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The Great Outdoors "The Great Outdoors" is a captivating film that captures the essence of adventure, family, and the

The Great Outdoors

"The Great Outdoors" is a captivating film that captures the essence of adventure, family, and the beauty of nature. Released in 1988, this comedy movie explores the unpredictable escapades that a family encounters during their summer vacation in the great outdoors.

The film stars the brilliant comedic duo of John Candy and Dan Aykroyd. John Candy, known for his natural charm and impeccable comedic timing, portrays Chet Ripley, a good-natured and easygoing family man. Dan Aykroyd shines as Roman Craig, Chet's eccentric and ostentatious brother-in-law. The chemistry between the two actors is simply electric, enhancing the hilarity of their on-screen antics.

The story follows the Ripley family, headed by Chet and his wife, Connie, played by Stephanie Faracy. They decide to take their two sons, Buck and Ben, on a vacation to a picturesque lakeside cabin in Wisconsin. Little did they know that their peaceful getaway would soon turn into a series of laugh-out-loud misadventures.

As the story unravels, Chet and his family encounter a plethora of bizarre and comical situations. From a bat-infested cabin to an unwelcome encounter with a grizzly bear, their vacation takes unexpected turns at every corner. The film showcases the timeless themes of family unity and the importance of embracing the unpredictable journey that life throws at us.

"The Great Outdoors" offers viewers a fantastic blend of comedy, adventure, and heartwarming moments. It paints a vivid and picturesque canvas of the breathtaking wilderness, emphasizing the allure and grandeur of the great outdoors. As the Ripley family navigates through their vacation, they learn valuable life lessons while immersing themselves in the beauty of nature.

The film's soundtrack beautifully complements the narrative, enhancing the emotions and energy of each scene. From the upbeat melodies accompanying the family's exciting adventures to the calming tunes during tranquil moments, the music creates an immersive experience for the audience.

You can now play and download these incredible sounds, and let yourself be transported to the nostalgic era of classic comedy movies. Immerse yourself in the charm and humor of John Candy and Dan Aykroyd as they bring the characters of Chet and Roman to life. Indulge in the laughter and heartwarming moments that "The Great Outdoors" offers.

Whether you remember watching this film with fondness or are discovering it for the first time, "The Great Outdoors" is a timeless comedy that will leave any audience in stitches. It captures the perfect balance between humor, adventure, and the unbreakable bond of family.

So, grab your popcorn and settle in for a wild ride. Experience the joy and laughter of "The Great Outdoors" as it takes you on an unforgettable vacation filled with hilarious escapades and a deep appreciation for the wonders of nature. This is one film that will leave you longing for your own adventure in the great outdoors.

Play and download these incredible sounds from "The Great Outdoors" here and see why this film has become a comedic classic that continues to entertain audiences of all ages.

A bald headed bear!
A bear story.
A dead one. Huh?
A green belt between the condos on the lake and a waste management facility
A plant infested no man's land like this and live like a barbarian for a week?
A pontoon boat, you go out and, you know, you cruise the lake.
A present from me to you.
A story that might save your lives
A true bear story.
A unique investment opportunity came my way.
About cuddly,
Absolutely.
Actually, I just took a moment to think things over.
Afraid of a little bat.
After all the disagreements that you and Chet had,
Ah, get the barbecue going, get some hot dogs on there.
Ah, he's going. All right.
Ah, jeez. All right, all right, all right. Okay.
Ah, no!
Ah, shit.
Ah, they'll be tickled to death to see us.
Aha! What did I hear?
Ahem. Girlfriend?
All right, all right, what are you saying? I'm being silly?
All right, all right. But you gotta promise me
All right, all right. I got it, I got it.
All right, calm down, calm down.
All right, continue.
All right, do that. That would help.
All right, don't! Don't. Don't!
All right, girls, why don't you kiss Mr. Tompkins on the cheek?
All right, I'll just drive out.
All right, just a second.
All right, let's leave this stuff right here, okay?
All right, spread out. Let's look for them. Let's all just...
All right, troops, mount up. We're ready to roll.
All right, uh!
All right!
All right? I'm walking, you're walking.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right. That was your last chance.
All right. Fine. You're ready. Okay.
All right. Have you got it?
All right. I'll have the Royal Canadian Mounted beef barley soup.
All right. Just please tell her that Buck called.
All right. Let's split up.
All right. Look at those bears!
All right. Okay, come on.
All right. On "ready."
All right. We'll get it out. We'll get it out. Chet? What?
All right. You may be right. Yeah, he's looking at us.
All right...
All safely contained, sunken in the lake and sealed for centuries.
And a little more time with us, things would be different.
And a story he used to tell about a family that went into the woods
And all that separated me from that bear
And by the way, don't steal any of our stuff.
And by the way, that story about you and your brother in the can at the wedding?
And casually stroll along life's path.
And don't drive too fast. All right.
And even if there were a bear out there, I'm in the house to protect you.
And get on each other's nerves so badly over the past week,
And he'd tell us about the bald headed killer bear
And I hurt.
And I knew that if I was ever to give you something,
And I like lips!
And I really don't remember saying that. But if you said I did,
And I think it's great that he accepted your offer.
And I think it's great that you're sharing it with him,
And I want the boys to have the same memories.
And I will be Burt.
And I'm gonna tell you something I had previously decided not to.
And I'm sure his dad told him, and I'm telling you.
And if you or any member of your party orders the Old '96er and finishes,
And it probably is.
And it was hungry.
And let you hook into a 1,000 pound blue marlin.
And my kids look at me like I'm a rack of yard tools at Sears?
And not worry about running into anybody.
And now I'm giving it to you.
And still part on good terms.
And suddenly it let out this God awful roar.
And that all of what Uncle Chet was saying
And that's not counting what we spent on Lysol.
And the walls started shimmering and the floorboards started lifting.
And the whole week you'll be here!
And then that bucket of salad.
And then the...
And there
And there was that bear right in the window.
And walk yourself to the Laundromat
And walk yourself to the Laundromat
And was attacked by a band of escaped army psychiatric patients
And we had a great European vacation planned.
And we heard this terrible noise out by the trash cans.
And what exactly is that statement supposed to mean?
And when I get cut, it hurts. And that cut me.
And when you've finished doing that
And when you've finished doing that
And where are you gonna be after work at 8:00?
And you want to wish happy birthday to a guy you never even met?
And you're leaving in three days.
And your father and I...
And, uh, I went downstairs
And, you know, I thought it was a wonderful moment of trust on his part
Answer me one question. Sure.
Anybody home?
Anyway, the kids go there and they yell down the hole
Are we gonna ski or what?
Are you all right? Yeah.
Are you gonna argue, or are you gonna enjoy yourselves?
Are you jealous, Chester?
Are you kissing him or are you calling him?
As a matter of fact, I don't remember anybody inviting you up here.
