The Cuphead Show! (2022) - Season 2 Edit

A cyclops with an eye patch.

A g g g g ghost? That's right!

A gift?

A little worried now.

A memento of the family I love.

A moment, Moog Maan!

A real pirate!

A real, real pirate!

A surprise?

A symbol of me enduring devotion, me undying affection…

Actually, my name is…

Actually, you were right the whole time!

Adventure!

After all this trauma, I think I deserve a little treat.

After all, I broke rule number one.

Agreed!

Ah jeez.

Ah, banana oil! I've had it with you and your worrying!

Ah, burning passion, dead octopus, yadda, yadda, yadda.

Ah, calm down.

Ah, come on, Mugsy, don't be sore. I'm just having a little fun.

Ah, home sweet home.

Ah, how about I give you a ten second head start though?

Ah, I ain't too worried about it.

Ah, well, excuse me for caring about you staying in one piece!

Ah, what a delicious day.

Ah, yes.

Ah, yoo hoo!

Ah, you said the same exact thing when you wanted my free pie coupon.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! And oh, hey, hey.

Ah! We sure showed her!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Now, where were we?

Ah…

Ah…

Ah…

Ah…

Ah…

Ahem. I know all of you are angry.

Ain't you gonna eat my sweets?

All I know is we gotta get out of here.

All right, all right.

All right, Chalice. Enough already! Now take

All right, enough already, go to bed.

All right, let's find that new brother.

All right, this can't miss.

All right, varmint, you win.

All right, you let our friend out of that painting this instant!

All right. We'll both hold it.

All the brothers are already taken.

All those chumps who gave me free stuff?

Almost perfect.

Almost there!

Amusement park!

Amusement park!

Anchors aweigh! Hard to starboard!

And be just like you, Cuphead,

And become you, Cuphead!

And Cuphead, shave that beard.

And don't come back until you learn some self control!

And don't you forget,

And effortlessly tempts us into unhinged depravity."

And goodbye.

And he's always got a few tricks up his sleeve.

And he's inspiring me to appreciate the finer things,

And how does that work exactly?

And I can possess people.

And I couldn't just take his soul out and eat it

And I don't care what it is. [grunts]

And I don't wanna spend 'em trapped in a painting.

And I have his pitchfork?

And I wanna go to the movies.

And I was forced to build this cabin and lodge here until spring.

And I was lucky to get away. Cookies were pretty good though, huh?

And I've always got a few tricks up my sleeve.

And isn't that joy worth the cost of an eensy weensy, little bit of money?

And it has been precisely 31 days,

And it hasn't worked once.

And it ruined my life.

And it's true, Chalice is a lying, grifting, friend abandoning thief who

And my lobster!

And now we don't have any firewood for the winter.

And one of these! I've always wanted one of these!

And rule number two! Eat all the candy you desire,

And see where that gets you!

And Slim just drowned.

And stack it neatly…

And the movie?

And the next day, and the next day, and the next day too.

And the next minute we're going nowhere.

And then he had this… this… this sweater.

And then I set the city on fire, uh, hmm…

And then they destroyed the whole carnival!

And they left all their stuff.

And this time it'll be forever!

And today is your lucky day.

And tonight with Ludwig, I ate lobster.

And we wind up at the big house.

And we're all dirty and scuffed.

And what's Elder Kettle gotta do if he wants that picture?

And why hasn't he chopped a single piece of firewood?

And with only the waning vestiges of daylight remaining,

And wouldn't you know it? He couldn't name "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star."

And you you won't zap me?

And you can keep your snooty piano instructor.

And you take us on a high seas adventure.

And you're breaking rule number two as we speak.

And your hair…

And your soul debt has expired?

And your stupid crooked hat!

Angry mob? Hmm.

Any ideas, Chalice?

Anything can happen.

Anything!

Anyway, I gotta lay low for a while, but we'll hang out again soon. Promise!

Anyway! Let us go, my boy.

Apparently, they got a problem with that.

