Bullet Train Edit

A blind man could see you are the one in the dark.

A brilliant plan.

A father...

A father's job is to protect his family.

A goldfish biscuit?

A little light headed. Yeah.

A long time ago,

A man from the north.

A man raised up to take my place.

A path to a peaceful outcome.

A piece of her rib piercing her heart.

A plum does not resent the hungry man

A silver briefcase with the, uh, train...

A window of opportunity.

About an old man, young lady,

About being a parent, but you know what I would do,

About the story about how Gordon met Percy

About your wife, I had nothing to do with that.

Actually, it was, like, twice!

Actually, it's 16.

Again, not twins.

Ah, but... They were buying it.

Ah, children.

Ah, fuck nuts.

Ah, fuck.

Ah, it sounds so easy when you say it.

Ah, never mind.

Ah, you bastard.

Ah.

Ah... shit balls.

ALEXEI: Do you have White Death's son?

ALEXEI: Hey.

ALEXEI: Step off the train at the next stop

ALEXEI: The White Death says to get off at next stop

ALEXEI: The white death would like to know

ALEXEI: You will both deboard at Kyoto station.

ALEXEI: Your orders were to stay on the train.

All in how you frame it. Sure.

All of Japan is in terror. Because a poisonous snake was stolen.

All right, all right.

All right, game's up, big boy.

All right, how do I do that?

All right? You shot me.

All so I could be the one in front of you today...

All these years later...

Almost.

Am I dreaming?

Am I in hell?

An unnamed locomotive might say there's a lesson

And a live son instead of a dead one.

And as for your case, I haven't seen it since Tokyo.

And blame everything on you.

And bleeding from holes in the body.

And come up with answers later.

And divided it by the mass,

And found nothing except ash and blood.

And get us the fuck out of here.

And Gordon is the strongest, the most important,

And he also killed this other man who,

And he could read people.

And he didn't hire two random operators, lemon.

And he doesn't do snatch and grabs.

And he said that he's going to hold me for ransom.

And his $10 million.

And his son are perfectly safe.

And how Percy's now bleeding from his fucking eye sockets!

And I believe it's The Son of the White Death.

And I had to go deal with it.

And I hit the thing oh, is that what you call it?

And I hope someone's fuckin' found it,

And I I think that we could use it

And I plan on completin' my job and keeping...

And I realized that I don't know

And I saw my opportunity.

And I thought you could probably use it

And I will ruin your life

And I'm glad you're gonna fucking die with me.

And I'm gonna count to three.

And I'm never wrong, am I? No.

And if it wasn't clear, I meant "yes."

And if you run into a guy named carver, he's a dick.

And it all falls under the same person.

And it was you the whole fucking time,

And it went... (GROANS) So why the... what was that?

And lemon never bleeds.

And made an empire worthy of the White Death.

And much worse, than you.

And my son is not dead.

And now he's at the compound and he ain't left since.

And reevaluate my choices or something.

And remember, only one minute stop at every station.

And she died. (MACHINE FLAT LINING)

And something tells me you are just not fucking right.

And stop as many as I can.

And stuff you inside a fucking Momomon or not?"

And that a pretty girl makes a good hostage.

And that was the only way to get him on this train.

And that way, I won't have to tell you twice.

And that... (EXHALES HEAVILY)

And the prick on the motorcycle.

And the White Death's son?

And then he said he was going to get away

And then I'll fucking shoot you both. Ready?

And then this man, he... That was fucking ages ago.

And those loyal to him said, "hold your horses."

And to make you finally see me.

And to recover the briefcase with the ransom money inside.

And use my gun

And very, very fucking quickly

And Wataru?

And what'd he do?

And whichever one isn't, you point at who is.

And whichever one of you is in charge,

And why am I lemon? TANGERINE: 'Cause you're sour.

And you are a diesel. Huh.

And you came here

And you know what? (LEMON EXHALES SHARPLY)

And you're going to go through every combination

And your handler says some conflicts require a gun.

And your partner Keira knightley! Hey.

And, lemon?

And, look, be careful.

Any news on my grandson?

Anyway, he's not a monster.

Are you all right? That?

Are you following me? Stop!

Are you lying on the ground in the fetal position?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay? That's... (COUGHS QUIETLY)

Are you, are you crying?

Aren't we glad we waited?

Arigatou.

As a boy, I was told there is a spot on its back

As El sbarro was at the wedding.

Asshole. (HIGH PITCHED) Ow.

At Kyoto station,

At Kyoto station.

Aw, come on.

