💬 Russian Doll

A car could run me over. I mean, best case scenario, I...

A hardware store that closed in 1996.

A hundred times yes! [both laugh]

A mind that wants to kill me.

A professional hazard, I'm afraid.

A son. You have a son.

A very tough lady,

A whole world bending multiverse

Aah! Fuck! Fuck!

About Philip Roth or whatever?

About the broken man and the lady with a death wish

About to get into a fight with her boyfriend?

Absolutely not.

Actually, he's a homeless guy.

Actually, no, a newer guy.

Actually, your buddy Einstein said that.

Again, not hypothetical. Just a fact is what I'm trying to tell you.

Ah ha!

Ah, fucking A. Oatmeal?

Ah, here it comes.

Ah, I got to go, Max.

Ah, thank you.

Ah, um, can Can I ask you something?

Ah, yeah, I did smoke one of Maxine's joints,

Ah!

Ah.

Ah. Uh...

Ah...

AIDS.

Ain't no problem. No problem.

Alan Zaveri.

Alan, are you okay?

Alan, come on, man.

Alan, come on. Buzz me in!

Alan, I am worried about you

Alan, I have seen some shit.

Alan, I'm still here.

Alan, sexualizing self hatred is the hallmark of any relationship

Alan, you're just drunk, all right? Let's go get you sobered up.

Alan, you're so fucking drunk right now. I'm not gonna do this with you.

Alan! Alan! Be careful, dude.

Alan.

Alan. Alan.

Alan. Who's this?

Alan... she's unhappy, man.

All right, Alan, I I know what you're up to, okay?

All right, be cool, man. Look, look, look, what size are you?

All right, but you're gonna fuck me anyway.

All right, come on.

All right, fuck this. [grunts]

All right, Horse. I'm Nadia. You want some?

All right, I have this list of questions for the rabbi, okay?

All right, I thought that what was happening to us

All right, just give me a second!

All right, keep the crackers.

All right, listen, you sick fuck. It's not a sex thing.

All right, man, how'd you know about my college fund?

All right, man.

All right, so our universe has three spatial dimensions,

All right, so, uh, yes, this building is a yeshiva,

All right, so, what happened next?

All right, so...

All right, uh...

All right, well, I'll see you around.

All right, what did you do first?

All right, you win.

All right? I got to go. I got to go. [Maxine] Is cyanide sweet, though?

All right? I'm just defending myself here.

All right.

All right. All right, enough. Let's get out of here.

All right. Thanks for watching out for the neighborhood.

All right. Uh...

All right. Who loves drugs more than me?

All right. Yes. Yes.

All right. You know what? Do me a favor, John. All right?

All the things you were missing when you were little.

Almost as if it's occurring to you

Almost as if it's occurring to you in this moment,

Also Also, my cat just literally disappeared.

And a channel catfish can remember hearing a human announcing food

And a mind that...

And accepting both of them...

And come down and see you,

And he got arrested because it was a scam and our government is a scam.

And he's incredibly buff, but not 'cause he's vain,

And how do we know if it's triggered?

And I already have a full time job.

And I am definitely a good guy.

And I can tell that you're really bent out of shape about this Beatrice character,

And I come bearing some good news.

And I died.

And I don't give a fuck if you disappear my cat.

And I don't know how to convey to you, to her,

And I don't know how tomorrow deaths work when it's yesterday again.

And I have to relive the worst night of my life.

And I love Dice...

And I refuse to engage.

And I think that, uh, maybe it's just, yeah

And I took that to be hyperbolic, but I never imagined that it would... you know?

And I'd like to keep you from hurting yourself.

And I'll see you in the next one, Ruthie.

And I'm convinced our true purpose is to to connect with each other,

And I'm like, "Don't do shit like that, man."

And I'm making you a fucking birthday chicken.

And I'm sure that you do feel fantastic

And if I die, you die. So basically, you're welcome, all right?

And if I kept my head down, you know, did everything right, I...

And in a world that is...

And it got... harder and harder for me to tell you anything.

And it kept on happening.

And it might be the best either one of us can do.

And it turns out that it fucks me up.

And it's worth pursuing.

And living with the legacy of slave holding territories...

And managing us, and it's just becoming a job.

And my little baby Johnny's back.

And not everything is about Mom.

And not with her,

And nothing has ever fucked me up like this did.

And now I keep dying and... reliving the same night.

And now I'm stuck with a body that is broken

And now we're trying to figure out how to make it stop.

And now you're reliving your birthday?

And oh, I told her, I told her,

And once I saw it was all just bullshit, I just dropped out completely.

And one day...

And put everyone who can smell your fucking stench

And Sean helped me and Sheree get through our problems.

And second of all, the sex was, I want to say, mediocre at best.

And she couldn't break up with you

And she told me she's got this crazy boyfriend.

And so, I move on. I get over it. I mean, I don't really think it's for me.

And someone needs to bag you up,

And someone stole your shoes?

And something else that also means a lot to me

And St. Valentine was a big smoker. Everybody knows that.

And strangers above everybody else, 'cause humanity's a fuck, man.

And tell you I'll be back in an hour,

And that building she's asking about isn't really haunted?

And that I may be dead.

And that is that a bunch of mama's boys don't get to decide if I'm crazy.

And that is where things went sideways.

And that is why I love this little fucking guy.

And that piece of shit, he...

And that's a wrap.

And the beauty industrial complex.

And the little girl from Brave made a baby,

And then he ended up picking the most basic ring.

And then just reliving the same day.

And then my mother, 'cause she's a fucking piece of work,

And then one night...

And then seal the deal.

And then she was fucking dead within a year.

And then you showed up and led me down this weird path,

And there was glass everywhere.

And they're still around. I think on 14th Street.

And this is fundamental stuff, Maxine, so I really need to know, okay?

And this time, you went in there and fucked her.

And we are not dead.

And we rewrite our first interaction.

And we try it again. You're pretty smart.

And we're just gonna keep coming back.

And what would you ask for?

And when I came to take Nadia to school, well, the mirrors were gone

And yet, here I am.

And you are an amazing host.

And you could come and talk to me about that tonight

And you don't get points for offering, either.

And you should do the same.

And you were fine.

And you're gonna miss out on all that, so meditate on that.

And you're just gonna leave?

And you've been secretly resenting me ever since?

And, no, no, I am not late. No, it's only 11... ish.

And, oh... the mirrors.

And, personally, I liked it. I had control. I I knew what was coming.

And, uh, it's early days, but it could be something, you know?

And, uh... other people's misery.

And, um... 21

And... the last six months of my life have been an onslaught of personal failure

And... yes, to Long Island, 1:45.

Another pair of eyes.

Anyway, after the war, you know,

Anyway, uh, my boyfriend came in here and he bought me an engagement ring.

Anyway...

Are there any history of hauntings in the building?

Are they right side up?

Are we done here?

Are we gonna play this game all night or are we leaving together?

Are you all right?

Are you coming back here soon? 'Cause I would like to see you.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you gonna put me to sleep?

Are you gonna tell me what's going on?

Are you having fun?

Are you kidding me? This is the greatest party ever.

Are you looking for anything special? Mother's Day or birthday?

Are you okay?

Are you ready to let her die?

Are you sick?

Are you some kind of a fucking superhero or just a...

Are you still there?

Are you sure?

Are you telling me that you're never dying on the stairs?

Aren't you a little young for a mid life crisis?

Aren't you supposed to be at work? You can't skip work.

As a breakthrough depression medication.

As for my friend, keep the change.

As I have said before.

Avoid the abyss,

Awesome people that you don't even like.

Aww!

Ay ay ay.

B.R.E.N.N.E.R, 311 East 12th.

Back the fuck up, motherfucker!

Basically, we run a little program and we see if the bug is triggered.

Basically, you're like my best friend.

Battleground Blackout too. What's your handle?

Be careful.

Bea, he's a sex addict.

Bea, uh... I'm gonna I'm gonna call you back.

Bea, we need to talk.

Bea.

Beatrice Mike?

Beatrice, my girlfriend for nine years, has been cheating on me.

Beatrice.

Because I made his girlfriend see God or something.

Because I wanted them under my fucking bed?

Because I wanted to tell you that these gluten free crackers are dynamite.

Because if anybody deserves to be punished

Because she was afraid you would do something.

Because this was once, you know, a... sacred place.

Because you called me a cockroach.

Because you have a code review at 11:30 and John wants his blanket back.

Before I realized whoever designed this probably didn't bother to play it.

Before this whole thing is over...

Before you do that, what did the rabbi say?

Being a person is a fucking nightmare.

Between us, I'm 36, no kids, lots of fibroids.

Between you and me,

Birthday.

Borei pri hagafen.

Break up or... birthday?

Bringing up AIDS at a party.

Brrr.

Buildings aren't haunted.

But either way you slice it, they just couldn't hack it.

But either you two suck each other's dicks or get out of my apartment.

But every time I see her, we die.

But for now, you and me got bigger fish to fry. Life and death stuff, huh.

But have you ever you ever noticed that there is an inscription over the door

But haven't you wondered why visual art

But he's wrong, because you are the abyss.

But hey, I got a pretty necklace, right? So...

But history has taught me that whenever I swoop down with a rescue plan,

But I actually have, uh, lots of time.

But I can promise you that you will not be alone.

But I decided to fuck with these Wall Street guys instead.

But I didn't roll these myself,

But I don't have to make this easy for you.

But I feel like fucking Rocky right now.

But I guess that shit only works in movies, huh.

But I like Emily.

But I put my own projections onto it.

But I saw you. I even thought about helping you,

But I think our friendship can handle me being honest with you.

But I think she would've been proud you made it to 36.

But I think we have something really, really good

But I wanted to know everything:

But I've just been thinking a lot about our relationship.

But if I hadn't...

But if I'm honest with myself... this isn't what I want.

But if it's not the drugs, uh, it's me, so...

But if nobody eats my chicken, I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

But if the intention's still there...

But if we were supposed to help each other and we didn't...

But if you come down here, it'll give it a transactional nature

But if you could acknowledge that it happened, that would be great.

But in a four dimensional world...

But in my bones, I know I did it.

But it's gone now.

But maybe romantically

But now I just feel so profoundly empty.

But on his way down,

But right now you're the only lead I've got.

But secondly, we have done ketamine.

But she would get fixated on little things, and...

But that just couldn't happen.

But then I realize that's just a base instinct

But there are good guys and bad guys.

But they needed a home and I could've made some changes.

But this wasn't a fucking cancer party.

But this, this tells us that somewhere

But we know that would swell your swim bladder and kill you, so...

But what she doesn't know is my mom loves me.

But, hey, damn, I got this.

But, personally, I wouldn't touch the stuff.

But, uh, I really need you to call me back.

But, uh, my past self...

But, you know, computers do it all the time.

But, you know, in a kind of fun gang bang way, it's like a mash em up.

But, you know, it's a tricky age.

But, you know, we literally just met, so, like, none of this is on me.

But...

Bye.

Call me Beatrice.

Can I get it on Kindle?

Can maintain erections like few men I've known, all right?

Can we go sit downstairs in your office like I'm an actual patient?

Can you believe it?

Can you believe this Huerta woman? Eleven children.

Can you just... help me out a little?

Can you please remove any jewelry and shoelaces?

Cancer patients especially are responding well to it

Chad, you killed it.

Chasing down death at every corner and...

Check it out, check it out. Can you feel this?

Chicken noodle.

Cholera is a debilitating disease and is a terrible way to go.

Cleaned?

Co dependently speaking, I'd love to lie to you

Come here, my little fucking baby.

Come here.

Come in, come in. Sit down.

Come in.

Come on, baby.

Come on, man.

Come on, man. I'd like to do it tonight.

Come on, Nads. Stop acting like such a victim. You're a cockroach.

Come on.

Come on. [gasps]

Come on. We're dancing.

Come sit.

Come with me.

Congratulations. That's wonderful.

Consensually screw this young lady in peace.

Cooking brings me great joy, but it alters my personality.

Correct.

Damn it, I never know what jacket to bring. It's a real problem in my life.

Darling, I'd get in with you, but my damn knees.

Darling, that is not how I work.

Derek, amazing job.

Did anything weird happen to you last night?

Did I not say like oil and vinegar? Is that not a fucking simile?

Did I stutter?

Did it occur to you that these were under my fucking bed...

Did she say yes?

Did we do it?

Did you ever hear the one

Did you kill someone?

Ding dong.

Do I know you?

Do I know you? What the fuck is this?

Do I know your boyfriend's name?

Do I look like I care?

Do not confuse your mother with her damage.

Do we know each other?

Do we need to recreate the whole experience? Like, Mike, Ferran?

Do you even understand how much time you have left, Maxine?

Do you feel you were going to hurt yourself?

Do you hear me? I won't do it!

Do you know when menopause starts?

Do you know who gets mad about not being invited to birthday parties?

Do you like mango?

Do you mind smoking outside?

Do you need something?

Do you see that?

Do you sell, um...

Do you still have that in you?

Do you think it means anything?

Do you think it's possible to correct your life?

Do you think it's weird that we live in the same neighborhood?

Do you think that Bea is gone?

Do you think that we need people to be, like, witnesses?

Do you think that we're dying at the same time?

Do you think we're dead? That we're the same person?

Do, uh Do ladies have midlife crises?

Does anyone?

Does it hurt? Is it hurting you? It's hurting me.

Does she know what 9/11 is?

Does your wife need a coat? They're going to Goodwill. I'm not spending another fuckin' winter in this city, huh?

Doesn't he go out down to the park and to the deli,

Dolores Huerta.

Don't bail on my party for you!

Don't be crazy. You're fine. You can do it.

Don't be mad. You're very nice, though.

Don't be morbid. This is your party,

Don't be so fucking uptight, man.

Don't bother calling me back, 'cause you're not gonna be sober.

Don't do this to her.

Don't do this. Okay, please, I'm begging you.

Don't ever let them tear us apart, okay?

Don't get me started on the mirrors.

Don't use my kid to ease your guilt.

Don't use your kid to try to guilt me to get back together.

Don't worry. Okay, look. I just need to ask her a question.

Don't you know? You're *******y.

Downtown.

Dude, I am inner circle.

Easy there, Mr. Rogers.

Eat a dick.

Eh, ipso facto, maybe she would've been pretty excited

Eh. Come on. I'm fine. I miss you. Right.

Eighty seven years old. I mean...

Emily is the hero.

Emily!

Even hurt yourself.

Even Wile E. Coyote.

Ever since I've known you, it's been Beatrice.

Every day I'd like to report a gas leak.

Every time I touched you, you gently pulled away.

Everybody loves Anne,

Exactly, all right? I'm not rejecting her. I'm protecting her.

Except pissing in a shower.

Except, it seems, to be for you,

Excuse me, this is a private office.

Facial aphasia?

Feral motherfucker.

Ferran? Ferran, that's your friend!

Fifteen times, Ruth has grieved for me.

Fine by me. Hi.

Fine, but we have to come right back.

Fine, fucking a 22 year old.

Fire in the hole!

First of all, as far as I know, it's cocaine,

First of all, I mean, this guy's hands are so fucking soft,

First of all, this is my coat. Thank you very much.

Fishes!

For a little girl who could use a little help.

For being a bad person.

For her poem on the Statue of Liberty.

For my birthday, tell me if I'm a bad person.

For the millionth time, it's Updike and the suburban imaginary.

For the record, I happen to be a heavily married woman.

For the rest of their fucking life, it is you.

For what? Uh...

For years, I've just been...

For you, it's safety. For me and Oatmeal, it's a prison.

For, uh, this, which is fucking adorable.

From what I gather, we are in this together.

Fuck off!

Fuck that.

Fuck yes.

Fuck you for being a fuck face. Get the fuck out.

