The Terminal Edit

A barbecue? That's why I'm not going to see you?

A digital camera for Cousin Katia.

A flight attendant.

A man who may be stuck here for the next ten years.

A microphone up in his ass.

A one day travel emergency visa with your name on it.

About 60 seconds per passenger...

After he loses the Battle of Waterloo,

After looking at photograph for seven days, my father has idea.

Ah! Cliff. Hello.

Ah.

Ah.

Airports are tricky places, Mr. Navorski.

All but not one.

All flights have been canceled...

All frequent fliers feel the same way you do, Viktor.

All I know is that he's a building contractor, living out of a suitcase.

All right, here we go.

All right, Mr. Navorski, we'd like you to wait here, please.

All right, Viktor. Here we go.

All right. Go.

All right. When's the best time to reach you?

All the flights in and out of your country have been suspended.

All visitors to the US should line up at booths one through 15.

Along with four cabinet members, 13 injured soldiers and 20 civilians.

Although details are unclear,

Amelia Jane Warren?

Amelia Warren.

Amelia, would you like to get eat to bite?

Amelia, you come with. You come with me to New York.

Amelia, you know what Napoleon give to Josephine when he win Bavaria?

Amelia?

Amelia. I'm just curious.

Amelia. Why you go? Why you go?

Amelia. You here early.

America closed.

America, for five minutes, is open.

And both sides have dug in for the long winter ahead,

And call the parents of those kids from Long Island.

And finally, on the fifth day, I take a knife and I stab him in his chest.

And God only knows what could happen.

And he doesn't die.

And he gave her a piece of the paper.

And I am paying, and I'm paying him, and I'm paying him, and I'm paying him.

And I say to you, "Yes, yes. We all wait."

And if he's divorced, who still talks to their mother in law?

And Josephine.

And make sure he does not miss his flight.

And next this hour, looking to buy a 90 foot yacht?

And now she say, "Please. Please come."

And now there's no more pretending.

And now you tell me you're going to spend July 4th with your wife?

And on the inside, he made an inscription.

And our State Department has revoked the visa

And their replacements are going to be five minutes late.

And then he wait.

And then there's Gupta Rajan. He's a janitor.

And then there's this guy, Enrique Cruz. I think you also know Enrique.

And they all sign names.

And they belong to?

And this is a promise that comes from a man who is stuck here.

And usually about men killing each other.

And welcome to the United States. Almost.

And what's in the can of peanuts?

And you cannot get a new passport without a country.

And you've been living here so you could do this for your father?

Answer him, Mr. Milodragovich. Who are the pills for?

Are you a criminal?

Are you sure you want to do that?

Arrest him! Arrest him!

Art Blakey, Max Kaminsky.

As acting Field Commissioner, I've created a new position here at JFK.

As it has tried to transition from Communist rule.

As long as I keep my floor clean, keep my head down,

As well as in their local taverns.

Asked me if I wanted to join the big pool.

Asylum.

At 12:00 today, the guards at those doors will leave their posts

At least we have that in common.

At this time, you are simply...

Be careful. Those flight attendants ain't like regular women.

Because they're all liars.

Because we are very particular about punctual... Did you say Gate 67?

Because you flew United, Max.

Beeper went off. Started beeping. So, I grab. I come.

Benny Golson, I am Viktor Navorski. I am from Krakozhia.

Benny Golson.

Beyond those doors is American soil.

Big Apple represents the Liberty Rebels. Okay?

Big Apple tour includes Brooklyn Bridge,

Bite to eat?

Bite to eat?

Bite to eat? Cantaloni?

Bite to eat. Bite to eat. Bite to eat.

Bombing and gunfire were heard through the night.

Bonjour, monsieur. You are a Red Carpet Club member?

Bring him in.

Bringing in liquor and marijuana.

Buenos Aires. I can't remember the gate.

Business or pleasure?

But he's wanted for assaulting a police officer back in India in 1979.

But I need you to translate and help me out.

But I understand that you speak a little English.

But I'm going to have to let him go.

But if you'd like to grab some dinner, we can run right out and catch a cab.

But most of all they will be looking at the way that this airport is run.

But Napoleon believes himself to be of such superhuman strength

But the town bakers...

But the version I like goes like this.

But then someone walks into the room and stand in front of this little man.

But to let you go for those six months. It's the law. You'd be released.

But we can deport him in a few days.

But what did she say?

But what if your schedule changes?

But you don't have the courage to go from here to here.

But you only get to go if we can establish a credible fear.

But, believe it or not, most people never show up before the judge.

But, please, do this for me. It will be the last thing I ask you to do.

By dawn, rebel leaders had surrounded the state houses.

Bye bye.

Catch and release. It's simple. Sometimes you land a small fish.

Cheer up. It's not over yet.

Close your eyes.

Come on in. Welcome.

Come on, leave. Get the cameras.

Come on, let's go. South America and Madrid are on the tarmac.

Come on, look at me.

Come on, sit down.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. All right, here we go.

Come on. In a few minutes, you'll be somebody else's problem.

Come on. Tell me.

Conventions. What is?

Could I see your return ticket?

Count Basie, Dizzy Gillespie, Thelonious Monk, Sonny Rollins,

Crowded, you know. Eh!

Customer service representative, report to Gate C42.

Destiny.

Did you know the croissant was invented in Romania?

Dixon?

Dixon.

Do I know you from someplace?

Do you ever feel like you're just living in an airport?

Do you have an appointment?

Do you have an appointment?

Do you know a man named Viktor Navorski?

Do you know anyone in New York?

Do you know what Napoleon gave Josephine on their wedding day?

Do you know why he's here and where he's from?

Do you think I need an excuse to put you back in that cell

Do you understand what I am saying to you?

Do you understand? It's a secret.

Do you, at this time, have any fear of returning to your own country?

