Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) Family Edit

A chocolatier has to run free and solo.

A fairyland, a fairyland

A family.

A miracle has taken place

A rather different set of friends

A retard could figure it out.

A steak that no one else would chew

A woman offered me $500 for the ticket.

Against a luscious bit of fudge?

Ah, the administration offices.

Ah, this is a room l know all about.

Ah, well.

Ah, yes, sometimes when grownups say "forever," they mean "a very long time."

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

All aboard.

All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six rabbits...

All in good time. Now....

All of them beastly...

All right, let's see who found it.

All right, pet.

All the other chocolate makers, you see, had grown jealous of Mr. Wonka.

All the walls and ceilings were made of chocolate as well.

All these years...

All they'd ever think about was cocoa beans.

All this...

All together, we're 381 years old. We don't wait.

All you had to do was track the manufacturing dates...

ALL: Augustus Gloop will not be harmed

ALL: Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop

ALL: Chewing, chewing all day long

ALL: Chewing, chewing all day long

ALL: His thinking powers rust and freeze

ALL: So dull, so dull

ALL: The guilty ones, now this is sad

ALL: This morning from a halibut

ALL: Trick or treat!

ALL: Veruca Salt, the little brute

ALL: We'll boil him for a minute more

ALL: Yeah, yeah

Always making jokes.

An important room, this.

An Oompa Loompa was lucky if he found three or four cocoa beans a year.

An oyster from an oyster stew

And a mustache. And a beard.

And all you think about is chocolate.

And do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass.

And finally, l found her a ticket.

And from her face Her giant chin

And get that mud off your pants.

And it seemed like it was going to be closed forever.

And l did, Charlie.

And lots of other things as well

And no good ever comes from spoiling a child like that.

And one thing was absolutely certain:

And she will meet, as she descends

And the rest of you must be their

And this is Hair Toffee.

And we certainly don't want that, now, do we?

And what exactly do you propose to do about it?

And who am l?

And who's that under the sheet?

And with one great, tremendous chew

And you can take that to the bank.

And you know what? I've got transport

And you simply reach out and take it.

And you. Well, you're just lucky to be here, aren't you?

Are dear old Mum and loving Dad

Are they real people?

Are you a dummy?

Are you crazy? I'd give him $500 for that ticket.

Are you ready to leave all this behind and come live with me at the factory?

Are you using the Havermax 4000 to do your sorting?

Aren't they delightful? Aren't they charming?

As soon as little Veruca told me she had to have one of these golden tickets...

Ask who? My father?

At least, not by myself.

Augustus Gloop will not be harmed

Augustus Gloop, so big and vile So greedy, foul and infantile

Augustus, how did you celebrate?

Augustus, my child, that is not a good thing you do!

Augustus, please don't eat your fingers.

Augustus, watch out!

AUGUSTUS: Don't you want to know our names?

Augustus!

Augustus! No!

Back off, you little freaks!

Balderdash. The kids who are going to find the golden tickets...

Because an Oompa Loompa tried some yesterday, and, well, he

Because I can't understand a word you're saying.

Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head.

Because I'm gonna win the special prize at the end.

Because it goes a little funny when it gets to the dessert.

Because l'm a winner.

Because only squirrels can get the whole walnut out almost every single time.

Because this gum is a full three course dinner all by itself.

Because you see, a few months ago, I was having my semiannual haircut...

Birds.

Bless you.

Blueberry pie and ice cream!

Boy, is he gonna be skinny.

Bravo! Well done!

Break through what?

Bring in the chocolate.

Bring it straight back, and we'll open it together.

But could you send it by TV if you wanted to?

But don't worry. We only light it on Tuesdays.

But if we can't

But it didn't close forever. It's open right now.

But it's made of glass.

But l can't have a blueberry as a daughter.

But l don't want any old squirrel, I want a trained squirrel.

But l suppose maybe he's just a rotten egg who deserves it.

But l suppose, in that case, I'll just

But l taste so good.

But l want it.

But l won't be here when you come back.

But l'm not.

But luckily for us, we have the great glass elevator to speed things along

But Mr. Wonka was right, of course.

But that is called cannibalism, my dear children...

But the food they longed for the most was the cocoa bean.

But the whole world wanted his candy.

But then, who's running the machines?

But there must be people working there.

But they sure do taste terrific.

But this ticket...

But why now? And why only five?

But why take a chance?

But Willy Wonka got something even better:

But young men are extremely springy. They stretch like mad.

But, oh, how they craved them.

By the way...

Calm down, Mike.

Can you dig what I'm laying down? I knew you could.

Can you imagine Augustus flavored, chocolate coated Gloop? Ew.

Can you remember the first candy you ever ate?

Can't imagine how it would matter. Come quickly. Far too much to see.

Candy doesn't have to have a point.

Candy's the only thing I was ever certain of...

Caramels.

Charlie Bucket was the luckiest boy in the entire world.

Charlie, Mum and I thought...

Charlie...

Charlie's father got a better job at the toothpaste factory...

CHARLlE: Grandpa?

CHARLlE: Hi, Dad.

CHARLlE: Mr. Wonka? Mr. Wonka?

CHARLlE: You think so? Think so?

Chewing, chewing all day long

Chewing, chewing all day long

Chewing, chewing all day long

Chewing, chewing all day long

Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing

Churns it up. Makes it light and frothy.