Fuck you for going through my shit. Fuck you for touching these.

Fuck you!

Fuck you.

Fuck, how'd you move that quick? What are you, a White Walker?

Fuck, uh... I gotta take this. It's my girlfriend.

Fuck!

Fuck! [groans]

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck.

Fuck. Again?

Fuck. Excuse me.

Fuck. Nadia!

Fucking A, man.

Fucking bingo.

Fucking clues abound.

Fucking fire escape.

Fucking God damn it, man.

Fucking God damn it.

Fucking Monday.

Fucking open the fucking door.

Fucking rats.

Fucking seriously, bro?

Full name?

Fun is for suckers, Max.

Fun straddling. Hey, you're a good person to ask this.

Get down, everyone! Everyone, lie on your backs!

Get down, get down, get down!

Give me one second.

Glasses!

Go get the rest.

Go tell his boss what he did.

Go tell his boss what he fucking did to me.

Go to hell.

Go with purpose. Triggers people's curiosity.

God, you're making me jealous.

God!

God.

God. Seriously? Come on. No, I did not kill somebody.

Going up.

Gone? No. He always comes back.

Good for you. That's good.

Good to hear your voice. It's been a long time.

Good.

Goodbye.

Got it! I'm going.

Great to see you and you and also you. Okay, so hi.

Great.

Ha ha! Ha, ha!

Happy birthday.

Hasn't failed me yet.

Haunted castle.

Have we met before?

Have you hurt yourself in the last 24 hours?

He does not seem to like you, huh?

He has survived more than the three of us can imagine.

He is a bad guy.

He is the hole where the choice should be.

He said that you owe him $152,780.86.

He talked about mysticism and how there's wisdom through surrender.

He was drunk. He seemed distraught. Excuse me. Oh, you're excused.

He's a climber, I guess.

He's a very attractive man, Fabio.

He's all right.

He's basically a child that the universe has tasked me with babysitting.

He's fucking with you to fuck with me

He's giving a speech. It's kind of a big deal.

He's got, like, disturbingly good posture. You know, like, he stands very erect.

He's in a bad way. Inner circle only.

He's just really compulsive, right? Bingo. That is my weirdo.

He's late.

He's like sober, white knuckling it so he doesn't drink.

He's self destructive and he's fucking dangerous.

Hell...

Help me.

Here we are.

Here we go. Downsy wounsy.

Here. Come here.

Hey, 'cause the thing is it's so great every time.

Hey, Alan, are you awake?

Hey, Alan.

Hey, Alan. Guess what, man?

Hey, all I wanted to do was be left alone, hole up with books all day.

Hey, are you okay?

Hey, birthday baby!

Hey, come on. Religion is dumb as fuck, all right?

Hey, do you need help with that necklace?

Hey, do you think that there's sage at the deli or sandalwood?

Hey, does this feel weird to either of you?

Hey, Farran, how's it going?

Hey, Ferran, how's your friend who was in here last night

Hey, happy birthday.

Hey, he's mentally unstable. I'm serious. Get away from him. The guy's crazy.

Hey, hey, could you not touch my stuff, please?

Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey!

Hey, I don't want to hear about you fucking your students. I don't like that.

Hey, I'm cheating on you.

Hey, it's okay, Bea.

Hey, listen, if you get over here, I'll give you a blowjob.

Hey, look, man. I know you're wasted, but I don't give a fuck.

Hey, look, pal. I'm not so sweet on you either, okay?

Hey, man, can you spare some change?

Hey, man, I tried to jimmy your lock,

Hey, man, you kiss your mommy with that mouth?

Hey, man.

Hey, man. Didn't you get the news? We're about to die.

Hey, Mike. Good to see you're back.

Hey, muchos, bro.

Hey, my mother loves me very much.

Hey, Oatmeal.

Hey, Ruth, if you were gonna die today,

Hey, uh, I'm just gonna grab this two top.

Hey, wait a second.

Hey, what is it? What's wrong?

Hey, what the fuck is going on in America, huh?

Hey, you You cheated on me

Hey!

Hey! [laughs]

Hey! Hey, can you let me in?

Hey! Shabbat shalom.

Hey! Whoa!

Hey.

Hey. Ah, it's been better. Came to get smokes?

Hey. Did Oatmeal show up?

Hey. Hey, Horse.

Hey. Hey, legs.

Hey. Okay, listen to me.

Hey. So happy to see you. I'm so glad you're alive. [chuckles]

Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.

Hi, do you have a quarter?

Hi, I'm here to see Dr. Zaveri.

Hi, Shifra.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. I'd like to order a car.

Hi. I'm Alan.

High five! Yeah, high five!

His mother and I split up last year.

Hmm.

Holy shit, man!

Honestly, all I remember is suddenly being in my bathroom

Honestly, it's the only unknown factor that we have.

Horse!

Horse.

How are you?

How could you do this to me?

How did you find me?

How do you know Nadia?

How do you know she's great? You never met her.

How do you know that you're real?

How does that make you feel?

How is Lucy?

How is that not a moral issue?

How long has this been going on for?

How many times it happened,

How much is 150

How would that even work that we could possibly

How'd you know that Wardog's my guy now?

How's the, uh, novel coming?

However old you feel, Nad, you definitely sound 22.

Huh, wild.

Huh?

Huh.

Huh. So this is the famous Beatrice.

Humanity... a little bit overrated, no?

I I I just I do not want to do this alone.

I I can't do this anymore.

I I didn't hear any of this.

I I don't want you to meet him yet.

I I found those under your bed.

I I learned something I really didn't want to know.

I I let somebody help me.

I I need to tell you something. I I...

I I need your help. Uh...

I I'm scared to leave them.

I am beautiful and loved.

I am beautiful.

I am dying constantly! Ouch!

I am in control.

I am loved and deserve love.

I am making you tea.

I am not a cockroach.

I am not Beatrice's boyfriend. That was your job.

I am so fucking happy that you did not jump. You promise if I don't jump, I'll be happy?

I am sorry for yelling.

I am the party.

I bet you want a hit.

I blew up my life, and that's not on you.

I brought you a man.

I can I I can do it by myself. I can.

I can fix things. I just did.

I can fuck you better than Mike.

I can't handle this shit, man. This is just too much for me.

I can't have people coming in and out of her life like this.

I can't tell you, okay?

I can't.

I can't. I'm actually walking into a client meeting like in ten minutes.

I could die in front of her, John.

I could have stopped you from killing yourself.

I did all of this for you, including this surprise joint,

I did not realize that Howard Hughes was gonna show up.

I did something terrible, Ruth.

I did something unforgivable that year.

I didn't do anything to him. I don't know why he yelled at me.

I didn't know how to tell you.

I didn't know it was also people. Fuck.

I didn't know she was on the phone before I went in, so... so, um...

I didn't know where you were and I couldn't find my shoes.

I didn't know you liked this type of shit.

I didn't really ask. I didn't really ask a lot of things.

I died.

I do have her number.

I do know her. I know her better than she knows herself right now.

I do.

I don't believe in dictating

I don't care.

I don't do therapy.

I don't even have one children. Divorced twice.

I don't fuck with shoelaces.

I don't fucking know.

I don't fucking need this shit.

I don't know how to do that because my mom is dead.

I don't know how you survived all those years, but it worked.

I don't know how...

I don't know what I'm doing.

I don't know what you're capable of trying.

I don't know what you're talking about. It was pretty quiet here last night.

I don't know who the fuck you are, I don't know what's going on here,

I don't know why I thought proposing would be a good idea.

I don't know why I'm alive.

I don't know you.

I don't know, man.

I don't know, Mom. He was wrong. You were right.

I don't know.

I don't know. Eventually things just got better.

I don't know. I can't remember.

I don't know. I was having the most intense déjà vu,

I don't need any of it anymore. No. Here.

I don't need to go to see a therapist. No offense to you, but I...

I don't really understand art.

I don't see a ring.

I don't sleep among thieves.

I don't think it matters.

I don't think so, Ruth.

I don't think that would suit you.

I don't think there's anything to... to say.

I don't understand what you mean.

I don't want any of this fancy water.

I don't want to be attached to anyone.

I don't want to do a podcast.

I don't want you to see it.

I don't, um...

I even had a book I was gonna give her. Emily of New Moon.

I even have the Valentine's Day card you made me in fourth grade.

I fell down the stairs and broke my neck.

I figured that out.

I find highly comforting.

I find myself in this position of finally being able to do things the right way.

I forgive you, Maxine.

I forgot he was coming.

I forgot that you're turned off by chivalry, but it's sweet.

I forgot.

I froze to death.

I fucking love you so much.

I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me I'm a bad person.

I get hit by a car.

I got plants.

I got this at a Circuit City liquidation sale,

I got to figure out how to get down the stairs.

I got to fix this.

I got to go, Max. I'll talk to you later.

I got to split.

I got to tell you, I don't think your heart is in this place.

I gotta brush my teeth.

I gotta go find Nadia.

I gotta good feeling about that deli over on 12th Street.

I gotta help my friend. I'm sorry, you too, Nadia.

I gotta take a leak. Is that okay?

I gotta tell you, man. I never stick my neck out for anybody,

I had a mace induced asthma attack. You?

I had every intention of meeting her, all right?

I had this business partner once in the '90s

I had to bring him. Sorry. I hope that's okay.

I have a cat.

I have a lot of interests and I find a lot of different things important.

I have a trunk, don't I?

I have breakfast with her every Monday and Friday.

I have fibroids, too.

I have recently encountered death numerous times,

I have that, but with names.

I have the internal organs of a man twice my age.

I have to meet someone at the deli.

I haven't for a while. She probably caught some tail and left.

I haven't noticed you before. Are you always here?

I just called you an Uber.

I just can't help but realize that I've been worrying about you...

I just don't know how these deaths work for other people, okay?

I just had to be definitively sure that, you know, we're not the same person.

I just have a couple of questions about the old yeshiva on Tenth and A.

I just think I'm not good at mixing substances.

I just want to say...

I just want to tell you...

I just, uh... overslept.

I keep seeing myself, Alan.

I killed her.

I killed myself.

I killed myself. I

I knew she was unhappy.

I knew we were being punished.

I know how it started and why. I want you to be...

I know how to count, Alan.

I know it happened.

I know it sounds impossible when I think about it,

I know it's a bummer, but come on.

I know she's not gonna remember any of that, but that was so great.

I know the prayers.

I know this, because why? Because it was my fucking college fund.

I know what I'm doing.

I know where Oatmeal is.

I know you don't, but it's worth a shot, okay?

I know, right? It's like, don't go chasing waterfalls.

I know.

I know. Me too.

I know. You're you're a skeptical person.

I locked the door.

I look at you now...

I look like my mom.

I lost my cat.

I love Brave.

I love that book.

I love the name Alan.

I love you both so much. I cannot be the reason that you stop existing.

I love you, but...

I love you, Ruthie.

I love you.

I love you...

I may not be a mom,

I mean that in the truest sense. And I know I know about Mike.

I mean, being a feline lover is not and has never been sad.

I mean, especially not when your best argument is a warm body.

I mean, everyone who's not us.

I mean, having a third person there really kind of gave us perspective.

I mean, I get it, right? I'm single and I choose to foster a pet,

I mean, if it weren't for you, I'd be married. I'd be living upstate.

I mean, is he in yesterday or does he even exist?

I mean, it is kind of hot, but then the stalking started.

I mean, it won't do anything, but, uh, you know, thanks.

I mean, like, she's cheating on you, he's cheating on her.

I mean, maybe it's not, but...

I mean, nobody gets through long distance in college.

I mean, our lives depend on each other for, like, eternity?

I mean, people really like to fuck with me, so just

I mean, something that could produce a psychedelic effect?

I mean, the one, in practical application, just means the one I'm gonna die with.

I mean, the universe is moral, but it shares your views on morality.

I mean, this is a very particular challenge.

I mean, we can do whatever we want, whoever we want.

I mean, well...

I mean, why not now?

I mean, you know, there's Hitler and then there's, uh, everybody else.

I mean, you the most, of course,

I mean, you were supposed to meet her, but you backed out.

I mean, you're gonna do fucking huge things. Huge.

I mean, your mother was a little unstable around that time,

I might be able to find out.

I miss you very much.

I miss you, little buddy.

I miss you, too. Okay, bye.

I need a drink.

I need a visual aid.

I need you to help me.

I need you to remember me. I need you to.

I need...

I never really liked Beatrice.

I play Dark Justice all the time.

I prefer casual acquaintances over closer relations

I probably would've killed that fish.

I promise you just feel that way right now.

I proposed to Beatrice.

I put together this party for you and your friends,

I really need you to just tell me.

I really thought I wanted to be with Nadia,

I remembered.

I respect that, but you are making decisions tonight

I said back the fuck up, motherfucker! Back the fuck up, motherfucker! Back up!

I said, "What's on your head?"

I saw you at the deli that night with Ferran.

I say...

I see patients regularly for years before even trying EMDR.

I see why they trust you with all these jewels.

I should start a religion.

I spent six months trying to get out of the snake room

I started to look for them and then... I just got away with myself.

I still got Emily of New Moon at Ruth's house.

I think I finally figured out a little something about how this world works.

I think I get the picture. So you think you can do better.

I think I have amnesia.

I think I know that guy.

I think I know this guy.

I think I might only have the day that the rabbi goes to Great Neck.

I think I should just go grab it and give it to her. Ah?

I think I'm a shadow now, too.

I think I'm dead.

I think I'm gonna throw up.

I think I'm meant to be alone.

I think it's gonna get pretty heavy.

I think it's one of those things like swallowing.

I think so.

I think that maybe she's...

I think there were some shards in your hair.

I think this is new.

I think you're just in here trying to find things out

I think you're lying to me, and I think it's time to go.

I thought it was a burglar.

I thought Oatmeal was a line you were using to get me to go home with you.

I thought that he just bought that bar on Seventh and B.

I thought you were a real sick fuck, but I see you're pretty deep, actually.

I threw myself off the top of a building.

I told the social worker that I wanted to live with you

I told you I know you.

I told you my grandparents are Holocaust survivors, right?

I told you that wouldn't work, and therapy is one of my biggest fears.

I took the easy way out.

I try to leave, you know?

I want more for my life.

I want to be with you, John.

I want to cut your hair.

I want to give you extra to celebrate,

I want to give you something. It's not really a present.

I want to just at least maintain the illusion of free will, you know?

I want to make mistakes. I want to get my degree.

I want to make sure that he got me the right ring.

I want to see you.

I want to talk to you.

I wanted you to meet her when we were together.

I was fucking Mike from the party.

I was going to say she's haunting a house on Prince Edward Island.

I was gonna go home and fuck this guy,

I was hit by a car.

I was planning on proposing on the original night.

I was raised Catholic.

I was right about that age when life stopped making sense.

I was taking care of business. [Nadia clears her throat]

I was way more drunk. I don't even remember how drunk I was.

I was wondering if I could ask you about one of these synagogue's properties.

I went to Maxine's. Uh...

I wish I could, okay?

I wish I could. I really do.

I wish I had a marriage to open up.

I would have asked...

I would like to dedicate this night to Chong, my uncle,

I would never forgive myself.

I would suck your cock anyway,

I wouldn't have known it was your birthday party if Maxine hadn't texted me.

I, uh I've been watching you, Shifra.

I... No.

I'd be raising two mastiffs. I'd have a completely different life.

I'd fuck anything, huh.

I'd fuck fucking...

I'd like to report a gas leak... every fucking day, please.

I'll be right back, okay?

I'll explain when you get here.

I'll get you a shirt. If you want, you can still go.

I'll go with you.

I'll never understand why you're being nice to me.

I'll see you next time.

I'll tell you what else too...

I'll tell you what.

