Rap Sh!t - Season 1 Edit

A favor, whatever, just... just hit me.

About they students? Like, I... (scoffs)

Academically, Melissa is doing great.

Actually, our families, w we Jehovah's Witnesses. We don't...

After I had Melissa.

Ah...

Aight, or keep using your outside voice.

Aight. What is it?

Ain't no telling, man, you know? It's hard to say really.

Ain't nobody tryna be your Zola! Girl, bye!

All I know is, bro, we don't need no excuses.

All she doing is talking shit, and I could do that.

All the business I'm bringing in here?

All these female rappers have their ass and titties out

All your life, you got ****as trying to label you.

Allegories, metaphors... You know.

Almost.

Alright, so is there somebody that I can call?

Alright, thank you. I'll be in touch.

Alright, you can indulge me until the end of my statement,

Alright? 'Cause ****as is making some real jwett money right now.

Alright? I... (sighs)

Alright? If you're not on your hustle, I ain't 'bout it.

Alright. Alright.

Alright. Love you.

Alright. Thank you.

Am I wrong?

And a woman like you should be traveling the world.

And another student, and Ms. Kandi asked me

And anybody gave a fuck about it?

And bald, I ain't 'bout it!

And don't use the iPad while it's plugged in the wall

And for Melissa.

And how the fuck did that ****a know where the money was at?!

And I don't think that Shawna even respects that.

And I don't wanna look all unprofessional and bring her.

And I got her for us to record on.

And I know how to fix everything. I got you later.

And I think she knows how to rap,

And I thought I was gonna get paid for this placement shit,

And I thought that he and I were gonna make it together.

And I wonder where she could get that from.

And I'm trying to look after your future.

And if business been slow for you, what you think it's been for me?

And if he got a AP on his wrist,

And it is basically porn.

And it just happened so organically.

And it wasn't like that at all.

And it's dat! (laughs)

And it's gonna take Dorothy forever to relieve me.

And it's not that hard.

And let the future begin.

And Mia's dope. Like,

And my connect was on standby. That ****a was ready.

And second, I really don't appreciate, like, the assertion

And she came and shit on everything! Fuck.

And she just wanted to learn.

And signing my first artist.

And that was too long for you, but I wasn't finished.

And that's where your cut comes from.

And the bitch used to always think she was so smart.

And there is this great space camp I found. Look at this.

And they both go hand in hand, and if you got one,

And they still ain't paid me nothing for my engineer work,

And when people search for the song,

And when was you gonna mention that?

And y'all being in a group and just...

And y'all don't respect good music.

And you are literally always with her.

And you don't see a headboard or a box spring in sight,

And you don't. (laughs)

And you gonna ask me for the purple lipstick?

And you just sit in it.

And you seen Guap?

And you shouldn't have no babies with him."

And your girl is up in here rapping about gagging dick?

And, quiet as it's kept,

And...

Anything more specific?

Anyway...

At least you weren't stripping at The Office like I was.

Ay, ay, ay. Tonight's festivities

Bad bitches don't wait in line.

Be quiet! I'm on the phone!

Because I feel like you just tryin' to pick a fight.

Because I felt like... I felt like after high school,

Because I want people to focus on my lyricism,

Because it's a reaction video!

Because that's all the bitch got!

Because you're so good at it.

Before Angie comes back and fires us again.

Behind what?

Benjamin Crump: You asked a very profound question.

Big Fendi did this shit to Nicki. It goes on and on.

Biggie did this shit to Lil' Kim.

Bitch, is you serious?

Bitch, we in Miami.

Bitch, you shoulda seen her reciting poetry to Bam, bitch.

Bitch, you wasn't there!

Bitch.

Boom! Get yo ass on the ground!

Boy, I keep it smackin' around here.

Boy, what you know about that Boom Factor?

Break time is... over. (laughs)

Bro, it smell like an aquarium in here.

Broke boy or girl! There's girls out here that's broke! I know some.

Broke ****a.

Bus Announcer: (on PA) Next stop, Block East,

Business been slow.

But anyway, I'm doing makeup for these girls at the Plymouth,

But every single female rapper's success

But I actually do need to go.

But I c I could do it. I could hold my own.

But I can't just call in favors from my friends.

But I decided I'm better off doing my own stuff anyway, so...

But I didn't go to college.

But I don't want to keep doing it. Like,

But I just reconnected with an old friend,

But I think taking the time to help her talk through

But I'm not about to play dress up for ****as on the internet.

But it's gotta feel artful, too. Like, new.

But look, I got the ashtray.

But look, I got to go, girl.

But other than that, you good though, li'l mama?

But Pastor said he's still got a job for you if you interested.

But right now, there's no woman really, really doing that.

But the freestyle is just going crazy right now.

But we haven't seen each other in four months.

But you didn't listen, and now you're playing catch up, okay?

But you still work at the Plymouth?

But, I don't like ****as touching me though.

Call a Uber?

Can't believe you got me doing this.

Cashier: Next!

Cashier: Thank you. Next!

Cashier: That'll be 19.20.

Catch more flies with honey, love.

Chastity and...

Chastity: Look at her hatin' ass! Man, she

Christmas shopping a little early, are we?

Cliff, I'm gonna see you in, like, two weeks.

Come in with the hook right there! You say,

Come on, man. You know I don't trust none of these bitches.

Come on, now. Making plays. (laughs)

Coming to New York and getting too comfortable.

Could you imagine what I could've been doing

Customer 1: You don't got anybody else working?

Damn, I can't believe how big she is.

Damn! That shit was cold.

Dang, my baby smart, boy.

Did you get any updates? Has Crystal heard the song yet?

Did you get that formula for Tati Judith?

DM me some spots!

Do something the dinosaurs couldn't do

Do y'all know anything about this ****a?

Do you have anything else for them to see

Do you know how long it's been since I've posted something

Do you know who that is?

Do you think I'm stupid?

Do you wanna cook us something to blow off steam?

Don't give it up unless you see the license and registration.

Don't trip. You just on pause. I ain't hang up.

Don't worry about that.

Drag her to space? (laughs) Yo.

Dragging that poor baby to space.

Dramatic ass.

Drive... safely!

Dropped out to work with this...

Eh! Peter Piper picked a pussy!

Especially when they ain't got none of they motherfucking own.

Esther, stay outta this one. Girl,

Every time we saw a ****a in a Gucci belt?

Every time you go to say something, she'd,

Everybody's affected by predatory lending.

Everything is really poorly constructed. Okay.

Exactly, and then nobody wanna watch your little videos, okay?

Excuse me. What is this?

Fan: Dang, what you doin' here?

Fast cars, money.

Fast cars, money.

Fast cars...

Figure some shit out.

First of all, what do you know about that?

Follow Francois Boom, send this to a broke boy!

For real? She is...

For, like, three or four months.

Foul language and negativity and stuff like that.

Francois Boom. That's how I found her.

Francois, can you run that back?

Francois: No, I think we good, Shawna. You got it.

From Superstar Kids Learning Center.

Fuck all these broke boys! (laughs)

Fuck no. (laughs)

Fuck the flies!

Fuck y'all.

Fuck you mean, "drive safe"?

Fuck!

Fuck.

Fun bitch shit! You know, like... Something fun.

Get my body done, make a song about it, and boom.

Girl, did you get as fucked up as you got at the A3C birthday?

Girl, don't you let that baby treat you

Girl, I don't know that ****a.

Girl, I got a whole child.

Girl, I'm just playin'! (laughs)

Girl, I'm not trying to get done like The Renegade Girl.

Girl, if a ****a wanted NPR, they'd go get NPR.

Girl, one day ain't gonna make a difference.

Girl, people are sharing our video left and right.

Girl, this our spot. You know her? You know Shawna?

Girl, we just finished our first song.

Girl, what kind of parties you be at?

Girl, what the gay ****as got to do with it?

Girl, what you doing over there with this makeup?

Girl, you need a mask?

Girl, you sound like my baby daddy.

Girl, you the rapper, your life.

Girl! Ooh! Whatever happened to, um,

Go somewhere and act like you still in your 20s, girl!

Gonna rock with realer bitches. (scoffs)

Good luck, girl. You got it. No, not good luck.

Good night.

Got my friends, and we sharin' a Benz...

Guest: Just call me when my room is ready.

Guest: Just call me when my room is ready.

Guest: This is absolutely ridiculous. Look at her.

Hated her.

He didn't even do all that.

He made her this side chick, then he tossed her.

He never follow through and I be needing help.

He only got two bottles for his section,

He told me we needed to rethink my whole image.

He was in a black car.

Hello! Ms. Spotify!

Hello?

Help me get these in the car.

Henny: There she go.

Her daddy taught math?

Her daddy was a teacher.

Her feelings could go a long way.

Here you go.

Here you go. Elevator's just around the corner.

Here's my pink slip. That's it. I'm done.

Here's to making big deals

Hey, about this invoice, though,

Hey, but Shawna Shawna's up next though. Shawna's up next.

Hey, but you hear this track though?

Hey, Cliffany!

Hey, Jill! Um, I know you saw my texts, girl.

Hey, look, (clears throat)

Hey, look! Our night's just getting started!

Hey, Mia.

Hey, Tati Judith said make sure you label that shit, cuh.

Hey, Warren.

Hey, we need more female rappers like you.

Hey, what's hanging? It's Guapdad4000, baby.

Hey, yo, I'm in the middle of this studio session.

Hey, you hungry?

Hey, you know you just described a genius to me, right?

Hey, you recording me?

Hey! We got money, we got bitches, we got bottles, we got it all!

Hey. Aren't you the rapper girl from that video?

Hey. Did you say he had a black car? Was it a Nissan?

Hey. I always said you was a star.

Hey. I'm, uh, sorry I couldn't be there.

His shit was crooked, so this is my angle, bitch.

Hm. You should let me do that.

Holler at me. I can take care of you.

Honestly, I'm shocked you came through so quickly.

How am I supposed to aim at three of them at the same time, bro?

How I look?

How I see it, you lettin' these ****as control you!

How long that girl been running cards for you?

How we gonna get paid, Duke?

How you liking that 305 experience?

I actually am doing something with my life.

I add fire where I see fire. Next thing you know,

I ain't above seducing and scheming these ****as.

I ain't know what I wanted to be when I grew up.

