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Rango Rango: A Wild West Adventure Released in 2011, Rango is an animated film that takes us on an exciting Wild West

Rango

Rango: A Wild West Adventure

Released in 2011, Rango is an animated film that takes us on an exciting Wild West adventure. Directed by Gore Verbinski and featuring an all-star cast, this movie tells the story of a chameleon named Rango who embarks on a journey of self-discovery.

The role of Rango is brilliantly voiced by Johnny Depp, known for his versatile performances. Depp brings his unique charm to the character, delivering witty one-liners and capturing Rango's transformation from a timid pet to a fearless hero. His voice acting adds depth and humor to the film, making it a delight for all viewers.

Joining Depp is Isla Fisher, who lends her voice to the character of Beans, a tough and independent female iguana. Fisher's energetic performance perfectly complements Depp's, as their characters navigate the challenges of life in the Wild West. Together, they create a dynamic duo that keeps audiences engaged and entertained.

Other notable cast members include Abigail Breslin as Priscilla, a young mouse with a big heart, and Ned Beatty as Tortoise John, a villainous turtle. These talented actors, alongside the rest of the cast, breathe life into their animated counterparts, making them relatable and lovable.

The film's animation is visually stunning, with attention to detail that enhances the overall viewing experience. The vibrant colors and imaginative landscapes create a captivating world that immerses the audience from the first frame. The animation successfully captures the essence of the Wild West, with its dusty deserts, rickety towns, and an array of peculiar characters.

Rango's storyline is cleverly written and incorporates elements of adventure, comedy, and even existentialism. The film explores themes of identity, courage, and finding one's place in the world. As Rango navigates the challenges of his new life, the film encourages viewers to embrace their uniqueness and discover their true potential.

Accompanying the captivating visuals and engaging storyline is an incredible musical score composed by Hans Zimmer. Known for his ability to evoke emotions through his music, Zimmer's score perfectly complements the film's tone, adding depth and enhancing the overall experience. From rousing orchestral pieces during action-packed sequences to soft, introspective melodies, the soundtrack enhances every scene.

The film's success was further amplified by its iconic theme song, "Rango Suite," performed by the Los Angeles Philharmonic. This exhilarating piece perfectly captures the spirit of Rango's adventure, leaving a lasting impression on the audience. You can relive the excitement of the film by playing and downloading these sounds here.

Rango was met with critical acclaim upon its release, praised for its imaginative story, stunning animation, and stellar performances. It received the Academy Award for Best Animated Feature, solidifying its position as a must-watch film. Rango's strong appeal lies in its ability to appeal to both children and adults, making it a beloved choice for family movie nights.

So, gather the family together, grab some popcorn, and immerse yourselves in the Wild West world of Rango. Follow the journey of a chameleon named Rango as he learns what it truly means to be a hero. With its charming characters, captivating animation, and a story that will warm your heart, Rango is a film that will leave you smiling and entertained.