I'm I'm pretty sure that it's purgatorial punishment

I'm a little distracted. What's up?

I'm a shadow, man.

I'm a software engineer.

I'm a therapist, not a shaman.

I'm about to get mine. She's the alpha.

I'm actually at a synagogue on, uh, 14th street.

I'm Alan Zaveri's friend.

I'm Beatrice's boyfriend.

I'm begging you. I love you. Please don't do this.

I'm fat Mike. I'm gonna fuck it right.

I'm glad I lost everything.

I'm going to tell your daughter about Emily of New Moon.

I'm gonna go change my tampon. Thank you for telling me that.

I'm gonna go to Ruth's and get that book for Lucy, okay?

I'm gonna make you some tea.

I'm grateful that you're complimenting me.

I'm having a very hard, never ending night.

I'm here.

I'm in control.

I'm in control. I'm beautiful and loved. I deserve love. I'm in control.

I'm interested in plagiarism as an art form.

I'm just a person that is here guarding your shoes.

I'm just her excuse to leave.

I'm just saying it didn't seem like it affected you,

I'm just trying to be here

I'm Liana. Welcome to Garrett's.

I'm looking at you as you are today

I'm looking for a communal experience and not a solo performance.

I'm loved. I deserve to be loved.

I'm Michael Douglas!

I'm Nadia.

I'm not crazy.

I'm not judging. I love crazy.

I'm not just gonna let you go in and see the rabbi.

I'm not leaving you here at the mercy of the time gods.

I'm not lying to you. Maybe you're lying. Maybe you're a liar.

I'm not making fun of homeless people. I'm at your party. You're not here.

I'm not really good at this stuff.

I'm not trying to freak you out or anything.

I'm not trying to replace anyone.

I'm okay.

I'm out of here.

I'm really into dads.

I'm seeing things.

I'm so glad you made it. And look at that, great posture.

I'm so sorry. I actually I just came over

I'm sorry about

I'm sorry about last night.

I'm sorry, I can't do this.

I'm sorry, man.

I'm sorry, man. I think I just have one of those faces, you know?

I'm sorry, too.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Can I lay down? Uh... I just My heart's palpitating.

I'm sorry. I didn't Uh, what's your name?

I'm sorry. It's important.

I'm sorry. This is all about me.

I'm telling you we know each other.

I'm telling you, my sister, you should go for her.

I'm the abyss.

I'm the artist and you're the factory.

I'm the hole where a choice should be.

I'm trying to find this guy I met the other night.

I'm trying to keep an eye on that gentleman.

I'm working on my PhD in literature.

I'm worried he might kill himself, but I got to keep it on the QT, cool?

I'm... We just ran into each other on the street.

I've always been superstitious about this particular birthday.

I've been better, Nadia. You? Eh, long live Allah!

I've been divorced zero times.

I've been planning for months.

I've been working on this new thing to help people cope with depression.

I've just been hollow. [sniffs]

I've tried almost every drug ever, and I can't think of anything

If I come down there, you'll give me a blowjob?

If I had to guess,

If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I could've stopped you from getting hit by that car.

If I have the wherewithal to assert that I don't want to comply with your request,

If I killed somebody, I'd play it cool, move to Mexico, start a band.

If I make it to my low 70s, I'll be shocked.

If I said anything that wasn't in complete agreement or wildly encouraging...

If I was inventing hell, it would look a lot like this.

If I worked hard enough, if I if I...

If it wasn't you, it would be some other woman.

If it's clear, it doesn't matter what the critic thinks.

If not help save each other's lives.

If the deaths are us crashing,

If there are two, one kills the other.

If there is a chance, I mean any chance,

If you found a letter with a stamp on it, what would you do with it?

If you think about Faulkner's influence on William Styron...

If you would politely excuse yourself...

If you'd like to meet up again, I will be at my birthday party yesterday night.

If you're gonna sit there, don't touch me while I'm sleeping, I've got reflexes.

If you're not the Nadia who remembers me,

In 15 universes, she's alone.

In a fun way?

In a three dimensional world, it's a sphere.

In a two dimensional world, it's a circle.

In another world, hopefully you are doing the same for me.

In fact, you look beautiful.

In her case, me.

In your case, also me.

Ipso facto, it's like we all fucked Beatrice.

Is cyanide sweet, though?

Is he the one that you're always on the phone with when I get here?

Is it okay if I just, uh, sit here and play my crossword puzzles?

Is it vaginal enough?

Is it, like, all from Urban Outfitters or just a couple of the pieces?

Is literally falling apart.

Is she here right now?

Is that a good thing?

Is that a term that people should know or...

Is that a wig or a hat?

Is that belief true now?

Is that one of your affirmations?

Is that real gold? Why?

Is that what she likes about you?

Is that why Jim Jones put it in the Kool Aid?

Is that why Jimmy Jones used it in the Kool Aid,

Is the letter addressed to me?

Is there a history of mental illness in your family?

Is there anything else in them?

Is there anything else?

Is this Is this why you two have been meeting up for your dissertation

Is this headed somewhere?

Is this how you answer the phone now?

Is this sad man messing with you?

Is this some sort of a Wikipedia sponsored voicemail greeting?

Is way out of your league. No one asked you, okay?

Isn't this place great? It's even got a secret back room with a password.

Israeli joints?

It could be anytime during the day, all right?

It doesn't matter. I die all the time.

It goes for about $1,500 an ounce.

It happened, John.

It has good karma.

It increases the value of by how much?

It is a bummer for everybody involved,

It is ketamine, and I've never done ketamine before.

It is not cocaine, Maxine.

It just fucked me up, Ruth.

It just happened.

It lays...

It looks good.

It means a lot to me,

It seems like a great time to talk,

It smells like George Plimpton after a week long bender in here.

It was great. You were amazing. Thank you.

It was not sudden.

It was on the way, sort of, so...

It was supposed to protect us from the atomic bomb blast.

It will all just go back to the way you had it.

It'll be fun.

It's [sighs]

It's He's a homelss guy.

It's It's fine. It's Alan. Alan. Hey. Hey.

It's It's not the ketamine. It's the fucking yeshiva.

It's 6:30.

It's 9:30. We have two hours.

It's a krugerrand. You know what that is?

It's a little geeky, but... I think you guys are gonna like it.

It's a long story.

It's a lot of ins and outs, so...

It's a party.

It's a South African gold bullion.

It's a statement on narcissism and waste...

It's all back.

It's all bullshit, man.

It's almost parodic at this point, but...

It's back.

It's been a while.

It's been six months.

It's been...

It's called name aphasia.

It's fine.

It's fucking cold.

It's gone.

It's here.

It's important. All right?

It's impossible to destroy you. You'll never die.

It's interesting, 'cause I actually think that Alan over here

It's just always gonna be this party.

It's kind of hot.

It's laced with cocaine like the Israelis do it.

It's laced with cocaine, just like the Israelis.

It's laced with cocaine.

It's late. How about we give it to her another time?

It's late. I've never lasted this long.

It's like I tell my students...

It's like if a program keeps crashing, you know?

It's like if you said that you were afraid of spiders and then I was like, "Here's a bunch of spiders."

It's like Volvo, but with more letters and dyslexic.

It's me. I'm your friend. You gave me a haircut.

It's Monday, so...

It's more like something that we share.

It's New York City. You can't let a cat outside.

It's not a deal breaker for me.

It's not on you.

It's not Shabbat.

It's not that bad.

It's not there.

It's okay. I'm okay.

It's people voting against their own interests.

It's polite. It gives everybody a moment to pretend there's gonna be a future.

It's racist. It's sexist.

It's really taking off and helping people.

It's still ripe.

It's the Cockroach.

It's the most beautiful thing in the world.

It's the old yeshiva on 10th and A. It's a bunch of lofts now.

It's too heavy.

It's undrinkable.

It's wild how they don't hit you when you look both ways, huh?

It's your birthday.

It's your boyfriend!

It's, uh...

Jesus Christ!

Jesus fucking Christ, that's dark.

Jesus, you're wet.

Jesus.

Jodorowsky's Dune.

Johari window.

John and I were a thing for a year.

John, John, John, come on. Just stop. You know I'll catch up with you, John.

John, yeah, we're all good. Nad's just a little under the weather.

John!

John.

Johnny...

Just be whoever you are.

Just come and say hi. Just say hi.

Just give me two minutes, all right? You stay put. Hey, just grabbing some food with Alan.

Just go straight to the

Just like you would fix a flaw in a code.

Just so you know, I'm not *******, but I am circumcised.

Just start fucking other people, okay?

Just... get in there.

Just... try it sometime.

Keeps showing up.

Kept putting the time in,

Kind of the black hole meets They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

Last loop, I went back to the deli and I remembered something.

Last night I died. What do you mean?

Lenora, come on.

Let alone that, you know, hardcore fishing.

Let me back up my truck of double entendres.

Let me out of here! Let me out!

Let's Let's Oh, uh...

Let's Let's get into it. Okay.

Let's be honest. It's not it.

Let's get rid of this. It's your crown and glory.

Let's get some provisions.

Let's go down together.

Let's go get him.

Let's go! Let's go!

Let's have at it.

Let's make some choices.

Let's meet Lucy.

Let's move it.

Let's slow down. Bukowski's not your greatest look.

Let's take her to breakfast tomorrow morning,

Let's take the fire escape.

Life force!

Life got to be too much for him.

Life is a fucking nightmare, right?

Life is like a box of timelines. You feel me?

Lights, please.

Like like in my marriage.

Like a carcinogenic Siren.

Like a major Basically owns Tompkins.

Like I've done this already, you know? This night, this party.

Like it was a dolphins' net.

Like medium, you know? And there's no way that it set off

Like now I'm thinking about it and I can't swallow.

Like they already happened and I'm doing them again.

Like this, but a spine.

Like would you feel at peace with your life?

Like, if a person could die. How does that go?

Like, if you think about it, you can't do it anymore.

Like, if you weren't paying me, I never would've spoken to you.

Lisa Left Eye Lopes was always my favorite because she burned down...

Listen, Alan. We can talk about this.

Listen, don't touch my stuff while I'm gone.

Listen, has anything weird happened to you in this bathroom? Like...

Listen, I have an early flight to Sweden in the morning,

Listen, I know you think I'm a moral narcissist,

Listen, I'm a professional. Do you understand?

Listen, listen, listen.

Listen, uh, I'd like to report a gas leak.

Listen, uh, thank you for the prayer. I appreciate it.

Listen. Your life force is strong.

Literally...

Little girls. Grow up.

Lives are hard to change.

Lizzy, does this bathroom seem weird to you?

Lizzy, you made that door?

Lizzy?

Lizzy? Lizzy? Lizzy?

Lock the door behind you. There's somebody in the neighborhood.

Look at that beautiful hair, huh?

Look who I found.

Look who it is. It's my husband, John.

Look, don't you want to move on with your life?

Look, has Nadia ever told you about her mother?

Look, I get it, all right? I realize that sounded a little fucking crazy.

Look, I know it's not gonna be as exciting as when we were, like, sneaking around,

Look, I know it's not up to me to punish you.

Look, I know we're supposed to leave tonight,

Look, I think a guy who gave me a haircut yesterday may have died tomorrow

Look, I think we can both tell that I'm not really a purchasing type.

Look, I'm at a work thing, so just call me when you get back into town.

Look, if I smoke outside, then I could die.

Look, it's how I maintain my figure, all right?

Look, man, I got to be honest with you.

Look, man...

Look, she's smoking, like you. Get it?

Look, you don't have to do this right now, Nadia.

Look, you don't understand.

Look, you promise you're not gonna flip out?

Look, your first death could be what started this whole thing.

Look.

Look. Do you see that chick with the red shirt

Look. I am sorry that I yelled at you for just trying to be a nice person, okay?

Look. Right now,

Looking at these old pictures of me and Mom...

Looks I got mixed up in something very nice.

Looks like somebody really likes shawarma.

Lost.

Love 'em, love 'em, love 'em.

Luce, say hi.

Lucky for you...

Lutz and Reyes Real Estate.

Make everything kosher copacetic, okay?

Man, fuck, fuck, fuck Beatrice, okay?

Man, okay. You know what?

Man, take a chill pill, okay? It'll reset when we die.

Man, you know what?

Man, you play this?

Max, I can't go down those fucking stairs. I'm scared I could die.

Max, if it's any consolation, I promise that you will get divorced someday.

Max.

Maxine invited me to your party. Are you here?

Maxine, come on. Come on.

Maxine, come on. Help me out. What does this say?

Maxine, what is this?

Maxine. Come here.

Maxine...

May No. No, I definitely don't.

Maybe I'll kill myself just to fuck you over.

Maybe Nadia is just a way to stay distracted,

Maybe we should do one of those sense deprivation baths or whatever.

Maybe would have marks or something. But you, right now, look fantastic.

Maybe you talk when you should just be touched.

Maybe, possibly that this is gonna be harder than you thought.

Maybe...

Me and cocaine are like oil and vinegar.

Me from the party.

Me too.

Metaphysically speaking, you and I are intrinsically and inexplicably linked.

Midnight? Where were you at this time?

Mike?

Miss Vulvokov, I'm administering a non narcotic sedative.

Mm hmm.

Mm mm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm mmm mmm.

Mmm mmm. I feel terrific.

Mmm, someone stole them last night at the shelter, so I'm not going back there, not ever.

Mmm, what's that called?

Mmm.

Mmm. A bunch of malarkey.

Mmm. I don't know. I mean, she was pretty competitive.

Mmm. I wouldn't tell me anything, you know, if I was you, because I'm just not the kind of person that you tell secrets to. Uh...

Mmm...

Mommy.

More than ever for trying to get back with her."

Most recently at Lewis' christening.

Most survivors were a little bit paranoid about putting their money in banks,

Mostly for suckers and, you know, mediocres.

Mostly, uh, non fatal.

Mostly.

My bones hurt every morning.

My cat's gone.

My dad used to say that I don't have a single creative bone in my body.

My daughter thinks I'm an asshole.

My failure is a failure is a failure.

My first memory's hiding under a desk.

My little baby boy, you're back.

My little maniac.

My new theory is that it's an incredibly dense gravitational field

My sparkling personality?

My wife smoked a lot, and she died of cancer.

My wife to...

Mysticism teaches that there is wisdom inaccessible to the intellect.

Nadia Vulvokov.

Nadia, I can't leave Beatrice here and let her disappear without making things right.

Nadia, I know.

Nadia, I'm sorry. We we need each other. I need you. You need me.

Nadia, take my hand.

Nadia, wait. Look, I'm I'm sorry.

Nadia, where are you going?

Nadia, whoa. Long time no see.

Nadia, you seriously don't remember me?

Nadia, you're acting a little...

Nadia, you're gonna get hit by a car and die tonight.

Nadia...

Nadia's mother was a brilliant woman,

Nads, are you okay?

Nads, if you're gonna act like this, then maybe you should just leave, okay?

Nads, what the fuck?

Nads?

Nah, I'm just kidding. We actually pledged Alpha Delta in college.

Nerd.

Never did, never will.

Never?

Never.

Next time, get a plastic bag.

Nice kid.

Nice.

No Fabio.

No longer carries the weight it did 30 years ago?

No matter how much we think we're fooling people, our bodies...

No offense.

No one can do anything by themselves.

No one was gonna let that continue.

No sisters. No siblings at all.

No, a guy comes in. He's your buddy. Uh, he knocked some stuff around.

No, but Alan's here and he wanted me to tell you

No, I abandoned mom.

No, I decided not to take it off. Here's the thing.

No, I don't remember that.

No, I don't think. I'm telling you it actually happened.

No, I just want to understand. So...

No, I know how to ask for things for myself now,

No, I know that guy.

