Flushed Away Edit

A catalogue of thieves, double crossers and do gooders.

A favour?! That ruby was from Queen Elizabeth's crown!

A genuine star cut ruby.

A Jacuzzi?

A jewellery box crammed with rubies and diamonds. Real ones.

A madwoman's attacking me with crayons!

A master cable of unique design and purpose.

A mastermind, a super criminal.

A new stove might be nice.

A rare attack here by Germany, but it comes to very little.

A sewer rat!

A true crown jewel!

A way out! Yes!

Actually, the name's Roddy.

After a hard day navigating sewer pipes,

After them!

Ah, Rita.

Ah, this is the life.

Ahoy there?

All Mr Lonely has got is a couple of dolls

All right

All right, all right! It's time to bring out...

All right, all right. Quiet as a mouse.

All right, chaps.

All right, here we go.

All right, Roddy, old man, you can get yourself out of here, and you will.

All right, Sid, you're in for a big surprise.

All right. Check the tin.

All right. You've got yourself a deal.

All you have to do is get me home to Kensington...

Am I forgiven?

And a little wheel to run around in his cage.

And certain doom!

And claim the reward.

And everyone Up Top goes to the toilet, it'll flush away the city.

And gently down.

And he shall be our savior from the Great Flood!

And highlight of my collection...

And I've brought you a new friend!

And if I leave you, will you be good to Tabitha, the little girl?

And maybe this could be the Jammy Dodger Mark Two.

And no one listens to him.

And remember, the name of the boat's the Jammy Dodger.

And the best part?

And the lady wears big undies

And the referee again has to bring play to a halt.

And what a game it is!

And who is this? Is your new boyfriend a waiter?

And why? Because he's an international jewel thief!

And, lo, a chosen one shall come down from above,

And, well, here I am.

Any last requests?

Approaching enemy lines.

Are you happy now, Spike?

Are you sure about this, Spike? These things are supposed to be dangerous.

Are you sure we should be stopping with goons after us?

Are you there, boss? We're back.

At last! It's mine!

Aye, aye, captain.

Back?

Back? Back? How will you do that then, Roddy?

Balloons!

Be happy

Be seeing you.

Because he's from... Up Top.

Beware.

Beware.

Big deal.

Big wheel keep on turnin'

Big wheel keep on turnin'

Bingo!

Blimey, it's cold.

Bon voyage, me old cream cracker!

Bonjour!

Bonjour.

Bonjour.

Boo hoo hoo. It is so dark,

Boy, you got a face like a frying pan!

Brothers?

Buckle up, everyone.

But before breakfast is served...

But come! Let us restore the heart

But don't worry, little men.

But I think I might be able to cheer you up.

But I think we're gonna get along, don't you?

But I'm a thinker. I've got a plan.

But nothing when compared to the master cable.

But she left me stuck Stranded on a duck

But this bizarre obsession with the rats, it is not good for you.

But we're gonna get there really fast!

But we're very close, aren't we, Rupert?

Can I call you a cab?

Can settle down to a decent breakfast.

Can we just talk about this?

Can you get me back on the boat?

Can you see all right, Fergus?

Cancel that order.

Careful, mate. Those aren't chocolate buttons.

Careful, miss. You'll injure yourself.

Careful, Whitey. That's a banana skin.

Catch.

Cheer your old dad up.

Classy!

Come and get me, you big, slimy airbag!

Come get me, enemy of freedom! I'm armed and ready.

Come here, bro! Rupert's missing his Rodsy Wodsy.

Come on, England! This is fantastic!

Come on, Jammy, me old mate, don't do this to me!

Come on, then. Spit it out!

Come with me.

Come, let me show you my private collection.

Congratulations, by the way!

Cool.

Dad, Dad! He's gonna pay us.

Dad!

Daddy will get rid of them all! He will.

Danger is my middle name.

Did you find it?

Did you find it?

Did you imagine that I'd let you steal it from me?

