Mozart in the Jungle - Season 1 Edit

A beautiful song.

A beekeeping apiary for our rooftop,

A big loud one.

A composer suppressed by the Nazis?

A ditty?

A genius with a 20 inch waist.

A great, great night. You look lovely.

A green... No, no. She's Ana Maria.

A heartfelt thanks to some

A little bit different.

A little bit faster, all right?

A little bit more gently?

A little bit more sound, more bow.

A little Inderal just to take the edge off?

A Lorée Royal 125?

A man could meditate or marinate?

A man of superior talent will go to pieces

A member who's been therefor more than two years

A modeling agent or something,

A musical podcast where classical music is our forte.

A nice cocktail of Grey Goose and a mild steroid.

A period contemporary mind fuck, you know?

A proper return on my investment.

A quarter ounce and a couple of Z bars.

A real evil eye?

A stamp?

A start? What, are you gonna become like a big model now?

A toxic waste facility?

A whole fucking cavalcade of weirdos.

A youthful point of view.

A zippy car, yeah.

A zippy car.

Aah! Aah! Aah!

About lowering the base salary

About the social media proposals.

About this refrigerator situation?

About, you know, Rodrigo and the orchestra.

Absolutely, dude. Straight from Athens.

Absolutely, if they're already hot

Absolutely, maestro.

Absolutely, Maestro.

Absolutely.

Actually,

Actually, I was talking about the Tchaikovsky.

Adios.

After all these years,

After all these years.

After all,

After all, Mr. Beiben is a good friend of Thomas Pembridge.

After you, maestro.

Again.

Ah ha.

Ah, and swift like a gazelle.

Ah, good.

Ah, Hailey. Nothing behind me, everything ahead of me,

Ah, it's okay. I'll pay it. I'll pay it personally.

Ah, man, it's funny, you know?

Ah, my whole world is falling apart.

Ah, thank God you've arrived.

Ah! Thomas. Thomas.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Here you are,

Ah. Okay, the glasses stay on.

Ah. There.

Ah...

Ahem.

Ahh!

Ahh. I'm mortified. I'm gutted.

Ai, dios.

Ai, Gloria,

Ai.

Alex is a ballet dancer here in New York.

Alex texted me and told me to come over after the show.

Alex, Hailey. Hailey, Alex.

Alice, my name is Rodrigo.

Alice.

All good.

All I can hear is an egomaniac with a fucking parrot.

All I ever knew was darkness.

All I'm saying is it's beautiful out.

All right, don't answer that.

All right, Duncan, I think that's enough for today.

All right, going in.

All right, let's go. Right this way.

All right, listen, Gloria, slap me.

All right, okay. Everybody shut up.

All right, thanks so much for coming.

All right, then. It's very nice to meet you, Elizabeth.

All right? Don't do anything you'd be ashamed of.

All right? Okay. Ciao.

All right.

All right.

All right. Have fun with your lessons.

All right. No worries, darling.

All the blood and all the sweat

All the oysters, all the foie gras, everything,

All the plates, it's down here in the dining room.

All the time that we have for today.

All this gossip about bringing Thomas back.

All: Hailey! Hailey! Hailey!

All: Mozart.

All: Rodrigo!

All: Whoo!

Alpaca farm. They're beyond cute,

Also not allowed to eat anything

Also playful.

Also, I haven't even really brushed my teeth yet.

Also, they're into ensembles.

Also, we're not going to eat this bread.

Although the vast majority of you are bourgeois elite.

Although, I must say,

Although, I understand you sometimes have trouble

Always.

Am I too late?

Amen.

Amore...

An extra oboe player?

An invoice for $80,000 overtime,

An oboe lesson at 6:30 in the morning.

An old factory can become an opera house.

Ana Maria, change is okay.

Ana Maria, she's right.

Ana Maria, thank you.

Ana Maria.

Ana Maria.

And

And [laughs] she ignored me.

And 2, they slept together, like, months ago,

And a bunch of parking tickets.

And a damn nifty dresser.

And a good daughter, and, like,

And a sauna on 3 if you crazy kids need it.

And a sensation of Newport,

And a view up Oedipus' toga

And actually, um, this round's gonna be on me.

And Ana Maria, she plays with...

And Ana Maria, she...

And anyway, if you get that job,

And as a gesture of thanks for tomorrow's performance,

And as I'm sure you know, maestro...

And because we play in the August Memorial Symphony Hall

And being constantly worried I'm gonna sprain my ankle or some shit.

And being fucking rude to people?

And Bruno, Bruno Cassel,

And bury your face in the warmth

And Chopin.

And do us both a favor.

And don't call me ma'am, you little douche bags.

And don't get mad.

And don't worry. I have him under control.

And each day, you drag more and more people

And Easter egg hunts here all my life.

And everything just stopped.

And faithless.

And figure that shit out?

And focus on your breathing.

And for dreaming, for dreaming...

And for that alone, and a donation of $300,000,

And fuck up your precious lungs

And Gloria,

And go hide in a neighbor's closet

And go over a few ideas for the upcoming season.

And going on road trips with your boss.

And Hank had an accident on your bed too.

And happiness.

And he invested the inheritance,

And he thinks he's awesome, but I think you can destroy him.

And he wants to play you in "showdown,"

And he was into Wicca and sexual humiliation, and stuff,

And hopefully one day I can say that you are my friend

And I am here to guide you through that process.

And I can listen to Sibelius.

And I can listen to this orchestra.

And I could frame it

And I could hang it on my wall,

And I don't consider the erosion

And I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks about it. "

And I don't think that I could adequately care

And I fell asleep.

And I have never seen

And I have the honor today of conducting you.

And I have to make a bold statement.

And I just... I got to focus right now.

And I like, turned to my mom and I said,

And I may have found a little inspiration, too.

And I need to ask you point blank.

And I said, "Mommy, where's my little black stick?"

And I see you playing your cute little piccolo...

And I wanted to see if there was a way

And I will have a seizure of some kind,

And I will not stand in front of this third rate orchestra

And I wish I could be playing my oboe for him.

And I wish... I wish I could take this check

And I'll sleep in his?

And I'm behind you with my... my little piccolo.

And I'm going to lose my job again.

And I'm going to make bank.

And I'm not gonna tell anybody about it.

And I'm sure you play flawlessly.

And I'm willing to make sacrifices.

And if you don’t hurry up, Hailey,

And is Only Bears Allowed a reliable source?

And it is my duty as a musician to look after her.

And it is not third rate.

And it was...

And it's getting a little bit stuffy.

And late is unacceptable.

And make sure it's wet.

And Ms. Alicia's in charge of my son's homeroom.

And must be brought home to receive medical care.

And needed a dancer for a body spray ad,

And no one can play it.

And not allowing me to see.

And now will you please warmly welcome

And on those notes there will be different numbers.

And our pension payout in half?

And out of the blue you just...

And placed them amongst the finest on the world stage.

And playing selected pieces in complete darkness. "

And please, I need your help.

And put the bombilla, the straw.

And right beside her there is an empty chair.

And Rodrigo, and Rod... Rodrigo! It's full of Rodrigo!

And shake. Shake, shake, shake it very hard. Shake.

And she just, like, fucking hates my guts,

And shouting motherfucker in front of the whole orchestra?

And shoving that breakfast burrito

And shut the fuckin' door.

And single to boot.

And so his mom got it all,

And so sometimes we must navigate new waters.

And so...

And some of that rubs off on my students,

And some of us are pigs.

And speaking of sharp, I'm sitting across from

And tell me my next appointment can't wait any longer.

And thank you for this beautiful suitcase.

And that slut Cynthia is nobody's wife, darling.

And that wool's like gold.

And that...

And that's net the damages

And that's what matters.

And that's what you're doing to me.

And the bed thing, I feel like he just kinda got used to it.

And the coats and the dresses on hangers?

And the darkness of the sweaters

And the deductibles for dependents,

And the hostess is working my shaft, my balls,

And the mate, for example, you can help me make it.

And the money will flow, I promise you.

And the next I’m transcribing a concerto from 200 years ago.

And the night I got married.

And the photo shoot?

And the reporter mentioned that our boy Rodrigo

And the symphony will suddenly be filled with sorority girls

And the tears and the...

And the viola section was too allegro.

And the, uh, tagetes lucida...

And then a tiny check from the New York Symphony

And then Carlotta Di Gozzi...

And then chomp...

And then create a steady stream of air.

And then figuring out how to be a good roommate

And then get ready to make some beautiful music.

And then go out, okay?

And then he died,

And then I pass out.

And then it looks like a funeral. No?

And then of dear Thomas from '95 to '98

And then of Thomas again.

And then the horns came a bar late,

And then they never did anything with their lives.

And then they're going to try to drive a wedge

And then three weeks later I woke her up

And then what?

And then you're going to want to inhale

And there are refreshments at hand.

And there was this girl and she was playing the oboe,

And they may still be boning.

And they were fans of mine,

And this may not be common knowledge, but,

And those are the woodwinds.

And to bring you to the performance.

And to see you so changed.

And tonight I want you to explore,

And toxic waste dumps.

And under no circumstances,

And was originally called the hautbois.

And we came up with a killer color coded system

And we can all drink it together?

And we got him.

And we have to go now.

And we weren't able to perceive

And we will... we will succeed together.

And we'll have Sibelius to keep us company.

And we're just now at a place where we're looking to get some feedback.

And we're not there yet.

And we've only got one room left at the inn.

And what am I going to tell my mother?

And what, perchance, do you want me to play?

And when I finish,

And when you finish, call me, okay?

And when you return, I will be here, and...

And who knows, you know?

And yeah, he, uh, scouted me for the gig.

And you and your guest will be well cared for.

And you are not ready.

And you can blame me if in the short term we don't get there,

And you cannot even see it,

And you could really have anyone that you wanted.

And you have a life, and you have an oboe.

And you hear a young person and play her flute so beautifully.

And you of all people should understand what goes into this.

And you really sacrifice to be the best that you can be,

And you see an institution.

And you still need to sign the back of the check to get the money.

And you want me to fire him?

And you will lose your job...

And you, okay, yes, please. Just put yourself there.

And you.

And you're obviously in love with him.

And you're the only shot I have at coming any closer to this.

And your technique with a bow.

And, I mean, you guys are not used to give it

And, like, Philip Glass supposedly

And, maestro, conduct!

And, maestro, I hope I don't disappoint you

And, Mrs. Sheiffelbein, would you mind?

And, of course, the critics tended to agree.

And, uh, this is your suit.

And, uh, you're excellent with your piccolo.

And, um,

And, um, I'll find you.

And, um, she got me one and that was that.

And, um, then eventually I found the other aliens.

And, you know, hey,

And, you know, Winslow Elliott,

And...

And...

And... great inside.

Anecdotal evidence and my personal scientific research

Anna Maria has to play the Sibelius violin concerto.

Anna Maria, look into my eyes.

Anna Maria.

Anna Maria.

Anna Maria...

Another souvenir.

Any questions?

Any questions?

Anything else?

Anything I could say right now, so...

Anything zippy is good.

Anything?

Anyway, I am here reporting for duty.

Anyway, I never forgot it.

Anyway, put the camera here.

Anyway, you were okay.

Apologies. The McGills. Ah,

Are always taking things out of context.

Are these your wire cutters?

Are we going to pick up Ana Maria?

Are we moving to Manhattan with our new found riches?

Are you a little drunk?

Are you a little, uh...

Are you an assistant of some kind?

Are you aware

Are you coming tonight?

Are you dealing drugs to members of the orchestra?

Are you embarrassed to play it?

Are you going to allow me to go backstage after the performance.

Are you going to play for us as well?

Are you going to repeat the directions

Are you guys fucking with me?

Are you guys playing? What are you playing?

Are you kidding me? This is my dream axe.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you ready for an adventure?

Are you satisfied with us?

Are you serious?

Are you stoned?

Are you sure? It usually is.

Are you wearing eyeliner?

Are you willing to do that, Alice?

Are you?

Are you... are you sure?

Aren't you Elizabeth Campbell?

As a man that people feel obligated to flatter,

As do I.

As do I. Some of these conductors keep going and going.

As is ever so on the road.

As most of you know,

As one movement ends, another must begin.

As part of my efforts to raise awareness about climate change.

As part of their annual gift. Come on.

As soon as you can.

As you know, this is a very simple tune,

As you might suspect,

At 12 years old, he was the youngest person

At 23, he conducted at La Scala.

At 25, he lifted the Oslo symphony

At college, she turned me onto Ayn Rand, it was like,

Audience sees one thing: our new maest...

Auntie Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers.

Aw, tell me, how are the boys... Ryan and...

Awesome bulletin board.

Awesome.

Ay, wey.

Ay, wey.

Baby, leave with me now, mon amour.

Badass, huh?

Bambi, can we take lgor Stravinsky for a walk?

Basically, since we started to work together,

Be responsible for the first time in my life.

Beautiful day.

Because I can... Yeah. I can help.

Because I can't hear shit.

Because I feel that that

Because I get such a...

Because I listened to my blood.

Because I respect you so much.

Because I would love your support

Because I'm about the magic.

Because it always gets a little bit crazy.

Because it tends to feature my good side.

Because it's my opening night at the New York Symphony.

Because it's not just only the patrons arriving in style,

Because last time it was cold,

Because my grandmother had played, so...

Because that's what we need to get some dimension into what we do.

Because that’s the only way that this is going to be relevant.

Because the only money I have coming in right now

Because the performer that we are watching tonight,

Because the risk itself was something we could market.

Because the"1812 Overture"

Because we have to leave immediately.

Because you keep changing the program.

Because you're the one who wears two watches, so...

Because your vision is blocked by your gigantic fucking ego.

Because, honestly, it's so, so over,

Because, you know, if that is the case...

Before I do go, I would just like to say

Before they got those tattoos.

Before your flight.

Believe in me.

Berlin, Kenya...

Betty Cra... Okay.

Betty Cragdale, she's a wonderful oboist.

Betty Cragdale?

Betty Cragdale.

Betty, I need to ask you a question.

Betty, she's harmless.

Betty, this is incredible.

Betty: I shared an apartment with two Hell's Angels

Betty.

Between the older members of the orchestra

Bienvenue!

Bit of a conversation stopper.

Blood. That's what matters. I like that.

Bob, are you flirting with her?

Bob, I hate to admit it, but I kind of like your style.

Bob, if you want to play like a god,

Bob, is it time for our ten minute break?

Bob, Warren Boyd, Svetlana. What's up?

Bob.

Bob.

Bonanza.

Bonanza.

Boom! You have a seat.

Boom.

Brahms? Mozart? Handel?

Brass. Hit.

Brava, [speaks Spanish]

Brava.

Bravo, Maestro, bravo.

Bravo!

Bravo! Bravo!

Break a leg, maestro.

Brroklyn, 48th.

Bubonic plague.

Buenas noches.

Bueno.

Buenos días, familia, eh?

Bunch of get well stuff for Rodrigo.

Bunny arranged the music.

Bunny.

But

But "Hear the Hair"?

But all I'll say is that, um,

But also the most amusing and interesting person I’ve ever met.

But at least he was easy to drive.

But big donors are here...

But by the person who responds.

But can't I even go out to play with my friends?

But don't ever underestimate me.

But don't turn off the tape.

But growing old alone,

But here's the thing.

But how will I know the difference?

But I can listen.

But I can say that

But I can still be around her?

But I can tame her.

But I can't because I need that $89.

But I can't.

But I didn't come to see you.

But I got to tell you, Cynthia, as a friend,

But I guess as long as you know what you want to do with your life,

But I have paint thinner and kerosene. That work?

But I have so many things to talk with you about.

But I have to admit, I like Rodrigo more and more.

But I learned this thing's insane,

But I practiced last night.

But I will take it off after I play the concert.

But I'm a little bit grown up.

But I'm allergic to coconuts.

But I'm just getting started, Edward.

But I'm no miracle worker.

But I'm pretty fuckin' sick of being called Lizzie.

But I'm sticking with it,

But in the meantime,

But in the meantime, please bear with us.

But in the silence between them.

But it's just hair.

But it's my first concert,

But it's not too late.

But it's really a big deal,

But let's try to find more legato into it.

But my parents were so against The Police, and it was just...

But my phone died, and...

But my teacher never let's me play any of her songs.

But not with you, Cynthia.

But now you're, like, won't let me not see her.

But one of our greatest composers

But she decided just to walk away.

But she was, like, super rich anyway,

But she's not right about you being bourgeois pigs.

But she's right about the ego getting in the way,

But still...

But talking about the truth...

But that's good to hear.

But that's how it is.

But the lady who's giving them to me

But then an equally great one

But then I realized that I was just scared of being scared.

But these people are fucking insane.

But these really stale tuna sandwiches.

But they call me Pavel.

But this is not Betty Cragdale's orchestra, is it?

But this time make it warm,

But this, Maestro, I can do.

But tonight, I will not conduct anymore.

But trust me, there's no funds without the fun.

But uh...

But we need a conductor.

But when I'm home and I play to myself,

But when you're talented, and you are,

But will you do it one more time?

But you do not work for Gloria.

But you have to experience something.

But you know what goes up

But you will.

But you're, like, clear cutting an entire forest.

But you've cut of fall your hair.

But, ah, still...

But, hey, you hook up with the bosses,

But, I don't know, like maybe...

But, like, what are you doing?

But, no, that inspired me.

But, of course, you can get the Mozart with the bacon.

But, oh, my God, you were amazing.

But, uh, I mean, I've put this orchestra through a lot of hell

But, uh, I, uh...

But, uh, the licorice root and the molding clay

But, uh... my God is music.

But, um, fuck it.

But, um, well, the new guy's no slouch.

But, um... Thank you.

But, yeah, I've been dragged to dinner parties

But, you see, that was the context.

But...

By Boston,

By the person who initiates

By the time I was eight,

By the time I was your age, I was dead.

By the time they were 30.

By the way, a bold choice, Mahler's Eighth.

By the way, did you see the BBC piece that I did for Panorama?

By this band called The Police,

By your little adventure.

Bye bye, Gloria. Thank you.

Bye, guys.

Bye.

Bye.

Call him Marlon.

Call me. Marlon. "

Calm down, look into my eyes.

Came to my showcase

Can I ask for your guidance?

Can I borrow that?

Can Rodrigo's eyes come out to play?

Can somebody please give him a glass of champagne?

Can we have a check, please?

Can we print out 87 copies of Berlioz' "Hungarian March?"

Can we try to stay focused on this?

Can you bring me my violin?

