not going. I changed my mind.
What? I'm not going. I changed my mind.
What'd he say? Plan A's a loser.
What'd he say? Plan A's a loser.
What's FUBAR? "Fucked up beyond all recognition."
What's FUBAR? "Fucked up beyond all recognition."
What's that mean? People are free.
What's that mean? People are free.
What's your gun doing here? That's my gun, I put it in my locker.
What's your gun doing here? That's my gun, I put it in my locker.
When's the clock start? Five minutes ago.
When's the clock start? Five minutes ago.
Where to? I don't remember the address.
Where to? I don't remember the address.
Where's he now? The desert. Ryko Airfield.
Where's he now? The desert. Ryko Airfield.
Where's my beer? I'm sorry. He distracted me.
Where's my beer? I'm sorry. He distracted me.
Who do you think set us up? I don't know.
Who do you think set us up? I don't know.
Who? He didn't tell me his name.
Who? He didn't tell me his name.
Who's this guy? Matt Sokowski. I'm assistant warden.
Who's this guy? Matt Sokowski. I'm assistant warden.
Whoopee! Race you to the Dumpster. It's set up for right now. Come on.
Whoopee! Race you to the Dumpster. It's set up for right now. Come on.
Why? Day and month.
Why? Day and month.
Why? When were you born?
Why? When were you born?
Why? Yeah, why?
Why? Yeah, why?
Why? Your stockbroker's on line 3.
Why? Your stockbroker's on line 3.
Why's your gun here? They stole it.
Why's your gun here? They stole it.
Yeah? My arm.
Yeah? My arm.
Yeah. No.
Yeah. No.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. No! No, no.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. No! No, no.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Yes! No!
Yes! No!
Yes? Hey, Ray, what's a margin call?
Yes? Hey, Ray, what's a margin call?
You blew out the truck window. I noticed.
You blew out the truck window. I noticed.
You guys are in deep shit. Shit.
You guys are in deep shit. Shit.
You help me out more than you need to. No, I don't.
You help me out more than you need to. No, I don't.
You know anything about electricity? No.
You know anything about electricity? No.
You know me, huh? I hear you're the second best cop in L.A.
You know me, huh? I hear you're the second best cop in L.A.
You know what I hate? What?
You know what I hate? What?
You know, I like dealing with cops. Why's that?
You know, I like dealing with cops. Why's that?
You look like hell, Cash. Matt?
You look like hell, Cash. Matt?
You okay, Cash? Yeah, clean exit.
You okay, Cash? Yeah, clean exit.
You ought to be a cop. Did you expect this?
You ought to be a cop. Did you expect this?
You sure this is the way? It's exactly the way!
You sure this is the way? It's exactly the way!
You want to do my horoscope? Don't give me the year.
You want to do my horoscope? Don't give me the year.
You'll screw it up. When's your birthday?
You'll screw it up. When's your birthday?
You're bad karma. I hope you got a good lawyer.
You're bad karma. I hope you got a good lawyer.
You're two weeks late. If you would check your mail...
You're two weeks late. If you would check your mail...
Your Honor! Be seated, Mr. Cash.
Your Honor! Be seated, Mr. Cash.
Your Honor! Order!
Your Honor! Order!
...aimed at taking the two top cops out of action.
...aimed at taking the two top cops out of action.
...and Cash...
...and Cash...
...and claims that Quan put him up to it.
...and claims that Quan put him up to it.
...and compared them to the tape with an oscilloscope. They matched.
...and compared them to the tape with an oscilloscope. They matched.
...and easier.
...and easier.
...and planted the murder weapon at the scene, didn't you?
...and planted the murder weapon at the scene, didn't you?
...and raise a beautiful litter.
...and raise a beautiful litter.
...and so much damage.
...and so much damage.
...and then Tangos back out again.
...and then Tangos back out again.
...and tie it in a Windsor knot for you.
...and tie it in a Windsor knot for you.
...and we're both dead and you know it.
...and we're both dead and you know it.
...and you can help me chew through the bars. Come on, this is bullshit.
...and you can help me chew through the bars. Come on, this is bullshit.
...are very happy together...
...are very happy together...
...automatically, I think you'll be bad.
...automatically, I think you'll be bad.
...behind bars.
...behind bars.
...broke my ribs, my leg and my jaw.
...broke my ribs, my leg and my jaw.