Didn't you say I'd find it amusing?

Dispose of them.

Do I have to do everything myself?!

Do I hear an actual compliment coming?

Do something!

Do something!

Do you like seafood?

Do you think the boss will be annoyed with us?

Do you think we can talk about this after you rescue me?

Don't break! There are things I want to do, sights I want to see!

Don't let the bedbugs bite.

Don't worry

Don't worry, be happy now

Don't worry. I'll get it back for you.

Don't you dare!

Easy, tiger.

Eavesdropping on people's conversations.

En garde!

En garde! Droit! Parry! Thrust!

End of the line, Millicent.

England is winning. Anything's possible.

England leads Germany by three goals to one.

Enjoy your last moments, you egregious vermin.

Enough dancing!

Enough games. To the ratmobiles!

Excuse me. Actually,

Extra! Extra!

Extra! Pied Piper lures thousands to their death!

F f f freeze!

Fairly major burn to the hand. Smell of burning flesh.

Fans for the fans!

Fashionably late, my annoying English cousin. I know no other way.

Faster, you idiots! They're escaping!

Feed the flies! Tuppence a bag!

Feeling a little tongue tied?

Fetch us some Pop Tarts from the kitchen, Jeeves. Be snappy about it.

Finally, somebody gets it.

Fine. All right, all right, listen up.

Flushed down his own potty

Fly at twelve o'clock!

Focused. Cable centric, boss.

Fools! Grab them!

For I shall repopulate the city...

For my own

For the last time, we don't need the money!

Fore!

Forget the ruby! It's the master cable that I want.

Forgive me, my warty English cousin,

Former enemies, one and all.

Forty five, 47, 49...

Fried. No, wait!

Game point. Service!

Game point. Service!

Geronimo!

Geronimo!

Get off me, you lab reject!

Get that cable, lads!

Getting close to Kensington.

Girl who's half so cruel I offered her a jewel

Give it a rest, cousin. And get your kids a puppy.

Give up your weapons of mass destruction.

Give us a hug, girl!

Go for it.

Go get them, lads!

Go on.

Go, go, purple custard!

Goal!

Good girl.

Good grief, that's high. Quite high. Rather high. So very, very high.

Good grief!

Good grief!

Good night, Roddy.

Good night, Roddy.

Good night!

Good night! Good night!

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good on you, girl!

Good one, Persuader.

Goodbye, Jammy, me old mate.

Goodbye, rat!

Goodbye, vermin.

Gotcha!

Great! Are we watching the game together?

Great! So I hand Roddy over to The Toad

Ha! You missed.

Half... time.

Half... time.

Halftime. He's waiting till halftime!

Han Chin Chinese takeout.

Hand what over?

Hang on tight!

Hanging out at the movies, playing golf, going skiing.

Have another go if you think you're fast enough!

Have another.

Have you got a TV?

Have you seen my dad?

Having a good time, darling?

He broke every bone in his body trying to get that ruby.

He moved! Did you get it?

He shoots! He scores! Back of the net! Group hug.

He's a bad one anyway, so that's all right, isn't it?

He's a madman! Run away!

He's cuckoo, but family.

He's like Robin Hood in reverse.

He's not my boyfriend.

Heaven help me!

Hello, Dad.

Hello, handsome.

Hello, hello, hello? Anybody home?

Hello, Rita.

Hello, Rita.

Hello, Sid.

Hello, Tom! Give us a squeeze!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Help me!

Help?

Henchfrogs!

Here goes.

Here you go, Annie. You, Shamus.

Here you go.

Here, have a cheese puff.

Here's a little song I wrote

Hey, guys.

Hey, what are you all standing around for? I got a big day planned!

Hey, you get your filthy paws off my stuff!

Hey! That took me 3 years to draw!

Hey! That's Miss Captain Skipper Thingy to you.

High five!

His real name is Millicent Bystander, an international jewel thief.

Hit men don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrassing me.