Can you come with your glasses as well, please?

Can you ever forgive me for being such a daft cunt?

Can you hear the hair?

Can you just hang out for two minutes?

Can you keep one for us?

Can you make me a mate, please?

Can you please stop pissing on the wall back there, sir?

Can you tell me what you're doing here?

Can you tell me who composed the variation

Can't interrupt a genius.

Can't live with them,

Can't remember when.

Can't run a major orchestra without them.

Can't you hear it? I was flat.

Cannot be fired unless the union approves it.

Caviar.

Caviar. Mm. Let's have some.

Chair of the orchestra committee?

Champagne is for celebrating,

Change is good.

Change is natural.

Changes will be made.

Check it out.

Cheers.

Chipotle bought us out.

Choir for opening the season.

Christ, Bob. It's an instrument.

Ciao.

Ciao.

Claire gave me these for you.

Claire would just love that, wouldn't she?

Claire, what... [glass shatters]

Claire, would you please just talk some sense into him?

Claire? Oh.

Classical music has been losing money for people

Classical music is as vibrant now as it's ever been.

Classical music is our forte.

Close my eyes and I see her.

Closer to the ground?

Coconut water. Here.

Coded under Rodrigo's discretionary account.

Come back to bed.

Come home soon.

Come in, come in, come in. How are you?

Come in.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on. Come on, Hailey.

Come on, dear, no need to shout.

Come on, ladies, don't let me sing for my supper.

Come on.

Come on. You'll be back in no time.

Come with some kind of salary

Come.

Come. Ba ba ba.

Complain about how hard they have it.

Congrats on the Picasso. Blah, blah, blah.

Congrats.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Congratulations. Well, that said,

Congratulations. You guys were fucking great.

Constanze? I don't know a Constanze.

Contact my office,

Cool.

Cool. No fuckage.

Cool. Well,

Could I suggest a light beta blocker on the house?

Could we please work out some kind of shared schedule?

Could you play the solo?

Courtesy of Chef Robertito.

Covered? How reassuring.

Cut the hair.

Cute ass, right?

Cynthia, darling,

Cynthia, um,

Cynthia, you're killing me.

Cynthia: Exactly.

Cynthia: It's you. [laughs] Come in, come in.

Cynthia.

D. D.

D. D. , I want to be frank.

D.D.: We're all in this together.

Damn right.

Dare I ask what's going on with you and Thomas?

Deep financial trouble.

Derrick, it's so nice to see you.

Destiny awaits me in that fucked up tent room.

Did I get the day wrong? We said Saturday.

Did I... Was I going too fast?

Did she just leave?

Did you find her?

Did you find your flaxen haired little angel?

Did you finish your assignment, Hailey?

Did you get my texts?

Did you hear this cocksucker

Did you know that John Cage once performed here?

Did you really wanna learn the oboe?

Didn't ever commit, anyway.

Didn't I? Eh?

Do come in. Let's maybe sit over here, then.

Do I look 5, D.D.?

Do I look like I went to prep school?

Do like this.

Do not do something so bold and then back away from it.

Do we raise the money to make the music,

Do you feel it?

Do you find guys with lots of tattoos, like,

Do you have any advice for him?

Do you have any more of that Thai stick

Do you have anything that's stronger?

Do you have those long triangular prism chocolates?

Do you have to spend it all now or...

Do you have your lip stuff?

Do you hear that?

Do you know how many hours I've spent

Do you know that dry cleaner on Grand?

Do you know why violinists are such bad lovers?

Do you like the Mozart?

Do you not feel, like, slightly odd about keeping it?

Do you really think you're making real steps towards playing in the symphony?

Do you remember Halloween, eighth grade?

Do you see this trench in my forehead?

Do you think he's meant to be Captain Ahab?

Do you think so tonight?

Do you think that if I work really hard and I sacrifice,

Do you think that we can approach bar 39

Do you want it?

Do you want me to do something about this?

Do you want me to save you one?

Do you want to call a friend?

Do you want to fill this up for me?

Do you?

Do your lips hurt after you play like that?

Does anybody happen to know the WiFi password?

Does he also do children's parties?

Does it bring your ego pleasure,

Does this open?

Doesn't matter how it will appear,

Doesn't matter. Nothing matters when you like music, right?

Doesn't seem like it turned out so bad for you.

Doing what, playing the harmonica?

Don't be ridiculous.

Don't be shy. Grab it like you mean it.

Don't do this. Don't do this here.

Don't drink it because it's too bitter.

Don't empty your spit valve on me.

Don't get it on me, boys!

Don't look at me until you explain to me

Don't overthink it.

Don't put Cynthia in that box, man.

Don't say those things.

Don't short change our young brothers and sisters, Bob.

Don't talk to any strangers on the subway.

Don't treat me like a hooker.

Don't worry, Hailey. It will be fast.

Don't worry.

Don't you kind of have to be to play the oboe?

Don't you mean my next appointment can't wait any longer?

Don't you remember? Evan Byers.

Donated this keyboard that's like 10 feet long or something?

Down here in '79. Good times.

Down, thank you.

Drop it and get over to the symphony hall.

Dry cloth?

Duncan, I don't even know what to do with this.

Duncan, I think that's actually

Duncan, listen to me.

Eagle!

Early is on time, on time is late,

Easy. Easy. Oh, no, no. Not you.

Edna, you look beautiful.

Edward, bringing Rodrigo here

Edward.

Elaborate.

Elizabeth.

Emily Wu, the first violin,

Emphasis on the word progress.

Ergo,

Eugene was a fine, fine man.

Even better than I remembered.

Even if it was just for one second.

Even if you do understand them,

Even though they're not together anymore.

Everyone come closer, please.

Everyone is loving it, no?

Everyone wants to do it, not many can.

Everyone.

Everything is going to go well, okay?

Everything you have before the performance, but

Everything's a business.

Everything’s moving so fast.

Everywhere in the world. Everywhere, everywhere.

Ew.

Excellent.

Excuse me just one moment.

Excuse me, sir, you the performers?

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me!

Fantastic. There you go.

Fascists!

Father?

Feel like my tits are gonna fall off.

Fifth fucking chair!

Fighting over in a playground full of Neanderthals.

Final bets.

Final bets.

Finalmente.

Fine. It's full of stinky old brand new Thai food.

Fine. Okay, let me go. Let me go.

Fire away.

First of all, it's Thai food.

First question, and...

First we drinkie, then we talkie, huh?

Fisherman's Beach. Okay.

Fishtown.

Fishtown. Have you ever been there?

Flawed.

Flirting? I wouldn't know how.

Florida.

Followed by the "Allegro Ma Non Troppo."

For 500 years.

For a field trip, you know,

For a little while now.

For a moment, I almost believed you were sincere.

For a small horror film.

For an ecological show.

For both of us. Everyone's coming.

For dropping a fucking oboe.

For God's sake,

For incoming musicians, but that's just a feint.

For insects, animals, or babies...

For my passion.

For myself and for the other fella.

For over two years.

For real?

For some reason.

For sure.

For the honor of striking the triangle

For the love of God.

For the mother ship.

For the sexiest cellist in the Western Hemisphere,

For the Times business section,

For what?

For what? Celebrity?

For you, mi Amor.

For, like, literally all these jobs?

Forcibly remove you.

Forget that. Keep going.

Forgive me

Forgive me for my ardor.

Forgive me, I am so mortified right now.

Forgiven. Absolutely, utterly forgiven.

Fortissimo!

Freak? A freak?

From an oboist at the New York Symphony.

From Great Britain, circa 1847.

From normal children.

From now on I will.

From our friend Union Bob.

From our new colleague,

From the top.

From... from bad choreographers?

Fruit blend, Bonanza Gourmet.

Fu... Ha!

Fuck her.

Fuck her.

Fuck you, love you, goodnight, Lizzie.

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck.

Fucking A.

Fucking A.

Fucking wankers.

Fundraising is not mundane, my dear.

G major, please.

Get a nice, soft light from this big window here

Get in.

Get me a glass of water.

Get out of here.

Get out of that fucking hoveland take my office.

Get well, guapo.

Get your tongue off

Getting crazy.

Give her a break.

Give me that. You don't understand me."

Give me two minutes. It's under control, okay?

Gloria is going to have a seizure of some kind,

Gloria runs the symphony for us,

Gloria, can I tell you something?

Gloria, it's been a pleasure.

Gloria, will I ever escape you?

Gloria: I've been hearing it all over town.

Gloria: It's terrific. It's going to be

Gloria: Mahler's Eighth.

Gloria: Oh, here he is, here he is.

Gloria.

Gloria. But she's interviewing replacements.

Glory is for football players.

Go back further.

Go cry some place else.

Go get it. Go ahead.Go get some pizza.

Go get some pizza, yes, everybody.

Go on. Go.

Go out and own your day!

Go suck on a lemon.

Go, Hailey!

God appears in many ways.

God, I'm sick of his goddamn stupid...

God, it's a shame about Eugene.

God. Please.

Gold keys.

Gone!

Good evening. Good evening.

Good job.

Good luck. [Chuckles]

Good morning to you, Warren Boyd.

Good morning, maestro.

Good morning. Hi.

Good night, maestro.

Good, good, good.

Good.

Good.

Good. Mrs. Gibbs?

Good. Okay, Mrs. Sheiffelbein?

Good. What's your name?

Goodnight, Sibelius.

Gotta go.

Gotta go. I understand.

GPS voice: Calculating...

Grab it.

Gracias.

Gracias. Gracias.

Grazie.

Grazie.

Great.

Great. Fantastic.

Grew up in Newport and Beacon Hill,

Grow a pair and get on top of me.

Guys, guys, step back, please, all right?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha.

Ha ha. The Benutka family allows us to use this

Ha. Ha ha.

Had open auditions over the weekend?

Had the hots for each other like that.

Hah. Huh?

Hailey is an oboist from North Carolina.

Hailey Rutledge, oboist.

Hailey Rutledge.

Hailey Rutledge.

Hailey,

Hailey,

Hailey,

Hailey,

Hailey, [speaks Spanish]

Hailey, can you hear my hair?

Hailey, close the door.

Hailey, come up here.

Hailey, go.

Hailey, I know you can't believe

Hailey, if you work as hard as you can,

Hailey, if you would ask your friend

Hailey, is he flirting with me?

Hailey, it's Cynthia.

Hailey, let's go.

Hailey, put that sign up now.

Hailey, Rutledge, here you go.

Hailey, that's so cool.

Hailey, Tim's finally going to get circumcised.

Hailey!

Hailey! Hailey! Hailey!

Hailey! Hailey.

Hailey.

Hailey.

Hailey.

Hailey.

Hailey.

Hailey.

Hailey.

Hailey. No, no, no. Wait. No, no, no.

Hang on there! Cynth!

Hang on, hang on, hang on.

Happiness.

Happiness. That... That uh... That looks great.

Has anyone seen this little blond girl

Has become the focal point of the narrative.

Has been with the orchestra for over two years,

Have a beer.

Have a drink, relax, you know, go fucking apeshit.

Have a seat. Have a seat on your new suitcase.

Have its advantages.

Have you ever felt this dreadful passion?

Have you ever thought about just being nice to Hailey?

Have you ever wanted something so badly

Have you given any thought to our oboe lessons?

Have you heard from him?

Haven't you got anything to say for yourself?

He can barely hold his bow.

He cares about himself.

He cares about us.

He cares deeply about our scheduled pee breaks,

He decides to pull something like this, yes?

He does have an undeniable charm.

He flits from composer to composer,

He has been courted

He is actually oddly cute.

He is not wildly unattractive.

He liked the acoustics better.

He loves this cake.

He may fuck with our bathroom breaks,

He preferred to be closer to the ground.

He ran out of his medication two weeks ago.

He really doesn’t look like your type.

He said the oboe was an undernourished clarinet.

He should never, ever, ever tattoo the name of his lover on his ass ever.

He should travel extensively,

He was as brilliant as he was handsome.

He was fantastic.

He, like, fell asleep on your bed?

He'd better not try to work through bathroom breaks.

He'll understand.

He's a monster.

He's a very, very busy man.

He's an arrogant prick, but he respects you.

He's experimented with and endorsed the use

He's fine now. He's a trouper.

He's going in tomorrow. Should we bring him soup?

He's good, isn't he?

He's had, like, a hard on for me since I don't...

He's in my bed.

He's just, um...

He's kinda cute.

He's making cuts...

He's married. That's what's going on.

He's not coming.

He's not in a position to,

He's old.

He's quite a handful.

He's smitten with me.

He's under a bit of stress lately.

He's very delicate with his instruments.

Hear the Hair?

Hear the Hair.

Heavens, no?

Heavens, no.

Heck, half the kids we grew up with?

Helena. Ah. Look at you. Stunning.

Hello, Barbara.

Hello, Edward. I didn't know you were a boxer.

Hello, I need you to come meet me.

Hello, maestro.

Hello, Rennie.

Hello? Hello, Maestro?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Hey, take care.

Help him what, destroy everything

Help him.

Help me out.

Her lips.

Here he is. Is this him?

Here we go again.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here, check this out.

Here, I'm completely burned out here.

Here, you should keep it.

Here, you take it.

Here.

Here. Your cut.

Here's your scarf.

Hey, Bob, this is my friend Hailey.

Hey, call it our tip.

Hey, cool it.

Hey, could you change the record? It's skipping.

Hey, crazy timing, right?

Hey, Cynthia, have you seen Maestro? I have his mate.

Hey, Cynthia, orchestra rep meeting Wednesday at 3.

Hey, do you think you'd fit in a suitcase?

Hey, don't touch that!

Hey, Gloria, I would like to introduce you to...

Hey, guys! Hey, guys,

Hey, Hailey,

Hey, Hailey!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, what, what? ¿Que pasa?

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey! Come on, step back.

Hey, I figured it out, man.

Hey, I'm Derrick.

Hey, Lazlo, fortissimo, Lazlo.

Hey, Lazlo?

Hey, Lizzie, where are you?

Hey, maestro. Hi.

Hey, no, Gloria, no, no, no.

Hey, Rain Man,

Hey, sexy, you going downtown?

Hey, that's my friend.

Hey, um...

Hey, wait a second.

Hey, who says that?

Hey, why don't we schedule a school trip to the symphony?

Hey, you guys.

Hey, you. You.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Whoa.

Hi, Betty.

Hi, everybody.

Hi, may I speak with Mr. Guggenheim?

Hi, two tickets under Rodrigo de Souza.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Good morning.

Hi. How'd it go today?

Hi. Is this Alex?

Hi. Sorry for the interruption.

Hire David Bowie to play on our fucking roof.

His public endorsement of hallucinogens and their benefits,

Hit me.

Hiya.

Hm. Sorry if this is the most boring conversation ever.

Hmm?

Hmm? Oh, thank you.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Bye.

Hmm. Nice. Where did you get it?

Hmm. Rich bitch wedding gig out in Sag Harbor.

Hmm. That's curious.

Hmm. Well. Yeah.

Hmm. What's this?

Hold on. Let's... Let's start. Let's... Should we begin?

Holy shit. Fifth fucking chair?

Holy shit. What?

Honestly, I have no idea.

Horny?

Horny? No. I was going to say drunk.

Horse manure.

Horse manure.

Hot?

How about a violin recital from our very own Maestro?

How are Ryan and Scott? You know

How are those two handsome little boys, Ryan and Scott?

How are you?

How bad is it?

How come you're smiling?

How come you’re so easy to talk to?

How could I refuse?

How do I look? Tranny train wreck?

How do you feel then, mi Amor?

How do you say? Detour?

How does your personal life inform your work?

How exquisite your performance was.

How I don't want to make a mistake.

How like the last time we visited her,

How long have you been sitting at that desk

How long was your employment?

How many times do I have to tell you?

How many would you like?

How much longer is this?

How?

How's it going, Warren Boyd?

Huh? Hmm?

I accepted this job,

I actually find them quite idiotic.

I actually judged a youth conducting competition

I admire your taste in women.

I also have an extensive collection of prog rock.

I always prefer the girls' bathroom. It's...

I am a great conductor.

I am an orchestra member,

I am honored

I am not going to talk about her, okay?

I am not okay. I... I need help.

I am not sad at all.

I am so sorry.

I am unable to do this for obvious reasons.

I am worried about you.

I applaud his willingness to experiment.

I believe that he is having a full blown breakdown

I bet you do.

I bet you try that line on all the girls.

I brought you guys, like,

I call it the "ganjanome. "

I called your girlfriend, the roommate, and she brought it.

I came here to bring you back.

I came to listen to the music.

I can assure you that this is the only way

I can feel it.

I can relate.

I can relate.

I can see it so clearly now.

I can see that now. Come on.

I can see your shoulders are, like, nudging your ears.

I can see.

I can't access that.

I can't fuck this up.

I can't fucking believe this is happening.

I can't imagine not seeing him at the Everglades this winter

I can't sleep. Too amped.

I can't take that shit.

I can't.

I cannot whore myself for this audience of wealthy scum.

I clearly misread the signals.

I come down here, and you're playing the fucking bongos?

I conducted this in '89, Rio de Janeiro.

I could bullshit my way through that dinner party now.

I could maybe eat a little something.

I could never afford this place.

I could really use some help on those.

I couldn't help it.

I couldn't leave without saying

I detoxed Manhattan out of my system.

I did it to Scherheiser,

I did love the parrot. I wish I'd thought of that.

I did not sleep with the conductor.

I did what I could with it.

I did, actually. I missed you a lot.

I did, Maestro.

I did. I was just knocking on a book,

I didn't even bother to finish that one.

I didn't even know this was here.

I didn't know how cool you are.

I didn't know how to swim or ride a bike

I didn't know you were in NY.

I didn't say yes.

I didn't say...

I didn't sleep with Rodrigo.

I didn't, though.

I do believe in you.

I do not want to see you getting hooked on these.

I do.

I don't care how many anti bacterial

I don't care what the hell you're doing right now.

I don't care who you are.

I don't care.

I don't care. It was embarrassing. To me.

I don't have my oboe.

I don't know about that. I'm 26.

I don't know if you've been there recently.

I don't know what that means.

I don't know what the hell's happened to you.

I don't know who you were torturing more...

I don't know, Cynth,

I don't know, get my ass in shape?

I don't know.

I don't know. Guess maybe not dancing.

I don't know. I don't know yet.

I don't know. Is it?

I don't make the rules.

I don't really want to seem like some sort of stalker.

I don't see you coming up in our system.

I don't sleep anyways right now, you know?

I don't tan.

