Draft Day (2014) Edit

A big, humongous pick for the Cleveland Browns.

A day where lives are changed,

A guy like that sleeps with, per week, on average?

A kid mailed the $100 bill back to them.

A little more intrigue this year than I can remember in a long time.

A lot of people said that Elway was too strong,

A number one pick this year?

A return man to help out on special teams, and, Rich, just like we wanted,

About this! About this thing! What's wrong with Callahan?

About what?

About what?

After a trade with the Cleveland Browns,

After all that rehab, you're just gonna quit? You're just gonna walk away?

After an earlier trade with the Seattle Seahawks today,

Ali, this is my ex wife, Angie.

Ali, you here?

Ali!

Ali?

All due respect, Sonny, that is a bonehead move.

All I get back are future draft picks for the guy that Molina brings in to replace me.

All right, c'mon.

All right, roll it down to the first time Vontae sacks Bo.

All right? Figure out if it's somethin' we can live with.

All right.

All right. Get me the numbers on all their guys.

All right. Here we go.

All right. Look. It's...

All right. Shit. Deal.

All right. Then tell him I'm not taking any media calls right now.

All right. What did Bo Callahan do?

All right. You have a deal.

All we have to do is walk out on the 50 yard line with you...

Already fascinating twists and turns

Although I gotta give him credit. Barrin' those two plays, he was brilliant.

Am I on the big phone?

An absolute stunner here at Radio City Music Hall.

And all I ever wanted to do was just get him a ring.

And be it your God given right or not, Vontae, GM's hate that shit, all right?

And by the way, I'd like to offer my condolences for your father.

And can everybody hear me?

And come away with this.

And definitely, most absolutely goddamn importantly,

And did I mention that Bo loves playin' in the cold weather?

And don't we ever?

And everybody wonders what you're up to next year.

And everything there is to know about him

And for you, the fans.

And general manages us right to a losing season.

And God help me, the one thing I do understand, Sonny, is football.

And he told me to have intercourse with my mother.

And he used to bite his fingernails, but then wait for it, now he doesn't anymore.

And he wants you to read this while we're scattering.

And he went down because he's weak in the knees.

And he's slidin' down towards number seven...

And hot babes roller skating all over.

And I don't know what your problem is with Maurice.

And I express my opinions on the matter.

And I go back to 1983 and I start thinkin' about Dan Marino.

And I seriously doubt that we have looked at him the way we might have.

And I still need a runnin' back.

And I think you were a bad babysitter.

And I want David goddamn Putney just because I feel like it.

And I want David Putney.

And I will literally be in his face in an hour and he will talk to me then.

And I wish I was one of those kind of guys

And I'd like to do it as soon as possible.

And I'll give you our second round pick this year and our second rounder next year.

And I'm not 100% sure about that.

And if I give it to you, you get to save Seahawk football in Seattle.

And if so, let's make a deal.

And if they don't do that in that time,

And if you can't do it, then I have to do it, and...

And in the middle of everything that's going on, I didn't get it right, all right?

And it happened again in 2011 with the Baltimore Ravens.

And maybe that's not even a strong enough word.

And our friend Tom Michaels grabs him at seven. Shit!

And people pay for that.

And potentially steal away the player the Browns wanted.

And pretty much everyone agreed that Peyton didn't have the arm strength,

And realized that my boys had done nothin' wrong,

And shit show Johnny over here doesn't have a goddamn clue where they are!

And somehow, he turned it into not one, not two,

And suddenly, every tape of everyone is AWOL

And that's the only hope we have.

And the clock is always ticking.

And the pick is finally in.

And the year after that.

And then Bo walks into a bear hug.

And then get back to work.

And then he said he was gonna go down to the locker room.

And then proceeded to run it into the ground.

And then sit around trying to teach some rookie, I don't know, everything, you know?

And then the new expansion franchise having to come back in.

And then to have the balls to stand and stick up for the lie.

And then, boom!

And there are all kinds of rumors goin' on right now,

And they ask 'em if they'd read the whole playbook,

And they've all made a mental note that Vontae Mack,

And this kid's number two on my board.

And unbelievably, somehow spots the actor John Candy in the stands.

And we both know it's cold in Cleveland.

And we haven't spent more than $125 million on players by the time the season starts,

And what do you know that every scout and coach on Earth does not?

And what's even more impressive is his arm.

And when he looks down, guess what he sees?

And when I look at that incident, I kind of say, "Look.

And yes, my father died last week.

And you and your guys can regroup, figure yourselves out and relax.

And you get the quarterback messiah you've always wanted for $7 million less.

And you guys know me. I'm all about values.

And you're gonna be a great player in the NFL

And your third rounder the year after that.

And, no, I will not speak to Sonny for you.

And, no, we are not on the clock. Denver's on the clock.

And?

Anthony Molina. Not giving me anything.

Anthony, how do you already know about this?

Anthony, I need five minutes, all right? Five minutes, and then you can fire me.

Anthony, you already have a son.

Anthony? Anthony?

Any inane thought that passes through his head.

Any news?

Any of his teammates.

Anybody within shouting distance would've gotten completely soaked.

Anything at all?

Anything else?

Anything, Mr. Weaver. Fire away.

Anyway, he got really mad and started throwing stuff around,

Are about to become players in the National Football League.

Are they gonna take Callahan?

Are we on the clock?

Are you as jacked as everyone else around here about gettin' the first pick?

Are you finished?

Are you gonna say anything to me?

Are you kiddin' me with this?

Are you talking about Brian Drew?

Arizona is picking right now.

Arizona went corner.

Arizona.

As the Seattle Seahawks and the Cleveland Browns

As we all know, Sonny's dad, former Browns coach Sonny Weaver Sr.,

As you can infer from Coach Penn's reaction, I just put all our asses on the line

Ask me who wasn't there.

Ask.

Assault and battery, landed a kid in the hospital.

At the end of the day, all that matters is what you think.

Back at seven, where we started.

Because I believed in you.

Because I know, in my heart and my gut, that if I make this trade with Buffalo,

Because I was at the will reading. Unlike you.

Because if you're not sold on Callahan,

Because Molina thinks you coached the Cowboys.

Because the Browns are ready to roll. We just need the right man at the wheel.

Because they didn't wanna jam up a bunch of good kids for doin' nothin'?

Because this city deserves a championship and I'm the guy that can deliver it.

Because Vontae Mack just tweeted it.

Because we didn't pick Bo Callahan?

Because you burned up any currency this team had this morning.

Because you're an unoriginal bastard, Ralph.

Because, at the end of the day, no one's the wiser, Tom.

Been tellin' me about those secret workouts they've been doin' together all winter.

Before I can feel good about what we just risked.

Better than anybody in the great states of Washington or Wisconsin.

Bo Callahan hasn't got any friends.

Bo Callahan, Wisconsin Badger, overall number one to Seattle.

Bo Callahan.

Bo Callahan's gonna be the son I never had.

Bo Callahan's our future.

Bo Callahan's some of my finest work.

Bo Ridley Callahan.

Bo, did your teammates come to your birthday party?

Bo! We want Bo!

Bonehead move.

Boo friggin' hoo.

Both of you? Really?

Brian Drew just trashed your office.

Brian Drew, back at quarterback, where he belongs.

Brian Drew?

Bullshit!

But ask me what your boy Bo Callahan did.

But Callahan looks like...

But during his final year at Wisconsin,

But every GM in the league has now read your tweet, or whatever they call them,

But guess what? He was a model citizen up until then.

But I dragged my pretty wife to this town

But I hate rookie quarterbacks. They're stupid and they're scared.

But I wanted to be here in Virginia with my grams.

But I will.

But if you're thinkin' of pickin' him...

But instead I trade up with you just so I could get him at one.

But it might be worth it if someone's willing to give us their weight in gold to get him.

But it was my mother who asked me to do it.

