Thor: Love and Thunder Edit

A hand grenade?

A human handshake...

A little someone who turned him from Sad God into Dad God.

About gods.

Absolutely freaky monsters.

Accepting that he was only good for one thing...

Actual disguises.

Afraid.

Afraid.

After thousands of years of living, you don't seem to know who the hell you are.

Ah, did it?

AKA the God of Thunder. AKA Thor Odinson.

AKA the Mighty Thor, AKA Dr. Jane Foster.

Alas, it's something I'll never have.

All gods will die.

All life is lost.

All of you.

All right, all right, all right.

All right, fine, Axl. Where are you?

All right, here we go. Distress calls.

All right, listen up. Here's the plan.

All right? This is the army right here.

All right. Bye.

All right. Calm down. Relax.

All right. Everybody, just relax. The goats are gonna be fine.

All right. The Einstein Rosen Bridge...

All you have to do is destroy that sword.

Am I sensing feelings?

An actual holiday!

An ominous portal hath appeared behind us.

And again.

And all it might hold.

And although Jane didn't want to admit it...

And although they were from different worlds...

And as time passed, their love grew deeper and deeper.

And etched their names in history.

And eventually, the space between them grew and grew until it became too wide to bear.

And finish with the classic Asgardian high one.

And flick!

And funny and she liked to draw.

And Habooska's hordes took control of its power.

And Heimdall.

And his brother, again.

And his brother.

And his loving nature did not discriminate.

And his ragtag, motley crew of misfit desperados...

And I have to stay up all night and clean all of this up.

And I intend to honor his wishes.

And I meditated. Did you meditate?

And I think he was right...

And I think it's getting better.

And I'll tell you, when I was your age...

And I'm a Midassian kid.

And I've been told you can summon them with a special whistle...

And if you see anyone scared or being picked on...

And if you weren't there to see me leave, then maybe it was you that left.

And it chose you because you're worthy.

And it needs to be devastatingly painful.

And it was kind of...

And it was...

And its pieces started glowing and swirling, and then...

And Jane got busy doing the same.

And Jane taught Thor the way of the people.

And listen to the legend of the Space Viking.

And love that deep has a way of becoming magical.

And meetings that could've been raven mail.

And Mjolnir...

And most of all, have fun.

And no one will stop me!

And now our sacred temple has been left unguarded...

And now, it is time for me to pass on to the spirit realm.

And now, you're just trying to find answers in the bottom of a bottle...

And pain...

And say farewell.

And secondly...

And set off on some classic Thor adventures.

And shall possess...

And she was brave, and she was smart...

And she...

And she'll be found.

And so he hid his heart behind a big, fleshy bod...

And so I came here to investigate...

And so now, I turn into godly stardust...

And so, they built walls between them.

And take care of each other. You're a team now.

And taught us all what it means to be worthy.

And that guy.

And that guy.

And that's my look.

And that's something.

And the most important part.

And the same axe was used to cut off Thanos' head.

And their legend suddenly became myth.

And then he said, "What have I done?"

And then I can claim my place in Valhalla.

And then I heard Mjolnir calling me...

And then I'll come straight back.

And then the goat boat came in, rescued us...

And then we shall feast!

And then, after a month, they pull their hands apart...

And then, all of a sudden, I see you dressed as me...

And then, one night, it did give.

And they find they've created a beautiful new Kronan baby boy.

And they go down to a little lava pool, and they hold hands over the hot lava...

And thirdly...

And this is a chance for us.

And Thor read that note.

And to feel nothing at all, to feel empty...

And together they embarked on a journey of love.

And trying to figure out what the universe wants from me.

And use Stormbreaker as a power source.

And we flew out the window. The end.

And we have starved.

And we're all gonna make some babies

And we're gonna have you home before you know it.

And what about the others?

And what about Thor, you ask?

And whatever happens...

And whoever that is.

And with your help we can crush him before he kills anyone else.

And yeah, it got taken from me, and god, that hurts.

And you guys, go tie those goats to the front.

And you know who won't help her?

And you want me not to do that?

And your ex hammer hangin' out, and getting on so well.

And, sure, the entire god kingdom is probably going...

Another classic Thor adventure.

Another time, he loved a Wolf Woman...

Anxious.

Anything goes here...

Anything that can handle space travel.

Anyway, it's not that serious.

Are Asgardian problems.

Are we good?

Are you a Valkyrie?

Are you gonna do something?

Are you packed?

Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?

As is tradition, the protectors of our world are bestowed with great beasts.

