Boo, Bitch - Season 1 Edit

A bitch.

Agh.

Ah! We're going to prom!

All right, look out. Move.

All right.

Almost. So I got this for us for graduation,

Alyssa's the yearbook editor.

And all we have to show for it is our education.

And broke her face.

And Dice.

And Erika Vu knows how to party.

And every year they ignore me.

And I also have the hangover to prove it.

And I die without anyone knowing who I am or even remembering my name?

And I don't know why I kept going back.

And I just peed in a fake plant!

And Jake C is her little simp bitch

And Keisha, she pretends to be a skater,

And Lea, she hates Riley, but she kisses her ass

And life plays out like college,

And Monday, and Wednesday before and after third period.

And she starts by going to that effing party.

And the lowdown on why everyone is wearing green. Erika, It's spirit week.

And there's no time anyway. High school is over.

And two, we've only had to talk to each other.

And we agree to be sex trafficked just so we can get our hands on that brown sugar?

Anything you wanna say to your future selves?

Are you even listening?

Are you going to prom?

Babe, I heard you. You're annoyed.

Because she doesn't want to go back to slumming it with the band freaks.

Because whenever I need a refill, I'm just gonna have to track you down.

Bro! Come on. Look, noobs. You're up.

But even as a senior, I was hiding in the shadows.

But everyone and every Jake is going to be there.

But instead I've been hiding in the shadows because it is safe.

But Jake C will def be there.

But now that I'm here, I feel so comfortable.

But seems like now might be a better time.

But thanks.

But these magnetic eyelashes are tricky, and I need good light.

But those wheels have never touched pavement.

But, you know, the truth is, she's just, like, always going to be a…

Bye, Helen.

Can I have your number,

Can't wait to be found.

Check us out. Chilling at a party, in the middle of the action,

Come on. Prom is the one thing I wanna do before we graduate.

Come on. What you got?

Crazy town. She didn't even know she was preggo.

Depending on the Jake.

Did we get bad intel?

Do over.

Do you go to Parkway?

Don't panic. We'll retrace our steps. Meet by the woods in 20.

Drinking stilettos like they are LaCroix.

Epicness.

Erika Vu, where are you?

Erika Vu? Isn't she that girl who made out with Brett on the Internet?

Erika, Erika!

Erika, maybe it's time you try Wellbutrin. Give your anxiety a little vacay.

Erika, we… We are seniors.

Erika!

Erika. I need a refill.

Erika. You okay?

Especially prom. I'm not going.

Especially Riley.

Every year I have corrected my name,

For real. You know, we split up over, like, 36 times this year.

Four years at this school, and I am still Helen Who.

From now on, let's promise to live our lives without giving any fu…

Gia, we are this close to finishing high school without getting dragged on social.

Gia! Look, I'm dancing on a table!

Give it up for the winner!

Go in. She's just doing her makeup.

Go on. It's okay.

Go, go, go!

Good night, Roger.

Great. I will take that over being infamous.

Grenadine is not alcohol.

Have fun! Send pics.

He said yes, and you should too.

Helen Who must die

Hello. [giggles]

Hey, Dr. Vu. Yeah. Yeah, we're…

Hey, yo! I got one. With me.

Hey! Mo! Is there a senior text chain?

Hey.

Hey. Hey, we can go. We can go. I will call your dad.

Hey. Uh, where's your necklace?

Hi. Sorry. Sorry.

How about prom? I mean, I'm already going with Jake W.

I am Erika Vu,

I am not that girl anymore. I use tampons now.

I am so sorry.

I am so sorry.

I babysat her hot tub baby.

I can't believe we have two months of high school left. KMNBMIASG.

I didn't mean it.

I didn't think to look there.

I do. And, you know what? No getting back together,

I don't know any of these people, but I feel like they don't wanna know me.

I don't wanna get ahead of myself, but since we're saying yes to everything,

I had such big plans for high school,

I hate to break this up… I mean, I really hate to break this up…

I heard there's gonna be one this weekend.

I know I am beating a dead horse with a live Jake,

I know it was on at Jake W's house 'cause I got throw up on it.

I let it happen. I let Riley paralyze me, and I've been paralyzed ever since.

I love them!

I mean, do. Do do it.

I wish they could just drone drop our diplomas

I wouldn't drink that.

I… I know…

I'll think about it.

I'm adding our names to the text chain.

I'm dead.

