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Home Alone 3 Home Alone 3: Hilarity, Adventure, and Mischief Unleashed! Year: 1997 Get ready for a wild ride filled with

Home Alone 3

Home Alone 3: Hilarity, Adventure, and Mischief Unleashed!

Year: 1997

Get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, action, and ultimate mischief in the family comedy film, "Home Alone 3." Released in 1997, this installment in the famous Home Alone franchise introduces a new cast to bring the joy and chaos directly into your living room.

Directed by Raja Gosnell, "Home Alone 3" takes audiences on an exciting and hilarious adventure as a young boy faces off against a group of international criminals. While the film features an all-new cast, the spirit of the original Home Alone films remains intact, delivering an entertaining and lighthearted experience for viewers of all ages.

Leading the cast is Alex D. Linz, who plays the mischievous eight-year-old Alex Pruitt. Alex finds himself in the midst of a high-stakes adventure when a group of criminals unknowingly takes possession of a top-secret microchip hidden in his remote-control car. With cunning, creativity, and plenty of booby-traps, Alex puts up an epic fight against the bumbling criminals to protect his family and neighborhood.

Playing Karen Pruitt, Alex's savvy and caring older sister, is actress Haviland Morris. She supports Alex in his shenanigans, bringing a sisterly bond to the forefront of the film. Rounding out the Pruitt family is Kevin Kilbane as Stan Pruitt, Alex's older brother, and Marian Seldes as Mrs. Hess, their kind but formidable neighbor who becomes an unlikely ally in Alex's mission.

As with any Home Alone film, the villains play a significant role in adding both danger and comedic moments to the storyline. Alex D. Linz's adversary comes in the form of the four criminals, hilariously portrayed by David Thornton as Peter Beaupre, Olek Krupa as Burton Jernigan, Lenny von Dohlen as Earl Unger, and Seth Smith as Alice Ribbons. Each criminal has their unique quirks and bumbling characteristics that make for incredibly entertaining encounters with young Alex.

"Home Alone 3" expertly combines humor, adventure, and family dynamics to create an enjoyable viewing experience. The comedic timing and physical comedy throughout the film have viewers laughing out loud, while the heartwarming moments highlight the importance of family, friendship, and bravery.

To immerse yourself further in the world of "Home Alone 3," you can now play and download the sounds directly from the movie. Every iconic scream, clever trap, and comical mishap can be relived, allowing fans to embrace the hilarity and adventure from the comfort of their own homes. Whether you want to recreate the excitement of Alex's Rube Goldberg-style traps or simply enjoy the film's catchy soundtrack, these sounds are sure to bring back fond memories and keep you entertained for hours on end.

So gather your family, grab some popcorn, and get ready for a nostalgia-filled movie night. Join Alex Pruitt and his new friends as they outwit the bumbling criminals, all while delivering side-splitting comedy and heartwarming moments. With "Home Alone 3," the adventure never ends, and the laughter never stops.

Play and download these sounds here and let the mischief begin in your living room!

[Link to the sounds: *insert link here*]

Sit back, relax, and prepare to be thoroughly entertained. Home Alone 3 will take you on a rollercoaster of hilarity, action, and unforgettable moments that will leave you craving for more. Get ready to laugh, cheer, and join the adventure today!

