Armageddon (1998) Edit

A busted ship? And I'm strapped in here.

A French satellite has tracked an object in space.

A gas pocket at 625 feet and then hard iron ferrite at 635.

A home run! The Cubs win the World Series! Ah.

A piece of rock just six miles wide

A species has the technology

A thousand different directions.

A trillion tons of dirt and rock hurtled into the atmosphere,

A.J., back it off. You're gonna blow the transmission.

A.J., I got just five words for ya.

A.J., you're at 600 feet. Your pipe is long. Let's back the RPMs down to 8,000.

A.J.!

A.J.!

A.J.! A.J., you in here?

A.J.! What the hell was that?

A.J.'ll be running the drill team with Oscar, Bear and Noonan on the Independence.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! A.J., hang on!

About everything.

About you askin' me for help.

Actually, we have a lot better rockets than the coyote.

After this is over, could I, like, get a hug from you or somethin'?

Ah, si. I'm a mission specialist.

Air Force Colonel Sharp, NASA pilot Watts, shuttle Freedom.

All crew members, close and lock your visors.

All I know is that we just crashed back there,

All of our combined modern technologies and imaginations, even the wars that we've fought,

All of you praying with us need to know

All right, Chick. Give me more torque on the turbine, huh?

All right, General, I'll go with you, on one condition.

All right, gentlemen, watch your heads.

All right, gentlemen. We're gonna dock in a minute.

All right, get ready. Max, thread it.

All right, Harry.

All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's pucker time.

All right, let's get the tools unpacked and fire up the Armadillo.

All right, let's go, Sharp. Let's get our team outta here.

All right, let's go.

All right, let's punch it down!

All right, men, this is what we trained for. Now just suck it up!

All right, now I need to hear five words from you.

All right, now, listen. Man to man. I'm serious. I love her.

All right, people, listen up. Settle down and focus.

All right, stop! All right!

All right, then.

All right! Good! Crank it loose!

All right? Now, Big Ross, get on the telephone. Wake up 11,000 people.

All right.

All right. A.J., come on! Make it fast!

All right. All right.

All right. Doin' a good job.

All right. Flight directors on with the go/nogo for launch.

All right. Hold on. I'm pushin' through her.

All right. I'm coming through. We have contact. Over.

All right. Just Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother.

All right. We're goin' left here.

All right. We're in. Another light. We're cuttin' through pretty good.

All right. Well, you heard the man. Let's wheel out the remote satellite link.

All right. What'd we miss?

All these rubber hoses gotta go, Max. Count 'em up.

All they gotta do is drill? That's it.

All you're gonna have is a real expensive fireworks show.

Almost got it.

Always thought of you as a son.

Always.

An order to detonate can only come from the president.

And $8 million of your own money on the contract,

And a thing that has 270,000 moving parts

And after seven minutes, we may never hear from them again.

And as your boss, I want you on that crew boat tonight

And back in the office by Monday.

And begging your pardon, sir, it's a bigass sky.

And by God, I am not gonna miss this one. I will make 800 feet.

And don't talk like you're not comin' back.

And elevated our species above its origins,

And everything good that I have inside of me, I have from you.

And French space agencies on the most massive joint space venture in history.

And he could head north to the ample sustenance...

And he strapped himself to an Acme rocket.

And here is the anomaly at 1700.

And here we are. The fate of the planet is in the hands...

And I don't blame you for my mother leaving.

And I forgive you.

And I have never, never missed a depth that I have aimed for.

And I love you.

And I think you need to trust me on this because I know something about it.

And I'm not so optimistic.

And I'm telling you it's not my call! Well, guess what.

And I'm very impressed with your work.

And kill everything and everybody we know.

And liftoff.

And most of the small particles have been vaporized.

And now you get all shocked and shaken when I fall in love with one.

And take a 60hour trip toward the moon.

And that is our courage.

And that's precisely when the asteroid passes by the moon.

And the ones this morning?

And then he had to show me how to use 'em, Harry.

And then we're gonna put them on, and we gonna go down nice and slow.

And they let me use explosives, okay?

And this is Harry tellin' me I can't marry his daughter.

And this is Harry tellin' me it's not good enough.

And Volkswagens, things like that.

And we have one chance to save this planet!

And we need to know what's wrong with it pretty quick.

And we've lost radio contact, maybe for good.

And what we're trying to do right now

And when do we start training for that?

And where'd this come from? Who are you talkin' to? Is that Truman?

