Better Call Saul - Season 1 Edit

A deal is what they got O.J.

A deal they should feel lucky to have.

A few more early retirements.

A flight risk? We...

A good magician never reveals his secrets.

A measly 26 grand?

A retainer.

A stipend... There's gonna be one every week.

A what?

A... Absolutely.

Aah! Son of a bitch!

Absolutely. That's a ball. 1 1.

Accusing him of petty theft.

Actually, he's about your age.

Actually, I do owe them...

Actually, I don't have Mr. Mcgill at the moment,

Actually, it's getting arrested that makes people look guilty,

Address unknown.

Admitted to us that he keeps most portions of his business

Admitting wrongdoing and

After I worked my ass off finagling with the D.A.,

After the misunderstanding about your, uh,

After.

After. After.

Again? Really? There's no other way.

Ahh.

All of it.

All of them, out on the street.

All right,

All right, all right!

All right, g... I'm though the neck bone now, dude.

All right, we've got G 48...

All right, well, I got a job for you.

All right, what do we have here?

All right.

All right.

All right. All right, fine.

All right. Oh, my God.

All right. Wait, wait.

All right. Well, there you go. She slows down.

All right... which you should be taking.

All the corner boys would give him the high five.

All the finest babes would smile at him

All the more reason not to tear it down

Am I correct in assuming we're now square?

An underdeveloped 19 year old brain.

And Anderson leads things off

And boom!

And carve you up like a Ginsu knife.

And clearly, you know how to take a header, right?

And Craig goes to prison for decades.

And everybody wanted to be his friend.

And everything else so long.

And figured that some day, you'd be solid gone.

And for Christ's sakes, take the deal.

And frankly, I don't go looking for guilty people to represent.

And go to jail for a year and a half.

And he'd feel that first cold wind

And he's had a great start this season.

And here it comes.

And hope that he would smile back.

And I bet if we were in church right now, I'd get a big "amen!"

And I can't even challenge their admission into evidence

And I get it...

And I got the whole thing on video.

And I no longer require your services.

And I won't have it!

And I, for one, believe he's gonna lick this thing.

And I'd be in a mess of trouble... a real pickle...

And I'm gonna pay you back, too.

And I'm picking up where I left off!

And I'm sorry, boys, but that's what you are...

And I've been trying to get acclimated to it.

And if they choose to stack charges,

And in Cicero, he was the man.

And innocent people get arrested every day.

And it's just like... whatever.

And makes the grab.

And Maui Wowie right through labor day.

And once she's seen the fireworks,

And she's coming into holiday park.

And since that person is, uh...

And summer's gonna last forever.

And thank you for restoring my faith in the judicial system.

And that puts one away here in the second inning.

And that's really gonna knock down visibilities.

And the action never stops.

And the current political environment,

And the expiration is 11/04.

And the fumes are quite horrid.

And the hospital,

And the reason why, as that hard, compacted layer swells

And the two of you agreed that since, as everybody knows,

And then it breaks up in the spring,

And then, in the spring, thaws back out and settles back down.

And there's a big difference.

And there's horizontal compaction.

And there's nothing you can do about it.

And these are not up for debate.

And they find themselves in a little room

And they just... Went a little bananas.

And they refuse to play it.

And this is the most important part... You don't know me.

And typically, when money goes missing

And walking across the parking lot, just now... boom...

And when September finally rolled around

And when you come back, cover... yeah?

And where it won't during today's iron talk.

And why was it made out to me... Why not Chuck?

And you certainly will never be able to spend any of it.

And you get an additional sticker.

And you most likely wouldn't serve all of it.

And you... Will... Atone!

And you're gonna fall on her mercy and take that deal.

And your can do attitude...

And your family is worth it.

And, again, snow covered roads

And, most importantly, win!

And, uh, I want you to see this one.

And, uh, I'll be out of your hair.

And, you know, given your passion

Anything you want to say to me about what you found in here? Hmm?

Anyway, as you well know,

Are gonna be definitely likely this evening,

Are you all right?

As good as the one she already has.

At Kit Carson Elementary.

At the time, but

Awesome. Where do they put it?

Backing up!

Because he wrote them to himself.

Because I was in that court back there

Because I'm Saul Goodman, attorney at law.

Because we were told you win cases.

Before I do any more P.D. Work for this shitty court!

Best case scenario is my 2 year plan

Betsy Kettleman's her name.

Betsy!

Better call Saul.

Better... It was slip 'n fall season.

Big swath of light to moderate snow

Bingo!

Bottom line here...

Brenda, looking good. Nice do.

Buddy, look at me. Are you okay?

Buddy, say something. Cal, what are you...

Business is that good?

But before we get to the nitty gritty,

But he would have to say he was guilty.

But I got to ask you... Your best day ever,

But I know he'd...

But if you're being honest... I mean, well, really honest,

But instead of going after them,

But it looks like it's gonna be clear tonight.

But it must have been good.

But it's a nice thought, Jimmy.

But nevertheless straightforward choice to make here.

But not Jimmy.

But one to which I'm very much committed.

But otherwise, you know, open season.

But really, you're calling for me.

But so would you, Mrs. Kettleman.

But the bribe... w... we're back to calling it a bribe?...

But the day of reckoning is here.

But they can't.

But think about what you just said.

But typically, when that happens,

But we came to you people

But we've already paid you a retainer.

But you have to convince them to come back to HHM.

But you know I've got a lot invested at HHM.

But you're missing the bigger picture.

But you're tough people.

But your other choice...

But, dude... but, dude, pipe down. Chill out, would you?

But, I mean, you said that you would fight for us.

But, Jimmy...

But, man, oh, man, not having it... No.

But, you know, aren't.

But...

By a momentary, minute,

Cal, Cal! Look at me!

Cal? Lars? Whoever... Oh, damn it!

Call 911.

Call me crazy, but I don't think they deserve

Camping trip, the D.A. was concerned you might be a flight risk.

Can he make his way to the bank?

Can we dial it down, you know, just a notch?

Can we talk?

Cases at 700 bucks a shot.

Cases like these is a big factor.

Chao chi c'ung, ladies! Chao chi c'ung!

Chao chi c'ung, Mrs. Nguyen.