A package was to be delivered to us, but perhaps they brought it here.
A package was to be delivered to us, but perhaps they brought it here.
A thought for you to consider:
A thought for you to consider:
A trunk full of books...
A trunk full of books...
A white male a little older than Dad, wearing butt inspection gloves.
A white male a little older than Dad, wearing butt inspection gloves.
Abort. Abort.
Abort. Abort.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Agent Stuckey, FBI.
Agent Stuckey, FBI.
Agent Stuckey, FBI.
Agent Stuckey, FBI.
AGENT: And it's available immediately.
AGENT: And it's available immediately.
AGENT: Here we are. ALICE: I wish my husband could be here.
AGENT: Here we are. ALICE: I wish my husband could be here.
AGENT: It's a cozy little place.
AGENT: It's a cozy little place.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah.
Ah.
Air Force NSB 100, C series.
Air Force NSB 100, C series.
Alex slammed the seat down on his thing again!
Alex slammed the seat down on his thing again!
Alex, apologize to the chief and go up to your room.
Alex, apologize to the chief and go up to your room.
Alex, can you get the door?
Alex, can you get the door?
Alex, do you know a Bradley Clovis?
Alex, do you know a Bradley Clovis?
Alex, I can't help you there.
Alex, I can't help you there.
Alex, I'm on with the office!
Alex, I'm on with the office!
Alex, listen to the chief.
Alex, listen to the chief.
Alex, what happened?
Alex, what happened?
Alex! I'm very sorry.
Alex! I'm very sorry.
Alex?
Alex?
Alex.
Alex.
Alice, what's your position?
Alice, what's your position?
Alice, you take the south side.
Alice, you take the south side.
ALICE: Cars came and went. The mailman came by.
ALICE: Cars came and went. The mailman came by.
ALICE: Excuse me.
ALICE: Excuse me.
ALICE: Isn't this charming!
ALICE: Isn't this charming!
ALICE: Mr. Jernigan, follow me. Slowly.
ALICE: Mr. Jernigan, follow me. Slowly.
ALICE: Mr. Unger, go ahead.
ALICE: Mr. Unger, go ahead.
ALICE: The same way you will.
ALICE: The same way you will.
ALICE: What stinks? UNGER: Shut up.
ALICE: What stinks? UNGER: Shut up.
ALICE: What went wrong with the burglar alarm?
ALICE: What went wrong with the burglar alarm?
ALICE: Where is he?
ALICE: Where is he?
ALICE: You're jumping onto a trampoline.
ALICE: You're jumping onto a trampoline.
Alice?
Alice?
Alice?
Alice?
Alice?
Alice?
Alice?
Alice?
All clear.
All clear.
All flights to Chicago continue to be delayed due to severe weather.
All flights to Chicago continue to be delayed due to severe weather.
All have wreaths and Christmas trees...
All have wreaths and Christmas trees...
All right.
All right.
All right. No cooking.
All right. No cooking.
Always.
Always.
And Alice Rivens.
And Alice Rivens.
And behind door number one!
And behind door number one!
And even worse...
And even worse...
And have your mother teach you...
And have your mother teach you...
And nullify all the participants.
And nullify all the participants.
And other figments of my imagination?
And other figments of my imagination?
And taking care of my sick child and I don't appreciate it.
And taking care of my sick child and I don't appreciate it.
And the crowd goes wild.
And the crowd goes wild.
And the snow's all shoveled.
And the snow's all shoveled.
And they're looking in every house because they don't know who has it.
And they're looking in every house because they don't know who has it.
And to an evil octogenarian to repair their doors.
And to an evil octogenarian to repair their doors.
And you're a very sweet young man.
And you're a very sweet young man.
Approaching target.
Approaching target.
Are we certain target has not left?
Are we certain target has not left?
Are you almost done in there?
Are you almost done in there?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
As a matter of fact, I did.
As a matter of fact, I did.
At airport security...
At airport security...
Bad, bad Leroy Brown
Bad, bad Leroy Brown
Bad, bad, Leroy Brown
Bad, bad, Leroy Brown
Badder than old King Kong
Badder than old King Kong
Baddest cat in the whole damn town
Baddest cat in the whole damn town
Bars, restaurants, club lounge, clean.
Bars, restaurants, club lounge, clean.
Be safe. Keep an eye on the old place.
Be safe. Keep an eye on the old place.
BEAUPRE: Here.
BEAUPRE: Here.
BEAUPRE: Out of my way. ALICE: Move.
BEAUPRE: Out of my way. ALICE: Move.
BEAUPRE: We didn't anticipate the defense.
BEAUPRE: We didn't anticipate the defense.
Because of some silly, inconsiderate boob who took my bag...
Because of some silly, inconsiderate boob who took my bag...
Big, old...
Big, old...
Block the street.
Block the street.
Boo!
Boo!
Books. Plural.
Books. Plural.
Boredom? It's deadly in old folks.
Boredom? It's deadly in old folks.
Brring! Brring!
Brring! Brring!
Bud, you're a hero.
Bud, you're a hero.
Bull's eye!
Bull's eye!
Bull's eye.
Bull's eye.
Burglar at the Stephans'! I saw him with my telescope!
Burglar at the Stephans'! I saw him with my telescope!
Burton Jernigan...
Burton Jernigan...
But the chip itself.
But the chip itself.
But this is my neighborhood and this is my house.
But this is my neighborhood and this is my house.
But whoever possesses this chip could dominate the entire region.
But whoever possesses this chip could dominate the entire region.
But you can't see because I'm covered up.
But you can't see because I'm covered up.
But you have to look under a magnifying glass to see.
But you have to look under a magnifying glass to see.
By criminals working for a North Korean terrorist organization.
By criminals working for a North Korean terrorist organization.
Call her, you'll be surprised.
Call her, you'll be surprised.
Can I give you the chip number to give to the right guys?
Can I give you the chip number to give to the right guys?
Can I have your address?
Can I have your address?
Can Mrs. Hess go inside? She's very old and very cold.
Can Mrs. Hess go inside? She's very old and very cold.
Careful! Careful!
Careful! Careful!
Charlie, I told you last year, and I'm telling you now...
Charlie, I told you last year, and I'm telling you now...
Charlie, you know I can't come in. Alex is sick.
Charlie, you know I can't come in. Alex is sick.
Charlie, you're making me choose between making a house payment...
Charlie, you're making me choose between making a house payment...
Check the back.
Check the back.
Christmas tree by the driveway, and the driveway...
Christmas tree by the driveway, and the driveway...
Clear.
Clear.
