True Crime: Streets of LA - Nick Kang Edit

A bandit speeding may be fun, but it's illegal too, so long as you know the repercussions.

A bus full of killers? Cool, Blow it up and take them out. A vigilante's dream.

A car thief. If that were my car, dumb ass, I'd shoot you. Hell, maybe I'll shoot you anyway.

A drive by cold blooded cowards gonna get colder. Ice cold.

A gang looting? Time to bust some heads.

A gang looting? Time to bust some heads.

A hit and run. You may have hit, but you won't run. My bullets will see to that.

A mugging at gunpoint? Sweet. Let's do some sharp shooting.

A mugging gang on the loose. Round them up.

A noble English. OK, I go, I go.

A Now that's what I call resisting arrests. Not for long.

A scumbag. Where are you off to with that loot? Share or die?

A space war script, huh? I don't share the enthusiasm, but I still got to catch you.

A truckload of two crimes swiped by way of Grand Theft Auto? Don't think so.

Ah crap, East Coast, West Coast, who cares? In the end, everybody bites the dust.

Ah damn pickpocket. Enjoy your jog, it's your final one.

Ah shit my second aunts husbands nephews third wife got me that.

Ah, bummer man.

Ah, our little thieves. Time to put them sticky ladyfingers in jail.

Ah, the gang's all here. Hey, what's the hurry? Afraid of the gangster?

Ah, there's VD, Debbie, this hag's got to be quarantined. Nasty.

All right, a hostage. Stand up, lock and load and aim for the head.

All right, put your hands above your head now.

All this dope changing hands. Yeah, I'll make a killing on this deal.

All this fuss over that scruffy D'Angelo chicas, Here comes some real muscle.

Alluding. Maybe I could get me a new TV. Nah, I'd rather whoop some ass.

And a town full of lunatics. This guy ranks right up there. Off to the ward with him.

And in seconds presto the cars like new.

And stay down.

Another gang shootout, please. Can't we just get along?

Are you sure you want to point that thing at an officer?

Ass weapons. Sports fanatics. My favorite sport.

Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do?

Bam, with time to spare.

Beat it bum, or your sorry ass is gonna experience police brutality first hand.

Being late, looking good.

Better slow down.

Boys on the hood of my car.

Brat and a hooker caught again with his pants down. What else is new? The beating that follows.

Bring it on, Slappy.

Buckle up for safety.

Busting crooks heads is what I do best.

Can you dig it?

Can't get done.

Can't give in to Dark Side.

Can't shake me.

Chung I'd love to chat, but I gotta run.

Citgo's abducting little girls make me sick, but losers that abduct teenage highs makes me furious.

Come on, I got to concentrate.

Come on, let me show you a few tricks I learned on the street.

Come on, let's get it over with. That got shit to do.

Come on, somebody Get Me Out of this traffic.

Come on.

Coming at.

Cool, ever since playing V8, vehicular combat has a special place in my heart.

Cool, now you got that compact you always wanted.

Crap Sex Freak 6:00 Sorry, I didn't mean to crash your party.

Crap, must have been another campus keg party. Let's stop these junk fools.

Crap, the creepy cooks from the restaurant are packing. I didn't order delivery.

Crap, this is dim sum at a whole different level, but no killer. Less loose in LA with me around, pro or not.

Crap, too late, I blew it bad.

Damn frat boys on a rampage privilege won't spare you from my ass kicking.

Damn freeloaders taking off with tourist loot. I'll have their asses comb for the last penny.

Damn if it ain't that gun peddler. I'd love to ice him now, but I'd rather get the whole supply chain.

Damn it chef 0 good, I wanted to kick his ass. Anyway, last time I went in I got imitation crab.

Damn it, fools, it's time for some hot and sour lead.

Damn it, Nick, get it together.

Damn it, where's that coat hanger?

Damn it. And he owed me $20.

Damn losers watching freaking chickens fight. I'll throw them a fight and pluck their feathers too.

Damn nice me cleaver Ripper. I love a little slicing and dicing too. Creeps like you.

Damn right.

Damn that car is coming up stolen. Let's recover it and bust me a baddie.

Damn these cops are in deep shit. Lucky for them I've been craving some dim sum.

Damn this car don't handle too good.

Damn those people are going nuts over there. I bet that sports store has seen better days.

Damn those people are going nuts over there. I bet that sports store has seen better days.