As Love and Thunder.

As you can imagine, they're a little bit scared because they're kids...

As you know, we used to live in a peaceful oasis.

As your family was massacred?

Asgard is next.

Asgard is not a planet, my sons.

Asgard!

Asgardian problems...

Asgardians.

Astrid, are you okay?

Awesome. When do we leave?

Axl Heimdallson...

Axl, get me out of here!

Axl!

Axl! Get them home!

Back to work.

Bae, your cape's on fire.

Battle experience?

Beautiful.

Beautiful. Beautiful things.

Because all of the bods that Thor had worn over the years...

Because he almost speared me in the face with it.

Because he had found something to live for, something to love for.

Because I love you.

Because it's all any of us want.

Because of the fear of that loss...

Because you are this close to being uninvited to the orgy.

Before sharing their deepest hopes and dreams.

Being very careful not to bump into any of those big shadow monsters.

Besides, what else are you gonna do?

Better to close off your heart than feel the pain.

Bifrost is the key?

Bifrost!

Boo hoo.

Brand new, now destroyed. Thank you very much.

Breakfast is served.

Bring it back here.

Bringer of Light.

Buddy, if I may...

But all you do is cause a panic.

But beneath his God Bod, there was still a Sad Bod...

But come on, Mjolnir, in the past.

But for a warrior to get into Valhalla, you have to die in the battle.

But I base a lot of what I do on this guy.

But I don't know...

But I don't wanna do that anymore. I don't wanna live like that.

But I know where he is...

But I told them that everything is going to plan.

But I'd probably die, and that won't help get the kids back...

But I'd regret it every single day if I didn't ask you to stay here...

But I'm tired of giving myself over to the idea of fate...

But if you pick up that damn hammer again, then that chance is gone.

But is not thunder just the sound of lightning?

But it did nothing to change your fate.

But it is a top notch team...

But it slowly corrupts and kills whoever wields it, which means...

But it's all meetings and raven mail...

But it's better this way. You have to trust me.

But just because he was done loving, didn't mean he was done fighting.

But listen, you stole this beautiful weapon.

But look at that resplendent skyscape. Three suns of Saturn.

But now, peace shall reign.

But our faith in you never wavered and now we await the promise...

But sadly, in the battle for love, Thor lost.

But something's affecting her body's ability to fight the cancer.

But that hammer is killing you.

But that shitty feeling is better than feeling empty.

But that thunderbolt, I think that might be of use.

But the more he pondered a life with Jane, the more he feared losing that life.

But then I found meaning, I found love.

But they will not help you.

But Thor's one true love was an Earth woman named Jane Fonda.

But to those who know them best...

But today you're Asgardians.

But wait! Brother!

But what's important is we are on our way to you right now.

But you taught me...

But you're not getting what the universe is actually trying to tell you...

But, my lord...

Call the axe.

Call the axe.

Call the axe.

Call the axe.

Call...

Calls.

Can I borrow that for a second?

Can I borrow Thunderbolt?

Can we do my plan now?

Can we talk about this later?

Can you do that?

Can you see me?

Choose love.

Close your eyes.

Coexist in space and time.

Come on, Korg, purse those lips.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on, buddy.

Come on. Eat up. We have to go. We're gonna be late.

Come on. Mjolnir.

Come to daddy.

Come to me.

Come to me.

Come to me.

Come, come, gather round.

Coming through.

Coming, guys!

Cool. Gonna check this place out.

Couldn't hide the pain that he was feeling on the inside.

Couple of thing.

Cowards must have run away. We'll find them.

Crazy.

Cut!

Dare you turn your back on me?

Darryl, get me all the names of the children who have been lost.

Darryl!

Delicious.

Did you beg them for help...

Did you ever have a special someone?

Did you pray to the gods...

Did you say Zeus?

Didn't find them.

Die Booskan scum!

Died.

Disguise gone!

Disguise off. Cool?

Do not worry.

Do you have something to say to the group?

Do you see? It's happening.

Do you think my god will be there, Ninny of the Nonny?

Do you think those two will ever hold hands over a hot lava pool and make a Thor baby?

Do you understand me, Hercules?

Do you understand me, my son?

Does anyone here have battle experience?

Don't ask.

Don't be afraid.

Don't be sorry for me.

Don't come complaining to me when your feet get sore, all right?

Don't forget the goats.

Don't touch my things.

Don't you dare speak...

Eat my hammer!

Eight o'clock, Val.

Eight years, seven months, and six days.

Enough tomfoolery.