No, I promise you I feel like that all the fucking time.

No, I'm not interested in that. Listen, get over here, okay?

No, I'm reading an actual article in a physical newpaper.

No, listen to me. I remembered my first death.

No, man, it's it's not you.

No, man, no. I've tried cocaine many times,

No, miss, if you don't sit down, we'll have to restrain you.

No, n nothing even matters anymore.

No, no, he is not a choice.

No, no, no, it's a real condition.

No, no, no, it's not me. All right, understand, all right, it cannot be me.

No, no, no, Nadia, you do know me. We...

No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Can't break us out.

No, no, no, no, no, we do not use that word in this house.

No, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no, no. That's his deal.

No, no, no, no. Beatrice!

No, no, no. I don't think you understand. He's my friend too. I know him.

No, no, no. I'm okay, I'm okay. It's okay.

No, no, no. It's been six months. I kept my distance. I gave you your space.

No, not at all. Uh, do you know his name?

No, not by choice.

No, not since it came out. It is the worst.

No, not this place. This, this whole situation.

No, they're alive.

No, this This feels... new.

No, uh, no! Uh, 22.

No, we basically just met.

No, we're not going anywhere, okay? I'm taking you home. You need sleep.

No, you did.

No, you lazy fuck.

No, you're not. Come on. Give me five minutes.

No!

No.

No. I have two, Ketchup and Mustard.

No. No, he's not dead.

No. No, John. We are not getting back together.

No. No, no, no, no, no.

No. No.

No. Uh, absolutely not.

Nobody chooses me.

Nobody did it because I fucking rule, so... there goes your theory.

Not a lot of people at this party can say that.

Not good.

Not intentionally, no.

Not just some single woman off the street.

Not many people could go through what we are going through.

Not so bad yourself, Joe.

Nothing in this world is easy...

Nothing. That they sold the building 'cause nobody wanted to be there.

Now can you turn it into a bistro chair?

Now do guys like blow jobs or that's a rumor?

Now lucky for you, I have the capacity to think like a computer.

Now we get the fuck off of this roof before you change your mind.

Now you can be...

Now, that's a good call,

Oatmeal, right?

Oatmeal!

Oatmeal?

Oatmeal.

Oatmeal. Fuck.

Oatmeal... is gone.

Of a teacher and a learner."

Of course it's okay.

Of course.

Of course. I was a waiter in college.

Of German concentration camp survivors.

Oh, a fuck pile.

Oh, before my time. The rabbi might know, but

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on. We're new to the neighborhood. Where can we party?

Oh, come on. You're fucking with me.

Oh, from your wife?

Oh, fuck me. Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God, I'm sorry I'm so emotional. I have I have my period.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Alan.

Oh, God. Look at me. Look at

Oh, great.

Oh, he's dead.

Oh, he's so cute.

Oh, hello. Lovely cart.

Oh, hey, Coco. Uh, I'm Alan's buddy, six L.

Oh, hey, they have alcohol over there too, so...

Oh, hey. I thought you were away for the weekend.

Oh, I didn't know you cared about stuff like this.

Oh, I get it.

Oh, I know. My memory's slipping.

Oh, I see. So now it's just a metaphor for our relationship.

Oh, I thought it was because you were pissing him off.

Oh, I'm gonna throw up.

Oh, I'm so happy for you.

Oh, it's not my place. It's just my party.

Oh, it's only nine. No one shows up to a party on time.

Oh, Jenny?

Oh, Jesus. Fuck.

Oh, Jordana, this is...

Oh, man, it's never gonna be Thursday again.

Oh, my God, Alan, your nose is bleeding.

Oh, my God, I'm sorry. Is this some kind of a creepy Dead Zone scenario?

Oh, my God, that bathroom, so killer. That door...

Oh, my God, there's a jacket. So cool, that jacket!

Oh, my God, you are seriously a fucking dick.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. [chuckles]

Oh, my God. All right, man, you're starting to give me the heebie jeebies.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, no, I just wanted to tell you something.

Oh, no, no. I love that you're a cunt. It makes me feel morally superior.

Oh, no.

Oh, oh, oh. Did you lock the door behind you?

Oh, shit, look who it is.

Oh, shit.

Oh, there you are.

Oh, this is Alan.

Oh, this. This was my mother's.

Oh, well, she's the birthday girl and he's her ex,

Oh, what the hell?

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah, thanks.

Oh, yeah? I'll believe it when I see it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, take your time.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yes. He kind of looks like Derek Jeter,

Oh, you have a job?

Oh, you think I need a line.

Oh, you think this is your cat.

Oh, you're gonna leave?

Oh!

Oh! Found him.

Oh! Nadia, no! Honey, please!

Oh! There it is.

Oh.

Oh. Hey, Lizzy, Maxine.

Oh. I went to school there.

Oh. It's a rotten orange

Oh. Uh, real quick. Do you have any cottage cheese?

Oh. Well, I don't really. Look.

Oh. Wow, okay. Well, that's a that's a good way to make me feel special.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh... I'm I'm gonna be sick.

Okay, baby.

Okay, big boy. All right.

Okay, big ideas. Look at this.

Okay, bye. You're early.

Okay, can we have that necklace then?

Okay, check it out.

Okay, come with me. Where's Lizzie?

Okay, cool.

Okay, dude, all clear.

Okay, full disclosure.

Okay, great, what else do you know about me?

Okay, here you go. Take it easy.

Okay, how are you?

Okay, I I I will... I'll give it a try, just this once.

Okay, I can do this.

Okay, I was wrong. I accept it, but we got to figure out how you died.

Okay, I'm gonna make another chicken.

Okay, John.

Okay, let it go. Let Let that go.

Okay, listen, this is really weird. Would it kill you to go look in the back?

Okay, looks like somebody's trying to consensually screw

Okay, man, you have got exactly as long as it takes me to buy these cigarettes

Okay, maybe you should consider making Oatmeal a strictly indoor cat...

Okay, new plan. Hear me out.

Okay, okay. No problem.

Okay, so he's about six feet tall, early thirties.

Okay, so then why are you the one in purgatory?

Okay, stop. Just...

Okay, that's a good way to not judge people.

Okay, too easy.

Okay, um, I don't know exactly what is going on with me.

Okay, well, let's say that you were actually hit by a car.

Okay, yeah. I'll talk to you later.

Okay!

Okay? Come on. I'm not sucking anybody's dick.

Okay? He goes, "You're using her as a distraction from the abyss,"

Okay? I will call it in while you're in session.

Okay? This is on her.

Okay? Whatever happened that night...

Okay.

Okay. Do you want to get in on this?

Okay. If we're dying right now, I'll meet you back at the deli.

Okay. Um, thank you. Thank you for your honesty.

Okay. What now?

Okay. Where is this cocaine from?

Okay. You see the man's shadow.

Old buildings are never good.

On horseback, smoking a cigarette, maybe with Fabio.

On the night before we leave on a week long vacation

Once upon a time...

One day, she shattered them.

One of your grad students.

Ooh, I love you, too. What's up with you?

Ooh, should I call you James Bond?

Open manhole.

Or at least, uh, I found his stuff. But you know, that means that he's around.

Or maybe I've committed some serious misdeeds,

Or maybe you're just crazy.

Or maybe...

Or metaphors.

Or they were too fragile.

Or why...

Or, um... I don't know, ayahuasca?

Other people are garbage.

Out of their goddamn misery!

Ow. Ow.

Pancake time.

Pardon me!

People are disappearing at the party now, okay?

People are disappearing now.

People are.

People miss people. I miss you, too.

People thinking that I'm crazy is one of my biggest fears.

Pizza.

Please, please, please, please, please? Please? Please?

Please, please, please, please?

Please?

Please? [John] Okay.

Plus, I've got this thing just stuck in my hair.

Point him out later, and I'll bust his fucking knee caps, okay?

Powerless.

Private cars...

Proof of existence.

Proposing to gutter punks, et cetera.

Pushing to be a part of this world?

Put the melons in the trunk.

Quelle surprise.

Quickly, lie down, everyone! Get down, get down, get down, get down!

Really? I think it's clean.

Really. I mean, like, if you had to choose

Record player, Ruth. Record player.

Reflection.

Relativity.

Remember Dinkins?

Remember littering?

Remember when she was trying to get the Betty Boop trademark,

Right, but you fuck like a Jew.

Right, but, you know, the first time? How did you die that first time?

Right, or maybe he disappeared.

Right, right. Uh... hypnosis.

Right, right. You're right.

Right, who's who's haunted by,

Right? I left a mark.

Right.

Right. No, no, no, it's not like a sex thing.

Rolled them myself. Did you enjoy?

Routine is an incredible thing, Beatrice. We become what we repeatedly do.

Ruth isn't a spider. She's got more of a praying mantis vibe,

Ruth, you have a gas leak.

Ruth, you know, you're a great shrink and everything, but you're not my shrink.

Ruthie?

Say hi, baby. Say hi.

See you around.

See, here's the thing. Uh...

See, holding two incompatible ideas in your head at the same time

See, that's why therapists are important.

See? I told you.

Sees a Fellini film once.

Seriously? Oh, so I guess we run into a bunch of fucking honeybees now.

Seriously.

She answered the questions really quickly, though.

She backed out, new guy.

She calls you the gingerbread man.

She can call me whatever she wants.

She can hear all of it.

She caught him in her crazy hair...

She chose you, and you don't love her. You're not faithful.

She didn't choose me, Alan.

She does seem fairly lucid.

She doesn't need to worry about me anymore.

She had the licensing company.

She lives at a time that things with my mom were not...

She OD'd. I know.

She regrets telling you that you shouldn't adopt those mastiff puppies.

She said that?

She spent them all except for this one.

She started the farm workers' movement with Cesar Chavez while raising 11 children on her own." I love it.

She told me all about you, you know?

She used to be my dad's girlfriend.

She was pretty worried about you yesterday. I got a lot of calls.

She'd read somewhere that purple is the color of the seventh chakra healing,

She'll do whatever she wants regardless of the day. [chuckles]

She's dark.

She's doing great. She just won the Gwendolyn Brooks prize

She's fucking hot. She's fucking hot.

She's gonna be fine.

She's gonna be great.

She's just fucking everybody, and I'm watching like an idiot.

She's on her way.

She's perfect.

She's still inside you.

She's talking to that guy named Mike.

She's the wrong person for me.

Sheree and I would love to have you. Friday night.

Shh.

Shifra.

Shit, that's why Ferran's not here.

Shit.

Should I be drunk?

Should I call my guy at Bellevue?

Should I get bangs?

Should we go to a hospital?

Show us some of your best condoms.

Since my ex has tenure at

Sipping a mai tai on a beach, uh...

Slipped in the shower. Uh, bathtub electrocution.

Smoking.

So check this out about my finger.

So he decided to take a walk off the side of the roof.

So help me, if you say you're fat...

So I'm afraid he doesn't have time for you.

So I'm gonna grab a cab and meet you there.

So if I come down there, are you actually going to be there?

So if I were you, I'd get a backup plan.

So if you wanna say they're ketamine, then I'll go with it.

So it must be a pathetic attempt to fill the hole in my soul

So it's hard for us to picture a four dimensional world.

So listen, man. I know that Mondays are like your Saturdays,

So look, I think Maxine slipped me some weird shit last night,

So many things. I mean

So my grandparents acquired 150 of these babies,

So naturally, she wore nothing but purple for an entire year.

So next is Chad. Chad, what you got for us today?

So now, the artist's intention is buried in a sea of likes and thumbs up.

So somebody who was actually struck by a vehicle

So that makes me think that, uh, you know, maybe I'm okay.

So the kids can't taste it?

So the loops started because we didn't help the other person.

So the moment in the deli when we first interacted...

So then, uh, I'm back at the party.

So these people, they feel sidelined by the American dream, right?

So they resort to xenophobia and the bigotry,

So we have a hero...

So we're talking about your dad now.

So what do you want me to do? Call you a sad cat lady

So what was wrong with the stairs?

So why don't you come back another day? Make an appointment.

So why you?

So you could say you aren't one?

So you need to get out so I can get it in.

So, how do you get to just yes?

So, I...

So, ipso facto, it has to be your shitty fucking ketamine.

So, is this about as drunk as you were?

So, listen, uh, these, uh, joints you sold Maxine...

So, listen. Uh, remember when I stood up Lucy

So, my move is gonna be to wait till I'm in like my late 60s

So, thank you. I'm out of here.

So, um...

So... I'd rather not.

So... you want some tea?

Some fish... they can remember months.

Some other time. We got time. We finally got time.

Somebody told you about Mike?

Someone call 911! She's dying!

Something miraculous happened.

Something's wrong.

Sometimes Hail Marys are the best Marys we've got.

Somewhere she is alive and well

Sorry for cursing. It's Ruth Brenner.

Sorry I'm a little out of breath. I was just grabbing you a mango.

Sorry, I gotta make a call.

Sorry.

Sorry. I'm sorry about everything.

Sorry. Um...

Sounds like you guys have a lot in common.

Spare some change?

Speaking of kids, how's Lucy?

Specifically, how do you miss me?

Staring down the barrel of my own mortality always beats fun.

Stay the fuck away from me! I'm coming down the stairs!

Stay with me.

Still exists. So we should go back to the deli.

Stop it. She can hear you.

Stop playing these mind games.

Stop smoking.

Stupid.

Styron's protagonist...

Suffice to say that while yes, on this plane,

Supernatural events, the dead coming back to life, things of that nature?

Sure, take it. What's your name?

Sure.

Sure. All right? Why not?

Sweet as can be.

Sweet birthday baby, having fun?

Sweet birthday baby!

Sweet birthday baby! Having fun?

Sweet birthday baby.

Sweetheart...

Take everything. I don't need any of it.

Take it.

Take this.

Take you outside, throw you into the East River,

Talk to Daniel. He helped me put those together as a gift.

Talk to me.

Technology, cryptocurrencies...

Tell me.

Ten feet or I'm not responsible for what I might do.

Ten.

Thank God I started cooking on Thursday.

Thank you all so much for coming to celebrate tonight.

Thank you for changing my life.

Thank you for finally noticing. Eh...

Thank you for that depressingly pragmatic sales pitch,

Thank you so much. It's terrific. It's an exciting time. Uh...

Thank you very much.

Thank you, but I feel like we're talking about something else.

Thank you, Nadia.

Thank you.

Thank you. Hey.

Thank you. It's my bad attitude that keeps me young.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thanks to you, I got a chance to wear my trench coat today. I look like Columbo.

Thanks, buddy.

Thanks, man.

Thanks.

That That wasn't supposed to happen. That

That That's great. You know, I am happy for those cancer people,

That are putting your life in danger.

That begins with extra marital infidelity.

That cannery thing though, it's pretty good. I put in my novel.

That could be the answer.

That guy that Beatrice cheated on me with, he's here.

That guy's house.

That I am fucking scared,

That I don't like stalkers.

That I think would be a fun twist.

That I was actually finally older than she ever was.

That I would've told somebody that I don't know that.

That I'm experiencing something truly terrifying,

That I'm questioning my own sanity,

That Irish fucking gingerbread fisherman looking motherfucker.

That is great. Lucy is great.

That is incredibly, highly creepy?

That is, of course, assuming I don't die between then and now.

That little girl lives...

That maybe, possibly, all these things are gonna be harder than you thought.

That might be the last thing you ever say to me.

That settles it. I'm dead.

That should do it. Here.

That sounds like a terrible idea. I have to get the cake.

That there is something in here other than cocaine,

That was Oatmeal. Let's go.

That would be a good birthday thing, right?

That would cause the kind of meltdown I'm currently having.

That would otherwise be filled by what? A penis? No, thanks. I'm full up.

That you have mental problems, that you're sick and you won't get help,

That's a bummer.

