Little Demon - Season 1 Edit

A dangerous combination.

A homing device for the Prince of Darkness.

A little "Color of Money" game. I like it.

A more popular kid.

A toast to my parents for fucking me up, huh?

Aah

Aah!

Aah! [tires screech]

About how, popular or not,

About the black hole's origin or purpose.

About the latest trend I'm seeing,

About them not poo pooing.

About using it for good?

Access Hollywood is next.

Actually, I don't care about anything.

After my family bike ride after school

After you murdered those two bullies,

Ahh, I fucked up!

All girls make choices, and half of those are bad.

All press is good press.

All right, all right. Look.

All right.

All the more reason for her to ditch the mortal bullshit

ALL: [chanting] Witch! Witch!

ALL: [cheering]

ALL: [gasp] Oh, shit.

ALL: [gasp] Way past that point, asshole.

ALL: [indistinct shouting]

ALL: [indistinct shouting]

ALL: Mom, you were right.

ALL: Mom!

ALL: Mom?

ALL: Pee pee poo poo!

ALL: Pee pee poo poo.

ALL: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, I'll do it.

ALL: Whoa. AZZY: I swear I'll do it.

Amtrak?

An entire side of myself?

And begin Maximus Dawnus on our own.

And breakfast is a social construct.

And carry out Maximus Dawnus on my own.

And do a car chase scene. SATAN: Why not?

And eat it too.

And eat your breakfast?

And every night! I'm a teen mom!

And fewer bomb threats.

And he invited me to my first party.

And I am your final judgment.

And I couldn't find you until you came into your powers.

And I don't care if he just had knee surgery

And I know it's that shitstain's fault.

And I love nothing more than cutting out the heart

And I need you to watch my body while I'm gone.

And I still feel great.

And I will be the ultimate ruler!

And I wish I was never born.

And I'm a patient guy.

And I'm good to move on if you are.

And I'm proud of you for trying to do the right thing.

And I'm the one that sucks.

And if you have any questions about feminine hygiene,

And if you see Chrissy,

And in my life, this is the one thing I can control."

And into my happy place, hangin' with my girlies.

And it was because of you two self centered assholes.

And it's all because of those popular girls.

And it's the most racist thing I've ever seen.

And make chaos reign with me. Wow.

And now you got me into this soul swapping horseshit.

And now you're protesting the idea of breakfast?

And now your dad knows where to find you, so we got to go.

And play with otherworldly artifacts?

And put an end to your father's plan.

And rule the realms together.

And Satan, the prick, will be ultimate drooler.

And see how it lines up with the show The Americans.

And she repeated eighth grade three times, so yeah.

And she'll be begging to ditch her mom to live with me.

And sit your sacrificial ass on that pentagram.

And so I relinquished to you

And soon her soul will be spread so thin,

And talk some sense into Chrissy

And that wasn't cool.

And the gates of Tartarus!

And the normal life you said you wanted

And then I need to find her soul, wherever that is.

And then I'll be top shit for eternity.

And then, that way, we're kind of going together.

And they're dragging their feet

And this is me talking.

And to consenting to join as sire and seed,

And was inspired to be a better man.

And we basically have the same job.

And we can help people around town?

And wear her entrails as a scarf.

And what do I have that you suddenly want?

And when we carry it out together,

And where does she get off calling me a hag?

And yeah, sometimes I can be a bit hyperbolic.

And you actually want a daughter,

And you don't anymore.

And you don't. You little fuckin'...

And you will yell "swag" or "kazooie."

And you're his mortal conduit to Earth,

And, Dad, I don't trust you,

And, uh, pee pee poo poo.

Animals are more difficult, but Dad says I'm a natural.

Any word yet from Jerrup and The Cootie Realm

ARABELLA: Deus mar varicht.

ARABELLA: Hey. Chrissy, right?

ARABELLA: Skelli Trash Bride, hurry up

Are are we friends now? Where is she?