I ain't never been the type,

I almost pulled my titty out.

I am at work,

I be watching your other raps sometime.

I been seeing that damn freestyle all up and down my timeline.

I bet this shit probably cost, what, a few grand?

I called earlier.

I came out the shower when it pulled off.

I can get it in front of the right people.

I clip my shits, dirty nail ****a.

I didn't know that my car was gonna get towed,

I didn't mean to make you feel like that,

I do have work, aight? Papa gotta make money.

I don't feel like addressing none of you ****as, man!

I don't know what to say.

I don't know, Cliff.

I don't know, I feel like I've breathed new life into it.

I don't know.

I don't know. I haven't done a collab like this

I don't know. Just be careful, girl.

I don't know. So,

I don't like how you're talking right now.

I don't negotiate with bitches.

I don't wanna just lean on you.

I feel I just feel behind.

I feel so bad calling you out the blue like this,

I feel so burnt, but I need a favor.

I fucking miss fucking you.

I fucking miss the way you taste.

I fucking miss you.

I fucking miss you.

I got some shit to take care of. I got real responsibilities.

I got you. Okay?

I gotta put her in a white preschool, okay?

I gotta watch what I do around her.

I guess. Yeah.

I hated it when I was with you, but...

I have, like, 10 minutes before I'm officially done,

I haven't heard this since...

I just I just need somebody to watch her real quick.

I just feel like I can never get on the same page with her.

I just got to work out the production 'cause, right now,

I just need the car seat.

I just need to check the bags real quick.

I just need to get people to know that it's us.

I just told you my life is trash. Like...

I just wanna make you feel good, baby.

I just wish we were with each other.

I just...

I keep doing all the dirty work.

I knew they was lookin' for somebody.

I know it's hard.

I know some shit now.

I know that things have been really difficult between us.

I know that... I know them cleavages.

I know there are conferences! I am speaking at one!

I know y'all mad! Y'all mad, too, look!

I know you ain't coming in here, smelling like the balls

I know you said you don't want my help,

I know, right? It was different,

I know. I need a man to spoil me.

I like what I like. Why are you sex shaming me?

I love you, too.

I love you. Give me air kiss.

I mean, I don't think nothing at all.

I mean, if you listened to anything

I mean, it'll only be, like, for a few.

I mean, maybe if you were

I mean, you could call BA again, but it ain't gonna make

I miss you fucking me.

I need a partner!

I need your half of the money for the rent.

I never got my degree.

I only want my daughter to listen to your shit.

I printed out some reading materials for you to take home,

I really do not know what she thinks I can do.

I really just took songs from the Dream Radio.

I really, really appreciate you though.

I requested an early check in, and they are telling me

I respected it.

I said over the years, you'd be set.

I said we ain't waitin' in no line.

I said, "But, where is my present?"

I saw her OnlyFans, Shawna,

I see.

I shouldn't have come at you earlier.

I spent all my money on a new microphone,

I still don't know who y'all talkin' about.

I think that you'd love it.

I thought for sure your room was going to be painted all black.

I thought somebody was sitting there.

I thought the whole point of your music was to,

I thought you would have copped out a long time ago.

I told her she ain't ever been to no strip club.

I told you I got you.

I told you I'm Mr. Fix It.

I told you we finna start a rap group.

I told you. I know my cleavages.

I tried to warn y'all fuck ****as,

I want a different type of female rapper."

I wanted to know if you could watch Melissa for me tonight.

I was here like this. Scoot here, Treasure.

I was hitting you about that, uh, invoice I sent over.

I was just thinking, like, maybe if you reposted it,

I was mad at first.

I was watching some of y'all videos.

I was. I was gonna do that. I really was,

I will be taking this to corporate!

I will be taking this to corporate!

I work three jobs. Why are you over there

I would Well, shit, tell Guapdad

I would have been a completely different person.

I woulda said something if I knew it was you.

I'll be back. Tell her I'll be back.

I'll burn this shit.

I'll make it up to you.

I'll make this shit back today.

I'll see y'all again next Tuesday.

I'll teach you some things. I been trying to tell you.

I'll tell you like I tell my hoes.

I'm a Miami bitch.

I'm always around a bunch of people. We study together.

I'm back in Miami, and I'm back handsome.

I'm dead! I'm weak! I'm dead! Okay, let's run it back.

I'm doing anything to make music work for me.

I'm doing something new.

I'm done being patient. No. I'm done caring.

I'm gonna give you the money for the car.

I'm gonna make you cum, baby.

I'm here. Where's your car?

I'm in New York City. What are you wearing?

I'm just paying my bills. Like, I still make music

I'm just shootin' my shot.

I'm just worried about, like,

I'm not I'm not proud to be having virtual sex,

I'm not deflecting. Fatima likes you,

I'm not saying she's not a talented, fly bitch,

I'm probably out here getting some money,

I'm really just leaving it up to Shawna.

I'm so sorry. Um... Do you mind if I just...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm still down to look for apartments.

I'm supposed to be meeting up with Shawna.

I'm the concierge here, which means I got everything you need.

I'm tired of being slept on!

I'm tired of being underrated!

I'm tryin' to put you on game.

I'ma go finish studying.

I'ma send you a little bit on top,

If a pencil breaks or if someone steps on her toe by accident,

If I had teachers like her who actually gave a fuck

If I pay the rent this month, you'll get the air fixed?

If there's nothing to follow up with.

If they didn't shut the hell up.

If they smart.

If you ever need a face done,

If you looking to make some extra cash,

If you sign up now, it's half the price.

If you were sorry, you would fix it!

If you're too emotionally available,

In Miami, we don't play that, alright?

In the meantime,

In this special live edition of Crabs In A Barrel,

In your face, you know?

Is brought to you by, uh, the Duke of Titties.

Is fighting gonna make you feel better?

Is it a way I can get, like, an advance or something?

Is that what you think is going on?

Is tied to some ****a that wants to fuck them.

It be another ****a in the back giving 'em bars!

It could get some more eyes on it,

It is kinda loud, so you gonna have to speak up

It pay off to dream big.

It shouldn't result in a big burst of anger.

It takes out like the pop sounds when you say p words.

It was a school night, and you had Melissa.

It won't happen again. I can promise you that.

It's 'cause you a rapper now?

It's a check about as big as a body positive bitch.

It's a pop filter. It's for... (blows)

It's astronomical. Like, a broke ****a have my pussy

It's bangin', ain't it?

It's hot as fuck.

It's just a little somethin' somethin', you feel?

It's just something to work on.

It's just...

It's like I'm begging motherf...

It's my roommate's. She been leaving her hair everywhere!

It's not a handout.

It's not that hard, Lamont! Damn!

It's really, really embarrassing.

It's right there.

It's... Fucking stupid?

Jermaine: How you gonna be a senator,

Jermaine: Wait, hold on. Is that Shawna?

Jigga Juice, what's happening, man?

Jimmy Butler had a party.

Joint custody is really the lick.

Just 'cause I'm cute like that.

Just doin' whatever the fuck you want to do?

Just give me, like, topics, ideas,

Just happy I get to see something new.

Just kidding, Tom. One penis for the rest of my life!

Just roll in there and do some ad libs.

Just text me when you're ready to stop playing

Just to be taken seriously? Come on, that's wack.

Karena's "Back That Ass Up" barbecue. (laughs)

Kayla: (on phone) Hi. This is Kayla

Kim was a woman's fantasy.

Ladies, if he's driving a Rolls Royce,

Lamont: (on video) Hold on, listen! Listen!

Lamont: (on voicemail) What's good, man? It's your boy Lamont.

Lamont: Hey, whatever. You know I got you.

Lamont: Put my little homie up on game.

Left cheek, right cheek thing going on.

Lemme finish. My bad if I paused

Let me fix this for you, with your tiny ass.

Let me help y'all out.

Let me just pull this over here.

Let me tell y'all something.

Let the garbage be in the garbage can.

Let's bust it!

Let's do this. Here.

Let's go! All me.

Like a bag of chips, just dry, bitch. Like, I

Like I don't drive safe no other time?

Like you thought you was better than everybody.

Like, fuck a broke, useless male.

Like, I can't even hate on her. Like, she on Cardi B shit.

Like, I know we...

Like, it's been three months, and I still ain't heard shit.

Like, just took over me.

Like, show me my present.

Like, whatever it is, it just gotta be fun and sexy,

Listen, my girlfriend is spittin' some bars for y'all.

Listen, my girlfriend is spittin' some bars for y'all.

Listen, please don't use all the battery on Ms. Shawna's phone.

Listen. I promise, I I thought of everybody else I could call.

Little bitch that work up here!

Living and breathing this rap shit! What?

Long as I known you, you always been so focused on your music.

Look good right now. I don't even feel good.

Look it, y'all. Do it again, Lissa!

Look,

Look, honestly, bruh, you gimme a couple more pieces...

Look, I forgot to tell you! I seen Lamont at the Publix

Look, I'm not taking nothin' from her.

Look, Mia.

Look, speaking of... (grunts)

Look. She's, like, this retired stripper.

Loosen up.

Make sure you feed her before you bring her to my house.

Man, I don't even know why you still fuck

Man, Renaldo? Li'l Ree Ree?

Man, that's some bullshit.

Man, what the f...

Man, when I heard the shit, I'm like, oh!

Man. Wasn't nobody even talkin' about you.

Manipulative producer,

Mariah: Come on, Mia! Look at the camera.

Maurice, which one of y'all little hoes dress you today?

Maurice: I just don't wanna be getting overcharged.

Maurice: No, no, no, no. See,

Maurie: Oh shit, you ain't know?

Maybe even some people at Spotify.

Maybe I wouldn't pick fights if you weren't commenting

Maybe it was a Glock.

Maybe she could replace loose pussy Jazmin ass.

Maybe the ****a worked at Target or something!

Maybe you could listen to our song.

Me and you go back.

Meanwhile, this bitch don't know nobody in this place.

Melissa often has big reactions

Melissa told a student

Melissa: Okay...

Mia, I'm... I'm so sorry.

Mia, your mama was the same way.

Mia: (laughs) Thank you.

Mia: (rapping) Classy. I'm a real bitch, but I'm nasty. Ride the D...

Mia: Did I tell y'all about this one ****a who I used to fuck with?