Does Harry think he's running this job?

Don't lie to me, okay?

Don't make this difficult, Viktor.

Don't pretend to be surprised.

Don't shoot.

Don't worry about it.

Due to the heavy snowfall,

Eat shit?

Eat to bite? Eat to bite.

Empire State, Broadway show Cats.

Enjoy your stay. Next.

Enough, Viktor. Who is it?

Enrique has been letting people into the food preparation area.

Euh, plaisir.

Every time I go to Brazil, I bring her back a bag.

Everybody inside. Everybody inside.

Everybody keep your weapons... All right. We're here to help you.

Everybody's waiting. Everybody.

Everything he does comes back to me.

Excuse me, buddy.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Favorite episode is "Doomsday Machine."

Find the truth of one, and you find the truth of all three.

Fish for wall.

Flight 866 to Krakozhia will be delayed until further notice.

Flight number 801 to Narita

Fly 27 hours straight literally around the world,

Flying back and forth between time zones

Food document, trash. Tuesday.

Food. Tonight?

For how long? Two years?

For security reasons,

For those passengers holding tickets for Flight 866 to Krakozhia,

For tonight's grand prize, we have...

For wall.

For you, sir?

For you.

For you.

For you. Payless Shoes.

For... You know what? Forget it.

Four nines.

Frank, I'm nominating you to take my place.

Free to go anywhere you like

Friends.

Friends.

From Krakozhia has landed and is now taxiing to the gate.

From Montreal

From now on, you and I are partners.

From the Discovery Store, I want to give you this.

From the Presidential Palace and the parliament building.

Gate 24.

Gate 67.

Gate 67.

Get lost.

Get lost. Go home and tell them you never made it.

Get out of there. All right, there's the door.

Give him the pills.

Go to New York City. Tonight.

Go to the wall.

Goat.

Goat.

God damn it!

God. I'm so sorry.

Good afternoon. Welcome to Burger King. May I take your order?

Good boy. Thank you.

Good luck.

Good night.

Goodbye, Viktor, and good luck.

Goodbye.

Got people looking all around, looking at me like I'm...

Got two planes on the tarmac. Barcelona on approach.

Gupta, will you relax? Just watch the door.

Gupta, you been ever married?

Gupta.

Gupta.

Gupta.

Harry's trying to make me look bad.

Has a 120 volt generator, wet bar, gas range.

Has been shaken by another uprising.

Have a nice life, Mr. Navorski.

Have a seat.

Have caused food and energy shortages.

Have him write name to put in can.

Have you heard about this?

Have you noticed that he hides a can

Have your declarations forms ready, please.

He ask the nuns to write English. Hundreds letters.

He begin to write letters to club, Lickety Split, Snookie's Sugar Bowl.

He can't speak English, how could he have a meeting with a beautiful woman?

He chit.

He chit. He chit. He chit.

He could be recording everything we say. A wire in his shirt.

He did it for me.

He did not know he need this document.

He has a lot of connections. Here.

He love that goat.

He may not speak your dialect,

He nearly killed me.

He needs to have a Medicinal Purchase License.

He needs to have the form signed by the hospital who is treating his father.

He needs to have the proper form,

He say he bring the medicine for his father.

He say he look at photograph for seven days.

He say...

He wait month, week, year.

He waits for you to answer at Sbarro.

He wants to make sure nobody's watching.

He's a national security risk, according to my interpretation of Section 2.12.

He's been here for 20 years, but he's been running an after hour poker game.

He's going for the front door, out to the city.

He's got to be Harry's. If he's not mine, and he's not yours...

He's got to get a running start, I guess. Come on. Just leave.

He's so sick. He's so in love.

He's very depressed and decides to take his own life.

Hello, Dolores. How I am today?

Hello? Hello?

Hello.

Hello. Amelia, look.

Here is an ID badge for you to get into CBP. Beyond those doors...

Here we go. Now where is he?

Here. I show you.

Here's my dilemma, Mr. Navorski.

Hey. I'm Enrique Cruz.

His name is Milodragovich. He lives near you.

His plane landed in the U.S. He needs to have the right form.

His stomach is so full up with poison that his body rejects it,

Hold it, Viktor. Take it easy.

How are we doing on that? Do we have an interpreter?

How can I not be? He's married.

How did you know those weren't for his mother in law?

How long will you be staying?

How much does he make? How much are they paying him?

How much does Navorski make?

How?

Hugo Boss.

Human rights.

I always see men the way I want to see them.

I am delayed a long time.

I am going home.

I am going home.

I am leaving. They will come for us.

I am so sorry about what happened last time, asking you out like that.

I am so sorry.

I broke up with him.

I can mail you anywhere in the U.S.

I can't ask him. I'm supposed to tell him what he's doing.

I can't believe it. I just asked you out again.

I can't believe you just broke my bag. Mom, Dad. He broke my bag.

I can't go out with you.

I care.

I checked it out. There were witnesses.

I coming. I coming.

I didn't know they had a patio up here.

I don't believe you.

I don't know where you're going, but these will keep your feet warm.

I don't know. Maybe 15 bucks.

I don't let anyone to look at my trash without an appointment.

I found this upstairs.

I get phone.

I give you light green.

I go New York City now.

I go New York!

I got more bad news for you. Cats has closed.

I got this in Paris. This is my favorite bag.

I guess you missed your flight again. Or maybe you have a bad travel agent.

I had a small tobacco shop in Madras.

I had a wife and two kids in India. I left them there 23 years ago.

I had that moment today, too.

I hate it when they delay flights. What do you do?

I have an idea.

I have an opening next Tuesday.

I have beeper.

I have January 3rd.

I have two nines and two nines.

I help people with their immigration problems.

I help you?

I hope you don't mind if I eat while we talk. I've a bit of bad news.

I just did it again.