Are gonna beat the shit out of that cool kid.

Are located or anything.

Are they old enough? My friend Camry.

As acceptance of me sleeping with his wife,

As long as people are talking.

Assume everyone is a murderer until proven otherwise!

At least we still have each o...

At Matt Levy's bar mitzvah,

At Shayla Rosenblatt's birthday after party!

At the abandoned Taco Chateau on Concord Pike.

At the abandoned Taco Chateau on Concord Pike.

Attendance is mandatory.

Aye! Aye!

AZZY AS CHRISSY: Bonjour, Antichrist.

AZZY: [evil laughter]

AZZY: [shouts]

AZZY: Hello, Mommy. DARLENE: [screams]

AZZY: If you unhand me now,

AZZY: Now, Delaware Transit Conglomerate,

AZZY: Oh.

AZZY: Unhand me, you cretin.

Be keeping us from Shayla Rosenblatt's

Be more conscious of your choices.

BEAST 1: Bye, human girl. BEAST 2: Bye. Goodbye, now.

BEAST: Oh, it would have been yum yum.

BEAST: She's a natural.

BEAST: You'll never catch me! Okay, Snake with Arms,

Beat it. Hey, I've been there.

Beating someone within an inch of their life?

Because I have a real connection with her,

Because I think it's pretty great you were born.

Because if they did, I swear to God

Because the blood made her so slippery.

Become better yous, and this is how you act?

Before it does harm to her body.

Before you know it, she's married

Begging for a little girl to sign his stupid pact

Being shackled to you

BEN: Aah, his legs!

BEN: May I suggest the boys' room?

BEN: Whoa.

Bennigan, please. Tell the truth.

BENNIGAN: A good friend of your daughter's,

BENNIGAN: And I you, me.

BENNIGAN: Arabella, don't hurt us!

BENNIGAN: Azzy ran off with Chrissy.

BENNIGAN: I feel a little like Beyoncé,

BENNIGAN: Look, I want to get popular

BENNIGAN: Miss Feinberg, can we please switch back soon?

BENNIGAN: Mm. CHRISSY AS PRINCIPAL: Hmm.

BENNIGAN: Uh, this feels problematic.

BENNIGAN: Um, Miss Feinberg, from your suggestion,

BENNIGAN: Yeah. SATAN IN ARMADILLO: We're gonna

Bennigan. STUDENT 2: Me too.

Benny! Bennigan, hey!

Better go put your head in that bucket of water

Biblical or the media?

Birthday after party

Blammo!

Blessed by an uncircumcised Kabbalist rabbi.

BOBBY: What the fu

Bone to dust, and soul to soil.

Boring me over here, Father Cleare.

BOTH: Beat him up!

BOTH: Is with the tool that summoned him.

Boy, did we have a meet weird, right?

Brain shot.

Bunch of posers.

Burgers.

BUSINESS MAN: I'm naked.

But but don't blame me for the economy, okay?

But also a little incontinent.

But Brian, hey.

But evil Chrissy just caught a bird and ate it.

But hey, who cares?

But I don't.

But I just got to be patient, you know?

But I knew him for thousands of years.

But I know you're still in there.

But I loved it.

But I moved around so much growing up

But I want to get to know you, but slowly,

But if you're true to yourself,

But in this family, we don't dwell on the past.

But it was weird 'cause of all the carnage!

But no harm, no foul,

But nothing is off the table.

But otherwise, a great day.

But puts the media on trial for their complicit

But Sisyphus pretending to love the boulder?

But technically, I won't be.

But that was irrefutably cathartic.

But we graduate this year, and so should our violence.

But with more sex appeal.

But with much, much, much more urine

But you blew me off all last week,

By killing his spawn, the Antichrist.

By the power of Hephzibah,

Bye, you motherfucker! [whimpers]

CAMRY: I thought it was Pete Davidson.

CAMRY: We should get Sasquatch next.

Can we just go home? And y you know what?