As for me, I find it more interesting to pay my respects
As I was sitting there thinking about people
As long as he's sharing my cabin. Katie!
As your father,
At our wedding,
At the bank on Monday, if that's okay.
Attaboy, Benny! All right, that's my man!
Aunt Kate and Uncle Roman are incredible butt heads. Right?
Aw, jeez, Roman, do you have to be...
Baby, I knew you'd understand.
Beautiful stuff. Hey, that's all right.
Because I heard you say, and I quote,
Because it might be the bear!
Because this is so good and so sure, it should be illegal.
Because you are blood. You're family.
Believe me, that's what I do for a living.
Ben, do you understand what's going on here, son, huh?
Benny...
Big bear chase me!
Big bear chase... Big bear chase...
Big bear!
Big bear!
Big bear!
Big bear. Big bear chase me.
Big man pizza. What are you hiding?
Big one. Big spider. Big spider.
Big pizza!
Big spender.
Big! Big! Whoo, big!
Big? All right, I'll make a big one.
Bill died in the car on the way over here.
Blow it. Shall I?
Bon appétit.
Boy, he was something! I salute him!
Boy, I haven't seen weather like this for years.
Boy, what a beautiful sky!
Bring in the dog and put out the cat
Bring in the dog and put out the cat
Buck already found the toilet seat. It was on the sun porch.
Buck and I are getting a pontoon boat, right, Buck?
Buddy Reiser died.
Buddy, you're gonna know what fishing's all about with a capital "F".
Burt. A guy named Burt.
But I'll get by.
But I'm just like any other human being.
But it's loaded.
But now I wear a blue runner's jacket and fetch coffee.
But she's a real bear. Won't give it up to me.
But that doesn't mean I didn't mean what I said. For the most part, it's true.
But we gotta get some sleep.
But you come with me up to the Norfolk Canyon off the coast of Virginia,
By the way, Herm, you make a lot of tips on this job?
By the way, is it paid for?
Bye, bye.
Bye.
Bye. Goodbye.
Call me that one more time, you're gonna go home with a dent in your forehead.
Cammie, if you're out there,
Cammie, phone.
Can I ask you a question? Sure. Are you hungry?
Can I go now? Thank you very much. Thank you. Go, go, go.
Can I help you?
Can I see you?
Can I sit down?
Can you understand that? I'm tired, I'm stinky.
Cara!
Cara! Mara!
Cara! Mara!
Cara! Mara!
Cara? Mara?
Care to put it to a vote, Chester?
Chase me!
Check out the shotgun lamp.
Chester! Buckley!
Chet Ripley. How do you do?
Chet, I came up here to talk to you about an investment.
Chet, I don't like them youngsters climbing around Mr. Tompkins like that.
Chet, I'm gonna level with you.
Chet, we got it.
Chet!
Chet! Chet, they're all right!
Chet! Chet!
Chet?
Chet? Where are you?
Chet's gonna shit a solid gold brick! What a great surprise!
Christ almighty! Oh, jeez, my head!
Come back. I'll be back.
Come on in. I'm making you a sandwich.
Come on, Ben, what are we gonna do?
Come on, Chet, stop. What are you doing? I'm not doing anything.
Come on, Chet. Better ride up here.
Come on, everybody.
Come on, girls, let's go. Very good idea.
Come on, I'm mad. I'm mad.
Come on, it's cute.
Come on, it's this way.
Come on, no further excuses, all right?
Come on, Roman, it's got ears!
Come on, Roman.
Come on, y'all, let's say it one more time
Come on, y'all, let's say it one more time
Come on, you little sonar guided rodent.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! More!
Come on! Yeah!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on! Let's...
Come on. Here's some more.
Come on. I'll let you row.
Come on. We'll all pitch in later and clean this up, all right? Let's go.
Come on. We're at the house by ourselves.
Come on. What are you doing? Come on.
Come on. You're gonna have fun from now on in, I promise you.
Come over. Let's see a little action. After all, you know everything.
Coming from the mouth of a recognized authority figure
Connie, bats carry rabies, don't they?
Connie, stay down! Stay down!
Connie. If he beats us...
Could be traumatizing for kids like yourselves.
Couldn't meet my calls. I lost my seat on the exchange.
Crazy, bloodthirsty as ever.
Crazy! Stop.
Cut it out, will you? They don't bite.
Dad, Dad, Dad, no one's denting anybody.
Dad, hurry up.
Dad, I wouldn't do that.
Dad, isn't it illegal to drive with a bear on your hood?
Dad, keep your eye on the bat, okay?
Dad, that's my hook.
Dad, to the memories.
Dad, you're not gonna kiss me in the boat under the moon, are you?
Dad?
Dad.
Damn! Come on.
Did I tell you what we did in the Euro currency futures market last week?
Did you hear what I said?
Directly from the mouths of babes, Chet.
Do city boys always talk to themselves?
Do it
Do it on the floor.
Do that Jerk, oh
Do the Alligator
Do the Alligator
Do the Watusi
Do the Watusi
Do you feel better? I do, and I'm sorry.
Do you happen to remember the substance of that conversation?
Do you remember inviting him?
Do you see him? He's hiding.
Do you sense the presence of an alien life form?
Do you speak English?
Do you understand what your mother and I are trying to say?
Do you? Yep.
Does that really work?
Does this mean we won't get a Christmas present from Uncle Roman?
Doesn't it? Smells the same too.
Doin' the Watusi
Don't call me Chester!
Don't do this here. Let's go to the bedroom.
Don't give me any lip, okay? There's too much lightning going on out there.
Don't look out the window.
Don't push it, Roman!
Don't think about anything like tight places.
Don't worry about it. It happens to me all the time. It's no big deal.
Easy, easy, easy there! Easy!
Easy. All right. Okay, have it your way.
Entrails, syringes, fluid, blood, low grade radioactive wastes,
Especially fireflies. Their butts light up.
Especially since we threw aside our plans.
Every bit of it.
Everybody eats for free.
Exactly.
Exactly. All right?
Excuse me. Can we get some service over here?
Exploiting over a billion and a half dollars in forest products.
Fangs
Feel pretty good, y'all, uh!
Feel pretty good, y'all, uh!
Fell upon them, slaughtered them and ate them.
Fishing boat's shoving off in 15 minutes.
Focusing on the newest rage in toxic waste, medical refuse,
Folks, don't mind Wormer. She hates people.
For the first time in your life, be their father!
Found this family in the woods,
Frightening.
From my $15 imitation Bally slip ons to our replicated Rolexes.
From what I gathered from Connie, it's probably half a year's salary.
From whatever it killed before it got to our cabin.
Game playing, role playing. Helps in a marriage after a little while, you know?
Gee, I'm 25 pounds overweight. I don't need a blast to the ticker like that!
Gee, just to see a bunch of people drop that you hate.
Get all that garbage out of sight
Get out of here.
Get rid of that. You're getting the good air in there now.