I don't think about those things.

I don't think I'd call your little ditty

I don't think we've ever raised that much money

I don't understand.

I don't want to fuck that.

I don't want to live here anymore. No.

I don't want to practice anymore!

I don't want to think about that.

I don't want to think about those things, okay?

I don't want your apology.

I don't...

I explored and I experienced.

I feel like all I spend my time doing

I feel pretty confident

I feel weirdly inspired to make an exception tonight.

I find it too salty.

I find my spirituality

I fly home tonight.

I gave you many responsibilities, right?

I get it.

I get it. A scarf delivery.

I got a good one for you.

I got a right to speak my mind,

I got a sparring partner and everything.

I got everything I need in my backpack.

I got it, maestro. It's all done. It's all nice and clean.

I got it, too, but I made it.

I got this in Maui at a Rage Against The Machine concert.

I got to get going.

I got to put pants on.

I gotta go. Rodrigo's waiting.

I grant you pardon and absolution.

I guess I was right after all.

I guess I'll be leaving now.

I guess these are instructions.

I guess your hair changed.

I guess, yeah.

I had my oboe and I had the music,

I had no idea that that old man and that fish

I had packed that music away a long time ago,

I had tits once.

I had to beg Winslow Elliott to do this.

I had to put up with your prostitutas for the last two weeks!

I had to. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I hate New Jersey for that exact reason. Hey!

I hate plants.

I hate the plastic.

I hate you guys.

I have a confession to make.

I have a really bad gag reflex.

I have a terrible voice.

I have got a 2:00 parent teacher conference,

I have gratefully accepted the newly minted role

I have it fine.

I have metal kneecaps, so I might as well use them, right?

I have missed you.

I have searched my soul. Now we can begin again.

I have some donor appreciation calls

I have some questions of interpretation to go over with our soloist.

I have three or four student loans

I have to ask you something,

I have to do this on my own.

I have to get up so early.

I have to go to work now.

I have to go.

I have to protect him from the Rodriguites.

I have to say good night to my hostess.

I have to say I’m a little bit afraid, okay?

I have to think about this because you're right.

I have to wash off after the indignity

I have, um...

I hear music.

I heard you play, Alice.

I helped him come up with that.

I hope I wasn't too fast for you.

I just can't keep being jerked around like this!

I just didn't play my oboe with them.

I just got to get up like, super early, so...

I just have to make one quick call. Thank you.

I just love these ideas.

I just miss her so, so much.

I know every nook and cranny.

I know it's a cheap, cheap joke.

I know many of you must have questions.

I know that sounds really ridiculous,

I know we've been through a lot, you and me,

I know what I’m gonna play.

I know you'll be covered.

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.

I know, I know, we will be.

I know, I know. No, you have a dream,

I know, maestro.

I know, okay? I know. I know.

I know! Exactly!

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know. Sorry. That...

I know. Thank you so much, thank you, guys.

I know. Yeah.

I left a note on your desk.

I like a sarcastic woman.

I like it. I like it. It's... it's good.

I like it. It's playful.

I like sinphomania. I like it.

I like the beard.

I like your bracelet.

I like your tattoo.

I like your vest, though.

I listen to my heart.

I literally did nothing else.

I live with her.

I lost the receipt.

I love Abyssinians.

I love how much you know about the oboe.

I love to hear shit like that.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you. I love you.

I may have a slot available

I mean,

I mean, do you only take calls

I mean, everyone was dressed as Harry Potter or Frodo or...

I mean, he's crazy, but he's amazing and he’s poetic, and...

I mean, he's gone.

I mean, I didn't even know who Billie Holliday was.

I mean, I got it.

I mean, I got where I was because of my talent and my hard work.

I mean, I know that this is a rehearsal,

I mean, it absolutely infuriates me hearing these kids

I mean, it doesn't matter.

I mean, it's a ridiculous constrict...

I mean, it's crazy.

I mean, it's quite easy. It's...

I mean, it's very... I'll explain to you later, okay?

I mean, like, I work with him...

I mean, not a super model or anything, I'm not delusional,

I mean, not really. Do you know who that man is

I mean, she's just a loose cannon,

I mean, shut up.

I mean, the guy is a genius and all,

I mean, Thomas Pembridge may have lost his new car smell,

I mean, we don't even know where he is.

I mean, we used to, but, uh...

I mean, you know it took me 10 years to write the overture.

I mean, you were always kind of a freak.

I meant it when I said it.

I miss your hair.

I must conserve my passion,

I must maintain some sort of...

I named him after lgor Stravinsky.

I need a soloist. Only you can do it. Come on.

I need some Percocet.

I need the hive brain. What do you got?

I need to go to the little girl's room, so make it quick.

I need you to be solid for me here, too.

I need you to get us a car.

I need you to pack it up. Let's go. Guys, pick this up.

I need you.

I needed to leave something to the imagination.

I never should have let Thomas go.

I noticed it when you were conducting.

I once had a session where I spent the entire day

I only follow my intuition.

I only have so many of those in me.

I owe you.

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame.

I predict it to be worth five lessons.

I probably need to take this.

I promise you I've stopped drinking for good.

I promise.

I put you on that stage,

I really don't think I have what it takes

I really don’t think at all.

I really want to take lessons from you.

I said "seriously"?

I said it was my treat.

I said, let's postpone his performance for another time.

I saw Hailey leave.

I saw you laughing at me.

I saw you sleeping in Addison's bed.

I saw you.

I saw...

I say you buy an apartment and flip it.

I see and hear a great deal of things around here.

I see her eyes.

I see musicians, and I think the audience...

I see what you're saying. Ow.

I see what you're trying to say, yeah.

I see.

I seem to have forgotten your name.

I should teach him and show him and call him Marlon.

I shouldn't have taught you how to text.

I showed him the offices upstairs.

I simply follow my own feelings.

I sound horrible. I suck.

I spoke with my mom. There are no Guggenheims in Connecticut.

I still can't believe they needed multiple oboes

I suppose it is.

I take it from your haircuts

I think a little more than a 20 inch waist.

I think he's amazing.

I think he's the albino sperm whale.

I think his name’s Marlin or something?

I think I can do this.

I think I can offer you a job.

I think I'm going to take my shoes off.

I think I'm the only one that can...

I think it's only fair that you get some tickets

I think that's my nose there.

I think the movie took place in space

I think this is a bad idea, though.

I think this was a very bad idea from the beginning.

I think we have one of the best

I think we just know each other's bodies really well.

I think we made some progress.

I think we're going to do something

I think we've made some progress.

I think you and I need to schedule a meeting

I think you forgot your dentures.

I think you need to examine yourself.

I think you should stop taking those fucking pills.

I think you're in my seat.

I think you're probably better off without it.

I think... Sharon. Sharon.

I thought I knew every oboist in town.

I thought it was from Alex.

I thought it was the great Rodrigo.

I thought that...

I thought this was a body spray ad.

I thought we were going to pick up a new musician.

I thought we'd put that to the test

I thought you might want to see it.

I thought you were just in Miami.

I told her it was for a lesson.

I told you not to let me go in.

I told you, she plays the oboe.

I totally understand.

I tried, but I started gagging.

I understand change can be difficult.

I understand that was a one time only thing.

I understand. I so understand.

I used to live right around the corner

I want a turkey sandwich

I want an explanation, a reason.

I want to live here.

I want to play. Just one song.

I want to rid myself of this feeling,

I want you to meet Craig G.,

I want you to play the Sibelius.

I want you to search for inspiration here.

I want you to take this car to the library,

I was being interviewed yesterday

I was going for a real vintage Elmer Bernstein thing.

I was going to actually invite you

I was him once.

I was like a little alien who lived on an alternate planet

I was never as good as you, Caroline.

I was practicing five hours a day.

I was surprised by what you said in there.

I was thinking Kimberly.

I was thinking more like sage.

I was watching TV in her room waiting up for you,

I went to college with this Finnish kid,

I will deal with it later

I will do it.

I will do it.

I will explain everything later.

I will join the violin section just like I used to

I will play the violin.

I will, as they say, seize the day.

I will, certainly.

I will, Maestro.

I wish I did.

I wish.

I won't be staying that long. [Snaps fingers]

I won't.

I would love to sit down with you

I would really love that, really.

I would,

I wouldn't trade it for anything.

I, Oedipus, saw everything.

I, uh, I know that you're less than enthusiastic

I...

I...

I...

I... I

I... I can get us a paying job right now.

I... I just, I loved it,

I'd be terrible negotiating with management.

I'd really appreciate it. I just want to play.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right there.

I'll be sitting in with your section today.

I'll be there. Can't wait.

I'll check in with you later, okay?

I'll clear out the mini bar.

I'll do it.

I'll do my best to limit the number you have to attend.

I'll do my best, yes.

I'll have everyone ready in five.

I'll leave Claire.

I'll need to bring this up with his assistant.

I'll put you up in a nice hotel.

I'll see you at the symphony, kid.

I'll send her an email, yeah?

I'll tell you when it feels right.

I'll text you the address.

I'll try to be helpful if I can.

I'll write a check for $200,000

I'm 26. I have practiced five hours a day

I'm a musician,

I'm a one man mobile interviewing machine.

I'm a really big fan.

I'm a ticking time bomb.

I'm about the magic.

I'm about the magic. I'm about the magic, okay?

I'm actually in the middle of a lesson

I'm afraid I have no idea.

I'm already embarrassed enough as it is.

I'm an oboist. Yeah. I mean, obviously I'm an oboist.

I'm aware.

I'm Bradford Sharpe.

I'm Bradford Sharpe. I'm here for the profile piece.

I'm Bunny...

I'm confused. Aren't we having

I'm confused. Does he mean "call me Marlon, "

I'm damn well fucking not.

I'm definitely not gonna go in that car.

I'm extremely hungover, and I'm not proud of it.

I'm forever in your debt once again, once again.

I'm glad to see this Alex thing is really working out.

I'm glad we could drag you away from the...

I'm going on sabbatical.

I'm going to be straight with you.

I'm going to blow a massive bong hit into your face

I'm going to get to play with the New York Symphony.

I'm going to go drive my heel into Hailey's fucking eyeball.

I'm going to introduce myself to her.

I'm going to pour you some wine.

I'm going to remember that line.

I'm going to treasure it forever. Isn't that right, love?

I'm gonna be honest, I don't give a shit about movement,

I'm gonna call you back on this issue.

I'm gonna find the piece.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna make your mate.

I'm gonna send each and every one of you a car to pick you up,

I'm good. I'm better than I showed,

I'm good. Man.

I'm in for a dozen.Thanks, man.

I'm just gonna purel this bitch right quick,

I'm just kind of... I'm nervous about being tied down.

I'm just saying,

I'm Lizzie.

I'm Lizzie. This is Hailey.

I'm looking behind you at this photo

I'm looking for a man that has, like...

I'm making some weird herbal Peruvian tea,

I'm mostly thinking about

I'm not confessing.

I'm not even sure who you are right now.

I'm not exactly sure that was my meaning.

I'm not really hungry.

I'm not religious, okay?

I'm not sleeping very well.

I'm not sure I even know.

I'm not sure it's wet enough.

I'm not taking a cab, but I'll call you.

I'm not talking about modeling. I'm talking about,

I'm not that into offices.

I'm not the one hiding my penis under an oboe.

I'm not your precious Elizabeth.

I'm on the board of Princeton,

I'm picking up my kid at the airport.

I'm pretty flexible.

I'm probably going to get fired tonight.

I'm proud of you, Winslow.

I'm putty in your hands.

I'm quoting you from an interview you gave in 1988.

I'm really sorry, this isn't really your problem.

I'm right? I didn't say that.

I'm serious.

I'm serious.

I'm sick and tired of these banal Rodrigoisms.

I'm sick of starving myself and getting blisters all the time,

I'm sifting through all the proverbial fields.

I'm so embarrassed.

I'm so happy to see you.

I'm so happy you're here.

I'm so happy you're here.

I'm sorry about your boyfriend. That's...

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. It was a joke.

I'm sorry. Let me just turn that off.

I'm spiritual.

I'm sponsoring her.

I'm supposed to be in this one.

I'm sure as a lover of classical music,

I'm surprised you missed that.

I'm talking about the pizza.

I'm talking about the truth, and you're talking about my face?

I'm thinking of adopting him.

I'm tired of wearing this frayed old tuxedo.

I'm training at Juilliard.

I'm trying to find the music within the music,

I'm trying.

I'm trying.

I'm working for him now. I've been reassigned.

I'm worried he's narcoleptic, or something.

I'm your host Bradford Sharpe,

I'm, like, super tired.

I'm... I... I'm sorry.

I've already made the appointment.

I've always wondered something.

I've been bicycling all day.

I've been hearing some rumors,

I've been performing in Greenland, you know?

I've been practicing obsessively.

I've been really lonely.

I've given you, like, 500 already. No, no.

I've got one ready for processing.

I've got this, Hail.

I've got to recharge.

I've missed seeing you...

I've retained legal counsel from Leonard Bernstein...

Idling out front.

If he remains forever in the same place.

If he's going to have us rehearsing over the summer break,

If I ate.

If I can be of any help,

If I feel like it, I'll let you know.

If I may be so deserving.

If it wasn't for this pretty young lady,

If not maniacal.

If not, I will advocate

If she's not with another guy or with another girl,

If this is the best timing,

If time permits,

If we don't do these things we said we wanted to do when we were five years old.

If you could just...

If you don't stop playing this fucking Mahler.

If you have to ask the question,

If you lose your job, can I have it?

If you remain as truthful as you are with me right now...

If you should need anything.

If you were really lame, I'd believe you could come as a cell phone.

If you'll permit me.

If... if money's so goddamn important to you,

Improvisation: they play off you.

In between sets, you are absolutely not to speak to the guests,

In English, preferably.

In fact, I don't think it's ever been topped.

In fact, it's just the opposite.

In front of an audience.

In front of you,

In his new role as musical director emeritus,

In my youth orchestra days back in Mexico.

In one single event.

In order to worm her way into the oboe section

In return, my door will always be open.

In so many ways, even more so now

In some very exploratory conversation?

In the '70s.

In the Buenos Aires Philharmonic,

In the middle of the night,

In the mini bar.

In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.

In the rapturous final moments of Mahler's fifth symphony.

In the upcoming negotiations.

In the world with us right now.

In the yellow shirt over there?

In your art, your attitude, your excitement, you.

In your luxury apartment late at night,

Including a performance bonus.

Indulge me a little bit.

Indulge me and put your instruments down.

Inspired you to do what?

Instead of judging that damned youth conducting competition.

Instructions?

Interesting, interesting.

Into myself.

Into the vortex of your own confusion.

Iron weights.

Is a couple of Fentanyl and some Oxy,

Is a very great art,

Is a work in progress.

Is classical music dead?

Is definitely at the top of that list.

Is everything okay?

Is from my one student

Is going to be about pension and health

Is he an old love of yours?

Is he staying here? Thomas Pembridge.

Is immense. I can only apologize...

Is it weird that I think I qualify

Is it, uh, cool if I join you guys out here?

Is not even on our current health plan?

Is not in the notes

Is obviously not good enough for him!

Is really amazing,

Is that about the level you'll...

Is that like your boyfriend?

Is that the reed you're using?

Is that you have satisfied the animal urges

Is that your cat?

Is that, like, her green room or something?

Is the absolute greatest pianist in the world,

Is there a problem over here, maestro?

Is there, like, a faster way to use this?

Is there, like, a quiet room where, uh,

Is this a joke?

Is this Betty Cragdale's orchestra?

Is this just going to be all about Rodrigo?

Is this what I said about us sleeping together?

Is this, like, a piece of straw?

Is this...

Is to know the right moment to stop."

Is written in capital letters and underlined.

Is, like, figuring out how to make money

Isn't it?

Isn't that a little... pretty, you know, obvious?

It better be. [Chuckles]

It could really open you up to some new... new energies.

It did not seem like a good situation.

It didn't really make a sound.

It does look like a swastika. My mom's gonna kill me.

It doesn't affect the fucking triangle.

It doesn't look like it from here.

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't mean to say that I won't be here.

It drives me crazy to arrive so late. I'm sorry.

It has to stop, Edward, really.

It is beyond an honor.

It is here to take my maestro

It is my honor to introduce to you

It is wise to keep inner strength when

It just seems a little masochistic.

It resonates more clearly at 70.

It says here.

It seems to me to be about glory.

It should have come to me.

It sounds, like, really, really suspicious.

It sucks.

It wants to be played.

It was a fucking nightmare, but she knows her shit.

It was a single sentence statement.

It was a stroke of genius.

It was hopelessly flawed.

It was incredible. It was beautiful.

It was interesting, right?

It was like a higher power was guiding my hand

It was my decision to bring him here.

It was nice talking with you.

It was none other than Wolfgang Amadeus...

It was really nice to meet you. It's such an honor.

It was taken, like, a year ago.

It was untethered, unclassified.

It will come from unexpected places,

It'll fit in the suitcase.

It'll ward off anything.

It's a bracelet.

It's a brown embossed SG 57

It's a check for $1,000 for two oboe lessons.

It's a hashtag, right?

It's a nice name.

It's a pretty overwhelming place, huh?

It's a real honor.

It's a regular sized piccolo.

It's a scarf delivery.

It's a shame.

It's a small price to pay for something so valuable.

It's a very small salary.

It's about 15 minutes to show time.

It's about fucking time.

It's actually getting worse.

It's all good.

It's all races. Everyone's welcome.

It's always a bit messy, so don't worry about it.

It's always nice when people, like, say the truth, you know?

It's amazing.

It's amazing. I mean, one minute

It's an idiophone.

It's an oboe. Want to hold it?

It's Ana Maria.

It's as much of a liability as a strength.

It's been incredibly hard since my boyfriend died.

It's been lovely. Maestro, court, grazie.

It's Cynthia, isn't it?

It's earthy, it's happening,

It's easier with the lips slightly wet.

It's extremely toxic. [cough]

It's fascinating, an eagle in the city, you know?

It's formal. Any later,

It's freezing outside my apartment.

It's from Thomas's wife.

It's full of stinky old Chinese food...

It's funny because I'm not there, you know?

It's funny, no?

It's going to warp my wood.

It's gonna be a bit odd.

It's happening, right?

It's hard for an old lady to keep up.

It's hard to believe that I spent so many years

It's home.

It's just a little piece of wood.

It's just a tiny part of an overall campaign.

It's just back thereto the left.

It's just cleaner.

It's just I... I don't know what I'm doing here.