Can't wait to get out of the hag's prison

Caught the placenta, though.

CHIEF: At last we meet, vile beast.

CHIEF: Put him on.

CHRISSY AS BOBBY: Wait, wait, wait!

CHRISSY AS BOBBY: Yes, and now everything makes sense.

CHRISSY AS CAMRY: We're through, Jason.

CHRISSY AS CITIZENS: Don't beat him up!

CHRISSY AS CITIZENS: Not down with the mayor!

CHRISSY AS DRIVER: Hello, Middletown.

CHRISSY AS JANITOR: Like, how is this evil, you know?

CHRISSY AS LIBRARIAN: Just kidding. I'm all ears.

CHRISSY AS LUNCH LADY: Yes, and, uh, I'm your mother.

CHRISSY AS MAILMAN: When I yell fart, you yell face!

CHRISSY AS MAYOR: [whimpers]

CHRISSY AS MAYOR: Friends, compatriots.

CHRISSY AS MAYOR: Guys, please stop.

CHRISSY AS PERSON: Whoa. Whoo hoo!

CHRISSY AS PETER: Hello? Is can anyone hear me?

CHRISSY AS PETER: Okay, bye!

CHRISSY AS PRINCIPAL: No tests today.

CHRISSY AS ROBBER: And so I, Mr. Robber,

CHRISSY AS SKELETON: [demonic voice] Hi, Teach.

CHRISSY AS SPINNER: Whoo, I'm about to possess

CHRISSY IN BOBBY: Yes, and I love you too.

CHRISSY IN LUNCH LADY: I I'm sorry for taking

Chrissy will sniff me out.

Chrissy, come on.

Chrissy, you are still inside of these people.

CHRISSY: [screaming]

CHRISSY: Aah!

CHRISSY: Ah! LAURA: Come on.

CHRISSY: Hmm, fancy. [swing music playing]

CHRISSY: No! Come on.

Chrissy's popular now.

Chrissy's weekend with her father

Christina? [school bell ringing]

CLEARE: Cunning serpent, you shall no more

Climbing to the top ten student body influencers

Come on, let's go home.

Come to your father, Damien.

Congrats on shedding first blood!

Crazy seeing you all round here.

CROWD: [booing] Oh.

Custody weekend's over already?

Damn it!

Damn it.

Damn, she's fast.

Damn, that's what I should have said to her.

Dare deceive Dare deceive the human race.

Dark Lord of Ulrich.

DARLENE: And then you don't Come on!

DARLENE: Aw, I'll miss you, my little friend.

DARLENE: Hello? Who am I in?

DARLENE: Hey, Laur, don't you just love it?

DARLENE: How's it feel? Not bad, huh?

DARLENE: Lambskin? What are you, a druid?

DARLENE: Oh, whoops.

DARLENE: Ooh, driving without my lumbar pillow

DARLENE: Until you know it. Get off of me!

DARLENE: Yeah, you never do know, do you?

DARLENE: You look thirsty. Congrats, honey.

DEMON IN BENNIGAN: [hisses, screeches]

DEMON IN DARLENE: [growls]

Deus mar varicht. Deus mar varicht.

DEVIL: And now, they are finally united,

DEVIL: Comedy. [gunshot]

DEVIL: Hipsters call it the Fringe,

DEVIL: It's been prophesized

DEVIL: No, not yet.

DEVIL: Our daughter. Oh, great.

DEVIL: What do you think you're gonna do, kill me?

DEVIL: You're lucky it didn't kill itself,

Dick.

Did your mom tell you that? [glass breaking]

Die, you piece of shit. Ow! Daddy, stop.

Dinner in two weeks at my favorite spot,

Dive into a kiddie pool of tapioca pudding,

Divina virtute, in infernum detrude!

Do I pull Chrissy aside and we do a heart to heart

Do kids go to do dark shit, huh?

Do one of those viral pranks

Does anyone even hear me?