Damn today's talent, tomorrow's trauma, and a good ass kicking in the meantime.

Damn Vinny, I bet those Onies would look hot on you, but they ain't paid for.

Damn, another bomb. Bad news for steel. Good news for me. It's what best time.

Damn, another freaking mugger, Sure, but I've got a few kicks to spare.

Damn, he's getting away.

Damn, I bet they're after the Pamela issue. No way, she's my favorite centerfold.

Damn, I'm falling behind.

Damn, I'm in plain sight.

Damn, it's a war zone out here. Cool, count me in.

Damn, let's get out of here.

Damn, milk sure did your body good.

Damn, my initial diagnosis anticipates one seriously botched surgery.

Damn, save some of that juice for yourself, Miguel. You're gonna need it after I deflate your ass.

Damn, that car's coming up stolen. Let's recover it and bust me a baddie.

Damn, that hooker is a walking biological weapon. Enough said.

Damn, that's one wanted mofo right there. Time to bring in the bounty.

Damn, there goes my car's character.

Damn, this dude's a real badass on and off the screen. Finally a worthy opponent. Give it up, Monk.

Damn, this Jackass bus driver thinks he's got it bad? I'll show him bad. Nah, I'll show him hell.

Damn, this sick bastard needs a good kick in the balls.

Damn, those bitches sure know how to bitch slap the pimp. How poetic.

Damn, you boys like attention, don't you? I'll give you a real spectacle. Lock and load.

Damn, you're fine, but I don't do hookers. I book them. Get it?

Damn.

Damn.

Damn. Nothing.

Damned spotted me. OK, let's do it the hard way.

Dang, a shootout with cops. Your backups here fellas.

Dang, those two really need to visit a marriage counselor.

Didn't see me coming, did you?

Do I smell vermin? Bingo. Thugs on the run?

Do I suck or do I suck?

DoD you hold it right there.

Down for the count.

Drag and drop kick.

Dragonfist.

Driving under the influence is a serious offense punishable by law.

Dude that was so an accident.

Dude, you thought I'm gonna work perm on my head? Then you deserve a serious ass kicking.

Easy amigos, I can only arrest you one at a time.

Easy joyrider. These are St. of LA and that's some reckless video game.

EOD hold it man.

Ever heard the phrase better late than never?

Everybody get down now.

Excuse me?

Face it, you're just not cut out for this.

Fang, that psychopath should have booked him at the bar.

Fang, you bastard, let's play.

Fashionably late ain't so fashionable.

Fast chicks on bikes love it. Give up the jewels, ladies, or it's spanky spank time.

Fellas, stop the shooting. The dogs going to the pound. No discussion.

Finish him.

FINr

Flaming Ed, Let's see you play with matches with both hands broken, you freak.

Flying Dragon.

For the driver's sake, I just hope that's some doll in that trunk. That's one convincing doll.

Francis Now's my chance to put him behind bars.

Francis, He should have kept running.

Freaking a what a riot. Woohoo.

Funny how failed thugs always turn up again to get their asses whooped again.

Geez, I lacked positive attitude. No wonder I didn't make it.

Geez, next time might as well get right to the chase.

Get us to Papa Hey?

Give me your car, your keys and get your ass out.

Goddamn muggers. Time to dish out some hurt.

Goddamn scam artists I do bongos to over your heads you losers.

Going to do it ninja style.

Gone, Gone, gone.

Got a whole ass.

Got the van in my sights commencing Patty S extraction.

Got the wagon boy. I'm glad it ain't my Wiener in there. Lock and load.

Got them evil twins. Your parents never taught you respect. I will lock and load.

Gotcha Freak, It's over you here.

Gotcha freak, You ready for some bloodletting?

Gotcha psycho, you hungry? Good, 'cause it's Nick's dim sum special today.

Gotcha pushers, this ecstasy shit will melt your brains away and so will my bullets.

Gotcha, Speedboy never apprehended, huh? We'll see about that after I total your fancy ride.

Grand Theft Auto. That sucks.

Great, I knew I'd see her again. Hey baby, how about I buy a lap dance with these bullets?

Guns are overrated sometimes.

Ha ha ha, run for us run.

Ha ha ha.

Hands up, nice and cozy.

Have you ever had a dream you swore was real?

Hell no. Get a job, freak. Better yet, get a beaten.

Hell, crooks from high places have long ways to fall. Get ready for rough landing, you bastards.