Entire planets, realms...

Especially after their king made them all go to self defense classes.

Especially not Zeus' bum.

Essentials only, everyone.

Eternity is a very powerful being at the center of the universe.

Eternity?

Eternity.

Even Heimdall's son...

Even when I'm gone, honey...

Ever since I picked up that hammer...

Every color signifies a different emotion.

Every god watches over their own peoples.

Every time you use it, it's draining all of your mortal strength...

Everyone okay? All right, gather round. Gather round.

Everyone, out!

Everything is fine. We did great back there.

Except death.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. What is that?

Fair point.

Falligar, God of the Falligarians.

Fascinating. And hot.

Father!

Feelings? What, for Jane?

Feels like a promise.

Fifteen minutes to departure!

Fighting the good fight for those who can't fight good.

Fighting the good fight for those who can't fight good.

Finally!

Finally.

Fine, I'll wear the boots.

First off...

Five minutes to departure!

Flew around the world twice. Nothing.

Flick, flick.

Floating head alert.

Folds space, so that point A and point B...

For Asgard.

For limited time only...

For the odds may be against us, but I'll tell you this for free...

For this is the Golden Temple of the god.

For what it's worth, let's cling to the good memories.

For you. I love it for you, Valkyrie.

Found the remote!

Four.

From losing love than it is to never experience love...

Funny.

General Axl...

Get a hold of yourself. Look what you're doing!

Get me out of here. You take care, okay?

Get my affairs in order.

Get rid of all those seats.

Giant goats!

Give me those. You're gonna break 'em.

Go and find anything you can pick up.

Go to Eternity.

Go to Eternity.

Go to Eternity.

Go to hell, demon!

Go, kids!

Go!

Goats didn't eat the remote. Don't be ridiculous.

God Butcher?

God of Disaster...

God of Thunder.

Gods of the universe...

Gone completely?

Good book?

Good chat.

Good luck, bro.

Good one, Dad.

Good to see you in person, buddy. Good to see you.

Goodbye, old friend.

Gorr has the Necrosword...

Gorr! Stop!

Got it. Protect the nice ones.

Got us these.

Got ya.

G****?

Great seeing you.

Great.

Greek philosopher?

Guard him with your life.

Guards!

Guys, they're bleeding. Get them to the infirmary. Now!

Half our soldiers are always dead!

Hang on, he moves through shadows and he's going to the Shadow Realm...

Have been left completely unprotected.

Have some wine, have some g****.

Have you seen my hammer?

Have you told anyone else besides me?

Having his head ripped off!

He also wields the Necrosword. How do I know that?

He doesn't have the key.

He embarked on a new journey...

He got in shape.

He grew and he grew and he grew.

He killed a couple of low level god.

He left them hanging as a warning.

He needs it to open the Gates of Eternity.

He once loved a swashbuckling Passionista.

He seeks the extinction of the gods.

He teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy...

He thinks there's an eternal reward.

He threatened to end my entire empire.

He was a God of Thunder and she, a woman of science.

He was sensitive, like a smile.

He went and built an axe which was forged in the heart of a dying star.

He went from Dad Bod to God Bod.

He will not reach Eternity.

He's a singer from a popular band I heard on Earth.

He's famous for his entrances.

He's gonna use those kids to distract you.

He's left nothing but chaos in his wake.

He's murdering en masse.

He's not going to go into the temple, is he? No.

He's not going to make it.

He's nothing like you.

He's our only link to finding those children.

He's taken Asgardian children.

He's the god of lightning, I'm the god of thunder.

Heimdall!

Heimdall.

Hell, yeah!

Hello.

Hello. That's my hammer you've got there.

Hello. There you go.

Her sacrifice saved the universe...

Here it comes.

Hey, don't forget you're Asgardian kids.

Hey, guys, we're here. Come on, let's go.

Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!

Hey, how's it going, kids?

Hey, kids.

Hey, Ninny Nonny!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! There you are.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Breakfast.

Hey. Don't die.

Hey. I got you.

Hey. I think I figured out my catchphrase.

Hey. Is that the Necrosword?

Hey. We're here.

Hey. You all right?

His dad.

His destruction is everywhere.

His mum.

Holy shit.

Home.

Honestly, I'm not mad at it.

Hoping it would save her...

How are the children?

How are we doing, guys?

How are you feeling?

How are you guys doing? Are you okay?

How are you?

How do we get up there? Do we just, like, fly?

How do you feel now?

How do you know?

How exciting!

How shitty?

How the mighty have fallen.

How?

