Atlantis: The Lost Empire Edit

A complete history of Atlantis!

A continent somewhere in the mid Atlantic...

A creature so frightening...

A fella by the name of Thaddeus Thatch.

A little more of us is worn away.

A power source of some kind that enabled them...

A road flare.

A thousand years ago, the streets were lit...

A thousand years ago...

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Uh, it's you!

About playing nice with the other kids?

About this place as far back as I can remember.

About three dozen corsages for this prom.

Academics. You never want to get your hands dirty.

Actually, we don't have to dig.

After he met my mother.

Ah ah. 2 for flinching.

Ah, don't go beating yourself up.

Ah, I don't think the world needs another hero.

Ah, it's probably a fake.

Ah, showtime.

Ah, Thatch.

Ah, voulez vous... [Whispering]

Ah, well, see, there's your problem right there.

Ah! Aah!

Ah! Ah! Ee yah!

Aha! There you are.

Ahem. He's missing, too.

Ahem. Uh, excuse me? Commander?

Ahem... that I've drawn, I plotted the route...

Ahh, ooh.

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahh.

All 38 United States.

All craft, make your mark 20 degrees down angle.

All I can remember is the sky going dark...

All right

All right

All right, all right.

All right, bye.

All right, cowboy. Pack it up and move it out.

All right, Milo, this is it.

All right, Thatch, what's next?

All right, who's not dead? Sound off.

All right. OK. I I I'll have to quit my job.

All we need now is an expert in gibberish.

All you got to do is use the crystals.

ALL: Gochk.

And a bearskin from old Iron Cloud.

And a couple of cherry bombs...

And be ready to travel by morning.

And break out the bibs.

And bring it back to the surface.

And cut her loose.

And don't drip on the Caravaggio.

And drop us down that big hole.

And everybody, they come. "Where is it?"

And fish... little fish.

And hate all them little bones.

And he says to me... Oh.

And he took me in.

And I brought it here.

And I saw something shining in the water.

And I'll wave the gun around.

And I'm going to think of you guys every single day...

And I'm not leaving this city until they're answered!"

And if we don't get out of here, we'll die.

And inserting the correct one...

And its people.

And large forehead...

And led to our destruction.

And linguist.

And made a bet with the old coot.

And now you're part of the exhibit.

And our people did not have to scavenge for food...

And people shouting and running.

And relax.

And salvage what you can.

And stuck out your tongue you'd look like a zipper.

And take them by surprise.

And the little digging animal called Mole...

And then busted into a zillion...

And they will say you're wrong

And we're taking on water fast.

And we've always come through, paddle or no paddle.

And what is this?

And you are not leaving this city...

And you know

And you know

And you may find

And you pick now of all times to grow a conscience.

And you speak it through your nose.

And you will not find it here.

And you'll still believe

And you're going to tell me where the crystal is.

And your gas and your brake...

And your Oriental spring rolls.

And, of course, this metal, uh, looking... thing.

And, Packard, put out that cigarette.

And, Vinny, you can start a whole chain of flower shops.

And, well, now you know.

Any last words?

Anyway, I guess there was this leak next door...

Anyway, I'm saving up...

Anyway, this, uh... OK.

Are we clear?

Are you interested?

Are you sayin' this whole volcano...

Are you sure you're checked out on this class of vehicle?

Aren't you going to pitch up your tent?

As it grew...

As my beloved wife.

At Camp Runamuck. Oof!

At least he's in a better place now.

At the base of a dormant volcano.

At the bottom of the ocean, and we'll come up a curve...

At the edge of a crumbling city!

Atlantis had electricity, advanced medicine...

Atlantis is waiting. What do you say?

Atlantis will honor your names forever.

Atlantis! Ha ha ha! I wasn't born yesterday, son.

Audrey is sweet, but she is not your doctor.

Audrey Ramirez. Don't let her age fool you.

Audrey, don't tell him. You shouldn't have...

