Ghostbusters: Afterlife Edit

A aren't you just a little bit freaked out right now?

A fsh...

A ghost trap.

A god?

A jail inside a jail.

A joke? Mm hm.

A lot of shelf space.

A map. But this...

A new home could be an opportunity to start fresh.

A replica of what? A trap.

A sacrificial death pit.

A soul eating, flame dripping deity of evil.

A town that isn't anywhere near a tectonic plate,

A whale..

Aah!

Aah! Ah.

About a killer dog happening right over there.

Absolutely.Maybe.

Actually, my grandfather died.

Actually, you could help me with hiding something.

Ah, come on. Not a single bar?

All of a sudden, it started shaking, like an earthquake.

All right, you guys.

All right. Bye.

All right. We're gonna have cocoa inside.

All the members of Ducks Unlimited,

ALL: We're ready to believe you.

Almost done.

Always had to maim somebody.

An outcast, rejected by her peers.

And "the huge psychic tornado"

And bizarre and fascinating?

And blew the roof off of a Manhattan high rise.

And died.

And Ecto 1, our old Cadillac, is gone,

And for what? For a stupid farm in a town nobody cares about.

And fought back an invading army of the undead.

And gambling on the cure.

And go.

And I think it wants back.

And I wanna be an example of what's possible.

And I went to go hang out with this girl in this mining cage.

And I'm here.

And I've grown it into a thriving global enterprise.

And it has these ancient carvings..

And it seemed like he had a plan.

And just started mauling children.

And just think.

And liable.

And move to a farm in the middle of nowhere?

And now I'm hanging up. Hang on. Please.

And on account of dynamite.

And opened the gates of hell, I think that maybe we, uh..

And smelted everything into cold riveted selenium girders.

And some of us will have rum with it.

And tell me what you ate for breakfast.

And that's probably the number one reason why..

And the bartender's like:

And the Keymaster reunite..

And then I looked down in this giant hole.

And then the other one goes:

And then the porous limestone...

And there were all these photos of me.

And there were lights,

And there will be more.

And together...

And we lost the firehouse.

And you didn't think to ask me?

Another hole?

Anything you want.

Apparently, he almost took the whole tailgate off?

Are they dead?

Are you all right, son?

Are you drunk? Or are you just really bored?

Are you even paying attention?

Are you going to that thing later?

Are you kidding? That's horrible advice.

Are you okay? Yeah, I.. Yeah.

Are you okay? Yeah. Yeah.

Are you prepared to die?

Are you Ray Stantz, the Ghostbuster?

Are you recording me? Yeah, just in case

Are you sure it wasn't unnatural causes?

Are you sure this is safe?

Are you sure you didn't see, like, a raccoon

Are you telling me this place is worthless?

Are you the Keymaster?

Are you troubled by strange noises in the night?

Are you using three? Yeah.

Are you?

Are you? Yeah.

Are you...

At Flushing Meadow in 1964.

Aw, your mustache is really coming in.

Aztec death whistle. Can I keep it?

Basically, when you think about it.

Because I think I can see you falling asleep.

Because the world was coming to an end.

Because they make up everything.

Began leaping down the mine shaft to their death.

Between us, I only zapped the guys.

Blue velvet?

BOTH: Hi.

BOTH: My name's Trevor.

BOY: It's not funny.

BOY: It's not funny. What are you doing here

Bravo.

Bridge!

Bummer.

But all I see are reminders

But busting ghosts with the guys...

But I will always be a Ghostbuster.

But if you give me a week to settle loose ends,

But imagine Beethoven if he contracted rabies

But in that one moment, they can power hundreds of traps.

But never seeding, never watering,

But Oklahoma never had earthquakes. For centuries.

But science is amazing. Science is pure.

But the distinct smell of evil...

But then we saved the world, so...

But then, between 2010 and 2016, they had like a thousand.

But this is a tectonic earthquake.

But what about our stuff? The Ecto 1?

But what is her secret?

But yeah.

But you look good behind bars.

But, no, you always had to vanquish and conquer.

But, um, I found this gem in the teachers' lounge.

By an unseen dark force.

Call the professionals. ALL: Ghostbusters.

Callie Spengler.

CALLIE: Come on! Bus leaves in 15!

CALLIE: Here's the dining room.

CALLIE: Nice.

CALLIE: Phoebe?

CALLIE: Thank you. It sounds crazy,

CALLIE: Thanks, Pheebs.

Callie.

Can hold a charge for one moment.

Can I have this?

Can I help you?

Can you imagine who they've got teaching summer school?

Can you juggle?

Can you stop breathing in my ear?

CHUCKY: Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play?

Clearly. Well, this is the pattern in Summerville.

Closer.Okay.

Come on, darling.

Come on, keep it straight.

Come on, Phoebe.

Come on, what are you waiting for?

Come on, you can do this.[ENGINE SPUTTERS]

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Let's go.

Coming back here, crawling back to me.

Coming in hot!

Cool place.

Cool, cool. All right.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

CROWD [CHANTING]: Ghostbusters!

Damn it.

Definitely Class Five.

Destroying expensive property.

Did I hit it?

Did you catch anything?

Did you mark the cards?[CHUCKLES] No.

Did your dad abandon your family

Dirt Farmer had a family?

Dirt Farmer had a family?

Dirt Farmer's family. It's true.

Dirt? It was my father's.

DISPATCHER [OVER RADIO]: All units,

Do you experience feelings of dread

Do you experience feelings of dread

Do you feel that? Yeah.

Do you guys hear that?

Do you know how to drive? PHOEBE: He doesn't.

Do you see the circles? Yes.

Do you wanna be my lab partner?

Does everyone do this? Yeah, it's important.

Does that seem so hard to believe?

Doing some painting? Mm, yeah.

Don't be afraid to just start a conversation.

Don't be yourself.

Don't go chasing ghosts.

Don't wait another minute.

Don't worry.

Don't you think he had a reason?

Don't you think your father came out here for a reason?

Dream job. Mm hm.

Dude, he's in a coffin.

Dude, that was great. Dude, that was really cute.

Dude, your grandfather was a legend.

Dude.

