Home for the Holidays Edit

A bunch of clowns.

A car full of Larsons almost died there.

A couple of women on the verge of a nervous breakdown?

A day off to visit their families,

A drop in the bucket.

A girl in every port.

A lot of fun.

A million wonderful girls out there

A woman.

Aaah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Jeez!

About this fan... oh...

About what you think.

About when we were kids, and Henry...

Across the kitchen

Actually, I may not be at the museum

Actually, I'm having Thanksgiving

Actually, we were never even married...

After his own mother had stuffed him to the gills.

Ah ah ah...

Ah choo!

Ah choo!

Ah choo!

Ah choo!

Ah choo!

Ah, ha ha ho ho.

Ah, no sweat.

Ah, there she is.

Ah, you do, too.

Ah! Tommy!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah... Oh!

Ahem.

Ahem.

Ahh, I'm not going to make it.

Ahh.

Ahhh...

All afternoon, blood and yellow

All banks got back to some

All his darling little friends were prancing around

All I know is, when anybody comes in here,

All I want to do is stop the carnage.

All mine. Aren't you, Leo?

All right, everybody, sit down.

All right, I'm coming.

All right, well,

All right! We gotta have some of this.

All right.

All standing down on that tarmac

All that much longer anyway.

All the way, tom!

All the way!

All the way! Go! Go!

Am I, like, totally turning you off?

Amen.

Americans.

And 1,000 year old trees are falling over dead,

And all sorts of things are always the same,

And bleed to death while I'm gone, OK?

And dad needs to wash every car

And Diana, right?

And everybody thinks everybody else's stinks.

And find a job.

And for one special moment,

And fully realize this is a major step.

And go get your Aunt Glady

And go into the fresh evening air, and we...

And go stuff the bird,

And going through the same crap year in and year out...

And gram's famous stuffing, right?

And he had a little mustache.

And he tells me his latest round was,

And her entire family...

And her goddamn Tupperware she conveniently forgot.

And his big, strong hands.

And I also brought Russell a treat.

And I am taking a huge chance.

And I am too old...

And I ask him, "how's your game, dad?"

And I can't face the rest of them alone.

And I crushed him.

And I feel awful, because mom...

And I hope one of these years,

And I knew it the very first second

And I made out with my boss,

And I smashed my thermos inside.

And I want you to have it.

And I'll hop the next flight back

And in the next 47 years,

And it is getting weirder every day.

And it's technical, I'm thinking, yes.

And keep each other company.

And Kitt's going to have sex with a teenager,

And look who's home for the holidays!

And maybe you got the wrong one?

And my kid is 16, not 18.

And my kids are squirts.

And my sister's losing her mind.

And no time's gone by at all.

And not in the car.

And now it is.

And one piece of white meat, but with no skin.

And perhaps getting pregnant simultaneously

And playing football at the same time.

And prepare myself.

And she looks into my eyes...

And still he ate...

And Susan says come home.

And take an eggnog break.

And tell us what you did

And that is pretty much it for her glamorous life.

And that there was a mix up?

And that tickly little...

And the ground is shaking,

And the home shopping channel."

And the smell... smell it.

And the way we fit together...

And then he vanishes.

And then I got fired,

And then maybe...

And then we'll tiptoe down

And they both need to keep me going 24 hours a day,

And they shouldn't.

And they won't let me through the jetway.

And think.

And those bright silver wings

And Tommy and Joanne are holding

And Tommy's somebody's wife.

And vrooom!

And we just sit...

And we just wave good bye,

And we live so far apart.

And we were both so nice looking.

And we won't even take pictures.

And we won't have to wonder.

And we'll drink orange juice?

And we'll never have to see each other again.

And when that sucker takes off,

And when you finally do check them,

And whenever I look at your father,

And where's your coat?

And who hates to fly...

And who knows the trouble I'd get into?

And you know you're digging it.

And you think, that wasn't me at all.

And you're too young to understand

And your mother... all 5 of us...

And, hey, that's me today.

And, in my opinion, you don't even care.

And, of course, I'm sure you've noticed

And, uh...

And...

And... and... and read a good book

And... and... nag my kid

Another new hat?

Answer it.

Answer that, will you, tubby?

Answer the phone, mom.

Aooga! Battle stations!

Are going to tell you the day you're born,

Are starting to stop,

Are you all right?

Are you losing your mind yet?

Are you OK?

Are you through?

Are you what?

Are you, dad?

Aren't busy,

As a tax attorney,

As I was saying, dear lord,

As usual, I'll go calm her down.

At least we'll know

At the airport on my lunch hour,

At the airport.

At the present moment in time

At the present rate of progress, these new doctors

At Tim's house instead.

Aunt Glady's waiting. We got to go.

Aw, gee.

Aw, look at that.

Aw, shit.

Aw, shit. Deck the halls.

Back when you guys came back from the hospital with Joanne.

Baking soda. Baking soda.

Basically, it's the kind of thing

Be careful driving. Do you hear me?

Be smart.

Be smart.

Be specific.

Because he can't breathe right all weekend.

Because he made all my dreams come true for her.

Because he's infested with jealousy.

Because history

Because I'm not a painter anymore, mom, right?

Because it was too bright.

Because Kendall's such a moron.

Because now I have you trapped.

Because that's the way it's gonna be

Because you know I'm only looking for pity.

Because you think like I felt at your age,

Because your father

Because... because I am sick as a dog,

Because... because I am sick as a dog,

Beep beep, brother in law.

Before dawn, so...

Before I have to hear how we forgot she exists.

Before my wife interrupted me...

Before she comes in the morning

Before they start singing again.

Before we're on the evening news.

Before you went to work for our boy.

Believe me...

Between Tommy and Jack, and I was not told.

Between Tommy and Jack.

Big gobs of human fat

Black... I like it black.

Bless you.

Bless you.

Bless you.

Bonehead.

Born that way.

Boy, girl, boy, girl.

Boy, I'm beat.

Boy, if that isn't the nail on the head.

Boy, if that isn't the nail on the head.

Boy, you look, uh,

Breathing down your throat this week?

Brittany lace, hug your Aunt Claudia.

Brittany, look,

But go fish is unfazed. Unfazed!

But he learned this story somewhere.

But I have my maintenance pass,

But I like you a lot.

But I love this dress.

But I mean, not living back here in...

But it's just lost on her.

But Kitt's not you, and you're not me.

But maybe not. Maybe...

But this one's set for 5:10

But today...

But who the hell are they?

But you know that.

But you're divorced, huh? You and Eddie?

But...

Buying, making.

By yanking a 47 year old bus ticket

Can you just set it down

Can't take the shame.

Cash is king...

Cash is the fossil fuel that

Check out

Check out that Leo, will you?

Check your messages on your machine?

Chicago.

Choking the economy.

Cigarettes and junk food

Claudia Larson?

Claudia Larson. Most likely to succeed.

Claudia, be a good girl. Pass the cranberry sauce.

Claudia, come into the kitchen.

Claudia, go check the furnace.

Claudia, he didn't mean it.

Claudia, I won this on the price is right,

Claudia, is this you?

Claudia, it's getting dark.

Claudia, it's not even worth it.

Claudia, jell o salad?

Claudia, my hot pads have labels on them

Claudia, you and Mr. Fish take Aunt Glady home

Claudia! Is this your car?

Claudia?

Claudia...

Clyde, can you get the Captain and Tennille

Clyde, come on.

Clyde! Clyde! Get off the phone now!

Come here, gorgeous.

Come here. Come here.

Come home, Tommy.

Come on, Clyde!

Come on, come on, let's go home.

Come on, guys, knock it off.

Come on, guys...

Come on, let's eat!

Come on, let's go out and keep eating, OK?