AUDREY, ON INTERCOM: Rourke! We took a big hit down here...

Audrey, Sweet, fly up underneath that thing...

AUDREY: I'm watching my weight.

AUDREY: Milo, no!

AUDREY: Whoa!

Aw, that's a darn shame...

Back to the pit from which you came!

Back, foul creature!

Based on facts, not legends and folklore.

Beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard!

Beautiful country up there. Do you do any fishing?

Because I have no idea where we're going.

Because I'm just getting warmed up.

Because, I mean, that would make you...

Behind that truck at all times.

Besides, I hear there's an opening down here...

Besides, we need you here.

Besides, you're the one who got us here.

Better?

Blew me right through the front window.

Blondie, I got a bone to pick with you.

Boorish, provincial...

Born and raised with 'em.

Boy, I am so excited, l I I I can't even hold it in.

Boy, when you settle a bet, y you settle a bet.

Buenos dias. Guten tag!

Built the pyramids...

Busted him out of a Turkish prison.

But after comparing the text...

But August... I'm going to take August.

But congratulations...

But forget the rowboat, son.

But he got my sister and me instead.

But how does a teenager become the chief mechanic...

But I can prove Atlantis exists!

But I think we're good.

But I wanted you to have this.

But in Iceland.

But it is the right thing.

But it was strictly on a need to know basis...

But it's power proved too great to control.

But it's the same basic principle!

But more likely it's a carving or a sculpture...

But nobody got hurt.

But nobody we knew.

But now...

But our culture is dying.

But that's what it's all about, right?

But the digger looks like it'll still run.

But the funny thing was...

But then it just... it cuts off.

But there... there's a journal!

But they will never understand

But they will never understand

But this is... uhh... a letter of resignation.

But we are peaceful explorers, men of science.

But we're both wrong.

But we're gonna find out.

But we've been up this particular creek before...

But you must go

But your... your culture.

But, hey, you know, that's what this is all about, right?

But, hey...

But, Mr. Whitmore, you know, in order to do...

By the gifts we leave our children."

By the mere sight of it.

By the way, we were never properly introduced.

By this, um, map... map, uh, that... that...

Can blow at any time?

Can help us fill in the blanks.

Can saw through a femur in 28 seconds.

Can unlock the secrets of our past...

Can we go home now?

Captain, you'd better come look at this, sir.

Carnations, baby's breath, you name it.

Carrots. Why is there always carrots?

Cartographer, linguist, plumber.

Cartography and Linguistics, Milo Thatch speaking.

CHIEF OF THE WATCH: Aye, sir! Rig ship for dive.

Class of '66. We stayed close friends...

Close enough.

Come back!

Come here.

Come on, girl. Time's up.

Come on, let's get this over with.

Come on, we're... we're wasting time.

Come on, y'all. Let's get one last shot...

Come on! Everybody grab a seat and buckle in.

Come on.

Come on. We better make sure he doesn't hurt himself.

Come right 2 4 0.

Come. You must speak with my father now.

Commander, I think you should hear this.

Commander, there were not supposed to be people down here.

Commander, we're ready.

Compared to the value of what we're gonna...

Congratulations, Milo.

Cookie, l...

COOKIE: Danged lightnin' bugs...

COOKIE: This here would be a good place not to be.

COOKIE: Ya ha! Gertie, pull!

Cookies are sweet, but yours is not.

Coordinates. Clues. It's all right here.

Could be an echo off one of the rocks.

Could cut through a femur in 28 seconds!

Dices linguam Romae.

Did you really know my grandfather?

Dirt from around the globe, spanning the centuries!

Diving officer, submerge the ship.

DIVING OFFICER: Make the depth 1 5 0 feet.

DIVING OFFICER: Rig ship for dive!

DIVING OFFICER: Take us down.

Do not be such a crybaby. Hold still.

Do you want to do my job? Be my guest.

Do yourself a favor, Milo. Don't be like him.

Doesn't anything surprise you?

Don't do anything, except pray maybe.