Egon Spengler can rot in hell.

Egon Spengler was my grandfather.

Egon started to tell people

Enjoy.

Entertainment value.

Ever seen a spook, specter or ghost?

Ever seen a spook, specter, or ghost?

Everything will remain nice and safe in our impound locker.

Ew, Mom, I'm trying to eat breakfast.

Exactly. These big silos act as a capacitor.

Excuse me.

Experiments.

Expired registration. Speeding.

Fifteen? You're 15?

Figured you for a football coach.

Fine. You can help me sc**** asbestos out of the attic.

First these spirits must possess two human souls.

Flood my psychic powers.

For all I know, that's the language he spoke.

Formally.

Found one.

From herself.

Fun fact: Did you know Summerville

Gatekeeper? If the Gatekeeper

Geometry, that's safe.

Get back. Get back.Mom.

Get in the back.

Get the trap! Okay.

GHOST: Gozer.

Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!

Ghosts attack New York City.

Glasses.

Go on "two." One. Two.

Go, go, go![PROTON PACK POWERING UP]

Go, Mom.

Go.

Go. Now.

Goddess of Gods.

Good morning, class. How's everybody doing today?

Good night, Phoebe.

Good try, anyway.

Got anything? No, just more stupid guns.

Got it. You're a genius.

Gozer the Gozerian...[ALL GASP]

Gozer was a Sumerian god

Gozer's protected by two evil spirits.

Great customer though.

Great.

Great. You didn't tell us we inherited a murder house.

Great.Great.

GROOBERSON: The whole city was freaking out.

GROOBERSON: What is this?

Guys?

Has more dead residents than living ones?

Has this ever been cleaned before?

Have you come to offer yourself in sacrifice?

Have you missed us?

Have you or any of your family

He built the mine, foundry, the school, library.

He cleaned us out.

He could barely keep the power on.

He couldn't connect with her, so...

He didn't go nuts.Exactly.

He died last week.

He failed his driver's test three times.

He got spooky. Freaked me out.

He kept rambling about "the rising storm"

He looks fantastic.

He never cared about me.

He phoned me about ten years later,

He sacrificed everything.

He showed me what to do.

He speaks the truth. I was there.

He teaches advertising and promotion.

He was a Ghostbuster.

He was fine with Trevor, but with Phoebe, he just really..

He was right here. He built this.

He was special. He loved science, like me.

He was standing guard, even when no one believed him.

He worked hard, coined a fortune and..

He.. He bought some bizarre shit.

He.. He's my friend.

He's at SUNY Cortland now. He's a professor emeritus.

He's heading for the mountain.

He's not nuts.

He's throwing up the meat! Heh heh heh!

He's...

Heh, no.

Hello again.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Her face is poised.

Her feet are planted.

Here, check this out.

Here?

Hey, Colin.

Hey, don't be yourself.

Hey, dude. We need a ride.

Hey, guys, look.

Hey, hello?

Hey, how are the jokes coming along?

Hey, I'm glad you found yourself here. I really am.

Hey, maybe it's a good thing you never met your dad.

Hey, Pheebs, at school today,

Hey, you're awake.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Don't we get a phone call?

Hey. Hi. How...? What brings you here?

Hey. I'm Gary.

Hey. Maybe you will make a friend out here.

Hey..

Hi there.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

His friends.

His life.

His name is Gary Grooberson?

His name is on everything. That's tacky.

His neutrona thrower, collider pack, all the traps,

History is safe.

Honestly, I don't... It doesn't matter.

Honestly, my mom won't say it, but we're broke.

How am I supposed to know?

How did you know that? It's a map of seismic activity.

How do you think we got the pyramids?

How old are you? Seventeen.

How on earth did you build such a small cyclotron?

How rewarding. Super news.

How'd you know how to fix it?

Humpy? TREVOR: Hold on!

I believe in you.

I believe it.

I can fix that!

I can kind of do whatever I want.

I can only think of one way for us to find out.

I can tell them you have a pulse.

I can. I teach here.

I can't believe a place like this still exists.

I can't believe we have to spend a summer in this heap.

I can't believe you used to shock your students.

I can't breathe.

I command you under the National Invasive Species Act

I didn't believe you.

I didn't really know what to put.

I do it for my kids,

I do this. Hmm.

I do. You got a lot of nerve.

I don't believe in ghosts.

I don't do it for me.

I don't feel so good, Lucky. Oh! There's something wrong.

I don't have any food.

I don't know how we're gonna top this. This is a home run.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't mean now. Or a anytime soon.

I don't own it.

I don't remember this job being so painful.

I don't think "friendly" qualifies as an experience.

I don't wanna be here either.

I found it in my living room.

I got him!

I gotta come back here for my Halloween episode.

I have a plan.

I have built this temple for you,

I hope so.

I just don't exhibit emotions the same way everyone else does.

I just thought you were being obtuse.

I just tried to keep the bills paid on time,

I just wish she'd relax, you know?

I kind of met my grandfather last night.

I know how many sides there are in a triangle.

I know I have not been a reliable or consistent tenant.

I know that now. I admit that.

I know the Manhattan ghost stories.

I know you don't own it.

I know.

I know. I would've picked Orlando.

I like your style.

I love dumpster fires. You should see my apartment.

I may be a businessman,

I mean, all the evidence! You don't believe in spirits?

I mean, before we became dogs

I mean, if I don't, what does that say about me?

I mean, it's an answer to all the madness.

I mean, no offense, but you are 12.

I mean, there hasn't been a ghost sighting in 30 years.

I mean, you just demonstrate zero aptitude for science.

I mean, your, uh, dad never mentioned this?

I miss you, my friend.

I need to know what's lurking inside.

I saw the sign out front. "Help wanted"?

I set up geophones, but I can't triangulate.

I should've called.

I shouldn't take it. We might not be coming back.

I started this business with one employee.

I think Grooberson's trying to bone your mom.

I think he's alive.

I think it's coming from the death pit.

I think she remembers us.

I think she's great.

I think these are years.

I think we just caught a ghost.

I think we're all just kind of meat puppets.

I think you're great. You're a great mom.

