Escape from Tomorrow Edit

A boy pushed me.

A real blast, wasn't it?

Aaah!

Aah!

Absolutely.

Ah!

Ah. Ah!

All right, let's go. Come on.

Allow me to help you with your luggage.

Alright fine. I'll stay here with her.

Alright ready? Here we go.

Alright! Wooh!

Alright.

Alright. Feel better, little man.

Alright. It's our last day.

And hope you've enjoyed the Magic Kingdom.

And I hate happy endings.

And I'll take him on Buzz Lightyear.

And it was magical.

And Security was to meet you, after the ride, at the Land Pavilion.

And stand clear of the doors until the monorail stops completely

And stay clear of the door...

And the doors open.

And they lived happily ever after. Yay!

And you know smiling's not good... for the wrinkles.

And you?

ANNOUNCEMENT: Now stopping at Disney's Polynesian Resort.

ANNOUNCEMENT: Please hold on to the handrails

ANNOUNCEMENT: Please stand clear of the doors.

ANNOUNCEMENT: Sorry space rangers, this ride is no longer in service.

ANNOUNCER ON LOUD SPEAKER: We welcome you aboard our highway in the sky.

ANNOUNCER: Get your astro blasters ready, space cadets!

Another beautiful princess. Hello darling.

Are we gonna fight now?

Are you having lots and lots of fun?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you scared, sweetie?

Ask your father.

At all?

Babe, just for the kids. Just for the kids.

Back when I was young and beautiful.

Bad things happen everywhere.

Bam bam bam bam bam.

Be careful out there.

Be cheery, merry, jovial. And you can never be sad.

Because this one looks like she's about ready to fade.

Before they go swimming.

Best of luck. (PHONE CUTS OUT)

Bleagh. (FAKE GUNSHOT)

Bonjour!

Bookish... Tina Fey kind of thing.

But I'm Still thirsty!

But if you don't, something will.

But it was a little weird. Tell me what's going on.

But more in a... Emily Dickinson... kind of...

But then something happened.

But we don't want to control it like they do.

But you can't be happy all the time.

But you can't escape it, you know.

But, you see, I had no idea what sort of condition you'd be in.

Bye!

C'mon, we're gonna take a bath and clean you up.

Call me when you get this, okay?

Can we Dad?

Can we go down there? Alright.

Can we go on Buzz Lightyear?

Can you believe it?

Cat flu...

Checking in, or...?

Children are most at risk so we have to be extra careful.

Come back! Stop!

Come on baby, let's go.

Come on Elliot, let's go. We're gonna go lie down.

Come on guys. Here we go.

Come on, 'Em.

Come on, guys. Come on.

Come on, honey, let's go.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, no! Jim, Jim, you've had...

Come on, open the door.

Come on, son. Let's go.

Come on, sweetie.

Come on, you guys. Stay close.

Come on, you son of a bitch! Sorry old boy. I'm just a messenger.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Here it comes.

Come on. Let's o.

Come with us.

Computer, begin the scan.

Consider me a friend.

Consider yourself very fortunate, Mr. White.

Cute! These are cute!

Dad made me go on Space Mountain.

Dad?

Daddy, let's go home.

Depends how long the line is.

Deutschland forever!

Did she eat?

Did that... seem normal to you?

Did you black out again?

Did you find it?

Didn't your boss relay the message when you spoke to him?

Do give my best to the family.

Do some other fun stuff.

Do you know how much depends on this?!

Do you remember when you were afraid of the teacups?

Do you wanna take your picture little boy?

Does that sound good?

Don't cry baby. It's all right.

Don't give him anymore. Honey. Enough, enough.

Don't give me that look. I saw you at the pool.

Don't slow down no matter what.

Don't swear in front of the children!

Don't you think it's strange? The princesses?

Dry! Oh wait, there's another spot right here.

During our travels, please hold onto the handrails

Eiffel Tower!

Eins, zwei, drei!

Elliot, apologize to your father.

Elliot, look who it is!

Elliot, Sara! Come on, we're going.

Elliot, Sara. Come on, let's go. Come on, hurry.

Elliot, sit down.

Elliot, you wanna go on Spaceship Earth?