Don't like to leave loose ends.

Don't panic.

Don't throw it all away chasing fairy tales.

Done bit me on my sit upon.

Double parking...

Effectively blocking the exit.

Eh, don't breathe.

England must never merge with France!

ENSIGN: Battle stations!

ENSIGN: Fire torpedoes!

ENSIGN: Subpods away!

Escargot...

Even the power of flight. Impossible, you say?

Everyone drives, everyone works.

Excuse me?

Excuse me? I need to, uh, report in?

Excuse me. Excuse me?

Final loading in progress.

Find that power source...

Fine. You win.

Finest explorer I ever met.

Fire torpedoes!

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

Fire.

First off, I'd like to thank this board...

Floating above the city.

Fluffy? Here, kitty.

Flush your career down the toilet...

For an expert in gibberish.

For even... even gettin' this far.

For once, do the smart thing.

For taking the time to hear my proposal.

For the appetizer, Caesar salad...

For the good of the mission, I will go!

For years your granddad bent my ear...

Forget about them, OK? Never mind!

Forget your jammies, Mrs. Packard?

Formed into a fiery column of death.

From a museum...

From guys like this.

From here on in, everyone pulls double duty.

From one of the trucks.

Funny. He... he never mentioned you.

Fuses, wicks, glue, and...

Gaetan Moliere, geology and excavation.

Gee, this is great.

Gentlemen, I propose that we find Atlantis...

Gentlemen, uh, I'll take your questions now.

Gently.

Get back. I've got soap, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Get me the bridge!

Get off your soapbox, Thatch.

Get some water on that fire!

Get us into those caves!

Gets crazier every year.

Give me exterior lights.

Go get 'em, tiger.

Go on, baby, dance. Dance.

Go where your heart is meant to be

Go!

God rest his soul, but Preston Whitmore...

Good afternoon. Can everyone hear me OK?

Good bye, Mole.

Good Lord! There he is!

Good man, Thatch. Thanks for volunteering.

Good. Follow me.

Good. It is a fair distance to where we are going.

Grandpa?

Great. Well, do you have any suggestions?

Guess you and your dad will be able...

Ha ha ha, don't you worry.

Ha ha ha! I'll push you!

Ha ha ha! Oh, you're getting a bill.

Ha ha, we are all very amused.

Had been mistranslated.

Half turn right, quarter run back.

Halfway through medical school, I was drafted.

Hang on.

HARCOURT: How did you find us? MILO: Mr. Harcourt, wait!

HARCOURT: I swear, that young Thatch...

HARCOURT: Where is a guard when you need him?

Hard to believe he's still single.

Hate the taste, hate the smell...

Have always been a little, you know, temperamental...

Have I left anything out?

He always wanted sons, right?

He brought that package to me years ago.

He calls it the heart of Atlantis.

He died a broken man.

He doesn't bite... often.

He is your pet?

He knew how much I liked my privacy.

He led the Iceland team that brought the Journal back.

He said if anything were to happen to him...

He settled down in the Kansas Territory...

He spoke of you often.

He took his suitcase?

He was like a father to me, really.

He's been after that crystal since Iceland.

He's described in the Book of Job.

Heh heh heh.

Heh heh heh. And yet you bring weapons.

Heh heh. These guys are kinda cute

Heh, OK, uh, how... how 'bout some slides?

Helga, what do you think?

HELGA: Aye, sir. Set course to 2 4 0.

HELGA: I'm working on it!

HELGA: It just keeps going.

HELGA: That was an order, not a suggestion.

HELGA: You said we were in this together!

Hello, Margie? Yeah, so anyways, he says...

Helmsman! Bring us about.

Here, I'm gonna need you to fill these up.

Here, let me show you something.

Here. Take a trolley to the Potomac and jump in!

Hey, guys, what's going on?

Hey, hey, hey! Let go!

Hey, how'd you learn how to do that?

Hey, I had nothing to do with it.

Hey, look, I made a bridge.