I'm glad we're not on it. I don't wanna see alerts about shit I don't wanna do.

I'm gonna get back to my shower. Cool?

I'm Jake. And you are?

I'm making a video for the senior time capsule.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little off. What even happened last night?

I'm pretty sure he's had sex with both of his stepsisters.

I'm… I'm dying. I'm dead. I'm a ghost.

If you don't mind.

Ignore me. I have a UTI.

Is the diss fest over?

Ish.

It was an accident.

It wasn't your fault.

It's 10:29. Guess no one else is coming.

It's a weird thing to say, Dad.

It's better to be unseen than to be seen.

It's clear. Go.

It's dance party time!

It's Erika.

It's nine right now.

It's not gonna hurt my feelings because I am on Lexapro.

It's not over. This is our LCTMSEM.

It's the second to last Saturday of spring break.

ITHTRMON.

Just interpreting from your face.

Let's just get through the rest of the year so we leave on a clean slate.

Like…

Like… last weekend,

Listen to this teenage mom.

Listen. Hey.

Looking at it.

Make yourself invisible,

Maybe this is who I am. Maybe I will always be Helen Who.

Meet you here in five to 50, depending on the bathroom line.

Minus freshman orientation, we've had no epic fails.

Mmm.

Much better now. Yeah.

My mom's on a teaching sabbatical in Europe for the next few months.

My red cup is on empty.

My secret stash. It's gone.

My usual self?

No excuses.

No one even knows my real name, and it's my fault.

No, "bestie" is not a strong enough word.

No, don't do that.

No, I know Erika Vu.

No, it's fine. Here. It's here.

No, no, no, no. She's the kid who got spanked on Zoom.

No, wait.

No.

No. We are not leaving until we've had some real fun.

Not at all. But I gotta pee.

Now I can find you anywhere.

Now ID's and then club sign ups. We're so gonna make high school our Bs.

Now you're screwed.

Oh my God. [gasps] He knows my name.

Oh my God. Look at all this shit we missed.

Oh my God. This is not acceptable.

Oh my God. What if college plays out like high school

Oh wow. We look…

Oh, no. No, no. There is.

Oh, yeah, I know.

Okay, are you ready to go?

Okay, I'll do it for you.

Okay, now.

Okay. [sniffles] If that's what you want.

Okay. Okay. Let's just put a pin in that. Move on to something smaller.

Okay. Tastes like a Shirley Temple.

One dance and then we can leave.

One, two, three.

One, we're sitting in these supes padded club chairs.

Or don't.

Or epic wins. Can't we just take one low key chance?

Or I'll do it for you.

Or is this a setup to lure us here

Or maybe everyone's hanging out somewhere else.

Or you could put out the red cups and snacks.

Please hold. There's a senior text chain and we're not on it?

Prom is going to be the best night of my life. [chuckles]

Relationships are temporary, but follows are basically forever.

Right. Well, you know what? That was before Riley and I broke up.

Right. You know, I could pick you up and drop you off, so you can drink.

Riley, all those people out there, they really did have to pee.

See those shoes under the moose?

Shall we vacate the den so you can watch the big TV?

She became the UN Ambassador for Ghana and Czech Republic

She just had a summer of transformation, and you ruined her.

She's a fake salty giraffe who eats all the good leaves from the top of the tree,

She's that unhinged girl who gave Riley a beatdown during ninth grade orientation

Shit. They misspelled my name. Keep looking.

So Erika Vu can live.

So from now on,

So it must be around here.

So they can take us to a warehouse, where we get hooked on drugs

So we can… finish what we started?

So we could skip all this end of high school bullshit.

Still good.

Take my car. It's fancier.

TBVH, I was so nervous before,

That life is better out of the hot tub and under the radar, period.

That only validates my argument

That was Helen Who.

The Ambassador.

Then what would you recommend?

There are only two Saturdays.

There definitely is.

There is still time to live,

There's no secret stash, is there?

They don't need to know us. They're all lame.

They're mine.

This is our song. This is our song. We have to dance.

This might take a while.

Those are my shoes. Why is a dead girl wearing my shoes?

To be with someone more like…

To leave a legacy,

To live fearlessly, to make keg stands.

To reach around for the stars.

Train wreck central. I feel like ass.

Ugh.

Uh… eh…

Uh… from the kitchen earlier. That self. You don't seem like that.

Um, no. Actually, we're going to a party.

