Flushed Away Edit

A catalogue of thieves, double crossers and do gooders.

A favour?! That ruby was from Queen Elizabeth's crown!

A genuine star cut ruby.

A Jacuzzi?

A jewellery box crammed with rubies and diamonds. Real ones.

A madwoman's attacking me with crayons!

A master cable of unique design and purpose.

A mastermind, a super criminal.

A new stove might be nice.

A rare attack here by Germany, but it comes to very little.

A sewer rat!

A true crown jewel!

A way out! Yes!

Actually, the name's Roddy.

After a hard day navigating sewer pipes,

After them!

Ah, Rita.

Ah, this is the life.

Ahoy there?

All Mr Lonely has got is a couple of dolls

All right

All right, all right! It's time to bring out...

All right, all right. Quiet as a mouse.

All right, chaps.

All right, here we go.

All right, Roddy, old man, you can get yourself out of here, and you will.

All right, Sid, you're in for a big surprise.

All right. Check the tin.

All right. You've got yourself a deal.

All you have to do is get me home to Kensington...

Am I forgiven?

And a little wheel to run around in his cage.

And certain doom!

And claim the reward.

And everyone Up Top goes to the toilet, it'll flush away the city.

And gently down.

And he shall be our savior from the Great Flood!

And highlight of my collection...

And I've brought you a new friend!

And if I leave you, will you be good to Tabitha, the little girl?

And maybe this could be the Jammy Dodger Mark Two.

And no one listens to him.

And remember, the name of the boat's the Jammy Dodger.

And the best part?

And the lady wears big undies

And the referee again has to bring play to a halt.

And what a game it is!

And who is this? Is your new boyfriend a waiter?

And why? Because he's an international jewel thief!

And, lo, a chosen one shall come down from above,

And, well, here I am.

Any last requests?

Approaching enemy lines.

Are you happy now, Spike?

Are you sure about this, Spike? These things are supposed to be dangerous.

Are you sure we should be stopping with goons after us?

Are you there, boss? We're back.

At last! It's mine!

Aye, aye, captain.

Back?

Back? Back? How will you do that then, Roddy?

Balloons!

Be happy

Be seeing you.

Because he's from... Up Top.

Beware.

Beware.

Big deal.

Big wheel keep on turnin'

Big wheel keep on turnin'

Bingo!

Blimey, it's cold.

Bon voyage, me old cream cracker!

Bonjour!

Bonjour.

Bonjour.

Boo hoo hoo. It is so dark,

Boy, you got a face like a frying pan!

Brothers?

Buckle up, everyone.

But before breakfast is served...

But come! Let us restore the heart

But don't worry, little men.

But I think I might be able to cheer you up.

But I think we're gonna get along, don't you?

But I'm a thinker. I've got a plan.

But nothing when compared to the master cable.

But she left me stuck Stranded on a duck

But this bizarre obsession with the rats, it is not good for you.

But we're gonna get there really fast!

But we're very close, aren't we, Rupert?

Can I call you a cab?

Can settle down to a decent breakfast.

Can we just talk about this?

Can you get me back on the boat?

Can you see all right, Fergus?

Cancel that order.

Careful, mate. Those aren't chocolate buttons.

Careful, miss. You'll injure yourself.

Careful, Whitey. That's a banana skin.

Catch.

Cheer your old dad up.

Classy!

Come and get me, you big, slimy airbag!

Come get me, enemy of freedom! I'm armed and ready.

Come here, bro! Rupert's missing his Rodsy Wodsy.

Come on, England! This is fantastic!

Come on, Jammy, me old mate, don't do this to me!

Come on, then. Spit it out!

Come with me.

Come, let me show you my private collection.

Congratulations, by the way!

Cool.

Dad, Dad! He's gonna pay us.

Dad!

Daddy will get rid of them all! He will.

Danger is my middle name.

Did you find it?

Did you find it?

Did you imagine that I'd let you steal it from me?

Didn't you say I'd find it amusing?

Dispose of them.

Do I have to do everything myself?!

Do I hear an actual compliment coming?

Do something!

Do something!

Do you like seafood?

Do you think the boss will be annoyed with us?

Do you think we can talk about this after you rescue me?

Don't break! There are things I want to do, sights I want to see!

Don't let the bedbugs bite.

Don't worry

Don't worry, be happy now

Don't worry. I'll get it back for you.