Does that mean I don't have to listen to anyone?

Don't be a snob. [gags]

Don't forget to smash Subscribe

Don't let the job of mother go to your head.

Don't suppress.

Don't you see you're all just scared of change?

Down with the mayor!

DRIVER: Oh, God! I killed an armadillo!

Earlier. What?

Erwin, this wasn't worth it! I'll Let Chrissy die!

ERWIN: [grunts]

Even when I try to do good, it turns bad.

Ever since she got popular.

Ew, I got this weird feeling.

Ew, Mom! Let me feel.

Except I nearly got us both killed

Except when we left Vermont.

Extra reading tonight.

Fact, Chrissy, all women were girls.

Family, it's the one thing that matters.

Fart! Face!

Fire it up, baby!

First, it's, "Ew, sex with teachers is a crime."

First, she's popular in middle school.

For 13 years. CHRISSY: Fuck this.

For 30 seconds, because as we both know,

For all those young girls he preyed on.

For being someone's fall dance date.

For his eternal love and admiration.

For moral reasons,

For more sick vids and dank memes.

For our daughter's sake.

For Shayla Rosenblatt's birthday after party.

For someone named Pablo.

For the record, I only dropped the baby

For the supreme pontiff of the universal church.

For Vulture

For you to do some real good.

Freaky new girl's blossomed into freaky new woman.

Friends, school, homecoming, sleepovers gone.

From that yak farmer you call a wife

Fuck. Fuck. Chrissy!

Get his cat out of a tree.

Get out of my daughter, you bum.

Get that cake!

Get up on stage and read this speech I wrote.

Go on. You got this.

Go see a movie with Bennigan

Goat's horn shoved up his dick!

God, I hate nerds. [gasps]

Gonna show you how to remove soft tissue from the hide.

Good work. Time to go home.

Got all the time in the world.

Got it? Got it?

Got lost looking for the bathroom.

Grimacing emoji.

Guess it was concern and taking a shit.

H how is that a prank to you?

Haruch vas divinite!

Has anyone seen the tip of my dick?

Has torn open,

Have a crazy school project."

Have learned the error of my ways.

Have you ever heard of toxic parasocial

He slept with my wife.

He's gonna love this

He's got a bird head, and he craps bubbles.

He's lost visitation rights to everything but my katana?

He's sweet and rich and a geropsychologist.

He's turning my daughter into an evil cliché.

Head smash. Oh, my God.

Heartwarming comeback saga with your rec softball league?"

HENCHMAN 5: I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding.

Her mother's stronger than I thought.

Her page is growing in numbers as we speak.

Her soul's overexerted from splitting

Here I come. Here comes Slimm Timm.

Here you go, Sparky.

Here, here.

Hey, does this hurt? Goodbye!

Hey, I was thinking,

Hey, please be careful with my body.

Hey, where is this?

Hey, you, where in this school

Hey, you're not still beating yourself up, are you?

Hi.

Hmm?

Hold onto yer tables and piss on this!

Hold up. Time out.

Holding the ceremonial knife with this Antichrist

Holy shit, that was painful.

Honestly, like, a successful CEO in all likelihood.

How are they even in business?

How could you? Principal Dawkins,

How dare you be sarcastic with me!

How do you know what I need?

Huh, you're a girl.

Huh?

I I didn't mean...

I am 34.

I am here to help.

I can explain.

I can just come back in ten, if

I can't stand another minute with you.

I cannot deal with those fucking hippies.

I compel you to oblivion!

I could squat all day with these knees.

I didn't want to die.

I do love my followers more than you."

I do. You're a teen.

I don't believe. I don't believe.

I don't know, it just it might be nice

I feel fucking great.

I feel seen. Shh, shh, shh. I gotcha.

I feel weird being inside your daughter.

I get it. Seriously, I'm totally okay.

I get now what you sacrificed.

I get to do one weird thing in the garage.

I got it! You.