But my dad wasn't even looking at you until I told him to.

But somehow, none of it seemed to matter.

But stay positive. You never know with these things.

But that didn't seem to matter either, did it?

But that didn't seem to matter, did it?

But that's the thing I still don't know.

But the cops came and they took everybody's name regardless.

But the dudes we ran into,

But the great ones,

But they said the same thing about Ryan Leaf

But this kid might be even better.

But three potentially impactful players for his team next year. One pick!

But what about the other 31 teams? What are they gonna do?

But Wisconsin runs most of their passing plays out of an empty backfield.

But you don't?

But you need my pick to do it. So make me an offer.

But you...

But you'll play where you play. That's the way it works.

But you're not makin' it easy.

But, look, I have other needs.

But, Sonny, really, how many chicks do you think

But...

But...

Bye, Ali.

C'mon, Brian. Don't listen to Coach. Don't leave.

C'mon, Earl. I know what the papers say.

C'mon, you guys. You're lookin' pathetic.

Call it in. Call it in.

Can I be frank with you?

Can I get you gentlemen some coffee?

Can I have a moment of goddamn silence while I do my job here, okay?

Can we talk football?

Can you believe that? I mean, this thing had my entire life on it, and...

Can you imagine, scoring three first round picks and Bo Callahan?

Can you please do somethin' tonight to turn this thing around?

Car's gonna be picking you up in 10 minutes, and we're flying you to Cleveland.

Certainly appears that way.

Chill out? They changed the punch code!

Chris Crawford is on line three.

Coach Penn has a Super Bowl ring.

Coach Weaver, rest his soul. Tone, he was football in...

Come on, Anthony, you said you would stay out of this.

Come on, I already made the trade. I'm living with that, Tom.

Come on, just between two guys, forget the cameras,

Come on, Tom, say it with me, you pancake eating motherfucker.

Come on.

Come on.

Comes from the Latin word that means "to have idiotic hope at all time,"

Confirm the trade.

Congratulations, Vontae. You're a Cleveland Brown.

Correction. Your next three first round picks.

Crawford!

Damn it, Sonny, I'm about to be on the clock here. Please.

Damn. He shook off two blockers like they were rag dolls.

Dave, come here.

Deal.

Decided not to take down any of the players' names

Defense doesn't make a splash.

Delete your profile. Get off the web. Do not do this to yourself.

Dick Moore.

Did it cross your mind, did you think it might be maybe important

Did you find it?

Did you have a fire? Or...

Did you hear about Brian Drew?

Did you hear me, Rick?

Did you hurt your hands?

Did you just trash my office?

Did you trash my office?

Do I take Callahan?

Do it like you did it at home.

Do me a favor. Let's put up the Wisconsin Ohio State footage.

Do not bother me with your shit right now, Brian.

Do what?

Do you think Ali heard me?

Do you want the entire city of Seattle calling for our heads

Do yourself a favor. Worry about Brian. Don't worry about Bo.

Does that look like me?

Does this sound like a team that you wanna coach?

Don't even think about it.

Don't ever speak to an intern like that again.

Don't forget the draft picks, Sonny. You do remember what those are, right?

Don't overthink this like your dad would have.

Don't patronize me. You know I know what you're saying.

Don't Twitter.

Don't watch me. Watch him.

Don't yell at him. Thank you, Rick.

Double X, jet, ice cream, 36, counter naked waggle at 16 9 Tennessee Free.

Dreamin' of a magical wonderland called Cleveland

Dude, that's, like, your fifth piece of pizza.

Dynasties are born,

Easily, Sonny.

Enjoy today, Ray.

Enjoy your pancakes, Tom.

Even though Bo was still available.

Ever since you traded away Callahan, the barbarians are at the gate.

Every poor Sooner bastard on the field is soilin' his Pampers tryin' to get to him.

Everybody and their mother, hell, their grandmothers,

Everybody cozy?

Everybody has something. Even the great ones. Right?

Everybody's dropped back deep.

Everybody's freaking out, Sonny.

Everybody's panickin' 'cause Callahan's still there.

Everyone loves him.

Everyone says that, Bo.

Everyone thinks there's something wrong with the kid, but you don't, all right?

Everything's fine.

Exactly.

Excellent. That's good. Good to see you.

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Fair enough?

Fates are decided,

Fifteen?

Final offer.

Fine.

Fire! Ali! Fire!

First of all,

First round pick next year.

First year, it's my dad's team.

Fleece him.

Folks, I believe the word "Clevelander"

Football was invented 20 miles down the road in Canton, Ohio.

For a kid I think we all agree is pretty good.

For Christ sakes!

For the love of Jesus, just stop.

For the record, I didn't do anything.

For what?

For your 21 st birthday party,

For?

Forget about Vontae Mack for a second. They could have had Bo Callahan.

Four bills! I know!

Four hundred!

Four. I want your next four number twos.

Friend to friend, what else do I need to know?

From the University of Wisconsin, 2014 Heisman Trophy winner,

Fullback.

Game tape is in the archives. Chill out.

General Manager Sonny Weaver Jr. Took one pick in the first round,

Get us some coffee, will you, sweetie?

Give me an hour.

Give me six

Give me six.

Go back in the war room. Your tapes will be here shortly.

Go to the next play.

God damn it, I love this job!

God damn it, Ralph. Just tell me.

God, he took pride in the weirdest things.

Good answer.

Good luck tonight.

Good luck with the Draft today.

Good luck.

Good morning, Mr. Sonny Weaver Jr.

Good night, Barb.

Good, good. Well, try and enjoy this part if you can.

Good, Jeff. You did good.

Good, that's great, Bo. Thrilled to hear that.

Good.

Good.

Good. Because tomorrow I got a feeling it could be you if you don't make this deal.

Good. Let's make a deal.

Got a new Callahan story for you.

Got a question for you, Bo.

Got himself fired. Lucky for us.

Great game.

Great! You're welcome.

Great.

Great.

Great. Tell Schefter to stick his rumor up his...

Guess how much he squatted?

Guy barely made it through half the season before gettin' injured last year.

Have engaged in a historic trade just hours before this moment.

Haven't I been telling everybody that that's what we need, a running back?

Haven't I proved that already?

Having the team go and move to Baltimore, go there and win,

He absolutely bull rushed that right tackle. Bo didn't even have a chance.

He benched 250, 25 times.

He call you, or you call him?

He calls me up to congratulate us on the Callahan thing

He came in here yesterday, did a little workout.

He could transform our defense. Even as a rookie.

He did? That's great.

He didn't know about the $100 bill, Sonny. He lied.

He doesn't speak French real good. He got a C minus.

He gave the ball to a fan.

He gets swallowed up by this huge, ugly nose tackle.

He got flustered. Didn't wait for the play to develop.

He had a big dinner for his 21 st birthday at some restaurant.

He had a walk on role in Damn Yankees.

He is.

He is. I mean, that's the word, right? He's won everywhere he's been.

He lied again.

He loves the Dawg Pound.

He points at him and asks the guys in the huddle, "Hey, isn't that John Candy?"

He said it was urgent.

He said something like,

He said that he'd read it, and then he didn't say anything.

He said when they found out they had the number five pick, first thing they did

He sprinkled it with fairy dust, wished upon a star,

He teleported six feet to the left and he's off to the races.

He threw four TDs, including the last one to win it.

He took a chance and went with his gut and took his guys.

He took over for a team that won the Super Bowl

He turned nothin' into a big time somethin'.

He tweeted it?

He used to coach the Cowboys, you know?

He wants to talk to him right now.

He was on the honor roll from junior high through college.

He was one of the least sacked QBs in Division I last year.

He was showing off. You can't do that in college.

He was your father, Sonny.

He'll be helping you today because Rhona got mono.

He's a beast.

He's a legend in Cleveland, he died last week.

He's a winner.

He's an only child.