Hold on, Roddy!

Hold on.

Hooray for Millicent Bystander!

Hop it. Hop it!

How could you think I'd sell you out? When I make a deal, I make a deal.

How did it ever find me, here in the underbelly of the world?

How do I know this ain't just a load of old rubbish?

How mean can one rat be?

How?

Huge undies.

Huzzah! A man of quality!

I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.

I can do whatever I want whenever I want to.

I can't. I'm frightened.

I could drive for a bit if you like.

I don't even know her! I don't know anything!

I don't have it anymore. It was a fake anyway.

I don't have your stupid ruby.

I don't know what to say.

I don't know. One minute I'm in the pub. Next thing you know, whoosh!

I don't like your attitude. I've got my eye on you, sunshine.

I don't suppose you'd have time to give me a quick tour?

I don't want to miss any of the game.

I find everyone's pain funny but my own.

I have a plunger. We can shoot you right back.

I have nobody

I have triumphed!

I haven't got your ruby!

I hope you know what you're doing!

I just finished it this morning!

I just know we've forgotten something.

I kept me legs straight, Spike.

I know we got off on the wrong foot before,

I know where it is!

I know you'll find it diverting.

I know, I know. You were flushed away down the loo, right?

I know. And my family are all down there.

I like a woman with a little fire.

I live in Kensington. Up there. The surface.

I love a happy ending.

I love you, Tom!

I mean it. Back at my place, we've got

I mean, anyone can get out and sail. Look at me!

I must be out of my mind.

I overheard everything.

I rather got the brains and... Well, actually, I got the looks too,

I said quiet! There's rats after me who'd like to kill me.

I said you'd find it diverting, not amusing!

I saw an opportunity and I seized it.

I say, you can't really intend to just strand me like this.

I should have admitted it, but I was afraid you wouldn't like me anymore.

I should have known.

I suppose maybe I misjudged you a bit. I mean, you're not...

I think we should do it the easy way, don't you, Spike?

I thought it was Leslie.

I used to work in a laboratory Up Top.

I want it back.

I want to go home! Pull yourself together!

I was actually just watching you with your family...

I was cruelly plunged into a whirlpool of despair.

I was dark grey when we started.

I was not sneaking around.

I was thrown out of my own home, flushed down my own toilet.

I would not do that if I was you, pal.

I'd better get these dishes started.

I'd love to meet your family.

I'd say that's a little more than OK, wouldn't you?

I'll be as good as gold to her, Roddy. And I will be the best pet ever!

I'll be off then.

I'll make you pay for this!

I'll say goodbye, then...

I'll take some of that.

I'm an innocent bystander!

I'm coming, Mr Jones! I'm coming!

I'm coming, Spike!

I'm French.

I'm gonna open my eyes and be home. This is all a bad dream.

I'm home.

I'm in a boy band.

I'm Mr Lonely

I'm not home! I wanna go home!

I'm on a duck, begging!

I'm serious.

I'm sorry, but if you have everything you need, then...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I've been such a fool. You were right about me and everything.

I'm terribly sorry.

I'm terribly sorry. Three years?

I'm the captain, and I say go left.

I'm the one that found your ruby.

I'm the same. I got a bum like the Japanese flag.

I'm upset now.

I'm...

I'm... in... the sewer!

I've gone soft!

I've got a plan.

I've got it, boss.

I've got Rita, boss! I've got Rita!

I've had a bad day and need your help.

I've had a tip off. They're heading west to Kensington.

Ice cold Rita

Ice cold Rita

Ice him! Ice them both!

If I find one thing out of place...

If I'm going, you're both coming with me!

If she can do it...

If you're trying to teach me a lesson, consider it taught!

Impossible!

In exchange for my assistance, I was hoping you might...

In the pocket, in the pocket!

In this dark, low place.

In this joyless, sunless void!

Indeed.

Inverness Gardens, Vicarage Gate, Kensington High Street.

Is that a house?

