Just My Luck (2006) Edit

A basketball game. His dad's team is playing Philly.

A few bumps and bruises along the way are a small price to pay.

Address book.

Ain't nothin'like a Damon party!

All right, guys. Champagne time! Everybody.

All right, I've gotta go take notes.

All right!

All right? It's back. Now, please, go home.

All right. Bye.

All right. Danny. Everybody. Get over here. Come on.

All right. Guys, guys. Final touches. Dressing room now. Come on.

All right. That's enough.

Also, never call 911. They take forever.

Am not looking forward to going out here and telling this angry crowd...

An escort. I thought you knew.

And at night, with the lights down low...

And don't worry, Ashley. I'll be watching your every move.

And everything I touch turns to crap.

And he is furious. Ain't that right?

And he is our mud king.

And I can't not kiss him.

And I just met him in the elevator.

And I want to thank you for comin' out and supporting the Second Street Shelter.

And I, for one...

And if I can't make it happen for you guys by then, then I get it.

And in nine, eight, seven

And it says she's doing some final touches...

And it still is. Here. I dare you not to win.

And my personal favorite, the fabulous futon.

And never has to stay home because she has nothing to wear.

And now I'm stuck here watching you two play tonsil hockey.

And over there, little alcoves...

And poor Doug misses his mum. Yeah, he does. He cries every night.

And record industry insiders.

And say you'll be wearing something appropriate to your new vice president title.

And she should have turned off the light first because now she's gonna be

And show me some money, I'll show you a good time.

And that's a problem?

And then a stage with Masquerade's latest videos and professional dancers.

And these setbacks could just be opportunities.

And this is wasted time!

And we have a walk through downtown with Peggy in 10 minutes.

And you know I can never say no... to a party.

And you're gonna help me and tell me how to get it back.

And...

Antonio. Peggy.

Anyone want some late lunch?

Anyway, it's just like a term of affection, not a permanent condition.

Apparently, Saturn is in line with Neptune.

Are they pointing at me? They're pointing at me.

Are you free next Thursday?

Are you nuts? Unlucky people need hospitals.

Are you sure you're gonna be okay?

As a matter of fact, maybe I'm not even here right now.

As of right now...

Ash, Ash, look!

Ash? Are you okay, Ash? Hold tight. Hold on. Sweetie?

Ashley, now's not a

Ashley, stop. It's not your fault. It's life. Right?

Ashley, unlucky girls...

Ashley, who was that?

Ashley!

Ashley.

Ashley.

Ashley. [Squeals]

Ashley. Thank you.

At which point the acid rain will commence perhaps even acid hail. [Chuckles]

Ay, ay! Asshole!

Baby, your poo poo's costing me.

Back it up, will ya?

Because I'll have you in my life.

Because personally I think you're underpaid.

Been there? I lived there. I was kind of the mayor of there.

Before Phillips will release the album, he wants to see you play a larger space...

Braden & Company. Can I help you?

Bring it around. Bring it around.

Bring McFly by the office, and we'll have a listen.

But I am.

But I can't even imagine what they're gonna say about me in the Post.

But I'll be fine without it.

But it works.

But it's probably best that we no longer touch.

But not until my shift starts, which is in two hours.

But the dragon lady's blackballed me from every firm in the city.

But this band is exactly what you're looking for.

But wejust think it's time to go home.

But you know what they say: One door closes, and two doors open.

But, you see, l I'm on the list. I'm "plus one."

Butterflies in your tummy sort of kiss?

Bye.

Bye.

Can anything else I mean, to be honest...

Can I give you a ride?

Can I go dance? I wanna go dance. Can I go dance?

Catch you later, Spider Man.

Come on in. Check out this song.

Come on, baby. Let's... dance.

Come on, Pancakes. Don't be scared of the superstitious, mean lady.

Come on.

Come on. Hi. Excuse me. Watch out, buddy.

Come on. I got a surprise for you.

Come on. Let's get her.

Come on. We gotta get going. We gotta get there before they go on. I want to wish them luck.