Elliot!

Elliot?

Elliot.

Elliot.

Elliot. Get back here!

Emily, wait!

Emu?

Emu.

Emu.

Epcot's real purpose remains unfinished.

Especially here.

Even for you. Don't you think?

Everybody in.

Everyone's so worried about cat flu now.

Everyone's so worried about cat flu, now.

Everything alright?

Excuse me for a moment.

Excuse me.

Feel better, honey!

Feeling better, huh?

Finally.

Fine, fine.

Following who?

For what?

Fuck me. Feel my vagina.

Fuck!

Fuck.

Fun, huh?

Geosporic.

Get off my dad! Someone help!

Giddyup.

Girls, what girls?

Good as new.

Good.

Good.

Goodbye, Jim!

Happy day all of you! I love you!

Has she met all the princesses yet?

Hate's a bad word!

Hate's a bad word.

Have you even seen someone decapitated?

Haven't you ever had a fantasy, Jim?

He could barely handle the tea cups!

He died while all this was still in its early stages.

He died...

He pushed me.

He was instructed to remind you...

He's just a little different, that's all.

Hello, Princess Minnie, you beautiful angel.

Hello! Hello! (LAUGHTER)

Help! I can't breathe! (NECK BREAKS)

Help.

Hey guys!

Hey now, you're way too nice to her.

Hey Sara.

Hey wait Roger, please!

Hey, hey, come here.

Hey, hon. We're over here by the castle.

Hey, honey?

Hey, leave me alone! I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm alive.

Hey, Sara. Lemme take Sara.

Hey, what are you doing to my daughter?!

Hey, what's wrong with you? Let her go!

Hey, you don't tell him that.

Hey, you wanna go on Pirates?

Hey, you wanna swim over and surprise 'em?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hi Mommy!

Hi, Daddy.

Hi. Oh my goodness!

His kid pushed down Sara.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Holy crap!

Holy crap!

Honey, it was no one.

Honey, where did you go?

Honey?

Honey?

Honey.

How 'bout one for Dad?

How did you get in here?

How is that little darlin' of yours?

How long?

How much time?

How was the park?

How's she doin' otherwise?

Http://subscene.com/u/659433 Improved by: @Ivandrofly

Hug a perfect stranger.

Huh?

Huh?

Husband?!

I can't feel my teeth.

I can't really discuss it right now.

I can't.

I didn't make him go.

I don't care.

I don't know what's into him. He's acting a little strange today.

I don't know, babe. I don't know.

I don't know, it's not really movin'. You? We're gonna get something to eat,

I don't know!

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. They probably just came to watch the fireworks.

I don't like Epcot.

I don't like that ride.

I don't like the witch.

I don't really mind it, though.

I don't think your dad would like it too much.

I don't understand.

I don't wanna go, I wanna stay here with you.

I dunno, there's just... something about it though...

I guess they just like the same rides as we do.

I have something to tell you, Jim.

I know, tell me about it. This place is a mad house!

I lost my job.

I love you. You know that?

I mean not in a classical... sense.

I meant your necklace, sorry.

I need help.

I sliced him apart.

I smashed my head.

I suppose they aren't really strangers now, are they?

I take vitamin C.

I think I'm too fat for this cave, honey.

I think you found my hidden Mickey! Hysterectomy.

I threw up.

I used to be one of them a long time ago.

I was just playin'. What's going on?

I wonder what age we stop wanting to do that.

I'll be right there, sweetie.

I'll call you if we ever get out of here. Alright?

I'll see you back at the hotel.

I'm a princess. Or at least, I used to be.

I'm coming, I'm coming.

I'm fine. Just kiddin' around. Geez.

I'm fine. What are you doin'?

I'm joking.

I'm not a total idiot.

I'm sick.

I'm so happy to be here with you!

I'm sorry 'Em.

I'm sorry little man.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I've been waiting for you.

I've seen enough for one day. This vacation's over.

I've seen enough of this tree house. Let's get down.

If you even touched her!

In a part of your imagination you've never sought to use.

Interesting.

Is Mommy pretty?

Is she wearing sunscreen?

Is that what everyone wants? That sound good?

Is this the, uh... Yeah, it's the one you wanted.