Mia: I know this ****a didn't buy a new watch.

Mia: Okay, I'm finna turn the instrumental on.

Mia: Run, bitch!

Mm hmm. If you can't satisfy me, I ain't 'bout it!

Mm hmm. Y'all was on two different pages.

Mm mmm. That baby don't need to be watching that mess.

Mm. Big.

Mm. I mean,

Mm. I mean, the game is the game.

Mm. Maybe.

Mm. You hard?

Mm...

Mm...

Money?

My "faucet" is broken.

My art is not for the male gaze.

My auntie, she about to get on a flight, like, tonight,

My baby daddy was supposed to pick up my daughter from school,

My family ain't come from no money.

My mama at work. Lamont grandma is sick.

My ****a, this barely a sprinkle.

Nah, but check it out. Pull up tonight...

Nah, cuh, that shit was gris.

Nah, I gotta want you to touch me.

Nah, please don't do that.

Nah, the night was crazy! We needed this!

No disrespect,

No, but I am gonna perform for you.

No, I did that. I did that.

No, I didn't stop! I didn't stop!

No, it it's fine. It's fine. I'll be there.

No, it's not. Nothing is guaranteed for me.

No, ****as didn't...

No, no, it's actually fire.

No, no, no. I just I'm not in the mood. I feel stupid.

No, not lyrics. I could do that.

No, not yet. I got in...

No, that's not how it happened.

No, you didn't, but noted.

No, you fucking don't! No, you don't!

No, you look sexy! Come on.

No!

No! I don't even (laughs)

No! Like, male gaze. Like patriarchy shit.

No. W why are

Not one of them.

Not what I look like. You know,

Now I gotta go up there tomorrow!

Now I know why you needed that extra bread.

Now she in a rap group? What is happening?

Now she using her following to cash in on music.

Now, he's promoting this Blackface ass artist.

Now, you can make videos just like Mommy does.

Of all creeds.

Oh fuck.

Oh look! And it went through,

Oh my god!

Oh my god. (laughs)

Oh my god. (sighs)

Oh my god. You know what? We should start a rap group.

Oh shit! We still on live with this fake deep shit.

Oh shit.

Oh, hell yeah. Line wrapped around the block?

Oh, I don't have one yet.

Oh, I was I was being sarcastic.

Oh, j j just jot down this number.

Oh, never mind. I'm stuck that way.

Oh, shit! (laughs)

Oh, so (laughs, sniffs)

Oh, wait. Are we gettin' started?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, we got you.

Oh, you already know how we do, man.

Oh, you must have forgot I ain't charge you shit

Oh! Girl, I seen you had got signed, and...

Oh! Hey, boo!

Oh! I'm next! It's my fucking bachelorette weekend!

Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry. Uh, Burt,

Oh! SM7B?

Oh. Cum with me.

Oh. I was gonna say maybe we could just...

Oh. Oh, yeah. Can we, um, can we try for another night?

Oh... You got a pen or something sharp?

Okay, fine. Drive safe.

Okay, girl. Let me follow the formula.

Okay, go in there, I'll play the beat for you,

Okay, I wanna say something like this.

Okay, I was thinking on the second verse,

Okay, I was working on my album with him,

Okay, if you not paying my rent, I ain't 'bout it,

Okay, just follow me to the front desk.

Okay, let me help.

Okay, maybe Kim did,

Okay, so boom. Check this.

Okay, so stop acting like you can't hear me then!

Okay, so turn the music down! Step outside! I mean, it's...

Okay, so we supposed to go to customer service

Okay, we can work with this.

Okay, yeah, and you know I'm the one

Okay, you always complain about being slept on,

Okay!

Okay? Do not pass go, do not collect $200, okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. (sighs)

Okay. And?

Okay. ID, please.

Okay. It can be fun and sexy. It can be all those things,

Okay. Like I said, you do not get it.

Okay. See you. Have fun.

Okay. The total is...

Okay. Uh...

Okay...

On other girls' Instagram photos.

On some real shit, I already got a vision for y'all.

Once, once you sing with a girl like that,

Ooh! Okay. Thank you so much, Jill.

Or give in to this industry bullshit.

Or married to somebody who was.

Or they could just google "hobosexual Haitian,"

Out of commission.

Over and over again! It's tired!

P P P P P P Pop that pussy!

P P.

People are finally gonna hear my music.

People are really going to feel this.

People start caring about my music.

Please give us a call back.

Please, Mama, I I don't wanna talk about him.

Plus, I needed to get some gear for my studio.

Plus, this is my career, too,

Pussy and money,

Pussy this, pussy that. What's, what is it about?

Real bitches gonna ride for you.

Reality Star: (on TV) Alright, alright, alright.

Remember that.

Rent due Friday! Damn!

Rent due, and I need to make some money. So,

Right.

Right. Be livin' the life, huh?

Rub it for me now.

Run! (laughs)

Say hello to my little friend.

Say it again, Mia. Say it again.

Scary ass hoe.

Seduce and scheme! (laughs)

See, that's why I don't fuck with broke ****as

Shawna, that smell good! Uh, you make enough for me and bae?

Shawna, what happened to taking a break?

Shawna: Hey, I got another card.

Shawna: I tore up my whole closet trying to make a studio for us.

Shawna: Look at today's blazer, y'all. This ****a muttin'.

Shawna: Oh, my god. She got so much work done.

Shawna: Please be gentle. Yeah.

Shawna: She got a lot of work done.

Shawna: This for real, dog? What?

Shawna: This is basically her office at this point.

Shawna: Whenever a VIP comes in,

Shawna: Why are you showing me this?

She about to get turnt up!

She always look like that?

She can go with me to the store.

She cutting up enough people at school.

She don't want Roselyn accidentally

She eat like a grown ass woman, Teisha,

She experienced in all this.

She got out the club, started a OnlyFans,

She has a really loyal following.

She has so much engagement.

She need to be remembered.

She said a astronaut?

She said the shit that girls wanted to say.

She said the student was being loud,

She says she gonna connect them with another VIP.

She texted me earlier, bro. Don't...

She told me she wants to be an astronaut, hence...

She used to be, like, Kirsten Dunst white.

She's back, she's back, she's back. She's back. Shh.

She's rapping now, and it's good, too.

She's so damn thick. I just wanna get behind her

She's so satisfied with herself. She is so happy

She's the holy grail of microphones,

Shit, I don't know! I I think the shit was planned

Shit, I know you can't smell. This house smell like hot ass,

Shit, I thought I was gonna be big, too.

Shit, I'd rather have a piece of degree

Shit, nothin'. Chillin'. Hey, yo,

Shit, we can get this shit together.

Shit, you a real one.

Shit! Like, listen.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. (mumbling) Put that on my shit.

Shit. Gimme something.

Show me.

Shut the hell up, Teisha. No, I wasn't.

Since we talking about it, I'm gonna need you

Sisters with self respect.

So first, I'm really praying that my daughter's asleep,

So I don't need her mad with me.

So I'm not gonna answer this message

So she ain't gotta hear all this, you know,

So there can be greater accountability?

So we are brown bagging it.

So what's the point? Y'all listen to the same shit

So, I don't wanna bother you,

So, I wanted to talk about what our vision gonna be.

So, no?

So, now we're going to do your verse.

So, uh, how you wanna do this?

So, uh, shit...

So, um...

So, you remember her daddy?

So, you telling me there is no possible way

Some ****as wait years to see the bread, dog.

Something for the girls to get ready and party to.

Something for the summertime.

Sometimes you gotta support from afar.

Sometimes, I feel disconnected from you and, like

Somewhere along the line, he stopped believing in me.

Sound like it went good to me.

Sound like you believe in me or some shit.

Stop depending on these ****as.

Stop making me do this shit by myself!

Student loans, rent.

Stupid ass G.

Suddenly, like, all these other artists

Surrounded by glass.

Take the placement money and buy your own car seat.

Taking two of them again.

Tati!

Technically, I'm rapping as the student loans.

Tell Guapdad... Tell him bye.

Tell y'all right now, I'm retiring. Here.

Ten percent. Mm...

Than be where I'm at right now.

Thank y'all for subscribing!

Thank you so much for the opportunity.

Thank you, Attorney Crump. How do we bring change

Thank you.

Thank you.

That asked her to be in a group with me.

That boy's a clown. I'm not even worried about him.

That I'm just in here doing me and shit like that

That is Shawna! She finally took

That little girl can eat.

That my room isn't ready.

That proposed to me on my birthday?

That she would drag them to space

That shit cold. I can't even be mad at that.

That small shit don't work no more.

That stupid ass Wakanda mask off.

That was all our money for the week!

That women could be having a good time and winning?

That's 'cause yo ass was bad as shit.

That's a size one issue.

That's it! Right there! Uh, the Ghetto Dominatrix!

That's relevant to people's lives,

That's so nice. How old is she?

That's what's up. Hey,

That's why I called you.

That's why I fuck with you. You don't limit yourself.

That's your boy's doing right there.

The athletes, the rappers, the trap ****as?

The aunties will be proud.

The Duke of Miami, fresh tat on here. You see me?

The first six months when you moved out here.

The King ****a Crab strikes again.

The money get there no quicker, dog.

The other night. Girl, he skinny!

The resources at the time all started going to them.

The shit that you wanna rap about.

Their whole coochies was gonna be out like this.

Them hoes got robbed? That's some rookie shit.

Them teachers ain't care about me.

Then I just chalked that shit up.

Then what are you doing? You know,

There was an incident between Melissa

There. Duke.

There's nothing unique about it! And the shit is not new either.

These bitches ain't hittin' like they used to.

These new hoes ain't got no damn ambition.

These ****as only know two things.

They get bitter when they see you living your dreams.

They gonna find my shit, too.

They got you in a hoodie and a fuckin' mask.

They got you working overtime and I don't like that.

They moving slow as fuck.

They're gone. Okay.

They're just puppets! They don't even write their own shit, Mia!

They're not in this shit to win.

This bitch still quoting poetry.

This from one of the IDs I gave you?

This from this other little plug I got.

This is a whole motherfuckin' Miami takeover, baby!

This is Lauryn, as in Hill.

This is the opposite of everything you stand for.

This kind of support is really hard to get.

This shit getting me hot. Come on, bro.