Here comes the Wiener transport. Well, I better handle this one quickly and carefully.

Here lady, think of these as a confining jewelry.

Here we are, and I thought I was getting lost.

Here we go again. Man, I'm getting too old for this.

Here, ready to be Bubba's little bitch.

Here's that stolen Activision truck. It's game over, dumb ass.

Here's the bus. Better go easy this time. That's some bad dudes inside.

Here's the Clint building. Skin mags are not a theft is a theft.

Hey a 10851 in progress. Stealing is a criminal offense man.

Hey be happy, just gave your car some character.

Hey buddy, do they sell men's clothes? Where you bought that?

Hey dumbass, Astro disasters like the worst film in history of cinema.

Hey folks, it's about parenting, not censorship and a good occasional ass weapon.

Hey I just had it buffed and waxed. I met the car.

Hey jerkoffs, you're Kung Fu sucks. Let me show you who's the boss.

Hey JJ, why so heavy-handed? These girls got too much eyeshadow as it is.

Hey kids, guess what? You're all going to see the judge, the criminal kind.

Hey look 2 bit crook cooks, let's fry them up, shall we?

Hey look at that, another stolen car bleeping on my display.

Hey look at that, another stolen car bleeping on my display. Recovering this one could be tricky.

Hey nice digs, I hear the places for sale.

Hey rich kids, the state pays for this campus. Keep it clean or get busted.

Hey stop, I'm a police officer, you idiot.

Hey wait up, can I test drive your car?

Hey, a ham fisted burglar, You're in some trouble here, I'd say.

Hey, another member of the Runaway Robber Club. Armed and dangerous too.

Hey, come on, it's not the Jerry Singer Show cool at Lovebirds.

Hey, crime don't pay, but sometimes it hurts like hell.

Hey, good old calves at it again. Cool it man, it's just filmmaking.

Hey, hey, hey, I was just looking for a bathroom. No problem, I'll try next door.

Hey, hey, the dorks from Carrie's Dojo. Let's up the pace to shoot out, shall we?

Hey, I better pull up losing sight of the mark.

Hey, I feel your pain, but it's only a sport guys.

Hey, I'd love to crash that party and whoop some ass.

Hey, I've seen this guy. He's a drug dealer. All right, let's see where he's off to.

Hey, is this a gun? Are you just happy to see me?

Hey, it's a sex Nazi parade in my honor. Even wait, those fireworks aren't safe.

Hey, it's the Kay brothers, otherwise known as Free Human targets, sanctioned by the FBI. Lock and load.

Hey, last I heard donations were still voluntary. Sorry, beggars can't be muggers.

Hey, look at this rat scurrying away. I know a mugger when I see one.

Hey, looks like somebody struck gold today. Sorry, finders keepers don't apply.

Hey, out of the car now.

Hey, Peach, cheer up. There's nothing a sleazy lawyer can't fix. Or a knife, right?

Hey, slow down, this isn't fun anymore.

Hey, some perps playing hide and seek. Gotcha.

Hey, someone's getting carjacked. I've got to catch that jerk.

Hey, sometimes I even amaze myself.

Hey, that's no way to lose the family jewels. Gangster incoming.

Hey, that's quite a sales force out there. Must be another wild Hollywood shindig.

Hey, these robbers have some balls. Good big balls make for big targets.

Hey, this driver obviously failed traffic school. Let's get him.

Hey, this mugger's got a gun. Let's hope he doesn't pull a hostage.

Hey, those cuffs look good on you.

Hey, watch it. Shit, he swiped my watch. Time's up, shithead.

Hey, watch where you're driving.

Hey, watch where you're walking, OK?

Hey, watch where you're walking, OK?

Hey, what's going on?

Hey, what's that animal doing to that woman?

Hey, what's the fuss? Calm down, can we just get along?

Hey, you holding baby?

Hey. Make a good flick for a change and save yourself the trouble, huh?

Holy cow, the DEA fellas sure could use an extra pair of guns at this point.

Holy crap, flea attack. Time to get out the buck spray.

Holy shit this can't be real.

Hoo ah.

Horseshit.

How can you not see me coming?

How do they do that?

Huh. A mugger. Somebody should teach him the value of a hard day's work.

Huh. All these cops against one hostage taker for crying out loud. Somebody just put a bullet in his head.

Huh. My radar shows this car that's stolen. Multiple suspects inside. Smells like trouble.