It's just something we're working on.

It's just the children having fun.

It's just the top part was really little.

It's just this place. I just love it here.

It's like cottage cheese.

It's like waking from a dream.

It's like, uh, it's very easy.

It's like...

It's my honor.

It's my policy to be honest with people.

It's my weakness, man. Thank you.

It's never too late.

It's not a booty call.

It's not a business.

It's not even about me.

It's not like you're a bass player or something.

It's obvious to me.

It's okay. Oh, please. Would you mind, uh, sitting there?

It's only fitting that we play our diminuendo side by side.

It's only us orchestra members.

It's over, sir.

It's pretty convenient, right?

It's really good.

It's really good.

It's really not.

It's so cool, I've never seen him dance

It's so good.

It's so hard to find great female conductors...

It's stupid. I just...

It's such a treat to see you, Gloria.

It's such an important detail.

It's that obvious, huh?

It's the beginning. Okay.

It's the best.

It's the La Obertura 1812.

It's the law of the jungle, isn't it? I mean,

It's the most important thing in the world.

It's the New York Symphony, pig.

It's the only sanctuary you're ever going to have.

It's the opposite of boring. Are you joking?

It's the yin yang. Don't overreact.

It's time you started running this place like one.

It's too much, this kind of, you know,

It's true. Remember that... what was that time?

It's unsanctioned.

It's very nice for one's technique

It's very... It ended up being Sibelius.

It's what you've been wanting for years.

It's wonderful for stomach upset.

It's you.

It's, like, closed for good?

Jazz and classical.

Jesus. Can you imagine being married to that?

Jesus. Cynthia, let me tell you,

Jesus. Deal.

Joffrey, yes. Thank you for coming.

Joshua Bell.

Junior, where's that lighter fluid?

Junior's one arm short at the moment.

Just a little.

Just a reflex.

Just ask and ye shall receive.

Just be your usual charming self,

Just chill out a little bit, okay?

Just don't tell me I'm about the glory. Come on.

Just don't tell your union rep.

Just drink it quickly.

Just give me the keys to that fucking contraption you have there.

Just go. Go get it.

Just have to find a name for her.

Just imagine all the people working here,

Just knock, knock?

Just like the New York Symphony.

Just like what you did to me.

Just momentarily wishing I was someone else.

Just please, please. Please.

Just put the cello there for now.

Just put them down.

Just sign here.

Just swagger in, say "Here I am, bitches," and nail it.

Just the first two minutes

Just wanted to say it is such an honor to get to play with you.

Just, Hailey, please, like, hang out with me for one minute.

Just, um, soak your reed,

Keep going.

Keep my eye on him.

Keeping Bernard out of your pants.

Kerouac.

Kick his ass, Maestro.

Kind of fun for about ten minutes.

Kind of used to being used, so...

Kind of.

King of birdseed.

Knock on my door in ten minutes

Knocked him out by accident.

Know thyself!

Known for his controversial political associations,

L... let's go outside just for a minute. Come on.

La bellesa de la vida.

Ladies, may I introduce you

Last time I checked, you weren't dead.

Lazlo used to tell him to shut it.

Learning how to blow air through a tube.

Leave with me.

Leave your union shenanigans at the door.

Left before the cops could show.

Let him go. Let him go!

Let me give it a shot.

Let me go. Okay.

Let me just say one thing.

Let me out.

Let me show you something.

Let me try this.

Let them watch rehearsal.

Let's cut the red tape.

Let's finally give this the shot

Let's get Bizet!

Let's get started.

Let's go away.

Let's go fortissimo and then forte, okay?

Let's go now.

Let's go one more time.

Let's go to my office, I'll show you, I'll show you.

Let's go traveling and let's not come back

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's just cut the red tape.

Let's just drive for a little bit.

Let's just find her, and I'll talk about the...

Let's just go back to the car, you know?

Let's just steal the souls of the composers

Let's keep the force going on there,

Let's not argue. Not tonight.

Let's not be parrots.

Let's not lose it, okay? Let's keep it up, keep it up.

Let's not try to imitate other great orchestras.

Let's take a break.

Let's try it again. Let's try it again.

Let's... Let's give Mahler a break, yeah?

Let's... Let's not make a whole drama out of it.

Like a deep river.

Like a devil, she plays.

Like a golden hawk soaring in its path of righteousness.

Like a Math prodigy does or a chess genius,

Like brother and sister.

Like, a great one.

Like, you know, taking a moment to question what I'm doing with my life.

Limos drop them off, hearses pick them up.

Listen Cynthia, you're an asset to this orchestra

Listen,

Listen,

Listen, do me a favor.

Listen, Hailey, some day you're gonna be...

Listen, hot guys are on their way over.

Listen, my life is a total fuck up right now, so...

Listen, you'll be great.

Little angel.

Little did we know...

Lizzie texted me. I caught the very end,

Lizzie, are you serious?

Lizzie, meet Duncan. He's 12. Put pants on.

Lizzie, you better get in here.

Look at this.

Look into my eyes.

Look, all I'm saying is

Look, Gloria, I love you,

Look, he just texted his address. Go.

Look, he'd better prove

Look, I... I really don't mean to cause any problems.

Look, I'm really sorry, but I have to go.

Look, it just poured out of me.

Look, uh, by the way, I must say,

Look, um...

Look, you're the best there is in New York City,

Look.

Look. Are you kidding me?

Look. Look.

Look. This is... this is good luck.

Looks like Raquel owes me an Americano.

Los Angeles, San Francisco, Munich,

Lots of action.

Lovely trip.

Madame la Presidente.

Made you feel like I do not respect you

Maestro Thomas Pembridge,

Maestro,

Maestro, as we move forward,

Maestro, do you know what it's like

Maestro, I can't let you do this.

Maestro, I don't know if I can do this.

Maestro, I have everything that you ordered.

Maestro, I just need to tell you

Maestro, I'm sorry, but Miss Sheiffelbein insists that...

Maestro, it is an honor.

Maestro, it's Gloria.

Maestro, Maestro, come, come, come, come.

Maestro, maestro, have I insulted you in any way?

Maestro, my cousin Ethan was your driver in Minneapolis...

Maestro, my old boss was having an affair,

Maestro, thank you for making the time.

Maestro, the car is...

Maestro, there's been an accident.

Maestro, this party supports the arts,

Maestro, we're not allowed to speak with you.

Maestro, will you ever forgive me?

Maestro, with all due respect, no, but,

Maestro, you know that we've had this season planned

Maestro: Yes, I have a question.

Maestro!

Maestro!

Maestro! Maestro!

Maestro?

Maestro?

Maestro.

Maestro.

Maestro.

Maestro.

Maestro.

Maestro.

Maestro.

Maestro.

Maestros.

Mahler.

Mahler's Eighth, fifth chair.

Mahler's in, and Mahler's out.

Make sure your breathing is coming from, like, right here.

Making dead music in your sterilized world?

Making reeds, having no social life.

Making some house calls. It's bar mitzvah season.

Making up your mind about what to play.

Male Voice: Faster!

Male Voice: No excuses!

Male Voice: No excuses! Keep going!

Man whispers: Sibelius.

Man, I've got some calls to make.

Man: Ah. Okay. Come closer, come closer.

Man: Beautifully done.

Man: Damn it! The cops!

Man: He's the maestro.

Man: Hey, Johnny, I have no problem whatsoever

Man: Keep movin', keep movin.

Man: What's the score?

Man: Whoo hoo! Yeah! Woo hoo hoo!

Man: Your work, what is it that inspires you?

Management always goes after the weak link.

Margaret, love the Lanvin.

Marlin Guggenheim of the Connecticut Guggenheims.

Marlon, it was supposed to be Mahler tonight.

Marlon: Ah, Hailey, your water pressure's amazing!

Marvelous first rehearsal.

Marvelous, marvelous.

Matching suitcases.

Mate. It's, like,

May I borrow the maestro?

May I come in?

May I get you anything else?

Maybe acting...

Maybe in the future, something.

Maybe more notes will appear.

Maybe we could share some arrangement ideas.

Maybe you should do the same.

Maybe you're just a natural at it.

Maybe, but you can still rattle some cages.

Maybe. I don't know.

Me or him.

Meals are excluded.

Meat lover? Meat lover?

Meat lover's.

Micro fungal pro sanitizers you use,

Mike, why are you getting a swastika tattoo?

Mine and our new incoming conductor Mr. de Souza.

Miss Hailey Rutledge,

Mm hmm. Mm.

Mm mm. Not true.

Mm,

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. I don't want you to think

Mm. Really, really good.

Mm. That was nasty.

Mm. The little black eggs. What are they called?

Mm. You have to eat what you make.

Mmm, well, I have a bluntness problem.

Mmm.

Mocking a carefully considered program,

More.

More. More. More.

More. Shake.

Most aren't brave enough.

Most of the other kids couldn’t deal with it,

Most people want to be liked.

Most victrolas are antiques.

Motherfucker!

Motherfucker.

Move it on out. Come on. Move it out.

Mr. Beiben, your usual.

Mr. Elliott, I idolize you. I grew up with your music.

Mr. Maestro, right?

Mrs. Beckenbauer, it's always nice to see you

Mrs. Remeny, apologies.

Mrs. Sheiffelbein, can I borrow your glass, please?

Mrs. Windsor, hi.

Ms. Cragdale? Hi.

Ms. Windsor, this came for you.

Must always kill the king.

Muy buena.

Mwah.

My brother's a doctor, and sometimes at the hospital he gets me...

My catchphrase is, um...

My commute takes 45 minutes.

My cousin makes iBanker levels of paper doing that.

My dad suggested it

My dear, are you aware that this raspberry Jell O

My early work is mostly primitive symbology,

My family.

My farewell performance, and I cocked it up royally.

My friend says he's, like, the hottest thing at Juilliard.

My friends call me Lizzie,

My God, she's a fuckin' spitfire.

My God. Okay.

My hands are just really sweaty right now.

My idiot driver took me to the Hoboken Dinner Theater Playhouse,

My life is one fucking slow march to the grave.

My lips are sealed.

My message warned you to stay away.

My mom says hi, Hailey.

My mom won't pay for lessons with you anymore,

My mother showed me a video on YouTube,

My name is Hailey Rutledge.

My name is Rodrigo.

My nephew Jonathan is a senior at the Oberlin Conservatory,

My one regret.

My parents do marriage counseling,

My point is, maybe it's not the end of the world

My shaft, my balls, and I'm totally fucking hammered

My sister's kids.

My student just got a seat

My teacher, that's who.

My treat, of course, Cyn.

My voice, you might recognize it.

Neither is my art.

Nervous?

Never to be played again.

Next time, a little warning.

Next!

Next.

Nice move.

Nice one, D.D.

Nice place.

Nice place. Do you have, like, roommates or something?

Nice.

No celery, extra carrots, and raw Brussel sprouts.

No life without death, maestro.

No matter how much I love you.

No matter what I say, no matter what I do,

No me.

No meaningless bullshit.

No one ever listens to me around here.

No one wants to work with you,

No problem. I was already in the neighborhood

No problemo.

No stress, ambition, noise.

No way. Lizzie,

No worries.

No you.

No, actually, tonight I'm exploring and experiencing.

No, Ana Maria, not like this.

No, but that's my responsibility. It's okay.

No, don't make a drama.

No, he's not my type. I just think he's very interesting.

No, I can't give you two minutes.

No, I can't. Alex is doing a showcase tonight.

No, I did. I wanted to learn the oboe,

No, I was just, like, super, super busy,

No, I was thinking more like Mumbai.

No, I'm cool.

No, I'm just in a cab with a couple of stoners.

No, I'm not learning, and

No, I'm not, but I train as one.

No, I'm not!

No, I'm not. I'm a masochist, remember?

No, I'm serious, Gloria.

No, I'm sorry.

No, I'm... I'm fine. Thank you.

No, it's actually for everybody.

No, it's fine, it's fine.

No, it's like 12:15. He's going to think it's a booty call.

No, it's okay, it's okay.

No, maestro, this is an emergency.

No, Marlon misused her,

No, my roommate does it all the time.

No, no, don't say those things.

No, no, hey, no. No, that's bullshit.

No, no, I’ll leave it up to you.

No, no, maestro.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. No. No.

No, no, no, no. The acoustics are really shitty, no.

No, no, no, they're playing the tempo I'm giving them.

No, no, no, we're all working together,

No, no, no.

No, no, no. It's all happiness, brah.

No, no, no. You'll be great. You'll be great.

No, of course not.

No, of course.

No, promise properly.

No, she doesn't play flawlessly.

No, she plays the oboe. No.

No, that means a slap in the face,

No, that was amusing, but, uh,

No, that was very embarrassing.

No, that's a reed shaving.

No, that's why I...

No, this is just... just me.

No, this orchestra is capable of doing amazing things,

No, we're not fucking.

No, you came as Billie Holliday.

No, you don't,

No, you look fine. You look totally fine.

No, you stay. I'll go.

No, you're Lizzie now.

No, you've been exemplary this weekend.

No! No, she...

No! Okay?

No?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Absolutely not.

No. I'm not. It's 6:30. I'm on time.

No. It's more than that.

No. It's parent teacher conference time.

No. It's...

No. Kidding. I have roommates.

No. Mrs. Windsor,

No. No, I borrowed them from Pavel.

No. No, no, no, no, no.

No. No, no, no. No, Hailey.

No. No, no. I never said fire him.

No. No, they'll stay in.

No. No! No.

No. No.

No. No.

No. Thank you for bringing us the maestro.

No. The only problem is that I'm his assistant,

No. Uh, I can make that work.

No. We found the solution.

Nobody is good their first time.

None of it is about the art.

Nope. We're not talking about that.

Nor is it Marlon Suleiman's shit.

Nor is it Xavier Roseau's shit.

Norman...

North Carolina, right? I'm from Nashville.

Not a problem.

Not a... not a single one.

Not after your performance today, honey.

Not all, but more than before.

Not bad.

Not here.

Not just drive you to abandoned warehouses

Not ringing any bells.

Not someone wearing bunny ears.

Not that it's any of your business.

Not that one...

Not the solo piece because I'm not good enough for that.

Not to let Gloria work you too hard.

Not to mention his wildly tempestuous relationship

Not to worry!

Not with his wife and his public persona.

Nothing changes.

Nothing like this ever happened

Nothing serious, though?

Nothing sexy about a train going off the rails.

Nothing too risqué.

Nothing unusual on stage at this point.

Nothing, Maestro.

Now drink it.

Now follow me, okay? We're going to do this

Now give me that reason.

Now I remember.

Now it should be ready.

Now it's your turn. Go ahead.

Now let's get to work.

Now place your finger very lightly

Now pour the water where the level is low

Now turn it over. Yeah.

Now turn your face towards the window

Now you're trying to join the mothership.

Now, each of you will have a number of musical notes

Now, Hailey, you're a very attractive young woman,

Now, I want you to relax, enjoy, mingle,

Now, if I may be so bold

Now, if you were with an honest working man...

Now, just because you won't see me here,

Now, last year,

Now, listen, I'm not taking total credit for what happened,

Now, pardon me, I gots to tinkle.

Now, there's laundry on 2

Now, what's next?

Nunca, okay? Right?

Nunca. Nunca.

Oboe.

Oboists area rare commodity these days.

Obviously, kerosene. Thank you.

Occurring between Alex and I.

Of a magnificent institution like this...

Of course you do. Constanze was Mozart's wife.

Of course.

Of executive musical director emeritus...

Of illegal hallucinogenics.

Of playing on that stage, and I did it,

Of the same vocal chord.

Of this overwhelming feeling.

Of this very fine orchestra.

Of working on that piece of crap film.

Of you conducting Mahler's Fifth in Vienna.

Off of six glasses of Riesling,

Officer, I'll be sure to have him back in time for the hearing.

Officer, officer,

Oh my God, hey.

Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

Oh, 20, all right.

Oh, a trickling stream, yes, trickling stream.

Oh, and I thought you'd like to see this

Oh, and Katy Perry,

Oh, and since we got some tickets,

Oh, can you... can you knock?

Oh, come on! It's a joke!

Oh, cool, those photos came in.

Oh, crap.

Oh, cue the violins.

Oh, darling, please.

Oh, Excuse me.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Oh, fuck. Of course.

Oh, God help me, I'm going down with the ship.

Oh, God, I wish I'd watched Real Madrid all those years ago

Oh, God, you are looking at me like I just said

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, great.

Oh, guess that's just the tip.

Oh, Helena. Ravishing. Yadda, yadda, yadda.

Oh, hello. Who's this?

Oh, hey, um, sorry it's so late.

Oh, hey, wait.

Oh, hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

Oh, hey, you still doing

Oh, Holy shit.

Oh, how nice to see you.

Oh, I did.

Oh, I don't think so. Next.

Oh, I doubt he has any friends.

Oh, I kind of prefer the Bach.

Oh, I never gave it back to him.

Oh, I see you've already met our new captain Rodrigo.

Oh, I thought we were.

Oh, I wanna see.

Oh, I wouldn't have missed this for the world.

Oh, I'd love that. I just, um...

Oh, I'd love to, but I'm actually extremely busy.

Oh, I'm dreading this.

Oh, I'm glad you felt that way.

Oh, I'm sorry, Cynthia. I'm going uptown.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry. You're right.

Oh, is that so? By whom?

Oh, it's so much more than that.

Oh, just stay up a while.

Oh, look, 20,000.

Oh, maestro,

Oh, Maestro, I'm so sorry I'm late.

Oh, Maestro.

Oh, man.

Oh, Marlin, there you are.

Oh, Mr. Winslow Elliott,

Oh, my God, it's been crazy.

Oh, my God, let's do that.

Oh, my God! You did it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Congratulations.

Oh, no, I know.

Oh, no, I thought you were rather sluggish tonight.

Oh, no, no, no, no. You're right on time.

Oh, no, thanks. Smoke is the enemy.

Oh, no. I got to study the score.

Oh, no. It's okay.

Oh, not if I can help it, Maestro.

Oh, perish the thought.

Oh, piss off.

Oh, please. Don't start.

Oh, please. I don't know how these rumors get started.

Oh, please. Is this the kind of night it's gonna be?

Oh, put that champagne down, Sergeant Pepper.

Oh, Rick, over here.

Oh, Sharon, walk with me.

Oh, shit! Look who got here.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Okay, thanks for your scarf.

Oh, sure.

Oh, thank God you're here.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, the first Black Sabbath.

Oh, this is Alice Seminoff.

Oh, this is Bradford Sharpe.