Congratulations.

Cool.

Cool.

Damn, that's a lot of money. I didn't expect that.

Damon. Damon, I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.

Dana, it looks like I'm running a little early.

Dana, you know those things aren't exactly factual, right?

Danny, let's work on your vocals for "Too Close for Comfort."

Danny, look at me. You can see, right?

Danny, Tom, why don't you kick it off tight and rough it up a bit?

Danny! Whoo!

Date?

David Pennington, plus one.

David Pennington. Owner of the Boston Celtics David Pennington?

David, darling, that awful man from the Times is here.

David, if I'm going to listen to this, I'll need vodka.

Did David Pennington put you up to this?

Did you just put that back in your eye?

Do I need a bubble bath.

Do not patronize me, okay? You and your cards screwed everything up!

Do you know how much Downtown Masquerade Records made last year?

Doesn't sound pretty.

Don't do that.

Don't get asked out by one of Us Weekly's most eligible bachelors.

Don't open the umbrella. Not inside.

Don't stress it. I'll write you a kick ass song.

Down, girl. You're drooling on my doormat. Oh, it's my next door neighbor.

Eh! Hey!

Electrocuted.

Erotic massage.

Ever since this masquerade bash, it's like I'm the anti Midas...

Everything in my life was perfect until you came around.

Everything's gonna be Oh, my God!

Ew! Gross!

Excuse me, sir. Could you make a left up ahead? Union Square's always a mess.

Excuse me.

Finding a cab may take a while in this mess. No umbrella?

Fine. Concentrate. [Grunting]

Fire responds. They're great.

First stop, 66th and Broadway.

Five, 10, 15. I told you I was good at these.

Five, four, three

Food, fun, dancing... and a blind date with my boss.

For some reason, the fates have dealt you a lousy hand.

For this one I think you'll be fine.

Fortune tellers, atmosphere smoke and neon.

From Two Tone Records.

Gather round. Gather round.

Gentlemen, enjoy the show. Cocktails on us.

Girls.

Give me some skin. You know, I'm gonna take this.

Give yourselves a round of applause.

God.

Good evening, Bayonne. Ashley, where did you get that gorgeous dress?

Good idea.

Good idea. [Vomits]

Good morning, Mr. Phillips. I want to introduce you to the hottest band in New York City.

Good morning.

Good.

Good. Andjust remember. The switch outs at three, five and nine.

Good. Walk it around.

Gosh! Maybe just some bacon.

Got you covered, Mr. D. Your car is right this way.

Grammy? Grammy it is. Okay.

Guess not.

Guys, I'm here!

Guys, I'm just trying to get my life the way it was again.

Guys, thank you for letting me stay here. Not only don't I have money...

Guys, we're right on track. Trust me.

Guys, you're on.

Happy?

Harry!

Harry!

Harry.

Harry.

Harry. Harry, are you in here?

Harry. Harry, we're playing "I've Got You."

Have fun, okay? And be careful.

He bit my tongue.

He could have canceled. Isn't that proof enough...

He's He's not here?

He's gonna be okay.

He's not breathing!

He's not here either.

He's totally breathing!

Heights.

Hello, Times Square!

Hello!

Hello! Open up!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? It's called a Tuesday. [Laughs]

Hello? What the hell is that?

Hello.

Hello.

Here they do.

Here we go again. Maggie, you've known me since seventh grade, right?

Here we go. Lift.

Here.

Here. Here.

Hey, guys. I used to be the, uh, backup drummer for, uh, Whitesnake.

Hey, Harry. Double the tempo.

Hey, hey, hey. I don't hug people, but, look, bro.

Hey, hey! Hey, Jake!

Hey, hey. The dancers are supposed to be on the dance floor.

Hey, Jake. There's a clogged toilet in the men's room.

Hey, Jake. You got a delivery.

Hey, Lance. Can you hear me?

Hey, Nick. Nick. How are ya?

Hey, sweetie. You, uh, scamper up that ladder and and fix that light.

