💬 The Cuphead Show! (2022)

A cyclops with an eye patch.

A g g g g ghost? That's right!

A gift?

A little worried now.

A memento of the family I love.

A moment, Moog Maan!

A real pirate!

A real, real pirate!

A surprise?

A symbol of me enduring devotion, me undying affection…

Actually, my name is…

Actually, you were right the whole time!

Adventure!

After all this trauma, I think I deserve a little treat.

After all, I broke rule number one.

Agreed!

Ah jeez.

Ah, banana oil! I've had it with you and your worrying!

Ah, burning passion, dead octopus, yadda, yadda, yadda.

Ah, calm down.

Ah, come on, Mugsy, don't be sore. I'm just having a little fun.

Ah, home sweet home.

Ah, how about I give you a ten second head start though?

Ah, I ain't too worried about it.

Ah, well, excuse me for caring about you staying in one piece!

Ah, what a delicious day.

Ah, yes.

Ah, yoo hoo!

Ah, you said the same exact thing when you wanted my free pie coupon.

Ah!

Ah! And oh, hey, hey.

Ah! We sure showed her!

Ah.

Ah. Now, where were we?

Ah…

Ahem. I know all of you are angry.

Ain't you gonna eat my sweets?

All I know is we gotta get out of here.

All right, all right.

All right, Chalice. Enough already! Now take

All right, enough already, go to bed.

All right, let's find that new brother.

All right, this can't miss.

All right, varmint, you win.

All right, you let our friend out of that painting this instant!

All right. We'll both hold it.

All the brothers are already taken.

All those chumps who gave me free stuff?

Almost perfect.

Almost there!

Amusement park!

Anchors aweigh! Hard to starboard!

And be just like you, Cuphead,

And become you, Cuphead!

And Cuphead, shave that beard.

And don't come back until you learn some self control!

And don't you forget,

And effortlessly tempts us into unhinged depravity."

And goodbye.

And he's always got a few tricks up his sleeve.

And he's inspiring me to appreciate the finer things,

And how does that work exactly?

And I can possess people.

And I couldn't just take his soul out and eat it

And I don't care what it is. [grunts]

And I don't wanna spend 'em trapped in a painting.

And I have his pitchfork?

And I wanna go to the movies.

And I was forced to build this cabin and lodge here until spring.

And I was lucky to get away. Cookies were pretty good though, huh?

And I've always got a few tricks up my sleeve.

And isn't that joy worth the cost of an eensy weensy, little bit of money?

And it has been precisely 31 days,

And it hasn't worked once.

And it ruined my life.

And it's true, Chalice is a lying, grifting, friend abandoning thief who

And my lobster!

And now we don't have any firewood for the winter.

And one of these! I've always wanted one of these!

And rule number two! Eat all the candy you desire,

And see where that gets you!

And Slim just drowned.

And stack it neatly…

And the movie?

And the next day, and the next day, and the next day too.

And the next minute we're going nowhere.

And then he had this… this… this sweater.

And then I set the city on fire, uh, hmm…

And then they destroyed the whole carnival!

And they left all their stuff.

And this time it'll be forever!

And today is your lucky day.

And tonight with Ludwig, I ate lobster.

And we wind up at the big house.

And we're all dirty and scuffed.

And what's Elder Kettle gotta do if he wants that picture?

And why hasn't he chopped a single piece of firewood?

And with only the waning vestiges of daylight remaining,

And wouldn't you know it? He couldn't name "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star."

And you you won't zap me?

And you can keep your snooty piano instructor.

And you take us on a high seas adventure.

And you're breaking rule number two as we speak.

And your hair…

And your soul debt has expired?

And your stupid crooked hat!

Angry mob? Hmm.

Any ideas, Chalice?

Anything can happen.

Anything!

Anyway, I gotta lay low for a while, but we'll hang out again soon. Promise!

Anyway! Let us go, my boy.

Apparently, they got a problem with that.

Are Are you having any p p paranormal issues?

Are ya kidding?

Are you aware your hat is on crooked?

Are you having any paranormal issues?

Are you okay?

Are you ready to talk about, uh, Diaper Baby?

Are you still here?

Argh!

Argh.

As instructed, please come prepared with two monologues and a song.

As much as I love prison, my place is with Cuphead.

As per usu [screams]

As upsetting as the Diaper Baby is to Elder Kettle, it sure is funny.

Auf wiedersehen!

Aw, boss, you've been in here for days.

Aw, gee, Cuphead.

Aw, jeez.

Aw, licorice sticks! They escaped?

Aw, nuts.

Aw, she said she was gonna eat us.

Aw, why can't there be anyone like Cuphead?

Aw! Exquisite.

Aww, thanks, Devil, but actually…

Aye, me sweet slaughters all who dare approach.

B but boss, they're untamed primordial beings.

Back to my real brother. I'm not getting shattered with you!

Be my new brother!

Because I choose to nurture the next wave of talent, you!

Bedelia,

Been nice knowing you, pal!

Before his very eyes!

Being on the inside changes a mug.

Being prepared is my middle name.

Being the three ding dongs was fun while it lasted.

Belinda,

Between the flour and sugar, where it's always been.

Bite your tongue! Or me sword will bite it for ye.

Blech! For the last time, I don't eat disgusting children.

Bleh.

Bonnie,

Bonnie!

Boo Boo.

Boo.

Boring old Mugman

Bought what? We really are making him a surprise.

Bowlboy, Cuphead.

Bowlboy's always got a few tricks up his sleeve.

Boys, we got ourselves a gold mine.

Boys! There you are.

Boys?

Bravo, bravo!

Brineybeard, where are we?

Brineybeard!

Brineybeard! Brineybeard! [squawks]

Bring him back, you live!

Bring me my second finest demon!

Brother of Moog Maan, what you just did, how did you do it?

Bullseye! [laughs]

Burn them all!

But But it's in the story. Uh, we're supposed to kiss!

But also quite handsome."

But did her dancing not bring you joy?

But don't practice and you certainly won't."

But Elder Kettle!

But his dumb brother grabbed his soul and stuffed it back in,

But I am literally just about to

But I cannot even begin to imagine the fourth finest demons.

But I filled up on tiramisu.

But I thought we were… [screaming] …brothers!

But I'll be honest with ye, our chances of survival are slim to none.

But I'm afraid I must eat you and your crew now.

But if you work hard today…

But it looks like I'm on my own again.

But it's still big enough for the two of you.

But keep it under your straw, boys. Mum's the word. It's a secret.

But nothing scares me anymore.

But now we can ride our bikes together, together!

But slightly smaller.

But sometimes one must go to extremes to do the things one wishes to do.

But that doesn't mean Cuphead won't get worse.

But that was supposed to be my dream, and my $10,000,

But that's a story for another time.

But that's all we have.

But that's Elder Kettle's truck.

But they'll be back.

But this'll do.

But we deserve the blame.

But we destroyed your camera.

But we did that one together.

But we tell each other everything, and you owe me for the candy.

But we won't be avoiding her candy!

But we're gonna do it my way.

But what if anyone can use it?

But why?

But with you and your brother's hard work,

But you don't even know what the flavor of the day is!

But you two will never charm your way into my cookie jar!

Bye, I guess.

Cala Maria! Hi!

Call me The.

Can you help with that?

Can your old pal Chalice stick around?

Can't you try to get along for your Elder Kettle?

Candy!

Careless, and simply unhinged.

Catch!

Chalice, it's for you.

Chalice!

Chalice?

Checkers? Without helmets?

Close the door, boys.

Come on, Bowlsy, we got a jetpack to make.

Come on, fellas, huddle up.

Come on, get up. Look what a beautiful day it is.

Come on!

Come on. I'll prove it to ya.

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

Come to Mama!

Come, get inside before you catch cold.

Convince a dreaded sea beast that a big rock loves her?

Crawdad?

Crawdads?

Cup?

Cuphead can't play in the recital

Cuphead, are you crazy?

Cuphead, Bowlboy.

Cuphead, what happened to your straw?

Cuphead!

Cuphead! I was just

Cuphead?

Cuphead? Cuphead!

Cuphead? Look.

Danke.

Dear boy, piano isn't for everyone. [chuckles]

Definitely got enough for ice cream now.

Details. I want details.

Dice is the only one left.

Did I mention the grand prize is $10,000?

Did I say that?

Did you hear that, Henchman? Unhinged depravity! [laughs]

Did you just launch my axe?

Did you just say expired soul debt? He just said expired soul debt.

Did you say… rat?

Dinner. Your name is dinner.

Do I?

Do not fret, young master.

Do you have any idea what it's like

Do you have any idea what you've just done?

Don't call me baby.

Don't expect me to pick up the pieces when you get shattered!

Don't forget, I was the most decorated Cub Scout in my troop.

Don't listen to him. Think about it.

Don't move!

Don't touch that cake!

Don't worry, we're busting out of this joint,

Don't you realize winter's coming?

Don't you think I want that? I need permission!

Down the deal, around the thing, up the doodad, through the

Duh, boss, wakey, wakey.

Eh, don't sweat it. I would've done the same thing if I were you.

Eh, I ain't too worried about it.

Eh, I ain't too worried about it. Now that the Baroness is gone,

Eh, I got crawdads to catch.

Eh, I got crawdads to eat.

Eh, I'm over it.

Eh, Ludwig was a no show.

Eh, who needs lobster when there's free crawdads down at the crick?

Eh, why not try a little something like this?

Eh.

Eh. Probably.

Eight seconds…

Elder Kettle?

Enjoy your flavors of the day!

Enjoy your recital, Coop Haad.

Errands are pretty great.

Every night at 1:30, a boat arrives with a laundry truck on it.

Ew! And what's this thing?

Exactly.

Except she abandoned us and then never came to visit us in prison.

Except this one.

Except we're still candy.

Excuse me!

Excuse me.

Fail and I destroy you!

Fear?

Fine, go! Who needs you, Officer Bulbface of the fun police?!

Fine, I'll help.

Fine! I will!

First, he lost at Soul Ball,

First, I tortured some children, then I…

Fish guts?

Five,

Five, four, three, two…

Fix the hat! Fix the hat!

Food!

For the inspiration. See?

For the last time, Cuphead, I'm making the best of it.

For you this time.

Four…

Freedom!

Funny. Huh! I thought you didn't want to always do everything together.

Furthermore, the bylaws of Subsection 7, Paragraph 7 through 37,

Gee, I had no idea.

Gee, uh, what's in the box, mister?

Gee. Was it something I said?

Gesundheit.

Get back over here! Oh!

Get it? Honey? Pollen?

