Resident Evil - Season 1 Edit

A company besieged by legal scandal and falling stock prices

A dog.

A fancy pen?

A few empty cells, and a very unfortunate woman.

A few hundred at least.

A friend. From back home.

A guy got bit, and three days later…

A horrible accident that no one could have seen coming.

A Joy user wouldn't be able to look away.

A life. I hand you over, and I get a pass to Umbrella territory.

A little help?

A lot of stuff by some guy named William Birkin.

A minute.

A pathogen we originally developed for the American military.

A pheromone maybe. On her breath.

A rash?

A shrimp curry burrito? Really?

A sodium pentothal on steroids.

A spot on the DOW?

A thousand? Ten thousand?

A valued member?

About Tijuana. [sighs]

About yesterday, look, I'm so sorry.

Actually, I feel like I'm going crazy, okay?

Advantages.

After a certain point, the maintenance is too damn high.

After about two or three years, the cornea is fried.

After hours.

After I interviewed her about her husband, she…

Again.

Again. [chuckles]

Ah, we met before, uh, when you spoke in Riyadh in 2019.

Ah, you get used to it.

AIDS or Ebola or anything else that's trying to wipe out the human race.

Al, I'm not that person.

Al, you've got company.

Al?

Al…

Albert Wesker died in 2009.

Albert, if it's happening again…

Albert, my wife, Diana.

Albert.

Albert.

Albert.

Alby.

All done.

All I've ever had is you.

All of it…

All of this, and that is your problem?

All right, this way.

All right, you can fire up the laptop.

All right.

All right. Come on.

All right. I can override the doors and jam the system,

All right. Tell me what I've been missing.

All right. You're clear.

All they really want is for that pain to end.

All they want to do is eat and spread the virus.

All those things, you did.

All through a series of triggers.

Alone.

Also, big boobs.

Always.

Always.

Am I getting close?

Am I gonna get sick?

Am I sick or not?

Amrita.

An antidepressant that lowers anxiety, increases focus.

An attack like this, usually, it's ransomware,

An important project.

Analyzing specimen.

And 4chan virgins, or both.

And a whore belongs on his knees.

And after everything…

And all that stuff about making us strong and protecting us…

And as a virus alters or modulates its host,

And as much as I appreciate the goon work, it hasn't gotten us much.

And Bert?

And breaking and entering and destruction of property.

And build their factories, as if we don't exist.

And did you care?

And do you know how many people could do my job?

And drugged him or hooked him up to electrodes

And even then, for every good day, he's got ten bad ones.

And everything would be normal.

And he killed nine people.

And he wasn't gonna wait for them to grow up.

And he's on steroids.

And here I thought I was the best liar in the family.

And I can admit it when I'm wrong.

And I choose… breadsticks.

And I didn't do that for me. I did that for her.

And I don't know what to do.

And I have to hear from your assistant that you're back.

And I let you create life.

And I mean super glued.

And I need to talk to Albert Wesker.

And I need you. So we all need each other.

And I still like to think of this as a family business.

And I told you this place was fucked.

And I understand you might see my people as… academics.

And I was thinking maybe you could come by the lab.

And I'm sure there's some very nasty things on that hard drive,

And I'm sure you've got someone ready to broadcast them to the world. So…

And I've just had the crap kicked out of me

And if Dad won't go with you, I need you to go on your own.

And if it's not?

And if they don't, you'll offer it to them anyway.

And if this is happening again, you need to tell me.

And if you do a good job,

And if you think you did that for Bea, you're lying to yourself.

And if you're wrong?

And in the summer, people stink.

And it means that Umbrella needs me. So…

And it's as if this enzyme attracts it.

And it's not true.

And let people see what's really going on.

And let's face it, Umbrella…

And let's just be happy for like a second. [sighs]

And Mark got cottage cheese and apple sauce, and he's super pissed.

And maybe…

And more people could be saved! Just fucking think about it!

And moved somewhere beautiful.

And my mother, she's super pissed.

And nothing says it got nuked.

And now, I guess I just wanted to say goodbye.

And on you.

And plenty of room to run and play.

And preserving it in our collective memory,

And press that fucking button, okay?