Huh. What the?

I am an EOD agent. Open up.

I am the shadow that walks.

I better speed up.

I can't do that now.

I can't go fast enough.

I don't know about this, shouldn't the SWAT team be handling it? Huh, anyone?

I don't need to pay for it, slut. That's the other game. Beat it.

I feel the need the need for speed.

I fought in your general direction, Fath.

I got a bad feeling about this.

I have the best auto insurance.

I hope you're taking notes because I'm only doing this once.

I lost them. I freaking lost them.

I never liked that guy, whoever he was.

I promise I won't crash the car this time.

I think I'll check this spot out.

I told you my Kung Fu is better, didn't I?

I'll give you that one.

I'll take arriving late for 500, Alex.

I'm a fan of Jays, you dumbass. You got one nasty wedgie coming your way.

I'm going to make you my bitch, bitch.

I'm gonna make you scream like a cat in heat.

I'm not doing well, you just suck.

I'm not gonna make it.

If I wanted a kiss, I would have called your mom.

If there's one thing I hate to see this time of day, it's a thief, and a bad one at that.

In the absence of good parenting, there's always ass whooping.

Is that all you got? Come on.

It wasn't me, it was some other cop who doesn't play by the rules.

It's just flesh wound.

It's pedal to the metal, Nick.

Jeez, rookies under fire now Justice really needs a hand.

Jeez, that's gonna leave a mark.

Jeez, they say video games cause violence. What hypocrites.

Jeez, what caused the riot? It must be stopped now.

Jumping Monkey.

Just me, the car in the road. Now that's joyriding.

Just send the bill to the DoD.

Keep cool, EOD.

Kicking ass and taking names.

Killing for sportswear only in LA. Man only in LA.

Kung pao.

Leaping Tiger.

Leave that citizen alone you freaking cowards. You want something, come and get it.

Let's reach out and touch someone. Give up the phones, kids.

Like clockwork.

Locks their car in LA? Come on.

Look at all these people stealing stuff. Looks like justice needs a hand.

Look at all this whoop ass action. Now that's my cup of oolong.

Look at that brawl. Oh man, just where's the LAPD?

Look at that nice struts.

Look at that perv. Perhaps a gun barrel up his ass will teach him chastity.

Look at that, a car jacker. Let's see him do that with both hands. Crippled.

Look at that, A smooth operator or what?

Look at these pencil Dicks. Go at it man, these guys are pathetic.

Look at those toy cars. Come on, wasn't there a movie like that? Stupid copycats.

Look at your work in that lock. Let's see you do it with your arms crippled.

Looking for easy money over my dead body, assholes.

Looks like I got company a few bad friends from before I'm guessing.

Looks like somebody's been cheating. Man I hate these soap operas.

Looks like the candy man's out to rot everyone's teeth. Guess what fellas, the dentist is in.

Looky here St. scum cruising for a bruising Nido.

Looky here, working that lock got you in the hot seat creep.

Love that sound.

Low blow Jackass.

Lucky bastard. When was the last time girls fought for me and not against me?

Lucky I got a good medical plan.

Ma'am, prostitution is illegal. Sorry, gotta book you spread them.

Made it in the nick of time. Damn, I cracked myself up.

Man I hate these seats.

Man this car jacker needs a serious whoop ass. Happy to oblige.

Man this mofo better slow down. Hell, he's got a gun, get him.

Man, everybody's always in a hurry in this town.

Man, I must be getting rusty.

Man, I should have took the bus.

Man, shit.

Man, sure sucks to be you.

Man, these officers are taking a beating. Looks like justice needs a hand.

Man, these robbers are packing serious heat. Well get away cartoon.

Man, this driver sure gives public transportation a bad name. Time to revoke his license.

Man, you need to play more Street Fighter.

Man.

Maybe I should call a locksmith?

Mess with the EOD, end up DOA. Man that was corny.

Monkey Kick.

Monkey Paw.

More power between the legs.

More robberies, more shooting, more killing, more paperwork. This job rules.

More vermin on the run. Bring on the bullet, spray and eradicate.

Mortensen Get ready for retirement, Butthead, just as soon as I pluck you out of your nest.

My kid brother fights better than you.

My name is Nick Kang and I'll be your car jacker today.

My phys Ed teacher would be proud right now.

My wallet stays where it is. Back off before I blow your heads off.

N.

N.

Nah, I'd rather beat you senseless.