Get off of me, you stupid goat!

Get out!

Get rid of bright boy over there, and Cuphead's all ours.

Ghost removers!

Ghost removers.

Ghost? How many ghosts you know can do this?

Gimme that!

Give it up.

Give me back those sweets!

Give us Chalice! Give us Chalice!

Give us Chalice! Give us Chalice! Give us

Go to the surface, torment some souls, blow off some steam.

Godfrey Daniel!

Good as new.

Good day!

Good idea, Chalice.

Good job, Chalice.

Good morning, Ludwig!

Good work, Mugsy.

Good! Then you'll be used to it,

Good. I'm outta here.

Goodbye, Mugbeard.

Goodbye!

Got that blood out of your jumpsuit.

Gotcha!

Great for me.

Great job.

Great.

Great. Let's go!

Great. Me too.

Great. Since we let that varmint in, now it's an apology cake,

Guten tag.

Guys, guys!

Ha!

Ha! Nobody said anything about you two driving.

Ha! There's nothing you can take from me that I care about.

Half the work's done already.

Hand it over.

Haunted.

Have fun tickling the ivories, you weirdos.

He doesn't even say your name right.

He's armed and insane.

He's gonna be so proud of me!

He's gonna kill us!

He's gotta do what he promised.

Head!

Hear us? He's gonna kill us.

Heh! Oh, I think I know exactly what's gonna happen.

Heh? Heh?

Hello!

Hello?

Help me, boys.

Here we go, boys.

Here, take the deed.

Here, you should have this. It belongs to you.

Here.

Here's what I remember.

Here's your blankie, Miss Cyclops.

Hey, are those pain stars spinning around your heads?

Hey, are you mad at me or something?

Hey, Chalice is a great friend.

Hey, Cuphead, try this on for size.

Hey, dummy! I still have my soul.

Hey, I I guess we both didn't handle things too well back there.

Hey, it's me, Chalice!

Hey, kid!

Hey, lady! You want this?

Hey, look, mister, we were just looking for a high seas adventure, that's all.

Hey, look!

Hey, Mugsy, I didn't eat any candy.

Hey, Mugsy, we're gonna need some more frosting.

Hey, my club!

Hey, that's real acid.

Hey, there's a review. Of you!

Hey, these ain't me legs!

Hey, uh, Briney?

Hey, wait a minute. Where's our piggy bank?

Hey, wait, I didn't eat any candy.

Hey, what happened to the amusement park?

Hey, what's the big idea?

Hey, when you think about it…

Hey, you know what I would do if I was you?

Hey!

Hey! [chuckles] I guess you're right.

Hey! Close the window! You know I hate fighting when it's drafty.

Hey! His heartfelt speech was just a distraction

Hey! That does feel pretty good!

Hey! That's my song!

Hey! Those aren't for you!

Hey! Where you going?

Hey! Who are you?

Hey! You ding dongs wanna grab some ice cream?

Hi! Looking great, boss.

Hiya, fellas!

Hmm, don't mind if I do.

Hmm!

Hmm? Oh yeah. And the ocean keeps getting bigger.

Hmm.

Hmm. Guess I'll have to find a brother the old fashioned way.

Hmm. I'd show ya, but what's in it for me?

Hmm. She doesn't seem so creepy.

Hmm. Would you say that you're half a ghost?

Holy Toledo, is that…

Homemade jetpack!

Honestly, Mugsy, when we was kids,

Honk, honk.

Hopefully, we'll avoid her. She's a little creepy.

Horseman Number Two is right.

How How delightfully charming.

How about a nice, relaxing game of checkers?

How about now?

How about…

How could you do this to me?

How does she do that?

How many times do I have to tell you boys, uh…

Howdy, Harry Hatchetface.

Huh! Let's see him get around the kitchen now.

Huh?

Huh? [pops]

Huh? Where'd he go?

Huh. The shore keeps getting smaller.

Huh. Three o'clock, and not a single contusion.

Hurry, Mugsy!

Hurry!

Hurt you?

I 'unno. I just played what felt right.

I ain't afraid of no hay maze horse head!

I ain't too worried about it.

I already found a new brother!

I am going to get that soul one way or another.

I am so angry right now.

I am the Devil.

I am too overprotective.

I became known as Diaper Baby.

I believe you have something of mine.

I call lookout!

I can disappear.

I can fly.

I can't reach!

I can't stand seeing you like this.

I cannot be with someone so very cruel to the Ice Cream Man!

I certainly don't need you.

I could use a little, uh, breeze back here.

I did that self control thing Mugman was talking about.

I didn't do that,

I didn't have any…

I didn't make it.

I didn't? Well, that sounds like something I should have said.

I do not believe that would be in my best interest.

I don't get it.

I don't get out much.

I don't know.

I don't remember that.

I don't think so, lady.

I don't want crawdads!

I don't want to hear another word about Chalice or cookies ever again.

I dropped you and shattered your legs.

I eat your candy, I end up in an oven.

I entered us in it earlier.

I feel like my old wicked self again.

I forgot.

I give up not giving up. [sobs softly]

I got a lot of plans for these next 100 years,

I got a new hat.

I got an idea!

I guess I didn't think that one through.

I guess now we're not gonna make it to the movie!

I guess they left.

I guess we'll let ourselves in.

I guess you could say I ain't too worried about it.

I had no idea you were such a

I have never frozen in terror!

I have recounted the souls 36 times and have yet to locate

I have to apologize to the Ice Cream Man.

I hereby claim ownership of this cottage and all its contents.

I just love ice cream truck music playing at full blast.

I just play what feels right.

I just wanted ice cream.

I just wanted to hang out with you two porcelain dum dums again.

I know what it's like to be abandoned.

I like how that sounds.

I like those odds.

I loathe you too, Lud Whoa!

I loathe you.

I love tricks!

I made it. It's just like that horse head that scared you when we were little.

I made our bikes into a tandem bike.

I mean who can't name "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"? Hmm?

I mean, who can't name "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"?

I must put on my non driving gloves.

I must remove my driving gloves.

I need to deliver the mail.

I need to get out there and be the Devil I was born to be.

I offered you all the sweet treats you desire.

I only bring joy and delicious treats!

I only eat sweet treats.

I patched up the holes in your favorite socks.

I really had my heart set on ice cream.

I refuse to board without permission.

I remembered when I saw this flier.

I said don't look!

I said, "Cheese!"

I said, don't look at me!

I said, what're you doing?

I see exactly where this is going. Nowheres.

I see what you're doing there, Mugsy.

I set the timer, took my place,

I should probably try it out before I judge.

I still can't find my glasses.

I suppose you have left me no options.

I tell ya, Cuphead, she was messing with us.

I think I will give it a lick.

I think we'd have more control if we both held onto it.

I thought they were sweets.

I told ya you were a little scaredy cup.

I told you so. Now fork it over.

I told you we shouldn't have hung out with her.

I tried to tell ya.

I utterly loathe you!

I wanna be reckless like you!

I wanna go home!

I want to learn from you, Cuphead,

I want to obliterate all of you,

I want you out of here this instant, missy!

I was hoping for a cake.

I was, uh, picturing less shipwrecks.

I wasn't finished. Painted red purp orange!

I will eat your soul!

I wish I'd never suggested we find new brothers.

I won,

I worried too much.

I, myself, am the undisclosed location.

I'd hug you if my spine wasn't shattered.

I'd take my pitchfork and have some fun.

I'll be over in the morning to pick you up.

I'll freeze to death! I'll starve!

I'll get my coat.

I'll just turn my back in case you want to sneak a bite.

I'll keep worrying about stuff, and you keep not worrying about stuff,

I'll never get my family photo.

I'll never give up on love.

I'm a baroness.

I'm a real pirate!

I'm a terrible person!

I'm a weenie who's afraid of everything.

I'm a wild little bowl.

I'm about to make a lot of people very miserable.

I'm afraid the flavor of the day is

I'm afraid you're going to have to miss out on our errands today.

I'm being chased by an angry mob.

I'm coming to get you, boys!

I'm glad it happened.

I'm going nuts!

I'm gonna turn around, and you're gonna be holding that stupid

I'm gonna win that $10,000,

I'm happy for you.

I'm happy you're happy for me.

I'm here to

I'm in.

I'm just saying.

I'm looking for that kid that was doing all those crazy stunts!

I'm not a jerk, you are!

I'm not a real pirate. I'm a fake pirate.

I'm not one to rub it in, but as you can now clearly see,

I'm not raising a bum.

I'm not sure. Hand me the compass.

I'm okay!

I'm running as fast as I can. [panting] We're not gonna make it!

I'm scared, Cuphead.

I'm sick of you always touching my stuff!

I'm so sorry. [chuckles]

I'm sorry I was so very cruel!

I'm sorry, buddy, I had to do it.

I'm sorry, Cuphead.

I'm sorry, what was your name again?

I'm sure we'll have more than enough to survive the winter.

I'm throwing everything I've got at that cup.

I'm too soft for prison!

I'm very happy for you.

I've already chopped up all the firewood.

I've been looking for you two.

I've got everything I need right here.

I've looked everywhere.

I've never done any of this crazy stuff before.

I've read the fairy tales.

Ice Cream Man!

Ice Cream Man! Come back!

Ice Cream Man?

If he doesn't have any hands!

If we end up eaten or turned to stone, we'll all know whose fault it is.

If ye do help me get her back, I'll be forever in your debt.

If you have failed to collect a soul within a 30 day period,

If you want something done right, I guess you have to do it yourself.

Impenetrable, invisible sweater.

In fact, I can't leave Sugarland on account of an ancient curse.

In fact, I planned to eat you on our first date.

In fact, this might be a good time to call it a day.

In fact, we do everything for you!

In my defense, I thought you'd think it was funny.

Instead of a do something nice for Kettle so he'll do something nice for us cake.

Is because Elder Kettle and I worry about everything for you.

Is it time for my

Is it… her?

Is that all you do?

Is that what I think it is?

Is this some kind of jealousy thing involving Cuphead?

Is this thing safe?

Isn't that right, Cuphead?

It can't be.

It doesn't.

It has become blatantly apparent that the Devil is losing his touch"?

It haunted me my entire childhood.

It is a pleasure to watch you in action.

It is a tasty looking castle.

It is exquisite!

It is off.

It takes two to blame game!

It was a cake, but…

It was all his idea!

It was for your own safety.

It was great!

It was invisible and impenetrable and dumb,

It was nice not being on our own.

It was only teensy weensy.

It'll be a memento of the family I love.

It's 'cause I love you, baby.

It's a pie.

It's a present.

It's a real Bowlboy doozy!