Get the hell in the car. We gotta beat Uncle Roman home. Move it! Move it!
Get the light on him. Get the light on him.
Getting a breath of night air.
Girls, your dad will be right down. Daddy's coming.
Girls!
Girls! Cara! Mara!
Girls! Girls, is that you?
Give me a hug, will you? Come on. Dad...
Give me a hug. What?
Give me four chili dogs and two plain dogs, please.
Give me nightmares for a month?
Glad to see you. Yeah.
Go ahead.
Go away!
Go faster!
Go in there and get that radar guided vermin.
Go wash, go wash, go wash! In the bathroom. In the bathroom.
Go, Cara, go!
God, I would've thought they made some improvements or something.
God! Great.
God! That's gotta hurt!
God. Thanks a lot!
Gonna introduce Mr. Thick Dick to Mr. Urinal Cake.
Good evening, sir. Happy birthday.
Good evening.
Good night.
Good night. Sleep tight.
Good point.
Great, I'll meet you at 9.00.
Great.
Great. Okay. Then that's fine.
Guess this means that I met my first local.
Hang on. Hang on.
Hang on. We're almost there. Almost there.
Has everybody got their leech?
Have you ever seen whiter whites?
Have you seen my ass lately? No, not recently.
Have you seen them?
Have you seen them? No.
He ain't no jungle gym.
He gets a couple cocktails into him, he becomes an expert on everything.
He is not staying at our house.
He looks a little worse for wear, doesn't he?
He lost his mount. Hey, how you doing there, trooper?
He must be hard of hearing or something.
He was your mentor, wasn't he?
He works terrible hours. Travels.
He'll jump right off, son. Don't you worry.
He'll think it's daytime like this.
He's a pretty big bear.
He's been struck by lightning, how many times is it now, Reg?
He's got the hair. You don't have to say anything.
He's making what?
He's not done yet.
He's not finished, that's it. When he finishes, he'll go.
He's on my face! He's on my face!
Hellish, torturous behavior modification experiments.
Hello! Hello! Anybody home?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello. Jerry Asmuth, please. Roman Craig.
Help me, for God's sake!
Help out a bit, will you?
Help!
Help!
Help! Help!
Help! Help!
Here comes the rope.
Here it comes. We'll be going home soon.
Here we go! Okay.
Here we go.
Here we go. You all right?
Here you go.
Here's the fence. Here's the fence.
Hey, buddy, you pay for the drinks. I gotta go to the john. I'll be right back.
Hey, come on, watch the paint job.
Hey, come on. Whoa! Hey, ow!
Hey, Dad, let go of the rope!
Hey, Dad.
Hey, don't talk to adults that way!
Hey, easy on the roof, pal.
Hey, he's back, everybody!
Hey, how about if the kids go out and catch fireflies.
Hey, I'm enjoying! Chet's arguing.
Hey, I'm telling you, that baby was bred for packing.
Hey, I'm trying to read here.
Hey, it's crowded. Hey, this is great.
Hey, look, I was picking my moment.
Hey, look, now, whatever you want to do.
Hey, look.
Hey, shoo!
Hey, shoo! Go on!
Hey, take your hands off her! You wanna go right now?
Hey, wait for me!
Hey, Wally! How you doing?
Hey, you gave her a world class goose with the pool cue, Buck.
Hey, you wanna take a spin in the rowboat?
Hey! Come back here! Son of a bitch!
Hey! What the hell?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Easy, easy. Now, let's just walk back to the stable.
Hi!
Hi!
His hair turned white 'cause lightning hit him.
His kids, they're spooky, all right?
Hit him with the poker! Hit him!
Hold still!
Holy jeez.
Holy shit!
Home? We've got a whole day of activities planned. A little nap.
Honey, come on! Whoa. Whoa.
Honey, he's waving.
Honey, honey, honey, no!
Honey, I found out what was stinking up the shower.
Honey, if he beats us, he'll get the good spot in the garage!
Honey, maybe we shouldn't tell this story right now.
Honey, that's bigger than our honeymoon cabin.
Honey, they don't like bugs.
Honey, you're a stud. You look great on that horse.
Honey, you're scaring me. Are you all right?
Honey?
Honey.
How about a nice club soda, please? I'm driving tonight.
How about a nice group photo, huh? Give me your camera. All right, everybody get in there.
How about Roman dragging me all over the goddamn lake? How about that for starters, huh?
How about that, huh?
How about the gourmet here? You know what he wanted? Hot dogs.
How about you, Chet?
How are those tails?
How can you say that's true of me?
How could you do that? I didn't do that. He did it.
How did you know?
How is he?
How many times have I told you?
How many times have we invited Chet and Connie to the islands with us? A dozen?
How thoughtful. That's really nice.
How you doing, Cammie?
How you doing, handsome?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How's it going?
Huh? Are you scared or what?
Human blood.
Hungry for blood!
Hurry up!
I also knew you wouldn't let me come up here and put the bite on Connie and Chet.
I am not going back in there until you get it out.
I am not taking any more of Roman's crap.
I am not wimping, all right? I'm just thinking, that's all.
I apologize to you both. It was a terrible thing to say.
I came up here for a reason.
I came up here to offer you a chance to make some really big money.
I can walk back when I'm done.
I can't believe that I'm actually gonna miss this place.
I can't believe you, Dad. All right?
I can't hold on much longer!
I can't see anything.
I can't tell you...
I did it!
I did it.
I don't believe... I don't believe I heard you say that.
I don't know in this state, son. Look, I just don't...
I don't know what to say, Roman. I... I...
I don't know, Dad. Come on. Let's do something.
I don't know, he's shaking. Some kind of a new dance or something.
I don't know. He's in the rafters. He's refueling!
I don't know. I'm waiting for it to happen.
I don't know. Right over there, behind you.
I don't know. What's the house specialty?
I don't know. You're the one who lives here.
I don't need cocktails for that. Was that a shot?
I don't own the park.
I don't think so. How you doing?
I don't think we have to kill it, mom.
I don't wanna do this, but you forced me to. Remember that.
I don't wanna play fashion parade. Why?
I don't want to hear anymore about anyone blowing anything out their ass.
I don't want Uncle Chet's bear story to upset you in the same way.
I feel it incumbent upon me to set the record straight
I feel like a real idiot.
I felt my plaque start flowing again!
I found your youngsters inside the mine perimeter.
I go to work every morning.
I got an unbelievable investment opportunity for you.
I got everything. I'm here.
I got him!
I got to go.
I got you! I got you!
I gotta go back.
I grabbed the shotgun off the mantle.
I guess I'm old fashioned. I like assholes.
I guess the medley of perch.
I had a lot to drink that night.
I had a really good time.
I hate to do this to you.
I have great memories of this country when I was a kid, you know, and I used to come up here with my dad
I hope so. Wouldn't that be great?
I just feel like a little kid. I feel a lot better.
I just got here. I'm from... Chicago.