Nah, let's do it honorably.

Name's Nick King, and I'll be your arresting officer today.

Next time, bring some more friends to help you out.

Nice and easy man, gotta frisk you.

Nice catch, officer.

Nice wheels, what a shame.

Nick Kang live from the crime scene.

Nick King in full effect.

Ninja's got nothing on me.

No guns for you.

No guns.

No time for love babe. It's a code 647B violation.

No way.

No worries, I'll be back to clean that up.

No worries. Just a little test drive. Yeah, right.

Now let's just see where you're headed.

Now that was pretty cool.

Now the cops will never find me. Oh wait.

Now who's Kung Fu is better, huh?

Now, this isn't the first time I've slapped handcuffs on a woman.

Oh brother, there's Flame and Eddie practicing arson one O 1.

Oh come on these shady goons again. You're breaking the law, chumps.

Oh come on, what kind of crime is that? I've got better things to do with my time.

Oh come on, you Pansy.

Oh crap, how do you get doughnuts and blood off a windshield?

Oh crap.

Oh hi, did you see my last puppy? You didn't.

Oh man, in this traffic I never had a chance.

Oh man, nobody takes the cane mobile. Nobody.

Oh man, not again.

Oh my goodness, he's got partners waiting.

Oh my insurance covers this.

Oh no, a drive by shooting. Gotta get him.

Oh no, look at them. Poor Roosters. Just who is the animal here?

Oh no, where did go?

Oh shit, better get myself out of here.

Oh that's some ugly bitches. Pack your cameras and say it out of here you pervs.

Oh yeah, I'm gonna slack, you fool.

Oh yeah, what a rush.

Oh yeah? How about I make you eat it and then watch it right your insides?

Oh, a pickpocket. Hey, that's my father's watch.

Oh, my radio shows this car is stolen. Perhaps I can return it to its rightful owner is undamaged.

Oh, right, in the line of duty.

Oh.

OK bad cat, I'll give you a head start then I'll catch you and skin you alive.

OK, LA, here I come.

OK, let's do this.

OK, let's see what this baby can do.

OK, now I'm getting pissed.

OK, now this is getting weird.

OK, OK, you got me. OK, I'll just go back out and sneak in again. How about that?

OK, take me to your leader.

OK, what have we got here?

OK, you're clean. Keep it that way, huh?

Oldest Citizen Need your wheels?

On time and lookin good.

Oops, better, he's off the pedal.

Oops, but it had quick.

Open up before I shoot you.

Ouch, there goes the neighborhood.

Ow my eye.

Pan gender rights, who gives a damn? Lock and load.

Playing hard again, huh?

Please everyone, hold your applause.

Please everyone, hold your applause.

Please stand aside. I'm a police officer with a bad reputation.

Pleased with somebody just get that junk off the streets.

Police beat it now.

Police get out of the way.

Recess time out.

Relax buddy, it's just a video game.

Relax, I do this for a living sweetheart.

Relax. Some duct tape. We'll fix that fine.

Right on a mugger on the run. Time to bag me a Batty.

Roll up, roll up, bitch.

Ryuken.

Say what? Erase, wait, shit.

Score five points. Wait, that's not funny.

See him but can't get to him. OK, it's sharp shooting time.

See whoop ass ain't just my license plate.

Shit like fleas on a dog. Good thing I got my bug spray on me. Lock and load.

Shit the shit head from the Bistro. I should have iced him when I had the chance.

Shit, a carload of drunks. Hey a holes the happy hours up.

Shit, an ambush. It's dim sometime.

Shit, another stolen car. What do I look like, a meter maid?

Shit, I could have done that with one hand tied behind my back.

Shit, I hate guys who give away the endings to movies. No worries York, I'll shut them up. Good.

Shit, I'm losing this one.

Shit, it's Chung. I messed up his bathroom break and now he's pissed.

Shit, that's not what I meant to do.

Shit, that's some serious firepower. Lock and load fellas. Here's your chance to use it.

Shit, these rookies are pathetic. Let me teach them how to ice the vermin.

Shit, this mugger's packing heat. Wrong place, wrong time. A hole.

Shit, time to help another spoiled brat in trouble. At least I get to shoot this time.

Shit, what's all this ruckus? I'll teach those freak silences, Golden.

Shit, whose mother did I insult this time? No matter, she'll be mourning soon.

Shit.