Is this vomit?

Isn't that the one you wanted?

It happens here, occasionally.

It hurts.

It was uh... It was good.

It was, um...

It's a bird.

It's a transitional period.

It's a transitional period.

It's an heirloom from another time.

It's been so long.

It's gonna take forever.

It's just not possible.

It's just pretend.

It's not scary. I've been on it before.

It's not scary. You can hold daddy's hand really tight.

It's okay, honey. Mommy didn't mean that.

It's right over there I think. Hold on.

It's so pretty, all the lights!

It's time to go. Jim, come back here.

It's um...

It's what?

Jesus Christ.

Jim, Jim! Come on, Jim.

Jim, we've been waiting for you for over an hour.

Jim!

Jim!

Jim!

Jim!

Jim!

Jim?

Jim?

Jim?

Jim? Oh my God!

Jim. Where are you, Jim?

Jim...

Just let me have fun! It's Disney World.

Just like old W himself.

Just like old W himself.

Just tell me where she is!

Just wondering where you are.

Just... just take her.

Keep goin'!

Keep smiling.

Last time on Thunder Mountain.

Leave me alone.

Let me sit over here in the corner.

Let's do it.

Let's get you clean sweet pea!

Let's go find Daddy.

Let's go find him, okay?

Let's go see what he's doing. Okay?

Let's go. Hey guys! Sara, wait up!

Let's see how long the line is.

Let's step on the gas!

Let's wave to our fans! Hello!

Lighten up!

Like Sara?

Lime margarita.

Lolly?

Look at me. There you go.

Look at that one. That's my favorite one.

Look at the city. Come on, look at Mexico City.

Look at the fireworks, kids. Look up at the fireworks.

Look at the gold one. I know, that gold one's good.

Look at this.

Look how pretty those are.

Look, I wanna have one final decent last day here, okay?

Look, it's gonna be coming down those tracks down there.

Look, the train's about ready to come.

Look!

Looks like someone does not want us to go on this one.

Looks like they're friends already.

MAN ON MONITOR: Oh, yeah, yeah, it's over there.

MAN ON THE PHONE: Jim, listen to me, don't let your imagination run wild.

MAN ON THE PHONE: Well, there's a little more to it than that.

Marco!

Marco!

Maybe later, sweetie. (WHINES)

Me?

Mexico! Meh hee co, everybody.

Minnie Mouse, Jim. I said I wanted... You know what? Never mind.

Mommies and daddies, too.

Mommy didn't mean that, sweetie... it's okay.

Mommy didn't mean that. It's okay.

My beautiful princes and princesses!

My boss? What are you talking about?

My boys just won't stop talking about it.

My husband won't be back 'til later.

Never ever!

Nice.

No coughing or flu like symptoms?

No don't! Elliot!

No one's around. Come on.

No outsider has ever been where you are. That makes you the first.

No, and fortunately for you, they are unaware of my existence.

No, I guess not.

No, I mean, she's lovely. A real princess.

No, I think I'd better be going...

No, I... No.

No, I'm sorry.

No, Jesus, Jim. You have to reapply the sunblock

No, keep your hands... honey...

No, Mommy didn't mean it, honey.

No, no.

No, put it back. Come one.

No, she did not.

No!

No! God!

No?

No.

No.

No.

No.

Nobody does... nobody does.

Nobody, I wasn't talking to anybody. So, you're lips were moving?

Not here. No.

Not in front of the kids. No. Stop.

Not make me look like the bad person.

Not so fast, not so fast.

Not your head, Jim. In your imagination.

Nothing.

Now can we go on Buzz Lightyear?

Now you have to tell me.

Now, I sure did like her.

Oh Christ.

Oh here, let me help you.

Oh I got you something. Hold on.

Oh I'm gettin' the train, honey.

Oh look!

Oh man.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my god. She doesn't even listen to me.

Oh my gosh. You guys, look over here.

Oh my... you gotta be fucking kidding me.

Oh my... you like a big nose?

Oh no, here she comes.

Oh no, princesses must never cry!

Oh there's Mommy. There she is.

Oh, and don't forget about Soarin'.

Oh, God!

Oh, good.