I just see, uh... I see trees.
I just want you to know I don't blame you for hating me.
I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
I knew then that it was either the bear or your mom and I.
I know it to be true.
I know that a terrifying story like that
I know that because I had a similar experience with my Uncle Roy
I know that. Turn out the lights.
I know the Heimlich maneuver.
I know. That's why I came up here.
I like it like that
I lost everything.
I love it when you're Burt. You're always...
I love to see him relaxing.
I made it up.
I mean it.
I mean our kids.
I mean that as a compliment. Oh, thanks.
I mean, he lives way the hell out in Oak Park.
I mean, I've dated girls, but, you know,
I mean, why can't they connect with me?
I mean... It's a hole in the earth.
I might want to involve in this venture, well, your name came up.
I must have.
I need somebody to help me say it one time
I need somebody to help me say it one time
I never had one I'd call my girlfriend.
I ran into the living room.
I see a paper mill, and, if the strategic metals are there, a mining operation.
I see a syndicated development consortium
I see the underdeveloped resources of Northern Minnesota, Wisconsin and Michigan.
I sure as hell don't.
I tell you that baby I was riding was a purebred. Purebred mule horse.
I tell you, I am a killer Monopoly player.
I think I can make an arrangement or two
I think that just about does it.
I think that's a good idea.
I think they're trying to say that we're not welcome.
I think we have to... We have to do something.
I think you should be proud of him not wanting to take your loan.
I thought I might have mentioned how we picked up a deutschmarks contract,
I want to give you something.
I want you boys to stay here and look after your mother and your aunt. All right?
I want you to go back to Chicago a crazed, lovesick maniac
I was almost in the car!
I was just wondering who was gonna do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.
I wish to hell Ranger Smith would get out here and get us home.
I wonder if they have a lot of check ins.
I wouldn't be surprised if that was Ben and Buck's college money.
I wouldn't know about that.
I'll be all right once I settle this.
I'll be around.
I'll bet.
I'll buy you some worms.
I'll go see where he's bivouacked the family.
I'll have you out in a second.
I'll just get off.
I'll make sure of that.
I'll make up the difference, and we'll square it away on Monday.
I'll strap you into a fishing chair
I'll take care of it.
I'll tell you what I see when I look out there, if you wanna know.
I'll try it. What the heck. Okay, great.
I'm a phony. I'm a fraud. I'm a fake.
I'm alive. I'm alive. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
I'm claustrophobic. I get in a closed up space and I lock up.
I'm crazy about you. Kiss me.
I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
I'm dead! I'm dying! I'm dying!
I'm dying!
I'm fine. A little nap. Ah, come on. Hey!
I'm full of shit, Chet. I haven't been trading in over two years.
I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call him now.
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna give you my ring.
I'm gonna go check us in.
I'm gonna go get a light and some rope. Okay?
I'm gonna move now.
I'm gonna tie a loop at the end of this thing, all right?
I'm gonna walk down life's path right now.
I'm in God's country here. My signal's kind of weak.
I'm moving now!
I'm not a tourist attraction.
I'm not gonna kiss you.
I'm not gonna tell you what the teenagers do there.
I'm okay. Did that horse buck you off?
I'm really not cold. Not at all.
I'm sitting in the office trying to figure out a short list
I'm so sorry, Roman. Forgive me.
I'm so sorry. I just don't feel like this.
I'm sorry about that. I was in kind of a bad mood, okay?
I'm sorry it took so long. I'll explain it all later.
I'm sorry, I forgot. You're a professional skier already.
I'm sorry. I...
I'm sure you can think of a hundred good places.
I'm telling you, you got nothing to be afraid of, okay?
I'm too old for hugs.
I'm trying to build a fire, all right?
I'm trying to heat up the flue.
I'm waiting for their heads to rotate around and vomit pea soup.
I've got a great idea. You're gonna see some bears.
I've... I've told you I loved you, right?
If a guy can't help his family, what the hell good is he?
If I could market lips like those, I'd make another million.
If it fell out of the sky, landed on your face and started to wiggle.
If that's okay with...
If you don't scrub that kitchen floor
If you hear a noise,
If you like him, you stay with him, 'cause I'm through. I'm out of here.
If you meet any friends, bring them back. We'll give them a ride in Suck My Wake.
If you trail behind, the Indians will get you.
In fact, I'll be quite honest. I came up to solicit $25,000 from you.
In the dark? We'll check out some stars.
In the head!
In the North Woods.
Infected bandages, body parts, IV tubing, contaminated glassware,
Investments is what I do!
Is by leaning against the washer during the spin cycle.
Is he making goat pizza or something? What is this? Hey! Come here. Connie!
Is she still around?
Is that a fact?
Is that a fact?
Is that right? Yes.
Is your checkbook in the purse?
Isn't he, though? Everybody loves him, right?
Isn't that something, huh? You don't see that every day.
It ain't raining so that's good.
It attacked me.
It buzzed me.
It craves it,
It does not mean we don't love Uncle Roman and Aunt Kate.
It doesn't even work.
It is a 96 ounce prime aged beef steak.
It isn't $25,000. That's an awful lot of money.
It just became available yesterday.
It just means that we are having some emotions.
It looks like you're wanking your crank.
It needs it.
It ran off. We never saw it again.
It saw me,
It seems they escaped from the metal boxes the army kept them in,
It started smashing on the walls.
It touched me!
It was frightening.
It was my only last hope.
It will do anything it can to get it.
It'll be fun. Yeah.
It's a safe assumption.
It's an interesting touch. It's charming.
It's been touching you for 12 years! You never freaked!
It's cold, it's wet, and you don't want to stay here anymore, do you?
It's dynamite!
It's fine. It's fine.
It's for everybody, all right? And I'm hungry.
It's full of boreholes and sinkholes and pits, caves, hollows.
It's got the teeth. Terrible. It's frightening.
It's in neutral. You gotta put it...
It's inside, but it's not illegal.
It's just a little sparrow.
It's just made up.
It's just till he gets on his feet, honey.
It's no big deal. Don't worry about it.
It's okay.
It's one I'll never forget.
It's served me well. I'm the one with the Mercedes.
It's so lonely being wealthy.
It's wet, old dynamite.
It's your Uncle Chet. Are you all right?
It's... It's a really beautiful town.
Its breath was fogging up the glass.
Jeez.
Jeez. Boy, he likes those.
Jerry. Yeah, Roman. How are you?
Jesus Christ! I'm half drunk here, Chet. What are you trying to do?
Jesus Marie! It's a tiny flying mouse, not a grizzly bear.
Jesus, Dad!
Jesus! I am not touching leeches, Dad. No way.
Jet boat!
Just a minute. Hold on.
Just a sec. Get off me! I've got a rope.
Just as a common courtesy, if you don't mind.
Just finish cleanin' up your room
Just let him eat his candy bar.
Just the red button, Dad.
Katie, sit down. What?
Katie, you were absolutely right.