I got to go where the work is. Mom!

I guess she really sucks. [chuckles]

I have no friends, and I just exploded two bullies!

I have to bathroom now.

I haven't seen Chrissy in days.

I heard about your "school project," perv.

I helped you all to make better choices,

I I can't take a second more

I I I don't dislike your cooking.

I I know I made mistakes, Azzy.

I I used my powers to make me look half dead.

I it's devil in "The Exorcist" shit.

I know exactly what I'm doing.

I know this shit's a rush, but you gotta pace yourself.

I know we couldn't go earlier,

I know your dad's endgame

I know, now you're thinking,

I love you. ALL: Aw.

I love you. Night.

I mean, really decimate the guy.

I mean...

I might go for a jog as a deer later.

I need a cadaver, but fresh,

I never got a chance to thank you.

I never thought to just talk to the popular people.

I once drank my own pee on a dare.

I promised Chrissy a weekend

I push, you catch.

I really am a fuckin' hag.

I rode on a carriage

I screwed up.

I shall spare you when I reinhabit your daughter

I shouldn't have made that deal with you

I shouldn't have said you'd turn evil.

I support and believe you.

I swear those photos aren't real.

I thought I raised you I...

I thought that was pretty cool.

I thought you'd be cooler than trying to impress bullies.

I totally just screamed.

I used to think I was a pretty good person,

I wanna hang out with people my own age,

I was a mess before I had you.

I was ready to throw that all away.

I will be with my daughter, you dumb fuck.

I will not say it again! DARLENE: [laughs]

I will shoot him with my nail gun.

I would be at the helm of Maximus Dawnus with you

I would have became a therapist not a librarian.

I would never do that for Craig.

I would never do that.

I wrote the book on patience.

I'd rather Chrissy blow me off until the end of time

I'll be back later.

I'll call you when the child is dead.

I'll get my revenge, Satan. You'll see!

I'll have Chrissy back before lunch.

I'll see you at the party.

I'm a person, not an appendage.

I'm Abigail Carter Lange, new in town,

I'm about to bring the hammer down

I'm an ally.

I'm being upstaged by the fucking yo yo kid?

I'm bringing frosé.

I'm buying.

I'm Chrissy. Hi.

I'm Darlene in Bennigan's body.

I'm done lying.

I'm evil. No, Chrissy.

I'm getting a text.

I'm gonna be a social pariah.

I'm gonna kill your family.

I'm gonna pull your hair to control you.

I'm her lab partner.

I'm into it. What the fuck is this?

I'm just having fun with people inside them.

I'm more flexible than I am strong.

I'm more of a wallflower.

I'm not a proponent of violence,

I'm not Dracula. I'm the goddamn Devil.

I'm not gonna mince words here.

I'm sick of this "Freaky Friday" bull [grunts]

I'm so afraid of the future.

I'm so glad you moved us to a new town

I'm sure Craig saw your kindness

I'm sure she'll jump at the chance

I'm talking about the teens you murdered.

I'm that nerdy.

I'm the motherfucking Antichrist!

I'm, uh, babysitting tonight.

I've been a pawn in their fucked up relationship.

I've been doing this alone for 13 years.

I've done that plenty of times.

I've just felt overwhelmed by your dad being in your life,

I've never seen him wear pants.

I've seen this crap play out for hundreds of years.

I've waited my entire career

ICAL: Piggybacking off that, Slimm Timm,

If "LOL, NP" stood for

If he didn't push her like he always does

If I agree to do that, can I get a ride

If I had to hear one more boring story

If it doesn't work, I will just look and be dead.

If Tawnee's mom honks again, I will make Tawnee an orphan.

If this works... DARLENE: Oh, wow.

If we somehow survive this,

If you want your sire and seed or whatever

In being popular and No, I get it.

In exchange for everything in my name.

In front of a group of your peers.

In just under three days, and

In my homemade muffins. CHRISSY: Oh!