I just keep ingesting these poisonous men until I make myself sick.

I just stare at him over room service.

I just wish the sex wasn't so amazing.

I know a place that has the greatest cannelloni.

I know for a fact you took her to Rome last weekend.

I know it's coming, Viktor. That's why I can't break it off.

I know that. How much?

I know, it's late and you've probably got other plans,

I know, sir. You put him there.

I live here.

I love New York...

I love the suit.

I make mistake.

I mean, he's in a crack. Who the hell waits in a crack?

I missed you.

I must come off like a complete nut job or something.

I need information on CBP Officer Torres.

I need to see your boarding pass and club card, sir.

I need visa.

I need your help finding the truth.

I need your help.

I never asked him to leave his wife. I encouraged him to get counseling.

I no more "unacceptable."

I not confused... Not this. Not this.

I promise I will go New York, find Benny Golson,

I said okay. This is common. So I pay him.

I start to think that maybe, maybe this could happen.

I take four back to back flights,

I tell everybody I'm 33, and most of the men I've dated think I'm 27, but no.

I think he's CIA. The CIA put him here to spy on us.

I think I want go New York City.

I think we're rewriting history right here.

I thought we were looking for a way out, not a way in.

I told him nobody would be watching.

I told you to stay away from me, Viktor. But you didn't understand.

I wait.

I wait.

I want them out of here in half an hour.

I want to go to this place, please.

I want to hear him say who the medicine is for.

I want to know what makes her knees weak.

I want you to ask him. I want to hear him say it.

I want you to put him in a detention center and run a clearance on him.

I was 18 years old when I started working for the airlines.

I was coming here to tell you he's out of my life.

I was going to help you.

I will allow you to enter the International Transit Lounge.

I will be here.

I will go home.

I will have money. But Friday.

I will show you. 13 days from now.

I will. I've been here for 17 years...

I wish I could.

I won't lie, particularly to get rid of somebody like him.

I'd make peanut butter, I guess.

I'll be back.

I'll bet the Romanians themselves don't give a shit.

I'll have to deport him.

I'm 39.

I'm a little afraid of this room.

I'm about to tell you something.

I'm afraid from Wolfmens, afraid from sharks.

I'm Frank Dixon, Director of Customs and Border Protection here at JFK.

I'm free. I got tired of waiting.

I'm going to miss you.

I'm going to need the passport.

I'm going to sign a release form that is going to make you a free man.

I'm Goran. Albania.

I'm rooting for the home team.

I'm saying it to him.

I'm saying the job is yours to lose.

I'm sick. I don't have the ability to be alone for five seconds.

I'm so late.

I'm so sorry, sir. The position has already been filled.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so used to guys trying to grab my ass at 30,000 feet

I'm so... Just stay away from me, Viktor, okay?

I'm sorry, but really. No offense to mother in laws, but...

I'm sorry, but you've wasted an entire day.

I'm sorry, sir.

I'm sorry, sir. This is a private lounge.

I'm sorry, Viktor.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I just got paged.

I'm sorry. I'm running late.

I'm sorry. Sorry. You got to do this for me.

I'm supposed to be meeting somebody.

I'm talking about bombs. I'm talking about human dignity.

I'm Transportation Liaison in charge of Passenger Assistance.

I'm warning you guys. You watch yourself.

I'm... I have a serious problem. I'm as bad as Napoleon.

I'm... I'm her man of mystery.

I've been doing this over 20 years.

I've been waiting for a phone call for seven years.

I've been waiting my whole life.

I've figured out a way to get you out of this airport.

I've got to slow him down before he gets to 67.

If he could learn to speak, this guy.

If he's married, where's his ring?

If I ask him, I look like an idiot.

If I go home, I go in the jail for seven years.

If I stay, you stay.

If we can establish this fear with you,

If you don't get on that plane, they're all gone.

If you give me the correct answer, I can get you out of this airport tonight.

Imagine that these potato chips are Krakozhia.

Immigration gun was drawn.

In a symbolic gesture, the national flag of Krakozhia was torn down

In English,

In my line of work, there are three things that matter.

In New York restaurant, what cost is cantaloni?

Innocent people are torn from their beds.

Is histories. Is truth.

Is home. I am not afraid from my home.

Is now announcing final boarding...

Is now arriving at Gate C43.

Is okay. I understand.

Is Virgin Isle sailfish.

It doesn't matter what you're afraid of. It's all the same to Uncle Sam.

It doesn't matter.

It is a clear sign of the power...

It means that my authority over the security of this airport is absolute.

It no work.

It should shoot, big water up to ceiling.

It was a gold locket.

It will be good time for you to come back and get lost.

It'll be days before he goes through the doors in violation of section 2.14.

It's 1742, and the Turks invade Bucharest,

It's a man of misery.

It's a pass, Viktor.

It's clear that the future of Krakozhia may be in doubt for some time to come.

It's Cliff from the Discovery Store.

It's faster than BQE.

It's funny you should say that.

It's good luck.

It's like a Twilight Zone. Do you get that show over there?

It's my job. Stay off my floor. Stay away from my mop.

It's Navorski. He's figured out the quarters.

It's okay, Viktor. All men lie.

It's snowing in the city, and you're going to need that.

It's strange, isn't it, Viktor?

It's time for you to go home.

It's very nice.

It's why my address book is by city, and my pager goes off during dinner.

Jake, he has no nationality. Okay? No country.

Johnson, clear the doors.

Just be careful about the inspection process.

Just calm him down, and I'll let you back in the terminal.

Just don't know what the hell for.

Just go to New York, find that last name and put it in the can.

Just in case he wants to meet me for the weekend.

Just leave. Leave. Leave.

Just tell me the truth. Did you escape from an institution?

Just visiting. Shopping?

Keep the change.

Keep the change.

