Sing (2016) Edit

A better chance of winning if I do the singing part

A defining moment in all of our lives.

A full dress rehearsal, and I want to see you

A hundr...

A little higher.

A local band or something.

A loose Cannon.

A penny?

A singing competition?

A visit from my useless grandson

Aah!

About hitting rock bottom, Eddie?

About your commitment here, Johnny?

After Johnny. I got it.

Ah, come... th that's just a bunch of stupid, corny...

Ah, don't you look so worried face.

Ah, don't you worry, Mike. All is forgiven.

Ah, forget about it.

Ah, I know.

Ah, man.

Ah, talked some sense into that boyfriend of yours.

Ah, the winds of change.

Ah, whatever.

Ah.

Aha! I knew it!

All creatures great and small,

All creatures great and small,

All creatures great and small,

All creatures great and small,

All of you.

All right, all right, all right.

All right, but if you keep asking questions,

All right, come on. Here we go. Come on, you can do it.

All right, the rest of the group acts,

All right, well...

All right! Piggy power!

All right? So, today, we're going to have

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. We're two acts down.

Allow me to introduce the singing sensation, ash.

And a little bit of...

And am terminating pursuit.

And and the prize money and...

And as you can see,

And could you, uh...

And cue the crazy old lizard.

And flooded the building.

And he was all like, "Eddie, you tell that koala

And his ghastly little theater friend.

And I can tell you it is a miracle

And I myself am loving the new suit, sir.

And I should know,

And I'll take Pete...

And if you want to become stars and win 100 grand,

And if your accounts are not settled

And it was too late to get a sitter, so...

And it's in that box.

And leave the dancing part to you.

And next time, pick on someone your own size!

And one more.

And our audience will be none other than miss Nana noodleman.

And pick a song.

And please blow that nose of yours.

And probably afraid to try again and...

And remember what I told you.

And she's rich, right?

And that gift is to sing.

And that is gonna be you this time, Johnny.

And that is no lie.

And that theater of yours,

And that's final." Those were his words.

And that's me restraining myself.

And that's up.

And the house lights?

And the three little pigs

And this ha! It's gonna blow her away.

And up here we got workshops and the main office.

And whatever happens, i just want you all to know

And where's your mask?

And which one of you is the girl?

And you can see the lucky few leaving the theater behind me.

And you're crunching the gears.

And, although Mr. moon has not been available for questions,

And, Leo, that is disgusting!

And, meena, last chance, kid.

And, oh, there would never be any doubt,

And, Pete, you're in here.

And, uh, the... the prize money?

And, uh... uh, I was wondering if you'd maybe give me

And, you guys, you've gotta work on that routine.

Anyone seen my glass eye?

Anyone survived this unbelievable disaster.

Anyway, he's got me on this whole schedule thing.

Are way better off without that... that...

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

Are you okay?

Are you talking to me?

Aren't they great?

As he and this bunch of bumbling amateurs

Ash, babe,

Ash, babe, hey!

Ash, let's get you out here.

Ash, what's wrong?

Ash! Ash! Ash!

Ash! Ash! Ash! Ash!

Ash?

At being a star live on my stage.

Attempt to restage the show that brought down his theater.

Auditions are over, pal.

Aw.

Awesome?

Awesome.

Back to stage, miss crawly, and let's get...

Bah! Are you joking me?

Barry don't mind.

Barry's always been our driver.

Be confident! Show 'em you ain't gonna be pushed around!

Be right with you, sir.

Be right with you.

Beautiful work, guys.

Beautiful, isn't she?

Because you'll actually be doing it, right?

Because, like my dad always said,

Because... well, you are not gonna believe what I did today.

Becky?

Behold!

Big guy with a bat.

Bingo! Pop star Princess!

Boss. That's his car, isn't it?

Bravo, Mike.

Breakfast!

Brought down the house once and for all today.

Bully!

Buster moon.

Buster, it's falling! Let go!

Buster, look out!

Buster, no! Don't go in there!

Buster, this is a terrible idea.

Buster, where are you going?

But all of the slots are filled.

But anything's better than spending another evening

But but you told me...

But I could really use some extra piano lessons.

But I could really use some help with the kids tomorrow

But i i auditioned yesterday, and I...

But I say wonder and magic don't come easy, pal.

But I was born with a gift.

But I wouldn't expect you to understand that.

But it's not.

But no, i i get so nervous, and... i i can't do it.

But she's gonna chase those blues away

But there is no denying his enormous talent.

But trust me, you don't want to go near my Nana.

But you know what?

But, lucky for us, there's a sewer right under here.

But, Nana, it still is.

By the way, the bathroom sink is blocked again.

Bye bye, caspar.

Bye, Gail. Bye, Rory. Bye, Mickey.

Bye, Gail. Bye, Rory. Bye, Mickey. Bye, moe.

Bye, George. Bye, Andy. Bye, Freddy.

Bye, honey!

Bye, iggy. Bye, Perry. Bye, Carla.

Bye, moe. Bye, Nelson. Bye, Hannah.

Bye, Nelson. Bye, Hannah. Bye, Tess. Bye, Kelly.

Bye, Tess. Bye bye, caspar.

C can we please just get out of here?

Calm down.

Can I take your place, please?

Can't wait.

Caspar, get off the table.

Caspar! Caspar, no!

Cheated? Cheated?

Cheesy pop's not exactly my style.

Come back here, you vandals!

Come in. Over.

Come on, baby, let's cut some rug.

Come on, Becky.

Come on, everybody.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Come on, moon, you can't just hide out

Come on, moon!

Come on, off the stage.

Come on, off the stage. Please.