Oh, this is Hailey. It's her first day.

Oh, uh,

Oh, uh, all right. Make The New York Times a pot of tea.

Oh, uh, hey, Hailey,

Oh, uh, yeah, as a matter of fact, it is.

Oh, well, actually, we could probably share a cab, so...

Oh, well, another run at that middle section.

Oh, well, don't tell me you wouldn't fuck him.

Oh, well, I see we've begun our celebration a touch early.

Oh, when I was five,

Oh, where's the rest of you?

Oh, wow, your butt looks amazing.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah, gracias, Bob.

Oh, yeah, that's, like, super cool.

Oh, yeah. Interesting.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Hailey Rutledge.

Oh? Okay. Okay.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. [Laughing]

Oh. A poet.

Oh. Also, this came for you from Greenland.

Oh. Are you a little social climber?

Oh. Aw.

Oh. Cynthia, you're wearing the bracelet, eh?

Oh. Good morning, sleeping beauty.

Oh. I have some ice for that at home.

Oh. I was thinking more like a trickling stream.

Oh. It was for real.

Oh. It's not, like, your catchphrase or anything.

Oh. Let me...

Oh. Listen. Excuse me.

Oh. Oh, I remember those days.

Oh. Okay.

Oh. Okay.

Oh. Okay. All right.

Oh. Okay. Yeah.

Oh. S'up, Addison!

Oh. Thanks.

Oh. Wait. That's you playing the same piece over and over again

Oh. Yeah.

Oh. Yes, of course. Come on in.

Oh. You mean the supermodel with the gag reflex?

Oh...

Oh...

Ohh! Ohh!

Ohh...

Okay, be strong, be brave.

Okay, but can we stay here?

Okay, but in two minutes, I'm going to come in there,

Okay, but only if I get to be Sally.

Okay, but that's not the point.

Okay, cool, so I'll e mail you.

Okay, excuse me. I've gotta go press the flesh.

Okay, for $300,000 that I'm gonna donate,

Okay, French horns, let's just try one again.

Okay, Gloria.

Okay, guys, mama's just a little bit angry with papa.

Okay, Hailey,

Okay, here we go.

Okay, I have a responsibility towards you as well,

Okay, I have to go. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Okay, I have to tell you,

Okay, I know what I’m gonna play.

Okay, I see you really do have, like, a filthy mind.

Okay, I'm gonna go to bed.

Okay, if you want to make it cold then it's fine.

Okay, let me see these.

Okay, let's go again.

Okay, let's go. I'm running late.

Okay, let's try it again.

Okay, listen to me, okay?

Okay, look, my...

Okay, no, no, no. Breath in. Breathe in a little bit.

Okay, now turn it over and back.

Okay, now, everyone, stop, please,

Okay, okay, I'll just relax.

Okay, so a couple years back Addison introduced me

Okay, so can I get you anything else, ladies?

Okay, so did you, like, throw it out?

Okay, so why are you always coming in late?

Okay, take your hands out of the water.

Okay, um...

Okay, well, finish your lesson,

Okay, well, you guys can resume sucking face.

Okay, where were we?

Okay, whoa, whoa.

Okay, yeah, right on. Just text us your address.

Okay, you cannot just go through Marlon's shit.

Okay, you're going to want to pull the corners of your mouth in

Okay?

Okay?

Okay?

Okay?

Okay? Never ever ever.

Okay? Okay, yeah.

Okay? Ready? And...

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Apologies then. Thank you for knocking.

Okay. Bye.

Okay. Good.

Okay. Good.

Okay. I get it.

Okay. Maybe we should just go back to the hotel and regroup.

Okay. Minneapolis doesn’t ring a bell. Sorry.

Okay. Now I move onto Mrs. Burlingame.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Thanks.

Okay. That's my Chopin list.

Okay. Um, you said that I was making progress,

Okay. Um...

Okay. Vamanos.

Okay. Yes, for everybody, Bob.

Old loudspeaker.

On my word.

On the contrary,

On the D train?

On the top of the glass like this.

On this little... How did you call it?

One beer.

One for you and one for me.

One more thing, okay?

One of them, Alex Merriweather,

One post coital caprese omelet

One second, one second. Ana Maria, what...

Only for new hires.

Only he used a live vulture.

Only you're no Mozart,

Ooh, okay, okay, okay.

Open three.

Opening night is always so exciting.

Opening up your fucking face

Or "call me, Marlon"?

Or do we make the music to raise the money?

Or do you have, like, some other scarves

Or else there is none left for me to give away on stage.

Or go too fast. Okay.

Or interact with them in any way.

Or maybe I just really liked the way it looked.

Or maybe I was just fucking spaced out?

Or Moscow, Ho Chi Minh City.

Or something?

Or the values of this great institution.

Or was it Africa?

Or was this all just about...

Or whatever the fuck your name is, you go!

Or when I was in the woodwinds as well.

Or when I was playing the harp

Or, as we like to call it, capital punishment.

Or, uh, is that too illegal for you?

Orchestra admires you so,

Our coming season will feature some surprising highlights,

Our entire woodwind section

Our marketing guru.

Our orchestra is in serious financial trouble,

Our subscribers, they're not gonna stand for...

Out of bankruptcy

Out of here?

Over drinks?

Over here.

Over the whole thing.

Overgrown babies, aren't they?

Ow!

Pardon me, maestro.

Pardon.

Part of me feels like I should invest it,

Past hundreds of far more qualified musicians.

Patrick, I know you have it, I just spoke to your broker.

Pavel, honey, can you remove all of this

Pavel: Yes, Maestro.

Pavel!

Pavel!

Pay close attention to what I'm going to say.

People in their homes.

People, 15,000,that's a paltry sum

Percussionists pound you like you're in a porno.

Perhaps a humble song from my home country.

Perhaps it’s a metaphor.

Perhaps you'll be given a second chance.

Perhaps, you, Cynthia,

Phew...

Phil Harmonic.

Philip Gla... I hate Philip Glass.

Pianists... tricky.

Pizzas. Pizzas.

Pizzicato Freak... capital P, capital F.

Place your bets.

Plants, even.

Play it.

Play some music, watch a movie.

Playing a Moog synthesizer with one hand

Playing for these bourgeois pigs.

Playing for those dusty old widows at August Memorial?

Playing the piccolo does on occasion

Please behave yourself.

Please forgive me for being so terribly late.

Please forgive me if anything I said yesterday

Please join me in welcoming a man

Please sit down.

Please turn on.

Please, baby, I have one question.

Please, come in.

Please, gather around.

Please, he's my hermano.

Please, I told you.

Please, please, okay, okay, okay.

Please, would you mind?

Please?

Please?

Please?

Please.

Plus it's not old. That's how it smells.

Plus, you know, mentoring's not really my jam.

Point is my new medication says"Keep refrigerated,"

Poison.

Pop it.

Power hungry bitch...

Practicing how to be a bitch

Practicing the oboe?

Preferably the one with the most zeroes on it...

Pretend to be the maestro.

Prick.

Promise me.

Put him in it, and get him there in an hour.

Put them down.

Puta madre.

Que, Que, Que?

Rather than bashing your head against a brick wall

Reach out to me.

Ready?

Ready?

Ready? And...

Real Really?

Really, I'm sure it was just an oversight.

Really, it was the first time that I felt

Really, we will. I'll put it on the list.

Really?

Really? Well, that's, uh, that's thrilling.

Relies on the new experiences which immigrants bring."

Remain in left lane.

Remarkable only for its lifeless artifice?

Remember Taylor Bell?

Remember us...

Remember,

Remember, each breath is a bridge to another breath.

Right there. That looks great. Perfect.

Right, my friend?

Right.

Right. None of my fuckin' business.

Rodrigo Desousa,

Rodrigo has been described as a shaman with a baton,

Rodrigo is holding auditions.

Rodrigo is what they're gonna get.

Rodrigo, I am a true believer

Rodrigo, we can get you your own drink.

Rodrigo: And now we begin our silent symphony.

Rodrigo: Everyone. Everyone, everyone, compañeros.

Rodrigo: Fill it a little bit less than three quarters.

Rodrigo: Hailey!

Rodrigo: Sharon!

Rodrigo?

Rodrigo.

Round and round it goes.

Rutledge.

Rutledge.

Rutledge. Yes, please.

Ryan and Scott, they're twins. Okay.

Ryan and Scott. They're twins.

Safe trip to Beijing tonight.

Salmon maker, please, have some.

Sarcasm and envy are beneath you.

Saturday. Right. You are right.

Say hello to the new fifth temp oboe in the New York Symphony.

Scholar, and famed interpreter of the music of Chopin.

See you at rehearsal.

See you Saturday.

See you, DD.

Serious. Not funny.

Seriously, your ass and legs are exactly what I have in mind.

Seven days a week since I can remember.

Sexy and dangerous.

Shall we shake hands on it?

Sharon, I'm going to reverse out.

Sharon, what are you doing?

Sharon, where's the entrance?

She can.

She could have had a major solo career,

She gives me life, you know?

She means well, but this is shite.

She played sharp 17 times in the first movement alone.

She plays the oboe and she's looking for new experiences.

She plays with blood,

She posted her location.

She really knows things.

She reminds me of my grandmother.

She sadly continues to elude me.

She stays! You, Marlon,

She was an incredible beauty,

She was really looking forward to coming here.

She was your mother?

She who masters the maestro.

She'll brag to everybody that her son takes lessons

She's a fuckin' lefty, a lefty violinist,

She's around here.

She's at Stanford

She's beyond green room. She's, uh...

She's coming to New York.

She's coming to town and

She's coming.

She's dead.

She's fucking awesome.

She's fucking with you.

She's going to rip open August Memorial Hall

She's got a lot of blood.

She's great, right, sir? Thank you.

She's in the audience. I got her a ticket and everything.

She's my assistant.

She's my wife.

She's nice.

She's not coming to the performance.

She's pretty good, right?

She's really pretty.

She's telling me to stay away.

She's the new member of our oboe section.

She's wondering if she can bring it by tonight.

She's... hey, hey! Cynthia.

She's... She's my life.

Sheiffelbein. Mrs. Sheiffelbein, yes?

Shit, indeed.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. I got to be in Times Square in ten minutes.

Shit. Oh. I don't even have a watch on.

Shit. That's... that's incredible.

Show me where his office is.

Shut the fuck up!

Shut up!

Shut up.

Shut up. Just... just shut up.

Sibelius?

Siempre.

Silencio. Just for a moment.

Sincerely, Claire Pembridge."

Sit down, sit down. Give me the violin.

Sit down.

Sit down.

Slap me hard.

Sleep well. Ciao.

Slowly.

Slurp in the first sip and then spit it right out.

Smells like a home.

Smells like heaven.

So 14, with the upbeat,

So 40 years with the New York Symphony

So 85 degrees Celsius or less.

So are these all producer types?

So bring your fuckin' oboe.

So can you do me a really big favor, please?

So Christine will betaking her seat as first oboe chair.

So could we please have an A?

So girlfriend advice isn't really my specialty.

So good of you to finally join us.

So here, this is what I thought.

So I can send you one whenever.

So I could learn something, right?

So I couldn't find lighter fluid,

So I have on the rocks for you.

So I just have to remain strong

So I wanted... Do you have anything a bit stronger?

So I was hoping I could pay with this.

So I wouldn't be able to hear them, you know?

So I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut right to the chase.

So I'm playing this rich bitch gig in Sag Harbor,

So I'm told.

So it didn't make a difference.

So it was really soft and old.

So it's sort of in profile.

So it's the only time that she agreed...

So let me ask you,

So listen, at some point,

So many questions I want to ask you.

So nice to finally meet you, maestro.

So now put your hand on top of the gourd.

So tell me, Edward, for $300,000,

So tell me, what is it like to work for Rodrigo de Souza?

So thank you for that. Thank you. I appreciate it.

So that you're fully supporting the reed.

So that's why I didn't call you back.

So we stopped, and that was 5 months ago.

So we're asking you to raise a note...

So what are you doing this weekend?

So what the fuck am I doing up here?

So where are the cameras? Are they parking?

So where's this handsome young matador

So why do you like it so much?

So you don't get confused.

So you just decided to take everybody out on a little field trip

So you want to ease it in. You never wanna force it

So you're a bearded guy magnet.

So, and...

So, any word from our friend Thomas?

So, did you always want to play the oboe?

So, don't worry.

So, Gloria,

So, Mr. Beiben, what would you like to listen to?

So, tell me, Alice,

So, uh, I don't know. You going to come in?

So, uh, I was thinking about keeping the secret to myself,

So, uh, listen, my wrist.

So, uh... Hey, um...

So, um, rehearsal's over.

So, what are you doing, babysitting the Maestro?

So, what you're about to see

So, yeah, thank y'all so much for being here.

So, you didn't take the Maestro up on his offer of a car?

So, you'll come to Florida?

So, you've abandoned your old maestro already.

So...

So...

So... so you play just, like, unbelievably well.

So... You're a tattoo artist?

Sold to Patrick Donten for $30,000!

Some early Zeppelin.

Some serious stuff, yes.

Someone special.

Something deep, hm?

Something like that.

Something that I say.

Something urgent has come up.

Sometimes I look out over across the orchestra,

Sometimes, when we lose our way,

Somewhere warm, somewhere quiet,

Somewhere where I can think and read and write

Sor... That's... That's never happened to me before.

Sorry I'm so late getting it back.

Sorry if I stink.

Sorry, sorry. Hailey Rutledge.

Sorry, Stan.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. What?

Speedy recovery, old friend.

Spit it, spit it. Don't drink it.

Spun magic out of this one.

Stay by my side and we'll get through this together.

Stay close to him.

Stay the course.

Stay with it.

Step back, step back.

Step back! Come on, now!

Step back. Come on.

Steve.

Still bothering you?

Stop articulating with the back of your throat.

Stop being so dramatic.

Stop letting him get under your skin.

Stop talking.

Stop trying to squash a mosquito with a sledgehammer.

Stop whining. I'll make it look like a Rubik's Cube.

Straight down your throat into your fat stomach.

Strength.

Strings, on the other hand,

Strings.

Studying engineering.

Such as turning off the house lights

Suggest there's a direct correlation between

Suicide prevention. This is Lizzie.

Sure, 'cause it's gold. It's the best, I guess.

Sure.

Sure.

Svetlana, ah, watch it.

Sweetheart, mind if I ask you a question?

Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta. Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta.

Ta ta ta ta ta.

Take care.

Take it easy, okay?

Take it easy.

Take it.

Take ten.

Take that, bitch!

Take your break, Union Bob.

Take your eye off her,

Take your time. The cops will be here in about four minutes.

Taking a shower for some reason.

Tchaikovsky. Okay?

Tchaikovsky's desired dynamic shift from bars 27 to 34.

Te amo.

Teach me to play.

Technically, he does have the right of free speech.

Tell me why you need me so bad.

Ten minutes. Got it.

Than anything else in the world.

Than anything you guys do.

Thank God she’s not a musician,

Thank you for being part of the photo shoot.

Thank you for not saying that.

Thank you much. Thank you, thank you.

Thank you so much for reading this humble letter.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. Thank you for coming.

Thank you very much for those 300,000...

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. You, too!

Thank you, Bob.

Thank you, Duncan.

Thank you, Gloria, but I...

Thank you, Gloria. Thank you.

Thank you, it's, uh...

Thank you, Joel.

Thank you, Maestro.

Thank you, Mrs. Sheiffelbein.

Thank you, Pavel.

Thank you, Pavel.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you, Thomas, for everything.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Bye. Ciao.

Thank you. I appreciate that, I really do,

Thank you. I have to go. Bye bye.

Thank you. Next.

Thank you. Not as good as you would have done it.

Thank you. Thank you so much, Anne.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. That's actually really good.

Thank you. That's...

Thanks for coming over at such short notice, D.D.

Thanks, man. Thank you.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. Can I get Rodrigo's check advance?

That 1 a.m. frolic dance thing in the park?

That a woman should never see,

That check? Good luck cashing it, because it's counterfeit.

That cocky little bastard with the rat tail?

That crazy bitch just fucked up my best friend's debut.

That exact meeting right now?

That got rid of the cobwebs.

That he can lead this damn orchestra.

That he should read widely,

That he won when he was 12 years old.

That I can alter the season a little bit

That I shall give as the conductor

That I think we deserve.

That I will have a chance at playing in this orchestra?

That I've been putting off for weeks.

That I've built up in the last 20 years?

That is a shocking confession.

That is amazing, but with all due respect,

That is how mate should taste.

That is sheer and utter nonsense.

That is some witchy shit.

That is such a goddamn myth.

That is what we first made love to.

That made things really worthwhile.

That makes it so magical is the reed.

That makes you wanna run away from home

That means more to me coming from you

That night was one of the three best nights of my life.

That only happens when you're a little high.

That party at Tommy Kline's place?

That she's definitely staying around this area somewhere.

That shit was fucking disgusting.

That son of a bitch wants to replace the whole orchestra.

That the New York Symphony is an irrelevant corpse?

That this is, like, a booty call or anything.

That this man has publicly stated

That this music is going to get into our bones.

That Thomas be brought back next season.

That was a great performance tonight, maestro.

That was a little bit harder than I expected.

That was eight.

That was fun.

That was Xenokis with "Analogique AB. "

That was your question, right?

That wasn't bad, right?

That way the vitamins won't evaporate.

That way, we will find out

That we had to pay the Knickerbocker Club.

That we were getting at something, you know?

That we were reaching some place.

That works.

That you and I use, you know?

That you just lose perspective of it?

That you're chairwoman of the Players' Committee.

That.

That's a Salieri.

That's a weird reason.

That's a woman.

That's absolute bullshit.

That's all I wanted to tell you.

That's Betty Cragdale, first oboe.

That's classist. It's also prohibited by union rules.

That's cool.

That's cool. Enjoy your drink and...

That's cute.

That's exactly why we should be here, Hailey.

That's fine.

That's funny, but this is serious.

That's good, right?

That's gotta put you on top of the food chain.

That's great to hear

That's horrible. How'd he die?

That's just what I'm trying to do, Herr Mozart.

That's kinda close, I guess.

That's my fucking friend!

That's not actually

That's not on my list, Edward.

That's really loud.

That's really nice of you, Bob.

That's right. You've hit the nail on the head.

That's so sweet.

That's sweet, but don't you worry.

That's the only way that this is going to have some kind of importance.

That's Union Bob.

That's very funny.

That's what a real conductor looks like.

That's where she’s performing at 12 p.m.

