Do Revenge Edit

A fake woke, misogynist motherfucker.

A high school hit man... or woman or NB.

A mate?

A night of pure debauchery.

A Rosehill Tiger.

A whole will they won't they thing going on.

About the fact that I was just a toxic bitch.

About what happened with Max.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

Actually, Allegra? Where's Allegra?

Actually, Drea Torres, could you stand, please?

Actually, I was hoping I could learn from you, you know, farm queen. [chuckles]

Actually...

After all I've been through,

After the ring dinner, I decided to call it all off.

All I can think is...

All I'm saying is, don't equate your worth

All of them. [laughs]

All right, guys, so fun catching up.

All right, so over here, we have our Instagram witches.

All right.

All those poor girls you exposed that ended up collateral damage.

Allegra, their leader,

Along with mandatory community service.

Also, I gotta...

Also, if they're open, then that means...

Also, who says "bonkers" these days?

Although, you are a frigid bitch.

And all it took to get them was me trying to ruin their lives.

And as a journalist, it felt like such a ripe space for closer exploration.

And before I knew it, I told her that I was queer.

And before I start my share,

And before you judge me for caring about status,

And catch a Godard flick if you want to... ditch the suck fest.

And definitely don't touch me.

And destroy their futures.

And editor of The Thorn.

And every day, I feel it getting tighter and stronger.

And exposing her for the fraud that she is.

And for what? So I can be the most popular guy in high school?

And got me thinking about your mom.

And he and his tiny little dick get away scot free.

And I am so stoked to be part of the Next Gen 100,

And I believe it. So, why are we still fighting, right?

And I can just as easily destroy you.

And I don't think you wanna hurt me either.

And I feel like it's choking me. [exhales]

And I finally talked to her,

And I just thought, "Who is that?"

And I knew you wouldn't.

And I know this probably means nothing now, but...

And I overheard someone just verbally eviscerating a teacher,

And I thought you were a girl who was smarter.

And I thought, with everything you've been through,

And I was contemplating ditching.

And I was prepared to burn it all to the ground.

And I will regret what I did to you forever.

And I...

And I'm sorry about Carissa. I... I thought she hurt Eleanor.

And I'm worried it's the same issue.

And if you have any altercations with Max,

And it felt like dipping my toe in Dante's eighth circle of hell.

And it felt... amazing.

And it wasn't Erica Norman,

And kinda.

And later I was gonna murder you.

And listen, we love you,

And lots of core work, you know, Pilates, yoga.

And Meghan, Miss Editor Extraordinaire,

And my Spidey senses tell me she's not just growing sunchokes in there.

And now that I had it, no one was going to take it away from me.

And now when it was my turn, she ghosted me?

And now you're a butterfly... [inhales deeply]

And second, that you didn't immediately call bullshit.

And she deserved everything that was coming for her.

And she existed on this like...

And she posted the funniest story from rehab today.

And she said you guys actually liked each other.

And she told me you were gonna be alone for dinner.

And she went to Big Beach Day Camp with Tara and I?

And she's only a junior.

And show everybody at Rosehill what a bad bitch looks like.

And so am I.

And tell her to pack up her Ouija board and go. Okay?

And thank you to Tara for throwing me this gorgeous party.

And that felt sad, so I made you dinner.

And the icing on this unsavory cake,

And the Max stuff made it worse, but... it's always been there.

And the only way in is your Ivy acceptance letter.

And the worst part

And then decided he didn't want it, so he just left it with me.

And then Drea hatches this plan, but then you come to find out

And then I delegate the nurturing.

And then I sent it to the entire school.

And then it just grows and grows and grows until it follows you wherever you are.

And then mount me on her wall like a prize.

And then start the search party trying to find me.

And then what did you do? You used me.

And then you guys came in here, so I went in there.

And there was no gratitude from you.

And they also drugged us all at the ring ceremony. It was them.

And they think that Rosehill is the best path into an Ivy.

And those texts on Max's phone... You more than anyone should know

And to anyone of you who watched, or you shared that video,

And to do that, we need undeniable proof that he's a hypocrite,

And we think it's chic and eco that you thrift.

And we're not concerned that Max is gonna realize we're manipulating him?

And when it all gets leaked,

And you always will be...

And you are gonna push them to do the craziest shit they have ever done.

And you brought a bathing suit.

And you didn't know I was talking about you.

And you know... [chuckles]

And you wanna impress me.

And you're calling me Nora.

And you're gonna go to the Admissions Party,

And, like, not in a good way.

And, more importantly, how much we respect you.

And, uh, with that, let me take you on a journey of umami.

And, you know, for the record,

And...

And...

And... I dig it.

And... I was just really angry.

And... it was great.

Apologies for my lateness, everybody.

Apparently made a girl levitate at a sleepover playing Light as a Feather.

Appreciate you.

Are you all right?

Are you any different?

Are you dragging my sentence structure right now?

Are you listening to us?

Are you listening to yourself right now?

Are you new?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you on drugs right now?

Are you on mushrooms?

Are you stalking me?

Are you sure?

Are you?

Are you?

Artist?

As a result, unsurprisingly, there is a spot open at Yale.

As long as you did it for you and not them.

As penance for punching Max.

As you well know, rumors are not harmless little comments.

As your headmaster, I will have no choice but to revoke your scholarship.

Aside from the fact that this is all, like, targeting you,

Ass kissing is not gonna get you anywhere on this farm. It's honest work.

At least with Max, I got a birthday party out of it.

Aw, I love it.

Awful.

Babe...

Ban men!

Be careful with them.

Because he leaked that video, Eleanor.

Because I know that I'm stuck with mine.

Because I want to get her, but I don't want to send her to jail.

Because it's you I'm worried about, Eleanor.

Because no one would've given a shit about you if it wasn't for me,

Because she goes to Rosehill on scholarship.

Because that's what it cost you.

Because you are.

Because you shouldn't have to have a special someone in your life

Because...

Because... most people, if they met a clone of themselves,

Bitch!

Bitch.

Blot.

Bring your swimsuit, floaty. It's gonna be lit.

But according to Drea, getting a guy's attention

But after she kamikazed into my birthday party,

But also like you spent exactly one minute putting yourself together.

But as much as I like to believe I'm the arbiter of my own social calendar,

But at this moment, I just felt like I was surrounded by my friends,

But before we get started, I was hoping maybe I could get personal for a minute.

But Drea said no.

But Ellie's one of us now.

But even more than that, I hated myself for letting my guard down.

But everybody give it up for Allegra. Right?

But fair.

But he was so game to get his side of the story out there.

But hey, I think they're both working for her.

But I found that throwing paint at these canvases

But I guess I wasn't as safe as I thought because she told everyone

But I had a job to do.

But I hadn't told anyone yet.

But I just don't think that applies to teenage girls.

But I kind of thought you weren't an Elsa person.

But I prefer to keep my companions thick skinned and cold blooded.

But I was more DIY.

But I... shouldn't.

But I'd love to make a call on your behalf.

But I'm a teenage girl. We're psychopaths.

But I'm still here for the Eleanor I met on the first day of school.

But if we show any emotion...

But if we're gonna make this work...

But it just doesn't.

But it matches your dress, so...

But it really made me get in touch with myself, and I realized that...

But it was just too late now.

But it was open season now.

But it's all conditional on you playing the role he wants you to play,

But it's true.

But Max is mine.

But my metric is a little different.

But my pilgrimage wasn't for nothing.

But neither was being a social pariah.

But now everyone has seen her sex tape.

But right now, in this moment,

But taking away Yale?

But that was a fucking lie.

But that's the thing.

But the revenge thing was just as much her as it was me.

But the worst

But they were delicious.

But this girl, I guess I thought that if she liked me,

But watching them escort Carissa away was, like,

But we can't go after them ourselves.

But we're about to have sex, and you're talking about Drea.

But you decided to drug the entire class.

But you know I think that Teen Vogue video is stupid, right?

But you looked very, very hot in that video.

But your grades have slipped, your extracurricular is nonexistent,

But, hey, come on. Get the party going, huh?

But, um, I was waiting for you to walk by, and you... you didn't.

But... you know he leaked that video.

By someone you thought you could trust.

Bye, Drea.

Can I please be excused?

Can I see your hand, please?

Can someone open up, please?

Can you kiss me?

Careful, Max.

Carissa Jones, everyone.

Carissa really did a number on you, huh?

Carissa was an easy target. I'm incredible with new people.

Carissa, right?

Carissa, you bad girl.

Carissa...

Carissa's cooking for the senior class ring dinner,

Cell phones are surrendered at the entrance from sundown to sunup.

Cell phones away.

Championing Female Identifying Students League, Max Broussard.

Channel that anger into getting what you want.

Clap more. Clap more.

Climate change is not a lie! Please don't let our planet die!

Climate change is not a lie! Please don't let our planet die!

Come here.

Come here.

Come on, Dre.

Come on, ladies.

Come on.

Come on. I got a cool spot.

Come on. Let's give it for respecting women!

Come on. Show me around. I feel like I don't even know you.

Come to the Admissions Party

Coming after me,

Congrats.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Could you stand? Please?

Cupcake?

Cute.

Damn it!

Damn.

Damn.

Dare I say you might finally make some real friends?

Did he just break up with you?

Did I make revenge mommy proud?

Did it come with a bag of granola and a matching pair of Tevas?

Did Yale reject me?

Did you even remember that it was my birthday?

Did you guys know that Eleanor used to go by Nora,

Did you just enter doing a slow clap, you cliché piece of shit?

Did you overhear that?

Did you see this?

Did you talk to Eleanor?

Do I really have to wear this?

Do I seem like that?

Do some K. Don't be a narc.

Do you ever think about anyone other than yourself?

Do you ever worry that you'll lose yourself?

Do you feel amazing?

Do you go to school with us?

Do you guys know, are the seats assigned, or do we just sit anywhere?

Do you know what would happen to me if I turn myself in?

Do you like my sister?

Do you like this balloon?

Do you love it? You love it.

