Monsters vs. Aliens (2009) Edit

A 20,000 year old frozen fish man who was thawed out by scientists.

A deflector shield. Typical.

A genetically altered tomato was combined with a chemically altered

A hexadecimal color code system.

A perfect day to stop by the old folk art and craft show

A weapon like this needs to be in the hands of someone responsible.

About monsters, and should focus on more important things, like paying taxes.

After all that tough talk, you were out monstered by a girl.

After I reveal my tale to you, everything will become crystal clear.

Ah, who are we kidding? We could save every city on the planet,

All branches of the military were immediately mobilized.

All I have to do is get an exclusive interview from you.

All right, everyone, just stay calm. Whatever you do, do not provoke them.

All right, let's get this baby on the bus.

All right, let's go!

All right, Link, I'm going to pull up alongside it! You get up in there,

All right, you got enough juice in those jetpacks to get up there,

All right. Let's take this thing down.

All that talk about "us." "I'm so proud of us."

Am I small again?

Amazing!

Amazing!

Ambrosia!

An old slipper!

And became an indestructible gelatinous mass.

And build a supercomputer out of a pizza box, two cans of hairspray, and...

And cut.

And good morning, Modesto!

And I want you to know...

And I'll go back to my lab and finally finish my experiments.

And locked them up in a secret prison facility.

And she's everything I deserve in life!

And so will I.

And someday, we won't just be honeymooning there.

And soon thereafter was married!

And spend the rest of my life in someone else's shadow.

And still had strength to fight off the National Guard!

And that was amazing! Meeting you guys? Amazing.

And the Coast Guard and, also, the lifeguard.

And the defective clone to the incinerator!

And the name is Ginormica.

And then I was all, "No way!", and she was all, "Yes, way," and I was like...

And there'll be candy and cake and balloons.

And they'd still treat us the same way they've always treated us...

And those who do survive will be enslaved and experimented on.

And you can destroy my robot probe

And you know what?

And you! You hardly need an introduction. You're the Missing Link!

And you're a... butterfly!

And you're casting a pretty big shadow.

And, in exchange, the president of these United States

And, our latest addition, Ginormica.

Any thoughts on where I should set up shop?

Anyone care for an Atomic Gin Fizz? It's got quite a...

Anyway, how is Derek?

Are you crazy?! You could have killed me!

As a matter of fact, I don't even...

As the president who was in office

As we speak, Escargantua

At code brown 'cause I need to change my pants.

At least I'm talking.

Attention, all aliens! Destroy all monsters!

Attention, robot probes! Crush the earthling!

Au revoir, sweetie!

Authorized me to grant you your freedom.

B.O.B., could you...?

B.O.B., it's me he's never going to get over.

B.O.B.! Who else could fall

Baby, I thought long and hard about what happened between us.

Baby, why did you set the alarm? We're on our honeymoon.

Beam hurt Derek.

Begin reanimation sequence.

But I don't want a poster.

But I have a normal life waiting for me. You know?

But I'm not a monster anymore. I'm just me.

But I'm not a monster! I'm just a regular person.

But not crying will have to wait. The world needs you again.

But not enough to make it home.

But stay away from the Tenderloin! It's a little dicey!

But that was the only way I could stop that giant robot!

By Hawking's chair!

Cake and balloons for lunch?! It's gonna be the best day ever! I love you guys!

Call in... Call in a full retreat!

Can do in the tentacles of someone who knows how to use it!

Can we transport the United States to a safer planet?

Caramel Frappuccino, extra hot, with one inch of foam...

Carbon based life form, locally known as Susan, is now too strong.

Careful, it's hot.

Channel 23's new evening anchor" universe.

Channel 172.

Chlorine! Chlorine in my eyes!

Clearly, you are defective beyond repair.

Clone!

Close door, hangar three!

Close them all!

Code Nimoy! I repeat, Code Nimoy!

Come on, little Debbie, please don't cry. It makes my knees hurt.

Come on. You know I don't believe in that stuff.