And product development at 11:40.

And pumps her full of 87 different drugs.

And right now, we need each other.

And right now…

And Shakespeare wrote that,

And she just got her vag wallpapered.

And she must really care for you since you're all she ever talks about.

And she'd be lost without it.

And shocked the shit out of him?

And somehow, he knows we've had a problem.

And sounds.

And spin up the engines.

And that is a problem.

And that's still better than Umbrella.

And that's what really matters, right?

And that's why I'm here.

And the cage was left open…

And the doctor said I had to sleep, but it hurt so much.

And the fridge on the other, so yes.

And the person that replaces me? He'll be worse.

And the rat bit him.

And the rest of it is just old people shit,

And then I found Joy.

And then what? We just…

And then,

And then, you could mark a target and send zeros after it.

And there is a guy in our living room with a gun.

And there's more.

And these days, everyone gets a trophy, everyone's special, but…

And these symptoms,

And they don't ask questions.

And they don't think you're a psycho either.

And they say they don't, but they do.

And Umbrella, they don't care about a new world.

And we made them, so…

And we will move. Very quickly.

And we will.

And we won't be able to help each other. Like we can now.

And we'll get you through, quick and quiet.

And we're in South Africa, but there's only, like, five Black people?

And we're science experiments.

And what about our

And what was I supposed to do?

And what, that's like… Covid? [sighs]

And when I talked to his wife,

And when the T goes cross species, it triggers rampant cell growth.

And when things go bad,

And when we find them, you'll chill and eat ice cream?

And when zeros smell it, they can't hurt you.

And where's that?

And while we thought we'd solved the problem,

And who gets to decide any of that?

And whose password to everything is Spock21?

And you knew you could take advantage of your mother.

And you may not have much time.

And you need to shut them the fuck up.

And you said, you wanted them not boring, crazy, frog stealing in my back.

And you should have known that. I mean twins, right?

And you think I'm super hot. Charming as shit.

And you, of all people, should know that because it's been our whole lives.

And you?

And you're a fucking child!

And you've got the best sister.

And your body, how you fought off the virus,

And your hands and your feet tucked in tight.

And your mother she never, she never…

And, and you saw this weird shit in my house.

And, Billie, you must be terrified.

And, look, if something does go wrong, and the virus gets out of control…

And, oh, Terrence's group brought back about half a library from Istanbul.

And, uh, he only went one for two.

And, uh, I guess you know about that.

And, you know, last year, we were voted best place to live in the world.

And, you know, tax breaks.

And?

And…

Angel hasn't told them anything yet, but he will.

Animal bite turned him psycho, like eating people psycho.

Anything?

Ar… Arjun.

Are those…

Are we done?

Are you drugging Mom?

Are you dying?

Are you fucking serious?

Are you fucking…

Are you going to that thing this weekend?

Are you listening to music?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay? [young Jade cries]

Are you okay? Hey! Are you okay?

Are you okay? Is everyone okay?

Are you okay? On the phone, you sounded scared.

Are you still there?

Are you?

Aren't we? Hmm? Hmm?

Arjun!

Arjun!

Arjun.

Arjun.

Arjun.

Arjun.

Arjun.

Arjun. Arjun.

Arjun… Arjun!

As soon as you finish your basket, I can

At high enough doses, it infects the body with something called the T virus.

At least I tried. You…

At our Mexican facility and decided to go public.

At school, no one's laughing at you anymore.

At the bunker.

At the end of the hall, the door is open. Cut through the backfield.

At this point of our history?

At Umbrella?

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Aw, Evelyn.

Away from Dad, this town, Umbrella, all of it.

Baby, you already fucked me. I'm just fucking you back.

Bad things happened in the past. You know, you were there.

Barry sent me.

Barry still hasn't paid me for the last transport.

Be careful.

Bea doesn't need a martyr, all right? She needs her mother.

Bea, I need you to go to our cabin.

Bea, I want you to know that everything I did…

Bea, you have to believe me.

Bea!

Bea!

Bea! Get out! Go!

Bea?

Bea?

Bea?

Bea?

Bea?

Bea?