Hey, watch it. I can't afford to be injured. I've got a major event to plan.

Hey, you don't mind if the girl pays, do ya?

Hey, you. Are you okay?

Hey.

Hey. [Chuckles] Quarter.

Hey. Do me a favor.

Hey. Guys. Jump in. Come on.

Hey. I have some surprises.

Hey. I'm gonna see you at church. [Laughing]

Hey. Let's kick it off with "I've Got You."

Hey. Whoa. Isn't that my

Hey. Wow. What happened to you?

Hi, Mrs. Pennington.

Hi.

Hi. Dana?

Hi. How are you?

Hi. I'm Ashley.

Hi. I'm Dave.

Hit it! Come on! Oh!

Hit that "G", Tom. We're gonna have a great show tonight, guys.

Hmm.

Hmm. Seems we still have our luck.

Hold still. One, two, three

Hold that thought.

Home theater, satellite TV.

Hope you have your checkbook.

How about you toss the lightning rod and get in?

How do you do it, Ash? How do you do it?

How do you know that?

How's that? You give me one week.

Huh, been there. At least you had a better day than me.

Huh. Find a penny

I already have one.

I am so glad you're here.

I am so proud of you.

I am the master of my universe. Positive energy, positive results.

I broke a mirror. I broke a mirror. I know.

I can't believe you blew off Peggy Braden.

I can't stop sweatin'.

I can't.

I completely understand that. If you could just give me a moment, then I will start.

I definitely hit the jackpot.

I did not know Sarah Jessica Parker lived in your building.

I didn't even think to to look.

I don't believe how hot these guys are.

I don't believe it.

I don't know what she's doing.

I don't know. I mean, the feelings I have generally lead toward kissing.

I feel just horrible about those things I said to you.

I got it. I got it. I got

I have 500 guests and a broken bubble cannon to attend to.

I have a zit! Girls, I have a zit!

I have first aid, extra socks.

I have never been so humiliated.

I have to sort things out. Give me a hug, you.

I hope it goes well.

I just

I just need to get the files, and we can start the presentation

I love the tiny marshmallows.

I love these little marshmallow things.

I mean shoot. We don't have shoot.

I mean, ever since then I've been about the luckiest guy in the world.

I mean, hello? Sex and the City?

I mean, seriously, this is silly.

I need backup! 288 in the park! Hey, you! Stay there!

I need to be there in four minutes, please.

I only live 29 blocks from here.

I pop a shoelace, swallow my gum...

I promise you, if you dig deep...

I said do you like the music?

I should fire you, Jake.

I spent eight minutes with you. Why would I waste that time if I wasn't signing the band?

I think a band that's good will sell itself.

I think it's time to pass it on.

I think we're on the right track. Just tighten it up a little bit.

I think what I'm about to do is completely ridiculous, but it can't hurt, can it?

I thought I told you not to play this song.

I thought this was festival seating.

I thought we had a meeting.

I thought we were taking a jet.

I told you. You just scratch the silver boxes.

I took notes at other meetings, and then I just improvised from there.

I totally understand. If you don't want to use it, it's cool.

I tried to warn you, sweetheart.

I understand the drill keep 'em waiting but the natives are gettin' restless.

I used to be like that once, but then I decided to become filthy rich.

I want you to come back to work for me.

I was just about to ask this lovely lady to dance.

I'll be back after my shift at midnight.

I'll clean that up.

I'll even throw in some hot chocolate with those little tiny marshmallows.

I'll take it. I'll take it.

I'm better than okay, man. I'm alive!

I'm gonna

I'm gonna go try on the dress.

I'm gonna go try on the dress.

I'm gonna visit my parents for a bit.

I'm Jake.

I'm just glad you're okay.

I'm just saying if you are, you might as well give up now.

I'm leaving. Oh, are you all enjoying the show?

I'm like the rest of the rabbit after they cut off its lucky foot.

I'm never free. What do you have in mind?

I'm not really dressed for a job interview right now.

I'm not superstitious, but it's true. I mean, it's bad luck.