Chao chi c'ung!

Chill out.

Christ, you should see my office.

Chuck doesn't work here anymore.

Chuck, whose side are you on?

Chuck, you there?!

Chuck, you up there?

Chuck?

Chuck?

Chuck?

Chuck...

Claustrophobic, little closet that smells like acetone.

Close your eyes. What color is it?

Cocobolo desk.

Come on already.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Yeah, baby, yeah!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on!

Come on. Come on.

Come sweeping off lake Michigan, he knew it was coming.

Come what may.

Coming up after more news.

Congratulations, Miss. You've won a, um...

Could be the altitude.

Could be the most profitable 30 seconds of your lives.

Could you excuse me for a moment?

Count is 0 1.

Craig is innocent, and we expect you to prove that.

Craig,

Craig...

Created by doing some tillage

Criminals have no recourse. And you two...

Crochet a runner for the table.

Cucumber water for customer only!

Damn straight. Go with God.

Déjà vu. Hello, again.

Designed to make it look like Chuck still works here.

Didn't rub off on the rest of your family.

Disagreed with their defense strategy.

Do good work, and the clients will come.

Do you feel doomed?

Do you have news about our case?

Do you like cats, Miss, uh...

Do you need us to sign that little paper?

Do you remember 19?

Do you want me to call security?

Don't call the police.

Don't call... don't call the police. Don't call the police.

Don't do anything, guys. Just relax, all right?

Don't have enough stickers!

Don't let false allegations bully you into an unfair fight.

Don't look back.

Don't you think, Mr. Mcgill?

Down from 30 years.

Dream big, I say.

Duck your heads, 'cause here comes another number.

Dude, get off!

Dude, he's dead. They suck it all out, dumbass.

Dude, I dare you to stick your wang in the throat hole.

Eh, I was saving it for someone.

Either way, that's up to her.

Elder law?

Elder. Do you think...

Employee of the month over here!

Ergo, a falsis principiis proficisci.

Even at your age, that's got to hurt.

Even on a good day, you and logic are...

Even the innocent ones,

Every penny would have to be present...

Every single penny.

Every weekday between 2:25 and 2:50,

Fact one... Nobody got hurt, not a soul.

Fact two... Now, the prosecution

False principles, but it's not...

Felix can wash himself.

Figure this may be just the place.

Financial Times.

Fine.

Fine. You win. Hooray for you.

Finnish, uh, translating into...

First pitch... curve ball for a strike.

First thing tomorrow...

Five stickers, six stickers... I don't know from stickers

For Christ's sakes, guys.

For our clients, given each individual case.

For returning lost property? Wow,

For some of the stupid decisions I made

For starters, they've got reams of checks

For the kids.

For the third time with these bull crap contract counsel...

For the whole embezzlement kerfuffle.

For what we did when we were 19...

For which you are clearly the prime suspect.

For your hasty decision to terminate her services,

Four of these chairs are Chuck's.

Frankly, we've worked very hard to stave off an arrest.

From a jury are very slim.

From practically nothing, I might add...

From the broken bow area down toward Kearney, Hastings,

From the county treasury... And the number here is,

Funny story.

Funny to run into you, Betsy.

Furthermore, does... Does this steaming pile of crap

Get some French tips.

Get you a big, fancy desk in here.

Gets bigger every time I look at it.

Getting a favorable verdict at trial.

Give Chuck my love, would you?

Give me your phone.

Give those gentlemen a gold star.

Give you back some of the razzmatazz.

Go ahead... Reimburse yourself.

Go talk this thing out."

Go!

God, I... I'll be right back.

Good morning.

Good morning. Come on in.

Got a decent size conference room...

Got it.

Got my mail?

Got to look successful to be successful. Am I right?

Grand Island... That is all moving in our direction.

Great view.

Ground yourself?

Guys, that's... that's all we know.

Hamlin owes you everything.

Hamlin, Hamlin, Mcgill?

Hamlin's making you a chump!

Hand it over.

Hand to God, I wasn't gonna say this, but you are broke.

Happy ending.

Happy to be of help, Betsy. May I call you "Betsy"?

Have opponents of freedom wrongly intimidated you?

He didn't... he didn't mean to. Let me just... Aah! Aah! Oh!

He doesn't. He never will again.

He is. He's a stickler with the money.

He just got his bell rung a little.

He lived a long way from here

He says we fell in the honeypot. He says "more money."

He understands the situation.

He would biff it so hard,

He wrote for false expenses.

He'd find a nice, smooth patch of ice.

He'd pick his spot, wait for it to get busy,

He's all right.

He's concerned.

He's concerned.

He's getting threatening voicemails from you

He's guilty as sin.

He's just got to learn, that's all.

He's young, looking to make his mark.

Hello?

Help break up the compaction issues

Here are your files.

Here we are.

Here you go. Just bring them back when you're done.

Here, let me do it.

Here.

Here's what I know...

Hey, Chuck, um, can you not read that for a second?

Hey, Jack. Hey, Nate. Hey, Aaron.

Hey, Mrs. Watson's fourth period biology class,

Hey, not my client anymore...

Hey, that's when it all goes south.

Hey, there.

Hey, yeah, you... What is the matter with you?

Hey, yo, hold up.

Hey.

Hey. Hey, your leg. Oh, I'm gonna do this one.

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman, and I will do the fighting for you.

Hi. Okay.

His secretary's still on payroll.

Hit and run? That's very serious.

Hmm.

Hmm. Oh, the kid will be fine. Don't worry.

Hoffman, too.

Holiday park.

Honey child, I ain't even got a trace of ya.

Hooray! Give him a medal!

Hope you didn't promise them too much.

Hopefully, whatever you are

How about I don't?

How about Vanguard law?

How about we go to my office and discuss this?

How about you wait out here?

How could you not recognize the mind games, the scams, the...

How did you find us?

How did you take it?

How does the license plate start?

How may I direct your call?

How may I direct your call?

How much did you clear?

How was that?

How would we proceed

How you gonna fix this?

How's 2 grand sound?

Howard brought this.

However,

However, after much discussion with the D.A.,

However, circumstances have changed.

However, I would like you to remember two salient facts.