Katie, you'll need to sit down to hear what I have to say.
Kill it! No, Ben, it didn't do anything.
Knock, knock.
Lean back. There you go. Doesn't that feel better?
Lengthwise to simulate kindling.
Let go of the rope.
Let go of the rope. If you're in trouble, let go of the rope.
Let me rethink this.
Let your backbone slip
Let your backbone slip
Let's call it an evening.
Let's go home. I think I'll go home. You go home?
Let's go, everybody, move it out. It's 5 a.m.
Let's go! Ski or flee.
Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go. You can do it. You can do it.
Let's have a nice easy walk. Come on.
Let's just go back to the cabin.
Let's see that dust fly with that broom
Like a submarine or a coffin or anything.
Like Bony Maronie
Like Bony Maronie
Like Freddy Krueger.
Like I say, it might save their life one day.
Like my little Lucy
Like my little Lucy
Like to get some sleep. That's what I'd like to do.
Lips and assholes.
Listen, girls,
Listen, I'll save us a lot of trouble now and cut right to the chase.
Listen, if can I get a dessert down him,
Live all your life in this town, it becomes like second nature.
Lobster turned out all right, huh? If I do say so myself.
Look around you, Roman! For God sakes, this is beautiful country here!
Look at that thing move!
Look at the bears!
Look at the size of the maggots on that meat.
Look at the size of those teeth. Whoo.
Look at this. $110 for a lighter.
Look for a big hole.
Look out, Roman!
Look, I don't hold grudges and I don't have any hard feelings.
Look, I'll be back in a couple of minutes, okay?
Look, I'm really sorry.
Look, I've never even had a girlfriend.
Look, if I ditch you,
Look, it's a story my dad told me,
Look, it's no big trick, dude.
Look, um...
Look, why don't you just save your breath?
Looked out the window.
Looks the same, doesn't it?
Lost the signal here. These cellular phones, they don't work.
Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
Mara! Girls!
Mashed potato
Mashed Potato
May I speak with Cammie, please?
Maybe it's all for the best. While the ambitious scramble for wealth and power,
Maybe, Roman, just maybe
Me and Wally sunk over 300 bucks into it.
Meanwhile the human beings in the room are freezing to death.
Mind if I go now?
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm. Great.
Mmm hmm. Sometimes I think the only way I'll get any pleasure
Mmm. Huh?
Mmm. Or I could be Smokey's cousin, Horny.
Mom, it's fine.
Mom.
Move it, everybody! Let's go!
My babies.
My God! Protect us!
My goodness! My goodness me!
My pleasure, sweetheart. I hope you had a great time.
My wife's got some egg money put aside.
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Nah, Benny, Benny, Benny. A shotgun's not gonna kill a monster bear like that!
Nice outfit! You're Mr. Coordinated tonight, huh?
Nice Zagnut.
No more thinking about unpleasant things.
No problem.
No, come on! Oh, yeah.
No, I don't.
No, I found it. I wanna go first.
No, I wanna! I wanna!
No, I'm calling him down.
No, it wasn't really funny, but because I love you, it was.
No, it's this way. I remember.
No, it's true. It's true.
No, no, go away. Leave me alone!
No, no, I mean it, honey! I mean it. It is lonely.
No, no, no, you specify, you clarify it for me. All right?
No, no, you go ahead. I really just can't seem to relax in filth.
No, no. I'm thinking about nightmares.
No, no. They have to hear this.
No, not at all.
No, that was the truth.
No, this is
No, you didn't say pizza, you said something else.
No, you weren't a bitch.
No! True! True! Out there.
No.
No. They suck blood.
Normally, I'm not a mean person, but I'm a...
Not bad, huh?
Not bad, huh?
Not me. What?
Now I saw that bear,
Now I've got to spend a week with Roman!
Now that you mention it, I do kind of sense something kind of strange.
Now watch me work, y'all
Now we got him.
Now we'll get some action.
Now what are you up to?
Now, come on. Get in there and help your kids.
Now, I ask you. What do you see?
Now, look, Roman.
Now, that story gave me nightmares not to be believed.
Now, there's no mystery here, Chet. I know how you really feel about me.
Now, uh, you will be Shelana!
Now, you folks enjoy your stay.
Now, you know I never turn my back on family.
Of Clare County.
Of heart attacks and strokes long before you.
Of the people I'm gonna bless with this opportunity, and I say bless,
Officially?
Oh, baloney!
Oh, Benny, Benny, honey!
Oh, bite the big one, Uncle Roman!
Oh, blow it out your ass, Ben!
Oh, blow it out your ass.
Oh, boy! What a night, huh?
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. We started something.
Oh, come on! It was a kind of true story.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Oh, don't. Hey, you are.
Oh, gee, it's wet!
Oh, get off me. Get off, you son of a bitch.
Oh, God, no.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God! That's rotted. Oh!
Oh, good God.
Oh, great.
Oh, he's heating the flue.
Oh, honey, come on.
Oh, honey!
Oh, honey.
Oh, honey.
Oh, I hear from my uncle every now and then.
Oh, I hope this investment really works out for them.
Oh, I love it when I'm the oak tree woman!
Oh, I'll split that with you.
Oh, jeez, damn!
Oh, jeez!
Oh, jeez.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Honey.
Oh, my goodness! Jumping lobster!
Oh, my gosh! Hi, honey.
Oh, my head.
Oh, my little sweeties!
Oh, neat!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! What happened? I'm sorry.
Oh, no. No. Not in my lifetime, no.
Oh, no. Oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, right in the...
Oh, Roman.
Oh, thank God you're here.
Oh, thank you for sharing that. Thank you.
Oh, that's our world famous Paul Bunyan's Blue Ox Steak.
Oh, the pain.
Oh, there we go. There we go.
Oh, well, I'm glad.
Oh, what happened?
Oh, what? What? What is that look?
Oh, wow! It hasn't changed.
Oh, wow! Just something.
Oh, yeah, hold on just a minute.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah! Once!
Oh, yeah. Do you mind if I just walk around for a while? You know, cruise the town?
Oh, yeah. Hey!
Oh, you find that funny? Yeah, that was hysterical, wasn't it?
Oh, you have an awful lot of nerve, Roman. A lot of nerve.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! I love you. I love you.
Oh! Nature all around us, boys.
Oh! No, no, no. That bear's gone.
Oh! Well, go find yourself a spin cycle.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, but don't be too late.
Okay, climb on, Cara. Mara, get on your sister's back.
Okay, fine, Buck. Goodbye.
Okay, girls, Uncle Chet's here.
Okay, grab hold of my jacket.
Okay, hang on, okay? Hang on tight.
Okay, he's wimping out. I'll have to take care of it.
Okay, here we go now. Everybody help Uncle Chet.
Okay, hold it, hold it! That's good enough. Hey!
Okay, let's go. We'll walk it.
Okay, let's roll! All right.
Okay, okay, just be still.