And yet, for the first time

And you don't know how to work them, what happens to you?

And you got your own oil company

And you will know what it's like to be in space. Go!

And you'll land right here. That's it.

And you're you're Chewbacca.

And your bad cholesterol is shockingly bad.

And, in a situation like this,

And, you know, putting cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic...

Anybody wanna say no? Twenty years.

Anything could happen. Let's see. Could've been a terrorist bomb.

Anything you sketched on a pizza box or cocktail napkin.

Anyway, I just thought

Apologize.

Are suggesting that a nuclear blast could change this asteroid's trajectory.

Are they green? Are they green?

Are you suggesting that we blow this thing up from the inside?

As the Freedom and Independence prepare to slingshot around the moon.

Astronauts.

At NASA, we don't take chances. We double up on everything.

Attention all personnel. We are T minus two hours to the programme goal.

Baby,

Baby, you have such sweet pillow talk.

Basically the worst parts of the Bible.

Beam me up, Scotty.

Bear, come on. Get on our team for a little bit.

Bear, Lev.

Bear! Yes?

Because I am like you.

Because I don't want to stay here any more.

Because I'll bust your head with a sledgehammer.

Been on the table almost ten hours.

Before the asteroid passes this plane, zero barrier.

Bet your ass you are.

Better than all of us.

Big time! I ain't gonna be ridin' this bike for the rest of my life.

Blow the bomb, Harry. We're with you.

Blue.

Bogies are breachin' the atmosphere from Finland down the North American seaboard.

Both shuttles will take off Tuesday at 6:30 p.m.

Boy, that's bad.

Breakthrough! 800! 802, Harry!

Bring it to the left!

Bring Max down. Watch yourself through here, Max.

Bring me all the way up here just to blow me and my friends up? Is that it?

Bring that piece on in, Bear.

Built by the lowest bidder.

Bullshit!

But as a citizen of humanity.

But as long as it says "Harry Stamper Oil" on the rig, you will not disobey my rules.

But boy, I wanted to go up there.

But I would really like this responsibility.

But I'd be damn proud to have you marry Grace.

But I'll

But maybe we should wait until they...

But now look at this. The lunar gravity's put her in a spin.

But that's what makes it so intense, is it's so confused. I can't really figure it out.

But the other Armadillo has arrived.

But they don't know jack about drillin'.

But they haven't drilled the damn hole yet!

But use your thrusters so you can work easier.

But we're trying to bounce a signal...

But you know what? If it works, the two of you gonna be heroes, just like me.

But you think this is looking good, or what?

But you think we'll get hazard pay out of this?

But you're bunch of cowboys.

But you're only gonna need one.

Caesar's Palace, Las Vegas, Nevada.

Call NASA! They'll confirm it! We're astronauts! Get over there. Yeah, yeah.

Can they physically survive the trip? That's all I need to know here, okay?

Can you do that?

Can you get me outta here, please, Lev? Thank you.

Can you handle it?

Can you please bring my fiancee home with you?

Can't handle by himself and needs my expert advice?

Canyons of razorsharp rock. Unpredictable gravitational conditions.

Captain America here blew the landing by 26 miles. How the hell do you know that?

Changed all that.

Charles Chapel, game's over.

Check main switch. Uh, this could be a little bit of a problem.

Chemistry and geology. I taught at Princeton for two and a half years.

Chewie? Have you even seen Star Wars?

Chick wants a full week's Emperor's Package at Caesar's Palace.

Chick, get 'em outta here! Get 'em off the rig now!

Chick, get down now!

Chick, get him paid, get him off the rig!

Chick, the tranny's stuck. Harry!

Citizens the world over, see these events through.

Colonel Sharp! Get this strapped up. I'll be right back. Colonel Sharp!

Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Air Force, ma'am.

Colonel, I'm askin' you. Just one more minute!

Colonel, we gotta move now! Come on! Close the hatch!

Colonel.

Come and get Papa Bear!

Come in, Freedom. Freedom, come in. This is CAPCOM Houston.

Come in, Freedom. This is CAPCOM Houston. Freedom, come in.

Come in, Independence.

Come on back! No, wait! The door is broken!

Come on, God.

Come on, Harry. It's not like I'm rootin' for A.J. here.

Come on, now. This is not Hey Hey, come here.

Come on, Watts, Sharp, somebody.

Come on, Watts. Come on, come on.