A day's journey. Follow your shadow.
A man I think needs IittIe introduction to you
A monkey got a cracker His mother was a sIapper
A posse.
A town? You mean, with real people and everything? Where?
AcoIytes, prepare the hoIy spigot!
Adult swim, next five minutes.
Ah, yes. The ancient cactus fruit.
AII day
Ain't always spoken rightly to you, Spirit of the West.
Ain't no hawk.
Ain't no one gonna tango with the Rango.
Ain't no shame in that.
Ain't nothing but bats!
All my problems taken care of except for one.
All right, folks, stand back, clear the area.
All right, listen up! l've been thinking
All right, now listen up!
All right, now listen!
All right, Sheriff, make your move.
All right, then.
All right, which one of you fellers needs a check up?
All right! No need to incite anxiety. l'll inquire about the Mayor.
All seven of them?
All seven of them.
All these good folks here believe your little stories, don't they?
All this talk of that serpentine devil is putting my quills on edge!
All you've done is lie to these good people.
Alone in her chamber, the princess prepares to take her own life.
Alone!
Also natural laxative.
Always good to have a medical man along, Doc.
Amen, brother.
Amen.
Amos?
And a high pitched squeal.
And although he is certain to die, perhaps from a household accident,
And apprehend the culprits behind this aquatic conundrum.
And before you know it, there wouldn't be any more water.
And don't come back!
And don't go trying to be a hero.
And don't mix up the two.
And don't you come back!
And enjoy your low calorie popcorn and assorted confections
And for you to insinuate that he would abandon his parental responsibilities
And have made it
And hell waiting to be raised.
And I Iearned a thing or two.
And if you desire romance,
And if you don't want to reconsider
And l ain't got no problem with this Rattlesnake Jake.
And l believe l've figured something out.
And l learned a thing or two.
And l may be just a sentimental old turtle
And l picked the raisins out just the way you like it.
And l think you'll find the people of this here town to be surprisingly hospitable.
And l will be happy to tell you how. But you're all gonna have to listen up!
And l've got my own protocol.
And reach for the...
And remember, within all of us resides
And return to a hero's welcome.
And so the lizard completes his journey
And so the stranger basks
And so the stranger, seeking companionship,
And solidify his image as an icon that will forever be remembered.
And souIs that cry
And that pipe has got something to do with it.
And that's when the roof caved in,
And the Mayor is the only one who don't seem to be affected.
And the murder of our beloved financial advisor
And then dogs and cats are getting together
And then where would we be?
And until the people ofAndromeda Five
And what about that water l saw out in the desert?
And when you see me coming, stand aside.
And who would do that, Mr Rango?
And you can all take it from me.
And you control everything.
And you!
And you're telling me that's all that's left in the whole town?
Animals have had millions of years to adapt to the harsh environment.
Are the cIosest of friends
Are you all right?
Are you okay?
Are you?
Aren't you forgetting something?
Arriving to great fanfare 'twas her aged father,
As a matter of fact, l am.
As long as that sign says "Sheriff,"
As long as we have this water, we have some hope.
As long as we stick together, work as a team.
As long as we've got water, we've got ourselves a town.
As the birds pIuck his eyes The sun bIeaches his bones
Assorted snacks, some puzzle books and you're gonna need a permit.
At a delicate time in my personal development is an affront to my sense...
At noon, the townspeople gather for a mysterious ritual.
Awkward.
Beans, l need to show you something.
Beans, you are missing the point.
Beans, you're mumbling.
Beans, you've been like a niece to me ever since your daddy
Beans! Hold on. Don't worry, l got a plan.
Beans! Where are you going? Beans?
Beans?
Beautiful, isn't it?
Because that's who l am.
Because this is where it gets
Begin to appreciate the broad sweep of history.
Being prospectors and such,
Believe in me.
Believe in that there sign.
Besides, my life's too dangerous for that kind of thing.
Besides, once they hang, yourjob is done.
Big bird! Big bird!
Bird dead. Snake come.
Blend in? What do you mean?
Blend in.
Boseefus, give them some gumbo now!
Bullet hits a shovel, ricochets back towards number three,
But around here, we just call them the Walking Cactus.