Come back on that.
Come back on that.
Come here.
Come here.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, Doris.
Come on, Doris.
Come on, get up!
Come on, get up!
Come on, go, go, go!
Come on, go, go, go!
Come on! Go! Go! Go!
Come on! Go! Go! Go!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Computer chip, huh? Where'd you find it?
Computer chip, huh? Where'd you find it?
Consider this your payment. I have no use for it.
Consider this your payment. I have no use for it.
Cool!
Cool!
Could you check on Alex?
Could you check on Alex?
Could you pass me the false alarms?
Could you pass me the false alarms?
Couldn't a grown up crook figure it out too?
Couldn't a grown up crook figure it out too?
Counting down in...
Counting down in...
Cover him, I'll cover the stairs.
Cover him, I'll cover the stairs.
Crooks at 30 yards and closing.
Crooks at 30 yards and closing.
Dad, cab's here.
Dad, cab's here.
Dad!
Dad!
Dad.
Dad.
Dad's home tomorrow.
Dad's home tomorrow.
Describe the house, please.
Describe the house, please.
Did he see it happen?
Did he see it happen?
Did I disconnect you, Karen?
Did I disconnect you, Karen?
Did you watch the weather?
Did you watch the weather?
Do not leave your bags unattended.
Do not leave your bags unattended.
Do not, I repeat, do not draw attention to yourself.
Do not, I repeat, do not draw attention to yourself.
Doesn't appear that any thing's been taken.
Doesn't appear that any thing's been taken.
Don't come in. I'm naked.
Don't come in. I'm naked.
Don't get smart with me. Sick or not, I'm very angry with you.
Don't get smart with me. Sick or not, I'm very angry with you.
Don't push.
Don't push.
Don't spin!
Don't spin!
Don't start with me.
Don't start with me.
Don't talk to her.
Don't talk to her.
Don't touch the yarn. It's wired.
Don't touch the yarn. It's wired.
Don't...
Don't...
Doris, come on!
Doris, come on!
Double or nothing.
Double or nothing.
Earl Unger...
Earl Unger...
Evacuate the area.
Evacuate the area.
Everybody's in a hurry.
Everybody's in a hurry.
Ew, yuck!
Ew, yuck!
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excuse me for being a good citizen.
Excuse me for being a good citizen.
Excuse me, I saw a man in Karen Stephans' bedroom.
Excuse me, I saw a man in Karen Stephans' bedroom.
Excuse me, Mr. Unger. I didn't get taken down by an infant.
Excuse me, Mr. Unger. I didn't get taken down by an infant.
Excuse me, pop. Can I ask you something?
Excuse me, pop. Can I ask you something?
First the Stephans.
First the Stephans.
First, we free the hostages.
First, we free the hostages.
Five, four, three, two...
Five, four, three, two...
Fond of that little boy across the street.
Fond of that little boy across the street.
For all the misery you caused me.
For all the misery you caused me.
For your whole life, if you call for help, it won't come.
For your whole life, if you call for help, it won't come.
Fourth house. Moving to the alley.
Fourth house. Moving to the alley.
Freeze!
Freeze!
Freeze!
Freeze!
Fresh air will be good for you.
Fresh air will be good for you.
Gentlemen, start your engines.
Gentlemen, start your engines.
Get ready to rumble! Play ball!
Get ready to rumble! Play ball!
Get the chip.
Get the chip.
Give me a kiss.
Give me a kiss.
Give me the chip.
Give me the chip.
Go fill your commuter cup with coffee and I'll get your coat for you.
Go fill your commuter cup with coffee and I'll get your coat for you.
Go, Doris, go!
Go, Doris, go!
Go, Doris.
Go, Doris.
Go!
Go!
Good afternoon. We just moved into your neighborhood.
Good afternoon. We just moved into your neighborhood.
Good night, Alex.
Good night, Alex.
Goodbye, sweetie.
Goodbye, sweetie.
Got him, Doris. Got him.
Got him, Doris. Got him.
Gotcha!
Gotcha!
Gotcha!
Gotcha!
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Great. I'll call every half hour.
Great. I'll call every half hour.
Green eyed lady, lovely lady
Green eyed lady, lovely lady
Green eyed lady, ocean lady
Green eyed lady, ocean lady
Greenfield's 401 k is in the Effa fund.
Greenfield's 401 k is in the Effa fund.
GROUP: He's outside.
GROUP: He's outside.
GROUP: Hello.
GROUP: Hello.
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day.
Have you ever had the chickenpox?
Have you ever had the chickenpox?
He always manages to slip away.
He always manages to slip away.
He has one of those cars, but he got it from a neighbor.
He has one of those cars, but he got it from a neighbor.
He intercepted a top secret electronic device...
He intercepted a top secret electronic device...
He may be in danger.
He may be in danger.
He takes matters into his own hands.
He takes matters into his own hands.
He took it very seriously. He arrested relatives for various crimes.
He took it very seriously. He arrested relatives for various crimes.
He's been home with the chickenpox.
He's been home with the chickenpox.
He's been running a fever.
He's been running a fever.
He's been watching us the whole time. He had a camera on us.
He's been watching us the whole time. He had a camera on us.
He's not at my house! He's at the Stephans'!
He's not at my house! He's at the Stephans'!
He's not here. He's at home.
He's not here. He's at home.
Heading down Washington Street.
Heading down Washington Street.
Heading west.
Heading west.
Heads up.
Heads up.
Heavy snow is forecasted.
Heavy snow is forecasted.
Hello, Clovis'.
Hello, Clovis'.
Hello, this is Karen. Hi, how's it going?
Hello, this is Karen. Hi, how's it going?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Here I come, you little brat.
Here I come, you little brat.
Here we go, Doris.
Here we go, Doris.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here's the chip.
Here's the chip.
Hey, come here.
Hey, come here.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey. Don't scratch.
Hey. Don't scratch.
Hey. Go home. Go home.
Hey. Go home. Go home.
Hi.
Hi.
Hide it in the toy car.
Hide it in the toy car.
Hm?
Hm?
Hm?
Hm?
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Houston, we have a problem.
Houston, we have a problem.
How embarrassing.
How embarrassing.
How'd he get outside?
How'd he get outside?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
I agree, Doris. The next stop is the Alcotts' house.
I agree, Doris. The next stop is the Alcotts' house.
I am so sorry. I'm clearly not awake.
I am so sorry. I'm clearly not awake.
I believe they're still in the U.S., but beyond that, I don't know.
I believe they're still in the U.S., but beyond that, I don't know.