That's a lot of messages.

That's bold, assuming that my cat is male.

That's fine. I don't mind Great Neck. I love Great Neck.

That's four times.

That's gaining consciousness and is now deliberately fucking with us.

That's my drug dealer. I gotta take this.

That's my own worst personal nightmare.

That's pretty.

That's right.

That's stupid.

That's the best of being human.

That's the guy I was talking about.

That's weird. I'm allergic to bees, too.

That's what a murderer would say.

That's what I do with you.

That's when I realized that...

That's where you know.

That's why he's such an asshole.

That's why it's weird that you said I would die tonight.

The AIDS crisis, it wiped out nearly every meaningful critical voice in every medium.

The boundaries of a sentient being's existence.

The break up, man.

The congregation that used to own this building.

The crashing is just a symptom of a bug in the code.

The emotional buoyancy, giving things to strangers,

The fire escape.

The first time I lived this cycle,

The fuck?

The ******* people? Nothing?

The key is knowing who to ask for help.

The little girl that I used to be...

The more space you take up.

The more stuff you accumulate...

The one she cheated on me with? The one who was at your party? The douchebag?

The only choice she made was not you.

The party's at the old yeshiva on Tenth and A, all right? You can't miss it.

The party's been grand, but I got to go check on a guy.

The password's Jodorowsky's Dune.

The rabbi is getting ready to go to Great Neck.

The trick is you got to find a labyrinth keeper.

The universe is trying to fuck with me,

The wild one caught again.

Then doesn't that mean that I'm lucid enough to maintain my own autonomy?

Then I died. I came back.

Then I get a text inviting me to your birthday party.

Then I just stopped breathing. I'm thinking maybe asthma. You?

Then that moment is the bug that we need to go and fix.

Then we run a unit test.

Then what is the problem?

Then you're gonna marry me.

Then... we go right back to the deli...

There are people hopping up and down on one leg out here.

There is a kid out here!

There is crazy person cancer ketamine in there.

There is no way out of this situation.

There she is.

There was a very special boy named Alan.

There was all these Betty Boop towels, Betty Boop clocks, Betty Boop watches.

There was never gonna be a right time for me to tell you anything.

There we go.

There you are. I lost track of you.

There you go.

There you have it. [laughs]

There's There's somebody in the neighborhood.

There's no money in it... anymore.

There's no room.

There's no way he's done a day's worth of hard labor in his life,

There's nobody here. There's no party.

There's room.

There's so many and they're

There's so many things that I could build with here.

There's so much I want to do, and you just want to stay exactly the same.

There's too many moving parts. You know what I mean?

There's wood. There's metal to smelt. [Maxine] Oh, I love that word, smelt.

They call that an Easter egg.

They can't keep lying the way that our minds can.

They don't have any cranberry seltzer here.

They don't remember me.

They made it through alive.

They're amazing. Maybe that should be our next installation.

They're both relative to your experience.

They've been saying there's somebody in the neighborhood.

This aching, gnawing feeling of being an absolute failure

This conversation?

This fucking guy.

This guy right here

This guy's been following us for like five blocks.

This is a no smoking building.

This is a place of worship. This means something to me.

This is a real "fuck this," okay?

This is a safe space.

This is actually really great because honestly,

This is Alan.

This is going well.

This is it, Nadia.

This is like The Game.

This is not good or bad. It's just a bug.

This is probably because you were fucking that Irish

This is the day we get free.

This is the new you.

This is the old you.

This is the problem. You're always trying to fix every little thing.

This is who you were day after day after day,

This is why she's acting like this.

This is you we're talking about.

This isn't gonna be very fun if you keep rejecting my theories.

This kid just gave me the finger.

This little bitch fucked you,

This little fucking slut belongs to no one, but yes, that's my cat.

This time, we might die and not come back.

This totally out of character.

This was always gonna be a tough birthday.

This whole thing's for your cat? A tree at the top, cat's at the bottom.

This young lady in peace.

This. This is a little weird.

Those aren't yours.

Those things are a menace!

Three days.

Three one one, you guys rock.

Throat. Throat.

Thursday. What a concept.

Time is relative to your experience.

Time, linear time, as we used to understand it, still exists.

Time's up.

Tiny seed buried in darkness fighting your way to the light.

To anyone who really cares about me

To be safe.

To get out of this, whatever this is, this situation.

To sell some New York landmark to a Russian billionaire

To suspend over a 13th century mock debtors' prison.

To tell me what the hell is happening.

Today I'm helping an artist make blood jelly

Tomato, tomato.

Tomorrow morning then.

Too doo!

Top ten idea. Top ten chicken.

Touché.

Trapped somewhere between the past and present.

Turn away from the physical world and turn toward the spiritual one.

Twelve.

Two minutes ago, I turned 36.

Ugh, I I can't do dialogue. It makes me feel like I don't know how people talk.

Uh huh.

Uh oh, cars. Fucking Christ.

Uh uh.

Uh, but I do know one thing for sure,

Uh, do you happen to know about the history of this building?

Uh, even though the girl caught him...

Uh, fall down the stairs, break my neck again.

Uh, gyrotonics.

Uh, have I ever done anything, you know, memorably bad to either of you?

Uh, hey, bartendress.

Uh, hey, hey, it's Nadia Vulvokov calling you.

Uh, I can't remember the last time I ate, but then other things are so clear.

Uh, I don't know.

Uh, I had a heart attack.

Uh, I think I might be losing it, like I'm going crazy.

Uh, I used to work for Rock n' Roll games.

Uh, I was seeing this girl, right?

Uh, I'm not at a precinct, all right?

Uh, I'm trying to find this guy I met the other night.

Uh, it's a long story involving multiple deaths.

Uh, it's not cool to make fun of homeless people, John.

Uh, Nadia. Yeah.

Uh, nitrous oxide?

Uh, no. No, I'm not.

Uh, not for a while.

Uh, Ruth arrived at my party at 11ish.

Uh, so that's when I left with Mike. We were at the deli by 11:30.

Uh, so, what happened after this?

Uh, this way.

Uh, too much, in fact.

Uh, we're neighbors. I live around the corner on Fifth and B.

Uh, why don't we... sit crooked and talk straight?

Uh, why don't you, um, go home with someone else, all right?

Uh...

Uh... [exhales]

Uh... [sighs]

Uh... I'd bet my life on it.

Uh... take it as an opportunity, okay?

Uh... what is in this?

Uh... yeah.

Um, actually, I'm not coming back there.

Um, I leave the Meow Mix back there, but, uh, nothing.

Um, I'm trying... It's hazy. Um...

Um, it was

Um, so I appreciate you helping me despite having no other customers.

Um...

Um... [exhales]

Um... [sighs]

Understand? Thank you.

Up to five years after last hearing it.

Us being the same person is my current favorite.

Usually if he wanders off, he's back at my place or the deli

V U L V O K O V.

Very nicely on top of the counter narrative...

W Wait, how?

Wait, if people are disappearing, what does it mean? They're erased from existence?

Wait, what?

Wait. It's 15 for you, too? Did you count?

Wake up. Are you up?

Wardog and Dr. Daniel told me.

Was she gonna do it again?

Was that so hard?

Wasn't hurting anybody else, but...

Watch and learn, baby face.

Watch it.

Wax on, wax off.

We are leaving, and I am not going to get the book.

We are not getting back together.

We can go to my place.

We die, we come back,

We die.

We do not use the word "crazy" in this house.

We found a bug in your code.

We fucking cracked it.

We got a redhead on board?

We got into a fight, so I tried to leave.

We got one.

We got to take the fire escape.

We got to trigger your memory.

We live in the same building and we see each other, you know, around. Um...

We met each other that first night that we died.

We need other people.

We need supplies. Apocalypse! Fire escape!

We recreate what you did that first time. Maybe I see something that you didn't.

We saw each other on the night of our first loop.

We should wait until she's done.

We worked at a cannery together in Alaska.

We'll try your way.

We're all dead.

We're coming.

We're done here. Let's go.

We're fine. You can go. No, no, no, you don't know me.

We're in an empty apartment...

We're moving!

We're, uh We're true.

We've been experiencing time differently in these loops.

We've been together since we were kids and...

We've had some scary times, have we not?

Welcome to yesterday.

Well, 50 50.

Well, at least your taste in men has improved.

Well, good, then. Where's the guy?

Well, he's not actually selling...

Well, her mother keeps fucking up!

Well, hey.

Well, I don't know what kind of weird scene you're involved in, but...

Well, I don't.

Well, I gotta go meet up with my friend, but...

Well, I know it's crazy, but I bought the chicken here.

Well, I never talk about shit from then, so it seems weird

Well, I wear the same thing all the time.

Well, if it's not that, then what else could it be?

Well, it beats doing this crossword.

Well, it will all reset like you said.

Well, it's a problem for him because he doesn't have time for you, okay?

Well, it's not gonna be important to you, you know.

Well, my divorce is straight up harrowing at this point,

Well, now, you see, she wasn't in such hot shape either.

Well, of course you don't. You were fucked up beyond repair,

Well, once, but, you know, it was it was casual.

Well, regardless, I definitely started this whole thing.

Well, she'll be around to check up on her cat.

Well, that does not mean much given our present circumstances.

Well, that's a That's a good way to make me feel special.

Well, that's something we have in common. You designed it. I played it.

Well, that's what I did, and look where it got us.

Well, then we should make it right.

Well, uh... Yeah, I've been better.

Well, you know, I have a real estate mystery/emergency.

Well, you know, not gone gone, but he hasn't been back in three days.

Well, you...

Well, you're the one with the big fourth dimensional brain, right?

Well...

Well... sustenance, safety, nourishment,

What

What a cunt.

What about for protecting someone in danger? Do you know that one?

What are you doing here? Do you have a cold?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Did you not see that car?

What are you talking about?

What are you, a collector?

What do time and morality have in common?

What do you do?

What do you mean you can't remember? I remember my first time.

What do you mean?

What do you mean? What happened to Oatmeal?

What does that even fucking mean, a cockroach?

What easy way out?

What good people. Uh...

What happened to my trusty sidekick, huh?

What happened, irritable bowels?

What I do with my time is my business, my choice, baby.

What I really need to know is...

What if I go through your night with you?

What if they keep going?

What is happening, man? Why are they disappearing?

What is in this?

What is the point of all this? To humiliate me? To make me...

What is this bad person?

What is with the helmet?

What mirror? There's never been a mirror in that bathroom.

What the fuck is wrong with you? What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck? Oh, hey, Nad.

What the hell are you even

What the hell?

What they really mean is people who can't afford to go to college.

What time is it?

What was her diagnosis? Like, what the fuck was wrong with her?

What was I just doing?

What was that about? You wanna tell me?

What were those questions? You having a mental issue?

What, are you accusing me of sleeping with your boyfriend?

What, you you think I'm gonna try to sleep with the rabbi?

What?

What? Don't pout.

What? No. I'm not James Bond. I'm Alan.

What? Okay, where are you going?

What? What do you mean? You were in the bathroom.

What? What is it?

What? You've had

What's fucking wrong with people?

What's going on, baby?

What's going on? Is this like the shittiest scavenger hunt of all time?

What's on that paper?

What's the prayer for drinking wine, huh?

What's this?

What's up with the baby?

What's up with you?

What's up, Bea?

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong?

What's your deal?

What's your take on me? I don't have one. No.

Whatever I said, I wanted to live with you.

Whatever it is you want to tell me, it can wait until later.

Whatever that means for you.

Whatever this thing that happened

Whatever.

When embracing it is the only way forward.

When we were creating the dark web.

When you said Gina wasn't really my type, I really took that to heart.

When? I would never call you a cockroach.

Whenever Friday happens, I'll be there.

Where Where'd you get this art from?

Where did you send them?

Where is everyone?

Where is that gorgeous piece of you

Where it happened,

Where the fuck are we going?

Where were we? Um...

Where were you?

Where'd you get that Israeli joint from?

Where's Clockwork Bar?

Where's Maxine?

Where's your dad?

Where's your shoes, man?

Which I'm sure will eventually become problematic.

Which is why he's reluctant to say that, you know, that he is.

Which is why we're in the situation we're in now.

Which the right stokes with pundit bullying,

Which, as somebody who's always been allergic to bees,

Which, you know, doesn't make any sense,

While also looking at you as that peculiar little girl I knew.

Who also had a hard time saying thank you.

Who are you?

Who do you think you are?

Who eats cottage cheese?

Who got stuck in a loop?

Who has to solve everything entirely on her own.

Who is Beatrice? You know what? I don't care.

Who is this woman?

Who looked like if Andrew Dice Clay

Who loves orgies more than you?

Who needs a dorm room for a parrot?

Who needs it?

Who seemed pretty broken up?

Who the hell is that?

Who turned around and said that was too much pressure...

Who was this guy.

Who, like, obviously goes to the gym all the time,

Who?

Who? Dead Zone? Nice fucking guy.

Who's a little lost boy?

Who's Dr. Daniel? You haven't even tried this.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa. Cool.

Whoever you want to be.

Whoops! [laughs]

Why Why am I the only one who's being interrogated?

Why Why mirrors?

Why are you calling me a cockroach right now?

Why are you wearing a helmet?

Why did you bring Lizzy and Maxine?

Why did you do that to me?

Why didn't you talk like this before we fucked?

Why do you think this is happening to us?

Why does this interest you so much? What is it about that building?

Why don't you come over for dinner?

Why don't you come over here and sit on my face right now?

Why don't you have her number? I thought you knew her.

Why is it so offensive to you to consider me as a real option?

Why me what?

Why the fuck are you talking to my kid?

Why would it be weird?

Why would you call me a cockroach?

Why would you give me a joint that you don't know what's in it?

Why would you say that? You didn't even try.

Why?

Why? 'Cause I'm dating a younger woman?

Why'd you even bring her up though?

Will you guys eat another chicken?

Will you help me out with something?

Will you just tell me what the rabbi said?

Will you put this goddamn thing out?

Will you stop acting crazy?

With a side of rabbi. What is going on with you?

With nothing in it

With that elitist, condescending nightmare.

With the amount of guilt, I'm surprised you're not a Jew.

Within 48 hours max.

Without them, we are very unreliable narrators of our own stories.

Wonderful.

Wonderland fucking splitting level shit, all right?

Would be if you would tell me if you think I'm a bad person,

Would be super fucking hot. Okay?

Would either one of you like some tea?

Would just would just go away.

Would you be ready for it?

Would you like to hear a story?

Wow, that is totally useless.

Wow.

Wow. It looks like someone just threw a gauntlet right into my puss puss.

Wow. Okay.

Yay. Uh...

Yeah, all right, coast is clear. Come on, let's go.

Yeah, because it was morally simplistic and narcissistic.

Yeah, he's he's around here somewhere.

Yeah, he's out there. He's looking for a hot meal.

Yeah, I guess for you it has, huh?

Yeah, I mean, I never said anything mean 'cause she was just always... there.

Yeah, it is a bummer.

Yeah, me too. Something internal, like liver failure or

Yeah, my bathroom doesn't have a black hole, so...

Yeah, Nadia. Oatmeal!

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, she's a choker and shit.

Yeah, so you don't need to feed Boba Fett.

Yeah, that's why it's not running correctly. Hold on, I'll fix it.

Yeah, this is much safer.

Yeah, we actually went to couple's therapy and everything.

Yeah, we fucking did it.

Yeah, well, so is cyanide.

Yeah, women don't like to take the stairs.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chag sameach.

Yeah, you and every other dude between the ages of 18 and 35.

Yeah, you said I shouldn't adopt those two Neapolitan mastiff puppies

Yeah, you... You wanna... You wanna just...

Yeah, you're the fucking one.

Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah. Can you ask her to hold you?

