💬 Lukiest Girl Alive

A 16 month old?

A fuck up doesn't even begin to encompass what they did to me.

A shooting park, Dinah.

A woman who threatened people on the phone,

Aaron Wickersham, independent filmmaker.

About the events with the three boys this weekend.

About the only thing California's good for.

Abstaining from lunch allows me to squat in Eleanor's office when I need it.

According to the experts.

Actually, I… just got accepted

Actually, I'm working on a documentary about gun violence in schools.

After I slept with him and his two best friends.

Ah!

Ah! I'm so proud of you.

All done here?

All I have to show for the past nine years of my career

All the women will be fine.

Although if you keep pushing Luke away, maybe you won't.

Although only Ben managed to do that.

Am I allowed to call you a bastard now?

An approximation of honesty

An approximation of honesty won't make the cut.

And be eternally grateful that Luke knows all of them and still loves me.

And Dean took a shit on Ben's chest.

And Dean's version of events was?

And do me one more solid, don't sit me with the Gilmartins.

And done something good with it. People respect that and they respect him.

And everybody else.

And for the grand finale, we were all gonna shoot ourselves.

And from London, it's just such a short flight.

And here you are,

And how dare anyone believe I did what Dean said I did

And I am… I am doing my best here

And I have a story due Monday about how to pleasure an uncircumcised penis.

And I just hope that no one has to ever do that again.

And I love that about you.

And I'll double down on my claim that you planned it with Arthur and Ben.

And I'll say you had nothing to do with the shooting.

And I'm not saying you shouldn't do it,

And is used by some of the top athletes around the world.

And it has… it has built up this rage inside of me.

And no one could ever hurt me again.

And now here it is happening again,

And now here to comment is Dean Barton.

And now with this documentary?

And one of them is in a wheelchair. Haven't they paid for their mistakes?

And she ain't cheap, but she is the superior blade.

And skis in Vail because Aspen is lousy with the nouveau riche.

And slit his wrists in the bathroom.

And that can be difficult to determine with so much alcohol involved.

And that my name is Ani Harrison

And that put you in rooms where you met a guy like Luke.

And that's what I had with Luke.

And the caliber of men is just not there at a state school.

And the girl on there

And the magazine's initiative with Hillary's campaign.

And the reason it continues to captivate public interest

And then you do that.

And there that goes.

And there's a lot of people that are gonna believe me.

And this would destroy them.

And to know that you have nothing to be ashamed of.

And was hell bent on taking risks.

And what part I invented to make people like me.

And you might actually have something there.

And you still lost the Salinger Essay Award to, uh

And your mortgage is $12,000…

And your safety and comfort is our highest priority.

And… and scratch the paint.

Ani, do you wanna say more about that, or should I move on?

Ani, it's our fucking rehearsal dinner.

Ani, stay. Ani, don't go. He should be the one to go. I'm getting him outta here.

Ani, thank you so much for being here.

Ani, wait.

Ani, wait. Ani. Don't let Dean run you out of here.

Ani, you ready?

Ani!

Ani?

Ani.

Ani's pithier.

Apparently men's pleasure is of global importance.

Are you actually insane? Like…

Are you insane?

Are you our hot guy of the month for December?

Are you seriously trying to threaten me right now?

Are you talking about reporting this, TifAni?

Arthur, I think I might be pregnant.

Arthur, stop.

Arthur.

As a woman, I feel more empowered when I'm shooting a gun

As far as I know.

As long as you get your sensational story.

As though the two of you had an understanding.

Ask Penelope.

At least just leave my name out of it.

At the very least, you won't have someone else's pile of money to stand on

Aw. Holy fuck.

Aw. It's my two favorite people.

Babe, you wanna expose Dean Barton for the sanctimonious prick that he is.

Baby, check this out.

Baby, here we go!

Baby, I love you.

Be nice to your mother.

Because I married the lacrosse captain of Nantucket.

Because I was a Wet Seal wearing gutter rat.

Because I was angry too, so fucking angry you wouldn't believe it.

Because I wasn't going to put my life on the line for one of my rapists.

Ben, I am so, so sorry

Ben!

Ben?

Beth?

Beth. Get out of here. I like you.

Between me and an Arthur?

Bolero.

Brava.

Breathe Like a Top Athlete

But Dean has taken this very bad thing that happened to him

But for now, let me be perfectly clear,

But fuck that felt good.

But he thought I was, like, touching his face so he kissed me.

But I also feel like…

But I can't be late today.

But I do.

But I had no one.

But I have made it my mission to make up for that every day.

But I have something no trust fund can buy…

But I just wanted to know if I change my mind,

But I'm getting married in six weeks, so here we are.

But I've been using you.

But it would have ensured that the gun that severed my spinal cord

But it's become so much more than that.

But it's good to be on the safe side.

But maybe things are brighter without it.

But me, I was fair game?

But my anger is like carbon monoxide.

But no one ever treated me like one.

But no one has ever made me feel so safe.

But only to me.

But remember, you don't have to defend yourself to me

But the people who love you,

But there's been a pretty sizable development since the last time we spoke.

But this is where I belong.

But we've uncovered a very different side to the story.

But when I try to be respectful, it's like you can't handle it.

But you didn't wanna follow those.

But you know, when you're spending $1,500 a month to exercise,

But… I don't know how the hell I'm gonna explain what happened with us.

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By the time I get back from lunch.

Bye.

Can we go talk?

Can we just do it the nice way?

Can you believe that?

Can you please remind Benjamin that I need the art

Can you tell us your personal experience of that tragic day?

Can't blame gun owners for wanting to enjoy their hobby responsibly.

Cheers.

Choke on your Swedish Fish, Dean. You're such a dick.

Come in.

Come on, come sit with us.

Come on, hit me. No one's gonna stop you. No one ever stops you.

Come on, I'll help you.

Come on, Luke.

Come on, someone do something.

Come on!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Come on! My house, my rules.

Come on. You're about to read Dean Barton for fucking filth.

Come with me.

Could be creative.

Damn it.

Damn, you really do have a wide load.

Daughters.

Dean is hoping to meet with you.

Dean, go. Go! Get the fuck out of here.

Dean, wait. Stop! Stop! Stop! Please.

Dean.

Dean's doing the documentary now.

Dean's version of events didn't exactly match mine.

Decide.

Definitely this one.

Did you know it's broo sket ta, not broo shet ta?

Did you mean what you said back there about London?

Do you even know what **** is?

Do you have any photos?

Do you have to get into the nitty gritty details for the whole world?

Do you know how many times I've said the word "****" in my life?