Okay, okay, okay. Nobody's blowing anything out their ass. Okay?
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, you hang onto Daddy as tight as you can, all right? Okay?
Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right, now you let me know
Okay. All right, we wanna get outta here.
Okay. All right. On the count of three, insert your hook. Ready?
Okay. Cammie's really busy waiting on cars right now. May I take a message?
Okay. Dad, I'll figure it out. Just give me the skis already.
Okay. Okay, you got it? Good. Good.
Okay. Where?
On the validity of the tale which Uncle Chet shared with us this evening.
One day you're gonna tell your kids this story. You will. I guarantee it.
One night we were getting ready for bed
One of the men I admired.
One, two, three
One, two, three, go!
One, two, three.
Only worse. Worse, worse.
Ooh, that had to hurt.
Ooh! Ah!
Ooh! Yeah. Yeah.
Or the Dead Sea. Would've had a lot more fun!
Or would you rather skim the waves with Uncle Roman in a jet boat?
Or you don't get no spendin' cash
Or you don't go out Friday night
Our eyes locked. My heart was pumping.
Our kids already do that.
Our Lady of Victory...
Our sincerest congratulations, sir.
Ow! Do it
Ow! Do it
Ow! Uh!
Ow! Uh!
Ow! Uh!
Ow! Uh!
Ow! Uh!
Ow! Would you watch the hook?
Part of it happened. I just embellished a bit, that's all. Come on, kids.
People seem to like that.
Personally, I'd rather see a 46 inch bust singing Burning Love.
Pizza. You said a "goat" in there.
Pontoon boat. What the hell you gonna do with a pontoon boat?
Porcupine quills. Loves porcupines, hates people.
Power's out!
Pray for us. Break! Let's go.
Probably.
Promise? Promise.
Pump, pump, pump,
Pump, pump.
Put a cork in it, honey. Talking business.
Put it in there with all the others.
Put your hands on your hips, yeah
Put your hands on your hips, yeah
Put your light up there.
Race you home. You got it.
Razor sharp
Really inappropriate, Chet.
Really, a month? That long?
Really?
Remember, go loose when you fall. Just go loose.
Retake Omaha Beach?
Right here!
Right now? Yeah, what the hell?
Right there. Right there, Dad. Look up! Look up!
Right, Reg?
Right.
Ripley!
Roll over on your back
Roman and I are gonna have a talk a little later on, girls.
Roman Craig. Pleased to meet you.
Roman taught me. He's vicious.
Roman, I got a few things to gnaw over with you.
Roman, I'm...
Roman, knock it off.
Roman, they're your children. Be their father, for God sakes.
Roman, what are you doing?
Roman, what the hell are you doing?
Roman, where are the girls?
Roman, why don't we just get out of here? Come on, honey.
Roman, you could help on this, you know.
Roman! Girls! I'm back.
Roman. Roman.
Roman's making goat cheese pizza and we'll take it over to the lodge.
Rugged, manly, all that stuff. The full nine yards.
Ruining your vacation? Is that what you said?
Rule one, no relative of mine is gonna eat hot dogs
Run down to the shed, get a shovel.
Sat on it a week, sold it taking a 300 percent profit.
Save that one. That'll be for me.
See what I mean? Yeah.
See you later.
See, a lot of people are hip to this.
See, Connie and I honeymooned up at this very same lake.
See, I can't believe how dangerously old fashioned your thinking is.
Seriously, though, has anybody ever eaten one?
Seventy nine cents.
She may be out there.
She's in heat too. Too bad you're not a dog.
She's so cute!
Shelana the woods temptress?
Shelana, the oak tree woman.
Shit!
Shoo, shoo, shoo. Hi.
Shoot him!
Shoot him! Shoot him!
Since we're up here in the North Woods.
Six times!
Six.
Sixty six times
Sixty six times!
Smell that air. Isn't that something?
So I made the fangs a little bigger. Jeez.
So I raised the rifle, I took aim and I fired!
So I'm here to say that there actually is no bear
So now I get the look. I was just trying to have some fun.
So they can hear their voices echo.
So when you go to bed tonight,
So, anyway, you're an intelligent man.
So, I think we should go into town tomorrow and pick up a ski boat.
So, like...
So, no more thinking about bears, all right?
So, now it's all starting to ooze out. It's very interesting, isn't it, Katie?
So, what? Stop fighting and go, go, go kill it.
So?
So?
Soft, fluffy things.
Sometimes it's 200 percent, sometimes 100 percent.
Sorry, Dad.
Sorry, Dad.
Sorry, I think I have to tell you this story.
Sounds good to me.
Speaking of shots, set us up.
Stained pink
Stop it, Chet. You know, the kids are at the lake.
Sun porch? Yeah.
Super.
Sure, Dad.
Sure.
Take a good look.
Take care of them, Roman.
Take care!
Take it easy.
Take it in. Take it all in.
Take out the papers and the trash
Take the good with the bad.
Take your seats, in the trunk.
Tell Ripley, too, huh? Done.
Temptress of the woods.
Thank you very much. How could you not in a place like this?
Thank you.
Thanks for the ring.
Thanks, Bucky.
Thanks, Uncle Chet.
Thanks.
That a neo skunk thing or... Roman, what are you...
That ain't the last bite.
That bear had become a man eater.
That didn't scare him, Dad.
That he trusts you with his financial well being.
That he wrote you that check.
That Jimbo's not a bad guy. I just had a word with him. Here's the kicker.
That thing!
That was a real good shot. That was really, really good.
That was a shot!
That was a shot.
That was quite a surprise. I mean...
That was quite a surprise. I mean...
That was roaming about the area.
That we can disagree so vehemently,
That would be something else, I'm telling you.
That you'd figure there'd be strings attached.
That's $25,000. What's your cash position?
That's a goddamn lamp!
That's a lot of money for him.
That's good. Processing nicely. Processing very, very good.
That's it. Have it your way.
That's just the sound they make. The high pitched squeal.
That's my favorite.
That's okay. We're renting a pontoon boat.
That's quite a hairdo you got going there, Reg.
That's six hot dogs, Dad.
That's the old city in your lungs.
That's the point of this trip, to be in the woods.
That's the way you get it going.
That's too much boat. It's just too much.
That's what it means.
That's why I don't understand what I'm doing here with you.
That's why I was such a bitch to you that first night.
That's why we're up here, you know. I know.
The bald headed killer bear
The buckshot shaved the hair clean off the top of its head.
The Chet Ripley's of the world are just able to lay back
The fact of the matter is, Chet,
The guy's driving me crazy!
The men, the guys, together.
The next time you stab somebody in the back, Chester,
The paws on this thing were immense...
The point of the matter is,
The president of Energy and Resources died in bed.
The rest of us are all probably gonna die
The war shut the facility down. It's never been reopened.
Then
Then I'll pull you up.
Then I'm gonna throw it down.
Then one at a time I'll pull you up, okay?
