The Croods: A New Age Edit

A girl...

A hint of moss.

A lot of moons.

A place Guy calls Tomorrow.

A place of our own?

A whole lot bigger.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Take that!

Actually kind of cute.

Actually, everyone gets their own rooms.

Actually, Grug and I were thinking that maybe we...

After all these years, and Guy shows up on our doorstep.

After everything I did and said, you still saved me.

After that, the bananas went away too.

After two of the longest, most terrifying moons in my life,

Again! Something bigger!

Ah, nobody's foot in my mouth.

Ah, we're good.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! I almost forgot. I made this for you.

Ah. I can't believe they kept these old picture albums.

Aha!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh! Eep!

All about your private two person house of Tomorrow,

All day, all night.

All right, boys! We're getting you out of here!

All right, pack.

All right. You wanna play fetch, Douglas?

All the moons.

All these separate rooms. Who could live in a place like this?

And a dude with...

And a little change can be... Guy?

And a sweet, babbling brook?

And a sweet, babbling brook.

And can you imagine what that would do to Eep? It would absolutely destroy her!

And Eep should stay with her kind.

And Eep stays with you, with your pack?

And ever since, a day hasn't gone by without me thinking about it.

And Grug...

And Guy's future is inside the walls.

And he tricked me.

And he's sad that everyone isn't spending time together anymore.

And I am Hope. And we are...

And I can't even see it.

And I didn't really come across other people very often,

And I don't like you at all!

And I found it.

And I gave you a passive aggressive basket.

And I'm "heyying" you right back.

And I'm glad Guy came to his senses

And if there's one thing I know,

And it's such a time saver, and it's so simple.

And maybe a bit, uh, rude.

And maybe she just didn't realize

And my dad doesn't even know about this one.

And now Guy's back!

And now we're traveling the world,

And now you want me to come with you?

And one more question.

And peeping Thunk over here, with his dumb... window.

And privacy.

And realized he doesn't belong with a cave girl.

And shake, and shake, and shake, and shake, and shake!

And soft rain.

And teaching them to tie these knots?

And that flea infested rat baby!

And that maybe,

And the Bettermans welcomed everyone to stay... forever.

And then she tried to make me think it was my idea!

And there's something off about that Phil Betterman guy. Like, way off.

And this, and this, and this!

And Thunk just stares at that box.

And to think that we were worrying about Dawn being alone.

And to think, the only two teenagers in the world, and we found each other.

And you are "Bog Water."

And you know what? That hair's not coming back. It escaped.

And you smell like flowers.

And you two twits are the closest thing I have to fathers.

And you two, you're gonna mess it up!

And you were just worried about your daughter leaving,

And you!

And you'll find Tomorrow.

And you're welcome!

And your daughter, obviously, is not a rat baby.

Another glorious morning.

Another shark milk?

Anything else, anything at all, is yours to enjoy.

Anyway, here.

Anyway, I don't need anybody. No one at all.

Anyway, uh...

Are we all here?

Are you coming with me?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you ready to talk about it?

Are you suggesting...

Around your heart.

Around!

As if we'd ever do that!

As our houseguests, you're welcome to anything you want.

At this particular moment in time?

Aw, come on!

Aw. All right, Thunder Sisters!

Away from what?

Away from you! Duh!

Ba na na.

Banana bros!

Banana?

Because privacy promotes individuality! Unofficial motto!

Because we didn't have any boys, or men, or clothes.

Because we have no bananas for the monster,

Because you smother them.

Before we eat, I'd like to say a few words.

Belt, seat belt mode.

Betterman!

Betterman! Betterman!

Bite monkeys, ab tight monkeys!

Boom!

Boom!

Boom! That's my girl!

Boom?

Boom.

Boom.

Boomsies!

Boomsies?

Bro?

Bro.

Bros for life!

Buh nah nuh.

But did you see the way that cave girl was holding Guy's hand?

But didn't have the courage to say.

But eventually, Guy won him over.

But I guess that's not good enough for you anymore.

But if I have to be alone...

But in the end, it got bigger.

But it isn't a...

But it's it's complicated.

But it's nothing us Croods can't handle.

But now, all I can think about is Eep.

But she needed to get out.

But that does sound amazing!

But the monster didn't go away. No.

But the pack is together.

But then, for some strange reason, the water went away.

But there's so many of them.

But they're right here.

But through the power of higher thought,

But Tomorrow isn't a place.