That's where the beauty lies.

That's why I never learned how to cook.

The "Adagio,"

The "Hungarian March."

The "Hungarian March" would kill a 20 year old trombonist.

The adoration of cheap little women?

The auditorium is about 85 percent capacity.

The bass player...

The board chairperson herself, Mrs. Gloria Windsor?

The chair and the vice chair of the negotiating committee hooking up?

The concertmaster's chair.

The contents are of great importance to us."

The course of conflict isn't determined

The day you left to conduct for Oslo

The decade. It was happening.

The difference is you look at the orchestra

The entire way.

The essence, not the... the appearance.

The fisherman beach.

The hammock, though, I had to specially order.

The heir to the throne

The hostess with the mostest.

The important thing is to shake it,

The interview's over.

The last time you saw her,

The least we can demand is that he keep

The Maestro no longer plays the violin in public.

The maestro's not usually like that.

The melody is so bizarre.

The melody.

The most important thing about the oboe

The music...

The musicians, they smile when they come to work.

The natives are getting restless.

The oboe first appeared in the mid 17th century

The opening night of the season.

The orchestra is gathering.

The other part feels like I should go fucking crazy, and, you know,

The other two were the night my kid was born,

The police? Okay. Wait there.

The preparation,

The real battleground

The rest is up to you two. Ciao.

The roof of your mouth, for Christ's sake.

The room at a comfortable 72.

The seating chart you asked for.

The sharpest of the sharp:

The snare drums.

The subway's faster.

The union will have something to say about that.

The water has to be below boiling,

The west side highway.

The woman behind the curtain,

The yerba has to absorb it. Allow it.

The... the endurance,

Then immediately lost 2 million...

Then it all makes sense, yes?

Then it came like a bright blade,

Then it was worth it.

Then maybe I am seeing into the future.

Then maybe you are too allegro.

Then this will just be gravy.

Then to hell with you.

Then what should we do with it?

There are no cameras. This is a podcast.

There are two things that are bugging you.

There are, like, thousands of other oboists out there

There area few things in life

There can only be one lion at a time.

There goes my whole life.

There is a message for you from Constanze.

There is an imposter in our bathroom

There is no choir here. There is no soloists.

There is no context.

There isn't a single soloist

There may be casualties along the way.

There was a very black, very stretched limousine

There we are. Now give a look to the clock.

There's a mysterious genius to Ana Maria

There's an eagle outside.

There's just, like, there's no one here.

There's kind of an emergency.

There's no fifth oboe in that.

There's no need.

There's no you.

There's no... I have a plan.

There's only orchestra members here.

There's really nothing to be embarrassed about. You know,

There's still time.

There's the Maestro. Gotta go.

Therefore they trust you.

Thermos in the void.

These are challenging times.

These are my babies.

These are my boys.

These people are your friends. They're your colleagues.

These rosy cheeks of yours. Look at that. Look at that.

These strong genius big shots,

They all say "Winslow Elliott plays Rachmaninoff. "

They all think you're insane,

They are my colleagues, my friends...

They are the men and women of your symphony.

They could have just hugged it out, you know.

They don't believe that you do.

They got their trust funds,

They had no fucking idea what maternity leave was.

They had two kinds:

They just let her go.

They know you understand them,

They move really well together.

They say true art must transcend any prejudice.

They suck the blood of anyone

They tend to come quickly. It's all those arpeggios.

They used to. But now I guess they're, like,

They were bastards when they were young.

They were lovely, huh?

They were mostly in Spanish, but I got the gist.

They were... Oh, my God.

They'll need a quote from you.

They're actually under Harmonic.

They're atrocious. [laughs]

They're going to come at us hard

They're hoping we fight them on that.

They're just... they're just really

They're named after this very famous tennis player.

They're really good. I just discovered them.

They're seeing Woodwinds until 11:00.

They're so fresh, so innovative.

They’re literally vampires.

This doesn’t really feel right.

This dynamic could be very helpful to us.

This his coat?

This humidity is fucked up.

This is a $350,000 cello, you asshole.

This is a real pain in the ass, Sharon.

This is a right to work mansion, mister.

This is a toxic waste facility. [cough cough]

This is about needing an oboe player.

This is about you.

This is bullshit.

This is Cynthia. I was telling you,

This is dedicated to my lovely wife Claire.

This is going to be TBD, okay?

This is good luck. Let's just keep on...

This is great luck. Okay,

This is great. It is.

This is how they say it in this country.

This is just juice.

This is Lizzie,

This is Marlin, he's from Beacon Hill,

This is my orchestra.

This is not about you.

This is so goddamn wrong on so many goddamn levels,

This is the best photograph I've ever taken.

This is the greatest cellist in New York City.

This is the one that I got. Is it any good?

This is the piano arrangement.

This is very Ana Maria like and Rodrigo like as well.

This is, um, Addison. It's one of my roommates.

This is... This is a treat.

This isn't about symphony.

This orchestra in its glory days.

This orchestra is the big leagues.

This party's about to get fucked up!

This really shitty bottle of rosé.

This shit is not as easy as it looks.

This was a performance.

This way?

This will have to be our last question.

This will make or break you.

This year, we're asking you as a group

This... This is new.

Thomas loves that cravat.

Thomas Pembridge, international conductor,

Thomas, control yourself.

Thomas, darling,

Thomas, enough. Settle down.

Thomas, I'm so glad you came.

Thomas, you're a great conductor.

Thomas?

Thomas.

Three times in Greenland.

Three times per year.

Three times.

Three, two, one.

Through all the things that are much more powerful

Through the death and resurrection of our God.

Throwing tantrums. "I want this.

Tickle your ass with a feather?

Time and time again.

Time for a ten minute break.

To a little book called Moby Dick.

To a more intimate dimension with our bodies,

To an event of great importance to us.

To ask you all to wet your finger, please?

To come with me to Florida.

To endow two batons,

To even have half a percent chance

To ever win the Mahler Award for young conductors.

To feel the kind of humiliation

To hear Rodrigo de Souza play the violin for us tonight.

To hear that he said, and I quote,

To keep it all straight, and, you know...

To kick start off our 2015 capital campaign,

To me, historic.

To our upcoming season.

To play in a major orchestra.

To play with the New York Symphony.

To practice bowing of a floating ice shelf.

To say that you are my mentor,

To sit down and talk face to face

To the new crown jewel of our symphony?

To thine own self be true.

To this little fête

To to have a block party.

To... to be playing in this graveyard,

Toblerone. That's my... my weakness.

Together can can communicate with them,

Together,

Together, if we connect,

Tommy's been doing a little more than just beating on the bongos, baby.

Tomorrow's a really important day, okay?

Tonight would've been a disaster.

Tonight's concert marks the final performance

Too complicated.

Took the F train.

Total discretion, got it.

Totally, it's okay.

Totally.

Towards the, you know, towards the podium,

Toxic waste facility.

Traditionally chooses the substitute oboe players.

Tremendous applause as the Maestro prowls the stage like a jaguar...

Try and practice before bed...

Try it.

Try to remain on the left as much as you can.

Try to remember.

Trying to find some life in it,

Trying to make sense out of it

Turkey sandwich with no mayonnaise.

Turn back time with your eyes.

Turn left here in 200 yards.

Turn left in 200 yards.

Turn to page 16, please.

Two a nights?

Two phones. He's got two phones.

Two shots! Two shots!

Two tickets to my performance

Typically they fall into two general groups:

Uh huh. Okay. And now we wait.

Uh oh! Looks like we found the Al Qaeda headquarters.

Uh uh.

Uh, a bunch of us are probably gonna go out later.

Uh, ahem.

Uh, as a congratulations.

Uh, but, do you mind if I ask you a question?

Uh, excuse me.

Uh, ha ha ha ha ha!

Uh, ha ha ha.

Uh, Hailey Rutledge.

Uh, hang on a minute.

Uh, he declined.

Uh, Hendrik, get the maestro a baton.

Uh, it's just up here on the right, please.

Uh, just bring my water, please.

Uh, let's all take a break.

Uh, let's see here.

Uh, listen, about the other night...

Uh, listen, I better be going.

Uh, Lizzie, what I was actually going to say was

Uh, Lizzie?

Uh, look, uh, this mate is gonna get cold.

Uh, maestro, I really need you to come with me.

Uh, maybe you guys should go get a drink or something.

Uh, me? I'm with the Maestro.

Uh, Miss "Rutiledge"?

Uh, more like casting directors and agents.

Uh, my mom and Bunny have been friends for, like, 200 years.

Uh, no, this is the last one.

Uh, no.

Uh, not right now, I'm not.

Uh, okay.

Uh, right, none of my business,

Uh, Sidney Bickarose, Jr.

Uh, so my question is,

Uh, the maestro went to the library.

Uh, the mental toothpicks.

Uh, three or four hours.

Uh, um, here you go. Thank you.

Uh, we... we need a double espresso, eh?

Uh, well, I could just hold onto the white ones for you

Uh, what time do you want to leave?

Uh, y... yes.

Uh, yeah, I can't, maestro, I'm sorry.

Uh, yeah. Where's the bathroom?

Uh, yes, Junior?

Uh, yes, of course.

Uh, you know, I love a good cycle myself.

Uh. Gloria Windsor, this is Ms. Alicia.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... okay. One beer.

Um,

Um, bathroom's this way, yeah?

Um, break a leg.

Um, but Cyn, one thing.

Um, but, absolutely no fuckage

Um, did your mom leave a check?

Um, I mean,

Um, I was just thinking.

Um, is it difficult to work with someone

Um, ladies, please, may I have your attention?

Um, oh, bugger me, it's late.

Um, okay, well,

Um, the other maestro: Rodrigo.

Um, well, he's a friend, too, but no, no, Hailey.

Um, yeah, I should probably head out, too.

Um, yeah, I'll come in.

Um, yes?

Um...

Um...

Uncle Dean settled the estate.

Under no circumstance

Underneath... Underneath him.

Understand?

Understandably.

Unless you want to take that away also.

Uno, dos, y trés.

Until this stupid ass money's been spent.

Until well into middle school.

Used to have a whole store up.

Vamanos. Quiero ahi happiness.

Vaughan Williams called it a rondo pastorale.

Very discreet, do you understand what I'm saying?

Very sophisticated.

Very special people here tonight.

Very thoughtful.

Vete, Hailey.

Violin con...

Violinists, for example...

Vladimir.

W What?

Wait a few seconds.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait.

Wait, why can't I let you go backstage after the performance?

Wait.

Wait. No.

Walked out on a Sunday magazine profile.

Want to come with?

Warren Boyd, thank you for coming to save the day.

Was a risk we knowingly took

Was it more embarrassing than dropping your oboe

Was pretty nuanced and theatrical, actually.

Was probably the greatest performance that I've ever given,

Wasn't that amazing?

Watch it, watch it, watch it.

We actually won't. Thank you.

We all have off days, even me.

We are different harmonic strains

We are gonna play together one day.

We are merely humble itinerant players.

We are under the ground.

We both want this institution to survive.

We can sit on them.

We can't be surprised by his mañana attitude.

We care deeply for. "

We could bring its epic scale

We could put the cameras here

We don't know each other very well.

We got to celebrate.

We got to get out of here.

We gotta get the fuck out of here.

We had a Burmese in Raleigh.

We have 10,000. Now, who will give me 15?

We have a 5,000 there.

We have a lot in common, you and I.

We have a problem, though.

We have all worked so hard to achieve mediocrity.

We have changed.

We have important orchestra business to discuss.

We have nothing but time.

We have to be very discreet tonight, okay?

We have to go find our new soloist

We have to take a break.

We hired Rodrigo to bring new ideas,

We just started.

We kind of realized it was screwing with our dancing

We love his work very much.

We must return to the basics.

We need an oboe player.

We often wrote in code.

We really have to leave.

We really need your help.

We received a phone call from Betty Cragdale.

We smoked before the Holtz concert last year?

We started out on this together.

We succeeded.

We went to prep school together.

We went to this Christmas recital,

We'll find her. We'll find her.

We're adults now, okay?

We're both fans of genius, conductors specifically.

We're going back into your subconscious. That is,

We're going to come back now.

We're going to do a little, um...

We're going to keep this under control, okay?

We're going to miss the whole violin concerto.

We're going to play a piece that you all know very well.

We're like hyenas fighting over the same dead animal.

We're like the snake eating its own tail.

We're like two little school children

We're not even going to imitate

We're the New York Symphony Orchestra.

We've all worked really hard together.

We've got some earth here, some city around us,

Welcome "Bach."

Welcome Bach, this is B. Sharpe.

Welcome to the session.

Welcome, old friends and new,

Welcome. My condolences.

Well done. Now, can we please get rid of

Well,

Well,

Well, all right. Therein lies the rub.

Well, Betty,

Well, Bruno, she played you beautifully.

Well, do I?

Well, go into battle for a bigger fridge.

Well, he's definitely, um,

Well, here's the thing.

Well, hey, you know, I'm actually about to get off.

Well, I came down here, and boom, I finished it in a week.

Well, I don't know

Well, I have some locks that I kept,

Well, I just got some downers from a little old lady.

Well, I like Debussy,

Well, I promise to be a good student, teacher.

Well, I was for eight years.

Well, I... You know, you’re usually looking ahead of you

Well, I'm all out of that codeine,

Well, maestro, Thomas played for us.

Well, maybe I don’t want it to stop.

Well, my relationship is with Jesus.

Well, oh, okay, okay, fine.

Well, regardless, Betty Cragdale, the first oboist,

Well, so I guess he was

Well, thank you.

Well, that's the one that makes me feel all jiggly,

Well, that's very romantic.

Well, the Bach has the bacon which I like,

Well, then I'm honored.

Well, there's a flutist out here,

Well, this is great timing.

Well, those dancers are here.

Well, uh, well...

Well, um, I took the orchestra

Well, we're both a little early.

Well, we're chipping away at it.

Well, what happened?

Well, what I can give you

Well, whatever you think you know, I can explain it.

Well, when I playin front of my teacher,

Well, when you put it like that, how can I not?

Well, why don't you get behind me with your piccolo?

Well, yeah.

Well, you can't rush genius.

Well, you hired the capricious child.

Well, you make a mistake.

Well, you're young.

Well...

Well...

Wendell! Hey.

Wet wipes.

What a man does fora living and the way he fucks.

What about the animals?

What about them?

What about you, Evan?

What about you? I mean, a pretty, smart Julliard dancer.

What about, um, conductors?

What are the chances?

What are we doing here?

What are we doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you going to do with all this money?

What are you implying?

What are you on?

What are you, filming me with your phone?

What are you, some kind of masochist?

What did I tell you?

What do you feel when you play?

What do you say?

What do you think of #sinphomania?

What do you think?

What do you want me to do,

What do you want, a medal? I'm expensive.

What do you want?

What does he mean, this orchestra in its glory days?

What does it feel like, um, you know,

What does it matter, really?

What does it say?

What happened to all our shit?

What happens on West 103rd stays on West 103rd.

What I do have is some smooth space balls

What I got from the show

What if I told you I am the union rep?

What if we start the season with Mahler's Eighth Symphony,

What is it?

What is it? The Joffrey.

What is this?

What is this?

What next?

What shit?

What the fuck am I doing here?

What the fuck are you doing here?

What the fuck are you doing?

What the fuck are you waiting for?

What the fuck?

What the fuck? Get to work!

What the fuck? Was that for real?

What the hell are we going to do

What the hell is going on?

What the hell is this?

What the hell's going on down there? Who are you?

What was that, sir?

What, like a zip car?

What, you mean not having the old boy up there in front of us?

What, you think I only get it up for Brahms?

What, you're ignoring him now?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? What, what?

What... what... what?

What's the message there?

What's this one?

What's wrong, kiddo?

Whatever you do, just be careful.

When Catherine Lee got pregnant,

When do we start?

When he was at the London Phil,

When I leave, count to 10,

When I lived in Paris, I knew an actress who had the exact same earrings.

When I started out, I was one of six women in this symphony.

When I'm not teaching a lesson.

When in the presence of temptation

When Lazlo was head of the committee.

When management is trying to cut our sick pay by 40%

When not performing, you may sit at this table,

When the time comes, of course.

When we're trekkin' around and our feet get tired...

When you abandoned Mexico, when you broke with my family,

When you go to sleep,

Where are you going to go?

Where is he?

Where is he? What the fuck is going on?

Where is she? Here, kitty, kitty.

Where the leaves are like a little hill.

Where, then?

Where's my cock?

Where's your cock?

Where's your snake? ¿Dónde está tu serpiente?

Whew. It's elevated.

Which completely threw off the clarinet,

Which I'm guessing only made you want to be more different.

Which is commonly used as the diminutive form of Elizabeth.

Which is the most important thing,

Which one of us maestros is the most well endowed.

Which requires

Which Thomas daily tried to impose upon me.

Which was always running through my head.

Which, uh, on my note card here

While rolling joints with the other hand.

Who are you?

Who cares about rehearsal room temperature

Who composed this?

Who dabble in music.

Who did this? Fold up this chair. Let's go.

Who didn't have a major position in the orchestra

Who didn't hitch a ride with them on the Mayflower.

Who do you think you are? There are copyright laws!

Who fucked our new conductor

Who gives a shit about that bullshit, you know?

Who has a violin?

Who is she?

Who is she? Who are you?

Who knows where it's gonna end up?

Who need only be introduced by his first name,

Who plays the flute like an angel?

Who reminds me

Who would like to endow that baton?

Who wouldn't be.

Who?

Who's in charge?

Who's playing out of town,

Who's your favorite composer?

Whoa, this one's actually for me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa.

Whoa. All right. Well, I... Ha ha ha.

Whoa. Just so you know, Addison is home right now.

Whoever is most impertinent has the best chance.

Whoo.

Whose lifelong dream it is

Whose music we want to honor.

Why are you putting it in quotes?

Why are you sad?

Why didn't you ever tell me?

Why don't we just engage him

Why don't you come in and we'll just wake him up

Why don't you guys just sleep in my bed

Why don't you stay here with me?

Why don't you tap that into your computer

Why don't you, uh, sit down and the two of you chat awhile?

Why have you disgraced me so violently?

Why haven't we ever fucked, Bob?

Why not? What about... What about other dancers?

Why that woman is here playing the cello.

Why the oboe?

Why was I dismissed like this?

Why?

Why? Because of my roommate?

Why? Did one of our old oboists pass away?

Why? I didn't get one.

Wife, daughter, niece, Kira... Okay.

Will you please slow down and explain what is going on.