I thought I heard something say, "Gozer."

I thought that we had busted up for good.

I thought you might turn up.

I tied in, bumped us up to 220.Take that off.

I totally thought I lost you.

I understand you drove around town,

I wait for you to leave,

I want you to take this. What is it?

I was here last night.

I was your father's..

I was? Not you. Him.

I wonder if this still works.

I.. I can be helpful.

I.. I'm calling about Egon Spengler.

I'll be 16 in February.

I'll be back with everything I owe.

I'll be right back.

I'll grab my wheels.

I'll take my chances with public education.

I'll take you home, get you all cleaned up.

I'm a scientist.

I'm ashamed. Oh, I was obsessed.

I'm bleeding! You made me bleed!

I'm bleeding. Why am I bleeding?

I'm fourth generation dump, so...

I'm in range.

I'm kind of surprised it fits me.

I'm literally driving to pick up a check right now.

I'm making an assumption.

I'm not a lawyer, but I'm listening.

I'm not offended.

I'm Phoebe.

I'm sorry the night went sideways.

I'm sorry...

I'm surprised he left me anything.

I'm waiting for this thing to work!

I'm, uh, Janine Melnitz. We spoke on the phone.

I'm...

I've always wanted to do this.

I've got my own problems!

I've tried, um, whiskey. It's better than Benadryl.

If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute.

If this is a tomb, where are all the bodies?

Imbues a subject with the ability..

In a language from thousands of years ago.

In New York, he created an apartment building

In prison. Hmm.

In Summerville anyway?

In the 1980s, New York City was attacked.

In the middle of nowhere.

In the mountain. "Gozer."

In your basement or attic?

In your basement or attic?

Inside of it, right in the middle of it,

Inside that trap is the Gatekeeper.

Inside, I'm vomiting.

Is he sleeping?

Is my slowly dying soul.

Is shaking on a daily basis.

Is she okay?

Is that a...?

Is that Gozer?

Is that what that smell is?

Is this a seismic map? Yes.

Is this creepy, old farmhouse our grandfather left us

Isn't that place insane? Yes!

Isn't this what we saw earlier?

It builds and crests.

It can't hear you now.

It doesn't even exist anymore!

It happened 20 years before we were born.

It means we're staying.

It was easier when I thought he went nuts.

It was flawed science.

It was my father's place.

It was natural causes.

It wasn't working for me.

It works well.

It's a countdown. Like a prophecy?

It's a five pointed star.

It's a quality, I guess.

It's a safety pin through the nipple of academia.

It's a service I provide.Are...?

It's a souvenir from the World's Fair

It's a Starbucks now.

It's a trap.

It's about a rabid Saint Bernard that..

It's amazing. You're amazing.

It's an absolute.

It's an ANSI Class One electromagnetic deadbolt.

It's creepy. I dig it.

It's curious behavior.

It's designed to ward off evil spirits.

It's fine. Okay, tour.

It's fracking annoying, is what it is.

It's got a really horrifying sound..

It's got a wolf on it. Trust me.

It's great. It's called Cujo.

It's inside the trap.

It's June.

It's just dinner.

It's just my mom.

It's my lucky coin.

It's not good at all. Um...

It's not working! Uh...

It's okay, we're only here for a week.

It's really masculine.

It's unpickable.

Ivo Shandor? He built this whole town.

Jamoca.

JANINE [CHUCKLES]: I remember the day you came in.

JANINE: Who were you?

Jefferson, Einstein, Beyoncé?

Just get into some trouble. There's plenty of time for that.

Just keep an open mind.

Keymaster? One second.

Kid, there are a lot of mountains

Kind of. My father died.

Large P wave, small S wave. Like an explosion.

Left, left, left![GRUNTING]

Let me get a photo first.

Let's go. You were supposed to look after her this summer.

License and registration.

Light them up.

Like a influencer or a DJ.

Like any ordinary house.

Like he was tracking my entire life.

Like Mom. So they can unite...

Like quesadillas. My hair dryer.

Lines.

Listen,

Lizard people. Lizard people?

Look at this. I mean, somehow,

Look, I...

Look, this is totally cool if this is a no.

Lucky, there's.. There's something wrong with the meat.

LUCKY: What do you mean? Our grandfather.

Lucky!

Lucky.

M.T.U.U., that's you?

Made out of selenium girders, mined from right here.

Make it quick.

Make them out of what? I'm serious.

Man spends every week working a piece of land...

MAN: Hey, flattop.

Maybe a physicist? Sure.

Maybe it's the apocalypse.

Maybe she'll take up pole dancing.

Meant nothing by it.

Mm hm. Yeah.

Mmm.

Mom, are you okay?

Mom, come on!

Mom, hit the pedal! Pedal?

Mom!

Mom!

Mom![ELECTRICAL BUZZING]

Mom?

Mom?

Mom?

Mom?

Most of the kids that go here, they're not very bright.

Mr. Grooberson.

Ms. Melnitz, I'm here to sign forms,

Muncher.Muncher.

My children are not criminals.

My friends didn't think so. I know yours didn't.

My hands hurt from galloping.

My mom says we're here to pick through the rubble of his life.

My name's Mr. Grooberson.

My name's Trevor.

My turn.

Mystical Tales of the Unknown Universe.

Needle nose pliers?

Neighbor's electricity is running out of phase.

Never growing a ding dang thing.

New York in the '80s, it was like The Walking Dead.

No fracking, no loud music even,

No kidding.

No offense.

No one knew your father.

No way. Killer replica.Totally.

No way. Was he, like, howling and clanking chains?

No, he came here to finish

No, I loved it.

No, I'm 12.

No, it's fine. Seriously.

No, it's okay. It's..

No, no, no!

No, no, no.

No, of course it bothers me.

No, they are not. But they are the first

No, three...

No! Oh!

No! We need it. Phoebe, let's go.

No! What the hell was that?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I I had a blast.

No. I think he was a sad old man

No. That would've been weird.Oh.

No. You're a mom. You live for us.

None of this rings a bell?

Nope.

Not a single photo.

Not by me.

Not to mention a 100 foot marshmallow man.