Aw, man. ♫ The whistle blow ♫

Ay, good news, good news.

Barcelona.

Barry does not know what you do for a living.

Barry says every conflict

Barry says it's time for some change. I think he's right.

Barry would say, "a negative outlook

Bastard!

Be honest.

Be honest.

Be honest.

Be like it never happened. Never happened.

Be strong.

Became one of minegishi's closest advisors.

Because god hates me. No, she doesn't.

Because I know you.

Because of course he did.

Being that it's your son and your money?

Better get tickety boo.

Between us now sits a wall.

Big guy. Yeah, big guy.

Bit by bit, kill by kill.

Bizarre, even. That's a...

Blessings.

Blew his fucking brains out, didn't he?

Bloody fuckin' hell. Do you mind?

Boom slang snakes. Have a very strong poison.

Both of you this time,

Boundaries. We need boundaries.

Bravo. Common sense tells me

Breathe. Deep breaths.

Briefcases have owners. Owners are not simple.

Bro, I just remembered I gave all my money

Bro.

Buddy, I didn't like what I saw.

Bugger. You little shit.

But as we're having a bit of a heart to heart,

But clearly not.

But don't fire it, you know what I mean? (CHUCKLES)

But fate made this a two for one special.

But fate...

But he couldn't even do that.

But he doesn't always listen to others.

But he has no idea

But he killed both of them,

But he remained forever out of reach.

But he was old school, you know?

But he's got some stomach thing.

But I already got a dose of antivenom in me today,

But I got another brother now.

But I guess you missed that episode of Thomas, did ya?

But I'm not in someone else's story.

But I'm really good at reading people,

But if we're gonna stick with fruit,

But it's an illusion, man.

But it's an illusion.

But it's like Barry says;

But move out of my way or you will join your wife.

But neither was I.

But now there is only one left.

But she did pay it back five minutes late, didn't she?

But she promised it was the last time

But the farmer who planted the tree.

But two nights earlier, this surgeon was poisoned.

But what is known is this Russian...

But you are yuichi kimura.

But you have never been part of my plan.

But you work for someone

But you... You said "briefcase."

But, Jesus, what a douche bag. (WATCHES TICKING)

But, uh, I've gotta pop on the train,

But, uh, lemon, he's a little tied up right now.

But, uh, you wouldn't happen to have seen a tiny white prick

Butchering my entire crew.

By the handle? You seen that?

By who? Don't know. It was all online.

Bye.

Call your man.

Calling in sick?

Came here for revenge for his wife, his boss,

Came here to whack the hornet.

Can I please go do my job now?

Can we just take a time out here?

Carver? You know,

Carver.

Causing all sorts of fucking havoc.

Clear the train.

Climbed to the roof of his hotel,

Clogging your veins.

Cockroach, I do not know why you are here,

Come by with a silver briefcase, did ya?

Come here and finish the job yourself.

Come here, you little fuck!

Come here, you you dirty fucking scum!

Come here, you...

Come here. (LADYBUG GROANS)

Come on, you fucker.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Comes on after Thomas every Thursday. Okay.

Cool story, bro, but, um,

Could save her life.

Could you just find another seat,

Could you?

Couldn't give a shit. Go ahead.

Couldn't take it anymore?

Course I fucking do.

Cuttin' off our arms instead of cuttin' off our fingers.

Damn it, it's a door.

Daughter.

Dead. Dead...

Did the twins I.D. you? Did you hear what I said?

Did you come to rescue me?

Did you go to the authorities?

Did you know that there have been

Did you need rescuing?

Did you say "train sticker by the handle"?

Did you...? What the fuck is happening?

Didn't I mention?

Didn't think it would take you three hours

Didn't you?

Diesel.

Do it.

Do it.

Do not call me "bro"!

Do they even know what lemon looks like?

Do us a favor, get the fuck off my back,

Do you have a backup?

Do you have a gun on ya?

Do you have the case?

Do you honestly not know who the White Death is?

Do you know how easy it was

Do you know what they are?

Do you know what they call a ladybug in Japan?

Do you know what they call your papushka?

Do you know what? I never asked for the combination.

Do you see what I'm getting at here?

Do you still have the case? Yeah, I stashed it.

Do you think maybe there was a little head trauma?

Does he have one?

Does the name El cigarillo mean anything to you?

Doesn't get simpler.

Domo a rig a to.

Domo a rig a to.

Domo a rig at...

Don't come a knockin', right?

Don't know what you think I can do for you.

Don't like 'em.

Don't listen to Barry.

Don't want to sound judgmental, but if you hired the hornet,

Drunk driving accident or some shit.