I called Mrs. Hess and...
I called Mrs. Hess and...
I came to talk to your son.
I came to talk to your son.
I can't explain over the phone why we're so excited about this product.
I can't explain over the phone why we're so excited about this product.
I can't tell you how much I appreciate you hitting me with the van.
I can't tell you how much I appreciate you hitting me with the van.
I can't work weekends.
I can't work weekends.
I can't. Impossible. I have gymnastics.
I can't. Impossible. I have gymnastics.
I certainly hope that you're not...
I certainly hope that you're not...
I did, but my child wasn't sick when I promised you...
I did, but my child wasn't sick when I promised you...
I didn't copy. Where?
I didn't copy. Where?
I didn't recognize anyone, but the dog looked like Johnny Allen's...
I didn't recognize anyone, but the dog looked like Johnny Allen's...
I don't ask questions, Mr. Beaupre.
I don't ask questions, Mr. Beaupre.
I don't care for excuses. We had an understanding and you broke it.
I don't care for excuses. We had an understanding and you broke it.
I don't have it yet.
I don't have it yet.
I don't know what he saw but it wasn't a person.
I don't know what he saw but it wasn't a person.
I don't see anything.
I don't see anything.
I don't think it's just anybody. I think it's someone on our street.
I don't think it's just anybody. I think it's someone on our street.
I forgot about the stairs.
I forgot about the stairs.
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got it all covered.
I got it all covered.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I gotta go. My kid slammed the seat on his thing again.
I gotta go. My kid slammed the seat on his thing again.
I guess you have to be 35 before anyone listens to you.
I guess you have to be 35 before anyone listens to you.
I guess you're right. The less they know, the better.
I guess you're right. The less they know, the better.
I had nothing to do with it. I'm innocent!
I had nothing to do with it. I'm innocent!
I had the chickenpox when Herbert Hoover was in the White House.
I had the chickenpox when Herbert Hoover was in the White House.
I hate dogs.
I hate dogs.
I have it.
I have it.
I have my cellular. You've got my fax number.
I have my cellular. You've got my fax number.
I have my meeting from 12 till 5, so I need you and Molly...
I have my meeting from 12 till 5, so I need you and Molly...
I have to put you on hold one sec.
I have to put you on hold one sec.
I honor my clients' requests.
I honor my clients' requests.
I hope they're not...
I hope they're not...
I just have to go in...
I just have to go in...
I just never took the time to notice.
I just never took the time to notice.
I left my bread in San Francisco!
I left my bread in San Francisco!
I left my heart in San Francisco.
I left my heart in San Francisco.
I lost it.
I lost it.
I need assistance. I'm exposed.
I need assistance. I'm exposed.
I only have one.
I only have one.
I packed tropical.
I packed tropical.
I repeat, there is no movement inside.
I repeat, there is no movement inside.
I said, I'm heading to Wa...
I said, I'm heading to Wa...
I saw a burglar yesterday, and I saw one today.
I saw a burglar yesterday, and I saw one today.
I saw this door close.
I saw this door close.
I saw what I saw.
I saw what I saw.
I see it.
I see it.
I talked to Johnny last night. His dog was kidnapped Monday morning.
I talked to Johnny last night. His dog was kidnapped Monday morning.
I think blue chips are overvalued.
I think blue chips are overvalued.
I think we can handle it.
I think we can handle it.
I think we're just having an off day.
I think we're just having an off day.
I thought you were getting Mrs. Hess.
I thought you were getting Mrs. Hess.
I warned you about that telescope.
I warned you about that telescope.
I will have to terminate the mission...
I will have to terminate the mission...
I will, yes. Thank you.
I will, yes. Thank you.
I'll be fine alone.
I'll be fine alone.
I'll be gone an hour at the very most.
I'll be gone an hour at the very most.
I'll be in Cleveland on Wednesday.
I'll be in Cleveland on Wednesday.
I'll be there in just a minute. Okay, bye.
I'll be there in just a minute. Okay, bye.
I'll call you back.
I'll call you back.
I'll go in the front.
I'll go in the front.
I'll go online and keep the connection open all day.
I'll go online and keep the connection open all day.
I'll have my laptop in all my meetings.
I'll have my laptop in all my meetings.
I'll just have to do it myself.
I'll just have to do it myself.
I'll leave this open.
I'll leave this open.
I'll look around.
I'll look around.
I'll make you a sandwich.
I'll make you a sandwich.
I'll try.
I'll try.
I'll wait.
I'll wait.
I'm 8 and I figured that out.
I'm 8 and I figured that out.
I'm all right.
I'm all right.
I'm at work and in a bind.
I'm at work and in a bind.
I'm certain Bradley just misplaced his toy car.
I'm certain Bradley just misplaced his toy car.
I'm coming down.
I'm coming down.
I'm coming for you, shorty, to pay you back...
I'm coming for you, shorty, to pay you back...
I'm coming home now.
I'm coming home now.
I'm done, Mrs. Hess. I'm exhausted and sweaty...
I'm done, Mrs. Hess. I'm exhausted and sweaty...
I'm gonna have bad knees when I'm old. I'll have Jernigan to thank.
I'm gonna have bad knees when I'm old. I'll have Jernigan to thank.
I'm in the shower. Can I call you back?
I'm in the shower. Can I call you back?
I'm just going out.
I'm just going out.
I'm not at liberty to discuss it.
I'm not at liberty to discuss it.
I'm not gonna feel sad or scared.
I'm not gonna feel sad or scared.
I'm right behind the little...
I'm right behind the little...
I'm running late for the office again.
I'm running late for the office again.
I'm so sorry I didn't listen to you.
I'm so sorry I didn't listen to you.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so worried. The weather is terrible.
I'm so worried. The weather is terrible.
I'm sorry about this.
I'm sorry about this.
I'm sorry. Can I call you back in a minute?
I'm sorry. Can I call you back in a minute?
I'm strapped. I don't normally do this.
I'm strapped. I don't normally do this.
I'm sure they don't have enough time to play with it.
I'm sure they don't have enough time to play with it.
Idiot!
Idiot!
If Alex beeps me, I'm gone and you can fire me.
If Alex beeps me, I'm gone and you can fire me.
If I don't have the chip in 24 hours, Mr. Beaupre...
If I don't have the chip in 24 hours, Mr. Beaupre...