Krakozhia has been involved in civil war throughout the late '80s and '90s

Krakozhia! Krakozhia.

Krakozhia.

Ladies and gentlemen, passengers of flight 854...

Ladies and gentlemen, United Airlines Flight 865

Last night a military coup overthrew the government of Krakozhia.

Late five minutes.

Leave them alone. I will go.

Let me ask you something, Mr. Navorski.

Let me get this straight. I change my schedule to meet you.

Let me make you a promise, Viktor.

Let me see. Enjoy.

Let me... Look.

Let's do Killer Joe. It worked all right last night.

Let's go.

Let's have a toast to my friend, Viktor "The Goat."

Light green.

Like 1,200 pages for $9.99. You can't beat that.

Like this guy, Joe Mulroy. I think you know him.

Look at him.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at this cornicing. This is good work.

Look. The man without a country.

Lunch with you.

Made just enough money to survive.

Mailing address, even a phone number.

Making a surprise attack under the cover of night.

Man with money or man with love?

May he never lose his country again.

Maybe he need glasses.

Maybe I think he do it for me.

Maybe we should exchange phone numbers.

Maybe you see the man the way you want see the man.

Meanwhile, the people of Krakozhia suffer the consequences.

Medicine for goat.

Medicine for goat.

Medicine for goat.

Medicine for goat.

Medicine is for goat.

Medicine...

Messes with their biological clock.

Mind if I try one?

Misery?

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...

Most of the dead were members of the Presidential Guard.

Mr. Dixon wants me to make it clear

Mr. Navorski, please follow me.

Mr. Navorski, you cannot get into New York without a visa.

Mr. Navorski, your country was annexed from the inside.

Mr. Navorski? Sorry to keep you waiting.

Mr. Navorski.

Mr. Navorski. I'm going to need you to look at me.

Mr. Thurman.

Must be Harry's crew. You with Harry's crew?

Must be some kind of the code.

Must proceed to U.S. Immigration for luggage.

Mustard. Mustard?

My father die before Benny Golson write his name and send to my father.

My father wait 40 year.

My father, Dimitar Asenov Navorski,

My father, Dimitar Asenov Navorski, was great, great fan of your music.

My father.

My retirement will become official the day you get sworn in.

Nadia.

Napoleon isolates himself on the tiny island of Saint Helena.

Navorski. Viktor "The Goat" Navorski.

New government. Revolution. You understand?

Next, please.

Next!

Next.

Next.

Next.

Next.

Next.

Nice to see you again.

No carts, no quarters. No quarters, no food.

No more Krakozhia. Okay?

No news from the State Department,

No one is going to be watching those doors.

No one knows exactly what happens next,

No one say to him he need document form.

No, I am not afraid from Krakozhia.

No, I can't.

No, I haven't been waiting for you to retire.

No, I try to call home.

No, Mr. Navorski. I cannot allow you to enter the United States at this time.

No, no, no. It's wet.

No, no. I am...

No, no. Mr. Navorski.

No, your return ticket.

No.

No.

No.

No. From now on, Navorski lives here.

No. He's tying his shoelace.

No. I will be here.

No. I won't cheat.

No. New York. No red stamp. Green. I green.

No. No food. I stuffed.

No. We're just friends.

No. You're farsighted.

Nobody really cares where the croissant was invented.

Not a single toe in the United States of America.

Now I go New York City. Thank you.

Now I want you to ask him... No, not you.

Now that heavy fighting has subsided

Now, listen, Viktor. You gotta ask her something that is very important.

Now, Mr. Navorski.

Now, we can't process you new papers

Now?

Of dry roasted peanuts in his bag?

Officer Torres, you like the films?

Officer Torres. Have you been ever in the love?

Officer Torres. My friend say you are stallion.

Officer Waylin, please show Mr. Navorski into the terminal

Oh, a jazz fan. Fantastic.

Oh, come on. Congratulations.

Oh, contractors. You guys travel as much as we do.

Oh, God. Shit.

Oh, I go from one building to another building.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you broke my bag!

Oh, no.

Oh, no. It's not signed.

Oh, oh, oh, hey. Uh...

Oh, really? It's not important.

Oh, shit.

Oh. Can I do it a little later? We have to get started now.

Oh. Oh, okay.

Oh...

Okay, go. Go.

Okay, goodbye. sorry.

Okay, Mr. Navorski, come here. Walk with me.

Okay, Mr. Navorski, I need to see your return ticket, please.

Okay, tell him in order to export medicines from this country,

Okay? You understand me, Viktor?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Call them off.

Okay. Good.

Okay. He cheats.

Okay. Just bring it.

Okay. Let me try it again.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. The pills stay. He goes. That's it.

On passports issued by your government.

On sale, $149.99.

On their way to Disney World without any cameras?

On Tuesdays. I hate Tuesdays.

One by one.

One day this policeman comes in and tells me I owe him some tax.

One man, two womans.

One man. Two womens. Crowded.

One of my own men came up to me the other day.

One red, one green.

One thousand fountains.

One tiny moment.

Or find the leadership to secure their place on the world stage.

Or non immigration work travel. You don't qualify for any of these.

Part of my job is to get rid of undesirables, and there are quite a few.

Peace. Peace. The war. The war. Please come. Come.

Peace. The war is over.

People are going to look to you for leadership, to set an example.

Place a bet on when Navorski's going to leave this airport.

Please follow me.

Please have your I 94 forms filled out.

Please have your passports...

Please keep your luggage with you at all times.

Please, please.

Please, please.

Please, telephone? Telephone?

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please. Don't be hurt.

Please. For goat.

Please. Please.

Please. Sit.

Please. Sit. Don't get wet.

Please. Who the medicine is for.

Poison.

Poor guy's going to lose his pension. And I think he has kids, too.

Possible forged documents on 10 and 11.

Promise.