I almost forgot... This month's filings.

I almost lost everything, Jimmy.

I am so proud of you.

I am very sorry, but I'm afraid I can't take your case.

I am...

I appreciate your help. Go home. Go to bed.

I can get started on that defense strategy of ours

I can... I can mediate.

I can't carry both of us.

I can't go on like this.

I can't... I don't... These three young men...

I didn't want to take anything, but Howard was very insistent.

I do all the talking.

I do, in fact.

I don't care what the hell time it is. We're gonna

I don't even have stainless at home.

I don't honestly know.

I don't know what it means, but I just like saying the word

I don't know what you did to piss them off,

I don't know, fellas.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. A station wagon?

I don't know. Just stand... Tighter.

I don't think I exactly promised that.

I don't want to leave them in the car.

I doubt I could get you a deal

I doubt you'll be able to do more for them than we were offering.

I feel like I can breathe in here, you know?

I feel like I owe them.

I found something that belongs to you... again.

I get a call from Mr. Ehrmantraut.

I got it.

I got nothing to lose.

I got to get a few more things out of the car.

I got up to two minutes today.

I guess that's what this is.

I hate that terminology.

I have to back up! I need more stickers!

I have to be.

I have to find a way to get better.

I have to get back to work.

I have two siamese cats...

I highly encourage you to go back to HHM.

I hope you all took your heart pills,

I investigate, advocate, persuade,

I just "happen" to be driving by.

I just assumed it was best

I just had a case, Chuck, with three clients...

I just need to file the 4 13s on some of these wills,

I just think a little proactivity may be in order.

I keep telling you... Have patience.

I know it's a big decision.

I know that you don't want to hear it, but you've got to.

I know this is a lot to ask,

I know this is the last thing you want to hear.

I know we're never supposed to say our clients are guilty, but,

I know what I'd do.

I know you're trying to help me,

I know...

I know... Eerie, right.

I like him.

I love it.

I managed to sc**** together...

I mean who needs that aggravation, right?

I mean, Craig, the way you run your office is beyond reproach.

I mean, he's certainly not guilty of some...

I mean, there's no rush.

I mean, we'll know

I mean, when he strolled down the street,

I mean, you got to figure she wouldn't reach out to us

I need to be useful again.

I never asked you that. You didn't have to ask, okay?

I quit already.

I remember what it was like to be a kid. Think back.

I see you hit him. Wham! Aah.

I should have been diplomatic

I stop to see what the trouble is,

I talked.

I tell him,

I think maybe we should sleep on it.

I think we should chat about your deal.

I think your chances of getting a favorable ruling

I understand that you're trying to look out for me,

I understand.

I was a fool to stay away from you,

I was just, uh, strolling the neighborhood.

I was making a turn! He came out of nowhere!

I was speaking to a friend.

I will beat this.

I wouldn't think of, uh, taking your money for this.

I, uh, had a big gulp on the way over.

I... I can see how upset you are, and,

I... I'm closer than ever to partner...

I... it's big... lot of offices.

I... It's just not all there yet.

I... want to see the kitchen.

I'd give anything in the world just to see the face of ya.

I'd like to emphasize again that

I'd say we should expect it.

I'd take the deal.

I'll get you next time.

I'll get your case dismissed.

I'll give you the defense you deserve. Why?

I'll make sure everyone knows that.

I'll take a check!

I'll... I will take that as a "yes."

I'll... I'll handle that. Oh, no.

I'm a lawyer.

I'm certain they would welcome you with open arms.

I'm fine. Please, just sit.

I'm going to get better!

I'm gonna give you a 9.6 for technique,

I'm gonna go back to work,

I'm gonna need some help here.

I'm gonna pay them back... Every penny.

I'm gonna play it cool,

I'm just doing what's in his

I'm not gonna discuss my employee policies with you.

I'm number one on your speed dial,

I'm out here!

I'm practically sleeping on these things back at my place.

I'm Saul Goodman, and I'm here to tell you that they're wrong.

I'm sending...

I'm sorry, okay? I tried. I r... I really did.

I'm sorry. I think, under the circumstances,

I'm sorry. It's... It's this table.

I'm sure Howard would gladly pay the cost

I'm sure there's a solution.

I'm sure there's someone at UNM who can do that.

I'm talking cold that'll freeze the snot right in your nose.

I'm talking wind that'll cut through your jacket

I'm the rising tide that raises all dinghies.

I'm trying to get up to five minutes by next week.

I'm validated for the entire day, okay?

I'm your lawyer. You got that? I'll meet you at the school.

I'm... I'm getting it. Get... Get... Get this out of here.

I've been attempting

I've been doing my damnedest,

I've been meaning to expand, you know?

I've been trying like hell, but I can't.

I've changed my area of specialization,

I've got to.

If Chuck can call this an extended sabbatical,

If I were to guess, I'd say she wouldn't tell you much.

If she had nothing to say.

If the prosecution decides to file,

If there were any money,

If you go to trial, you'll most likely lose,

If you're unhappy with what we presented to you,

Imijo!

In a town called Cicero, Illinois.

In any case, I think we've managed to come up with a deal

In fact, most folks in Cicero were scared of winter,

In misappropriated funds.

In order to pay out my share,

In right center field.

In the top of the second inning here tonight.

In the upstairs bathroom, under the sink?

Is certainly not. He's innocent of any wrongdoing.

Is if there's a $300 hooker sitting in it.

Is she making a sandwich?

Is supposed to be for.

Is this it?

It does not.

It exists. S shh. Now, just...

It includes the stipulation that you return $1.6 million

It was an accident. It was an accident.

It was hand pulled from a copper plate in Paris in 1919.

It was textbook, man.

It...

It'll be a long process,

It'll just be for a little while, okay?

It's a clean slate.

It's a corner office. You got to go with the corner office.

It's a discrepancy, absolutely.

It's a Mercury sable wagon, sure.

It's a Mercury, a 1988 Mercury sable wagon.

It's a real thing.

It's an accounting discrepancy.

It's an experiment, really.

It's been nearly a year since he's set foot in here.

It's booming streets of gold.

It's cozy. Our elderly brethren prefer that, I find.

It's in someone else's hands.