It's all I listen to.

It's for people who don't give in to every temptation.

It's getting old.

It's just a giant crab monster.

It's just one little rat. We can handle him ourselves.

It's kinda nice not being on my own, and we could do it all again tomorrow.

It's me, Brineybeard!

It's Mount Mugmore!

It's not back here.

It's not under here.

It's obviously…

It's our turn to go out into the world and have some fun.

It's over.

It's September! How could you possibly not eat your candy for that long?

It's stuck.

It's Sugarland.

It's the perfect scam.

It's the same as the old one, still at a jaunty angle,

It's the way out!

It's working!

It's your…

It's… It's…

Jealous that your musical adventure is at its dawn,

Jeez, all that argh ing is really hard on the throat.

Jeez, Chalice is really laying it on thick.

Just a bit of a mix up!

Just a little.

Just a teensy weensy [sighs]

Just bring him to me, and I'll rip out his soul.

Just gotta find some…

Just listen to how good this sounds.

Just listen to these headlines.

Just me and my pitchfork and, uh…

Just not my candy castle.

Just release the tension in your hands.

Just think about it this way.

Kettle, Mugman.

Kettle, Mugman. Mug… man?

Kettle, Mugman. Mugman…

Kid, I don't have the slightest idea what you are talking about.

Know what that makes ye?

Lame.

Last chance.

Lay it on me, Double B.

Led by the heart of a mighty hero."

Lemme get this straight. I no longer owe him my soul,

Let me guess, you're gonna eat us after all?

Let me tell you about this cup.

Let's face it, Mugman.

Like a pirate, but better.

Like music, culture, and lobster.

Long ago, my mother entered me into a Cutest Baby contest.

Look at all that ocean.

Look at the muscles on this guy.

Look what I found.

Look what we've done to his kitchen.

Look, boys, if you two can't stop fighting,

Look, Briney, you're a nice guy.

Look, Cuphead, I'm launching my cabin with Cuphead inside.

Look, he even brought this for you.

Look, I know you only bring joy and delicious treats, but, uh…

Look, there's the ship!

Look, you're the one who wanted a "high seas adventure."

Look!

Look. He's no longer wearing the protective sweater. So

Lookie there!

Looking for someone, Cuphead?

Looks like I've got no other choice but to…

Looks like it worked.

Looks like it's just you and me, pal.

Loose cannon?

Lost my touch? I think not.

Luckily, the camera flashed right when the dust cleared.

Ludwig has been crushed by a falling piano!

Ludwig is a brilliant musical mind,

Ludwig!

Made of what?

Mailman, Mugman.

Makes you feel like a real pirate.

Maybe down the road?

Maybe just a teensy weensy bite.

Maybe we could save just one errand for Mugman.

Maybe whoever lives here will help me.

Maybe, but I made a promise, and I'm gonna deliver these sweets.

Me not worrying about stuff is the only reason

Me sweet, I present to ye…

Me sweet!

Meanwhile, you two couldn't resist fighting!

Meh.

Miss Cyclops, are you gonna rat us out?

Mister, you're starting to creep me out.

Mm hmm!

Mm hmm.

Mm mm mm!

Mm mm.

Mm, mm, mm!

Mm, what a sweet gesture.

Mm!

Mm.

Mm. Mm hmm, mm hmm.

Mm. Mmm!

Mmm! So tasty.

Moog Maan!

Moog Maan.

Morning, Lefty.

Most disgusting children just can't resist.

Most pirates have one peg leg, and I gots two!

Mugbeard dies in the end.

Mugman, help me! Mugman?

Mugman, Kettle.

Mugman, Mailman.

Mugman, Mailman. Mail

Mugman, no! Don't eat the castle!

Mugman, thank ye.

Mugman, you gotta see this!

Mugman, you're missing out.

Mugman!

Mugman?

Mugman.

Mugsy, I can't thank you enough for what you said earlier.

Mugsy, I don't even care about the piano.

Mugsy, I'm sorry I dropped that lit firecracker down your pants.

Mugsy, old boy, earlier today, when you mutilated our bikes,

Mugsy, what are you doing out here?

My cottage is yours.

My name is

My name is Baroness Von Bon Bon,

My name Is Cuphead.

My name is Mugman.

My pie!

My sentiments exactly.

My straw is bent, and I ain't too worried about anything.

Nah!

Nah. How can he be mad when he sees the delicious surprise cake we made him?

Naughty, naughty!

Nay, she feasts on wrecked pirate ships.

Nay! I told you from the start, we're going to find me love.

Neat!

Neat.

Neigh.

Never before have I been subjected to such criminal disrespect by a mortal.

Never happened.

Never let us leave again.

Nice for the people who come back every year.

Nice try, Mugsy, but looks like they're not buying it.

No one has ever un stoned themselves before.

No teensy weensy. I gotta go!

No varmint eats my surprise cake.

No way! Chalice wouldn't do that.

No way! Then we'll get the blame.

No way. We can't just leave, Cuphead.

No, I ain't!

No, I promise.

No, Mugsy! No!

No, no, no, no, no!

No, no. Look, I

No, no…

No, thank you. Here's your mail.

No, you are!

No, you didn't.

No!

No! Listen, your music, would you turn it off, please?

No! No, no, no, no, no!

No! The only way we're getting out of here is to bust out!

No! You were just here!

No. He means he'll take us home!

No. I refuse your kiss.

No. Me!

No. Sometimes one must go to extremes to do the things one wishes to do.

Nobody works a room like you.

Nope. Sorry.

Not even a teensy weensy bite.

Not even the Devil?

Not finished!

Not for long. I got it all figured out.

Not possible because of this impenetrable

Not too worried.

Not without permission!

Not yet. Almost there.

Nothing to worry about, ma'am, just a falling chandelier.

Nothing.

Now are you worried about it?

Now before we get jetpacking,

Now bring me my finest demons!

Now do you forgive me?

Now I can finally enjoy my book.

Now if you'll excuse me, boys,

Now if you'll excuse me, it's quite cold and I'm baking a pie.

Now kiss me, you fool.

Now leave me alone, Cuphead.

Now let's go blow stuff up.

Now step aside.

Now these are some world class demons!

Now this is a high seas adventure.

Now we can ride bikes together.

Now we'll have to go home and get another axe.

Now we'll never get to the movies.

Now what?

Now you both broke a rule.

Now, about the flavor of the day.

Now, aren't you glad we let her hide here from the angry mob?

Now, don't move a muscle,

Now, go to your room!

Now, how about that kiss, baby?

Now, I gotta say, I admire how you resisted my very tempting offer.

Now, I want to mutilate something nice for you.

Now, I would like for you to grace the ivories with…

Now, let's get you two cleaned up.

Now, let's just you and I talk about your amusement park.

Now, listen here, lady. We're gonna get our

Now, Moog Maan, there is something I must say, and it is this:

Now, to find one last sucker.

Now, to sign the deed.

Now, we can stay here at the boring old cottage,

Now, we've got a laundry truck to catch.

Now, where were we?

Now, why don't you just let me take it from here?

Now, you were saying?

Number one here. Fashionably late and fashionably fashionable,

Of course I'd want to.

Of course I'm mad at you!

Of course I'm still upset, and will be until you replace what you stole!

Of course you can hide here from your mob, Ms. Chalice.

Of love.

Officer Mugman of the fun police!

Oh brother.

Oh gosh, that's awful.

Oh hey! They got pumpkin pie!

Oh no!

Oh no! [whimpers]

Oh no! Bowlboy!

Oh no! Maybe I could just…

Oh no! We're out at sea!

Oh nuts.

Oh please. We're friends now.

Oh really?

Oh right! Thanks, Ludwig.

Oh right.

Oh sea beast, your eyes are glowing stars.

Oh wow, that that was an accident.

Oh wow. Now this is just sad.

Oh yeah?

Oh yes, we will! All thanks to my…

Oh, and Coop Haad,

Oh, and, uh, fellas?

Oh, but it is.

Oh, by the way,

Oh, did you?

Oh, don't worry.

Oh, eh… Uh… I was wondering, uh…

Oh, forget it.

Oh, gee, Cuphead. That's real nice.

Oh, hello.

Oh, here, use my pen.

Oh, hey Mugsy, I must have climbed into the wrong bed.

Oh, hey, Mugsy.

Oh, hey! I've read that book.

Oh, ho! [chuckles] Ladies.

Oh, how I love errands.

Oh, I don't know. Maybe that's your angry mob now.

Oh, I know! We'll help you get your girl back,

Oh, I sure hope you never turn on me!

Oh, is that all?

Oh, is that so?

Oh, look who's back.

Oh, mama.

Oh, Mugbeard, you are poet.

Oh, okay.

Oh, relax, would ya?

Oh, right! [giggles]

Oh, right.

Oh, she was so charming.

Oh, so now it's my fault we're in prison?

Oh, sorry! Sorry. Let's go outside.

Oh, still here, are you?

Oh, sweet, sweet Briney.

Oh, that guy?

Oh, the humiliation.

Oh, we couldn't possibly.

Oh, you're doing it that way?

Oh, you're not, huh?

Oh!

Oh! [laughs]

Oh! [panting]

Oh! And here, have a cookie.

Oh! Consarn it, Cuphead!

Oh! He even brought my favorite.

Oh! I give up.

Oh! I know what'll cheer us up.

Oh! I thought you looked familiar.

Oh! Looks like someone needs his calming tea

Oh! Well, in that case, I'm sorry I misjudged you, The Baroness.

Oh! Why, thank you, Ludwig.

Oh.

Oh. I I thought you were my Ice Cream Man.

Oh. So it is. Well, in that case, can I get a fudge pop?

Oh. Yeah, I see it now.

Oh. You're going to eat us.

Oh…

Okay, back to the story.

Okay, fine. Let's go.

Okay, here we go.

Okay, high seas adventure over, let's get outta here!

Okay, how about this?

Okay, I will!

Okay, let's go.

Okay, okay. The point is,

Okay, so getting a little hungry.

Okay, that's it. [grunting]

Okay! Mugman, everybody! Give him a hand!

Okay! You get the head, and I'll get the legs.

Okay. I'll tell you.

On the bright side, at least this day can't get any worse.

On your own?

One minute we're going to the movies and the amusement park,

One thing you gotta know first.

Only if the ship's painted red.

Only sweet treats.

Ooh, look, a starfish.

Ooh, maybe that's your dear friend Chalice now.

Ooh, meteor!

Ooh, my candied apple!

Ooh, sorry, Mugsy, I Oh!

Ooh, this next house is creepy.

Ooh, what's that?