Hey, Milo, don't you ever close that book?

Hey, Milo, you got something sporty?

Hey, Milo! Why don't you come sit with us?

Hey, too bad we don't have some nitroglycerin, eh, Milo?

Hey, wait!

Hey, what'd you do?

Hey, you are talkin' to the belly flop champ...

His name is Kindly?

Historians have believed the Journal resides in Ireland.

Hmm! 'Bout time someone hit him.

Hmm.

Hmm. Very well. One night. That is all.

Hold on a second, Margie, I got another call.

Hold on. Back up.

Hold that thought.

Hold your horses, lover boy.

Holy cats! Who are these guys?

Holy smokes!

Holy... Whoa!

Hovering 150 feet above our heads...

How about it, chief?

How do they know all these languages?

How is this done?

How much time do we have?

How's that? Is that better?

Hurry. Get on.

Hyah!

I ain't so good at speechifyin'...

I am finally getting out of the dungeon.

I am such an idiot.

I came down the chimney. Ho, ho, ho.

I consider myself an even tempered man.

I could not resist.

I could see the whole city in no time at all.

I could unroadblock that if I had about 200 of these.

I couldn't eat another bite.

I didn't buy it for a minute.

I didn't even eat carrots.

I didn't say it was the smart thing...

I don't even know what's holding it up there.

I don't know how to move it.

I don't know yet.

I don't know, I don't know.

I don't know, I think he's hiding somethin'.

I don't know. L... I didn't catch it.

I don't like this place.

I don't understand it.

I don't want to be around when it hits the boilers.

I followed you in, and I'll follow you out.

I found myself that boom.

I found that one of the letters...

I got a few questions for you, too.

I got the cargo, the crystal, the crew...

I got the same problem with sauerkraut.

I got to admit, I'm disappointed.

I got your four basic food groups!

I guess I'm still a little rusty at this.

I guess this is how it ends, huh?

I had to be sure you were one of us.

I have brought you to this place to ask you for your help.

I have some questions for you...

I haven't gone camping since...

I hope this piece of proof is enough for you.

I I know how you feel, because I lost my...

I just like to blow things up.

I just tuned this thing up this morning.

I just wish he could be standing here with me.

I keep a low profile.

I knew it! I knew it!

I know I'm forgetting something.

I know what you seek...

I know, but this... this doesn't make any sense.

I know, I know.

I lead a band of plundering vandals...

I love it when I win.

I mean it, sir.

I mean, discovery, teamwork, adventure.

I mean, how did all of this end up down here?

I mean, I'll... The museum...

I mean, if I have to rent a rowboat!

I mean, sure, you got your steering...

I mean, uh, uh, nice meeting you.

I mean, you know...

I never got to meet your grandfather.

I never saw her again.

I only wish there was more we could do for you.

I prefer a good western myself.

I prefer the term "adventure capitalist."

I really hate it when negotiations go sour.

I said, "Thatch, if you ever actually find...

I see no reason to change that policy now.

I see you got that journal. Nice pictures, but...

I seen this back in the Dakota.

I should give it to you...

I sleep in the nude.

I sought to use it as a weapon of war...

I think it's talking to you.

I though you said this thing...

I thought it was some kind of a battery...

I volunteer!

I want this lobster served up on a silver platter.

I want you to give Mr. Thatch...

I want you to meet Commander Rourke.

I was thinking triple.

I will do it!

I will find Atlantis on my own.

I will go!

I will stake everything I own, everything that I believe in...

I wish there was something I could do.

I won't sugar coat it, gentlemen.

I would have white wine, I think.

I would've told you sooner...

I'd suggest you put a bandage...

I'll be right back.

I'll quit!

I'll show them! I will make them believe.

I'll step in front of a bus!

I'm acting on behalf of my employer...

I'm bettin' I can cut that time in half.

I'm going after Rourke.

I'm going to miss that boy.

I'm going to the afterlife...

I'm gonna have to pull a spare...