But folks just ain't making deposits on a Wednesday no more!
But he might come now.
But he only appears to those who have undertaken an epic quest!
But he's a snake and you're a lizard.
But how does he control the water?
But if I can heIp in any way, pIease know that my door is aIways...
But if you really feel there's some conspiracy occurring,
But Jake's the Grim Reaper.
But l can't go back.
But l don't have to tell you that being a true man of the West, as you are.
But l intend to find out what role you playing in all this.
But l think there's a future for this town. And l hope you'll be part of it.
But l'll have what l owe you at noon.
But l'm going to strip away this mystery and expose its private parts.
But l'm not sure that a child would appreciate the moniker.
But l've got a plan.
But not as much as your daddy's cooking!
But pay cIose attention
But somehow, Sheriff Rango makes me think we will.
But that... Well...
But the lizard? He is going to die.
But there's a certain protocol to this game, you understand.
But this here is a bank. This is where you keep the water.
But this is all his fault!
But tonight l want to thank you for bringing Sheriff Rango into our lives.
But we know better, don't we?
But what if somebody did rob the bank before they got there?
But why would anyone dump water in the blooming desert?
But why?
But with privilege comes responsibility.
But with water there's life.
But without law and order, ruminate on that. Oh, yeah.
But you seem remarkably at ease.
But you're making a practical decision.
But you're still watching.
But, of course, you won't need all these.
Bye, now!
Cactus dying of thirst. lt don't bode well.
Cactus fruit.
Cactus juice. That's what we got.
Call in Rattlesnake Jake.
Can l gut shoot someone?
Can l have your boots when you're dead?
Can't grow no crops without no water.
Careful, Mr Rango. You seem to forget you're just one little lizard.
Choleric varmints, ain't they?
CIear water
Circle of life!
Clearly, the robbers came from this direction.
Come now, Mr Rango.
Come now, Mr Rango.
Come on, let's get some!
Come right in.
Come, come. That's it, pull my finger.
Come, my friend. l want to show you something.
Complicated.
Control the water
Control the water and you control everything.
CooI
CooI water
Count on it, little sister.
Crunchy, creamy, cookie, candy, cupcake.
Dance for me, Sod Buster!
Dearly beloved.
Death has arrived
Decisions, decisions.
Destiny, she is kind to you.
Did anybody here mention what happened to our last sheriff?
Did he ever bite you?
Did not fall drunk down a mine shaft.
Did what?
Did you just see that?
Dirt.
Do it!
Do what he says or, by all the fires of the black pit,
Do you know how they make it through each and every day?
Does he look like he sounds?
Doesn't matter what they call you. lt's the deeds make the man.
Doesn't that make you just a wee bit suspicious?
Don't be shy. Come on.
Don't forget, your nasal spray is in your saddle bag...
Don't get no deader.
Don't know that you got a choice, son.
Don't really see a lot of folks.
Don't spoil it.
Don't touch it.
Don't you all worry about a thing. Come tomorrow, we'll locate that water
Don't you see? lt's not about you.
Down, Chongo, down!
Dr Marx, l'm not getting anything from you.
Dr Marx! l'm on fire! Embrace me!
Dr Marx?
Drinks all around!
Dysfunctional family. Need intervention.
Eat lead!
Enlarged prostate, riding sidesaddle.
Enlightenment. We are nothing without it.
Even as they abandon their dignity.
Evening, ladies.
Evening, Sheriff.
Every story needs a hero. l mean, who else is better qualified
Every Wednesday, just like clockwork.
Exactly how you do that, Mr Rango?
Exactly where did you say you were from?
Except for your ranch, Miss Beans.
Excuse me, Sheriff Rango. l want to talk to you.
Excuse me? Mister Spirit, sir?
Finds the woman, much like the sirens of ancient times
First off, does anybody here know how to use a firearm of any kind?
First the bank's run dry and now this here spigot?
For as long as it hangs there, we got hope.
For water
Form a possum!
Friends, before we bunk down
Friends? l don't see no friends.
From humble beginnings to the legend we sing of today.
Gentlemen, if we can just stay on task here.
Get on the wagon!
Get out of there. l'm going to strangle your huevos!
Get them hands up where l can see them!
Get them out here so we can cut off their giblets!
Get your hands off me!
Get your slimy webbed phalanges off my boots!
Getting your bodily fluids on my boots!
Give him hell, Rango!
Give him the spittoon!
Give me that!
Give them a good one, amigo.