Come on, you guys, out... out of here.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Don't you want this?

Come on! I ain't got all day!

Come on.

Come see for yourself.

Cool. I guess we could hang.

Could you bring me a spare speedo?

Courtesy of Mr. moo... moo...

Crowds are beginning to arrive at the scene.

D don't go, don't go!

Dad, please.

Dad, what's going on? Over.

Dad?

Daniel. Thank you, Johnny.

Deep breaths.

Didn't you see this? Huh?

Do I need to start worrying

Do what you love, then you'll be great

Do you know what that is?

Do you like it?

Do you think maybe you could reach the ledge?

Do you think you could sing like that

Do you want to start over?

Do you, Barry?

Don't be mad, okay? It was your grandma.

Don't forget, your keys are in your coat pocket.

Don't go!

Don't let him get away!

Don't speak French. They speak English here.

Don't you want to eat?

Don't you worry, Eddie.

Down here.

Eddie, please show your Nana to the royal box.

Eddie, you can't come visit your Nana

Eddie? Is everything all right?

Even the smell.

Every day for 30 years,

Every day, Eddie.

Everybody ready?

Everyone come back to stage for selection.

Everyone in this city gets a shot

Everyone! J j just think.

Everything about it.

Exactly. Total super jerk dinkleschplatt.

Except I still can't tell how you cheated.

Excuse me, Mr. moon?

Excuse me.

Fell in love with the theater.

For a leading pharmaceutical company,

For a very prestigious prize?

For building a water tank that exploded

For her first ever live appearance...

For some reason, it says here

For sure, I'll open it.

For the last time, miss crawly,

For this network, but this is sure to...

Forget the steps and just, like,

Get him!

Get in! Quick!

Get your pants back on, young man!

Get your scaly tail downstairs and throw those doors open wide.

Give it up for Johnny, folks.

Give me some good news, miss crawly.

Give me your hand, kid.

Go on. You're useless. Thanks.

Go, go!

Going to get that kind of money?

Gonna call her after that.

Gonna dock at night right here.

Good luck, ash.

Good luck, every... whoa!

Good luck, Mr. moon.

Good morning, buster.

Good morning, everybody.

Good morning, Mr. moon.

Good night, mommy.

Good night, my dears.

Good.

Good. Lower the moon.

Great set of pipes, but boring to watch.

Great!

Great!

Great! Look, they're back.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Great. 'Cause I could really use a stagehand.

Great. Use this time to shake off

Gunter and Rosita!

Gunter! Where are you?

Guys, guys, wait. We can talk this over, right?

Guys, I'm done.

Guys, listen. Stay where you are.

Guys, look, i i I'm sorry about what happened,

H honey, honey, the show is starting, all right?

Ha ha. Very funny.

Hang on, hang on, dad.

Has anyone seen my glass eye?

Have you practiced that?

Have you seen three nasty looking bears out there?

He grew up to be the greatest showman the city has ever seen.

He lied.

He may be tiny,

He said $100,000.

He was only six years old, but his plans to become

He worked his tail off washing cars

He'll vouch for me. Come on!

He's done it!

He's not here.

He's really done it, Nana!

Hello?

Hello?

Here we go.

Hey, can you pull up that scenic cable?

Hey, come on, ash.

Hey, hey, dad, we've been over this.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, take it. The whole chest.

Hey, hey, hey, you can't just barge in here.

Hey, hey, there you go.

Hey, Lance, look at this.

Hey, listen.

Hey, Mario.

Hey, miss crawly.

Hey, moon, you gave me the wrong list.

Hey, porky!

Hey, put your shoes back on right now!

Hey, that's a sharp jacket you've got on today.

Hey, uh, put the cash in my car, will you, Derek?

Hey, what did you expect?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Uh, just a min...

Hey! You want to see something great?

Hey. Did you bring the speedo?

Hey. How was the big meeting?

Hey. How's our new stagehand getting on?

Hi. I'm Becky.

Hmm, thought I heard someone singing there.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Gonna need more than that.

Hold on right there, buster.

Holding on line two again.

Holding on line two right now, sir.

Holy moly, I really do.

Holy moly, I really do.

Honestly, uh...

Honey, I'm busy.

Honey, when are you getting out?

Hoo! I gotta think. I've gotta think.

How about this? Ha ha!

How are we doing with those flyers, miss crawly?

How dare you!

How did I end up with a son like you, eh?

How did that get there?

How proud I am to be a part of this with you.

How was that, dad?

How was your day, honey?

How would you like to be a part of this show?

How would you like to be the sponsor

How's it going?

How's that, miss crawly?

I am so sorry.

I am your host, buster moon, and...

I brought sandwiches.

I can do it... okay.

I can get the bail money.

I can make it.

I can recall the ushers in their velvet suits.

I can't tell. It's melting my eyes.

I could partner you up with gunter.

I did it for us, Lance!

I didn't... no, no, no, no, no, no, Judith...

I dismissed all of the group acts already.

I do?

I do?

I don't even know what that means.

I don't know how you do it all, honey.

I don't know, but I want to try.

I don't know, maybe we could do something together.

I don't know.

I forgot I had that.

I forgot my keys.

I give 'em a show they cannot resist, which is gonna be...

I got a surprise for you, my son.

I got cream cheese, i got banana...

I gotta go.

I guess he's gonna help me find my purpose in life.

I happen to have studied at the Lincoln school of music.

I have glow sticks.

I have no control.

I have no idea.

I have no intention of bailing you out.

I have this one 'cause it belonged to my father.

I i can't talk now. I gotta go.

I i I'm so sorry. I i just...

I i mean, yes, I can sing.

I i would. I i just get so scared.