Not true. Your skin just shrinks.

Nothing.

Notice a little P wave followed by a large S wave.

Now all of this is ours.

Now I can run my lathe.

Now we were the dead ones.

Now we're finished, babe.

Now, apparently,

Nuggets! Aah! Catch him!

Of course this place is built on a fault line.

Of salinated water deep into the Arbuckle Formation.

Oh, boy.

Oh, cool. Uh, I'm Podcast.

Oh, God.

Oh, gross. No.No?

Oh, hey, how's it going? No, it's not good.

Oh, I call myself Podcast. Because of my podcast.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, I'm sure Phoebe will find something.

Oh, jeez, what happened?

Oh, just your mom. Oh.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God, this is so much worse

Oh, my God, what just happened?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh! Phoebe!

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, no, he was actually just a very ordinary dirtbag.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, Phoebe. Phoebe. There's this secret basement...

Oh, right. Yeah.Yeah.

Oh, the really spooky one?

Oh, the silent killer.

Oh, there was no money to manage.

Oh, um, giving a little color.

Oh, um, mostly mysteries and the unknown,

Oh, well, look, when we started, busting ghosts was a gas.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah. Totally.

Oh, you found popcorn.

Oh! What are you doing?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. We got her! Yes!

Oh.Back to inventory.

Oh.God. Hey. Hey, man.

Oil and gas, that's what happened.

Okay, okay, okay. What's that for?

Okay, playtime's over. Let's toast this muffin.

Okay, smarty.

Okay, uh, what do we do?

Okay, um, maybe a little more. Tell me a joke or something.

Okay, we're speeding. Three, two, one.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Cool. I'm in. Uh, how can I help?

Okay. Okay. Here we go.

Okay.Uh...

On a personal note:

On that same rooftop is where our grandfather fought

On the run...

Once activated, these towers

One by one, miners who had worked for years

One day, they just showed up without explanation.

One morning, I go to work

Or, like, a possum?

Ouch. Fire it up.

Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day

Our grandfather was Egon Spengler.

Out of an electro conductor like selenium?

Overstimulation calms me.

P pardon me.

Pack the silverware and leave with a rent check.

Particle accelerators and hydrogen bombs.

People believed in us.

Perhaps she's on the run.

Pete Venkman from the home office.

Peter just kept it cool.

Peter went back to academia.

PETER: Have you or any of your family

PETER: On the count of three.

Pheebs, be a dear and break into your grandfather's house.

Pheebs?

Phoebe, what exactly is happening here?

PHOEBE: Are we even allowed to be here?

PHOEBE: Gozer isn't he or she.

PHOEBE: He was right all along.

PHOEBE: Something was coming and he knew it.

PHOEBE: Uh...

PHOEBE: Wait! I only get one phone call.

PHOEBE: Who built these?

PHOEBE: You coming? I'm coming.

Phoebe!

Phoebe! Ow!

Phoebe.

Phoebe.

Phoebe.

Phoebe.

Pick up your phone and call the professionals.

Podcast, what are you doing?

PODCAST: Depends who you believe.

PODCAST: Free floating metal muncher.

PODCAST: Hold on.

PODCAST: It's Ivo Shandor. He's been in here for 75 years?

PODCAST: Probably the Tunguska blast over Siberia.

PODCAST: What is all this?

PODCAST: Whoa![GASPS]

Pretty sure it was just a heart attack.

Pretty woke for 3000 BC.

Probably a pigeon or something. Give me the gun.

Probably just fracking.

Pull the lever.

Pull...?

Quick!

Quit messing with my inmates.

Rats.

Ray was the heart.

RAY: If the answer is yes,

Ray? Oh, come on, Ray.

Ray's Occult, and we're closed.

Ready! Trap him already!

Ready?

Ready? I'll be waiting.

Really found its voice in the 46th episode.

Really? Yeah.

Really? You don't have legs? TREVOR: I'm not an adult.

Relax. I didn't even know him.

Remember that summer we died under a table?

Remember that..[CALLIE SCOFFS]

Revelation 6:12."

Right now? Yes.

Right?

Right? Mm.

Right. But..You're a seismologist?

Right. Well, he sounds like a royal dirtbag.

Right. Well, the only thing lurking inside here

Rivers are like the moms of canyons.

Safe?

Safety's off.

Science is all

Science is giving yourself the plague

Science is reckless.

Score.

See the concentric circles around the mountain?

See, that's the thing.

Seriously? How do you of all people not know about this?

Setting the mood.

She got him!

She lives on the Dirt Farm.

She needs both of them. No Gatekeeper, no Gozer.

She really keeps me on the outside.

She sits alone.

She's just an awkward, nerdy kid, but she's awesome.

She's not very coordinated. Oh, I don't think that matters.

She's uncrossing the streams!

SHERIFF: You process them out yet?

Shh! Oh...

Shit!

Should we open it?

Slaves? Movie theater.

So a grasshopper walks into a bar...

So he left us nothing?

So how do we get Gozer into the field?

So I did some digging on the word you heard

So that you might return to Earth...

So then you all just walked away?

So tomorrow I was thinking of grabbing dinner with Gary.

So where you heading?

So why did he leave Mom?

So you're here to uncover the mystery of his death?

So you're just gonna walk in?[PHONE BEEPS]

So, what do a cigarette and hamster have in common?

So, what the hell is going on?

So, what's your podcast about?

Some actor bought up most of Tribeca,

Some believe that true love

Some small town in Oklahoma.

Something's happening inside that old mine.

Sorry about that.

Sorry, Dad.

Sorry.

Sorry. What were you thinking?

Sounds like my father. Yeah?

Spengler? Mm.

Strawberry, red velvet...

Summerville's not even 100 years old, but this is written

Sure they're not. Driving without a license.

Sure you do.

Sure. What's it called?

Switch me on.

Take a little advice.

Take a moment.

Take it anyway. I got another one at home.

Taking a bite out of Steve Fletcher's truck.

Taught me not to be afraid.

Tell me what this is.

Than I thought it was gonna be.

Thanks for pitching in. You're welcome.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That almost killed you. Yeah, with your face.