Pull him off Harry's crew, put him on mine.

Purpose of your visit?

Put it down.

Put it down. Put it down.

Ready?

Really? I don't know what to say.

Rejoice in the streets

Rumor has it that Napoleon was farsighted.

Saxophone.

Second floor. Sensible heels.

Secure the door.

See this bunch of Mickey Mouse sweatshirts?

See this photograph in Hungarian newspaper, 1958.

See, the war, the war Krakozhia is over.

See? Ego. Saved his life.

See? Wet floor.

Send him down.

Sensible heels. Payless Shoes. Second floor.

She did say, "next, next."

She go to these conventions dressed as Yeoman Rand.

She had a boyfriend?

She look like a Russian. KGB. She gave him heel of her shoes.

She looks amazing.

She say one thing.

She sleeps 12, Frank.

She's a beautiful boat, and I hope you get her soon.

She's a nice girl. She won't take your chitting.

She's a wild stallion, and you'll help me break her.

She's my pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

Ship the Colombians off to asylum hearings, backgrounds on the Chinese

Shop.

Show them, Gupta.

Sir, I have an IBIS hit on six.

Sir, sir, calm down. Put your weapons down.

Sir, we have a situation upstairs.

Sir, what will that person do?

Sir?

Sir?

Sir.

Sir. Sir. Passport.

Sit. Please.

So I make him promise. I keep promise.

So I wait.

So I'm going to ask you one question.

So let's show them why this is

So the potato chips are Krakozhia.

So then...

So you never go home?

So you're afraid.

So, currently, you are a citizen of nowhere.

So, I answer one question.

So, Mr. Navorski, I have some very good news for you.

So, the bakers?

So, what am I seeing? Who are you?

So, when do you come back?

So, will we share the panties?

So?

So? I go to New York City now?

So? I was 39 once.

So.

Somebody tell me what the hell is going on down there.

Something wrong with the salmon?

Something you can never repeat to anyone.

Sometimes you have to ignore the rules and concentrate on the people.

Sorry about that. Thank you very much.

Sorry, Viktor.

Sorry.

Sorry. So, tonight we have cannellonis or chicken.

Sound like "goat."

Spend two hours observing these offices before your interview process begins.

Stand behind the yellow line.

Stay away from me, Viktor.

Stay out.

Staying at the Ramada Inn?

Take him, Judge.

Take me to Ramada Inn,

Taken hostage.

Taxi.

Taxi. Taxi.

Telephone? You need? I get. I get. I get phone.

Television.

Tell me.

Tell them it was a bad idea to let them go to Jamaica.

Temporary protective status, humanitarian parole

Thank you, Viktor. Good job. Let's go.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. I'll take it from here.

Thanks a lot.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That he takes six times the amount of poison needed to do the job.

That the soonest you'd get before a judge would be six months from now.

That was gift. Napoleon to Josephine.

That was going to allow you to enter the U.S.

That we belong together.

That when I meet somebody that doesn't, I don't know how to react.

That you are not to enter through those doors.

That you.

That.

That. Passport.

That's a bargain.

That's a lot of walnuts.

That's a major security breach.

That's all I want.

That's all right, Frank.

That's it in a nutshell, basically.

That's it.

That's New York City construction.

That's something a guy like you could never understand.

That's the tour from China, connecting to Orlando.

That's what he said?

That's why I live out of hotels and have my little suitcase packed, ready to go,

That's... Wait.

The arrival of Flight 9435 from Beijing.

The Dixon was ready to fire.

The FBI and Homeland Security will tour the airport,

The international community

The Krakozhian flag waved goodbye from high atop the parliament buildings.

The light green form.

The lobby lounge is around the corner.

The new government has sealed all borders, so your visa's no longer valid.

The next day, the same policeman come and keep coming and keep coming.

The night is young, and 1,500 people are headed our way.

The number one airport in the United States.

The one that says if it's an animal, he doesn't need the license.

The only interpreter we got is in Newark.

The people who are coming here today

The people, compassion. That's the foundation of this country.

The people, I know.

The person, the document and the story.

The plane is on time.

The poor guy, I think he's a newlywed.

The populace has to wonder if they will ever find political stability,

The public lounge is downstairs.

The Republic of Krakozhia is under new leadership.

The right wing military coup that ousted President Vagobagin...

The tiniest nation in the region

The war in my country is over.

The war is over.

The woman hates fireworks.

The... Krakozhia... The name for "father"

Then he can bring the drugs in. That's good, Viktor. That's very good.

Then he's somebody else's problem.

Then the CBP will be forced to begin Expedited Removal Procedures,

Then what are you waiting for?

Then you'll know why Krakozhians wait in line for cheap toilet paper

There are men in the streets with guns. Political persecution.

There he is. Okay.

There he is. We think they're for his father.

There was a 20 man.

There were few civilian casualties. I'm sure your family's fine.

There you go.

There's a man walking around the terminal in a bathrobe.

There's no one here for two weeks. This isn't one of my guys.

There's nothing we can do for you here.

There's only one thing you can do here, Mr. Navorski.

There's something you should know.

These medicines have to stay in the United States.

They all write their name and send it to my father.

They found four prescriptions without an MPL.

They got it all on GHN, I think.

They have happy hour specials and live music. Do you like jazz?

They have no reason to deport me.

They have no reason to notice a man like me.

They have to stay here.

They tried to take the pills away, and he went nuts.

They were attacked in the middle of the night.

They're paying him cash under the table.

This badge means that I was made CBP Field Commissioner.

This guy is here for a reason. And I think that reason is us.

This guy's very upset.

This home, like you. They tell me to wait.

This is a 15 minute, prepaid calling card.

This is a one day emergency travel visa.

This is it.

This is jazz.

This is jazz.

This is just a standard procedure.

This is like secret place you go?