I'm okay. Fine.

I'm on the list. It's the jacket!

I'm probably not gonna be able to fill it...

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. It was an accident.

I'm surprised you don't talk about record sales and demographics.

I'm taking the limo, okay? This I gotta show Grams.

I've got everything in this backpack.

If he took it from you with a kiss...

If they're not on the list, they cannot get in. No exceptions.

If you dwell on all the bad things in life...

Impressive. But I, too, had a really great morning.

In that case, I'll be there at 5:30.

Induced by a a deep tissue massage.

Is it me, or did I just get lucky?

Is that Is that Harry?

Is that the sound of them clapping...

Is this about Sarah Jessica Parker's dress?

It is gonna cost you extra.

It looked like it came out of the rear end of an elephant. [Groans]

It was... enough to get him to ask me on another date.

It works. Good job.

It's a great way to showcase our talent and get a tax write off and support a good cause.

It's a lottery. Nobody's good at them.

It's brilliant. Especially the part about the party.

It's gonna be a magical night.

It's hello, fabulous carefree life.

It's him.

It's just a job. You know, a bad job. Crummy pay for crummy hours.

It's no big deal though. We'll take care of it.

It's okay.

It's true. I'm furious.

Jake Hardin, Damon Phillips owes you big. [Chuckles]

Jake, how'd it go?

Jake, this has been going on for weeks.

Jake, we can't find Harry anywhere. He's not upstairs. He's gone.

Jake, we haven't had any lucky breaks over here.

Jake? Guys?

Jake? Jake?

Jake. Jake is the guy I kissed at the masquerade bash.

Just a few little adjustments.

Just as I suspected.

Just so everyone knows...

Katy, I'm home.

Keep up the good work, Z.

L I don't know what to say.

L I, uh

L It was a great night for me too.

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the hottest rock band in New York City!

Leo. Leo.

Let's celebrate. Burgers and fries on me.

Let's just say I know what it's like to be S.O.L.

Let's just say this place is pretty mind blowing.

Like that.

Listen, Jake. I can't see you. Okay? It's for your own good.

Listen. I am so sorry for

Look, did anything unusual happen at that party?

Look, I have to take care of one thing, but I promise I'll be right back.

Look, I'm Let me help you up. Stop hitting me!

Look, Jake, you're good. I mean, you did find us.

Look, kid, I believe in luck.

Look, our SoundScans last week were 470,000.

Look, you tell him because I said so.

Look. I don't do this for just anybody, but...

Look. I know of a job if you're looking for one.

Look. I'm sorry this is happening. I didn't have anything to do with

Look. Where you are right now, I've been there.

Luck changes, Ashley.

Lucky you know C.P.R.

Masquerade bash?

Masquerade Records is throwing an outrageous promo party.

Maybe he needed it more than you.

Maybe I'm not cursed. You know, I'm just looking at things the wrong way.

McFly doesn't play...

McFly on three. On three. Champagne time.

Me too. I love to par tay.

Me?

Meanwhile, you guys work on a follow up, okay? You got two weeks.

Microwave popcorn, satellite TV.

Mind if I throw some of my clothes in with yours?

Miss Braden.

Mm hmm. See, Maggie's room is right here above the kitchen.

Mm. Good luck. Men of Peggy's caliber don't exactly take ads in the Yellow Pages.

Mmm! Mmm!

Mmm.

More than ever.

Morning, Maggie.

Move it! Move it! Out of the way! Out of the way!

Mr. Phillips, without a a drummer?

Mr. Phillips, you okay? You all right?

My old gig was kind of a like a janitor, food delivery person, toilet attendant.

N No buy, no bathroom!

National Poison Control Center. Ask for Lou. He's very good.

Nearly choked to death and the felony charges, no.

Negativity. That's your problem.

Nice. Bye.

No buy, no sit. See?

No problem.

No way!

No, he's not. It's a cardiac reflex thing.

No, it's just, how many times can you hear, "You'll meet a handsome stranger"?