This why you need to give me the whole week.

TittyBoi tour! You already know how I do!

To a reunion.

To all the bitches who need to hear this.

To cover rent this month.

To listen to that ****a,

To make the music you believe in,

To policing in this country

To set up a conference tomorrow to discuss.

To the beach with us, and now I'm rethinking it.

To things we call "size one problems."

Told you God was gonna get you back.

Tonight's already another time.

Tony Montana: (on TV) Come on! I send you all to fuckin' hell!

Took some edibles. It was cute.

Treasure, stop interrupting her! Damn!

Trivia Host: The original Jack Ryan...

Try to think of things that have double meanings.

Trying to finish up this track at work.

Turn the camera off.

Turn up!

Uh (sighs)

Uh uh, girl!

Uh uh. Nah. Real bitches...

Uh, no. That's just a a regular park.

Uh, w where is the beach?

Um, how soon can you get me some cash?

Um, I can K Wang now. I mean, I'm not good at it,

Um... Where your bathroom at?

Under The Vision. I actually just uploaded a video.

Until next time.

Use your nails.

Vocals' crisp. Shit, I didn't think it was gonna be that good.

W what do you do when you don't got a car?

Wait, I I made a playlist.

Wait!

Wanted to start working with him. So,

Was in a rap group with a porn star, bruh.

Was this on sale?

We about to ride around with the air on.

We ain't gotta talk about it if you don't want to.

We be back! Ha!

We can't do that, though. Like, we in a new era of women.

We could barely keep up with all the money he was throwing.

We don't believe in Christmas.

We don't even got the same demographic, Unc!

We fittin' to turn up tonight! I'm about to give them that

We gonna get you figured out.

We gonna let her be Melania. (laughs)

We got different lives and shit,

We got it out the mud.

We got the opportunity to do what the fuck we want to do,

We gotta record this today.

We gotta turn up. (laughs)

We had a little incident during reading time.

We have all these rooms at capacity. There are so many conferences

We know what it's like to get it out the mud.

We livin', boy, we livin'! Look! Look!

We need somebody to produce it.

We not because everybody looks the same!

We speak the same language.

We thinking about going out tomorrow. Come.

We went up to this cute little Thai spot in Hell's Kitchen,

Welcome to the studio.

Well then, you need to take his ass to court.

Well, as you know, uh,

Well, I wouldn't be too alarmed,

Well, rap about me.

Well, that ****a won't even keep her a whole weekend, so...

Well, you know I know everybody.

Well... (laughs)

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Listen, I was gonna invite you

What are you even talking about?

What are you talking about? She doesn't do porn.

What do you wanna rap about? 'Cause I'm open to suggestions.

What kind of gun did he have?

What should I rap about?

What you calling for?

What you mean?

What you think about it?

What, you don't like it? It's bad?

What, you want me to write down some lyrics?

What? Nah. Nah, fuck all that. I don't need no handouts.

What? She say one day not gonna make a difference.

What?!

What's a Glock look like?

What's his name? Fine ****a back in Ms. Rodriguez's class?

What's popping?

What's so wrong with having ****as looking at you?

What's that Maya Angelou quote?

What's up? (laughs)

What's up? Girl, you keep popping up like a jackrabbit

What's up? I was actually just about to...

Whatever happened to the producer ****a

Whatever I can get, man.

Whatever we do, I just want... I really want ****as to think.

When I look at Nicki, I see a talented, fly bitch.

When I'm working

When someone show you who they are,

When you a successful artist,

Where you calling from?

Where'd you go? You just disappeared.

Which is...

Who taught you that?

Why was it so urgent? What happened to that last re up?

Why would I want our song to be about debt?

Why you looking at her like that, ****a?

Why you making this something it's not?

Why you wear that mask?

Why?

Win us back, baby.

With him anymore.

With no ****as controlling this.

With no originality, while I'm over here

With them other lame ass promoters.

Working at the Plymouth, not doing shit. Like...

Wow. I'm speechless.

Wow. You really pay for OnlyFans.

Y you're deflecting hard as hell right now.

Y'all bitches about to make me break out into hives.

Y'all don't remember her from high school?

Y'all fell out years ago.

Y'all got me actin' all crazy out here on my lunch break.

Y'all ****as know what the fuck it is.

Y'all, did I miss something?

Y'all, we got tired of paying for these drinks,

Y'all's favorites are out here doing the bare minimum

Yeah 'cause she does porn.

Yeah, aight.

Yeah, alright. But look, Mia,

Yeah, but as your manager.

Yeah, I can dance for you.

Yeah, I told you!

Yeah, I tried to stuff it up. (laughs)

Yeah, I was going to, but I need the money,

Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out what that would sound like.

Yeah, I'm trying to tell you, Mia,

Yeah, it didn't work out. It didn't work out,

Yeah, it it shouldn't.

Yeah, she was like 2 last time you seen her.

Yeah, that shit orchestral.

Yeah, yeah, that's me. That's, like, two years old.

Yeah, yeah. I want I want to.

Yeah! Hey, Mia, baby!

Yeah! I'm a rapper! That shit's easy!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. And you so concerned about making art for them,

Yeah. How long you been staying here?

Yeah. I'm probably gonna return it.

Yeah. Just gotta...

Yeah. Just, you know, get them to credit you.

Yeah. Okay. Um...

Yeah. Um...

Yeah. Yeah, I saw. That was really different.

Yeah. Yeah. I was pretty sure I told you that.

Yep.

Yes, accordions. Yeah, that shit with the air in the middle!

Yes, you did.

Yes, you, sir.

Yes! What?

Yo girls been staying here?

Yo, Cliff. You ain't tell us that your girl Shawna

Yo, Milio. What's poppin', bro?

Yo, next time we in town,

Yo, show some respect. Get your feet off my furniture.

Yo, what the fuck?

Yo, yo, yo! Tell 'em why we celebrating!

Yo.

You ain't the only one I got to pay!

You always do this. Can you move your hand so I can read it?

You be going off!

You been encroaching on my clients any fucking way.

You bought the ticket?

You can either keep working hard

You caught me right on time.

You could get the other.

You couldn't even pick up your daughter from preschool.

You did real good out there.

You don't even have to ask me about a goddamn thing.

You don't negotiate with Fabuloso either.

You don't tell me shit.

You gonna be the first one we call, aight? Yo, JB!

You gonna hire her?

You gonna rap for me?

You good, girl.

You got money to waste?

You got to keep going.

You gotta let these dudes know what you ain't about.

You gotta pay extra for that.

You had a viral video or something like that?

You hung out with her.

You in the hood now, baby.

You just mad 'cause I ain't ever wanna recruit your ugly foot ass.

You just peaced all the way out...

You just seem like the type to be punching holes in the wall.

You just told me they was making it rain last night.

You know how my section do. Pull up on them.

You know I don't know guns like that.

You know I got to go soon.

You know I love you, right?

You know she talking about she colorblind?

You know that girl you put me onto, like, two years ago

You know that money comin' right back.

You know that's how people are gonna see you, right?

You know what I mean? Like...

You know what? Fuck this.

You know what'll help?

You know, he was throwing so much money,

You know, just to see.

You know.

You lookin' for your car?

You make sure we get the Duke's car out the valet?

You need to get up out that house,

You need to let them bitches go for that.

You on that queen shit.

You really came up with that off the top of your head like that?

You remember what happened last time you forgot that shit?

You remember where you started at? Oh.

You see I'm trying to pack up and leave,

You seen Mia doing music now?

You spent money on a new mic?

You still gonna be hanging out with her?

You talkin' to the wrong person, man.

You think I don't?

You think ****as not gonna be talking while you dance? You stay in it.

You thinking about trying to recruit her again?

You thought I thought I was better than you?

You trying to get squared away tonight?

You was that soundtrack at the protest.

You was working with?

You will?! Oh, my god. Girl!

You would have had a million views, too. Ew...

You wouldn't get it.

You'd help us for free?

You're busy with school and...

You're on different waves. Nobody's even associating you

You're talented. Okay. (laughs)

You've never been to New York?

Younger me never thought I would still be here, back in Florida,

Your life has a track. You can see your progress.

Your read receipts are on. Um...

2nd Avenue and 62nd Street.

21 Savage hopped on your boy's beat!

305 262 5767.

305! We live!

...seduce, and scheme! Ah! Ah!

...seduce, and scheme! Ah! Ah!

...who just complimented my motherfucking work ethic... Lamont!

'Cause I got a durag in the backseat. Okay.

'Cause that's not I I I think so.

("In This Bih" playing) (FaceTime ringing)

(all cheering) (glasses clink)

(answer chimes) Hey.

(answers) Yes, ma'am?

(bass heavy music) Yo! Y'all know what might motherfucking hit?

(beep) Okay, so I was working on our song last night, and...

(beep) Why do you have to record me?

(beeping continues) Customer 2: Can y'all open up another line, please?

(beeping) (store chatter)

(bicycle bell rings) They kept circling the block.

(both groaning) You gonna ruin it for me!

(cheering) Jill: Yes, ma'am!

(club chatter) (rap music blasting)

(club music playing) (laughs) I didn't know

(coins rattling) My placement came through.

(crinkling paper) My boy?

(crowd chatter, laughter) What happened today?

(ding) Hey, look, I gotta connect y'all! (laughs)

(ding) Shawna: Okay.

(door buzzing) (bell ringing)

(door opens, shuts) (sighs)

(door opens) Run, bitch!

(elevator dings) Hey.

(elevator dings) Mm. Is that right?

(envelope crinkling) (phone ringing)

(FaceTime ringing) (Melissa crying)

(Francois echoing) (beep)

(gunfire continues) Yo...

(hangs up) (speaks Haitian Creole)

(hip hop beat playing) (Mia clears throat)

(laughing) (song continues)

(laughs) (notification chimes)

(laughs) All I know is, cuh, they better re sell some of this shit.

(laughs) Give a ****a an inch.

(laughs) It's the Duke of Miami, fam!

(laughs) Put it in the comments.

(laughs) Seduce and scheme! Ah!

(laughs) She is such a leader.

(laughs) This shit is nice! What is th

(laughs) What about my boy Ben Simmons though?

(laughs) You in Central Park?

(laughter) I can help who's next.

(laughter) Yes! Specifics! Let 'em know!