With Betty Cragdale.

With everything ugly out there,

With his brilliant collection of cravats.

With Moroccan hash.

With my beautiful new friends.

With no mayonnaise.

With passion, Hailey.

With passion.

With such power, such...

With ten times more experience than me

With that white gardenia in your hair,

With the blood, you know? She plays with the fever.

With the Kansas City Light Opera.

With the people over there.

With the performance artist musician Ana Maria?

With your courtesan ways, could prevail upon him.

Without a single moon, a slow and blinding black.

Woman: Alice, come on, let's go.

Woman: Alice, it's way past your bedtime.

Woman: Hailey Rutledge!

Woman: He inherited 5 million from his mother.

Woman: Just one last question, Maestro.

Woman: Marlin Oscar Guggenheim IV.

Woman: Okay, this room...

Woman: Thank you for your help, dear.

Woman: Thank you.

Woman: Well done, Maestro. Excellent work!

Woman: Winslow Elliott

Woodwinds and Brass for now.

Working within the system

Worse! You have insulted Tchaikovsky.

Would you do me a favor?

Would you ever be up for hearing some more of my demos?

Would you go to dinner with me?

Would you just hang on for one second?

Would you mind playing in my orchestra tonight?

Would you mind? My back is out.

Would you please come?

Would you... would you mind helping us out?

Wow, Elizabeth.

Wow, I just love it when you talk dirty to me.

Wow, so besides being a giant bore,

Wow! Is this your little cottage you were telling me about?

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. I had no idea you were like a Daughter of the American Revolution.

Wow. Okay. Yeah, I'd be nervous, too.

Wow. Um...

Wow. Who is this guy?

Wow. You're pasty as fuck.

Write this down.

Www

Y Yeah?

Yeah, and a really good one.

Yeah, because I...

Yeah, brother, I feel you.

Yeah, but not necessarily for your hair.

Yeah, but not you, Elizabeth.

Yeah, but the thing is I kind of do.

Yeah, calm down. Shh.

Yeah, come on.

Yeah, don't talk to me like I'm a child, Gloria.

Yeah, fucking Vienna Philharmonic, yeah.

Yeah, harmless as a puppy with fleas.

Yeah, he fucking does it all the time.

Yeah, he's asleep.

Yeah, here and there, I guess.

Yeah, hey.

Yeah, how was your trip?

Yeah, I am. Oh, God, the milk stinks.

Yeah, I feel like I should call my sister and tell her I love her.

Yeah, I mean, you're right.

Yeah, I, uh, checked the system,

Yeah, I... I am, actually... ballet.

Yeah, I'd love to hang out when I get back.

Yeah, I'd never read Moby Dick, but...

Yeah, I'm going to the bar.

Yeah, I'm inspired, Hailey, I really am.

Yeah, I'm Lizzie. This is my place.

Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

Yeah, if he’s okay with it.

Yeah, it definitely attracts those I wish to repel.

Yeah, it's awesome.

Yeah, it's being rescheduled.

Yeah, it's me. Yes.

Yeah, it's much cooler.

Yeah, it's really funny.

Yeah, maybe it's not the end of the world for you.

Yeah, NY, it's so funny that you call it that.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, or maybe for some sickening pursuit of glory, who knows?

Yeah, she had a work emergency.

Yeah, sounds like fun.

Yeah, thanks.

Yeah, that's my parents' idea of a Christmas present, so...

Yeah, that's not gonna happen, Cyn.

Yeah, that's probably a good idea.

Yeah, the pink ones are definitely the Percocet,

Yeah, the symphony hall.

Yeah, uh huh.

Yeah, we met.

Yeah, well, I guess it's more of a butt spray ad.

Yeah, well, I hope that these new energies

Yeah, well, lucky for you, you don't know how to play.

Yeah, well, the thing is

Yeah, well, we'll see.

Yeah, yeah, my advice would be, um,

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you can call me like that.

Yeah, you know,

Yeah, you should see this girl's reeds.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. [Chuckles]

Yeah. Hailey has your scarf.

Yeah. He has many followers on Grindr.

Yeah. I just... I once priced out

Yeah. I know. It's horrible.

Yeah. It's unsanctioned. It was unhinged.

Yeah. Meat lover's?

Yeah. Of course.

Yeah. Oh. What time is it?

Yeah. She came. Snuck in here.

Yeah. So the show, it's done?

Yeah. Thank you for the omelet.

Yeah. That would be great.

Yeah. The musicians love field trips.

Yeah. This is amazing.

Yeah. Uh, kind of.

Yeah. Uh...

Yeah. Well, I wasn't trying to be that blunt about it, or anything.

Yeah. Yeah, too many people were liking it.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You figured something out about yourself,

Yeah. You're free.

Yep. Hailey Rutledge, good luck charm.

Yep. Thanks.

Yes, but it also says Rodrigo.

Yes, but no.

Yes, but you don't know how difficult it is

Yes, darling?

Yes, except Bunny doesn't do oversight, does she?

Yes, Gloria.

Yes, Greenland.

Yes, he's good.

Yes, he's with me. Alex. Hey.

Yes, I can, because it's not Marlon's shit.

Yes, I heard it clearly through an

Yes, immediately.

Yes, it will be odd.

Yes, maestro?

Yes, maestro.

Yes, maestro.

Yes, Miss Rutledge.

Yes, of course, I'm sure.

Yes, of course.

Yes, of course. Yes, definitely.

Yes, okay, your two assignments, okay?

Yes, right away. Anything else?

Yes, sir.

Yes, that's exactly what I mean.

Yes, uh,

Yes, we can do this. Yes, we can. Yes.

Yes, we will, darling.

Yes, yes. Yes, I understand.

Yes, you're coming in a little bit late.

Yes? May I help you?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. And flower arrangements.

Yes. Bunny, hey.

Yes. Come in.

Yes. Guten morgen, Lazlo.

Yes. Hello.

Yes. I understand.

Yes. Okay.

Yes. Okay.

Yes. Only Bears Allowed says

Yes. Take me with you...

Yes. There we are. You're not going to be deterred, are you?

Yes. Yeah, it does.

Yes. Yes, I have.

Yes. Yes! Yes!

Yes. Yes. I would love that, maestro.

Yesterday, he telegrammed demanding a divorce.

Yin yangs, that type of shit.

You abandoned integrity.

You already know the answer.

You and Alex have really great chemistry.

You and me.

You are a fantastic dancer, and I hope you enjoy the rosé.

You are inventing yourself,

You are perhaps worse.

You are so fortunate.

You became disloyal,

You began to sing that song, it was...

You betrayed the man who in each in our own way

You better eat like one, okay?

You can be close to the orchestra.

You can borrow anything you want.

You can do this, Thomas.

You can go.

You can help me annotate the scores, you know,

You can practice your music.

You can sit down. You can sit down.

You can sneak out through the service elevator.

You can.

You can't just come in and install your friends.

You care more about them than you care about me.

You change your mind at every turn.

You continue to be in on every decision that we make here.

You could be deported, Rodrigo.

You couldn't pay me to play that thing with my mouth.

You deceitful,

You did beautifully up there, Maestro.

You didn't hear it from me.

You disappear. You don't call.

You do realize this was not a rehearsal.

You don't actually have to stay here and talk to me.

You don't have it.

You don't have the courage to know your heart.

You don't have to call me sir. My name's Eric.

You don't need to rub it in my face.

You don't stink, you smell like work.

You don't think models starve themselves?

You don't want to be the weak link.

You drink, I hope.

You eBay it. That shit's worth $500.

You ever held one of those before?

You finished it.

You first pour it in... in a 45 angle.

You folded inside yourself.

You fucking disgust me.

You gave me this job

You generously endowed

You girls want to go grab a bite?

You going to get that?

You got arrested, right?

You got me thinking.

You got to go deliver?

You got to see a real fucking doctor.

You got to try my new invention.

You gotta get out of there, Cynth,

You gotta swing around and park in the service area.

You guys clear out of here.

You guys have been incredible.

You hate Philip Glass?

You have a nice profile.

You have a very beautiful and talented daughter.

You have decided to learn a member of the double reed family.

You have grown so soft.

You have it.

You have nothing else better to do with your time?

You have something very special, Hailey.

You have talent.

You have talent.

You have ten shots.

You have to break up something so fucking beautiful?

You have to do this for the blood.

You have to excuse me.

You have to go back, okay?

You have to go now.

You have to sacrifice everything for the music.

You have two left.

You have yourself a deal.

You haven't seen Betty, have you?

You heard me. Ha.

You hired to run the place?

You just got to go in there and say

You just have to remember to loosen up.

You kept mentioning a name... a woman.

You killed it, sweetheart.

You knew it.

You know my secret?

You know that my contract says

You know that, right?

You know this is Hailey, right?

You know what? I'm gonna go.

You know what? It's a 28.

You know what? Uh, no,

You know what? Um,

You know what? You have no manners.

You know who composed this variation.

You know who I am?

You know,

You know,

You know, all that crazy anger that you just expressed,

You know, Cynth, I can't believe it.

You know, Cynth, sans you,

You know, growing old is horseshit.

You know, he lent me one once.

You know, he's a professional.

You know, I agree completely,

You know, I believe Cliburn did the same thing,

You know, I can promise you, any jobs I can throw your way,

You know, I feel so good.

You know, I miss my days in the violin section.

You know, I once did PR for Insane Clown Posse,

You know, I sometimes wonder.

You know, I used to be scared of heights,

You know, I wanted to play the song called.

You know, I'm gonna hit the dusty trail.

You know, I'm on the board of Collegiate...

You know, I've... I've worked really hard

You know, it was Stravinsky who said

You know, now I know why I'm here.

You know, on second thought,

You know, peace signs, anchors.

You know, perhaps you should call your new campaign

You know, she doesn't use these kind of first world commodities

You know, the bastard was right.

You know, the...

You know, to quote the great man,

You know, we must admit that he

You know, you can learn whatever there is to learn from me.

You know, you may want to consider

You know, you really should trust me.

You know...

You know...

You little fucking bitch.

You look like a dancer, Alex. Am I right?

You look lovely, as always, by the way.

You look really nice.

You made me do the Mexican thumb kiss.

You mean like a library?

You mean like witchcraft?

You mean this one?

You mean your five minute workout?

You must have expensive tastes.

You must have had a lot of patience in the olden days.

You need the truth even more than I do.

You need to sing through the oboe and lightly.

You okay?

You okay? Watch it, watch it

You only have two left.

You play beautifully.

You play with blood.

You prick.

You probably recognize my voice.

You ready to raise some serious funds?

You remember how hard it was when we started out?

You said a lot of powerful things.

You see, you always have to keep your instruments very close.

You seem a little stressed.

You seemed distracted.

You should have seen them out there.

You shut the fuck up!

You smoke?

You stay there, and I will be right here.

You still are.

You sure?

You think I'm wearing this Hazmat suit for my health?

You think this is about glory?

You two want it?

You understand what I'm saying?

You want me.

You want my money, I get to have an opinion.

You want passion?

You want to explore and experience that?

You wanted a star. We got a comet.

You wanted me for my business insight, Gloria.

You wanted to see me, Kathy?

You were a fan of Karzoff in Moscow

You were a tad late in the adagio.

You were in on the decision.

You were incredible.

You were preventing me from seeing her,

You will still never have what it takes to make the big leagues.

You will tell me next time

You wore that vintage dress

You, too, Warren Boyd.

You, too. You, too.

You. You and me. You and me.

You. You. I see you.

You'd have to be a man of actual stature to do that.

You'll be performing in the garden area.

You're a gentleman.

You're a really good choreographer.

You're a really great player.

You're a selfish prick.

You're acting like a child.

You're all trespassing.This is private property.

You're back.

You're back.

You're bound to take the losses.

You're day drinking with a sexy man.

You're doing it on purpose.

You're down front.

You're easy to listen to.

You're expected to sacrifice everything for the music.

You're familiar with this piece, right?

You're fantastic.

You're going on the George Washington Bridge!

You're going to be fine.

You're going to go back.

You're gonna scare the audience right out of their seats.

You're here for that classical music freak.

You're his absolute hero.

You're just a pimp.

You're just embarrassing yourself now.

You're just too much of an arrogant prick to see it.

You're late.

You're learning.

You're like a regular Sigmund Freud in Dockers now, huh?

You're like the fucking Hendrix of oboe:

You're listening to another edition of "B Sharpe, "

You're making mates,

You're never too late.

You're not going anywhere.

You're not Mexican. You're not going to go to hell.

You're not supposed to come back by yourself.

You're one of us now.

You're really good.

You're really... you're so tense,

You're right, I am the best,

You're right, Warren Boyd.

You're right, you're right.

You're safe now.

You're second cello in the New York symphony.

You're starting to have fun.

You're talking about my face?

You're telling me the story of how you invented yourself.

You're the completely inexperienced girl

You're the executive musical director emeritus.

You're very witty.

You're you're... You're in.

You've been working really hard.

You've earned it.

You've got to be kidding me.

You've got to see this.

You've played me like a symphonic poem.

Young boy in that picture.

Your earrings.

Your face looks crazy.

Your first one: Can you get me an Arnold Palmer?

Your friend's awesome. What is it, like, an $40 tip?

Your grandmother is coming.

Your job being over, I mean, you know,

Your name, skinny jeans.

Your new conductor and musical director...

Your noise machine is drowning out all the sounds of the city below.

Your O1 visa could be affected

Your orchestra. Our orchestra.

Your place.

Your Rachmaninoff No. 3

Your vibrato's not going to sit up and fix itself.

Your wrist? Tendonitis.

Zip it and crow.

1, she was grinding her crotch in his face,

6:30 a.m. Saturday mornings.

6:30 in the morning.

10, 000. Thank you, maestro.

15... 15,000. Oh, 15 thou...

40 years in December.

Yeah. My loss.

¿Oe? Hailey Rutledge.

... good digestion... [knock on door]

[applause] Bring a violin.

[Applause] Thank you.

[blows tone] Good, good.

[blows tone] You're a natural.

[Both laugh] Shit. Sorry.

[Cell phone vibrates] Each breath is a bridge.

[Chuckles] [Window opens]

[Chuckles] All right, well, um...

[chuckles] You have sold out, Rodrigo,

[chuckles] Your accent is

[Cork pops] To Rodrigo!

[crowd murmuring] Sharon. Sharon.

[explosions] [laughter]

[Hits off key note] All: Oh!

[knocking] Ok, you know what? There's someone at my door.

[laughing] Crazy, right?

[Laughs] [Cell phone chimes]

[laughter] I have that image, I don't know why.

[laughter] Okay, so,

[laughter] Thank you.

[Man shouting in Spanish] Oh, shut up!

[Mouthing words] Okay, I know.

[music stops] Hailey.

[recording stops] Maestro,

[ringing] [applause]

[ringing] All right, yeah.

[Shivers] Oh, it's freezing. Oh, here.

[squawk] This is my parrot, Igor.

[ting ting] Okay.

[Woodwinds double Lizzie speaking] Oh, hey, Mom.

* Mrs. Gibbs?

* Okay, good.

** [resumes] I know.

70. What do you care?

A new member? Yes.

A what? That is not a swastika.

Absolutely. Yes. Thank you.

actually, a really amazing... I don't care. Listen, young lady,

Adios. Bye, Ms. Spencer.

Ah! Rodrigo!

Ah. Hi. Sorry.

Ahh! [applause]

All: Oh. Baroque. Three shots!

Ana Maria, please, just calm down. Oh, you.

Ana Maria, who's conducting here? Oh, Excellent question.

Ana Maria: Love and hate. [grunt]

Ana Maria. Ana Maria: Look at you.

And I'm going to... Shh.

and perfect every time. Go away.

and she can play. Yes, thank God.

and the white are the Xanax. Pink ones.

and the younger members. Mm hmm.

And then... Good night, boys.

and there's no room. Okay.

and they're right. I'm not...

and, well, his dad died, Whoa.

and... Ah, yes.

and... Oh, good.

Anything. Would you take my place as

Are the cops here? The cops? What are you talking about?

Are you kidding me? I'll sign it.

Are you serious? Yeah. Yeah, I am. I mean, I'm...

At it again. What is all that?

At least they pay us, right? Open bar.

Aw. Good manners, good manners, good manners.

Baby, I want to. Okay.

Beautiful, as always. Thank you. Thank you.

Bellissima, eh? [Laughs]

Big blue eye? Sí, sí.

Bob: I have low circulation. You're on my side, right?

Bob: Maestro. Hey.

Boyfriend, girlfriend? No.

Bunny: Bravo! [applause]

Bye. Bye.

Can we get a glass of champagne? It won't be necessary.

Can we go someplace else? Darling,

Can't breathe. Good.

Come here. That asshole.

Come in. [door opens]

Could you help me with these? Absolutely.

D.D. What?

Damn it. Thank you, thank you.

Damn! Mrs. Pembridge,

Deborah... You're welcome.

Don't tell anyone. Get out of here,

Drinks. Drinks, plural.

Drive safely, have a nice day, huh? Okay.

Drummer boy, pack it up. Seriously?

Each breath is a bridge to another breath. [Cell phone chimes]

Ernesto. Gracias.

Evan Byers. Yeah.

Everyone knows that. No, but, uh,

Excuse me? I'm not judging you or anything,

Excuse me? I'm waiting for the maestro...

five minutes. Five minutes, okay.

From the big modeling shoot? Yeah, check 'em out.

Fuck you, bitch. Fuck you!

Fuck you. Keep going!

Fuckin' A. [laughs]

Gloria: Oh! Yes.

Glory? Yeah.

Go! Shh!

Go! Why not?

Golf, golfer. What?

Good cardio, though. [Chuckles]

Good job. Yes.

Good night. Good night, Cynthia.

Good to see you. No, good to see you.

Good. Great.

Good. I'm gonna use the bathroom first.

Good. Look at this.

Good. That's really good. [cell phone jangles]

Guys... She's her own dude.

Ha ha ha. Yeah. Uh huh.

Ha! "Ha"?

Hailey, you're coming with me. Okay.

Hailey. Hey.

Hailey. Hey.

Hailey. Sorry.

Hailey. Uh, what?

Hailey... Yes?

Have a fantastic time. Oh, thank you.

Have a good night. Yes.

Have a wonderful performance tonight. Thank you.

Have you heard about them? Yes.

He said it... Call him.

He's a golfer. He was good at everything, okay?

Hear you are, ma'am. Thanks.

Hello. Wow.

Her? It's a girl.