Ooh, yeah!

Ooh!

Ooh! A treat?

Ooh! I hate that rat!

Ooh! This one has razor sharp talons.

Ooh! With extra sprinkles.

Oopsies.

Oopsies. [chuckles]

Or am I gonna be out on my own, running from an angry mob?

Or we can go out into the real world and live.

Or your precious cups?

Ouch. You two are monsters.

Our horses ran away. That means we get the rest of the day off!

Over my dead body.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Ow!

Oy!

Pass!

Patience.

Perhaps, you should try, um…

Phew!

Phew! He bought it.

Pity you won't be around to see it.

Please don't hurt me, Ice Cream Man.

Plus, Elder Kettle's glasses are probably ready by now.

Poor Mugman, he loves errands.

Portrait… Memento…

Poured in his favorite cup!

Prepare for the high seas adventure!

Prepare to be dazzled.

Pretty much.

Probably.

Rats! There I go again messing up.

Ready the gangplank!

Recital? But that was my dream and my grand prize.

Red purp orange isn't even a color!

Relationships are a series of peaks and valleys.

Release the demons!

Release them!

Remember when I said I was lying about the angry mob?

Requesting backup.

Rest up now.

Rest up, ye mateys, for tomorrow, we slay the dreaded sea beast!

Right on time.

Roar, roar.

Rudimentary, but I'll go with it.

Ruined!

Rule number one!

Same here, Mugsy.

Save yourself.

Say cheese!

Say goodbye to Cuphead.

Say, I just thought of a way we could get all the ice cream we could ever want!

See for yourself!

See you in 100 years!

See you in a minute, ghost removers.

See, I found this land where everything's made of

See, Mugsy? Chalice is a great friend.

See, that's two things we know about her already.

Seems like an important detail you could have mentioned sooner.

Separately!

Seriously, here you go.

She brought my glasses. She sang me a song.

She isn't hiding from anybody.

She lives in that thar creepy cove.

She's so good at what she does.

Shh!

Shh! Elder Kettle's gonna hear you.

Shh! Keep it down, will ya?

Shh.

Shut up!

Six,

Smart boy, keeping that camera away from Cuphead.

Smell that?

So cold.

So get chopping!

So hungry.

So I assume you're all wondering why I summoned you here today.

So I came all this way to ask ye.

So I says, "Honey, you must bee pollen my leg!"

So I shall take something of great value to you.

So I thought I could stay here, since we had such a great time last time.

So if you just drop us off at the docks, we'll get out of your hair.

So it's true. You really are a ghost.

So let me just get this straight.

So long as you never break my two rules.

So that she could get away!

So the angry mob is real?

So these are real g g ghosts?

So we could get that photo printed up and laugh at Diaper Baby forever.

So we're getting out of here.

So we're good then.

So what'll it be, boys?

So you were going to crush me with a piano, huh?

So your plan is what?

So, are you gonna introduce me to your little friend?

So, how are they doing?

So, not a ghost.

So, now would you like to hear the flavor of the day?

So, uh, is your new brother a pirate or something?

So, what do you two do for fun around here?

So, you got any ghost powers?

Someone else will wash your blankie.

Someone has left a perfectly good cake completely unattended.

Someone's gotta be the voice of reason!

Something way more complicated.

Soon I shall reunite with me girlfriend,

Sorry, doesn't ring a bell.

Sorry, I don't accept damaged currency.

Sorry, I thought it was mine.

Sorry!

Specifically signifies

Sprinkles!

Squawk! Cuphead's crazy! Cuphead's crazy!

Squid livers.

Starting… now!

Stays trapped in there for the next 100 years.

Step aside, boys, we don't want you.

Stickler, Stickler, Stickler.

Still ain't too worried.

Stop fighting, we take the portrait, memento, family I love,

Stop squawking and start sniffing!

Stop! I have had it with your flavor of the day.

Stop! Look!

Stupid critic.

Stupid rockets. [mocking] "Having a little fun."

Stupid self control and not having any…

Such is the power of watching a man remove and then put on various pairs of gloves.

Sure you did.

Sure! You're overprotective and lame, so I'll find another brother!

Surrender, varmint?

Sweater!

Swell. There's a dance contest downtown.

Ta da!

Take it off this instant so I can obliterate you!

Tell me, Mugsy, you ever wish you were a pirate?

Tell no one about Sugarland.

Thank me?

Thank you, Henchman!

Thank you, Henchman.

Thank you!

Thanks for getting me out, boys.

Thanks, Mugsy.

Thanks, pal. There you are.

Thanks. You're the best, Mugsy.

That be the pungent aroma

That camera's our bargaining chip.

That does it! You think this is funny?

That horse mask did make me freeze in terror.

That horse mask is gonna make you freeze in terror.

That is how I got in.

That is why you were chasing me?

That was swell! I usually charm my way into first place alone,

That, my little blue nosed friend, is why it's called an adventure!

That'll be one dollar.

That's a good one!

That's a great idea!

That's a rocket, not a jetpack.

That's Dr. Bowlboy to you.

That's it!

That's my boss.

That's my favorite kind of cannon!

That's not even a thing!

That's our cue.

That's our ticket out of here.

That's right, run away, and don't come back!

That's right.

That's right. But it's too far to walk.

That's right. Now, gimme the camera.

That's the cliff over there. I'm actually going this way.

That's the spirit.

That's where this kettle draws the line.

That's why I decided to…

The Baroness did say not to tell you.

The Baroness!

The big house?

The clink.

The convict condo!

The crowbar hotel.

The Devil!

The entire season's worth of firewood by yourself.

The high life awaits!

The kiss, the kiss! Let's get to the kiss.

The ol' hooba dooba.

The old hooba dooba?

The one from the hay maze, remember?

The only way we're getting out of here is to make the best of it and serve our time.

The photo of Diaper Baby.

The pokey.

The rat ate it.

The rat was right there.

The ship is painted red.

The soul reverts to its original owner.

The stony lonesome.

The temptation was strong, but I

The truth is, I… I like not being on my own.

The zoo for criminals.

Then check this out.

Then go ahead and go.

Then go get it!

Then he goes on Roll the Dice, which is impossible to lose.

Then I have but one final recourse.

Then I went to the zoo and released all the carnivores,

Then I'll take you to the amusement park and the movies.

Then that means this house really is…

Then the harsh winter set in,

Then when it's time to go, you say you can't remember.

Then you'll have to admit you were afraid.

There isn't anybody else I'd rather go around blowing stuff up with.

There you are.

There.

There's always glue.

There's no such thing!

There's so much tasty stuff here, why would I want to eat your castle?

There's something I gotta say, brother to brother.

Therefore your pursuit of said soul is unauthorized.

These are my finest demons?

They ain't statues, they be pirates.

They always come back.

They are!

They could never understand."

They fear nothing!

They looked so tasty.

They scare 'em, we

They're gone.

Third finest!

This be where she lives.

This cottage is a death trap!

This ends now!

This is between a man and the woman he loves.

This is funny. You're a funny, funny guy.

This is gonna be good.

This is my surprise?

This is no ordinary varmint.

This is no time for the blame game.

This is some great bike.

This is terrible!

This is the first I've heard of a dreaded sea beast!

This is the time to work hard so we can enjoy…

This is the worst one yet.

This is what we get for listening to that Ms. Chalice.

This is what you always wanted to try?

This might not be so bad after all.

This place is a widdle spooky!

This place is deserted.

This stone loves you.

This thing sure packs a wallop.

This whole you and Cuphead thing?

Tickets, plea [screams and babbles]

Tickets, please.

Time to find that perfect setting.

Time to make good on your promise, Elder Kettle.

Tiramisu…

To be trapped in the same house with your sibling day in and day out?

To even lay eyes on them is enough to make anyone freeze in terror!

To keep us warm through the long, dark nights.

To mutilate your brother?

To tell me about your slightly smaller hat?

To unleash the Four Horsemen.

Tonight at midnight, as the crow flies.

Too bad I turned him into stone.

Toodle oo.

True, true, but at least I'm finally getting my family portrait.

True, true, my boy.

Try this on for size.

Try to relax.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Turn off the music and fix that hat!

Turn off the music, fix that hat, and get out of here!

Turned to stone when they gazed into the eyes of the dreaded sea beast.

Ugh!

Ugh.

Ugh. Get out of here, Bowlboy!

Ugh. Kind of a dump.

Uh huh. Uh huh.

Uh oh.

Uh uh.

Uh, "Thank you, Henchman."

Uh, but…

Uh, can we go back to wrecked pirate ships for one second?

Uh, could we make it a medium seas adventure?

Uh, excuse me?

Uh, I just want to say I'm sorry.

Uh, I know what'll cheer you up.

Uh, Ludwig, I was wondering

Uh, maybe we should go.

Uh, not so good.

Uh, okay. Sure. Sorry.

Uh, or as they're now known, the second finest.

Uh, well, now, yeah.

Uh, where is that boy?

Uh, which way was home again?

Uh, you do realize he didn't even take an axe?

Uh, you sure this thing's safe?

Uh…

Uh… [chuckles]

Um, I didn't prepare a monologue or a song.

Understood.

Unhand me!

Until tomorrow, dear, sweet The Theater.

Very smart of you, mein Kettle.

Very well, Henchman.

Wait a minute, you still have Halloween candy?

Wait, don't touch it!

Wait, Mugsy!

Wait, that was you?

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait. Hold it. Stop everything.

Wait, wait! Stay a while!

Wait, what?

Wait, where are you going?

Wait, who's the Baroness?

Wait, you expect me to believe that there's a whole world made of…

Wait! Did I mention, uh, this?

Wait! We did come all this way.

Wait.

Wait. But all day, you've been irresponsible,

Wait. Is that…

Waiting for someone to take our places.

Wanna get silly with a bowl?

Was that too mean?

Watercolors?

Watercolors.

Way ahead of you.

We We We was just horsin' around.

We ain't turning back till we get me girlfriend back.

We already did ride bikes together,

We also have the Diaper Baby billboard burner.

We better get out of here.

We can escape together.

We can't just leave, Cuphead.

We could end up dead.

We don't have to worry about being eaten.

We don't know that's how it got in.

We don't know the first thing about sailing.

We got two escaped cookie convicts from the cookie factory caper.

We had the seafood pasta, and for dessert, we had…

We have a responsibility.

We have any fun around here.

We have to make it!

We just want the chalice.

We know nothing about her,

We left the door open.

We must procure enough firewood

We promised Briney we'd help him.

We see this kind of thing all the time.

We should tell him the truth.

We should tell him what we did.