Don't you dare!

Easy, tiger.

Eavesdropping on people's conversations.

En garde!

En garde! Droit! Parry! Thrust!

End of the line, Millicent.

England is winning. Anything's possible.

England leads Germany by three goals to one.

Enjoy your last moments, you egregious vermin.

Enough dancing!

Enough games. To the ratmobiles!

Excuse me. Actually,

Extra! Extra!

Extra! Pied Piper lures thousands to their death!

F f f freeze!

Fairly major burn to the hand. Smell of burning flesh.

Fans for the fans!

Fashionably late, my annoying English cousin. I know no other way.

Faster, you idiots! They're escaping!

Feed the flies! Tuppence a bag!

Feeling a little tongue tied?

Fetch us some Pop Tarts from the kitchen, Jeeves. Be snappy about it.

Finally, somebody gets it.

Fine. All right, all right, listen up.

Flushed down his own potty

Fly at twelve o'clock!

Focused. Cable centric, boss.

Fools! Grab them!

For I shall repopulate the city...

For my own

For the last time, we don't need the money!

Fore!

Forget the ruby! It's the master cable that I want.

Forgive me, my warty English cousin,

Former enemies, one and all.

Forty five, 47, 49...

Fried. No, wait!

Game point. Service!

Game point. Service!

Geronimo!

Geronimo!

Get off me, you lab reject!

Get that cable, lads!

Getting close to Kensington.

Girl who's half so cruel I offered her a jewel

Give it a rest, cousin. And get your kids a puppy.

Give up your weapons of mass destruction.

Give us a hug, girl!

Go for it.

Go get them, lads!

Go on.

Go, go, purple custard!

Goal!

Good girl.

Good grief, that's high. Quite high. Rather high. So very, very high.

Good grief!

Good grief!

Good night, Roddy.

Good night, Roddy.

Good night!

Good night! Good night!

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good on you, girl!

Good one, Persuader.

Goodbye, Jammy, me old mate.

Goodbye, rat!

Goodbye, vermin.

Gotcha!

Great! Are we watching the game together?

Great! So I hand Roddy over to The Toad

Ha! You missed.

Half... time.

Half... time.

Halftime. He's waiting till halftime!

Han Chin Chinese takeout.

Hand what over?

Hang on tight!

Hanging out at the movies, playing golf, going skiing.

Have another go if you think you're fast enough!

Have another.

Have you got a TV?

Have you seen my dad?

Having a good time, darling?

He broke every bone in his body trying to get that ruby.

He moved! Did you get it?

He shoots! He scores! Back of the net! Group hug.

He's a bad one anyway, so that's all right, isn't it?

He's a madman! Run away!

He's cuckoo, but family.

He's like Robin Hood in reverse.

He's not my boyfriend.

Heaven help me!

Hello, Dad.

Hello, handsome.

Hello, hello, hello? Anybody home?

Hello, Rita.

Hello, Rita.

Hello, Sid.

Hello, Tom! Give us a squeeze!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Help me!

Help?

Henchfrogs!

Here goes.

Here you go, Annie. You, Shamus.

Here you go.

Here, have a cheese puff.

Here's a little song I wrote

Hey, guys.

Hey, what are you all standing around for? I got a big day planned!

Hey, you get your filthy paws off my stuff!

Hey! That took me 3 years to draw!

Hey! That's Miss Captain Skipper Thingy to you.

High five!

His real name is Millicent Bystander, an international jewel thief.

Hit men don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrassing me.

Hold on, Roddy!

Hold on.

Hooray for Millicent Bystander!

Hop it. Hop it!

How could you think I'd sell you out? When I make a deal, I make a deal.

How did it ever find me, here in the underbelly of the world?

How do I know this ain't just a load of old rubbish?

How mean can one rat be?

How?

Huge undies.

Huzzah! A man of quality!

I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.

I can do whatever I want whenever I want to.

I can't. I'm frightened.

I could drive for a bit if you like.

I don't even know her! I don't know anything!

I don't have it anymore. It was a fake anyway.

I don't have your stupid ruby.

I don't know what to say.

I don't know. One minute I'm in the pub. Next thing you know, whoosh!

I don't like your attitude. I've got my eye on you, sunshine.

I don't suppose you'd have time to give me a quick tour?

I don't want to miss any of the game.