Is that guy wearing my underpants?

It fell down the drain of Buckingham Palace!

It was going to be the answer to all our prayers.

It's a burst water main! Off I go, shooting up the pipes.

It's a fake.

It's a real city!

It's all right for you. You've got little hands.

It's all right, boss! We've got another one!

It's as if she were here.

It's impossible.

It's in here somewhere. I can feel it in me guts!

It's just beautiful!

It's just so great!

It's lovely. Thanks, Mum.

It's obvious I should never have sent rodents to do an amphibian's job.

It's OK, Roddy.

It's OK. It's me, Liam.

It's Roddy. Remember me?

It's so good of you to return the cable.

It's so hard to get good help these days, my boys.

It's the match of the century! The FIFA World Cup Final!

Just get the cable!

Just get the cable!

Just give me a job. Anything... engineer, navigator.

Just go away, please.

Just go, Roddy!

Just start, you worthless old pile of rubbish! You useless, unreliable...

Just take it.

Just thought I'd drop in.

Just trust me!

Just two minutes left till halftime! Incredible!

Keep an eye on this one. He's a bit of a loony.

Keep clear! I'm coming, Mr Jones, I'm coming! Marry me, Mr Jones!

Keep still!

Keep your legs straight when you hit the water!

Keep your legs straight!

Keep your legs straight!

Kensington? The Royal Borough?

Kitchen. Now.

Larva, larva, larva...

Le Frog!

Le Frog! No! Get that cable!

Le Frog?

Le Frog.

Left a good job in the city

Let go, you sticky little...

Let me go, you pink eyed freak!

Let me go!

Let me lay this out for you. This place is mine now.

Let there be light!

Let's finish this.

Let's get the bubbles going. I've got a big job to do down there.

Let's go, people! Chop chop!

Let's see if there's anything good in the fridge.

Liquid nitrogen! That will freeze us instantly!

Listen, you! If you're still there when I get back...

Live this Sunday. Be there.

Lonely

Look at her bottom. Is it me, or is it oddly shaped?

Look at his little face. You ever seen anything so pathetic?

Look at this place, Rita. Look at my home. It's a palace!

Look at those moves!

Look on the bright side. I saved your neck.

Look out!

Look out!

Look, I really want to help out around here.

Look, I want all of you to know he's...

Look, look, look. You can tell. Watch this.

Look! It's Roddy and Rita!

Looks like he crossed The Toad and got away with it.

Love, love, love, love

Lucky? Stuck with you?

Make him move, honey.

Makes me laugh every time, that one.

Maybe I can make it up to you.

Maybe I should just...

Maybe the Queen wears fake jewellery.

Me and my dad worked these drains for years.

Millicent!

Millicent! Millicent! Millicent!

Mimi, get your finger out of your nose. Fergus.

Mom, there's a peeping Tom outside!

Mon Dieu!

More! More!

Mother, it's not Tom Jones.

Move... over.

Muse.

Music, maestro!

Must have missed that part.

My belt, I think.

My memoirs.

My shrine to beauty.

My smalls!

Nasty.

Never did I meet a

Never forget,

Nibble for your life!

No one to cuddle with!

No one to shocky.

No one's ever got past the rapids at Hyde Park.

No wonder you want to get home.

No wonton! You want rice? Fried or white?

No, don't... touch anything.

No, giant wave!

No, it's blooming not. It's real!

No, no, no, look, it's just glass.

No, no, no, please! I just want to get home to Kensington!

No, not that one, you idiots! The kung fu thing!

No! Duh. You're supposed to eat them.

No! It's a big Jacuzzi! Deluxe model!

No! Not the lever! Have mercy! No, I can't swim!

No! Not the master cable!

No! Not the master cable!

No. I was just afraid you'd sing another verse.

No. Leave that.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Not too bad, considering I only had an apple, six raisins and a box of rice.

Now head for the rope!

Now it turns out it was a stupid fake.