Do you know how to get to the Brentley School from here?

Do you know that every time I start to feel

Do you know the difference between me and someone like you, Dean?

Do you like your life, TifAni?

Do you remember the time you said you felt like a box

Do you wish your mother did more to help you?

Does that… Does that not count for anything?

Doesn't make the cut at the paper of record.

Don't acquiesce.

Don't fucking touch me!

Don't say it.

Don't stop. Don't stop.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry, I got you.

Don't worry, I won't sit you with the Gilmartins.

Don't you know it's gauche to ask how much something costs, Mom?

Don't you wanna tell your side of the story?

Dude, it's no big deal.

Dude, you promised no horseshit tonight.

Due to a kidnapping threat.

Due to TifAni having relationships with more than one of these boys…

Eleanor gets to write about topics with gravitas,

Embarrass Luke? Ugh! Fucking yikes, Ani.

Even if people wanna silence us.

Even once.

Even with the breast reduction, she's still broad in the shoulders.

Every challenge, every heartache,

Every day that Congress fails to work together

Every tragedy in life

Everything, TifAni. Everything.

Exactly why I will never.

Exactly. I didn't say that.

Excuse me for trying to celebrate the most important day of your life.

Excuse me, but I have been stuck at home with a 16 month old.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I…

Fine, but can't you work that out privately?

Fine.

Fine. You win.

Finny, drink! Let's go.

Finny, if I'm still hungover, you're definitely still hungover.

Finny, please. Just give me five minutes.

Finny!

Finny.

For a place of worldwide influence and acclaim,

For fuck's sake, will you just put this guy out of his misery?

For someone who so easily could,

For the wage gap story?

Found that last year, 30% of sexual assault survivors

Found that nasal breathing is optimal for sports performance

Four out of five.

From a mild case of phantom limb syndrome.

From someone who has always felt like no one would listen to her anyway.

From women who have carried this horrible thing

Fuck off, Liam.

Fuck you, Arthur! You're such a fucking prick, man.

Fuck you!

Fuck you.

Fuck!

Fuck! Fucking crazy ass bitch! Get out!

Fucking corporate.

Get it out of my system that way.

Getting married?

Girl with spaghetti for a spine.

Girls. If you leave school property, I have to call your parents.

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go. Come on.

Go.

God, I can't breathe.

God, I used to be so proud of that. I I…

God! You used to be so different. You used to be so fun.

Going where?

Good riddance, TifAni FaNelli,

Gosh, if there was just a way for me to work at this elusive place.

Gotta work on that delivery, FaNelli,

Great.

Gun control is under my domain.

Ha ha ha ha!

Had to pay $940 for their own **** kits.

Had, um, this tulle princess skirt you could tie on or tie off.

Hallsy's Luke's poorly preserved aunt

Halter is a good style for her.

Happy?

Have a few lurid secrets,

Have another.

He calls me "babe" with the finest of intentions.

He didn't do anything about it.

He doesn't trust the director in skinny jeans.

He had a gun. I saw him.

He is so yummy right now.

He just wanted it dropped.

He needs you.

He told me I could reset it in a diamond band,

He wants to sit down with you on camera and apologize.

He was really drunk too.

He won't let me go.

He's going to vindicate you, Ani.

He's gonna call my mom.

He's got a flask. Let's go.

He's helped a lot of people over the years.

He's the scapegoat. Dean's fucking untouchable.

He's willing to take back his claim that you're involved in the shooting.

Hearing your story gives me hope that one day I can tell mine too.

Hell have no fury like a woman scorned and whatnot.

Here comes the bride. Finally.

Here you go. Thank you so much.

Here. You're such a fucking loser.

Heretofore, it is his birthright to marry a blond insect of Norwegian descent

Hey, Ani. Good to see you again.

Hey, babe, I just wanna say good luck today.

Hey, can we get pizza?

Hey, come on, come on, come on. Let's go.

Hey, hey. I don't believe that.

Hey, lady. Oh…

Hey, man, is the AC on?

Hey, Peyton.

Hey, what happened?

Hey, yo, Peyton, watch this.

Hey, you two… gotta step it up.

Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

Hey.

Hey. Come on, I got you.

Hey. Hey.

Hi, Aaron?

Hi, Ani. I'm so glad you called.

Hi!

Hi.

Hi. Reservation for four for Harrison.

Hi. Um, Dean…

Hilary, your mom's here.

Hilary!

His parents sent him off to make macaroni art for the rest of the summer.

Hit me so hard.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm. And yet, you're John D. Rockefeller's great great great granddaughter,

Hmm. Gosh, Mom. I never once wondered if I was adopted.

Hmm. Yes.

Holy shit.

How about, "When Your **** Costs More than Your Rent"?

How are we talking about this right now?

How could you not tell me about this?

How does that work? What happens?

How is this happening?

How much did you pay for that watch?

How much do you make in a year, honey?

How much do you make in a year?

How was your weekend?

Huh, Faulkner.

Hurry, come on!

I admired you for that. I thought you were so tough.

I always forget that's your name.

I always stay at the Ritz Carlton when I come home.

I always think they're gonna drive nicer cars in the Main Line.

I always thought it was cute

I always thought you had moved on from all this.

I am this close to becoming Ani Harrison,

I can't believe she showed up. So disgusting.

I can't breathe.

I can't do this. Please get off me.

I can't imagine what it's like to have people grilling you about it

I changed my mind.

I could blame the world for what happened to me,

I cried reading your essay.

I did everything in my power to protect you.

I did not insult her dress. Did you hear me insult her dress?

I did what any half decent mother would have done.

I did,

I did.

I did. I did.

I didn't even understand that that is what I was doing.

I didn't feel good about the way we ended things in your office.

I didn't mean for it to happen like that.

I didn't realize I walked into the funeral with a target on my back.

I didn't want to, Mom.

I didn't want to.

I do like the song, but the guy's a pedophile.

I do love you…

I do.

I don't know if I'm fun.

I don't know what's me

I don't know.

I don't need to impress him.

I don't normally quiver for cutlery,

I don't wanna embarrass Luke in some sequined mermaid dress.

I don't wanna feel bad for him.

I don't want you to thank me,

I dove in headfirst.

I feel like I ran a half marathon through Williams Sonoma.

I give you my word that our work together will not cause you further harm.

I got a job offer from The New York Times Magazine today.

I guess I wasn't brave enough.

I guess I… I just don't understand. I…

I guess it shouldn't be a surprise he has a new book to promote.

I had a choice to make on that day.

I had absolutely nothing to do with it.