That came out wrong. Kind of.. Yep.

That doesn't bother you?

That doesn't make sense. No, not at all.

That has no underground volcanic activity, no fault lines,

That I didn't mean a thing to him.

That I had the tools and I had the talent.

That is the best thing I've ever seen.

That kind of thing. Like a money manager?

That one's haunted.

That their ghost problems didn't matter

That was a long time ago.

That was before I had children. Oh!

That was gonna "consume humanity in darkness forever."

That was normal.

That was your boyfriend Gary. Boyfriend?

That's a map. Yeah, I know it's a..

That's funny.

That's funny. No, it's not.

That's how it starts. First there's a map.

That's it?

That's my mom.

That's true.

The Association for the Advancement of Retired Persons,

The Dirt Farmer's house?

The earthquakes.

The economy was good. Reagan years.

The Gatekeeper and Keymaster must assume the form of beasts."

The Keymaster and the Gatekeeper.

The kids hungry? They want some of this, uh,

The kind that repels loved ones.

The Krakatoa eruption.

The Manhattan Crossrip.

The mine's been closed since the '40s.

The most violent volcanic activity in human history.

The occasional restaurant review.

The sex appeal.

The show really finds its voice on Episode 46.

The slammer, huh? I've been there myself.

The stories are real. Yeah, and so were the guys

The truth is, I've always wondered

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service,

The whole town was basically a mining operation.

Then everyone's calling you the Dirt Farmer.

Then I change locks.

Then it just stopped? Mm hm.

Then the grasshopper's like:

Then these physicists showed up

Then things got slow, hauntings got thin.

Then why do you live here?

Then you move into a haunted house.

Then you turned into a dog. Then you got humpy.

There is quite a bit of debt.

There it is. This is Summerville.

There she is.

There we go.

There!

There'd better be a bar.[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

There's something you need to see.

There's two whales in a bar. One of them goes:

These don't look tectonic or volcanic.

They bore out this mountain like a g****fruit

They called it...

They can't be the first to go joyriding.

They just put all these signs up

They were forced to close down the whole enchilada.

They were just here.

They're vacancies.

Think you can put in a good word for me?

This is a state sponsored work camp for delinquents.

This is a volcano, all right?

This is moving way too fast. You gotta just relax.

This is Podcast.

This is Summerville.

This is what he's been working on all those years.

This is where they processed all the raw selenium?

This is where your grandfather lived.

This isn't a farm.

This place is a dump.

This thing is real?

This thing's ancient. It's written in a kind of cuneiform.

This was Grandpa's plan.

This was her idea.

This was my father's place.

Three, two..Three, two, one..

Time's up.

To be fair, you've never been good with money.

To depart this world immediately.

To destroy half of Main Street with whatever that thing is.

To keep a horde of ghosts from entering our dimension.

To serve all your supernatural elimination needs.

To trap Gozer... Out in that dirt field.

Toast.

Totally! Yes! It's punk rock.

Tough luck for you, dude. Sorry.

TREVOR: Building this model? LUCKY: The detail is amazing.

TREVOR: Does any of this bother you?

TREVOR: Everyone watch their steps.

TREVOR: I wonder where this one leads to.

TREVOR: Is that her?

TREVOR: Lucky!

TREVOR: Mom![SIGHS]

TREVOR: Okay, so, what exactly is happening with the map?

TREVOR: Pheebs, what's wrong?

TREVOR: The worst time.

TREVOR: We were on that big mountain,

TREVOR: What happened in 1908?

TREVOR: Whoa, whoa, whoa![GASPS]

TREVOR: You said we'd only be here for a week!

Trevor. I'll see you at work.

Try this one.

Twenty three, 24, 25.

Two millimeters of plastic eye protection?

Two of the CRT emitters are missing.

Two taters, three Spinners, grilled onions, one no cheese.

Two? I'll visit you, okay?

Two..

Ugh, come on!

Ugh, lame.

Ugh!

Uh huh, got it. You're better at other things.

Uh huh. Have you tried Benadryl?

Uh oh.

Uh, but, um...

Uh, conspiracy theories,

Uh, hey.

Uh, I just have, uh, an allergy to science.

Uh, that's terrible.

Uh, yeah, just introduce yourself

Uh, zero "presh."

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Um, back there, yeah.Yeah.

Um, cool.

Um, give or take.

Um, hi. We're.. We're the, um.. The...

Um, I don't know. Mom!

Um, my life is a dumpster fire.

Um, Phoebe.

Um, thank you.

Um, that old apocalyptic ranch off of 99.

Um, what the hell is that?

Um, would you... Sure.

Um, you know, there's a highly entertaining movie

Um...

Under experience, you put "friendly" with a smiley face?

Under the dining table now!

Unrefrigerated shrimp?

Until one day,

Until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Us.

Venkman thought we did our job too well.

Very sorry for your loss. It's okay.

Virgins, probably.

VOICE [WHISPERING]: Phoebe.

Wait a minute.

Wait, wait. What's going on? Hey!

Wait!

Wait!

Wait.

Wait.

Waiting for my ride. Yeah.

Was either a person or a reptile..

Was that a geometry joke?

Was, uh.. Was Phoebe's dad a scientist, or...?

Wavy lines.

We can rule the world.

We caught a ghost tonight.[SHERIFF CHUCKLES]

We could barely keep up our mortgage.

We could've been the most spectacular power couple.

We got evicted, and the only thing that's left in our name

We had kung pao shrimp. We went to jail.

We have lives. You don't think I have a life?

We know... with computers and equipment.

We need to tell Mom.

We should probably get out of here.

We wanna hear about it.

We went from ten calls a week to one if we were lucky.

We...

We're aware.Oh. Oh.

We're barely hanging on here. You don't understand.

We're finished.

We're getting reports of, well, some kind of animal

We're heading up the mountain.

We're on!

We're screwed. We're so screwed.

We're staying, actually.

We're thinking at least third base.

Weird name. Try to make the best of that.

Weird.

Welcome to Rust City.

Welcome to the family.

Well, all right.

Well, hey, at least, uh, Phoebe turned out okay, right?