This is my problem.

This is the International Transit Lounge.

This is the only fun I have.

This just in.

This man has you.

This way, please.

This why he go to Canada. Medicine for father.

This, in case we need to contact you, is a pager.

Those are Cher's panties.

Those are the entry doors to New York City.

Three of you. Crowded.

To be brought into the country.

To bring you to an immigration judge and let you plead your case for asylum.

To keep you there for five years?

To kill the little man with the pills.

To the United States of America. Turn around.

To validate authenticity, it needs to be signed by the supervising officer.

Transportation Liaison for Passenger Assistance.

Tries to make inroads to a peaceful resolution.

Try not to get stuck wherever you're going.

Tuesday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Tuesday.

Tuesday.

Tuesday. I hate the Tuesday.

Two people, 40 dollars.

Two people, 40 dollars.

Two people, 40.

Unacceptable.

Unattended luggage will be removed for inspection...

Unbelievable. Do you know that's more than I make?

Uncle Sam will have this sorted out by tomorrow,

Unfortunately, the courts are so backed up with asylum cases

United Airlines announcing

United Airlines Flight 2703 from Rome, Italy,

United Airlines, final boarding call...

Until the U.S. recognizes your country's new diplomatic reclassification.

Until you get approval from Washington.

Viktor Navorski.

Viktor, just tell me more.

Viktor, please don't be afraid to tell me you're afraid of Krakozhia.

Viktor, please tell me your father isn't in that peanut can.

Viktor? Well, hi.

Viktor.

Viktor.

Viktor.

Viktor. Remember us.

Viktor's leaving.

Virgin Air, first class lounge.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Watch him do the crossword puzzle.

Watch out.

Way to go, Viktor. First class.

We are told that President Vagobagin and his aides have been taken hostage.

We don't have to do this, Viktor. I can ship you out in a crate.

We expect departure to be on schedule.

We have a question for you, Viktor.

We have an idea.

We have caviar from Russian Aeroflot.

We have lobster ravioli from Alitalia.

We have somebody here to talk to you. Somebody to talk to you. Go ahead.

We keep it as clean as possible.

We know that he's planning to go to the Ramada Inn on Lexington.

We know there's no nuts in there.

We need to talk.

We not understand. I not understand "goat."

We play for unclaimed items from the Lost and Found.

We process about 600 planes a day,

We're all your friends. We're your family now.

We're also hearing that the Vice President has been killed

We're detaining so many people, there's no room anywhere.

We're here to help you, sir. All right. Give me the knife.

We're looking for an interpreter for you.

We're right behind you.

We're talking about the Field Commissioner position.

We're ten months away from 67.

Welcome to Burger King. May I take your...

Welcome, Mr. Navorski.

Well, I got to tell you that the position's been filled.

Well, we have laws here that protect aliens

Well, what about a federal prison?

Well, what about another airport?

Wet floor.

Wet floor.

What about my food cart? He can hide inside, and we'll drive out.

What are you doing? Why is he kneeling? Is he praying?

What are you looking at? Go back to work. Thank you.

What are you saying?

What are you waiting for?

What do you have here?

What do you have here?

What exactly are you doing in the United States, Mr. Navorski?

What happened?

What I do?

What if United States catch you? They deport you.

What is choose?

What is in the can?

What is in there?

What is the purpose of your visit? Business or pleasure?

What kind of sick person am I?

What makes her blood boil and her body tingle.

What mean, "wild stallion"?

What we call krushkach. We say krushkach.

What?

What?

What?

What? Oh, my...

What's "BH"?

What's going on?

What's he doing?

What's so complicated? Exit, Viktor.

What's wrong with you, man? Settle down.

When the 9:12 from Toronto landed,

When they tried to arrest me, I run away.

When was the last time you saw Chinese tourists

When you wait so long for one thing?

Where do I buy the Nike shoes?

Where is he? Where is he?

Where you go?

Where you want to go?

Where's your green form? I can't do anything without it.

While Uncle Sam wipes his ass with Charmin two ply.

While you were in the air, there was a military coup in your country.

Who are they?

Who have a credible fear of returning to their own country.

Who is this?

Who knows what this guy is thinking, what gulag he escaped from.

Who was this man?

Who?

Who's telling you to ask me these things?

Why are you doing this, Viktor?

Why are you doing this? Huh?

Why do you wait here every day when there's nothing I can do for you?

Why do you want to go to New York?

Why doesn't he walk out the doors? Why doesn't he try to escape?

Why don't we tag him in violation of section 2.14 now?

Why don't we talk about it over lunch?

Why don't you fight?

Why he need puzzle?

Why is he still here?

Why Viktor Navorski?

Why?

Why? What are you saying? You misunderstood him?

Will be observing me, inspecting me.

With a processing time of 37 minutes per plane,

Within the confines of the International Transit Lounge.

Would you like something to eat?

Would you like to have eat to bite?

Would you sign your name, please?

Yeah, it could be a few days. It could be a week, two weeks, a month.

Yeah, so could you please go sit someplace else?

Yeah, we're just curious.

Yeah.

Yeah. I know. Congratulations.

Yeah. I read a lot of history books. They're long and cheap

Yeah. My mother in law loves these things.

Yeah. Sure.

Yeah. Yes, I am.

Yellow taxicab, please.

Yep.

Yes, and we would have no choice

Yes, this is Viktor Navorski. Who calls?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Late five minutes. At 12:00. Just today. Just this once.

Yes. That's a beautiful way to look at it, but America doesn't work that way.

Yes. Yes.

You are a coward!

You are a coward.

You are a coward.

You are at this time simply...

You are free to wait here. These are food vouchers.

You are not to leave this building. America is closed.

You are the kind of woman who can get any guy she wants.

You been spending too much time inhaling them cleaning products.

You built this for me?

You can go to New York City tonight.

