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What's Up, Doc? (1972) Romance What's Up, Doc? is a hilarious and nostalgic romantic comedy film released in 1972. Directed

What's Up, Doc? (1972) Romance

What's Up, Doc? is a hilarious and nostalgic romantic comedy film released in 1972. Directed by Peter Bogdanovich, this movie takes viewers on a wild rollercoaster ride filled with mistaken identities, love triangles, and laugh-out-loud moments. With an incredible ensemble cast, this film truly captures the essence of romance and comedy in a way that will keep you engaged and entertained throughout.

Starring Barbra Streisand as the irresistible and quirky Judy Maxwell, she effortlessly steals the show with her comedic timing and incredible talent. Opposite her, we have Ryan O'Neal as the nerdy musician Howard Bannister, who gets caught up in a convoluted series of events he never could have imagined. These two have amazing chemistry on screen, and their comedic banter is simply electric.

The plot revolves around four identical plaid suitcases that get mixed up at a hotel, leading to a series of misunderstandings and chaotic encounters. One of these suitcases contains secret government documents, while another holds valuable jewels. This mix-up leads to a hilarious game of cat and mouse, as the characters continuously find themselves in absurd situations trying to retrieve the correct suitcase.

Judy Maxwell, a free-spirited and charming young woman, finds herself drawn to Howard Bannister when she first sees him playing his beloved banjo. She sees something in him that no one else does, and takes a keen interest in his life. As the chaos unfolds, Judy's affections for Howard become more evident. Despite Howard's engagement to Eunice Burns, played by Madeline Kahn, the film sets up a delightful love triangle that keeps viewers on their toes.

Eunice, Howard's fiancée, is a strict and uptight woman who doesn't quite understand Howard's passion for music. Madeline Kahn's portrayal of Eunice is both hilarious and endearing, as she tries to control every aspect of their relationship. However, things take an unexpected turn when the charming and conniving Mrs. Van Hoskins, played by the wonderful Madeline Kahn, sets her sights on Howard as well.

What's Up, Doc? is not only filled with captivating performances but also boasts a fantastic script that keeps the audience laughing from start to finish. The witty dialogue and clever one-liners add an extra layer of humor to the already chaotic and slapstick nature of the film.

Peter Bogdanovich's direction brings together all the elements seamlessly. The pacing of the film is brilliant, as the comedic timing and physical comedy are executed with such precision that you can't help but burst out laughing. The ensemble cast, which also includes actors like Kenneth Mars, Austin Pendleton, and Michael Murphy, all deliver exceptional performances that add depth and hilarity to the story.

The soundtrack of What's Up, Doc? is nothing short of brilliance. Composed by the legendary composer Artie Butler, the music perfectly complements the antics on screen. The score is playful and upbeat, capturing the essence of the film while also enhancing the romantic undertones.

If you're in the mood for a nostalgic romantic comedy that will have you laughing out loud and falling in love with the characters, then What's Up, Doc? is a must-watch. With its talented cast, clever script, and fantastic direction, this film remains a classic that never fails to entertain. So grab some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy this timeless gem from 1972.

You can play and download the sounds from this classic film here for a trip down memory lane.