He's doing great. He's excited.

He's dropping.

He's even better.

He's got potential, no?

He's looking to take it to the house.

He's made some money.

He's not supposed to be squattin'.

He's right here. Hold on.

He's the real deal, Sonny.

He's the surefire slam dunk number one pick.

He's throwin' the ball a good 15 yards farther down the field.

He's waiting in his office.

Hell, we live in a different world than we did a couple of hours ago.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Sonny?

Hello.

Her.

Here we go, Brownies, here we go!

Here, let me show you the way. Let's go around here.

Here's the Commissioner ready to make history in Cleveland.

Here's the Commissioner.

Here's the man you wanna speak to.

Hey, Ali. How're you doin'?

Hey, Anthony, you did a hell of a job with the Draft.

Hey, Anthony. How are you doing?

Hey, Bo. How you doin'?

Hey, boss. Boss.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, Coach. Sonny Weaver.

Hey, guys, he's here.

Hey, guys. It's gettin' late.

Hey, Max.

Hey, Mom.

Hey, Pete. What's up?

Hey, Sonny.

Hey, Sonny. Hope you're holdin' up.

Hey, Sonny. It's Pete Begler with the Chiefs.

Hey, this is Marx.

Hey, Tom. You're up early.

Hey, Zotti.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, Coach.

Hi, Mom.

Hi. I'm sorry to interrupt. I can come back.

His agent sent over a tape of Drew working out during the off season.

His Combine scores were off the charts.

His guys instantly relax, they march...

His mom's a homemaker, his father's a medical malpractice lawyer.

His name is Brian Drew. He can run my offense like a pro.

History in the making here today at the NFL Draft.

Hold on.

Hold on. Looks like Cleveland's making another trade.

Holy shit, man. What do you know? What do you know?

Honestly...

How 'bout I give you number two picks?

How 'bout you?

How about some fresh air?

How are you, Mr. Weaver?

How come you never told me that before?

How does a girl like you get in this game anyway?

How does the entire world already know about this, Mom?

How important is winning to you?

How important is winning to you?

How is it that the ultimate prize in the most macho sport ever invented

How the hell would you know what he wanted?

How we doin' on Callahan?

How would you like to play for your Pop's old team?

How? Why?

How're you doin'?

How's my favorite super agent?

However prodigiously talented, is a guy who likes to talk, all right?

Huge splash.

I ain't stupid.

I already sent the ticket.

I also remember that he beat you.

I am a crazy man. So, come on, take advantage of it.

I am excited to hear your voice.

I asked you to make a splash and you did.

I can coach this team.

I can tell you what I just told you, he's some of my finest work.

I can't coach a team that doesn't have a future, Sonny.

I can't take all the credit.

I can't take no late teens paycheck.

I can't tell you that, Jeff.

I checked all the Seahawk fan blogs and chat rooms.

I chose to coach this team.

I could have gotten Vontae at seven,

I could use your help.

I dedicated my life to this sport, just like you.

I did coach the Cowboys.

I didn't believe it until I saw what he benched.

I didn't get all gooey.

I didn't hate my father.

I didn't jump up and want to know what color to paint the bedroom,

I didn't say that.

I do not like tumblin'. Especially if I'm tumbling 13 picks. Feel me?

I do not need this today. I really don't.

I do.

I don't care about that.

I don't even wanna hear about Bo Callahan.

I don't know how to pack a lunch. I've never changed a diaper.

I don't know where Ali is.

I don't know why you care what I do. I can do whatever I want. Right?

I don't know, Sonny. What do you think's more plausible?

I don't know.

I don't know. Gut feeling.

I don't know. Haven't made up my mind yet.

I don't know. I don't know, Sonny.

I don't know. Who would do that?

I don't like what's happening between us.

I don't need him to block. I need him to run. Which he does, like a bat outta hell.

I don't really get jacked, I just manage the cap.

I don't really remember a single thing from that night, sir.

I don't remember mine either.

I don't wanna have to do that, Sonny.

I don't want to be a secret.

I don't.

I drafted you.

I eat when I'm nervous. Don't make me feel bad about it.

I find it odd that nobody on the team was at their teammate's 21 st birthday party.

I gave it to my mom and I fired him.

I get excited.

I get it. I get it. But look, nobody's perfect.

I get that.

I got 52 Tarzans in that locker room. I could use a Jane.

I got a gaggle of nephews who need to get fed now.

I got an offer for number one.

I got you Bo Callahan's scouting reports.

I gotta go, Mom.

I had a jersey made up for the young man.

I had my choice of teams to coach, Sonny, and I chose this team, okay?

I had to fight my way in.

I have Adam Schefter from ESPN on the line. He heard a rumor.

I have the golden ticket now, Tom,

I have the golden ticket, Sonny.

I hear a quarterback is a good thing to have.

I heard you. Yeah.

I heard.

I hope that you would love having it, because you sure gave up a ton to get it.

I just got off the phone with Max Stone.

I just lost my head.

I just made a trade with Jacksonville. I'm on the clock. It's me.

I just made a trade with the Seahawks.

I just wanna be a Brown. Like you, Pop.

I just wanna do it exactly as he asked for it.

I just want the team that I want. One time.

I know he got sacked 12 times last year.

I know that, Sonny.

I know the system that Penn wants to run and I know I can make it work.

I know what it sounds like...

I know what Penn wants.

I know what's goin' on here.

I know who takin' who and I can't afford to fall that far.

I know who they are, Max.

I know you can.

I know.

I know.

I know. Denver hasn't picked yet, but they will any second, all right?

I like her. Little Miss Salary Cap. She's a sweetheart.

I like Vontae Mack. He's special. He's different.

I love being here, I love feeling the energy, and I love having the number one pick.

I made you a fair offer and you told me to enjoy my pancakes.

I may have been in San Francisco,

I mean, he just lost his old man...

I mean, look, he has a whole website dedicated to all the chicks he's smashed.

I mean, Tone, listen,

I mean, we're not seriously considering anybody else, right?

I might feel just a little conflicted about the news I'm suddenly gonna be a dad.

I need a punt returner.

I need Keith and Jeremy for salary cap troubleshooting, so...

I need to go to my place before work.

I need two seconds with you in a place that isn't out there.

I need you to come inside, now.

I need you to know that I raised Ray right.

I need you to make a splash, Sonny. We need to sell tickets.

I owe you?

I really like this quarter outta Oklahoma.

I really thought I could get Sonny Weaver to bite.

I shouldn't be penalized for that.

I still extended your contract, and I think I even gave you a raise,

I suppose they do, sir.

I think Callahan might be the best prospect in the Draft.

I think he's a bust.

I think so, too.

I think they're gonna go with that big kid outta Oregon. Dearborne. Left tackle.

I think your dad would have been very happy to coach a team like this.

I thought we had a QB.

I threw it against the wall.

I told you. We like Vontae better.

I understand the situation.

I want all three years of this team's future back.

I want my number ones back. All of 'em.

I want my picks back

I want your first pick this year, your first rounder next year,

I was wondering if Brian Drew's available.

I watch the mock drafts!

I will do it myself.

I will, sir.

I would never do that.

I'd consider the right one.

I'd give you ones, but I already dealt 'em.

I'd love to talk with him, Chris.

I'd never tell you how to do your job.

I'd take a lightning quick middle linebacker who can murder the gaps in a 3 4.

I'll get my stuff.

I'll give you your picks! We have a deal!

I'll have him explain it to you.

I'll take you inside.

I'm a Cleveland Brown!

I'm a Cleveland girl, and I am football.

I'm about to board my plane. I'm headin' for New York.

I'm action oriented. I'm passionate.

I'm asking, did your teammates at Wisconsin come to that party or not?

I'm coming. God!

I'm disappointed in you, Mr. Weaver.

I'm doin' fine. How are you, son? Excited?

I'm goin' to the can, to throw up.