Until one fateful night.

Wanna have a threesome?

Wanna pregame?

Watch and learn, sir.

We are not leaving.

We are so ready for this party.

We are! I can't believe we've waited so long to start living.

We are. You know, I'm tired of the drama, Riley.

We came here to take risks,

We can't leave a legacy by sitting on the sidelines.

We have been so lucky.

We have two months left for someone besides you to know my name.

We missed kickbacks, ragers, daygers, a hoedown,

We say yes to everything.

We'll come back later.

We're broken up for good.

We're cheering. Erika's a badass.

We're young. Our lives are just beginning.

We've been waiting for this day. Here, take some money.

Well, 'cause when Shirley Temple grew up,

Well, if we leave now, we can watch The Great Pottery Throw Down.

Well, now we know what kind of drunk you are. Sappy.

What if we… Crazy idea. You can totally hate it.

When you leave this earth, people will remember you, Helen.

When you walk away from me like that, it makes me think we're done.

Where?

Which is why we have to go. It's our last chance to get a prom date.

Who just stays in a shitty relationship because he's too afraid to be alone.

Who knows if it's true. Those are just wild ass rumors.

Who's, like, so lit he's taking a bath upstairs right now.

Why are you heckling Helen?

Wow. Wait, what's it called?

Yay! Okay. All right, let's find yours.

Yeah, I got it. Chin down.

Yeah, lame. I said it.

Yeah, so clean there's no trace of us.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I saw that over Ashley's shoulder on the senior text chain.

Yeah. We should find, like, another bathroom or plan or something.

Yeah. We're getting a sneak peek before it goes to the printers.

Yep.

Yes!

Yes! I'm gonna ask Jake C.

Yes. And we're gonna be remembered.

Yo! Everybody!

You are my sister.

You can do and be anything that you wanna be.

You do the math.

You don't seem like your usual chill self.

You girls look hot.

You have so much potential, and I promise you,

You know, I guess I just thought that maybe she'd, like, change,

You know, maybe it's time to try something new.

You wanna dance?

You will not. You are Erika Vu, bitch. A girl with big hopes and dreams.

You?

You.

You're a joke. I'll never forget what you did to me.

You're Erika.

You're realizing we're about to leave high school,

You're right.

Your unicorn has a bloody horn.

[both scream] [yells]

[cell phone continues vibrating] [breathing deeply]

[cheering] What?

[dance music playing] [all cheering]

[Erika gasps] Matching necklaces!

[groans] [door opens]

[horn blaring] [screams]

[liquid splashes] Oh God. Shit.

[music stops] Yes. I'm sorry.

[quietly] Yeah, okay. That was so fun.

[scoffs] Like who? The mother of all mothers.

[vase shatters] [all cheering]

[whimpers] Oh my God, Riley!

[yelps] [Erika gasps]

♪ Do it like me ♪ ♪ Do it like this ♪

♪ Do it like me ♪ ♪ Do it like this ♪

♪ Do it like me ♪ ♪ Do it like this ♪

♪ I got all this money to go get ♪ ♪ Go get, go get, go get, go get ♪

Are you done? Completely done and over.

Chin down, Helen. Who?

Could really use a drink right now. What's wrong?

Edible? [Erika] Yes.

Everything? Everything!

Hard pass on all of it. What, even prom?

Helen. Helen who?

Hi, future selves. [Gia] Yeah. This party is the…

I may as well be dead. No… No, it's a typo. People know you.

I'm Jake C. And I am not Helen Who.

I'm your lab partner. Come on.

It's amazing! Ah! [giggles]

It's finally happening! Thank God!

Jake! Why are you walking away from me? I'm tired of you not listening to me.

Jump in the pool in our underwear? [both] Yes!

Meet you at yearbook after school. Yearbook?

Next. Erika, let it go.

Oh, and she's leaving you all alone? I'm 18. Plus, I have RING.

Oh, and, Gia, I have a book for your mom. Mm mm. You can hold on to it.

Oh, you're such… Jake.

Oh. So what's on the agenda for tonight?

Okay, yeah. All right. Okay.

Ooh. Double tap on the stiletto. [giggles]

Shirley Temple was a real person? No! [laughs]

Shit. Yo! Do you pong?

So you just didn't have to pee at all? No.

The one who set himself on fire. Jake W? So no.

The tall one. They're all tall.