In other news, the sky over a local junior high

In search of young hearts to devour.

In service of him, okay,

In the middle of a school year

In the theater this afternoon

In ways that would make God cry.

Inciting a myriad of fratricides, holocausts

Into one big, way more powerful, lawless universe.

Into too many host bodies.

IRWIN: Good luck. LAURA: Shut up, Irwin.

IRWIN: I never thought I'd hear

Is getting to you, I see.

Is he a dad or just a cool friend?

Is Scutigera... BOTH: Coleoptrata.

Is she still an alcoholic? Huh?

Is that track lighting?

Is that you? Oh, fuck you.

Is the most racist thing I've ever seen"?

It appears the jig that was once down...

It didn't work.

It felt like it might be my only chance to have friends.

It is a rental.

It is my job to look out for you.

It knocks souls out of bodies

It should have lured him to me.

It was racial.

It'll be like an anarchistic socialist utopia.

It'll let us fold all the realms

It's a heinous crime!

It's called Maximus Dawnus.

It's code for butt stuff.

It's gotta be a drug front.

It's like that Stephen King miniseries.

It's like the central hub for all unearthly realms.

It's like, are we trying to be real witches

It's like, you stand here

It's me that I dislike.

It's me you want. Slimm Timm?

It's my whole thing.

It's Slimm Timm.

It's the tragic and haunted site

It's time to hold him accountable.

It's what [shriek] would have wanted.

It's... [laughs]

Just as much as you do, sir

Just get everyone back in their bodies, okay?

Just look at their ShitSta page.

Just stop believing in him.

Kamerickle Spurkles

KAMERICKLE SPURKLES: Acolytes will often offer him

KAMERICKLE SPURKLES: The more you believe in him,

KAMERICKLE SPURKLES: W w w w w wowy kazowee,

Keep making that fucking salad. Ooh.

Kill her! PERSON: She's a witch!

King of all the King douche of Crapstown.

Kiss her ass, or I'll slaughter your children.

Know that I'm calling the shots now.

Known to Bible y types as the Antichrist.

Last night.

LAURA: [screaming] Oh, Jesus fucking Christ!

LAURA: God damn it.

LAURA: Hey. No heavy petting.

LAURA: I don't know.

LAURA: I love you, honey.

LAURA: Look, I'm sorry for putting this off.

LAURA: My little baby girl is all grown up.

LAURA: Oh, my God.

LAURA: Oh, shit, it's working.

LAURA: Okay, can you just put down that book

LAURA: Satan? You idiot.

LAURA: Stay back! [screeches]

LAURA: We gotta get this demon out of Chrissy

LAURA: Well, once she gets to know you,

Laura's been sucking the life out of me.

Leaving a cosmic black void over Middletown.

Let's burn him alive!

Let's head over there and boil their firstborns alive.

Let's kick this hero shit in high gear.

Let's make me the coolest gosh darn kid

Let's never fight again, Mommy.

Let's watch you crash and burn, dipshit.

LIBRARIAN: If I wanted to hear about your problems, Sharon,

Like between a finger twitch and a bowel release.

Like every other weekend.

Like it was a meet cute,

Like the biggest badass in middle school history.

Like to help them make better choices,

Like, such a subversion of Western hegemony.

Literally grow up.

Live the life you want to live.

Lock the garage door.

Look at me, bud. Look at me.

Look at me!

Look like Shanghai. No, no, not this time.

Look, I was trying to give you

Look, I'm sorry I was harsh before.

Look, if that's some social media bullshit,

Look.

Looks like Daddy's gotta save his girl.

Looks like she got a little carried away?

Lunch is on me.

LUNCH LADY: Don't you fucking touch that!

Made from the flesh of two mutated krakens to get here,

MAILMAN: Pee pee poo poo. Now, this is content.

Making me all hormonal and emotional.

Manga girls read guro under the bleachers.

MARV: Come back here. I want to chop you up.

Maybe I want him to find me.