I find everyone's pain funny but my own.

I have a plunger. We can shoot you right back.

I have nobody

I have triumphed!

I haven't got your ruby!

I hope you know what you're doing!

I just finished it this morning!

I just know we've forgotten something.

I kept me legs straight, Spike.

I know we got off on the wrong foot before,

I know where it is!

I know you'll find it diverting.

I know, I know. You were flushed away down the loo, right?

I know. And my family are all down there.

I like a woman with a little fire.

I live in Kensington. Up there. The surface.

I love a happy ending.

I love you, Tom!

I mean it. Back at my place, we've got

I mean, anyone can get out and sail. Look at me!

I must be out of my mind.

I overheard everything.

I rather got the brains and... Well, actually, I got the looks too,

I said quiet! There's rats after me who'd like to kill me.

I said you'd find it diverting, not amusing!

I saw an opportunity and I seized it.

I say, you can't really intend to just strand me like this.

I should have admitted it, but I was afraid you wouldn't like me anymore.

I should have known.

I suppose maybe I misjudged you a bit. I mean, you're not...

I think we should do it the easy way, don't you, Spike?

I thought it was Leslie.

I used to work in a laboratory Up Top.

I want it back.

I want to go home! Pull yourself together!

I was actually just watching you with your family...

I was cruelly plunged into a whirlpool of despair.

I was dark grey when we started.

I was not sneaking around.

I was thrown out of my own home, flushed down my own toilet.

I would not do that if I was you, pal.

I'd better get these dishes started.

I'd love to meet your family.

I'd say that's a little more than OK, wouldn't you?

I'll be as good as gold to her, Roddy. And I will be the best pet ever!

I'll be off then.

I'll make you pay for this!

I'll say goodbye, then...

I'll take some of that.

I'm an innocent bystander!

I'm coming, Mr Jones! I'm coming!

I'm coming, Spike!

I'm French.

I'm gonna open my eyes and be home. This is all a bad dream.

I'm home.

I'm in a boy band.

I'm Mr Lonely

I'm not home! I wanna go home!

I'm on a duck, begging!

I'm serious.

I'm sorry, but if you have everything you need, then...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I've been such a fool. You were right about me and everything.

I'm terribly sorry.

I'm terribly sorry. Three years?

I'm the captain, and I say go left.

I'm the one that found your ruby.

I'm the same. I got a bum like the Japanese flag.

I'm upset now.

I'm...

I'm... in... the sewer!

I've gone soft!

I've got a plan.

I've got it, boss.

I've got Rita, boss! I've got Rita!

I've had a bad day and need your help.

I've had a tip off. They're heading west to Kensington.

Ice cold Rita

Ice cold Rita

Ice him! Ice them both!

If I find one thing out of place...

If I'm going, you're both coming with me!

If she can do it...

If you're trying to teach me a lesson, consider it taught!

Impossible!

In exchange for my assistance, I was hoping you might...

In the pocket, in the pocket!

In this dark, low place.

In this joyless, sunless void!

Indeed.

Inverness Gardens, Vicarage Gate, Kensington High Street.

Is that a house?

Is that guy wearing my underpants?

It fell down the drain of Buckingham Palace!

It was going to be the answer to all our prayers.

It's a burst water main! Off I go, shooting up the pipes.

It's a fake.

It's a real city!

It's all right for you. You've got little hands.

It's all right, boss! We've got another one!

It's as if she were here.

It's impossible.

It's in here somewhere. I can feel it in me guts!

It's just beautiful!

It's just so great!

It's lovely. Thanks, Mum.

It's obvious I should never have sent rodents to do an amphibian's job.

It's OK, Roddy.

It's OK. It's me, Liam.

It's Roddy. Remember me?

It's so good of you to return the cable.

It's so hard to get good help these days, my boys.

It's the match of the century! The FIFA World Cup Final!

Just get the cable!

Just get the cable!

Just give me a job. Anything... engineer, navigator.

Just go away, please.

Just go, Roddy!

Just start, you worthless old pile of rubbish! You useless, unreliable...

Just take it.

Just thought I'd drop in.

Just trust me!

Just two minutes left till halftime! Incredible!

Keep an eye on this one. He's a bit of a loony.

Keep clear! I'm coming, Mr Jones, I'm coming! Marry me, Mr Jones!

Keep still!