A a brilliant man. Dr. Howard Bannister?
A clerical error.
A few of the minor social customs.
A flair
A foul and depraved looking lot, bailiff.
A graduate.
A kiss
A piece of ripe fruit
A radio.
A restaurant, a delivery cart,
A rock that brought us together.
A Shakespeare sonnet
A sigh
A total wreck
A very romantic person.
Aaahh!
Aaahh!
Aaahh!
Aaahh!
Aaahh! Look out!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Here they come! Turn here!
Aah! Uhh! Uhh!
Aahh!
Aahh!
Aahh!
About a thing like that, Bannister.
About early man's musical relationship
About flights to Rio de Janeiro?
About those things I said,
About vocal reverberation under spinal pressure.
About what?
About your most incredible adventure in the Sky.
About yourself.
Absolutely incredible.
According to the 1970 enrollment study,
According to the place cards,
Act friendly, but impersonal.
Actually, I don't dance very well.
Admit it! Admit you're a lucky dog.
After all, he calls me Burnsy.
After all, she is
After all, you are a man.
After you, sir.
Ah choo!
Ah, Mrs. Van Hoskins!
Ah, you made me smash my lifesavers.
Ah! Good show, Bannister!
Ahem.
Ahh! There they are our two stars.
All I want is
All of your other clothes burn up? Hmm?
All right, Eunice. No apologies.
All right, let's go.
All right.
All wrinkled and lined and flabby.
Although I want you to know,
Amazingly, you are the other one.
An electrically induced field pattern.
And $1,000 in court costs,
And a coffee hot fudge sundae,
And be back in my room in five minutes.
And everything burned,
And go straight to the basement.
And God bless you.
And her nose is all red and running,
And how many times we'll both think of you
And I adore anyone who adores anyone
And I believe he has injured himself.
And I believe they're in room 1717.
And I can prove that he is in unauthorized possession
And I suppose you have not read my series of articles
And I think
And I think perhaps...
And I think the supreme court'll back me up,
And I want you to go away.
And I'm from Ames, Iowa.
And I'm going to jump.
And I'm your headwaiter Rudy.
And I've got him
And if I'm not mistaken, this must be Mr.
And it's bye bye 20,000 smackeroos.
And just possibly saving 112 passengers
And meet my friends.
And miss all the good stuff that's coming?
And Mr. Frederick. What I want to say now
And my nerves are completely shot.
And of course you remember our Mr. Simon.
And of course, the two other cars.
And say, "Mr. Lauralee, I am Dr. Howard Bannister.
And send it on to you at the conservatory.
And set up
And she was there taking a bath.
And so I did a little research
And something else takes its place.
And take his hand in a firm and masculine handshake,
And that dear little old man and, of course,
And the cabdriver
And the d****s caught fire
And the Eunice he thinks is Eunice
And the flux valve refused to disconnect.
And the lecture starts promptly at 1:00.
And the money, of course.
And the one who isn't my wife doesn't call me Howard,
And the servo amplifiers and directional gyro failed,
And then he came in and tried to get his case,
And then rooms begin to burn.
And then that little car you were in,
And then the shooting started.
And then they came in and tried to get all the cases,
And there you are, my dear.
And they brought her with them forcibly.
And this must be miss burns.
And to bring Eunice, or rather, Burnsy
And us we'll say good bye.
And watch this endless parade
And we went into this power dive.
And what's worse, you're a bad loser,
And when Eunice came along
And when two lovers woo
And while he's telling it,
And you say, "Eunice, my dear,
And you stare purposefully
And you will make passionate love to her.
And you're a lucky dog.
And you're nasty. I don't like you,
And, Eunice, try
And, of course, my colleagues at the conservatory
And, oh, goodness me, a Chinese dragon
Another one?
Anyone can say that anyone!
Anyone named Howard.
Anyway, it's nice to see you, sir.
Anyway, now I'm really scared to go home.
Anyway, she ripped my jacket,
Archaeology, Tuskegee institute.
Are even touched.
Are going to put you into a home. "
Are you all right back there?
Are you all right, Mr. Lauralee?