But we don't eat the bananas.

But while she thinks I'm toiling in the hot sun,

But with Guy,

But y y you are a cave girl.

But you also built a wall

But you can't speak it, huh, smarty pants?

But you said "cave girl" like it's a bad thing.

But you'll never believe who we just found.

But...

By diverting water from a high mountain source,

Can he hear us?

Can I get you a towel or a utensil or something?

Can I not?

Can I say something?

Cave people!

Cave people.

Chef Hope's been working hard all day.

Chunky, go!

Close one! Right?

Come again?

Come and get me!

Come here, little guy. You can come out.

Come here, sweet thing.

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on, come on. Whoo!

Come on, Eep. Share the tablet.

Come on, Grug. I've seen you moping around.

Come on, man. Just chill.

Come on, punch monkeys! Let's get this on!

Come on, stabby. Time to get stabbing.

Come on, Thunk. We're going outside.

Come on!

Come on! Get under here!

Come on.

Come on.

Congratulations, Phil.

Couldn't sleep last night.

D'oh!

Dad always says, "The pack stays together."

Dad needs us.

Dad was right after all.

Dad, relax. It's been one night.

Dad, what if I miss something? I wanna go back inside.

Dad? Guy?

Dawn, it wasn't wild animals.

Dawn, listen to yourself! We are not like them.

Dawn, you'll need the travel basket.

Dawn!

Dawn? Dawn?

Dawn. What is she doing?

Dawn's a girl?

Deal.

Dear diary. Hey, it's me.

Deranged stranglers! Strange danglers! Fanged manglers!

Do I have to like Phil?

Do I smell weird to you?

Do their jobs and start the fire!

Do they know that?

Do you guys hear that?

Do you mind? Can I take this? Thanks.

Do you see the light? You need to follow that light, okay?

Do you wanna see something really cool?

Do you wanna take a break from beating up the forest?

Do you, Eep Amber Crood,

Doesn't matter.

Don't call me that!

Don't get too close.

Don't look at us. Look behind you.

Don't stop. Don't hide.

Don't tell Mrs. Betterman,

Don't worry. It won't hurt... much.

Don't worry. We'll be back before anyone knows.

Douglas!

Douglas!

Douglas?

Drop her!

Drop it!

Dun dun duh?

Dun dun dun?

Each other.

Easy. Calm down, big guy.

Eat wig!

Eep and Guy, they're gonna wanna start their own pack, just like we did.

Eep likes Guy. Eep likes Guy.

Eep would never leave us. No.

Eep, "Fire Heart."

Eep, if something hurts this much,

Eep, that was not smart. She could have been seriously hurt.

Eep, this is a very severe bee sting!

Eep, wait, wait. There's something I need to tell you.

Eep!

Eep!

Eep!

Eep!

Eep! Come back!

Eep! Eep! I have something to say!

Eep?

Eep?

Eep?

Eep? Eep, is that... you?

Eep.

Eep. Eep, are you awake?

Eh...

End of the world,

Every mark is an adventure!

Every time I've been hurt before...

Everyone lower your weapons.

Everything you see before you used to be a sad, hopeless, dust filled wasteland.

Excuse me? You're thinking about staying here?

Extra vertebrae!

Far... you know?

Fate thinks it's better than you.

Fate wants to stay with...

Father to father, I worry about my daughter too.

Father!

Filled with flowers, and butterflies,

Final entry.

Find happiness.

Fire Heart, heads up!

Fire.

Flame, flame!

Flowers and soft rain.

Flowers were in high bloom.

Fly, Wigasus, fly!

Follow the light,

Following the light, but no sign of Tomorrow yet.

Food!

For an itty bitty monkey?

For the bananas!

Fresh bitter bean juice?

Friend!

Friends.

Full feels weird.

Funny story,

G G G Grug.

Genius!

Genius!

Genius!

Genius! Genius! Genius!

Genius.

Genius.

Genius. Mmm.

Get him, Eep! Get him!

Get him, Eep! Go for the groin.

Get in here, son.

Get off me.

Get to the exit!

Get to the point.

Getting away from these crazy... cave people!

Girls, very, very complicated.

Giving it bananas for years!

Go and find them, Wigasus.

Go get it, boy!

Go now! He's not looking.

Go on.

Go.

Going up.

Good job.

Goodbye, Dad.

Got it. Solid spot, Dad.

Got to get away!