Well, I don't think we're gonna be doing any labs,

Well, I wouldn't say that.

Well, I'm also an escort.Mmm...?

Well, I'm sure he'll be missed.

Well, it's not dinner, so...

Well, maybe I could check it out sometime.

Well, statistically, most 15 year olds are virgins.

Well, that was weird.

Well, then he's an asshole.

Well, this is me.

Well, what about Egon? Well, he wasn't helping.

Weren't you two friends?

Wertheimers Hardware, run by the Illuminati.

What a shitbox.

What about Phoebe? Think she'd want any of this?

What are those holes in the wall?

What are we talking about?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? I have a plan.

What are you talking about?

What are you up to?

What did they do to you?

What did we let out?

What didn't happen?

What do I do? Mom, stop!

What do we do? I say we fight.

What do you call a dead polar bear?

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

What do you mean?

What does that mean?

What does the name Ivo Shandor mean to you guys?

What happened in New York?

What happened to you guys?

What is that?

What is that?

What is this?

What kind of scientist was Grandpa?

What lurked inside this haunt box.

What should I be looking for? Evidence.

What the hell is going on?

What the hell? Get out.

What the original Ghostbusters started.

What the...?

What was that?

What was that?

What was that?

What were they sacrificing?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? How can you...?

What? No. Just check the glove box.

What? Oh, my God.

What? They're both harmless

What...?

What's a capacitor? Would it kill you to read?

What's happening right now?

What's happening? Where am I? It's okay.

What's his deal?

What's that?

What's up, Casanova?

What's up? Hey.

What's wrong? You love school. I love learning.

Whatever we're doing, we have to do it now.

Where are my kids? They're in the lockup.

Where is it coming from? I don't know. I don't know.

Where, by the way, everybody thought he was nuts.

Whereabouts you staying?

Who climbed a building and saved the world

Who once walked amongst the living.

Who turned his back on his family, his partners.

Who you gonna call?

Who's Gary?

Who's that one?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa. Aztec death whistle.

Whoa. It has a gunner seat?

Whoo!

Why didn't you tell me my grandfather was Egon Spengler?

Why do people call you Podcast?

Why don't we just pick it up tomorrow night, same time.

Why don't you like science?

Why should you never trust atoms?

Why would you make a steel beam

Why?

Why'd you bring me up here?

Will this be the moment of her death?

Winston went into finance.

WINSTON: Egon was the brains.

WINSTON: I came in looking for a steady paycheck.

With ancient carvings.

With these portable proton accelerators

With your ability to...

Would it kill you to just tell me?

Wow.

Wow. That was funny.

Yeah, but we're trying to save the world.

Yeah, great decision, Dad.

Yeah, he was my grandfather. No way, dude!

Yeah, hi.

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, I mean, we're all pretty dang special down here.

Yeah, I'll use that.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Yeah, I'm not an idiot.

Yeah, it's a Cadillac.

Yeah, it's my boyfriend's, actually.

Yeah, nothing stings like a billion electron volts!

Yeah, probably. Where's my order?

Yeah, sure, I'd love to.

Yeah, sure. Weirdo.

Yeah, that's how cemeteries work.

Yeah, the one that says "dirt" on it.

Yeah, they started pumping millions of gallons

Yeah, we're all gods.

Yeah, well, that was before we got evicted.

Yeah, yeah. Do you have priors?

Yeah, you got it.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Bye.

Yeah. I know that. It's pretty obvious.

Yeah. I'm just excited we're in jail.

Yeah. See you.

Yeah. Yeah, I think so too.

Yeah. You showed up. You win.

Yes, I'm aware.

Yes, please. Just don't do that again.

Yes, that's why I winked.Ah.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! Trap him!

Yes! Yeah!

Yes![CAR ALARMS BLARING]

Yes? How are you doing that?

Yes.

Yes.

You all called him the Dirt Farmer?

You brought them home.

You can drop me off here. Are you embarrassed?

You can literally be anything you want.

You can.. You can keep it.

You coming?

You did some digging?

You did, didn't you?

You didn't hit it. You destroyed it!

You don't have a car.[CHUCKLES]

You don't think this is incredible

You don't understand. There is this mountain

You don't wanna be here.

You don't want to.. I'd need to clean..

You gotta be on my podcast.

You gotta see the gold mine of junk I found out back.

You guys, this is kind of stupid.

You have a chance with her. You really do.

You have a date with Gary Grooberson.

You have a friend? You have a car?

You headbutted a park bench.

You just singlehandedly defeated a manifestation of Gozer.

You knew him better than me. I should be sorry for your loss.

You knew my father?[SCOFFS]

You know that farmhouse off the highway with the barn?

You know what this means, right?

You know what? I don't wanna give too much away.

You know when you die, your fingernails keep growing.

You know, my sense of fun and your personality.

You know, we were friends.

You know, you two could have really hurt yourselves.

You look pretty young to own a business.

You mean, aside from the sentimental value?

You okay?

You okay? Ah, yeah. First day.

You really want more of this? Are you kidding me?

You said you had money saved up.

You scared the shit out of me.Mom.

You should borrow my hoodie.

You still covering the rent at Ray's bookshop?

You think you'll ever leave?

You try driving this thing.[SIGHS]

You wanna spend the night in my jail?

You were possessed. Possessed?

You win lottery?

You'll get an idea.

You'll get two years. Max.

You'll live. Phoebe!

You're an adult.

You're funny. It's a pretty hilarious joke.

You're literally setting her up for failure.

You're my subscriber?!

You're starting to sound like your lunatic grandfather.

You're.. You're..

You've done very well for yourself.

Your body's pulled apart into tiny pieces

Your Eminence.

Your grandfather was a Ghostbuster.

Your lips are literally blue.

Your quesadillas are excellent. Thank you.

Your, uh, school is still operating on VHS,

Yum.

16 ounces of fuel isotope, all gone!

1883.

1945.

1984.

...in the name of the county of Summerville, state of Oklahoma,

...like...? Yeah.

'cause of hazardous chemical leaks

'Cause they'll charge you as a minor.

"a dark and shadowy realm within the bowels of the earth.