Are you all right?
Are you hurt?
Are you pleading insanity or amnesia?
Are you serving at table one?
Are you wondering?
As far as I'm concerned.
As I'll probably miss a bar
As soon as possible. The address, please?
As the years go by, romance fades
As time goes by
As well as your own. You follow me?
As you can see, I represent our government.
As you undoubtedly realize, Mr. Lauralee
Asked to leave? Bounced.
Aspirin. Howard, get it with buffering added.
At least it'll tell you how great you are
At the hotel Crystal.
At words poetic
Aurignacian or upper perigordian?
Aw, come on, Steve, buy her the radio.
Back to school.
Back up.
Back where we come from,
Bannister.
Bannister.
Based on the diatonic scale,
Based upon the uniform intervals
Be dignified.
Be solemn, but not stuffy.
Because I'm putting my little one to sleep.
Because she said her husband would pay for it.
Because you look cute in your pajamas, Steve.
Believe me, I understand.
Bennington, musical appreciation.
Besides, that's never been translated.
Bottle it!
Boy!
Burned down?
Burnsy!
Burnsy.
Burnsy. I like that.
But I didn't, of course.
But I guess you're not really interested
But I must point out
But I really think it's an emergency.
But I think the Hugh Simon theory
But I think we can break
But Iam a woman, Howard.
But if this ditty is not so pretty
But if, baby, I'm the bottom
But if, baby, I'm the bottom
But if, baby, I'm the bottom
But in this case,
But it all began shortly after we passed
But it is a rich field,
But it's all I've got.
But one of our regular guests, a wealthy eccentric,
But really, music from rocks.
But she is definitely not herself.
But something always seemed to go wrong.
But that didn't work out either.
But that is not the point!
But why to me? Why me? Why?
But you are the last straw that breaks my camel's back.
But you overlook that.
But, sir, this is not this is definitely not
By next week?
By Strauss
C minor, seventh.
C'est la dreck.
C'est la guerre.
C'est la vie.
Call you? Howard?
Calmly and clearly.
Camembert? Well, let's see.
Can I help?
Can I show you to your table, sir?
Can I sit next to you, miss burns?
Can you fix a hi fi? No, sir.
Can't seem to find it anywhere.
Can't you feel it?
Cartoon: we really mean it
Certain theories.
Charles, what kind of wine
Charm.
Chemistry major.
Come along to the table, now.
Come along, Mr. Simon.
Come in. I'll do your tie.
Come in. It's broken.
Come on, Harry! Keep going!
Come on, Steve! You can do it!
Come on!
Come on!
Come, Frederick. Now, it is 12:05,
Comp. Lit. , northwestern university.
Compassion.
Condolences.
Congratulations, Howard.
Congratulations.
Could you give me information
Could you let go of my hand?
Couldn't I just kill her?
Crude, of course but melodies nevertheless,
Damages to a costume store,
Deliver it to the boys on the second floor.
Developed a unitronic scale pattern
Did anyone ever tell you
Did you get the jewels out the hotel?
Did you happen to know that I... Love you?
Did you hear me, Howard?
Did you know 3 of all fatal accidents
Did you open this?
Did you... The Grant! Mr. Lauralee!
Dinner's here.
Dirella?
Do you have a pencil, darling?
Do you have any idea what it's like
Do you hear me?
Do you hear me?
Do you hear that, Eunice? "Howard. "
Do you know what that is?
Do you know why I don't, bailiff?
Do you think they understood that, bailiff?
Doc?
Doesn't call me Howard,
Don't be silly.
Don't bring it in or knock on the door
Don't count, Eunice. I hate it when you count.
Don't forget your dinner.
Don't help me, please.
Don't help me.
Don't kick those rocks, you philistine.
Don't move!
Don't nobody do nothing!
Don't pay any attention to her, Eunice.
Don't tell me. You need peace and quiet.
Don't touch his rocks.
Don't touch me. I'm a doctor.
Don't touch that.
Don't you dare strike
Don't you know the meaning of propriety?
Don't you know the meaning of propriety?
Don't you understand anything?
Don't. No. Just just go on.
Down here.
Dr. Bannister.
Dr. Howard Bannister.
Driving! I know that!
Duck!
Either one! Just slide it over here!
Emerson!
Enter Mrs. Van Hoskins' room
Entering the country illegally?