Oh, I must apologize for those.

Oh, I'm sorry, I...

Oh, it was Sara, actually.

Oh, sweetie...

Oh, thank you.

Oh, that's beautiful, wow.

Oh, the boy, he's mine.

Oh, the humidity, my gosh!

Oh, you like that, don't you?

Oh, you're not his father.

Oh, your necklace... you're necklace.

Oh! I see!

Oh! My goodness, Sara, is that you?

Oh! Oh Lordy!

Oh! So smart!

Oh! That's not very nice.

Oh.

Oh...

Oh... over there.

Oh... well, um...

Okay guys. (GRUNTS)

Okay, better get goin'.

Okay, fine.

Okay, fine. Why don't we all just go back to the hotel, okay?

Okay, let's go. Chop, chop.

Okay, now you're starting to scare me. I think you should leave before...

Okay, Sara, it's not funny.

Okay, then.

Okay, wait!

Okay, we need to get a picture with the castle.

Okay, we're almost ready!

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Jim!

One!

Only that's the real you,

Ooooh! You're incredible!

Open the door.

Ouch.

Over there!

Ow, shit.

Ow.

People just come here 'cos they wanna feel safe.

Picture of the castle.

Please proceed to the nearest exit and have a great day.

Please sit down, Elliot.

Please... come.

Pretending to be someone else, hugging all these kids.

Put it back. Elliot, you too. Wait, 'Em. What about the fireworks?

Rich Asian businessmen now pay thousands for one in costume.

Rich Asian businessmen, they'll pay thousands for one in costume.

ROGER ON THE PHONE: Sorry old boy, I'm just the messenger.

Same thing.

Sara, is that you?!

Sara, thank God.

Sara, you come back here! We've got to wash you up!

SARA: Eiffel Tower!

SARA: Over here!

SARA: You can't get me.

Sara!

Sara!

Sara!

Sara?

Sara?

Sara?

Sara?

Sara?

Sara.

Sara. Is that your name?

Sara. Sara?

See, it's different.

See, they kind of... bumped into each other.

Seven... six... five... four... three... two... one!

She didn't... She doesn't usually act like that.

She noticed your suits were gone.

She was so perfect, like your daughter.

She's beautiful.

She's didn't mean to do that. She just got angry, okay?

She's just pretend, right?

Siemens.

Sit down, Elliot.

Slow down, Jim.

Slow down. Jim, slow down!

Smile big! Show me some teeth!

So I wrapped my arms around her.

So we can know what they're up to and keep tabs.

So you're firing me for no real reason then?

Something bad is gonna happen.

Something's wrong with Elliot.

Somethings not right.

Soon, Jim. You'll be mine.

Sorry, I really have no idea what you're talking about.

Sorry, I...

Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry... I'm sorry.

Sounds lovely... Well...

Space Mountain?

Splash splash!

Stay close.

Sweet!

Sweetie wait, Sara.

Sweetie, honey, where are you?

Tell your kid to watch where he's going next time.

Ten minutes, then out.

Ten minutes?

Ten minutes.

Thank you for playing with me, Sara.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. Thanks so much.

That guy. That fat guy on the scooter.

That must have been right around the time this park opened?

That was fun.

That was super duper long!

That was super long.

That we are.

That will work!

That's a pretty dress.

That's all I ask, alright?

That's gonna be our base, I'll show you how fast this goes.

That's it? Just good?

That's not funny, is it?

That's not turkey, you know.

That's okay.

That's right.

That's so cute.

That's you.

The enterprise which sponsors this attraction.

The first?

The Geospor... Yeah, yeah.

The whole family. (GIGGLES)

Then something happened. I couldn't let go.

Then, I am sorry too.

There she is, the wicked witch!

There we go. C'mon, let's go.

There you are.

There you go!

There you go.

There you go. You are so clean now.

There's... there's something going's on here.

They call this the presidential suite. What a joke.

They do have everything.

They like it. (GIGGLING)

They make this for little tiny kids.

They say you actually feel like you're flying.

They're a little young, Jim...

They're afraid!

They're high priced courtesans.

They're pretty, huh?

They're so big.

This bathroom is gonna be a mess!