How...

How's the Einstein Rosen Bridge?

How's Val?

Hurrah!

Hurry up!

Hurry up!

Hurry, hurry!

I admire your commitment to each other. It's a beautiful thing.

I am afraid I cannot allow that.

I am Gorr, the last of your disciples.

I am Groot!

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Hela, Goddess of Death.

I am Zeus!

I am.

I broke your hammer!

I can do this, damn it.

I can't believe you killed Zeus.

I choose love.

I come here to ask for your help, to raise an army.

I did it!

I did not hear a, "No."

I didn't die!

I do need you, Jane. I need you alive.

I don't have cancer.

I don't know if I want that again.

I don't know if you know this...

I don't know which is worse, but it's why I keep everyone at arm's length.

I don't know, maybe we should split up.

I don't need that in my life right now.

I don't think I like pan flaps.

I don't think I would have been as brave as you.

I don't wanna talk about the temple.

I flicked too hard. I put your clothes back on.

I followed him here, but it was a trap.

I got you.

I had a daughter once.

I have a few ideas I'm trying.

I have cancer.

I have loved before. It didn't work out.

I have to stay up all night to go through this data. Okay?

I haven't forgotten...

I hereby open...

I just want to say that was very, very impressive what you did back there.

I knew a little girl just like you.

I knew he'd come.

I knew you could do it.

I know I seem like some cool astrophysicist from New Mexico...

I know where you are.

I know you can.

I know you think your lab work is something you have to do...

I know you're trying to do the right thing.

I know your pain, but this isn't the way.

I know your pain.

I know, but if we were to talk about it, I think it's important...

I love being king. I love my people...

I love it when she talks shop.

I love it.

I love them! They should live with us forever!

I love you too, buddy.

I love you, sweetie.

I love you, too.

I love you.

I mean, eventually.

I mean, I know it's a little weird having my ex weapon around...

I mean, it's not really what I'm into...

I mean, saving lives, she's quite good at. But the rest of it, she needs work.

I mean, that may or may not be catastrophic for the whole universe...

I mean, we're gonna die.

I miss fighting.

I miss my sisters.

I missed you too.

I missed you.

I need you to focus and hold out your hand.

I need you to promise me you'll always protect her.

I no longer go by the name Astrid.

I pray to you, not for me, but for my daughter.

I put my faith in a higher power...

I renounce you.

I said he's nothing like you.

I said it was going to be, "Like a relaxing holiday."

I see what's happening here.

I see you're dead now.

I should know, I was there.

I suppose we both left and both got left.

I swear I heard Mjolnir call to me.

I take off your disguise.

I tell you one time...

I think I lost my kidney.

I think it's time for your first beer. What do you say?

I thought we'd seen the last of you when Odin died.

I understand.

I wanna be with you, Jane.

I wanna feel shitty about something and I think that's you.

I wanna feel shitty about you.

I wanna finish that mission.

I wanna get in your rocks

I wanna get those children back to their families.

I wanna have a go.

I wanna keep fighting. I'm the Mighty Thor.

I wanna kill this guy.

I wanna live in the moment, I wanna live like there's no tomorrow...

I want to die a warrior's death.

I was just feeling tired, and then they told me I have Stage Four.

I was unworthy. I was unable to pick up that hammer.

I will figure this out by myself.

I will take my place...

I will.

I wish I could join you...

I wonder what those two are talking about out there.

I wrote it.

I'll accept Doctor Jane Foster.

I'll be back in a minute.

I'll call the axe when you call the dentist.

I'll do my best.

I'll fight it my way, okay?

I'll give you one guess.

I'm afraid the chemo has very little effect.

I'm bashing heads in 60 seconds, so speak fast.

I'm coming back as soon as I can.

I'm disappearing.

I'm dying.

I'm glad I met my hero.

I'm gonna get you home.

I'm gonna get you out of here.

I'm gonna get you out of there.

I'm invoicing you for this.

I'm just gonna pop out for a moment, pick up the kids, kill the bad guy...

I'm not a hypocrite. I'm truly creating peace.

I'm not getting any better.

I'm not sure if he has a second name.

I'm not sure. I don't know how to use my magic eyes yet.

I'm not. I'm just a Lycan kid.

I'm now known as Axl.

I'm okay.

I'm putting them down.

I'm scared.

I'm scared. We all are.

I'm sick.

I'm so sorry, Jane.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry we've been fighting lately.

I'm sorry, Thor.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Miek, it's very hard to give a rousing speech with the... noise.