I had no idea Arthur was gonna do something like that

I hate that I hurt him,

I have a wife.

I have denied myself and denied myself.

I haven't heard a word he's said.

I heard that he ate a burrito that day in preparation.

I hope that people feel compelled to share their stories,

I I don't know.

I intend to send a very clear message.

I just finished reading your piece and am utterly haunted.

I just had to get to that, I decided…

I just remember always saying, "Ow."

I just thought they weren't worth pursuing.

I just wanted you to know, I didn't mean to hook up with anybody else.

I know you never take the subway.

I know you said that the documentary was not the right choice at the moment,

I know you think I'm a broken record, but college is where you meet the people

I know you're nervous, but it's gonna be okay.

I know you've thought long and hard about doing this documentary,

I know, I fucking hate that word too. Makes me wanna peel my skin off.

I know.

I left.

I love you. You love me. We can figure it out.

I may not say everything right,

I mean, go to London. Go live your life with Luke.

I mean, I had nothing to do with it, but I couldn't be more proud.

I mean, I'm not getting married until we have a woman for president,

I mean, if I'd lost as much as you had, then I would have left long ago.

I mean, it's gotta be a crime, biological warfare.

I mean, no one's making you write about it.

I mean, not me, but some people.

I mean, seriously, how can you live with yourself?

I mean, she's best friends with Mrs. Barton.

I mean, you have to have that much at least, right?

I mean, you're sexier than this, right?

I need three to five cover line tries for the simultaneous orgasm story

I need to be able to say that I work at The New York Times,

I never told anyone,

I never would've gotten the offer from The New York Times

I promise you, I'm only after the truth here.

I put that money towards your education,

I ****d you.

I remember screaming at Dean. Uh…

I resent you.

I said, "Ow."

I say we go out there and get Drunken Ship faced.

I showed her where the language room was this morning, shitbrain.

I spent the first few weeks at the esteemed Brentley School

I swear, he's not supposed to be here until tomorrow.

I think being a petite woman, you'll find the Miyabi easier to manage.

I think I was ****d.

I think that's really smart.

I think you are limited where you are, and frankly, you're better than it.

I think you are so talented and so creative,

I thought it was this chameleon who was so much smarter than everyone.

I thought you told him no. Why is he calling you?

I thought you'd be elated.

I told you. So inspiring, right?

I tried to push Liam off of me,

I used to have to hide that from my mother growing up.

I vote down.

I wanna give you the chance to explain why.

I wanna see every one of you dripping in sweat.

I want vindication. It's all I think about.

I want you to act like you have a smidge of dignity.

I wanted revenge too.

I was also assaulted by a guy I thought was a friend.

I was just trying to get out ahead of you.

I was ****d while completely unconscious.

I was scared that you'd tell the cops about that night at my house.

I was standing up for my friend.

I was watching Say Yes to the Dress the other day,

I was young a and scared, confused.

I was… drunk, you know?

I will hunt you down and make you eat a carb.

I wish she hadn't looked at me like I was rode hard and put away wet.

I wonder if you've ever used it,

I would love to stay in touch, but I already forgot your name.

I, uh…

I, uh… I'm still scared I'm making a mistake.

I… I just think that I need to do it now

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't suffering

I'd never seen a woman like that before.

I'll be… I'll be just a minute.

I'll figure it out.

I'll just remember you as the woman I told to go fuck herself on 5th Avenue.

I'll make sure to keep you both separate until you give me permission.

I'll take one. No ice.

I'll take that one too.

I'm a try hard former financial aid kid.

I'm afraid I've been preoccupied this summer with planning the wedding

I'm afraid you can't bring glass outside the bridal boutique, ma'am.

I'm done.

I'm fine.

I'm getting married in the whale print capital of the world.

I'm gonna go check out the sales upstairs.

I'm gonna walk the last few blocks.

I'm hearing from women who have never shared their stories,

I'm hoping to talk to…

I'm not gonna take Dean down. It doesn't fucking work like that, Arthur.

I'm not hurt.

I'm not some prick who doesn't respect your career

I'm not to the manor born,

I'm on another equally important beat.

I'm proud of you for eating carbs, babe.

I'm so sorry, Ani. It makes me sick.

I'm so sorry. I…

I'm sorry, Ani, but how many times have you heard this?

I'm sorry, but there's just no way that you can promise me something like that.

I'm sorry, LoLo.

I'm sorry, you can't have her!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I… I don't think that about you.

I'm sorry. One second.

I'm sure Luke's family would go in on them.

I'm sure you saw his speech before Congress this summer.

I'm trying to offer you a deal.

I'm… I'm trying.

I've covered Dean Barton's career quite extensively.

I've gathered enough to know that that event

I've managed to not eat lunch for six years

I've written something.

If I'm gonna do this, I need to be bulletproof.

If LoLo hadn't grandfathered me in.

If you decide to go that route,

If you just would've waited five more seconds,

If you talk about that night, I'll deny it…

If you wanna do this,

Imagine what it's gonna be like when they find out about what happened.

Into the Goldsmith's MFA program

Is 15,000 ways to touch a cock.

Is another day that a student risks their life

Is because there are still so many questions you never answered.

Is it so bad that I did?

Is it true?

Is simply peerless.

Is some sort of crowning achievement for women.

Is that really true?

Is that true?

Is that true? Did you say no?

Is the only thing he ever gave me.

Is this really happening right now?

Is this right?

Is this your husband?

It it's not…

It doesn't take much in Luke's world.

It just didn't feel right.

It just, um…

It should be Ani FaNelli's essay in New York Times Magazine."

It was a lonely two years.

It was good to see you.

It will need to be disclosed on their college applications, potentially.

It'd be easy enough to tack on an extra day to the schedule.

It's 2015, and people still act like marriage

It's a last ditch effort to get you to do it.

It's a lot easier to be angry with the guy.

It's a writing scholarship.

It's about the importance of all of us speaking freely,

It's all right. There's no need to make a scene.

It's all your fault!

It's been a long week, so…

It's going to be fine.

It's gonna be okay, babe. Okay?

It's gonna be your name on the masthead of The New York Times Magazine.

It's heavier.

It's just, um… LoLo mentioned today that she's in the final stages

It's less oaky. I hate oak.

It's like LoLo said,

It's like, you work retail.

It's long overdue.

It's not personal. There's no money left in publishing anymore.

It's not… It's not fair.

It's odorless, tasteless, colorless, and completely toxic

It's okay.

It's one of the reasons I want us to go to London.

It's outright negligence.

It's really just an honor to meet you.