Eunice and I came all the way from Iowa.
Eunice is Burnsy. I mean, she isn't Burnsy.
Eunice is coming, you're here like that,
Eunice is going to get dressed and meet us there.
Eunice who?
Eunice, Howard. Eunice.
Eunice, I know I don't seem to be
Eunice, I swear this is a bizarre joke.
Eunice, we can straighten all that out this afternoon.
Eunice: Howard Bannister!
Eunice: Howard! Howard Bannister.
Eunice: That was deliberate. You just have no
Eunice: Well, good bye, Howard. You'd better hurry,
Eunice: You deserved it, Howard, you really did.
Eunice?
Eunice?
Eunice? That's a person named Eunice.
Eunice.
Eunice.
Eunice.
Eunice.
Everybody gets wrinkled, lined, and flabby.
Everyone calls me Burnsy.
Everyone was calling her Burnsy.
Everyone, be quiet!
Everyone, be quiet! Silence!
Everywhere you go, another heart broken.
Exactly what have you got to say for yourself?
Exactly, miss burns.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Are you with the hotel?
F u n. If you win that Grant,
Finds out that I'm not really Eunice,
First of all, just what the devil are these?
First there was trouble between me and Hugh.
First you go right down to her room, right?
Flat.
Flight 741 is now arriving at gate 8.
Follow 'em! OK!
Follow me.
Follow that cab!
Follow that cab!
Foolish. Foolish of you.
For a few days.
For a few moments
For God's sake, don't shoot me!
For monetary gain,
For our celebration.
For the congress of American musicologists convention.
For the damage done to your room.
For the Lauralee Grant.
For the return of my jewels.
For the taxi and, uh...
For the unbelievable criminal injustices
For theories of mine. Certain theories that...
For this afternoon. Yes?
Forget you even know my name.
Found a method of making music
Franz, I'm gonna take this with me.
Frederick!
Frederick.
Frederick.
Frederick. And now I have
Frederick. Frederick.
Fritz.
Fritz.
From a tragic, fiery death.
From an oversupply of fear,
From Mr. Larrabee's home
Front!|
General semantics, university of Chicago.
Get get OK! No! No! No!
Get away from that case.
Get me the chief.
Get on!
Get out of there. Don't let anyone see you.
Get out!
Get the court psychiatrist.
Give it a shot.
Give me one.
Give me that! Give me that!
God bless it!
Going somewhere?
Good boy. Is there more?
Good bye.
Good bye.
Good evening, sir.
Good evening.
Good evening.
Good evening. Where do you want it, ma'am?
Good morning.
Good night.
Good show!
Good. Thank you and good bye.
Grab his leg!
Ha ha ha!
Hang on!
Happen in corner drugstores?
Has cultivated a rich harvest.
Has lost his pet snake.
Has practically ceased to function,
Have you no heart?
He came in and tried to get my case,
He falls down a lot.
He still gets stuck on names.
He suffers from a nervous condition.
He walks into mine.
He was very upset
He'll think that you tried to put something over on him
He's always kidding around.
He's calling her Burnsy.
Headache.
Hear ye! Hear ye!
Heh heh!
Hello out there!
Hello, daddy.
Hello, Eunice. Come on in.
Hello, young man.
Hello! Yes.
Hello?
Hello? Hello?
Hello? Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Help!
Help! All my jewels!
Help.
Here they come!
Here you are, sir.
Here, let me clean your glasses.
Here. Aah!
Here. Calm yourself! May I suggest
Hey, have a heart!
Hey, look at that! Go up there.
Hey, look at that.
Hey, look at that.
Hey, that leaves only
Hey, what's going on down here?
Hey, you've got a case just like mine.
Hey!
Hey! I forgot to give you this letter!
Hey! What about the aspirin?
Hi, room service. This is room 1717.
Hi. Having fun?
Hi. It's all settled.
His honorable magistrate Robert p. Maxwell presiding.
His inordinate interest in rocks.
Hmm?
How am I going to explain all this to Eunice?
How are we doing? Ohh...
How do I do that?
How do you do?
How do you do?
How do you do?
How do you do?
How do you mean?
How else could I have read it?
How it could possibly be in here
How many cases are there?
How much do I owe you?
How much he appreciates your wonderful hospitality
How much is it without buffering?
How would you like to swallow
How... How...
Howard Bannister, I am talking to you.
Howard Bannister!
Howard Bannister!