I just don't want to be in your gang.

I just don't... I don't have the keys,

I just maybe kind of, uh, spent it all.

I knew it.

I know Derek, the manager.

I know I make it look easy, babe,

I know you're in there!

I know, right?

I know, right? You just gotta add some moves

I know. I'm... I'm so sorry.

I love this headset!

I made you some coffee.

I mean, do you really love it?

I mean, I lost any chance of ever speaking

I mean, I was even thinking of writing my own song instead.

I mean, I would totally do it, but... no, I... no.

I mean, look, if you play like that

I mean, nobody wants to see that stuff anymore.

I mean, the whole world would get to hear your songs.

I mean, this theater of yours,

I personally guarantee, by the end of this month,

I promise it won't happen again.

I promised Nana something spectacular,

I said turn it...

I saw your ad in the paper.

I say...

I should just be getting groceries.

I swear to you, Eddie, this is no joke.

I think I left my sunglasses in there.

I think that prize is as good as mine already.

I thought I had one, but it turns out

I thought you guys said you were musicians.

I told you, you got to be gentle with the...

I want to see what $100,000 looks like.

I was at a singing contest.

I was saying that you are in...

I will take care of this.

I wish you'd join a choir.

I work for a bank, not a charity,

I wouldn't be in here right now.

I, uh...

I... i I'm gonna get the hang of this.

I'll fix that.

I'll get the money! I promise!

I'll get you $100,000!

I'll get you out! Dad, wait!

I'll give you the money.

I'll I'll get you...

I'll see you around, Eddie.

I'll show you great.

I'll take...

I'll teach you everything i know. Follow me.

I'm absolutely terrified.

I'm afraid that this...

I'm gonna get you a fresh coat of paint.

I'm gonna take that as a maybe.

I'm not going to fire you.

I'm only gonna be in here for a few years.

I'm perfectly capable of walking.

I'm so proud of you.

I'm so sorry, Mr. moon.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. He had a fever,

I'm standing at the scene right now, Judy,

I'm stuck!

I'm the lead singer, okay?

I'm, like, totally ready.

I'm... I'm terrified.

I've been told the 250 squid

I've got it.

I've got one for you, too.

I've gotta have you in my show.

I've gotta think. I've got to come up

I've selected for each of you.

If I had a voice like meena's, I'd be a superstar by now!

If I won that money, we could build

If if your folks could just loan me the money until...

If you hadn't squealed to the cops,

If you just start singing.

In entertainment history.

In fact, I've made it even more spectacular.

In front of a real audience?

In that case, sir, you'll be wanting our platinum card.

In the meantime, you will continue

In your buddy's pool house.

Indeed it is, miss crawly.

Into a very, very large sum of money.

Is everyone okay?

Is she coming out?

Is this part of the competition?

Isn't this a great color for you?

It doesn't matter.

It just kind of ruins my song, you know?

It really doesn't.

It was a palace of wonder and magic.

It wasn't the right one or something.

It's fantastic.

It's going to be really good.

It's gonna blow you away, Nana.

It's gonna spice things up on stage.

It's just, I've got this family business thing.

It's like watching jell o dancing around.

It's like, don't we have people to do all of this stuff?

It's me.

It's never gonna happen.

It's the taking part that counts."

It's time my boy had a proper role in the gang, eh?

It's yours, okay? All right here.

It's, like, mondays, take out the recycling;

It's, uh... I mean, it's... It's real this time, right?

Ja, ja, see?

Ja!

Ja! Ja! This is me.

Ja! The two of us together, you joking me?

Jackpot, baby!

Johnny, answer the walkie talkie.

Johnny, get back here. You're in.

Johnny, let's get you out here!

Johnny, Mike, Pete, Richard, Daniel and ray.

Johnny, uh, I know I'm asking a lot of you...

Johnny, where are you?

Johnny, where are you?

Johnny, you were supposed to be keeping a lookout!

Johnny, you're on next.

Johnny! Johnny!

Johnny! Oh!

Johnny?

Johnny.

Johnny.

Johnny...

Judith! Hello.

Just a little bit.

Just a second.

Just do what the koala says.

Just for me.

Just glad my dad isn't here to see this.

Just glad you're back in one piece.

Just hang in there, ray. I got you.

Just help yourself.

Just jumped the cue there. Don't worry.

Just look at you, dear.

Just needs a knock.

Just nod or shake your head, okay?

Just so I could buy this place.

Just stick to the backing vocals.

Keep... keep it coming.

Kids, no. Back to your seats.

Kids, where's mommy?

Koala be right back.

Lance is an artist,

Lapsang souchong,

Lapsang souchong, no sugar, and be quick about it.

Let the bears in. Fine.

Let the music take control of your body parts.

Let's do this.

Let's get out of here, ash.

Let's get out of here.

Let's get this thing squared up now.

Let's go to work.

Light up the stage, folks.

Like it did in the good old days.

Like you could do any better, pip squeak.

Like, don't go.

Listen to your father!

Listen, could you meet me at the corner

Listen, guys, forget what I said before.

Listen, Norman, i know it's short notice,

Listen, you're not the only one

Look at me. I'm mommy!

Look at me. I'm turning red.

Look at that she remembers me.

Look out!

Look, dad, I'm... I'm sorry.

Look, dad, no, it's okay, it's okay.

Look, do you love to sing?

Look, I can't even keep count of the steps.

Look, I gotta tell you, um,

Look, if you want to win that money,

Look, it says I'm a danger to society.

Look, just get down here and see for yourself.

Look, kid.

Look, look, look, i I'm really sorry,

Look, turn that down.