I'm gonna kill him.

I'm gonna say... money.

I'm home.

I'm just sorry it wasn't me.

I'm no mercenary.

I'm picking up something on the hydrophone...

I'm so excited!

I'm so excited.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. If it... if it's any consolation...

I'm sure your family's going to be very proud.

I'm your man, Mr. Whitmore.

I've spent my whole life studying dead languages.

I've... I've seen it work.

If I could bring back just one shred of proof...

If I ever hear the word "Atlantis" again...

If it weren't for this book, we never would have made it.

If she remains bonded to the crystal...

If they could see how far we have fallen.

If this were a fake. I would know.

If we could blow the top off of that thing,

If you deconstructed Latin, you overlaid it...

If you gave back every stolen artifact...

If you refuse to fund my proposal...

If you reject my proposal, I'll... Whoa!

If you're lookin' for the pony rides...

In a way.

In fact, you could say he was transamorgafied...

In front of the fish.

In my arrogance...

In recorded history...

In return, it provides power...

Instead, we find a living, thriving society.

INTERCOM: Dive, dive! Five degrees down bubble.

Internal bleeding.

Internal combustion engines.

Into an air pocket right here...

Into an isosceletic triangulate.

Into the hands of a mercenary nutcase...

Is a Humac model P54/813.

Is a man who keeps his word.

Is it just me, or is that getting louder?

Is that the crystal is alive somehow.

It can't be. It's the Shepherd's Journal.

It could be the power source the legends refer to.

It developed a consciousness of its own.

It doesn't suit a mercenary.

It falls to you.

It is said that the gods became jealous of Atlantis.

It looks like the rotor's shot!

It only took me, like, what?

It overwhelmed us...

It sounds metallic.

It takes a lot to get under my skin...

It was a genuine arrowhead.

It was like a sign from God.

It wasn't a star, it was... it was some kind of crystal...

It wasn't until I was older...

It will accept no other.

It will be my pleasure.

It will not respond.

It... I don't know how to explain it.

It... it must have taken hundred...

It'll keep and keep and keep.

It's a mythical sea serpent.

It's a nightmare.

It's a vegetable, Cookie.

It's all been arranged, the whole ball of wax.

It's almost like there's a missing page.

It's an honor to be included in your...

It's beautiful.

It's done. You resigned this afternoon.

It's for you.

It's going to make us all rich.

It's gotta be half a mile high at least.

It's in Iceland! I'm sure of it this time!

It's just a myth, isn't it?

It's just like Plato described it.

It's just like the Tower of Babel.

It's not gibberish to me.

It's only a grease trap. It's just like a sink!

It's only a grease trap. It's just like a sink.

It's simple. All you got to do...

It's the bacon grease from the whole trip.

It's the faith to dream that keeps

It's the heart of Atlantis!

It's the only way to reverse this.

It's their deity. It's their power source.

It's their life force.

It's what's keeping all these things...

It's your decision.

It's... it's from my grandfather.

Ita, sum amice viator.

Its pyroclastic fury!

Jackpot.

Jiminy Christmas! It's a machine!

Join me in a little yoga?

Joshua Sweet. Medical officer.

Judging from your diminished physique...

Just follow my lead.

Just gently.

Just like your grandfather?

Just so we got it straight.

Just, uh, ahem...

Keep your hand on the pad.

Keep your sentences short and to the point.

Ki Ki Kidamaschnaga.

Kid, relax.

Kida showed me.

Kida.

Kida.

Kida...

Kind of like the grease trap in your sink.

KING: And to prevent Kida from suffering the same fate...

KING: In times of danger...

KING: No.

Knock yourself out.

Knowing that, I'd double the price.

L... I'm doing the best I can here.

Ladies first. Uhh!

Launch subpods!

Launch will commence in 15 minutes.

Lead pencil, number 2. Paint flecks...

Learn on this trip.

Legend has it that your people possessed...

Less talk, more saw.

Let's go!

Let's move, people.