Come on! Come on! Get in here! A.J.'s stuck in the fuel pod!

Come on! Let's get ready to initiate thrusters! Let's go!

Come on! This way is our only chance!

Come on.

Come on. Get some altitude. Let's go, let's go.

Come on. Let's keep it up. Let's go. We're the younger team here.

Come on. She can handle this. She'll be fine. Trust me.

Coming around behind the asteroid,

Coming up behind the asteroid.

Comparing all the space junk you tracked in every orbit.

Components, American components, Russian components. All made in Taiwan!

Control, this is Independence. I am seeing vibration.

Could've been a dead body. Somebody shot, stabbed, and it's friday, payday.

Couldn't read the plans right and did a piss poor job of putting it together.

Countdown clock will hold at T minus 20 minutes and...

Crazy Willie put you up to this?

Creating a suffocating blanket of dust...

Daddy!

Damn glad to see ya, boy! That's six words.

Damn it, Sharp. Get off this rock!

Damn! Max, Rock, get in here!

Dan, get them out of there.

Dan, we didn't see this thing coming?

Depressurize in 30 seconds.

Did you steal a key to the Patent Office?

Do me a favour, will ya?

Do we have any intelligent questions before we get started?

Do you believe that just happened?

Do you know what you're doing now? No, no.

Do you read me? Freedom, we are going down!

Do you think it's possible that anyone else in the world...

Do you think they can drill 250 feet in an hour?

Does that mean that there's a job...

Does this look okay? It's not all bad. It's kinda tingly.

Doesn't matter where it hits.

Don't be kickin' Little Richard. What the hell your problem?

Don't do this! Harry!

Don't forget: We gotta x ray all these.

Don't touch my uncle. You know?

Don't you worry about it.

Don't. You could set it off.

Down here! In the valley!

Dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight

Drive it down, A.J.!

Drive on down, A.J.!

Dude, somebody probably didn't get their paycheck. Yes?

Dump the hoses now! We're going!

Eight Gs. Hang tight!

Eight whole months?

Eighteen seconds to radio interrupt. Booster sequence confirmed.

Either we all stay and die, or you guys draw straws.

Emergency break away!

Enough with this anomaly horseshit!

Evac now! Let's go! Let's go!

Even if the asteroid itself hits the water, it's still hitting land.

Ever.

Every adventurous reach into space,

Every step up the ladder of science,

Everybody all right? We struck oil, baby!

Everybody, hang on. This could get a little rough. Engaging evasive radar.

Excuse me! Am I wearing a sign that says, "Karl's Slave"?

Fail. Fail. Depressively fail.

FBI locked his location. Saw an explosion in space.

Fifteen thousand.

Fine. Let's go back to the cargo bay and get the transmission

Fire's coming at us! Close the door now!

First of all, you got the flow system all reversed. Let me guess.

First team that hits 800 feet wins.

Five words I wanna hear from you right now.

Flight, Independence does not have A.J. They're gonna close the door without him.

Flown halfway around the world because you stole my drill design.

Focused on the NASA mission taking place right now in the vast ocean of space,

FOD radar on.

For 30 years, they questioned the need for NASA.

For a thousand years.

For all we know, tomorrow night could be the last night they ever see Earth.

For God's sakes, think about what you're doin'.

For the next 15 days, the Earth's in a shooting gallery.

For the next ten days, there are only nine telescopes in the world...

For the summer.

Fore!

Four. Three. Two. One.

Frap your body till your bones hurt.

Freddie, you all right? Does this look okay to you?

Freedom crew. Independence crew.

Freedom has max thrust!

Freedom on the left, Independence on the right.

Freedom, come in. This is CAPCOM Houston.

Freedom, stats are good.

Freedom, telemetry is looking good.

Freedom, the Independence crew is on board and accounted for.

Freedom, this is flight deck.

Freedom, this is Houston. Main engine cut out on schedule. Out.

Freedom, turn on your FOD radar.

Freedom, you fire that engine. If there's not a way, you find a way. The clock's tickin'.

Freedom's on the bridge. Attention in the firing room.

Fuck! Harry, this is illegal, man.

Fuel is pumping.

Fuel pod is down there.

Fuel teams, prepare to unload.

Full thrust.

Game's over.

General, he wants you.

General, if you consider your target,

General, we've got 11,000 people at NASA trying to figure that out right now.

Gentlemen, I'll give you 30 seconds to put your helmets on.

Gentlemen, remember the Russian space station has been up there for 11 years.