This is cool!

This is Florida, Jim.

This is for our mantle. Oh, cool.

This is fun.

This is so cute!

This one's a little hotter, it's about 2,350.

Those girls!

Those Parisian chicks... or whatever they are!

Turkey leg?

Turn it off, please! Please!

Two!

Ugh.

Uh huh!

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh. I went on Snow White and wasn't afraid of the witch

Uh uh.

Uh, no, no actually you take her

Um, who were you talking to on the balcony?

Um... sure, thanks.

Um... yeah, I guess.

Un huh. Can we do it again?

Unless, of course, the French take... Oh, they are the most dangerous.

Vitamin C.

Vitamin C...

Vitamin C...

Wait wait wait, 'Em... 'Em.

Wait, wait, 'Em, what?

Wait!

Wait! Jim, wait!

Wanna take her?

Wash the chlorine off you.

Watch Elliot.

We could ride something else.

We even had to shut down the Buzz Lightyear!

We gotta change and get ready. Why'd you put sunscreen on her, then?

We simply monitor things,

We'll meet you back at the carousel in an hour.

We'll see, honey.

We're on the floor now.

We're traveling to Disney's contemporary resort.

Well if it's not turkey, then what is it?

Well she's just excited. It's this place, you know.

Well then, there you go. That's your definition.

Well, how about a little consideration?

Well, I'm afraid that if I come with you...

Well, uh...

Well, uh... why don't they just call it that?

Well, would you really buy it if they did?

Well, yeah, pretty? It depends on your definition of pretty.

Well...

What about him?

What are you doin'?

What are you doing?

What are you, a lip reader now?

What did she say?

What do you mean?

What else is goin' on Roger?

What happened to your knee?

What happened?

What happened?

What happened?!

What the hell are they doing here?

What we call Base 21.

What you're eating. It's not turkey.

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? (MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

What? Did you hear that?

What? Hey...

What? I don't understand.

What?!

What?!

What?!

What's going on?

What's the matter? That's a big kids' ride.

What's the matter? You mean from this morning?

What's wrong baby? What's wrong?

What's wrong with Daddy?

What's wrong with you Mr.?!

What's wrong with you?

When you're a princess, they teach you to smile.

Where am I? Where's Sara?

Where are we going?

Where are you?

Where are you?! Goddammit you!

Where is she?

Where's Daddy?

Where's Daddy?

Which one's yours?

While all this was still in its early stages.

Who are you? (GLASS CLATTERING)

Who was on the phone this morning?

Whoa, are we serious?

Whoa, Jesus Christ.

Whoa. Yep.

Why are we following those girls?

Why didn't you eat, baby?

Why don't you ask her?

Why not?

Why not?

Witches aren't real.

Wooh!

Wooh!

Wooh. (LAUGHS)

Wow, look at this!

Wow. Here we are on a new island.

Wow. It's a giant testicle.

Wow. You're a big girl, huh?

Wunderbar!

Yabba dabba do. Yabba dabba do.

Yay!

Yeah, but she's beautiful, yeah.

Yeah, if you still wanna go to Epcot and see the fireworks.

Yeah, it's crazy here today.

Yeah, it's uh...

Yeah, someone's looking like they're better.

Yeah, thank you!

Yeah, who were you talking to?

Yeah! We had a nap, watched a movie.

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah...

Yeah...

Yeah... wow...

Yep.

Yes I am.

Yes, and right now you're under the ride Spaceship Earth.

You alright?

You are sure of this?

You can be a host and not even know it.

You could be a host and not even know it.

You didn't think Space Mountain would freak him out?

You don't believe me?

You got me Dumbo?

You gotta say Polo!

You have to, like, not be so nice to them.

You know honey, this might be a while.

You know the princesses?

You made me... drop my turkey leg!

You must come.

You really like this ride, huh?

You really wanna know?

You see, I am a servant of the Siemens Corporation.

You speak English?

You sure you don't want to get a fast pass, we'll come back later?

You think that's good?

You told Elliot I look like Emily Dickinson?

You took him on Space Mountain?!

You wanna go lie down with Mommy?

You wanna go on the, uh, thing?

You were to take the boy.

You won't?