Come on, mom. Buck up. There's always Christmas.

Come on, shake hands. This is stupid.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Enough with this.

Come on. I'm serious.

Come on. Where is everybody?

Coming right up. Coming right up.

Company.

Congratulations, honey.

Control your son!

Could I see you for a second?

Could I see you for a second?

Could I use your men's room?

Could you tell me

Couldn't get out to play.

Couple of bachelors on the road,

Cranberry sauce,

Cranberry sauce,

Cut it out!

Dad,

Dad, I don't know what you're hearing.

Dad, please. You don't have to explain.

Dad, put the camera down.

Dad, why'd you do that?

Dad?

Dad.

Dad.

Dance. Jump in the yolk.

Dancing with Adele.

Dark blue uniform

Daughter!

Dear lord,

Dear Lord,

Dessert looks pretty good.

Did Leo tell you about this bad lunch meeting

Did my sister call you anymore?

Did you ever think of that?

Did you make that yourself?

Did you spot weld this, mom?

Did you wear a dress?

Did you wear a dress?

Did you wear a white veil or a blue garter belt?

Didn't I?

Didn't you have a girlfriend, or...

Do a silkwood shower for us, will you?

Do I look worried?

Do it for me.

Do it for your mother.

Do not panic.

Do not yell at my kid.

Do you have to do this

Do you look around and wonder,

Do you mind?

Do you remember that day, you kids

Do you want me to...

Do you want to hear about pain?

Do you want to talk about it?

Doctors cured a deaf man

Does dear Abby know about life anyway?

Don't ask.

Don't be scared.

Don't be stupid.

Don't call every 2 minutes. I'll die.

Don't comment on things you don't understand.

Don't encourage them.

Don't let him get to us. He thrives on that.

Don't open it, get cut,

Don't start with me, because you'll lose.

Don't tell me what I need!

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry. I didn't believe your kid was 18.

Don't you have a little...

Don't you want to answer the phone?

Don't. Don't, dad.

Down.

Drugs.

Drunk driver, cut right across

Easy, Walter, easy. Don't let...

Eating.

End of discussion.

Enormous TV.

Enough!

Enough! Enough!

Even as a little boy...

Even the fungus.

Even things we hated,

Even those old fashioned, pain in the ass traditions,

Even though God damn it,

Even though Stella Nimerill

Every year of our lives, wherever we are,

Every year you give me wings.

Everybody's got one

Everybody's OK.

Everything single thing she owns 40 times a...

Everything.

Everything. Nothing.

Everything's changing too damn fast,

Everywhere.

Exactly. What's wrong with this guy?

Excellent.

Except if we get hit by a bus someday,

Except us.

Except we do, 'cause those bastards

Excuse me.

Excuse me. May I?

Eyes wide open, just like your dad.

Fearless.

Feelings come up, and she actually feels them,

Find an oyster?

Fish, we're friends. Don't blow this.

Fish?

Fish. Leo?

Fleeceless, disgusting, skinless ferret.

Flight 814, 11:30 A.M.

Float.

For 2 goddamn seconds.

For 2 seconds, we could take a whack at it.

For heaven's sakes!

For Mr. Bigmouth and his friend.

For Thanksgiving?

For your brother and that boy Leo.

For your brother Tommy's picture.

Fragile.

Frank!

Fruit loops.

Full of pukey bubbles and pellets

Get a chance...

Get it off me!

Get it out of her lap.

Get it out.

Get off me, you punk!

Get out of here. Give me that food.

Get out of here. Go look at your tube.

Get over here and unlock this car... Now.

Get up. Get up. Get up. We're here.

Get your skinny little ass back in here!

Ginny Johnson Drewer.

Ginny...

Give it to me.

Give Jack a big, big, big, big hug for me.

Give me a kiss, gorgeous.

Give me a kiss.

Give me some of that. I'm Leo fish.

Give me that.

Give me the goddamn time of day, will you?

Giving you $63 million

Glady! Glady!

Go away.

Go back to your own goddamn holidays.

Go for it, glad.

Go get her, pal.

Go through this for another year,

Go, fish. That's it! Go, fish!

Go! Go!

God, don't tell your father.

God, I hate the holidays.

God, I miss you so much.

God, I miss you.

God, I ran all the way

God, wait till you

God.

God.

God.

Good evening.

Good news.

Good.

Got a full tank.

Got any new federal regulators

Got to go, mom.

Great moment of my life.

Great, everybody loves you.

Great.

Grrr!

Grrr!

Grrr!

Grrr!

Guy pulls out these big tweezers.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Clown family!

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha...

Ha ha! I'm in Miami now.

Ha ha.

Ha! You nervous?

Had that jerk that drips death.

Had to hose the genius down.

Had to pull out the power tools

Hanging over my shoulder with painted breath,

Happy Thanksgiving, mom.

Happy Thanksgiving! Are you all right?

Happy Thanksgiving.

Has a great big baseball bat.

Has now grown into a horrible, shiny,

Have fun. Yeah.

Have Thanksgiving with your friends.

Have...

He can't keep his damn hands off it.

He didn't mean it.

He doesn't know where anything is

He keeps grabbing me, putting his hand up my dress,

He kept us late in English

He kissed him on the lips, right in front of...

He kissed me.

He looks dangerous.

He sells $1,000 suits in Akron, Ohio.

He smells light poo poo on the fingers.

He sneaks in whenever I leave.

He used to be a cook,

He was right in my way.

He's a poet and barely knows it.

He's constipated again.

He's cute.

He's deep in the pocket!

He's getting awfully fat in his old age.

He's never felt this kind of pressure before,

He's not responding...

He's rooting around up inside his schnoz.

He's stupid.

He's swell.

He's taking over half my territory.

He's vacuuming.

Headlights.

Hee hee!

Hee hee!

Hee hee.

Hee!

Heh heh heh.

Heh.

Hello, Russell.

Hello? Guess who this is.

Henry, for Christ sakes!

Henry!

Henry!

Henry.

Henry.

Henry. Henry.

Here he is, soaking wet.

Here it comes...

Here we go.

Here you go.

Here, here, right here.

Here, let me help you.

Here.

Here. Look.

Here's an alarm clock, dear.

Here's his folks' number in case of a real emergency.

Here's something you've got to see!

Here's to us.

Hernia dog.

Herro, Rawrson lesidence.

Hey, Brittany. I've got a cold.

Hey, caveman.

Hey, gosh, speaking of coats,

Hey, is your mom around?

Hey, it's OK.

Hey, Jo,

Hey, Mr. Funny Business.

Hey, Russell. How are you?

Hey, three B's, huh?

Hey, Tommy.

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what if my parents catch us?

Hey, why don't we get naked

Hey, yeah. Or, uh,

Hey! Ah! You get off!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey.

Hey. Just 2 coffees to go,

Hey. That picture of you?

Hi, baby, how are you?

Hi, Claudia.

Hi, Frank.

Hi, Jo, how are you?

Hi, Peter.

Hi, you again.

Hi! Smile.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Guess Jack's not coming?

Hi. Hi, little brother.

Hi... hi, Claudia.

Hike.

Hit me.

Hiya.

Hmm.

Hmm...

Ho ho!

Hold my hand, tubby.

Hold still. You got something between your teeth.

Holy shit.

Homecoming...

Honey, I'm going to try to sneak

Honey, it's OK.

Honey, the food's getting cold.

Honey, this is your last chance.

Hook me up. What happened next?

Hope you're hungry, Claudia.

How about money?

How about them panthers, huh?

How am I going to get home? I can't walk.

How can I forget them?

How can you leave town without a coat?

How desperate I am

How do you do it?

How do you even know it happened?

How do you keep... how do you keep...