If nobody's gonna do anything about this...
If nobody's gonna do anything about this...
If that goes in a missile, air defenses can't stop it.
If that goes in a missile, air defenses can't stop it.
If that means fight, you're right.
If that means fight, you're right.
If that means hide, you're wrong.
If that means hide, you're wrong.
If that's the case, I say take no chances.
If that's the case, I say take no chances.
If you changed your shorts, maybe you wouldn't have rats in your pants!
If you changed your shorts, maybe you wouldn't have rats in your pants!
If you think that was amusing, wait till you see what I do next.
If you think that was amusing, wait till you see what I do next.
In a remote control car I got for shoveling snow for Mrs. Hess.
In a remote control car I got for shoveling snow for Mrs. Hess.
In the event that something real ever does happen.
In the event that something real ever does happen.
In the winter?
In the winter?
In your zeal to aid your neighbor, you stepped into one of my traps.
In your zeal to aid your neighbor, you stepped into one of my traps.
INTERCOM: Attention, travelers.
INTERCOM: Attention, travelers.
INTERCOM: Welcome to San Francisco International Airport.
INTERCOM: Welcome to San Francisco International Airport.
Is this a loaf of the famous San Francisco sourdough bread?
Is this a loaf of the famous San Francisco sourdough bread?
Is this him?
Is this him?
It breaks my heart to have to come and go. It shouldn't be this way.
It breaks my heart to have to come and go. It shouldn't be this way.
It can't be anything else.
It can't be anything else.
It doesn't belong to you. It's not yours.
It doesn't belong to you. It's not yours.
It got past me. It's heading south on Adams.
It got past me. It's heading south on Adams.
It has to be on a plane.
It has to be on a plane.
It looks like he has the place locked up pretty tight.
It looks like he has the place locked up pretty tight.
It means nothing to her to work weekends, but I can't.
It means nothing to her to work weekends, but I can't.
It says U.S. Air Force...
It says U.S. Air Force...
It wasn't!
It wasn't!
It wouldn 't be for more than an hour.
It wouldn 't be for more than an hour.
It's a camera. Someone's onto us.
It's a camera. Someone's onto us.
It's a kid. It has to be a kid.
It's a kid. It has to be a kid.
It's a six figure sum, which is extremely cool.
It's a six figure sum, which is extremely cool.
It's a very serious matter when a person calls the police.
It's a very serious matter when a person calls the police.
It's Alex, isn't it?
It's Alex, isn't it?
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's been a long time since I was a kid.
It's been a long time since I was a kid.
It's going through the hedge.
It's going through the hedge.
It's his mom. Did you take a toy car from him?
It's his mom. Did you take a toy car from him?
It's in sight of all the houses.
It's in sight of all the houses.
It's just you and me.
It's just you and me.
It's not that expensive.
It's not that expensive.
It's off the street, going through back yards...
It's off the street, going through back yards...
It's okay. It's not you. It's the times.
It's okay. It's not you. It's the times.
It's out of range!
It's out of range!
It's really cold outside. You're a pretty tough old bird.
It's really cold outside. You're a pretty tough old bird.
It's showtime!
It's showtime!
It's the suburbs, Mr. Unger.
It's the suburbs, Mr. Unger.
It's the Tudor with the Christmas lights in the driveway...
It's the Tudor with the Christmas lights in the driveway...
It's within the operating radius of the toy car.
It's within the operating radius of the toy car.
Jeez.
Jeez.
Jerk.
Jerk.
JERNIGAN AND UNGER: Cold. Very cold.
JERNIGAN AND UNGER: Cold. Very cold.
Jernigan, I think I'm going to enjoy this.
Jernigan, I think I'm going to enjoy this.
Jernigan, position.
Jernigan, position.
Jernigan, which direction?
Jernigan, which direction?
JERNIGAN: He's getting away!
JERNIGAN: He's getting away!
JERNIGAN: Let's move.
JERNIGAN: Let's move.
Johnson, Williams. Go around back.
Johnson, Williams. Go around back.
Just a kid home sick from school, making false alarms.
Just a kid home sick from school, making false alarms.
KAREN: Leave. JACK: Goodbye.
KAREN: Leave. JACK: Goodbye.
KAREN: Thank you.
KAREN: Thank you.
Karen...
Karen...
Keep that under your tongue. I'll be back.
Keep that under your tongue. I'll be back.
Kid, a lot of toys have "Air Force" written on it.
Kid, a lot of toys have "Air Force" written on it.
Kid's got the place booby trapped.
Kid's got the place booby trapped.
Kid's in the closet.
Kid's in the closet.
Kids. They lose something and assume it's been stolen.
Kids. They lose something and assume it's been stolen.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Ladies and gentlemen...
Let me point something out to you.
Let me point something out to you.
Let the party begin.
Let the party begin.
Let's check upstairs.
Let's check upstairs.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's move.
Let's move.
Let's see. You don't look any worse for the wear.
Let's see. You don't look any worse for the wear.
Listen, I didn't mean to accuse your son.
Listen, I didn't mean to accuse your son.
Little boys do have wild imaginations, don't they?
Little boys do have wild imaginations, don't they?
Look long enough and you'll see things, whether or not they're there.
Look long enough and you'll see things, whether or not they're there.
Look out.
Look out.
Look who woke up from her nap.
Look who woke up from her nap.
Look, Doris.
Look, Doris.
Look, Doris.
Look, Doris.
Look, Doris.
Look, Doris.
Look, I got a plane to catch.
Look, I got a plane to catch.
Loser.
Loser.
Lucy, I'm home!
Lucy, I'm home!
Ma'am, you have to wait.
Ma'am, you have to wait.
Ma'am?
Ma'am?
Maintain your position.
Maintain your position.
Make no assumptions.
Make no assumptions.
Make sure you have the right package.
Make sure you have the right package.
May I have a word with you?
May I have a word with you?
Maybe he's not so clever.
Maybe he's not so clever.
Meaner than a junkyard dog
Meaner than a junkyard dog
Melling's reviewing the proposal.
Melling's reviewing the proposal.
Missed that.
Missed that.
Mm hm.
Mm hm.
Mm mm.
Mm mm.
Mom took some documents to the bank.
Mom took some documents to the bank.
Mom!
Mom!
Mom's not back yet.
Mom's not back yet.
Most of them are Tudor...
Most of them are Tudor...
Move! Move!
Move! Move!
Move. Move!
Move. Move!