Gran and Thunk, you find us a place to sleep.

Gran, did you do something new with your hair?

Gran, your hair!

Gran.

Great. Now they have spears and fire.

Great. What's the plan?

Gross. Right, Douglas?

Grug felt, and I concurred,

Grug, am I hallucinating?

Grug, do you mind? I'm trying to think!

Grug, let's take this moment to talk about your great idea.

Grug, we could talk about fruit all day.

Grug, you know what I think?

Grug, you might be more comfortable if you removed your fur pelt.

Grug! Over here, buddy.

Grug! What's going on?

Grug?

Grug? Grug.

Grug.

Grug. Gruggers.

Grug's words, not mine.

Guess it's just me with my thoughts.

Guy and Eep?

Guy and Eep? Guy and Eep?

Guy gave Eep a rock. He kissed my hand.

Guy here.

Guy knew the Bettermans when he was little.

Guy stays with us, and Eep stays with her pack.

Guy used to have so many ideas.

Guy,

Guy, are you seeing this?

Guy, Dawn will be so happy to see you.

Guy, Guy, Guy.

Guy, he just gave the monkeys fire!

Guy, I too give you permission to start a home with Grug's daughter.

Guy, relax.

Guy, son, please understand.

Guy! Is it really you?

Guy?

Guy?

Guy?

Guy?

Guy?

Guy. Eep?

Guy. You've got to go!

Guy's home. You got it.

Guys, wait a minute.

Guys?

Ha!

Ha!

He belongs with us, the Bettermans!

He gives me a funny feeling, like I have butterflies in my stomach.

He is... um... stupid.

He knows a smart idea when he hears... one.

He spends a lot of time in there.

He stole your water, ate your bananas and ruined your society!

He took me into his stupid secret man cave,

He tricked me!

He's a boy.

He's a good lookout.

He's all alone, just like me.

Headbutt monkeys, low blow monkeys,

Heh.

Hello, Grug!

Hello! Hey!

Here, right here, all your needs will be met...

Here. Here's good.

Here's Dawn! What a coincidence.

Hey, babe. Get to the good part!

Hey, everyone!

Hey, everyone! You'll never guess what I fo...

Hey, Gran? Are you sure this is safe?

Hey, Guy, race you to the top.

Hey, hey, hey, Grug.

Hey, hey, hey. Chill.

Hey, Mrs. Better mom, wasn't there a wall there before?

Hey, my travel basket!

Hey, new friend girl! Want some breakfast?

Hey, Phil! Hey!

Hey, Ugga! I just had the best time with Phil!

Hey, um, Ugga?

Hey, yeah. Check this out.

Hey, you.

Hey, you.

Hey, you.

Hey, you're not the boss of me.

Hey! Get your head in the game!

Hey! Get your heads in the game!

Hey! There he is!

Hey! You hungry?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Fixing yourself a snack?

Hi, Mr. Betterman.

Hi.

Hi. I'm Eep.

Hit snooze!

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Guy, I'd really miss my family.

Hmm. Now, that's interesting.

Hold on, stop. You accessorize with a sloth?

Hold on. I'm coming over.

Hold tight, Guy. As soon as we get out of this log,

Home! This place is home!

Honestly, I just can't help it.

Honestly, it sucks out there.

Hope Betterman, always thinking of others.

Hope, it's Guy.

Hope, these are people!

How dare the both of you!

How does this help your family?

How interesting.

How? There's too many vines!

Huh!

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? It's so bright out here.

Huh? Whoa!

Hungry.

I accessorize with a sloth! This is Belt!

I am Bog Water!

I can see it.

I can talk to them. I'm fluent in punch monkey.

I can't believe he would choose a tree over me.

I can't believe how much time I wasted clacking rocks. This is amazing!

I can't believe you actually made that deal.

I can't eat another bite.

I can't look. What is it?

I can't see!

I can't.

I couldn't sleep. I was thinking about Tomorrow.

I devised a way to get all the water from that high mountain source

I did find this little fellow.

I did this.

I didn't change! This is the real me, baby!

I do.

I don't even care.

I don't even know what you smell like.

I don't even know who you are anymore!

I don't feel like eating anymore.

I don't have a problem.

I don't have a problem.

I don't know if cave people belong in a modern world.

I don't know what this feeling's called, but it looks like this.

I don't know!

I don't know! I can't see!

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Hot.

I don't like it here, all right?