M my name is meena, and I baked a cake for you,

Man, where'd you go? Are you okay?

Meena, how would you like to re audition for the show?

Meena, please.

Meena, what's wrong? Are you okay?

Meena!

Meena?

Meena.

Meet us on the corner of Hector street in two minutes.

Mike here says you got his money

Mike, you're on first.

Mike!

Miss crawly, fill the bucket.

Miss crawly, if you would...

Miss crawly, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!

Miss crawly, we're gonna need some piano lessons over here.

Miss crawly!

Miss crawly?

Miss crawly. What, uh... What's going on?

Mmm. Are you wearing a speedo, Eddie?

Mmm. That's it.

Mmm. You make the best pie, honey.

Mom...

Mommy's here!

Moody teenager coming through.

Moon, you... You've got some stuck here.

Moon! Okay?

Moon! Open this door!

Moon! Open this door!

Moon's got my money.

Mr. moon would like everyone

Mr. moon, are you sure this is legal?

Mr. moon, I'm really trying, i promise.

Mr. moon, none of your shows have ever worked.

Mr. moon?

Mr. moon?

Mr. moon?

Music and light bringing dreams to life?

My band, Howie.

My body parts are not responding, okay?

My dad, he heard I was gonna see you today,

Nana is gonna love that.

Nana, please, just listen to me

Nana, you were absolutely amazing.

Nana!

Nana...!

Negative. I've lost sight of the suspect

No in show.

No, I'm... I'm not joking.

No, mom, I have not made any friends.

No, no, no, no, no, don't...

No, no, no, no, no, just hold on a moment here.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey. Out. Get out of here.

No, no, no, no...!

No, no, no, please, please, wait!

No, no. I just want her, not you.

No, none of this is okay.

No, that's the bucket for the leak.

No, you haven't. Shh.

No.

None of them!

Norman, are you awake?

Norman, are you listening to me?

Norman, would you please tell them

Not an ounce. In fact, you know what?

Not by a million miles.

Not everyone can write songs, okay?

Not for that singing contest i saw on the news.

Now back to you in the studio, John.

Now just follow me on the beat.

Now welcome our first contestant.

Now, go get my cocoa.

Now, hit it!

Now, I need you to add the following information

Now, I want you all dressed before breakfast.

Now, let's get to work.

Now, let's see.

Now, listen up.

Now, my next show is gonna be drumroll, please...

Now, settle your accounts,

Now, that is more like it.

Now, watch this.

Now, we use this to follow the steps.

Now, would you pull yourself together,

Now, you only get one shot to blow that audience away,

Now, you'll notice each list also includes my costume

Now?

Of course I do.

Of course I love you.

Of dinsdale and lemington?

Of namby pamby animals in here saying things like,

Of paper we have left and let's spread the word

Off the stage, Helga.

Oh, but this show is gonna... Gonna pack 'em in

Oh, come on, you don't believe all that.

Oh, dad, i wish you could see this.

Oh, dad.

Oh, don't feel bad, folks.

Oh, for crying out loud.

Oh, for heaven sakes,

Oh, for Pete's sake.

Oh, forgive me, your highness.

Oh, geez, this is gonna drive me nuts.

Oh, goodness.

Oh, great. Hey, by the way, i love your act.

Oh, hello there.

Oh, hello, Eddie.

Oh, hello, Mr. moon.

Oh, here she is.

Oh, I am offended.

Oh, I can't.

Oh, I found 'em.

Oh, I got a little thirsty on the way up those stairs.

Oh, I got Judith from the bank

Oh, I see.

Oh, I... if you insist.

Oh, I'm dead.

Oh, I'm s... Oh, I'm sorry. Uh...

Oh, I'm so proud of you, i could pop!

Oh, it it... It's right here, miss crawly.

Oh, it's not as bad as it looks. Uh...

Oh, it's okay.

Oh, Johnny, your jacket's talking.

Oh, look at...

Oh, lucky me.

Oh, man, these are, like,

Oh, Mr. moon, i got Judith from the bank

Oh, my gosh, I was just gonna ask about that.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, no, it's not.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. I've run over my dad.

Oh, oh, they're about to start.

Oh, oh, wait. W wait!

Oh, okay. Come on out of there.

Oh, our first customer.

Oh, please. You're too kind, really.

Oh, really?

Oh, stand back.

Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.

Oh, thank you, sweetheart.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, that... That cracks me up, every time.

Oh, the kids?

Oh, um... here.

Oh, well, I guess that's one way to spread the word.

Oh, what is this for?

Oh, yeah, oh, let the bears in.

Oh, yeah, you were great, honey.

Oh, yeah, you're too kind, Mr. moon.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes, and believe me,

Oh, yes, I'm fine, thank you.

Oh, yes, sir. We're all good to go here.

Oh, you're... You're too kind, Mr. moon.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Do not even think of embracing me.

Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry. Um...

Oh! Oh!

Oh.

Oh...

Oh...

Oi, dad. Just going out.

Oi, didn't you hear me?

Oi!

Okay, ash, um...

Okay, can we see ash next, please?

Okay, come on, you can do this.

Okay, come on.

Okay, deep breaths.

Okay, don't worry, everybody.

Okay, everybody, don't panic.

Okay, everybody, listen up.

Okay, guys, listen up.

Okay, Johnny, you follow them...

Okay, listen.

Okay, Nana...

Okay, next up,

Okay, no, i i...

Okay, okay, listen, listen, i just, uh...

Okay, okay, okay, steady, girl.

Okay, soloists.

Okay, that's everyone, Mr. moon.

Okay, that's normal.

Okay, then I'll take...

Okay, uh, one at a time, please.