Close the gates.

Come forward.

Come on, Charlie. I think it's time we let your grandparents get some sleep.

Come on.

Come on.

Come over here. Come on. Come on. Come on!

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Dad found it, just the piece I needed.

Dad, he said, "Enjoy."

Dad?

Daddy will get you a squirrel as soon as he possibly can.

Daddy, l want a flying glass elevator.

Daddy, l want a squirrel.

Daddy, l want another pony.

Daddy, l want them to stop.

Daddy, l want to go in.

Daddy, look over there.

Daddy!

Daddy.

Dear visitors...

Despicable.

Did you know he invented a new way of making chocolate ice cream...

Did you see that some kid in Russia found the last golden ticket?

Die! Die! Die!

Do I?

Do you even know what "it" is?

Do you even remember what it was like being a kid?

Do you have an appointment?

Do you have any idea what breakfast cereal's made of?

Do you think Mr. Wonka will recognize you?

Doesn't seem like they stay kids very long.

Don't get overexcited.

Don't lose your heads.

Don't push my button.

Don't suppose there's anything extra to put in, love.

Don't touch that squirrel's nuts.

Don't worry about it, Charlie. That man spoils his daughter.

Don't worry, Mr. Bucket, our luck will change.

Don't you realize what you've invented? It's a teleporter.

Dragonflies?

Each with its rather horrid smell

Eat it. Go on.

Elbows off the table, Charlie.

Enjoy.

Even I'm eatable.

Every drop of the river...

Everybody give a cheer! Hooray!

Everybody knows that.

Everyone has a chance, Charlie.

Everything in this room is eatable.

Ew, somebody grab him.

Ew.

Exactly.

Eyes on the prize, Violet.

Eyes on the prize.

Fickelgruber started making an ice cream that would never melt.

Fifty times as big as any other.

First off, there's a difference between waves and particles. Duh.

First thing that we have to decide is this: Who is going with Charlie to the factory?

Five golden tickets have been hidden...

For who could hate or bear a grudge

For years and years she chews away

For you see, Mr. Wonka, I, myself, am in the nut business.

For your information, little girl...

Full speed ahead.

Get me one of those squirrels. I want one.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Go on, scoot.

Go on.

Go on. Just reach out and grab it.

Go on. Scoot, scoot.

Good night, Grandma Georgina.

Goodbye, then.

Goodness.

Grandpa Joe spent the whole day out of bed.

GRANDPA JOE: Before long...

GRANDPA JOE: Charlie.

GRANDPA JOE: True to his word, the bricks were chocolate...

GRANDPA JOE: Willy Wonka began with a single store on Cherry Street.

Grandpa, don't make it gross.

Hah! Hah! Hyah!

Hard to know, dear.

Hard to say. It's been years.

Has just gone down the garbage chute

Hasn't someone asked Mr. Wonka?

He also has a funny haircut.

He announced that he was closing his chocolate factory forever.

He barely can restrain it

He can no longer understand A fairy tale, a fairyland

He can't swim.

He cannot think, he only sees

He did.

He didn't feel tired at all.

He eats so many candy bars a day...

He has to follow his dreams. Gosh darn the consequences.

He just didn't know it yet.

He says Charlie's won something.

He was not faster or stronger or more clever than other children.

He will be made into strawberry flavored, chocolate coated fudge.

He'll drown.

He's blocked the whole pipe.

He's gone.

He's gonna stick.

He's modest, clever and so smart

He's the genius who just can't be beat

He's the one that you're about to meet

Heavens.

Hello, Doris.

Help her find her son.

Help me.

Her chewing muscles grow so vast

Her jaws get stronger every day

Here it comes.

Here you are.

Here.

Here.

Here.

Hey, by the way, did you guys know that chocolate contains a property...

Hey, little boy.

Hey, little boy.

Hey, Mr. Wonka, what's this?

Hey, that was my idea.

Hey. Hey, what a good idea. Yeah!

Hi, Dad.

Hi, Mom.

His family was not rich or powerful or well connected.

Hold on.

Holy buckets.

Hooray!

Hornswogglers and snozzwangers and those terrible, wicked whangdoodles.

Horrid smell

How about that?

How about you, dear? Don't you think you ought to go?

How are you today?

How do you feel about little raspberry kites?

How do you know, Mr. Smarty Pants?

How is she supposed to compete?

I always thought a verruca was a type of wart you got...

I am Augustus Gloop. I love your chocolate.

I am eating the Wonka bar...

I bet someone else would pay more.

I can see that. So do I.

I can't put my finger on it.

I couldn't very well watch the show from up there, now, could I, little girl?

I did.

I do not!

I don't care who those other four are. That kid, it's gonna be me.

I don't know which flavors to make or which ideas to try.

I don't think that was really fair. She didn't find the ticket herself.

I eat more candy.

I feel l must warn you, though, they are rather mischievous.

I found it!

I had a hunch right from the beginning. Well done.

I had no family, and l'm a giant success.

I hate chocolate.

I have to be more careful where l park this thing.

I haven't seen bicuspids like these since....

I intend to live in it.

I invited five children to the factory...

I know it.

I know so.

I know, but I only get one bar a year, for my birthday.

I know. Forging a ticket. Come on.

I like it.

I love g****s.