How fast can you go, Tommy?

How long have you been here?

How many do you have now?

How the hell you doing, Walter?

How this thing works?

How you doing?

How you lose a coat I don't understand.

How's anyone? It's the nineties.

How's Jack?

How's Jack?

How's mom?

How's my real family?

How's our lovely niece miss kitty?

How's your glamorous life?

How's your nose?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Human cholesterol or something.

Human cholesterol stuck in the system, right?

Hut!

I always settled for less.

I am way too old for that.

I barely sleep anyway anymore.

I bet you forgot the jell o salad.

I broke his heart.

I can manage.

I can manage.

I can see your roots, Claudia.

I can still feel it 43 years later,

I can still taste the salt on his lips,

I can take care of myself, damn it.

I can take care of myself.

I can't believe

I can't believe it.

I can't change.

I can't do everything!

I can't do it again.

I can't eat that stuff anymore.

I can't read in the car.

I can't remember everything.

I can't wait for goddamn Christmas.

I cannot believe I have said this to a machi...

I check my messages.

I detected gas in the kitchen.

I did it with my pleasure.

I did it with my work

I didn't hit your friend. I didn't touch your friend...

I didn't mean to do that.

I don't even know

I don't even know how to play golf.

I don't even know you,

I don't get it.

I don't have anybody anymore, really.

I don't have anybody anymore.

I don't know when I'll be back,

I don't know when...

I don't know, Mrs. Larson.

I don't mean anything political.

I don't want them rotting here overnight

I don't want to hear about it.

I don't want to take antibiotics.

I dropped a 24 pound butterball

I ever laid my eyes on him, too.

I forgot to tell her.

I gave you the wrong number by mistake.

I got fired a lot.

I got it all on tape,

I got some stuff upstairs.

I got them. Calm down.

I got to go over to Joanne's tonight?

I had 2 molars extracted there.

I had a not so good day today, honey.

I had this fantasy about you?

I hate a lot of lipstick.

I hate machines.

I hate that color on you, Glady.

I have Michelle's number.

I have no pride. I have no rights.

I have one. Thanks.

I have this fantasy

I have this fantasy...

I have to burn it in hell.

I have to go.

I have to tell him everything,

I have to.

I hope it was a nice wedding,

I hope you made enough niblet corn.

I hope you're happy, Thomas,

I hurt her feelings?

I just don't remember it being this bad.

I just miss you guys.

I just need to go home

I just smile because...

I just wanted you to know that. That's all.

I just...

I know about liquor and food and...

I know how lucky

I know you do.

I know you hate to fly.

I know you know.

I know you will.

I know, I know.

I know, I know.

I know, sweetie. Scoot upstairs

I know.

I know. I just...

I know. I know. Just float.

I leave it unlocked.

I left all her crap in the backseat.

I let him get away...

I let stuff get in my way.

I like this.

I lost it.

I love you guys.

I made his favorite... key lime pie.

I made your favorite meat loaf.

I may pass out.

I mean, all that sick gobbledygook

I mean, everybody needs heat, right? Huh?

I mean, how embarrassing.

I mean, I'm letting you climb inside my head.

I mean, I'm working, studying,

I mean, life makes no sense.

I mean, she's not fat.

I meant you, not the car.

I might change jobs.

I miss you, man.

I n...

I nev...

I never called you.

I never heard of him. Consult your directory.

I never said they fired me.

I never said... I only said

I only want my own sweet potatoes

I open the cabinets, and there it is.

I promised I wouldn't call her.

I really have thought about this.

I really wish you were going to be there, kiddo,

I rest my case.

I said common sense, damn it.

I said I would.

I said well...

I should unpack.

I swear to God, I want to scream...

I swear to God, Tommy, I'm naked in here,

I think I mean this...

I think I smell gas in the kitchen.

I think I... ahem...

I think I'm never going to see my kids again. And cars.

I think something awful's happened

I think we got to hear this.

I think we should just...

I think we've heard enough, Tommy.

I thought he was the one.

I thought he was with you.

I thought I'd cut some holes in the canvas

I usually shower in public.

I want that gravy.

I want to watch Clyde.

I was 18 years old, and he was only 21,

I was a Latin teacher.

I was in the car wash the other day.

I was kind of...

I was talking here.

I was told he wouldn't be here, Joanne,

I will.

I wish I had it all on tape.

I work in a museum.

I worked this airport 23 years,

I would if I had any, which I don't,

I, of course...

I... I couldn't...

I'd better drive. You're late.

I'd throw it away.

I'll call you tomorrow.

I'll cut it.

I'll get it!

I'll kill them. I mean it.

I'll let myself out.

I'll never eat again.

I'll see you later.

I'll talk to his mother.

I'll trade you my peewee for your groceries.

I'll... I'll... I'll...

I'm 10.

I'm busy.

I'm certainly not living back here.

I'm crying.

I'm dead serious...

I'm doing my bird, she's doing hers.

I'm fine.

I'm frigging boiling. And my leg

I'm going long!

I'm going long. I'm going long!

I'm going to have sex with Tim.

I'm going to make myself scarce.

I'm going to sit here for a minute

I'm gonna flush them out of the bunker.

I'm gonna have a stroke like Dot Kovak.

I'm here.

I'm horrified about what I've put in my mouth

I'm impervious. In one ear and out the other.

I'm in it, like I have never been in anything.

I'm introducing him around.

I'm kind of glad your furnace acted up.

I'm leaving my umbrella,

I'm lost in that graffioli.

I'm lost.

I'm never going to see him again, right?

I'm no fool.

I'm not broke.

I'm not gonna go.

I'm not gonna make it.

I'm not good at that.

I'm not perfect.

I'm not shaky.

I'm not. I'm not.

I'm nuts? I'm nuts.

I'm on my way to Henry and Adele's.

I'm on your Uncle tom. No touching.

I'm only 4 years old.

I'm really sorry.

I'm sleeping here.

I'm sleeping here.

I'm sorry, you're what?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I just acted like I was 2.

I'm sorry. I tried. I honest to God tried.

I'm sorry. There is not a nuclear robot

I'm standing out here in the hall,

I'm standing right here in front of you,

I'm starting my coffee if anybody cares!

I'm starting the nose story.

I'm starving.

I'm starving.

I'm watching the game, OK?

I'm weird? No, no.

I've got $1,000 hidden

I've got money of my own.

I've got my ticket.

I've had these for 10 years.

I've made up a list. Some last minute foods

If I don't ever see you again.

If I ever talked that way...

If I forget them,

If I go, you go.

If I just met you on the street...

If I might make my own point,

If it ruins my dress, I'll...

If my own flesh and blood

If one or two of you helpless gentlemen

If only my children were happy.

If you could tear yourself away from Mr. Wonderful

If you ever call my wife a name again...

If you gave me your phone number?

If you want to get out of that dress,

In Chicago, the windy city."

In Chinese decor.

In his own house, which drawers.

In his whole career.

In the dark

In the goddamn picture that Tommy showed you.

In the house?

In the last 25 hours and 11 minutes.

In the neighborhood until his fingers bleed,

In the pus and blood and poop.

In vinegar and lemon juice now, mother, and right away.

Into the house, everyone,

Is everything all right or all wrong?

Is flying out of his nose. It's Amityville,

Is for immediate loading and unloading passengers.

Is gonna to fall asleep in this position.

Is he down in the basement

Is hopping into bed with her mother's blessing,

Is my goddamn stupid puzzles, right?

Is so calm.

Is that all you can think about, sex on the brain?

Is that it is high time

Is that my fault, too?

Is that my fault?

Is this it?

Is this you? Oh, my God.

Isn't it just too perfect?

Isn't yours endangered?

It came flying out of there

It doesn't sound good.