Should another poor sucker bites the dust, let's waste the freaking gangs.

Should another stolen car, this crew picked the wrong time to go to car shopping.

Sleepy night, night.

Smashing cars and taking names, darling.

Snap, Crackle, pop.

Sorry Hector, you're charged with poor culinary taste. Next time I recommend sashimi.

Sorry I don't have any change, but how about a free Kung Fu lesson?

Sorry, my bad, beat it.

Sorry, no spare change, but how about some dim sum?

Sorry, Officer.

Sorry, police inspection.

Spy meisters my middle name.

Stay the fuck down.

Stop right there, police business.

Stop. I'll be commandeering your vehicle.

Sup buddy, I remember you. I owe you some bullets.

Thanks, I hope you've got insurance.

Thanks. No, but I know a judge that would be interested. What do you say?

That didn't hurt, I just tripped.

That would be stupid.

That's funny, you don't look like a locksmith.

The chase is on.

The city of LA appreciates your cooperation.

The crew from Kerry's Dojo. Shit, they've got guns too.

The Kang Master always wins.

The Porter babes in serious trouble. You heard her, Wilcox. I'll blow your brains out.

There a **** in public. I need to stop that pervert now.

There it is, the counterfeit sportswear truck. Time to catch me a crook.

There she is, Lorraine. What a beauty. This definitely requires a TLC approach.

There she is. Movie stars are not above the law. Miss Cherry gotta book you.

There they are. The senator may be right wing, but that's no crime. Kidnapping is.

There they are. This sort of behavior isn't going to buy you any favors, Mr. Wilcox.

There, Karkowski's. Maybe Masterson will layoff my case when I bust these creeps. Hmm, doubtful.

There's a fugitive radio duty calls.

There's Brett's car. I sure hope he's got his pants on this time.

There's Jay's little baby I better shed lightly here.

There's our klepto girl. I hate doing this, Winnie, but I gotta book you.

There's our lover boy, Mr. Amour. You can't just grab what you can't have.

There's our troubled letter carrier. Hey Mr. Beware of the neighborhood dog.

There's Peach. Too bad, no more cameos.

There's the limo, those rich farts. Even on the run, they've got a riding style.

This is just not my day.

This is Nick King in pursuit of another dumbass criminal.

This must be where all the cool kids hang out.

This one sure needs a ticket and a good kick in the ass to layoff the booze.

Those brothers shot their folks dead. Jeez, what's wrong with people?

Tiger Claw.

Tiger Sweep.

Time to hit the road, Jack or Nick.

Time to redline it.

Tippity toe that's go slow.

Trembling with fear? No. Oh well, you should be.

Uh oh, another day, another high speed pursuit. Looks like my assistance is required.

Uh oh. Another day, another high speed pursuit.

Uh oh. Bruises and bumps and jail time on top of that.

Uh, meant to do that.

Uh, my bad, my bad.

Unbelievable. A freaking hooker war. I'll put these hags out of business once and for all.

Wait a minute, didn't I see that one on a wanted poster recently?

Wait a minute, this is a robbery going down. Damn, that's my lucky day.

Wake up, you ain't dead yet. Aw man.

Walking in and looking good.

Want to play cat and mouse? You're the mouse, I'm the tiger.

Well, I hope it wasn't anything important.

Well, I'll be darned. It's that one at Arms Dealer. Let's see what he's up to now.

Well, only in LA. I guess the new Food Guide ratings must have just come out.

Well, there goes my perfect record.

Well, this place looks interesting.

Well, well, well, what have we got here?

Well, what do we have here? A gathering of evil Santa and his eager crack babies. Sorry, it ain't Christmas yet.

Well, what do you know, a dope dealer up ahead? Let's tail him first and confiscate his life away.

What a scene. Hell, I feel like bitch slapping somebody myself.

What do you got there, brother?

What is that the car the fuss is all about? What a piece of shit. No time for TLC. I got a bad guy to catch.

What on earth, people? Can't you afford a studio set? There are children around here.

What the hell? The cleanest goons thinking it's the jungles of Colombia. I'll be glad to send them back there in body bags.

What the Is there a body in that trunk? Stop EOD?

What the You give me back my wallet?

What you gonna do?

What, my eyes must be playing chicks on me.

What, you want to mess with an officer?

What? It's that kid from the Bistro. I should have locked him up for good.

What's going on? Someone is shooting from that car.