Gentlemen, welcome to our weightless environmental training facility.

Get A.J. up here! Come on!

Get ahold of Truman.

Get back to the shuttle! And lock that door!

Get down there and crack these pipes over here!

Get down!

Get him, Richard. Sic him. If I wasn't no Christian,

Get me out! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hydrogen pocket!

Get off... the nuclear... warhead.

Get serious, Harry. Come on. While we're off trottin' the globe, hunting mud,

Get the book! Get the book! Get the book!

Get the hell down! This thing is gonna blow.

Get the log tape. Start working back. Maybe it's a glitch.

Get those names of those guys from NASA.

Get up and get your clothes on.

Get your helmets on now!

Get your men back to the shuttle! Go!

Give me 15 more seconds!

Give me a projected impact. East Asia, 11 minutes.

Give this to Truman.

Give us the time, Sharp. Shut this bomb down now!

Go ahead, Freedom.

Go easy on me, okay? It's my first time.

Go get my goddamn phone book!

Go get my phone book, will you? Get my phone book.

Go over it again, Lev.

Go, go, go, go! Come on. We got work to do.

Go! Go! Go!

Go! Go! Go! Red wire "A." Ready? And.

Go! Hurry up! Get out of there!

God be with them.

God! Aah!

Goddamn it, A.J.!

Goddamn it, if you're ever gonna trust me, ever,

Goddamn it!

Goddamn! We got debris!

Godspeed and good luck to you.

Goin' by your gut instinct or you tryin' to be a hero, you got that?

Going to be retrofitted with your drilling arm.

Good job!

Good luck and God bless.

Good luck in Florida tomorrow.

Good morning. I'm Colonel Willie Sharp.

Good work, if you can get it.

Goodbye, Max.

Got your note.

Gotta lay off those pork rinds, Bear!

Grace is old enough to vote, Harry.

Grace, I know I promised you I was comin' home.

Grace, you can't quit now!

Grace?

Gracie grew up to become a fullblown hottie, you know?

Gracie, I want you to know that A.J. saved us. He did.

Gracie?

Gruber! Get outta there now!

Gruber's dead.

Guess I can't let you go up there alone.

Guess what, guys? It's time to embrace the horror.

Guys, I'll know you guys think I'm crazy right now,

Guys, the clock is tickin'. Let's go, go, go, go, go!

Guys, this is like deep blue hero stuff.

Half the world's population will be incinerated by the heat blast.

Hang on, Little Richard. I'm comin'!

Hang tight! Hang tight!

Harry, all we're sayin' is, we're talkin' about a kid who's comin' into her own right now.

Harry, come on. Press that button.

Harry, get up here. We're takin' a hit.

Harry, guess what. You had your shot. You didn't do it. You understand me?

Harry, I know what I'm doin'. You just gotta trust me.

Harry, I love you! Don't, Harry! Wait a minute!

Harry, it's burnin' up!

Harry, it's gonna blow!

Harry, just sit back, relax. I'm gonna put on a free Armadillo driving clinic.

Harry, listen to me! We can talk this over!

Harry, put the gun down! You're acting insane!

Harry, this is not funny!

Harry, wait a second. Did you say Grace? Okay, I thought you said Bear.

Harry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I understand, okay?

Harry, you gotta give me that hole. The bomb is almost ready.

Harry, you want to watch your man.

Harry, you've gotta give me that hole.

Harry!

Harry! Harry!

Harry! Hey, just cool down.

Harry...

Harry'll do it. I know it.

Has suffered massive failure.

Have provided us the tools

Have we lost complete radio contact?

Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?

Have you seen Grace?

Haven't turned you down once. I'm not about to start now.

He could go south.

He did, huh?

He doesn't know how to fail.

He got big.

He owns a horse ranch outside of El Paso.

He used to make the tip of the bomb, the thing

He used to work for a big bomb factory.

He'll be all right.

He's a genius of my family.

He's bouncing up there because there's less gravity up there than on Earth.

He's gone! It's too late!

He's gonna shoot you. Nah, no, he's not.

He's got space dementia.

He's shootin' at me. You see Harry comin', crack him with that wrench.

He's the only one in your age bracket, Grace.

He's worked on every terrain this planet can offer.

Heads up, everybody. They're ours now.

Hello! Anyone!

Hello.

Hello.

Help! Oh, no!

Her composition, her dimensions,

Her rotation was stable at 32 degrees on an x axis.