Moving every breaking wave that comes
Moving every breaking wave that comes
Moving every breaking wave that comes
Moving every breaking wave that comes
Mr. Beaupre!
Mr. Beaupre!
Mr. Jernigan, care to speculate?
Mr. Jernigan, care to speculate?
Mr. Jernigan, come here.
Mr. Jernigan, come here.
Mr. Jernigan! Mr. Unger!
Mr. Jernigan! Mr. Unger!
Mr. Jernigan.
Mr. Jernigan.
Mr. Unger, Mr. Jernigan.
Mr. Unger, Mr. Jernigan.
Mr. Unger, what are you doing?
Mr. Unger, what are you doing?
Mr. Unger, you take the north side.
Mr. Unger, you take the north side.
Mr. Unger?
Mr. Unger?
Mrs. Hess is a backup.
Mrs. Hess is a backup.
Mrs. Hess is home. You'll be fine.
Mrs. Hess is home. You'll be fine.
Mrs. Hess!
Mrs. Hess!
Mrs. Hess?
Mrs. Hess?
Mrs. Hess.
Mrs. Hess.
My beeper's on speed dial.
My beeper's on speed dial.
My boys are just gonna love it here.
My boys are just gonna love it here.
My clients have requested it.
My clients have requested it.
My house is half renovated. My kids have activities.
My house is half renovated. My kids have activities.
My mom had to leave. I have the chickenpox.
My mom had to leave. I have the chickenpox.
My son's been home with chickenpox and I had to run to work.
My son's been home with chickenpox and I had to run to work.
My thoughts keep turning to number 3026.
My thoughts keep turning to number 3026.
Never let emotions get the best of you.
Never let emotions get the best of you.
Next, please.
Next, please.
Nice family. Huh, Doris?
Nice family. Huh, Doris?
Nice try, kid.
Nice try, kid.
No answer.
No answer.
No matter how old they are, no matter how big they are...
No matter how old they are, no matter how big they are...
No, everything's fine.
No, everything's fine.
No, it was me. We're renovating, the phone lines are a mess.
No, it was me. We're renovating, the phone lines are a mess.
No, no, take your time, really. Don't come home, Mom.
No, no, take your time, really. Don't come home, Mom.
No.
No.
No. I gotta go. Mrs. Hess gets nutty when you make her wait.
No. I gotta go. Mrs. Hess gets nutty when you make her wait.
Nobody's home during the day.
Nobody's home during the day.
Nope, not here.
Nope, not here.
North Devon Park, Washington Street.
North Devon Park, Washington Street.
Not a plan...
Not a plan...
Not in winter.
Not in winter.
Not my fault you can 't find a sitter.
Not my fault you can 't find a sitter.
Not my parents or Molly or Stan...
Not my parents or Molly or Stan...
Not real crimes, but for leaving the toilet seat up and snoring and...
Not real crimes, but for leaving the toilet seat up and snoring and...
Not this one, but last. You know, one with a badge, a hat and a whistle.
Not this one, but last. You know, one with a badge, a hat and a whistle.
Not yet.
Not yet.
Nothing bad will happen to you.
Nothing bad will happen to you.
Nothing in the kitchen.
Nothing in the kitchen.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Now things are looking up.
Now things are looking up.
Of course.
Of course.
Oh, Alex, I'm so sorry.
Oh, Alex, I'm so sorry.
Oh, God. It's Alex. It's my other son. What's happened?
Oh, God. It's Alex. It's my other son. What's happened?
Oh, he knows. We gave him a police set for Christmas...
Oh, he knows. We gave him a police set for Christmas...
Oh, hi. Uh huh.
Oh, hi. Uh huh.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh. Did Mrs. Clovis call?
Oh, my gosh. Did Mrs. Clovis call?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Whoa!
Oh! Oh! Whoa!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, I can come in for one hour. That is it.
Okay, I can come in for one hour. That is it.
Okay, play fair.
Okay, play fair.
Okay. Be good.
Okay. Be good.
On the radar, you can see the snow is increasing in intensity.
On the radar, you can see the snow is increasing in intensity.
Only you can control your imagination.
Only you can control your imagination.
Or the police or the Air Force. Nobody.
Or the police or the Air Force. Nobody.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ours is a serious business.
Ours is a serious business.
Outgoing call.
Outgoing call.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Ow! Ooh!
Ow! Ooh!
Pardon me, Mrs. Hess, but I think I'm almost, maybe...
Pardon me, Mrs. Hess, but I think I'm almost, maybe...
PARROT: Green eyed lady, ocean lady
PARROT: Green eyed lady, ocean lady
PARROT: If those are real, I'm an eagle.
PARROT: If those are real, I'm an eagle.
PARROT: Run, shorty, run!
PARROT: Run, shorty, run!
PASSENGER: Bye bye.
PASSENGER: Bye bye.
Permission to enter.
Permission to enter.
Peter Beaupre...
Peter Beaupre...
Pick her up.
Pick her up.
Pick up Stan and Molly from school.
Pick up Stan and Molly from school.
PILOT: Welcome to Chicago, where it's 29 degrees outside.
PILOT: Welcome to Chicago, where it's 29 degrees outside.
Please remove your jewelry.
Please remove your jewelry.
Please stand by for further details.
Please stand by for further details.
Please?
Please?
Possibly, probably gonna be late for my dinner.
Possibly, probably gonna be late for my dinner.
Rat overboard!
Rat overboard!
Recognize this?
Recognize this?
Red sedan heading south.
Red sedan heading south.
Rerouted.
Rerouted.
Residents are urged to stay indoors if possible.
Residents are urged to stay indoors if possible.
Said he found a computer chip in a toy car.
Said he found a computer chip in a toy car.
Say cheese.
Say cheese.
Scaring him a little, just before I grab him.
Scaring him a little, just before I grab him.
Scraggy little rug rat!
Scraggy little rug rat!
See you!
See you!
See you.
See you.
Senior citizen, female, Caucasian.
Senior citizen, female, Caucasian.
Seven years, I've been after this guy.
Seven years, I've been after this guy.
She asked you a question, sir.
She asked you a question, sir.
She can't be gone more than a few minutes.
She can't be gone more than a few minutes.
She did when you were in the shower.
She did when you were in the shower.
She lives across the street.
She lives across the street.
She said if anything comes up, she'll be right over.
She said if anything comes up, she'll be right over.
She was gonna stop by to confirm that Bradley's name wasn't on the car.
She was gonna stop by to confirm that Bradley's name wasn't on the car.
She's a lot more responsible than me and Stan.
She's a lot more responsible than me and Stan.
She's leaving.
She's leaving.
She's leaving.
She's leaving.
She's retired, what else could she possibly be doing?"
She's retired, what else could she possibly be doing?"