We still have three more. That should be plenty.

We went on a date, I took ye to that Italian joint,

We were tricked breaking into that cookie factory.

We'll be back before you know it.

We'll never escape!

We're almost through the maze, and I'm still not frozen in terror!

We're gonna die out here!

We're gonna make it! Come on, Mugsy! Mugsy?

We're gonna need a ride.

We're never gonna see Kettle or the cottage again anyway.

We're not here to have fun, we're here to chop firewood. Huh!

We're stuck on the rocks!

We're the g g ghost removers.

We've been doing that dumb dance Chalice taught us for weeks,

We've been trapped in that painting for 100 years.

We've got the most ferocious feral cat in all of the Inkwell Isles.

Well, all your swashbuckling dreams are about to come true,

Well, any other ideas?

Well, boys, your Elder Kettle couldn't be happier.

Well, Cuphead, I hope you learned something.

Well, fine! Who even needs you?

Well, go ahead and turn around.

Well, good for you!

Well, he's solid stone now. It's not like he was using 'em.

Well, hey there.

Well, hey, you may not have gotten better,

Well, I am doing it that way.

Well, I do love surprises.

Well, I mutated some pigeons in the park,

Well, I wanna go to the amusement park.

Well, I was just doing what I thought you would do.

Well, I'd say you're half right.

Well, I'll tell ya what.

Well, I'm not doing it that way.

Well, if it makes you feel any better,

Well, if it's so important to you, just put in the time.

Well, if she's so great, how come we never heard from her again, hmm?

Well, if you never heard of it, that's your problem.

Well, if you're gonna eat us, then I'm gonna tell you why we came here.

Well, it must be nice. The only reason you're not worried about anything

Well, it would seem that there's only one frame left,

Well, let's face it, your hair is a dead octopus.

Well, let's retrace our steps.

Well, look around. Find it!

Well, looks like he finally got his high seas adventure!

Well, looks like someone's feeling better.

Well, now we've lost everything.

Well, now you are gonna take this pile of firewood

Well, now you get to gather

Well, so long, Mughead.

Well, someone I once knew lost our only compass.

Well, sounds like you two have quite the reunion planned.

Well, thanks to your shenanigans, we missed the actual sunset,

Well, that's just great.

Well, the funny thing is, I was lying about lying about the angry mob.

Well, there is something I've always wanted to try.

Well, they started to catch on that I was scamming 'em.

Well, this is no ordinary kettle.

Well, this place was a bust. Guess we'll have to find another house.

Well, well, well, which will it be, huh?

Well, well, well!

Well, when I've got you as a student, it's…

Well, who even needs a brother?!

Well, you can imagine what school was like for Diaper Baby.

Well, you're always jumping in without thinking!

Well, you're on your own, buddy.

Well! If I'm so awful, maybe you need a new brother.

Well…

Whadda ya say we put all this behind us and get ice cream?

What a couple of jerks.

What a delight!

What a delight.

What a lovely day is any day I get to see my favorite student,

What a phony! Someone ought to teach that jerk a lesson.

What a time to be the Devil, huh?

What are you doing here? You're supposed to be at the recital.

What are you doing?

What are you waiting for?

What are you wearing?

What are you weirdos looking at?

What did I tell you two about leaving the front door open?

What do you say?

What do you think?

What does that mean?

What else is new?

What else? What else? Oh! I can do this!

What gives?

What happened to not being too worried about stuff?

What happened?

What have I told you about using my hedge trimmers

What horse head?

What if only the Devil can use it?

What in tarnation?

What is it?

What is this place?

What kind of rat has gadgets?

What the…

What was that last part?

What was that?

What we need is a more elaborate plan.

What we need is to give up.

What you need is a new brother.

What, you don't like dynamite?

What?

What? Is there something behind me?

What? Ludwig, no!

What? No way!

What? Now you listen here, pal…

What? What do you mean?

What? What is that?

What?! You're wearing the

What…

What're we gonna do?

What's gonna happen is

What's that? Ooh, gimme!

What's with all the screaming statues?

Where are all the pirates?

Where did they go?

Where did you have it last?

Where everything's made of candy, would you wanna go there?

Where have you two been?

Where is it?

Where'd Chalice go?

Where'd he go?

Where's my pitchfork?

Whew! Chopping firewood sure is hard work.

Which is completely unethical after I stole it fair and square.

Which is in an undisclosed location.

Which means someone has my pitchfork!

While mine barely holds on to dusk.

While you were running from the mob?

Who cares who

Who could that be?

Who dares stow away on the ship of Captain Brineybeard?

Who is that kid?

Who was that brilliant boy?

Who were you talking to?

Who would do such a

Who you calling "tiny," punk?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! There's no need to involve the authorities.

Whoa!

Whoa! [groans]

Whoa! Whoa

Whoa.

Whoa. This is new.

Whoo!

Why go on, you ask?

Why would anyone want to leave this place?

Why would you launch our only compass?

Why, it's me, Brineybeard.

Why, yes!

Will you cut that out?

Will you two stop it?!

Winter is a merciless killer!

With extra sprinkles.

With you two arguing, now can we?

Without that compass, we really are…

Wonder what else this thing can do.

Wonderful job, boys.

Works for me.

Worrying wins the day.

Would never do anything this crazy.

Would ye at least think about being me girlfriend?

Would ye be me girlfriend?

Would you like to hear the flavor of the day?

Wow, good as new.

Wow, nice work, boss.

Wow, so amazing!

Wow, you have a beautiful voice.

Wow!

Wow. No one has ever given me a gift before.

Wow. You blew up the biggest one.

Ya hear that, Cuphead?

Ya huh.

Yawn.

Yay!

Yay! [chuckles]

Yay.

Ye came through on a promise to a pirate.

Yeah, 'cause it made me realize you're more than just my brother,

Yeah, aren't you supposed to be the cautious one?

Yeah, he's charmed all right.

Yeah, hilarious.

Yeah, I got rid of all that stinkin' hard work.

Yeah, we're not allowed to drive it.

Yeah, yeah! Huddle up! So first…

Yeah, you'd better run!

Yeah!

Yeah! [whoops]

Yeah! That one hurt.

Yeah! The old… hooba dooba?

Yeah? Well, I'm sick of your face!

Yeah. A treat for me. Now turn around and don't look.

Yeah. Bowlboy's up for anything,

Yeah. Forever.

Yeah. Probably just excited for my next lesson with the great Ludwig!

Yep, an angry mob.

Yep. That's my name!

Yes, Elder Kettle.

Yes, good morning, Moog Maan.

Yes, my dear boy, I loathe you, because I am jealous.

Yes, sir!

Yes, yes, yes. I didn't get the cup's soul yet,

Yes!

Yes! He says all of that.

Yes! Please ground us.

Yes. Chalice. That's her name.

Yikes.

Yippee!

You almost killed me!

You are a charmer.

You are irresponsible, careless, and simply unhinged!

You are the Devil, after all.

You ate lobster?!

You ate my candy?!

You boys just bought yourself a day of breaking rocks.

You boys just bought yourself a night in the box breaking rocks.

You boys just bought yourself a night in the box.

You broke it, you idiot!

You calm down!

You can bite it or I can bite it, but either way it's gon' get bit.

You can keep your crawdads, and your crick!

You can rest easy tomorrow.

You can't just climb aboard someone's ship.

You can't pick someone for the recital till you hear us both play.

You could be having a high seas adventure right now!

You did something nice for me.

You dirty rat!

You ditched us! Whammo, you're gone!

You froze in terror?

You get to eat all the sweet treats you desire.

You go in and haunt the joint, then we come along and un haunt it.

You go in there, and you'll never see Elder Kettle or the cottage ever again.

You got a real creepy way about you, lady.

You hear that? That must be the lady of the house.

You jerk!

You just missed your friend.

You just wanna eat me.

You knew I was excited about the piano, and now Ludwig loathes you!

You know how I feel about varmints.

You know how your Elder Kettle feels about varmints.

You know the old saying.

You know very well that I do.

You know what, Mugsy? I take it all back.

You know what? Forget this, I'm outta here.

You know what? Maybe try

You know what? You're a real pain in my

You know, Henchman, you're right.

You know, I was just thinking.

You know, Mugman, you were always my favorite.

You mean number one's got to do it too?

You mind pedallin' faster?

You mutilated our bikes!

You need permission first.

You ought to try it sometime.

You promised! Me and Mugsy came through on our end.

You really, uh, burnt everything up.

You saw nothing!

You should give it a shot. Feels pretty good.

You started the blame game!

You sure? 'Cause I'm busting out of this joint.

You think he's so great, just wait till you hear Moog Maan.

You think this is funny?

You think you have the upper hand just because you have my pitchfork

You took the words right out of my

You two are grounded for life!

You two knocked yourselves out, cops stormed in,

You want me to give it up? Just say the word and I'll give it up.

You want to be red or black?

You want to just beat them up?

You were acting all crazy.

You were having that piano dream again, weren't you?

You were saying?

You will enter as my pupil and dazzle all of the Inkwell Isles with your song.

You will leave immediate!

You wouldn't make it one day without me and my worrying!

You wouldn't, unless you find it…

You, Bulbface, you're hired.

You'll be back.

You're always finding something to whine about.

You're always promising to take us places.

You're an angry mob, it's in your name.

You're blackmailing me.

You're crazy!

You're doing that on purpose!

You're giving up? But you never give up.

You're gonna see what happens when you mess with Moog Maan!

You're in love with a dreaded sea beast?

You're just jealous because I'm better than you.

You're lucky we still have yours.

You're my best friend, and that's how it's always gonna be.

You're one piece. A piece of work!

You're still upset, huh?

You're welcome.

Your cottage is mine.

Your fur's almost all grown back.

Your girlfriend lives on wrecked pirate ships?

Your love wants you dead!

Your new brother is Bowlboy?!

Your posture.

Your precious cottage

Your talent, it's so raw and alive!

Your voice, a symphony.

Yow!

Yow! My foot!

Yow! My other foot!

Yuck! Keep that mushy stuff out of my high seas adventure, will ya?

"Chopsticks." [music stops]

"Maybe try watercolors"? [mashes keys]

["Blue Danube Waltz" plays] You made that up?

["Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" plays] I see quite the improvement.

["Pop Goes the Weasel" playing] [gasps]

["Pop Goes the Weasel" plays] There you go.

[all crying] [laughs]

[audience cheers] [both] Ludwig?

[audience laughs] [panting]

[banging on door] [screams]

[both cheer] [bell ringing]

[both gasp] [growling]

[both gasp] That's in four minutes.

[both gasping] [Mugman] Looking for something?