Keep your legs straight when you hit the water!

Keep your legs straight!

Keep your legs straight!

Kensington? The Royal Borough?

Kitchen. Now.

Larva, larva, larva...

Le Frog!

Le Frog! No! Get that cable!

Le Frog?

Le Frog.

Left a good job in the city

Let go, you sticky little...

Let me go, you pink eyed freak!

Let me go!

Let me lay this out for you. This place is mine now.

Let there be light!

Let's finish this.

Let's get the bubbles going. I've got a big job to do down there.

Let's go, people! Chop chop!

Let's see if there's anything good in the fridge.

Liquid nitrogen! That will freeze us instantly!

Listen, you! If you're still there when I get back...

Live this Sunday. Be there.

Lonely

Look at her bottom. Is it me, or is it oddly shaped?

Look at his little face. You ever seen anything so pathetic?

Look at this place, Rita. Look at my home. It's a palace!

Look at those moves!

Look on the bright side. I saved your neck.

Look out!

Look out!

Look, I really want to help out around here.

Look, I want all of you to know he's...

Look, look, look. You can tell. Watch this.

Look! It's Roddy and Rita!

Looks like he crossed The Toad and got away with it.

Love, love, love, love

Lucky? Stuck with you?

Make him move, honey.

Makes me laugh every time, that one.

Maybe I can make it up to you.

Maybe I should just...

Maybe the Queen wears fake jewellery.

Me and my dad worked these drains for years.

Millicent!

Millicent! Millicent! Millicent!

Mimi, get your finger out of your nose. Fergus.

Mom, there's a peeping Tom outside!

Mon Dieu!

More! More!

Mother, it's not Tom Jones.

Move... over.

Muse.

Music, maestro!

Must have missed that part.

My belt, I think.

My memoirs.

My shrine to beauty.

My smalls!

Nasty.

Never did I meet a

Never forget,

Nibble for your life!

No one to cuddle with!

No one to shocky.

No one's ever got past the rapids at Hyde Park.

No wonder you want to get home.

No wonton! You want rice? Fried or white?

No, don't... touch anything.

No, giant wave!

No, it's blooming not. It's real!

No, no, no, look, it's just glass.

No, no, no, please! I just want to get home to Kensington!

No, not that one, you idiots! The kung fu thing!

No! Duh. You're supposed to eat them.

No! It's a big Jacuzzi! Deluxe model!

No! Not the lever! Have mercy! No, I can't swim!

No! Not the master cable!

No! Not the master cable!

No. I was just afraid you'd sing another verse.

No. Leave that.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Not too bad, considering I only had an apple, six raisins and a box of rice.

Now head for the rope!

Now it turns out it was a stupid fake.

Now then, Rita, hand it over.

Now you hop in, and I'll press this lever to get the bubbles going.

Now, let me see the latest addition to my cubist collection.

Now, listen. Rita and her new accomplice have stolen something irreplaceable.

Now, then, where's the ruby, Rita?

Now, you like it here, don't you?

Obviously, there's not a huge family resemblance.

Of all the pets in Buckingham Palace,

Of course I do. Brothers, sisters, cousins. We're quite a clan.

Of course.

Of course. That's The Toad's plan! That's why he needs the cable!

Of course. There's no time. When that whistle blows

Of the ancient Greek muse, the goddess of inspiration.

Oh, a nasty fall there for Ray Bowers.

Oh, bother.

Oh, come on!

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh, mon Dieu!

Oh, no, I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't...

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, of course. I'm such an idiot. The Dodger.

Oh, please. Not the scrapbook again!

Oh, really?

Oh, the ruby.

Oh, this is rich.

Oh, yeah? Well, come and get us then, you warty windbag.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes, Roddy. I like it here very much.

Oh, you'll see, come the World Cup Final this afternoon.

Oh, you'll see, come the World Cup Final this afternoon.

Oh, you're such a gentleman!

Oh. Hi, boss.

Oi! I thought we had a deal!

OK, are we going to do it the easy way...

OK, chief. Forget the ruby. Ruby's gone.

OK, maybe you are.

OK, men, to action!

OK, OK, cousin, take a breath. Leave it to me.

OK, OK. We can fix it.

OK?

OK.

OK.

OK. I suppose I can put it behind me.

OK. Well, now I've got your ruby.

On a duck! Up the creek without a...