It's just a start. There'll be more...

It's just some case files. I'm out of room at the office.

It's kind of busy here, don't you think?

It's me... your friendly neighborhood ice man.

It's my leg.

It's Ned Beatty, from "Network."

It's never too late for justice. Better call...

It's not like I'm a recluse.

It's not some

It's not that, Jimmy. It's a loser case.

It's okay, Brenda, we got it.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay, Betsy. It's got to be...

It's painful, I know...

It's right on here. Take a look.

It's simply a matter of professional courtesy.

It's the lovely young lady in the back.

It's the only chip those Kettlemans have,

It's there.

It's time to do right by him and cash him out.

It's time to invest in myself.

It's tough, I know...

It's very simple, straightforward.

It's, uh... It's got my phone number on it.

It's... I represent their parents, so...

James McGill.

James Mcgill."

Jesus, you're like Peter Minuit with the Indians.

Jesus.

Jesus.

Jimmy waited around all summer,

Jimmy, I'm serious.

Jimmy.

Jimmy.

Jimmy... There's nothing to worry about.

Just 'cause you lost those two batshit Kettlemans?

Just as lovely as can be.

Just became a 10 year plan.

Just don't do anything.

Just for a little bit of cash.

Just give me a second.

Just like the vitamin...

Just like you.

Just lucky, I guess.

Just offered me the plum job of defending them.

Just, uh, you know,

Justifying your possession of said money.

Keep things moving in the old G.I. tract.

Keep your elbows to yourselves, okay? No body checking.

Keeps bandying this term "criminal trespass."

Keith, Karen, yes.

Kettleman did a terrible job covering his tracks.

Kim Wexler is a fine attorney.

La policia gonna be pissed.

Ladies and gentlemen, you're bigger than that.

Lady luck has struck again.

Last time I was here, it was, uh,

Law offices of James M. McGill. How may I direct your call?

Law offices of James Mcgill.

Lawyers... You know, we're like health insurance.

Leave the hair alone.

Let me tell you about a young guy...

Let me tell you something, Slick...

Let me tell you... The juices are flowing.

Let's dance.

Let's find another lawyer.

Let's go,

Let's go.

Let's not exaggerate. I helped. You helped.

Let's see a hand so we know who's won.

Let's take this to its logical conclusion.

Letter of engagement.

Like the kid.

Like, maybe two years, and I'm in.

Listen, starlight express,

Literally, you know?

Look at me! Are you okay?!

Look at the soft, delicate shading. Very feminine.

Look on the bright side, you know?

Look, 45 minutes ago, I'm sound asleep.

Look, all I know is what I read in the paper.

Look, didn't nobody tell you to try all three of them together.

Look, he's even got the spurs on the back of his boots.

Look, Jimmy...

Look... Chuck, I'm going under, okay?

Lucky B 6,

Lying on the asphalt, where I can only surmise

Make it look like the front of a cracker barrel, huh?

Make them understand it's better for them if they come back.

Making it even slippier... Or more...

Making the county whole again goes a long way here...

May I ask why?

Maybe it won't be all bad.

Maybe it's the altitude, huh?

Maybe not.

Maybe she's got something to tell me.

Maybe the dementia's contagious, huh?

Maybe they told you that you're in serious trouble

Maybe we should sleep on it.

Maybe you could embroider some little cushions,

Maybe your daughter in law...

Maybe.

Me, personally, I... It... If I were held accountable

Might be a good thing... new blood.

Might I suggest that you go check on that money

Mijo...

Missed it, so I figured, "what the heck?"

Mm hmm.

Mm, yes, I'd... I'd be happy to talk it over.

Money is not beside the point... Money is the point.

Money which we then discussed at length.

More slippery than it is out there at this time.

Morning, noon, or night, and...

Mr. and Mrs. Cuckoo Bananas

Mr. Spinowzo, the property owner,

Mrs. Kettleman, Betsy.

Much as I'd love to sing my own praises,

Murderers and rapists, and this is how they tr...

My cases are scattered to the winds.

My clients are out in the cold.

My schedule is just... it's just chock full right now.

My, don't you look...

Never heard it called that before.

Never to be repeated lapse of judgment.

Next up, the always imposing Lee.

Nice boat.

No charge is too big for me.

No one likes that. But

No, I mean "thanks," as in "three's a crowd."

No, I'm talking about Kim Wexler.

No, it's medium sandalwood. Keep your eyes closed.

No, no, no. "Defendant." "...dant."

No, no, no. Screw that, man.

No, no. That's broke. That's broke. You broke his leg.

No, she's way past the school.

No, we're not going back there. They were...

No, you can get closer than that, you bitch.

No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Hey. I've got it right here.

No. It's got to be in there somewhere.

Nobody wants to create an adversarial situation.

Not as big as Hamlin's, but, you know,

Not much, just, uh,

Not without the money.

Notebook.

Now

Now that it's all out in the open?

Now you either pay the $3, or you go back inside

Now you're talking.

Now, do you remember?

Now, here's what we're gonna do.

Now, I'm Mrs. K's white knight. We go mano a mano.

Now, let's talk about what you owe me for the windshield.

Now, once you've got her good and rattled,

Now, please, please, picture that,

Now, pop quiz... What's the car?

Now, see, I look at you guys, I see potential.

Now, these three knuckleheads...

Now, you need a place where she's gonna slow down...

Now, you're gonna go back to her,

O 70! O 70! Oh, yeah.

O... okay. Just stay where you are. I'll come get you.

Of electromagnetic fields on zebra fish... And, oh!

Of new matchbooks and so on.

Of tug of war over this money,

Offices of James McGill, esquire.

Oh, Christ. The Kettlemans?

Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!

Oh, I can always visit, you know,

Oh, I love what you've done with the place.

Oh, I'm sending you my bill.

Oh, I'm sorry about my

Oh, Irene. I love kitties.

Oh, it's...

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Cal! Cal!

Oh, my God! Ohh.

Oh, nice. Kenny, get over here, man.

Oh, no, no.

Oh, oh oh! Get that.

Oh, oh, please, call me "Jimmy."

Oh, shit.

Oh, splendid.

Oh, thank you so much.

Oh, there you are.