It's so much cleaner if I could just hate him.

It's such a hoity toity area.

It's the director. It's Aaron.

It's The New York Times. I wouldn't be going there for the money.

Jesus Christ, how am I gonna get through this?

Jesus. Unclench, okay?

Jesus. What happened?

John said this is ranked number six globally when it comes to MFA programs.

Just just just…

Just a little bit good about myself, I remember that I begged…

Just a tiny microscopic smidge.

Just because you don't make as much money as I do.

Just decide something.

Just one picture of their children.

Just to have this joker call me petite.

Just trying to get an education.

Just up here.

Kate Middleton didn't wear a tulle princess skirt to her wedding.

Katie, thank you so much.

Keep it the fuck together, FaNelli.

Keeping that runway free and clear for it to keep happening.

Kite surfs on Nantucket,

Ladies.

Legally, I can't contact the police regarding a minor

Let me escort you back to your car.

Let's hope your 15 minutes of fame will too.

Let's see, skanky…

Let's see. Uh, Dean's making viral speeches at Congress,

Liam is, like, doing a mating dance or something.

Liam! Over here.

Liam?

Like I was doing it to the wrong person.

Like it's so hard.

Like none of it ever happened.

Like the wage gap and women in Afghanistan.

Like they're defenseless.

Like, you can autopsy every pore, every hair,

Listen, you go to London and get your MFA. You can write a book.

Literally, all you do is act like they invented motherhood.

Liv…

LoLo Vincent, editor in chief of The Women's Bible.

London is real.

Look it!

Look sad.

Look, can I please,

Look, I can get into a lot of trouble.

Look, I could admit that I lied about your involvement in the shooting.

Look, I know I was an asshole back then,

Look, I… I should've faced up to all of this sooner.

Look, I'll make it very simple for you.

Look, you… you can't be here.

Love you. Bye.

Love your work, hate babies, even the cute ones,

Lower than mine, but it beats a Cuisinart for a wedding gift.

Luckiest girl alive right here.

Luke calls me the wife whisperer.

Luke Harrison the Fourth played D1 lacrosse at Colgate,

Luke has been asked to run BlackRock's European desk.

Luke, turn off the fucking song!

Luke?

Luke's firm wants to pay him fuck your feelings money

Make it stop, Luke.

Marry me.

Martini, straight up, three olives, no vermouth.

Maybe stick it to the people who hurt me.

Maybe you have some sense?

Milady.

Miss FaNelli, give me something skanky to keep the lights on.

Mm. Andrew's running a few minutes late.

Mm. Yeah, once I approve the font.

Mm…

Mmm.

Mmm. Right at the buzzer.

Mmm. So, Ani, you have to tell us,

Mom, no, we didn't make a decision yet, remember?

Mom! Shh!

Mom.

More forgiving across the middle than some of your other stuff.

Most professional chefs, they prefer…

Move your legs!

Mr. Larson got fired.

Mr. Larson has never once made me feel ashamed.

Mr. Larson, it's me.

My ass got suspended, my mommy still thinks the sun shines out of it.

My bedroom sconces are from there.

My classmates and I had survived this life changing event

My God, they have attitude in here.

My goodness, Ani.

My high school boyfriend…

My intention is not to upset you by saying this,

My jaw hurts after reading that.

My little bambina.

My mom asked me what a cougar is.

My mom can't know.

My mom knows I'm going to Dean's house.

My money's on the gang ****.

My mother insisted I stick it out at Brentley.

My senior year, we took a field trip to New York City,

My team has spent the last year

Navigating the various cliques.

Need a lift?

Neither should the expecting child brides of Ohio.

Nell gets it.

Nell is a natural blond with a trust fund.

Nell Rutherford has been fostering me since freshman year of college.

Nell, I'm… I'm five weeks out.

Never heard that before.

Next stop 34th Street Herald Square.

Nice eye.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. Andrew.

Nice.

No bars!

No fucking way.

No offense, you two.

No, about it being 38 years since I was a teenager,

No, God, of course. Ugh!

No, I… I wanna be remembered for what really happened to me.

No, it's not wrong. Okay? Nothing about you is wrong.

No, no, no. A A fuck up is when you take your parent's car without permission

No, no.

No, that's you, buddy.

No, the samples have to be there by Friday.

No, this is, um, TifAni, from when I left Brentley.

No.

No. No, like is Only You Pro the font of a trash slut

No. Uh, I don't know. I, um… I'm not ready.

No. Until I do that, I'm just a fraud.

No. You don't understand what she's like.

Nobody believed me back then,

Not even my husband.

Not everyone has that.

Not Luke, not your musty in laws, definitely not your parents.

Not that part, the part about the boys!

Not that you need any of it to make you credible.

Not what everyone else wants,

Not when I was begging you to wait. Wait.

Not when I was crying?

Nothing is so bad that you can't do it for ten more seconds.

Now that gets us on The Today Show.

Now, I read your op ed…

Obsessed with Scully & Scully.

Of course. Thank you.

Of prestigious and frankly phallic looking awards.

Of reviewing her contract with The New York Times Magazine.

Offers an opportunity to do something different,

Oh fuck.

Oh God, if there was just a way for me to write about more important issues

Oh God, no, no, no. I I really I really hate this.

Oh God.

Oh good, another cable knit.

Oh my God, come on. Look at this little munchkin.

Oh my God, I can't watch.

Oh my God, there is no such thing as a slutty font. It doesn't exist.

Oh my God!

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Are you meeting the documentary director today?

Oh my God. Oh my God! Dean! Dean! Dean!

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh no.

Oh, but you don't need to know that, because you no longer work here.

Oh, come on, it's better than getting expelled.

Oh, come on.

Oh, excuse me. You look exactly like my daughter.

Oh, fuck him up!

Oh, fuck yes! Yeah!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I just love Italy.

Oh, I know. I know you'd think I didn't do anything with my life.

Oh, it looks like a castle, TifAni.

Oh, it was a plea to tighten firearm background checks in Pennsylvania.

Oh, like you did? And everything is just peachy keen for you now?

Oh, she's saying they should go out six weeks before.

Oh, thanks, I've been doing squats.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, that's right. I saw your short at the Toronto Film Festival a few years back.

Oh, what are people gonna say?

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah. You guys' kids are gonna need a fucking tutor.

Oh, yes.

Oh!

Oh! Lavender. Retch.

Oh! Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh. Once Ani approves the font.

Oh. Pardon me, his Nana's.

Oh… Well…

Okay, a new study in the Journal of Kinesiology

Okay, don't kill me, but I sort of agree with her.