It had nothing to do with you.

It hurts.

It is a score!

It is a score.

It looks like a carnival ride!

It looks perfect to me.

It means that Kitt's ungrateful,

It took out half your brain.

It was a car wreck. It was last summer.

It was a... Head on.

It was just horrible.

It wasn't when I bought it.

It'll all be OK if we just stuff ourselves

It's a 24 hour bug. It's just going around.

It's a huge hit, but you get it first because

It's a joke. The kid knows it's a joke.

It's a long ride back home.

It's a simple thing.

It's all in the hips.

It's all relative.

It's all right?

It's all right.

It's apple cinnamon liqueur.

It's denial, you know?

It's early. I figure we have to leave

It's Ginny Drewer.

It's good. It's sweet.

It's high time we all did. Get back.

It's kind of funny, but it's not,

It's Kitt. She wants to talk to Aunt Claudia.

It's like he knows me.

It's like... Do you feel this way?

It's me again.

It's me! Mr. Wonderful.

It's nothing you'd be caught dead in,

It's nothing. It's absolutely no big deal.

It's OK, honey. Come on. Hmm?

It's supposed to be a 3 way,

It's the last chance for Jack in the box.

It's too dry in here.

It's useless. I know how you feel.

It's what the day's supposed to be all about, right?

It's your big bad sister.

J J Josh is 31.

Jack again?

Jack meant a lot to me.

Jack was special.

Jeez, it's really hot back here.

Jeez.

Jesus Christ,

Jesus!

Jesus.

Jesus.

Joanne, doesn't your sister look snazzy?

Joanne, I'm hearing this.

Joanne, look at your father's tie.

Joanne, you need your head examined.

Joanne?

Joanne.

Joanne.

Joanne...

Joanne... Claudia, here's Joanne's leftovers

Josh is...

Jump in the yolk, huh?

Just 'cause.

Just a little shove.

Just because it was once a cow?

Just because they got out.

Just calm down. Dad, you OK?

Just float.

Just float. Just relax.

Just for scuzz.

Just for the hell of it,

Just like all these kids these days.

Just live it up... no grown up responsibility.

Just relax and take a big breath.

Just relax. Just remember the fish.

Just relax. Just remember the fish.

Just remember the fish, OK?

Just remember the fish, when we went snorkeling.

Just say so if I am, please.

Just sit down, Joanne.

Just to have this great date

Just to punish us.

Just underneath his TV.

Just waiting to make you happy.

Just wallow in your own exotic little lives.

Keep breathing.

Keeps our economic pistons pumping.

Key lime pie!

Kind of like her mom.

Kind of like this, you know?

Kind of like, well, uh, like...

Kind of shaky.

Kitt's fine.

Knock it off.

Knock, knock.

Larson fades back.

Last year, my daughter in law,

Lean white meat from our turkey.

Leave us alone.

Leo fish. That's his name.

Leo might almost actually like you.

Leo who?

Leo, come on. It's your story, Bambini.

Leo, Leo, Leo...

Leo, would you pass my stuffing?

Leo.

Let big Walter take mine in.

Let me give you a hand with that.

Let me go.

Let me have it.

Let the younger people do it.

Let's get on with it.

Let's go.

Let's roll!

Let's surprise her. Where are you hiding Mr. Gobbles?

Let's talk about secrets, huh?

Life goes on.

Life is just one big Hawaiian luau

Lifting a box I told him not to.

Like a horse in a uniform.

Like a stranger. And the way he drives.

Like a toothbrush.

Like her mom.

Like I'm picturing every hole.

Like idiots and falling all over each other.

Like nobody's business.

Like shoveling the turkey, stuffing the snow,

Like Thanksgiving,

Like the wind, honey.

Likewise, Ron.

Listen to this, "dear Abby..."

Little kitten, little kitten.

Little miss organized

Lock the doors.

Long time no see.

Look at her.

Look at my tie.

Look at that Charlie's Angels hairdo!

Look at the makeup on that woman.

Look at you.

Look at your sister Joanne,

Look at your sneakers.

Look out.

Look what I did.

Look, I said I was sorry.

Look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Looking at pictures on the wall,

Looking like some kind of... Whatever.

Losing her virginity

Lost cause!

Lost the stylish one that fits me

Lost.

Lousy picture?

Ma, I'll carve.

Ma, we got a carcass to pick.

Magic.

Making noises like a horse.

May you and your husband live happily ever after,

Maybe I'll try to...

Maybe Jack was an honest mistake.

Maybe later.

Maybe next year will be better for you.

Maybe we just land in Chicago,

Me, too.

Me?

Me? What if it's one of your bingo women,

Michelle's sleeping over at our place,

Mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah.

Mm mmm, good.

Mmm.

Mmm...

Mom and dad...

Mom needs her puzzles, and she needs to lose

Mom, close the door behind you, OK?

Mom, dad, wait, wait, wait.

Mom, I can do that.

Mom, I can handle it, OK?

Mom, I got to go,

Mom, I have got the best trendy booze for you.

Mom, it's me!

Mom, Joanne's a Saint.

Mom, mom, please accept

Mom, no, no.

Mom, no, no.

Mom, slow down, OK?

Mom, stop.

Mom, tell him to stop.

Mom, this gravy's leaking.

Mom.

Mom. Mom, let us, OK?

Mom's always got a thousand pound turkey.

Mommy and Aunt Claudia are fighting.

Mommy left that pubic hair in there.

Mommy, I'm too bored. I have to go home.

Mommy, where are you, please?

Mother of Christ, come on!

Move this vehicle, miss.

Mow down a whole troop of cub scouts.

Mr. Fish, is that cash is king...

Mr. Fixit all of a sudden.

Mrs. Gordon, or whatever you call yourself now,

My 16 year old granddaughter

My brother and sister got canned and left town.

My dad plays golf,

My dad.

My glamorous life...

My God!

My goddamn pants are sticking to my socks.

My hero.

My life.

My little life.

My own little life

My safety light's on again.

My secret? Oh, that's great.

My sister brought that fellow

My sister must be,

My throat is fine.

My turn.

My, my, my.

Neither can I, ma.

Never mind a leg. Here, have a wing.

New diet?

New toy.

Nice work, guys.

No answer, still.

No politics on Thanksgiving.

No relief in sight here.

No shit. You and Jack?

No sweat. Very clever.

No switching. You said no switching!

No TV for the week.

No, Claudia. Enough already. For heaven's sakes,

No, don't muzzle me!

No, Henry,

No, I don't want to get out of this dress.

No, I... I didn't...

No, I'm calling you a product of baboon lovin'.

No, it won't. You don't have a job,

No, it's OK. I'm... I'm OK.

No, it's terrible.

No, no, I'll go.

No, no, no, 'cause, you know, you're weird.

No, no, no, don't touch.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. He wants

No, no, you can't be because

No, no! I'm with your son!

No, thank you. Not today.

No, uh uh, 'cause, uh, the boss thing.

No, you're not.

No, you're... you're calling me a freak?

No! God, Jesus!

No?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Been on the road all day. Why?

No. He's with Tommy.

No. Help your poor father instead.

No. I just ate.

No. I think Leo cares.

No. No!

No. You know what?

Nobody asked you to.

Nobody makes sense anymore.

Nobody means what they say on Thanksgiving, mom.

Nobody tells me anything around here.

Nobody's answering.

Nope.

Not like that dry stuff you sent me.

Not now.

Not right away.

Not that building, darling.

Not true.

Not unless you went to the vet.

Not you, Henry.

Nothing fancy. No imported shit.

Nothing makes sense anymore.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Now give me 2 coffees, will ya?

Now he's in Boston, and he's mine.

Now she's redoing her whole house

Now, Mrs. America.