Okay, wait, let me see.

Okay, well, we're done now. Thank you, Nana.

Okay, yes, I'll be right over.

Okay? Miss crawly will show you to your rehearsal spaces.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Hey, it's all right. You know, it's all right.

Okay. Thank you, miss crawly.

Okay. That's everyone on my list.

Okay. Toodle oo.

On tickets for everyone.

One moment, please, sir.

One, two, one, two, three, four!

Ooh hoo hoo! Wowza!

Ooh, yeah!

Oopsie Daisy.

Open it!

Open it? I i... no. Me?

Open it.

Or we will repossess this property.

Our own recording studio, start our own label.

Ow!

Ow.

Ow.

Ow. Mmm.

Pete!

Phew!

Places, everyone.

Playing checkers with this old fart.

Please sit down!

Please, join the show, okay?

Please, this flattery is futile.

Please, you guys, please.

Posters up.

Precisely.

Print 'em up on every single sheet

Probably won't be for a while, though, will it?

Psst! Hey! Hey!

Pull over.

Queues a mile long just to get a ticket.

Real talent from real life.

Really? Wait.

Really? Well, yeah.

Rehearsal? For what?

Rehearsals begin first thing tomorrow morning,

Rehearsals begin first thing tomorrow morning.

Relax, sweetheart. Just came back

Right away, okay?

Right now.

Right there.

Right, 'cause deep down we know...

Right?

Right. Here we go. Hit it!

Rosita and gunter, you're on after Mike.

Rosita, have you seen my car keys?

Rosita, have you seen my car keys?

Rosita, have you seen my car?

Rosita, Rosita, Rosita.

Rosita, Rosita, Rosita.

Rosita, what the...?

Rosita!

Rosita!

Rosita! Gunter!

Rosita.

Run!

Same as always.

See inside my tiny teenage mind.

See you around, porky.

See you, son.

Seriously, the... the part where you fall flat on your face?

She did it!

She is one mean sheep.

She may look old and rusty, but she is a classic.

She sings too much with her head, right?

She told the whole street about your audition.

She's got some pretty high standards.

She's here.

She's loaded.

She's not even that good.

She's right here.

She's still alive?

Shipment's coming in.

Shoppers are reminded the store

Sing.

Singing for ourselves?

So choose carefully from the list of songs

So get some sleep and dream big dreams.

So get some sleep and dream big dreams.

So long, suckers!

So maybe you can come back later?

So she's a little shy. So what?

So the getaway driver meets us here.

So, from now on,

So, how do you want to handle this?

So, meena, are you in the show?

So, what do I do?

So, what should I do?

So, what, you live in the pool house now?

So, where's the $100,000?

So... so, when exactly is this ship coming in, then?

Some other place to put the show on.

Some pretty rough times lately, but as the saying goes,

Some say he's a walking disaster.

Some say he's the worst showman

Sorry, dad.

Sorry, I... I get carried away.

Sorry, it's it's all i got right now.

Sorry, old girl.

Sorry.

Sorry. I didn't mean to. I just...

Sounds like a great dad.

Speedo?

Squid power.

Stagehand?

Stay here.

Steady...

Stop. I can't take it.

Style. I'm glad you brought that up.

Super cool!

Sure, some folks said he was as crazy as he was stubborn,

Sure, you do. All right, but but...

Take care of her, will you?

Take it away, Johnny!

Take it away, meena.

Talk to me, crawly.

Tell 'em I'll call up the bank and make sure

Tell her buster moon is out to lunch.

Tell ricki. He started it.

Tenderly playing the keys.

Th that ledge?

Than you've ever worked in your lives.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, miss crawly.

Thank you.

Thanks a lot, kid.

Thanks.

That bad, really?

That I should be playing the piano?

That I'm not the guy that my dad wanted me to be,

That is a lot of skin.

That is Mike!

That koala's a fool, Sherry Anne.

That pip squeak really was great.

That prize, it's mine.

That that that chicken right there!

That theater no longer has an audience.

That total super jerk dinkleschplatt!

That was awesome.

That you're gonna be a singer?

That... that is not necessary.

That's all there is?

That's enough now.

That's good.

That's it?

That's it. Come on.

That's my birthday wish coming true right there!

That's my inhaler.

That's not allowed. Ugh.

That's prize money, and it's not Mike's

That's quite enough of that.

That's right.

That's right. Just like I started this band.

That's the one.

That's what audiences want, and I'm gonna give it to 'em!

The audience are in their seats, Mr. moon.

The biggest hit this city has ever seen.

The cheesiest songs of all time.

The cops are here in...

The curtain rising over that glorious stage.

The darn thing keeps popping out.

The fire went out a long time ago.

The first koala bear in space were suddenly toast.

The lady in aisle six...

The lights, the way the scenery moved,

The moment an ordinary little guy

The moment it all began.

The name buster moon will go down

The name buster moon would go down

The only one who actually enjoyed that.

The only other job I know.

The prize? Oh, sure.

The show?

The very first stage lit entirely by...

The winner of the singing contest

Then you better be ready to work harder

Then you face this head on, meena.

Then you gotta go back there tomorrow and say,

There he is!

There is no prize money, 'cause there's no competition.

There it is. Thank you.

There should be some gum or some candy in there somewhere.

There will be a ten percent discount

There you go. You're a natural.

There!

There.

There'll be goose bumps everywhere.

There'll be other chances.

There's a prize it's $100,000...

There's got to be a way to get it.

There's not an ounce of talent between 'em.

There's not much of an audience out there tonight.

There's only one way left to go,

There's only one way left to go, and that's up.

These are the rehearsal spaces and dressing rooms,

They even hooked me up with this life coach dude.