What's that, a backup posse? Right on fellas, I like surprises.

What's this, a hostage taker? Man, these cops are clueless.

What's this, a movie shoot or is it for real? Ah, no need to answer that.

What's this?

What's this? A hit and run bad judgment call?

What's up kids? Do you need a bus fare?

Who's that? Oh yeah.

Whoa, a car jacker in this town? No.

Whoa, an armed crew pulling a heist? Hold it, amigos.

Whoa, an armed stripper from that club? I better make myself scarce.

Whoa, another bottom feeder hassling a civilian. Time to protect and serve.

Whoa, another bottom feeder hassling a civilian. Time to protect and serve.

Whoa, citizens, stop looting. Come on, there's no free lunch.

Whoa, easy hip hop brothers. This ain't no way to rule the charts.

Whoa, I didn't know panhandling was such a big business. Hey bums, unite.

Whoa, look at that knife. What's he after? Cattle. No go. I'm a Buddhist.

Whoa, looks like a police pursuit of an armed crew. What's Nick Kang to do?

Whoa, looks like a police pursuit of an armed criminal.

Whoa, looks like Seagull is out for justice on his own terms. Cool, but but you're still wanted.

Whoa, Mr. Sideburn, this isn't a way to a haircut. This is arson.

Whoa, Mr. Stud is clearly in demand these days. As they say, looks can kill.

Whoa, Mr. Taylor, have you seen the latest in prison fashions? Orange rules, no.

Whoa, must have been another rough day at the Dow. Good thing I don't do stocks.

Whoa, this just blows.

Whoa, this one's got killer written all over em. Let's get em.

Whoa, too close for comfort.

Whoa, want some fries with that shake?

Whoa, where'd that come from?

Whoa, whoa, who let the dogs out? Gotta shove them right back in the cage.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look at these bozos. The law says the joyride's over.

Whoa. Gunfire. OK, that fortune cookie was right. When it rains, it pours.

Whoops, sorry.

Whoops.

Why can't I wake up from this nightmare?

Woohoo.

Wow ladies, that's way too competitive. Can't you get a website going or something?

Wow, a hostage situation. Looks like justice needs a hand.

Wow, it's the attack of teen hormones. What's a lone cop to do?

Wow, that's one injection too many, Jacko. Remember too much of a good thing.

Wow, this is worse than an after Christmas sale. Time to beg me a few thieves.

Wow, you surgeons sure can excise cash with precision. 2 bedroom unlicensed.

Wow, you're a real businessman. That's a shame pusher because you're about to declare bankruptcy.

Yeah man, what a piece of shit.

Yeah, another filthy St. cat running from the dogs.

Yeah, I still got it.

Yeah, so sue me, Gonna see you right back.

Yeah, that's a new lap record.

Yeah, those pigs are getting the stuff and beat out of them. That'll teach them to lay off the Donuts.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeehaw cops and thugs going at it. Let's jump in and crack a few ribs.

Yep, that's the place.

Yep, there's our dumb actress. Well, at least she's hot.

Yikes and ambush. I thought this one was going to be easy.

Yo buddy, what's up? Lock your keys inside the car. Didn't think so.

Yo Flavio, nice shears, mind if I cut in butt head haha?

Yo Mr. Ego, I got no coffee but I'm happy to serve a good ass whooping anytime.

Yo speed freakin gonna kill yourself. There's an idea.

Yo, if you can move it, it ain't broken.

Yo, postman, you're not just lazy, you're freaking crazy. How about a permanent vacation at San Quentin?

Yo, the joy ride's over, prick. From here on, it's hell on wheels.

You again, these goons just don't know when to quit.

You are under arrest for an attempted sale of a controlled substance.

You better stay down, Oh, stubborn, are you?

You can't outrun a bullet sucker.

You can't run. You can't hide.

You don't need money. Shallow graves come free of charge.

You have the right to remain unconscious.

You know the ladies call me Quick Nick for a reason. Not that reason.

You know, he looked new. No one's gonna miss him.

You like it? The fist. The fist of good.

You look tired. Maybe I should come back another time.

You nice shirt fruit loop.

You pack and eat or hold them dope man.

You punks crave hip communications gear. A good ass kicking as a form of communication too.

You sure you want to fight? OK, I guess you do.

You want my doe shithead? How about some lead instead?

You've got nothing.

Your badge probably scratched up the paint, pal.

バーベキューバーン。