Do you say anything other than "cool"?

Do you see this? My arm hair's up.

Do you still not want my pity?

Do you think I did too much?

Do you think I'll feel better?

Do you think it's, like, totally bonkers that we're missing graduation?

Do you want a ride, or...

Do you want me to push her in the pool, light her hair on fire?

Does any of this make you feel better? Because I'm fucking miserable.

Does anybody want to do some K?

Don't forget, Nora.

Don't you think I would know if she was doing cocaine?

Don't you wanna make her pay?

Dosing the entire class

Dre, I just want to say how sorry I am for what happened to you last year.

Drea and I, we were two wounded soldiers on the battlefield of adolescence.

Drea really seemed like she'd changed, and I didn't wanna hurt her.

Drea Torres, their fallen queen.

Drea, Drea, Drea. [inhales]

Drea, I want you to know this brings me absolutely no pleasure.

Drea, we all have hard truths to contend with.

Drea, you were the one who started that rumor.

Drea, you're a conniving, selfish sociopath

Drea.

Drea.

Drea.

Drea.

Drea. What do you mean, "who"?

Due, in large part, to you.

Eleanor, come join us.

Eleanor, I thought we had

Eleanor, this is amazing. Girl, you crushed it. Great work.

Eleanor.

Eleanor.

Elliot Tanners, ladies and gentlemen.

Elliot, you better not be putting on your goddamn music again, man.

Elliot!

Erica.

Erica... [sighs]

Especially now that Tara and I are dating.

Every one of those trust fund fucks who I used to be friends with,

Every person in there will drop you the minute you do not serve them anymore.

Every time I did something mean, I told myself, "This isn't me."

Every year, there's this epic party.

Everybody's fucking gay. I just...

Everyone cares about status.

Everyone loves him, which means he can get away with anything.

Everything you've done, everything that's happened to you,

Ew.

Exactly.

Except I can't go to the Admissions Party because I didn't get into Yale, remember?

Except, you know, with trauma.

Feels, like... very weird.

Feminist, my ass, you know?

Fine. [scoffs]

First of all, Carissa's rich, white ass is never going to jail.

Flies them in from all over the world.

For everything.

For girls, our bodies, our choices, our thoughts are all policed by shame.

For the rest of your miserable fucking existence.

For you all tonight. I really hope you enjoy it.

Forget her.

From now on, I want you to control it.

From the bottom of my heart...

From your senior class president, Max Broussard.

Fuck figuring out who you're meant to be.

Fuck you, Eleanor!

Fuck, I can't believe I was wrong.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fucking everything!

Fucking help me find it!

Further.

Further.

Gabbi.

Get a drink, man. Get a drink. Get the music back up.

Get in there and eat that ass is what I'm saying.

Get out of my house.

Get out of the way!

Give me a break, Drea.

Glennergy.

Go ahead.

Go home, Drea.

Go, go.

God, Arianna, you sound like you wanna wear her skin.

Goddamn, do I love you right now.

Goes back years.

Good morning, Rosehill students.

Good question.

Good to know you're down, though. Enjoy the cool kids.

Great.

Guess Max's allyship was an act.

Guys, you're turning on the wrong person.

Happy birthday, Eleanor.

Happy birthday, though. I'll see you around.

Happy New Year's. But first,

Has to be reduced to such petty name calling.

He leaked that video.

He wouldn't do that, Drea.

He's banging a girl in every clique.

He's done.

He's, like, way worse than you described.

Head of admissions for Yale.

Hello, hello. Uh, if everyone can please take their seats.

Hello?

Her.

Here.

Here's what I heard went down. One of his side pieces blasted him.

Hey, are you okay? What's going on?

Hey, babe. You look incredible tonight, really.

Hey, Dre.

Hey, girl.

Hey, guys, this is... this is a joke. I don't know what this is.

Hey, I guess we solved the mystery of Eleanor, though, right?

Hey, ladies.

Hey, Max.

Hey, Max.

Hey, rip 'em up, ladies.

Hey, Russ? Show Drea the ropes?

Hey, spot thief.

Hey, um, can I say something that might make you very uncomfortable?

Hey, you guys stay there, okay? I'll be back.

Hey.

Hey. Hey, hey.

Hi, cutie.

Hi, everyone.

Hi, friend.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. I'm Tara. This is Meghan, Montana.

Hi. Oh my God. [laughs] I'm so happy you're still open.

High school is stupid, and I look forward to being done with it.

Hmm. Cool kids.

Hmm. I was gonna hole up in the screening room

Hmm. Three weeks at Rosehill, and you got a whole new look now, huh?

Honestly, that Teen Vogue video was my breaking point.

Honestly, y'all, it's kind of wack to bind yourself to some old school ideas

Hope you have a sick winter break. Wonderful, wonderful holidays.

Hot.

How about now? Look familiar?

How are you doing?

How are you, girl?

How could she think that, Russ? I love the farm.

How could you do this to me?

How dare you? Heartbreaking.

How did you even get the video?

How did you get that?

How did you know I'd be here?

How do you even know about that?

How does she even have this address?

How much you mean to us

How thrilling.

How violating it is to have your information leaked like that.

How're you feeling?

Huh.

I already emailed the headmaster and requested the school farm,

I am smarter.

I am so happy we get to talk about the profile you're running

I am so proud of you. This is gonna be the best night ever.

I am very aware of the differences between you and Carissa,

I am.

I anonymously tipped her off.

I barely recognized myself. I mean, look at me.

I begged go to Dalton or Spence,

I bet she only got on that list

I can do that.

I can turn this around. I just... This year is... I've been distracted...

I can't believe you. What do you think you're doing?

I can't do revenge.

I can't mess this up, and Rosehill is my only path to Yale, so...

I can't promise anything,

I created you,

I did a costume change after I hit Drea with my car,

I did like Carissa.

I didn't do this. I got hacked.

I didn't eat.

I didn't know you knew Drea.

I didn't know you were an artist.

I didn't realize how much power he wielded.

I didn't sleep anymore.

I didn't watch the video, by the way.

I do.

I don't do cocaine!

I don't feel free.

I don't know how I'm gonna spend an entire year at this school.

I don't know, but she is making that uniform work.

I don't know.

I don't need your pity, Eleanor.

I don't wanna be that person anymore.

I don't wanna make her pay.

I don't want any of this.

I don't want to make her pay.

I don't.

I feel floaty. I feel like a... like a little butterfly.

I feel like I got hit by a car.

I feel like I'm being eaten alive from the inside, actually.

I feel you.

I flew too close to the sun, so my boyfriend leaked my sex tape.

I give up.

I got a boob job. It's fine, babe. It's all good.

I got you to make that video.

I guess you have to now.

I had no choice.

I had nothing holding me back,

I hate being wrong.

I hated Max,

I have a present for you.

I have a shot with Max!

I have a shot with Max.

I have a shot with Max.

I haven't worn a bathing suit in public, like, ever.

I just did their literary arts summer program.

I just figured that you should have it this year.

I just got off a rather distressing call with Jessica Cron,

I just knew how to turn the dream into reality.

I just need a little distraction from all the stress.

I just used to be so afraid

I just wanna feel normal again.

I just wanna say I hope we can move on and be civil this year.

I just wanna thank everyone for this safe space.

I just want to eat my lunch on her shattered ego.

I just want to say I'm sorry.

I just want to say, I'm so excited to be working at the farm.

I kept asking myself the same question. Why would he do this to me?

I know exactly what you mean.

I know I said taking him down wouldn't make us feel better, but...

I know it feels like hell, but... [inhales deeply]

I know it's bad,

I know that Erica is in rehab with Carissa,

I know that sound. You're bricked.

I know this year hasn't been easy for you either.

I know what you were doing.

I know you didn't.

I know you're gonna tell me to get lost when I say this, but...

I know. So ominous.

I let social politics overcomplicate things

I like you, Eleanor. [sniffs]

I like your shirt.

I live here.

I lost Yale. There's literally nothing else you could take away from me.

I love Eleanor.

I love my brother.

I love Saunders.

I love that for you. We're gonna take care of her soon.

I love them.

I love you guys.

I love you too.

I love you, and I love this party.

I love you, Drea!

I love you.

I love you.

I love you. I'm gagged.

I love your ear balls.

I love your hat.

I love your little spider hat thing. It's so... big.

I made some really bad choices this year.

I mean this from the bottom of my heart.

I mean, as a disciple of the '90s teen movie,

I mean, I just executed an elaborate revenge plan.

I mean, is "do revenge" even, like, correct grammar?

I mean, like, it was the single greatest moment of my life.

I mean, you said you didn't leak the video,

I meant to text you.

I miss you.

I need to get her keys.

I needed information only one girl would have.

I needed to channel my anger, and that is exactly what I did.

I needed to give them a reason to.

I only trim my bonsai when I'm especially vexed.

I pretty much already knew that I liked girls,

I put you through enough. I was just gonna let it all go.

I realized Drea hadn't changed.

I really don't want to.

I really like you too.

I really like you.

I really thought I was different than them.

I really wanted this to work,

I really will miss you.

I refuse to believe that girl's dead!

I saw the party on Montana's Story. She still has me on Close Friends.

I see you have Max's phone. Is the download complete?

I should've guessed it because your vibe is definitely all about helping others.

I sincerely hope you take the time to examine why you did that.

I spent 17 years meticulously curating the perfect life.

I swear to God. I don't even do coke!

I talked to Carissa for, like, one minute,

I talked to Drea.

I think it's pretty obvious.

I think it's pretty sick. I had no idea she was that twisted.

I think it's time I make a toast.

I think she's really something.

I think sometimes they're just evil.

I think we all just need the summer to process. See you next year.

I think you should leave, man.

I think you're lucky.

I think... I'm gonna join the Peace Corps.

I thought you might like to know

I thought you were gonna put out a hit on me or something.

I thought you were into Gabbi.

I told you the entire story,

I tried to turn her.

I wanna burn her to the ground.