Coming through! Watch it!

Commander, do something violent!

Computer, begin extraction!

Computer, initialize cloning machine.

Computer, set a course to Earth.

Could you tell me where I am?

Daddy!

Derek doesn't have that.

Derek is a selfish jerk.

Derek will become an anchor or a foreign correspondent.

Derek won't rest until we've found a cure for my...

Derek, please, don't do this.

Derek, you are a selfish jerk, and guess what?

Derek!

Derek! Help me!

Derek?

Derek? Derek?

Derek...

Did I come on too strong? I'm sorry.

Did you like that sign off? Just made it up.

Did you open the top?

Did you really think you could keep it from me?

Did you see how strong I was?! Probably isn't a jar in this world I can't open.

Divert the Quantonium to the bridge, and prepare my escape capsule!

Do you...

Doc, come on, dance!

Doctor, I'd prefer you didn't do your mad scientist laugh

Don't bother. That force field is impenetrab...

Don't crush me for saying this, but I'm not looking to get married

Don't cry because then you'll make me cry, and that's just gonna be a mess.

Don't destroy anything!

Don't do it!

Don't get upset. It happens to everyone.

Don't let her get me!

Don't mention it. We monsters got to stick together.

Don't panic! Don't worry! Whatever you do, don't drop...

Don't rush me, Katie! I'm just not ready.

Don't scare Insectosaurus!

Don't think of this as a prison.

Don't we already have an alien problem, General?

Don't worry, OK? We'll be alone soon, just us.

Don't you close those eyes. Don't you dare close those eyes.

Don't you worry about us, Susan.

Door, hangar four!

Down at the fairgrounds, or a perfect day to marry Susan Murphy.

Dr. Cockroach, you can crawl up walls

Eating cheese and baguettes by the Seine,

Eight...

Escape capsule ready for transport.

Even if I need to rip it out of her body

Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever occurred to me.

Every last drop!

Every room has a door! There's gotta be a door here!

Everybody move in an orderly fashion! This is an emergency!

Everyone, let's welcome my new chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff,

Exact change is appreciated, but not necessary!

Except you did just destroy the Golden Gate Bridge.

Excuse me, could you direct us to the main power core?

Excuse me! Coming through! On your right! No control!

Excuse me! He's trying to kill me! Why is it doing that? Why would it...

Excuse me! Hello! Coming through! How are you?

Excuse me. What's that, Henshaw?

Extract the Quantonium with extreme prejudice.

Feeding each other chocolate crepes.

Feel the wind on your antennae. Isn't this wonderful?

Female carbon based life form, or Susan, not contained.

Fighting an alien robot? That was me, not him.

Finally, I can rebuild my civilization on a new planet.

Finally, some action. I'm gonna turn that oversized tin can

Fine. Then I'll go back to Modesto and be with Derek.

Fire phasoid cannon!

First day in prison, you want to take down the toughest guy in the yard.

First new monster in years, we couldn't get a wolf man or a mummy?

First stop, Modesto!

Follow my lead.

Foot!

For the rebuilding of San Francisco.

For what it's worth...

Forgive him, but as you can see, he has no brain.

Freaking everybody out.

Fresno is the most romantic city in the whole world.

Fresno!

Fresno.

Fresno's a top 50 market, isn't it?

From unimaginable heights and end up without a single scratch?

Full retreat! Full retreat, all troops!

General W.R. Monger!

General, continue.

General, I propose we go forward

General, it's targeting us!

Gentlemen, I have assembled a preliminary budget estimate

Gentlemen, I'm afraid we are not making a very good first impression.

Get in! I have a plan!

Get out of here while you still got the chance!

Get out of the way!

Get to its central processing unit, and...

Get to the city, Link. I'll catch up with you as soon as I can.

Get your hands off me! Don't you know who I am?!

Ginormica, I called your family to let them know you were coming home.

Give me that thing!

Give this alien a green card and make him proud to be an American.

Giving her enormous strength and size.