Maybe Mama was running from being a real mama.

Maybe Mama wasn't running from the Devil.

Maybe this sounds stupid,

Maybe use your powers to do some good.

Maybe you should join a club at school.

MAYOR: [whimpering]

MAYOR: Come on, everyone.

MAYOR: Ugh, this is the one way

Men have taken so much from women already.

Mind if I share this locker with you?

Mom?

Mom?

Moral laws make you think what you did was wrong.

More like Dimm Timm.

Mr. Aquino,

Mr. Chrissy's dad. She didn't mention me?

MR. LALISH: You little motherfucker!

MR. WALLACE: Dissect the Rosenbergs' timeline

Murder me with a knife.

My daughter's gonna join me soon,

My entire life.

My forces assemble in Middletown as we speak, and

My girlfriends call me Skelli Trash Bride.

My least favorite kind of hegemony.

My mom doesn't give two shits about me.

My mom left my awesome dad for a nerd.

My parents are here.

My wife, my land, my thousands of children.

Near where the bathroom sink used to be.

Nearly 40 years ago, they went too far

No well, it's not like they'll remember it.

No discernible past, so don't bother looking me up.

No matter how much I beg you, do not open it.

No more running.

No more running.

No one even bothers to forage their own shit anymore.

No, I made my first friend, and he's a boy,

No, it was just that one explosion.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No!

None of you deserved my help.

Normal sized forehead.

Not a behavior I wanna see normalized.

Not getting a Damien vibe.

Not just being a shill.

Not on my watch.

Not skin deer with some ancient, dried out hag.

Not today. [door opens]

Nothing's normal about my life! Are you mental?

Now change your pants, sweetheart.

Now for phase two.

Now get up there and read the damn speech.

Now instead of football games, we visit historical bridges.

Now keep your hand up if you knew this day was coming.

Now let's go smash some shit that makes a difference.

Now let's rock it out tonight

Now mush.

Now raise your hand if you fucked the Devil.

Now, let's find the gates of Tartarus

Now, let's gut this child

Now, the Antichrist has arrived.

Now, we're having fun.

Now, who wants pancakes?

Now!

Of a goddamn cheetah.

Of a jealous ex. Chrissy!

Of a slender man who roams the globe

Of an adolescent girl for monetary gain.

Of best selling mystery novels together.

Of gambling and smoking cigars.

Of somebody I used to nail?

Of the American Southwest be any cooler?"

Of the shadows like that, Irwin.

Of this fucking soul swapping bullshit.

Oh, a girl.

Oh, and hey, that thing I said about my life being ruined,

Oh, and you use it for storage.

Oh, are you kidding me?

Oh, but that should come in handy tonight

Oh, God, I feel like an asshole.

Oh, God, what do you make of this thing, huh?

Oh, God! Ahh! Oh, God. [laughter]

Oh, God! Oh, God! Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, hey, did you get in touch

Oh, I'm doing it.

Oh, my God, I'm in!

Oh, my God.

Oh, no. Please grab it.

Okay, he better have health insurance too

Okay, I'll be there.

Okay, you ready? I think so.

Okay? Normal?

Okay? Looks great. Ugh, God.

Okay. All right. I'll just wait here.

Ol' Benny Boy Superstar's gotcha.

On Julius and Ethel Rosenberg.

On kissing my ass?

On the cray and creepy.

On the new dangers of teenager ness.

On time and space,

One of us could be the person to solve global warming.

Ooh, yeah.

Open your mouth, and whoosh.

Or or a recycling club?

Or anyone?

Or get breadsticks from Jake's Pizza.

Or make a fucking pie?

Or she did, at least.

Or, ugh, maybe my mom has a point

Our thoughts. PERSON: I can't remember

Out of my daughter, Azzy.

PARTY GUEST 1: Get a real job! I am well paid!

PARTY GUEST 1: Oh, God, watch out!

PARTY GUEST 1: That slaps.