I wanna talk to you about Eleanor Levetan.

I wanna tell you everything.

I want her to hide my body in the woods

I want her to hit me with her Tesla and then reverse back over me.

I want her to stuff me like a taxidermy doll

I want to be an ally!

I want to burn her to the ground.

I want you to remember all the lessons that you learned here.

I want you to remember the friendships that you made,

I wanted to do something cute, like a grand gesture.

I was a Billie Jean King in a sea of Maria Sharapovas,

I was barely going 20 miles per hour. It was a love tap.

I was deciding between this and Elsa,

I was in the library,

I was just putting the finishing touches on my surprise. We good, Elliot?

I wish it could have been different.

I wish more than anything that you had, but you didn't.

I wish that we could, like, hire people to take them down.

I wish we could, like, hire people to take them down.

I wish you nothing

I won't choose some random restaurant for my birthday dinner

I would be offended if I didn't get one.

I would love to backpack across Europe with my camera.

I would tell you, "You're the coolest person I've ever met."

I would. 'Cause all this shit, it's so performative.

I, uh, told Russ what you did to Carissa.

I, um... I saw a post about it.

I...

I... felt like I was caught in between the whole thing,

I'd be very mad if this ends like that.

I'd give my left and right tit to be Drea Torres.

I'd have to kiss my future goodbye.

I'd hide from my party too if I could.

I'll be back, okay?

I'll go.

I'll think about it.

I'm actually transferring to Rosehill.

I'm already on the phone talking to my dad's lawyer.

I'm done.

I'm dreading it.

I'm Eleanor.

I'm fine. I don't even think about Max anymore.

I'm Frankenstein, and you're Frankenstein's bad bitch.

I'm Gabbi.

I'm glad to see you. I wasn't sure you'd be back after, you know,

I'm glad you're here, Dre. Have a good time.

I'm gonna find my seat. Okay?

I'm gonna freshen up.

I'm gonna get him to admit once and for all

I'm gonna go back to my party now and do fucking coke

I'm gonna make sure that you are stuck with your pain forever

I'm gonna turn the stage over to our resident Ina Garten.

I'm great.

I'm having a, um... party this weekend.

I'm in charge now.

I'm in.

I'm interesting,

I'm late to pick up my mom from work, and my car is not starting up,

I'm not Carissa, Russ.

I'm not helping you.

I'm not just gonna get sent to some glorified spa.

I'm not revealing my sources.

I'm okay.

I'm really glad you were down to hang.

I'm shocked! This is shocking news!

I'm sorry that I hit you with my car.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

I'm sorry, but no. Nope.

I'm sorry. Am I being paranoid, or is everyone staring at me right now?

I'm sorry. Drea is...

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.

I'm sorry. That's sad.

I'm sorry. Who are you?

I'm sure you'll get into a perfectly good college.

I'm telling you, she's innocent!

I'm the slut on probation,

I've always been very intrigued by what you do here.

I've been coming here a lot since... Carissa got expelled.

I've had the upper hand the entire time.

I've lost everything, Eleanor.

I've recently learned that it's incredibly easy

If by "bonkers," you mean "amazing."

If I could go back in time to when we were kids...

If I went after Max and lost my scholarship,

If men in general are hard to take down, Max is patriarchy incarnate.

If they have a lot of sex, they're crushing it.

If we can accomplish that,

If we do it, we're sluts. If they're angry, they're powerful,

If we expose those texts, everyone will know he did this to you.

If you get offended, Rosehill does have a designated safe space for that.

If you had just come to me when you saw the video, we...

If you want to ruin me, Nora,

Impressive, by the way.

In fact, the most special someone in your life is you.

In Palm Beach?

In this moment, I finally felt like I belonged.

In three, two...

In today's Thorn.

Incredible.

Is because I genuinely thought...

Is disassociate from your body and be someone you're not

Is everything okay?

Is just a front so no one can tell I actually care so much.

Is that your ex who leaked it?

Is there a camera on that brooch?

Is there someone there?

Is to make amends with the people who I've hurt.

Is you don't even remember doing this to me.

Is, like, the clique you run with or the accolades you receive.

Isn't Eleanor so pretty?

Isn't that twisted? They were my best friends.

It feels so nice to be part of a community that... really sees me.

It is heteronormative, and, honestly, it's kind of isolating,

It is, but it's fun!

It just really helps sometimes.

It just so happens that I have to do mandatory community service this year

It really means a lot.

It really sucks.

It shouldn't have taken an accident for me to realize that, and I'm sorry.

It sucks.

It turns out everything I thought I hated was exactly what I always wanted.

It was a gift.

It was a violation of my privacy.

It was clear. Max was hunting me for sport.

It was embarrassing.

It was fucking... They're psychos! [panting]

It was full.

It was just a story I told myself to make myself feel better

It was just the last piece of the puzzle.

It was on the first day of freshman year.

It was... awful.

It wasn't that she outed me. I... I don't care.

It would validate my entire existence or something,

It'll be fine, okay? Everyone devoured their cassoulet. It's gonna work.

It'll be like our very own version of friendship tattoos.

It'll be traced back to an IP address on your computer.

It's a little pre homecoming celebration.

It's a Rosehill senior tradition.

It's actually super progressive of them

It's all out madness.

It's all right.

It's all right.

It's all smoke and mirrors. I've seen all of them use a plastic straw.

It's allowed to suck.

It's an artist collective.

It's been a long night, but you know what?

It's been really tough for me without her.

It's brought you to this moment.

It's called a primal scream. It helps you access parts...

It's called double assurance, sweetie.

It's called double assurance, sweetie. Look it up.

It's called the Admissions Party.

It's Carissa Jones.

It's Eleanor now.

It's embarrassing enough that she's our age and works here,

It's gonna be fine. My entire life I've been a chameleon.

It's important that the girls covet your look.

It's in your honor that I'm founding a new club,

It's kind of hard to forget your first crush.

It's levitating!

It's literally perfect.

It's not illegal. We go here.

It's not just Max. It's all of them,

It's not working!

It's processing, revenge mommy.

It's quite the trifecta.

It's rad. Don't get me wrong.

It's recommended by medical professionals.

It's the birthday girl. We all having a good time.

It's upsetting that my entrepreneurial spirit

It's where Carissa grows her special crops.

It's, uh... it's actually Carissa's board.

Just awful.

Just because another restaurant has a better gluten free menu.

Just blow up my whole life.

Just checking on you.

Just feels kind of messed up.

Just feels weird, you know?

Just, uh, don't think too hard.

Kids, this is Eleanor.

Ladies! [whispers] Indoor voices please.

Last year, my intimate exchanges made their way into the world.

Last year, they tried to mount a mostly white production of Hamilton.

Last year.

Lay down, baby. [groans]

Let's do revenge.

Let's get out of here.

Let's roll.

Let's start with Carissa.

Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

Like, here, mine is seeming incredibly secure of myself,

Like, I'm just trying to get into Yale, and I need all the help I can get.

Like, she made me feel so free and confident and safe.

Lin Manuel Miranda sent a cease and desist.

Listen, babe, in this story, nothing is as it seems.

Look at that.

Look, can't we just put all this ugliness aside?

Look, I don't know what Eleanor told you, but I promise I can explain. Okay?

Look, I don't know what she told you,

Looking back, it was a classic Icarus story.

Lost my scholarship to Stanford, and I developed an actual coke problem.

Love is certainly in the air

Love you, boo. So proud to know you.

Love you, buddy!

Mad at you.

Make her radioactive, and no one will help her.

Make your exes jealous.

Makes no sense. Like, she's so selfish sometimes.

Max and them,

Max Broussard.

Max is cheating on Tara with Allegra. I saw his texts.

Max rented a house.

Max, baby! Babe, hey, hey! You looking for this?

Max.

Maximus, you okay?

May I let you in on a little secret?

Maybe it could help you too.

Maybe?

Maybe.

Mean.

Mom, please just come get me! I don't want to be here!

Mom.

Montana, shut up.

Montana, you have g****s in your teeth, babe. All right.

More than friends.

Move.

Moving before senior year?

Much better. Thank you.

My birthday is tomorrow. Do you wanna maybe do something together?

My brother.

My dad bought this warehouse a couple of years ago

My dad restores classic cars.

My entire life was about to change, and it all started with her.

My ex girlfriend is mad that I hooked up with my ex boyfriend.

My hero.

My mom is a nurse

My parents had to send me to a treatment center.

My parents still call the shots,

My therapist told me to get a puppy,

Nah, but all this shit, it's just armor.

Narcissists are too busy thinking about themselves

Narcissists are too focused on themselves...

Next up.

Nice entrance.

No consequences for her, I assume.

No one knows we know each other, right?

No one would come near me.

No social media. No phones.

No, I know all your secrets now,

No, I know. I'm sorry.

No, I think it's hot.

No, I... I really didn't mean it like that.

No, Meghan. We're gonna deal with this elegantly

No, no, no, no. Max is in his safe space. Yeah.

No, no, no. It's not even April yet. Like, I...

No, not really.

No, not really.

No, of course I don't feel better. I feel like shit.

No, we're in the library.

No? You don't remember?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I...

No. It's all really understated.

No. No, I knew. Yeah.

No. Okay? I didn't. But, fuck, why would I know that?

No. Um, I was in here,

None of this is gonna make us feel better, okay?

None of this is real. This party? He's controlling you, dude.

Nora?

Nora.

Nose job?

Nosy Nora Cutler.

Not yet.

Nothing.

Nothing. I... [chuckles]

Now I find out you were pretending?

Now she's queen of the zodiac thots, and she's a Scorpio.

Now,

Now, as we all know, Valentine's Day is inherently patriarchal.

Now, dudes, that's another story.

Now, go get the dirt on Max and make revenge mommy proud.

Now, it is for all the men at Rosehill who want to do better.

Now, this... this year, uh, this is gonna be such a great year.

Obviously,

Of a fellow woman of color, are you?

Of course she's the Rosehill student

Of course you do. Well, I follow her on Instagram,

Of Tara and them finding out this is where I lived.