Then the pots and pans started rattling.
There she is. Oh, that's a gorgeous cabin.
There we go.
There you go.
There you go. Okay, we're leaning back. Okay, now there's trouble.
There!
There'll be times we'll go a month without going to bed together.
There's a big difference between wimping and thinking.
There's an old mica mine on the other side of the property.
There's fish all over this house. Look, a pink one.
These are the biggest worms I've ever encountered.
They caught their limit, and then blew. It's all redecorated inside.
They'll be okay. Don't worry about a thing.
They'll be telling their grandkids about this.
They're 28 bucks a pop. Twenty eight? Oh, my God.
They're gonna be all right.
They're great, Dad. "They're great, Dad."
They're hiding under a bed or something.
They're not worms, they're leeches.
Think fast! Think fast!
This bear was over eight feet high.
This deal came up. It looked good. I got overextended,
This guy's a riot.
This is a little different. We weren't invited.
This is great.
This is very important to Roman and me. I miss you, Connie.
This is very unfair, Roman.
This wasn't a movie. This was happening. This was now. This was right in front of me.
Three hundred percent profit, huh?
Threw aside our plans to come up here,
To a man who's had the courage to live on this earth 109 years.
To check it out,
To show these dead asses how to start to learn to have a good time.
To show you I'm the kind of guy that can forgive and forget,
To the memories.
Try again.
Try me.
Try this way. Okay.
Turn that off. Turn it off. Oh yeah. No, no, Chester, you said it.
Turn the damn thing off! Turn it off.
Turned around,
Twistin' with Lucy
Two pounder? Yeah, big wings.
Ugh, sick, God.
Ugh.
Um, the bait shop?
Um, three days.
Um...
Uncle Chet?
Uncle George?
Uncle Roman will blow some coin on a kick ass drag boat.
Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
Until someone finds the toilet seat?
Upstairs! There's a bear!
Very big. Yeah.
Very funny, very funny. Gimme a leech, will you?
Violent, but yeah, cute.
Wait a minute. No way. Wait a hot shit minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What happened that got you so crazy?
Wait a second. Why would I ditch you?
Wait up, you guys.
Wait. You don't even know me.
Wally, what's the bear dump situation like?
Wally, your dog ever had a bath before?
Want to go for it, girls?
Was a pane of glass.
Was just a yarn, spinning for our entertainment.
Was the biggest, baddest bear
Watch out for those Wisconsin rattlers or wild boar.
Watch the doors.
Watch your heads. Here it comes!
We call it the Loon's Nest.
We did it!
We don't have time. You can do it.
We don't need a vote, all right? If you guys want a jet boat, you get a jet boat.
We got a good one.
We got a shot to see a female Elvis impersonator over in White Water
We got it!
We got it!
We had a fishing party in there up until yesterday.
We need a plan. It's bigger than I thought. It's about a two pounder.
We should have gone to Europe. Or maybe even Haiti, or Antarctica.
We should've brought Uncle Roman's car.
We stayed at my uncle's cabin.
We were living well, right? Well beyond our means.
We'll be right down. Go on.
We'll find them, Katie. We'll find them.
We'll have this little baby squealing mayday by midnight.
We'll help you.
We're broke, we're bankrupt, we're busted.
We're busted?
We're glad you're home, honey.
We're gonna be scraping the bugs off our teeth with this baby, Ben!
We're gonna close our eyes and dream about nice things.
We're gonna go over it one more time, okay? Fine.
We're gonna talk about helping people.
We've got a bingo!
We've got stuff!
Well what?
Well, can you get it?
Well, easy money is money easily lost.
Well, from the way you spoke to me last night,
Well, he may take a little while with that last bite, but it'll go down.
Well, honey, maybe if you spent less time at work
Well, I do all right.
Well, I think it's a real testament to the strength of the family
Well, I'd still like to offer you a piece of that investment.
Well, I'll be picking splinters out of it from now until the day I die!
Well, it ain't raining.
Well, it's funny you didn't mention this before.
Well, it's not.
Well, it's the first good idea you've had since you've been here.
Well, it's your cabin. We didn't order one with bats.
Well, maybe he hung up on you.
Well, no one ever accused you of having a grand vision. Nope.
Well, nobody forced you to come up here, buddy boy.
Well, sure it is. There's nothing on that plate but gristle and fat.
Well, the pants are riding up the butt something fierce
Well, the upside is phenomenal, the downside is zip.
Well, we got the house to ourselves. Hello.
Well, what happened?
Well, you stay here too, you know. You're the host.
Well?
Well? Is this a real North Woods lodge or what?
Well... Quite the look on you.
Went into the alley
What a fighter.
What a gas!
What about his kids? Let's talk about his kids.
What about the bear dump?
What about the kids?
What about the kids? I don't care!
What about the kids? They're down at the lake.
What about this father son thing? You're gonna leave, you're gonna pack up?
What are we doing sitting here?
What are you doing down here?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? I don't know. I don't know.
What are you feeding me now?
What are you saying? Huh?
What are you saying? We have plenty of room.
What can I do you for?
What did he say? I missed it.
What did I do?
What did you say? Pizza?
What do I do, push the red button?
What do you mean? All kids like bugs. They're cute.
What do you say we call it a night, huh?
What do you say? Sound good, guys?
What does it look like I'm up to?
What exactly is this thing again?
What happened to that... That dog's face?
What happened to the lights, Dad?
What happened?
What I really want to say is thank you.
What if I blow it? What are we gonna do? We gotta get some help.
What if I lose it? You won't lose it.
What is he saying? What?
What it means is I would like to blow Uncle Roman out my ass!
What it means...
What mine?
What old man wouldn't like a little girl kissing him on the cheek?
What stuff is there to steal?
What the hell are you talking about? We're a family, for crying out loud!
What the hell is that supposed to mean? Never mind, honey.
What the hell...
What time do you finish work?
What time do you get off work tonight?
What was that?
What we need, Roman, big plan, big plan. That's what we need.
What we're having here is a little problem.
What would you call me?
What, did you forget something?
What, what, what, what?
What? It was a story!
What? There's some trouble.
What? Who's saying something about my tails? They're killers.
What's going on, for God sakes? What is it? What is it? What is it?
What's going on, Wally?
What's he saying?
What's he saying? "Faster."
What's it look like I'm doing?
What's the Old '96er?
What's this? What's this over here?
Whatever you do,
When do you go back to Chicago?
When I say "ready," huh?
When I say "ready."
When you get back we're gonna spend some time together. Right.
When you're ready to come up, when you put it on, okay?
Where am I supposed to put the tray?
Where are you? Where are you?
Where is he? Where is he?
Where the hell were you?
Where's he going?
Where's that ball slapping nag you were riding?
Where's the bins? Where's the flashlights?
Where's the flashlight?
Which way?
Who won't be able to look at another girl without comparing her to me.
Who'd been subjected to violent,
Who's handling your investments?