Now then, Rita, hand it over.

Now you hop in, and I'll press this lever to get the bubbles going.

Now, let me see the latest addition to my cubist collection.

Now, listen. Rita and her new accomplice have stolen something irreplaceable.

Now, then, where's the ruby, Rita?

Now, you like it here, don't you?

Obviously, there's not a huge family resemblance.

Of all the pets in Buckingham Palace,

Of course I do. Brothers, sisters, cousins. We're quite a clan.

Of course.

Of course. That's The Toad's plan! That's why he needs the cable!

Of course. There's no time. When that whistle blows

Of the ancient Greek muse, the goddess of inspiration.

Oh, a nasty fall there for Ray Bowers.

Oh, bother.

Oh, come on!

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh, mon Dieu!

Oh, no, I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't...

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, of course. I'm such an idiot. The Dodger.

Oh, please. Not the scrapbook again!

Oh, really?

Oh, the ruby.

Oh, this is rich.

Oh, yeah? Well, come and get us then, you warty windbag.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes, Roddy. I like it here very much.

Oh, you'll see, come the World Cup Final this afternoon.

Oh, you'll see, come the World Cup Final this afternoon.

Oh, you're such a gentleman!

Oh. Hi, boss.

Oi! I thought we had a deal!

OK, are we going to do it the easy way...

OK, chief. Forget the ruby. Ruby's gone.

OK, maybe you are.

OK, men, to action!

OK, OK, cousin, take a breath. Leave it to me.

OK, OK. We can fix it.

OK?

OK.

OK.

OK. I suppose I can put it behind me.

OK. Well, now I've got your ruby.

On a duck! Up the creek without a...

On with the tour, shall we?

Once it is returned, my plan will be complete.

Once The Toad knows it's worthless, he'll stop chasing you.

Only ten minutes left until halftime.

Oops. Sorry.

Or you can talk later. Ain't that right, Persuader?

Or you'll never make it to halftime.

Over there!

Over there!

Pardon me. My fly's undone.

Perfect.

Perhaps you forget that it was a rat who cast me from paradise!

Perhaps you'd repay the favour and help me get home.

Permission to come aboard?

Pick on someone your own size!

Please be careful.

Please don't flush me, Roddy! I can't survive down there!

Please work. Please work. Please work!

Please, permit me.

Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats

Poor, poor Roddy

Precisely. What? No, no!

Prepare to meet your maker, your ice maker.

Proud Mary keep on burnin'

Proud Mary keep on burnin'

Psst! Rita!

Put that back!

Quick, in the kitchen.

Quite an adventure, though, wasn't it?

Quite lifelike, wouldn't you say?

Read all about it!

Real or not, that ruby was going to change my life!

Really?

Return what you have stolen from me.

Rice?

Right away, sir!

Right, my friend. You don't belong here. I'm afraid it's time for you to leave.

Right, now. Let me see...

Right! Rip it up, lads!

Right.

Right. I probably shouldn't have done that.

Right. In we go!

Right. Put your hands together.

Rita, can't you find it in your heart

Rita, do something quick! Anything!

Rita, I am so sorry.

Rita, I wasn't eavesdropping, I swear to you.

Rita, look...

Rita, Rita, Rita!

Rita, where are you taking this handsome young man?

Rita, you can't just leave me here on a...

Rita!

Rita!

Rita!

Rita!

Rita!

Rita!

Rita!

Rita!

Rita!

Rita!

Rita!

Rita! Can we go a little faster, please?

Rita! Rita!

Rita?

Rita?

Rita? We're going over!

Rita...

Rita's back!

Rita's in terrible danger. Everyone's in terrible danger!

Roddy St. James saves the day.

Roddy, I'm home!

Roddy, look out!

Roddy, where are you?

Roddy!

Roddy!

Roddy!

Roddy! The rapids!

Roddy.

Rollin'

Rollin' on the river

Rollin' on the river

Rollin' on the river

Rollin', rollin'

Rupert, this is Rita. She's been

Rupert?