Her sheer velocity,

Her titanium alloy impenetrable skin covers the toughest, meanest,

Here at downtown NASA, we call this monster "Armadillo."

Here is the anomaly at 1658,

Here. Why don't you go buy yourself a neck?

Here's Harry givin' me a hard time.

Here's the bad news. Before the asteroid passed the moon,

Here's what we're gonna do.

Hey, Bear.

Hey, get that bomb outta there! We got a hole to make!

Hey, guys, remember: We're heroes now.

Hey, Harry, did you see that?

Hey, Harry, would you let me run my team, please?

Hey, Harry. You miss me?

Hey, I'm Harry Stamper. What's all this about?

Hey, Lev, the, uh, thethe pressure's climbing.

Hey, little man! Little Richard!

Hey, man, let's draw, and let's see who's gonna stay up here and dance.

Hey, Mr. Clean!

Hey, Noonan, you need ten grand?

Hey, pucker up. We got clients incoming.

Hey, Rock. You know, wait a minute.

Hey, Sharp.

Hey, wait a minute! How do you turn this thing off?

Hey, what's goin' on up there?

Hey, you guys should take a break and come up and see this.

Hey, you guys wouldn't be able to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would ya?

Hey, you saw it yourself, right?

Hey! Get, get.

Hey! Hey, that was close!

Hey! Who the hell do you think you guys are?

Hey.

Hi, Gracie. Hi, honey.

Hi, Harry!

Hi, Harry.

High thumb. You are man, Harry.

Higher orbit, more powerful transmitter.

His heart rate's racing. Hey, Pete.

Hitting the rock from the outside won't do the job.

Ho!

Hoho.

Hold on real tight and, uh, hope we don't die.

Hold on!

Hold on!

Hold up here, Bear.

Houston, affirmative.

Houston, do you copy? Freedom shuttle has...

Houston, do you copy? This is Harry Stamper.

Houston, do you read me? We got debris!

Houston, drilling has recommenced.

Houston, Independence has gone down.

Houston, Independence is a dead stick. They're not gonna make it.

Houston, the tower is clear. They're all yours.

Houston, this is a kickass ride!

Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy?

Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy?

Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy?

Houston, this is Freedom. We have landed safely. We are...

Houston, we overshot our landing field. We overshot our landing field.

Houston, we're outta here in T minus three minutes.

Houston, we've got no fire.

Houston, you gotta see this to believe it.

Houston, you have a problem. Problem.

Houston, you're not gonna believe this,

Houston!

Houston!

Houston! Houston, we are going down! We have lost control!

How big are we talking?

How come we didn't get any training on this thing?

How long you been married? For two weeks.

How many men were you plannin' on takin' up there?

How old are you?

How would you know?

How you doin'? Miss Stamper.

How's the rest of the crew? Well, uh.

Hurry up, Lev, because we're about a mile off the asteroid!

Hurry up! There's the shuttle door!

Hurry, Watsler. For Christ's sake, hurry.

I address you tonight,

I ain't drawin' against you, Harry.

I am not crazy. I'm just a little emotional right now, okay?

I am not gas station. This is sophisticated laboratory. I'm in charge.

I am the only certified astronaut, and I'm saving your American ass!

I assume you sent for me because somebody told you I was the best.

I bought us a couple of minutes, so get that radio workin', okay? Hurry, hurry!

I came...

I can do it. Let's just draw straws and get it over with. Come on.

I can feel I'm having gravity.

I can handle that, but I don't know if I can handle this room.

I can't believe this is going down like this. You all right?

I can't get it on!

I can't pull back now. The bit'll get lodged. We don't have enough time!

I don't know if we can take any more apologies, Mr. Truman.

I don't know what in the world makes you think...

I don't know what this is, but it looks like something's burnin' up there.

I don't know why I thought of that. I just.

I don't mean to be the materialistic weasel of this group,

I don't think it's too much to ask to let 'em spend it with their families.

I don't think that I did the right thing with you.

I don't think this thing likes us.

I don't under understand.

I give you 50 000 a year in donations.

I got a little animal cracker, Discovery Channel thing happenin' right here.

I got a man out there too. We gotta evac now.

I got some magic happening. We're bouncing off Russian and French satellites.

I got somethin' comin' up. It's somethin' kinda big.

I got that excited, scared feelin'

I guarantee you, if you do this, you kill us all.

I guess we do it the president's way.