Of what we think relationships should look like.

Off a girl's butthole... or her belly or something. I don't know.

Oh fuck.

Oh my fucking God.

Oh my God, baby. Thank you so much. Oh my God. I love you so much.

Oh my God, Meghan! Why is it always your first instinct

Oh my God, you're pathetic. Can't you see what he's doing?

Oh my God!

Oh my God! Don't be so dramatic. All I'm asking you to do

Oh my God! Nosy Nora.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. A boomerang of you jumping in the pool. Can I see it?

Oh my God. Cover me.

Oh my God. He's cheating with half the girls at Rosehill.

Oh my God. He's hooking up with the Instagram witch.

Oh my God. Is the headmaster going to the greenhouse?

Oh my God. No. Wait. Don't film me. Film Allegra.

Oh my God. There are spiders all over your phone.

Oh my God. Turn this shit up.

Oh my God. We're at school.

Oh my God. Yes, that's genius. Thank you so much.

Oh my God. You are at peak powers tonight.

Oh no.

Oh shit.

Oh, by the way,

Oh, honey, it is much easier to destroy a girl.

Oh, I prefer "playfully omitted."

Oh, I'm a piece of shit?

Oh, I'm sorry, Schoolhouse Rock!

Oh, is that what this is about? You're jealous I'm with your old friends?

Oh, it feels so good to be back.

Oh, Mama, that's very rude. What about Oscar Winner Olivia Colman?

Oh, no, no. I'm not gonna let a silly video stand between me and Yale.

Oh, please don't say a makeover.

Oh, so this is my fault?

Oh, so you're a socialist?

Oh, sorry. Burned one's for you.

Oh, sweetie.

Oh, this is about Yale?

Oh, wait. I did.

Oh, wow. Fuck you, dude!

Oh, you know, what happens to every guy.

Oh, you're dead.

Oh, you're serious.

Oh.

Oh. I didn't know she was over there.

Oh. I know.

Oh. I'm sorry. Did you have a tough day? Your mom had an emergency shift,

Oh. The orgy usually starts around sundown.

Oh. They have to pay.

Oh. Um,

Oh. You didn't know?

Okay, guys, here's the plan.

Okay, I'll be right there.

Okay, I'll just go fuck myself.

Okay, okay. Let's make...

Okay, rude.

Okay? Those root veggies are like my children now.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. [sighs]

Okay. I think you should look in the mirror, Dre.

On weekdays.

One down.

One of the best moments of my life.

One to go.

Ooh, baby.

Ooh, I'm just enjoying the show.

Ooh.

Ooh. [laughs] Such a fun vibe.

Ooh. Good one.

Ooh. Solid burn.

Ooph. Brutal.

Our weaknesses are their strengths.

Outed by your own team?

Over here.

Peaking in high school is cringe anyway.

Please tell me you got into at least one Ivy.

Please.

Please. Gimme, gimme. [groans]

Poor thing has seen a lot of action this year

Pray for Erica.

Pretty sticky, you know,

Prey on her vanity, turn her into a troll, exploit her darkest secrets.

Punching him has really put us all in a weird spot. He's like our family.

Ready to take them down?

Really helped me channel my rage.

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really? Who?

Remember what Dr. Gratch said.

Requires you walking past them once looking vaguely slutty.

Rich white girl ruins life of scholarship student of color.

Right.

Rosehill is an orchestra, and Max is its conductor.

Rosehill!

Russ, I think we've been drugged.

Russ!

Russ?

Russ.

Russ.

Sad.

Sage. You're not trying to diminish the hard work

Same. [sighs]

Say goodbye to your daddy's Senate career.

Says that hurt people hurt people,

Second of all, the headmaster would rather Rosehill burned to the ground

Seriously.

She actually goes to Rosehill.

She certainly remembers you.

She destroyed me.

She did? [sighs]

She doesn't know it yet, but we're about to become besties.

She found out he wasn't just keeping her a secret. Mm mm.

She generously pledged

She had the nose job and the name change,

She has amazing skin.

She hates me.

She left her DivaCup in the middle of the cafeteria in protest.

She only cared about one thing, revenge.

She saw you buy your dress at Salvation Army.

She sucks.

She think we don't know Tara paid for this party?

She told everyone that I tried to hold her down and kiss her.

She turned me into this predator.

She turned me into this predator.

She was becoming my friend.

She was my best friend too.

She was so freaked out when you turned me into a lesbian leper

She was sort of my first girlfriend back when she went by Nora.

She was the same mean girl I met when I was 13,

She works nights, so she's asleep.

She'll be a cinch. I can ruin her in my sleep.

She's been ignoring me all year. I almost didn't recognize her.

She's gonna be bald soon.

She's like a Bitchasaurus rex.

She's mean in a way I didn't know existed anymore.

She's new.

She's not dead.

She's waiting for you on the lower level.

Shh. Don't worry about it.

Shit. Shit. Shit.

Shocking! I'm shocked!

Should we tell her?

Shut up.

Sit down, Elliot.

Sit down.

Sleep with one eye open, bitch.

So a couple of years ago, when my parents were getting divorced,

So cool.

So do I!

So do I.

So good to see you. [chuckles]

So hostile. I'm waving the white flag, Max.

So I told you I loved you.

So I'm gonna use all the resources at my discretion

So nice seeing you outside the farm.

So no one will connect us to them, to each other.

So sad. I really hope she gets the help she needs.

So simple, so fun.

So these popular kids will invite you to be in their group.

So, after telling her about my church's clothing drive,

So, Allegra and I have been working on this really cool project.

So, Carissa's cooking the ring ceremony dinner?

So, do you remember Erica Norman?

So, Dre,

So, here's the plan.

So, how was Max's party?

So, I actually wanted to take this opportunity to, um...

So, I am putting you on behavioral probation,

So, I guess I fell asleep.

So, I have some really exciting news.

So, I told Vice Principal Norris what I did to Carissa.

So, I'm sorry, Eleanor...

So, is the cat out of the bag?

So, Max is...

So, we have...

So, we in the League, we've been trying to put our heads together

So, we're okay?

So, what are we doing here?

So, what do you think?

So, what's the deal with this little dinosaur thing?

So, you two meet,

So... [chuckles]

Somebody says something in person, someone repeats it online,

Someone completely unconnected to us.

Someone sent her the Thorn piece detailing your assault on Mr. Broussard.

Someone's in here. I don't feel well either.

Something he can't spin his way out of.

Something like that.

Something's happening.

Sometimes it just hurts to exist, you know?

Sometimes you have to pretend to be someone else to get what you want.

Soon, Drea would be annihilated.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Speaking of, I'm ready to see those texts.

Stay here, baby. [sniffs]

Stay lost as long as you can.

Stop!

Stop. Stop.

Suit yourself.

Sure, this started as me infiltrating Max's group to help Drea.

Sure, well, you don't tend to ask many people questions about themselves.

Sure.

Take care, hon. We'll miss you.

Take that back.

Take your pick. Slut shame her, turn her friends against her,

Taking away my social status, that's one thing.

Tara and Max are ethically nonmonogamous.

Tara, Meghan, Montana, Elliot.

Teen Vogue's got some jokes, huh? You've got some jokes.

Tell Allegra to leave.

Tell me something nobody knows about you.

Tell me what?

Than have a public drug scandal on her hands. She is truly that bitch.

Than making other people's tragedies about them.

Thank God I was sitting on a towel.

Thank you for that.

Thank you so much to everyone for being here.

Thank you so much, Meghan, for joining us today.

Thank you, guys.

Thank you, though. Thank you. I appreciate you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Welcome. Welcome, seniors.

Thanks for that, by the way.

Thanks.

That being said... [sighs]

That day, my life went up in flames, and there was nothing I could do

That Eleanor's been playing you the entire time? Like... [chuckles]

That gave me chills.

That he leaked that video.

That I tried to hold her down and kiss her.

That is so weird. First, that she told you it was me,

That is what I mean.

That made it onto the Teen Vogue Next Gen list.

That Max Broussard has been expelled from Rosehill effective immediately.

That only she can access,

That she jumped back into the closet when I needed her most.

That she kissed you and that you literally destroyed her life.

That should have been extremely simple.

That sounds nice.

That was not obvious.

That you also did the Peace Corps summer program.

That's a greenhouse, clearly.

That's a rough combo.

That's great. [chuckles] I mean, what a couple, right?

That's the exciting part of getting to know someone.

That's why it wouldn't start.

The Cis Hetero Men Championing Female Identifying Students League.

The coolest, most mysterious student at Rosehill Country Day.

The girl I allegedly framed at tennis camp.

The headmaster wants to see you in her office.

The headmaster was right.

The horny theater kids.

The Instagram witch?

The one who showed everyone that video of you. Erica Norman.

The only reason I put drugs in Carissa's dinner

The only times I ever felt happy this year...

The only way for you to get ahead is to be smarter.

The only way out was through.

The optics of that aren't great.

The pleasure is all mine, Tara.

The real answer is I don't know.

The texts.

The ultimate manic pixie dream boy, Max has a meticulously curated persona.

The video? Of course not.

The way last year ended was so...

The way you handled it, that leaves much to be desired.

Then what do you wanna be?

Then, while everyone's tripping balls,

There are messages here from a girl in every clique.

There she is.

There she is.

There was no, "Thank you, Max, for making me matter."

There was only one person sadistic enough to send that article.

There's a greenhouse with this massive padlock on it

There's never been any evidence.

There's this knot in my chest...

They also leaked all my texts on Valentine's Day! It was them!

They always get away scot free.

They deserve to go down for what they did to us,

They go down. You go down.

They got this hilarious boomerang of me jumping into the pool.

They just stood by while Max ruined my life.

They need to feel the consequences of what they did to me.

They were never just gonna let you back into their group.

They would just be elated. But you and I, we would bury it alive.

They're a great read. That was compelling shit.

They're all as calculated as they are beautiful.

They're not wrong.