Are Are you having any p p paranormal issues?

Are ya kidding?

Are you aware your hat is on crooked?

Are you having any paranormal issues?

Are you okay?

Are you ready to talk about, uh, Diaper Baby?

Are you still here?

Argh!

Argh.

As instructed, please come prepared with two monologues and a song.

As much as I love prison, my place is with Cuphead.

As per usu [screams]

As upsetting as the Diaper Baby is to Elder Kettle, it sure is funny.

Auf wiedersehen!

Aw, boss, you've been in here for days.

Aw, gee, Cuphead.

Aw, jeez.

Aw, licorice sticks! They escaped?

Aw, nuts.

Aw, nuts.

Aw, she said she was gonna eat us.

Aw, why can't there be anyone like Cuphead?

Aw! Exquisite.

Aww, thanks, Devil, but actually…

Aye, me sweet slaughters all who dare approach.

B but boss, they're untamed primordial beings.

Back to my real brother. I'm not getting shattered with you!

Be my new brother!

Because I choose to nurture the next wave of talent, you!

Bedelia,

Been nice knowing you, pal!

Before his very eyes!

Being on the inside changes a mug.

Being prepared is my middle name.

Being the three ding dongs was fun while it lasted.

Belinda,

Between the flour and sugar, where it's always been.

Bite your tongue! Or me sword will bite it for ye.

Blech! For the last time, I don't eat disgusting children.

Bleh.

Bonnie,

Bonnie!

Boo Boo.

Boo.

Boo.

Boring old Mugman

Bought what? We really are making him a surprise.

Bowlboy, Cuphead.

Bowlboy's always got a few tricks up his sleeve.

Boys, we got ourselves a gold mine.

Boys! There you are.

Boys?

Bravo, bravo!

Brineybeard, where are we?

Brineybeard!

Brineybeard! Brineybeard! [squawks]

Bring him back, you live!

Bring me my second finest demon!

Brother of Moog Maan, what you just did, how did you do it?

Bullseye! [laughs]

Burn them all!

But But it's in the story. Uh, we're supposed to kiss!

But also quite handsome."

But did her dancing not bring you joy?

But don't practice and you certainly won't."

But Elder Kettle!

But his dumb brother grabbed his soul and stuffed it back in,

But I am literally just about to

But I cannot even begin to imagine the fourth finest demons.

But I filled up on tiramisu.

But I thought we were… [screaming] …brothers!

But I'll be honest with ye, our chances of survival are slim to none.

But I'm afraid I must eat you and your crew now.

But if you work hard today…

But it looks like I'm on my own again.

But it's still big enough for the two of you.

But keep it under your straw, boys. Mum's the word. It's a secret.

But nothing scares me anymore.

But now we can ride our bikes together, together!

But slightly smaller.

But sometimes one must go to extremes to do the things one wishes to do.

But that doesn't mean Cuphead won't get worse.

But that was supposed to be my dream, and my $10,000,

But that's a story for another time.

But that's all we have.

But that's Elder Kettle's truck.

But they'll be back.

But this'll do.

But we deserve the blame.

But we destroyed your camera.

But we did that one together.

But we tell each other everything, and you owe me for the candy.

But we won't be avoiding her candy!

But we're gonna do it my way.

But what if anyone can use it?

But why?

But with you and your brother's hard work,

But you don't even know what the flavor of the day is!

But you two will never charm your way into my cookie jar!

Bye, I guess.

Cala Maria! Hi!

Call me The.

Can you help with that?

Can your old pal Chalice stick around?

Can't you try to get along for your Elder Kettle?

Candy!

Careless, and simply unhinged.

Catch!

Chalice, it's for you.

Chalice!

Chalice!

Chalice?

Checkers? Without helmets?

Close the door, boys.

Come on, Bowlsy, we got a jetpack to make.

Come on, fellas, huddle up.

Come on, get up. Look what a beautiful day it is.

Come on!

Come on. I'll prove it to ya.