On with the tour, shall we?

Once it is returned, my plan will be complete.

Once The Toad knows it's worthless, he'll stop chasing you.

Only ten minutes left until halftime.

Oops. Sorry.

Or you can talk later. Ain't that right, Persuader?

Or you'll never make it to halftime.

Over there!

Over there!

Pardon me. My fly's undone.

Perfect.

Perhaps you forget that it was a rat who cast me from paradise!

Perhaps you'd repay the favour and help me get home.

Permission to come aboard?

Pick on someone your own size!

Please be careful.

Please don't flush me, Roddy! I can't survive down there!

Please work. Please work. Please work!

Please, permit me.

Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats

Poor, poor Roddy

Precisely. What? No, no!

Prepare to meet your maker, your ice maker.

Proud Mary keep on burnin'

Proud Mary keep on burnin'

Psst! Rita!

Put that back!

Quick, in the kitchen.

Quite an adventure, though, wasn't it?

Quite lifelike, wouldn't you say?

Read all about it!

Real or not, that ruby was going to change my life!

Really?

Return what you have stolen from me.

Rice?

Right away, sir!

Right, my friend. You don't belong here. I'm afraid it's time for you to leave.

Right, now. Let me see...

Right! Rip it up, lads!

Right.

Right. I probably shouldn't have done that.

Right. In we go!

Right. Put your hands together.

Rita, can't you find it in your heart

Rita, do something quick! Anything!

Rita, I am so sorry.

Rita, I wasn't eavesdropping, I swear to you.

Rita, look...

Rita, Rita, Rita!

Rita, where are you taking this handsome young man?

Rita, you can't just leave me here on a...

Rita!

Rita!

Rita!

Rita!

Rita!

Rita!

Rita!

Rita!

Rita!

Rita!

Rita!

Rita! Can we go a little faster, please?

Rita! Rita!

Rita?

Rita?

Rita? We're going over!

Rita...

Rita's back!

Rita's in terrible danger. Everyone's in terrible danger!

Roddy St. James saves the day.

Roddy, I'm home!

Roddy, look out!

Roddy, where are you?

Roddy!

Roddy!

Roddy!

Roddy! The rapids!

Roddy.

Rollin'

Rollin' on the river

Rollin' on the river

Rollin' on the river

Rollin', rollin'

Rupert, this is Rita. She's been

Rupert?

Sarge, wake up!

Scrabble!

See food! Get it?

See ya!

See you tomorrow.

See you!

See, Whitey, this is how I do it.

See? See? Moving on. We are now your cable guys.

Shady customer. The captain of the Jammy Dodger.

Sharing that sweet and magical bond between boy and toad.

She's around here somewhere!

Shush! Stop it. Roddy!

Shut that door.

Sid says, "Jump," you say, "How high?" Comprende?

Sid, I want you to flush me. I'm going back.

Sid's Tattoo and Hot Dog Parlour.

Sing us a song, Tom!

Smashing.

Smooth to the touch.

So cold, so terrible!

So did I!

So how long have you been Rita's boyfriend?

So I'm the double crosser? Oh, yes, that's rich!

So long, Rodnick Saint Something of Someplace or other.

So long, Sid.

So looking forward to meeting my brother.

So much to see, so little time to see it in. Shall we?

So our deal's still on?

So you thought you could make a fool of The Toad, eh?

So you're from Up Top?

So your name is "Roddy," is that right?

So... you...

Sorry about that.

Sorry, sorry.

Sorry!

Sorry!

Sorry?

Sorry.

Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude, Mr Captain, Skipper, Thingy.

Sorry. Sorry.

Soup's on!

Speak for yourself. They like me very much up there.

Stay down. And keep quiet.

Still, it cleared up me dandruff.

Stop it, stop it, stop it!

Stop moving!

Stop squirming!

Stop that.

Stop them!

Sure it is.

Swimmingly.

Ta da! As promised, the Kensington jewels.

Take your flippers off me!

Talkin' about that old lady

Target at twelve o'clock!

Technically, Spike, it was Millicent that found it.

Tell me about your life Up Top. Friends, family.

Tell me about yourself, Roddy.

Tell Mom I... love... her.

Terribly lonely for him, though. He had no one to talk to.

Thank goodness you're safe.

Thank heavens! A policeman! This wacko has been chasing after me!