Yeah. He came in here about 20 times.

Yeah. Just trying to figure out how I fit into all of this.

Yeah. She thinks you would be a great mother.

Yeah. Take it.

Yeah. Well...

Yeah. Yeah, thank you. Thank you.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah...

Yep, that's them.

Yes and no.

Yes, I am, under the circumstances.

Yes, it is urgent.

Yes, it's a very serious condition. You can google it after I leave.

Yes, no, good, bad, life, death.

Yes!

Yes.

Yes. I'm not fine, okay? Uh...

Yes. Yes, I am.

Yes. Yes, she said yes.

Yeshiva students used to study the Talmud right where you're standing.

Yo, good for you, Alan.

Yo...

You You have to

You You have to meet me at my place next time, Nadia.

You You know what?

You You know, Nadia wanted me to tell you...

You all right?

You almost took us both down.

You already asked me that, Ruthie.

You and I both know that's not gonna happen, so let's get this over with.

You are fucking garbage,

You are loved and deserve love.

You are making me want to throw up, Daffy Dick. Get the fuck out of here.

You are not her mother!

You are the most selfish person I have ever met.

You call him that.

You can change your mind.

You can eat anything, take anything, do anything.

You can only reach it through surrender, being nothing.

You can't drink that.

You can't leave.

You can't leave. This is your party.

You can't live on watermelon, sweetheart.

You can't park here.

You could die permanently.

You couldn't return the coat.

You created an impossible game with a single character

You damn dumb, dumb fucking cunt.

You did tell me. I just didn't listen.

You did.

You do see somebody else standing here.

You don't do that. I could have bed bugs.

You don't need any of that stuff.

You don't remember your first death?

You don't think I played my own game?

You ever been married, engaged?

You fucked the gingerbread man?

You get to relive your fancy birthday party with...

You go home. Unibrow.

You gonna head back up to the fuck pile?

You gonna pay for that?

You got help, right?

You got kids?

You got some ash on the table.

You guys aren't out in 20 minutes, I'll tell the line to wait longer.

You have a gas leak.

You have to eat at some point.

You haven't said anything since you got here.

You having fun, birthday buddy?

You just blew up your whole life and you are serial killer calm about it.

You just wait and see. This is gonna change everything.

You keep that, I'll get another one.

You know Alan. He was here that night.

You know I hate it when people call me crazy.

You know I keep all your stuff.

You know Nadia?

You know that condition where you can't remember people's faces.

You know that's the woman that wrote Anne of Green Gables.

You know what else the rabbi said?

You know what I heard?

You know what, man? Don't work too hard. I mean, it's only eternity.

You know what, Ruth? Seriously...

You know what?

You know what? Give me a little space, hippie.

You know what? I applaud your instincts.

You know what? I really was fucking amazing.

You know what? Take Take it all.

You know what? This is not about my first death.

You know, all my mother gave me was a subway token and an eating disorder.

You know, he put his coat over me while I was sleeping,

You know, I already faced this guy so many times.

You know, I don't have specifics.

You know, I freelance.

You know, I got a couple of theories that I'm working on.

You know, I thought if I if I... [sniffs]

You know, I've thought about it, I've thought about it,

You know, it's a big time fucking emergency, actually.

You know, it's a known unknown.

You know, it's a myth that fish have no memory.

You know, it's been six months.

You know, it's uh It's my mom's.

You know, just, like, partying in an old Yeshiva school?

You know, life's short, carpe diem, et cetera, right?

You know, like you haven't been outside in a while? Maybe like a really long time?

You know, like, take a left at Disneyland.

You know, people can't even pick me out of a line up 'cause...

You know, Rhoda was the cunt in this story, obviously.

You know, she can do whatever she wants. It's her birthday.

You know, she's based on Tatum O'Neal in Paper Moon, but with my hairdo.

You know, Sheree cheated on me once when we first started dating.

You know, thank you...

You know, that was written by the same woman that wrote Anne of Green Gables.

You know, the price of gold fluctuates, but, uh...

You know, this is one of the first games I helped design.

You know, this whole building used to be a school for ****.

You know, to take care of me when I'm infirm and shit.

You know?

You little bitch.

You need something?

You need to back the fuck off, all right?

You never even met him. You're not even interested

You never get punished.

You never told me that.

You of all people should know this.

You okay?

You practicing your piano?

You rejected mine.

You said my first death was the only unknown factor, and now we know.

You said you wanted to live with your mom just like she told you to,

You said you were in real estate?

You see I have a trunk?

You see this?

You see, life was too painful.

You see, lucky for you, I know a professional.

You seem nervous.

You seem to be so comfortable with yourself.

You seen Oatmeal?

You should get checked for Lyme disease.

You showed up and everything has gone off.

You skipped out on meeting his daughter and you broke up his marriage?

You slept with Mike?

You starting a cleaning supply company?

You tell this Cronenberg looking motherfucker

You think he's gonna propose? Ugh, what a bummer.

You think you were hit by a car while you were chasing your cat,

You told me every time I asked you what was wrong, and you said, "Nothing."

You told me that time is relative.

You want chicken noodle or cream of mushroom?

You want me to feel guilty?

You want to bring it to a pawn shop or what?

You want to go find him?

You want to take a left at Disneyland, dipshit.

You wanted to live.

You went through my stuff?

You were gonna lose your shit.

You were gonna propose.

You were such a difficult teenager.

You were this...

You will not be alone, okay?

You would say to me

You? Nobody.

You're a good dad.

You're alive. I called you like 50 times last night.

You're gonna kill me.

You're having fun.

You're involved in this shit too, so it's whatever.

You're nice to look at too. Sorry.

You're not gonna help me look for Oatmeal?

You're not gonna surprise me, I promise.

You're not having fun? You hate your party?

You're not helping me at all. You're sabotaging me.

You're not helping me.

You're out quicker than you left that party.

You're scaring me.

You're sensitive.

You're shitting me.

You're still smoking.

You're supposed to ask people about their kids. Okay?

You're supposed to get down on one knee, aren't you?

You're the cockroach.

You're the one, baby.

You're welcome.

You've always liked the kitchen. Why? Why do I like the kitchen?

You've got it all wrong.

You've spent enough time on this guy already.

Your first death does not explain how or why we're connected.

Your nose is bleeding.

Your place is great.

Your wife is dead and smoking kills,

...because I love Because you think I'm a cockroach.

...but I think explaining it... [Maxine] Mm hmm.

[Alan laughs] [Horse] I thought you'd never ask.

[Alan] Geez. [Nadia] Eh.

[Alan] I wish. [Lizzy] Did you set this up?

[Alan] I'm a married man. [Horse] Yeah.

[Alan] Thank you. Yeah.

[Alan] Yeah? You're, uh You're Alan.

[automated voice] I am beautiful. I am beautiful.

[automated voice] I am in control. I'm in control.

[Beatrice] How's my little guy? There you go.

[Beatrice] Who? Michael. Mike. Your Mike. Your Michael.

[bones crack] Fuck!

[breathing heavily] [messages chiming]

[buzzing repeatedly] Come on, man. Please don't be fucking dead.

[cat meows] [indistinct chatting]

[cat meows] Oatmeal.

[cell phone thuds] [John groans]

[cell phone vibrating] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[crash] [water running]

[door chimes open] Wait for me in the back. It's okay.

[door opens] [Alan] Oh.

[elevator thuds] [woman yelps]

[Ferran] Huh. [objects clatter]

[glass clink] [cheering]

[gunshots in video game] Oh.

[honking] [tires screech]

[Horse] Whoo! [Alan laughs]

[in English] Nice shirt. Thanks.

[John] Are you here? Yeah, I know, but, uh...

[John] Hey. [Nadia] Hey.

[John] I don't want to rip your hair out. [groaning]

[John] Maxine invited me to your party. I'm in control.

[John] Okay, that's not entirely fair. Ah, so you admit it's a little fair.

[knock on door] [water running]

[knock on door] [water running] [knocking on door]

[knocking on door] [sighs]

[knocking on door] Fuck.

[laughing] You should look into it. [man 2] Come on.

[laughs] I think so. [Alan] Yeah.

[laughs] Of course she did. [Alan laughs]

[Liana] Hi. Hey.

[Lizzy laughs] Have you seen Nadia?

[Lizzy] Are you okay? [Nadia exhales]

[Lizzy] Get rid of Opening Up. [Maxine] No.

[Lizzy] Mm hmm. [Maxine] Maybe...

[Lizzy] Mmm. What does it mean?

[Lizzy] Right? [Maxine] Yeah.

[Lizzy] Seriously, who are you? [Alan] A friend of Nadia's.

[Lizzy] What's happening? [Maxine] What? I have a fire escape?

[Lizzy] Yeah. What is happening?

[Lizzy] You won't. [Maxine] You're so mean.

[man 1] Dude, I am so pumped for tonight. [man 2] Yeah, yeah.

[man 1] I think that guy's fucking her. [man 3] All right.

[man 1] You both have coke guys? [man 2] Yeah.

[man 3] Do you not have a coke guy? [man 1] I am a coke guy

[man laughs] Okay. Jesus.

[man] All right. [Ferran] We gotta come back for you.

[man] Fuck off. [man 2] You're out of control.

[man] Fuck! [woman 1] Oh, my God.

[man] Hey, hey, what's going on? [Mike] Hey, man, get off of me!

[man] Why? [Ferran] Oh, no, let's go this way.

[man] Yeah. Fine. Okay.

[man] You need to walk away. [Alan] No!

[Maxine] Hey, Nemo. [coughs]

[Maxine] Maybe I should start a religion. [Lizzy] Okay.

[Maxine] Sweet birthday baby! Do not offer me that.

[Maxine] Sweet birthday baby. Why?

[Maxine] Yes! [Lizzy] Right? Something Jonestown.

[Mike breathing heavily] [jazz music playing]

[Mike] Hi. Hi.

[Mike] I fucking want you. [Nadia] Oh, okay.

[Mike] Yeah. [Nadia] I'll take it.

[Nadia clears throat] Yeah, I've got a son.

[Nadia exhales] Nadia, please relax.

[Nadia gasps] Jesus Christ.

[Nadia] Hey, did you find it? [Ruth] Yes. Way in the back of the armoire.

[Nadia] Hey, Ferran. Nadia.

[Nadia] Hi. Hey.

[Nadia] Mm hmm. [Ruth] Uh huh.

[Nadia] Not you fucking guys. But I'll fix it.

[Nadia] Oh, hey. Hey, baby.

[Nadia] Ow! [man] Whoa! What the fuck is this?

[Nadia] Ow! [Mike] Oh, whoa, whoa!

[Nadia] That's right. You want to see how a gingerman fucks?

[Nadia] You're so great. Hey, happy birthday.

[Phil] Cool. Thank you, Nadia. [phone vibrates]

[rock music playing] [indistinct chatter]

[sighs] [door closes]

[thud] [Ruth] You have to eat.

[whispers] Who is that guy? I don't know.

[woman 2] Holy shit. [woman 3] Are you okay?

♪ Gotta let the people know... ♪ Don't leave.

A pseudo intellectual white guy? [Beatrice] I have to tell him tonight.

Alan, it's okay. You know No.

All night, all day. Okay, okay, okay.

And he can speak to the rabbi. Okay.

And you want to know why 22? Why?

Are you guys leaving? No one's leaving.

Are you having a stroke? No. Uh...

Are your parents alive? Yeah, you?

Asthma? You had asthma this whole time? Maxine, call 911!

Avenue D and 8th Street. All right. Thank you.

Be careful. With what?

Bishulim Synagogue. This better not be a hate crime.

Bob left a mistake in here. Really?

But it's just standard Special K. Ketamine?

but... [phone chimes]

Bye, Lizzy. [Lizzy] Bye.

Can I tell you something? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know.

Can we go home now? [laughs] Absolutely not.

Can you call her for me? Why?

Can you help me with this? Sure.

Careful. [Nadia gasps]

Chong. Chong. Chong.

Come here. Okay.

Come on, I'll show you around. It's a cool place.

Come on, role play. Don't pass out. I'm Mike. Yeah, I'm Mike.

Come on. [Alan sighs]

Come on. Whoa.

compelled by the horrors [door opens]

Congrats. It's terrifying. [Lizzy] Thank you.

Crushed in rush hour traffic. Uh huh.

Deadly. [Nadia] Okay, I'm not gonna touch you.

Did somebody tell you You're going to break up with me? No.

Did you die? Did you die?

Did you just save my life? Yeah.

Didn't you used to have more fish? What?

Die? Yes.

Do what? I can't meet her.

Do you have Nadia's number? Yeah.

Do you know Alan? No, I don't and I'm your best friend.

Do you know this guy? No.

Do you know this woman? You know, she doesn't. Um...

Do you want to know? Yes.

Does it hurt? You seem fine.

Don't call him that. You...

Don't look. [Nadia] Just take it easy, all right?

Don't! Hey. Hey, man.

Excuse me? You heard me.

feel bad? Yes!

For the rest of my life. No, no.

Fuck yes, I do. [Alan] Uh huh.

Fuck. [knock on door]

Fuck. [knocking on door]

Fuck. Okay.

Gas explosion again. Again?

Gas explosion. [Alan] Bike accident.

Gina. Okay.

Go home with someone you actually like. What does that mean?

He can speak to the rabbi. Not a problem.

He wants to go to you. Yeah, he does.

He's actually a very private person. Is he still at the 917 number?

Hello. Uh, more drunk, please. [woman] Here you go.

Help me with this. Are you okay?

Help. [John] Hello.

Here. Come with me. Yeah?

Hey, Alan. There was a woman on the elevator.

Hey, hey, hey. [Lizzy] Hi.

Hey, how did you die? [Alan] Oh.

Hey, I came as soon as I could. Hi.

Hey, there are no mirrors, Alan. No mirrors, I know.

Hey! Hey.

Hey. [horns honking]

Hey. [Mike] Want me to go with you?

Hey. [Nadia] Hey, poppy cock.

Hey. Hello.

Hey. Hi

Hey. I'm John.

Hey. You all right? Hey!

Hey. Ferran, have you seen Nadia? [door chimes]

Hi, do you have a quarter? No.

Hi, Edson! [Mike laughs]

Hi, Ruth. Happy birthday, muffin.

Hi, sweet one. I think he chooses you.

Hi. Alan, what's wrong?

His buzzer's broken. Can you let me in? How do I know you're not a murderer?

Hold on, let me get you something. [Alan] No, it's fine. I got it.

How are you? I missed you. [door chimes]

How many people have you murdered? None.

How's my face? It's fine.

I I wasn't trying to insult you, ma'am. Fuck you.

I always say Yes, always.

I am beautiful. I am beautiful.

I am not, okay? [Alan] Bea, he's a sex addict.

I broke up with my girlfriend. Oh, no.

I can do better than that. Yeah?

I can get us some blow. [man 3] I have a coke guy as well.

I did this to us. [Nadia] Alan, Alan, Alan.

I don't have any shoes, Nadia. Oh, my God, get the fuck out!

I don't know, but it's time to go. So you don't have the name?

I don't play. You don't play.

I don't want to see a picture. It's not a picture, it's a text.

I don't. I can't. Why?

I got to go find Alan. Oh, Alan, of course.

I have a fire escape? Great.

I have it organized... Uh uh. Fucking A.

I just broke it, man. That's okay. We'll take care of it.

I just wanted to rule it out. Well, we aren't.

I know her better than you do, Mike. Do we know each other?

I know. You're right. Mm hmm.

I love you. [Nadia] Love you.

I mean, do you even know the prayers? Yes, I know the prayers.

I owe you one. You let me cut your hair?

I text her a lot. She doesn't This is great.

I think we're dying at the same time. [object clatters]

I want to cut your hair. Yes.