Oh, to be 19 again... You with me, ladies and gentlemen?

Oh, we have a winner!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah. Are you kidding?

Oh, you don't tell us what to do.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Uh, thank you for the coffee and for the advice.

Oh. You mean the money.

Oh...

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh! Here, let me do it.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh. Ohh. Okay, wait for it. Wait.

Okay, and the keyword here is "classy," all right?

Okay, okay, okay, new plan... New plan. You do know me.

Okay, stay with her.

Okay, wait. She... She hit and run?

Okay, we don't want a deal.

Okay, well, whatever it is,

Okay? And "Mcgill" is spelled "m c..."

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. There is no money.

Okay. Yeah, he gets it.

Okay. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

On one hand, you give up the money,

Once again...

Once we get the accountants poking around here.

One good fall... He'd clear 6, 8 grand.

One hit.

One of the few exceptions is the African pancake tortoise,

One trial... $700.

Only look forward. Always in life, look forward.

Ooh. Oh, man.

Open to the public both day and night.

Open up in the name of the law!

Open up! Officer of the court!

Or gi... Gibraltar legal... Wait, wait.

Ortner readies.

Oscar and Felix.

Oscar won't. He he just won't.

Ow! What the hell, man?!

Parachute down from cloud cuckoo land?

People make mistakes... That's okay.

People would come running from five blocks away.

Perfect timing.

Personal property statements.

Picture "The 25th Hour," starring Ned and Maude Flanders.

Playing with ideas.

Please don't say Hamlin, Hamlin, McGill.

Please leave now.

Please, call me "James."

Please, for my own sanity...

Please, uh, read it closely, but if you sign it, um,

Please. It's important.

Please...

Plus $17 million... In that ballpark.

Plus, you get to learn from the best.

Public defender work is some of the best experience there is.

Put the, uh, reception desk right here.

Really nice.

Really.

Remember it. Burn it into your brains. You got it?

Right next to your weed dealer.

Right now, come on. I'm serious.

Right.

Right.

Roberts on the run, reaches out...

Room to grow.

Rotting away...

Run it again.

Saving people's lives, so...

Say something. What did you do?

Say your prayers. Here it comes.

Sayonara, baby!

Scott said he'd leave the keys to 801,

Scream "payday" to you, huh?!

See you tomorrow. Same time.

See, that would surprise me.

Send me your bill.

She comes through here on her way to pick up her kids

She hangs a right. You come shooting out of there.

She has a great relationship with the D.A.

She hooked a left on Juan tabo,

Shh! ... 115, 116, 117,

Shh.

Shh.

Si, righteous dinero.

Sitting here,

Slippin' Jimmy had it dialed in, all right?

Slippin' Jimmy, my ass!

So h he'll just take two...

So he personally told you that it's his wish

So I concentrate on elder law now.

So I do think, around 7:00 to 8:00,

So I'm not supposed to use my name o... On Hamlin's say so?

So if you have some horizontal compaction...

So maybe you should talk to her before we do.

So what do we need him for?

So what?

So, go back to HHM, apologize to Ms. Wexler,

So, how do we get started?

So, how may I be of service?

So, I had the extra office and everything, so...

So, since when does that matter?!

So, these are Chuck's own wishes that you're conveying?

So, trespassing?

So, work with me here, for the both of us.

So, your previous objections to my representing you are now...

Some rocks you don't turn over.

Someone who will fight tooth and nail.

Something just comes over me.

Son of a bitch.

Soon as it was cold enough,

Soon, Chuck, you're gonna be out on the street

Sorry about the kid.

Sorry, Chuck.

Sorry.

Sorry. I was just working with these seniors.

South conference room.

Speaking of which...

Square.

State street was good. Michigan Avenue was better.

Still, tighter is everything.

Super classy... Use only flowers that look expensive,

Suppose my partners are forced to liquidate the firm.

Surprised, no. Just,

Tell 'em, judge, what would you say?

Tell me about this deal.

Thank you! Thank you... Very nice!

Thank you.

Thank you. I know it's expensive.

Thanks for not heading to the Bahamas with this.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That allows it to hide in rock crevasses.

That deal was their best chance.

That is just...

That is no choice at all.

That is one bold legislature.

That is so...

That is some Western detail right there...

That is what you called it.

That is, uh... that is a big word,

That makes it a year round gig.

That prick firing you?

That schmuck.

That sucked. We can call that a stylistic choice, I guess,

That the firm should help you make ends meet.

That think that Fensky got what was coming to him...

That was your specific terminology.

That we'd have some light showers,

That whole precinct was a sewer.

That won't be necessary.

That you forget to listen to your heart.

That you treated them like they were guilty.

That'd keep him in old Milwaukee

That's a bit of a reach... Don't you think, Dave?

That's abundantly clear to me.

That's correct, minus the sarcasm.

That's exactly what we told the D.A.

That's for sure.

That's money for Chuck. Isn't that what you wanted?

That's not... It's all right.

That's the least I owe her.

That's the maximum, and given the nature of the charge

That's the only way this works.

That's what I'm saying. She bailed and wailed.

That's when you want someone in your corner,

That's...

The clients will come. Yeah, I know.

The con jobs these people play?

The east wing? That's the cornfield.

The embezzlement case?

The grass is green, and it's soft,

The kids.

The money is beside the point.

The mysteries of the bladder. Right?

The number is 9456 0054 4896 0643,

The occasional conjugal.

The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks

The paralegals, the janitorial staff?

The police look at the treasurer.

The public outcry in

The red corpuscles are corpuscling,

The skateboard's a nice wrinkle...

The snow will become pretty steady here across the region

The state of Pennsylvania can extradite people

The suite that's for lease.

The whole nine yards.

The...

Then he'd walk out on the ice, and... Boom!

Then so can we... He's that important to us.

Then tell me that money is beside the point.

Then you call for an ambulance,

Then you can actually get a little bit of help.

There are drug dealers and murderers

There are no shortcuts.

There are no sides.

There has to be a way.

There is a 60 kilovolt transformer

There is no money with which to make a deal.

There may be other directions we can go.

There never was.

There really isn't much hope for help from a freeze thaw.

There was a run on bacon.