(loud music, rapping) Yo!

(music continues) I produced this shit!

(music stops) (door creaks)

(music, crowd cheering) We at the Office! Eh, turn up! You already know

(musical timer beeping) Oh!

(mutters) I'm gonna try and fix that. (song restarts)

(phone ringing, answers) Chastity: Hey!

(phone ringing) (clears throat)

(phone ringing) (song fades out)

(rap continues) (scoffs)

(rap continues) Okay.

(rapping continues) Shawna: Oh my god. Damn!

(rapping continues) Yeah, this is you.

(rapping) Aleesia: This the bitch y'all been talking about?

(recording beep) Shawna: Ta da!

(ringing) It's just such a sell out move.

(screaming on TV) H how do you say. "run, bitch!"

(screeches) Y'all got some real Be quiet!

(sends text) You good?

(sighs) If I'm being honest,

(sighs) So you were serious about that?

(sighs) I see you. (hangs up)

(song ends) Customer: I don't need a bag for that.

(song playing louder) (Lamont humming)

(TV continues) I got a session in an hour.

(TV continues) So, why you look like you drowning?

(video stops) (TV chatter)

(video stops) (typing)

about being bad at her job. (shutter snap)

Absolutely not! (both laughing)

Aight. Man! Yeah, you know me

all over the place. Girl.

Alright, I gotta go. Good luck. Shawna: See you.

Alright? I promise. Okay.

Alright. Bye!

Alright. Keep your head up now! Okay.

and ask for a pussy refund? Girl, maybe!

And faded! Hey! Yeah!

and he didn't wait. Wait, she's in school already?

And it's dat! (laughs) (ding)

and make it clap. Oh my god...

And she gonna sound like that? Mm.

And then what? We start over.

And this is my manager right here. You already know. Oh.

and you the first result. Bro,

and, of course, I'm fittin' to be the pretty hype bitch. Come on!

because what? Because it can explode in my face...

Bitch ****a. (video stops)

Bro, the sweat never dies, cuz. Can you tell me where the jet skis are?

Bro, where's my team?! Oh my god. (text chimes)

But fuck that! We vibe! (rap music playing)

but I don't got no time to be wasting, so... (sighs)

but it has 80,000 views. So, now you in a group?

but it's also really fucking good. Mm.

but you don't wanna put them to sleep. Please just play the video

But you know I show ****as a good time. Hey! Yeah.

But, we're gonna be recording tonight! Okay.

Call me a basket case... Okay!

Casket! Shawna: How much money, baby? Skip the foreplay.

Chill out, man, just chill. I already don't like your ass.

come back tomorrow. What? No. No, no, no.

Come on, now. Slap, slap, slap! (nervous laugh)

Cool. Okay. Have a good day.

Cuh, had the thing right here. Yeah?

Damn! What happened here? (TV chatter)

Damn. Got my attention. Mm.

Damn. What happened? I...

Dancer: Mm... Let me see your phone.

Dang, business lookin' real good for y'all. Oh, this? Yeah, you know,

Dang! (laughs)

Debit or credit? Credit.

Declined! Mm! (laughs) Seduce and scheme!

Did it have a Heat logo? Mm hmm.

Did you see that? Genius shit. (shuts door, music stops)

Did you steal this? (laughs) Steal?

Did you try that succotash technique I told you about? No, bitch!

Do you wanna watch? Yes, yes, yeah. Very much so.

Eh, keep grinding though. (hangs up)

Elon Musky! Y'all need to sign my girl! (laughs)

Esther: I know that's right. Shawna: Thank you, Esther!

Fire department almost shut us down. For real?

For real? Yeah. It's really different,

Get outta here, please. Basic disgusting ass ****a. (phone ringing)

Girl, for what? That ****a ain't got shit. Ooh! That's true.

Girl, nah! No! Turn it off, please. Please...

Girl, we in the middle of a bad bitch renaissance. No!

Girl, you wear masks. That's different!

Give me my card! Shawna: Here you go.

Glossy Tae. Right,

Go out, lock the door behind you. She can't do that.

Grandma, she good! She like it! Grandma: Mm...

Grandma: Melissa wanted to say hi. Hi, Daddy.

Guest: Excuse me? Ma'am? (song stops)

Happy belated. Did you see my text? No.

Harrison Ford! No, no! Alec Baldwin!

He wore Goodfellow underwear. How the fuck

Here it is right here. I'm so sorry. (chiming)

Hey, everything's gonna work out. (notification chimes)

Hey! Balling like basketballs...

Hey. What's up?

His pubes was too long, so I didn't want no shit getting st Can you finish?!

Hm. Alright! Okay. (beep)

Hold on. What? Look, bro!

Hold up. (rappers laugh)

Hook it up. You know I wanna help her,

How about that? Wait, what placement money?

How can I help you? Shawna: She already been helped.

How it go? He said he was gonna fly me out to wherever they playing next.

How was your dinner? It was It was nice. Yeah. You know,

How? Be careful.

I Yeah Girl, come on!

I ain't heard nothing back yet. Oh, word?

I ain't wanna come out with you tonight. Why?

I appreciate you taking care of us though. (laughs)

I been gone for two weeks! I mean what the fuck I said.

I can hang out at the bar. Okay.

I can hear you like that. Rapper: She about to crack a whip...

I didn't even clock in yet. I didn't even clock in yet. You a mean ****a.

I don't like that. It's real!

I gave that shit to you. So you gave me all the money?

I get to see your room? See,

I got drugs! ("Super Hyphy" by Keak da Sneak)

I had to go up to that goddamn school... Hoo! 'Cause...

I just have never been to The Office! (laughs)

I just want to hear about the money, like... Nah

I really want this. I feel you. So, look.

I remember everybody's daddy. Mm.

I told him to come through. I already know he showed out. Hell yeah.

I was gonna be big! (laughs)

I'm a little nervous. You're so sexy.

I'm cute? Need a little more touch.

I'm headed home after my shift. Aight. Lucky for you,

I'm just doing my job. Hi. I'm Maurice. Oh my god.

I'm so sorry. I've noticed

I'm telling you! Bye, Ma.

I'm typing "titties" in the GPS right now. Hey!

I'ma tell Auntie we'll take her to the airport. Where the keys at?

ID, please. (speaks Creole)

If he don't hire you, he's a dummy. Thank you.

if they look you up? No, not yet.

in a box or something, or a Jack in the Box. Man, this my spot.

Inspired? It's a whole... Yeah.

is that supposed to help us, Treasure? I don't know!

Is you rapping about student loans? As.

It's a day job, but yeah. Why? (sighs) Thank you, Jesus.

It's everywhere. Bro, you ain't even trying. (Shawna laughs)

It's just an Oh.

It's just part of the game, man. Alright. So, is it

It's Reina. It's Francois.

Jigga, what's happenin', man? Talk to 'em. Man, get that cam out my face!

just every now and then. That's all I need.

Just kidding. Mia: (on video) Girl,

Just like that? Wow. Wow. Bye, ****a. Oh. No, ma'am, not you.

Just say you like to show me off. (scoffs) Oh my god.

Just step, so clean... Ah! Ah!

Just walk in like that? Yeah! Let's go.

Lamont. What's up, boy? (rap song playing)

late last night. Don't even worry about it.

Leaking? I just need you to fix it.

Lemme see that. Mia's doing it big.

Let me help you out right now. All that good stuff!

Let me know. (beep)

Let me see them titties! Baby!

Let me see, let me see. (rapping continues)

Let's do it. I'm I'm finna turn the instrumental on.

Let's go! (muffled rap music)

Let's just have some fun, see where it goes. (sighs)

like you can't live your best life. Right.

Like, a year? Mm.

Like, go! Goddamn! Mm! Run!

Like, I'm broke as shit... (laughs) Hey, hey, my ****a. Listen here, man.

like, say something meaningful. It is.

Lock me in. Okay.

Look at her ass! It's good.

Look at her ass! Maurice: So you ain't know?

Look at me. How about you be a bitch that tags a hoe?

Look at you. You wanna see it?

Look like we about to double up. You ready? Shit. Yeah.

Lulu's shitting all over the place. Gross.

Man, I know y'all enjoyed y'all self. Oh, hell yeah. You did that?

Man, what a waste of fine. Always be the cute ones.

Man, you know he was in jail for armed robbery? What?

Man, you need some dick in your life. Teisha: Mm!

Man. So, why'd you stop? (laughs)

Man... I have to be inspired, Mia.

Man... Where he at? That boy was so fine.

Manager: It's the only way. Come on, now. Put it on. Give us some of that.

Maurice: Come on, she gotta scout clients for her hoes. Hold up, hold up, hold up!

Maurice: God... This is a white?

Maurice: Yeah, she did. Oh my god, look at her nose.

Maurice: Yo, you live around the corner from my auntie. I do?

Me and Mia just made our first song. Oh, oh!

Mia, come on. Man, y'all, we fittin' to start a rap group,

Mia, girl, I'll meet you at the bar. What are you doing?

Mia: Caw! (laughs)

Mia: Could D did you mean to FaceTime me?

Mia: Exactly. Girl this Hey.

Mia: Thank you, Esther. Shawna: Thank you.

Miami, bitches! Woo!

Mm hmm. Plus, I'm not promoting her

Mm mm mmm. Free him, y'all. We gotta do something.

Mm. And then when I confronted him about it,

Mm... (door shuts)

Mommy, can you pass me the purple lipstick? Mia: Girl,

My bad. This still a good time? Yep. Y Keep going!

****as be watching what we do. I don't get it.

No What's up?

No. ...and actin' brand new.

No... Oh, turn it off. Nah, nah, nah!

Oh no, you go ahead. Go ahead. Okay. Yeah, I did. You

Oh shit. Yo, peep, man. Seduce and scheme!

Oh, for real? Yeah.

Oh, it's broken, huh? What, it's dripping? Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

Oh! My username is @shawna... underscore... Got it!

Oh. But, before you get mad,

Oh. Ready?

Oh... So, the ****a

Okay, cool. I can lay it down for you. Nope, I got it.

Okay, okay. Just step, so clean... Mia: Ah!

Okay, you wanna try this again? Yes! That's what I'm talking about!

Okay. (hangs up)

Okay. Okay?

Okay. Wait. What?

Okay. What y'all on tonight?