Now, she was just a tiny little baby, right?

Now, where does a turkey

Obviously this guy's not a big wiper.

Obviously, there's something wrong

Of an actual captain's wings.

Of Clyde's uterus.

Of course not, love bug.

Off the keys, here?

Oh, another one!

Oh, be brave.

Oh, bunions.

Oh, Claudia...

Oh, come on, mother. Leo's with Tommy.

Oh, excuse me, Ms. Siddhartha.

Oh, Frank!

Oh, God, Joanne, nice drama queen energy.

Oh, God! Who's he?

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Empty the dishwasher first.

Oh, ho ho.

Oh, honey! Oh.

Oh, I could throw up.

Oh, I couldn't take my eyes off that...

Oh, I'm so sorry. I had no idea.

Oh, I'm stuffed. I can't move.

Oh, it's beautiful, honey pie.

Oh, Jesus Christ, I'll go. It's my fault.

Oh, Jesus Christ! I'll go. It's my wife.

Oh, Jesus, Kitt.

Oh, Kitt! Kitt, it's grandmother.

Oh, look at my feet.

Oh, look what your father did already

Oh, man.

Oh, mom, not Abby.

Oh, mom.

Oh, my God, that's right.

Oh, my God, you know what?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, no, I don't think I want to see this.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Dot Schmot.

Oh, no. My son is a moron.

Oh, now? You want me to...

Oh, she looks so skinny.

Oh, shit.

Oh, so I should give you guys my money?

Oh, stop that on the rug.

Oh, sure. Par, par, bogey, bogey, par, par.

Oh, that.

Oh, that's Leo fish.

Oh, the guy...

Oh, there she is.

Oh, this is Frank!

Oh, uh, excuse me.

Oh, uh, hiya, Jack.

Oh, uh, Jack, uh...

Oh, what the...

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. He's a loose Cannon.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you pig.

Oh, your pills, dad, the ones with food.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! 34, huh?

Oh! Drive, Ron!

Oh! Hey!

Oh! Leo breaks his nose.

Oh! Oh! Oh oh!

Oh?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. My mother said that your mother said

Oh...

Oh... God, I do not.

Oh... Here.

Ohh...

OK, honey. Honey?

OK, I had a little pumpkin pie.

OK, no problem.

OK, OK careful.

OK, that's it.

OK, the rest of us, we'll just sit here

OK, what's wrong?

OK! Here's what I'm thinking.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

On 2 legs, Henry Larson.

On a public beach.

On Joanne's lap just for laughs.

On the door.

On the moon.

On the phone from the airplane.

On to my pants for dear life.

One Christmas Eve.

One day, you're sitting in the cellar,

Ooh, I feel a medley coming on.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh...

Ooooh!

Oop.

Opinions are like assholes, honey.

Or get hit by a bus.

Or he does.

Or I'm going to miss my flight.

Or the other way around.

Or worse. Hah.

Or you'll melt like a thermometer.

Or your idiot cousin

Orange goop that all the prostitutes love.

Out of his ear.

Out! Tommy! I'm out!

Oysters.

Penny for your thoughts.

People are looking at your wardrobe.

People are starving in the former Yugoslavia.

People making things, buying things.

People who tell people.

Please don't.

Please get rid of this tape.

Please put that down.

Please sit down.

Please, a puss like that?

Please.

Plus, now in California,

Poor Duffy,

Punch your teeth in.

Put it on.

Put on a wig.

Put that back!

Put that by the olives, the bag.

Put the car in the garage.

Queen? Yes!

Quietly...

Redi Whip.

Regular, decaf, doesn't matter...

Remember the fish, mom.

Remember?

Reminding us which day is trash day?

Right almost on the goddamn runway!

Right now, she's a pain in the ass,

Right now.

Right on.

Right on.

Right, Claudia?

Right, fish?

Right, Glady?

Right! Not even this goddamn bird.

Right?

Rock solid loan fundamentals again,

Rose! What is rose?

Russell Terziak is in there.

Russell Terziak.

Russell, you get right over here

Sad and hassled

Safely...

Same to you. Grand old time.

Say, "thanks, dad."

Says he'll cover for me.

Score!

Secret ingredient.

See what's in the furnace room.

See you.

See your father's organ.

See?

Sex.

Sh...

Shall I continue?

She can manage. Boy, can she manage.

She changed everything we did.

She doesn't eat meat, my precious.

She feels her feelings when she feels them.

She flashed me, Clyde. She flashed me.

She gave it to me.

She got so upset, she's working out.

She has 20, 25 pounds per square inch pressure.

She never shuts up,

She stuffed her bird with oysters.

She wants to be different.

She was also making out with her 60 year old boss.

She will not rest unless I marry this guy.

She'd open it for me.

She'll bounce back.

She'll bounce back. Trust me.

She's 18.

She's a chocaholic.

She's as clean as a whistle.

She's fine, actually. She's really...

She's got her own room.

She's grown and changed a lot.

She's in the basement.

She's in the kitchen.

She's like a rock, which gives me hope

She's not so little.

Shh!

Shh! I'm going to kill her.

Shh.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Short order variety, in Montana.

Should I just run away like you and Tommy?

Shouldn't we go in there and...

Shut the door.

Shut up. Hold still.

Sit down, let me dry your hair...

Sitting right next to Claudia...

Slow down. I'm not that late.

Slow...

Small and scared and just...

Smell it and weep.

Smelled like a horse's butt flap.

Smile.

Smile.

Sneak in and shake me,

So anything could happen. Is it possible there

So as to relieve the pressure.

So catch me up. How's Chicago?

So close the door.

So did you? Did you...

So don't tell me about cotton up my nose,

So his parents are concerned.

So how can I be worried...

So I can speak to your mother

So I didn't prepare myself.

So I figured,

So I figured...

So I'm all alone this year.

So it gets better for once instead of worse?

So just to get my goat, he sprained his wrist

So much fun!

So no one will ever be the wiser.

So please leave a message.

So she grabs my hand...

So watch out.

So we're back to the doctor's, see?

So what if there was?

So what? Be my guest.

So why isn't some man from Japan

So you did come up here to... You know...

So you don't want to hear

So you going to leave early today, right?

So you'll know where what goes where.

So, Claudia,

So, don't.

So, how's it going?

So, like I said,

So, Walter, how's the bank business?

So, what's going on?

So, where's

So... Disappointed in yourself.

So... You're nuts.

Some more?

Some other guy with a smaller waistline

Something I didn't realize when I was working.

Sorry.

Speaking of teeth,

Spectacular.

Spin, mommy.

Stay out of it.

Stay the hell out of it, Brittany!

Step, ball, change.

Step, ball, change. Step, ball, change.

Stop him, Walter.

Stop it!

Stop taping. I look awful.

Stop!

Stop! Stop it!

Struggling year after year.

Struggling year after year.

Such an attractive man

Super tacos. Jumbo Jack.

Sure will.

Sure you have everything?

Sure, I'll take a beer.

Sure, you do.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure. Something wrong with that?

Sweet potatoes?

T Rex.

Ta da.

Take care of the... the...

Take care of yourself now.

Take it easy!

Take it! Otherwise, my landlord will.

Take my car. The keys are in here,

Take that coat off,

Take the pie, Tommy.

Talking as quietly as I can

Tell me that's all right.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks, dad.

Thanks.

Thanksgiving day, 1952, 2:00 in the afternoon,

That and giving thanks that we don't have to

That and ringworm, too.

That bastard.

That brand new 727,

That could go wrong.

That does it. That's it.

That feels wrong.

That fish. The angelfish.

That goes over there.

That I do my own laundry now.

That I like.

That I was thinking about changing jobs.

That kid has moves, huh?