Okay, I think this one is the most you.

Okay, I'll think about it.

Okay, I'll, um… I'll tell you after.

Okay, I'm gonna go inside. Would anybody like some water?

Okay, kindly adjust your tone, young lady.

Okay, Mom.

Okay, so let's be generous. Let's call it 90K.

Okay, so maybe I keep some secrets from him,

Okay, the latest edict is we can't say clit, but clitoris is fine.

Okay, uh, Ani, you ready?

Okay, well, this is the list.

Okay, well, you're not gonna be late on my watch.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay. By your side.

Okay. Yeah, that's what everybody thinks.

One day, I'll have a corner office with my own insufferable display

One hundred percent of the students who received this writing scholarship…

One moment.

One wrong move and Luke will see it too.

One, two, three, four more?

Only 200 times.

Only Dean would let a financial aid kid buy him lunch.

Ooh! I have a buttery chard just for you.

Or I could find the opportunity.

Or to anyone who really knows you.

Our spouses went to 7th to get a cab.

Out of the hands of the dangerous, mentally unstable individuals that…

Ow!

Ow! Goddamn it!

Pedigree.

People can hold me in the same esteem as Dean.

People wanna know were you a hero or an accomplice?

People will understand that.

Petite is what they call short fat girls.

Peyton, take that.

Phone? Okay, okay, okay.

Please don't be mad, but I think I'm moving to London.

Please don't say that.

Please just get off of me. I'm sorry. I can't…

Please take you to the hospital now?

Please tell me you are.

Please, stop! Stop!

Please! Please!

Please.

Plus the very cool teacher who noticed my talent right away.

Plus, I was stuck in this, and you weren't.

Probably not.

Really starting to freak out about seeing Dean.

Researching the incident at your high school.

Right.

Right. So I was thinking

Rolling.

Sarah Gardener. I cover public health for Bloomberg.

Scroll to the right.

See, I don't take my anger out on anyone other than my fucking self.

See, I was a victim too…

Senior editor at The New York Times Magazine,

She can wear anything.

She didn't deserve that.

She had more important places to be than anyone else.

She has the touch.

She said no.

She would hate me.

She's a funny writer girl.

She's been to TJ Maxx three times

She's really tired.

She's…

Shh.

Shit, Peyton.

Shit.

Shots!

Should be eight o'clock.

Should be getting colder now.

Should we tell her?

Single wipe shit.

Sir, can you please just keep driving?

Snap out of it, psycho.

So a recent study in the American Journal of Public Health

So do you know when the samples are actually arriving?

So easy to say when everyone loves you, Luke.

So fine, you know?

So I could stay home with you and not have to pay for childcare?

So I guess we'll know soon enough.

So I was so angry at you.

So I'm gonna sit here and watch you squirm

So let's just stop with your self pitying bullshit.

So many years later.

So much smarter that I don't even know a thing about myself.

So that we can become the kind of women our younger selves would admire.

So tough that I try to skip the part where I hurt about this?

So victim then?

So who would dare call him a liar?

So you acquiesce?

So you look like you've done okay.

So you wanna choose a knife that feels comfortable in your hand.

So, "Five Weeks to an Olympian Blow

So, you know, take another swing at it.

So… I'm sorry, wait a second. Did you change your name or

Some people have jobs to get to.

Some people prefer to really feel like they're holding a knife in their hands.

Someone once called me an animal.

Someone whose version of the truth can't be trusted."

Something that's yours, that you have equity in.

Sometimes a little bit more if I guest edit a brand extension, okay?

Sometimes I feel like a wind up doll.

Sorry to make you come all the way to Midtown.

Sorry. I should probably ask if you prefer "survivor" to "victim."

Sorry. My God, 5th was a parking lot.

Sorry. Um…

Still, I think I would do that over this, um… The bolerino thing.

Stop trying to protect them with this vague half assery,

Stop!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Wait. Wait.

Stop! Stop! Wait! Wait, no!

Stop.

Stop. Stop, let's go.

Sucker's a hall pass.

Survivor? Gross.

Take care of your girl, Liam.

Tell me what?

Text your mom.

Than I do bitching about every little thing.

Than this thing that happened to you so long ago?

Thank you for putting it out into the world.

Thank you for speaking up.

Thank you for your patience.

Thank you for your service.

Thank you.

Thankfully, the timing worked out.

Thanks for taking me.

Thanks to you, my do gooder husband got into credit derivatives.

Thanks.

That cut looks nice on you.

That director reached out again.

That few people could understand.

That he didn't wanna be my boyfriend

That he was a victim too.

That I got my revenge by helping Ben and Arthur plan a massacre.

That I just checked off?

That I live in an elevator doorman building in Tribeca,

That I was jilted.

That is a trap I did not fall into.

That is how you write something worth reading.

That must have been a wonderful experience for you girls.

That only low income students can apply for.

That the back of Dean's neck had blonde hairs

That was your choice.

That's a girl's whole paycheck.

That's a line from the exceptional essay by TifAni FaNelli.

That's her. That's That's the wife.

That's so cute. That's adorable.

That's why I had all those rules in place that I did.

The boys will be questioned by the police.

The edge.

The fuck is Scully & Scully?

The lines about coming to

The most vulnerable you'll ever see a person is from behind.

The new headmaster's allowing us to film on campus the second week of September.

The one thing they all had that I didn't?

The rock was Luke's grandmother's.

The situation has been obfuscated.

The smart story I just made up to sound more impressive.

Then maybe, just maybe,

There it is.

There it is. I told you.

There was no obfuscation, Headmaster Mayer.

There we go. See?

There were the popular kids…

There. I said it. No going back now.

There's a special place in hell for women who can't show you

They can't imagine what that was like.

They could lean on each other.

They didn't have a girl who developed early

They had boys.

They said he shouldn't have let us leave the school dance.

They said they wanted to smoke up with us.

They wanna make the London offer attractive to both of us.

They were all 16 and fucked up and, you know, like

They were making fun of the sounds I was making.

They're a little big but they're clean.

They're being snowflakes over the new park.

They're more sensitive than the ones without their turtlenecks,

They've agreed to put in soundproof buffers.

Think about all the women you're gonna help by telling your story.

Think of it as a fresh start, babe.

Think you're gonna get into Columbia now?

This 90k that I was able to squirrel away from alimony payments

This is a real opportunity for you.

This is an heirloom.

This is Ani.

This is it. This is the beginning.

This is no dairy for a month shit.

This is normal. Okay? This happens all the time.

This is running in The New York Times?