I was out of line. Ah, no, no.

I was there. So was I.

I would... [Maxine] Hmm. Mm hmm.

I'd never have the balls to do that. [liquid pours]

I'll bite. No, thanks.

I'll get at it right now. [Nadia laughs]

I'll know. [Mike] All right.

I'll see you at breakfast. Okay, babe.

I'm a dad. [Maxine] Ah.

I'm all the way in, John. [John] Fucking piece of shit.

I'm gonna get a seltzer. Okay.

I'm in. You have no fucking respect for me.

I'm not You're not hearing me.

I'm not leaving. I live here. What's going on?

I'm not. [tools clatter]

I'm on the phone. And you're still a dick.

I'm sorry. Just Just...

I'm sorry. Just get out of my fucking house, dude!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Put it out, please.

I'm trying to save your life. [man] Hey, Little Red Riding Hood.

I'm trying to tell you You can't go skipping work again.

I'm trying. Let me out of here! What is going on back there?

I've literally never wondered that. The internet.

If it makes you happy... [John] Fuck you.

Is it the nicest psych ward? It's definitely the closest one.

It is. Why don't you bring your husband by?

It wasn't that bad. It was that bad.

It's been too long. Hey, man.

It's like a little... Ooh.

It's not coke. It's not?

It's the best way to do a party. Hey, Lizzy.

Just cocaine. From your regular supplier?

just like Nadia. Eye roll.

Last night was my birthday. Correct.

Lead? Yeah, you know, uh, clue.

Lenora. [knocking on door]

Let me see this. [Alan laughs]

Let me tell you something. You? You? Yeah?

Let's go. Wait, you make people see God?

Let's go. What? Where?

Like full on actual tanks? Do I look like a dentist?

like stuff like that? [Nadia exhales]

Listen. Why you?

Lizzy, call 911! We can't keep doing this.

Lizzy. Hey, what's up?

Look at that. Ah, mamma mia.

Look, dude, dude, hold on, hold on. Man, I need you to back the fuck up.

Look, you don't know him like I do. Alan.

Love you, Chung. Chong.

Max, the bathroom looks straight killer. Oh, thank you.

Maxine invited you. A transactional blowjob

Me too. [both chuckle]

Mmm. [cell phone vibrates]

My God, this guy doesn't give up. [Mike] I know.

Nadia? [Nadia] Hey.

Nadia. [Nadia] Hey.

Nice scarf. [Mike laughs]

No, don't be silly. It's fine.

No, no, thank you. No. Oh. No, I'm not selling anything, dude.

No, she made it. She built it.

No. Mmm.

Not more than usual. You smoke too much?

Oatmeal, no. What do you mean, gone?

Oh, no, no. No, it's not like that. [door chimes]

Oh, okay. What was it we decided on? Fifty for the week, right? Here's 100.

Oh, thank you so much. Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, whoa, sorry. Sorry.

Oh, yeah? Big fans.

Oh, yeah. Straight fire.

Oh, you look like you're on a mission. I am.

Oh. Beatrice. This Mike asshole. Yeah. No, I mean, I...

Oh. No one's mad at Peter Falk, right? [John] Sure.

Okay, okay. Come on.

Okay, okay. Right?

Okay, then. [vehicle approaching]

Okay, we're gonna keep his things. All right, good for you, man.

Okay? Okay.

Okay. [Nadia] Okay.

Okay. All right, come on.

Okay. I think you've already tried that.

Okay. Raw dog!

Okay. Uh huh.

Okay. It's almost 11. When do you think we first met?

Out! Go! Now! No problem.

Phil? Yes?

Play affirmations for success. [device chimes]

Please don't roll your eyes at me. No. No. No, no, no.

Potato, two potatoes. Okay.

Rabbi, thank you very much. You're welcome.

Really? Yeah.

Relax. Ryan? I'm trying.

See... That's lambskin.

Shall we open it up to the group? Yeah, that's a great idea.

She says that like it's a problem. Okay, that's it. Everybody out.

She's helping me out with something. [Beatrice] I thought we were going away.

Shit, I should've brought another jacket. Where are we going, Nads?

Shut up. You shut up.

So then you went through my stuff? I cleaned.

So... May I?

Sounds important. Bye.

Sure. [Nadia] Thank you. Tiny bladder.

Sweet birthday baby, having fun? Where'd it go?

Sweet birthday baby. Look, I got bigger fish to fry, okay?

Sweet birthday baby. This some kind of sick fucking fantasy?

Sweet birthday baby. Why are you doing this to me?

Tell her I found her cat. I can't lie about Oatmeal.

Thank you. My pleasure.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Thanks for picking up. It was nice seeing you last night.

Thanks, Ferran. [Ferran] Yeah, have a good night.

That is not a bad thing. Really?

That's enough, all right? That's enough! Okay, I'm going!

That's fine. No, no, no, no. No, no, no.

That's great. Listen, Wardog. Okay, you twisted my arm.

That's Maxine's friend. [Beatrice] Okay, bye.

That's not hot. Yeah.

That's not it. I only ask because

The app I love fire escapes.

The bathroom's over there. Thank you.

The Israeli joints? Yeah.

Then forgive them. Oh, God.

They don't know You got kids?

This blanket sucks. Yeah.

This guy. [laughs] You. Uh...

This is your apartment. Wow, you really are in real estate.

To the deli. But I don't need anything from the deli.

Twenty three, fourteen. [register beeps]

Uh, thank you so much, Nadia. Thank you.

Uh... I think I'm having a heart attack.

Understand? Yeah.

Up with Susan? Yeah, 'cause she was like doing that.

Wait, wait, wait. What?

Wanna talk about it? What?

Wardog. [Nadia] He's selling now?

We didn't get the condoms. Also not a deal breaker.

We need to talk To talk. Yes, let's talk.

We really skipped the condoms, huh? Yeah, we did.

Well, I'm not your girlfriend. Not her.

Well, I'm ordering a car. Okay.

What are you gonna die from? I don't know. The grate.

What are you talking about? Let's go.

What day is it today? Monday.

What does that mean? Angels are all around us.

What does this say? [Maxine] I don't know.

What is that? Your pick up line? [sighs] Well...

What night? Alan Zaveri, how do you know him?

What the fuck was that? Darling, you have to forgive her.

What the fuck? Oh, my God.

What were you doing in there? Who is this guy?

What you having? Cup of coffee. Thanks.

What? I'm not a cockroach.

What? Let's do it.

What? She was choking her during sex.

What? What's the matter? Come on.

What's up with your friend? He's having a rough night.

What's up? You seem a little You always say that.

What's your name. Do I know you? No, you can call me Horse if you want.

Where are you going? Are you leaving? Yeah, I gotta go.

Where are your bags? Where are your bags?

Where? In the park.

Where'd what go? The mirror in the bathroom.

Where'd you go? Pizza and all.

which hurt. [rabbi] Listen.

Who are you? John Reyes.

Who is the president? Hey, what's going on back there?

Who? I don't know. I didn't get a good look.

Who? What's this about, Nadia?

Who? Who keeps going? Them.

Who's Emily? The book.

Whoa, it's cold! Nope, I left as soon as I got here.

Whoa, whoa. Whoa! [Lizzy] Oh, my God!

Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Wait! [horn honks]

Whoa. Yeah.

Why do you think this sucks? It is impossible.

Would you say that's a fair assessment? Sure.

Wow. And very high.

Yeah, go home, lady. You go home, lady.

Yeah, I'm on the phone. Yeah, with my girlfriend.

Yeah, man. [woman] Fucking loser.

Yeah, you haven't even smoked it yet. All right, Maxine.

Yeah! Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. [fork clatters]

Yeah. [John] Listen.

Yeah. I'm just trying to...

Yeah. Who?

Yeah. You know this man?

Yes, thanks. Great. Yeah.

Yes! Yeah?

Yes! Yes! Yes!

You be careful, will you, please? Yeah, sure.

You can't. [Nadia] Fundamentally, he's a deli cat.

You choose her? That's right.

You drink too much? [laughs] Me too.

You fucked Mike from the party? Oh, here we go.

You hear what I just said? [man 2] Yeah, yeah, we heard you.

You lock the door behind you? Yes.

You look Thanks.

You mean before that? Do you ever think it's weird?

You need help. I was gonna propose.

You need help. Please, Bea.

You need to go, sir. Fucking Christ.

You okay? Yeah.

You really want to know? I do.

You texted me. [Nadia] Right. Uh...

You told me. Mmm.

You wanna just fuck right now? Yes.

You want a refill? Yes, Dad.

You want to go to the deli? Yeah.

You're actually harassing us, okay? [Nadia] Yes, you're harassing.

You're an asshole. Who are you?

You're fucking my girlfriend. I didn't fuck her yet.

You're fucking up, man. I'm fucking up?

You're not gonna let me in, are you? No.

You're restarting on your birthday? Ah, yes. Yes, I am.

You're such a fucking asshole. [Nadia] No, no, no.

You're the person I care about. Don't touch me.

You're welcome. No, I'm not thanking you.

Younger? Dating?

Your mom, she she sounds [Nadia] Great.

...I've been taking care of this, us, you, for the last nine years, and...

...in a very specific way.

...might give us both an aneurysm.

...we're together... forever.

'Cause 22 years ago... my grandmother died.

'cause I have a small space,

'cause my little pussy lips are allergic to latex.

'Cause of your mother.

'cause that's how a lot of people feel when they've decided to kill themselves.

'Cause the mirror's gone, so I I can't tell.

'Cause this...

'cause you want to sell something that somebody gifted you.

"At 87, Dolores Huerta is a living civil rights icon.

"Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant...

"You sound like a crazy bitch."

["Alone Again Or" playing]

["Caldera, Caldera!" playing]

["Cherry Blossom" playing]

["Cop Killer" playing]

["Death of a Rockstar" playing]

["Diamond Veins" playing]

["Dreams Come True Girl" playing]

["Front" by Vex Ruffin playing]

["Gotta Get Up" overlapping]

["Gotta Get Up" playing]

["Gotta Get up" playing]

["I Go To Sleep" playing]

["Irhe" playing]

["Migas 2000" playing]

["Mindkilla" playing]

["Morning After" playing]

["My New Year's Resolutions" plays]

["Old Fashioned Gal" playing]

["Organs" by Pussy Riot plays]

["Piano Concerto No. 4 in G Major, Op. 58: III. Rondo: Vivace" playing]

["Shallow Tears" playing]

["Symphony No. 2 in D, Op. 36 4. Allegro Molto" playing]

["You Know What I Mean" playing]

[Alan breathes shakily]

[Alan chuckles]

[Alan exhales]

[Alan groans]

[Alan growls]

[Alan grunts]

[Alan laughs]

[Alan sighs]

[Alan sighs] I I do.

[Alan sniffs]

[Alan] Fuck.

[Alan] I am beautiful.

[Alan] I am loved and deserve love.

[Alan] I did.

[Alan] I killed myself.

[Alan] Mine stopped lying a long time ago.

[Alan] Nadia, we're dying again.

[Alan] Nadia.

[Alan] No.

[Alan] Oh. [dance music playing]

[Alan] See what?

[Alan] Three sisters.

[Alan] What is that?

[Alan] Whoa.

[alarm sounds]

[automated female voice] Affirmations for success:

[automated voice] Going up. [stops tapping]

[automated voice] I am in control. I am in control.

[automated voice] I am loved and deserve love.

[automated voice] Please stand clear of the closing door.

[automated voice] We are experiencing a temporary power outage.

[banging]

[Beatrice sighs]

[Beatrice] I just hope he is not planning to propose.

[Beatrice] I spent months trying to get through to him, but he doesn't seem...

[Beatrice] Wait there. I'll get it for you.

[beeping]

[belches]

[Bob] She tries to call my mom to find out where I was.

[both laugh nervously]

[both laugh]

[both moan]

[both] Oh, fuck.

[bottle clanking] [video game gunshots]

[breathes heavily]

[breathing heavily]

[buzzes repeatedly]

[buzzing]

[camera shutter clicks]

[cars honking]

[cell phone chimes]

[cell phone vibrates]

[cell phone vibrates] Yeah. [John] Yeah?

[cell phone vibrating]

[character screams]

[choking]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] ...I mean, they're all in it, too.

[classical music playing]

[clears throat] I'll be back.

[continues coughing]

[continuous knocking]

[coughing]

[coughs]

[cries softly]

[cries]

[crowd murmurs]

[crunches]

[dance music playing]

[dark music playing]

[deep voice] Happy Valentine's Day.

[door buzzes open]

[door chimes open]

[door chimes]

[door closes]

[door opens, closes]

[door opens]

[doorbell chimes]

[doors opens]

[electrical current hums]

[electricity crackles]

[elevator dings]

[elevator screeches]

[elevator thuds]

[engine turns over]

[excited chatter]

[exhales]

[exhales] Ah.

[exhales] Fuck, fuck, fuck!

[exhales] Fuck.

[exhales] It was the decent thing to do.

[Ferran] We're good friends.

[flies buzzing]

[footsteps approaching]

[gasping for breath]

[gasps]

[gasps] Hi! How are ya?

[gasps] Shifra.

[gasps] What's that?

[giggles]

[glass breaks]

[glass shatters]

[groans softly]

[groans]

[groans] [groans]

[grunting]

[grunts]

[grunts] [exhales]

[gulps]

[gulps] Ah.

[gunshot]

[gunshots continues]

[honking]

[horn honks in distance]

[horn honks]

[horns continue honking]

[horns honking in distance]

[horns honking in the distance]

[Horse] Hey, haircut, is he with you?

[Horse] I could really help you.

[Horse] No funny business, okay?

[Horse] What's on your head?

[Horse] You choose her?

[humming "Mission Impossible Theme"]

[in Arabic] Hey, Kamile, how are you?

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatting]

[indistinct yelling]

[inhales deeply]

[inhales]

[inhales] [exhales]

[inhales] Or...

[jazz music playing]

[John groans]

[John laughs]

[John] Don't do this to her, please. Okay? Don't do it to me.

[John] Hey!

[John] It's not a sex thing. He's homeless.

[John] My ex found out about her and she threw me out.

[John] Oh. Wow, okay.

[John] Okay. Which precinct?

[John] Right.

[John] Thank you.

[John] There she is.

[John] Well, you should. You're 36 years old.

[John] Yeah, I went to a birthday party and the guest of honor wasn't there.

[John] You know what? I could skip this meeting

[John] You look You look real fantastic.

[keyboard keys clacking]

[keys jangling]

[knife slicing]

[knock at door]

[knock on door]

[knock on door] [knock on door]

[knocking continues rapidly]

[knocking continues]

[knocking continues] Nobody locks us up.

[knocking intensifies]

[knocking on door continues]

[knocking on door]

[laughs hysterically]

[laughs]

[laughs] I feel like I'm choking you, but I'm not.

[laughs] Wait, hold on.

[laughs] Yeah, okay.

[Lenora coughing]

[Lenora groans]

[Lenora] Good, then she can hear this too.

[Lizzy and Maxine chat indistinctly]

[Lizzy and Maxine speaking indistinctly]

[Lizzy] But it's huge. I don't know.

[Lizzy] I don't think you listen to podcasts the way I do.

[Lizzy] I feel like I'd be the best in an apocalypse.

[Lizzy] Jones sounds bonkers. Have you seen those pictures?

[Lizzy] Jonestown was bonkers.

[Lizzy] That's how I feel about it.

[man 1] Dude, I'm telling you. She's into you.

[man 1] I talk to my sister all the time, and she thinks you're hot.

[man 1] Let's get whipped cream or some shit.

[man 2] I mean, if we can't get this...

[man 2] Okay, 'cause I just texted her.

[man 2] You're out of control, dude.