Howard took his igneous rocks
Howard, go to the drugstore and get some aspirin.
Howard, I am counting to 5.
Howard, I know you're in there!
Howard, I know you're in there.
Howard, I said five minutes.
Howard, I want you to make a good impression
Howard, if you don't turn that set off,
Howard, if you have betrayed my trust in you
Howard, open this door immediately!
Howard, tell them who I am!
Howard, what's going on in there?
Howard, when I ask you to wait for me somewhere,
Howard, who was that?
Howard, will you for goodness sake,
Howard, you are not being open with me.
Howard, you go to the drugstore
Howard, you know what I'm talking about.
Howard!
Howard!
Howard!
Howard!
Howard!
Howard!
Howard! Howard!
Howard! Howard! Tell them who I am.
Howard! Howard! They've got your rocks!
Howard! I'm coming in there.
Howard?
Howard.
Howard.
Huh? What? No, no. I'm a transfer student.
Hundreds of thousands of years old.
I I
I adore anyone who adores Emerson.
I adore him.
I am always open.
I am being open with you, Eunice.
I am Eunice burns.
I am going to scream!
I am Hugh.
I am not joking now.
I am not repeating myself.
I am not repeating myself.
I am nota Eunice burns.
I am seriously considering setting up a torture chamber!
I am?
I am...
I amthe Eunice burns.
I beg your pardon, my dear?
I beg your pardon?
I beg your pardon?
I beg your pardon?
I beg your pardon?
I believe I can prove that actual melodies
I believe you dropped something.
I can do it.
I can't find my rocks.
I can't imagine that the Lauralee foundation
I can't see where we're going.
I can't seem to breathe.
I can't!
I can't!
I certainly do.
I didn't follow you into the drugstore.
I didn't think so.
I do not like to act rashly,
I do not want your apologies, Howard.
I don't believe it. You did it again.
I don't blame them.
I don't have a badge for a Eunice burns.
I don't imagine that it is a field
I don't know what you mean.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know who he is,
I don't know who he is, but I hate him.
I don't know who you are. I don't know who she is.
I don't know your name.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't like the drugstore.
I don't suppose you have another room
I don't think
I don't think of you as a woman, Eunice.
I don't think so.
I don't understand.
I don't want a wife. I haven't got a wife.
I don't want any disturbances
I don't want food!
I don't want people falling down in here.
I don't want to go into the drugstore.
I don't, uh...
I expect you to stay there until I come back.
I fail to see how he could refer to me
I find that story as difficult to swallow
I find that story intensely moving.
I forgot why I came in here.
I got my orders. I got to go to 1717.
I got the jewels.
I guess you're wondering what a nice girl like me
I had a headache.
I had a little problem in the drugstore.
I hate it when my igneous rocks
I hate parading my serenading
I have a message for you from the staff of the hotel.
I have acrophobia.
I have ledgophobia.
I have some wonderful news.
I have this theory
I have...
I have...
I haven't gotten dressed yet, Howard.
I haven't the vaguest idea.
I haven't. I'm terribly sorry.
I hear knocking.
I heard a voice
I hope it's not your coccyx.
I hope nothing's broken.
I hope they're not damaged.
I insist you tell them who I am right this minute!
I intend to get to the bottom
I just have too much compassion.
I just sit there and nod.
I just wish you'd forget you've ever heard it.
I knew you'd say that.
I know how you feel, mister.
I know I'm different, but from now on,
I know that, too.
I know where the alley comes out!
I know you don't mean any harm.
I know, Bannister.
I know, but...
I know, I know.
I know.
I like Steve better anyway.
I love you I love you
I love your hair
I mean what? What?
I mean, I can take your igneous rocks
I mean, it's open.
I mean, of course, it was terrible
I mean, the way I acted back there I'm sorry.
I mean... No! I'll help you.
I must be crazy.
I must point out that foolish consistency
I must say, I can feel it myself.
I myself have a little announcement to make
I never saw her before in my life.
I only wanted to help.