Gladly. It's right there, above the extraction chamber.

Go fish.

Go, go, go, go!

Good luck, Susan.

Good news, monsters! You're getting out!

Good point, Insecto! Susan, don't short change yourself!

Good time for a cup of joe. Warren, how do you take it?

Good. Because I wouldn't want your fans to miss this.

Goodbye, Derek! Good luck getting over me.

Got it.

Got the call from the general manager, he wants me to come in immediately!

Guards, take this defective clone to the incinerator!

Guys, what choice do I have? If he can make me normal, or even six foot eight,

Hail Gallaxhar!

Hail Gallaxhar!

Hail Gallaxhar?

Hail Gallaxhar.

Hail Gallaxhar. The only way...

Halt!

Hang it all! What's the point? It's a disaster.

Hang on to your socks! We're going for a ride!

Hang on!

Hard right! Hard right!

Hardly. It's not the first time.

Has arrived and will attempt to make first contact.

Has been traced to sector 72 4,

Have fun exploding!

Have some champagne while we're figuring this out!

He escaped and went on a rampage in his old watering hole.

He invented a scientific machine

He really went all out.

He said the only reason he wouldn't be here is if he was dead!

He's at work, sweetie.

He's gonna pee himself, then we'll all be in trouble.

He's just a hugger.

He's outside the ship, waiting for you. Go while there's still time.

He's still there.

Hello, everyone! Attention, attention!

Hello! Hi! How you doing?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? What was that?

Hello.

Help me, Dr. Cockroach! Help!

Her entire body radiates with pure energy,

Here they come!

Here we go.

Here we have the Missing Link.

Hey, furball, where you been?

Hey, guys, look.

Hey, Jerry, you might wanna check this one out. Palomar just picked it up.

Hey, zip it!

Hey! No honking!

Hi, there!

Hi. I'm Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate.

Hide in the city, Susan. You'll be safe there.

Hit me with a double venti organic chocolate brownie

Hold on a second! We have to get off the bridge before...

Honey, are you all right?

Honey, could you hit the snooze?

Hot dogs!

How are we supposed to get to her?

How do I do this? Three back.

How many times do I have to tell you?

How's it going?

However, it is important to note most of you will not survive the next 24 hours.

Humans of Earth, I have come in peace.

Hurry, turn on the TV! Turn it on now!

I can get out of here, get back to the life I'm supposed to have.

I can't believe I did ten sets.

I can't believe it! Soon, I'll be back in Derek's arms...

I can't believe we made it!

I can't believe you guys came to save me. Thank you.

I can't fight that thing. I can't even... I've never...

I can't help it!

I can't shake it!

I can't wait for spring break back at Cocoa Beach, just

I come in peace, I mean you no harm and you all will die. Gallaxhar out.

I didn't mean to scare you. I'm just going to go.

I didn't steal anything from you.

I don't know.

I don't think that's why they're running.

I don't think we need a monster problem, too.

I don't think your parents liked me, and that JELL O gave me a fake phone number.

I don't want my old life back.

I especially loved how you saved those people on the bridge.

I feel so stupid.

I forgot how to breathe! Don't know how to breathe!

I found out my parents were...

I get my dream job and you get your dream guy.

I got him, you guys! I got...

I got sleep apnes... apnea. Whatever. It's not fun.

I have an audience that depends on me for news,

I have just received word that the president of the United States

I haven't been outside in 50 years. It's amazing out here!

I just need a smidge.

I just scared myself. That is scary.

I just spent way too much time with our parents.

I know how to use it just fine!

I know that, together, we can find a way to get me back to normal.

I know. Just think, this time tomorrow, I'm gonna be in Paris!

I love you, baby.

I love you, too.

I love you, too.

I may not have a brain, gentlemen, but I have an idea.

I mean, look at all the stuff I've done without him.

I mean, of course, but we're a team now. You're so proud of us.

I mean... Sorry. I'm just a little frazzled.

I might want to bring it back to the farm!

I must approach it alone.