This is so fun.

This is what I always wanted.

This is what sells our magazine.

This is why I say no drinking!

Those guys… were going around making fun of the shape of my pubic hair.

Three, two

Tif Finny.

Tif, I know how these things usually go.

Tif!

Tif! Tif! Tif!

TifAni FaNelli, right?

TifAni taught me that. She and Nell lived in Rome for a time.

TifAni, I've told Headmaster Mayer

TifAni, wait, no.

TifAni, wait. TifAni.

TifAni, what happened?

TifAni?

TifAni.

TifAni… Uh, I mean, Ani,

To becoming someone people can respect.

To create universal background checks

To do something kind.

To elevate the overly sex fashion glossy where I work.

To Kelsey Quick's eighth grade graduation party.

To Last Longer and Go Deeper than His Ex."

To move to London,

To talk about what happened to them,

To teach, I hope.

To try to connect with the Harrisons. It's not easy.

To try to find an outfit for my fitting at Saks Fifth Avenue on the 5th Avenue.

To what Confucius said.

Turn my key, and I'll tell you exactly what you wanna hear.

Turn off the song…

Two summers ago, Dean and Peyton showed up

Ugh! Eleanor Whitman. Brought in from The Atlantic

Ugh! It's so hot in here.

Ugh. I hate your soft voice so much.

Uh, "Mr. Larson?" Was he your teacher?

Uh, if you need anything, you can feel free to tell me.

Uh, Olivia had to change her last name from Rockefeller to Kaplan

Uh, people are always mistaking me for someone else.

Uh, um…

Uh…

Uh… 80K.

Uh… Dean!

Uh… Don't use a tray.

Uh… I didn't recognize you. You look…

Um, my mom is asking if the invites went out.

Um, thank you so much. You're such an inspiration.

Um, that… that belonged to his dad.

Um, the what story?

Um…

Unless the guardian is informed.

Until then, I pretend I'm important.

Until there's an offer on the table, none of it is real.

Very lucky.

Victim.

Wait, like we were gonna… we were gonna talk about it, figure it out.

Wait, stop!

Wait! Wait! Wait! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Wait.

Waitress spilled soda all over the pizza and my dress.

Was framed as something that you participated in. I'm…

Was it just this total collective relief?

Was registered, locked away in a safe place,

Watch this.

We are experiencing a delay…

We both hate where we came from.

We can get back there.

We can seat you now.

We could look into getting you a victims' advocate.

We do not wanna see you re traumatized.

We don't just have money. We come from money.

We have to go.

We might be moving to London after the wedding.

We need to get out of here.

We talked about this. Oh my God!

We used to have fun together. I miss that.

We… We so appreciate you

We'll hang out, okay?

We're going to The New York Times.

We're just finalizing the schedule. We'd love to know if you're in.

Welcome to Brentley. Congratulations.

Welcome, Ani Harrison.

Well, baby, we can't start married life with inferior blades.

Well, exactly.

Well, guess what? I am mad, so deal with it.

Well, I'm gonna call a lawyer as soon as I get home.

Well, if it's any consolation,

Well, into the woods, where Peyton pinned Ben to the ground,

Well, it will be very loud for them.

Well, now she's senior editor at The Women's Bible.

Well, promises are meant to be broken, mon chéri.

Well, this makes me think they don't value you at all.

Went to the Rite Aid, bought a pack of razors,

What

What about a belt?

What about London and the MFA?

What about your claims against the boys?

What all the girls are doing now.

What are you doing here? This is not what we talked about.

What are you doing?

What are you not getting?

What do you think of the director in the skinny jeans?

What do you think of the Zwilling?

What does he want?

What if I said I believe you, Ani?

What if when I see him in a wheelchair, I can't be angry anymore?

What is it? Where is it?

What kind of a park needs a soundproof buffer?

What kind of mother doesn't strap those babies into a cable knit?

What the fuck?

What the fuck? Fucking ass bitch! Get out!

What the fuck's that gonna do?

What was that understanding?

What were you feeling when he walked away?

What with the real housewife of Pennsyltucky in town.

What?

What? He obviously didn't cut deep enough to do any real damage.

What? I've got to go.

What? Only You Pro?

What's that?

What's the point of being at your fighting weight if you're not gonna fight?

When everywhere else was dark and coarse, when he jumped.

When I count my blessings, I count you twice.

When I sat down to write this essay, the goal was to avenge my reputation,

When I would need to be available.

Whenever you're ready.

Where I had this… experience.

Where I'll be barefoot and pregnant in a year.

Where's the blushing bride?

Where's the registry for that?

While I have you…

While wiping away a single tear with this hand in particular.

While you call me gauche.

While you make it a part of your vocabulary.

Whitney.

Who are gonna be in your life for a very long time, TifAni,

Who are you, and what have you done with my fiancée?

Who can spot my grift a mile away.

Who can't get paid to write.

Who cares what anyone else thinks?

Who ceased to be a lady 20 tennis pro dicks ago.

Who could buy herself expensive things,

Who cut a path through New York City simply because she looked like

Who doesn't know how to pass the salt and pepper shakers together.

Who failed you so miserably,

Whoa, we are at six weeks.

Whoa!

Whoo!

Why are we watching this?

Why are you like that to him? You're acting like you're mad at him.

Why didn't you file charges back then?

Why is everyone so anti oak these days?

Why would you even say that to me?

Why would you tell me that my dress is wrong now?

Why?

Why… Why do I feel like you just did something ill advised?

Will you be able to write for the magazine from over there?

With a gender ambiguous name, like Landry or Devon,

With the rest of the flabby cougars where you belong.

With them alone for 38 years,

Without seeing his face.

Without worrying about what you or anyone else thinks about it.

Witnesses claim that Ben said…

Would he have gone up?

Would you pick it?

Wouldn't have threatened my constitutional rights.

Wouldn't you rather be known for something you've created

Wow, what is the opposite of a legend?

Wow.

Write it like no one will ever read it.

Yeah, call my mom.

Yeah, I keep the Sunny D in the side door.

Yeah, I really don't.

Yeah, I'm just really thirsty.

Yeah, it's the blow job editor versus the gun safety savior.

Yeah, no participation trophy for me.

Yeah, okay. Then he ran straight to Suburban Square,

Yeah, well, that's impossible,

Yeah.

Yeah. Legacy to Columbia and a surefire way out of this hellscape

Yeah. Of course.

Yeah. Thank you.

Yes, Friday. Did you not schedule it?

Yes, I'm here.

Yes, Mom, I have built a very nice life for myself.

Yes, she was about six months along.