I make the candy l feel like, but now I feel terrible, so the candy's terrible.

I mean, it's all right if my family come too?

I must find a heir.

I never expected to have so much in common.

I realized in that moment:

I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes.

I see that.

I see.

I shake you warmly by the hand. For now, I invite you to my factory...

I shall now send a bar of chocolate from one end of the room...

I sure hope no part of him gets left behind.

I think he has.

I think it's from all those doggone cocoa beans.

I think Mr. Wonka knows what he's talking about.

I think that one's got a bad nut.

I think there's someone at the door.

I think we've got the wrong house.

I think you're on to something, though, Charlie.

I thought he was great at first, but then he didn't turn out so nice.

I vowed l would keep searching until I could give her what she wanted.

I wanna pick a room.

I want my golden ticket.

I want you to roll Miss Beauregarde into the boat...

I want you to take Mr. Teavee and his...

I want you to take Mrs. Gloop up to the Fudge Room, okay?

I was worried it was getting dodgy in the middle part, but then that finale....

I went to Loompaland looking for exotic new flavors for candy.

I will. l'll take him. You leave it to me.

I wouldn't give up my family for anything.

I'd give anything in the world just to go in one more time...

I'd rather not talk about this one.

I'd rather you didn't. There are still some things that are

I'll have you.

I'll shuffle the plates.

I'm a gum chewer mostly, but when I heard about these ticket things...

I'm absolutely delighted.

I'm closing my chocolate factory forever.

I'm gonna give this little boy my entire factory.

I'm in the nut business, you see. So l say to my workers:

I'm not gonna touch it. I'm not going in that direction.

I'm second guessing myself, which is nuts.

I'm sorry, I don't speak American.

I'm sorry, I was having a flashback.

I'm sorry, Mr. Wonka. I'm staying here.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure.

I'm terribly sorry.

I'm the Junior World Champion Gum Chewer.

I'm the world record holder in chewing gum. l'm not afraid of anything.

I'm Veruca Salt. It's very nice to meet you, sir.

I've always made whatever candy I felt like, and I

I've been longing to press that button for years.

I've just been informed that the incinerator's broken.

I've tried it on, like, 20 Oompa Loompas, and each one ended up as a blueberry.

If that's the case, all you have to do is just reach in and pull her out.

If we can get him back his height

If you don't believe me, you should ask.

If you don't believe us, try one for yourself."

If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be?

If you hate gum so much, why do you make it?

If you tried chewing one of these Gobstoppers...

If you won't get me a squirrel, I'll get one myself.

Improvisation is a parlor trick. Anyone can do it.

In chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing

In fact, they barely had enough to eat.

In my shop too!

In the end, I only had to buy one candy bar.

Increasingly...

Instead...

Is it just me or does Wonka seem a few quarters short of a buck?

Is loved by people everywhere

It is perfect in every way.

It isn't big enough. He's slowing down.

It serves him right

It sounds great.

It'll be delicious. lt's the same bar.

It'll make him crazy.

It'll smash into a million pieces.

It's 9:59, sweetheart.

It's a golden ticket.

It's a good thing you're going to a chocolate factory, you ungrateful little

It's a little person.

It's a miracle.

It's a mystery, and it will always be a mystery.

It's a stick of the most amazing and sensational gum in the whole universe.

It's a wonder how that pipe is big enough.

It's beautiful.

It's exactly what l need.

It's gone.

It's gotta be real big because you know how on TV...

It's great.

It's in the fridge, daddy o. Are you hep to the jive?

It's just gotten a little smaller on the journey, that's all.

It's just weird.

It's my candy bar, and l'll do what l want with it.

It's not just your family. It's the whole idea of

It's quite a likeness.

It's relatively new.

It's television, not telephone. There's quite a difference.

It's the blueberry pie that does it.

It's the most important invention in the history of the world.

It's those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners.

It's turning blue.

Juicing Room? What are they gonna do to her there?

Just a little strip of Wonka's magic chewing gum and that is all you will...

Just do it quick, like a Band Aid.

Just keep very calm.

Just put me back in the other way.

KlDS: Trick or treat!

Know why? Know why?

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Fudge Mountain.

Let's boogie.

Let's find the key.

Let's get a move on, kids.

Let's go check the television, see what we get.

Life had never been sweeter.

Like a blueberry.

Like a little pimple.

Like summer vacation?

Listen close, and listen hard

Listen. Don't let anyone have it. Take it straight home, you understand?

Listen. l'll buy it from you. I'll give you $50 and a new bicycle.

Little girl?

Little girl?

Ln addition, one of these children shall receive a special prize...

Lollipops.

Look at me.

Look at your short, little arms. You could never reach.

Look, Mother. I'm much more flexible now.

Look. The Oompa Loompas.

Ls never, never let them near The television set

Make time go faster.

Makes their noses itch.

MAN: Good boy. Come on, George. Good boy.

MAN: Pity about that chocolate fellow, Wendell Walter.

Mark my words, the kid who finds the first ticket...

Maybe I should wait till morning.

Maybe I'm not allergic.

Mixes the chocolate, churns it up, makes it light and frothy.

Mixes the chocolate.

MlKE [lN HIGH PlTCHED VOlCE]: Help me.

MlKE: It is impossible.

MlKE: It's stupid.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mom! Dad!

Mom. Dad. We're back.