No, no, no. There. She's She's with me.

No, no. It's great.

No, silly. It's his son.

No, thank you.

No, that is just my luck, okay?

No, you can't go back home. We're this close, guys.

No.

No. God, I'm lucky to have met you.

No. I mean I'm literally not allowed to complain. I had to sign something.

No. It's a chance to get hit by a bus. Maggie...

No. L l I really shouldn't.

No. Listen. I swear I'm not crazy, okay? Our luck did get switched.

No. No, it's great.

No. No, that's not a problem. I'm on it. Yeah.

No. Not at all. Wow. Laundry room in your apartment.

No. Stop. You were right to blame it all on me.

No. That was a joke. I'm not gonna eat your scraps.

Not exactly. It says that good luck has always spun your way.

Not good.

Not sexy enough. Home or away?

Not that I mean you're old or anything.

Now go. I have work to do.

Now hear this!

Now you have to fix it.

Now, on top of everything else, Peggy Braden has given you worldwide buying power?

Now.

Of course I'm right. Go get ready.

Of course, you'll need your own office.

Of course.

Of course. What choice do I have?

Off! [Groans]

Off! Off!

Officer, could you take me to the 36th Precinct?

Oh

Oh, am I interrupting something?

Oh, and in case you haven't guessed...

Oh, and just so you know, D.M.R. Is a really nice place to work.

Oh, Ash.

Oh, bollocks!

Oh, by the way, have you seen Harry anywhere?

Oh, come on. Oh.

Oh, cool!

Oh, God.

Oh, great! Now you're encouraging her?

Oh, hey, Jake.

Oh, I'm proud of you.

Oh, I've got a foolproof test.

Oh, look! I just got an I.M. From Miss Braden.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, wow!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. And look, it's Dolce.

Oh, my God. I need to borrow some clothes.

Oh, my God. I'm like a coyote.

Oh, my God. Oh!

Oh, my gosh! Ashley, he's married!

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. I can return it tomorrow.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. What is going on?

Oh, my gosh. Yes. Yes. Thank you.

Oh, my pleasure. You two look made for each other.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't do that.

Oh, no!

Oh, no. I'm just here to observe and mock.

Oh, no. You're not gettin' away with it that easy.

Oh, not the salt.

Oh, perfect!

Oh, perfect. Taking the dog for a walk.

Oh, please, Ashley. From now on, it's Peggy.

Oh, she's the tall blonde one, near the fortune teller.

Oh, so you're a you're a songwriter now? Very funny.

Oh, thank God.

Oh, that's like five greens in a row.

Oh, they should be here soon. If you'd care to

Oh, what are you so chipper about?

Oh, wow. This is definitely going in my diary. [Squeals]

Oh, yeah! I'm rich!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Congratulations on, uh, selling out.

Oh, you are such an angel. Thank you.

Oh, you love me? I'm gonna get you.

Oh, you're the best. Thank you so much. Bye.

Oh, yum. Excuse me.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh, my

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! [Yelps]

Oh! Ow!

Oh! Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Oh! Yes! My luck is back!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. [Sniffs]

Oh. A p party?

Oh. I remember that.

Oh. Oh, shoot.

Oh. That won't be me.

Oh. There she is.

Oh. Yes. Thank you.

Okay, Ashley, calm down, all right?

Okay, David Pennington is a gentleman.

Okay, how are you even gonna know if you kissed the right guy?

Okay, I've figured it out.

Okay, just work your voodoo magic and give me my luck back.

Okay, look, if you think we'll hit it off, then that's good enough for me.

Okay, push, push, push!

Okay, so we're going for a carnival like atmosphere.

Okay, there's positive energy, and then there's just plain dumb luck.

Okay, will you please tell her that I'm not lucky?

Okay? But you deserve my luck.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. [Sighs]

Okay. All right. If you don't think you have the luck gene...

Okay. Great. Fine. Fine. I'm leaving.

Okay. I'll be the redhead who looks like this.

Okay. I'm turning over a new leaf, and my good luck starts now.