I'm gonna be a Brown.

I'm gonna do what's best for the team.

I'm gonna hand it to him myself personally when his name is announced.

I'm gonna pick Bo, Tom. Unless you want him more.

I'm in great shape. I feel 10 years younger.

I'm intrigued.

I'm just nervous, man.

I'm just spit balling here, Jeff.

I'm livin' the dream, Sonny Weave.

I'm makin' mistakes.

I'm not gonna sell the farm for one guy.

I'm not in a gang.

I'm not panicking.

I'm not the Mom of the Year type either.

I'm really nervous about trading away the top pick.

I'm right here.

I'm sorry, Sonny. Is this a bad time?

I'm sorry, that deal's now off the table.

I'm sorry. Is that supposed to be a secret?

I'm taking 'em tumblin'.

I'm talking about...

I'm talking fourth and, like, miles. Fourth down and 26 yards to go, okay?

I'm talking shifts, plays, protections, snap counts, alerts, check with me's,

I'm tellin' you, man, I swear to you,

I'm telling you guys, Ray's dad was a special player for the Browns,

I'm trying very hard to not completely lose my shit on all three of you right now,

I'm with Mel.

I'm workin' here!

I've been here two years, Ali.

I've been in this league for eight seasons. I've been to the playoffs.

I've been steppin' on my dick all day.

I've never gotten a chance to see what a team I put together can do out there.

If Callahan can't play football, nobody can.

If he thinks Callahan's a bust, who am I to argue with that?

If I didn't handle, if I didn't have the right words that you needed to hear, then I'm...

If I do my job

If I give it to you, you get to save football in Cleveland.

If I trade you, I trade you. And if I don't, I don't.

If I was you,

If I'm Brian Drew, current quarterback of the Cleveland Browns, I better play good.

If we pick him, and find out tomorrow

If you don't manage to sabotage yourself between now and the end of this day.

If, by the end of the night, you still wanna quit, then quit.

In the span of one day, you have managed to burn through

Instead, it's a toss out to my man Ray Jennings.

Is a piece of jewelry?

Is everybody still there?

Is everything okay?

Is he healthy?

Is that it?

Is this gonna screw us up with the salary cap?

Isn't there an art exhibition in New York that you have to be at or something?

It doesn't matter. I want all my picks back.

It means it could be a long night.

It sounds like you're trying to take advantage of me.

It still hurts. 26th.

It was a few hundred people. Standard operating procedure.

It was a great game.

It was Brian Drew.

It was me.

It was my mother.

It was my mother.

It's a Gaelic blessing.

It's a gift, Sonny.

It's a pretty big thing we're talkin' about here.

It's a rich town full of fancy people and she likes that kind of thing.

It's a situation we saw play out in 2003 with the Minnesota Vikings

It's about another $1.5 million we weren't anticipating for this year.

It's currently being brandished by some walkie talkied individual

It's exactly 50 feet from the end of the slide right into the pool.

It's fourth and forever.

It's funny, Vontae. You're just not feelin' it right now.

It's Jeff Carson, Tom, and he doesn't have the pick.

It's killing me.

It's my call.

It's none of my business who you draft today, all right?

It's one of the things I love about you.

It's Sonny.

It's still Callahan. Let's inform Buffalo that it's a no.

It's such a crazy day. Who remembers?

It's the best thing for my franchise.

It's the Browns.

It's what he wanted.

It's your number one fan, Vontae Mack.

Jack said he is the only guy to tell the lie

Jacksonville's on the clock and I'm one more crazy shit show from insanity.

Jeez...

Jeff Carson.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ. You were right about me, Tom.

Jesus, I used to think I was good at this.

Jesus, Mary and Whatnot. Do I owe you a thank you, Weaver?

Jesus, the clock.

Jesus, what if he drops to seventh? Seahawks have seventh.

Jesus, you're hilarious.

Jesus...

Joe Montana's in the huddle. Right?

Joe.

Jordan, come here.

Just boom boom!

Just deal with the call and handle lunch orders.

Just football, for 30 seconds?

Just give him a minute. He knows what he's doing.

Just let me do my job here. Just let me do this. Don't quit now.

Just see what I do from here.

Just stop right here.

Just talked to Jack Tate in Washington.

Just to be clear here, you're threatening to fire me, right?

Just watch.

Keep your legs up now.

Kept his nose clean, he worked out and...

Kids waited an hour to take it.

Know what I'm sayin'?

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the red carpet,

Last year, Drew goes down before I can see what we had.

Law school.

Lawyer.

Let him have this conversation. That's what he's there for.

Let me explain to you.

Let me finish.

Let me get into it.

Let me get this straight.

Let me tell you something, Vontae, and I don't have a lot of time,

Let's go for it, boy. C'mon!

Let's not be a secret.

Let's see that.

Let's talk about the Draft.

Like hell we are.

Listen, I'm gonna ask you something and I want you to be absolutely honest with me.

Listen, Sonny.

Locals find out who the dinner's for, and they start filin' in.

Look forward to meetin' you, sir.

Look, don't get me wrong. I'm the one who fired him.

Look, everyone else has a reason to pass on Bo Callahan. You don't.

Look, I don't know what else to tell you.

Look, I know I've disappointed you.

Look, I lost my head, okay?

Look, I'm...

Look, Jeff, every year someone comes out of this looking like a donkey.

Look, Mr. Weaver, this isn't somethin' I'm really very proud of, sir, but...

Look, Sonny, you don't need to do this.

Look, there's gonna be a lot of ups and downs before this is all over.

Look, we gotta go.

Look, we'll get you a new one, all right? We'll get you a better one.

Look, you just gotta let me do my job. I mean...

Look.

Look.

Look. Don't quit, all right?

Look. I love Bo.

Look. You've been a soldier today, all right? You don't deserve this.

Looking downfield, staying calm.

Looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane.

Looks like you got yourself Bo Callahan to quarterback the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Lord God, let that infant John Carson screw this up.

Make me a deal, Tom, at six, and you get your boy wonder.

Make no mistake about it.

Make the deal.

Man, that is sick!

Man, this kid is strong. That's impressive.

Manager called the cops when somebody broke in his office and stole some money.

Maurice Castillo, Antonio Taylor,

Max is an old friend of mine.

Maybe an extra $5.5 million in signing bonus.

Maybe more than you. I wasn't born into this game.

Maybe so, but we're back on Callahan.

Maybe that's the problem.

Maybe to a fault, with the hope. But that's really all we have.

Meaning all of our jobs?

Men are supposed to step up.

Michaels. Tom Michaels.

Mind if I sit down?

Mom, that's not her job.

Mom?

Montana throws a little slant to Taylor.

Moving from seven to one?

Mr. Commissioner?

Mr. Molina. How are you?

Mr. Molina. Mr. Molina. Look at me. Look at me.

Mr. Weaver.

My coaches love him.

My dad's doctors told him that the stress of coaching was gonna kill him, so...

My favorite thing about rookie QBs.

My pleasure, boss.

Nah, Jeff, I'm not gonna do that. Stay with me on planet Earth here, all right?

Nah. No, I can't do it. I'd look like an idiot, like I panicked.

Naming a simple practice field in his honor.

Naw, man.

Neither.

Nice.

Niners down by three, 3:20 left in the game.

No doubt about it.

No offense.

No one can stop a ticking clock.

No one said that about Tom Brady when he went 199th.

No other team could either.

No time for that. I'm on the clock.

No, I don't think so. No.

No, I want my picks back. All of them.

No, I'd just like your take on it.

No, I'm gonna see Spider Man, Turn Off the Dark.

No, I'm not!

No, no, they put a little special twist on it.

No, not what I'm lookin' at. Try again.

No, Sonny. You're gonna talk to me. Man to man. You owe me that.

No, stay. Just, please, stay.

No, Vontae. I made a deal.