[man 3] Are we gonna call it or are we gonna keep

[man 3] Just text her.

[man cries]

[man laughs]

[man] But you just remembered something. Amnesia means you forget stuff.

[man] Follow me!

[man] Frozen.

[man] Hey, move it, lady. What's your problem?

[man] I don't know.

[man] I love you, baby.

[man] No shit.

[man] We shall commence!

[man] What is that, your pick up line?

[man] What's up?

[man] Worries me a bit.

[man] Yes, I'm there, outside the school.

[man] Yo. Hey.

[Maxine] Bye. [gulps]

[Maxine] Everyone. Everyone has opened up their marriage.

[Maxine] Hey, birthday baby.

[Maxine] Hey, what is it? What's wrong?

[Maxine] Hey.

[Maxine] I have to change my Airbnb listing then if this is...

[Maxine] I think there's a lot of merit in copying.

[Maxine] I'm just realizing that I really need to do more gyrotonics.

[Maxine] It's New York. Real estate is sacred.

[Maxine] Nad? Nemo? Nadia?

[Maxine] Oh, thank you so much.

[Maxine] Oh, yeah, for sure, first choice.

[Maxine] Oh.

[Maxine] Oh. You know, your friends can't help you if you don't let them,

[Maxine] Reflecting on my life and my choices.

[Maxine] So... you don't want chicken?

[Maxine] Sweet birthday baby.

[Maxine] Then I could really make an impact.

[Maxine] To Chong.

[Maxine] Um, I can't see what you're showing me

[Maxine] Wait, nothing we do will be as devastating as that.

[Maxine] What's important?

[Maxine] What's wrong? You hate that shirt? Too much pirate?

[Maxine] Yeah, so too many colonics is definitely a thing, you know?

[Maxine] Yeah?

[Maxine] Yeah.

[men laugh]

[men speaking indistinctly]

[Mike chuckles]

[Mike laughs]

[Mike] Fuck you!

[Mike] Fucking right here.

[Mike] Hey.

[Mike] I don't know why anal play is still so taboo for straight males.

[Mike] It's

[Mike] It's like John Updike said,

[Mike] So when people say working class,

[Mike] You gotta stop getting so worked up over him.

[Mike] You think he's gonna propose?

[mumbles indistinctly]

[music stops] [phone chimes]

[Nadia exhales]

[Nadia groans]

[Nadia laughs]

[Nadia scoffs]

[Nadia sighs]

[Nadia speaks indistinctly]

[Nadia] "She despised Rhoda...

[Nadia] A guy peeing.

[Nadia] Alan!

[Nadia] All right, great, man. Come on.

[Nadia] Come on, man.

[Nadia] Cool jacket.

[Nadia] Don't worry about it.

[Nadia] Eh.

[Nadia] Elevator up, huh?

[Nadia] Fuck.

[Nadia] Fucking no meat on these.

[Nadia] Gather 'round, gather 'round.

[Nadia] Hello?

[Nadia] Hey, little one.

[Nadia] Hey, Wardog.

[Nadia] Hey.

[Nadia] Hi. How are you?

[Nadia] Honestly, I think I'd feel better if you just told me,

[Nadia] Huh.

[Nadia] I mean, I smoke what? Two packs a day.

[Nadia] I would...

[Nadia] John, man.

[Nadia] Let's fuck this party on the mouth.

[Nadia] Max?

[Nadia] Mea culpa, this shit is fucking harder than I remember.

[Nadia] No, no, no tea.

[Nadia] Oatmeal.

[Nadia] Oh, classic.

[Nadia] Okay, thanks, Lucy.

[Nadia] Okay.

[Nadia] Okay. I love you.

[Nadia] Ooh.

[Nadia] Pancake breakfasts...

[Nadia] Really?

[Nadia] Seriously.

[Nadia] Shalom, shalom!

[Nadia] Sorry for your loss.

[Nadia] Sorry.

[Nadia] Thank you. Oh, shit.

[Nadia] This way.

[Nadia] To that same moment.

[Nadia] Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh.

[Nadia] Uh, 6:00 a.m.

[Nadia] What is anyone's deal?

[Nadia] What the fuck is in this thing?

[Nadia] Whoa. That's very heavy.

[Nadia] Yeah, of course.

[Nadia] Yeah, well, you know, hocus pocus.

[Nadia] Yeah.

[Nadia] Yeah. What are the odds, right?

[Nadia] Yeah. Yeah.

[Nadia] Yes, I did.

[Oatmeal continues purring]

[Oatmeal meows]

[Oatmeal purrs]

[objects clatter]

[opens door]

[panting]

[people chatting indistinctly]

[people screaming]

[Phil] Oh, wow. Well, let's start review.

[phone chimes]

[phone line trilling]

[phone vibrates]

[plays harmonica]

[raised voice] Hey, I fuck a lot of people!

[raised voice] Oh, my God! I am not crazy! Okay? I am not crazy!

[rapid knocking]

[register dings]

[rhythmic bass beat]

[rings repeatedly]

[rock music playing]

[Ruth coughs]

[Ruth coughs] The fucking stairs almost killed me.

[Ruth exhales]

[Ruth inhales]

[Ruth sighs]

[Ruth] And I always said to you, if things got really scary,

[Ruth] Damn it.

[Ruth] Lenora.

[Ruth] Listen to me.

[Ruth] Nadia!

[Ruth] Nadia.

[Ruth] Okay.

[Ruth] Okay. What's up, muffin?

[Ruth] What are you talking about?

[Ruth] You don't.

[scoffs]

[scoffs] I'm just too busy. I can't.

[screaming indistinctly]

[screaming]

[screams]

[shaky breathing]

[Shifra speaking Hebrew]

[sighs]

[sighs] ...disappear.

[sighs] Fuck.

[sighs] I need cigarettes anyway.

[sighs] My point is, is that you're okay.

[sighs] Oh, God.

[sighs] See, I didn't feel that.

[sighs] What's up, Bea? You You look nervous.

[siren wails in the distance]

[sirens wailing]

[slurping]

[smooches]

[smooching]

[sniffles] Yeah.

[sniffs]

[snoring]

[softly speaking to himself]

[softly] I can't breathe.

[softly] I'm in control.

[softly] What the fuck?

[song continues in French]

[speaking indistinctly]

[spoon clatters]

[stammering]

[tapping on box]

[tea kettle whistling]

[thudding]

[thuds]

[tired skid]

[toilet flushes]

[turns off faucet]

[urinating]

[vehicle approaching]

[video game character screams]

[video game chimes]

[video game sounds]

[water going down drain]

[water running]

[whispers indistinctly]

[whispers] This is the day we get free.

[wind whistles]

[woman laughs]

[woman yelps]

[woman] Get your phone! Call 911!

[woman] Get your phones! Call 911!

[woman] Hey, Horsey. [laughs]

[woman] I was just gonna reach out.

[woman] What's in that wallet?

♪ 'Cause I am afraid of the light ♪

♪ 'Cause I can't sleep alone at night ♪

♪ 'Cause I seem to have lost it ♪

♪ A feeling won't wait ♪

♪ Against the law ♪

♪ Agony, spasm Big bang of the falling down crown ♪

♪ All I need ♪

♪ All I need is some sunshine ♪

♪ All the times I've waited patiently for you ♪

♪ All the troubles... ♪

♪ And feel you are ever so close ♪

♪ And I can't sleep alone at night ♪

♪ And I will be alone again tonight My dear ♪

♪ And imagine that you're there ♪

♪ And imagine that you're there with me ♪

♪ And the rain came down ♪

♪ And then he'd sail Across the bubbly waves ♪

♪ And those were happier days ♪

♪ And will ♪

♪ And you run into ♪

♪ And you'll do ♪

♪ As I lay ♪

♪ As long as temptation Stays away from me ♪

♪ Before the morning comes ♪

♪ Blowing through ♪

♪ Bodies in cassocks And bodies in uniforms ♪

♪ Bodies, bodies, bodies in uniforms ♪

♪ Bodies, bodies, bodies, bodies ♪

♪ Brings back memories of you ♪

♪ But now... ♪

♪ Carry on and drink And do the rock and roll ♪

♪ Carry you away ♪

♪ Come and stand beside me ♪

♪ Come, Caldera Bring them to their feet ♪

♪ Cop killer ♪

♪ Don't put off till tomorrow ♪

♪ Down by the sea She knew a sailor who had been to war ♪

♪ Down by the sea, she knew a sailor... ♪

♪ Down, down, down ♪

♪ Down, down, down, down, down ♪

♪ Each tear that flows from my eye ♪

♪ Female orgasm faces obstacles ♪

♪ For a couple of days ♪

♪ For the new year ♪

♪ Gettin' what I love... ♪

♪ Got a big day ♪

♪ Got a big day Gotta get home before the sun comes up ♪

♪ Got a big day Sorry, can't stay ♪

♪ Got a big day, sorry, can't stay ♪

♪ Gotta get home Before the morning comes ♪

♪ Gotta get home before the sun comes up ♪

♪ Gotta get home Pick up the phone ♪

♪ Gotta get home, pick up the phone ♪

♪ Gotta get out Gotta get home before the morning comes ♪

♪ Gotta get up ♪

♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪

♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out Gotta get home before the morning comes ♪

♪ Gotta let the people know I'm gonna be late ♪

♪ Gotta let the people know... ♪

♪ Happy birth ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Here it comes, a cure for the night ♪

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ Hold to thy breast ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ I can't take things slowly... ♪

♪ I dream you are there ♪

♪ I go to sleep ♪

♪ I gotta let it people know I'm gonna be late ♪

♪ I gotta let the people know I'm gonna be late ♪

♪ I gotta let the people know I'm gonna be late... ♪

♪ I gotta run, run ♪

♪ I gotta run, run, yeah ♪

♪ I heard a funny thing ♪

♪ I hope to see you ♪

♪ I know you'll always be near ♪

♪ I look around me ♪

♪ I promise ♪

♪ I promise you I will ♪

♪ I said it's all right ♪

♪ I think that people Are the greatest fun ♪

♪ I won't forget ♪

♪ I'm a girl ♪

♪ I'm gonna be late ♪

♪ I'm gonna break down hot rhymes Like I'm the undertaker ♪

♪ I'm gonna love you ♪

♪ I'm gonna stay away from temptation ♪

♪ I've been waiting to let you inside ♪

♪ I've got the strength But you feel it, oh ♪

♪ If the moonlight and the memories... ♪

♪ If you need a friend ♪

♪ If you're going home one evening ♪

♪ Imitators call me An innovative instigator ♪

♪ In the new year ♪

♪ It's all right ♪ [Ruth] Are you back at that Touchstone memory?

♪ It's okay ♪

♪ Just to be ♪

♪ Just what you choose to do ♪

♪ Law ♪

♪ Law enforcement bodies Bodies, bodies, bodies ♪

♪ Let's kill the cops tonight ♪

♪ Lightning striking black and white ♪

♪ Like a storm ♪

♪ Low down my head? ♪

♪ Me by the river's edge ♪

♪ My country is suffering from neurosis Worse than Anna O's ♪

♪ My government is a total waste Laws are useless ♪

♪ My strap ons are being replaced With uniforms and icons ♪

♪ Oh, caldera ♪

♪ Oh, na na, baby ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Okay ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, take me dancing tonight ♪

♪ Out of this darkness and light ♪

♪ Pick up the phone ♪

♪ Please come and save me ♪

♪ She knew a sailor who had been to war ♪

♪ She never even knew his name... ♪

♪ She never knew a sailor before ♪

♪ Shitfaced parliament bans condoms ♪

♪ Sleep ♪

♪ Somebody said to me ♪

♪ Someone with whom you ♪

♪ Somewhere down that river ♪

♪ Sorry, can't stay I gotta run, run, yeah ♪

♪ Sorry, can't stay... ♪

♪ Tell me what's wrong with my brain ♪

♪ The flowing of my heart ♪

♪ The rain came down ♪

♪ The river ♪

♪ The siren call beyond the treeline ♪

♪ There was a time when we could dance Until a quarter to ten ♪

♪ There was a time when we could dance Until a quarter to ten... ♪

♪ There was a time... ♪

♪ They promised us economy And military defense ♪

♪ Though you are far away ♪

♪ To lay your head down sometimes, I say ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ To this world ♪

♪ Tomorrow's tomorrow ♪

♪ Tonight is tonight ♪

♪ Until they ♪

♪ Up and away, got a big day ♪

♪ Up and away, got a big day Sorry can't stay ♪

♪ Up and away, got a big day Sorry, can't stay ♪

♪ Up and away, got a big day Sorry, can't stay... ♪

♪ Up and away... ♪

♪ Used to rendezvous ♪

♪ We could dance until a quarter to ten ♪

♪ We never thought it would end then ♪

♪ We never thought we'd get older ♪

♪ We used to carry on and drink And do the rock and roll ♪

♪ We're left outside ♪

♪ What if I'm late, got a big date ♪

♪ What if I'm late? Got a a big date ♪

♪ What if I'm late? Got a big date ♪

♪ What you can do tonight ♪

♪ When I look up from my pillow ♪

♪ Who need a hater To make it on all the violators ♪

♪ Why take a chance On losing something real great? ♪

♪ Will you meet ♪

♪ With a thorn stuck in your side ♪

♪ With almost everyone ♪

♪ With me ♪

♪ Wordsmith ♪ ♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, gotta get home Pick up the phone ♪

♪ Yeah, you know what I mean ♪

♪ You better listen Because I'm telling you right ♪

♪ You get a feeling ♪

♪ You know that I could be in love ♪

♪ You were born ♪

♪ You're a boy ♪

♪ You're my dreams come true girl ♪

♪ You're not my dream girl ♪

♪ You're not my reality girl ♪

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Russian Doll - Season 1
Russian Doll is a gripping and mind-bending television series that premiered in 2019. Created by Natasha Lyonne, Amy Poehler, and Leslye Headland, the show captivated audiences with its intriguing premise and superb storytelling. The series revolves around the life of Nadia Vulvokov, played brilliantly by Natasha Lyonne herself. Nadia is a smart and fiercely independent woman residing in New York City. On her 36th birthday, things take a surreal turn when she finds herself trapped in a never-ending time loop, constantly reliving the same night. Nadia dies repeatedly only to wake up and start the day all over again, a phenomenon she struggles to make sense of. As Nadia desperately attempts to break free from this eerie cycle, she encounters Alan Zaveri, portrayed flawlessly by Charlie Barnett. Alan is also stuck in a time loop, and their chance meeting adds a whole new layer of complexity to the narrative. Together, they embark on a quest to unravel the mystery behind their intertwined fates and find a way to escape their eternal purgatory. The show masterfully blends dark comedy, existential themes, and psychological drama to create a wholly unique viewing experience. It explores themes of self-discovery, personal growth, and the profound impact our choices have on our lives. Each episode skillfully peels back the layers of Nadia and Alan's characters, allowing the audience to empathize with their struggles and vulnerabilities. Apart from the stellar performances by Lyonne and Barnett, the cast also includes standout performances from Greta Lee as Maxine, Natasha Lyonne's real-life best friend Chloë Sevigny as Lenora, and Elizabeth Ashley as Ruth, among others. Each actor brings depth and nuance to their respective roles, adding to the show's overall quality. The critically acclaimed series garnered praise for its inventive narrative structure and thought-provoking themes. Russian Doll examines the human condition in a unique way, forcing viewers to question their own mortality and the impact they have on the world around them. If you are looking for a captivating and intelligent TV series, then Russian Doll is an absolute must-watch. Its thought-provoking plot, stellar performances, and dark comedic elements make it a true gem in the realm of television. You can play and download the incredible soundtracks from the show here, further immersing yourself in the mysterious and mesmerizing world of Russian Doll.
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