Moms and dads.

Morning, ladies. From now on, you can stop shelling peanuts...

Most of the time I don't know what he's talking about.

Mother? What's happening to me?

MR. BUCKET: Charlie. MRS. BUCKET: Charlie.

MR. SALT: Three days went by, and we had no luck.

MR. SALT: Veruca!

MR. SALT: Veruca.

MR. TEAVEE: Sounds impossible.

Mr. Wonka, Charlie's the only one left now.

Mr. Wonka, how much do you want for one of these squirrels?

Mr. Wonka, l don't know if you'll remember me...

Mr. Wonka, l teach high school geography, and I'm here to tell you

Mr. Wonka, l'm Violet Beauregarde.

Mr. Wonka's being unreasonable.

MRS. BUCKET: We must all try and keep very calm.

Mumbler!

My chocolate must be untouched by human hands.

My family.

My little girl's gonna be the first person to have a chewing gum meal.

My name is Willy Wonka."

My secret hoard.

Name your price.

NARRATOR: And for once, Grandma Georgina...

NARRATOR: Charlie's father worked at the local toothpaste factory.

NARRATOR: In fact, Willy Wonka did remember...

NARRATOR: In fact, Willy Wonka...

NARRATOR: Indeed, that very night...

NARRATOR: It was on this day...

NARRATOR: ln fact, it wasn't like a vacation at all.

NARRATOR: ln the end Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory.

NARRATOR: This is a story of an ordinary little boy...

NARRATOR: Willy Wonka was the son of the city's most famous dentist...

Never, never let them

Never, never let them Never, never let them

Night, Grandpa Joe.

No need to snap. Just a question.

No one did.

No one would buy it.

No son of mine is going to be a chocolatier.

No way.

No, he doesn't. He has no idea.

No, it isn't.

No, really. lt's true.

No, sir.

No, sir.

No!

No.

No.

No.

No. But he's overdue.

No. Gum is for chewing.

No. I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible.

No. It's not that one.

No. Maybe. I don't know.

No. The gates are always closed.

No. We're not going.

Nobody sees him anymore. He never comes out.

None taken, jerk.

Nope. Not that one.

Not for all the chocolate in the world.

Not just some something.

Not once.

Not your birthday present.

Nothing's impossible, Charlie.

Now open.

Now that they've found one, things will really get crazy.

Now, Charlie, you mustn't feel too disappointed...

Now, do be careful, my dear children.

Now, everyone, enjoy yourselves, but just don't touch anything.

Now, here are your instructions."

Now, how many children are left?

Now, let's see what the damage is, shall we?

Now, on with the tour.

Now, she may be stuck in the chute just below the top.

Now, this is the most important room in the entire factory.

Now, we mustn't dilly or dally.

Now...

Of course I'm sure. Here.

Of course they're real people. They're Oompa Loompas.

Of course you can.

Of course, I did have my share of trophies, mostly baton.

Of course, I was a much younger man in those days.

Oh, boy, do l.

Oh, it was terrible. My Veruca got more and more upset each day.

Oh, l do congratulate you. l really do.

Oh, l have to keep it warm. My workers are used to an extremely hot climate.

Oh, l see.

Oh, look.

Oh, look. Look.

Oh, look. Look.

Oh, my dear boy, but that means you've won.

Oh, my dear boy, of course they can't.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness. She is a bad nut after all.

Oh, nonsense. I will not eat my palace.

Oh, poppycock.

Oh, really? Oh, good.

Oh, thank heavens. He's completely unharmed.

Oh, they're not for sale. She can't have one.

Oh, well, the toothpaste factory thought they'd give me a bit of time off.

Oh, well. Nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage.

Oh, yeah, it's very beautiful.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Let me show you.

Okay, then. Let's move along.

Okay?

Okay? Go on.

Okay. Bye.

Okay. Here you go.

Okey dokey.

On with the tour.

Once again, you shouldn't mumble. It's starting to bum me out.

One day it occurred to me:

One Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight, please.

Only a dummy would give this up for something as common as money.

Only four golden tickets left.

Onward!

OOMPA LOOMPA 1 : But don't, dear children, be alarmed

OOMPA LOOMPA 1 : It rots the senses in the head

OOMPA LOOMPA 1 : Sticks out just like a violin

OOMPA LOOMPA 2: Although, of course, we must admit

OOMPA LOOMPA 2: It keeps imagination dead

OOMPA LOOMPA 2: They bite the poor girl's tongue in two

OOMPA LOOMPA 2: Who turned her into such a brat?

OOMPA LOOMPA 3: And that is why we try so hard

OOMPA LOOMPA 3: He will be altered quite a bit

OOMPA LOOMPA 3: It clogs and clutters up the mind

OOMPA LOOMPA 3: Who are the culprits?

OOMPA LOOMPA 4: It makes a child so dull and blind

OOMPA LOOMPA 4: Slowly, wheels go round and round

OOMPA LOOMPA 4: To save Miss Violet Beauregarde

OOMPA LOOMPA 4: Who did that?

OOMPA LOOMPA 5: And cogs begin to grind and pound

OOMPA LOOMPA 5: His brain becomes as soft as cheese

OOMPA LOOMPA: A fish head, for example, cut

OOMPA LOOMPAS [SlNGING]: The most important thing

Open.