Go ahead and try!
Go ahead, hero. Pull the trigger.
Go on. lt's okay.
Go to hell!
Go to hell!
Golden guardians.
Gonna give us a permit for prospecting.
Good Lord, the bank's been robbed!
Good sirs, gracious good afternoon to thee and thee and thee.
Good.
Goodbye!
Got some new rules! l want my shoes shined every morning,
Grits and spit and coIIard greens
Had a few extra aces in this deck, gents. Just the way l like it.
Hand me your gun, Sheriff.
Hands off, Mordecai! That's what's left of your college education!
Hark! Who goes there?
Have you got French cuffs with that?
He ain't afraid of nobody. He's telling that bird what's for!
He did it with one bullet!
He may be our only hope.
He means Rattlesnake Jake, Mr Rango.
He never comes to town 'cause he's scared of that hawk.
He never leaves without taking a blooming soul.
He promised to protect the vauIt The water's gone, it's aII his fauIt
He said the bank's been robbed!
He wants a glass of water!
He won't be here Iong
He'd been sober for over a month!
He's actually starting to believe it.
He's chasing after that hawk!
He's going to see the Mayor.
He's got to be pleased with that.
He's not a problem, William. He's a solution.
Headache.
Hell, he died of infection.
Hell, l seen things make a grown man lose control of his glandular functions!
Hell, l was mayor here before there was a Dirt!
Hell's fire, this ain't the bank!
Hello, brother.
Hello!
Hello?
Help!
Here in the Mojave Desert,
Here in the town of Dirt, we happen to have
Here it comes!
Here she comes! You better run, Mojito!
Here they come!
Here, hold these.
Here! You drive.
Here's your beans, Beans.
Hey, Bad Bill, there's something l got to tell you!
Hey, Beans, what do you think of the new duds?
Hey, Beans!
Hey, Beans! Beans!
Hey, Beans! Miss Beans!
Hey, Beans. What size dress you wearing?
Hey, calm down! What are you doing?
Hey, my daddy took me to her place.
Hey, there, fruit cup.
Hey! What's that dad gum lndian doing?
Hey.
Highly sophisticated friends! l was very popular!
Hold it right there!
Hold it, hold it!
Hold on there, Gordy. You get back in there and you assert yourself,
Hold on there, little sister.
Hold on, Beans. That won't be necessary.
Hold on, there. That's only six. What happened to number seven?
Hold on! Calm down, everyone! Let me talk!
Hold on! You're saying this here jug was empty when you found it?
Hot, hot! Burn.
How fitting.
How on earth couId I possibIy controI the water?
How on earth could l possibly control the water?
How wiII the hero survive?
How'd them fellers find the bank, anyway?
Hush up, now. Somebody's coming.
I couId be anyone.
I couId be anyone.
I watched the march of progress
I weIcome you to our great day of deIiverance. HaIIeIujah.
I'm nobody.
I've faced the barren waste
If that is your real name.
Igniting the thermos of pure grain alcohol
In magnificent song
In the adulation of his new friends,
Instantly vapourising his bodily form, leaving nothing but a charcoal statue
It is the time of hydration!
Jake!
Jake!
Jake. You mean my brother.
Jedidiah! lt's time for the Alabama squeeze box!
Johannes Merrimack the Third, AKA, Fluffy Joe.
Jump!
Just as l suspected.
Just checking.
Just like he said!
Just one little drink. No harm, no foul, right?
Just one, right?
Just take care of that for you.
Just to work up an appetite.
Keep your blood money and l'll keep my land!
Keeping an eagle eye out for mayhem and malfeasance.
Killed them Jenkins brothers.
Killed them with one bullet.
Know that l will be there watching you,
L ain't sleeping tonight. No, sir.
L am leaving the road now!
L am open to suggestions.
L am sensing hostility.
L am trying to save my daddy's ranch,
L appreciate how difficult this is for you, Beans.
L believe your people use it as seasoning
L came here to save my land, not sell it!
L can't imagine it. You're such a charmer and everyone likes you so much.
L could be the sea cap'n returning from a mighty voyage
L could eat them all night long.
L couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you.
L did it again, didn't l?
L do apologise for the shoes, Mr Rango,
L don't believe a word of it.
L don't even know what l'm looking for any more.
L don't even know who l am.
L don't know if you've noticed,
L don't know.
L don't know. Birds got to eat, too.
L don't rightly have no other choice, Beans.
L don't see it.
L found a human spinal column in my fecal matter once.
L found it in the desert.
L get his boots!
L got a 1 0 gallon hat marked down from 1 5.
L got a bead on you, stranger. So you get up real slow