That my granddaughter will show common sense.

That only sounds good when you say it, Leo.

That stuff you shove up your nose is addictive,

That there are

That Tommy and I were...

That was absurd, let's eat dead bird.

That was moronic.

That was some other guy...

That was something else.

That was very good. Thank you.

That was wrong.

That wasn't me.

That we don't need.

That would have flown out

That's a lot.

That's a sporty necklace.

That's all from this end. Amen.

That's all this bozo in the white house is up to.

That's all.

That's an actual replication

That's better.

That's for the pope to decide.

That's great. That's great, Claudia.

That's his car.

That's it?

That's it. Love, Clyde.

That's it. Love, Clyde.

That's my car, you putz!

That's my point,

That's not fair. You can't be washing the car

That's not what I meant.

That's what I get all summer.

That's what I got.

That's what I hate about airplanes.

That's what life is all about.

That's what we need...

That's where we took Duffy

That's, like, big winners.

The angelfish, when we went snorkeling?

The fog is lifting.

The furnace... I imagine.

The glamorous part.

The high pressure ones in your pocket.

The idiot.

The man of the house?

The newly retired maniac I live with,

The point I was making,

The point is he can't sleep,

The Russell Terziak.

The star player, Leo, a.k.a. "Go" fish!

The way she's ungrateful.

The white zone

The whole world is weird,

The wings go right through the airplane.

The wings won't fall off.

The wonderful Wedmans are here!

The yin and the Yang, that's what it means.

The, uh, what was that,

Then don't send me any pictures.

Then I want you all to hurry up

Then maybe we hit this huge fog bank,

Then my parents went and died on me.

Then the closest I ever come to being creative

Then they

Then why ain't you wearing them,

Then, of course, I'm always worrying

There was just shrapnel and people

There we go.

There you are holding on to no one,

There's a distinction.

There's never enough time, right?

There's nothing wrong with her boiler.

There's one of 'em.

These people throw birds in your car

They are the worst!

They cart him off to a nasal specialist.

They don't want us to.

They fired you.

They go through the plane.

They look familiar,

They make a beeline

They must be...

They're all here, eating turkey in our bed...

They're assistants. They'll be gone, too...

They're counting on somebody to be there.

They're getting old.

They're going to explode?

They're inside you, when you're feeling

They're not moving. They're playing possum.

They're together.

They've been here since...

This doesn't sound good, OK?

This guy's starting to piss me off.

This has been a complete holiday nightmare!

This is a projection. I'm fine. Jack's fine.

This is bad.

This is it right here.

This is mine. You can't have it.

This is my childhood bedroom.

This is not my enormous coat.

This is the only thing I do all day

This is the saddest sack in the universe.

This is the spot.

This relentless a pursuit

This very as we speak end.

This? Yes. But I mean...

Those soft, soft lips,

Till we can't even think anymore.

Tim, cut it out.

Tim, I mean it.

Tim's being a jerk all of a sudden.

Tim's house?

Time doesn't matter.

To be at, and I don't blame you.

To drag me off Christmas shopping.

To have someone so close to you,

To help stuff my bird.

To our house for dinner,

To pull that damn thing out.

To someplace nice and safe.

To wherever I came from...

Tommy said that you were big on cappuccino.

Tommy, can you... Can you...

Tommy, don't start right in on Joanne.

Tommy, help your father carve.

Tommy, no.

Tommy, OK, there's no point.

Tommy, you asshole!

Tommy!

Tommy!

Tommy!

Tommy!

Tommy?

Tommy.

Tommy.

Tonight?

Too big.

Too much stuff, yeah.

Torture.

Trust me on this.

Try to think back like a hundred years ago...

Turn this car around.

Uh, Aunt Glady,

Uh, everybody's growing up.

Uh, Leo,

Uh, niece kitty is probably, definitely

Uh, no family or nothing.

Uh, no. I've got a cold, mom.

Uh, the meridian.

Uh, you deserve a lot better.

Uh...

Uh... 11 hours and 14 minutes.

Uh... Congratulations.

Uh... Nowhere to go, you know, today.

Uhh.

Um, merry Christmas,

Um...

Um...

Um... But I guess, uh, everybody sort of needs me,

Um... Um... Did you

Um... Um... Did you

Unbeknownst to His Majesty.

Under my feet every 10 minutes.

Under the living room rug

Until we all just dry up or blow away

Wait a minute.

Wait till she comes barging in here tomorrow,

Walter, he's lying.

Walter, help Aunt Glady.

Want some wings?

Want to hear about it yet?

Want to see a really big boil?

Was a baboon family in the hospital

Was as big as I could ever want it to be.

Was dead or alive.

Was I naked?

Was that you? No!

Watch me do this.

Watch out. The roads are slippery!

Way to go, Leo. Kick ass!

Way too...

We are honored that Leo Fish,

We are quite squeaky clean.

We both know I am the only normal person here! I am!

We carry around all this excess baggage.

We couldn't tell you what it is,

We didn't take any pictures.

We don't have to act like we're 10 years old, Joanne.

We don't have to like each other, Jo.

We don't need all these sweet potatoes.

We get fat, like, uh,

We had rain Monday, so your father,

We had those 2 hours together,

We haven't heard a peep from you.

We just floated... you, me, and the angelfish.

We just get loaded down with all this stuff

We lost 90% of our federal money.

We love each other.

We made her.

We realized that lately

We talked it out like adults

We'll do our best to ignore him, Walter.

We'll drive you. We'll drive you.

We'll talk about it later, OK?

We're all growing up.

We're all... Getting old.

We're America.

We're closed.

We're family.

We're going to go get some tickets.

We're going to my office.

We're not doing the turkey?

We're not even here now,

We're not taking this lightly.

We're not unhappy!

We're pushing it all over the northeast.

We're selling this dump. We're moving.

We've got in Salisbury tomorrow?

Weenie!

Welcome home.

Well, aren't... aren't you even curious?

Well, don't do anything strenuous. Promise?

Well, duty calls.

Well, Henry, considering that

Well, I guess congratulations are in order.

Well, I guess... well, this was nice.

Well, I hoped against hope.

Well, I'm certainly not worried

Well, she was just fabulously fired from her job.

Well, that's great.

Well, that's not the point, really.

Well, then, I guess you did your part, huh?

Well, there is no point,

Well, there is no point.

Well, this really weird guy I work for

Well, tough luck

Well, what if...

Well, what?

Well, what's the point?

Well, you know me.

Well?

Went and put Christmas right in the middle,

Were you what?

What a dick.

What about your lunch with the liquor barn?

What are you all up to?

What are you talking about? You make as much sense...

What are you, 70?

What did Abby say?

What do you expect?

What else did he say about me?

What else is there?

What expression to put on my face.

What is this,

What is wrong, mom?

What kind of horrible disease you'll die from.

What pills?

What the heck...

What the hell

What the hell are these?

What the hell does that mean, mommy?

What the hell is he doing here?

What the hell is wrong between you and Jack?

What the hell...

What Walter was trying to say,

What was originally this cyst

What you got to look forward to...

What, what, what?

What, you'll sue us?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Guy in the hall.

What? What are you saying?

What? Your mother distinctly said...

What're you doing to my car, huh?

What're you doing?

What're you doing? That's my car.

What's going to happen to them,

What's it gonna be next week?

What's that thing on her head?

What's the point of eating raw meat, mother?

What's the weather like in Chicago?

What's with your sneakers, ma?

What's wrong, Peter?

Whatever works for you.

Whatever you say, babe.

Whatever you say, fowl.

Whatever. Oh, my God.

When do they eat their bird?

When he had that disgusting fungus in both ears.

When what? What?

When you go home,

When you say cash is king, what's that mean?