Bea.

Bea…

Because even in times like these, we are the stories we tell.

Because he was there.

Because he's supposed to be dead.

Because hurting me hurts Umbrella.

Because I do.

Because I took pity on you.

Because I want to help you.

Because I'm going to have all your portions.

Because I'm good.

Because I'm such a charming lady.

Because it wasn't about you. Like, like it has been our whole lives.

Because that guy was lying.

Because that is what the arts were in their most ancient beginnings.

Because that's what you think you are, but…

Because the people out there are bad people.

Because them…

Because they could go after my mom too.

Because this is the stuff only we can figure out.

Because unless I get what I want,

Because we're his medicine.

Because you only care about the mission about fixing what you started.

Because you're selfish.

Because…

Before my boss rains holy hell down on you.

Bert, get them somewhere safe.

Bert, I need your help.

Bert, I…

Bert!

Bert!

Bert?

Bert?

Bert.

Bert.

Bert.

Bert. [panting]

Bert's notes. Get to work.

Better.

Bill.

Billie Wesker.

Billie, are you okay?

Billie, Billie, remember like we used to do?

Billie, come on.

Billie, come on.

Billie, come on.

Billie, let me in. Please.

Billie, look at me.

Billie, put your seatbelt on.

Billie, stop!

Billie, stop.

Billie, um…

Billie, what the fuck is this shit?

Billie, you need to wake up now.

Billie, you need to wake up.

Billie?

Billie?

Billie?

Billie?

Billie.

Billie.

Billie.

Billie.

Billie.

Billie.

Billie.

Billie…

Billie…

Billions of people died.

Billions of people would die.

Blog.

Books, music…

Both of you missing school would…

Brainchild of newly minted CEO, Evelyn Marcus.

Breathe. Hey. It's okay. It's okay.

Bro.

Burn sequence activated.

But accelerating the cells that way leads to…

But before I can even go public, I need proof.

But being a clone isn't your father's problem.

But believe me when I say we have weapons of our own.

But between Umbrella and crazy freak crucifixion world,

But Cape Town's just an hour away.

But Dad hates guns.

But deterioration is expected on the standard 72 hour clock.

But everything else, totally different.

But everything you say is a lie.

But he doesn't know them like I do.

But he was killed by the original Albert Wesker.

But hey, who hasn't popped a Xany and gone hunting for Louboutin's.

But I am so proud of you.

But I can help you. Okay?

But I can't feel this.

But I do know when someone's in pain,

But I need to get to France, and I can't take the ferry.

But I need you to do this for me, okay?

But I need you to stabilize the formula and bring production online.

But I think we've all got these feelings inside us, right?

But I want to know why your dad thinks Umbrella would go after him.

But I won't fuck this up.

But I, I thought I scared them.

But I've been watching you grow up in pictures for years.

But I've got to do this.

But I've never lied to you.

But if the company finds out you were infected?

But if we're gonna survive, we have to look elsewhere.

But it going off, must have woke that fucker up.

But it was developed as a truth serum by the CIA.

But it's the second most important thing to know about her.

But it's… It's fucked up.

But Joy still represents the future of this company.

But let's just be on the safe side.

But me, I'm not looking to be fed to evil grandma.

But no, they, they all have basements.

But only the best for…

But really, it's a very simple process involving a little DNA,

But right now, I gotta figure out if this thing works.

But she thinks you could be useful in the world to come.

But six billion of them.

But suffering to my family. My…

But that only gives us about ten minutes before they notice.

But the drug contains a derivative of the T virus.

But the end is always the same.

But the minute someone is infected, they don't care about you anymore.

But the other part of me wishes I'd killed her when I had the chance.

But the ratios…

But the surrogate delivered us at the same time.

But their sense of smell it keeps getting better.

But then, I worry.

But then, working on the fringes, killing yourself to make up for your sins.

But they were wrong.

But this is not that company.

But this sort of research is more my sister's thing.

But this was just burn it all down.

But this…

But Umbrella's betting big on the move.

But Umbrella's everywhere.

But we need to delay the launch until we can stabilize it.