L got an image to protect now.
L got the words, l'm just working on the melody right now. lt's like a...
L guess power has its privileges.
L had a goitre removed once.
L had a pseudonym once, but l had it legally changed.
L had an incredibly complex social network going!
L have a plan, and each and every one of you has a part to play.
L hear he's been helping people out in this time of crisis.
L hear you been telling about how you killed all them Jenkins brothers.
L knew it.
L knew that.
L know about the shindig this afternoon.
L know who l am. l'm the guy, the protagonist, the hero.
L likes it when they run.
L mean, l enjoy a hearty puttanesca myself,
L might consider reconsidering myself.
L must get to the other side.
L must get to the other side.
L need a little help here.
L need lotion. l'm down to one layer of skin already.
L packed your lunch. Danish is in there
L really think you complete me.
L remember them. They was quite friendly.
L remember when it used to flow every Wednesday.
L say we track this pipe back to its hydraulic origin
L see you're consulting with the spirits.
L seen it with my own eyes.
L stand corrected.
L suggest we take evasive action!
L suggest you shut up and shoot!
L suggest you take it up with the new sheriff.
L suppose we should bury him.
L take large steps and l don't want none of you hayseeds
L think it's a number two.
L think it's gonna be a western.
L think it's time he met the Mayor.
L think that there fella in the purty dress is the Sheriff.
L think the metaphor broke my spleen.
L thought we was following bank robbers!
L tip my hat to you,
L want a urine sample from everyone. And get me a latte.
L want to see you die.
L was here before the highway split this great valley.
L was hoping you could tell me.
L was just checking. l hear if you get too sunburnt,
L was just thinking that...
L watched the march of progress,
L will become the greatest lover the world has ever known!
L will blow that ugly right off your face!
L will see you on the other side.
L won't bite you.
L wouldn't know what that's like.
L yearn for love.
L... l don't belong here.
L'd like a glass of water.
L'd like us all to join hands for a moment,
L'll have you know, you're not looking at our entire contingent.
L'll keep that in mind.
L'll let you kiss my sister!
L'll squeeze them pretty brown eyes out of your skull!
L'll take that. Material evidence.
L'm a bit of a stickler for protocol.
L'm actually one of the few men with a maiden name.
L'm actually one of the few men with a maiden name.
L'm an amphibian.
L'm blending! l'm a blender!
L'm calling you out!
L'm depending on you, Spoons.
L'm going back.
L'm going to give you fellas one last chance to reconsider!
L'm gonna blow so many holes in you, your guts'll be leaking lead!
L'm gonna need some more feed, too, Willie.
L'm gonna shift the features on your face if you don't shut up!
L'm gonna skin you alive, boy! l'm gonna whup you like a red headed stepchild!
L'm gonna slice it off and use it to wipe my unmentionables.
L'm just looking for the path to water.
L'm so sorry. l'm so sorry.
L'm still working on it.
L'm sure there's something reasonable we can work out if you just talk to him!
L'm urinating right now.
L'm walking into the desert!
L've got two one acts, a mystery and a musical l've been gestating.
L've had polyps removed smarter than the two of you!
L've tried to protect you and others from certain realities.
Lasso that swine!
Lessen you want to spend the better part
Let me ask you something.
Let me do my job! You brought me in.
Let me get that before you...
Let me have a gander at the source of the societal discontentment here.
Let's hear it for Rango!
Let's put a pin in that.
Let's say this fella here were to take a drink of water.
Let's take it from the top.
Lf l ever see you again, l will take your soul straight down to hell!
Lf l see your face in this town again,
Lf you want to find water, you must first find Dirt.
Like a monkey's bladder!
Listen close, you pathetic fraud.
Listen, l can't survive in the desert, okay?
Lncoming!
Long time, brother. How you been keeping?
Look at them, so desperate to live, they'll follow it anywhere.
Look into my eyes.
Look out there, son.
Look out!
Look, l need water, hydration. My teeth are chapped.
Looked like Tony Bennett stepping out of the shower.
Looks like them varmints shot him in the back.
Looks like there's gonna be soup tonight!
Looks like they got them robbers.
Looks like we made it!
Looks like we're gonna have ourselves a good old fashioned standoff.
Ls a metaphor.