No, what about him?

No!

No!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. It was 11. It was 11 times.

No. The next play after this one.

No. Whatever, it's one play.

Nobody's offering us that, Walt.

Nobody's pickin' him.

None of 'em were. They were grown men.

None of his teammates came to the poor guy's birthday party, Sonny.

Not Bo's finest moment.

Not sure I want to hear it.

Not the team you're puttin' together in your head, on the fly

Not today.

Nothin'.

Nothin'. 'Cause Ray ain't there.

Nothing. We like Vontae better.

Now that's changed.

Now then, are you going to read this prayer as your father asked you to?

Now trust me.

Now you have the opportunity to build it back up.

Now, I really don't find that funny.

Now, now, now, now, that boy you wanna take, that there is a mistake, Callahan.

Now, to find out whose name is on that card,

Now? You're saying you want to do all this now?

Number one pick?

Of course all of 'em are gonna say yes.

Of course I am. It's an excitin' day. I can't lie.

Of course I'm going to the Draft! We got Bo Callahan!

Of course you can, Vontae,

Of course,

Of course, he refused to retire.

Of course, none of this is Bo's fault.

Of course. It was a long day.

Okay, give it to me.

Okay, here's what we got.

Okay, so we got six! Who are we picking at six?

Okay, somebody get me Tom Michaels on the phone.

Okay, Sonny. We're with you.

Okay, Sonny. You don't have to play games with me.

Okay, this means we're picking next, all right?

Okay, well, that's a lot, but when you get a chance at a player like Callahan...

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Denver has five. Jacksonville has six.

Okay. I made a decision.

Okay. I will get it, okay? I will get the Callahan tapes.

Okay. I'm ready to do this, Tom.

Okay. Just confirming.

Okay. Screw it! No more offer. It's off the table, Tom.

Okay. So the Browns now have 10 minutes on the clock to make a choice.

Okay. Thank you, Mr. Weaver.

On the surface, it's not a terrible trade, but why do you think we need to do this now?

One of the amazing things to me is that, in the midst of all of this losing,

One of those huge Samoan kids, right?

One with all the bells and whistles.

Or another year on the sidelines,

Or could it be that when the cops got to the place

Or he's got goddamn OCD, we're all gonna be fired.

Or you wanna make a little magic before the clock runs out on both of us?

Otherwise, you will be gone.

Ouch. Ouch. No, thanks.

Our fans know a good deal when they see one, Tom.

Our first rounder next year and the year after that.

Our next two number one picks and a third rounder for your pick today.

Our teams,

Pays his taxes. He's got three years left on his mortgage.

Penn wants me to do it.

People pay to get wet.

People, please,

Pete, we're still working out some stuff over here.

Pick number one.

Picks number two and three are not Bo Callahan.

Please don't shout.

Pop it!

Pretty big! That's great!

Quarterback Bo Callahan!

Quarterback, University of Wisconsin.

Quit playing games.

Rams and the Dolphins, both went with their expected picks,

Ray Jennings, the running back the Browns have needed for years.

Ray Jennings.

Ray Jennings. He's Cleveland royalty.

Ray will play for whoever wants him.

Ray, remind me when they picked you. Was it first? Second?

Ray? Coach Penn of the Cleveland Browns.

Ready?

Really?

Remember the '89 Super Bowl?

Rewind that back to the start of the play.

Rick, can you get Marvin on the phone now?

Rick, what are you doing?

Right up here.

Right up here.

Right, Jeff Carson.

Right, so you got the Heisman Trophy winner going to the Seahawks.

Right? That's one in the mornin'...

Right. We do the same thing.

Robert Starks, cornerback, Georgia Tech.

Rookie.

Running back Ray Jennings.

Said it was the second strangest response he had seen to the $100 bill thing.

Say it with me.

Seahawks fans want a hero and you denied 'em.

See, that's the difference between them and me.

See? That's it.

Seeing you all day, walk the other way, watching you drive away this morning,

Seems relevant.

Seven rounds,

Shameful.

She died about six months later.

She's not in her office. Ali!

She's the...

Shimmy, shake n bake, and hurdles over Kyle Danforth.

Shit timing.

Shit, Sonny, I need more. Tell me.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. Starks was my backup.

Since she old, she can't make that trip.

Sir?

Smile for the cameras, Coach.

Snap it up! Yeah! Nice!

So far, no one's willin' to overpay.

So I didn't react the perfect way this morning.

So I want you to listen to me carefully, okay?

So I'm tryin' to figure out why I gotta give away the future of the franchise

So if Arizona balks, then Jacksonville's all over him.

So if I got a kid at number two,

So if we go ahead with this,

So she wasn't exactly thrilled when I said,

So slow it down, Sonny.

So the best I can do is, I can leave him a message and get back to you.

So the next time you refer to his name, next time you say it, at least, in front of me,

So what do you do?

So when they're interviewin' the guys

So why are you bugging me if you already know?

So you don't get excited about anything.

So,

So, go on. But...

So, if you wanna make a trade for six, I can make that happen right now.

So, now I have a choice.

So, three years of second rounders?

So, what did you have to give up for the number one pick?

So, what do you want?

So, when they tell 'em about the $100 bill, most of the guys get embarrassed.

So?

So?

So?

Somebody's gonna pick him, Sonny. Tell me why that shouldn't be me.

Somebody's gotta have something.

Someone broke my computer.

Sometimes, the correct path is the tortured one.

Son of a bitch.

Sonny Weaver Jr.

Sonny Weaver Jr.

Sonny Weaver Jr. pulled it off.

Sonny Weaver Jr., he's gotta have a lot on his mind this year.

Sonny Weaver. Cleveland.

Sonny, I gotta go.

Sonny, I hope you're listening. You better be.

Sonny, if you don't mind, I've got something for you in my office.

Sonny, my assistant Heather just arrived from the equipment manager.

Sonny, my man!

Sonny, nice work!

Sonny, so far, he's still the best prospect we've ever seen.

Sonny, thank God. Where you been? We're on the clock!

Sonny, that's our future.

Sonny, this guy's textbook.

Sonny, time's one thing neither one of us have.

Sonny, what'd you give 'em?

Sonny, you are a dead man.

Sonny!

Sonny! How can I help you?

Sonny! I'd like to congratulate you.

Sonny.

Sonny. Earl Jennings.

Sonny...

Speaking as a former college quarterback myself...

Split.

St. Louis went with Anderson. Miami took Palmer.

Stop runnin'!

Stupid enough to give us more than he should.

Super Bowl! Super Bowl! Super Bowl!

Take it back.

Take our number two pick this year, next year, and the next year after that.

Take us down to that.

Take us down to Vontae's next sack.

Taking it up to the Commissioner's podium.

Talk to him. It's not about me. It's about the people of Cleveland.

Talk to me about Vontae Mack.

Talk to you later, pal.

Tell me you didn't just do that, Sonny.

Tell me you didn't just do that.

Tell me, what did we give up?

Tell Sonny I'm on my way to Teterboro

Texans thinkin' of makin' a move?

Than anyone in college football, he's a Brown.

Thank Chris for me.

Thank you, too.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks, Bo. Talk to you later.

Thanks, Bo. Thanks for saying that.

Thanks.

That can make a difference to our team, all right?

That he couldn't throw deep.

That he has got knee problems, he's got bedwetting problems,

That is beautiful.

That it's not really somethin' I love talking about.

That kid put it in a card, and he wrote on the card,

That know how to make the wallpaper line up.

That nobody on an 85 person squad attended a party thrown by the captain?

That sounds awesome, Sonny. What am I, a jerk?

That was big.

That was gonna go down a different way.

That was so painful for the town.

That wasn't your offer.

That's 1.5 per day, which makes sense.

That's a tough break, but, hey, Callahan's still in play.

That's crazy. Why would I give them back?

That's gotta be a slam dunk.