Or better still just don't install The idiotic thing at all

Ought to be called "cavities on a stick."

Our Charlie gets only one a year. He doesn't have a chance.

Over there, by the waterfall.

Papa?

People, keep an eye out.

People.

Please have a blade. Please do. lt's so delectable and so darn good looking.

Please.

Please.

Prodnose came out with a chewing gum that never lost its flavor.

Provided, of course, he feels well enough.

PUPPETS [SlNGlNG]: Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka

PUPPETS [WARBLING]: The amazing chocolatier

Put these on quick, and don't take them off whatever you do.

Read it aloud. Let's hear exactly what it says.

Red beetles, the bark of the bong bong tree.

Regarding little Mike Teavee

Regret that we

REPORTER [ON TV]: golden ticket claimed and four more....

REPORTER 1 : Augustus. This way.

REPORTER 2: Yes, it is good, Augustus.

REPORTER: But wait, this is just in.

REPORTER: That question is, who will be the winner of the last gold ?

REPORTER: Veruca. Can you spell that for us, please?

Right over there. That little house.

Roast beef, with baked potato.

Run down to the nearest store...

Ruthie, Veronica, Terrance.

Same basic principle.

Save him!

Say, like, breakfast cereal?

Says here in the paper his new candies aren't selling very well.

Scaredy cat.

Second, the amount of power it would take to convert energy in matter...

See how they tap them with their knuckles to make sure it's not bad?

See? Exactly the same.

Seriously, l cannot understand a single word you're saying.

Shall simply have to wait and see

Shall simply have to wait and see

She goes on chewing till, at last

She's even worse than the fat boy.

She's just a driven young woman. I don't know where she gets it.

She's swelling up.

Since....

Sleep well.

Slide me some skin, soul brother.

So can you send other things?

So I look...

So if I go with you to the factory, I won't ever see my family again?

So imagine, you're sitting at home watching television...

So it says that one kid's gonna get this special prize, better than all the rest.

So there should be about three weeks of rotten garbage to break their fall.

So they could see the factory, of course.

So were the carpets and the pictures and the furniture.

So, what do you say?

Son.

Soon after this, there came a very hot day with a boiling sun.

Sorry we're late. We were brainstorming.

Sorry, son.

Soup's almost ready, darling.

Speed things along.

Stop the boat. I wanna show you guys something.

Stretch him out.

Such a good boy, really.

Such a good....

Such as, "l feel like l've eaten nothing but cabbage soup forever."

Sure you won't change your mind?

Sure. Of course.

Sure. Something like that.

Switch on the lights!

Taffy puller.

Take a long stick and start poking around in the big chocolate mixing barrel, okay?

Television Chocolate.

Tell him about the lndian prince. He'd like to hear about that.

Tell them why, Violet.

Thank you, Charlie.

Thank you, darling.

Thank you, dear.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That boy will be fine.

That doesn't make sense.

That little factory of yours, Charlie, is as close as any of us is ever going to get.

That pipe, it just so happens to lead...

That she will meet as she descends

That we've ever learned

That's enough of that. Leave the kid alone.

That's just it, isn't it?

That's that.

That's to keep all the great big chocolatey flavor inside.

That's weird.

That's what you get from chewing gum all day. lt's disgusting.

That's why it's candy.

That's why you sent out the golden tickets.

That's you, Charlie.

The 1 st of February.

The amazing chocolatier

The bars may be anywhere...

The best darn guy who ever lived

The best kind of prize is a surprise.

The candy capitals of the world.

The cocoa bean is the thing from which chocolate is made, so l told the chief:

The Earth says hello."

The elevator's by far the most efficient way to get around the factory.

The fourth golden ticket has been found by a boy called Mike Teavee.

The great big, greedy nincompoop

The hours were long, and the pay was terrible...

The largest chocolate factory in history.

The last golden ticket! lt's mine!

The magician and the chocolate wiz

The man was a genius.

The most "something" something of any something that's ever been.

The most important thing we've learned As far as children are concerned

The nerve of some people.

The next morning, Charlie helped his parents fix the hole in the roof.

The only thing that comes out of that place is the candy...

The Oompa Loompas ate nothing but green caterpillars, which tasted revolting.

The Oompa Loompas looked for things...

The prince sent an urgent telegram requesting a new palace...

The same could not be said for Willy Wonka.

The thievery got so bad...

The upswing in candy sales had led to a rise in cavities...

The waterfall is most important.

The waterfall is most important.

Then get that mud off your pants. You've got a factory to go to.

Then l'll run away.

Then l'm not going.

Then one day we saw smoke rising from the chimneys.

Then out he comes, by God, by grace

Then shouldn't you be up there?

Then Slugworth began making candy balloons...

Then we have all this....

Then wonderful. Welcome back.

Then you should've brought some.

There can't be this many floors.

There he goes.

There is no other way.

There is no way to contain it!

There it is.

There it isn't.

There's always the chance they decided not to light it today.

There's no knowing where they're going.

There's other candy too besides chocolate.

There's plenty of money out there.

There's still so much left to see.

There's too much to see.

These are Everlasting Gobstoppers.

These are just some of the 263 trophies and medals my Violet has won.

These are Veruca's newfound friends

These are Veruca's newfound friends

These flashbacks happen often?

These squirrels are specially trained to get the nuts out of shells.