Ls it true he's only scared of them hawks?
Ls that all you got?
Ls that right?
Ls that what happened to Mr Merrimack? Did he get left behind?
Ls this heaven?
Lsn't that right?
Lt can't be. lt's empty.
Lt does seem a bit naïve, taking the word of admitted bank robbers.
Lt is not a rash! lt is a birthmark!
Lt is.
Lt just don't make no sense.
Lt only takes one bullet.
Lt'll change a man. Oh, yeah.
Lt's a defence mechanism. Actually, lots of lizards have it.
Lt's a full house.
Lt's a hard life here. Very hard.
Lt's a hard life we got.
Lt's a jailbreak, boys! We're busting out!
Lt's a metaphor.
Lt's a miracle!
Lt's a new West, Jake.
Lt's a puzzle of undeterminable size and dimension,
Lt's a puzzle! lt's like a big old mammogram!
Lt's about them.
Lt's about time we had a hero around here.
Lt's almost noon. ls everything ready?
Lt's empty anyway.
Lt's impossible.
Lt's just, we got no hope without that water.
Lt's Mr Merrimack from the bank.
Lt's not so easy as it looks.
Lt's okay.
Lt's our salvation, Pa!
Lt's the water.
Luckily, l'm immune to his venom.
Luring him to his certain demise.
Luring him to his certain demise.
Make it a double!
Many years ago, this entire valley was covered in agua.
Marshmallows remind me of going camping with my daddy.
May l present Madame Lupone's
Maybelle, give the holler!
Me? l'm from the West.
Meanwhile, the lone sentry stands watch at the castle gate.
Meanwhile, the wicked Malvolio plots his ascension to the throne
Mercy.
Mind the beak.
Miss Beans?
Miss Beans? Hello?
Mr Merrimack,
Mr Merrimack, if l don't get some water, l'm gonna lose my ranch
Mr Merrimack!
Mr Rango, wouId you step forward?
Mr Rango? Can you tell us about the Spirit of the West?
Mr Timms?
Mr Timms? You were good.
Much obliged.
Must be a reason she quit on us.
Must be that immersive theatre.
My 1 00% full time employment from this moment on
My coffee hot, Danish on the side.
My daddy was a great man, even if he did exhibit a proclivity for legumes.
My daddy was never near that mine shaft.
My daddy was not a burden!
My entire family?
My eye!
My feIIow Dirtonians.
My fellow comrades.
My friends believed in me, but they need some kind of hero.
My friends, my friends! Temper your frustrations.
My friends, we all know what we have to do now.
My land is not for sale!
Name's
Neighbour turns on neighbour. Pretty soon, we're eating our children!
Never mind.
Never mind.
Nice to have someone to believe in again.
Night after night, l watched them. l never saw them move.
No man can walk out on his own story.
No man can walk out on his own story.
No need to panic, but l think you just swallowed plan B.
No one's stringing anyone up. Not while l'm sheriff.
No water? Then what the hell we been fighting for?
No, his ashes. He loved to smoke. They never found the body.
No, Jake! No!
No, l'm moulting. Means l'm ready to mate.
No, no, no. Yeah. No. Yes, please. Thank you. Sorry.
No, this man wasn't shot. He was drowned!
No, wait! Come back! l was just kidding!
No, we're pretty isolated out there on the ranch,
No!
No.
No.
No. No, no, you don't understand. l'm not even supposed to be here.
No. No!
No. Oh, l know. Here.
None of that civil disobedience in my town, thank you very much.
Nope.
Not bad, huh, Beans?
Not moving.
Not Noah's deluge. Good heavens, l'm not that old.
Not too tight. l want to leave room for some pucker!
Not unlike what you've got going there.
Not what l expected.
Nothing? Your delusional quest just ruined my life!
Now be still. You gotta look presentable to meet your maker.
Now help me up and l will help you find what you seek.
Now look here. We have got six days of water.
Now only one question remains.
Now someone's dumping water in the desert!
Now that just don't make no sense. Now, listen.
Now that's what l'm talking about. Yeah.
Now we ride!
Now we ride!
Now we're gonna play this thing out to the end!
Now, as my deputy, you'll be in charge of all tracking and finding of villains,
Now, Beans, you owe me three quarts already. l can't give you more credit.
Now, hold on, Jake. There's no need to...
Now, honey, you come back with all your digits.
Now, just wait a cotton picking minute! A posse ain't no place for a...
Now, Mr Rango.
Now, this whole thing stinks three ways to Sunday.
Now, we're gonna be doing this in an orderly fashion.
Now, you got your shovel, pickaxe, Benadryl, loofah,
Nowjust pay attention, everybody. l'm trying to make a point here.
Nown amigos!
Number seven?
Of course he did make me cough them back up again for breakfast.
Of course, there is no need for violence,