There was some concern

There would have to be a full accounting of it.

There you go. Better.

There you go. Kettleman that's all of it.

There's a lot of people we both know

There's a lot of sensitive information.

There's a notepad, plain as day,

There's got to be a way, you know?

There's no other... way?

There's nothing more to talk about.

There's really no breaking up of the compaction.

There's really two different types of compaction.

There's that winter weather advisory in effect

There's vertical compaction,

These boys... 19.

These three young men, near honors students all,

They asked you to face some harsh realities,

They called him "slippin' Jimmy,"

They came to you?

They can't lose us both.

They could

They did a dumb thing. We're not denying that.

They gave me... Look.

They going to jail, ain't they?

They have stainless in here.

They left because they think they can win this case,

They treated us like we were guilty.

They want to lock me up right alongside you.

They want to put an innocent man in jail.

They... They had sex with a head!

They'll do what they want to do.

They're Chuck's danishes, and Chuck isn't greedy,

They're not really playing with a full deck those Kettlemans.

Thing you folks need to know about me...

Think back... Your brain...

This deal is Craig's best chance of minimizing jail time.

This dude was...

This is a heliogravure, which is an etching.

This is a limited edition.

This is me.

This is no kind of life for me... for anyone.

This is our first renoir of the evening.

This is their absolute best bet.

This is way better than the other one.

This is what has you all worked up?

This is what you're looking for if you are a Renoir fan.

This is your best option.

This isn't going away, Howard.

This one's for you. Watch and learn, losers.

This pretty well ends it here.

This very afternoon.

Those seniors have been very good to me.

Those two Philly cheesesteaks...

Three defendants, $2,100, which, by the way, bargain...

Through bars on visiting day.

Throw in some beads and shells while you're at it.

Throws, and it is a liner toward the gap

Tighter? What? T... Tighter what?

Times change.

To a homicide detective who flew 2,000 miles

To answer that, um,

To build up a tolerance for electromagnetic fields.

To build up an immunity.

To have the money go through you.

To have their bright futures ruined

To investigate a double murder

To pawn that shit off on him.

To withdraw from the firm?

True that.

Two days ago, I could barely stand 30 seconds.

Two minute warning. Two minute warning.

Two years from now, you can be starting over.

Two. Two falls in one day.

Uh huh.

Uh, "best wishes from your stickler for justice",

Uh, $1.6 million...

Uh, and the note should say "Dear Betsy and Craig,"

Uh, arraignments, voir dire, jury trial...

Uh, but why now?

Uh, get some comfortable seating for the clients.

Uh, he's not quite ready for you yet.

Uh, I'm gonna take a short break,

Uh, I'm validated. See the stickers?

Uh, if we were all held responsible

Uh, let me see. Uh, it's, uh,

Uh, Loyola's Cafe on Central?

Uh, mm, 1, 2/3 are Chuck's.

Uh, unfortunately, our offices are being painted

Uh, where's Lord Vader?

Uh... Sure.

Um, can we back up just a scooch?

Um, can you take that to Irene?

Um, here. Take this.

Um, since we last spoke,

Um, uh, could he meet you and your husband at, say,

Um... You got to cash out.

Unless you're gonna just tear them all up.

Until then, his office is just as he left it.

Until then, no more penny ante checks

Until very early tomorrow morning.

Very important to keep that in mind.

Very well. Mystery solved.

Vogelson's been working on the effects

W... Weren't you listening in there?

W... what did they tell you?

Wait for it.

Wait, Hamlin was here?

Wait. How could you...

Walking the streets,

Was it Christmas? Was it Kwanzaa?

Was that for one fall?

Watch this step.

Watch this... Watch this step.

We call... We call La policia.

We can do it any way you want.

We created this fall in our fields?

We don't have to put up with this.

We don't need to discuss it.

We good here?

We got business.

We got our ways, yo.

We have arrived at an arrangement,

We have to do this...

We have to.

We know this because that's what it says on the back,

We moved her over to the east wing.

We thought long and hard about it, and, um, we...

We told you... there will be no deal.

We try to achieve the best possible outcome

We want no jail time... zero.

We want you, our lawyer, to exonerate Craig.

We were diamonds, but then she just took off.

We were practically in our own backyard.

We will have you arrested.

We will no longer be requiring your services.

We won't see his name smeared like this any longer.

We...

We... can we all three just

We'll tell...

We're a mile up, right?

We're done here! Please stop following us!

We're following her.

We're gonna talk snowfall totals

We're in this together, Mr. McGill...

We're not in a great position to win at trial.

We're very sorry about that.

We've never met. You got it?

We've parted ways.

Well groomed, as always.

Well, after what happened with the police

Well, as flattered as I am by this,

Well, from time to time,

Well, gee, that's swell.

Well, I see five stickers.

Well, I'll tell you, now...

Well, I'm just fuzzy as to why you think he needs a lawyer.

Well, I'm just glad I happened to be passing by.

Well, Mike, if she's got nothing to say,

Well, not a contender for the cover of good housekeeping...

Well, run it again. Oh, no, no, no. It's paid up.

Well, that's an accounting...

Well, that's what you call it.

Well, the clock is gone on this piece, Christine, so...

Well, this definitely looks like success.

Well, uh, we will be in touch.

Well, we would like to hire you as our attorney, Mr. McGill.

Well, we'll show you where it will

Well, witnesses are good.

Well, won't you miss the nail salon?

Well, you said you were interested in elder law.

Well, you're saying what?

Well...

Were feeling their oats one Saturday night,

Western detail, attention to detail.

What a lovely story. Thank you.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What are you gonna do to make things right?

What can I do to make it right?

What can we do for you, Jimmy?

What Chuck did for this firm... And damn near single handedly...

What circumstances?

What did you do with it?

What did you say to him?

What do we have for the lovely lady?

What does that mean?

What happened?

What happens to your cronies in the mailroom, the assistants,

What I did for them.

What I said is none of your concern.

What kind of... deal?

What the hell kind of math is that?

What the hell kind of name is that?

What the hell was that?

What the hell was that?

What?

What?

What? He put his cellphone in the mailbox?

What... y... you think you're gonna defend yourself?

What's all this?

What's he gonna do... Sue me?