They are such wonderful workers.

They began sending in spies to steal his secret recipes.

They haven't had a fresh audience in many a moon.

They just can't stand the cold.

They lived in tree houses to escape from the fierce creatures who lived below.

They print more every day.

They tell you what to do, what not to do...

They'd get stuck in your braces, wouldn't they?

They'll be selling him by the pound all over the world?

They're for children who are given very little allowance.

They're going to treat us to a little song. It is quite a special occasion.

They're gonna squeeze her.

They're testing to see if she's a bad nut.

Things are going to get much better.

Things had never been better for the Bucket family.

Think about it, Charlie. Have you ever seen a single person...

This elevator can go sideways, longways, slantways...

This gentle girl She sees no wrong

This greedy brute, this louse's ear

This is the Puppet Hospital and Burn Center.

This is the testing room for my very latest and greatest invention:

This is Willy Wonka. He gave us a ride home.

This isn't an ordinary up and down elevator, by the way.

This light could burn your eyeballs right out of your skulls.

This piece of gum happens to be tomato soup, roast beef and blueberry pie."

This piece of gum I'm chewing right now...

Those pipes...

Thought l heard thunder.

Thousands of gallons an hour. Yeah.

Thousands of them. Hundreds of thousands.

To contain it To contain, to contain, to contain!

To lock in moisture.

To send him shooting up the pipe!"

To Switzerland. Bavaria.

To the tale of Violet Beauregarde

Today is Tuesday.

Told you it'd be a porker.

Told you. That chocolate is now rushing through the air above our heads...

Tomato soup. I can feel it running down my throat.

Trick or treat!

Try every channel. I'm starting to feel a little anxious.

Try some of this. It'll do you good. You look starved to death.

Uh huh.

Uh, you really shouldn't mumble.

Unfortunately, the mixture isn't right yet.

Unharmed? What are you talking about?

Until then, l'll just Well, l'll just thin down the soup a little more.

Until then, Willy Wonka."

Until we're absolutely sure

Usually they're just trying to protect you because they love you.

V E R U C A. Veruca Salt.

Veruca, come back here at once.

Veruca, dear, you have many marvelous pets.

Veruca, the only thing you're getting today is a bath, and that's final.

VERUCA: What is it?

Veruca!

Veruca.

Veruca.

Veruca.

Very well.

Violet, you're turning violet.

VlOLET: Mother, help me.

VlOLET: Mr. Wonka!

Wait and see, wait and see

Wait and see, wait and see, wait and see

Wash your face, comb your hair, scrub your hands...

Wasn't that just magnificent?

Watch the screen.

Watch this.

We gotta squeeze all that juice out of her immediately.

We have an enormous number of things to do before the day's out.

We knew Augustus would find the golden ticket.

We need more Wonka bars...

We need the money more than we need the chocolate.

We very much regret that we

We very much regret that we

We were barely making ends meet as it was.

We're closing for the night.

We're gonna need to go much faster, otherwise we'll just never break through.

We're passing some very important rooms here.

Welcome to the factory. I shake you warmly by the hand.

Well, gentlemen, l just hated to see my little girl feeling unhappy like that.

Well, Grandpa Joe seems to know more about it than we do, and....

Well, here we go. Up and out.

Well, how wonderful.

Well, it's your birthday next week.

Well, let's keep on trucking.

Well, Prince Pondicherry wrote a letter to Mr. Wonka...

Well, sometimes only half of the little pieces find their way through.

Well, that's good news.

Well, that's just...

Well, that's no excuse. I was never as short as you.

Well, then we'll need to make some more. Here.

Well, then you'll know all about it, and, oh, what a terrible country it is.

Well, why would I wanna send a person? They don't taste very good at all.

Well, you do seem confident, and confidence is key.

Well, you won't, because you can't. No one can.

Well....

Were you one of those despicable spies who tried to steal...

What a beastly girl.

What a repulsive boy.

What are they doing?

What are they doing?

What do you have against my family?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you use hair cream for?

What happened to the others?

What is it, Charlie?

What kind of a question is that?

What makes you feel better when you feel terrible?

What time do you think they'll be back?

What?

What's so funny?

What's the special prize, and who gets it?

Whatever happens, you'll still have the candy.

Where all the other bad nuts go. To the garbage chute.

Where are they taking her?

Where do you live?

Where is my son? Where does that pipe go to?

Where's my golden ticket?

Which end should we open first?

Who are the workers?

Who are you?

Who do we have here?

Who pandered to her every need?

Who went and spoiled her, who indeed?

Who would watch over them after l was gone?

Why aren't you at work?

Why can't l send a real bar of chocolate...

Why did you decide to let people in?

Why hold on to it? Why not start a new piece?

Why is everything here completely pointless?

Why use squirrels? Why not use Oompa Loompas?

Why would anyone want that?

Why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa Loompa song, unless ?

Will Violet always be a blueberry?

Willy Wonka, here he is!

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka

Willy?

With licorice instead of string.

With so much generosity

With the extra money, the factory had decided to modernize...

Without the boat, we'll have to move double time to keep on schedule.

WONKA [ON SPEAKER]: Please enter.

WONKA: In that one silver hair...

WONKA: It will have 1 00 rooms...

WONKA: Just drop your coats anywhere.

WONKA: l don't know why I didn't think of this earlier.