I don't think it's that simple.

I don't wanna. I'm watching birds.

I feel like we just need to help them understand

I found bananas are the only thing that keeps it at bay.

I gotcha.

I grew up with Hope and Phil.

I guess this is it.

I have a scar.

I have a shawl to keep me... warm. That's okay.

I have to tell you something I've been thinking for a long time

I I already did.

I just need to watch the window for a... I just need to watch it for a minute!

I just wanna say, um...

I just wish that I'd been able to see Eep one more time.

I know what I want.

I know, Thunk, and we'll eat our ration of dry twigs and bitter roots

I love drawing this shape! I don't know why. It just feels right.

I mean ice cave.

I mean, can you believe it?

I mean, he made me think that I thought that.

I mean, wasn't he the one that gave us fire?

I never said that.

I never thought I'd see the Bettermans again.

I recognize those broad shoulders.

I spent my whole life searching for a place called Tomorrow,

I spent my whole life searching for a place my parents wanted me to find,

I still would've eaten that.

I suppose perhaps I have made mistakes too.

I tasted one once, long, long ago.

I think all they wanted for you was to...

I think I can translate from here, Guy.

I think I love you.

I think I made him madder.

I think I rolled my ankle!

I think I see something.

I think I'm his new pet.

I think it's... the end of the world.

I think you've got it covered.

I thought about it.

I thought cave people died off years ago.

I thought of it before you had cool hair.

I thought you might want to have this.

I told her to take a shower. Who does that?

I told you,

I told you, don't take the canyon!

I trust you've all brought your appetites.

I was full of shark milk. I was naked!

I was just a cub.

I will turn this death cat around!

I, Phil Betterman, single handedly turned a desert into an oasis

I, um...

I'll give him a cave girl!

I'll just use the travel basket to shield mys...

I'll start swinging and punching our way to freedom.

I'll tell you what their problem is. Their water supply is dried up.

I'll tell you what you are.

I'm actually in here,

I'm afraid we have one house rule here.

I'm going back to the window!

I'm going crazy!

I'm going to fall asleep and dream about our home.

I'm going to watch window forever!

I'm going too.

I'm gonna be alone with you.

I'm gonna go pet them.

I'm good.

I'm hot. That That's my problem.

I'm hungry! In a minute!

I'm in good with these monkeys. I have a job!

I'm in the panic cubby! Panic cubby!

I'm just acting like a cave girl, Guy.

I'm just getting some firewood.

I'm just...

I'm knocking on the door, big guy. Open it.

I'm leaving.

I'm leaving.

I'm not sure her hair is coming back.

I'm Phil.

I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

I'm thinking of calling him "Watch."

I've gotten a mark I can see.

I've never had a girlfriend before!

I've never seen anything like it.

If bros he has.

If no one's died before breakfast, it's a win.

If we're gonna rescue these men, there's something we're gonna need.

If you give this place a chance, you might actually like it here.

If you're going to eat us,

In fact, I think we can both fit if we suck it in.

In fact, none of them do.

In fact, they were so dirty that we washed them and then burned them.

In hearts...

In my day, we didn't stare at birds. We fought them.

In my defense, I had been living in a cave my whole life,

In summary, they really need those bananas.

Inseparable.

Is glad you're gone...

Is like your cave.

Is that my dad? Hide me!

Is that your home?

Isn't Guy amazing?

Isn't it strange how this food grows in perfectly straight ro...

It all started with a tree and an idea.

It came back for its bananas.

It has a neck pillow.

It has come every night for 100 moons or more.

It is so much better in here.

It means you only smell the feet you wanna smell.

It still works, everybody!

It wants its bananas!

It was all him!

It was really hot.

It was summer. The sun was warm on my shoulders.

It's a mom

It's a person!

It's a person. It's you, Eep.

It's a place I go to get away.

It's a special dish we call Bronana Bread.

It's almost like Guy's the problem.

It's bad, Grug!

It's beautiful!

It's been 14 moons since the mission began.

It's been 29 moons.

It's been 54 moons.

It's been...

It's called a shower. Try it.

It's called a shower. You should try it.

It's cozy, isn't it?

It's getting closer!

It's getting late, so...

It's gone.

It's got fruit, nuts, soap, more soap and a neck pillow.

It's Grug's fault.

It's here...

It's hot in here.

It's It's not just punch monkeys.

It's just a little punch monkey.