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

Come to Mama!

Come, get inside before you catch cold.

Convince a dreaded sea beast that a big rock loves her?

Crawdad?

Crawdads?

Cup?

Cuphead can't play in the recital

Cuphead, are you crazy?

Cuphead, Bowlboy.

Cuphead, what happened to your straw?

Cuphead!

Cuphead!

Cuphead!

Cuphead!

Cuphead!

Cuphead! I was just

Cuphead?

Cuphead?

Cuphead?

Cuphead? Cuphead!

Cuphead? Look.

Danke.

Dear boy, piano isn't for everyone. [chuckles]

Definitely got enough for ice cream now.

Details. I want details.

Dice is the only one left.

Did I mention the grand prize is $10,000?

Did I say that?

Did you hear that, Henchman? Unhinged depravity! [laughs]

Did you just launch my axe?

Did you just say expired soul debt? He just said expired soul debt.

Did you say… rat?

Dinner. Your name is dinner.

Do I?

Do not fret, young master.

Do you have any idea what it's like

Do you have any idea what you've just done?

Don't call me baby.

Don't expect me to pick up the pieces when you get shattered!

Don't forget, I was the most decorated Cub Scout in my troop.

Don't listen to him. Think about it.

Don't move!

Don't touch that cake!

Don't worry, we're busting out of this joint,

Don't you realize winter's coming?

Don't you think I want that? I need permission!

Down the deal, around the thing, up the doodad, through the

Duh, boss, wakey, wakey.

Eh, don't sweat it. I would've done the same thing if I were you.

Eh, I ain't too worried about it.

Eh, I ain't too worried about it.

Eh, I ain't too worried about it. Now that the Baroness is gone,

Eh, I got crawdads to catch.

Eh, I got crawdads to eat.

Eh, I'm over it.

Eh, Ludwig was a no show.

Eh, who needs lobster when there's free crawdads down at the crick?

Eh, why not try a little something like this?

Eh.

Eh.

Eh. Probably.

Eight seconds…

Elder Kettle?

Enjoy your flavors of the day!

Enjoy your recital, Coop Haad.

Errands are pretty great.

Every night at 1:30, a boat arrives with a laundry truck on it.

Ew! And what's this thing?

Exactly.

Except she abandoned us and then never came to visit us in prison.

Except this one.

Except we're still candy.

Excuse me!

Excuse me!

Excuse me!

Excuse me.

Fail and I destroy you!

Fear?

Fine, go! Who needs you, Officer Bulbface of the fun police?!

Fine, I'll help.

Fine! I will!

First, he lost at Soul Ball,

First, I tortured some children, then I…

Fish guts?

Five,

Five, four, three, two…

Fix the hat! Fix the hat!

Food!

For the inspiration. See?

For the last time, Cuphead, I'm making the best of it.

For you this time.

Four…

Freedom!

Funny. Huh! I thought you didn't want to always do everything together.

Furthermore, the bylaws of Subsection 7, Paragraph 7 through 37,

Gee, I had no idea.

Gee, uh, what's in the box, mister?

Gee. Was it something I said?

Gesundheit.

Get back over here! Oh!

Get it? Honey? Pollen?

Get off of me, you stupid goat!

Get out!

Get rid of bright boy over there, and Cuphead's all ours.

Ghost removers!

Ghost removers.

Ghost? How many ghosts you know can do this?

Gimme that!

Give it up.

Give me back those sweets!

Give us Chalice! Give us Chalice!

Give us Chalice! Give us Chalice! Give us

Go to the surface, torment some souls, blow off some steam.

Godfrey Daniel!

Good as new.

Good day!

Good idea, Chalice.

Good job, Chalice.

Good morning, Ludwig!

Good work, Mugsy.

Good! Then you'll be used to it,

Good. I'm outta here.

Goodbye, Mugbeard.

Goodbye!

Got that blood out of your jumpsuit.

Gotcha!

Gotcha!

Great for me.

Great job.

Great.