"and Keymaster, in order that Gozer might rise up

"and protected by a powerful Gatekeeper

"and walk the human plane again.

"Behold,

"Cool"?

"Dad." So you're just...

"Go home. You're drunk."

"the moon became as blood,

"the seas boiled,

"the skies fell.

"The souls of the dead are ruled by a mighty god, Gozer,

"The Sumerians believed in a land of the dead,

"The sun became as black as cloth,

"there was a great earthquake.

"We have a drink named after you."

"You have a drink named Steve?"

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[AIR HISSING]

[ALL CHITTERING]

[ALL GASP]

[ALL GROANING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

[ALL PANTING]

[ALL SCREAM]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[BEEPING SOFTLY]

[BEEPING SOFTLY]

[BEEPING]

[BEEPING]

[BEEPS]

[BEEPS]Yeah, that sounds like him.

[BOARDS CREAKING]

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

[BOTH WHIMPERING]

[BOTTLES TINKLING]Ow.

[BOYS LAUGHING]

[BRAKES SQUEAL]

[BREATHING DEEPLY]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BUZZCOCKS' "BOREDOM" PLAYING]

[BUZZING]

[CHITTERING]

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

[CHUCKLES, THEN GRUNTING]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES] Ray's gonna turn a profit one of these days.

[CHUCKY YELLS]WOMAN: No!

[CLICKING SWITCH HOOK]

[COIN CLINKS]

[CONTINUES WHOOPING]

[COOS HAPPILY]

[COYOTE YIPS IN DISTANCE]

[CRACKLES]Whoa!

[CREAKING]

[CREAKS][ROARS]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[DOG GROWLING, WOMAN WHIMPERING]

[DOOR CLANGS OPEN]

[DOOR CLOSES][FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR SLAMS]

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

[ELEVATOR RUMBLING]

[ENGINE REVVING]

[ENGINE RUMBLES]

[ENGINE STARTS]

[FLOORBOARD CREAKS]

[FLOORBOARDS CREAKING]

[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]

[FUNKADELIC'S "CAN YOU GET TO THAT" PLAYING]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS][SCREAMS]

[GASPS]Are you okay?

[GHOST CHOMPING, GRUNTING]

[GHOST GROWLS, THEN GROANING]

[GHOST GROWLS]

[GHOST GRUNTING]

[GHOST GRUNTING]

[GHOST ROARS]

[GIBBERING]

[GIGGLES]Man, I love that sound.

[GROANING]

[GROANS SOFTLY]

[GROANS]

[GROOBERSON & CALLIE CHUCKLE]

[GROOBERSON SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY, THEN CALLIE LAUGHS]

[GROWLING CONTENTEDLY]

[GROWLING, RUMBLING]

[GROWLING]

[GROWLING]

[GROWLING]

[GROWLS]

[GROWLS]

[GROWLS]

[GROWLS]

[GRUNTING SOFTLY]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS SOFTLY]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS][WAILING]

[GUNSHOT][ALL CHUCKLE]

[HAIR CLIPPERS BUZZING]

[HIGH PITCH WHINING]

[HIGH PITCHED WAIL, THEN GRUNTING]

[HIGH PITCHED WHIRRING]

[HISSING]

[HORN BLARES]

[HORN HONKING]

[HORN HONKING][GASPS, THEN SCREAMS]

[HORN HONKS]CALLIE: Love you!

[IGNITION CLICKING]

[IGNITION CLICKS, THEN ENGINE SPUTTERING]

[IMITATING WHALE]

[IN DEEP VOICE] I like your eyes.

[IN DEEP VOICE] There is no Mom. There is only Zuul.

[JANINE CHUCKLES]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]Now what?

[LATCH CLICKS]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LIGHT RATTLING]

[LOW RUMBLING]

[MACHINE POWERING UP]

[MACHINE POWERING UP]

[MACHINE POWERS DOWN]

[MARSHMALLOWS CHITTERING]

[MCKENNA GRACE'S "HAUNTED HOUSE" PLAYING]

[METAL CLANGS]

[MOUSEPAD CLICKS]

[MOUTHS] Holy shit.

[MUFFLED SHOUTING]

[MUNCHER GRUNTING]

[MUNCHER GRUNTING]

[MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]

[OTIS RUSH'S "ALL YOUR LOVE [I MISS LOVING]" PLAYS]

[PANTING]

[PANTING]

[PANTING][GHOST TRAP BEEPING]

[PEOPLE CLAMORING]

[PEOPLE GASPING]

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[PODCAST GASPS]

[PODCAST SIGHS]

[POWERING DOWN]

[POWERING UP]

[POWERING UP]Phoebe! She didn't mean it.

[PROTON GUN BEEPING]

[PROTON PACK POWERING UP]

[PROTON PACK POWERING UP]

[RAY PARKER JR.'S "GHOSTBUSTERS" PLAYING]

[RECORDER BEEPS]

[RECORDER BEEPS]It has a door and windows,

[RECORDER CLICKS]Speeding. Three, two, one.

[RINGING]

[ROARING]

[ROARS]

[ROARS]

[ROARS]

[ROARS]

[ROARS]

[ROARS][GASPS]

[RUMBLING]

[RUMBLING]

[RUMBLING]

[RUMBLING]

[RUSTLING]

[SCANNER BEEPS]

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

[SCOFFS]

[SCOFFS]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREECHES]

[SHIRLEY ELLIS' "THE CLAPPING SONG" PLAYING]

[SHRIEKING]

[SHUTTER CLICKS]

[SIGHS, SCOFFS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS] And, kid, I wanted to believe.

[SIGHS][CHUCKLES]

[SIGHS][PROTON PACK POWERS UP]

[SINGER VOCALIZING]

[SINGER VOCALIZING]

[SIREN WAILING]

[SIREN WAILING]

[SIREN WAILING]

[SIREN WAILS]

[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]

[SNARLING IN DISTANCE]

[SNARLING INTENSIFIES]

[SNARLING]

[SNARLS]

[SNARLS] [SNARLS]

[SNIFFS]

[SNORING SOFTLY]

[SNORTS, CHOMPING]

[SNORTS]

[SOCKET WRENCH CLICKING]

[SOCKET WRENCH CLICKING]

[SOFTLY] It's a ghost.