I had a great spot picked out there.

I have an assessment report due now. We're supposed to be at 200 feet.

I have asked you repeatedly to call me Dad.

I hope so.

I I have to take you away if you don't move.

I I sh... I shouldn't have dragged you around on all those oil rigs.

I ju... No, I I told her how to use it. I didn't show her, Harry.

I just

I just don't trust anybody else to do it, that's all.

I just found out something interesting. Number two chewed 180 feet last night.

I just made the call for you. Harry!

I just wanna seriously say I have a small fear of flying.

I know all about classified. But one more thing.

I know how to fix it. Please, move.

I know it, baby, but there won't be anything to be scared of soon.

I know the president's chief scientific advisor. We were at MIT together.

I know what I'm talkin' about. We can punch through this. We can knock this outta the park.

I know what it feels like to have your hormones pullin' you in just

I know where we are.

I know. Let's go back to the ship!

I lost two of my friends, we're 25 miles from Harry's shuttle.

I love everything about my life.

I love this astronaut stuff.

I love you so much, Daddy.

I love you too.

I love you, Grace.

I may be an immature father, but I'm still your employer.

I mean that.

I mean, almost to the point of cutting off circulation.

I mean, considering I've never been this scared in my entire life. I, you know.

I mean, I can handle what I'm, you know, gonna do.

I mean, I learned about the birds and the bees from Freddie Noonan's tattoos.

I mean, is it something like that, or is it that?

I mean, off. Out of here. For at least ten hours. Then we'll go to Kennedy.

I mean, this is, this is historic.

I mean, you're NASA for cryin' out loud. You put a man on the moon.

I need somebody who's had a little less caffeine this morning. Doc, translate.

I need you to get on that chopper right now, no questions asked.

I need you to keep on working.

I need you. Hurry up. Hurry up. Come on. Come on.

I never quit yet.

I never seen one. Well, now you've seen one.

I never thought I'd be so happy to see your ugly face.

I never told anybody this before but I hate flyin',

I promise, Grace.

I really don't think that the animal cracker qualifies as a cracker.

I say we all stay and die. But that's me.

I shut it down for a reason, you jackass! The relief valve's...

I still haven't got it all figured out.

I still remember the first, middle and last name...

I suffered a major head injury when I was in high school.

I suppose being your father doesn't count, huh?

I swear to God, she never told me her age.

I take it you're not alerting everyone like this.

I tell you, I'd be on that shuttle with you, Harry, if I could.

I think I know who and what she is, okay?

I think one's about to hit near Paris.

I think we're almost there!

I think we're close enough. He might've heard ya.

I thought you had this planned! What're we supposed to do? Be quiet! I must think!

I thought you said I could.

I thought you said you couldn't trust him.

I told you, you took a wrong way, a wrong road.

I told you! Am I lucky, or am I just a genius?

I understand.

I wanna get that Hubble movin', and I want it now.

I wanna jot down all your pearls of wisdom here.

I wanna name her Dottie, after my wife.

I want every strategy we've got on nearEarth object collision.

I want to go shopping.

I want you to check, recheck and then do it all over again.

I want you to take care of A.J.

I want you to tell Chick

I wanted to be one of those guys with a mission patch on my arm.

I wanted to say

I was doin' that guy from that movie, you know,

I was just passin' by on the, uh...

I was playing with titanium depth gauges when I should've been playing with dolls.

I will deal with this in my own way.

I will make 800 feet. I swear to God, I will.

I wish I could be there to walk you down the aisle.

I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12. Big deal.

I would really like an explanation. You just stay right here.

I, um, I lied to you, too,

I, um, want to apologize to you for...

I'd be throwin' your fat pineappleeatin' ass through the window.

I'll be damned if I worked all these years so my little girl can marry a roughneck.

I'll decide what's important. We've got 800 feet to drill.

I'll draw. Let's draw.

I'll look in on you from time to time, okay, honey?

I'll order an evac. You can remote detonate.

I'll run the drill team on Freedom with Chick, Rockhound and Max.

I'll see you in a couple days, honey.

I'll stay and take care of it.

I'll take care of this. Get him out of the tank, Chick.

I'll take him down.

I'll tell you one thing that really drives me nuts...

I'll, uh, try not to disappoint you.

I'm a fool. That was idiotic. I mean, that was stupid.

I'm a third generation driller, doin' it all my life.

I'm afraid I don't know Crazy Willie, sir. I'm dead serious about this.