They're poly.

This is America. We finna eat any ass we want, y'all.

This is bad for us both. How do we spin this?

This is bullshit.

This is insane! I don't even do cocaine!

This is my birthday party?

This is so cute.

This isn't your armor anymore. It's just you.

This sucks shit!

This sucks.

This Thorn piece means so much to me. Really.

This was a huge mistake.

This was just a fun surprise.

This was our spot.

This whole thing, everything that we've been doing,

Those people do not care about you. They're not your friends.

To absolutely annihilate the both of you.

To be honest, I'm still recovering,

To donate her entire wardrobe to low income women in need.

To feel included.

To figure out a way to show all of you ladies at the school

To frame people for having drugs on them.

To light someone's hair on fire?

To me, it feels weird that you're talking about my ex right now.

To realize they're being played.

To some archaic idea of what the best means.

To spot and nurture talent.

To transcend heteronormative structures, you know?

Today, I'm joined by Meghan Perez,

Today, you let your anger control you.

Tonight was really cute and everything,

Truly.

Turn yourself in.

Two seconds ago, you threw my phone in the dirt.

Two time National Scholastic Press Association Award winner

Uh, because I'm not capable?

Uh, I am so honored to have made this feast

Uh, look, I'm having a pretty shit morning myself,

Uh, we could get caught.

Uh...

Uh...

Um,

Um, can I just steal the birthday girl for a sec?

Um, coming up, we have our farm kids. They run the school farm led by Carissa.

Um, I actually really like this.

Um, I gotta go. Thank you, Derek.

Um, this is Drea Torres. You fixed my teal Mitsubishi earlier this year.

Um...

Um...

Um... Nice to see you ladies.

Unfortunately, she's still expelled, as she was, you know, growing drugs.

Unfortunately.

Untouchable plane. She glowed.

Wait, wait, wait. You don't like him, do you?

Wait.

Wait. Did you get screenshots of the texts?

Wait. How did you get in...

Wait. How much are we cutting?

Wait. She told me that you started some fucked up rumor about her

Wait. So, this entire warehouse belongs to you?

Wait. That crunchy granola lesbi...

Wait. What?

Was any of it real?

Was certainly not on my senior year bucket list

We all love an emotional terrorist.

We can get away with this.

We can't erase what we did to each other, but I don't wanna hurt you anymore,

We could not graduate. We could get expelled.

We got him.

We have a couple classes together.

We have a slight problem. Allegra the Instagram witch is saying

We have an announcement from your senior class president,

We have to do...

We have to fix...

We love you, Max!

We made this plan. I helped her get what she wanted,

We need Elliot.

We put these mushrooms in whatever bougie foodie bullshit

We should do it on Valentine's Day. Really go for the drama.

We should team up and do each other's revenge.

We thought,

We won't get caught. That's the whole point.

We're casting spells tonight, bitches.

Well, bye, Dre.

Well, I guess she looked a little different.

Well, I think you handled that very well.

Well, I'm sure that's by mistake.

Well, just like a little something.

Well, maybe not directly nurture, but you know, I can see it,

Well, we're not having sex. You can go fuck yourself. Have fun.

Well...

Were when I was with you.

Were you watching us?

What a heartwarming display of female friendship. I'm kvelling.

What about tennis camp?

What about you?

What about your friends?

What are you doing? No, no. Stop it, Drea. Drea, don't!

What are you gonna do now?

What are you saying? [exhales] You want to go after all of them?

What are you talking about? I haven't talked to Eleanor.

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you say, pal? Hmm?

What do you think you're doing? You come to my house. Are you okay?

What do you wanna do?

What else would it be about?

What happened to him?

What if I had remembered?

What is this place?

What is wrong with you? Get off the floor. It's so gross.

What should have felt exhilarating just felt rotten. I... I was so lost.

What the fuck was that?

What, like a fucked up TaskRabbit?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? [gasps]

What? Like a fucked up TaskRabbit?

What's going on here?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's up?

What's your plan?

Whatever you've been distracted with, I hope it's worth your future.

When her request to make Rosehill go vegan was denied,

When I approached Max about this piece, I wasn't sure how he would feel about it.

When I read your application essay, I thought, "This girl is the future."

When I was 13, uh, I went to day camp with this girl,

When she lost Yale, a dark cloud settled over our friendship.

When someone wants to destroy you.

When you wear these rings,

When you wear these rings, I want you to remember that you are,

When, in reality, my whole I don't give a shit thing

Where does this game end, Nora?

Which I thought I was doing, but I guess not.

Which is about the worst answer I could give.

Which is run by Carissa.

Which is the source of the problem,

Which is what I had to do to you.

Who am I gonna play with?

Who are they?

Who cares? [chuckles]

Who just uses everyone around you to get exactly what you want.

Who looked completely out of place, and I welcomed you into my world.

Who spent her whole life working to ensure I can have a better future.

Who summons me?

Who wants a bite of me?

Who?

Who's that? Is she new?

Whoa. [laughs]

Whoo!

Whoops.

Why are you wiggling around like your tampon's sliding out?

Why can't you just come get me?

Why do I always gotta be the vibe killer? Let Meghan do it.

Why don't I know you?

Why don't you transfer?

Why the fuck are you laughing?

Why would I call bullshit?

Why would I do that? I hate you.

Why would someone do that? Are they worth something?

Why would you wanna go to school with some bitch who ruined your life?

Why?

Why?

With distinct recognizable signs to the trained eye.

With Max's dad funding my dad's reelection campaign.

With my brains and your... blank slate,

With Valentine's Day right around the corner.

Would be a lot more fun if I had a mate.

Wow, hi.

Wow. [chuckles]

Wow. [laughs]

Wow. What do they do?

Y'all, we're young. We're fluid.

Yale rejected me.

Yale then Harvard Law.

Yale was the only thing keeping me from going for his throat,

Yeah, and now I'm happy with you again. Keep up.

Yeah, but your instincts were right.

Yeah, Eleanor is Nora Cutler, from day camp.

Yeah, I know Drea.

Yeah, I'm busy planning the menu for the ring ceremony.

Yeah, I'm having a blast.

Yeah, no. I'm fine.

Yeah, of course. [inhales]

Yeah, she came out to me,

Yeah, she told me everything.

Yeah, sure. Get the address.

Yeah, the Glennergy really leapt out.

Yeah, they're so fun.

Yeah, those lists are definitely bullshit,

Yeah, we've met before.

Yeah? Nice jacket.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. [sighs] I think so.

Yeah. All the time.

Yeah. I've seen her.

Yeah. It's gonna be her big break in the culinary world.

Yeah. No, I mean...

Yeah. The Greta Thunberg brigade can be pretty intense.

Yeah. Um...

Yeah. Was gonna go for a joyride.

Yeesh.

Yep. All right.

Yes, that is exactly what I'm saying.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. You're radiating Glennergy right now.

Yo, we got Mayweather Logan part 2.0.

Yo, we got Mayweather...

You are a very lucky girl.

You are so much cooler than any of those dodos going to Max's party.

You called me a human Birkenstock.

You could play with yourself.

You did?

You didn't think I was gonna look through it?

You don't answer my texts.

You don't understand.

You don't.

You ever look around and just think, "How did I get here?"

You good?

You got a jealous ex boyfriend who can fix cars? [chuckles]

You got out.

You guys, can we all just look at Eleanor right now?

You guys, I can't believe she actually came back.

You guys, you know me. Elliot, tell them. Tell them.

You had me destroy Carissa for no reason.

You have to look impossibly hot

You insufferable cunt, I know you did this.

You just have, like, a really... [chuckles] ...weird energy.

You know how Drea and I met?

You know what? It was actually really fun.

You know you don't have to be brave with me.

You know, all I ever wanted for as long as I can remember was to get into Yale.

You know, he makes you feel so safe and protected,

You know, I pride myself on having this uncanny ability

You know, I'm fucking glad I leaked that video.

You know, I'm really glad that I get to see you,

You know, maybe you could send me something to keep me company this summer.

You know, this was Drea and Eleanor. They did this.

You know?

You look great.

You look like you want a grilled cheese.

You made this pretty easy, I gotta say.

You mean Max's friends?

You might be the only real friend I've ever had.

You needed it more.

You neglected to mention that on your tour.

You not a fan?

You okay?

You one handsome looking son of a bitch, Broussard!

You probably poisoned it, Nora.

You put your phone in a locked bag at my party.

You ready to be my woman on the inside?

You really are the devil.

You really had that pent up, huh?

You run with a pretty intense crowd these days.

You said some pretty messed up stuff out there.

You seriously don't remember?

You should come.

You should talk to Russ. He's in charge of the, uh, volunteers.

You should try it. It... it'll really help with the Max stuff.

You stay there. You lay down, all right? You can have some of that special stuff.

You steal Max's phone and get us those texts.

You sure?

You think I framed you?

You think that I can't doctor an admissions email?

You wanna know my deepest, darkest secret?

You wanna you know how you can tell when you've really reached the top?

You want a tour?

You wanted to go to tennis camp this summer.

You were just some transplant scholarship girl

You were no one.

You weren't there to bank social content. You were there to get dirt on Max.

You weren't wrong.

You, uh, clean up well yourself.

You'll like this.

You'll never get away with this.

You're a mystery until you're not.

You're absolutely right.

You're Drea fucking Torres.

You're free, Drea.

You're fucking nothing without me. You'd all be fucking nothing!

You're getting crumbs all over me.

You're giving off some serious, like, Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction energy.

You're going to expose each one of those duplicitous assholes

You're gonna get back in with your little friends,

You're gonna hook up with both Broussards?

You're just like me.

You're not serious?

You're probably like, "Why is she talking in riddles when her life looks perfect?"

You're right.

You're right.

You're right. We're all just performing.

You're the girl who taught me what it means to be an indomitable force.

You're the only one. [scoffs]

You're welcome.

You've also had quite the change this year.

Your ex?

Your fathers must be elated.

Your house is, like...

Your memories of this place.