[both scream] [crashing]

[both whimper] [Chalice] Ahem. Yoo hoo!

[both] Eat us? [dramatic music plays]

[both] We're in. [bleats]

[cannon fires] Incoming!

[cash register rings] [Chalice laughs menacingly]

[Chalice] Okay. [both gasp]

[Chalice] That's right, ding dongs. [doorbell rings]

[chittering] Oh hello.

[chuckles] [yowls]

[clears throat] Excuse me! Stickler! What are you doing here?

[crashing] [exclaims]

[crashing] [horns honk]

[Cuphead screams] [laughing]

[Cuphead] No, it's not! Shh!

[door opens] [gasps]

[dramatic menacing music plays] [screeches]

[echoing] Forever. Forever. Forever. [Diaper Baby laughs]

[Elder Kettle] Oh, boys! [both] Don't come in! Don't come in!

[elevator bell dings] Hiya, boss. So, how was it?

[elevator bell dings] It was right here! I'm sure of it.

[elevator bell dings] Oh, the sound of screaming.

[engine revs] [tires screech]

[engine revving] [tires screeching]

[exclaiming] [shouting]

[exclaiming] Yeah! Whoo!

[exclaims] [door slams shut]

[explodes] [laughs]

[fabric tears] [sword clatters]

[feet stomping] Yargh!

[flames roar] [elevator dings]

[flames roar] [gasps]

[gasps] [laughs]

[goat bleating] Yeah! [exclaims]

[groans and coughs] [thermometer shatters]

[groans] [truck brakes]

[groans] Some great time!

[growls] [both whimper]

[growls] Okay, okay. Sorry, really.

[grunts and exclaims] [laughs]

[grunts] [Chalice roars weakly]

[horn honks Beethoven's "5th Symphony"] [gasps]

[jazz music plays] [tap dancing]

[Kettle] Boys? [crashing]

[knocking at door] Oh, do excuse me.

[laughing] [both screaming]

[laughing] [exclaims]

[laughing] [gasps]

[laughing] Chalice?

[laughs maniacally] [menacing music plays]

[laughs] [cooing happily]

[laughs] [deep voice] Hey!

[laughs] [explodes]

[laughs] [screams]

[laughs] Oh!

[mashes keys] Stop that. You love crawdads.

[mashes keys] Ugh!

[moans and shivers] [Elder Kettle] Oh! Sick as a dog.

[mock yells] Oh no!

[Mugman whimpers] [Chalice laughs]

[Mugman yells] [gasps]

[Mugman] Ow. [groans]

[Mugman] What're we doing at the dock? Oh, you'll see.

[music stops] Sorry, what'd you say?

[neighing] [gasps]

[nose squeaks] Special delivery.

[ominous music plays] Give us Chalice!

[panting] [both gasp]

[people screaming] [creatures growling]

[plays note] Stop!

[recorded laughter plays] Ugh.

[roaring] [dishes shatter]

[roaring] [screaming]

[roars] [hisses]

[roars] [screams]

[Rossini's "William Tell Overture" plays] [chirping]

[screaming] [barking]

[screaming] [roaring]

[screams] [chittering]

[shattering] Whoa!

[shivering] [whimpers]

[shouts] [both scream]

[sizzling] [Cuphead and Mugman] No!

[sizzling] Ow!

[smacking and groaning] [both whimper]

[snaps] [exclaims]

[souls screaming] [creature roars]

[squawks] Whoa! Oh!

[squeaks] Burpy buddy!

[swashbuckling music plays] En garde!

[tank tread squeals] It is useless.

[teeth chatter] [groans]

[thudding] [branches cracking]

[tires screech] Whoo! [laughs]

[train whistle blows] [all gasp]

[traps snapping] [both groaning]

[wailing] [mashes keys]

[waistband snaps] Now listen here!

[waves crash] Whoa!

[whimpers] What?

[wind whooshing] [both] Whoa!

[yelling] That's exactly right!

[yowling] Whoa!

♪ I'm bringing sweets for me sweet ♪ ♪ Ha, ha ♪

♪ Sweets for me sweet ♪ ♪ Ha, ha ♪

A ha! Let's see you escape… [whirring]

A rat in the cupboard. Oh.

A wise man once [door slams]

Adventure! Home!

Adventure! Adventure! Home! Home!

All right, all right. I'm coming back. [Baroness laughs]

Amusement park! Movies!

Amusement park! Amusement park! Movie! Movie!

Amusement park! Amusement park! Movies! Movies!

Amusement park. Mo Movies.

And fix the hat! [Ice Cream Man squeaks]

And your music! And your face! [nose squeaking]

Argh! [all] Argh!

But for me, my career comes first. But

Cheese! [camera dings]

Did I have it with me in the elevator? Uh, I don't know.

Doesn't matter, we're brothers now. Please be gentle. I'm very fragile!

Don't come in! It's a surprise!

Don't come in! We're making you a surprise!

Don't come in. It's a surprise!

Down here! [snakes hissing]

Get back over here. I said stop that! [arguing]

Get it? Not helping.

Gimme that camera! [crashing]

Good! Great!

Good. Good.

Great. Good.

Great. Great.

Hi! [horn honks]

Hmm! [gasps softly]

Hmm! Hmm!

Hmm. [bell dings]

Hmm. Good point. Mm hmm.

Huh? What? What stars?

I can pass through stuff. [both exclaim]

I can pick stuff up. [both] Whoa.

I guess we're done scamming. Unless you want those extra sprinkles.

I said no! [mashes keys]

I was going the other way. I went the wrong way too.

I'll make it up to you! I'll do anything! Anything?

It ain't open. Well, then where's that wind coming from?

It could never work between us. But

It's called self control. Never heard of it.

Listen, there's a piano competition… No, thank you.

Movies! Amusement park!

Movies! Hey! Will you two knock it off?

Movies. Right, right. Movies.

Mr. Snooty Face. No.

My treat. [both] Yeah, yeah, yeah!

No way! High seas adventure! Home.

Oh no! Hmm?

Oh! I just remembered A moment, Moog Maan!

Ow! Take it easy!

Ptooey! Ah, ah, ah, ah, whoa!

Really? [sad music plays]

Right? [banging on door]

Romance isn't in the cards right now. But

Same difference. Whoa!

She's got us there. I do like cookies.

So I'll just find my own way out. Best be on my way then.

Squawk, start sniffing! Start sniffing! [sniffs]

They scare 'em… We snare 'em.

This… Is…

Tomorrow at the Inkwell Theater! Nope.

Uh, no, I It's different every day!

Uh… Wait a minute.

Wait, wait. [ratchet cranking]

We're getting out of here! [laughs]

We're in! [mumbles]

What? Huh?

What're you doing? Huh?

Whee! Yay!

Whoa! [crashing]

Whoo! [laughing]

Why? Just do it!

Wow, that was kinda cool. Yeah, they're adding new stuff.

Yeah, and you started it. [growling]

Yeah, yeah, yeah! That's the spirit.

Yeah. It's love on the rocks. [laughs] [taps]

Yep! Just like the way I like it! [hat squeaks]

Yes, may I help you? [classical music plays]

You can take us on a high seas adventure! Adventure? We're going home!

You did? Hey, where do we keep the gunpowder?

You don't need Cuphead, my boy. [groans]

You mean it? Yeah.

You talk too much. …the deepest

…a token of me love.

…now?

'Cause Elder Kettle wants the picture.

'Cause we're bees?

'cause we're gonna have a high seas adventure!

'cause whoever's in the painting at the stroke of midnight

"A hero so fearlessly bold, clever, and dangerous,

"A silly caricature of his once powerful self."

"After a recent string of humiliating setbacks, however,

"Aw" is right.

"But lately, he had become involved in something

"Expired soul debt"?

"For millennia, it was clear without debate who that figure was."

"Four horses of the apocabalypse on the loose."

"Goodbye to Cuphead."

"He was a legendary pirate with a crew of miscreants."

"I'm not too worried about it"?

"Invasive beetles devastate crops."

"Meteor hurtling towards orphanage."

"Normally, he included his crew in all of his exploits."

"Once in a rare while, a figure commands our respect, summons our fear,

"Practice all day and you might get better,

"Say our names to release our spirits."

"Sorry" won't bring us back so many cold, cold nights in the slammer.

"The great Captain Mugbeard."

"The majestic pirate ship sailed across the open sea,

"Time to pass the walking stick on to the next contender"?

"We are the Birnbaum quadruplets."

["Love Theme" continues]

["Pop Goes the Weasel" distorts and fades]

["Pop Goes the Weasel" playing]

["Pop Goes the Weasel" plays in minor key]

["Pop Goes the Weasel" plays]

[accelerating]

[adventurous music playing]

[all agreeing]

[all cheer]

[all grumbling]

[all grunting]

[all laugh]

[all laughing]

[all scream]

[all yell and grumble]

[all yell]

[all yelling]

[all] Argh!

[all] Argh! Slay the beast! Argh!

[all] No!

[all] Uh oh.

[all] Yay!

[announcer] And the winner of this year's piano competition is

[announcer] Oh dear!

[announcer] Tell us, Ludwig, how did you come up with this fantastic new piece?

[applauding]

[audience applauds and cheers]

[audience applauds on radio]

[audio distorting] Bowlboy?

[banging keys]

[banging]

[Baroness laughing]

[Baroness] Rule number one!

[belches]

[belching]

[bell dinging]

[bell ringing]

[bell rings]

[bicycle bell ringing]

[bicycle bell rings]

[birds cawing]

[bleats]

[blowing]

[blows landing]

[blows raspberry]

[blows]

[bold adventurous music playing]

[bold jazz music playing]

[bold music playing]

[bombastic marching music plays]

[both cheer]

[both chuckle]

[both continue laughing]

[both continue screaming]

[both exclaim fearfully]

[both gasp]

[both gasp] Angry mob!

[both gasp] Chalice!

[both groan woozily]

[both groan]

[both groaning]

[both growl]

[both grumble]

[both grunt]

[both grunting]

[both gulp]

[both laugh and grunt]

[both laugh]

[both laughing wildly]

[both laughing]

[both mock yelling]

[both scream]

[both screaming]

[both sigh]

[both sobbing]

[both wailing]

[both whimpering]

[both] "Dreaded sea beast"?

[both] A g g ghost!

[both] Aw.

[both] Aww!

[both] Bowlboy!

[both] Cheese!

[both] Elder Kettle, no!

[both] Elder Kettle's surprise cake!

[both] Errands!

[both] Ghost removers!

[both] Ghost removers.

[both] Giant crab monster!