Okay. Look. I know you guys are nervous. That's fine. Just

Okay. We'll have pizza. It'll be fun.

Okay. We're We're gonna take it from the second verse.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. We'll talk later. All right, sir. Bye.

On an extra special presentation for you, and she'll be right here.

On his private jet which he flies himself?

One Help me out. One, two, three!

One of these guys' lips are the key to getting my life back, guys.

One time I helped an old lady across the street. Next day, I found a hundred dollar bill.

One week.

Only, everyone will wear masks.

Ooh, gotta split. I'm late for my erotic massage class.

Ooh, ooh! Damn I'm good!

Ooh, yeah.

Ooh! Ooh! And my new song got a really polite rejection letter...

Ooh! We still have one left.

Ooh.

Oops. I did it again. Sorry.

Or something maybe?

Or was it a supernatural, tingling in your toes...

Over here will be the V.I.P. Area.

Over there.

Overhead, sky dancers.

Ow! My eye!

Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Peggy, I've got it covered.

Perfect.

Phillips is superstitious.

Phillips will tell us tonight. In the meantime, we have to focus on fine tuning

Please don't tell me you still believe in that stuff.

Please, please, please, please.

Please. If it's not worth the minute, then I will give you $965.

Pretend it's a Grammy.

Really think I need one?

Right.

Right. No. Of course.

Right. Right. Yeah.

Right. Yeah. I don't really have time for the whole spinning wheel thing.

Sarah Jessica Parker has so many dresses.

Scratch? You just scratch? I could kill you!

See if you can hold a big crowd for an hour, create some preheat. Huh?

See that you do, my dear.

See ya, Ashley. Uh, it's just a It's a girl. Yeah. No.

See ya.

Selling out?

Senor Platinum says lunch is on him.

She deserves it.

She should have gone up without the bulb...

She wants to come in and change her clothes.

She'll get over it. LfJake's bad luck is half as bad as mine was...

She's choking! Breathe, Ashley! Puke Puke it up!

She's cute, huh? She picked out this jacket.

She's the bitch. I'm the nice one.

She's very smart, strong, an independent woman.

Shh. The host.

Shit out of luck That's my thing.

Should only perform music that they've written themselves.

Since when does a washing machine need an L.C.D. Screen?

Sir, excuse me! Good morning, Mr. Phillips!

So do I.

So do I.

So does that mean that he took my luck from me?

So even when I go poo poo, I'm makin' money?

So go on.

So he stole it? That little whack kissing bandit!

So I decided to book our boys at the new Hard Rock Cafe Times Square.

So I hear a rumor that, uh, you have another hit for me.

So I'm gonna make a stop at Balducci's. Muffin?

So I'm gonna send it out to a couple radio stations, see how it plays.

So I'm gonna take care of this. Keep up the energy.

So kiss him. Kiss him!

So now who?

So wait. We're talking 20 professional dancers?

So you see why I can't afford to waste any time.

So you think meeting me was unlucky?

So, Jake tells me you're a loser.

So, other than, uh, you know, getting zapped, how's the job working out?

So, say you'll be by my side...

So, should I call you tonight?

So, uh So you got Phillips the CD?

So, um, Jake, when are we gonna hear this amazing follow up?

So, where is he taking you?

So, which one is she?

So, you think maybe, uh, you'd want to go to coffee later...

So, you think you can adjust to life without luck?

So?

Some guys have this weird hang up.

Somebody ordered Balducci's.

Sorry.

Sorry. I was just checking something.

Sorry. Peggy. So, are you ready to be impressed?

Sorry. Sorry. It's okay.

Sounds good. Positivity. That's what I like.

Sounds great, Tim.

Speaking of doors, uh, the Phillips meeting When is it?

Stay out of trouble.

Stop! Please stop! Stop!

Sure. Hmm?

Sweetheart, we got a grade four mold infestation.

Ta da! Last one in stock, and just my size. Lucky, huh?

Tag. You're it.

Taxi! We have to pick up the presentation boards. We're never gonna make it.