WONKA: The whole place is nothing but thick jungles...

WONKA'S VOICE: Dear people of the world...

Wouldn't it be something, Charlie, to open a bar of candy...

Wow!

Wow.

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah, but it won't last long. You better start eating right now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Consider that a bonus.

Yeah. l'm just a little concerned about the

Yeah. Spit it out.

Yes, but you're blue.

Yes, it was in the paper this morning.

Yes.

Yippee!

Yippee!

You and I are going to have one more fling...

You can eat the grass?

You can even leave it lying in the sun on a hot day, and it won't go runny.

You can suck on it all year, and it'll never get any smaller.

You can't run a chocolate factory...

You could put her in a county fair.

You don't know what we're talking about.

You don't say.

You don't understand anything about science.

You ever met him?

You found Wonka's last golden ticket.

You have as much chance as anybody does.

You just press any button and, whoosh, you're off.

You know, all those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen and groovy cats.

You know, just last week, I was reading in a very important medical journal...

You know, kids these days, what with all the technology....

You look great.

You mean that's it?

You mean, Prince Pondicherry?

You mean, you're the only one?

You must be joking.

You must be the boy's

You smell like peanuts.

You smell like...

You suck down one of these little boogers...

You sure you want to spend your money on that?

You take it.

You think he's a genius, but he's an idiot.

You wanna sell me your ticket for $500, young man?

You want me to go with you?

You, little girl. Say something.

You.

You. You're Mike Teavee.

You'll find another job.

You're allowed to bring one member of your family to look after you.

You're really weird.

You're the little devil who cracked the system.

You're very good.

Young man, come here.

Your whole nose has gone purple.

of every shape, size and hue.

...and we're out of chocolate birds. Birds?

After all, it is a chocolate factory. Then why is the door so small?

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Call the fire brigade!

And how did it taste? l don't know.

Anything. Chewing gum.

Are the Oompa Loompas really joking? Of course they're joking.

Boys, no business at the dinner table. Sorry, Mom.

But do you really mean ? Yeah. I do.

But that's impossible. But Willy Wonka did it.

But that's tomorrow. Then there's not a moment to lose.

Crispy skin and butter. Keep chewing.

Dad? Yes, Charlie?

Daddy! Veruca!

Evening, Buckets. Evening.

Good night, Grandpa George. Night, Charlie.

Good night. ALL: Night, Charlie.

He's Willy Wonka. Really?

How can they see where they're going? They can't.

How is it, honey? lt's amazing!

l could try a piece. Really?

l did. He did.

l don't care. Well, you should care.

l love peanuts. Oh, thank you.

l say, that all seemed rather rehearsed. Like they knew it was gonna happen.

l used to work for him, you know. You did?

Let's be friends. Best friends.

Let's go put him in the taffy puller. Taffy puller?

Like hell. Pop.

lsn't that neat? lt's like gum.

lt sounds weird. lt sounds like my kind of gum.

lt's great. That's because it's mixed by waterfall.

lt's gum. Yeah.

Mr. Wonka? Huh?

Mr. Wonka? Yeah?

Mr. Wonka? Sure is toasty in here. What?

Mr. Wonka. Yeah?

Night night. MRS. BUCKET: Chair.

No other factory in the world You already said that.

Nobody knows, Charlie. lt certainly is a mystery.

Now, Pops. The factory did close, Charlie.

Of course l could. What about people?

Oompa Loompas? lmported, direct from Loompaland.

Parents? Yeah. That.

Parents. Yeah.

Squirrels. Yeah. Squirrels.

Take it. lt's just a picture on a screen.

That part. What's happening to her nose?

The factory was back in business. Did you get your job back?

There he is. Mike.

There's no such place. What?

There's two of them. There's more than two.

We'll share it. Oh, no, Charlie.

We're headed for a tunnel. Oh, yeah.

What piece was it? A head for Willy Wonka.

What's happening? l told you l hadn't quite got it right.

Where do they come from? Who are they?

Where does the chute go? To the incinerator.

Whipped cream. Precisely.

Who wants a beard? Well...

Why are you here? l don't feel so hot.

Willy Wonka. That's the one.

Would you like some chocolate? Sure.

Yep. Oh, really?

You fell asleep. Have you got it?

You staying for dinner, Willy? Yes, please.

You were once. Was not. Know why?

You're all quite short, aren't you? Well, yeah. We're children.

Young lady, l think you'd better lt's changing.

...a brand new crop of hair will grow out over the top of your little noggin.

...already packed and addressed.

...and a silly old hamster. I want a squirrel!

...and any other ways you can think of.

...and asked him to come all the way out to India...

...and be my guest for one whole day."

...and build him a colossal palace entirely out of chocolate.

...and buy the first Wonka candy bar you see.

...and everything will be made of dark or light chocolate.

...and find a golden ticket inside?

...and in exactly half an hour...

...and is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies.

...and it's not conducive to a creative atmosphere.

...and l find the golden ticket.

...and l had the strangest revelation.

...and l taste something that is not chocolate...

...and now I'm just not certain at all.

...and see what's become of that amazing factory.

...and start shelling the wrappers off these chocolate bars instead.

...and suddenly a commercial will flash onto the screen, and a voice will say:

...and take her along to the Juicing Room at once, okay?

...and that's all there's ever going to be.

