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Can I be your plans between Christmas and New Year? If you don't already have any.

Did you know blue is my favorite colour? Did you guess? I knew he would guess.

Hey, let your love come.

Ho ho ho, thank you ever so much for 2024. I hope you're having the most amazing Christmas.

I heard you were looking for a new secretary. I'm here to interview for the new job.

I've got a question which is my better side? My left side. On my right side. Which one?

It seems like a lot of you haven't been doing. Your pre Christmas holiday squats and yes. Those are my knees clicking under the sheer weight of these.

It's still fun to wear denim shorts in winter, isn't it? Did you get?

Oh, I have some terrible news for you. You're on Santa's naughty list, which means you have to deal with me now. Whatever shall I do with you?

Outfit one. Or fit 2. 1018.

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Who's really in charge, me or you?

You know you don't need a New Year's resolution. You just need more of me.

You know, if you like PVC as much as I do, I think they're really going to get along. Very well.

You like this bit here. You know, every now and then I need to remind you that you love it. You're not this.

You're never going to fit down the chimney with that. What a predicament.

You've all been asking. So here it is.