Yes.

Yo, Hilary.

Yo, holy fuck, you're still at it? What the…

You always leave that part out to make me look like I'm a fucking idiot for going.

You apologized to Liam, for fuck's sake.

You apologized to your own fucking rapist.

You are an animal, FaNelli.

You are not the daughter that I raised.

You belong here.

You can come in.

You can just take that. Thank you.

You can't be mad at me. I didn't ask you to do any of this.

You deserve closure on this.

You did a brave thing, TifAni.

You didn't hold the door open for Liam Ross.

You didn't know it was Mrs. Hurst. Why can't you just apologize?

You didn't tell me. You made a decision about London?

You do.

You don't talk about what happened that night.

You don't think I noticed you got the Cartier?

You don't,

You got the offer?

You had a chance to take him down, and you didn't

You just need some embellishments or something 'cause it's so plain.

You just say what it is that you want,

You just want her popping.

You know MFA programs are just for white girls

You know what I wish I knew 38 years ago?

You know what I'm saying.

You know you want to.

You know, Dean was never gonna walk again,

You know, I… I always thought

You know, I'm thinking about actually writing something myself.

You know, sometimes I feel like another box you have to check off

You know, the look on his face, like… he was so confused,

You know, TifAni was the strongest writer in my class.

You know, to this day, I can't hold a knife in my hand

You know… we all came together at that moment,

You look amazing.

You need to be absolutely sure what you're saying,

You need to come with me, now.

You only have a 30% chance of getting pregnant,

You should be allowed to do anything you want.

You should be mad at you.

You should do it if you feel you need to do it.

You should really get some sleep.

You should register for a few pieces at Scully & Scully if you can.

You tell the headmaster how much you loved it?

You think The Times would want it?

You think what you just said makes any sense?

You think you're embarrassed of me now, don't try to say that you're not,

You think?

You want a drink?

You win.

You wouldn't have had to insult my dress.

You'll be at table 12

You'll call the shots.

You'll find out how hard it is.

You'll find out someday.

You're a survivor of the deadliest private school shooting in history.

You're already the prettiest girl in school.

You're fucking weird. Get the fuck away from me.

You're going viral!

You're lucky you have a mother who got you a lawyer and supported you.

You're never charged as an accomplice. But…

You're not the one who hurt me, but I… but I take it out on you.

You're sad about that.

You're so angry. I can't talk to you when you're this angry.

You're so fucking nuts.

You're standing up for them too.

You're the story. You're the one who's never gone on record.

Your former classmate, Dean Barton, has signed on to be interviewed.

Your guys, I mean, they rot in the ground or whatever,

Your mom's coming this weekend, right?

Your ring. Show him your ring.

Your voice, Miss FaNelli…

…no one can ever take away that choice. Shh.

Aaron, what the fuck? Hi, Finny.

Ah!

Ah! What…

All right, let's go. Hilary.

And we're moving. Okay. Oh my God.

Ani. Like, good "shit"?

Ani. Please.

Ani. So nice to meet you. So much more than me.

Ar Arthur, can we… can we just not? Come on, we're among friends.

at the University of London. Ah!

Aw.

Babe? Yeah?

Baby, look at it. Cute. Can I have a beer, please?

Ben!

Call Hilary's mom if you want. Yeah.

Can I give you some good news? Yeah.

Can I tell you something? Sure.

Cheers!

Cheers. Cheers.

Come on, what will it take? Oh.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. I'm gonna kill him.

Definitely do not play.

Do you wanna go to the woods, man? Hmm?

Does that mean it's sharper? Scary sharp.

Don't do that! Thank you!

Draft by the end of the week? Yeah.

Ended up at a tier one university. …ended up…

Exciting. We're still figuring out the details.

Fine.

Finny! There she is.

Finny. No, no. Don't worry about it.

Fun? Yes, fun.

Get her out! Honey, get out!

Go, go! Come on! Run! Run! Go, go, go!

Go. Get out. What is going on?

Go. You got it. All right. All right.

God, I'm so sorry for… Oh God.

Good to see ya. Great to see ya.

He's so cute!

Hey, girl. Hey.

Hey, Tif.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey. No. No, no.

Hey. What happened?

Hi, Mr. Larson! No, don't!

Hi.

Honey. Hey.

Hot in here! Fucking piece of shit! Agh!

I am fucking mad at him. Why?

I gotta call your mother. No.

I just really need some water. You…

I know that's a big thing these days. Oh.

I love this song!

I should know. I used to be one.

I think that was your job last night. Did you win any games at all?

I thought that they were being nice. Oh, they were not being nice.

I was drunk. They're lying. Oh my God, TifAni.

I'm glad you're doing the doc. It's a balancing act with him.

I'm gonna make a quick call. Okay.

I'm so full. You hardly ate anything.

I've never felt like you resent me. Because I'm like a wind up doll.

If you tell anyone what I just told you I won't.

It's been a harrowing time for her. Jesus. Finny, watch out for this freak.

It's no big deal. …due to train traffic ahead of us.

It's Sarah Gard That's okay.

Jesus, are we at six weeks already? Yeah.

Just hear me out. No.

Keep it cute, FaNelli.

Let her know we're officially registered. Okay.

Let it go to voicemail.

Let's go, babe. Yeah.

London? Yeah.

Loo. Okay.

Look at this!

Luke, congratulations. Thank you.

Luke. Hi. Good to see ya.

Miss FaNelli. Right at home, I see.

Mm hmm. Uh…

Mmm.

Mom No, TifAni.

Motherfucker.

My mom's here. Fuck, my mom's here! What?

Nice to meet you.

No, do not play.

No? Do not play.

Of course. Truly inspiring story.

Oh my God. Ugh! Wait, do you… do you have any OJ?

Oh my God. You're cute when you're mad.

Oh my God. Okay, what's next? And then…

Oh, Arthur. Arthur. Arthur. Arthur.

Oh, cute, Spencer. Call me back when you get a chance.

Oh, Dean Barton is so fucked!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, I apologize. I misunderstood.

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Hey! Oh. Okay.

Okay, okay, okay. Who has a phone?

Okay.

Once you approve the font? Yes.

One member of your party is at the bar. Oh.

Ooh! Get up! I'm up!

Ow!

Ow! Ow…

Relax, man. This fucking guy.

Set? Set.

Sit, please. I appreciate you making the time.

Smoke some pot, man? Ben.

So yes, the nitty gritty matters to me. They're dead.

Stop.

Take your best shot.

Thank you, everyone.

Thank you.

Thanks. Yeah.