Your whole life, you've been cocooned.

Yours is that your peers have the luxury of operating on impulse.

Yup.

...a makeover! [grunts]

...you must open up to new experiences. Bridge...

'Cause she's dead. ♪ Inside of the CVS ♪

["Move" by TOBi plays] [doorbell rings]

[both] I have a shot with Max! I have a shot with Max?

[boy 3] Bye, loser. [Max] Move.

[boy kisses and groans] [Drea laughs]

[boy shouts indistinctly] Be allies.

[chimes] I want to expose him.

[chuckles] But I did tell him the truth.

[chuckles] Oh shit.

[crowd cheers] [Elliot] Let's go, Tigers!

[crowd cheers] [fireworks explode]

[crowd cheers] Tomorrow, at the Salvation Army.

[door creaks] [whispers] Drea?

[door opens] [footsteps approaching]

[Drea moans on video] Max. [boy] Drea the cam girl.

[Drea panting] [mischievous music plays]

[Eleanor sighs] [Max groans]

[Eleanor] Anywhere. I'm not like you, Eleanor.

[Eleanor] Just do it. No. Absolutely not. Thank you, no.

[Eleanor] Max? [Max] No. You're a beautiful boy.

[Eleanor] Oh. Where did you get it? Can I have it?

[Elliot] Get personal, man. [girl cheers]

[Elliot] Oh my God. We used to call her Nosy Nora?

[exhales] ♪ Got a question 'fore we go ♪

[gasps] Hello there, my little tech whiz.

[gasps] Where's the party happening?

[giggling in the distance] [Eleanor] Drea?

[girl 1] Gag me! [Max] So...

[girl 1] Who touched the aux? [boy 1] What happened to the music?

[girl 2] Loved your video, Drea. [phone chimes]

[girl] Fuck you, Gabbi! The horror.

[girls] Ooh. [crowd applauds and cheers]

[glass breaks] [sniffs and sobs]

[glass tinkling] [male voice] Shh.

[grunts] [crowd exclaiming]

[laughing] [Eleanor] Oh my God.

[laughs] ["Kids in America" by Maude Latour plays]

[laughs] [gasps]

[laughs] ♪ La la la la la la ♪

[laughs] What about Max?

[Max kisses] Hey. Max. Can we talk about it, please?

[Max] How was your summer? [Drea] Restorative.

[Max] I was in the library. What is that? Anyone know what this is?

[Max] Mm hmm. Your house is so cute.

[Max] The first day of freshman year. What is this?

[Meghan] Aw! What are you doing, you stupid bitch?

[Meghan] Oh my God! Classic Eleanor. So full of surprises.

[Meghan] Why isn't it yours? No. Okay?

[Meghan] Yes. [Tara] So pretty.

[meows] [both laugh]

[phone line rings] [man on phone] Paul's Auto.

[scoffs] ♪ You ruined everything good ♪

[scoffs] Baby, come on. I would never do this.

[seagull squawks] Why would I do that?

[shrieking] Yes! Oh my God! Yes! Yes! Nosy Nora!

[sighs] [Eleanor] Oh.

[sighs] No, no, no. Don't do that. Don't pity me.

[sniffs] [loud thump]

[suspenseful music playing] [sighs]

[Tara] Higher. Let's go.

[Tara] Meghan, don't scare her. [laughs]

[Tara] Please! My pupils are huge.

[tires squealing] [crashing loudly]

[woman] Erica, return to craft time. I'm fucking coming!

[woman] Who wants dessert? [boy] I'm ready for dessert.

♪ Disappointment takes us by surprise ♪ [phone chimes]

♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪ ♪ Everyone is dumb ♪

♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪ ♪ La la la la la ♪

♪ Impossible to ignore... ♪ [crowd applauds]

♪ La la la la ♪ ♪ We're the kids in America ♪

♪ La la la la ♪ ♪ We're the kids in America ♪

♪ La la la la la la ♪ ♪ We're the kids ♪

♪ Oh, don't try to stop, baby ♪ [sighs]

♪ One, two, three ♪ ♪ I'm too happy, it's annoying... ♪

♪ See you later ♪ Who are you texting?

♪ We're the kids, we're the kids ♪ ♪ La la la la la la ♪

♪ We're the kids, we're the kids ♪ ♪ La la la la la la ♪

a list that celebrates the brightest... [phone chimes]

A little video? Yeah.

And, uh... [girls talking indistinctly]

And... and, uh... [phones chime]

Are you in therapy? God, no. Why?

Are you threatening her? [Max] Fucker!

Babe. Hmm?

Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. See you next summer.

Champagne? Uh, yes.

Come on. Have some. No, I'm good.

Cool. [Max] I studied him at Yale.

Do you remember? What?

Dre? [crowd whispering indistinctly]

Drea! What's up?

Drea? I'm good.

Drea. [Drea] Hey.

Eleanor, come back! [Elliot] Nosy fucking Nora.

Eleanor, you're so bad. [Tara] Yeah.

Eleanor. [gasps]

Elliot, where's the remote, man? I don't know.

Enjoy senior year! Why didn't you tell me?

Even the carrots? Every last one of them.

Everybody... [chuckles]

Fuck you, Max. We're over. Goddamn it.

Fuck! That's Nosy Nora? That's Nosy Nora.

Fuck. ["Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger ends]

Fuck. So, um...

God. [sighs]

Happy birthday! Happy birthday!

He deserved it. [Russ] No, not him.

Hear... [Mom] Eleanor? Eleanor, can you hear me?

Here you go. I can't believe you did this.

Hey! [crowd cheers]

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Eleanor, this is my family.

Hi. Hello.

Hmm? Nothing.

Hmm. Hang in there, okay?

I ate some of your kids yesterday. No.

I came. Let's go to a party. ["Bitter Bitch" by Helen plays]

I didn't know that you go here now. I do. I, um...

I don't have the address yet. Bro.

I don't quite know what to do with it. We don't know what to do with it.

I know, yeah. It's just so complicated.

I know. I know. Good. Oh my God.

Is that Drea the tennis pro? [Eleanor] No, not her.

Is that why you punched him? Are you gonna talk this entire ride?

Let's do revenge. Yeah.

Love you! Yeah, baby.

Moving on to Max. Wait, go back. Why will Carissa be easy?

My girls and I are all about positivity... [gasps] Ooh!

Nah. No, we vibin', 'Rissa.

Never have I ever had a threesome. ♪ I've become a bitter bitch ♪

No, I'm not fucking serious. [sighs]

No. For sure no. Eleanor.

Nope. [scoffs]

Oh my fucking God! [Max] Hey!

Oh my God. Um...

Oh yes. Gimme.

Oh, absolutely, man. Oh?

Oh! Murder you! No, no, no. [screams]

Oh! Okay. [Elliot] Show what you got. Pose it up!

Oh. [laughs]

Oh. Stop, you two. Seriously, stop. [Tara laughs]

Okay. Okay.

Perfect. Hmm.

Please! [Montana] My pupils are fucking massive.

Pray for Erica. Yeah.

Really? Yeah.

She does. Sorry. What's wrong with you?

She doesn't even know what it looks like. I don't know what it looks like!

She likes choosing violence. No. No one is choosing violence.

She told you that I did that? Mm hmm.

So what are you doing here? I came to see a friend.

Sorry. [laptop closes]

Step the fuck back. Fuck you.

Thank you. [clears throat] Okay, ready?

Thank you. [crowd cheers]

Thank you. [footsteps approaching]

The new fits, blond hair. Hmm.

This okay? [Max] Mm hmm.

To move forward... Mom... I can't...

Uh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. [Russ] Mm hmm.

Um, you know, they... restore peace. Mm hmm.

We don't care that your mom is a... Stop talking.

We should be out there eating ass, dawg. Yeah.

We're gonna kill him. [thunder rumbling]

What are you doing here? Oh no.

What are you doing here? What do you mean?

What? She knows you can't afford anything else.

What's going on in that head of yours? Hmm?

What's happening? [Max] ...a conniving, selfish sociopath...

Who was that? Uh, some girl I used to go to camp with.

Will your mother be joining us? No.

Wow. I... I almost didn't recognize you. [Eleanor] Yeah.

Yay! It feels so problematic.

Yeah, you're right. Great.

Yeah! Come on.

Yeah! Mmm. Oh, stop.

Yeah? A little video.

Yeah? Oh my God.

Yeah. [Tara] Yes!

Yeah. Thanks.

Yeah. Tara, gather everyone. [Tara] Mm hmm.

Yo, you made it. Hi.

You are so pretty. [Meghan sighs]

You did this for me? Of course. You're our friend.

You fra... She framed me! You framed her!

You gonna shank us? Oh no. I wouldn't...

You have quite the social calendar. [Eleanor] Yeah, it's been a weird year.

You love me? Oh my God. Yes, I love you so much.

You really want me to? Yeah.

You scared me. [Max] You all right?

You think so? [laughs] Yes. You were so hot. [inhales]

You're welcome. [Drea] Yes, yes.

Your new vibe is high status cunt. [groans]

...a beautiful kaleidoscope of trauma and resilience.

...I did not see that coming at all.

...let's all raise our glasses to Drea Torres and to her bright future.

...Max is a lying garbage rat, so no surprise he was a cheater too.

...one of the steps in my recovery program

...there's nothing vapid people love more

...this.

...to realize they're being played.

...you are never more alive than when you're 17 years old.

...you did sucker punch Rosehill's golden boy.

'Cause you ladies have been very, very busy this year, haven't you?

'cause... [inhales]

"Cozy" is just a nice way of saying "small."

"This girl is special."

"This is just who I have to be to survive."

"What if? What if? What if? What if?"

"Why not take back this day and make it all about loving ourselves?"