When?

When?

Where are the carrots?

Where are we going?

Where are you now?

Where are you?

Where did I even come from?"

Where I sit in one place for two hours

Where is he?

Where they don't allow normal people,

Where you been? We ate already.

Where?

Where?

Where's Henry?

Where's Kitt?

Where's milk?

Where's mom?

Where's my pocketbook?

Where's your father? Half the time, he's

Where's your key, so I...

Whew.

Whew.

Which I know is the last place on earth

Which is a lie, of course,

Which is great.

Which really means something to us,

While you're waiting at the stoplight.

Who cares where they're sitting?

Who cares? Who gives a rat's...

Who I barely even know

Who wants a leg?

Who was that guy?

Who would I show them to anyway?

Who, me?

Who?

Who'll ever appreciate the birdies.

Who's miserable with her life

Who's that?

Who's there?

Whoo, whoo.

Whoo!

Whoo!

Why am I crying?

Why did you do that?

Why not?

Why should I discuss this with you?

Why?

With a light merengue backbeat,

With dad's stinky canaries?

With her fabulous nutri bird.

With his crazy fingertips.

With Ron. Yo, Claudia.

With this beautiful, intelligent woman

With you?

Within 6 months.

Without enough Novocain,

Working like this on Thanksgiving.

Wow, Chicago! Wow, Boston!

Wow... Shaky. I can't believe you said that.

Yaah!

Yams, gravy, mashed potatoes.

Yams, gravy, mashed potatoes.

Yeah, a pretty boy.

Yeah, and everybody in town knows it.

Yeah, as a matter of fact.

Yeah, but big deal.

Yeah, but Joanne doesn't.

Yeah, but... but... but what... what, um...

Yeah, I'm supposed to.

Yeah, it was nice.

Yeah, my hair's wet, can't find my underwear,

Yeah, now's not the time.

Yeah, OK? Yeah.

Yeah, we are. We're closed.

Yeah, well, you know.

Yeah, whether we like it or not.

Yeah, you, too. Thanks again.

Yeah, you're closed, I know.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Mm hmm.

Yeah. She went and married my best buddy, right?

Yeah. So you better lighten up,

Yeah. You're going.

Years ago.

Yecch.

Yes, I do. Because all of a sudden,

Yes, I started early, but not that early.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, that.

Yes.

Yes.

You a leg man?

You are Adele Larson, trendsetter.

You are so unhappy.

You are wrong. You are so wrong.

You asshole!

You bet your ass. Cholesterol,

You bet.

You can't come in.

You can't fire them. They're kids.

You cocksucker!

You could give us a hand with these crazy birds.

You didn't do anything wrong. Wait, wait, wait!

You didn't hear about this?

You didn't want us too close.

You do this all the time.

You don't even call me. I tell you everything.

You don't know how I feel,

You don't know the first thing about me, Joanne.

You don't mind, do you?

You don't want to eat or sleep.

You eat too much. He eats all day long.

You feeling a little foolish?

You forget what day it is.

You forgive them anything...

You gave him his first blow job.

You goddamn bastard!

You goddamn bastard!

You got 20, 25 pounds...

You got a little b&o railroad down there, OK?

You got a...

You got one someplace, don't you?

You got your tag up. You want it up?

You guys have so much fun!

You have a nice life, Claudia.

You have so much in common.

You have to soak this whole tablecloth

You hear me?

You just got here, what, a couple of minutes ago?

You knew she's not coming.

You know he won't.

You know how I've been working, studying,

You know perfectly well "well, what?"

You know plenty.

You know Stella.

You know that.

You know there's other people in this world,

You know what happened in Sweden?

You know,

You know, from the ocean?

You know, I don't know that much about art.

You know, I have friends in Boston, Tommy.

You know, I have this fantasy.

You know, it wasn't...

You know, remember I told you

You know, shit happens.

You know, you just think

You know?

You know...

You little ingrate?

You little sleazy...

You look a little tense. You do.

You look at them all sitting there, you know?

You look OK.

You look terrific.

You look...

You love it.

You made me hit my friend!

You need a prescription.

You OK?

You OK?

You on the grub? Sure thing.

You paint as good as Vincent van Gogh here.

You remember.

You ruined my mommy!

You said a bad word.

You see that blue building?

You should meet my Aunt Harriet someday.

You son of a bitch.

You sounded kind of cut off...

You still look so beautiful, Claudia.

You tell me.

You thought that I was...

You told me when the time came, I'd know it.

You under the weather, too?

You want a beer?

You want to drive a million Miles in holiday traffic

You want to hear about it yet?

You want to move this vehicle, miss, please?

You watch. One of these days he's gonna

You were fearless, huh?

You... you're a good kid.

You'd open a vein for that lady.

You'll send your poor devastated mother some pictures.

You're

You're a pain in my ass, you have bad hair,

You're calling me a Drama Queen, Mr. Pervert?

You're fired, Claudia.

You're going to be fine.

You're going to fly home to your parents

You're going.

You're hurting me, Claudia.

You're making me nervous.

You're my youngest.

You're not being an American!

You're not going to call your daughter tonight

You're not going to eat that meat loaf, right?

You're not really gonna sell the house,

You're not strong enough with that wrist.

You're paying for it. Eat what you want.

You're scared.

You're so much better than we are.

You're such a...

You're supposed to be on the couch.

You're the best thing

You're the one staring at his... Everything.

You're the only one

You're the Rock of Gibraltar.

You're touching! No switching!

You're welcome at my house anytime.

You've hurt her feelings.

Your brother showed me your picture, OK?

Your father can carve.

Your father can play his organ.

Your glamorous life?

Your mother reminds me.

Your mother uses too much of that...

Your mother's got a vice grip on my arm,

Your plants are so beautiful, Aunt Glady.

Your secret's safe with us, cheetah.

Your Uncle Tommy won't be there,

Your... Poonie?

1 Mississippi,

1,500 Miles. It's a commute.

2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...

2 to go. You just can't stay here.

3 big ones, huh?

3 months ago.

5:10 A.M.

6 more of these.

7 days a week, trying to anticipate every single thing

10 seconds, tops.

34 zip, huh?

34 zip.

59 0. This is a blowout.

80?

210.

1969.

Mommy! Sit down!

Mommy! Sit down!

'Cause I figure he wants to scream, too.

'Cause I was there, Jack was there. It happened, OK?

'Cause I'm not kidding about this.

'Cause it's Joanne's, not hers.

'Cause that little angel, Peter...

'cause then I'd have to send them all birthday cards.

'cause we're not jerks

'Cause you don't tell me, you know?

"All her life, she's been this happy go lucky,

"And she gets real worked up about war and crime

"And she thinks the president

"and taxes and those terrorists.

"But she's busy squandering her God given talent

"but to strangers was a barrel of laughs.

"filling in the holes on some dead people's pictures

"I think my mother is losing her grip on reality.

"It's not funny."

"My oldest, my smartest daughter," I answer.

"Now lately, she's gotten real bad.

"outgoing personality,

"par, par, bogey, bogey, par, par, son."

"secretly owns McDonald's

"She wakes up every morning frightened.

"Signed, distraught."

"who are these people?

"who cried a lot in private,

"Who did that?" They say.