Of the afternoon putting your face back together!
Oh, easy there, tiger.
Oh, hey. Proboscis.
Oh, l'm sorry.
Oh, Mr Rango.
Oh, that? That there's conjunctivitis, sir. lt's hereditary.
Oh, yeah? Well, you're funny looking, too.
Oh, yeah. The West is the best.
Oh, you kids.
Oh, you're good.
OId Dan and I
Okay, everybody, let's take it from the top.
Okay, okay.
Okay, Pa!
Okay, panic time.
Okay, plan B.
Okay, then!
Okay.
Okay. So you're saying
Okay. That's not going to work.
One bullet.
One day soon, all this is going to fade into myth,
One last bullet to kill one last outlaw.
One legend to another.
One who ain't in a pine box.
Open the door!
Or l could be the rogue anthropologist, battling pythons down in the Congo!
Or taste the bitter sting of my vengeance!
Or what, little man? You going to kill me?
Our new sheriff has been playing the hero for so long,
Our town is drying up. We're in the middle of a drought.
Out there, beyond the horizon. Past the sunset.
Pappy, about that water. There's something l gots to tell you.
Pappy, the Sheriff is standing right here, helping us out.
Pass the beans, Beans.
People have to believe in something.
People have to believe in something.
People, l've had an epiphany. The hero cannot exist in a vacuum!
People, we've talked about this. Acting is reacting.
Perhaps a little too good.
Perhaps it's time you started to take the long view,
Pick it up, Mr Rango. Your destiny awaits.
Pick up trail.
PickIed eggs and flaps of mud
Please, no, please. l have vertigo! My glands are swelling!
Please, no.
Poor things. All they wanted was a little water.
Pretty soon, l'm going to start seeing my insides.
Pretty soon, no one will believe you even existed.
Prithee, unhand my fair daughter
Prithee, unhand my fair maiden.
Prospecting without the authorised equipment. Don't move a muscle.
Prospecting?
Protected morning, noon and night by yours truly.
Put her down.
Put some in my coffee just to give it a little tang.
Quickly. l must get back to my quest.
Quiet, you savages! Stop your rattling. You're affecting my cogitation.
Quiet! This is my favourite part.
Rango!
Rango.
Ready, Excelsior?
Real thirsty.
Refried bones and booger bIood
Remember this moment. Remember me.
Reptiles got to stick together, right, my brother?
Return him safe and sound, l will not sell my ranch!
Returning to rescue his emotionally unstable maiden!
Riding the ranges and the suchlike.
Right now, they believe in you.
Right.
Right.
Right. Blend in. Yeah, blend in.
Run!
Sad, really. Such a drab little thing.
Say a few words to the Spirit of the West.
Searching, same as you.
Secure the perimeter, dust for prints, check for fibres, scan for DNA.
See his entraiIs get scattered Watch him Iose his cojones
See you, Beans.
Seems these folks trust you.
She got more holes in her than a painted lady on a porcupine.
She reaches for the poisoned chalice.
She'II be coming 'round the mountain in the rain
Sheriff Rango is right.
Sheriff, l'm sure if we work together,
Sheriff, we didn't kill nobody.
Sheriff, we got a problem.
Sheriff, where are you headed?
Sheriff, you're going to bring that water back, aren't you?
Sheriff! Over here!
Sheriff! You're going to want to see this!
Sheriff? What are you going to do about Rattlesnake Jake?
Sheriff.
Shoot, l put that on a tortilla.
Shoot, l say we cook that right up.
Should we have ourselves some sport, chill'ens?
Show them who you really are.
Sign the damn paper, woman!
Sign the deed and relieve yourself of your father's burden.
Sinking deeper into the guacamole of his own deception.
Sir, you have defiled and desecrated the very sustenance of our livelihood!
Smart thinking there, feller.
Snake?
So boId has been his entry into our fair society.
So l want you all to come outside now and line up single file
So something's supposed to happen?
So which way do you think they went?
So who are you, really?
So why don't you show your friends here what you're made of?
So you belly on up and take you a double shot!
So you made it.
So you made it.
So, is this considered normal civic behaviour?
So, no, my hirsute little rodent friend, l am not from around these parts.
So, this is the sunset shot.
So, what's your name?
So, you gonna die out here, or you want a ride into town?
So, you want something to believe in, Spoons?
Somebody done robbed that bank before we robbed it.
Somebody says a cross word. Accusations start flying.
Someone is dumping water in the desert.
Someone or something is messing with our hydration
Someone's gonna have to look after the town while l'm gone.