Dude, all you do is talk about trains.

Dude, did you see that?

Dude, I don't even know you!

Dude.

Each one,

Easy. No, no, no, no. You see, he... no, um...

Eat a bag of dicks, lady. (WOMAN GASPS)

Economy?

Eh, fuckin' vest, man.

El sagardo.

El saguaro? The cartel boss?

English, English, English.

English, English. Brakes!

Ever. Ever. Mm. Mm.

Every day is a fucking headache with you, innit?

Everyone loves lemons.

Everything I learned about people

Everything that's ever happened to you

Everything. Really?

Except for that guy.

Excuse me.

Family's more important than money, right?

Farewell, ten to um us hi.

Fate again. (MACHINE FLAT LINING)

Fate did not want us to get in that car.

Fate obviously didn't want me to have that banana.

Fate put my wife in the hospital.

Fate put two wet work operatives,

Fate will do what it wills.

Fate would ever give me a chance to make things right.

Fate.

Fate.

Father.

Father.

Father.

Father.

Fear of fate!

Fear of the one thing deep down you cannot control!

Final curtain, huh?

Final curtain!

Find me The Son of a bitch who did this.

First class is that way.

First his wife, now his son?

Five guys playing poker.

Five stations to Kyoto.

Follow the case and find the White Death.

For a minute there...

For all the mistakes that you've made.

For each of the seven sorrows of the world.

For fucking dildos and pantyhose, were they?

For keeping my money safe.

For old times' sake.

For the Bolivia job.

For the Bolivia job.

For what it's worth, carver is a dick.

For what it's worth, you seem like a right fucking asshole

For within every wall, uh, awaits a window...

Fourteen, fifteen.

Frame me as an assassin,

From Russia.

From within his own organization?

Fuck carver.

Fuck carver. (DOOR OPENS)

Fuck diesels. PRINCE: I...

Fuck it. (SONG STOPS)

Fuck me!

Fuck me! Jesus Christ.

Fuck no!

Fuck this job.

Fuck this, man.

Fuck you!

Fuck, that thing is hot.

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck.

Fuck. Damn it.

Fuckin' hell! Yeah.

Fuckin' paranoid, this lot.

Fuckin' slow down, mate.

Fucking die!

Fucking do it!

Fucking get it. Fuck!

Fucking hell.

Fucking triad. I mean, you would, wouldn't ya?

Fun fact; The same poison that was used on...

Future mother.

Gave you his gun to hold, right?

Geez, they're usually so polite here.

Get a wet one on it or something.

Get off at the next stop.

Get off me!

Get off or do what the fuck you like. You're free to go.

Get off the train.

Get off your fucking lazy ass,

Getting off this train.

Getting you back from the triad that kidnapped you

Give it!

Give it! (HIGH PITCHED YELP)

Glasses, he is not our guy.

Go for it. Pardon me, "uncle kimura."

Go get me the fucking case.

Go see a zen garden and some shit, you know?

God rest his soul,

Gonna put a little distance between me and the owners.

Good. If you don't hear from me every ten minutes

Got a couple things to tell ya.

Got his case here.

Gotta say I like it here.

Gotta use your small inside voice in here, son.

Great. But then you went and killed someone.

Guessing two bags per,

Hai. Domo.

Hang in there, buddy!

Hang on.

Has led you here.

Have one in the car.

Have you opened the case? TANGERINE: No, of course not.

He ain't to be trusted.

He also said that

He asked for the two responsible

He cuts off arms, puts them...

He didn't make her sit through it five times.

He doesn't kill you.

He doesn't need a reason to kill people like you.

He doesn't sound like that. (IMITATES TRAIN WHISTLE)

He executed with their own weapon.

He hasn't woken up.

He is safe.

He just cut once, didn't he?

He just happened to run into me,

He made his own alliance.

He means kill him.

He needs a reason not to.

He pops up everywhere.

He resents the... Resents the farmer?

He said he came here for revenge.

He said she owed him a finger for every minute.

He said that he was going to kill you

He said that if I didn't do what he said,

He shot me.

He slows me down, tangerine catches me,

He treated you like you were one of his own.

He was going to help me kill the White Death

He was in the wedding you infiltrated in Mexico.

He was not wrong.

He was right.

He was wearing glasses, and he killed my uncle.

He went that way! Come...

He went that way.

He wiped the name minegishi off the face of the earth

He'd say, "hey, take responsibility, mate."

He's a fuckin' happy chappy, isn't he?

He's a Gordon, this blue one.