Thank you, too much information. I have my own problems.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you... for the lift.

Thanks for bringing me this far.

Thanks, mate! The boss is gonna be so happy with us.

Thanks.

That double crossing little schemer. I don't need her.

That explains why it all ran to one side when I put the salt in.

That isn't rice That's maggots you're eating

That looks so inviting.

That rat!

That really hurt.

That ruby means a lot to me. It's priceless!

That wasn't on the list.

That would be... my brother!

That'll be last night's curry.

That's it.

That's it. Now go right.

That's just my passenger.

That's more like it.

That's my master bedroom.

That's my... home security system.

That's nice.

That's no life, is it?

That's right. Come on out, my lovelies.

That's Roddy St. James of Kensington

That's why I need your maps, Dad.

That's why I wore me mittens.

The bathroom. I'm waiting till halftime.

The blood of the courageous James clan flows through your veins.

The booty's in the booty.

The boss wants it back.

The cab...

The cable! The one you're now wearing as a belt.

The crew of the Jammy Dodger survives!

The English little girly, she's so aggressive.

The gate. Back this way! Come on!

The grand opening.

The Great Flood!

The holiday starts now, everyone!

The humans don't like our sort.

The master what?

The need to hurl won't be denied

The one that grubby creature Rita took.

The Persuader's alive, Spike!

The prize returns to me!

The prize returns to me.

The ruby was a pretty thing.

The ruby. I found it.

The Toad will pay a fortune for him.

The World Cup Final?

The World Cup has become the most popular sporting event in the world.

Then the place is all yours.

Then we're all sitting pretty for the rest of our lives. Is that it?

Then why the lock and bars?

Then you won't mind if I get the bubbles going.

There goes the whistle for halftime! We'll be back in a few minutes.

There they are!

There, you see? You can't break a real ruby.

There. Was that so hard?

There's a paper clip in my back pocket. See if you can get it.

There's no room for passengers on this boat.

There's nothing better than relaxing in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath.

There's one person 'round here might be able to help you. Might.

These Brits don't know the first thing about football.

They do not, repeat, not, have food like this in the sewer.

They might be small, but they're lethal weapons.

They'll all be deady weady.

Think. Think.

This bloke isn't who he says he is.

This dance of deception must end.

This gentleman, he's not from around here.

This is an emergency! Get out of the way! Emergency!

This is gonna be tricky.

This is quite tasty.

This is such an overreaction!

This is too sweet!

This place is great! I'm staying here forever!

Those floodgates won't hold forever, you know! We're doomed!

Those floodgates won't hold forever!

Three years?

Tie down anything loose. It'll be a bumpy ride.

To find a rat, you got to think like a rat.

To help him?

To wash away, once and for all, the curse, the scourge of...

Tom Jones!

Tom?! Ohh, it's Tom Jones!

Toodle oo.

Top floor, lingerie, housewares

Try and go left.

Try opening your eyes!

Turn it off, Whitey!

Turn.

Uh oh.

Unbreakable.

Untrustworthy, double crossing, two faced, conniving little toe rag!

Up Top?

Up Top? Oh, no. No, no, no.

Used to be some old lady's pet.

Victoria's bust, wrought in porcelain.

Volume one details the dire and tragic story of my youth.

Wait for it, wait for it... Now!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait! That will never hold both of us.

Wait!

Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

Waiting here. Excellent idea.

Wake up. I think there's someone in the house.

Wakey wakey!

Was it in there?

Wasn't your fault, Rod.

Watch and learn, my son. Watch and...

Watch out for the piranha.

We aren't gonna get far without a map, are we?

We better get some rest if we're gonna get you home tomorrow.

We can't let her get away!

We did it! We did it!

We did it.

We didn't do it.

We don't have to!

We have a mission. Let nothing stand in our way.

We have a plan?

We leave immediately.

We leave... in five hours.

We Malones never go back on our word.

We need to get down and pull out that cable.

We surrender!

We were inseparable until...

We were thinking of a spring wedding, right, cream puff?

We win, we win! You lose! In your face!

We win! We win, team! We win!

We would frolic day after sunny day in royal abandon,

We'll be back in a few days, so here's enough food for you. Here's more.

We'll get your cable, kill the rodents, then me and my team

We're doomed!

We're OK, we're OK, we're OK, we're OK.

We're over Kensington!