But when this is over…

But with a little inspiration and a lot of hard work, well…

But you and all your people? You'll never know.

But you did say you'd do anything.

But you didn't listen, and people got hurt.

But you don't know a…

But you have to stay way over here, okay?

But you took it, didn't you?

But you wanna know and you wanna help me.

But you were worse.

But you?

But you? You were right in the thick of it.

But you'll be fine.

But you're not anymore?

But you're not…

But your hands, Jade, they're covered in blood.

But zeros can't see. Most can't hear.

But, hey…

But, if you want, we can leave him.

But, instead, he made it much, much worse.

But, Simon, they're, they're going to hurt her.

But, you know, recently, the one thing she can't get enough of…

But…

But…

But…

But…

But… But I…

But… it could be interesting with a few specific cases especially if…

But… kind of not our problem.

Butt implants.

By a bunch of death metal groupies.

Cafeteria's this way.

Calm down, okay?

Can I borrow your board?

Can I offer you a glass of champagne?

Can I talk to her?

Can I talk to him?

Can we be cool?

Can we talk about this tomorrow?

Can you help me?

Can you say that about your father?

Can you text your friend, Jade?

Can't help you, mate.

Cancer, mitochondrial explosion, all sorts of nasty things.

Carl.

Catching up on school, I think.

Cats carry disease.

Causing hallucinations.

Changes in mood, behavior, violent outbursts,

Changing diapers. I mean, have you ever been peed on before?

Charlie and Cardi.

Charon.

Chase down the runners.

Chill.

Clannad, the fact that the world is shit and I'm living in it.

Clean up your mess.

Cleansing breaths.

Clear it out.

Clear the room.

Clear the tent.

Clear.

Climate change, pollution.

Come here.

Come here.

Come in.

Come on, come on.

Come on, honey. You think I'd miss your world famous lemon salmon?

Come on, that's not normal. That's…

Come on, then.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Show me something.

Come on. That whole show and that's all I get?

Come to papa.

Concussion, definitely.

Contact!

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Coordinated. It shouldn't be possible.

Count ten…

Critics say that the company's operating at a dangerous burn rate,

Cute.

Cutters, the spastics.

Dad has been lying to us.

Dad never talks about his family.

Dad never talks about them. [sighs]

Dad said when he was a kid, he could have ice cream every day,

Dad worries about everything.

Dad, I have to go.

Dad, I'm fine. And I'm missing classes.

Dad, your finger.

Dad?

Dad?

Dad.

Dad.

Dad.

Dad… Dad just gave me these drugs to sleep and I just… I think I have a hangover.

Dad's a clone.

Dad's an asshole.

Dad's probably got the key with him.

Dad's worried about you.

Damn.

Damn.

Dave.

Day 167 of observation.

Dead.

Deal.

Depression, anxiety, suicide. Just…

Diana and I are fine. Thank you so much for asking.

Diana, this is Albert Wesker, one of my scientists.

Did Barry know anyone who could help me?

Did she say why?

Did they bug the car?

Did you even stop for lunch?

Did you find work?

Did you know Umbrella does animal testing?

Did you see "him"?

Did you see that, Jade?

Did you see the fucking monster in the lobby?

Did you sleep? Look at me.

Did you tell him that?

Didn't have any choice.

Didn't like me much.

Didn't stop the virus from getting in.

Dies?

Dinner's almost ready.

Disgusting worked.

Do it to me.

Do it. See what happens.

Do not exit the vehicle.

Do not resist!

Do not resist!

Do something!

Do you feel like, weird?

Do you have kids?

Do you know what happened to the first Raccoon City?

Do you know what it was like to be… bored?

Do you like your memories, Jade?

Do you normally go around asking disgusting people for help?

Do you really wanna know?

Dock the ship, and wait two weeks.

Does something unexpected.

Don't call her that.

Don't cry. [shushes]

Don't get me wrong.

Don't let me get too lost in it, okay? I've got Bea's piano thing.

Don't worry! Everything's gonna be fine.

Don't worry. Everything's A okay.

Don't worry. I got you, bro!

Don't you want to change the world with me?

Don't you?

Don't.

Don't.

Don't… [sighs]

Dover.