...and the cement holding them together was chocolate.

...and the one who was the least rotten would be the winner.

...and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle...

...and weird.

...and you haven't flossed.

...are the ones who can afford to buy candy bars every day.

...at finding that last ticket.

...beatniks, for one. Folk singers and motorbike riders.

...beyond anything you could ever imagine.

...beyond your wildest imagination.

...brush your teeth, blow your nose.

...but l used to work here in the factory.

...but not quite so beastly as the caterpillars.

...but Willy Wonka was facing problems of his own.

...chocolate.

...directly to the room where l make delicious...

...each one filled with all the chocolate you could ever eat."

...eliminating Mr. Bucket's job.

...ever need at breakfast, lunch and dinner.

...going into that factory or coming out of it?

...hadn't thought about his childhood for years.

...have decided to allow five children to visit my factory this year.

...he decided to build a proper chocolate factory.

...I found the Oompa Loompas.

...I saw reflected my life's work...

...in a million tiny little pieces.

...in any shop, in any street, in any town, in any country in the world.

...infested by the most dangerous beasts in the entire world.

...into millions and millions of tiny pieces and send it whizzing through the air...

...is hot, melted chocolate of the finest quality.

...it is my great pleasure to welcome you to my humble factory.

...knew exactly what she was talking about.

...l found something l think you'll like.

...l laid off the gum, switched to candy bars.

...l started buying all the Wonka bars I could lay my hands on.

...l, Willy Wonka...

...l've been working on for three months solid. That's a record.

...let's see what the damage is this year, shall we?

...little boy up to the taffy puller, okay?

...maybe you wanna open your birthday present tonight.

...Mr. Wonka told every single one of his workers to go home.

...my factory, my beloved Oompa Loompas.

...my life's work and sell it to parasitic, copycat, candy making cads?

...named Charlie Bucket.

...no other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall, my dear children.

...offset by weather and the derivative of the Nikkei lndex.

...old people and soap.

...or butter brittle or caramel or sprinkles.

...or coconut...

...or nougat...

...or walnut or peanut butter...

...repairing the machine that had replaced him.

...showing you everything there is to see."

...so that it stays cold for hours without a freezer?

...strawberry flavored, chocolate coated fudge.

...suck up the chocolate and carry it away all over the factory.

...that it was not possible for him not to find one.

...that one day, without warning...

...that some children are allergic to chocolate.

...that triggers the release of endorphins? Gives one the feeling of being in love.

...that Willy Wonka repeated his offer to Charlie...

...that you could blow up to incredible sizes.

...the first candy he ever ate.

...the impossible had already been set in motion.

...then reassemble it on the other end...

...there's only five of them in the whole world...

...through the television, all ready to be eaten?"

...to mash up with the caterpillars to make them taste better:

...to the other by television.

...today.

...underneath the ordinary wrapping paper of five ordinary Wonka bars.

...unexpected...

...which led to a rise in toothpaste sales.

...whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips.

...who accepted on one condition.

...why can't l do the same with chocolate?

...Wilbur Wonka.

...will be fat, fat, fat.

...with a family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. No offense.

...would be like nine atomic bombs.

...yet occasionally, there were unexpected surprises.

...you can film a regular size man, and he comes out looking this tall?

...you know, if you don't get the....

...you will be escorted home by a procession of large trucks...

...you'd break all your little teeth off.

"Afterwards, when it is time to leave...

"And remember, one of you lucky five children will receive an extra prize...

"Come on!" we cried "The time is ripe

"Dear guests, greetings.

"Good morning, starshine.

"Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this golden ticket, from Mr. Willy Wonka.

"Hey, if television can break up a photograph...

"I, Willy Wonka, will conduct you around the factory myself...

"It will be the end of all kitchens and all cooking.

"On the 1 st of February, you must come to the factory gates at 1 0 a.m. sharp.

"The third ticket was found by Miss Violet Beauregarde."

"Up and Out"? What kind of room is that?

"Wonka's chocolates are the best in the world.

[ALARM BEEPS]

[ALARM BLARES NOTE]

[ALARM WAILING]

[BUZZER RINGS]

[BUZZlNG]

[CHITTERlNG]

[CHITTERS]

[DlNGS]

[ENGLISH SDH]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GRUNTlNG]

[GRUNTlNG]

[GRUNTlNG]

[GUNSHOTS]

[HUMMlNG]

[IN MR. SALT'S VOICE] I'm sorry, darling.

[IN MR. WONKA'S VOlCE] Candy is a waste of time.

[INSECT SCREECHES]

[LAUGHlNG]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[MOOING]

[MUFFLED DIALOGUE]

[MUSlC SLOWS AND WARBLES]

[OOMPA LOOMPAS SlNGING]

[PUPPETS LAUGHING]

[RECITES] Chewing gum is really gross Chewing gum, I hate the most

[SCREAMS]

[TlCKlNG lN RHYTHM]

[TlTTERS]

[TlTTERS]

[TlTTERS]

[TlTTERS]

[TlTTERS]

[TlTTERS]

[TlTTERS]

[TWEETS]

[ULULATES]

[ULULATES] [IMITATES FARTlNG]

[VERUCA WAILS]

[WHlSPERS] What are Oompa Loompas?

[WONKA TlTTERS]

[YELLING AND CHATTERING]