[SOFTLY] Okay, so this is happening.

[SPEAKS GIBBERISH IN DEEP VOICE]

[SQUEALING]

[THE NEWDAY'S "WAIT A MINUTE GIRL" PLAYING]

[THE SHIRELLE'S "BABY IT'S YOU" PLAYING]

[THUD, LIGHTS CLICKING]

[THUNDER CRASHES]

[THUNDER CRASHING]

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]Whoa!

[TOOLS RATTLE]

[TRAP CREAKS]

[TREVOR EXHALES SHARPLY]

[TREVOR SHIVERING]Hey, no skills. How's inventory?

[TREVOR SIGHS]

[WAILING IN DISTANCE]

[WAILING]

[WAILS]

[WEAPON POWERING UP]

[WEATHER VANE CREAKING]

[WHIMPERING]

[WHIMPERS SOFTLY]

[WHIMPERS]

[WHIRRING, CREAKING]

[WHIRRING]

[WHIRRING]

[WHIRRING]

[WHIRRING]

[WHIRRING]

[WHIRRING]

[WHIRRING]

[WHISPERING] There is no Mom. There is only Zuul.

[WHISPERS] ...is prominent.

[WHISPERS] Let's get him.

[WHISPERS] Nobody knows.

[WHISPERS] the Shandorian curse.

[WHISPERS] What?

[WHISTLE SCREECHING]

[WHISTLE SCREECHING][GASPS]

[WHOOPS, LAUGHS]

[WHOOPS]

[WHOOSHES]

[WIND WHISTLING SOFTLY]

[WIND WHISTLING]

[WIND WHISTLING]

[WIND WHISTLING]

[WIND WHISTLING]

[WOMAN SCREAMS, CHUCKY YELLING]

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

[WOMAN SCREAMS][GLASS SHATTERS]

[WOMAN WHIMPERS, GRUNTING]

[YAWNS]

[YELLING]

[YELPS]

[ZAPS]

[ZAPS]Aah!

[ZAPS]Ah!

[ZIPPER UNZIPS][GHOST WAILS]

♪ 'Cause a ghost never leaves A haunted house ♪

♪ 'Cause a ghost never leaves A haunted house ♪

♪ 'Cause it's better than Not feeling a single thing ♪

♪ A ghost never leaves A haunted house ♪

♪ A ghost never leaves A haunted house ♪

♪ A ghost never leaves A haunted house ♪

♪ A ghost never leaves A haunted house ♪

♪ After what happened in June Thinking I really loved you ♪

♪ All the tears ♪

♪ Almost glad I miss it ♪ ♪ Oh ♪

♪ An invisible man Sleepin' in your bed ♪

♪ And all the times you weren't There when I needed you to be ♪

♪ And call ♪

♪ And I'd give it to you A hundred times over ♪

♪ And maybe I still do ♪

♪ And sing a little song, go ♪

♪ And you see I've got something to give ♪

♪ Boredom ♪

♪ Boredom, boredom ♪

♪ But I think you're honestly Something I needed to lose ♪

♪ Can't help myself ♪

♪ Clap and pat Clap, pat ♪

♪ Clap slap, clap your hand ♪

♪ Clap your hand Pat it on your partner's hand ♪

♪ Clap, pat ♪

♪ Clap, slap Clap, pat ♪

♪ Even after all the white lies Empty goodbyes ♪

♪ Even if it's not with me ♪

♪ Ghostbusters! ♪

♪ Ghostbusters! ♪

♪ Ghostbusters! ♪

♪ Ghostbusters! ♪

♪ Ghostbusters! ♪

♪ Ghostbusters! ♪

♪ Ghostbusters! ♪

♪ Hoping you're right where You wanna be ♪

♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪

♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪

♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪

♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪

♪ I could never Throw them out ♪

♪ I could never Throw them out ♪

♪ I get reminiscent ♪ ♪ Oh ♪

♪ I know it's not healthy ♪

♪ I never get around To things ♪

♪ I once had a life Or rather, life had me ♪

♪ I paid the price Stayin' alone in my room ♪

♪ I say what comes to my mind ♪

♪ I sit alone at home And cry over you ♪

♪ I think we're on Our final scene ♪

♪ I was one among many ♪

♪ I'm living A straight, straight line ♪

♪ If there's something strange In your neighborhood ♪

♪ If there's something weird And it don't look good ♪

♪ If you're all alone Pick up the phone ♪

♪ If you're seeing things Running through your head ♪

♪ In a book just yesterday ♪

♪ It doesn't help me But I do it anyways ♪

♪ It doesn't help me But I do it anyways ♪

♪ Keep us good In all our memories ♪

♪ Lookin' at photos ♪

♪ Looking at photos ♪

♪ Many nights roll by ♪

♪ My mother told me If I was goody ♪

♪ No, it's not healthy ♪

♪ On the road again... ♪

♪ Or at least I seemed to be ♪

♪ Ow, who you gonna call? ♪

♪ Reading the letters That you gave me ♪

♪ Reading the letters That you gave me ♪

♪ Right hand ♪

♪ Said, "Gonna reap Just what you sow ♪"

♪ Sayin': "It was the last time" ♪

♪ Sha la la la la ♪

♪ Slap your thigh ♪

♪ So I don't have to Throw them out ♪

♪ That she would buy me... ♪

♪ The all went to heaven In a little rowboat ♪

♪ The debts you make You have to pay" ♪

♪ The line broke The monkey got choked ♪

♪ The monkey chewed tobacco On the streetcar line ♪

♪ Then you want back in The second it's cold outside ♪

♪ Three, six, nine The goose drank wine ♪

♪ Till you screwed me over Just like the last time ♪

♪ Well, I read An old quotation ♪

♪ Well, I say what I mean ♪

♪ What can I do? ♪

♪ When somebody Says your name ♪

♪ When, baby, it's you ♪

♪ Who can you call? ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ You know me I'm acting dumb ♪

♪ You know the scene Very humdrum ♪

♪ You walk out the door ♪