♪ a kind of daydream ♪

♪ A well a, everybody's ♪ ♪ heard about the bird... ♪

♪ all for the love of you ♪

♪ all over town ♪

♪ and didn't I give ya ♪ ♪ nearly everything ♪

♪ and every word ♪ ♪ that I say is true ♪

♪ and foolin' around ♪

♪ and foolin' around ♪

♪ and foolish ♪

♪ And I forget to do ♪

♪ and I forget to do ♪

♪ and runnin' around ♪

♪ and, baby, ♪ ♪ deep down in your heart ♪

♪ baby ♪

♪ baby ♪

♪ baby ♪

♪ baby ♪

♪ baby ♪

♪ baby ♪

♪ baby ♪

♪ before I stop lovin' you ♪

♪ Boop boop be do? ♪

♪ break another little bit ♪ ♪ of my heart ♪

♪ break another little bit ♪ ♪ of my heart ♪

♪ break another little bit ♪ ♪ of my heart ♪

♪ break another little bit ♪ ♪ of my heart ♪

♪ but each time ♪ ♪ I tell myself that I ♪

♪ but each time ♪ ♪ I tell myself that I ♪

♪ but when I see you ♪ ♪ hangin' about with anyone ♪

♪ but when ya hold me ♪ ♪ in your arms ♪

♪ candy ♪

♪ change ♪

♪ come on ♪

♪ come on ♪

♪ come on ♪

♪ come on ♪

♪ come on ♪

♪ come on ♪

♪ come on and take it ♪

♪ come on and take it ♪

♪ come on, yeah, take it ♪

♪ didn't I make ya feel ♪

♪ dust yourself off ♪

♪ Eggnog ♪

♪ Eggnog, eggnog ♪

♪ Everybody knows that ♪ ♪ the bird is the word ♪

♪ give me your answer, do ♪

♪ have a ♪

♪ have a ♪

♪ have a ♪

♪ have another little piece ♪ ♪ of my heart now, baby ♪

♪ have another little piece ♪ ♪ of my heart now, baby ♪

♪ have another little piece ♪ ♪ of my heart now, baby ♪

♪ have another little piece ♪ ♪ of my heart now, baby ♪

♪ he hastens... ♪

♪ he... he hastens ♪ ♪ and chastens ♪

♪ hear me ♪ ♪ when I cry y y y ♪

♪ Henry ♪

♪ Henry ♪

♪ hey, yeah ♪

♪ his will to make known ♪

♪ Hmm, pick yourself up ♪

♪ Honey, ya know I did ♪

♪ how slow the moments go ♪

♪ how slow the moments go ♪

♪ I call my sugar candy ♪

♪ I can't afford a carriage ♪

♪ I dust myself off ♪

♪ I got somebody who won't ♪ ♪ make me feel like a clown ♪

♪ I got somebody who won't ♪ ♪ make me feel like a clown ♪

♪ I guess ya know ♪ ♪ that it ain't right ♪

♪ I need you to come on ♪

♪ I pick myself up ♪

♪ I said come on ♪

♪ I see your face ♪

♪ I see your face ♪

♪ I sing it once again ♪

♪ I start all over again ♪

♪ I wanna die ♪

♪ I want to be ♪ ♪ loved by you alone ♪

♪ I want to be loved by you ♪

♪ I want to be... ♪

♪ I want ya to come on ♪

♪ I'm gettin' tired ♪ ♪ of waitin' ♪

♪ I'm getting tired ♪ ♪ of waitin' ♪

♪ I'm half crazy ♪

♪ I'm happy as a king ♪

♪ I'm livin' in ♪ ♪ a kind of daydream? ♪

♪ I'm living in ♪

♪ if it makes you feel good ♪

♪ in every flower ♪

♪ in every flower ♪

♪ it won't be ♪ ♪ a stylish marriage ♪

♪ it's all right ♪

♪ it's all right now ♪

♪ it's all right now ♪

♪ it's just the thought ♪ ♪ of you ♪

♪ it's just the thought ♪ ♪ of you ♪

♪ It's not unusual ♪ ♪ to be loved by anyone ♪

♪ it's not unusual ♪ ♪ to see me cry ♪

♪ it's not unusual to ♪ ♪ have fun with anyone ♪

♪ just you, ♪ ♪ nobody else but you ♪

♪ like you wanna own me? ♪

♪ long gone ♪

♪ long gone, baby ♪

♪ lookin' good ♪

♪ lord knows ♪ ♪ you got to change ♪

♪ lord knows ♪ ♪ you got to change ♪

♪ Mi Grande Madre?

♪ mmm mmm mmm mmm ♪

♪ mmm mmm mmm mmm ♪

♪ my house is dark ♪ ♪ and my pots are cold ♪

♪ My love ♪

♪ My love ♪

♪ now... now... now... ♪ ♪ now... now... ♪

♪ of a bicycle ♪ ♪ built for two ♪

♪ oh, yeah ♪

♪ oh, yes, indeed ♪

♪ Sad sack Terziak ♪

♪ say, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Shaft ♪

♪ Shaft... ♪

♪ shine, if it ♪ ♪ makes you feel good ♪

♪ shine, if it makes you ♪ ♪ feel good ♪

♪ take another little piece ♪ ♪ of my heart now, baby ♪

♪ take another little piece ♪ ♪ of my heart now, baby ♪

♪ take another little piece ♪ ♪ of my heart now, baby ♪

♪ take another little piece ♪ ♪ of my heart now, baby ♪

♪ Take it ♪

♪ that a woman ♪ ♪ possibly can? ♪

♪ that a woman can be tough ♪

♪ that everyone ought to do ♪

♪ that one oughta do ♪

♪ that... ♪

♪ that's everything ♪

♪ That's life ♪

♪ the house is dark, ♪ ♪ and my pots are cold ♪

♪ the little ♪ ♪ ordinary things ♪

♪ the little ♪ ♪ ordinary things ♪

♪ the longing here for you ♪

♪ the longing here for you ♪

♪ the mere idea of you ♪

♪ The mere idea of you ♪

♪ The very thought of you ♪

♪ the very thought of you? ♪

♪ the very thought of you? ♪

♪ The very thought of you? ♪

♪ then when I cry ♪ ♪ all the time ♪

♪ this can't go on ♪

♪ this can't go on ♪

♪ this can't go on ♪

♪ though it may seem ♪

♪ till I'm near to you ♪

♪ to ask the lord's ♪ ♪ blessing ♪

♪ to me ♪

♪ w aah aah! ♪

♪ We gather together ♪

♪ Well a, don't you know ♪

♪ well, but I'm ♪ ♪ gonna show ya, baby ♪

♪ well, come on ♪

♪ well, I can't stand ♪ ♪ the pain ♪

♪ well, you know ♪ ♪ you've got it ♪

♪ well, you know you got it ♪

♪ when I come home ♪

♪ when I come home ♪

♪ when I think ♪ ♪ I've had enough ♪

♪ when there's danger ♪ ♪ all about? ♪

♪ Who's the cat ♪ ♪ that won't cop out ♪

♪ whoa, whoa, break it ♪

♪ whoa, whoa, break it ♪

♪ whoa, whoa, break it ♪

♪ whoa, whoa, break it ♪

♪ whoa, whoa, have a ♪

♪ why don't ya? ♪ ♪ Yeah, come on ♪

♪ why don't ya? ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ why don't ya? ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ why don't ya? Yeah ♪

♪ with Jean and Joan ♪ ♪ and a who knows who ♪

♪ with Jean and Joan ♪ ♪ and a who knows who ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ you ain't 'round, baby ♪

♪ you got me rollin' ♪ ♪ and hollerin' ♪

♪ you got me sneakin' ♪ ♪ and peekin' ♪

♪ you got to change ♪

♪ you got to change ♪

♪ You got to change ♪

♪ you got to change ♪ ♪ your evil ways ♪

♪ you hang around ♪

♪ you know you got it ♪

♪ you know you got it ♪

♪ you'll look sweet ♪ ♪ upon the seat ♪

♪ you'll never know ♪

♪ you'll never know ♪

♪ you're out on the streets ♪

♪ your eyes in stars above ♪

♪ your eyes in stars above ♪