I must have been at a different party,

I say maybe you didn't ruin everything. I just got a call from New York.

I think he sees us.

I think I just got hit by a meteorite.

I think I, at least, deserve a chance to be with Derek!

I think it's broken!

I took this job because you never have to do anything!

I want a real kitten hanging from a real tree.

I want it all.

I want to go home.

I was such an idiot!

I will retrieve the Quantonium myself,

I wouldn't be so sure.

I... Gallaxhar, command you to hand over the prisoner this instant.

I... I'm not following you.

I'll be waiting for you at the altar... the handsome news anchor in the tux.

I'll come get you if I can. If I don't, it means I'm dead. Or late.

I'll see you guys tomorrow for lunch.

I'll tell you what we're gonna do. We're not gonna let Insecto die in vain.

I'm a little rusty. I've been in prison my whole life.

I'm afraid not, my dear.

I'm brave! I'm a brave president!

I'm gonna miss when I'm in Fresno.

I'm happy now, Derek, without you!

I'm hyperventilating. Does anybody have a giant paper bag?

I'm in charge of this facility. Now, follow me.

I'm not a danger to anyone or anything.

I'm not a quack! I'm a mad scientist! There is a difference.

I'm not gonna be a giant forever.

I'm not gonna kid you, Mr. President. These are dark times.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. It's over.

I'm still buzzing.

I'm still kind of getting used to my new strength.

I'm the one who destroyed it. Confused?

I've been your warden for close to 50 years.

I've met someone else. She's lime green.

If I hadn't lost my tear ducts in the war.

If I was still Ginormica, I could do this!

If that thing walks into a populated area there'll be a major catastrophe!

If you wanted to stop me, you should have done it

Imprisoned by a strange being floating on a strange hovering device.

In 1950, it was decided that Jane and Joe Public could not handle the truth

In fact, you may actually have grown a couple of feet.

In the "I've got an audition to become...

In what universe is Fresno better than Paris, Derek?

Insecto, look out!

Insectosaurus!

Insectosaurus!

Insectosaurus! No!

Insectosaurus?! You're alive!

Into a 350 foot tall monster that attacked Tokyo.

Into a really dented oversized tin can.

Is he referring to Area Fifty...

Is it just legs? Did they capture a giant pair of legs?

Is slowly making its way to Paris.

Is that we all think the new Susan is the "cat's me wow."

Is there someone there?

It is time for your orientation.

It skips a generation. Your kids are gonna have it!

It was a nice touch. Wasn't she amazing, Link?

It was first spotted at midnight last night by a couple in romantic embrace.

It's 55th, but we're on our way, babe!

It's a shame you won't be around to see what the power of Quantonium

It's a win win for Team Dietl.

It's at dire times like this when I stop and ask myself, "What would Oprah do?"

It's going to be all right. Look at me.

It's hotter than I remember. Has the Earth gotten warmer?

It's just business. So just to recap:

It's like a fairy tale. The Weatherman and the Weatherman's Wife.

It's no use. It won't budge.

It's OK, buddy. Don't worry about it.

It's OK. It's fine! As long as we're together,

It's OK. They're with me.

It's over!

It's the only thing that got me through prison! I love you! I love this man!

Jerry, stop it. Let me calculate its impact point.

Jiminy!

Just kidding! I don't have a back!

Just put out some snacks! They'll eat anything!

Just, you know, somebody to play cards with.

Katie, I have a gymnastics meet tomorrow. So maybe...

Katie, I'm frightened.

Katie?

Keep going!

Let me out!

Let the birth of my new planet, now called...

Let's check on the situation in 500 years.

Let's get it started in here Nerd?

Let's go, let's go! Keep it moving!

Let's move out!

Like I told you before, you should have defeated me

Like, what do people scream when they see you coming?

Link!

Listen up. I'm not going to go down in history

Look at that! They're all running scared! Monsters win!

Look, I know this is a little weird.

Look. What is it that you want from me?