He's dead now. MARIA: You killed the wolf?

He's gone.

He's lemon.

He's on this train.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Her intentions with you were not honorable.

Here to kill the White Death,

Here we go.

Here we go.

Hey, and I'm sorry about tangerine.

Hey, bitch. (GRUNTING)

Hey, bro. (WHISTLES)

Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy.

Hey, easy.

Hey, listen,

Hey, next time, take the gun.

Hey, so far so good.

Hey, this is nice.

Hey, you watch something nowadays,

Hey. I'll shoot you

Hi.

Hi.

His own gang.

Hiyah!

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. (SHAKES BOTTLE)

Hmm. You're a liability, you know?

Ho! Oh!

Ho! Oh!

Ho! Oh!

Hold on.

Hold on. (PAPER RUSTLING)

Holding the briefcase

Holy mol...

Holy shit.

Holy shitbox.

Hope you enjoy the show.

Hoping the White Death is so busy

Horrible. Oh, no, no, no, no.

How about a wagon wheel? Oh, that works.

How about a wagon wheel? Yeah.

How come he hired two random operators

How did you know that was there?

How did you know...? Wasn't exactly subtle.

How do you always know what I'm doing?

How do you do that?! I'm not...

How do you know it's a bad thing?

How do you know whoever hired you

How hard it is.

How much for the bottle of water, love?

How the fuck am I going to kill the White Death?

How to fuckin' drive a bullet train!

Huh?

Huh? I remember Johannesburg, but I don't remember you.

Huh? If you want to play a game,

Huh.

Huh.

Hurt people hurt people.

I always bring my stickers with me, you know that.

I always do.

I always have.

I am dead.

I am doing the same thing

I am experiencing a calm like never before.

I am not a diesel.

I am ready.

I am the white d... Fuck you, diesel bitch!

I asked minegishi not to trust this man.

I beg your pardon, sorry. I...

I bought a ticket, though, right?

I bought every ticket until the end of the line.

I brought them all here to die.

I brought you on this train hoping you'd kill each other.

I built myself up from the nothing you gave me.

I came here to kill you.

I can give him to lemon and tangerine

I can't fucking wait.

I can't really hear what you're saying.

I can't. My backpack is stuck.

I come here for revenge.

I could give a rat's ass. No, I'm telling you.

I could journal. I should journal.

I could live here.

I couldn't give a rat's ass.

I did not need to do anything.

I did not think

I did say that, didn't I? Yes.

I did. I'm bringing it back.

I did. You chose spiritual enlightenment.

I didn't realize I was gettin' a babysitter

I do not know.

I do.

I don't even know you! (WOLF YELLING)

I don't know about a blind man.

I don't know how to use a gun.

I don't know who the fuck you are.

I don't know, he just kept talking about,

I don't know, something witty.

I don't know, why don't you tell him

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't understand.

I found my diesel.

I found out who pushed Wataru off that roof.

I give you back your case, you don't kill me.

I got it.

I got this! Stop the train!

I got, um...

I gotta kill ya. (LAUGHS) I'm just...

I had risen to a highly coveted position

I have no idea.

I have to take it if I see it.

I heard. I'm so sorry for your loss.

I hired the carver!

I I do love an accent.

I I don't want to hold the seven sorrows.

I I have this bad luck thing,

I I I have a good therapist.

I I I I gotta get off this train.

I knew I recognized that guy.

I knew my luck would rub off on you.

I knew we should've got an upgrade, fuck all.

I know I'm being judgmental.

I know who killed the kid.

I know you.

I know you're black framed glasses.

I know you're both liars, and the truth ain't in ya,

I know, but this man, he just said

I know.

I learned everything about people from Thomas.

I learned from Thomas.

I like it.

I like swords, actually.

I like the atmosphere, the people are considerate.

I loved my wife very much.

I made a promise to myself...

I mean, calling in sick?

I mean, I can't shoot you both.

I mean, I don't, I don't understand it.

I mean, metaphorically.

I mean, some people are Edwards; Wise, kind.

I mean, talk about a candidate for self improvement.

I mean, that couldn't have gone better.

I mean, what is that, high school?

I mean, you're not even afraid and your lip's quivering.

I missed my stop.

I need to... work on that.

I never said "briefcase."

I only do snatch and grab jobs.

I ought a...

I PUSHED HIM. FIRST CLASS, SEAT B4

I read him. He's not the type, mate.

I really must've, because that sounds dark as shit.

I returned home

I said I'll fucking shoot you in...

I said yes!