They loved you.

They said I'm an intolerable egomaniac.

They say their paychecks bounced.

They were magnificent.

They were not "good old days," Mr. moon.

They... yeah, I have 25.

They'll be wondering what happened to me.

They're paid tout de suite.

This city's ever seen.

This contest is war.

This is a palace of wonder and magic.

This is crazy. I'm out of here.

This is it, folks.

This is it, miss crawly.

This is just a prop.

This is no ordinary theater.

This is... This is my lot for life

This show is going to be

This show is not gonna save your theater.

This song was made for you.

This stage is about to explode with major piggy power.

This stage is the battlefield.

This was it.

This, me, right now, this is who I am.

This... this was just...

Those first day inhibitions, and I'll be right back.

Those shows were the problem.

Thursdays, clean the pool.

Time for school.

To audition, Mr. moon.

To meet backstage before she arrives.

To my dad again over this show.

To rehearse in the dark.

To show you bozos how it's really done.

To stop thinking and it's time to just move on.

To their usual work is not yet...

Tomorrow we are going to have a full preview of the show,

Tonight you're singing for yourselves.

Too slow, dude.

Top of the morning to you.

Touch your toes!

Tuesdays, mow the lawn; Wednesdays, go visit Nana;

Two minutes, everybody. Final checks.

Ugh! Counting schmounting!

Ugh. Seriously?

Uh huh.

Uh huh. Yeah.

Uh oh.

Uh, a special performance just for you.

Uh, can I have everybody back to stage, please?

Uh, I can't move.

Uh, it's a bucket?

Uh, just a second here.

Uh, let's hear from a few more of the folks in line.

Uh, Mr. moon?

Uh, Nana, i i don't know how to make tea.

Uh, no.

Uh, okay.

Uh, we we're... We're putting on a show here.

Uh, we're gonna come back to this, meena.

Uh, well, not yet.

Uh, who is it?

Uh, yeah...

Uh, you guys okay?

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... I don't know.

Uh... no.

Uh... Okay, I'll do it.

Uh... okay. Uh...

Uh... uh...

Uh... well, yeah, kind of, but...

Uh... yeah.

Um, i i baked a cake for you

Um, I was at a rehearsal.

Um, no. No, no, no, not you guys.

Um, thanks for coming, Richard.

Um, wait a second.

Um, well, thing is, i i went

Um, yeah, buster moon certainly

Unbelievable.

Unconfirmed reports suggest

Unless he wins it fair and...

Up in the air!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, what?

Wait.

Wait. What did you say?

Wait. You want us to sing together?

War of attrition. Rosie takes a bow.

We ain't got a date yet.

We are set for life now, boys!

We are? Seriously?

We both know that my theater has been going through

We have one final act for you tonight.

We just witnessed the birth of a genuine rock star!

We met at Eddie's graduation.

We'll be back in exactly 37...

We'll never get this done.

We're all reasonable individuals here.

We're going to be spicy, no?

We're through.

We've been told there's a ship carrying 25 million in gold,

Welcome to all you newcomers.

Welcome to our newly refurbished, open air theater.

Welcome to the moon theater.

Welcome to the new moon theater.

Welcome to the show.

Well, don't be long. I got the gang coming over.

Well, gotta go to work. Uh...

Well, I better get back.

Well, I have something really exciting to tell you.

Well, I haven't played piano since I was a kid.

Well, I know it's late,

Well, I say we call it a night there, fellas.

Well, is that so?

Well, it seems I'm not

Well, it sounds to me like you

Well, it's just like you remember it.

Well, John, I've covered many disasters

Well, look, I mean, I'm sure you're gonna get a lot

Well, open it, will you?

Well, sure, but I messed it up.

Well, that's cool. Meena? Miss crawly?

Well, then you're just as big a fool as I am!

Well, there's only one thing I can do.

Well, tomorrow night,

Well, we don't quite have it all locked in...

Well, well, well, hello again.

Well, where'd you hide the money?

Well, why don't we go back and work on that one, okay?

Well, yeah, maybe.

Well, you know the good thing about hitting rock bottom?

Well, you know,

Well, you'll not get a cent out of me.

Well, you're one great card player, Mike.

Well, you've got a lot of animals waiting in line

Well, your dad's right.

Wh what the...?

What a good singer I am?

What a huge waste of everyone's...

What about that, huh?

What about that?

What about the 100 grand?

What about your backup song?

What are you doing back here?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What are you going to do, Mr. moon?

What are you...?

What do you care? It's the last job we ever need to do.

What do you mean, you gotta leave now?

What do you say, Nana?

What do you smoke out of this?

What do you think this is, kindergarten?

What do you think you...?

What do you think?

What is it? Do you... Do you not like the dress?

What is that? Turn it down, will you?

What is this? I don't understand.

What should I tell her this time?

What the...?

What what what is...? Who's he...?

What, are you kidding me?

What, you don't like peanut butter and jelly?

What, you want everyone to think you're going to a funeral?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Buster, no, listen to me!

What? Hey, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

What? I can't hear you.

What? Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm ready.

What? What, sit around playing video games?

What? What? What did I say?

What... what are you...?

What's going on?

What's going on? Where's Johnny?

What's not to like?

What's the big idea?

What's the story? Is the prize really inside this thing?

What's with the face? You were great.

When did we last pay the power company, Mr. moon?

When it comes in, we go.

Where were you?

Whether they will be returning

Whew! All right, call everyone

Whew! That was close.

Whew.

Which one of you is moon?

Who had been part of moon's display

Who is this "moon"?

Who lost something here.

Who needs keys, right? All right, well, let...