...but how you played the game.
...but how you played the game.
...but I cannot appreciate these games you keep playing.
...but I cannot appreciate these games you keep playing.
...but look for a main building about a mile in from the perimeter.
...but look for a main building about a mile in from the perimeter.
...but what happens in 18 months when they get out?
...but what happens in 18 months when they get out?
...but you didn't want to leave this glory hound holding the bag.
...but you didn't want to leave this glory hound holding the bag.
...but you're for real!
...but you're for real!
...by mail.
...by mail.
...can hurt your eyes.
...can hurt your eyes.
...Cash and Tango.
...Cash and Tango.
...doesn't like you very much.
...doesn't like you very much.
...for slaying an undercover agent during a drug sting operation.
...for slaying an undercover agent during a drug sting operation.
...Front Street. 9:00.
...Front Street. 9:00.
...fucking sucks!
...fucking sucks!
...Gabriel Cash...
...Gabriel Cash...
...go to a club named Cleopatra's. Ask for Catherine.
...go to a club named Cleopatra's. Ask for Catherine.
...has cost me even more.
...has cost me even more.
...has cost me more than $60 million...
...has cost me more than $60 million...
...I am gonna date your sister.
...I am gonna date your sister.
...I figure the whole thing's gone sour.
...I figure the whole thing's gone sour.
...I think they're gonna stick us in general population.
...I think they're gonna stick us in general population.
...I will be taking delivery of the largest shipment of weapons...
...I will be taking delivery of the largest shipment of weapons...
...I'd like you to watch me...
...I'd like you to watch me...
...I've at least earned the right to date your sister.
...I've at least earned the right to date your sister.
...if not an impossible one.
...if not an impossible one.
...if we kill them, we risk all out war with the police.
...if we kill them, we risk all out war with the police.
...including guns, drugs and various other enterprises.
...including guns, drugs and various other enterprises.
...is a pussy.
...is a pussy.
...is not judged by what has transpired here.
...is not judged by what has transpired here.
...is there anything else you wanna share?
...is there anything else you wanna share?
...Jack.
...Jack.
...men in a cage.
...men in a cage.
...Mr. Lopez...
...Mr. Lopez...
...not that you won or lost...
...not that you won or lost...
...of not more than 18 months in a minimum security facility.
...of not more than 18 months in a minimum security facility.
...on the spur of the moment. It's...
...on the spur of the moment. It's...
...pleasure your sister slow and easy.
...pleasure your sister slow and easy.
...Ray Tango...
...Ray Tango...
...saying something's happened to you.
...saying something's happened to you.
...Tango...
...Tango...
...tends to slip a disk or two.
...tends to slip a disk or two.
...that we have ever handled.
...that we have ever handled.
...the money, the drugs, the dead body. That's what I saw.
...the money, the drugs, the dead body. That's what I saw.
...their mood can only be described as grim.
...their mood can only be described as grim.
...then I guess I'm guilty.
...then I guess I'm guilty.
...they are victims of a setup, possibly a retaliation by criminal figures...
...they are victims of a setup, possibly a retaliation by criminal figures...
...this is most disturbing.
...this is most disturbing.
...this whole thing...
...this whole thing...
...to a charge of voluntary manslaughter.
...to a charge of voluntary manslaughter.
...two highly decorated officers, go on trial today...
...two highly decorated officers, go on trial today...
...until Captain Fantastic leaped the couch and smashed through your door.
...until Captain Fantastic leaped the couch and smashed through your door.
...until you give me your blessing. Fair enough?
...until you give me your blessing. Fair enough?
...use extreme caution.
...use extreme caution.
...we have a game.
...we have a game.
...what were you doing with the Elephant Man?
...what were you doing with the Elephant Man?
...what's the story with you and Ray?
...what's the story with you and Ray?
...when they kill him.
...when they kill him.
...will be safely tucked away...
...will be safely tucked away...
...you are one major mistrustful, maladjusted human fucking being!
...you are one major mistrustful, maladjusted human fucking being!
...you don't have to be afraid anymore.
...you don't have to be afraid anymore.
...you're the best cop I ever worked with.
...you're the best cop I ever worked with.
"Good."
"Good."
"I don't know."
"I don't know."
"You're going down for this." Remember those lyrics?
"You're going down for this." Remember those lyrics?

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