Looks like some type of UFO, and it's heading this way.

Looks like...

Love you! There, I said it.

Madam, I assure you, I am not a cyborg. The name is General W.R. Monger.

Many zentons ago, when I was but a squidling,

Might we ask your name, madam?

Miss Ronson, please.

Monsters were stuff of myth and legend and then locked them in this facility.

Monsters, get back in your cells.

Monsters, I'm so proud of you, I could cry,

Monsters!

Monsters! Of course! It's so simple!

Move it, move it! Let's go! Move it, move it!

Mr. President, say hello to Insectosaurus!

My back!

My days of running and hiding are over!

My dear, no matter what your size, you'll always be...

My God, man! What have you done?!

My goodness, look at you. You're filthy. Thank God I have Wet Ones.

My little girl!

My Ph.D... Is in...

Ninja!

Ninja!

No child should ever have to endure that!

No one knows what it is or where it came from.

No way! It's a boy. Look at his boobies.

No, B.O.B.! Move the dividers!

No, B.O.B.! That's my mother! You're suffocating her!

No, he didn't. We just told you that so you wouldn't get upset.

No, I didn't. I can honestly say it never, ever, ever, ever,

No, no, no, no. That guy next to you. The one I'm pointing at!

No, no, no, wait! You didn't say anything about it being huge!

No, no, no! Get away from me!

No, no, no. We mean your monster name.

No, this can't be happening.

No!

No! Don't say that. I'm not leaving you guys.

No! My ankle!

No! That's me, B.O.B.

No. No, Susan, you're, like, really glowing. You're green!

Nope! Fresno!

Not for long. Come on, you guys. Let's take this thing down!

Not one of those half person, half machine,

Not only do I have an idea, but I have a plan!

Nothing can stand in my way now.

Nothing happened. Maybe my count was...

Now we're all going to die!

Now you're going to feel a slight pinch in the brain.

Now you're nothing.

Now, conventional weapons have no effect on this thing,

Now, get out of here. It's bad luck to see me in my dress.

Now, I also called the Modesto PD and told them not to shoot at you.

Now, I want you to know that, even though I'm about to give you away...

Now, look. About Paris...

Now, open the doors and let my friends go.

Now, we call this thing B.O.B.

Nuclear radiation turned him from a small grub

O... M... G.

Of course. I just...

Of course. It wasn't your fault you got hit by a meteor and ruined everything.

Oh, and one other thing.

Oh, boy.

Oh, Derek! I missed you so much,

Oh, great.

Oh, I don't feel good.

Oh, I'm not going to short change myself ever again!

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness. Is that better?

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! No, no, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, please, God, tell me this isn't real.

Oh, poor Link.

Oh, space balls!

Oh, Susan. Ever since you were a baby, I knew that someday...

Oh, Susan. Every bride feels that way on her wedding day.

Oh, thank goodness. A real person. You are a real person, right?

Oh, yeah, you're right. My bad.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you think because you're all big and strong

OK, boys, set the terror level

OK, it's a lot weird, but we'll figure it out.

OK, OK. I got this.

OK, remember, these people aren't used to seeing...

OK! Does anybody have a 20 on Insectosaurus?

OK! It's going to be OK! Look, I'm gonna get you out of there!

OK.

OK.

OK. OK.

OK. Stay where you are.

OK. Susan, you can do this.

Okey dokey.

Old Link's got this under control.

Once again, a UFO has landed in America,

One cell at a time!

One of the best I've been to since I got out of prison.

One thumb is shorter than the other. Runs in the family.

Or late!

Or maybe you'll have to catch up with me.

Or what?

Or you can call me "B.O.B.", whichever's easier.

Over the last 50 years, I have captured monsters on the rampage,

Perimeter stable. Got a bead on Papa Bear. All clear.

Please tell me he's slowing down!

Please tell me I had a nervous breakdown at the wedding, and now I'm

Please, just leave me alone!

Please, madam!

Please! Somebody! I don't belong here!

Pull, pull!