Whoa, jeez.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! Hey! What the hell are you doing?
Whoa! Hot! Ow!
Whoa! Trees in the parking lot.
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa. Big head on him.
Whoo boy!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo. Jeez!
Why did you do this? Why now? I was ready to go!
Why didn't you tell me? Did you think that I wouldn't understand?
Why do you always do this to me, you know?
Why don't you come over here and show me how to do it?
Why is it Chet's kids look at him like he's Zeus
Why me?
Why not? Because it's rude.
Why the hell would you want to come up to
Why would he say "race me home"?
Why would our minister hang up on me? I've been to his church.
Why, why, why?
Why?
Why?
Why? Because my father gave it to me,
Why? He's nocturnal.
Why? That's the great thing about being in the North Woods, Connie.
Will I see you soon?
With big, white teeth.
With Horny the Bear, Smokey's cousin?
With Long Tall Sally
Wormer, shut the frig up. What can I do you for?
Would you like one to match his?
Wow, hot! Oh ho!
Wow!
Wow.
Wow.
Yakety yak Don't talk back
Yakety yak Don't talk back
Yakety yak Don't talk back
Yakety yak Don't talk back
Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yeah, among other things. What? Do they?
Yeah, Dad, about 100 times. I don't think the guy can hear us or something. He's deaf.
Yeah, Dad.
Yeah, go find yourself a spin cycle.
Yeah, I can hold, but not for too long.
Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah, I know muskie's the big deal fish up in these waters,
Yeah, I'll be right there. Just a sec. Look, I gotta go. Okay?
Yeah, I'm curious.
Yeah, I'm here. Thank God you're here.
Yeah, I'm reading the Wall Street Report.
Yeah, I'm tired. Me, too. Me, too.
Yeah, if you can find me.
Yeah, it does. Hello!
Yeah, it sounds good.
Yeah, let's just go.
Yeah, some kind of...
Yeah, thanks.
Yeah, that's a fact.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, very.
Yeah, we have one in our family. Hey, hey, hey.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! That'll be the day.
Yeah? Well, I do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Good, good.
Yeah. I understand.
Yeah. Maybe.
Yeah. Still that's pretty good.
Yeah. That should do it. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, I'll take her phone number. I'll change that.
Yes, Ben?
Yes, sweetheart?
Yes, yes, I was.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yogi and Boo Boo in the flesh.
You ain't even seen pushing yet!
You ain't gonna rock and roll no more
You all packed?
You and I coming up to the woods is like your father bringing you here.
You bastard, Roman!
You bastard!
You bastard!
You better check under the stalls for feet.
You can run around here naked as a bear
You can write a check now for as much as you can cover.
You city dwelling fools are damn lucky to have this cabin.
You come back!
You could get the shits from the well water.
You did figure it out, Kate.
You didn't give me a chance to apologize.
You didn't want to talk about money!
You don't crumple a newspaper up. You twist it. Twist it.
You don't have to focus? You don't have to focus. Just push the red button.
You don't have to hide from me. Tell me what it is.
You don't know how local I am.
You don't need any help from somebody who might know a little something about skiing, huh?
You don't need any notes on this, huh?
You drive safely.
You fellows met Reg?
You figure it out for yourself.
You get to wear the good outfits!
You got a good life. Pretty good.
You got about three minutes and 25 grand? Jerry?
You got chalk right there.
You got hungry and had to eat the nag, huh?
You got me.
You got to know how to pony
You got to know how to pony
You guys wanna cruise the lake in comfort
You have a great time with these things.
You have my permission never to speak to me as long as we both shall live.
You just put on your coat and hat
You just put on your coat and hat
You kids been fooling around with the flashlight?
You know damn well what he means.
You know exactly what to do at any given moment.
You know I feel all right, huh!
You know I feel all right, huh!
You know the trouble with you, Ripley?
You know what a loon is, noodlehead?
You know what they make those things out of, huh, Chet?
You know, Chet and I haven't had lobster in an age, not since our anniversary, anyway.
You know, he's teaching the kid, giving him lessons. Wants Benny to be safe.
You know, he's the oldest living man in Canada, kids. Isn't that something?
You know, I've never had a boyfriend for longer than two weeks.
You know, one day you're gonna be coming up here with your kids.
You know, we can't even use the bathroom
You know, we could play cards.
You know, we're here. Let's go. Come on.
You know, you have a knack with money,
You know, you may think I'm made out of armor and nails, man,
You know...
You little dolls wanna go outside and catch fireflies?
You made it up?
You make a good living. Not bad.
You messed up the words, Ben.
You might as well blow the whole family out your ass while you're at it, Dad.
You might as well pour ice cubes in there.
You okay, Dad?
You owe me big for this one.
You put your bathing suit on, and we'll go down to the lake.
You remember?
You rode it like it was.
You see him running like hell for home, you head for cover.
You see, once a bear gets a taste for blood,
You should have your piece too.
You still thought to include him in that investment.
You swim from them, you fish from them, and even bring the barbecue out.
You talk a great game.
You think it's possible that we could play fashion parade? Please.
You think you could throw in a couple of Paul Bunyan hats for the kids?
You tour the lake in comfort is what I'm saying.
You want me to take care of the thing, I'll take care of the thing.
You want to go to White Water, go to White Water.
You wasted her?
You were in the john with Kate and Connie's dad.
You were picking your nose.
You were talking.
You what?
You will? Yeah.
You wishing Mr. Tompkins a happy birthday?
You won't ditch me?
You wouldn't know a good time
You wouldn't understand.
You'd better believe it!
You'll be fine.
You'll have to excuse my brother in law.
You'll never get a fire going that way.
You'll never meet a guy more tuned into the barometric pressure than Reg is.
You're a big man. And you're a nice man. And you're above all this.
You're a good man. You're the best.
You're a louse!
You're disgusting. Kids?
You're grown up now. You deserve it.
You're never too old for hugs.
You're not so bad yourself.
You're sweet.
You've got it in neutral!
Your mother's probably worried sick about you.
8:00?
8:00.
8:00.
A nice kiss on the cheek. No.
A thing! What thing?
Come on, honey. Uncle Roman, wait for Dad.
Come on, this is important, Ben. Okay!
He has endurance. Yes, he does.
Here he comes. Where's our pal? Where is he?
Honey? Yes, Roman?
How do you focus? You don't focus.
Is that right? It's beautiful.
Look at that. Check it out.
No. You messed up the words twice.
Not you! What?
Oh, no, I'll let you wear them. You will?
Okay, hold this. Thanks, Dad. Fix your vest up.
Okay. Miss?
What is he doing? I don't know.
...how important this is.
...with big black claws,
'Cause we had a nice time having you, and we're gonna miss you.
"Apollo unicel..."
"For prompt service, blow me."
"Race you home."
"Race you home."
"That Roman Craig is a crooked son of a bitch."
"What happened?" Come on! "What happened?" Yeah.