Shoot.
Shoot.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Sign some papers and show my face.
Sign some papers and show my face.
So did you bring me anything?
So did you bring me anything?
So I called the police.
So I called the police.
So I think that what we...
So I think that what we...
So you can tell the neighbors I stiffed you on a job?
So you can tell the neighbors I stiffed you on a job?
So, what do I do?
So, what do I do?
Some kid named Pruitt called the recruiting office in Chicago.
Some kid named Pruitt called the recruiting office in Chicago.
Someone we are not tracking.
Someone we are not tracking.
Someone we've missed.
Someone we've missed.
Sometimes they leave stuff at the back door.
Sometimes they leave stuff at the back door.
Son, false alarms are no joking matter.
Son, false alarms are no joking matter.
Sorry, Charlie.
Sorry, Charlie.
Sorry, I meant the peas.
Sorry, I meant the peas.
Sounds like your clients...
Sounds like your clients...
Stand clear.
Stand clear.
Stay here, Doris.
Stay here, Doris.
STEWARDESS: Here you go, sir.
STEWARDESS: Here you go, sir.
STEWARDESS: Welcome to Chicago.
STEWARDESS: Welcome to Chicago.
Stolen from a Defense Dept. Contractor...
Stolen from a Defense Dept. Contractor...
Stop, you nitwit!
Stop, you nitwit!
Strolling slowly towards the sun
Strolling slowly towards the sun
Surprise.
Surprise.
Sweetheart, I'm sorry about this week.
Sweetheart, I'm sorry about this week.
Switching on the fiber optics.
Switching on the fiber optics.
Take it.
Take it.
TECHIE: Jesus.
TECHIE: Jesus.
Technology stocks are good.
Technology stocks are good.
Ten million dollars for the missile chip.
Ten million dollars for the missile chip.
Thank you, Alex.
Thank you, Alex.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. I'm fine.
Thank you. I'm fine.
Thanks, hon.
Thanks, hon.
Thanks, hon.
Thanks, hon.
Thanks, Mom.
Thanks, Mom.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That hasn't been shoveled.
That hasn't been shoveled.
That it is rude to scratch yourself in front of a lady.
That it is rude to scratch yourself in front of a lady.
That one, right there.
That one, right there.
That's a scary thought.
That's a scary thought.
That's him.
That's him.
That's Mary Lou. She has no life.
That's Mary Lou. She has no life.
That's not a problem during the day.
That's not a problem during the day.
That's not your gun.
That's not your gun.
That's weird.
That's weird.
That's what you asked for.
That's what you asked for.
The "it" you're referring to is my little brother.
The "it" you're referring to is my little brother.
The burglar alarm was on and working.
The burglar alarm was on and working.
The car's outside. I got the woman here. Get over here!
The car's outside. I got the woman here. Get over here!
The chip, son. Give me the chip.
The chip, son. Give me the chip.
The computer company with the boosted chip is giving Alex a reward.
The computer company with the boosted chip is giving Alex a reward.
The cops come, they don't believe him...
The cops come, they don't believe him...
The Dallas, Miami, New York and Denver lounges. Nothing.
The Dallas, Miami, New York and Denver lounges. Nothing.
The doors'll be locked, you have my numbers.
The doors'll be locked, you have my numbers.
The guy in the house had two lookouts and a driver in a gray van.
The guy in the house had two lookouts and a driver in a gray van.
The kid!
The kid!
The old switcheroo.
The old switcheroo.
The other one's gone.
The other one's gone.
The question is...
The question is...
The toy car must be in one of them.
The toy car must be in one of them.
The toy car. It's videotaping me.
The toy car. It's videotaping me.
The world laughs.
The world laughs.
Their address is 3015 Washington Street!
Their address is 3015 Washington Street!
Then a set of weights. I got hit twice, you dumb broad.
Then a set of weights. I got hit twice, you dumb broad.
Then look for that stupid car.
Then look for that stupid car.
Then Mrs. Hess.
Then Mrs. Hess.
There are 14 houses.
There are 14 houses.
There is a price to be paid for being a good citizen.
There is a price to be paid for being a good citizen.
There is a woman in the house. I'll deal with her.
There is a woman in the house. I'll deal with her.
There is no burglar.
There is no burglar.
There was no one in the house.
There was no one in the house.
There you go, Speedy.
There you go, Speedy.
There you have it. Settled.
There you have it. Settled.
There's a senior citizen across the street...
There's a senior citizen across the street...
There's a woman with a dog and a gray van!
There's a woman with a dog and a gray van!
There's two in our pool and one in our basement.
There's two in our pool and one in our basement.
These are times that call for soup. Any favorites?
These are times that call for soup. Any favorites?
They can't beat me here. They can't beat me at home.
They can't beat me here. They can't beat me at home.
They couldn't touch me.
They couldn't touch me.
They got the tape. Why'd they still chase the toy car?
They got the tape. Why'd they still chase the toy car?
They intercepted the phone call.
They intercepted the phone call.
They need to see us doing more than running to the car.
They need to see us doing more than running to the car.
They said no one answered the door and the driver left it in the garage.
They said no one answered the door and the driver left it in the garage.
They were ticketed under aliases but didn't board the Hong Kong flight.
They were ticketed under aliases but didn't board the Hong Kong flight.
They'll understand when I'm done, and know I was telling the truth.
They'll understand when I'm done, and know I was telling the truth.
They're all lies. It wasn't her.
They're all lies. It wasn't her.
They're all old...
They're all old...
They're gonna come after me tomorrow, Doris. Nobody will listen.
They're gonna come after me tomorrow, Doris. Nobody will listen.
They're grown up criminals...
They're grown up criminals...
Think it matters? Chip's in the car. We're at the airport in 45 minutes.
Think it matters? Chip's in the car. We're at the airport in 45 minutes.
Think you can drive that?
Think you can drive that?
Think you're smart? You little brat!
Think you're smart? You little brat!
Thirsty?
Thirsty?
This boy is clever. Have you tried the door?
This boy is clever. Have you tried the door?
This is a recruiting office. We don't handle this.
This is a recruiting office. We don't handle this.