Purple, pink, mauve, gold, brown, mocha, avocado, adobe gold!

Quantonium cannot be retrieved via robot.

Quantonium has been located on a distant planet in the Omega Quadrant.

Quantonium has been successfully diverted to the bridge.

Qué pasa, girlfriend?

Ranch flavored dessert topping at a snack food plant.

Really?

Really? You guys want to meet Derek?

Red, green, blue, yellow, orange, baby blue,

Relax.

Rescind Dr. Cockroach's toy box privileges immediately.

Retrieval has failed.

Right, right.

Right. Monsters.

Robot bay has been destroyed.

Romantic.

Security protocol breached.

Seems a snail fell into a French nuclear reactor.

Send a robot probe!

Send another probe at once!

Set her down now. Here we go!

Seventy five degrees.

She has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside her,

She's useless to us now.

Ship has been set to self destruct.

Ship will self destruct in T minus five minutes.

Ship will self destruct in T minus four minutes.

Silence, B.O.B.! She'll hear us!

Silence! Your voice is grating on my ear nubs.

Sir, these monsters are our best and only chance to defeat that robot.

So do you. I mean, handsome.

So I went on the road with a giant...

So just be, you know, cool. Just be... you know...

So let me get this straight, Monger.

So Link's a little rusty... I mean, sleep deprived.

So secret that the mere mention of its name is a federal offense.

So somebody think of something, and think of it fast!

So that's how you want to play it? Eat lead, alien robot!

So the government convinced the world

So, tell me, exactly, how this normal life thing works with you being giant.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Steady.

Stop it! Be careful!

Stop! Doing! That!

Stop! That was an accident!

Strange, isn't it?

Suck in, B.O.B.

Supernova, this is Red Dwarf. We actually have one!

Susan, try and look at this from my perspective.

Susan!

Susan!

Susan!

Susan!

Susan!

Susan!

Susan! Where are you?!

Susan! Where have you been?!

Susan?

Susan.

Susan.

Sweet Lord!

Take the prisoner to the incinerator.

Thank goodness. It's the police.

Thank you very much. Hail Gallaxhar.

Thank you, but it wasn't just me, Mom.

Thank you, Mr. President. What a great way to celebrate my 90th birthday.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks, Doc. You're a lifesaver.

Thanks, General.

Thanks, Mom.

Thanks, you guys. That is so sweet,

That button launches our nuclear missiles!

That I had absolutely nothing to do with?

That is repulsive!

That lower life form thinks she can steal my Quantonium?!

That should stop your puny...

That two timing jerk!

That would be the other one, sir.

That would give humans the cockroach's ability to survive.

That you're gonna send me running and hiding?!

That'd be great to know. That would be a very convenient truth.

That's a sign of respect.

That's exactly the kind of down home country humor

That's hilarious, Jim.

That's it! Follow me.

That's no longer the case.

That's not true! The Invisible Man did.

That's OK, Doc. We'll try again tomorrow.

That's right, B.O.B.

That's still Susan, B.O.B.

That's the idea, Lieutenant. Hold your course.

That's what happens when you set a ship to self destruct!

That's what this is all about?

That's why I always wear a parachute, Lieutenant.

That's...

The government has changed your name to Ginormica.

The most brilliant man in the world.

The most powerful substance in the universe.

The odds are against us. We need a Hail Mary pass. We need raw power! We need...

The Omega Quadrant? Lame.

The only country UFO's ever seem to land in.

The planet locally known as Earth.

The resulting goop gained consciousness,

The trajectory of the Quantonium meteor

Then we understand each other.

There are innocent people down there who didn't do anything!

There they are!

There was only Derek. Why did I have to get hit by a meteor to see that?

There were innocent people on my home planet before it was destroyed.

There will be zero contact with the outside world.

There's been a slight change of plans.

There's too many of them. It's impossible.

These are my new friends.

These disguises are the bomb!

They called me crazy, but I'll show them. I'll show them all!

They offered me network.

They think they've stopped me?!