Who never had a hit in his career."

Who wants to see another one of those?

Who was recently dumped by her boyfriend.

Whoa, no, no, no. Tell her I'll call her back in the morning.

Whoa, that's a heck of a trunk you've got there.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, enough of that.

Whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa. I'm just saying,

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoo hoo!

Whoo!

Whoop. Uh... sorry.

Whoops.

Why aren't you guys rehearsing?

Why? You think I can't write my own song?

Will close in 15 minutes. Thank you.

Will receive a grand prize of...

With a song of her very own.

With the usual guards here and here.

Without bringing her some flowers.

Wonderful.

Would you please welcome to the stage

Would you please welcome to the stage Mike.

Would you stop? I'd only be doing it for us.

Wow, it's so ambitious.

Wow!

Wow!

Wow! Thank you, Johnny.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. I saw this show when I was a kid.

Wow. It's like you can

Yay! It's about time.

Yeah, 37 minutes. Yep.

Yeah, and you know what, i bet we can find

Yeah, are you sure about this?

Yeah, but we can't afford any of this.

Yeah, course I will.

Yeah, I am afraid.

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, I know, right?

Yeah, I think the word you're after is "awful."

Yeah, it's the stage crew from your last show.

Yeah, mommy! Gunter and Rosita!

Yeah, my folks want me to be more,

Yeah, please.

Yeah, sure, thanks a lot.

Yeah, thanks, Rosita.

Yeah, uh, just doing my laps, ma!

Yeah, we just want to make sure

Yeah, yeah, go on. Open it, Mr. moon.

Yeah, yeah, totally.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dad. I'm here. I'm here.

Yeah, yeah. Not me, pal. I'm here to win.

Yeah, yeah...

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yep, and you know what's great

Yep, mind your head here.

Yep, when this show's a hit,

Yes, and do you know why i have this bucket?

Yes, can I help...?

Yes, I am your host, buster moon...

Yes, I know, and that's why...

Yes, I need a nanny just for a couple of weeks.

Yes, I'm here.

Yes, indeed, uh, i am about to come

Yes, it's all... It's all in there.

Yes, just imagine big, soulful guy like you

Yes, really.

Yes, sir! Up the stairs. I'll be right along.

Yes, that was very bad.

Yes, they're wonderful.

Yes, uh, yes, sir.

Yes!

Yes? No?

You all saw it right here.

You all saw it.

You almost killed me, jumbo!

You and me, we we're both afraid for good reason.

You and me!

You are a liar, Mr. moon.

You are all trespassing on private property.

You are going to be a star one day!

You are just in need of, like, a super cool warm up.

You are just in time to meet a teenager

You are my chosen few.

You are not a failure.

You are very talented.

You can do it. Okay...

You can? Great.

You can't just sing it.

You could get some decent money for it and...

You did? Where is it?

You don't have the money, do you?

You don't look a day over 90.

You got a lot of animals waiting to see you, Mr. moon.

You got it, boss.

You got it.

You got that, meena?

You got to attack 'em.

You gotta be kidding me.

You just start singing.

You know how to get over that, right?

You know this guy?

You know what, kid?

You know, independent, I guess.

You know?

You need to save that singing voice of yours.

You nervous?

You never were, and you never will be.

You think I'd buy you diamond earrings if I didn't...

You think you're some kind of artsy fartsy type?

You want to... you want to join these guys out there today?

You wash, I'll dry.

You will not feel afraid anymore

You wrote that?

You you probably don't remember me,

You! Come on! Come on, fella!

You... you can go home.

You... you gave me a fright there.

You'll visit me, though, yeah?

You're a female, and you're a teenager.

You're all right, that's all.

You're at rock bottom, pal.

You're getting it.

You're gonna pick it up in no time.

You're in the show!

You're never around anymore.

You're nothing like me.

You're right. I don't understand that at all.

You're still too soft on them corners, Johnny.

You've got to show the fire und desire.

You've gotta sing that today.

You've had your chances.

You've, like, totally come back.

Your boss, Mr. moon.

Your Nana is still alive?

Your neighbor, the the the grocery store manager,

Your pathetic shows are the reason

Your song is your weapon.

Zoe, I saw that! Stop it!

Merci.

Some folks may have said

Ah, forget it.

All right.

and performance suggestions.

Are you all right? Uh huh.

are, in fact, employees...

Aw... I know, right?

Back to work now.

because I am buster... Moon!

Bye, honey. Bye, Norman.

Bye, iggy. Bye, Perry. Bye, Carla.

Caspar! That's all?

Come on, let's take off

Come on, make your wish.

Come on. What did I tell you?

Cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it.

Daniel, can you hear me?

Don't panic. What's going on?

Don't you worry, Rosita.

during the incident.

Empty your pockets right now. Trying to find...

Excuse me, sir. Okay, look.

Get out of the way!

Go, go, go!

Good bye bye.

Good morning, Mr. moon.

Great. Mr. moon!

Guys, come on.

He must be dead.

he was responsible

Hello!

Hello! Ooh.

hello? Hello?

Help!

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey!

Hey.

Hmm? You're kidding.

Hmm.

How are you? Okay.

I am not singing this.

i don't think anyone's

in front of Nana noodleman...

Judith?

just hang in there, buddy.

Let me see, now.

Let's see, now.

lived happily ever after.

Look, just calm down

Meena! Meena!

Meena! You did it! That's my granddaughter! She did it!

Miss crawly!

Mr. moon?

Nana noodleman? Wow, Nana noodleman.

No, no, no, no, listen.

No, no, no, not in here.

Norman!

Not so bad yourself. Ooh...

Now blow out your candles.