What's it worth to you?

What's she gonna tell us?

When do we get our money?

When I was 19... Oh, boy, wow.

When it comes to compaction...

When it was a little too wet, or...

When legal forces have you cornered, better call Saul!

When she gets out of the car,

When she gets where she's going, wherever that is,

Where are you?

Where do we begin?

Where the certificate of authenticity is located.

Where's her sense of responsibility?

Where's Kim?

Where's the... Somebody call the cops!

Which brings us to these three...

Which has a flat, flexible shell

Which is definitely the direction this seems to be headed,

Which one will it be?

Which would include 16 months in a county facility.

While he was out at four hills working on his bunker shot.

Who goes in here?

Who has found a way to minimize the damage

Who is also invested in keeping the press to a minimum,

Who would that be?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. Give me 30 seconds.

Whoa.

Whoo! Good.

Whoo! Whoo!

Why are you driving around and not looking?!

Why are you sending her to the cornfield, Howard?

Why don't I give you a few moments to discuss this?

Why don't you look where you're going?!

Why ride on someone else's coattails?

Why? Why you work for these people?

Will bitter, cold weather

Winning doesn't always mean

Winters in Cicero are murder.

With a detective who acts like he's their best friend.

With a vertical zone, when compaction swells out,

With all the electromagnetism in the world raining down on you.

With all this moving on top of us,

With horizontal compaction,

With what's going on now,

Witnesses are pressure, all right?

Word for word, verbatim, while it's still fresh.

Work out some kind of inter prison visitation program,

Wouldn't be surprised if there's

Wouldn't you rather build your own identity?

Wow, this is, like...

Wow!

Wow.

Wow.

Y... You don't know, okay?

Y... you're not planning to leave them here.

Yeah, baby, yeah!

Yeah, but there has to be something...

Yeah, discreet, like a stripper pole in a mosque.

Yeah, forget the boat. Look at the car.

Yeah, he is.

Yeah, I don't know, Jimmy.

Yeah, I knew you

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I like the openness.

Yeah, I might as well head down to skid row and sell plasma.

Yeah, it's an adorable notebook.

Yeah, it's like, um,

Yeah, it's not personal, really.

Yeah, it's...

Yeah, that implicates you, as well.

Yeah, that is some detail.

Yeah, they're gonna love you, Howard.

Yeah, we'll see.

Yeah, well, is that a real thing?

Yeah, you do.

Yeah, you know, you're right. It is real nice.

Yeah, you're gonna have to get that translated.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Oh!

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Could be cozier, though.

Yeah. I'll get these out of here as quick as I can.

Yeah. I'm a stickler, you know, for...

Yeah. No, I get it. It's...

Yeah. Six... How many danishes... Six danishes?

Yeah. What do you got... 12 chairs here?

Yeah. Yeah. Beyond reproach.

Yeah...

Yell. Stomp. Call me a douche bag.

Yes, and I meant what I said,

Yes, I grounded myself.

Yes, Mrs. Kettleman, so good of you to return.

Yes. Yes, of course. Um, one moment, please.

You absolutely could.

You accidentally dropped it, Detective. Now,

You better believe it!

You built that place single handedly

You call me. I hotfoot it over here.

You can get so... Caught up in the idea of winning

You can go now.

You can have all the Danish you want, Jimmy. No, no.

You can tell me what this, uh, $26,000

You can't hide a big bag of cash forever,

You could save me the postage.

You deserve it.

You did that to me. You did that. Now you pay.

You did, didn't you?

You didn't do anything wrong.

You do know I'm trying to start a legal practice, right?

You do what you did to me. You go ass over teakettle.

You don't need a lawyer... Only guilty people need lawyers."

You ever have jet lag?

You fell into the honeypot, kid.

You fold like a lawn chair...

You freaking hit him, man!

You get it? Hit and run is a felony.

You get paid when I get paid.

You gonna punish her

You got five of these light thingumajigs?

You got it.

You got to stop putting bacon on the list,

You got to.

You guys growing up out here in the golden west...

You had to take their case?

You have a difficult,

You have a very talented lawyer

You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Hamlin,

You have to admit... It could be confusing...

You have yourself a nice day.

You have... Zero messages.

You haven't been right even once!

You hit and run.

You hope you never need it.

You insist you didn't take?

You know I'm going to beat this.

You know I'm going to get better.

You know one thing?

You know what I mean? I don't know what you mean.

You know what I took home? 700 bucks.

You know what that is?

You know what? Let's let a jury figure it out.

You know where you're going?

You know, could you afford this?

You know, I could take you into custody right now,

You know, I just think I'd look guilty if I hired a lawyer.

You know, Jimmy, sometimes, in our line of work,

You know, like taking small doses of poison

You know, they put me through law school.

You light into me, okay? Get nasty. And no touching.

You look lovely today.

You look peaked.

You lose any other clients today?

You made many excuses

You make it a blue ribbon special.

You notice I'm not exactly crowing over

You proceed from false principles.

You promised to get us a not guilty verdict.

You ran him over!

You ran him over. You felonied my brother.

You ran over my brother!

You said we would be client number one,

You scare the bejesus out of her.

You see that... that windshield? You did that.

You son of a bitch.

You stole from us. We'll...

You sure are.

You think I'm gonna help you establish a paper trail?

You think very highly of my skills, obviously.

You think you have to provide for me?

You understand?

You used to be one of them. So what got said?

You want to dance, Howard?

You were positively insistent about being represented by HHM.

You were speaking

You work for people who have sex with chopped off head?

You... Oh, and, you know, Craig, we got to pick up the kids...

You... oh, you thief!

You... what?

You... You were in accident.

You... you'll probably wind up running your own gang.

You'll recall that you also had

You're criminals, big time.

You're fired.

You're going back to work any day now,

You're gonna apologize

You're gonna miss me. You are gonna miss me.

You're looking at 30 years in prison.

You're not in trouble.

You're not talking to my client without me.

You're one shy. It's $3.

You're representing people who have nowhere else to turn.

You're safe, Counselor,

You're so down to earth and relatable.

You're sufferin' St. Sebastian, right?

You're telling us

You're the hammer, okay? You get in her face.