[both] Hmm!

[both] Hmm.

[both] Hmph!

[both] Love?

[both] No!

[both] Ooh!

[both] Pretty much.

[both] Rat in the cupboard?

[both] Surprise!

[both] The greatest hay maze of all time!

[both] Whoa!

[both] Yay!

[both] Yay! Whoo hoo!

[both] Yeah?

[both] Yes, Elder Kettle.

[both] Yes.

[both] You're a g g g g g…

[boxing bell rings]

[brash jazzy music plays]

[breathing heavily]

[breathing heavily] It's over! We'll never get across!

[Brineybeard] Whoa!

[buzzing]

[cash register rings]

[castle roars]

[cell door opens]

[cell door slams shut]

[Chalice grunts]

[Chalice moaning]

[Chalice vocalizing]

[Chalice] I admit it. I lied.

[Chalice] Whoa!

[cheerful classical music plays]

[cheerful jazz music plays]

[cheerful jazzy music plays]

[cheerful music playing]

[cheerful music plays]

[cheerful ragtime music playing]

[cheerful vaudeville music plays]

[chirping]

[chirps three times]

[chirps]

[chittering]

[Chopin's "Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2" playing]

[chuckles awkwardly]

[chuckles nervously]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] Have I got plans for you.

[chuckles] I mean, uh, we can't take a family portrait

[chuckles] Oh, Kettle, you rascal, you.

[chuckles] We're still friends, though, right?

[chuckles] Yeah.

[clangs]

[classical flourish plays]

[classical music playing from cave]

[clearing throat]

[clicks off]

[clock chimes]

[clock ticking]

[closing theme music playing]

[closing theme music plays]

[coins rattle]

[comic music playing]

[comical music playing]

[continues exclaiming]

[continues gobbling]

[continues laughing]

[continues straining]

[cracking]

[crackling]

[crashing and exploding]

[crashing]

[creaking]

[crows cawing]

[crunching]

[Cuphead and Bowlboy scream]

[Cuphead and Mugman exclaim fearfully]

[Cuphead and Mugman panting]

[Cuphead and Mugman] Whoa!

[Cuphead gasps] You calling Chalice a liar?

[Cuphead grunts]

[Cuphead mimicking airplane]

[Cuphead munching wildly]

[Cuphead screams]

[Cuphead yells]

[Cuphead yelps]

[Cuphead] Don't hurt us!

[Cuphead] Hey! What gives?

[Cuphead] His name is Mugman!

[Cuphead] Huh? Eh?

[Cuphead] Mugman?

[Cuphead] Now can I look?

[Cuphead] Oh, look at this! I can't believe it!

[Cuphead] Oh, so scary.

[Cuphead] Ready, aim, fire!

[Cuphead] Shh! Keep it down, Ludwig. My brother's asleep.

[Cuphead] Suit yourself.

[Cuphead] We almost had it. Next time, all we need is a little dynamite!

[Cuphead] Well then, permission to come aboard.

[dazed babbling]

[deep growling]

[deep voice] Hello, boys.

[demon coughs]

[demon squeaking]

[demons roaring]

[discordant notes play]

[discordant notes]

[dogs bark]

[dogs barking]

[dogs whine]

[door slams]

[dramatic music playing]

[dramatic music plays]

[dramatic operatic music continues]

[dramatic operatic music playing]

[dramatic operatic music plays]

[echoing]

[echoing] …woods! …woods!

[echoing] Sea! Sea! Sea!

[eerie music playing]

[eerie music plays]

[Elder Kettle screams]

[Elder Kettle] Boys, today, we're taking a family portrait.

[Elder Kettle] What was that?

[electricity buzzing]

[elevator bell dings]

[energy crackling]

[energy pulses]

[energy pulsing]

[engine humming]

[engine rumbles]

[exclaiming]

[exclaims and gasps]

[exclaims and grunts]

[exclaims angrily]

[exclaims frighteningly]

[exclaims happily]

[exclaims hungrily]

[exclaims mockingly]

[exclaims woozily]

[exclaims]

[explodes]

[exploding]

[explosion]

[eyelids tinkling]

[fabric rustles softly]

[fairground organ playing]

[fanfare plays]

[fast paced jazz music playing]

[fast paced music playing]

[fast paced music plays]

[fateful music plays]

[feet squealing]

[flames roaring]

[flaps lips] Uh huh.

[flaps lips] When was the last time we even saw that guy?

[footsteps approaching]

[formal classical music plays]

[frame slams]

[gasps sadly]

[gasps softly]

[gasps softly] That means she's close!

[gasps]

[gasps] Elder Kettle, you're a genius.

[gasps] Huh?

[gasps] I found you!

[gasps] I left it against that tree!

[gasps] Mugsy! What are you saying?

[gasps] My arms!

[gasps] My straw!

[gasps] My sweets!

[gasps] Oh, and this one has three heads!

[gasps] So beautiful.

[gasps] We gotta get out of here, Briney. Let's go!

[gasps] What did you do?

[gasps] Who's there?

[gasps] Whoa, whoa! Put down the cone, buddy.

[gentle fantastical music playing]

[gentle music playing]

[gentle music plays]

[gentle mysterious music plays]

[gentle ragtime piano music playing]

[gently] Easy, buddy.

[giggles]

[giggles] Hi, Miss Cala Maria, ma'am.

[giggles] Now you're delicious!

[giggles] Then look no further.

[giggling continues]

[giggling]

[glass squeaks]

[gloomy music plays]

[goat bleats]

[gobbling]

[groaning]

[groans and whimpers]

[groans weakly]

[groans]

[groans] Blech! Ugh!

[groans] Do we always have to do everything together?

[groans] I give up.

[growling]

[growls]

[growls] Unbelievable!

[grumbles and screams]

[grumbles]

[grumbles] Will you two stop fighting!

[grumbling]

[grunting and laughing]

[grunting softly]

[grunting]

[grunts and growls]

[grunts]

[guard] Hey, quiet down in there!

[guard] I can still hear you!

[guard] Pipe down in there! Lights out!

[gulps]

[gulps] But if Chalice is in that painting,

[gulps] Okay, fine. If I told you there was a place

[hand squeaks]

[harmonica continues playing]

[heavy breathing and slurping]

[Henchman] Head.

[heroic music playing]

[heroic music plays]

[hiccups]

[hiccups] …mouth.

[hisses and roars]

[hisses]

[hissing]

[horn honks]

[Horseman Four] I love pumpkin pie! I love pumpkin pie!

[horses neighing]

[howling]

[humming melodically]

[Ice Cream Man] Sorry, we're closed. It's my lunch hour.

[in American accent] Ow, that really hurt!

[in demonic voice] It's a pitchfork!

[in German accent] The name is Werner Werman.

[in normal voice] …doctor!

[in sing song] You're frozen in terror, you're frozen in terror!

[inhales sharply]

[intriguing music plays]

[jubilant music plays]

[Kettle grumbles]

[Kettle screaming]

[Kettle shouting]

[Kettle] Angry mob?

[Kettle] Boys!

[Kettle] Fire poker!

[Kettle] Well, there's always crawdads.

[kisses]

[knock at door]

[knocking at door]

[laughing maniacally]

[laughing]

[laughing] Ooh!

[laughs and groans]

[laughs maniacally]

[laughs menacingly]

[laughs nervously] Okay then. [whimpers]

[laughs]

[laughs] Big D, Big D.

[laughs] He dies.

[laughs] So charming!

[lively jazz music plays]

[lively music playing]

[lonely harmonica music plays]

[loudly] Oh no! Look out!

[Ludwig and Cuphead laugh]

[Ludwig laughs] Oh, yes!

[Ludwig] Oh, and don't forget, the recital is tomorrow.

[Ludwig] Oh, I'm so glad you asked that.

[magical music playing]

[magical music plays]

[man exclaims fearfully]

[man scatting upbeat tune]

[man yawning]

[man] Face forward.

[marching music plays]

[melancholic music playing]

[melancholic music plays]

[mellow Italian music plays]

[mellow music playing]

[mellow music plays]

[menacing music plays]

[menacing operatic music plays]

[menacing organ music playing]

[menacing organ music plays]

[military march plays]

[moaning]

[moans happily]

[moans]

[more softly] I'm happy you're happy for me.

[motor powering down]

[Mugman babbling]

[Mugman choking]

[Mugman chuckles]

[Mugman chuckling]

[Mugman giggles girlishly]

[Mugman imitates plane engine]

[Mugman laughing]

[Mugman laughs maniacally]

[Mugman laughs]

[Mugman panting]

[Mugman sighs]

[Mugman slurps]

[Mugman sobs]

[Mugman] "Mugbeard dared to slip away that night for a mysterious rendezvous."

[Mugman] Can I look now?

[Mugman] Cuphead, I'm starting to wonder if there ever was an angry mob.

[Mugman] Cuphead! You were right!

[Mugman] Don't look at me.

[Mugman] I don't know, Cuphead.

[Mugman] No, Cuphead.

[Mugman] No! No.

[Mugman] Not yet.

[Mugman] Run!

[Mugman] That'll be 25 cents, please.

[Mugman] Think about it. We've been out all day.

[Mugman] Wait, so you're saying that you really did miss us?

[Mugman] Yoo hoo! Miss Ghost!

[mumbles]

[munches]

[munching]

[music resumes]

[music stops]

[muttering fearfully]

[muttering]

[mutters nervously]

[mutters]

[mysterious music playing]

[mysterious music plays]

[neighing]

[neighs]

[nervously] Uh, Elder Kettle,

[nose whistles repeatedly]

[nose whistles]

[objects clatter]

[oinks]

[ominous music playing]

[ominous music plays]

[panting]

[panting] Okay.

[panting] What did she say?

[parrot squawks]

[people screaming]

[peppy music playing]

[piano crashing]

[pigeon honks]

[playing "Chopsticks"]

[playing piano poorly]

[plays "Chopsticks" out of tune]

[plays discordant notes]

[plays sad trombone]

[plays upbeat ragtime music]

[popping]

[pounding at door]

[pulley squeaks]

[quadruplet screams]

[ragtime jazz playing]

[ragtime music playing]

[ragtime piano playing on speaker]

[raucous jazzy music playing]

[raucous jazzy music plays]

[raucous music continues]

[raunchy music playing]

[roaring]

[roars]

[rock crumbling]

[romantic music plays]

[rope snaps on radio]

[rumbling]

[sad music playing]

[sad music plays]

[sad trombone plays]

[sarcastically] Ooh, real scary.

[sawing]

[scatting joyously]

[scatting]

[scoffs]

[scoffs] I can replace it and then some.