That's me.

That's my fault. All right, guys? That's on me.

That's my number one guy right there.

That's not some girl, guys. That's his sister.

That's not some girl.

That's pure Roethlisberger. He's pro ready. End of story.

That's right. Cleveland royalty.

That's right. For your pick right now.

That's the way it works.

That's three years of number two picks.

That's two number ones, a blue chip running back...

That's what I want!

That's what you decided to do?

That's what you're paying me to coach this team for the next six years.

The 2014 NFL Draft is officially open.

The Arizona Cardinals select

The best thing for this team, this season, is me.

The Broncos, and they're not taking Callahan.

The Browns brought me to Cleveland so that everybody could get one of these.

The cheerleaders love him. The fans love him.

The Cleveland Browns are his team now for sure.

The Cleveland Browns are now on the clock.

The Cleveland Browns now have the sixth pick and are on the clock.

The Cleveland Browns select

The Cleveland Browns, with the number one overall pick, take Vontae Mack!

The Cleveland Browns' first round picks for the next three years?

The Cowboys really have great helmets.

The first round pick for the next three years.

The great ones always find a way to slow it down.

The guys that were with me, I grew up with them, I've known 'em since I was a kid.

The head of security said he wanted to talk to Mr. Weaver.

The Hee ha or the Ho ha.

The Home Depot Dads of the Year types that make the rest of us look like assholes.

The Jacksonville Jaguars have made a trade.

The kid's pretty vanilla. Belonged to a few clubs in high school.

The next sack?

The number one pick.

The number seven pick.

The only downfall is this guy got into a little skirmish.

The other one, you goat! Get your head outta your ass!

The practice field? Here?

The question is, do you want to make a trade?

The Rams took my pick. Everything's out of whack.

The same reason you did.

The season begins tonight, so let's kick it off.

The Seattle Seahawks select Bo Callahan.

The team picking behind them can then jump up

The time he has left at home with my mother,

Their safeties are halfway to Abilene, thinkin' they got this thing iced.

Then call me back.

Then do it, Sonny.

Then figure out if it matters or not.

Then how come none of his teammates went to his birthday party?

Then I don't get to make a pick this year.

Then I get stuck with Penn,

Then I got tax...

Then just compete with him! Beat him out!

Then keep me in the loop.

Then tell him to pack his bags so he can join us at our party.

Then trade me.

Then watch what happens after.

Then why pick Callahan?

Then you follow that up the next season by firing his own father.

Then you know it's a fair offer.

There is no loop. All right?

There you are.

There you go.

There's a deal on the table from Buffalo.

There's me doing my job, you doing yours.

There's no intrigue at the number one pick.

There's no such thing as a sure thing.

There's not a quarterback in this draft after Callahan

There's really not. Which is okay by me.

These are our team reps. This is Wyndham. This is Phil.

These teams, they don't want a quarterback that panics.

These things happen all the time.

These things happen.

They couldn't believe the balls on him.

They get flustered. They fess up that they didn't read the whole thing.

They get frantic when they think they're gonna get hit.

They got Matt Herrod. They don't need Callahan.

They have that kid GM down in Jacksonville. What is his name?

They said that Montana was too small, that he'd get hurt, he'd get banged up,

They should have known better, Mr. Weaver.

They should, but everybody's off their game.

They tape a $100 bill to the last page.

They wanna pay their respects.

They wanted me up there at Radio City,

They were big dudes, and they came at us.

They're all calling for your head.

Things get outta control.

Think it's gonna be the deep ball, the Long Bomb, the Hail Mary.

Thinkin' about movin' number one.

Thirty two teams,

This guy comes two years after supposedly saving San Francisco

This is a day for Cleveland to celebrate.

This is a football town. It's in our DNA.

This is a good deal for both of us.

This is a good deal, Jeff.

This is an exciting night for our players,

This is Anthony.

This is Bo.

This is college. What's he thinkin', you know?

This is finally supposed to be my season.

This is our new intern, Rick. What do you want?

This is Rick. He's a new intern.

This is Sonny.

This is the Draft Analysis we've all been working on for the last two months.

This is the Draft Day Browns fans were waiting for.

This is the NFL Draft.

This isn't going to be a long affair.

This kid, Ray Jennings, Heisman Trophy finalist his senior year.

This morning, for Callahan. Why did you make that deal?

Those guys are not the reason you look like an asshole.

Three first round picks to get the guy I could have gotten all along.

Three number one picks and a number two.

Three number ones?

Three years' worth of number one and number two picks,

To be honest, Jeff, it's a character thing for me.

To be that calm, in that game, at that moment.

To discuss this decision with me first?

To me, losing the team altogether,

To watch his son run this team into the ground.

Tom Michaels is holding.

Tom, it's Sonny.

Tom's gonna take Bo. So who do we got?

Tony Bagel. How's my favorite strength coach?

Totally agree.

Trade me.

Translation, Brian Drew's in the best shape of his life.

Try and keep a sense of humor.

Two number twos for the sixth overall? I'm not an idiot.

Two years.

Unbelievable to me that Sonny Weaver Jr. Would make a deal of this magnitude

Unless they balk, too.

Unless we can find someone...

Until about 10 minutes ago, I don't think any of us thought this was possible,

Very good.

Vontae Mack, linebacker, Ohio State.

Vontae Mack, the guy who plays with more passion and inspiration

Vontae needs a seven pick paycheck.

Vontae, how'd you get this number?

Vontae, the Draft doesn't start until 8:00.

Vontae.

Wait, wait!

Wait. Wait a minute.

Wanna know what the first was?

Wanna talk to Bo, Chris.

Was just tellin' Jelly Doughnut and the guys my favorite Ray Jennings story

Was send a copy of their playbook to all the guys they were interested in.

Watch it again.

Watch me sack him four times in one game.

Watch what happens after what?

We ain't runnin' an after school special here.

We all knew it comin' in here.

We can always talk football.

We can make it work.

We couldn't find anything before and we can't now.

We didn't find anything on him. I'm sure you guys haven't either.

We don't have beaches and beautiful weather and sunshine

We got a fun one today, don't we, fellas?

We got a trade.

We got about 25 minutes to see what's what.

We got our sports teams.

We got something, Ken.

We had a great day!

We had the reading of your dad's will.

We hate it.

We have Brian Drew.

We have that?

We haven't had a quarterback like this enter the Draft since Andrew Luck.

We just go out there, read the prayer, dump the ashes, and go home.

We just got off the phone with Houston. They're at 15.

We just got the number six pick.

We like what we see.

We live in a different world than we did just 30 seconds ago.

We need to find out what Bo Callahan's "something" is.

We still have Bo Callahan?

We take Ray Jennings.

We were 5 and 1 until Drew went down.

We were 6 and 10 last season.

We were wonderin' when you were gonna call us with that good news.

We'll give you half that.

We're gonna have a baby.

We're runnin' a football team, whose offense was ranked 28th in the league last year.

We're still gonna give the fans what they want.

We're still gonna have to take another look at this kid

We're taking off.

We've been looking, Sonny. I swear.

We've seen that footage, like, two million times.

Weaver Field. Yes.

Welcome to primetime and the 2014 NFL Draft.

Well, Anthony, you're the owner. You can change the helmets if you want.

Well, congratulations, Jeff.

Well, get finished.

Well, good. Now hold on to it, you understand me?

Well, he's a great kid.

Well, hell, Sonny, he's gonna be a franchise player for someone.

Well, I changed my offer.

Well, I don't care if you're upset. If you're upset, call your agent, all right?

Well, I guess that's settled.

Well, I guess you didn't ask him then, when you called him behind my back.

Well, I think it would be unsportsmanlike, spoil the surprise.

Well, I'm good, Mr. Weaver. Excited to be a part of the NFL, you know.

Well, I'm sittin' here, eatin' my pancakes,

Well, I'm sure he's gonna call soon.