["Bitch" by Meredith Brooks continues]

["Bitch" by Meredith Brooks ends]

["Bitch" by Meredith Brooks plays]

["Blondes" by Blu DeTiger plays]

["Brutal" by Olivia Rodrigo plays]

["Brutal" by Olivia Rodrigo slows down]

["Celebrity Skin" by Hole ends]

["Celebrity Skin" by Hole plays]

["CYBAH" by Syd plays]

["Dead to Me (Simonyouth Remix)" by Chloe Adams plays]

["Deceptacon" by Le Tigre plays]

["Deceptacon" continues]

["Do You Know (What It Takes)" by Robyn plays]

["Dreams" by The Cranberries plays]

["Easy Going" by Kacy Hill plays]

["Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger plays]

["For the Girls" by Hayley Kiyoko plays]

["Happier Than Ever" by Billie Eilish ends]

["Happier Than Ever" by Billie Eilish plays]

["How Bizarre (Orchestral Version)" by The Symphonic Pops plays]

["How's It Going to Be" by Third Eye Blind plays]

["I Eat Boys" by Chloe Moriondo plays]

["Milionària" by Rosalía plays]

["Move" by TOBi continues]

["Move" by TOBi ends]

["Praise You" by Fatboy Slim plays]

["Pretend" by Juliana Madrid ends]

["Pretend" by Juliana Madrid plays]

["Shame Reactions" by Pom Pom Squad plays]

["She's All I Wanna Be" by Tate McRae plays]

["Silk Chiffon (Feat. Phoebe Bridgers)" by MUNA ends]

["So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings" by Caroline Polachek plays]

["The Impression That I Get" by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones plays]

[all scream] Surprise!

[all shouting and laughing]

[babbling]

[both laugh]

[both laugh]

[both laugh]

[both laugh]

[both laugh]

[both scream]

[boy 2] Yo, Max!

[boy 4] Don't let the patriarchy hit you on the way out.

[boy shouting indistinctly]

[boy] I never doubted him, not for a second.

[boy] So do I.

[boy] Yeah!

[boy] Yeah. I'm just bummed we're gonna be apart all summer.

[breathes heavily]

[car engine chugging]

[car engine keeps chugging]

[car engine revving]

[car engine revving]

[Carissa] Hey.

[Carissa] Nora.

[Carissa] Yeah, Nora.

[cheers] Yeah, Drea!

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] I mean, that's simply not true.

[chuckles] No. She thinks you just don't actually care about the farm.

[chuckles] Wow. I didn't realize

[chuckles] Yes.

[coughs]

[coughs] Sorry.

[cries] Because I told you yesterday. Because we spent an entire year together.

[cries] You framed her.

[crowd cheers and applauds]

[crowd cheers and applauds]

[crowd cheers]

[crowd cheers]

[crowd cheers]

[crowd cheers]

[crowd cheers]

[crowd cheers]

[crowd exclaims]

[crowd exclaims]

[crowd] Aw.

[crowd] Climate change is not a lie! Please don't let our planet die!

[door creaks]

[door opens]

[Drea breathes heavily]

[Drea gasps] Bingo.

[Drea grunts]

[Drea inhales]

[Drea laughs]

[Drea screams]

[Drea sighs]

[Drea sighs]

[Drea sniffles]

[Drea sniffles]

[Drea sobs]

[Drea winces]

[Drea] Are you catching a lot of waves in Miami?

[Drea] Eleanor was really pissing me off.

[Drea] Eleanor?

[Drea] Fuck!

[Drea] Good. He'll look even worse.

[Drea] I felt violated all over again.

[Drea] I guess.

[Drea] I hate surprises.

[Drea] I'm Drea Torres,

[Drea] If you haven't already gleaned, my friends were born into this life,

[Drea] Max.

[Drea] Mm hmm.

[Drea] No, why would I do that?

[Drea] No. It's okay. I think we might be fucked up soulmates.

[Drea] Our chemistry was kind of incredible.

[Drea] Shoe faced veggie fucker.

[Drea] So much for believing women.

[Drea] There was only one way to get to the bottom of this.

[Drea] Tonight was fun.

[Drea] Transfer where?

[Drea] What an asshole, right?

[Drea] What's that?

[Drea] Where are you going with this, Max?

[Drea] Working at the farm

[Drea] Yep.

[Drea] You are now and forevermore

[Drea] You're a psycho.

[Drea] Your little dress I made you looks great.

[echoes] ♪ Round ♪

[echoes] ♪ Round... ♪

[echoes] Drea!

[echoes] Hello?

[Eleanor exhales]

[Eleanor spits]

[Eleanor] All right. Come over here.

[Eleanor] Cool.

[Eleanor] Do you really think Carissa's growing drugs?

[Eleanor] Dodos.

[Eleanor] Drea Torres.

[Eleanor] Drea, I'm so sorry.

[Eleanor] Feeling alone is a specific type of pain,

[Eleanor] Getting a girl's attention requires weeks if not months of work.

[Eleanor] Hmm.

[Eleanor] I did it.

[Eleanor] I know I looked confident, but I was profusely sweating everywhere.

[Eleanor] I know what it's like to get screwed over

[Eleanor] I tried to bring my emotional support lizard,

[Eleanor] In a shocking twist of events,

[Eleanor] It takes one to know one.

[Eleanor] It was Erica.

[Eleanor] It's as surprising to me as it is to you.

[Eleanor] It's complicated.

[Eleanor] Listen, was all this a little crazy? Sure.

[Eleanor] Mom?

[Eleanor] My therapist, the beloved Dr. Gratch,

[Eleanor] Nice view, Max.

[Eleanor] Oh my God. I'm so sorry. We can try again.

[Eleanor] Oh, you're so dramatic.

[Eleanor] Oscar Winner Olivia Colman is my emotional support bearded dragon.

[Eleanor] So, um, what now?

[Eleanor] Spoiler alert, Drea snapped.

[Eleanor] This feels illegal.

[Eleanor] Well, it took me all of 45 minutes to realize

[elevator dings]

[elevator dings]

[Elliot cheers] Yeah!

[Elliot] Oh man. Nosy fucking Nora.

[Elliot] You better be smiling.

[Erica] Jessica! Do something!

[exhales]

[exhales]

[exhales]

[exhales] But back to you two.

[exhales] I was worried that you might be stubborn about this,

[fake moaning loudly]

[fake moans]

[fake moans]

[fake moans] So good.

[fireworks explode]

[Gabbi] Uh, Rosehill's royal court, the cream of the incredibly entitled crop.

[girl 1 on video] What's up, Teen Vogue?

[girl 1] In high school, they say the best measure of success

[girl 1] She has to be like...

[girl 1] Trick question. Everyone wanted a bite of me.

[girl 2] Are you seeing this?

[girl 2] Oh my God, his texts!

[girl 3 laughs]

[girl 3] Are you kidding me?

[girl 3] It's gonna be okay.

[girl 3] You're terrible.

[girl 4] Oh my God.

[girl cheers]

[girl shouting indistinctly]

[girl vomits]

[girl] He's actually more progressive than I thought.

[girl] Over here!

[girls scream]

[girls talking indistinctly]

[girls] Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

[girls] We love you, Max!

[groans]

[grunts] Yikes.

[hesitates] I'm sorry. The old Eleanor can't come to the phone right now.

[in deep voice] Uh, I'm sorry.

[in singsong] Brown and Columbia, bitches.

[in singsong] Bye.

[in singsong] Let's go!

[in singsong] Thought so!

[indistinct chattering, laughing]

[inhales and exhales] Hey.

[inhales sharply]...I have a shot with Max!

[inhales, exhales]

[inhales]

[inhales]

[inhales] I'm just so angry all the time.

[inhales] Oh no.

[inhales]...really cozy.

[laughs and sniffles]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs] Oh my fucking God.

[laughs] Thank you.

[loudly]...we're hysterical!

[man] And now, the founder of the Cis Hetero Men

[man] Hello, hello, hello. If everyone can please take their seats.

[man] They're worth about 20 bucks. Someone was probably messing with you.

[man] We have an announcement

[man] Yeah, last time, someone removed your spark plug.

[Max and Tara laugh]

[Max and Tara moaning and kissing]

[Max exhales]

[Max groans]

[Max panting]

[Max screams]

[Max sighs]

[Max] ...eviscerating a teacher.

[Max] ...uses everyone around you to get exactly what you want.

[Max] Come on.

[Max] Do you know how Drea and I first met?

[Max] Easy, Mayweather.

[Max] Fix it, please.

[Max] Guys, this isn't real. This is a joke.

[Max] Hello?

[Max] Hmm.

[Max] I'll introduce you to some friends, all right? These are good people. Yo.

[Max] No, no, no, they can't get Max. They can't. Don't.

[Max] Oh come on. Stop, stop.

[Max] Please make this go away.

[Max] Thank you, guys.

[Max] Thank you! Thank you!

[Max] Thank you. Thank you.

[Max] That's fine.

[Max] There we go!

[Max] Where are you?

[Meghan laughs] What is she doing here?

[Meghan] I know. He was so vulnerable, so honest.

[Meghan] Last year's public assault sent a shockwave through the campus.

[Meghan] Let's take a picture!

[Meghan] Oh my God! Bitch, get up.

[Meghan] Yeah!

[mischievous music continues]

[mischievous music intensifies]

[mischievous music plays]

[mischievous music plays]

[mischievous music plays]

[mischievous music plays]

[mockingly] I don't know. Was it?

[Mom] You can't sit around like this all summer. Not again.

[Mom] Your pet lizard is not a friend.

[Montana gasps] Drea's here.

[Montana laughs]

[Montana] Is anyone else feeling weird?

[Montana] No way! I wanna touch it!

[Montana] You're so pretty.

[mouthing] Yes!

[phone beeps]

[phone chimes]

[phone chimes]

[phone chimes]

[phone chimes]

[phone chimes]

[retches]

[Russ laughs]

[Russ scoffs]

[Russ slurps]

[Russ] Drea?

[Russ] Hmm.

[Russ] How are you feeling?

[Russ] Look who it is.

[Russ] Okay.

[Russ] Shit, um...

[Russ] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Drea, slow down.