[scoffs] Yeah, right.

[scraping]

[screaming]

[screams]

[screams] Quick, grab my hand!

[screams] Spit that out!

[screams] What is it?

[screeches]

[screeching]

[sea shanty playing]

[sea shanty plays]

[seagull squawks]

[seething]

[shattering]

[shell cracking]

[ship creaking]

[ship's horn bellows]

[ship's horn blows]

[shivering and whimpering]

[shivering]

[shivers]

[shouts]

[shouts] Freedom!

[sighs fondly]

[sighs happily]

[sighs sadly]

[sighs]

[sighs] At last, peace and quiet.

[sighs] Gosh, fellas, I'm sorry I got you tossed in the hoosegow.

[sighs] I really thought she was gonna be our friend.

[sighs] I'll go with him.

[sighs] Precious memories.

[sighs] She ghosted again!

[sighs] That feels better.

[sinister arrangement of "Pop Goes the Weasel" plays]

[sinister organ music plays]

[siren blaring]

[sirens blare]

[sisters cackling]

[sizzles]

[sizzling]

[sleepily] Argh!

[slurping]

[slurps]

[slurring] We should probably go before the Baroness shows up.

[sneezes]

[sniffing]

[sniffles]

[sniffles] Nobody says that.

[sniffles] Oh, Ice Cream Man.

[sniffs]

[snoring]

[snorts] A breeze, huh?

[sobbing]

[sobbing] And now the only thing I wanted is ruined.

[sobbing] I wanted Ludwig to loathe me!

[sobbing] You hate it!

[sobs]

[sobs] Oh, he learned it from me!

[softly] Good for me? Great for me.

[softly] So go then, good for you.

[softly] You broke his legs.

[song continues]

[splashes]

[splashing]

[spooky music playing]

[spooky music plays]

[spooky organ music playing]

[spooky organ music plays]

[squawks]

[squawks] Certain death. Certain death.

[squawks] Run for your lives! Run for your lives!

[squawks] We're gonna die. We're gonna die.

[squawks] You're adorable.

[squeaks and belches]

[squeaks gently]

[squeaks]

[squeals]

[squirrels laugh]

[Stickler sighs]

[Stickler] Looks like we'll be here for some time.

[stomach rumbles]

[straining]

[strains]

[suspenseful music plays]

[swallows] …these things are actually just tiny lobsters.

[swishing]

[tap dancing]

[Tchaikovsky's "Love Theme from Romeo and Juliet" plays]

[Tchaikovsky's "Love Theme" playing]

[Tchaikovsky's "Love Theme" plays]

[teeth chatter] So cold.

[teeth chattering] Oh, it's freezing.

[tender music playing]

[tender music plays]

[tense music plays]

[The Devil] Very nice.

[The Devil] You have taken something of great value to me,

[theme music playing]

[theme music plays]

[ticking]

[timer ticking]

[tires screech]

[tires screeching]

[tires squeal]

[toes twinkling]

[tools whirring and tapping]

[trumpet plays note]

[upbeat bluegrass music plays]

[upbeat jazzy music playing]

[upbeat music playing]

[vehicle approaches and stops]

[Vivaldi's "Summer" playing]

[voice giggles] Didn't you hear the song?

[voices cackling eerily]

[voices laughing]

[wailing]

[wailing] I'm sorry!

[warbling]

[weakly] I'm still okay.

[Werner moans]

[Werner screams]

[Werner] Psst!

[wheezing]

[whimpering]

[whimpers and pants]

[whimpers]

[whimpers] Cuphead, leave me.

[whimpers] What does he know?

[whines]

[whinnying]

[whirring]

[whispering indistinctly]

[whispers] …irresistible.

[whispers] I don't know.

[whispers] The old floatin' furniture routine.

[whistle melodically]

[whistles]

[whistling melodically]

[winces]

[winces] Ouch.

[wind howling]

[wind whooshing]

[woman screams]

[wood creaks]

[yells and grunts]

[yells] …lost in the woods!

[yelps]

[yowls]

♪ 998 million ♪

♪ 998,999,999 souls in the vault ♪

♪ 999 million souls ♪

♪ 999 million souls in the vault ♪

♪ A man gets lonely by himself When he's at sea ♪

♪ A tiny dream belonged to me ♪

♪ All my life what I wanted to be ♪

♪ And a dash of heebie jeebies ♪

♪ And everyone knows me ♪

♪ And it's sounding so lovely One two three ♪

♪ And now I'm known Across the ocean blue ♪

♪ And you're going a bit faster One two three, one two three ♪

♪ But I've come so far And now I'm a star ♪

♪ But the only life ♪

♪ Come with me to the Inkwell Isles ♪

♪ Everything is simply grand ♪

♪ Everything is super yummy ♪

♪ Everything is super yummy In this place called Sugarland ♪

♪ Everything is super yummy In this place called Sugarland! ♪

♪ Fa, la la, la la la la la Flavor of the day ♪

♪ Goodbye! ♪

♪ Have a little or a lot Better yet, try them all ♪

♪ Have a stick of sugar candy Fill your mouth with sugar balls ♪

♪ I am the Cala Maria ♪

♪ I need her like this pirate needs The ship beneath his feet ♪

♪ I started small but my ambition grew ♪

♪ I win her back with treats ♪

♪ I would ever want for me ♪

♪ I've missed her Since the day she said goodbye ♪

♪ Ice cream and rockets Trouble never ends ♪

♪ If she don't take me back I'll surely die ♪

♪ In this place called Sugarland ♪

♪ It's a lonely life ♪

♪ It's just off the coast Maybe 29 miles ♪

♪ La la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la, la la la la… ♪

♪ Lost at sea! Lost at sea! ♪

♪ My father was a sailor My mother was a fish ♪

♪ Of all the creatures In the deep blue sea ♪

♪ Oh no, there's that guy Better watch your back ♪

♪ One two three, one two three Going the same rhythm ♪

♪ Pack your bags and let's go Welcome to the Cuphead Show ♪

♪ She made me heart walk the plank When she left me ♪

♪ She makes me life complete ♪

♪ Since I was little girl I've only had one wish ♪

♪ So if you're looking for fun ♪

♪ So pack your bags and let's go Welcome to The Cuphead Show ♪

♪ So, if you're looking for fun ♪

♪ Squawk! He's gonna cry He's gonna cry ♪

♪ Sweet treats for her to eat ♪

♪ Take one out, do a recount ♪

♪ Thar ♪

♪ The fiercest monster In the deep blue sea ♪

♪ Then pack your bags and let's go Welcome to The Cuphead Show ♪

♪ They'll need some help Just to stay on track ♪

♪ To be known across the seven seas ♪

♪ Watch these ding dongs As they make new friends ♪

♪ We've got the heebie jeebies ♪

♪ Welcome to The Cuphead Show ♪

♪ Welcome to the Cuphead Show ♪

♪ Welcome to The Cuphead Show ♪

♪ Welcome to the Cuphead Show ♪

♪ Welcome to The Cuphead Show ♪

♪ Welcome to the Cuphead Show ♪

♪ Welcome to The Cuphead Show ♪

♪ Welcome to the Cuphead Show ♪

♪ Welcome to this land of sugar ♪

♪ Welcome to this land of sugar Everything is simply grand ♪

♪ Welcome to this land of sugar Welcome to this land of sweets ♪

♪ Well, if you're looking for fun ♪

♪ Where the streets are lined with goodies In this land of tasty treats ♪

♪ Where there's good and bad And then there's in between ♪

♪ Where there's good and there's bad And then there's in between ♪

♪ With Cuphead and Mugman You'll see what I mean ♪

♪ With treats! ♪

♪ Yes we're looking for fun ♪

♪ Yes, I am number one sea beast ♪

♪ Yes, we're looking for fun ♪

The Cuphead Show! (2022) - Season 2
The Cuphead Show! is an animated television series based on the critically acclaimed video game "Cuphead," which was developed and published by StudioMDHR. The show, which premiered on Netflix in 2020, has been a massive hit among fans and critics alike, thanks to its stunning animation style, unique setting, and vibrant characters. Set in the 1930s, The Cuphead Show! follows the adventures of Cuphead and his brother Mugman as they navigate the mysterious Inkwell Isles. The dynamic duo finds themselves in trouble when they accidentally make a deal with the devil and must now collect the souls of various villains to repay their debt. Along the way, they encounter a diverse range of boss battles, colorful characters, and challenging situations. The Cuphead Show! Season 2 is one of the most highly anticipated releases in 2022, as fans are eager to continue following the incredible journey of Cuphead and Mugman. Season 2 promises to deliver even more action, humor, and heartwarming moments, building upon the success of the first season. The show boasts a talented and diverse voice cast, with Tru Valentino lending his voice to Cuphead, and Frank Todaro voicing Mugman. Other well-known voice actors include Grey Griffin, Joe Catte, and Maurice LaMarche, who bring to life a variety of lovable and quirky characters. In addition to its exciting plot and engaging characters, The Cuphead Show! captivates its audience with its stunning animation style. Inspired by the golden age of animation, the show beautifully recreates the hand-drawn, watercolor aesthetic of classic cartoons. Each frame is meticulously crafted, bringing the Inkwell Isles to life with its vibrant colors, fluid movements, and imaginative character designs. Alongside the release of The Cuphead Show! Season 2, fans can also enjoy the show's incredible soundtrack. The music, composed by Kristofer Maddigan, perfectly captures the essence of the 1930s jazz era, while also featuring a unique blend of big band, ragtime, and Dixieland influences. Maddigan's talents as a composer shine through each track, enhancing the show's atmosphere and adding another layer of immersion to the viewer's experience. The Cuphead Show! Season 2 will be available to stream on Netflix, allowing fans to immerse themselves once again in the rich and captivating world of the Inkwell Isles. With its combination of compelling storytelling, mesmerizing animation, and unforgettable music, the show is sure to leave a lasting impression on viewers of all ages. If you're a fan of The Cuphead Show! or simply enjoy the incredible music it has to offer, you can now play and download these delightful sounds here. Whether you want to listen to the jazzy soundtrack while you work, immerse yourself in the world of the Inkwell Isles, or simply relive your favorite moments from the show, these sounds are sure to bring a smile to your face. So, mark your calendars and get ready for another thrilling adventure in The Cuphead Show! Season 2. With its fantastic cast, stunning animation, and mesmerizing soundtrack, this animated series is guaranteed to entertain and captivate audiences. Make sure to catch up on the first season if you haven't already, and get ready to join Cuphead and Mugman as they continue their quest to repay their debt and save their souls.
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