Tell Aunt Martha I'm gonna send Bernie with the car to pick you up. Don't forget your homework.

Test? Cool. What kind of test?

Thank you so much. Feel better.

Thank you so much. I owe you big time.

Thank you! Wait. You guys. You guys. Backstage is this way.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Oh!

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. [Sighs]

Thanks. And Dana's is a Jennifer Convertible.

Thanks. Thank you!

That That's what I'm trying to tell you. This is the biggest party.

That looks good. Are you done with that?

That means the wheel may be spinning back.

That still doesn't answer my question. What's the scam?

That the band decided not to play.

That this whole bad luck thing is totally bogus?

That was so last season. Is she really gonna miss it?

That way, she won't be all over us, watching our every move.

That'd be great! I'm free all weekend.

That's a lot of money! It's not enough.

That's cool. I'm a loser too.

That's gonna be you.

That's great. What's the matter with that?

That's it.

That's right! You win!

That's what Madame Z just said.

That's why we de Yes, we deserve to be at the front of the store.

The band isn't gonna do Maggie's song.

The big This is the biggest party. Yes, we're throwin'

The bo Sorry.

The force is strong this morning, boy.

The monitors hot for Danny and Tom, right?

Then brought down the old one, because now she's gonna be juggling

Then it stands to reason

Then let me blame you for bringing this sweet, wonderful, iron tushed man into my life.

Then we don't have much time.

Then you wouldn't mind taking a little test.

Then you're gonna go outside and wait for the bus...

There are even gonna be a couple of "A" and "R" guys here tonight.

There something you want to tell me, Jake?

There we go.

There you go. There you go. Well, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. All right.

There's gonna be an announcement that due to some freak accident all trains have been canceled.

There's gotta be a way I can repay you.

There's gotta be something I can do for you.

Therefore, you know how much each and every minute of my time is worth.

They have a fresh take on retro, like early Beatles meets Blink 182.

They should be here at any second. I promise.

They're nice to me there.

They're playing my song!

This backpack has seen me through just about everything.

This card, the Wheel of Fortune, it is upside down.

This is all probably a a dream that I'm having...

This is definitely a, uh, choking hazard.

This takes us to the jet.

Tiffany, call accounting and cut them an advance check and put them up in a penthouse.

Track See, that's not good.

Twenty five bucks? No freakin'way. I'm rich!

Two

Two minutes, you guys. Good luck.

Two minutes? L I need some ice. I need some ice.

Uh [Clears Throat] Meet my mother, the artist.

Uh I think I can help you out.

Uh oh. Be careful.

Uh W Wait. What's that?

Uh, and I'm looking forward to plunging it, Mac...

Uh, at least take my umbrella.

Uh, big art opening tonight at Station "A" Gallery.

Uh, I better take this.

Uh, I'm really sorry, Miss Braden. I just

Uh, kitchen's right here. Go whichever way you think you should go.

Uh, mm, is this the Masquerade bash?

Uh, Mr. Phillips? Excuse me?

Uh, not ex not exactly.

Uh, okay, well, thanks thanks for the opportunity.

Uh, there's a there's an off button on the L.C.D. Screen.

Uh, yeah, it's pre it's pretty mind you know, in broad daylight.

Um, I have to go now.

Um, I honestly don't know.

Um, okay, here goes.

Um, okay. What What if I pick you up, take you to the new place?

Um, okay. You know what? I don't want to put you out or anything...

Um, so I'll see you later?

Um, yeah, about that Oh, geez.

Um, yeah. Some other time maybe. I have other plans.

Unless you get your boys out there now!

Unlucky girls sit and watch their more fortunate friends get asked out...

Up to Room 5. Hope these clothes fit.

Very unlucky.

Wait a minute. Was it really perfect?

Wait a second. You said that I could lose it to someone else, right?

Wait? This is a big insult. D. Doesn't wait for anybody.

Wait. I obey the law. I like the law.

Wait. Is it gonna sting? 'Cause I kind of like wearing it.