Oh, honey, please don't cry.

Oh, is that so?

Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry.

Oh, my gosh! Okay.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my... ray!

Oh, what is wrong with me?

Ooh. Oh. Whoopsie. Oh.

Oopsie Daisy.

Open this door!

Pete?

Quiet down, everybody.

Ricki? Kai?

Right? Yeah.

See? You're getting it.

Show's already been cast. Okay...

Sorry. Oh, Mr. moon, don't...

Sure, Johnny. Go ahead. Okay, get ready,

Sure.

Thank you so much. Hey, moon.

Thank you, Daniel. Good bye.

That was great!

The monkey lied.

There.

There's someone at the door.

these clothes.

Uh...

Um, but they're really no problem...

Um, hi.

Wait!

Wait.

We all did. Ja!

welcome to the moon theater!

welcome to...

Well, you seem fine now.

What? Gah!

What's that?

Where are you

Where is my money?

with a solution... Look, maybe it's time

Wow.

Yeah!

Yes!

Yes.

You got it, Mr. moon.

You got that? Uh, $1,000...

You're a real pal, Eddie.

You're gonna be all right. Okay, just...

You're welcome, Mr. moon.

You've told me repeatedly.

a second chance to... Just a moment, please.

All right, prove it, pal. What?

Are you serious? What do you mean, done?

Blow it outside. I'm sorry, Mr. moon.

Break it up, break it up, break it up. Oh, yeah?

Buster! Ah, Nana!

But... Ah, don't worry about it.

by the end of the month... Okay, Judith...

Check your ego, man. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Coffee? Thank you, miss crawly.

Don't listen to him, Nana. I'm not listening

Dream big dreams? I know, it's good, right?

Eddie? ...Of three star restaurant les calmars...

for one second, okay? No, absolutely not.

Give him the money! Okay, okay.

Go for it! Oh, you mean like this?

Good night. Good night.

Great. I mean, no.

He's learning fast. All set and standing by!

Here. What? No!

Hey, buster. Hey, Eddie.

Hey, Eddie. How are you? Good.

Hey, Mr. moon. You okay?

Hey! Come on. You all should come and see it.

Hold it right there! Yeah, I'll get him!

How's the show going? Ah, it's going great.

Hup hup hup hup hup hup. We've got...

I can explain. Okay? He's your problem, not me.

I have Judith from the bank. What?

I tried. Bah!

I want to be a singer. Singer?

in entertainment history once and for all,

Is Rosita still here? Oh, yes.

It better not. Thank you, Mr. moon.

It was? Mm hmm.

It wasn't me. Oh, is that so?

Keep it down, will you? Sorry.

Life coach? Yeah.

Mike? Right.

Mmm... um... Anytime, now.

Mom, no, wait. Shh, shh. Shush, baby.

Moon lied to us all. Well, wait a second.

No, it's not. What, y you really believe

No. No, that's fine. Yeah.

Oh, hello, Mr. moon. There we go.

Oh, yes. Two minutes, everybody.

Quit? No.

Rosita, no. Rosita, come on. What? Rosita, please.

Run for it, baby! Hey!

Shall I go open the doors now? The doors?

She's like 200 years old. Eddie, please, look.

Shh, shh, shh. I gotta send you all home.

Some called him a visionary, a Maverick.

Tell him the plan. Right.

Tell me no. No. Absolutely not.

Thank you. Buster, what do you expect?

Thanks, Derek. Out of the way.

The show's still... Okay, okay. Aah!

The... oh, yeah, uh, here. Great.

to either of you. Just wait one second.

to get gas, and, um... Don't lie to me!

to our publicity flyers. Yes, sir.

Tonight? Not tonight. Now.

Um, actually, I'm gonna have to call her back. Oh.

Um... Good!

Um... uh... All right, enough of that.

Way to go, meena! Oh, meena, we love you!

we have meena. Good luck out there.

Wh what is this you got here? Just trying to find...

What about you, sir? Well, Bob, I'm a lab technician

What the heck? Wait a minute, wait a minute.

What the...? Hey, hey!

What? But I can't see anything.

What? Huh? Yep.

What? You want... You want me to drive? Yeah.

What?! And you will leave right now.

What's wrong? We got the call.

Whoo hoo! Ooh!

Wow! I think we'll probably have

Yeah, come on. Me, too. Let's have a look. Open it.

Yeah, right. Ow!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ash, you're...

You got anything in black? Black?

You gotta be kidding me. Okay, you heard him.

You guys. Yes!

You just... Bah! The heck there will!

You make a withdrawal! Yeah.

You mean this? Yes, that's it.

You okay? Yep. Never better.

You ready, big guy? Ja!

You! Now, run away!

You're on next. Yeah, okay, here.

Your own song? Well, yeah.

...a singing competition.

...and that none of them were harmed

...we just don't have what it takes.

'Cause I want to see it.

'cause I'm warning you...

'Cause the roof is leaking?

'Cause tonight is our night.

'cause you won't be afraid anymore

'Cause, like my dad used to say,

'cause, well, i know you're sad right now

"A deluded, washed up charlatan

"Do it like I showed you."

"don't let fear stop you from doing the thing you love."

"don't let fear stop you from doing the thing you love."

"for every cloud, a silver lining."

"get a good night's sleep and do a great day's work."

"I'm not funding any more of those shows,

"Loud and horrible, but shows promise."

"Mr. moon, I demand you let me re audition!"

"oh, it's not winning.

"Speed up, Johnny."

"Too soft on the corners, Johnny."

"You're not doing it right, Johnny."

$1,000.

$100,000, to be precise.

$100,000? Buster, come on.

$935.