Great. Let's go!

Great. Me too.

Great. Since we let that varmint in, now it's an apology cake,

Guten tag.

Guys, guys!

Ha!

Ha! Nobody said anything about you two driving.

Ha! There's nothing you can take from me that I care about.

Half the work's done already.

Hand it over.

Haunted.

Have fun tickling the ivories, you weirdos.

He doesn't even say your name right.

He's armed and insane.

He's gonna be so proud of me!

He's gonna kill us!

He's gotta do what he promised.

Head!

Hear us? He's gonna kill us.

Heh! Oh, I think I know exactly what's gonna happen.

Heh? Heh?

Hello!

Hello?

Help me, boys.

Here we go, boys.

Here, take the deed.

Here, you should have this. It belongs to you.

Here.

Here's what I remember.

Here's your blankie, Miss Cyclops.

Hey, are those pain stars spinning around your heads?

Hey, are you mad at me or something?

Hey, Chalice is a great friend.

Hey, Cuphead, try this on for size.

Hey, dummy! I still have my soul.

Hey, I I guess we both didn't handle things too well back there.

Hey, it's me, Chalice!

Hey, kid!

Hey, lady! You want this?

Hey, look, mister, we were just looking for a high seas adventure, that's all.

Hey, look!

Hey, Mugsy, I didn't eat any candy.

Hey, Mugsy, we're gonna need some more frosting.

Hey, my club!

Hey, that's real acid.

Hey, there's a review. Of you!

Hey, these ain't me legs!

Hey, uh, Briney?

Hey, wait a minute. Where's our piggy bank?

Hey, wait, I didn't eat any candy.

Hey, what happened to the amusement park?

Hey, what's the big idea?

Hey, when you think about it…

Hey, you know what I would do if I was you?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! [chuckles] I guess you're right.

Hey! Close the window! You know I hate fighting when it's drafty.

Hey! His heartfelt speech was just a distraction

Hey! That does feel pretty good!

Hey! That's my song!

Hey! Those aren't for you!

Hey! Where you going?

Hey! Who are you?

Hey! You ding dongs wanna grab some ice cream?

Hi! Looking great, boss.

Hiya, fellas!

Hmm, don't mind if I do.

Hmm!

Hmm!

Hmm? Oh yeah. And the ocean keeps getting bigger.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Guess I'll have to find a brother the old fashioned way.

Hmm. I'd show ya, but what's in it for me?

Hmm. She doesn't seem so creepy.

Hmm. Would you say that you're half a ghost?

Holy Toledo, is that…

Homemade jetpack!

Honestly, Mugsy, when we was kids,

Honk, honk.

Hopefully, we'll avoid her. She's a little creepy.

Horseman Number Two is right.

How How delightfully charming.

How about a nice, relaxing game of checkers?

How about now?

How about…

How could you do this to me?

How does she do that?

How many times do I have to tell you boys, uh…

Howdy, Harry Hatchetface.

Huh! Let's see him get around the kitchen now.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? [pops]

Huh? Where'd he go?

Huh. The shore keeps getting smaller.

Huh. Three o'clock, and not a single contusion.

Hurry, Mugsy!

Hurry!

Hurt you?

I 'unno. I just played what felt right.

I ain't afraid of no hay maze horse head!

I ain't too worried about it.

I already found a new brother!

I am going to get that soul one way or another.

I am so angry right now.

I am the Devil.

I am too overprotective.

I became known as Diaper Baby.

I believe you have something of mine.

I call lookout!

I can disappear.

I can fly.

I can't reach!

I can't stand seeing you like this.

I cannot be with someone so very cruel to the Ice Cream Man!

I certainly don't need you.

I could use a little, uh, breeze back here.

I did that self control thing Mugman was talking about.

I didn't do that,

I didn't have any…

I didn't make it.

I didn't? Well, that sounds like something I should have said.

I do not believe that would be in my best interest.

I don't get it.

I don't get out much.

I don't know.

I don't remember that.