Well, I'm trying to help you do that, Anthony, in my own way.

Well, I've seen all the tape on you and talked to everyone that matters,

Well, if you're askin' about his knee, it's stronger than ever.

Well, it is Draft Day.

Well, it's big.

Well, Jesus, Tom, at least act like you called me, all right?

Well, shit, that'd work for me.

Well, thank you very much, sir. I appreciate that.

Well, that remains to be seen.

Well, that's because you heard it from me.

Well, that's good, too.

Well, that's not the point.

Well, then Tom Michaels is the GM of the decade.

Well, there's fancy people here, too.

Well, they say you whooped on that kid pretty good, Ray.

Well, we're in the market for a QB, and now that you have number one,

Well, we've gone over this a lot, Walt.

Well, you did. I was here that day.

Well, you know, he threw a football

Well, you still have time.

Well, you're gonna have to do better than that.

Well...

Well...

What are we gonna do with it?

What are you doing in my lounge?

What are you doing, Sonny?

What are you hopin' to find in it that we haven't seen already?

What are you talkin' about, "clear"? I haven't been clear about anything.

What are you waitin' for?

What can I say, Rich?

What can I tell you, my boy? It's good to be the owner.

What can you tell me about him?

What did he bench?

What did you just say?

What do we need?

What do you want for him? I'm all ears. Let's talk.

What do you want for it?

What do you want me to say?

What do you want now?

What do you want?

What does Ray do? He brings it back! He cuts!

What does that mean, man?

What else do we need?

What else? Our shiny new head coach wants a shiny new running back.

What if they ended up with Callahan?

What is it?

What is the very best that you can do?

What is this?

What just happened?

What knock did you find on Callahan?

What the hell's goin' on, Sonny?

What time is it?

What was I supposed to do, just stand there?

What was it? Why did you hate him so much?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? No, not back in there.

What? What'd he say?

What'd he say?

What'd the Rams get

What's all this?

What's beeping?

What's goin' on, Mr. Weaver?

What's goin' on?

What's going on?

What's he doing here?

What's he doing?

What's he doing?

What's missing?

What's the war room think?

What's up?

What's up?

What's wrong with Callahan?

What's wrong with Callahan? Why is everyone passin' on him?

Whatever it is that you and I have, you've been very clear that it wasn't...

When he got flagged for it, he went nuts, touched the refs. So they threw him out.

When he was the number two pick in '98.

When they traded away number two overall to the Redskins a few years back?

When this team starts winning, we'll go back to that.

When you were like, "I want all my picks back,

Where are you goin'?

Where are you? New York?

Where maybe he drops dead on national television.

Where my golden armed quarterback is gonna make all your dreams come true.

Where the hell did that come from?

Where the hell is Sonny, guys? We're on the clock here.

Where's Ali?

Where's Vontae?

Which is why we're not even gonna think about doing this

Which takes the pressure off my offense, okay?

Which... You know, she passed away, so... I didn't tell him that.

Who cares why?

Who I'm still trying to figure out how to work with.

Who likes to spread rumors, who's more than willing to announce to the world

Who the hell is this moron?

Who wasn't there, Ralph?

Who you picking?

Who're you gonna take number one overall?

Who's pickin' fifth?

Who's picking fourth?

Who's the most desperate guy you know?

Whoever thought it meant that much to him?

Why am I here, Sonny?

Why did you pass on him?

Why don't you give Ray Jennings a call? Ask him if he wants to be a Brown.

Why would I be surprised?

Why would you do that?

Why?

Why?

Why? I'm not gonna bother anyone.

Why? What do you wanna know?

Why'd you make the deal?

Will everyone please just shut up?

Winning is everything, sir.

Winning is the only thing that matters to me.

With the Cleveland thing, that might be your best shot.

With the first pick of the 2014 NFL Draft,

With the fourth pick of the 2014 NFL Draft,

With the sixth pick of the 2014 NFL Draft,

Women are tricky. Problem is, they're smarter than us.

Word on Drew is that he's weak in the knees. That's what I heard.

Would you believe, he wants his ashes scattered on his field.

Wow!

Y'all ready to go?

Yeah, and when your knee crapped out and no one wanted you,

Yeah, as you know, Connors did a great job for us last year.

Yeah, but before the drive.

Yeah, but Denver's not gonna take Callahan. They got Herrod, he's an All Pro.

Yeah, but you want him, Tom, don't you?

Yeah, I get like that, too.

Yeah, I gotta give it to the kid. He's got a wicked first step.

Yeah, I remember. I saw your highlight reel.

Yeah, I think you're right.

Yeah, I want that, too.

Yeah, I'm not getting you idiots anything.

Yeah, in the third quarter, after he stripped the ball from Callahan and scored that TD.

Yeah, she's the best.

Yeah, sure thing, Sonny.

Yeah, thank God! Yeah, I was wondering what you were doing.

Yeah, that's right. That's exactly right.

Yeah, they do. They win. A lot.

Yeah, well, Andre thinks Brian can throw a good 15 yards deeper now.

Yeah, well, four of 'em were mine. In one game.

Yeah, well, he has a weakness for banging hot chicks, Sonny.

Yeah, well, how 'bout try and remember this, I can and I will fire your ass.

Yeah, yeah. What name do you want the Commissioner to say?

Yeah, you do. You and I both know it.

Yeah! Nice, nice, nice!

Yeah? How are things in Buffalo?

Yeah? Well, I'm all ears. What do you have in mind?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Here.

Yeah. How is my favorite Badger?

Yeah. I'm sorry.

Yeah. I'm upset.

Yeah. It may be.

Yeah. It was just so noisy downstairs, I had to get a few minutes of quiet.

Yeah. It's go time, boss.

Yeah. No, no. I realize that.

Yeah. Putney.

Yeah. That's me.

Yeah. We've met before, actually.

Yeah. Well, be that as it may, I need some draft picks back, okay?

Yeah. Women, they're like...

Yes, Anthony, you're on the big phone.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. I appreciate that, Mr. Weaver.

Yes, sure. Anything, Mr. Weaver.

Yes!

Yes! David Putney! Putney!

Yes! Yes!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. But when they confront him about it and they tell him about the money,

Yes. I do understand how important it is, but Mr. Weaver is not here right now.

Yo, I bookmarked that page.

You actually think I'm gonna give up Bo Callahan for Taylor and Castillo?

You all right, Tom? You seem distracted.

You can help me, by makin' a splash.

You can still come out of here with a handful of draft picks,

You can understand why this week, of all weeks,

You can't be serious.

You can't hand the ball to some girl.

You could have stole Ray Jennings at seven!

You did what?

You didn't not say that.

You didn't think he was gonna fall in the second round, did you?

You don't know who I'm pickin' seven, Tom.

You don't take me at seven, I'll drop down to the late teens.

You don't think Callahan's legit?

You find something with him?

You gave it to me. At the Combine.

You gave up three consecutive first rounders?

You get where I'm going here, guys?

You got Reggie Wilson's number down there in Purdue?

You got some set of balls, Sonny. Congratulations.

You got this.

You got us Bo Callahan?

You gotta be straight with me.

You guys in the Big Apple?

You guys sure made tonight a lot more exciting.

You have 10 seconds, but then I gotta go to work.

You have his ear. I don't.

You have the tapes.

You haven't lost anything

You know about those?

You know what I just offered you is fair.

You know what we've got?

You know what, everyone always gives me grief for firing my father.

You know what, Sonny? I think he got ejected.

You know what?

You know where Ray is?

You know why.

You know, around here, we called my "old man" Coach Weaver.

You know, blue or pink.

You know, Bo loves Coach Penn.

You know, he actually just walked in. Can you hold for one moment, please?

You know, I really hate playing this game with you.

You know, I think back, Deion,

You know, my wife loved livin' in Dallas, Sonny.