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. (laughs) Mia: She gotta record every damn thing.

Okay. Alright. You serious.

Okay. Bye, bye, bye, bye. (hangs up)

Okay. I'll be there in, like, 30. Goodbye. Thirty?

One second. Okay. Let me get it going. (click)

Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh! Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Ooh.

Over this shit. (opens door)

Phenomenally. (laughs) My voice wasn't that deep...

Pitching in whenever the fuck you feel like it? Okay.

Play something good. Need a beat. Yeah.

Play the shit again. Gotta do it like...

Pop that pussy! Yup. Do it again.

Real quick. Um, I'm pretty sure I scanned some, right?

Reunited! (clink)

Right there, bro. What?

Seduce and scheme! Abracadabra!

Seduce and scheme! Alakazam, ****a!

Seduce and scheme! Okay!

Seduce and scheme! We don't take Discovery, ****a!

Seduce and scheme! Y'all ****as is acting real needy right now.

Seduce and scheme! You know, wait!

Seduce." (beat fades out)

Share! Cliff: You're looking at my whole outline!

Shawna called you, too? (laughs) And text me! Girl!

Shawna does not have to be Michelle. Jermaine: I'm sorry.

Shawna don't listen to nothin'. But her own music.

Shawna: All these ****as (video stops)

Shawna: Ma'am, we are so sorry. Guest: You are not sorry.

Shawna: No, no. Guest: Excuse me.

Shawna: Play something good. Need a beat. Mia: Yeah.

Shawna: She looks so different. Maurice: Yeah, she does.

Shawna: We going to Mars with this shit! (laughs)

Shawna: What? No! You don't own this lobby!

Shawna: What's wrong with you? What's with You were mean. What you mean?

Shawna: You can rap. You can rap. Mia: Man! Uh,

Shawna: You remember? (laughs)

She likes it. See?

She's fuckin' smart. And the bitch's brows is always even.

Shh, I'm on the phone. Shawna! Hey, Mia.

Shit just hit me. (sighs)

Shit raw, for real. Man, that's what's up.

Shit, I know. Thank you, ladies. (indistinct, laughter)

since you know who. Yeah, but (sighs)...

so all good. Yay. Maurice: Cool.

So green. Say less. Ha!

So is this for, like, Women's History Month? Shh, shh.

so let her do that. Yeah.

So you puttin' your bid in? Oh my god.

So, I'm down here. (slurping) Ooh yeah, baby.

So, what y'all gonna do with the song? (sighs) I don't know.

So, you gonna unblock me now? No.

So, you need a ride? No.

Something like that. (turns on radio)

Stanley: Thank you. Maurice: That's it.

Sure? Yeah.

T turn the cam camera off. (beep)

Ta da. Okay!

Talk that shit, ladies! (laughing)

Talk to them, Guap! What's happening, baby? You know what I'm sayin'? 2000.

Thank you in advance. I got to go. I love you.

Thank you so much, girl. Yeah.

Thank you! Thank you! We have room for you!

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Bye. Aight. Yeah.

That don't make sense. I mean, you stopped hitting me up

That shit slap. Mia: I wanna rap.

That shit was trash. And hello, Double D's! Who are you, bro?

That's crazy! Mia: That's crazy.

That's it. That's it. And I don't know, like,

The hell wrong with her? Took her iPad.

the ****a must've Wait, what is your head doing?

The one, the only, Vision! (laughs)

The pussy slanging plug. Ew! (sighs)

The sham continues. (singing): The Duke of Miami!

There we go. You know what?

there's like an ad lib opportunity where Francois: Shawna!

these silly ass games. (beep)

They all come in here because of the Duke. Look, a deal's a deal.

They was just trying to get me outta there. Mm hmm.

Think you can watch her for a little bit? Of course.

This is a white? This a white.

Tips are welcome. (cash register dings)

Toes looking like tree branches. Henny: Shut up!

Trivia Host: Fatima for the win! (cheering)

Ugh! You know what though

Uh, I think so. Yeah. Yes, I scanned some.

Uh... (speaks Creole) Aight.

Wait, do a picture with us! (gasps) Mia!

Wait, why are you past tensing yourself? Because...

Wait. No... Mm. God...

we all lit! (laughs)

We back y'all! (laughs) Hello, hello.

We back, y'all! Hello, hello.

We don't want to lose the momentum that we have. Okay,

We gotta boss up with the ****as! Come on now! Hey, come on.

We hung out with her. Ah, ah, ah.

we just recorded over a K Wang instrumental. Mm.

We used to slap box since we was like this age. Oh. Slap box?

Well, I will see what I can do. Wait, really?!

Well, thank you. You welcome. To be honest,

Well, you need to tell her that. Girl, I tried.

Well... H how you gonna help somebody from over here?

What happens in Miami... (laughter)

What is that supposed to mean? Nothing.

What was that at? Shawna: Oh, that was at, um,

What you doing? It's done? Yeah. Check this shit out.

What you say? I can't hear you. Nothing, man. (coughs)

What you watching? Mia.

What, like, accordions? Lamont: Yeah, ****a! That shit just came to me.

What? (clicking)

What? Are you serious? Do you s Do you see how stingy he is?

What?! Mia: Mm.

What's that? ****a, accordions.

What's up, Chyna? Henny? Chyna: What's up, Titties?

What's up? Shawna: Um...

When are you coming back? Um, I'ma be back soon.

Where the fuck is you gonna put a car seat? What do you think?

Where they at? You know Lil Uzi?

Where we at? We We at the Office. Yeah, it's going crazy. Eh!

who was doing acoustic covers of rap songs? Yeah...

Who? Tishawn!

Whoa, wait a minute. (Mia laughing)

Whoa, whoa! ♪And he thinkin' I'm a dick ‘Cause I curved y'all ♪

Why the fuck would you do that? Did I have a fucking choice?

Will you be paying with debit or credit? Credit.

with the one and only prolific Ocho 8... Lamont!

Word. Yeah, we can do that. Definitely. Absolutely.

Y'all good? It's 'bout hot as shit up in there.

Y'all got some rooms I can set her in? Oh. Um...

Y'all know Shawna ain't never been in no strip club? Never. Yes No Yes, I have!

Y'all lost a real one. (FaceTime ringing)

Yeah, baby. (laughs) My girl got a studio!

Yeah, I feel that. Yo, look,

Yeah, I hooked that up! Yes! Oh word? How you know Renaldo?

Yeah, it's over there, around the corner (clears throat) Hi.

Yeah, we official. I see.

Yeah! (excited chatter)

Yeah? On the vanguard type shit, you know?

Yeah? Yeah. You wanna hear it? Okay.

Yeah. (imitates scream)

Yeah. Just business affairs, man.

Yeah. Mm mmm.

Yeah. No.

Yeah. Well, they came and towed it early this morning.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Thank you so much.

Yeah. Uh, for sure. Here. (laughs)

Yes, girl, with, like, four kids. No!

Yes. I feel like a bad bitch spirit,

Yo, ****as! Oh, look at this ****a here. (laughs)

You gotta spit one of your bars for them. No.

You know what? Let me talk to your manager. Okay, give me one sec.

You like it? You so good!

You miss me? (laughs) Um, actually, no. I don't.

You paying with cash? I can help you out. Yeah.

You ready, Nana? Girl, yes, I'm ready.

You ready, Nana? Girl, yes. I'm ready. Let's go.

You really got a type, huh? Yes! Okay?

You remember! Okay, okay. (laughs)

You say what? What happened today?

You serious. You don't like it? Like, okay. That's fine.

You start to believe that shit. Shit, I know! What was it?

You still talk to Tomás? Who is that?

You taking a break? Yeah, something like that.

you the manager, right? Oh, you know. That's me.

You trust her? (laughs)

You wanna make a tutorial? Yeah!

You was in my boy Renaldo's section last night. Oh yeah?

You were right! I I feel empowered. You feel empowered.

You'll have some relief by next week. Next week too late, Lamont!

Your desk over there. Maurice: Just gimme a sec. Why are you

Your future is guaranteed. (laughs)

Yup. Yup. Here it is. Oh shit!

'Cause all they're gonna do is disappoint you.

'Cause I wanna make something

'Cause I work too fuckin' hard

'cause I'm here doing this shit, aight? For real, for real.

'Cause nobody wasn't trying to marry his debt.

'Cause socialism.

'cause the ****a came through the door like...

'Cause the party going dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.

'cause the risk is, like, too high.

'Cause you're not supporting me! You're not supporting any of us!

"he ain't shit probably,

"If he ain't got no headboard, girl, then...

"Oh, I can't stand these females."

"Seduce and scheme.

"well, actually." Girl, get the fuck on!

("Lil Scammer That Could" by Guapdad4000)

("Raindrops" by GoldLink)

("Sidewalk" by Jucee Froot)

("Stepping By My Lonely" by Kuttem Reese)

("Take It To Da House" by Trick Daddy)

("Tick Tock" by Young Thug)

("Told Y'All by Trina playing)

(alarm stops)

(all chattering, cheering)

(all cheering, chattering)

(all cheering)

(arguing on TV continues)

(bass drops)

(beat gets louder)

(beats, rhythms, synths continue)

(beep)

(beep)

(beep)

(beep)

(beeping continues)

(birds chirping)

(both breathing heavy)

(both heavy breathing)

(both laugh)

(both laugh)

(both laugh)

(both laughing)

(both panting)

(both sigh)

(both speaking Creole)

(both whooping, laughing)

(car honking)

(chatter, music continue)

(cheering, loud chatter)

(cheering)

(children playing)

(crowd cheering)

(crowd cheering)

(dial tone)

(door shuts)

(electronic beat starts)

(FaceTime answers)

(FaceTime ringing)

(FaceTime ringing)

(FaceTime ringing)

(FaceTime ringing)

(FaceTime ringing)

(FaceTime ringing)

(giggles)

(giggling)

(grunting) Oh fuck.

(gunfire continues)

(gunfire on TV)

(hangs up)

(hangs up)

(heavy breathing)

(hip hop instrumental playing)

(hip hop instrumental)

(hotel phone ringing)

(indistinct PA announcement)

(indistinct TV chatter)

(insects chirping)

(kissing)

(knocking)

(laughing)

(laughing) Wait, no.

(laughing) Y'all mad?