I'm an idiot. I know what name's on the sign. I'm not.

I'm at a loss for words.

I'm bailing!

I'm Dan Truman, Executive Director here.

I'm emotionally closed off.

I'm flipping the backup generator.

I'm getting us outta here. Get in.

I'm givin' you this at 60 percent. I hope you know what you're doin',

I'm goin' as fast as I can! There's a lot of gas pressure!

I'm gonna flip ya. What's the matter with you?

I'm gonna get you outta there!

I'm gonna give you three seconds to shut this bomb down, and then I'm gonna make you shoot me.

I'm gonna need two more minutes. I got a bent pipe jammed in the hole.

I'm gonna twist ya.

I'm here to give you a taste of that.

I'm in the shuttle, man.

I'm just sayin', Grace is not a little girl any more.

I'm marrying you.

I'm not askin' ya. I'm tellin' ya.

I'm not leavin' without my men, Sharp.

I'm pushin' through her!

I'm ready to fire my thrusters any time.

I'm so proud of you.

I'm so scared.

I'm so scared.

I'm sorry, A.J. I was way off the odds.

I'm sure they'll make good astronauts,

I'm sure you got a team of men sittin' around somewhere right now,

I'm telling ya. I'll get the CIA and the FBI.

I'm telling you to shut this bomb down now!

I'm telling you, please, move! This is how we fix problem...

I'm temporarily insane, Rock. It's all right.

I'm the guy who gets to do it saving the world.

I'm there.

I'm throttling up to another 1,000.

I'm under orders to protect a surface detonation.

I'm with you.

I've been drillin' holes in the earth for 30 years.

I've been ordered to override the system.

I've been seein' A.J. for more than five months, Harry.

I've been sent here by the secretary of defense

I've got the president on Air Force One demanding answers.

I've got to inform the president.

I've lost main thrusters. Get 'em back up!

If I do this, I'm gonna wanna take my own men.

If it's not too much trouble,

If news like this got out,

If they're not back by the time we finish, we leave without 'em.

If we don't do it now we could lose control, and we may never get it back.

If we don't put this bomb down in a hole 800 feet onto a fault line,

If we lose the shuttle com, when do we lose the ability to remote detonate that nuke?

If we've got the shuttle for seven minutes, we can remote detonate for an additional five.

If you detonate that nuke on the surface, we waste a perfectly good bomb,

If you wanna replace a member of the crew, now is the time.

If you'll calm down just a little bit.

If you're trying to make me feel better about this scenario, give it up.

II don't know. The The thrusters not working. I hate this machine!

Imagine a firecracker in the palm of your hand.

In addition to flying one of the X71 teams to that rock,

In five years, you have never apologized to me this quickly.

In order to split this rock on the fault line, we're gonna have to drill to 800 feet.

In Russia I'm a very big man.

In the history of the planet,

In the Russian space station.

Independence and Freedom, this is Kennedy firing room. We're T minus one minute.

Independence has flatlined.

Independence, blow those locks and get outta there now!

Independence, this is launch control. Be advised, we're in a smooth count.

Independence, try to maintain your present heading. You've got a target LZ.

Independence, we have a max cue.

Independence, we have booster ignition.

Initiate system light system check. Make sure we can still get off this rock.

Initiate thrusters on my mark!

Initiating first phase of docking procedure.

Iron ferrite.

Is anyone else alive? Somebody, help me!

Is being called into service.

Is doing this very same thing at this very same moment?

Is it over?

Is people who think Jethro Tull is just a person in the band.

Is there a problem, Colonel?

Is this good or bad?

Is to confirm that and find out exactly what that means.

It could start again. It might've been a warning.

It happened before.

It hit with the force of 10,000 nuclear weapons.

It just came on all by itself. What the hell's happening?

It might be Santa Claus.

It might just be a piece of the shuttle breaking up as it comes in.

It must be a comfort to know that if the space programme goes under,

It takes two people to fly this thing.

It was funny for a minute. It's not funny any more.

It will happen again.

It will take about three hours and 57 minutes to impact Earth.

It would normally take 18 months to psychologically prepare,

It'll create a tidal wave three miles high,

It'll flash boil millions of gallons of seawater and slam into the ocean bedrock.

It's a gas pocket!

It's a matter of urgent national security.

It's a meteor shower. That's what took out the shuttle.

It's a top secret joint venture with the Air Force.

It's all right. Relax. It's about me.