This is a safe neighborhood.
This is a safe neighborhood.
This is a snap.
This is a snap.
This is a very safe neighborhood. There's only one road in and out.
This is a very safe neighborhood. There's only one road in and out.
This is great. If he scratches his spots, we can call him scar butt.
This is great. If he scratches his spots, we can call him scar butt.
This is the second time in two days that you've called the police.
This is the second time in two days that you've called the police.
This is to get out of his science project because his bug died.
This is to get out of his science project because his bug died.
This is very cool.
This is very cool.
This is your gun.
This is your gun.
This just ain't your day.
This just ain't your day.
This just came in from the Air Force.
This just came in from the Air Force.
This will not happen again.
This will not happen again.
This won't make a very tasty sandwich, will it?
This won't make a very tasty sandwich, will it?
Those guys are bad news.
Those guys are bad news.
Three from downtown.
Three from downtown.
To come straight home to stay with Alex.
To come straight home to stay with Alex.
Today you learn something.
Today you learn something.
Tomorrow, whack every kid in the neighborhood. Burn them.
Tomorrow, whack every kid in the neighborhood. Burn them.
Towels.
Towels.
Tudor like place.
Tudor like place.
Turning right. Hold.
Turning right. Hold.
TV: Plus, special care and feeding tips, next on Pets on Parade.
TV: Plus, special care and feeding tips, next on Pets on Parade.
Unger, what's your status?
Unger, what's your status?
UNGER: I presume you won't be joining us?
UNGER: I presume you won't be joining us?
UNGER: This is a snap.
UNGER: This is a snap.
Unger. What's your position?
Unger. What's your position?
Unless it's an emergency, I don't want to call her.
Unless it's an emergency, I don't want to call her.
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Want to build a missile that can't be detected by radar.
Want to build a missile that can't be detected by radar.
Want to buy a little silence? Double or nothing.
Want to buy a little silence? Double or nothing.
Was the only one on the block not shoveled.
Was the only one on the block not shoveled.
Watch the mat.
Watch the mat.
Watch this.
Watch this.
We are close.
We are close.
We are going to Chicago.
We are going to Chicago.
We could have a watcher on any house. It could be anybody.
We could have a watcher on any house. It could be anybody.
We have great police, as you learned yesterday.
We have great police, as you learned yesterday.
We have ignition.
We have ignition.
We have it.
We have it.
We have to give family cash to the Stephans...
We have to give family cash to the Stephans...
We have to replace a door. You think we're happy about it?
We have to replace a door. You think we're happy about it?
We would've seen.
We would've seen.
We wouldn't want to discourage him from calling us...
We wouldn't want to discourage him from calling us...
We'll be in contact at all times.
We'll be in contact at all times.
We'll have to search them all.
We'll have to search them all.
We'll move in after the storm hits, let Mother Nature cover our tracks.
We'll move in after the storm hits, let Mother Nature cover our tracks.
We'll slip it right past airport security.
We'll slip it right past airport security.
We're going to Chicago.
We're going to Chicago.
We're out of time. Give it up.
We're out of time. Give it up.
We're watching a major storm bearing down on Chicago.
We're watching a major storm bearing down on Chicago.
We're wired.
We're wired.
We've got to find that chip.
We've got to find that chip.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Well, all right.
Well, all right.
Well, how long?
Well, how long?
Well, well, well.
Well, well, well.
Well...
Well...
What a brave little fellow.
What a brave little fellow.
What a grouch.
What a grouch.
What a loser.
What a loser.
What about crooks?
What about crooks?
What about dragons, giant spiders, mummies, the living dead...
What about dragons, giant spiders, mummies, the living dead...
What about the Family Leave Act?
What about the Family Leave Act?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What burglar goes into a house and doesn't take anything?
What burglar goes into a house and doesn't take anything?
What do you mean, it wasn't her?
What do you mean, it wasn't her?
What do you want, a button?
What do you want, a button?
What happened?
What happened?
What is it?
What is it?
What is the matter? You don't disconnect my calls.
What is the matter? You don't disconnect my calls.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?!
What?!
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's on your mind, monkey butt?
What's on your mind, monkey butt?
What's on your mind, monkey butt?
What's on your mind, monkey butt?
What's that funky smell?
What's that funky smell?
When I was in the John, I didn't see anything in there.
When I was in the John, I didn't see anything in there.
When kids get scared, they wet their pants.
When kids get scared, they wet their pants.
Where is Alice?
Where is Alice?
Where is Mr. Jernigan?
Where is Mr. Jernigan?
Where's my money?
Where's my money?
Where's the burglar?
Where's the burglar?
Where's your pocket?
Where's your pocket?
Whew!
Whew!
Who needs some soup and a doctor to look at her feet.
Who needs some soup and a doctor to look at her feet.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Why are you closing the door?
Why are you closing the door?
Why is he in danger?
Why is he in danger?
Why not? No one's home during the day.
Why not? No one's home during the day.
Why the big price?
Why the big price?
Why? What's the point? We working on commission here?
Why? What's the point? We working on commission here?
Will it, honey? Really, I promise you.
Will it, honey? Really, I promise you.
With all due respect...
With all due respect...
Would I make it up?
Would I make it up?
Would they invite me to their house for holiday eggnog? Of course not!
Would they invite me to their house for holiday eggnog? Of course not!
Wow!
Wow!
Yeah, I'm playing Chinese checkers with Mrs. Hess.
Yeah, I'm playing Chinese checkers with Mrs. Hess.
Yeah, man to man.
Yeah, man to man.
Yeah, Wednesday. We'll talk about it then. Face to face.
Yeah, Wednesday. We'll talk about it then. Face to face.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeow!
Yeow!

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