Drop your weapon.

Dude, it sounds mental.

Dude.

Dude.

Dude. Ouch. [giggles]

Eat this.

Eli Lilly made three billion a year off Prozac.

EMERGENCY RELEASE

Ev! Oh, thank God.

Evelyn Marcus.

Evelyn Marcus. I run this fucking company.

Evelyn sent me to bring you in.

Evelyn won't stop unless we make her stop.

Evelyn, if you do anything to hurt them…

Evelyn!

Evelyn?

Evelyn.

Evelyn.

Even me?

Ever since that night, you are heartless.

Ever.

Every artifact, every painting, all of it.

Every screen in the place went red and all hell broke loose.

Everybody lost somebody, right?

Everyone keep your mouths shut.

Everyone thinks I'm the psycho.

Everything I sacrificed…

Everything that happened, I just want things to be normal.

Everything was fucked, and you were

Everything.

Everything…

Everything's fine.

Everything's gonna be fine.

Everything's gonna be fine.

Everything's okay.

Everything's okay.

Ew.

Exactly.

Excuse me. More breadsticks.

Exposure to oxygen breaks them down.

Fall back!

Family.

Fancy.

Far away from you.

Fascist.

Fee's double for any friend of Barry's.

Feel right.

Fifteen seconds.

Find a way to make it work.

Find her!

Find her.

Find her.

Find it, get Jade, and get out of the house.

Find out.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine. Whatever.

Fine. You do you.

Fire that guard.

First wave, right?

Follow me.

For a human…

For him.

For most of its history,

For rats, it takes a few hours.

For saving me.

For the right price.

For their own survival and reproduction.

For…

Forty year old contraband.

Found his gun.

Four to cross.

From when I was two.

Fuck Google, Fuck Zuckerberg. They deliver eyeballs.

Fuck it!

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

Fuck me. [chuckles]

Fuck the bottom line.

Fuck them.

Fuck this.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. [groans]

Fuck. Fuck!

Fucking bitch!

Fucking psycho.

Fucking really?

Fucking run!

Fucking stop blaming them!

Fucking stupid!

Fucking… pull me up.

Fun fact. [grunts]

Funny.

Gear up.

Get across the Channel, I'll, I'll send a team to come meet you.

Get behind me.

Get creative.

Get in the car. Let's go.

Get me the first aid kit.

Get off me!

Get out.

Get up.

Get your sister.

Ghost ships drifting, off starboard.

Give her the old Wesker special?

Give him something that feels… normal.

Global warming, gone.

Go ahead. Maybe it'll ruin us.

Go back to work.

Go out the back.

Go science. [chuckles]

Go, go, go, go, go, go. Come on.

Go, go, go!

Go, go! Go!

Go!

Go! Go, go! Go, go!

Go.

Go.

Go.

Go.

Go. Down.

Gone!

Gonna be awesome at heroin.

Good for you, man.

Good for you.

Good for you. The, uh, tunnels are blocked.

Good talk.

Good.

Good.

Good. I'm getting ice cream.

Good. That fear, the adrenaline?

Good. Yeah, that's good.

Government projects.

Grab my hand!

Green grass, white picket fence.

Gross.

Guys, that jerk off to CrossFit?

Ha, it got pretty crazy back there, right?

Hair.

Hands above your head.

Hands up.

Happy family.

Happy feelings, sad feelings, and…

Has it?

Have a great day!

Have fun. Hi.

Have you ever tried to escape?

Have you had any symptoms?

Have you seen the bite?

He became very aggressive.

He can't hear you.

He cares about us.

He complained about flashing lights, loud noises…

He could have ripped her in half, except didn't.

He could've been worse.

He did that to himself.

He did.

He died in a volcano.

He engineered your blood to fix his problem,

He founded Umbrella before being… pushed out.

He gets treats every night.

He has to learn.

He hates walks, and he takes, like, giant shits.

He killed people.

He likes salmon and chicken, no beef.

He loved baseball.

He loved his job.

He needs our blood to stay alive.

He put together to help him.

He said he was a clone.

He said it got nuked.

He said we didn't have birth certificates, right?