The text chain says it starts at nine. Yeah, it does.

There were witnesses. But not us. We witnessed nothing.

Wait, what? Nine means 10:30.

Wait. When did you get home? Don't know.

We didn't miss anything. It's all dumb. Your subconscious would beg to differ.

We have. Erika.

We heard there's a party here. Yeah, there is.

We need to interact, intermingle. This was a bad idea.

We're going to Jake's party. Which Jake?

Well, now we're ready. Couldn't be readier.

What are you making? Our signature drink, the stiletto.

What's the alcohol component? Grenadine. [giggles] Lots of it.

What's up with everyone wearing green? Irish inclusion.

Who? Yeah, that's her name. Helen Who.

You guys locked out? [both] Yes!

You guys want tattoos? [both] Yes!

You wanna do a shot? [both] Yes!

Your face is broken. [students murmuring]

…go to a regular party.

["Dizzy" playing]

["Medicine" playing]

[all chanting] Erika, Erika!

[all chanting] Erika!

[all exclaim]

[baby cries, coos]

[bell rings]

[both chuckle]

[both giggle]

[both laugh awkwardly] Okay.

[both laugh]

[both scream]

[both] 10:30.

[both] Alyssa Seranie.

[both] Cool.

[both] No.

[both] Yes!

[boy] Oh, hey, uh,

[boys chattering, laughing]

[camera shutter clicks]

[cell phone chimes]

[cell phone chimes]

[cell phone vibrating]

[chanting continues]

[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] I'm sorry. Look, I gotta help Jake M,

[chuckles] Thank you for pushing me to live my best life, bestie.

[chuckling softly]

[coughs]

[crowd cheering]

[dance music continues]

[dance music playing]

[dance music playing]

[dream pop music playing]

[dream pop music playing]

[Erika gasps]

[Erika gasps] He already followed me on IG and TikTok.

[Erika] Are we supposed to just walk in?

[Erika] Okay.

[footsteps approaching]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[Gia] Erika!

[Gia] Erika!

[Gia] Yes!

[giggles awkwardly]

[giggles]

[giggles] It's the schedule!

[giggling]

[girl 1] I always dreamed of living an epic high school life.

[girl 2] All three Jakes have RSVP'd "Yes" or "Yo,"

[girl 2] Give.

[grunts]

[grunts] Yep. Okay.

[hip hop music playing in distance]

[hip hop music playing]

[inhales] Fine.

[laughs awkwardly]

[laughs]

[light electronic music playing]

[lock clicks]

[mouthing]

[music grows louder]

[music intensifies]

[music plays]

[mysterious music playing]

[mysterious music playing]

[retches slightly]

[Riley groans]

[scoffs] I didn't say I was annoyed, but, know what? I am.

[scoffs] Little advice.

[scream continues]

[screams]

[screams] No!

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs] Do you feel drunk? I don't.

[sighs] Take all the time you want.

[upbeat electronic music playing]

♪ And we're standing in the same place ♪

♪ Bad bitch, photogenic ♪

♪ Bust down, flooded Patek ♪

♪ Can you make memories ♪

♪ Do it like me ♪

♪ Do you know what it means ♪

♪ East side guys They bring the thunder ♪

♪ Got a comb Had to put the lil' track up ♪

♪ Guerilla, guerilla ♪

♪ He makin' impressions ♪

♪ I never said what I really meant ♪

♪ I wasn't made to be medicine for you ♪

♪ I'm on the outside looking in ♪

♪ If I ever take a L… ♪

♪ If they're just make believe? ♪

♪ It's true ♪

♪ Look like my exes ♪

♪ Lucky, lucky me Lucky, lucky me ♪

♪ Lucky, lucky me Lucky, lucky me ♪

♪ Oh no ♪

♪ Oh, I don't know if I can take ♪

♪ Ooh, I got what I want I got what I need, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh… ♪

♪ Real ass bitch, won't take shit back ♪

♪ Show up to the party it's guerilla ♪

♪ So suddenly everything's changed ♪

♪ They good They tight ♪

♪ They pull me under ♪

♪ They tried to do it like this So I did it like that ♪

♪ When I told you I did with mine… ♪

♪ When you think on a screen? ♪

♪ Who ♪

♪ Whoo Guerilla, guerilla ♪

♪ Yeah Guerilla, guerilla ♪

♪ You can't seem to make up your mind ♪

♪ You seriously these days ♪