I'm sorry. What?

I'm the vision ghost. Look.

I'm tired.

I'm wearing them.

I've always loved you.

I've been hunting a madman.

I've been lost before.

I've been meaning to apologize.

I've got a ship.

I've gotten an extra life.

I've had so many special someones.

I've missed you so much.

I've pushed people away, kept them at a distance...

If he seeks the Altar of Eternity, that means he could wipe us out at once.

If I stopped?

If it's revenge you seek...

If it's revenge you seek...

If not, we can just use them for meat...

If that's all...

If there's anything I can do, or if you just wanna talk, call me.

If they be true of heart is therefore worthy...

If we are to find the children, we must first look within ourselves.

If you can't say Mighty Thor...

If you don't mind keeping the sink thing under wraps?

If you go past the cluster of comets...

If you're not gonna help us, then at least let us use your weapon.

Impossible!

In fact, he lost a lot of people in those days.

In fact, might just be the bravest Asgardians that I've ever met.

In Omnipotence City.

In return for your service, please accept these gifts.

In the bed.

In the great banqueting hall of Valhalla...

In times like this, we need to unite, come together.

Innocent?

Instead of bringing you real happiness or satisfaction?

Into the snake that you cannot trust.

Is that because you lost your girlfriend in battle and never forgave yourself?

Is this guy for real?

Is this the purpose of the gods?

Is this why you celebrate?

It actually made me more angry.

It doesn't feel like a curse.

It has the ability to slay gods...

It has the power to get us there...

It is our most sacred shrine and he desecrates it.

It is people. It is you!

It just needs something to focus that energy so it's not so unpredictable.

It seemed that everything and everyone he loved, he lost.

It seems like that's where he's going to be the most powerful.

It used to be that being a god, it meant something.

It will grant the desire of the first person who reaches it.

It'd be great to have you on the battlefield, fighting Gorr side by side...

It'll be, "Go."

It's a handsome card.

It's a lot for me, too.

It's a trap!

It's an ancient weapon that's been passed through hands since the dawn of time.

It's as if color fears to tread. It's unmistakable.

It's Astrid. Heimdall's son.

It's claustrophobic with the helmet.

It's cool.

It's fine. It'll grow back.

It's gobbling up all my fruit.

It's going amazing.

It's his source of power. He won't survive long without it.

It's invitation only, so we're gonna have to keep a low profile and blend in.

It's kind of an oversimplification to say that I left.

It's like...

It's me, Thor.

It's not a card.

It's not a rudie nudie festival.

It's not death or revenge that you seek.

It's not, is it? Damn it.

It's okay.

It's okay. I got him.

It's perfect.

It's quite the view, huh?

It's sleek, it's slender, it's powerful, it's beautiful...

It's tall, it's blond, and it's gorgeous.

It's the best one yet.

It's the home of the most powerful gods in the universe.

It's tough.

It's you and me now, buddy.

It's your choice, Jane.

It's... You need a 3D model.

Jane Foster.

Jane Foster.

Jane wrote a note.

Jane, I'm so sorry.

Jane, if there's a chance to live, you have to take it.

Jane, it's Stage Four.

Jane, none of us know how long we have.

Jane, you go right. Thor, you go left.

Jane?

Jane?

Jane.

Jane.

Jodie Foster.

Join me or die!

Just as the sword empowered me...

Just checking.

Just living the dream, but look at me.

Just look into the eyes of the people that you love.

Just love.

Just my first bad guy.

Just the work and everything.

Just trying to get out.

Keep your heart open.

Kill all the gods.

Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods.

King Yakan, tell them what happened here today.

King Yakan, thank you so much.

King Yakan.

Know exactly what team we're on, okay?

Known only to the gods.

Korg is dead.

Korg, look at that. Those things are beautiful.

Korg!

Korg!

Korgi, listen. I need you to call the goats.

Korgi. Korgi!

Lead your army to that axe.

Leaving your body unable to fight the cancer.

Let go of my friend.

Let me ask you a question...

Let me be the first to say it is an honor and a privilege to be...

Let me tell you the legend of the Space Viking...

Let me tell you the legend of Thor and Jane.

Let's bring the rainbow.

Let's go get Sif!

Let's go smash something.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's see who you are.

Like six months ago.

Like that.

Like, "Eat this hammer!"

Like, the Zeus. Zeus Zeus?

Like, what about...

Listen to the grown ups...

Listen, about the temple...

Listen, I've got a plan, okay? I'm putting together a really, really good team.

Listen.

Listen...