You can switch off pager.

You can use them in the Food Court.

You cannot get a visa without a passport,

You come this close to America,

You could learn something from Navorski.

You don't know him. You don't know the rules.

You don't know what you're talking about. He doesn't speak English.

You don't like fish.

You don't qualify for asylum, refugee status,

You don't really have a home. Technically, it doesn't exist.

You feed me information about her, and I'll feed you.

You give me job?

You go in jail. Not me.

You go to war with me, and you go to war with the United States.

You got to be kidding.

You got to help me help you. I don't see a Social Security number...

You have choose.

You have fallen through a crack in the system.

You have no right to enter the U.S. and I have no right to detain you.

You have two stamp.

You headed for home?

You help me to win her heart, and you'll never go hungry again.

You know what Napoleon gave Josephine as a wedding present?

You know what Napoleon give to Josephine when he win Bavaria?

You know, sometimes in the mornings,

You like Italian food?

You make a habit out of listening to other people's conversations?

You make me sick!

You make us to think you would walk out, that you will fight with them.

You may call home, if you like.

You must keep this with you at all times.

You read the blue immigration form.

You released him, sir. You put him there.

You say you are waiting for something.

You see this badge?

You see those doors?

You set him free so that somebody else can have the pleasure of catching him.

You start 6:30 Monday morning.

You sure it's jazz in there? It might be the blues.

You told me you were delayed. You never said it was for nine months.

You try to fool us.

You try to take my mop. You try to take my floor.

You unhook him and place him back in the water.

You want me to bring him back to the terminal?

You want to hear the funny part?

You want to know what the worst part is?

You want us to block the south exit and have AP sweep every vehicle?

You will assume the duties of acting Field Commissioner

You will not set one foot in New York City.

You would be free to wait in New York until your court date.

You, no chit.

You. I wait for you.

You'll be amazed at what people leave at airports. Come.

You'll get really fat with all the food I'm going to give you.

You'll have to take a flight in the morning. The medicine stays here.

You're kidding. I come through here twice a month.

You're living at Gate 67. I just want to know why.

You're living here, Viktor.

You're not running for a flight or...

You're not sick, Amelia. No.

You've been waiting for me to retire or drop dead for years now.

Your attention, please.

Your CBP inspection's in three days.

Your country has suspended all traveling privileges

Your friend do this for me? Why he do this for me?

Your Krakozhian money is no good here.

Your new visa will not arrive until your country is recognized by the U.S.

Your ticket and your passport.

5:30 from Tokyo just landed.

6:30, yes, boss.

13 days. How about you?

50 50.

57 of them all together.

161 Lexington.

161 Lexington.

161 Lexington. Please take Van Wyck Expressway to Queensboro Bridge.

451 1226.

...unacceptable. Unacceptable.

A promise in the can? Yes. A promise.

A what? Stallion, like a horse.

All right. Thank you.

Amelia. Viktor.

And no one will be watching you. So, America not closed.

And this apple... Big Apple.

Are you checking in, sir? No, no. I don't check in.

Are you coming or going? I don't know. Both.

As in Cher? Yeah. Cher.

At least you're not very good at it. I did not lie.

Blue? Blue. The blue form.

Blue? Yes. Blue.

But Napoleon? Yeah. He's one of my favorites.

Call the Airport Police. He's on his way.

Cannelloni, please. Cannelloni.

Careful, careful. Watch out.

Cher. Cher?

Come here. What you do?

Come on. Let's go.

Come on. Wait a second.

Conventions. Conventions?

Did you try the FBI? I tried everybody. Nobody'll take him.

Do you have an appointment? Navorski.

Do you have an appointment? Yes. 9:30.

Do you live nearby? Yes. Gate 67.

Do you understand? Yes.

Dollars? Twenty.

Everybody in position? We're here.

Fear? Mmm hmm. Fear.

Food document. Excuse me. Stop it.

Food. If you touch it again, I kill you.

For a flight, for a meeting... I don't wait for flight or meeting.

Free? Free.

From what? Krakozhia.

From what? That's the best part.

From your friend? Yeah.

Gate 67. 67?

Girlfriend? No.

Glasses? Yes. To read words on bottle.

Goat? Yes. Medicine is for goat. Goat.

Has he told you where he lives? No. We just met at the airport.

Has he told you why he's in New York? No.

He cheats. Yes.

He isn't a spy. How do you know?

He said that? Yes.

He's a contractor? Yeah.

He's begging you. I know. I can see that he's begging.

Hello? Hi, Mr. Navorski.

Hello. Sorry. I'm sorry.

Here? Here.

Hey, baby. Hi.

Hey, wait. Sorry. I'm sorry.

Hey. Watch where you're going.

Hi, baby. Come here, you.

His ego. Ego?

How are you? Good.

How was your flight? Good.

How's it going? Good.

I am crack. Yes. Until we get this sorted out,

I coming now. No, wait. Viktor.

I do this. Really? Promise?

I do. What's her name?

I go New York? Yes.

I go now. Go where?

I go to bathroom now. That'd be good.

I have to go. I have to stay.

I have to work. He will wait.

I help you? Why? I don't want anybody to get hurt.

I see this. You did well.

I think you were confused. No, I confused about everything.

I told you this is over. I go New York.

I wait. Enjoy your visit.

I want to make a deal with you. What deal?

I will help once it's your turn. I'll get light green.

I... Unacceptable?

I'm 39 years old. No.

I'm afraid from Dracula. Thanks a lot.

I'm afraid from ghosts. Thanks very much.

I'm not going to lose my job. Fine.

I'm not going to play with him. Oh, Gupta, relax, would you?

I'm sorry. What did you say? I will go home.

In English, Amelia Warren. Amelia Warren?

Is something wrong? You'll have to come with us.

Is that for me? Yes. Yes.