I presume you are familiar
I read a lot of good books,
I really think it's going to work.
I relate primarily to micas, quartz, feldspar.
I said I'd like to come here
I see you're all dressed up
I see, well, thank you, miss...
I suppose you have come to apologize
I think
I think a slight mistake has been made somewhere.
I think I want to skip over this part, too.
I think I'd better turn down there and just be sure.
I think I'll get dressed now.
I think I'll just sort of mingle for a while.
I think I'm taking a bath, aren't I?
I think I've broken several major bones.
I think it can wait
I think it is too late for that.
I think of you as... Eunice.
I think there's a good road right down there.
I think we just passed it.
I think we lost them.
I think you're making a mistake.
I think your necktie's too tight.
I thought maybe I would just sit in the lobby.
I thought you said Sylvia.
I want my bike back.
I want peace and calm and order.
I want that case.
I want to see if you're all right.
I want you to be in shape for this evening.
I want you to come with me, Burnsy,
I want you to go away now.
I wanted to ask you...
I was a political science major at Colorado state.
I was framed! I was framed!
I was going to take a bath.
I was just testing this specimen for inherent tonal quality.
I was out in the car the whole time!
I was reading just the other day about a
I was wondering if my friends were still here.
I went to a lot of movies mostly,
I will be merciless. Merciless!
I will take care of those.
I wish I did, but I don't.
I wish you wouldn't do that, Eunice.
I won't like you. Good bye.
I would like the key to 1716.
I would like to say
I would like to say on behalf of myself
I would think that after what you have done to me
I wouldn't have it any other way.
I, uh...
I'd like a double thick roast beef sandwich,
I'd like to come here on our honeymoon.
I'd like to send every one of them
I'll act friendly.
I'll be dignified.
I'll be solemn.
I'll get it later.
I'll get it.
I'll give you a broken back if you don't be quiet.
I'll give your bike back.
I'll just tell him I'm a girl
I'll pull the door open.
I'm
I'm a lazy lout
I'm a lucky dog, but
I'm a toy balloon
I'm a worthless check
I'm afraid my Howard is too modest
I'm ashamed.
I'm awfully sorry about this whole mess here.
I'm calling the police.
I'm coming in!
I'm Dr. Howard Bannister.
I'm gonna give somebody orders to shoot to kill.
I'm gonna try to be the same.
I'm having a nightmare.
I'm Hugh Simon, Mr. Lauralee.
I'm Hugh Simon.
I'm looking for something in 1717.
I'm looking for something more important than that.
I'm looking out at the view, and Eunice is going home...
I'm Mr. Kaltenborn,
I'm not Howard.
I'm not looking for romance, Howard.
I'm not Steve. I'm Howard!
I'm part Italian.
I'm perfectly able to do this myself.
I'm right here.
I'm so pathetic
I'm sorry, but that room is vacant.
I'm sorry, Eunice.
I'm sorry, miss. I have no badge in that name.
I'm sorry, Simon.
I'm sorry. I'm terribly sorry.
I'm sorry. We'll be right back.
I'm still very angry with you, but I am concerned.
I'm tell you, Bannister,
I'm terribly sorry.
I'm upside down.
I'm very nearsighted.
I'm with the government!
I've got to tell Eunice.
Iam looking out!
Identical traveling cases. Sweet, isn't it?
If it takes me the rest of my life,
If there is any nonsense of any sort,
If we reach the hotel in half an hour,
If you could please move, Mr. Simon.
If you don't mind
If you're not out of here in two minutes,
In 10 seconds.
In all the towns in all the world,
In assorted sizes.
In here! Stick 'em in here.
In igneous rock formations.
In Mr. Bannister's bedroom?
In separate quarters, of course.
In the back of your minds.
In the hall outside the door?
In the past day or so,
In which my ground breaking scholarship
Inever oversimplify.
Instead of getting it off my chest
Inthe music monthly.
Into the bay.
Into the cockpit and selected two of them
Into those red rimmed, swollen eyes,
Is also the one who isn't my wife.
Is doing quoting an 18th century Guy
Is in the so called identity
Is it possible to break a lung?
Is it the ilium, the sacrum, the coccyx?