They've stopped nothing.

Things were going well, until she wanted to...

Think of it as a hotel you never leave because it's locked from the outside!

Thinking about you was the only thing that kept me sane.

Thinking that we'd someday be together again!

This handsome fellow is Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D.,

This is all about peaceful communication.

This is Derek Dietl, signing off for the very last time.

This is impossible!

This is not going to work.

This is San Francisco! This isn't far from my home!

This is Susan Murphy, saying,

This is the worst date ever.

This place is an X file,

This won't be but a moment.

Three weeks ago, if you had asked me to defeat a giant alien robot,

Throw the switch, Doctor, but don't do the laugh.

Thumbs! Thumbs!

Time to wave the white flag and head for the bunker.

To the extraction chamber!

Total annihilation in T minus 30 seconds.

Total annihilation in T minus one minute.

Total annihilation in T minus six minutes.

Try not to damage it too much.

Try to keep you all calm like.

Turn it off.

Turns out you don't need one. Totally overrated!

UFOs don't exist and we're never gonna see...

Uh uh! You're growing!

Unfortunately, there was a side effect.

Until today.

Very good, Warren. All right.

Wait, wait, wait! But, but...!

Wait, wait! You were dating Derek too?!

Wait, wait. Everybody, it's OK!

Wait!

Wait! Don't leave me alone!

Wait! No! Don't leave!

Wait. Did you find a jar you couldn't open? Were pickles in it?

Warning: Intruder.

Watch out!

Watch those cables! She's coming down!

Way to cut up a rug, Insecto!

Way to go, Insecto!

We are evacuating the city!

We could all do with a Derek. Perhaps, someday, we could make his acquaintance!

We had the prison psychologist redecorate your cell.

We need our top scientific minds on this. Get India on the phone!

We need to find the main power core.

We need to have a talk.

We now take you, live, to a transmission from the alien spacecraft.

We're getting pummeled here! Call in air support! Call in air support!

We're gonna get up there, find Susan, and we're gonna take that alien down!

We're in.

We're not going to Paris.

We're not gonna make it!

Weather, sports and heart warming fluff pieces.

Wedding starts in 30 minutes!

Welcome! We are here to destroy you!

Well, at least the garbage was free. You know? I mean...

Well, Fresno is just a stepping stone. Next stop, Milwaukee.

Well, I haven't been sleeping well.

Well, I'd like to see you try.

Well, I've always wanted to go to Paris. Now who's with me?

Well, what are you waiting for? You and you!

Well, which button gets me a latte?

What a miserable looking mud ball.

What about the life we always talked about? Don't you still want that?

What are they running away from?

What are you guys doing here? It's 5:00 in the morning.

What do I do with all your little friends?

What do you say, Butterfly... osaurus?

What happened to the "there isn't a jar in the world I can't open" stuff?

What is it, General?

What is that, Henshaw?

What the Flagnard?!

What the...? Hey!

What? No, that was a great party,

What?!

What?!

What's going on?

What's going on?!

What's happening to me?

Whatever mad scientist made you,

When the world came to an end,

When you had the Quantonium.

When you possessed the Quantonium!

Where could she be?

Where? Tahiti?!

Where's Derek?

While I'm hooked up to this machine.

While you try to undo this thing that happened to you?

Who are you people? What are you doing?

Who are you signaling? We're right here.

Who dares to wake me?

Who wants to freeze my head?

Who wants to go for a swim with the Link?

Who's a handsome bug, huh? You like it when I rub your tummy?

Why are you tired? You didn't do anything.

Why did I even let you talk me into this?! Maybe we should get out of here.

Why did I ever think life with Derek would be so great, anyway?

Why'd I mention prison?

Will someone get her out of here?!

Will you stop...?! Careful!

With your monsters versus aliens idea... thingy.

Wow, look at you. I know what you're thinking.

Wow, you look beautiful.

Wow! What a shindig!

Wow! Would you look at the size of that...

Wow! You really are big!

Wow.