I don't think so, lady.

I don't want crawdads!

I don't want to hear another word about Chalice or cookies ever again.

I dropped you and shattered your legs.

I eat your candy, I end up in an oven.

I entered us in it earlier.

I feel like my old wicked self again.

I forgot.

I give up not giving up. [sobs softly]

I got a lot of plans for these next 100 years,

I got a new hat.

I got an idea!

I guess I didn't think that one through.

I guess now we're not gonna make it to the movie!

I guess they left.

I guess we'll let ourselves in.

I guess you could say I ain't too worried about it.

I had no idea you were such a

I have never frozen in terror!

I have recounted the souls 36 times and have yet to locate

I have to apologize to the Ice Cream Man.

I hereby claim ownership of this cottage and all its contents.

I just love ice cream truck music playing at full blast.

I just play what feels right.

I just wanted ice cream.

I just wanted to hang out with you two porcelain dum dums again.

I know what it's like to be abandoned.

I like how that sounds.

I like those odds.

I loathe you too, Lud Whoa!

I loathe you.

I love tricks!

I made it. It's just like that horse head that scared you when we were little.

I made our bikes into a tandem bike.

I mean who can't name "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"? Hmm?

I mean, who can't name "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"?

I must put on my non driving gloves.

I must remove my driving gloves.

I need to deliver the mail.

I need to get out there and be the Devil I was born to be.

I offered you all the sweet treats you desire.

I only bring joy and delicious treats!

I only eat sweet treats.

I patched up the holes in your favorite socks.

I really had my heart set on ice cream.

I refuse to board without permission.

I remembered when I saw this flier.

I said don't look!

I said, "Cheese!"

I said, don't look at me!

I said, what're you doing?

I see exactly where this is going. Nowheres.

I see what you're doing there, Mugsy.

I set the timer, took my place,

I should probably try it out before I judge.

I still can't find my glasses.

I suppose you have left me no options.

I tell ya, Cuphead, she was messing with us.

I think I will give it a lick.

I think we'd have more control if we both held onto it.

I thought they were sweets.

I told ya you were a little scaredy cup.

I told you so. Now fork it over.

I told you we shouldn't have hung out with her.

I tried to tell ya.

I utterly loathe you!

I wanna be reckless like you!

I wanna go home!

I want to learn from you, Cuphead,

I want to obliterate all of you,

I want you out of here this instant, missy!

I was hoping for a cake.

I was, uh, picturing less shipwrecks.

I wasn't finished. Painted red purp orange!

I will eat your soul!

I wish I'd never suggested we find new brothers.

I won,

I worried too much.

I, myself, am the undisclosed location.

I'd hug you if my spine wasn't shattered.

I'd take my pitchfork and have some fun.

I'll be over in the morning to pick you up.

I'll freeze to death! I'll starve!

I'll get my coat.

I'll just turn my back in case you want to sneak a bite.

I'll keep worrying about stuff, and you keep not worrying about stuff,

I'll never get my family photo.

I'll never give up on love.

I'm a baroness.

I'm a real pirate!

I'm a terrible person!

I'm a weenie who's afraid of everything.

I'm a wild little bowl.

I'm about to make a lot of people very miserable.

I'm afraid the flavor of the day is

I'm afraid you're going to have to miss out on our errands today.

I'm being chased by an angry mob.

I'm coming to get you, boys!

I'm glad it happened.

I'm going nuts!

I'm gonna turn around, and you're gonna be holding that stupid

I'm gonna win that $10,000,

I'm happy for you.

I'm happy you're happy for me.

I'm here to

I'm in.

I'm just saying.

I'm looking for that kid that was doing all those crazy stunts!

I'm not a jerk, you are!

I'm not a real pirate. I'm a fake pirate.

I'm not one to rub it in, but as you can now clearly see,

I'm not raising a bum.

I'm not sure. Hand me the compass.

I'm okay!

I'm running as fast as I can. [panting] We're not gonna make it!