We've got to warn everyone.

Well done, Le Frog! I salute you, sir.

Well done, Roddy!

Well, how time flies when you're having fun! Still...

Well, I guess tomorrow we'll both get what we want.

Well, I suppose you'll just have to trust me.

Well, I'll be the one laughing

Well, I'll contain my amazement.

Well, I've had softer landings.

Well, there's not much to tell.

Well, we got most of it, boss.

Well, what do you think?

Well, your ruby certainly is a biggie.

Well...

What a beautiful name.

What a game! I can't believe it!

What a loser!

What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy Me

What about dinner?

What about the game?

What an amazing game this is turning out to be!

What are you doing on my boat?

What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right!

What are you, some kind of rat boomerang? Give me back my ruby!

What did you say?

What do I need a family for? What do I need friends for?

What do you want it for anyway?

What do you want it for anyway?

What was that all about? Come here, you poor little thing.

What was that?

What were you doing, then, Roddy?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?! That jewel belongs to my father, and you know it!

What's that urge from deep inside?

Whatever's going on, I'm not involved.

When every last revolting rat is flushed away!

When everyone goes to the toilet, the city will be flushed away!

When I said "amusing" I really meant it in the sense

When the cat's away...

Where are they hiding?

Where are those idiots?

Where is he?

Where is she? Rita!

Where's your helmets? Which one's the quarterback? Pick up the ball!

Where's your house then?

While the poor boy's head was turned,

Whitey! They're biting my bottom! Help!

Who have we got here?

Who invited you onboard?

Who... What... How did you get here?

Who's that?

Who's there?

Whoa! Whitey!

Why are you stopping? Don't we have a plan?

Why is he always late?

Why? Who are we hiding from?

Will you make an honest woman of my daughter?

Will you please tell them I'm not involved in this?

Without it, my plan is ruined!

Won't you be sweeter to me?

Word of advice, mate. Take it easy with the drink, seriously,

Workin' for the man every night and day

Works of high art crafted in tribute to our beloved Royal Family.

Would that be port or starboard, Spike?

Would you look at the size of that monster?!

Wouldn't you know it? All out, every one of them.

Yeah, and everything else has been a piece of cake.

Yeah, in a much higher voice!

Yeah, only a terrifying 900 foot drop between you and a nice comfortable bed.

Yeah, well. Good night then, Roddy.

Yeah. Big shampoo job.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm the posh one.

Yep.

Yes, and it's very dangerous. So...

Yes, sir. Right away, sir.

Yes, thanks, Mum.

Yes, that's right. Roddy St. James.

Yes, we can. Obviously...

Yes, you and your family were gonna sell me to The Toad!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes.

Yes. Could you fly quite suddenly off the boat, screaming like a girl?

Yes. I'd love to see more of your collection. It's very amusing, but I...

Yes. The water looks perfect!

Yes. Up Top.

You are becoming what we French call le fruitcake.

You big, fat, slimy airbag!

You can't all have puppies! Please! Daddy's working!

You can't just leave me here!

You cheeky little monkey. I won't have no son of mine acting the rat.

You could have wiped your feet.

You darn foreigners!

You dipstick! That was my stupid little brother's plan.

You do have a family, don't you?

You don't need us for that.

You find my pain funny?

You fools! Grab them!

You got lady's hands.

You got your mother's hands.

You idiot!

You incompetent cheese eaters!

You know all about me, warts and all. I don't even know what you do.

You know...

You let them escape?

You little snitch.

You look pretty ridiculous now, Millicent.

You may now kiss the bride.

You might help me out of the pickle I'm in.

You might want to sing it note for note

You need to be back in time for the World Cup Final.

You plonker!

You rats, this is not over yet!

You rodents!

You stupid English, with your Yorkshire puddings and chips and fish,

You think I don't know a toilet when I see one?

You think it will be enough? I mean, to take care of your family?

You think you can back away from the truth!

You think you're so clever, don't you?

You thought you could defeat Le Frog? Un...

You thought you could give us the slip.

You too.

You try to do somebody a favour, and they...

You want wonton or what?

You were going to flush me down the loo.

You were going to try to flush me. Let's see how you like it.

You wouldn't believe the fun we have.

You wretched vermin!

You'll be singing like a tea kettle.

You're a hero, Roddy.

You're a real gent.

You're all alone up here, aren't you?