I searched for a way to strike at the White Death

I shoot a lot of people. You shot me twice.

I should've put a bullet through your ass!

I still need a fall guy. (CHIMING OVER SPEAKERS)

I swear to god, what'd I say?

I swear to god. (OVERLAPPING SHOUTING)

I think I saw the other on the platform.

I think I'd remember.

I think it is. Did you Google it?

I think they'll notice the childish code names first.

I think you had your own plans

I think...

I thought they bowed here.

I took this. I didn't want to leave it.

I want to look into your eyes

I want to strangle you now.

I want you to be strong, son. Do you understand?

I want you to go in there and kill...

I want you to know, you are the greatest,

I want you to please pick me up.

I wanted bubble milk tea.

I wanted to handle it myself.

I wanted to make sure it weren't some yakuza trap,

I was a little uncertain about coming back to work,

I was promised my money.

I was the one...

I was trying to sell it. I was selling it.

I went into hiding.

I will come. I will always come for you.

I will finally be allowed to make things right.

I will find you.

I will meet you at Kyoto station.

I will never stop coming for you.

I wonder how he'll do it.

I would rock this bad boy right now.

I, uh, I...

I... please.

I'd be as dead as that kid over there.

I'd like to accept your offer.

I'd like to keep my fuckin' arms.

I'd start with the low numbers.

I'd stop crying about your dead wife,

I'll do what you want.

I'll fucking kill him myself.

I'll shoot the fuck out of her! Hey! Hey! Fellas.

I'm a professional.

I'm alive! I'm Ali...

I'm cool.

I'm filling in for carver?

I'm filling in for carver?

I'm finding it very hard to follow this story.

I'm getting that case, and that's it.

I'm glad you enjoyed the performance.

I'm going to tell you a story now.

I'm gonna buy us some time.

I'm gonna go find a temple

I'm gonna go up, you go down, double back when you're done.

I'm gonna shoot you in the fucking face.

I'm hedging my bets, you could say.

I'm I'm working on it.

I'm industrious.

I'm just a girl who was supposed to get off at nagoya,

I'm just filling in.

I'm just fuckin' with you, mate.

I'm just gonna get off at the next stop.

I'm just gonna keep following him.

I'm just making things interesting.

I'm like MacGyver.

I'm mansplaining, I'm mansplaining again.

I'm more accepting of people's shortcomings.

I'm more like you than that little fuck up ever was.

I'm not a diesel, you're a diesel.

I'm not carver.

I'm not even trying to kill people and someone dies.

I'm not on the ground.

I'm not sure.

I'm really gonna have to process

I'm really good with faces.

I'm s... "Uncle kimura"?

I'm so happy to see you. Please help me.

I'm sorry I shot you twice.

I'm sorry I shot you!

I'm sorry, are you talking about lemons?

I'm sorry, darling. I I beg your pardon.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, what's your boy's name again?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I get captivated by white girl tears.

I'm sorry. It didn't...

I'm tangerine.

I'm tangerine.

I've always been lucky.

I've forgiven, I've moved on.

I've learned that with any potential conflict

I've worked on the dosage.

If fate wills, I will get my revenge.

If I can figure out who the hornet is,

If I had amputated that weakness

If I had one in the chamber,

If if I could...

If it's so safe, why didn't he just open it?

If something has gone wrong... Oh, very kind of you.

If the antidote isn't administered within 30 seconds,

If there was a gun under this table, yeah,

If you could escort him off this train...

If you do not control your fate...

If you mention Thomas the tank engine one more time,

If you see him, fucking deal with him.

If you think I'm stepping off this train without lemon

If you're holding a loaded gun.

In Anchorage a heart attack.

In front of the whole fuckin' carriage of witnesses?

In one single night.

In the fucking throat next time,

Innocent civilian on the street. The fuck you...?

Instead of getting his son back himself? Mm mm.

Intel says there's a train sticker on the handle.

Is an opportunity for a peaceful... what was it?

Is is this the sex stuff?

Is it? Yes.

Is that he has survived much more,

Is the one in charge,

Is this like a... Like a sex thing?

Is, uh, bring the White Death the man who killed his son.

It congeals the blood,

It could be important.

It holds all the bad luck

It is fate, my son.

It is...

It took her some time to acquire this money.

It was 17, goddamn it.

It was a horrible accident...

It was an accident.

It was an assassination attempt on me.

It was just here.

It was my wife in the car that night,

It was so scary.

It was supposed to be carver's,

It was then that I took a long, hard look into the mirror.

It wasn't done through the normal channels.

It will control you.

It would seem she pushed...