I'm scared, Cuphead.

I'm sick of you always touching my stuff!

I'm so sorry. [chuckles]

I'm sorry I was so very cruel!

I'm sorry, buddy, I had to do it.

I'm sorry, Cuphead.

I'm sorry, what was your name again?

I'm sure we'll have more than enough to survive the winter.

I'm throwing everything I've got at that cup.

I'm too soft for prison!

I'm very happy for you.

I've already chopped up all the firewood.

I've been looking for you two.

I've got everything I need right here.

I've looked everywhere.

I've never done any of this crazy stuff before.

I've read the fairy tales.

Ice Cream Man!

Ice Cream Man!

Ice Cream Man! Come back!

Ice Cream Man?

Ice Cream Man?

Ice Cream Man?

Ice Cream Man?

If he doesn't have any hands!

If we end up eaten or turned to stone, we'll all know whose fault it is.

If ye do help me get her back, I'll be forever in your debt.

If you have failed to collect a soul within a 30 day period,

If you want something done right, I guess you have to do it yourself.

Impenetrable, invisible sweater.

In fact, I can't leave Sugarland on account of an ancient curse.

In fact, I planned to eat you on our first date.

In fact, this might be a good time to call it a day.

In fact, we do everything for you!

In my defense, I thought you'd think it was funny.

Instead of a do something nice for Kettle so he'll do something nice for us cake.

Is because Elder Kettle and I worry about everything for you.

Is it time for my

Is it… her?

Is that all you do?

Is that what I think it is?

Is this some kind of jealousy thing involving Cuphead?

Is this thing safe?

Isn't that right, Cuphead?

It can't be.

It doesn't.

It has become blatantly apparent that the Devil is losing his touch"?

It haunted me my entire childhood.

It is a pleasure to watch you in action.

It is a tasty looking castle.

It is exquisite!

It is off.

It takes two to blame game!

It was a cake, but…

It was all his idea!

It was for your own safety.

It was great!

It was invisible and impenetrable and dumb,

It was nice not being on our own.

It was only teensy weensy.

It'll be a memento of the family I love.

It's 'cause I love you, baby.

It's a pie.

It's a present.

It's a real Bowlboy doozy!

It's all I listen to.

It's for people who don't give in to every temptation.

It's getting old.

It's just a giant crab monster.

It's just one little rat. We can handle him ourselves.

It's kinda nice not being on my own, and we could do it all again tomorrow.

It's me, Brineybeard!

It's Mount Mugmore!

It's not back here.

It's not under here.

It's obviously…

It's our turn to go out into the world and have some fun.

It's over.

It's September! How could you possibly not eat your candy for that long?

It's stuck.

It's Sugarland.

It's the perfect scam.

It's the same as the old one, still at a jaunty angle,

It's the way out!

It's working!

It's your…

It's… It's…

Jealous that your musical adventure is at its dawn,

Jeez, all that argh ing is really hard on the throat.

Jeez, Chalice is really laying it on thick.

Just a bit of a mix up!

Just a little.

Just a teensy weensy [sighs]

Just bring him to me, and I'll rip out his soul.

Just gotta find some…

Just listen to how good this sounds.

Just listen to these headlines.

Just me and my pitchfork and, uh…

Just not my candy castle.

Just release the tension in your hands.

Just think about it this way.

Kettle, Mugman.

Kettle, Mugman. Mug… man?

Kettle, Mugman. Mugman…

Kid, I don't have the slightest idea what you are talking about.

Know what that makes ye?

Lame.

Lame.

Last chance.

Lay it on me, Double B.

Led by the heart of a mighty hero."

Lemme get this straight. I no longer owe him my soul,

Let me guess, you're gonna eat us after all?

Let me tell you about this cup.

Let's face it, Mugman.

Like a pirate, but better.

Like music, culture, and lobster.

Long ago, my mother entered me into a Cutest Baby contest.

Look at all that ocean.

Look at the muscles on this guy.

Look what I found.