You're getting everything you deserve. Sneaking around,

You're going to pay for that, my little chocolate croissant!

You're gonna make me throw up.

You're late, Le Frog.

You're not that heartless.

You're not the useless, whiny, stuck up, pompous, big girl's blouse I thought.

You're right. Toodle oo.

You're toast.

You're too late to do anything! You and your kind are finished!

You're trying to get Up Top, me hearty?

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

You've gone soft! I like unhappy endings, with lots of violence.

Young Prince Charles fancied me the best.

Your choice, mate. You can talk now

Your father? A good for nothing scavenger, just like his daughter!

Your hair's on fire.

Your own hand.

'Morning, Collin. How are you? Can't complain.

A puppy? We'll talk about it.

Are you kidding me? Right.

Bonjour! Bonjour!

Bonjour! Bonjour!

Boyfriend?! Waiter?!

Can I have a pony? No.

Can I have a puppy? Me too.

Can we talk about it now? No.

Car's here! It's 9.00! We'll miss our flight!

Come on, Tabitha! Bye, Roddy.

Come on! I don't think he speaks English.

Come on! They're getting away!

England. Germany. Yes! Boo!

Get stuffed. No, no, no.

Got it! Good.

Got it! They don't get as cold.

He stole the ruby from me! No, she's lying!

He stole your boat. What?

He's gonna steal your boat. He won't.

He's stealing your boat. He isn't stealing...

He's very good looking. He is not coming in.

Hi, Roddy. Who might you be, little chap?

Hold your nose! You can't do this!

How's your dad? Better, yeah. Thanks for asking.

I ain't got little hands! Yeah, you have.

I hope you're not overfeeding him. Of course not, Mum.

I'm armed and ready. At ease, soldier.

I'm not saying it isn't risky. But it's impossible, Rita.

I've met one of your lot before. Really?

If that's all he wants... Hang on.

If you can find it. I know where it is!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Is this the Glorious Amphibian Dawn? Anything for you.

It's a cage. No! It's not, actually.

It's a fantasy start for England. Rita!

It's coming! What? Where? Who?

It's real! Fake.

Jojo, no biting. That is wild good!

Just look how nicely he's dressed. Thank you.

Let's give you a police escort home. Great!

Millicent! Actually, no...

My ball. It's my ball, it's mine.

Never mind. No, no, no, say it.

Oh, hello. Rita, this is...

One chicken chow mein. With wonton? No, crayons!

Real! Fake.

Real! Fake.

Real! Fake.

Real! Fake.

Rita, try and go right! What?

Rita! Mum! Oh, Mum.

Roddy? Yes.

Shall we? Go for it.

Shocky! Yes! Got it.

Sing to my heart! She's a lady

So you're from Up Top? Yes.

Sweet! Great.

Tabitha, did you feed Roddy? Oops.

Tabitha! Here's a little more.

Talkin' about the little lady Go, Tom! Go!

Thank you. You're welcome.

Thank you. You're welcome.

That was brilliant! Oh, it was nothing.

The butler? Roddy!

They call me Shocky. Why do they call you that?

Traveller's cheques... You have the tickets?

Wave! Wave! England!

We don't want to miss our holiday. I'm coming, I'm coming!

What is that? Oh, that.

What is this place? Hold the bus!

What was that? Gotta go, Rodders.

What? Move over!

What?! Impossible! Oi! Kermit!

Where are we going? I have no idea.

Yes, but... Say no more!

You heard the captain. Get lost!

...and I'll make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

...and...

...deux...

...I really have to get going. I have a serious infestation to deal with.

...I suppose this is it.

...I think we did pretty well today.

...I was wondering, if you do build a Jammy Dodger Mark Two...

...I'm sorry. I was wrong. I think we should just put it behind us.

...it arrived.

...now!

...of Kensington.

...or the hard way?

...perhaps sir would care to take a whirl in the Jacuzzi.

...rats.

...Roddy St. James...

...Rupert! What?

...swim.

...the mice will play!

...the Persuader.

...thinking how lucky you were.

...this ruby. Fallen from the very brow of ancient kings.

...trois!

...why don't you wait here.

...with these!

...you wouldn't happen to need a first mate, would you?

'Ello, hello, hello. What's all this then?

'Morning, Harold.

"Amusing"?

"We"? Who's "we"?