You know, there's already so many versions of what happened

You know, you hung me out to dry pretty good with the last one.

You let him believe that his only son would just fire him?

You look like a seasoned pro,

You look nice.

You made a mistake, Mr. Weaver.

You make this deal right now, Tom, and you get Bo Callahan.

You mean in the weakness department?

You need to get back inside.

You never told him?

You okay?

You okay?

You only get drafted once.

You only get drafted once.

You picked Vontae.

You really do.

You say it with some goddamn reverence, because he earned it.

You see that? That's the Dungeon Drop.

You see things other people don't see. It's one of the things...

You seem surprised.

You sent the ticket?

You should at least seriously consider what I'm saying.

You should. Your farm sucks.

You sold a cow for magic beans.

You son of a bitch!

You still there, Sonny?

You sure you're gonna be okay?

You take him. You obviously don't want to. I'll stick with my draft picks.

You think I'm gonna give you my next three number one picks?

You think you can do that?

You think you can manage that?

You want me to give you

You want six? Who are you takin'?

You want to spread these goddamn ashes, you do it tomorrow!

You want to tear this kid down, or what?

You'd consider a trade?

You're about to be a very happy man.

You're about to pull off the move of the century.

You're almost glad Coach Weaver isn't around

You're going to the Draft?

You're gonna be a Brown!

You're gonna be a grandma.

You're not gonna believe what's happening.

You're not?

You're on Twitter?

You're panickin', Sonny, and I intend to take advantage of that.

You're right. Hold on.

You're thinkin' of pickin' him at 15?

You're with the Commissioner, up in his lounge.

You've done your due diligence.

You've gone rogue. You've gone renegade.

Your job is to coach the team I give you. They do it different in Dallas?

Your next three first round picks. Yes or no?

Your seventh pick gives you, what? A running back with a rap sheet?

Your show, Sonny.

Your star wide receiver Andre Bello's

Your theory seems right.

2,159 combined yards, running the ball, catching the ball, 22 touchdowns.

4: 15.

49ers Bengals.

49ers win the Super Bowl.

67 yards. Touchdown. Ballgame.

93 yard winning drive, Taylor beats the weak safety for a 10 yard TD.

93 yards.

224 young men who, today,

'Morning, Sonny. Good morning, guys.

"It's not medical, it's not drug related." Good morning.

2.5 sounds exorbitant. Listen, man.

Ali! Fire! Did you hear that?

Ali. Ralph.

All American Kyle Danforth and he's ghost. He's a good player.

And "ton" is a relative word. Playing coy. I like it.

And I'm sorry about the thing this morning. I'm not mad.

And we're way too far down to get him. Okay, okay.

And what kind of soda did you want? I don't want a goddamn soda, Rich!

Are you listening? Yeah.

Because this is a sports town. And I want Sonny Weaver to know...

But I gotta go. Seventeen or 18...

But? How do you know there's a "but"?

Callahan could be huge. That's true.

Callahan's a poser. Yeah.

Can I get back to you? Okay.

Can you hear me? Yeah.

Cleveland! Yeah. Cleveland.

Cleveland's in this. And Jacksonville.

Come on! That's what I know!

Congratulations. Thanks, Jim.

Division II. ...I say he averages, like, three per day.

Don't you wanna know who that kid was? No!

Excuse me? $30 million.

Get Bo Callahan. I got a quarterback.

Good morning, Mr. Molina. We can hear you.

Good work. Yeah!

Got a question for you, Tom. Straight up. Sure.

Great job. Was I all right?

Have we tried everyone? Everyone worth asking.

He got ejected from the game? Yeah.

He never read the whole playbook. So? A lot of guys don't.

He was the sixth quarterback taken... Holy shit!

He's still in the hospital. He's not a kid.

Hello. Hi.

Here, look at who we have right now. Let me break it down.

Hey, Earl. You're with your boy today? Yeah.

Hi, Barb. How you doin', Amy?

How're you doin'? Well, I'm great. I'm havin' a great day.

I don't know. Yeah. Should be here.

I got Tom Michaels on the line! Sonny, are we trading six?

I like the one in the red. She's a babe!

I need every tape of Callahan. I have a call for Mr. Weaver.

I quit, Sonny. Don't quit.

I'd like to have a coffee, Sonny. No. No. No coffee, Mom.

I'm busy. Won't take long.

I'm gonna come back. What do you need, Rick?

I'm just double checking something. All right. Here we go.

I'm not gonna hold it against you. Tom must go!

I'm not sitting here. No, of course you're not.

I'm sorry, sir... Just get in the damn car.

I'm takin' Callahan. No, no.

is that correct? Yeah.

It's all right if I called? That's all right. It doesn't matter.

It's okay. I can get 'em coffee. I'll have a green tea.

It's tradition! We all send it! New tradition, guys, all right?

Jesus, Rick! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Just last year. Geno Smith drops out of the first round,

Like, how did you come up with that? I was pissed.

Listen, I know you're mad. I'm not mad.

Love some. Light and sweet, honey. Thanks.

Maurice Castillo? And draft picks, okay?

Mr. Anthony Molina. How do you do?

My boyfriend? Please.

Nephews, you love tumbling, yes or no? Yes!

No. I'm serious!

Not that bad. Don't lie to me.

Not the good ones. We already got a good one.

Offense? Special teams. Putney! Get Putney!

people are still hopeful... Yeah.

Pretty good news? Yeah!

Ralph. Sonny.

Safe trip, sir. Thank you, Marvin.

See what he does on the next play. All right.

Seventh pick... Listen, I appreciate that, Vontae, I really do.

Sir. How do you do?

Sonny call you yet? Not yet.

Sonny, when are we sendin' in the ticket? Yeah.

Speed kills. Look at that. Yeah, look at that. He gets frantic.

Still wanna quit, Coach? What?

Thanks for inviting me in. Enjoy it. Good luck.

That's how we do things in my family. Sonny.

That's not fair! Well, you wanna cry about it, Tom,

That's right. Well, that's insane, Tom. That...

This one... Yeah... Oh my God, she's hot.

Tom must go! I'd just appreciate it if you could...

Very impressive, Anthony. Thanks, Bernie.

Vontae wrapped him up pretty good. Yeah, Bo's hard to sack.

We were thinkin' 20. Minimum. Minimum. I say 10.

We're on it, Sonny. All right, Sonny.

Well, then we're on the same page, Vince. Yeah?

Well, you gotta give me some time. Time?

What are you doing? Just...

What? I told him you were busy

What? Just please come with me.

What? You heard me.

Who you lookin' at today, Jon? Mel? I think it's Cleveland at number seven.

Will do. Okay.

Wow. Yeah, "wow."

Y'all ready to tumble? Yes!

Yeah. Good.

Yes? Yes!

You look terrible. Thank you.

You need your hands, Ray. I know.

You read the... With me?

You're outta your mind. Yeah, I am.

Your dad drafted me. No, Drew, I drafted you.

Your opinion. He plays in my system. He doesn't block!

...from Florida State University,

...that, eventually, this is going to be our year.

'Bout half of 'em, they mention the money. But the other half don't.

'Cause Bo loves playin' in the cold weather.

'Cause there's been some pretty foolish moves made by your boyfriend.

'cause they're tellin' me we have not yet decided.

'cause your old man died last week and you're tapping one of your execs.

'Course.

'Morning, boss man.

"Agent just called. Browns trade for number one.

"Ali." You know it's Ali.

"and I want David goddamn Putney because I feel like it!"

"Dumb move."

"Hey, baby, pack your bags. We're moving to Cleveland."

"Save this for when I win you the Super Bowl."

"Sorry, Cleve. You get Bo, no Vontae.

"Why is this kid dropping and..."

"Yeah. Now I remember. Good one. Good one, guys."

"You get Bo."

$7 million cheaper solves our salary cap problem.

$30 million, Sonny.