Let's recap.

Let's start with this column right here.

Let's try this again.

Lettuce? Lettuce?!

Lies in the eyes of her king.

Lies not in Ireland, gentlemen...

Lieutenant, get us out of here!

Lieutenant, I want this convoy moving five minutes ago.

Lieutenant, take her down.

Lieutenant!

Lighten the load.

Like her mother before her.

Like you did today?

Lmagine my embarrassment...

Load the torpedo bays! Subpod crews, battle stations!

Longevity, protection.

Look at all this... cinnamon, oregano, cilantro.

Look at it this way, son.

Look at that.

Look here what I got.

Look on that table.

Look out!

Look, all it says here...

Looks like all our chances for survival...

Looks like somebody's working overtime.

Looks like we have a little roadblock.

Looks like we're gonna have to dig.

Lord, give me strength.

Lucky for us we landed in something soft.

Made a laughingstock of him.

Mahtim!

Mahtim!

Mahtim!

Mahtim.

Main course.

Make the depth 1 5 0 feet.

MAN: Head for the hills!

MAN: We're getting killed out here!

Marge, honey, I don't think he's comin' back.

May I respectfully request that we stay one night, sir?

May I say it is an honor to be welcomed to your city.

Maybe I should do this later, huh?

Maybe I'll go in for a couple of hours, you know...

Maybe I'm not being clear.

Maybe not.

Maybe that's our ticket outta here.

Maybe the cold water will clear your head. Heinz!

Me?

Me? I hate fishing. I hate fish.

Members of the board... uh, wait!

MEN: Aah!

Mercenary?

Milo James Thatch?

Milo Thatch.

Milo Thatch. You're my 3:00.

Milo, I gotta hand it to you.

Milo, jump! Right now!

Milo, Mole says the wall's going to blow!

Milo, that's crazy.

Milo, what do you think you are doing?

MILO: Aah!

MILO: All right, this is it!

MILO: Congratulations, Audrey.

MILO: Dear Mr. Whitmore...

MILO: Fire!

MILO: Good afternoon, gentlemen.

MILO: Good night! Will you look at the size of this!

MILO: Guys?

MILO: How's he doing?

MILO: I did? WHITMORE: Yep.

MILO: It...

MILO: Just do it!

MILO: Mr. Harcourt, you gotta listen to me, sir!

MILO: Mr. Harcourt!

MILO: No, don't. Don't touch her.

MILO: Now, what's really amazing is that...

MILO: Sorry abou... sorry about that.

MILO: Take that, Mr. Harcourt!

MILO: They're part of it. It's a part of them.

MILO: What a nightmare.

MILO: Who... who are you? Where are you going?

MILO: Yeah, Milo Thatch.

MILO: You know, Kida...

Milo! Where you been?

Milo?

Missing.

Mixed with zinc pyrite that had fractured...

Mm hmm

Mmm.

Mmm. Kida, when you take the throne...

Mmm. Your heart has softened, Kida.

MOLE: Ah ha ha!

MOLE: Hey, Milo! Heh heh!

MOLE: Sacre bleu!

MOLE: The volcano...

Mole. Wow. Hey, well...

Moliere, now what have I told you...

Moliere, you're on point.

Monday through Friday, 9:00 to 5:00...

Money.

More for me.

More powerful than our modern...

More powerful than steam, than... than coal.

Move it, people! Sometime today would be nice!

Move it! Move it! Move it!

Move! Where? Move where?

Mr. Thatch, what do you think?

Mr. Thatch?

Mr. Whitmore does not like to be kept waiting.

Mr. Whitmore, my grandfather would have known...

Mr. Whitmore, should I be wondering why I'm here?

Mr. Whitmore, this journal is the key...

Musical program to follow.

My burden would have become hers...

My decisions have been.

My family owned a flower shop.

My father said it called my mother to it.

My father was an army medic.

My gosh.

My name is Helga Sinclair.

My name is Kidagakash.

My name's Milo.