(laughs, speaks Creole)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs) Aight. Hey, look, speaking of, look there.

(laughs) Anyway, hey. Last night was on, huh?

(laughs) But girl...

(laughs) Hey, I tried to warn y'all ****as, man!

(laughs) I am drowning.

(laughs) I saw it.

(laughs) If I had a dollar for every time

(laughs) Know what I'm sayin'? She got, like, this, like,

(laughs) Nah, man! Check this out!

(laughs) Oh, you quick to spend.

(laughs) Oh!

(laughs) Wait, how it sounded when I said it? 'Cause I was drunk.

(laughs) What the

(laughs) Yeah, I used to dance.

(laughs) You did great!

(laughs) You lonely at work?

(laughs) You mean when you had us take a shot

(laughter)

(laughter)

(Mia and Shawna laugh, cheer)

(mic static)

(mouthing)

(movie on TV continues)

(muffled chatter, laughter)

(muffled rap music continues)

(mumbling) Direct deposit.

(mumbling) Put respect on my shit.

(music continues)

(music continues)

(music fades out)

(music slows down)

(music stops)

(musical alarm playing)

(mutters) Fast cars, money...

(nervous laugh)

(new electronic rhythms playing)

(normal) Rosa Parks. (laughs)

(notification chimes)

(notification ding)

(panting)

(paper printing)

(phone ringing)

(popping)

(quiet beat playing)

(quiet rapping) He my ex like Malcolm...

(quietly) Fuck you mean, "drive safe"?

(rap song playing on radio)

(rapid beat)

(rapping continues)

(rapping continues)

(rapping playing over speakers)

(rapping)

(rapping) ♪ Why white people getting rich ♪

(rapping) Double D's, I direct deposit.

(rhythmic beats)

(rhythmic humming)

(ringing)

(scoff) Y'all say, "Ooh,

(scoffs)

(scoffs) I got in my head about the whole Mia thing

(sends text)

(Shawna and Mia's song quietly playing)

(shuts door, music stops)

(shutter snaps)

(shutter snaps)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs) It's with a heavy heart, I'm gonna just

(sighs) That music money hit different, huh?

(singing) Very scary. Rosa Parks.

(singing): How you do that? How you do that?

(soft soul music playing)

(song continues)

(song playing over headphones)

(speaking Creole)

(squeals) You got it!

(store chatter, beeping continue)

(street chatter)

(synthesizer playing bass line)

(text chimes)

(text chimes)

(typing, beep)

(typing)

(typing)

(typing)

(typing)

(typing)

(video playing)

(whispers) Yo, that's Glossy Tae. Ms. GT herself!

(yelps)

♪ ...phenomenal creature ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm Black ♪

♪ 'Cause once you fuck with Reign ♪

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♪ 20 years before you finish, and then boom ♪

♪ 50 inch reefer, ****as out my ear ♪

♪ 1942, I be popping... ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah... ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah... ♪

♪ Ain't nothing change but the play ♪

♪ Ain't nothing change but the play ♪

♪ All I know, get that money still gon' be the one to slay 'em ♪

♪ All these diamonds, dancing on my fucking neck cost like four bricks ♪

♪ All these diamonds, dancing on my fucking neck cost like four bricks ♪

♪ All these ****as in Little Haiti, they wanna date me ♪

♪ And be mesmerized by her features ♪

♪ And do you think I give a fuck what you think? And I know... ♪

♪ And hands up in the air, they wanna aim at us ♪

♪ And he done gave me all your money ♪

♪ And I'm that bitch Sallie Mae ♪

♪ And my people 'posed to be patient? ♪

♪ And scream ♪

♪ And she got her own money ♪

♪ And she know it, p p pussy popping ♪

♪ And that's the motto we follow and it's seduce and scheme! ♪

♪ And the way that I be toting on that strap, don't make no sense ♪

♪ And the way that I be toting on that strap, don't make no sense ♪

♪ And watch the Black barbecue with hopes of initiation ♪

♪ And yo ****a wanna fuck ♪

♪ And you know me, bitch ♪

♪ Ass shaker, money maker ♪

♪ Ass you can win a walk, so he can't ignore it ♪

♪ Ayy, I'm runnin' to the money ♪

♪ Ayy, it make no sense, it make no sense ♪

♪ Ayy, it make no sense, yeah ♪

♪ Bad bitch, living rent free in his pockets ♪

♪ Bad bitch, living rent free in his pockets ♪

♪ Bad but you broke and you lame, we ain't the same ♪

♪ Be thumbin', thumbin', thumbin' ♪

♪ Before I'm battering her shit ♪

♪ Before it's too late? ♪

♪ Being taken to the house, just get on up and get down ♪

♪ Big weird, stop acting like R. Kelly, lil bruh ♪

♪ Bitch on like ****a zone, like bitches on like nobody ♪

♪ Bitch, I'm young in Miami, who you fucking with? ♪

♪ Bitch, my money longer than the DMV line, line ♪

♪ Bitch, pass the Henny, her bag is Fendi ♪

♪ Bitches talking shit but sucking dick ♪

♪ Bitches want no smoke with me ♪

♪ Black car swiping shit, deep into Chanel ♪

♪ Black house on the track, babe ♪

♪ Blow up, show up ♪

♪ Blowing pound, eyes low like Keesha ♪

♪ Body that lit, I can't take no bad pics ♪

♪ Bootytato, she caught me dead, like 'em old enough ♪

♪ Bougie bitches, me and Mia, you gotta pay me ♪

♪ Broke ****a, please, if you ain't got what I need ♪

♪ Burn my city like a new jay ♪

♪ But getting an education's the American dream ♪

♪ But I keep them commas comin' ♪

♪ But I need it nightly... ♪

♪ But I'd rather just give him that damn flavor ♪

♪ But they be looking for the clout ♪

♪ But watch your mouth before I flash your bitch ♪

♪ Can't be in front the trap too much ♪

♪ Can't have no company, your mama took your phone ♪

♪ Capture your soul with her eyes ♪

♪ Car gimme shit, ****a act a fool with it ♪

♪ Cartier my eyes, got my VV, VV sublime lime lime ♪

♪ Cash, bitch ♪

♪ Classy, I'm a real bitch, but I'm nasty, ride the dick good ♪

♪ Do you wan' know how it is ♪

♪ Don't call her a hoe, she just a product of her habitat ♪

♪ Don't forget this is a business ♪

♪ Don't hold it, just say what you feel ♪

♪ Don't need no silicone because my ass too fat ♪

♪ Don't speak on my life without knowing the real ♪

♪ Dope boy with a reefer ♪

♪ Drop it low, bust it open, scrub the floor ♪

♪ Easy money, I just pick it up and go ♪

♪ Easy money, I just pick it up and go, hey! ♪

♪ Eight figures a year woulda cost me the leader ♪

♪ Enjoying yourself? Let that ****a know ♪

♪ Fake woke hoes, they just fucking for brunch ♪

♪ Fly with a ****a, make him pay for it ♪

♪ For a bundle, I let you bitches talk ♪

♪ Freak a leek, freek a leek... ♪

♪ Fuck all this ♪

♪ Fuck this, yo, bitch ♪

♪ Fucking with me, bitch, your status ♪

♪ Get down, yes! Uh huh uh huh ♪

♪ Get her on the Henny, she gonna turn into...♪

♪ Get some force up out the ****a ♪

♪ Get up out yo seat and get down ♪

♪ Go insane in it, said this pussy too wild, no taming it ♪

♪ Go straight to the bank with it ♪

♪ Goddamn ♪

♪ Got baguettes in my richer meal, bitch, I'm damn rich ♪

♪ Got my name in it, go insane in it ♪

♪ Got the keys from that ****a like Khaled ♪

♪ Got the money plays, blowing up my phone ♪

♪ Got the money plays, blowing up my phone ♪

♪ Got this bad bitch with a onion ♪

♪ Got up and got ourself outta there ♪

♪ Hairdo, nails done, that's us ♪

♪ Hate when you leave me alone ♪

♪ Have the world like ooh aah ♪

♪ He a felon, beat it like a cold case ♪

♪ He a million dollar ****a but be posted in the bricks ♪

♪ He a million dollar ****a but be posted in the bricks ♪

♪ He be blowing up my phone and he be telling me shit ♪

♪ He talking like he went ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, yo ♪