Is this a good time? Yes, I wait for your call all day.

It doesn't look good, Frank. I was just following the rules.

It'll have to wait. No. This won't wait.

It's beautiful horse. Who said that?

It's me. You. Yes.

It's not for his dying father? No. No.

Jane? Yeah.

Jazz? Jazz, yes.

Jazz? Yes.

Jesus. Richard, is this real? Oh, it's real, Frank.

Just a minute. I will wait.

Just go a little left. All right.

Keep looking. Warren, right?

Krakozhia. Right. I don't think he gets it.

Krakozhia. We can't allow you to go home either.

Krakozhia. Yes. Okay. Krakozhia.

Let's just start over. Yes, okay.

Light green form. Okay. I'll be back.

Monica, Viktor's leaving. I know. He's going home.

Movies? Not so much.

Mustard? Yes. Please.

My friend drive the food. Mr. Navorski, behind the yellow line.

Mystery? No, no. Misery. Man of misery.

Napoleon? Yes, yes.

Need gorchitsa. What?

New York. Okay, yes.

Nice to meet you. You, too.

No cheat. No chit.

No, "cheat." Enrique.

No, do you know anyone in New York? Yes.

No, I... You don't have to explain.

No, it's not. Yes.

No, never mind. It's a dumb story. No, please.

No, no, is jazz. Okay, guys. Okay.

No, no, no. Not if I win.

No. I didn't want to eat alone.

No. No?

No. I can't do this. You said you wanted us to help you.

Officer Torres is wild stallion? Her name is Dolores.

Officer Torres. M r. Navorski.

Oh, so, she's CIA, too? No.

Oh. Yes. Ah.

Okay, what? Okay.

Okay? Okay

Okay? Okay

Okay. Okay.

Okay. So you are clean. Good. Let's play cards.

Or salsa. Maybe it's Stevie Wonder.

Please let me help you. This is your friend talking.

Pleasure. Business.

Ready? Hurry up

Repeat exactly what she said. He chit. She catch him. So...

Same. That's a great, great choice.

Secret? Yes, a secret.

Sir, you told him to wait. I didn't think he'd actually do it.

Sir. Yeah.

So amazing. Bye bye.

So I go New York City? Uh huh.

So? I have chance to go New York, 50 50.

So? What do you make of that?

Sorry, buddy. Honey!

Sorry. Thank you.

Stand by. He's fishing. Copy that.

Story of my life. Oh! Me, too.

Tell me about it. Napoleon?

Tell me. Okay.

Thank you. Thanks, Judge.

That's the truth. You are not.

The Rockettes? Can't afford it.

The war is over. Then go. Get lost.

Then ship him to detention. He has to break the law by leaving.

There he is. Are you sure? No, that's not him.

There you go. And there you go.

There you go. There you go.

They're always ready for sex. Okay, I found something.

To the left of here. No. He was just at the door.

Today. Yes.

Tonight. Tonight.

Unacceptable. Unacceptable.

Unacceptable. Yes.

Very important. What? What did she tell you?

Viktor, you don't have to do this. You can fight these guys.

Was it microfilm? A coupon from Payless Shoes.

Watch it. Please.

We have to get someone to talk to him. I have an idea, sir.

We'll help you. Viktor, come on. I owe you so much.

Wha... Visa? Yes.

What did you say? You been ever married?

What do you import? Computer software.

What do you like? Conventions.

What do you want know? You see her every day.

What if we x rayed him? Yes.

What time? Dinnertime.

What? Goat. Medicine is for goat.

What? He chit.

What? I live here, in terminal.

What? This? Yeah, we saw the x ray.

What's the purpose of your visit? Business or pleasure?

What's the purpose of your visit? What is the purpose of your visit?

What's your name? Viktor Navorski.

When do you come to New York? Thursday.

When she come back? Three weeks.

Where do you want to go? I know place.

Where you from? Krakozhia. Viktor Navorski.

Where's he from? Russia.

Who are you? It's no one.

Who invited him? I did. We needed a fourth, right?

Who was it that saved him? Yeah, tell us. Who was it?

Who? Yes.

Who? Yes.

Who? Yes.

Why you do this? Nobody read the sign in America.

Yeah. No.

Yeoman Rand. She's a Trekkie.

Yes? You are Benny Golson?

Yes. Okay. Thank you.

Yes. You do?

Yes. It's terrible. Yeah, it's horrible.

Yes. Yes. Warren.

You got it. There we go. Ah!

You have. Actually, I bought her yesterday.

You killed policeman? No. I just missed his heart.

You know my friend in Washington. Yes, yes.

You know what saved Napoleon's life? No.

You know why men are such assholes? No.

You live at the airport? Yes. Day and night.

You married? No.

You okay? I'm fine.

You say "cheats." He chit.

You say yes? Yes.

You sure? More than anything, I'm sure of this.

You sure? Yes.

You want him back in the holding cell? No, I'll show him the door.

You work? No.

You'll have lunch with me? Yes.

You're afraid of Krakozhia. Krakozhia?

You're asking me out for dinner? Yes.

You've earned her. Thank you, Frank.

You've waited a long time for this. I have.

Your country's at war. Yes. War.

Your mother in law? Yeah.

"...In Krakozhia."

"And food..."

"Chances of survival 50 50."

"Crisis. Krakozhia."

"Destiny."

"It's a miracle."

"Korean conjoined twins separated today in Miami."

"Nobody will die today."

"of comedy hit Friends,"

"Put the guns away," the man say.

"Talking Tina," "Nightmare at 30,000 Feet," "Zanti Misfits."

"The cast"

"The story of Broadway is the..."

"Wayne Newton is 61 today."

"which is set in New York."

"You can get so confused."

"You can't. That is mine."

"Zanti Misfits" was Outer Limits, sir.

$19 an hour.