It's just a reaction to the bee venom.

It's just Guy. Hi, Guy!

It's just the beginning.

It's kick monkeys,

It's like fate brought them back together.

It's like fate brought us together.

It's like this place is changing everyone.

It's not the end.

It's okay.

It's our nature.

It's pretty great here, huh, Belt?

It's safe to come out.

It's some old pictures of our families.

It's that you and Eep make each other happy.

It's the least we can do to thank you for bringing Guy home.

It's this place. This place is...

It's trying to communicate.

It's you! You're here!

It's...

It's... It's...

Jab, jab, jab.

Jab, jab!

Jab, jab.

Joyride! Joyride?

Just a hint.

Just as soon as two pack members, who shall remain nameless,

Just feels kind of...

Just Gran's old bedtime stories.

Just the two of them?

Just the two of us?

Just try to keep your giant hand out of sight.

Kids, right?

Kids, stop fighting.

Kill circle!

Kill circle!

Kill circle?

Kind of big, isn't it?

Kind of.

Knock, knock.

Let alone... a boy!

Let me live my life!

Let me talk a little punch monkey. Phil Betterman is so smart, he's stupid!

Let this flag mark the day I discovered our home,

Let's do it.

Let's go for a ride.

Let's go, Dawn!

Let's jump more stuff.

Let's just jab at them from afar.

Like a home. Just the two of us.

Like Eep would ever... Come on.

Like it was meant to be.

Like river rocks with, uh...

Like you mess up everything!

Like you messed up my beautiful teenage romance.

Likewise.

Listen to this baby purr.

Listen, I feel really bad about what happened at dinner

Literally, I'm traveling in a log.

Look at all this food!

Look at me. Standing up straight, got lots of ideas.

Look at them!

Look past the matted pelts and gnashing teeth.

Look upon Betterman the fire maker and despair!

Look upon Betterman the toolmaker and despair!

Look, Phil. They sleep in a pile.

Look! You got a whole bowl full of them over there. Who are those for?

Looks like I've seen it all.

Ludicrous! We had no formal agreement, you chiselers!

Make it stop.

Man, do they party a lot!

Many moons ago, their world was a paradise.

Matter of fact, we're thinking of putting in a new...

Maybe it means you do care.

Maybe it's something worth fighting for.

Maybe one that's stable and not infested with land sharks!

Maybe our Tomorrow is a place of our own, you know?

Maybe our Tomorrow is different than the rest of... of the pack's.

Maybe we could stay.

Maybe we should take it down a notch, honey.

Me neither.

Mine's Sash. Ooh la la.

Mmm!

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Kisses:

Mmm. This is so good, Mrs. Better mom.

Mom,

Mom, am I sick?

Mom, maybe we should drill some air holes in the door of the panic cubby?

Mom, where are you going?

Mom, you sure you don't wanna join us? It's really warm in here.

Mom!

Mom!

Mom! Don't talk to my friend that way.

Mom! Sandy's fetching Douglas's stick again.

Mom! Thunk is looking at my diary again!

Monkeys, I have mastered your zesty and expressive language.

Monsters, bananas.

More like a clear mountain stream.

Morning chores!

Mouth breathers! Brain squeezers!

Mr. and Mrs. Betterman?

Mr. Betterman?

Mrs. Better mom, I'll just take my dessert at the window.

Much like that... one.

My best friend...

My cat, my rules. We cross!

My father was afraid of the pack getting smaller.

My first and only love.

My little sister, my little sister, my little sister. She bites a lot.

My man cave.

My morning chores?

My name's "Bog Water"?

My pack's all split up. There's no one to sleep pile with.

My parents won't even let me have scars.

My whole family loved him...

Nah, it's my dad's.

New tribe names.

Night after night, it was never enough!

No air holes. Snakes could get in.

No man cave here.

No more smashed fingers.

No sign of them. But I did find this though.

No way. Not happening!

No words are good enough.

No words can describe it, Thunk.

No, honey. You're full.

No, never apologize for an effective kill circle.

No, no, no! Dad!

No, no, no! Get away!

No, no, no! Travel window!

No, no, no. Wait, wait. Just wait.

No, no. She's not fine.

No, no. This is a "hey" with a question. Um...

No, not that. The part about Eep and Guy.

No, not without you!

No, Sandy!

No, she's not like you. This is not her cave!

No, Thunk. Play with Douglas. He's feeling left out.