♪ Hey! Easy money ♪

♪ Hoe don't try me bitch, this that body shit ♪

♪ Hold up, y'all, it's my turn now ♪

♪ Hold up, y'all, it's our turn now, it's our turn now ♪

♪ Hood Houdini, I turn a trapper to a trick ♪

♪ How you always pulling up, but you ain't got a will... ♪

♪ How you do that? How you do that? ♪

♪ How you wanna do it? I don't backtrack, man, fuck that ♪

♪ How you wanna do? I don't backtrack, man, fuck that ♪

♪ Hustle the same, pretty and paid ♪

♪ I ain't taking email, ****a, CC me ♪

♪ I be killing shit, Lord forgive me for my sins ♪

♪ I be posted on your street, I bet you got this on repeat ♪

♪ I beat 'em like they anime ♪

♪ I been getting cash ♪

♪ I bet you got this on repeat, I bet you got this on repeat ♪

♪ I bet you got this on repeat, I bet you got this on repeat! ♪

♪ I buy that shit ♪

♪ I can pop my pussy in Jamaica ♪

♪ I can't even take a fucking piss ♪

♪ I could bag it, I could stash it ♪

♪ I could hit it, I could whip it ♪

♪ I could trap out like a motherfucker ♪

♪ I do this shit every day ♪

♪ I do what I want, give a fuck about how you feel ♪

♪ I don't follow rules, I just break them and call my ♪

♪ I don't like to Instagram ♪

♪ I don't like when you be out ♪

♪ I don't miss nobody, I don't miss nothing ♪

♪ I don't miss nobody, I don't miss nothing ♪

♪ I don't trust nobody, I just looked at my wrist ♪

♪ I don't trust nobody, I just looked at my wrist ♪

♪ I feel like I'm Gucci Mane in 2006 ♪

♪ I feel like I'm Gucci Mane in 2006 ♪

♪ I got a mask for COVID, I ain't dangerous ♪

♪ I got paper cuts, I'm flexing ♪

♪ I got time today, fuck it, I'm crossing the line today ♪

♪ I got tired today, fuck it, I'm crossing the line today ♪

♪ I hit you with that interest ♪

♪ I just bought another .30 burner ♪

♪ I just want yo fine ass home ♪

♪ I know exes hate me, now can't date you ♪

♪ I know you having a fit ♪

♪ I know you see me in his phone ♪

♪ I know, rewriting history, I'm flipping the page ♪

♪ I need a charity the way I stay giving ♪

♪ I need it now, put respect on my shit ♪

♪ I see them hatin' like damn ♪

♪ I see they put me on memes and things ♪

♪ I stand behind my bars like killers and robbers ♪

♪ I take it lightly ♪

♪ I take Visa and PPP ♪

♪ I tell that bitch tap in ♪

♪ I told that ****a he a duck ♪

♪ I told y'all ass to get down now ♪

♪ I told y'all ass to get down now ♪

♪ I told y'all ass to get down now ♪

♪ I told y'all ass to get down now ♪

♪ I told y'all ass to get down now ♪

♪ I told y'all ass to get down now ♪

♪ I whip too hard, so I got Ike and Meech, got Tina Turner ♪

♪ I won't buy you nothing you can't afford yourself ♪

♪ I... ♪

♪ I'll put you under, ain't cut too much, I got that shit ♪

♪ I'm at the bank with it, my walk stank with it ♪

♪ I'm bumping for real ♪

♪ I'm dead sick of y'all, I been hustling... ♪

♪ I'm the baddest bitch, sho' 'nuff ♪

♪ I'ma check the deuce and leave ♪

♪ I'ma spend ♪

♪ I'ma spend his cream ♪

♪ If he ain't got change, if he do ♪

♪ If he ain't got change, if he do... ♪

♪ If I want a ****a, bitch, I make a bird call ♪

♪ If it wasn't for that grandaddy smokin' ♪

♪ If you ain't really 'bout it why you clapping and you loud? ♪

♪ If you looking for 'em, riding through Bal Harbour... ♪

♪ It don't make sense, I'm not alright, bitch ♪

♪ It make no sense, goddamn ♪

♪ It make no sense, uh ♪

♪ It's our turn now, I... ♪

♪ It's passion that's lacking ♪

♪ It's Reina Reign, bitches ♪

♪ It's Reina, you know what I came for ♪

♪ Jucee... get back ♪

♪ Just because you with us, you can't hang with us ♪

♪ Keep ****as like... (sniff) that's us ♪

♪ Keep praying for that forgiveness ♪

♪ Keeping my piece on top of my sheet, six figure chip... ♪

♪ Killing these hoes, undertaker ♪

♪ Lame ass hoes, they keep coming 'round here ♪

♪ Landlord pussy, I collect the profits ♪

♪ Left it on seen, I ain't write back ♪

♪ Left it on seen, I ain't write back ♪

♪ Like hahahaha ♪

♪ Like ****a, uh, ****a, ****a, bitch ♪

♪ Look at this, way too many hoes on my dick ♪

♪ Looking for a thick bitch named Keesh ♪

♪ Make no sense, ay ay YoungBoy ♪

♪ Make no sense, nah uh ♪

♪ Make no sense, nah, it make no sense ♪

♪ Make no sense, yeah ♪

♪ Man, that hoe ain't talking bout nuthin' ♪

♪ Man, ya ****a be talking, I had to tell him to chill ♪

♪ Met somebody in my city ♪

♪ Mobbing like mobsters, my plate full of lobster ♪

♪ Money talk... ♪

♪ Mouth stay closed, you don't do no kiss and tell ♪

♪ My people be the masses they harass and assassinate ♪

♪ New car, paper tags, that's us ♪

♪ New gear, hot shit, that's us ♪

♪ ****a bow with my jewelry, fuck the jury ♪

♪ ****a say I got the yams ♪

♪ ****as that's gon' make you ♪

♪ Nobody nobody, we can get gangsta ♪

♪ Nobody, nobody, we can get gangsta ♪

♪ Now bitch fuckin' with me ♪

♪ Now I seduce and scheme, seduce and scheme ♪

♪ Now why you cappin' hoe, this for you nappy ass hoes ♪

♪ Now, I'm dead 'cause of y'all ♪

♪ Oh god, I sat up in your shit ♪

♪ Oh, it make no sense, goddamn, make no sense... ♪

♪ Okay, he right back in it ♪

♪ Okay, he right back in it like it's crack ♪

♪ Or we can keep it cordial, how you wanna go about it? ♪

♪ Pay back all them dollars I gave you, hoe ♪

♪ Pussy fat that's thick like cold grease ♪

♪ Racks, yo, big racks, I need my cake like a fat bitch ♪

♪ Riding with ****as who don't got gas to gimme ♪

♪ Run his pockets, then I'm dipping ♪

♪ Said it so good, told me send it in the mail ♪

♪ Say he want it in his face ♪

♪ Say this pussy too wild, no taming it ♪

♪ Scrub the floor, sh she a bad bitch and she know it ♪

♪ Seduce and scheme ♪

♪ Seduce and scheme ♪

♪ Seduce and scheme ♪

♪ Seduce and scheme! ♪

♪ Seduce and scheme! ♪

♪ Send him money, send a wire, ****a, transport it ♪

♪ She a hoe, she a dancer, she a stripper, watch her... ♪

♪ She a little freak, and she know it ♪

♪ She ate the D through my underwear ♪

♪ She curse you out, you say you trapping though ♪

♪ She got a ****a, he got a shirt, why? ♪

♪ She say money keep her comin' ♪

♪ She waited, rat shit... ♪

♪ She's the one true savior... ♪

♪ Shit you with it, shit, I'm with it, shit ♪

♪ Shorty, come and get your man, pretty bitch... ♪

♪ Slim in the waist, yo dude wanna taste ♪

♪ Slip and slide records, uh ♪

♪ So I guess you outta luck ♪

♪ So, they hate you now ♪

♪ Straight off the dome, Mia chose the beat ♪

♪ Street money ♪

♪ Studied every goddamn day, you bitch ♪

♪ Swerve out my lane, hoe, nobody knows you you Jane Doe ♪

♪ Switch up flows... ♪

♪ Take a ****a's soul, put his body in a casket ♪

♪ Take it to day house, c'mon now, uh, uh ♪

♪ Tell a rich ****a slide 'cause them broke ****as weak ♪

♪ Tell me where the dollars at ♪

♪ Tell this ****a get yo bitch ♪

♪ That little bitch, five foot six ♪

♪ That make them tweak, like damn ♪

♪ That shit that you just put out, you coulda kept, yep ♪

♪ The essence, the Garden of Eden ♪

♪ The goddess, promise, nurturer ♪

♪ The guider, the teacher, with the body ♪

♪ The sex good, girl? Let that ****a know ♪

♪ The world know who I am ♪

♪ Then I ask where the cash be, actually, yeah I got bank ♪

♪ Then wanna replace me with some cultural appropriation ♪

♪ These ****a pillowtalkin'... ♪

♪ These ****as ride dick way better than me ♪

♪ These ****as sidewalk, they ain't street ♪

♪ They know my clique so tough ♪

♪ This for you dirty ass hoes who used to run with me ♪

♪ This right here that new bop ♪

♪ This shit ain't sweet, who close to me ♪

♪ Tick tock, tick tock, ten shots to your side like tick tock ♪

♪ Till you fall away ♪

♪ To a place that she didn't know exist ♪

♪ Told y'all ass to get down now ♪

♪ Told y'all ass to get down now ♪

♪ Tricky ass ****a, that's someone I would never be♪

♪ Type to make the mood stop ♪

♪ Up, down, in, out, trying to make this pussy break ♪

♪ Want some, you ain't want some ♪

♪ Want some, you gotta want some ♪

♪ We be bugging, now they had it ♪

♪ We can keep it cordial, how you wanna go about it? ♪

♪ Went from picking cotton to counting money ♪

♪ Wetter than who rub it in ♪

♪ What a sheesh ♪

♪ What this kitty do, where the honey at ♪

♪ What? And I get down with any bitch ♪

♪ When I bow down to my bitch, it come with a big rock ♪

♪ When I post, the news stop, if I post my nudes, I ♪

♪ When I step I caught a city ♪

♪ When you a big dawg? ♪

♪ When you see me bitch I'm with it ♪

♪ Where my get money honeys at? Right here ♪

♪ Where my gold gettin' bitches at? Right here ♪

♪ Where my iced out bitches at? Right here ♪

♪ Where my silver spoon women at? Right here ♪

♪ Where the bottles at? I can show you ♪

♪ Which means just being in my presence is a feat ♪

♪ Who want to front 'em ♪

♪ Why these bitches staring at me like they want some? ♪

♪ Will you come around? ♪

♪ Y'all built this whole country off stolen urban creations ♪

♪ Y'all know where to fucking find 'em ♪

♪ Yadidamean, fasho, Know what I mean, fasheezy ♪

♪ Yadidamean, fasho, Know what I mean, fasheezy ♪

♪ Yadidamean, fasho, Know what I mean, fasheezy ♪

♪ Yadidamean, fasho, Know what I mean, fasheezy ♪

♪ Yeah! Badass hoes... ♪

♪ Yo, another check again ♪

♪ Yo, call me on my celly phone ♪

♪ Yo, I been hustling for real ♪

♪ Yo, I just cracked... ♪

♪ You a hatin' ass bitch, so what? ♪

♪ You ain't never going back ♪

♪ You at me on the gram ♪

♪ You can catch me Alabama, you can pull up in Cabana ♪

♪ You can see in front of me, thought I saw a puddy tat ♪

♪ You know how I'm coming, Monday to Sunday night ♪

♪ You know I'm really with it ♪

♪ You know she ain't scared to show it, scared to show it ♪

♪ You know you a freak, you sucking dick ♪

♪ You not about that action, tap in ♪

♪ You sneaking out the house like a moth ♪

♪ You the shit, girl, let that ****a know ♪

♪ You think I like your smile? ****a, it's the jewels for me ♪

♪ You thought Bernie could save you, hoe ♪

♪ You wanna do what hold up ♪

♪ You wanna learn, you gotta goddamn pay, you bitch ♪

♪ Your rent due, girl, let that ****a know ♪

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