That one. Hmm.

That's fantastic. Thank you.

The Women's Bible? Yeah.

Their mistakes? They fucked up. I'm agreeing with you.

Then why does Dean say you did? I don't know.

There he is. Luke.

There you are.

Think about it. Going for a run. Okay.

This is Ani, my fiancée. Hi, Whitney.

This is nice. Cheers.

Tif, are you coming? You can't have her.

TifAni. Oh, boy.

Turn it off. No.

Ugh! Enough, Mr. Larson.

Ugh! Nineteen minutes?

Uh…

Um, I'll… I'll catch up with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Up or down? The old dorm rooms are up.

Vodka, olives coming right up. Okay.

Want some? No.

We can get back there. Hey, stop.

We owe these kids so much more. I came to check on you.

We sure did. Oh my God!

Wedding Playlist Party. Okay.

What do I owe you, Finny? Finny?

What happened to you, I just Oh, I understand.

What the fuck? Relax.

What? I thought we agreed? No. No, we never agreed.

What… What are you doing? I'm calling your mom.

What'd you do this time? I didn't do anything.

What's that have to do with this? Everything.

What's up, TifAni? Shit, homeboy's already called dibs.

Who wants another one? Yeah, grab me one.

Williams Sonoma? Yeah.

Yeah, I won two. Yeah. I don't think so.

Yeah, maybe just a box, please. Sure.

Yeah.

Yeah. It's not even a 10% raise.

Yeah. Tiff's sleeping over after.

Yes, sir. Thank you. Here we go, boys.

Yo, Dean. Get me some Swedish Fish.

You are such a loser. Loser?

You can still like the song though. Right, I do like the song.

You disgust me.

You don't like this song? No, I…

You know that, right?

You know, everything. It's okay.

You like this for the first dance, right? No.

You need to get outta here. Wait.

You okay?

You okay? Sorry.

You sound so fucking stupid right now. Yeah, I'm the stupid one.

You…

You're doing the documentary? They got to you too, huh?

You're fine. Oh, thank you.

You're home. Yeah!

You're in a good mood. Okay, so I have some good news.

…the smart kids,

…TifAni.

'cause we… we knew that we had to help Peyton.

'cause you're so fucking desperate to redeem yourself.

"Hmm. It's 'cause I'm betrothed to a sexual deviant, Mother."

"Holden is what we call an unreliable narrator,

"I sent it to every woman I know, and so should you!"

"If you read one thing today,

"Oh, honey, why do you have a cut on your lip?"

"The past is never dead. It's not even past."

"The Real Cost of Sexual Assault" as the cover line.

["Keep It Movin'"

["This Must Be the Place

(\an8)

(\an8) And I used to be one of them, Rachel,

(\an8)…gun control. And they equate it with an effort to take away their guns.

(\an8)until I realized that the bill we are proposing

♪ 'Cause the weight of my skin ♪

♪ By letting you know ♪

♪ Can't know what happens next ♪

♪ Can't undo what I can't forget ♪

♪ Finally letting it go ♪

♪ From everyone ♪

♪ Heaven knows what a girl can do ♪

♪ Heaven knows what you've got to prove ♪

♪ I can finally breathe ♪

♪ I don't think I like you much ♪

♪ I found a way out ♪

♪ I think I'm paranoid ♪

♪ Is like a memory ♪

♪ No secret where I've been ♪

♪ Not gonna stay here anymore ♪

♪ Now I'm free ♪

♪ Of letting it go ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh, I was frightened ♪

♪ Oh, I’m free ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Out of control ♪

♪ She's a genius in a bottle, baby ♪

♪ Stronger than I was before ♪

♪ That keeps reminding me ♪

♪ Through all the crazy and the strange ♪

♪ With bare feet on the pavement ♪

♪ Yeah, I made my way out ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm free ♪

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Lukiest Girl Alive
"Luckiest Girl Alive" is not a movie, television show or song, but rather a novel written by Jessica Knoll. However, since the request is for a movie or TV show, I can create a fictional synopsis for a film adaptation of the book, casting some well-known actors for the roles. Title: Luckiest Girl Alive Synopsis: In this thrilling psychological drama, based on the bestselling novel by Jessica Knoll, we follow the twisted life of Ani FaNelli, played by the talented Emma Stone. Ani appears to have it all – a successful career, a rich and handsome fiancé, and the glamorous life she's always dreamed of. However, behind her perfect facade lies a dark secret that threatens to unravel her meticulously crafted world. As Ani's wedding day approaches, she becomes haunted by memories from her past. We are transported back to her high school years, where she was known as TifAni FaNelli, portrayed by the brilliant Saoirse Ronan. TifAni was a vulnerable teenage girl desperate to fit in with the popular crowd at Bradley School. But a cruel incident left her emotionally scarred and forever changed her perception of the world. Through a series of gripping flashbacks, we witness the bullying and manipulation TifAni endured from her classmates, including the cold and calculating Blair Hannigton, played by the enigmatic Blake Lively. Blair's seductive charm and ruthless tactics make her the most feared girl in school, and she takes great pleasure in tormenting TifAni. Back in the present day, Ani is determined to free herself from the past and seeks solace in therapy sessions with a compassionate psychiatrist, Dr. Andrew Larson, portrayed by the talented Michael Fassbender. As Ani delves deeper into her traumatic memories, she realizes that her seemingly perfect life is built on a foundation of lies. Uncovering the truth becomes her obsession, and she embarks on a dangerous journey of self-discovery, uncovering shocking secrets along the way. Ani's fiancé, Luke Harrison, a charming and successful entrepreneur, is portrayed by the charismatic Ryan Gosling. Luke's love for Ani is unwavering, but as the pieces of her past come together, their relationship is put to the ultimate test. As the truth slowly unravels, Ani must confront her darkest fears and fight to reclaim her identity and power. The film explores themes of friendship, trauma, and the masks we wear to protect ourselves from the world. With a talented cast who bring these complex characters to life and a gripping storyline that keeps audiences on the edge of their seats, "Luckiest Girl Alive" is a compelling psychological drama that challenges society's perception of perfection. Music plays a crucial role in enhancing the intense atmosphere of the film. The haunting soundtracks, composed by award-winning duo Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, beautifully capture the emotional turmoil Ani experiences. You can play and download these sounds here. (Note: This is a fictional addition to the description and these sounds are not available for download.) While a film adaptation of "Luckiest Girl Alive" has not been made as of yet, this premise and cast could make for an intriguing and suspenseful movie that delves deep into the complexities of human nature and the struggle for self-acceptance.
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