[sad music plays]

[Sage scoffs]

[scissors snip]

[scoffs]

[scoffs]

[scoffs]

[scoffs]

[scoffs] I know. She looks really cute, though.

[scoffs] What? My brother is not that fun.

[scoffs] Yeah, I feel you.

[scoffs] You know, got kicked out of tennis camp.

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[seagull squawks]

[shears clipping]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs] Do you think it's weird how we're having this party without her?

[sighs] It's been quite an interesting day.

[sighs] So, what are your plans?

[sighs] Very good.

[sighs]...Drea...

[siren wailing]

[sniffles]

[snorting]

[steps approaching]

[Tara exhales]

[Tara moans]

[Tara sighs]

[Tara] Baby, I'm on with my dad's strategist.

[Tara] Cover me now.

[Tara] Cover me. Go! Go faster!

[Tara] Eleanor!

[Tara] Good. Yeah, our families summered together in Capri.

[Tara] Guys, we shouldn't... No, we're not...

[Tara] Happy birthday.

[Tara] Hey.

[Tara] Higher.

[Tara] I am constantly blown away by his strength.

[Tara] I don't believe that Montana's actually celiac.

[Tara] It's fine. I'm sure it's fine. All right, guys...

[Tara] Oh my God. Let's get in the water.

[Tara] Shit. Get cozy.

[Tara] So obviously, that video's fucked, but Max didn't leak it.

[Tara] Well, I can't wait for everyone to read this thought provoking piece.

[Tara] What?

[tense music intensifies]

[tense music intensifies]

[tense music plays]

[tense music plays]

[tense music plays]

[tense music plays]

[tense music plays]

[tense music plays]

[tense music plays]

[tense music plays]

[tense music plays]

[thunder rumbling]

[upbeat instrumental music ends]

[upbeat instrumental music plays]

[upbeat music plays]

[whispers] Hi.

[whispers] Let's get you a grilled cheese.

[whispers] Let's go.

[whispers] Look it up.

[whispers] No. No, no, no. Don't let in the spiders.

[whispers] Oh, don't cry.

[whispers] Okay.

[whispers] Sorry.

[whispers] What?

[woman] Eleanor, I am so delighted

[woman] Smile!

[xylophone music plays]

♪ 'Cause I was a kid ♪

♪ 'Cause I'd never treat me this shitty ♪

♪ 'Cause you never did ♪

♪ 'Cause you only listen To your fucking friends ♪

♪ 'Cause you're a dream to me ♪

♪ "More crackers, please More crackers, please" ♪

♪ A different way to be ♪

♪ A totally amazing mind ♪

♪ Aah, la ah la ah ♪

♪ Aah, la ah la ah ♪

♪ Aah, la ah la ah ♪

♪ Aah, la ah la ah ♪

♪ Always be around ♪

♪ Always said you were misunderstood ♪

♪ And don't try to make me feel bad ♪

♪ And I don't talk shit about you... ♪

♪ And I'll be the monster That you made me ♪

♪ And I'm so caught up in the news Of who likes me and who hates you ♪

♪ And I'm so sick of 17 Where's my fucking teenage dream... ♪

♪ And I'm so tired that I might ♪

♪ And now I tell you openly ♪

♪ And oh, my dreams ♪

♪ And she's all I wanna be All I wanna be so bad ♪

♪ And they'd all be so disappointed 'Cause who am I, if not exploited? ♪

♪ Animal part of me ♪

♪ Be bored with mine ♪

♪ Because I'll never be enough for her ♪

♪ But damn, I miss you tonight... ♪

♪ But I don't mind... ♪

♪ But I'd have an empty line ♪

♪ Chaotic stupid I'll get used to feeling useless ♪

♪ Chiffon ♪

♪ Could you break a heart? ♪

♪ Dead to me ♪

♪ Dead to me ♪

♪ Dead to me ♪

♪ Dead to me ♪

♪ Do me wrong or do me right ♪

♪ Do you know what it takes to love me? ♪

♪ Don't be scared, it's just tonight ♪

♪ Don't be scared, it's just tonight ♪

♪ Don't make me regret tonight ♪

♪ Don't need to worry about no one ♪

♪ Don't waste my time, baby ♪

♪ Don't worry, I'll play pretend ♪

♪ Drawing crosses on your eyes Like a sinner, oh ♪

♪ Dream to me ♪

♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪

♪ Ego crush is so severe ♪

♪ Even though it's not My particular taste ♪

♪ Everybody live for the music go round ♪

♪ Everybody live for the music go round ♪

♪ Everyone is dumb ♪

♪ Everyone is... ♪

♪ Fine, thank you... ♪

♪ Friday night, and everyone's moving ♪

♪ God, it's brutal out here ♪

♪ Guess you never really know Gotta wait, see how it goes ♪

♪ Head spinning Oh no... ♪

♪ Hold me tight... ♪

♪ I can feel the heat But it's soothing, heading down ♪

♪ I could talk about every time ♪

♪ I don't relate to you ♪

♪ I don't relate to you, no ♪

♪ I figured Mary's got a ride ♪

♪ I get us out, I'll get us in ♪

♪ I have to praise you ♪

♪ I have to praise you ♪

♪ I have to praise you ♪

♪ I have to praise you ♪

♪ I have to praise you ♪

♪ I have to praise you ♪

♪ I have to praise you ♪

♪ I have to praise you like I should ♪

♪ I search for the beat In this dirty town... ♪

♪ I sit here alone And I wonder why ♪

♪ I take you home Now watch me get you hot ♪

♪ I want more ♪

♪ I was standing on my own ♪

♪ I was young And you'd spit venom in my face ♪

♪ I'll catch a ride with her, you know ♪

♪ I'll make your bubble burst ♪

♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a lover I'm a child, I'm a mother ♪

♪ I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed ♪

♪ I'm only pretty sure That I can't take any more ♪

♪ I'm so insecure, I think That I'll die before I drink ♪

♪ I'm your hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between ♪

♪ I've been hanging pictures of you On my wall ♪

♪ If I asked you, if you had to? ♪

♪ If I ever make you mine Need to know if you're the type ♪

♪ Impossible to ignore ♪

♪ In every possible way ♪

♪ In her dad's new car ♪

♪ Is there a way for me to kill... ♪

♪ It's a shame ♪

♪ It's a shame ♪

♪ It's never quite as it seems ♪

♪ Just fucking leave me alone ♪

♪ Keeping it light like silk chiffon... ♪

♪ La ah la ah ♪

♪ La ah la ah ♪

♪ La ah la ah ♪

♪ La ah la ah ♪

♪ La la la ♪

♪ La la la ♪

♪ La la la ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la... ♪

♪ La la la la... ♪

♪ La la la la... ♪

♪ Life's so fun ♪

♪ Life's so fun, life's so fun... ♪

♪ Looking out a dirty old window... ♪

♪ Made all my moments your own ♪

♪ Missionary is our ride ♪

♪ Never paid any mind ♪

♪ Now they mad that I stir some trouble ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Oh, my life is changing every day ♪

♪ Oh, when she's on me ♪

♪ One more thing I gotta know Take your time, baby... ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ooh... ♪

♪ Outside suburbia's Sprawling everywhere... ♪

♪ Pick me up... ♪

♪ Quit my job, start a new life ♪

♪ Say it's not that hard... ♪

♪ Sayin' that "Weren't you once so sweet?" ♪

♪ Searching for somebody And I think it's you tonight ♪

♪ See about it, down the road ♪

♪ She never stays too far from me ♪

♪ She never stays too far from me ♪

♪ She said I got her... ♪

♪ She tastes like meat She tastes like blood ♪

♪ She tastes like meat She tastes like blood ♪

♪ She tastes so sweet ♪

♪ She tastes so sweet... ♪

♪ She's got everything that I don't have ♪

♪ She's so soft like silk chiffon ♪

♪ She's so soft like silk chiffon ♪

♪ Silk ♪

♪ So go be shady ♪

♪ So I shut 'em all out for you ♪

♪ So understanding and so kind ♪

♪ Someone who's out every weekday ♪

♪ Summer's for the girls... ♪

♪ Sun down, and I'm feeling lifted... ♪

♪ Ten out of ten, all in a line ♪

♪ That you always will be around ♪

♪ That you showed up on time ♪

♪ That's a blessing when you find Find a goner for the ride ♪

♪ That's how it feels ♪

♪ The air sweet when we're passing by Yeah, ooh... ♪

♪ The girls that like girls The girls that like boys... ♪

♪ The girls, the girls, the girls ♪

♪ Then I got lost in your face ♪

♪ To my mother or friends ♪

♪ To the place we're going now, now ♪

♪ Tryna walk all over me... ♪

♪ We're the kids in America ♪

♪ We're the kids in America ♪

♪ We're the kids in America... ♪

♪ Well, I figured if I go ♪

♪ When she turns... ♪

♪ Whisky a Go Go ♪

♪ Who does your Who does your hair? ♪

♪ Who took the bomp From the bomp a lomp a lomp? ♪

♪ Who took the bomp From the bomp a lomp a lomp? ♪

♪ Who took the ram From the rama lama ding dong? ♪

♪ Who took the ram From the rama lama ding dong? ♪

♪ Why am I so different? I'm just sitting at home... ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ You always see the worst ♪

♪ You have my heart so don't hurt me ♪

♪ You know you wouldn't want it Any other way ♪

♪ You made me hate this city ♪

♪ You made the rules But still fucked up your own damn game ♪

♪ You scared me to death But I'm wasting my breath ♪

♪ You should've known that That would leave a bitter taste ♪

♪ You tell me I shouldn't stress out ♪

♪ You want a part of me... ♪

♪ You want the girl With the small waist... ♪

♪ You want what you want But you don't wanna be on your knees ♪

♪ You're everything to me ♪

♪ You're just a parrot When you're screaming and your shouting ♪

♪ You're to blame ♪

♪ You're to blame ♪

♪ You're what I couldn't find ♪

♪...silk dress dancing in the wind... ♪

♪...who salutes, but no one ever does... ♪