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Ah gee, I'd love to learn the hotel business. (''123 Count With Me'')
Ah this is great, Rubber Duckie! We get to sleep in this nest.... (Sesame Street #3913)
Are you ready to count?! (Sesame Street #3813)
Ball? Who said anything about playing ball, Bert? Scoot over, pal! (Sesame Street #4075)
Birdseed cookies? (Sesame Street #3949)
But Bert, uh... what's the difference, Bert? I mean both of these hats are exactly the same. (Sesame Street #3973)
But I didn't want any ice. (''123 Count With Me'')
But, B- Bert I don't think you understand. I am going, outside, to, play, ball, Bert! (Sesame Street #4075)
Bye bye, Benny!! (''123 Count With Me'')
CUUUT!!!! (''Elmo's Christmas Countdown'')
Dancing like a pigeon? (''What's The Name Of That Song'')
Don't wanna read when it's loud, do ya, Bert? (Sesame Street #3193)
Gee Bert, isn't it exciting being the world's greatest investors inventing the world's greatest robot? (Sesame Street #4185)
Gee, gee Bert. You'd rather read some book than play ball? (Sesame Street #4075)
Glue. (Sesame Street #4185)
Hello, Mr. Dinger. (''123 Count With Me'')
Here you go Bert. Enjoy! (Sesame Street #3973)
Hey Bert, uh gimme that line, will ya? (''Elmo's Christmas Countdown'')
Hey there, everybody? Can you do this: pat your head and rub your tummy? (Sesame Street #4040)
Hey, old buddy Bert! Hey whaddaya say we go outside and play some ball, old buddy old pal, huh?! (Sesame Street #4075)
Hey, you guys! Look what just popped outta my hat. (''Elmo's Christmas Countdown'')
Hi there, everybody! Welcome to the movie. Hey, we're so glad you came. (''The Adventures Of Elmo In Grouchland'')
Hi there! Guess what. I'm in my favorite in the whole world! Do you know where that is? (Sesame Street #3950)
Hippopotamus! (''A Celebration Of Me, Grover'')
I dinged once to see what would happen. (''123 Count With Me'')
I'm all ready, Bert. I got my pole and my line, and my big fat juicy worm on my hook. (Sesame Street #3199)
I'm not that fast, Bert [laugh]. (Sesame Street #3221)
I'm sorry Bert, I can't hear ya, there's a gingerbread man in my ear! (''Elmo's Christmas Countdown'')
Kerfuffle!! (''A Celebration Of Me, Grover
Maybe, Bert. I sure hope that he does. Don't you? (''The Adventures Of Elmo In Grouchland'')
Me? You really think so? (''123 Count With Me'')
No, Benny I'm sure, that was only fourteen. (''123 Count With Me'')
No, Bert, I haven't. (''The Adventures Of Elmo In Grouchland'')
Now come on, Bert, let's go find out what happens to Elmo! (''The Adventures Of Elmo In Grouchland'')
Oh a lullaby! We'll sing ourselves to sleep. [laugh] (Sesame Street #3913)
Oh hi, Telly. (Sesame Street #3949)
Oh no, Bert, it'll take a short time. I'm very very fast. (Sesame Street #3221)
Oh no, cuz cuz Hello's kinda boring, Bert? (''A Celebration Of Me, Grover'')
Oh oh excuse me Bert. Sorry. (Sesame Street #3534)
Ohh you don't?! (Sesame Street #3973)
Okay everybody, it's time to sing! (Sesame Street #4110)
Okay! (Sesame Street #3813)
One, Mr. Dinger? Okay, one ding it is! Here I go? (''123 Count With Me'')
Poopacadapeddle!! (''A Celebration Of Me, Grover'')
Right again, Benny. (''123 Count With Me'')
Right right. Gingerbread man!!! (''Elmo's Christmas Countdown'')
Rubber Duckie? (Sesame Street #3813)
The audience, Bert! They're right there. (''The Adventures Of Elmo In Grouchland'')
Toilet paper roll. (Sesame Street #4185)
Tomato. (Sesame Street #4185)
Try it! Pat on top, and your tummy in a circle like this. [laugh] (Sesame Street #4040)
Uh boomerang! (''A Celebration Of Me, Grover'')
Uh huh. Gee, I don't think I wanna eat any birdseed cookies. (Sesame Street #3913)
Uh no, Bert! That's AAAAAAAAAHdios! [laugh] (Sesame Street #3198)
Uh Prairie, uh, may I? (''Elmo's Christmas Countdown'')
Uh what's that, Bert? (''What's The Name Of That Song"')
Uh- Telly, what are ya looking for? (Sesame Street #3949)
Uh, Steve. The Ernie laugh is a bit more like this.... (''Elmo's Christmas Countdown'')
Well Bert, that book sounds so good, I wanna read it with you! (Sesame Street #4075)
Well now the hats are different. (Sesame Street #3973)
Well, gee, I kinda think maybe it should be a song about rubber duckies making friends with pigeons. (''What's The Name Of That Song'')
Well, whaddaya got? (Sesame Street #3913)
Well, what about now? (Sesame Street #3813)
Wh- I'm just playing my bugle, Bert. (Sesame Street #4067)
Whaddiya say, Bert!? (''Elmo's Christmas Countdown'')
What are you doing, Bert? (Sesame Street #3973)
What's that, Bert?! (''Elmo's Christmas Countdown'')
What's that? (''123 Count With Me'')
What's that? (Sesame Street #3973)
What's the matter, Bert? (Sesame Street #3973)
Whatcha doing, Bert? (Sesame Street #3193)
Why, Bert? (''A Celebration Of Me, Grover'')
Ya see, you're not actually supposed to hear Bert when he says you have a gingerbread man in you ear. (''Elmo's Christmas Countdown'')
Yeah I guess you did, Bert. That's too bad. (Sesame Street #3221)
Yeah I'm here! Ready to go. [laugh] (Jerry Nelson: A 65th Birthday Celebration)
Yeah yeah, I'm sure. (''123 Count With Me'')
Yeah, but don't you wanna sing a song, Bert? (Sesame Street #4110)
Yeah, look at that birdy, Rubber Duckie. (Sesame Street #3949)
Yeah? (''123 Count With Me'')
Yep yep, I know what you mean, Bert. (Sesame Street #3193)
Yep. It's better when it's quiet when you're reading, so you can concentrate. (Sesame Street #3193)
Yep. It's good to read when it's nice and quiet. (Sesame Street #3193)
You forgot your hat, Bert! (Sesame Street #3973)
[laugh] This way, Bert. (''The Adventures Of Elmo In Grouchland'')
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