You're the one who spilled the coffee, you ambulance chasing piece of shit!

You're very, very welcome.

You're welcome. Let's get the hell out of here.

You're... How are... You're following her how?

You're... you're kidding, right?

You've brought upon yourselves.

Your argument is built on quicksand.

Your children will grow up seeing their dad

Your daughter in law... what...

Your friend Kim... a promising career... over and done with.

Your partner? Who's...

0.0 for choice of victim.

1/3 of this place belongs to him.

2 grand for one hit?

4 13s?

4:00 it shall be. Cheers.

8 grand?

8 grand.

16 months.

30 years?

70's a good age.

100... Oh, my goodness. Right at the buzzer.

118, 119...

120! Go! Go! Inside!

126 people lose their jobs.

200 meters south southwest of my front yard.

500 bucks?

630 bucks.

¿Dinero? Dinero.

¿Dinero? Y... Si.

"Bull crap"? Bull crap, pissant P.D.

4. 4.

114... Holy shit! What are you doing?!

about the bribe you took. You could do that.

Am I right? Yeah.

And rocking chairs all around? Yes.

And they're sharp. They are. I love it.

best interests. So am I.

Betsy, Craig. Ah.

Both of you. Whoa, whoa. Where's this coming from?

Brown. Brown.

but you can't go... Look, no, I'm trying to help me.

By "it," you mean... Where is it?!

Come on, Betsy. No, no.

Couldn't you just... You know, I can't.

Do it. Do it. Do it. Son of a bitch!

Don't call the cops? No.

Don't, don't, don't. Don't call them. I'll call them myself.

Driving around, breaking people's legs! It's... It's o... Okay, okay, okay!

Give back the money? But there is no money.

Good to see you. Nice to see you.

He grounded himself? Of course.

He's definitely a stickler. Yeah. Yeah.

hence the minimal sentence. Uh, "making the county whole again"?

Here. What is this?

How dare you? Luckily,

how I snaked them away from you. Jimmy,

I did... What did you do to my brother?

I do, huh? Yes.

I don't expect you to go out of pocket. I...

I don't know what that is. Yeah, me neither.

I got it! All right.

I lost the client. Not your fault.

I take it to court. You'll lose.

I was born with it. I... Still...

I will if you will, loser. Oh!

I will not be treated this way. Betsy...

I'm doing it myself. Don't call the police.

I'm not being fair. Of course you tried.

If there were any money... Lady, enough!

if we decided to, uh... Oh, well, this is a...

if you want to... Hey, fellas.

incompatible. I understand.

Into Swedish? Finnish.

Is that money? Yeah.

It was all me. No, it wasn't.

it's just a thought. Plus,

James M. Mcgill? That's my name.

Jesus, Chuck. Yeah.

Just like you. Psst!

Kenny, Kenny, are you rolling? Yeah, yeah. Wait a minute.

Lars. Ipolicía!

Maybe if we were old... Sorry. Whoo! Oh.

Meaning? That's not...

Meaning? That's the one about

Mercury sable wagon. Baby poop brown.

Mm hmm. "University of Helsinki"?

No entiendo. No entiendo. I did that.

No, it's not over. Yeah.

No, señor. No, señor. No entiendo. Make... make with the dinero.

No, there... I distinctly remember a spirited game

Now, before that happens... Hand it over.

Now, Jimmy... No, stop trying

Oh, God! Dude! Where did all the blood go?!

Oh, my goodness! Well, let's just move on.

Oh, Sir Francis. James.

Oh. Oh, you're fired. Oh,

Oh. Right. Yeah... At the...Yeah. Right.

Okay. All right.

Okay. Hey! Aah! Aah!

Okay. Do you know me? No. No.

on its way to the D.A.'s desk right about now. What?

particularly in your case. Yeah, there will be no deal.

plead... I just told you... there is no money.

Que pasa? Habla English.

Really? However, we have certain conditions,

Seriously? Yeah.

She took off on us. She what?

some loophole or... None that I could find.

Sure. Okay.

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Takes one to know one, doesn't it? He took it?

Talking about. Mijo.

That includes the $30,000 that you... Craig, yes, he gets it.

that is very favorable under the circumstances. A deal?

Then what? That's their problem.

There's no money. We told you... Craig is innocent.

Therefore, it collapses. Yeah, yeah. You're not listening.

This is what's best for him. Mm.

Uh... So, uh,

Unfortunate. Mm hmm.

Wait for me. Wait for what?

wait till I get you back to Philadelphia. I'm confused.

Was it in the paper? I heard it from my cousin.

we just believe that you're the lawyer for us. For us, yes.

Well, Betsy, maybe we should, you know, hear it. I'm just saying, it's terrible term.

Well, uh... That's all right. Oh.

What is she doing in there? I don't know. Shh.

What?! Hey! What the f...

What... like God? No.

Who is it, Craig? Oh, it's Mr. McGill!

Who? Well, my partner.

Why do you sound surprised? Not...

Yeah, but did he collect? "Did he collect?"

Yeah, I... But we really...

Yeah, sure. Well, then,

Yeah, you... You, you were you were adamant.

Yeah? What? "Who?"

Yeah. No.

Yeah. Okay. Got it.

You have to take this to trial. Look,

You mean 5 13s. Yeah.

You think? Uh, yeah.

... 112, 113,

... plead guilty...

... we really...

'Cause I'd be all up in here if I were you.

'Cause it'll be a cold day in hell

'cause it's almost too much excitement, right?

'Cause last time we spoke, you were very enthusiastic...

'Cause right now, only Mr. Kettleman is on the hook

'cause somebody needs legal help.

'cause that cooler's looking like a trichinosis stew.

'Cause that does not sound like a real thing.

'Cause we know, without question, there is money.

"cocobolo."

"Exonerate"?

"G," as in "Guy Lombardo."

"hey, we're gonna nip this in the bud.

"Professor Brans Vogelson."

"Slippin' Jimmy"?

"So what?" So more money.

"Talk to me," he says. Uh, "help me clear this thing up.

"The right thing."

$3.

$500.

$630. $630.

$700 per defense.

$857 from Hamlin, Hamlin, Mcgill?

è bluntness at our last encounter. è