Here. Hailey, Hailey,

Hey, Cyn. Hey.

Hey! What?

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hi.

Hi, sweetheart. Hey, D.D.

Hi. Hey.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. She's subbing in on oboe today.

Hm? You want to see my cock?

Hmm? [Chuckle]

Hmm. Yeah.

Holy shit. I know.

Holy shit. What?

How are you? I'm playing the beautiful game

I am ready. [chuckles]

I can't even tell you. Welcome to the session, Bob.

I disgust you? Yeah.

I focused on my breathing like you said. Duncan,

I go for jazz. Why?

I have to practice. You've got to sleep.

I have to thank you. Well,

I know. [chatter]

I know. I got the email. Yeah.

I like eating whale meat. No, I... I...

I love you. [Laughs]

I really appreciate it. Hey, sorry to interrupt.

I thought I heard Igor. [laughter]

I thought if we could... Maestro, could you please sign this?

I... I... Perfect, right?

I... I'm sorry. All right.

I'll see you soon. Bye.

I'm Cynthia. Cynthia Taylor, I know.

I'm going to... Am I early?

I'm gonna seduce him. [Speaking indistinctly]

I'm in charge. Ah, great.

I'm leaving. [speaks Spanish]

I'm leaving. Baby, baby.

I'm not taking... No, listen.

I'm not thirsty. Take it in one...

I'm sorry. Aye.

I'm sorry. No, you're not.

I'm supposed to bring you back. Well...

I'm trying. Okay, that's good, but that's not my point.

I've never thought about that. Yeah.

I've said that twice. Yeah, you have.

I've studied her recordings. She's incredible.

Igor! Ha ha! [squawk]

in private. Yo! Yo! Huh?

In private. You must be exhausted.

Is it Alex? Yeah.

Is it? I don't know, I hope.

Is that... No, it's not.

It happens. Happens, happens. Bullshit!

It most certainly is not. Craig G.

It's a souvenir. Ah, a souvenir.

it's called tereré. It's really not that.

Language. Sorry.

Let me see that. You've got this!

Let's cash this shit today. You are a warrior!

Let's go, let's go. Hang on, guys. Okay.

Let's stay in touch. Change or, uh... ?

Let's take a break. Ana Maria: Yeah. Bravo.

Let's take a photograph. Here we are. Yes. Man: Maestro.

Lizzie. ... it worked.

Lizzie. Just...

Look it up. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

Lunges! I can't accept this.

Maestro! Bobby!

Maestro! Yes.

Maestro? All right, listen.

Maestro. Thank you.

Maestro. What? What's this?

May I offer you a ride home? Easy, Bernard.

Me? Yeah.

Mikael. Warren Boyd. Yeah.

Miss me? Yeah.

Miss Rutledge, you know this man. Hailey.

Miss. Maestro, can we get one with you, please?

Mm hmm. Okay.

Mommy! Shh...

Morning, Maestro. Hey, good morning.

must come down. Yes!

My bass clef? I saw it when you were playing.

My face! Posters, ads, billboards!

My God! He's bending my arm! [shouting]

Neither am I. Oh, no.

Next. Okay, you're next.

Nice to meet you. Yeah, yeah, you too, Hailey.

Nice to see you. Nice to see you.

No way. Yes way.

No, I boiled it. Come. Come, come, come, come.

No, ma'am. No, ma'am.

No, Maestro... It doesn't matter. It's fine, it's fine.

No, no. Okay.

No, we can't just go... Hi, Marlin.

No! No, no, no.

No. ...I will try to suck more.

No. [jangling]

No. Below him.

No. Betty? No. No.

No. Betty.

No. I mean, good God.

No. It's how they have it in Paraguay,

Nothing, nothing, nothing. What? Oh, fuck.

Now play. Okay.

Of course. It was a beautiful piece. Yes, thank you. It was excellent.

Oh, baby. What?

Oh, dear. Yeah, the gig is up.

Oh, fuck you! Harder!

Oh, good. You even went for the gold keys.

Oh, hey, Andre. And starting with Mahler?

Oh, hey, Cynthia. Hey, Warren.

Oh, hey. That was awesome.

Oh, my God. Holy shit.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh, please. Eh.

Oh, stop. Iceland, please.

Oh, thank you. And a neat for you.

Oh, thank you. Yeah, of course. My pleasure.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh! You're a fucking asshole.

Oh? [slurping]

Oh. Any time.

Oh. I've got a quote for you.

Oh. Makes sense. Thank you.

Oh. Mm.

Oh. [laughs] And single to boot.

Oh. Cool. Why? We're leaving.

Okay, so go ahead. Let's go. Yeah.

Okay? Okay.

Okay. [grunts]

Okay. Bye.

Okay. Cool.

Okay. I'm sorry.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Mm. Maestro, please.

Ooh. I know, I'm no wallflower.

Other dancers? Yeah.

Ow. I'm not insane. You look insane.

parfait. Merci.

Pavel. Mm hmm.

Pembridge. White hair.

Phil. Phil.

Plank in three, two, one! Oh, fuck.

Please be careful, okay? You need to stay out of this.

Please. It's fine. Give me two minutes.

Pleased to meet you. You, too.

Promise. Promise.

Really good. I'm terrible.

Really? Oh. Yeah.

Really? Yeah, absolutely.

Really? Yeah.

Really? Yeah.

Really? Yeah.

Really? Yeah.

Right. They're a little cheesy.

Rod, my old boss... Lizzie, please.

Rodrigo: Ana Maria. I cannot do this.

Rodrigo! Maestro!

Rodrigo? No, not Rodrigo.

Rodrigo. Gloria.

Sabbatical? Mm hmm.

Say that again. [chuckle] Okay.

Serious. You have to promise me

Shall we? Yes, let's.

Sharon, hey. Yes, maestro?

Sharon, please... Rodriguites?

Sharon! Coming.

She's gone. I've written a symphonic poem.

She's in the oboe section. Really?

Sibelius violin concerto? Yes.

Slowly. [grunts]

So when I'm successful... You think it'll be easier?

Sometimes I ramble on, I know. Shh.

Sorry about that. [Cell phone jangles]

Take off my pants. Okay.

Take ten. Great. Excellent.

TBD. TBD, TBD.

TBD. TBD?

Teach him, show him. Yes!

Thank you, dear. No problem.

Thank you, maestro. I've never seen you like...

Thank you, Pavel. Welcome.

Thank you. Good luck.

Thank you. Ladies,

Thank you. Let's go.

Thank you. Oh!

Thank you. So good.

Thank you. You were so good.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

That creep, Ivan, was right. [muttering]

that nobody can understand. [horn honking]

That'd go down in legend. That's true.

That's my roommate. Hey.

The desk and the gramophone and the... I gave it to Mike.

The oboe? Yeah, the oboe.

The police? Yeah.

The press release. Oh.

There he is! Maestro!

There is no someplace else. Okay.

These are her words, not my words. Understood.

They're 4 years old. Ah, shit, right.

They're perfect. Oh, well, thanks.

They're the best. The best?

Thomas, I'd like to speak with you [whistles]

Thomas? Yeah. Thank you.

Thomas. ... in rehearsal.

Thomas. And furthermore,

Titura. Oh, I've heard of that.

Toblerone. Of course. Yes.

Truth? Yes, maestro.

Uh, I have a question. Yes.

Uh, no. Yeah.

Uh... Maestro.

Uhh! Tight?

Um... Really?

Virgil. Maestro, I loved your "Eroica."

Vomit in your victrola. Oh, fuck! That's an antique!

Warren Boyd. Yes, Maestro.

We did it. We did it.

We know who you aren't. Okay.

What about your mom? I'm not afraid of her.

What are their fucking names again? Scott.

What are you saying? What I'm saying is that

What are you talking about? So, yeah, it was, like...

What happened? [gasping]

What is that? Chastity belt.

What the fuck are you doin' here? I'm working. What are you doing?

What the fuck, mom? Sorry.

What time is it? Oh.

What? Mm hmm.

What? This is bullshit.

What's your name? I'm Hailey.

Whatever the hell that means. [Laughter]

Where is she? Last year, I think you remember?

which doesn't hurt. Thank you.

Who's in charge here? Wait there.

Whoo! Romantic, baby. Two shots.

with the broom to leave, we could just... No!

Woman: Maestro! That's what we both need.

Wonderful. Yes, yes.

Woo! Woo!

Would you mind? Yes.

Wow. Hailey.

Wrap this scarf around his booty. Really?

Yeah, a little. Okay, they're very cheesy. It's a start.

Yeah, of course. Great. Where is it?

Yeah, yeah. ...to teach me, so...

Yeah? Glory? Glory?

Yeah? How do you feel then?

Yeah? This is good.

Yeah? Why?

Yeah? Come.

Yeah? Thanks. [squawk]

Yeah. And now your second assignment,

Yeah. Follow me.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes, a new student. God help me. ** [stops]

Yes, obviously. No, no, no.

Yes, right, excellent, excellent. Thank you, thank you.

Yes, strong, good. Man: Hailey?

Yes. All right?

Yes. Oh, my God.

Yes. Stay strong!

Yes. Yeah?

Yes. Yes?

Yes. Everyone... Pizza break.

You better have some... Oh, my God!

You don't know Winslow Elliott. [knocking on door]

You go fucking apeshit. I am fucking apeshit!

You got it. Thank you.

You have the check? Yes.

You kissed her? What?

You know what that means? A duel?

You know you get a clearer tone... My hands can't move fast when it's cold...

You little shit. Son of a bitch.

You pack the bags. Okay.

You were great! We headbutt all the time, though.

You were incredible. And Warren Boyd.

You're 12? No offense. None taken.

You're serious? Yeah.

You're very nurturing. [chuckles]

Your heart? Yes.

Your mate. Thank you, Hailey.

Your name. Excuse me?

¡Nunca, nunca, cabrón!

¿Por qué los violinistas son tan malos amantes?

¿Que pasa? ¿Que pasa?

...and I think to myself,

...is they permeate your essence.

...whoever wants a slice, just go. Hailey.

'Cause I heard that you don't like doing that kind of thing.

'cause I'm the conductor, after all.

'Cause it always... [gasps]

'Cause it's fucking embarrassing.

'Cause they only know one position.

'Cause they're frozen.

"All the world's a stage."

"And all we men and women, we're merely players."

"Bring a pet to the symphony" day?

"Bring a sweater"?

"Catch you on the flip side."

"Cynthia, you cheap, two bit, home wrecking slut... "

"Dear Gloria and Cynthia,

"Hear the Hair"?

"Hear the Hat."

"I'm here for my money,

"Lesser artists borrow, great artists steal."

"Mommy, I want one of those little black sticks."

"Rehearsal today is cancelled"?

"Teach me, show me, promise not to waste your time.

"The heartbeat of New York City's artistic culture

"The New York Symphony is a dead, irrelevant corpse"?

"Thomas is in Cuba.

"To talk well and eloquently

"Under the guidance of our new conductor,

"Walking On The Moon,"

"You Go To My Head."

"You Go To My Head."

"Your only redeeming quality

(acoustic guitar music)

(clears throat)

(violin plays)

[applause continues]

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[applause]

[applause]

[Applause]

[applause]

[applause]

[applause]

[audience members gasping]

[bad note]

[Belt buckle clangs]

[both speak Spanish]

[car engines become string instruments]

[Cell phone chimes]

[Cell phone vibrates]

[cell phone vibrates]

[Cell phone vibrates]

[chanting] Rodrigo! Rodrigo! Go, Rodrigo!

[chatter]

[chatter]

[chattering]

[cheering and applause]

[cheering]

[Cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

[Cheers and applause]

[chuckle]

[chuckle] Forgive me.

[chuckle] I'm Paviel.

[chuckle] The press, God bless them,

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[Chuckles] Darling, I think you go to the same hairdresser.

[Chuckles] I bet he's a dancer.

[Chuckles] I'm Alex.

[Chuckles] Totally.

[chuckles] You're a fucking spitfire.

[chuckling]

[Chuckling]

[chuckling]

[Classical music]

[clatter]

[clears throat] Two coconuts to go.

[concerto ends]

[continues]

[contrabass tuning]

[cork pops]

[coughing]

[coughing]

[crowd chatter]

[crowd groans, quiets]

[crowd repeating in French]

[deep breath]

[dialing]

[door closes]

[door closes]

[Dramatic classical music]

[Dramatic classical music]

[Dramatic classical music]

[electronic music plays]

[elevator door opens]

[Epic classical music plays]

[Exhales deeply] Out through the mouth.

[explosions]

[explosions]

[faintly] I only follow my intuition. I listen to my heart.

[floor creaks]

[footsteps echoing]

[footsteps]

[footsteps]

[gargling]

[gasping]

[glass breaking distantly]

[gong rings out]

[gong sounds]

[groans]

[grunt]

[heart beating]

[honking becomes brass instruments]

[honking]

[horns honking]

[humming]

[humming]

[imagining Mozart music]

[imitates explosion]

[Indistinct chatter, music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

[Inhales deeply] In through the nose...

[Inhales sharply] You want some?

[jangling]

[kids laughing, shouting]

[kids shouting]

[knock on door]

[knock on door]

[knock on door]

[Knocking on glass]

[knocking]

[labored breathing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing] Yeah.

[laughs]

[laughs] Hailey, I gotta say,

[Laughs] I like the drawing.

[laughs] Well, opening night.

[laughs] Yes, I... That's very funny.

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[Laughter]

[Lighter clicks]

[line ringing]

[loud grunting from tent]

[Loud slapping]

[Man laughs] Whoo!

[Marlon scatting]

[men singing in Spanish]

[metronome clicking]

[Moans]

[Mumbles]

[murmuring]

[murmurs]

[music ends]

[music stops]

[muttering]

[mutters]

[no audible dialogue]

[no audible dialogue]

[orchestra tuning]

[orchestral music plays]

[Orchestral music]

[Paper rustles]

[phone rings]

[phone vibrates]

[phone vibrates]

[pigeons fluttering]

[playing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" variation]

[playing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"]

[Playing flute]

[Playing flute]

[playing oboe]

[Playing oboe]

[Playing oboe]

[playing oboe]

[Plays note]

[Plays oboe]

[plinks counterpointing monitor beeps]

[police siren]

[police siren]

[Radio news chattering indistinctly]

[Record scratching]

[repeating]

[rest of orchestra plays]

[rhythm continues with snare drum]

[rhythm continues with snare drum]

[rhythm of tires on bridge]

[ringing]

[ringtone stops]

[Rodrigo shouting in Spanish]

[running footsteps]

[scattered applause]

[scoff]

[scoff] Ridiculous title.

[screaming in Spanish]

[screaming in Spanish]

[screaming]

[screaming] My eyes!

[screams]

[shouting]

[shouts in Spanish]

[shower running]

[shuddering]

[shutter clicks]

[shutter clicks]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs] [speaks Spanish]

[sighs] Lizzie, I have to...

[sighs] Nothing.

[singing "Ode to Joy" in German]

[singing in Spanish]

[singing in Spanish]

[singing in Spanish]

[siren waling]

[sirens continue]

[sirens]

[slurping]

[Snaps fingers]

[sniffles]

[Snoring]

[softly, from audience] Boo, boo!

[speaking French]

[speaking German]

[speaking Japanese]

[speaking Spanish]

[speaking Spanish]

[speaking Spanish]

[speaking Spanish]

[speaking Spanish]

[speaks French] Je vous en prie.

[speaks French] Je vous en prie.

[speaks Spanish]

[speaks Spanish]

[speaks Spanish]

[spits]

[squawk]

[squawk]

[Squawking]

[squeals]

[stammering]

[stopwatch ticking]

[subway rumbling]

[sucking in] You know, guys,

[tape reversing]

[Thomas chuckles]

[thunder]

[traffic, surrounding chatter becomes orchestra tuning up]

[triangle ringing]

[turn signal clicking]

[violin playing distantly]

[violin playing]

[vocalizing]

[whispering] But they're asleep, my roommates.

[whispering] Does he want it faster or slower?

[whispering] What?

[whistling]

[whistling]

[Whistling]

[whistling]

[woman laughing]

[woman moaning]

[women giggling]

[woodwinds swelling]

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♪ And I'm certain that this heart of mine ♪

♪ And you linger like a haunting refrain ♪

♪ best that we can ♪

♪ But I can finally see ♪

♪ but somehow we missed out ♪

♪ but to my surprise ♪

♪ but we'll try ♪

♪ come sail away ♪

♪ come sail away with me ♪

♪ come sail away with me ♪

♪ come sail away with me ♪

♪ come sail away with me, lads ♪

♪ come sail away, come sail away ♪

♪ come sail away, come sail away ♪

♪ come sail away, come sail away ♪

♪ Freude ♪

♪ From the chandelier, ah... ♪

♪ Hasn't a ghost of a chance ♪

♪ I thought that they were angels ♪

♪ I want to fly like a bird through the night ♪

♪ I want to swing from a chandelier ♪

♪ I'm going to swing from the chandelier ♪

♪ I've got no eyes ♪

♪ In this crazy romance ♪

♪ Like a summer with a thousand Julys ♪

♪ Like a summer with a thousand Julys ♪

♪ Like the bubbles in a glass of champagne ♪

♪ No, I am so blind ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ on the pot of gold ♪

♪ singing come sail away ♪

♪ to carry on ♪

♪ we climbed aboard their starship ♪

♪ we headed for the skies ♪

♪ With a smile that makes my temperature rise ♪

♪ With a smile that makes my temperature rise ♪

♪ You go to my head ♪

♪ You go to my head ♪

♪ You go to my head ♪

♪ You go to my head ♪

♪ You intoxicate my soul with your eyes ♪

♪ You intoxicate my soul with your eyes ♪

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♪♪ ["1812 Overture"]

♪♪ ["1812 Overture"]

♪♪ ["Für Elise]

♪♪ ["Minute Waltz"]

♪♪ [classical ringtone]

♪♪ [continues]

♪♪ [Cuban music]

♪♪ [jazz]

♪♪ [Latin beat]

♪♪ [Latin guitar]

♪♪ [Latin music]

♪♪ [Man singing in Portuguese]

♪♪ [Mozart on piano]

♪♪ [oboe continues]

♪♪ [oboe]

♪♪ [orchestra]

♪♪ [piano playing]

♪♪ [salsa]

♪♪ [tuning up]

♪♪ [violin]

♪♪ [violin]

♪♪ [violin]

♪♪ [violin]

♪♪[flute]

♪♪[piano]

♪♪[vocalizing]

$89. 35.

$400 an hour.