Sarge, wake up!

Scrabble!

See food! Get it?

See ya!

See you tomorrow.

See you!

See, Whitey, this is how I do it.

See? See? Moving on. We are now your cable guys.

Shady customer. The captain of the Jammy Dodger.

Sharing that sweet and magical bond between boy and toad.

She's around here somewhere!

Shush! Stop it. Roddy!

Shut that door.

Sid says, "Jump," you say, "How high?" Comprende?

Sid, I want you to flush me. I'm going back.

Sid's Tattoo and Hot Dog Parlour.

Sing us a song, Tom!

Smashing.

Smooth to the touch.

So cold, so terrible!

So did I!

So how long have you been Rita's boyfriend?

So I'm the double crosser? Oh, yes, that's rich!

So long, Rodnick Saint Something of Someplace or other.

So long, Sid.

So looking forward to meeting my brother.

So much to see, so little time to see it in. Shall we?

So our deal's still on?

So you thought you could make a fool of The Toad, eh?

So you're from Up Top?

So your name is "Roddy," is that right?

So... you...

Sorry about that.

Sorry, sorry.

Sorry!

Sorry!

Sorry?

Sorry.

Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude, Mr Captain, Skipper, Thingy.

Sorry. Sorry.

Soup's on!

Speak for yourself. They like me very much up there.

Stay down. And keep quiet.

Still, it cleared up me dandruff.

Stop it, stop it, stop it!

Stop moving!

Stop squirming!

Stop that.

Stop them!

Sure it is.

Swimmingly.

Ta da! As promised, the Kensington jewels.

Take your flippers off me!

Talkin' about that old lady

Target at twelve o'clock!

Technically, Spike, it was Millicent that found it.

Tell me about your life Up Top. Friends, family.

Tell me about yourself, Roddy.

Tell Mom I... love... her.

Terribly lonely for him, though. He had no one to talk to.

Thank goodness you're safe.

Thank heavens! A policeman! This wacko has been chasing after me!

Thank you, too much information. I have my own problems.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you... for the lift.

Thanks for bringing me this far.

Thanks, mate! The boss is gonna be so happy with us.

Thanks.

That double crossing little schemer. I don't need her.

That explains why it all ran to one side when I put the salt in.

That isn't rice That's maggots you're eating

That looks so inviting.

That rat!

That really hurt.

That ruby means a lot to me. It's priceless!

That wasn't on the list.

That would be... my brother!

That'll be last night's curry.

That's it.

That's it. Now go right.

That's just my passenger.

That's more like it.

That's my master bedroom.

That's my... home security system.

That's nice.

That's no life, is it?

That's right. Come on out, my lovelies.

That's Roddy St. James of Kensington

That's why I need your maps, Dad.

That's why I wore me mittens.

The bathroom. I'm waiting till halftime.

The blood of the courageous James clan flows through your veins.

The booty's in the booty.

The boss wants it back.

The cab...

The cable! The one you're now wearing as a belt.

The crew of the Jammy Dodger survives!

The English little girly, she's so aggressive.

The gate. Back this way! Come on!

The grand opening.

The Great Flood!

The holiday starts now, everyone!

The humans don't like our sort.

The master what?

The need to hurl won't be denied

The one that grubby creature Rita took.

The Persuader's alive, Spike!

The prize returns to me!

The prize returns to me.

The ruby was a pretty thing.

The ruby. I found it.

The Toad will pay a fortune for him.

The World Cup Final?

The World Cup has become the most popular sporting event in the world.

Then the place is all yours.

Then we're all sitting pretty for the rest of our lives. Is that it?

Then why the lock and bars?

Then you won't mind if I get the bubbles going.

There goes the whistle for halftime! We'll be back in a few minutes.

There they are!

There, you see? You can't break a real ruby.

There. Was that so hard?

There's a paper clip in my back pocket. See if you can get it.